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HOW WAS YOUR LAST DAY
OF SCHOOL, ALEX?
OH, TOUGH.
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SO MANY PEOPLE WERE
SIGNING MY YEARBOOK,
I RAN OUT OF ROOM.
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I HAD TO GET
A SECOND YEARBOOK.
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HOW DID YOU GET
A SECOND YEARBOOK?
THEY'RE ALL GONE.
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WHERE IS
MY YEARBOOK, ALEX?
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COME ON, JUSTIN.
HARDLY ANYBODY SIGNED IT.
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AND ONE OF THEM WAS YOU.
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MAYBE I WAS SAVING ROOM
FOR FRIENDS.
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LIKE WHO?
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VICE-PRINCIPAL CLEMENTS,
EARL THE CROSSING GUARD,
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MY BIOLOGY TEACHER,
AND ALL THE LADIES
IN THE FRONT OFFICE.
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SO, BASICALLY,
ALL YOUR FRIENDS ARE ADULTS.
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YEAH, WELL,
I FIT IN BEST WITH ADULTS.
I'M VERY MATURE.
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Man on P.A.:
WILL JUSTIN RUSSO
REPORT TO LOST AND FOUND?
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WE HAVE YOUR CAPE
AND LIGHTSABER.
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HMM.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY FOUND
WHERE I HID THOSE.
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♪ WELL, YOU KNOW EVERYTHING'S
GONNA BE A BREEZE ♪
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♪ THAT THE END WILL NO DOUBT
JUSTIFY THE MEANS ♪
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♪ YOU CAN FIX ANY PROBLEM
WITH THE SLIGHTEST OF EASE ♪
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♪ YES, PLEASE ♪
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♪ BUT YOU MIGHT FIND OUT
IT'LL GO TO YOUR HEAD ♪
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♪ WHEN YOU WRITE A REPORT
ON A BOOK YOU NEVER READ ♪
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♪ WITH A SNAP OF YOUR FINGERS,
YOU CAN MAKE YOUR BED ♪
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♪ THAT'S WHAT I SAID ♪
♪ AHH ♪
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♪ EVERYTHING
IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS ♪
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♪ WHEN YOU CAN GET
ALL YOU WANTED ♪
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♪ IN YOUR WILDEST DREAMS ♪
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♪ YOU MIGHT RUN INTO TROUBLE
IF YOU GO TO EXTREMES ♪
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♪ BECAUSE EVERYTHING
IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS ♪
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♪ AHH ♪
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♪ EVERYTHING
IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS ♪
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♪ WHEN YOU CAN HAVE WHAT YOU
WANT BY THE SIMPLEST OF MEANS ♪
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♪ 1, 2 ♪
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♪ BE CAREFUL NOT TO MESS
WITH THE BALANCE OF THINGS ♪
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♪ BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS NOT ♪
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♪ WHAT IT SEEMS ♪
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YOU KNOW HOW
REGULAR WIZARD MAIL
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CAN SOMETIMES TAKE
UP TO AN HOUR?
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WELL, WE NOW HAVE
WIPS--
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WIZARD INSTANT
PARCEL SERVICE.
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YOU CAN
SEND MAIL INSTANTLY.
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YOU MEAN, LIKE E-MAIL.
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NO, NO, NO, NO.
LET ME SHOW YOU.
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YOU DO IT
WITH THIS. HUH?
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AN OLD KEY. WOW.
Max: OOH.
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OK, MAKE FUN,
YOU CLOWNS.
BUT WATCH THIS.
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HERE, ALEX,
TAKE THIS KEY
AND GO OVER THERE.
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NOW,
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OPEN A PORTAL
MAIL SLOT IN MIDAIR.
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REALLY? OK.
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IF YOU SAY MAILIS SPONTANEIS,
FOLLOWED BY NAME OR A PLACE,
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THE ENVELOPE WILL GO THERE.
HERE, SEND THIS TO JUSTIN.
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UH, MAILIS SPONTANEIS
JUSTIN RUSSO.
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IT WORKED.
HEY, THAT WAS FAST.
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IT'S A MESSENGER PIGEON
FROM WIZ TECH.
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YOU KNOW, IN MY DAY,
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THESE WERE REAL.
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THEY'VE ACCEPTED ME FOR
SUMMER BOARDING SCHOOL.
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WELL, OF COURSE
THEY ACCEPTED YOU.
WHO ELSE WOULD WANT TO GO?
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LOTS OF PEOPLE.
IF YOU GET INTO WIZ TECH,
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YOU'RE A SURE WIN
FOR TRANSYLVANIA STATE.
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[GASPS]
YOU MEAN, IT GETS BETTER?
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AND YOU KNOW THE BEST PART
ABOUT WIZ TECH?
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I GET A WHOLE SUMMER
AWAY FROM, UH, YOU KNOW WHO.
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I KNOW YOU MEAN ME,
AND THAT'S TOTALLY UNFAIR.
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OH!
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AWESOME! HEY,
LET'S SCARE JUSTIN AGAIN.
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HEH HEH HEH.
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OK, I THINK YOU HAVE
EVERYTHING YOU NEED
FOR WIZ TECH.
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OH, AND I PACKED
YOUR NEW SCHOOL UNIFORM--
A BRAND-NEW WIZARD ROBE.
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OH, NO, MOM,
THEY SWITCHED TO
BLACK BATHROBES.
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THE OLD ROBES WERE
TOO FORMAL FOR THESE
MODERN CASUAL TIMES.
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OK, THEN, WE'LL JUST
RUN OUT AND GET YOU A BATHROBE.
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OH! AND WE SHOULD GET HIM
SOME TURKEY JERKY
FOR THE LONG TRIP.
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JERRY, JUSTIN DOESN'T LIKE
TURKEY JERKY. YOU DO.
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WOULD IT HURT US TO GET
A LITTLE TURKEY JERKY?
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HEY, ALEX, UH, YOU MISSED
A LITTLE SPOT RIGHT THERE.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
IT'S THE ONLY SPOT IN THIS HOUSE
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THAT DOESN'T HAVE
YOUR JUNK ALL OVER IT.
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AND WE'RE TAKING YOUR
BROTHER SHOPPING.
AND BY THE TIME WE GET BACK,
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I EXPECT YOU TO HAVE
ALL YOUR STUFF
BACK UP IN YOUR ROOM.
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[SIGHS]
OK.
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COME ON, MAX.
YOU GOT A LOT OF
CLEANING UP TO DO.
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NO, NO, NO, NO. YOUR MESS,
YOUR RESPONSIBILITY.
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UHH.
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MAN, GETTING ALL THIS
STUFF BACK IN MY ROOM
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IS GONNA TAKE FOREVER.
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OR NOT.
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THIS WILL BE EASY.
I'LL JUST SEND ALL MY STUFF
BACK TO MY ROOM.
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MAILIS SPONTANEIS
ALEX RUSSO'S BEDROOM.
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HEY, THAT THING IS
KIND OF LIKE A BIG VACUUM.
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YEAH. LET ME SEE
IF I CAN MOVE IT AROUND.
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AWESOME! I'LL BE DONE
IN, LIKE, 5 MINUTES.
MOM AND DAD WILL NEVER--
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UM, THAT'S A LITTLE CLEANER
THAN I WAS GOING FOR.
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I'D RUN AWAY RIGHT NOW,
BUT I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO GO.
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DAD'S GONNA HAVE A COW...
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AND A SHEEP,
AND A PIG, AND A GOAT,
WHEN HE SEES ALL THIS.
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[KEYS JINGLING]
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HIDE!
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AW, NEVER MIND.
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BOY, I REALLY LOVE
THIS TURKEY JERKY.
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IT SURE MAKES ME
THIRSTY, THOUGH.
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THERESA, WHY CAN'T
I OPEN THE FRIDGE?
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'CAUSE IT'S NOT THERE?
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AAH!
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[STAMMERS]
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OH, WHAT DID YOU DO?
UH...
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DADDY, LET ME
JUST CUT TO IT.
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[STAMMERING]
UNH! PORTAL...
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AAH!
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[CAR HONKS]
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OK, THIS IS
THE LAST OF IT.
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WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO
WITH YOU, ALEX?
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YOU HAVE TO LEARN
TO STOP USING MAGIC
AS A SHORTCUT TO EVERYTHING.
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YOU ARE SO UNDISCIPLINED.
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THAT'S WHY I CAN'T WAIT
TO GET TO WIZ TECH,
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WHERE EVERYONE IS SO MUCH MORE
SERIOUS ABOUT MAGIC.
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ALL SUMMER LONG,
I'LL BE IN CLASSES THAT
FOCUS ON THE CRAFT OF MAGIC
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AND USING IT RESPECTFULLY,
THE WAY IT'S MEANT TO BE.
RIGHT DAD?
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WHY ARE GUYS LOOKING AT ME
LIKE I JUST GAVE YOU AN IDEA?
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PLEASE DON'T TELL ME
HE JUST GAVE YOU AN IDEA.
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CAN SOMEONE TELL ME
WHAT THE IDEA IS?
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[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]
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OH.
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THIS IS A TERRIBLE IDEA
BRINGING ALEX HERE TO WIZ TECH.
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JUSTIN, I KNOW
YOU HAD YOUR HEART SET
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ON GETTING AWAY
FROM YOUR SISTER,
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BUT THIS COULD REALLY
BE GOOD FOR HER...
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AND GOOD FOR ALL OF US.
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DON'T WORRY, JUSTIN.
THIS IS A BIG PLACE.
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I'M SURE YOU AND ALEX
WILL HARDLY
SEE EACH OTHER.
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JUSTIN AND ALEX RUSSO?
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I'M DR. EVILINI.
YOU WILL BOTH BE IN MY CLASS.
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OOH! HERE ARE
YOUR SPECTACLES.
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AW, SWEET!
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YOU KNOW, WITH THOSE GLASSES
AND THAT ROBE ON,
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YOU REMIND ME OF SOMEONE.
IS IT TERRY SOMETHING?
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BARRY SOMETHING?
LARRY SOMETHING?
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OH, NEVER MIND.
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WHAT KIND OF POWERS
DO THESE GLASSES GIVE YOU?
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NONE. THEY JUST LOOK WONDERFUL
WITH THE BLACK BATHROBES.
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GREAT. WE'RE
ACCESSORIZING UGLY.
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MOM, DAD, PLEASE DON'T
MAKE ME STAY.
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YEAH, PLEASE DON'T
MAKE HER STAY.
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COME ON, GUYS.
THE TIME WILL FLY.
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OH, AND JUSTIN,
HERE IS THE PORTAL KEY.
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IF YOU GET HOMESICK,
JUST SEND US A NOTE.
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WH-WHAT ABOUT ME?
CAN I USE THE PORTAL KEY
TO SEND YOU A NOTE?
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YEAH, WE'VE SEEN ENOUGH OF YOU
AND THE PORTAL KEY.
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DON'T WORRY, HONEY.
OUR KIDS WILL BE FINE.
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I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT OUR KIDS.
I'M WORRIED ABOUT
THE OTHER KIDS.
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ALEX IS THERE.
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MAX, WHAT'S ALL THIS?
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WELL, NOW THAT
I'M AN ONLY CHILD,
WE CAN DO ALL THAT STUFF
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THAT WE'VE BEEN
TOO BUSY TO DO.
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DAD, WHAT DO YOU
WANT TO START WITH?
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UH...NAP.
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BIKE RIDING AROUND
CENTRAL PARK?
A NAP.
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WELL, HOW ABOUT--
A NAP.
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JERRY...
WHAT? OK.
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OK.
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MAX, UH, LET'S START WITH
WHAT YOU WANT TO DO MOST.
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CAMPING.
CAMPING?
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[CHUCKLES]
THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
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GIVE ME THAT.
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OH, COME ON!
YOU'RE CITY GUYS.
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YOU'RE IDEA OF ROUGHING IT
IS WHEN THEY DELIVER
CHINESE FOOD
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WITHOUT THE FORTUNE COOKIES.
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DAD, YOU SMELL THAT?
HEH. [SNIFFS]
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OH, IT SMELLS LIKE
A CHALLENGE.
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[SNIFFS] WITH A HINT OF
QUESTIONING OUR MANHOOD.
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YOU KNOW, WE COULD ROUGH IT
IF WE WANTED TO.
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IT'S JUST, WE DON'T.
BECAUSE...
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THERE'S NO WILDERNESS
AROUND HERE.
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OH, WELL, WE CAN
CAMP ON THE TERRACE.
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TERRACE? HEH.
ONE NIGHT OUT THERE
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MIGHT AS WELL BE AN EPISODE
OF SURVIVOR FOR YOU TWO.
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OH, YEAH? WE COULD
SPEND ONE...
2.
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3 NIGHTS ON THE TERRACE.
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OR EVEN A WHOLE WEEK.
UH,
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I THINK 3 NIGHTS
WILL DO IT, BUDDY.
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OK, CAMPERS,
3 NIGHTS ON THE TERRACE--
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YOU COME INSIDE, YOU LOSE.
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YOU ARE ON.
YEAH.
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FINE, BOYS.
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ENJOY EVERYTHING
MOTHER NATURE HAS TO OFFER.
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[HELICOPTER WHIRRING]
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Man: YOU THERE ON THE TERRACE,
HAVE YOU SEEN A STOCKY MALE,
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LATE THIRTIES, RUNNING WITH
A SACK FULL OF MONEY?
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NO!
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ARE YOU LOCKED OUT?
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NO!
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HAS YOUR MANHOOD
BEEN CALLED INTO QUESTION?
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YES!
YES!
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HANG IN THERE, GUYS.
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ANYBODY?
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ANYBODY?
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THANK YOU, DR. EVILINI.
THAT WOULD BE
THE LITHUANIAN LETHAL LAMP,
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KNOWN FOR THEIR ANACONDA-LIKE
ELECTRICAL CORDS.
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EXCELLENT.
SO, EVERYONE BEWARE!
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[CACKLES]
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THAT SOUNDED SCARY.
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TOPNOTCH, RUSSO.
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YOU REALLY HAVE A GRASP
ON VENOMOUS FURNITURE.
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DON'T YOU AGREE, CLASS?
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NICE JOB.
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WHAT? ONLY ONE BAR
IN THE WIZARD WORLD?
THIS STINKS.
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I'LL TAKE THAT.
OH...
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FEEL FREE TO ADD YOUR NUMBER,
SO WE DON'T LOSE TOUCH--
YEAH, OK.
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[CHUCKLING]
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WHAT'S WITH YOU
AND THE TINY STUFF?
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OH, I COME FROM
A FAMILY OF GIANTS,
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BUT I'M KIND OF
THE RUNT OF THE LITTER,
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SO MOM AND DAD SORT OF HAVE ME
WITH MINIATURE THINGS
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SO MY SELF-ESTEEM
DOESN'T GET BRUISED.
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AND YOU'RE OK WITH THAT?
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00:10:51,834 --> 00:10:53,100
UH, SURE,
219
00:10:53,100 --> 00:10:55,500
EXCEPT THIS TINY UNDERWEAR
RIDES UP A LOT.
220
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I'M HUGH,
221
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HUGH NORMOUS.
222
00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:05,600
NOT REALLY.
223
00:11:07,233 --> 00:11:09,834
THAT NEW GUY JUSTIN
IS PRETTY COOL, HUH?
224
00:11:09,834 --> 00:11:12,300
YEAH, THE COOLEST.
WATCH THIS.
225
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Dr. Evilini:
NOT ONLY IS IT KNOWN FOR
ITS HIGHLY VENOMOUS VAPORS,
226
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IT ALSO ENGULFS ITS VICTIMS.
227
00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:24,700
UH, THAT WOULD BE
THE BRUSH ROMINE
BEANBAG CHAIR.
228
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IMPRESSIVE, RUSSO.
229
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"LOVE, ALEX."
230
00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:45,500
YEAH. HEH.
231
00:11:45,500 --> 00:11:48,700
MISS RUSSO,
I GET THE FEELING
232
00:11:48,700 --> 00:11:53,200
YOU'RE TOO UNDISCIPLINED
TO APPRECIATE
WHAT WIZ TECH HAS TO OFFER.
233
00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:55,033
AND I GET THE FEELING
234
00:11:55,033 --> 00:11:58,033
THAT YOU PEOPLE
HERE AT WIZ TECH DON'T GET ME.
235
00:12:00,300 --> 00:12:03,200
PERHAPS THIS
WILL GET YOUR ATTENTION.
236
00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:12,700
OW! THOSE "J"s
ARE LIKE FISHHOOKS.
237
00:12:13,867 --> 00:12:17,667
SUMMER HAS JUST BEGUN, RUSSO.
238
00:12:24,967 --> 00:12:28,200
HEY, JUSTIN, HOW DID YOU LIKE
MY EXPLODING NOTE?
239
00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:32,033
I THOUGHT IT WAS A BLAST.
HEH HEH HEH!
240
00:12:32,033 --> 00:12:33,967
WELL, NO ONE ELSE DID.
MESSING WITH ME
241
00:12:33,967 --> 00:12:36,000
DIDN'T TURN OUT
LIKE YOU THOUGHT, DID IT?
242
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,867
EVERYONE AROUND HERE
THINKS I'M COOL
243
00:12:37,867 --> 00:12:39,700
AND THEY THINK
YOU'RE A LOSER.
244
00:12:39,700 --> 00:12:42,734
A LOSER?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
PEOPLE LOVE HANGING OUT WITH ME.
245
00:12:42,734 --> 00:12:44,600
HEY, WHO WANTS
TO HAVE LUNCH WITH ME?
246
00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:47,200
[STUDENTS BOO]
247
00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:50,200
I'LL HAVE LUNCH WITH YOU.
248
00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:52,867
I HOPE YOU LIKE
BABY CORN, BABY CARROTS,
249
00:12:52,867 --> 00:12:55,200
AND TINY MUGS OF JUICE.
250
00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:57,900
YEAH, HAVE FUN WITH
THE REALLY TINY GIANT.
251
00:12:59,834 --> 00:13:02,934
OH, YEAH? WELL, LET'S SEE
HOW BIG MAN ON CAMPUS
FITS IN WITH THIS.
252
00:13:02,934 --> 00:13:05,400
FROM YOUR CHIN TO YOUR TOES,
AN ELEPHANT TRUNK GROWS.
253
00:13:08,567 --> 00:13:10,400
RUSSO!
254
00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:17,600
UM, THAT REALLY WASN'T
MEANT FOR YOU. SORRY.
255
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,400
BUT CLEARLY,
THIS IS MEANT FOR ME.
256
00:13:26,300 --> 00:13:28,367
[STUDENTS LAUGHING]
257
00:13:37,100 --> 00:13:39,567
GOT ANY 4s?
GO FISH.
258
00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,667
YOU GOT ANY 2s?
259
00:13:42,667 --> 00:13:45,000
[WINGS FLAPPING]
GO FISH.
260
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:47,600
[BIRDS COOING]
261
00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:56,200
I AIN'T FISHING
IN THAT POND.
262
00:14:05,967 --> 00:14:09,300
I'VE SUMMONED JUSTIN RUSSO
AS YOU REQUESTED, DR. EVILINI.
263
00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:23,500
AHEM. UH, YOU WANTED
TO SEE ME?
264
00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:25,667
YES. PICK UP
THAT PEDADDLE.
265
00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:27,700
UH, WHY?
266
00:14:28,900 --> 00:14:31,133
OOH! OOH! WHAT? WHA...
267
00:14:31,133 --> 00:14:33,100
JUST AS I THOUGHT--
268
00:14:33,100 --> 00:14:37,000
IT HAS BEEN WRITTEN THAT
GREAT TWELVEBALL PLAYERS
TURN INTO GREAT WIZARDS,
269
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:39,200
AND YOU JUST MIGHT
BE ONE.
270
00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:41,300
[CACKLES]
271
00:14:41,300 --> 00:14:43,300
WHAT WERE WE
TALKING ABOUT?
272
00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:46,467
UH, TWELVEBALL?
WHAT'S TWELVEBALL?
IT LOOKS LIKE PING PONG.
273
00:14:46,467 --> 00:14:48,400
OH, IT'S NOTHING
LIKE PING PONG.
274
00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:51,500
THESE BALLS
ARE ADDED ONE BY ONE
275
00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:54,700
WITH THE OBJECTIVE OF
12 BEING PLAYED
SIMULTANEOUSLY.
276
00:14:54,700 --> 00:14:57,200
ONLY ONE STUDENT
HAS EVER REACHED 11 BALLS
277
00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:59,800
HERE AT WIZ TECH.
WHO'S THAT?
278
00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:02,500
JERKO PHOENIX.
YOU'LL MEET HIM...
279
00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:04,767
IN DUE TIME, MY BOY.
280
00:15:04,767 --> 00:15:07,500
DUE TIME!
[CACKLES]
281
00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:10,500
OOH. THAT SOUNDED
MYSTERIOUS.
282
00:15:10,500 --> 00:15:13,500
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
ARE YOU UP TO IT?
283
00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:16,033
I AM.
I AM UP TO THE CHALLENGE.
284
00:15:16,033 --> 00:15:19,200
[CACKLES AND COUGHS]
285
00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:22,400
[RASPY VOICE]
AHEM. GONNA GET SOME WATER.
286
00:15:26,033 --> 00:15:28,200
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
287
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♪ NOW I FEEL IT ♪
288
00:15:30,100 --> 00:15:32,200
♪ NOW I FEEL IT ♪
289
00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:33,667
♪ NOW I FEEL IT ♪
290
00:15:33,667 --> 00:15:35,900
♪ NOW I FEEL IT ♪
291
00:15:39,967 --> 00:15:41,900
♪ AIN'T WE PERFECT NOW? ♪
292
00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:43,500
♪ AIN'T WE PERFECT NOW? ♪
293
00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:45,567
♪ AIN'T WE PERFECT NOW? ♪
294
00:15:45,567 --> 00:15:47,600
♪ AIN'T WE PERFECT NOW? ♪
295
00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:49,400
♪ AIN'T WE PERFECT NOW? ♪
296
00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:51,500
♪ AIN'T WE PERFECT? ♪
297
00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:53,500
♪ AIN'T WE PERFECT NOW? ♪
298
00:15:53,500 --> 00:15:55,567
♪ AIN'T WE PERFECT NOW? ♪
299
00:15:55,567 --> 00:15:57,367
♪ AIN'T WE PERFECT NOW? ♪
300
00:15:57,367 --> 00:15:59,100
♪ AIN'T WE PERFECT? ♪
301
00:15:59,100 --> 00:16:01,800
♪ AIN'T WE PERFECT NOW... ♪
302
00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:04,500
WOW.
WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
303
00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:06,767
HE'S THE BEST I'VE EVER SEEN.
OHH...
304
00:16:06,767 --> 00:16:09,100
THIS IS THE WORST
BEST FRIEND EVER.
305
00:16:09,100 --> 00:16:11,300
W-WAIT UP, ALEX.
306
00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:16,400
MR. RUSSO, IT'S TIME
FOR YOU TO TAKE ON
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00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:19,000
THE VERY BEST
TWELVEBALL PLAYER
HERE AT WIZ TECH
308
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:20,867
IN A NONBINDING
SCRIMMAGE.
309
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:34,600
JUSTIN RUSSO, MEET--
JERKO PHOENIX.
310
00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:37,467
JERKO? THAT MUST BE
A TOUGH NAME
TO GROW UP WITH.
311
00:16:37,467 --> 00:16:39,367
YOU KNOW, I HAD A COUSIN
WHOSE NAME WAS KIM.
312
00:16:39,367 --> 00:16:42,500
WELL, KIM WAS A GUY,
SO I'M SURE YOU CAN
IMAGINE PEOPLE--
313
00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:44,800
ENOUGH!
314
00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:46,100
I'M HERE TO WARN YOU
315
00:16:46,100 --> 00:16:49,500
THAT I PLAN ON WINNING THE TITLE
OF MR. TWELVEBALL.
316
00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:54,300
WHAT'S UP WITH
YOUR EYE?
317
00:16:54,300 --> 00:16:55,967
TWELVEBALL ACCIDENT?
318
00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:59,767
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG
WITH MY EYE.
319
00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:04,300
THIS GETS ME OUT OF
WEARING THOSE STUPID GLASSES.
320
00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:17,100
[THUNDER]
321
00:17:17,100 --> 00:17:18,667
MMM.
322
00:17:23,033 --> 00:17:24,800
[THUNDER]
323
00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:26,900
[GASPS]
324
00:17:26,900 --> 00:17:29,900
IT'S BEEN RAINING ALL NIGHT,
AND THEY'RE
EATING WEEDS AGAIN.
325
00:17:29,900 --> 00:17:32,200
THAT'S IT. GAME OVER.
326
00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:36,567
YEAH.
327
00:17:36,567 --> 00:17:37,900
HEH.
328
00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:42,467
HELP! MOUSE!
329
00:17:42,467 --> 00:17:44,000
JERRY! HELP!
330
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,467
MOM, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
WHAT HAPPENED?
331
00:17:45,467 --> 00:17:48,000
I SAW A RAT.
IT'S UNDER THE COUCH.
332
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,934
I SAW A RAT.
A RAT?
333
00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:57,567
YOU GUYS, HELP! NOW!
334
00:17:58,867 --> 00:18:00,967
UH...HYAH.
335
00:18:02,467 --> 00:18:03,700
UH...
336
00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:07,834
IT'S UNDER THE...OK.
337
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,200
AAH!
338
00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:15,233
WELL, THE TAIL LOOKS LIKE A--
339
00:18:15,233 --> 00:18:17,500
A RAT, JERRY.
IT'S A RAT.
340
00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:19,200
OH.
341
00:18:20,967 --> 00:18:23,834
THAT'S IT.
Y-YOU GUYS CAN'T
STAY OUT THERE ANYMORE.
342
00:18:23,834 --> 00:18:26,867
YOU GUYS WIN.
I NEED YOU IN HERE.
343
00:18:26,867 --> 00:18:28,000
THANKS.
344
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,000
MAX, CAMPING TRIP IS OVER.
345
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,100
WE GOTTA BE IN HERE
TO PROTECT OUR LITTLE LADY.
346
00:18:32,100 --> 00:18:34,600
YOU KNOW HOW WEAK
WOMEN CAN BE.
347
00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:36,767
DON'T PUSH IT.
SORRY.
348
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:44,000
OH! I--I GOTTA PUT
THIS LITTLE GUY BACK
IN HIS NATURAL HABITAT--
349
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,600
THE SUBWAY.
350
00:18:47,133 --> 00:18:50,367
HEY, MOM, THAT WAS REALLY
A POTATO, WASN'T IT?
351
00:18:50,367 --> 00:18:51,867
YEAH.
352
00:18:51,867 --> 00:18:54,600
DO YOU HAVE ANY MORE?
'CAUSE I'M STARVING.
353
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:56,600
SURE, BABY. HOW DO YOU
WANT YOUR RAT?
354
00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:58,100
MASHED OR FRIED?
355
00:19:09,734 --> 00:19:12,133
[THUD]
[WHISPERING] Shh!
356
00:19:14,100 --> 00:19:15,400
[THUD]
357
00:19:16,700 --> 00:19:18,367
[THUDDING]
358
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,500
[SIGHS]
This door is locked, too?
359
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,934
YES, I AM.
360
00:19:29,934 --> 00:19:32,000
[HUMMING]
361
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,300
ALEX...
362
00:19:34,300 --> 00:19:37,033
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
IT'S BATH NIGHT.
363
00:19:38,100 --> 00:19:41,667
OH, JUST CHITCHATTING
WITH THE DOOR.
364
00:19:41,667 --> 00:19:44,200
HEY, JUSTIN, YOU KNOW
THE PORTAL KEY
DAD GAVE YOU?
365
00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:46,133
I NEED IT. I WANT
TO SEND SOMETHING HOME.
366
00:19:46,133 --> 00:19:48,000
OH, OK.
367
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,200
WAIT.
368
00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:51,033
WHY DO YOU HAVE
YOUR SUITCASE?
369
00:19:51,033 --> 00:19:54,467
UM, I JUST WANT MOM
TO DO SOME LAUNDRY FOR ME.
370
00:19:54,467 --> 00:19:57,000
HEY, YOU'RE TRYING
TO SEND YOURSELF HOME.
371
00:19:57,000 --> 00:20:00,000
OK, SO, WHAT DO YOU CARE?
YOU LOVE ALL THE WORK
IN THIS PLACE?
372
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,800
I CAN'T STAND IT.
I'M OUT OF HERE.
373
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:03,967
ALEX, YOU CAN'T LEAVE.
374
00:20:03,967 --> 00:20:06,000
OH, YEAH? WATCH ME.
375
00:20:07,667 --> 00:20:10,400
MAILIS SPONTANEIS
RUSSO HOME.
376
00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:12,734
ALEX...
377
00:20:15,300 --> 00:20:17,300
HERE, HUGH.
378
00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:19,300
I DO APPRECIATE
THE HELP WITH THE MAIL.
379
00:20:19,300 --> 00:20:22,300
OH, YOU'RE WELCOME.
BUT IT'S A LITTLE LONELY.
380
00:20:22,300 --> 00:20:25,367
I WISH MY NEW FRIEND ALEX
WOULD DROP BY ONCE IN A WHILE.
381
00:20:28,367 --> 00:20:31,200
HEY, EVERYBODY!
I'M HO...SED.
382
00:20:32,767 --> 00:20:34,500
ALEX!
Justin: ALEX!
383
00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:36,400
ALL MAIL GOES THROUGH
DR. EVILINI.
384
00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:38,200
I GUESS
YOU KNOW THAT NOW.
385
00:20:39,867 --> 00:20:42,600
ALEX RUSSO...
TRYING TO RUN AWAY
386
00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:46,133
INSTEAD OF FACING UP
TO THE CHALLENGES
OF WIZ TECH...
387
00:20:46,133 --> 00:20:50,233
I CAN SEE I'M GOING
TO HAVE TO PULL OUT
THE OLD DISCIPLINE BUCKET.
388
00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:54,900
THE WHO?
389
00:21:00,066 --> 00:21:01,867
[SIGHS]
390
00:21:01,867 --> 00:21:05,100
OH, SHE WASN'T KIDDING.
THERE REALLY IS
A DISCIPLINE BUCKET.
391
00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:08,200
I HATE THIS PLACE.
392
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,400
KEEP SCRUBBING.
393
00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:15,100
ARE YOU SURE
YOU'VE GOT THE MESSAGE?
394
00:21:15,100 --> 00:21:17,100
YES.
395
00:21:17,100 --> 00:21:19,800
GOOD. THEN TAKE IT
STRAIGHT TO MY MOTHER.
396
00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:22,033
SHE'LL FINALLY
BE PROUD OF ME.
397
00:21:22,033 --> 00:21:25,834
NOW, GO, MESSENGER FISH.
FLOP LIKE THE WIND!
398
00:21:25,834 --> 00:21:27,667
OW, OW, OW, OW,
399
00:21:27,667 --> 00:21:29,900
OW, OW, OW, OW, OW.
400
00:21:29,900 --> 00:21:32,767
HEY, I JUST SCRUBBED THERE.
401
00:21:32,767 --> 00:21:34,233
DEAR MAMA,
402
00:21:34,233 --> 00:21:37,500
AFTER THE TWELVEBALL
TOURNAMENT REVEALS
THE BEST YOUNG WIZARD,
403
00:21:37,500 --> 00:21:40,934
I WILL DRAIN
THAT WIZARD'S POWERS
AND TAKE THEM FOR MYSELF,
404
00:21:40,934 --> 00:21:44,000
MAKING ME THE MOST POWERFUL
WIZARD EVER!
405
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,400
LOVE, MARY BETH EVILINI.
406
00:21:48,767 --> 00:21:51,100
JUSTIN'S GONNA GET
HIS POWERS DRAINED.
407
00:21:51,100 --> 00:21:53,233
♪ DUN, DUN, DUN ♪
408
00:21:53,233 --> 00:21:55,800
OHH. THIS PLACE
IS A FREAK SHOW.
409
00:21:58,600 --> 00:21:59,767
ALEX:
OK LETS REVIEW...
410
00:21:59,767 --> 00:22:01,500
THEY'VE ACCEPTED ME FOR
SUMMER BOARDING SCHOOL.
411
00:22:01,500 --> 00:22:03,567
PLEASE DON'T TELL ME
HE JUST GAVE YOU AN IDEA.
412
00:22:03,567 --> 00:22:05,200
MOM, DAD, PLEASE DON'T
MAKE ME STAY.
413
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:06,867
YEAH, PLEASE DON'T
MAKE HER STAY.
414
00:22:06,867 --> 00:22:08,300
TRYING TO RUN AWAY
415
00:22:08,300 --> 00:22:11,000
INSTEAD OF FACING UP
TO THE CHALLENGES
OF WIZ TECH...
416
00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:16,200
IT HAS BEEN WRITTEN THAT
GREAT TWELVEBALL PLAYERS
TURN INTO GREAT WIZARDS.
417
00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:19,000
WOW. HE'S THE BEST
I'VE EVER SEEN.
418
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,200
JUSTIN'S GONNA GET
HIS POWERS DRAINED.
419
00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:23,600
SO, EVERYONE BEWARE!
[CACKLES]
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