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The best superhero
crime fighter on the planet
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is Mr. Spandex Avenger.
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Ooh, cute tights. Oh, my gosh.
I totally have the same pair.
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Mr. Spandex Avenger isn't
as tough as my robot.
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Your robot has
an ice cream tub head.
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Aren't those the lights
from Dad's bike?
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Yeah, yeah. You watch.
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My robot's gonna win
the gold medal at
the Robot Olympics.
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Sorry, I'm late.
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The group project presentation
is due today:
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Wall walking.
Let's see it.
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- You didn't work
on your group project?
- I wanted to.
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But Alex wouldn't
take time from Dean.
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I like that Dean.
Very nice boy.
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Thank you, Dad.
Besides, I made time.
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- You were building a friend.
- I have friends.
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And they're all
building robots, too.
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Hey, we just doubled
our clique. Sweet.
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- Max?
- Dad, can't talk now.
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Look, working together as a team
is extremely important.
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We'll practice wall walking now.
Alex, Justin, grab your wands,
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and stand on
either side of Max.
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All right. Now,
say "havity no gravity."
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[both] Havity no gravity.
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OK, Max.
Walk up the wall.
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[beeping]
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Oh! Hey!
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There's my emergency hamburger
on the top shelf.
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- Alex, Justin, concentrate.
- Dean texted me back!
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Your phone's interfering
with my robot.
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- Come on, don't...
- Whoa!
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...lose your concentration.
Max, are you OK?
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Nope! This is an emergency!
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And I can fix it
with my emergency burger.
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Oh!
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[groans]
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♪ You know everything's
gonna be a breeze ♪
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♪ The end will no doubt
justify the means ♪
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♪ You can fix any problem
with the slightest of ease ♪
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♪ Yes, please ♪
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♪ You might find out
it'll go to your head ♪
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♪ When you write a report
on a book you never read ♪
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♪ With the snap of your fingers
you can make your bed ♪
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♪ That's what I said ♪
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♪ Everything is not
what it seems ♪
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♪ When you can get all you want
in your wildest dreams ♪
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♪ You might run into trouble
if you go to extremes ♪
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♪ Because everything
is not what it seems ♪
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♪ Everything is not
what it seems ♪
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♪ When you can have what you
want by the simplest of means ♪
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♪ Be careful not to mess
with the balance of things ♪
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♪ Because everything is not ♪
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♪ What it seems ♪♪
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Yo, Russo.
How about a root beer?
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No thanks, I'm working.
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No, I mean how about
some more root beer?
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I'm not thirsty. [laughs]
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I was trying to
get you to come over there
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so I could ask you
if you'd like to go
roller skating Friday night.
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You mean like on a date?
Our first date?
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You want it
to be our first date?
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No, first dates are sappy.
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But we have to go
on a first date sometime.
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Not if we call this fun little
exchange our first date.
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It was fun.
I had a great time.
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Thanks for walking me home.
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So I hear you and Dean are going
out on a date Friday night.
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How did you
possibly hear that?
He just asked me a minute ago.
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My robot's got hyper-hearing.
I'm tapped into his signal.
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Harper and I have
been testing it out.
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Well, your robot heard right.
Dean and I are going skating.
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Well, you'd better
be careful with that one
because Dean has a reputation.
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He is dangerous!
He has a key chain
with a bottle opener on it!
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He even uses it
on twist-offs!
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No, a reputation with girls.
There's a corner of the roller
rink known as Dean's Corner.
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Where he takes
girls to kiss them.
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That's true, Alex!
He's a kisser!
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[whirring]
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Change channel!
Change channel!
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I don't know, Alex! With Dean's
reputation, I'd be nervous!
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Oh, would you!
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My goodness, Harper!
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People make that stuff up.
The point is I like him a lot
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- and I'm gonna go
skating with him.
- Hey, Alex, good news.
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Two couples are gonna
come roller skating with us:
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Joey and Kate and that
Zeke guy really wants to come.
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So I'm thinking
we should find him a date.
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- Maybe you could talk
to your friend Harper.
- [laughs] I'm right here.
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- I'm her friend Harper.
- Oh! Nice to meet you.
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You're not as weird
as everyone says.
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Thank you. You are as scary
as everyone says.
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Thank you!
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Great, so we're all going
to the roller rink.
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A group date? I thought this
was gonna be an alone thing.
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- What am I, 15?
- Yeah, Alex. You are 15.
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Would you just
let me be mad?
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Alex, I just got off the phone
with your math teacher.
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- You haven't turned in the
last three assignments?
- Really?
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That's the first
I've heard of this.
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First you've heard
of the assignments?
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No, the first I've heard
I'm in math. [laughs]
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Do your homework.
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Fine. I need your help
with something.
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I'm not doing
your math homework.
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No, no. It's about
my first alone date with Dean.
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It's gone from a twosome to a
six-some. It's totally wrecked.
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Oh, yeah! That happened
to me when I was your age.
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- But I eliminated
the other couples.
- Really? How? What did you do?
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Well, I challenged the girls
to a breakdance competition.
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You should be good,
beat them and humiliate
them into not going.
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Always start with
the popping and the locking...
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...before you go
into the ground work.
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- Like this.
- OK. Wow!
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That's good, Mom.
I'll definitely do that.
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Oh! I think something popped
and something locked.
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Yeah, Kate. I know you had your
heart set on going skating,
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but I hear Tears of Blood
are playing an impromptu concert
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in the park
this Friday night.
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T.O.B.'s playing?
Their drummer recovered?
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No! I'm trying to
get rid of people
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so I can go on my
alone date with Dean.
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Yep, they're
totally playing.
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I know they're
your favorite band.
That's why I'm telling you.
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- They're my favorite band, too.
Ask if I can go.
- Stop it!
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Um, so, um, we'll miss you
at the roller rink.
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OK, bye!
[kisses] Ugh!
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OK. One couple down,
one to go.
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- And try to keep up.
- I'm keeping up.
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I'm gonna go call
the ticket broker right now.
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There is no...
Hey, why don't you
give me the money.
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I'll get you some tickets.
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I can't believe it!
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Somebody's been robbing delis
in alphabetical order.
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They're calling him
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"The Alphabetical Order
Deli Robber."
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- What?
- Yeah.
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He started
with the Aardvark Café,
then he hit the Banana Hut,
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and he's worked his way up
to the Umbrella Stand.
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- Umbrella Stand Deli?
- It's food you can eat
in the rain.
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- Oh.
- According to this article,
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the robber's been stealing
money out of tip jars.
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So what? You don't
give us the tips anyway, Dad.
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And you know half that money's
'cause of these dimples
right here.
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Oh, well, he's also
taking all the cupcakes.
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Cupcakes?
What a messed up world!
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- What are the cops
doing about it?
- Nothing.
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I guess they're too busy
with criminals who steal big
things like cars and jewels.
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Are you kidding me?
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I haven't used a car
or a jewel in years,
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but I eat a cupcake
every morning.
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Yeah, that's why your
dentist sends me a
Christmas gift every year.
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Wait a minute.
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If the Deli Robber just robbed
the Umbrella Stand Deli,
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then that would mean...
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♪ A B C D E F G
H I J K L M N O P ♪
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♪ Q R S T U... ♪♪V!
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The Viking Deli
is probably next.
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- That's just down the block!
- Yes, it is, Maxy.
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And after the Viking Deli,
then...
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♪ A B C D E F G
H I J K L M N O P ♪
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♪ Q R S T U V... ♪♪
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W! Waverly Sub Station!
That's us!
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Oh, boy, if only The
Spandex Avenger were real,
he could stop the Deli Robber.
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[Max] Introducing....
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...Maximan!
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Uh... Max,
what's with the costume?
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I'm not Max. I'm...
Maximan!
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Defender of the
New York delis.
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Dad told me the Deli Robber
just robbed the Viking Deli.
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And if I'm not mistaken,
W's next.
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I'm not mistaken, am I?
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About the alphabet? No.
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About everything else going on?
Absolutely.
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Hey, Max, I heard you're
working on the alphabet.
Good for you.
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Dad, never mind
about the alphabet.
What I need to learn is a spell.
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Something that would
tie someone up. Like shoes.
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Like a person-sized shoe
that robs delis.
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I got just the thing.
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Here. Toss that rope
in my direction,
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and say "soap on a rope,
soap fell off a rope,
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rope shot out of my hand,
rope tie up that man."
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Great. Simple.
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Soap on a rope,
soap fell off the rope,
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rope shot out of my hand,
rope tie up that man.
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- It didn't work.
- That's because you need
two other wizards to help you.
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- Do you know what you need
to do now, Max?
- Yeah.
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I need to learn a spell
that makes two other wizards.
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Alex, I know I'm your best
friend and all, but there's
no way I'm going to Skate Barn.
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I hate that big skating
chicken they have.
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It's OK, Harper.
I'm not making you go.
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Oh, my gosh, thank you, Alex.
You're such a good friend.
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Yeah, you're totally not getting
why I'm not making you go.
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Oh, I know why.
You want to be alone with Dean.
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But I don't think
that's a good idea.
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Don't forget about the corner
where he makes his move.
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And I'm not talking
about the spinning fly-bys.
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Harper, that's just a rumor.
It's not true.
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Hey, Russo.
Hey, what's-her-face.
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I've got a nickname.
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I'm thinking tonight
I'll meet you at the roller rink
in that corner by the lockers.
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- [mouthing]
- Oh, the corner.
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All right.
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Alex, hold this.
That's "Dean's Corner."
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Harper, there's no
such thing as Dean's Corner.
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It's purely coincidence
that he asked me
to meet him in a corner.
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He asked me to meet him
in the corner.
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OK, Mom, I took your advice
and I managed to get rid
of all the other couples,
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so now it's
just me and Dean.
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Ooh! Which pop
and lock moves did you use?
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The thing is now Dean wants to
meet me in his kissing corner.
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Oh, Alex,
I'm very disappointed in you.
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But I don't want to kiss him.
I mean, I really like him.
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It's just I don't want to be
like all those other girls.
What should I do?
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Well, honey, this is
what you need to remember:
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If a boy really likes you,
he'll like you for who you are.
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And I think who you are
is a very beautiful girl
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who, you know, can sometimes
be a little scary, you know.
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And a little devious
and sometimes very sneaky.
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And would it kill you to clean
a dish from time to time?
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Mom! Mom, please
stay on the subject!
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This is about me going
on a date, but not kissing.
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Kissing? What's this
I hear about kissing?
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- Who are you kissing?
- Dad, I'm not kissing anyone.
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- I'm gonna go
on my date with Dean.
- I never cared for that boy.
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What? Just yesterday you said,
"I like that Dean. Nice boy."
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Well, of course he was nice.
He was just using me to get
to you and I fell for it.
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Darn Dean's winning smile
and twinkling eyes.
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00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:57,133
[rock music plays]
229
00:13:59,300 --> 00:14:01,967
Hi, Dean. Here you are.
230
00:14:01,967 --> 00:14:05,400
Second date. Alone.
231
00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:08,300
In the corner.
Just like you said you'd be.
232
00:14:08,300 --> 00:14:12,400
You're kind of just saying
everything you're seeing.
Is everything OK?
233
00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:16,300
Yeah. I was just thinking
that we go skating right away.
234
00:14:16,300 --> 00:14:19,600
Because we're here.
At the Skate Barn.
235
00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:22,900
Second date.
In the corner.
236
00:14:22,900 --> 00:14:24,867
Alone when we
should be skating.
237
00:14:24,867 --> 00:14:27,000
[laughs]
You're still doing it.
238
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:30,100
Yeah, you're right.
Can we just skate?
239
00:14:30,100 --> 00:14:33,100
- Absolutely.
That's what I came for.
- Great. Thank you.
240
00:14:33,100 --> 00:14:36,233
[announcer] Hey, everybody,
reverse skate.
241
00:14:38,100 --> 00:14:41,667
- You really just want to skate?
- Yeah. I love this song.
242
00:14:41,667 --> 00:14:45,200
Me, too. Way more than
standing in that corner.
243
00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:48,667
[announcer] Sorry about
the pile-up. Let's
everybody reverse back!
244
00:14:48,667 --> 00:14:50,734
Really? Are you kidding me?
245
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:56,734
Um, 'cause I kinda thought
you'd want to do something else.
246
00:14:56,734 --> 00:14:59,233
- Oh, I know what you mean.
- You do?
247
00:14:59,233 --> 00:15:02,600
- Bet I can lap you.
- You don't.
248
00:15:06,700 --> 00:15:08,967
What are you
looking at, chicken?
249
00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:15,734
OK, we've trained
long and hard for this.
250
00:15:15,734 --> 00:15:19,100
I've reprogrammed you with the
latest in digital technology.
251
00:15:19,100 --> 00:15:21,567
We're ready for the big
synchronized robot event.
252
00:15:21,567 --> 00:15:25,033
[dance music plays]
253
00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:46,767
So you'll dance with a robot,
but you won't help your
own brother fight crime?
254
00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:50,767
Yeah. Pretty much.
255
00:15:50,767 --> 00:15:53,100
I got to get
to the Robot Olympics.
You're on your own.
256
00:15:53,100 --> 00:15:55,500
No, Justin, I can't be.
257
00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:58,200
Dad taught me a spell to tie
someone up, but I need partners.
258
00:15:58,200 --> 00:16:01,700
- You're going
after the Deli Robber!
- I'm gonna stop him, too.
259
00:16:01,700 --> 00:16:04,900
- Spells or no spells.
- No, Max, you can't
go out there alone.
260
00:16:04,900 --> 00:16:06,700
- You'll get hurt.
- No. I'm gonna use
261
00:16:06,700 --> 00:16:10,867
- my limited knowledge
of tae kwon do.
- You don't know tae kwon do.
262
00:16:10,867 --> 00:16:12,767
That's what "limited" means.
263
00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:19,133
Oh, look.
We're near the locker corner.
264
00:16:19,133 --> 00:16:21,000
Maybe we should
stop there for awhile.
265
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,934
I mean, I know I said
I didn't want to before.
266
00:16:22,934 --> 00:16:25,967
But now that you don't want to,
I kind of wondered why not.
267
00:16:25,967 --> 00:16:29,200
- I don't need to stop.
- Um, why not?
268
00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:31,734
Why don't you want
to stop in the corner?
269
00:16:31,734 --> 00:16:33,867
You usually stop
in the corner, right?
270
00:16:33,867 --> 00:16:36,934
You stop there so often,
I believe they call
it Dean's Corner.
271
00:16:36,934 --> 00:16:39,967
Oh, I get it.
272
00:16:39,967 --> 00:16:43,467
You're tired
since I lapped you.
All right. Go rest up.
273
00:16:43,467 --> 00:16:45,500
What? No! I...
274
00:16:49,900 --> 00:16:54,667
The spinning fly-by?
Chicken costume? Harper!
275
00:16:54,667 --> 00:16:57,567
What are you doing here?
276
00:16:57,567 --> 00:16:59,900
[coughing]
277
00:17:04,033 --> 00:17:05,400
Feather.
278
00:17:07,300 --> 00:17:10,000
I couldn't go on the skating
date because I work here
279
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,834
and I was embarrassed
to tell you.
280
00:17:11,834 --> 00:17:16,133
You're embarrassed to tell me
about a job where you wear
a ridiculous costume?
281
00:17:16,133 --> 00:17:19,200
You went to school yesterday
dressed as a pilgrim.
282
00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:21,600
And what are you doing
in Dean's Corner?
283
00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:25,467
Now that he doesn't want me in
the corner, I want to be in it.
284
00:17:25,467 --> 00:17:29,100
But suddenly I'm not
good enough to kiss?
Here he comes.
285
00:17:29,100 --> 00:17:33,100
- Go! Go!
- Stay out of that corner!
286
00:17:33,100 --> 00:17:36,734
Um, Dean, can I talk to you?
287
00:17:36,734 --> 00:17:40,100
There's a lot of rumors going
around about you in this corner.
288
00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:44,367
Oh, man. I was afraid
this was gonna happen.
289
00:17:45,767 --> 00:17:48,667
- I know I got this reputation.
- And if it's true,
290
00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:51,233
it kind of makes me feel like
you don't want to kiss me.
291
00:17:51,233 --> 00:17:55,100
Look, kissing is all some
girls seem to care about.
292
00:17:55,100 --> 00:17:58,100
- I was just hoping you
weren't one of those girls.
- I'm not.
293
00:17:58,100 --> 00:18:01,000
That's not all I care about.
I mean, that's all I cared about
294
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:03,500
the past hour,
but what is up with you?
295
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,500
It's like you're... [groans]
296
00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:07,867
OK.
297
00:18:07,867 --> 00:18:11,500
Look, what happened
with those girls
298
00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:14,400
is after I'd kiss 'em,
they'd run off
and tell their friends.
299
00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:16,233
They wouldn't even
finish the date.
300
00:18:16,233 --> 00:18:19,100
You think I'd kiss you
and then take off?
301
00:18:19,100 --> 00:18:23,700
- I don't know.
- Well, I wouldn't.
302
00:18:23,700 --> 00:18:26,567
I'd also play
that claw machine where
you win stuffed animals.
303
00:18:26,567 --> 00:18:30,100
That's my favorite game.
I won a caterpillar last week.
304
00:18:33,100 --> 00:18:37,400
So, do you want to kiss me,
or... Where did we land
with all this?
305
00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:41,233
- You're not gonna
take off, right?
- Absolutely not.
306
00:18:41,233 --> 00:18:44,734
[Harper] Skateboard chicken
dance time, everyone!
307
00:18:44,734 --> 00:18:48,900
And I do mean everyone! Even
you two, over in this corner!
308
00:18:48,900 --> 00:18:51,567
You made me come over here!
309
00:18:51,567 --> 00:18:53,700
[polka plays]
310
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,734
- That was nice.
- Alex!
311
00:19:09,734 --> 00:19:12,900
Quick! We have to get Max.
He's gonna try and stop
the Deli Robber!
312
00:19:12,900 --> 00:19:15,500
- That's insane!
- I know, but he won't
listen to reason.
313
00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:18,767
- He could get hurt.
We have to help him.
- [groans]
314
00:19:18,767 --> 00:19:22,600
- What am I gonna do?
- Come on, Alex. Is this
the skateboard chicken dance?
315
00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:26,767
Will you come on? Go!
316
00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:33,400
- Max, wait!
- Max!
317
00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:36,667
- You can't stop
the Deli Robber!
- I got this figured out.
318
00:19:36,667 --> 00:19:39,934
I'm gonna go over to
Murrieta Clown Supply
to buy 40,000 marbles
319
00:19:39,934 --> 00:19:42,900
for 50 cents each.
That's...
320
00:19:42,900 --> 00:19:44,934
A million dollars?
321
00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:48,867
Max, think about
what Maximan would do.
322
00:19:48,867 --> 00:19:52,033
He'd walk up that wall
and lasso the culprit
when he least expects it.
323
00:19:52,033 --> 00:19:54,500
- [banging]
- Here comes somebody!
324
00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:57,967
OK, we'll do the wall walking
spell to get you up there.
325
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,400
[both] Havity no gravity.
326
00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:18,767
[man] Waverly Sub Station.
327
00:20:18,767 --> 00:20:22,834
[cackling] I'm going in.
328
00:20:22,834 --> 00:20:25,100
Soap on a rope,
soap fell off the rope,
329
00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:28,300
rope shot out of my hand,
rope tie up that man!
330
00:20:28,300 --> 00:20:31,100
[man grunting]
331
00:20:31,100 --> 00:20:32,800
Ah!
332
00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:34,467
- Nice work, Max!
- You got him!
333
00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:36,934
The jig's up, evil-doer.
334
00:20:36,934 --> 00:20:39,600
You've stolen your last
tip jar and cupcake.
335
00:20:40,700 --> 00:20:42,200
Wait a minute.
336
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:46,033
How many people do we
know go... [shouts]
337
00:20:50,900 --> 00:20:52,600
[all] Dad!
338
00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:55,767
- Dad.
- I knew it.
339
00:20:55,767 --> 00:20:57,967
Crime runs through these veins.
340
00:20:57,967 --> 00:21:01,200
That explains my struggle
to stay good.
341
00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:04,033
Actually, Max, I think Dad
made the whole thing up.
342
00:21:04,033 --> 00:21:07,400
- There is no Deli Robber.
- Curses! I took the bait.
343
00:21:09,567 --> 00:21:11,467
I wanted you guys
to work as a team.
344
00:21:11,467 --> 00:21:15,200
Wait a minute. So I went
through all this for nothing?
345
00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:18,500
Not for nothing.
You worked hard!
You did a good job!
346
00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:22,300
And I spent a whole month
on that robot and then gave up
the Robot Olympics?
347
00:21:22,300 --> 00:21:25,300
Yes! For the team!
Excellent!
348
00:21:25,300 --> 00:21:28,133
And I left Dean after
I promised I wouldn't.
349
00:21:28,133 --> 00:21:33,934
What an admirable sacrifice.
I'm proud of all three of you.
350
00:21:33,934 --> 00:21:37,133
As long as you didn't
kiss the boy, Alex.
351
00:21:37,133 --> 00:21:41,100
Aw, Dad is so
proud of you guys!
352
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:49,033
- Hi.
- I'm leaving.
353
00:21:49,033 --> 00:21:52,100
- You're like everyone else.
- Will you give me
another chance?
354
00:21:52,100 --> 00:21:55,300
- Why should I?
- Because I had to help
my little brother, Max.
355
00:21:55,300 --> 00:21:58,734
You met him last week or
something. He decided that he
wanted to be a superhero
356
00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:01,900
and save the world, but it ended
up being my dad. I was like,
"My gosh..."
357
00:22:01,900 --> 00:22:04,600
Yeah, you don't
care about all this.
358
00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:07,667
I brought quarters.
359
00:22:07,667 --> 00:22:11,967
We can play the claw game
for hours.
360
00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:18,600
You're my kind
of girl, Russo.
361
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:20,967
By the way, if you come to
the Sub Station tomorrow,
362
00:22:20,967 --> 00:22:23,500
you're gonna have
to have exact change.
Just saying.
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