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Jerry: OK. LAST
QUESTION.
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BAT WINGS,
DRAGON SCALES,
AND FRUIT PUNCH
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MAKE WHAT KIND
OF POTION?
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A--INVISIBILITY,
B--SKIN OF STEEL,
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C--A REFRESHING
FRUIT SMOOTHIE.
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GOT IT.
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DOES HE HAVE TO SAY
"GOT IT" AFTER
EVERY QUESTION?
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IT'S THROWING ME OFF
ON MY EXAM.
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WE'RE TAKING AN EXAM?
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[BELL RINGS]
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TIME. PENCILS DOWN.
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LAST EXAM SESSION.
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GRAB YOUR WANDS
AND LINE UP.
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YOU HAVE TO USE
THE TRANSFIGURATION
SPELL TO CHANGE
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ONE OF
THESE GUINEA PIGS
INTO A WHITE DOVE.
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OK, JUSTIN,
YOU'RE UP.
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AHEM.
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THIS GUINEA PIG
IS NOW NOT.
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A DOVE WITH WINGS
SHOULD FILL ITS SLOT.
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OH, OH! VERY
GOOD, JUSTIN.
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ALEX, YOU'RE UP.
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OH! OK.
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UM, THIS
GUINEA PIG
IS NOW NOT.
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A DOVE WITH
WINGS SHOULD
FILL ITS SLOT.
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AW. IT'S
A PRETTY DOVE.
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NO. OOH! IT'S
A PRETTY BRICK.
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YOU WEREN'T CONCENTRATING.
MAX, YOU'RE UP.
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AHEM!
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THIS GUINEA PIG
IS NOW NOT.
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A DOVE WITH
WINGS SHOULD
FILL WITH SNOT.
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[AH-CHOO]
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I SAID "SNOT," DIDN'T I?
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OK, EVERYBODY RECORD
YOUR TRANSFIGURATION
RESULTS
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IN YOUR MIDTERM EXAM
TEXT BOOKLETS.
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I DON'T KNOW
WHY YOU GUYS
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EVEN BOTHER TAKING
THE TESTS.
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WE ALL KNOW THAT
I'M THE ONE THAT'S
GOING TO WIN
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THE FAMILY WIZARD CONTEST
AND KEEP MY POWERS.
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THAT'S NOT FOR
A LONG WHILE, JUSTIN.
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AND WHAT IF THEY
CHANGE THE RULES SO ONLY
GIRLS KEEP THEIR POWERS?
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OH, WAIT. YOU STILL
MIGHT WIN.
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OH, ALEX, YOU'RE
SO TRANSPARENT.
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YOU KNOW THAT I'M BETTER
THAN YOU AT MAGIC,
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SO YOU HAVE TO LASH OUT
AND MAKE FUN OF ME.
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AND YOU DON'T TAKE
ANY OF THIS MAGIC
SERIOUSLY.
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I CAN'T TAKE YOU
SERIOUSLY.
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YOU USE BIG WORDS
LIKE "TRANSPARENT."
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WHAT ARE YOU,
BRITISH?
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NO. BUT I AM.
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PROFESSOR CRUMBS,
ALWAYS NICE TO SEE YOU.
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THE BEARD IS COMING
IN NICELY.
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HA HA. JERRY.
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HA HA. I KNEW YOUR
FATHER WHEN THIS WAS
JUST A SOUL PATCH
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FOR THE LOVELY WITCHES.
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[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
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I'M HERE TO COLLECT YOUR
EXAMS AND TAKE THEM BACK
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TO WIZ TECH.
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WHY DOESN'T DAD JUST
GRADE OUR PAPERS?
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SO THAT NO ONE WILL
GET BETTER GRADES
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JUST BY BATTING THEIR EYES
AND TRYING TO LOOK CUTE.
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ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT ME?
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[IMITATING ALEX]
ALEX, YOU'RE
DOING IT RIGHT NOW.
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♪ WELL, YOU KNOW EVERYTHING'S
GONNA BE A BREEZE ♪
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♪ THAT THE END WILL, NO DOUBT,
JUSTIFY THE MEANS ♪
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♪ YOU CAN FIX ANY PROBLEM
WITH THE SLIGHTEST OF EASE ♪
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♪ YES, PLEASE ♪
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♪ BUT YOU MIGHT FIND OUT
IT'LL GO TO YOUR HEAD ♪
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♪ WHEN YOU WRITE A REPORT
ON A BOOK YOU NEVER READ ♪
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♪ WITH A SNAP OF YOUR FINGERS,
YOU CAN MAKE YOUR BED ♪
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♪ THAT'S WHAT I SAID ♪
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♪ EVERYTHING
IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS ♪
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♪ WHEN YOU CAN GET
ALL YOU WANTED ♪
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♪ IN YOUR WILDEST DREAMS ♪
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♪ YOU MIGHT RUN INTO TROUBLE
IF YOU GO TO EXTREMES ♪
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♪ BECAUSE EVERYTHING
IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS ♪
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♪ EVERYTHING IS NOT
WHAT IT SEEMS ♪
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♪ WHEN YOU CAN HAVE
WHAT YOU WANT ♪
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♪ BY THE SIMPLEST OF MEANS ♪
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♪ BE CAREFUL NOT TO MESS
WITH THE BALANCE OF THINGS ♪
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♪ BECAUSE EVERYTHING
IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS ♪
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WIZARD REPORT CARDS
ARE HERE!
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OH, YOU SOUND EXCITED.
YOU MUST FEEL CONFIDENT
YOU DID WELL.
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OH.
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[SOFTLY]
WIZARD REPORT
CARDS ARE HERE.
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YOU FIRST.
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[MALE VOICE
IMITATES FANFARE]
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MAX RUSSO, YOUR EXAM
RESULTS PLUS YOUR
COURSE WORK
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EQUALS A SOLID C-PLUS.
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YOU ARE TOTALLY
AVERAGE. COOL!
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Max: SWEET!
I GOT A "C."
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[MALE VOICE
IMITATES FANFARE]
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ALEX RUSSO, YOUR
EXAM RESULTS PLUS
THE HOMEWORK
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YOU HANDED IN ON
GREASY NAPKINS
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THAT SMELLED LIKE
SHRIMP--OOH--
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EQUALS...
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[BLOWS RASPBERRY]
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"F." AND THE...
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[BLOWS RASPBERRY]
IS A LOW "F."
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EXCUSE ME. I TURNED
A GUINEA PIG INTO
A VERY SOLID BRICK,
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WHICH I THINK IS
A MUCH MORE EFFECTIVE
SYMBOL FOR PEACE.
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PLEASE! HAVE YOUR
PARENTS SIGN ME
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SO I CAN RETURN
TO WIZARD TECH AND
RECEIVE MY PAYMENT.
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I HAVE TO MAKE
A LIVING.
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I DOUBT, FRANKLY,
THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.
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NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
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I GOT CHILDREN
TO LAMINATE.
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WHAT ARE
YOU GOING TO DO?
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MOM AND DAD NEED TO
SIGN THEM.
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WELL, THEY CAN'T
SIGN SOMETHING
THAT NEVER GOT HERE.
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BUT IT
GOT HERE.
NO, IT DIDN'T.
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YES, IT DID.
YES, IT DID?
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NO, IT DIDN'T.
WHAT ARE WE
TALKING ABOUT?
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I DON'T KNOW.
PERFECT.
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OH, THE REPORT CARDS
ARE HERE! HA HA.
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I GOT TO MAKE A COPY
FOR MY NEW FRAME.
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[MALE VOICE
IMITATES FANFARE]
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JUSTIN RUSSO,
YOUR EXAM RESULTS PLUS
YOUR COURSE WORK
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EQUALS ALL As
AND ONE B-PLUS--
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IN WRITING SONGS.
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YOU'RE THE SMART ONE.
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B-PLUS? I CAN'T PUT
THIS IN THE FRAME.
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WHAT A SHAME. SEE, I GOT
GAME. THIS GRADE IS LAME.
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OH, I GOT
A GOOD RHYME. CORN.
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AND?
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UGH! I PANICKED.
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OH! I LOVE IT
IN THERE.
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IT SMELLS LIKE
POPCORN.
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WHY DON'T YOU HUSH? I
THOUGHT I THREW YOU AWAY.
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YOU CAN'T THROW
ME AWAY.
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I NEED A PARENT
TO SIGN ME,
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AND PREFERABLY WITH
A NICE SOFT-TIP PEN.
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Jerry:
SEE YOU LATER, HONEY.
I'LL BE BACK IN AN HOUR.
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I'M GOING FOR A JOG.
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ARE YOU DOING
THE DISHES?
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UH...YEAH. SURE!
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OH, I KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE DOING.
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YOU'RE AFRAID OF WHAT'S
GONNA HAPPEN WHEN YOUR
REPORT CARD GETS HERE.
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SO YOU'RE TRYING
TO BE EXTRA GOOD.
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YUP. YOU ALWAYS KNOW
WHAT I'M UP TO, DAD.
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HA HA HA!
HA HA!
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[GARBAGE DISPOSAL RUNNING]
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♪ I'M BACK! ♪
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OH, YEAH?
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WELL, LET'S SEE IF
YOU KEEP TALKING
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WHEN YOU'RE FULL
OF HOT SAUCE!
OW! OW!
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THAT IS HOT!
OW! OW! OW...
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Report card:
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I FEEL BAD FOR YOU.
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I'M GONNA TELL YOU
HOW TO GET RID OF
A BAD REPORT CARD.
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REALLY? HOW?
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GET GOOD GRADES.
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OOH! NOW YOU'LL
BE GRADED TWICE,
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4 TIMES,
16, 32!
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ALEX, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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MOM! THAT WAS JUST
CONFETTI FOR THE PARADE.
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THERE'S NO PARADE.
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NOT YET,
BUT THERE WILL BE.
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AND HOW PROUD ARE WE
GONNA BE WHEN WE'RE
THE FIRST ONES
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TO THROW THE CONFETTI?
MY GUESS, PRETTY PROUD.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'VE GOT A MAGAZINE
AND AN ICED TEA.
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I'M GOOD
WITH WHATEVER
YOU'RE UP TO.
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HEY, IS THAT THE NEW
ISSUE OF "URBAN
TERRACE GARDENING"?
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I'VE BEEN WAITING
FOR THAT.
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ALEX!
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OHH. I GOT
TO THE CORNER,
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AND I REALIZED I
FORGOT TO STRETCH.
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AND IT'S HOT.
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I THINK I'LL START
JOGGING IN THE FALL.
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Report card, muffled:
♪ DEE DEE DEE DEE ♪
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ALEX RUSSO, YOUR
EXAM RESULTS PLUS
THE HOMEWORK
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YOU HANDED IN...
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WHAT DID YOU SAY,
ALEX?
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OH, NOTH--NOTHING.
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[MUFFLED]
ALEX, IT'S NOT
VERY LADYLIKE
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TO TALK
WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL.
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[BURPS]
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HEY, WHAT'S THAT?
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THESE PARENTS ARE
NOW NOT.
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WHAT ARE YOU
DOING?
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TWO GUINEA PIGS
SHOULD FILL
THEIR SLOTS.
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[CHATTERING]
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WHAT DID I JUST DO?
I PANICKED.
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I HAD TO BUY
MYSELF MORE TIME.
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TO DO WHAT?
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TO PANIC!
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[GUINEA PIGS CHATTERING]
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I STILL DON'T KNOW
WHY YOU'D SPEND
YOUR ENTIRE SAVINGS
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ON A GIANT BLOW-UP
EXERCISE BALL.
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IT'S FOR EXERCISE?
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AW, MAN! I WAS GONNA
BLOW THIS UP,
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THEN WALK ACROSS
THE OCEAN IN IT.
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THAT IS EXERCISE, MAXIE.
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OH, MAN!
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COOL GUINEA PIGS.
CAN I RACE THEM?
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NO. I'M STILL WORKING
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ON DAD'S
TRANSFIGURATION SPELL,
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AND THESE GUINEA PIGS
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HAVE TO STAY IN THEIR
CAGE, NO MATTER WHAT.
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FINE. I'LL JUST GO
ASK MOM AND DAD.
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MOM AND DAD AREN'T HERE
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BECAUSE THEY WENT TO
AN EMERGENCY SANDWICH
SHOP CONVENTION.
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EMERGENCY SANDWICH
SHOP CONVENTION?
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YEAH. YOU KNOW HOW
YOU WERE ALL TWEAKED
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BECAUSE SANDWICH WRAPS
ARE REALLY TORTILLAS
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AND THEY DON'T GET
ENOUGH CREDIT?
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WELL, PEOPLE ARE
FINALLY GETTING
BEHIND THAT.
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YES! MY E-MAIL
CAMPAIGN WORKED.
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WAIT. NOW, GET OUT
OF HERE, YOU GUYS.
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I'M HAVING MY A.P. BIOLOGY
FRIENDS OVER
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TO WATCH THE NEW EPISODE
OF "VOLCANO DISCOVERY"
IN HIGH DEF,
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AND I DON'T WANT YOU
GUYS TO EMBARRASS ME.
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WE ARE NOT THE EMBARRASSING
PART OF WHAT YOU JUST SAID.
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Boy: THAT WAS THE BEST
VOLCANO SPECIAL EVER!
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THE HIGH DEF MADE IT SEEM
LIKE THE VOLCANO WAS RIGHT
IN YOUR LIVING ROOM.
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OH, WHICH,
GEOLOGICALLY
SPEAKING,
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WOULD BE
A STATISTICAL
IMPROBABILITY
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ALONG THE LINES OF
THERE BEING
A SNOW STORM
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IN THE SAHARA
DESERT.
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OH, HO HO! YOU GOT ME.
GOOD NERD BURN.
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[BOTH MAKE SILLY NOISE]
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HA HA!
HA HA!
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WELL,
I'M OFF TO THE PARK
TO BURY SOMETHING.
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OH, A TIME CAPSULE?
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00:10:13,400 --> 00:10:15,200
YEAH, SURE. THAT.
224
00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:17,233
I LOVE DOING THAT.
YOU SHOULD PUT
A CELL PHONE IN IT,
225
00:10:17,233 --> 00:10:18,934
CALL IT,
AND LEAVE IT
A VOICE MAIL,
226
00:10:18,934 --> 00:10:21,600
SO THAT WAY, SOMEONE
IN THE FUTURE
CAN PICK IT UP.
227
00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:24,800
OH, NO. ACTUALLY,
PEOPLE TAKE MY CALLS NOW.
228
00:10:29,567 --> 00:10:31,734
HARPER, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
229
00:10:31,734 --> 00:10:33,900
I HEARD ABOUT
JUSTIN'S BIG PARTY,
230
00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:36,200
AND I'VE BEEN WORKING
UP THE NERVE TO CRASH IT.
231
00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:38,200
OH, WELL, I'VE BEEN
WORKING UP THE NERVE
TO LEAVE.
232
00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:39,600
OH, LOOK.
I DID IT. HA.
233
00:10:42,834 --> 00:10:44,200
HEY, EVERYONE,
234
00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:47,734
SO VOLCANOES, HUH?
THAT'S A HOT TOPIC.
235
00:10:47,734 --> 00:10:49,300
AM I RIGHT? HA HA HA!
HA HA HA....
236
00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:54,400
VOLCANOES, THEY'RE HOT!
237
00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:56,734
WE'RE OFF VOLCANOES.
238
00:10:58,100 --> 00:10:59,667
NOW WE'RE DEBATING
WHO'S SMARTER,
239
00:10:59,667 --> 00:11:01,834
A 12-YEAR-OLD BOY
OR A COMMON GUINEA PIG.
240
00:11:01,834 --> 00:11:03,734
OOH, I'M ON
JUSTIN'S SIDE.
241
00:11:03,734 --> 00:11:05,600
WHICH SIDE ARE
YOU ON, JUSTIN?
242
00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:08,867
AS ALWAYS, I'M ON
THE SIDE OF SCIENCE.
243
00:11:11,734 --> 00:11:13,800
THIS CALLS
FOR AN EXPERIMENT.
244
00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:15,500
[GUINEA PIGS CHATTERING]
245
00:11:19,500 --> 00:11:22,567
THIS WAS SO TOTALLY
WORTH MY ALLOWANCE.
246
00:11:22,567 --> 00:11:24,500
I'M GONNA USE IT
FOREVER.
247
00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:29,233
OK. WHEN HARPER SAYS
GO, YOU'LL BOTH TRY
AND MAKE YOUR WAY
248
00:11:29,233 --> 00:11:30,800
TO THE STACK OF
CHEESE SLICES
249
00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:32,734
LOCATED OUTSIDE
THE SUBWAY CAR.
250
00:11:33,934 --> 00:11:38,300
3, 2, 1.
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00:11:38,300 --> 00:11:39,500
GO!
252
00:11:43,567 --> 00:11:45,133
Max: UH-OH!
253
00:11:45,133 --> 00:11:46,700
WHOA!
254
00:11:49,734 --> 00:11:51,500
I HATE THIS THING.
255
00:11:59,233 --> 00:12:01,033
ALEX'S GUINEA PIGS ARE
GETTING AWAY.
256
00:12:01,033 --> 00:12:02,500
CATCH THEM!
257
00:12:04,300 --> 00:12:07,500
OH, MAN. WE LOST
ALEX'S GUINEA PIGS.
258
00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:09,300
I KNEW IF I HAD
A PARTY WITHOUT
PARENTAL SUPERVISION,
259
00:12:09,300 --> 00:12:11,900
THIS WOULD GET OUT OF HAND.
260
00:12:11,900 --> 00:12:14,834
OH, ALEX IS GONNA
FREAK OUT
261
00:12:14,834 --> 00:12:17,600
UNLESS WE BUY
TWO MORE GUINEA PIGS
AT THE PET STORE.
262
00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:19,500
GOOD THINKING.
GOOD THINKING. UM...
263
00:12:19,500 --> 00:12:21,400
LET'S HIDE THIS IN
THE LAIR SO ALEX
DOESN'T FIND IT.
264
00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:24,100
AND THEN WE'LL GO
TO THE PET STORE. THEY
ALWAYS GIVE ME A TREAT.
265
00:12:24,100 --> 00:12:26,233
THOSE ARE
DOG BISCUITS.
266
00:12:26,233 --> 00:12:29,834
I KNOW. WHAT DO YOU THINK
KEEPS MY TEETH SO WHITE
AND MY HAIR SO SHINY?
267
00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:40,734
LOOK, YOU CHANGE INTO
A "C" NOW,
268
00:12:40,734 --> 00:12:42,500
AND I PROMISE I'LL GET
AN "A" NEXT SEMESTER,
269
00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:43,967
AND IT'LL ALL EVEN OUT.
270
00:12:43,967 --> 00:12:46,033
SORRY.
271
00:12:46,033 --> 00:12:48,200
THEN YOU
LEAVE ME NO CHOICE.
272
00:12:55,467 --> 00:13:00,200
ALEX RUSSO,
YOU HAVEN'T RETURNED
YOUR WIZARD REPORT CARD.
273
00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:04,033
Report card: WOW!
TALK ABOUT A PAPER CUT!
274
00:13:07,033 --> 00:13:11,467
I NEED TO SPEAK
TO YOUR PARENTS
STRAIGHTAWAY.
275
00:13:11,467 --> 00:13:14,600
I HOPE THAT'S BRITISH
FOR MUCH, MUCH LATER.
276
00:13:16,100 --> 00:13:18,800
NO? OK, UM, COULD YOU
JUST GIVE ME ONE MINUTE?
277
00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:29,300
ACTUALLY, MY PARENTS
TOOK MY REPORT CARD
WITH THEM
278
00:13:29,300 --> 00:13:31,300
TO A SANDWICH SHOP
CONVENTION.
279
00:13:31,300 --> 00:13:33,000
I'M SURE YOU'RE
FAMILIAR
280
00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:35,600
WITH THE TORTILLA
VERSUS SANDWICH WRAP
CONTROVERSY.
281
00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:47,734
I AGREE.
282
00:13:47,734 --> 00:13:50,100
TORTILLAS WERE CHEATED.
283
00:13:50,100 --> 00:13:53,867
I CAN SEE WHY
YOUR PARENTS DOVE INTO
THIS MOST PRESSING CRISIS.
284
00:13:55,467 --> 00:13:56,967
I'M SORRY I QUESTIONED YOU.
285
00:13:56,967 --> 00:13:59,100
WILL YOU ACCEPT
MY APOLOGY?
286
00:13:59,100 --> 00:14:01,567
DEFINITELY. THANKS
FOR STOPPING BY.
DON'T BE A STRANGER.
287
00:14:01,567 --> 00:14:03,934
SAY HI TO THE LITTLE
WARLOCKS FOR ME.
288
00:14:03,934 --> 00:14:06,734
LET'S WIZARD
HANDSHAKE ON IT.
289
00:14:06,734 --> 00:14:10,033
THE--THE TWO-HANDED
WIZARD HANDSHAKE?
290
00:14:10,033 --> 00:14:12,000
THAT'S THE ONE.
291
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,667
OK.
292
00:14:15,767 --> 00:14:17,100
OW!
293
00:14:17,100 --> 00:14:21,300
THE ONLY THING SHE GETS
AN "A" IN IS HIDING
AND LYING.
294
00:14:23,100 --> 00:14:25,667
BE STILL.
295
00:14:25,667 --> 00:14:27,400
YOU LIED TO ME.
296
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,100
I CAN EXPLAIN.
297
00:14:29,100 --> 00:14:31,233
I'M NOT INTERESTED
IN WHAT YOU HAVE
TO SAY ANYMORE.
298
00:14:31,233 --> 00:14:33,400
I'M COMING BACK TONIGHT
TO SEE YOUR PARENTS,
299
00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:36,800
AND WE'LL DECIDE HOW LONG
TO SUSPEND YOUR POWERS.
300
00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:40,000
MY POWERS?
NO, YOU CAN'T.
I'M GONNA NEED THOSE.
301
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,867
UM, I'M ALSO GONNA
NEED TO KNOW
302
00:14:41,867 --> 00:14:44,867
A SOUND THAT
SOMEONE COULD MAKE TO
ATTRACT A GUINEA PIG,
303
00:14:44,867 --> 00:14:46,200
FOR INSTANCE.
304
00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:50,367
OH, I WOULD TRY A SORT
OF RABBITY THING,
305
00:14:50,367 --> 00:14:52,233
BUT WITH MORE SALIVA.
PFFT, PFFT, PFFT.
306
00:14:53,700 --> 00:14:55,300
DESIST!
307
00:14:56,834 --> 00:14:59,867
YOU HAVEN'T ACTED
WITH ANY RESPONSIBILITY.
308
00:14:59,867 --> 00:15:03,200
SAY GOOD-BYE TO YOUR
MAGICAL ABILITY.
309
00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:04,567
NO!
310
00:15:14,934 --> 00:15:17,767
OK, THESE
GUINEA PIGS LOOK JUST
LIKE THE ONES WE LOST.
311
00:15:17,767 --> 00:15:19,934
DO YOU THINK THESE
WILL TRICK ALEX?
312
00:15:19,934 --> 00:15:21,500
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING WITH
MY GUINEA PIGS?
313
00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:22,967
YES, I DO.
314
00:15:22,967 --> 00:15:26,667
Alex: MOM AND DAD
AREN'T REALLY AWAY
FOR THE WEEKEND.
315
00:15:26,667 --> 00:15:28,600
I HAD
TO TURN THEM INTO
THESE GUINEA PIGS
316
00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:30,400
TO KEEP THEM FROM
SEEING MY GRADES.
317
00:15:32,467 --> 00:15:35,567
SO THE GUINEA PIGS
IN THE CAGE WERE
ACTUALLY MOM AND DAD.
318
00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:39,400
YEAH. THESE GUINEA PIGS
ARE MOM AND DAD.
319
00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:41,767
NO. WERE, BECAUSE THEY
SCURRIED OFF,
320
00:15:41,767 --> 00:15:44,233
SO WE BOUGHT THESE
AT THE PET STORE.
321
00:15:44,233 --> 00:15:45,233
OH, MAN!
322
00:15:45,233 --> 00:15:46,467
OH, MAN!
OH, MAN!
323
00:15:46,467 --> 00:15:48,467
WE'VE LOST
4 GUINEA PIGS!
324
00:15:48,467 --> 00:15:51,967
HOW COULD YOU DO
SOMETHING SO STUPID?
325
00:15:51,967 --> 00:15:53,467
ONLY A STUPID PERSON
WOULD THINK
326
00:15:53,467 --> 00:15:56,800
THAT MY STUPID THING
WAS STUPIDER THAN
YOUR STUPID THING.
327
00:15:56,800 --> 00:15:58,934
YOU DON'T EVEN
DESERVE TO HAVE
WIZARD POWERS, ALEX.
328
00:15:58,934 --> 00:16:00,800
LOOK. THIS ISN'T ABOUT
ME RIGHT NOW.
329
00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:02,467
THIS IS ABOUT FINDING
MOM AND DAD.
330
00:16:02,467 --> 00:16:04,300
WHO YOU TURNED
INTO GUINEA PIGS!
331
00:16:04,300 --> 00:16:05,900
OK, IT'S A LITTLE
ABOUT ME.
332
00:16:05,900 --> 00:16:08,600
HERE'S WHAT WE SHOULD DO--
WE'LL ASK THESE GUINEA PIGS
333
00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:10,567
WHERE GUINEA PIGS
WOULD RUN AWAY TO.
334
00:16:10,567 --> 00:16:12,300
HOW ARE WE GONNA ASK
THESE GUINEA PIGS
ANYTHING?
335
00:16:12,300 --> 00:16:14,834
USE THE TRANSFIGURATION
SPELL TO TURN THEM
INTO PEOPLE,
336
00:16:14,834 --> 00:16:16,500
AND THEN THEY'LL BE
ABLE TO TELL US.
337
00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:17,967
AH, YOU USE IT.
IT'S YOUR PROBLEM.
338
00:16:17,967 --> 00:16:20,967
I CAN'T. CRUMBS
SUSPENDED MY POWERS
UNTIL MOM AND DAD SIGN
339
00:16:20,967 --> 00:16:22,367
MY REPORT CARD.
340
00:16:22,367 --> 00:16:25,700
WHAT? IS THERE
ANYTHING ELSE YOU
WANT TO TELL ME?
341
00:16:25,700 --> 00:16:27,734
YEAH. THERE'S
NO EMERGENCY SANDWICH
SHOP CONVENTION.
342
00:16:27,734 --> 00:16:30,500
NOBODY CARES
ABOUT YOUR STUPID
TORTILLA MOVEMENT.
343
00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:31,967
OH!
344
00:16:31,967 --> 00:16:34,500
NO. JUSTIN, WILL--
WILL YOU JUST HURRY
345
00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:36,000
AND SAY THE SPELL, PLEASE?
346
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,233
FINE.
347
00:16:41,467 --> 00:16:43,500
THESE GUINEA PIGS ARE
SMALL, DUMB, AND HAIRY.
348
00:16:43,500 --> 00:16:46,867
MAKE THEM HUMAN TO FIND
THERESA AND JERRY.
349
00:16:46,867 --> 00:16:49,967
YOU'VE GOT TO BE
KIDDING ME.
WE'RE HUMAN!
350
00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:53,967
Man: I'M GONNA USE
MY OPPOSABLE THUMB
TO PICK STUFF UP.
351
00:16:55,700 --> 00:16:58,467
CHECK IT OUT! I HAVE
THINGS IN BOTH HANDS!
352
00:16:58,467 --> 00:16:59,834
ASK ME IF I'M OK.
353
00:16:59,834 --> 00:17:01,033
ARE YOU OK?
354
00:17:01,033 --> 00:17:04,000
YES, I AM! HA HA!
355
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,834
Alex: OK. SETTLE DOWN.
356
00:17:05,834 --> 00:17:07,734
WE NEED YOUR HELP
FINDING A COUPLE OF
GUINEA PIGS--
357
00:17:07,734 --> 00:17:09,133
GUINEA PEOPLE.
358
00:17:09,133 --> 00:17:12,934
OOH! I SMELL
PEANUT BUTTER
AND JELLY CRUSTS!
359
00:17:12,934 --> 00:17:16,133
AND DIRTY SOCKS
AND ORANGE SODA!
360
00:17:16,133 --> 00:17:17,734
UNDER MAX'S BED!
UNDER
MAX'S BED!
361
00:17:22,233 --> 00:17:25,033
OH, MAX, THE DOOR OPENS.
YOU CLEANED UP
IN HERE. GOOD!
362
00:17:26,233 --> 00:17:29,300
EW!
UGH.
363
00:17:29,300 --> 00:17:33,300
IS THIS MARSHMALLOW
SMEARED ON ASPARAGUS?
364
00:17:33,300 --> 00:17:38,800
YES. YES, IT IS, JUSTIN.
THAT EXPERIMENT'S
ALMOST COMPLETE.
365
00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:41,400
MAX, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WITH MOM'S BLACK DRESS?
366
00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:44,900
IT'S A DARTH VADER CAPE.
YOU PEOPLE HAVE
NO IMAGINATION.
367
00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:50,934
THIS IS WHERE
MY LUCKY MUG WENT.
368
00:17:50,934 --> 00:17:52,233
THERE THEY ARE!
369
00:17:54,367 --> 00:17:56,767
HI, MOM. HI, DAD.
370
00:17:56,767 --> 00:18:00,200
OH, THEY LOOK MAD.
MAYBE CHANGING THEM
BACK IS A BAD IDEA.
371
00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:04,567
YEAH, IT'S A BAD IDEA.
LET'S JUST BE RAISED
BY TWO GUINEA PIGS.
372
00:18:09,867 --> 00:18:10,967
Justin: OK.
373
00:18:10,967 --> 00:18:13,900
THESE GUINEA PIGS
ARE NOW NOT.
374
00:18:13,900 --> 00:18:15,900
MOM AND DAD
SHOULD FILL THEIR SLOT.
375
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:23,200
ALEX RUSSO, YOU ARE
IN SO MUCH TROUBLE.
376
00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:25,100
LOOK, I CAN EXPLAIN,
BUT FIRST YOU GUYS
NEED TO KNOW
377
00:18:25,100 --> 00:18:26,600
THAT PROFESSOR CRUMBS
IS COMING TO DISCUSS
378
00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:29,100
MY HORRIBLE
REPORT CARD WITH YOU.
379
00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:33,667
Alex: WERE YOU
EAVESDROPPING?
380
00:18:33,667 --> 00:18:35,700
MR. AND MRS. RUSSO,
I AM HERE--
381
00:18:35,700 --> 00:18:36,867
[SQUISH]
382
00:18:36,867 --> 00:18:38,900
WHAT AM I
STANDING ON?
383
00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:43,767
Max: UM, IT'S
MARSHMALLOW SURPRISE.
384
00:18:43,767 --> 00:18:47,233
[WHISPERING]
THE SURPRISE
IS ASPARAGUS.
385
00:18:49,367 --> 00:18:53,567
ALEX, DO YOU WANT TO
TELL PROFESSOR CRUMBS
WHERE WE WERE?
386
00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:56,967
I TURNED THEM INTO
GUINEA PIGS TO KEEP
THEM FROM SEEING
387
00:18:56,967 --> 00:18:58,467
MY REPORT CARD.
388
00:18:58,467 --> 00:19:01,400
HMM. AND HOW DID THAT
WORK OUT FOR YOU?
389
00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:03,667
NOT WELL.
390
00:19:06,367 --> 00:19:09,100
Jerry: OH, I SEE YOU
HAVE ALEX'S POWERS.
391
00:19:09,100 --> 00:19:11,200
DON'T LET THEM FALL
INTO THE WRONG HANDS.
392
00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:13,734
OH, WAIT. THEY ALREADY
WERE IN THE WRONG HANDS.
393
00:19:15,300 --> 00:19:16,734
Crumbs: YES, THEY WERE.
394
00:19:16,734 --> 00:19:19,200
I AM TAKING AWAY HER
POWERS FOREVER.
395
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:21,300
I HAVE NEVER SEEN
SUCH A BLATANT DISREGARD
396
00:19:21,300 --> 00:19:25,033
FOR THE STUDENT WIZARD
CODE OF CONDUCT.
397
00:19:25,033 --> 00:19:26,500
NO, NO, NO.
PLEASE DON'T DO THIS.
I'VE COME THIS FAR.
398
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:27,734
IT'S NOT FAIR.
399
00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:30,233
I'M AFRAID IT IS.
I SHALL TAKE
YOUR POWERS
400
00:19:30,233 --> 00:19:31,734
AND BE ON MY WAY.
401
00:19:33,567 --> 00:19:35,033
[CHATTERING]
402
00:19:35,033 --> 00:19:38,567
Max: PROFESSOR CRUMBS HAS
TURNED INTO A GUINEA PIG.
403
00:19:38,567 --> 00:19:41,367
SWEET!
404
00:19:42,867 --> 00:19:45,100
DON'T LOOK AT ME.
I DON'T HAVE MY POWERS.
405
00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:47,400
JUSTIN?
406
00:19:49,300 --> 00:19:50,567
I PANICKED.
407
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:55,200
THIS IS MY PROBLEM,
NOT YOURS. DON'T LET
ME DRAG YOU DOWN.
408
00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:57,934
BUT YOU DON'T DRAG ME DOWN.
I DON'T WANT YOU
TO LOSE YOUR POWERS.
409
00:19:57,934 --> 00:20:00,500
EVERY TIME YOU MESS UP,
I HAVE TO THINK OF
A WAY TO FIX IT.
410
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:03,100
YOU MAKE ME A BETTER WIZARD.
411
00:20:03,100 --> 00:20:05,767
LOOK, I DON'T KNOW.
PROFESSOR CRUMBS
AS A GUINEA PIG?
412
00:20:05,767 --> 00:20:07,767
SOMEBODY'S GONNA
LOSE THEIR POWERS.
413
00:20:07,767 --> 00:20:09,767
WELL, I'M NOT A WIZARD,
414
00:20:09,767 --> 00:20:12,767
SO WHAT DO YOU GUYS
WANT FOR DINNER?
415
00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:21,667
JUSTIN, YOU HAVE
TO CHANGE HIM BACK.
416
00:20:21,667 --> 00:20:24,133
EVERYBODY JUST
HAS TO TAKE THEIR
MEDICINE.
417
00:20:27,834 --> 00:20:32,033
THIS GUINEA PIG IS
A BAD DRESSER. TURN HIM
NOW INTO MY PROFESSOR.
418
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,300
JUSTIN RUSSO,
HOW DARE YOU!
419
00:20:36,300 --> 00:20:39,934
YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO
BE A MODEL STUDENT.
I'M APPALLED.
420
00:20:39,934 --> 00:20:41,667
I KNOW.
421
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:45,400
I DESERVE WHATEVER
PUNISHMENT YOU'RE
ABOUT TO GIVE ME.
422
00:20:46,667 --> 00:20:49,500
PROFESSOR, THIS
IS ALL MY FAULT.
423
00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:53,300
JUSTIN, I HEARD
WHAT YOU SAID
ABOUT YOUR SISTER
424
00:20:53,300 --> 00:20:56,133
THROUGH
MY GUINEA PIG EARS.
425
00:20:58,033 --> 00:21:00,600
AND IF YOU COULD
DO SOMETHING
LIKE THAT,
426
00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:02,000
I CAN'T IGNORE IT.
427
00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:06,300
YOU TWO BRING OUT
THE BEST IN EACH OTHER.
428
00:21:06,300 --> 00:21:09,000
ALEX...
429
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,934
I KNOW I'M GOING
TO REGRET THIS,
430
00:21:11,934 --> 00:21:14,600
BUT I AM RETURNING
YOUR POWERS
431
00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:18,100
SO THAT YOU CAN TRAIN
ALONGSIDE YOUR BROTHER.
432
00:21:25,033 --> 00:21:26,100
AND...
433
00:21:26,100 --> 00:21:28,567
TO YOUR PUNISHMENT...
434
00:21:28,567 --> 00:21:31,500
YOU BOTH WILL SPEND
THE NEXT TWO WEEKS
435
00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:33,767
GROOMING MY BEARD.
436
00:21:36,100 --> 00:21:38,734
I'LL SEE YOU
IN MY OFFICE
MONDAY MORNING AT 8:00.
437
00:21:38,734 --> 00:21:40,100
BRING A COMB.
438
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:49,967
ALEX, IS THERE
SOMETHING YOU WANT
TO SAY TO YOUR BROTHER?
439
00:21:49,967 --> 00:21:53,000
YEAH. THANKS FOR
STICKING UP FOR ME.
440
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:55,834
YEAH. PROFESSOR CRUMBS
REALLY BOUGHT THAT STORY
I LAID ON TO HIM
441
00:21:55,834 --> 00:21:58,100
ABOUT YOU MAKING ME
A BETTER WIZARD.
442
00:21:58,100 --> 00:21:58,767
[CHUCKLES]
443
00:21:58,767 --> 00:22:00,400
YEAH, I REALLY
HATE YOU.
444
00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:02,133
YEAH. I HATE YOU, TOO.
445
00:22:07,367 --> 00:22:09,367
AND I GUESS IF IT
MEANS SO MUCH TO YOU,
446
00:22:09,367 --> 00:22:11,734
I'LL SIGN YOUR
TORTILLA PETITION.
447
00:22:11,734 --> 00:22:13,500
THANK YOU.
448
00:22:17,867 --> 00:22:19,400
WELL, I REALLY HATE
BOTH OF YOU.
449
00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:21,700
NOW WE DON'T HAVE ANY
GUINEA PIGS.
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