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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,734 --> 00:00:06,934 HOW WAS YOUR LAST DAY OF SCHOOL, ALEX? OH, TOUGH. 2 00:00:06,934 --> 00:00:09,734 SO MANY PEOPLE WERE SIGNING MY YEARBOOK, I RAN OUT OF ROOM. 3 00:00:09,734 --> 00:00:11,400 I HAD TO GET A SECOND YEARBOOK. 4 00:00:11,400 --> 00:00:13,467 HOW DID YOU GET A SECOND YEARBOOK? THEY'RE ALL GONE. 5 00:00:14,934 --> 00:00:17,233 WHERE IS MY YEARBOOK, ALEX? 6 00:00:17,233 --> 00:00:19,500 COME ON, JUSTIN. HARDLY ANYBODY SIGNED IT. 7 00:00:19,500 --> 00:00:21,400 AND ONE OF THEM WAS YOU. 8 00:00:21,400 --> 00:00:23,967 MAYBE I WAS SAVING ROOM FOR FRIENDS. 9 00:00:23,967 --> 00:00:25,200 LIKE WHO? 10 00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:27,934 VICE-PRINCIPAL CLEMENTS, EARL THE CROSSING GUARD, 11 00:00:27,934 --> 00:00:30,200 MY BIOLOGY TEACHER, AND ALL THE LADIES IN THE FRONT OFFICE. 12 00:00:30,200 --> 00:00:32,567 SO, BASICALLY, ALL YOUR FRIENDS ARE ADULTS. 13 00:00:32,567 --> 00:00:35,600 YEAH, WELL, I FIT IN BEST WITH ADULTS. I'M VERY MATURE. 14 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:38,100 Man on P.A.: WILL JUSTIN RUSSO REPORT TO LOST AND FOUND? 15 00:00:38,100 --> 00:00:40,200 WE HAVE YOUR CAPE AND LIGHTSABER. 16 00:00:40,200 --> 00:00:41,500 HMM. 17 00:00:43,667 --> 00:00:46,500 I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY FOUND WHERE I HID THOSE. 18 00:00:46,500 --> 00:00:49,000 ♪ WELL, YOU KNOW EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE A BREEZE ♪ 19 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:51,000 ♪ THAT THE END WILL NO DOUBT JUSTIFY THE MEANS ♪ 20 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:53,200 ♪ YOU CAN FIX ANY PROBLEM WITH THE SLIGHTEST OF EASE ♪ 21 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:54,567 ♪ YES, PLEASE ♪ 22 00:00:54,567 --> 00:00:56,967 ♪ BUT YOU MIGHT FIND OUT IT'LL GO TO YOUR HEAD ♪ 23 00:00:56,967 --> 00:00:58,900 ♪ WHEN YOU WRITE A REPORT ON A BOOK YOU NEVER READ ♪ 24 00:00:58,900 --> 00:01:01,467 ♪ WITH A SNAP OF YOUR FINGERS, YOU CAN MAKE YOUR BED ♪ 25 00:01:01,467 --> 00:01:03,000 ♪ THAT'S WHAT I SAID ♪ ♪ AHH ♪ 26 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:05,867 ♪ EVERYTHING IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS ♪ 27 00:01:05,867 --> 00:01:08,000 ♪ WHEN YOU CAN GET ALL YOU WANTED ♪ 28 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:09,800 ♪ IN YOUR WILDEST DREAMS ♪ 29 00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:13,600 ♪ YOU MIGHT RUN INTO TROUBLE IF YOU GO TO EXTREMES ♪ 30 00:01:13,600 --> 00:01:17,800 ♪ BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS ♪ 31 00:01:17,800 --> 00:01:18,834 ♪ AHH ♪ 32 00:01:18,834 --> 00:01:21,300 ♪ EVERYTHING IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS ♪ 33 00:01:21,300 --> 00:01:24,867 ♪ WHEN YOU CAN HAVE WHAT YOU WANT BY THE SIMPLEST OF MEANS ♪ 34 00:01:24,867 --> 00:01:26,200 ♪ 1, 2 ♪ 35 00:01:26,200 --> 00:01:28,900 ♪ BE CAREFUL NOT TO MESS WITH THE BALANCE OF THINGS ♪ 36 00:01:28,900 --> 00:01:33,300 ♪ BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS NOT ♪ 37 00:01:33,300 --> 00:01:35,133 ♪ WHAT IT SEEMS ♪ 38 00:01:41,033 --> 00:01:42,834 YOU KNOW HOW REGULAR WIZARD MAIL 39 00:01:42,834 --> 00:01:45,000 CAN SOMETIMES TAKE UP TO AN HOUR? 40 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:47,667 WELL, WE NOW HAVE WIPS-- 41 00:01:47,667 --> 00:01:50,233 WIZARD INSTANT PARCEL SERVICE. 42 00:01:50,233 --> 00:01:52,400 YOU CAN SEND MAIL INSTANTLY. 43 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:55,100 YOU MEAN, LIKE E-MAIL. 44 00:01:55,100 --> 00:01:56,900 NO, NO, NO, NO. LET ME SHOW YOU. 45 00:01:56,900 --> 00:01:59,567 YOU DO IT WITH THIS. HUH? 46 00:01:59,567 --> 00:02:01,133 AN OLD KEY. WOW. Max: OOH. 47 00:02:02,700 --> 00:02:05,033 OK, MAKE FUN, YOU CLOWNS. BUT WATCH THIS. 48 00:02:05,033 --> 00:02:07,467 HERE, ALEX, TAKE THIS KEY AND GO OVER THERE. 49 00:02:07,467 --> 00:02:08,967 NOW, 50 00:02:08,967 --> 00:02:11,500 OPEN A PORTAL MAIL SLOT IN MIDAIR. 51 00:02:11,500 --> 00:02:13,500 REALLY? OK. 52 00:02:16,867 --> 00:02:20,700 IF YOU SAY MAILIS SPONTANEIS, FOLLOWED BY NAME OR A PLACE, 53 00:02:20,700 --> 00:02:23,200 THE ENVELOPE WILL GO THERE. HERE, SEND THIS TO JUSTIN. 54 00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:27,300 UH, MAILIS SPONTANEIS JUSTIN RUSSO. 55 00:02:31,767 --> 00:02:33,900 IT WORKED. HEY, THAT WAS FAST. 56 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:39,000 IT'S A MESSENGER PIGEON FROM WIZ TECH. 57 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:41,300 YOU KNOW, IN MY DAY, 58 00:02:41,300 --> 00:02:43,133 THESE WERE REAL. 59 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:46,800 THEY'VE ACCEPTED ME FOR SUMMER BOARDING SCHOOL. 60 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:49,967 WELL, OF COURSE THEY ACCEPTED YOU. WHO ELSE WOULD WANT TO GO? 61 00:02:49,967 --> 00:02:51,834 LOTS OF PEOPLE. IF YOU GET INTO WIZ TECH, 62 00:02:51,834 --> 00:02:53,600 YOU'RE A SURE WIN FOR TRANSYLVANIA STATE. 63 00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:55,867 [GASPS] YOU MEAN, IT GETS BETTER? 64 00:02:55,867 --> 00:02:58,367 AND YOU KNOW THE BEST PART ABOUT WIZ TECH? 65 00:02:58,367 --> 00:03:01,300 I GET A WHOLE SUMMER AWAY FROM, UH, YOU KNOW WHO. 66 00:03:01,300 --> 00:03:03,834 I KNOW YOU MEAN ME, AND THAT'S TOTALLY UNFAIR. 67 00:03:03,834 --> 00:03:05,934 OH! 68 00:03:05,934 --> 00:03:09,000 AWESOME! HEY, LET'S SCARE JUSTIN AGAIN. 69 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:10,367 HEH HEH HEH. 70 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:24,867 OK, I THINK YOU HAVE EVERYTHING YOU NEED FOR WIZ TECH. 71 00:03:24,867 --> 00:03:29,600 OH, AND I PACKED YOUR NEW SCHOOL UNIFORM-- A BRAND-NEW WIZARD ROBE. 72 00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:31,934 OH, NO, MOM, THEY SWITCHED TO BLACK BATHROBES. 73 00:03:31,934 --> 00:03:34,967 THE OLD ROBES WERE TOO FORMAL FOR THESE MODERN CASUAL TIMES. 74 00:03:34,967 --> 00:03:38,200 OK, THEN, WE'LL JUST RUN OUT AND GET YOU A BATHROBE. 75 00:03:38,200 --> 00:03:41,367 OH! AND WE SHOULD GET HIM SOME TURKEY JERKY FOR THE LONG TRIP. 76 00:03:41,367 --> 00:03:44,400 JERRY, JUSTIN DOESN'T LIKE TURKEY JERKY. YOU DO. 77 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:47,567 WOULD IT HURT US TO GET A LITTLE TURKEY JERKY? 78 00:03:47,567 --> 00:03:51,233 HEY, ALEX, UH, YOU MISSED A LITTLE SPOT RIGHT THERE. 79 00:03:51,233 --> 00:03:53,400 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? IT'S THE ONLY SPOT IN THIS HOUSE 80 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:55,500 THAT DOESN'T HAVE YOUR JUNK ALL OVER IT. 81 00:03:55,500 --> 00:03:58,400 AND WE'RE TAKING YOUR BROTHER SHOPPING. AND BY THE TIME WE GET BACK, 82 00:03:58,400 --> 00:04:01,300 I EXPECT YOU TO HAVE ALL YOUR STUFF BACK UP IN YOUR ROOM. 83 00:04:01,300 --> 00:04:03,200 [SIGHS] OK. 84 00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:05,500 COME ON, MAX. YOU GOT A LOT OF CLEANING UP TO DO. 85 00:04:05,500 --> 00:04:09,100 NO, NO, NO, NO. YOUR MESS, YOUR RESPONSIBILITY. 86 00:04:10,300 --> 00:04:11,834 UHH. 87 00:04:11,834 --> 00:04:14,300 MAN, GETTING ALL THIS STUFF BACK IN MY ROOM 88 00:04:14,300 --> 00:04:16,000 IS GONNA TAKE FOREVER. 89 00:04:18,300 --> 00:04:20,300 OR NOT. 90 00:04:23,934 --> 00:04:26,934 THIS WILL BE EASY. I'LL JUST SEND ALL MY STUFF BACK TO MY ROOM. 91 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:29,800 MAILIS SPONTANEIS ALEX RUSSO'S BEDROOM. 92 00:04:33,300 --> 00:04:35,500 HEY, THAT THING IS KIND OF LIKE A BIG VACUUM. 93 00:04:35,500 --> 00:04:38,200 YEAH. LET ME SEE IF I CAN MOVE IT AROUND. 94 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:45,100 AWESOME! I'LL BE DONE IN, LIKE, 5 MINUTES. MOM AND DAD WILL NEVER-- 95 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:53,133 UM, THAT'S A LITTLE CLEANER THAN I WAS GOING FOR. 96 00:04:54,500 --> 00:04:57,300 I'D RUN AWAY RIGHT NOW, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO GO. 97 00:04:58,467 --> 00:05:00,300 DAD'S GONNA HAVE A COW... 98 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:03,033 AND A SHEEP, AND A PIG, AND A GOAT, WHEN HE SEES ALL THIS. 99 00:05:03,033 --> 00:05:04,900 [KEYS JINGLING] 100 00:05:04,900 --> 00:05:06,834 HIDE! 101 00:05:06,834 --> 00:05:09,000 AW, NEVER MIND. 102 00:05:10,934 --> 00:05:13,467 BOY, I REALLY LOVE THIS TURKEY JERKY. 103 00:05:16,934 --> 00:05:18,900 IT SURE MAKES ME THIRSTY, THOUGH. 104 00:05:21,367 --> 00:05:24,300 THERESA, WHY CAN'T I OPEN THE FRIDGE? 105 00:05:24,300 --> 00:05:26,300 'CAUSE IT'S NOT THERE? 106 00:05:26,300 --> 00:05:27,767 AAH! 107 00:05:27,767 --> 00:05:29,800 [STAMMERS] 108 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:32,600 OH, WHAT DID YOU DO? UH... 109 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:35,000 DADDY, LET ME JUST CUT TO IT. 110 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:37,700 [STAMMERING] UNH! PORTAL... 111 00:05:37,700 --> 00:05:39,200 AAH! 112 00:05:42,367 --> 00:05:44,000 [CAR HONKS] 113 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:47,033 OK, THIS IS THE LAST OF IT. 114 00:05:47,033 --> 00:05:49,033 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WITH YOU, ALEX? 115 00:05:49,033 --> 00:05:51,900 YOU HAVE TO LEARN TO STOP USING MAGIC AS A SHORTCUT TO EVERYTHING. 116 00:05:51,900 --> 00:05:53,667 YOU ARE SO UNDISCIPLINED. 117 00:05:53,667 --> 00:05:55,500 THAT'S WHY I CAN'T WAIT TO GET TO WIZ TECH, 118 00:05:55,500 --> 00:05:58,300 WHERE EVERYONE IS SO MUCH MORE SERIOUS ABOUT MAGIC. 119 00:05:58,300 --> 00:06:01,600 ALL SUMMER LONG, I'LL BE IN CLASSES THAT FOCUS ON THE CRAFT OF MAGIC 120 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:05,100 AND USING IT RESPECTFULLY, THE WAY IT'S MEANT TO BE. RIGHT DAD? 121 00:06:08,867 --> 00:06:12,100 WHY ARE GUYS LOOKING AT ME LIKE I JUST GAVE YOU AN IDEA? 122 00:06:12,100 --> 00:06:14,300 PLEASE DON'T TELL ME HE JUST GAVE YOU AN IDEA. 123 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:18,767 CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THE IDEA IS? 124 00:06:25,200 --> 00:06:27,367 [INDISTINCT CHATTERING] 125 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:31,133 OH. 126 00:06:37,133 --> 00:06:39,900 THIS IS A TERRIBLE IDEA BRINGING ALEX HERE TO WIZ TECH. 127 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:41,367 JUSTIN, I KNOW YOU HAD YOUR HEART SET 128 00:06:41,367 --> 00:06:42,800 ON GETTING AWAY FROM YOUR SISTER, 129 00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:44,700 BUT THIS COULD REALLY BE GOOD FOR HER... 130 00:06:44,700 --> 00:06:46,400 AND GOOD FOR ALL OF US. 131 00:06:47,567 --> 00:06:50,000 DON'T WORRY, JUSTIN. THIS IS A BIG PLACE. 132 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:53,600 I'M SURE YOU AND ALEX WILL HARDLY SEE EACH OTHER. 133 00:06:53,600 --> 00:06:55,400 JUSTIN AND ALEX RUSSO? 134 00:06:55,400 --> 00:06:58,567 I'M DR. EVILINI. YOU WILL BOTH BE IN MY CLASS. 135 00:07:01,033 --> 00:07:03,767 OOH! HERE ARE YOUR SPECTACLES. 136 00:07:03,767 --> 00:07:05,667 AW, SWEET! 137 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:09,000 YOU KNOW, WITH THOSE GLASSES AND THAT ROBE ON, 138 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:12,300 YOU REMIND ME OF SOMEONE. IS IT TERRY SOMETHING? 139 00:07:12,300 --> 00:07:14,834 BARRY SOMETHING? LARRY SOMETHING? 140 00:07:14,834 --> 00:07:17,300 OH, NEVER MIND. 141 00:07:17,300 --> 00:07:19,667 WHAT KIND OF POWERS DO THESE GLASSES GIVE YOU? 142 00:07:19,667 --> 00:07:23,734 NONE. THEY JUST LOOK WONDERFUL WITH THE BLACK BATHROBES. 143 00:07:23,734 --> 00:07:25,734 GREAT. WE'RE ACCESSORIZING UGLY. 144 00:07:25,734 --> 00:07:27,500 MOM, DAD, PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME STAY. 145 00:07:27,500 --> 00:07:29,200 YEAH, PLEASE DON'T MAKE HER STAY. 146 00:07:29,200 --> 00:07:31,200 COME ON, GUYS. THE TIME WILL FLY. 147 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:33,600 OH, AND JUSTIN, HERE IS THE PORTAL KEY. 148 00:07:33,600 --> 00:07:35,967 IF YOU GET HOMESICK, JUST SEND US A NOTE. 149 00:07:35,967 --> 00:07:39,200 WH-WHAT ABOUT ME? CAN I USE THE PORTAL KEY TO SEND YOU A NOTE? 150 00:07:39,200 --> 00:07:41,233 YEAH, WE'VE SEEN ENOUGH OF YOU AND THE PORTAL KEY. 151 00:07:48,300 --> 00:07:50,367 DON'T WORRY, HONEY. OUR KIDS WILL BE FINE. 152 00:07:50,367 --> 00:07:53,467 I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT OUR KIDS. I'M WORRIED ABOUT THE OTHER KIDS. 153 00:07:53,467 --> 00:07:55,600 ALEX IS THERE. 154 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:57,767 MAX, WHAT'S ALL THIS? 155 00:07:57,767 --> 00:08:00,500 WELL, NOW THAT I'M AN ONLY CHILD, WE CAN DO ALL THAT STUFF 156 00:08:00,500 --> 00:08:02,133 THAT WE'VE BEEN TOO BUSY TO DO. 157 00:08:02,133 --> 00:08:04,133 DAD, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO START WITH? 158 00:08:04,133 --> 00:08:06,100 UH...NAP. 159 00:08:06,100 --> 00:08:08,400 BIKE RIDING AROUND CENTRAL PARK? A NAP. 160 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:10,400 WELL, HOW ABOUT-- A NAP. 161 00:08:11,500 --> 00:08:13,834 JERRY... WHAT? OK. 162 00:08:13,834 --> 00:08:15,600 OK. 163 00:08:15,600 --> 00:08:19,233 MAX, UH, LET'S START WITH WHAT YOU WANT TO DO MOST. 164 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:22,000 CAMPING. CAMPING? 165 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:24,600 [CHUCKLES] THAT'S A GOOD ONE. 166 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:26,133 GIVE ME THAT. 167 00:08:27,300 --> 00:08:30,100 OH, COME ON! YOU'RE CITY GUYS. 168 00:08:30,100 --> 00:08:33,200 YOU'RE IDEA OF ROUGHING IT IS WHEN THEY DELIVER CHINESE FOOD 169 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:35,400 WITHOUT THE FORTUNE COOKIES. 170 00:08:35,400 --> 00:08:38,600 DAD, YOU SMELL THAT? HEH. [SNIFFS] 171 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:41,033 OH, IT SMELLS LIKE A CHALLENGE. 172 00:08:41,033 --> 00:08:44,367 [SNIFFS] WITH A HINT OF QUESTIONING OUR MANHOOD. 173 00:08:44,367 --> 00:08:47,200 YOU KNOW, WE COULD ROUGH IT IF WE WANTED TO. 174 00:08:47,200 --> 00:08:49,934 IT'S JUST, WE DON'T. BECAUSE... 175 00:08:49,934 --> 00:08:52,700 THERE'S NO WILDERNESS AROUND HERE. 176 00:08:52,700 --> 00:08:54,967 OH, WELL, WE CAN CAMP ON THE TERRACE. 177 00:08:54,967 --> 00:08:57,200 TERRACE? HEH. ONE NIGHT OUT THERE 178 00:08:57,200 --> 00:09:00,133 MIGHT AS WELL BE AN EPISODE OF SURVIVOR FOR YOU TWO. 179 00:09:00,133 --> 00:09:02,400 OH, YEAH? WE COULD SPEND ONE... 2. 180 00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:04,300 3 NIGHTS ON THE TERRACE. 181 00:09:04,300 --> 00:09:06,133 OR EVEN A WHOLE WEEK. UH, 182 00:09:06,133 --> 00:09:08,600 I THINK 3 NIGHTS WILL DO IT, BUDDY. 183 00:09:09,667 --> 00:09:12,567 OK, CAMPERS, 3 NIGHTS ON THE TERRACE-- 184 00:09:12,567 --> 00:09:14,700 YOU COME INSIDE, YOU LOSE. 185 00:09:14,700 --> 00:09:16,400 YOU ARE ON. YEAH. 186 00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:17,700 FINE, BOYS. 187 00:09:17,700 --> 00:09:20,567 ENJOY EVERYTHING MOTHER NATURE HAS TO OFFER. 188 00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:26,133 [HELICOPTER WHIRRING] 189 00:09:26,133 --> 00:09:29,300 Man: YOU THERE ON THE TERRACE, HAVE YOU SEEN A STOCKY MALE, 190 00:09:29,300 --> 00:09:32,133 LATE THIRTIES, RUNNING WITH A SACK FULL OF MONEY? 191 00:09:32,133 --> 00:09:33,400 NO! 192 00:09:33,400 --> 00:09:35,300 ARE YOU LOCKED OUT? 193 00:09:35,300 --> 00:09:36,500 NO! 194 00:09:36,500 --> 00:09:39,800 HAS YOUR MANHOOD BEEN CALLED INTO QUESTION? 195 00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:41,500 YES! YES! 196 00:09:41,500 --> 00:09:44,100 HANG IN THERE, GUYS. 197 00:09:51,100 --> 00:09:52,300 ANYBODY? 198 00:09:53,500 --> 00:09:54,867 ANYBODY? 199 00:09:57,467 --> 00:10:01,000 THANK YOU, DR. EVILINI. THAT WOULD BE THE LITHUANIAN LETHAL LAMP, 200 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:03,600 KNOWN FOR THEIR ANACONDA-LIKE ELECTRICAL CORDS. 201 00:10:03,600 --> 00:10:06,700 EXCELLENT. SO, EVERYONE BEWARE! 202 00:10:06,700 --> 00:10:08,567 [CACKLES] 203 00:10:08,567 --> 00:10:10,400 THAT SOUNDED SCARY. 204 00:10:11,767 --> 00:10:13,200 TOPNOTCH, RUSSO. 205 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:15,667 YOU REALLY HAVE A GRASP ON VENOMOUS FURNITURE. 206 00:10:15,667 --> 00:10:17,600 DON'T YOU AGREE, CLASS? 207 00:10:17,600 --> 00:10:19,300 NICE JOB. 208 00:10:19,300 --> 00:10:23,400 WHAT? ONLY ONE BAR IN THE WIZARD WORLD? THIS STINKS. 209 00:10:24,900 --> 00:10:27,500 I'LL TAKE THAT. OH... 210 00:10:27,500 --> 00:10:30,867 FEEL FREE TO ADD YOUR NUMBER, SO WE DON'T LOSE TOUCH-- YEAH, OK. 211 00:10:32,033 --> 00:10:34,367 [CHUCKLING] 212 00:10:36,834 --> 00:10:39,400 WHAT'S WITH YOU AND THE TINY STUFF? 213 00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:41,900 OH, I COME FROM A FAMILY OF GIANTS, 214 00:10:41,900 --> 00:10:43,967 BUT I'M KIND OF THE RUNT OF THE LITTER, 215 00:10:43,967 --> 00:10:47,100 SO MOM AND DAD SORT OF HAVE ME WITH MINIATURE THINGS 216 00:10:47,100 --> 00:10:49,667 SO MY SELF-ESTEEM DOESN'T GET BRUISED. 217 00:10:49,667 --> 00:10:51,834 AND YOU'RE OK WITH THAT? 218 00:10:51,834 --> 00:10:53,100 UH, SURE, 219 00:10:53,100 --> 00:10:55,500 EXCEPT THIS TINY UNDERWEAR RIDES UP A LOT. 220 00:11:00,567 --> 00:11:01,967 I'M HUGH, 221 00:11:01,967 --> 00:11:03,600 HUGH NORMOUS. 222 00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:05,600 NOT REALLY. 223 00:11:07,233 --> 00:11:09,834 THAT NEW GUY JUSTIN IS PRETTY COOL, HUH? 224 00:11:09,834 --> 00:11:12,300 YEAH, THE COOLEST. WATCH THIS. 225 00:11:12,300 --> 00:11:16,400 Dr. Evilini: NOT ONLY IS IT KNOWN FOR ITS HIGHLY VENOMOUS VAPORS, 226 00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:19,000 IT ALSO ENGULFS ITS VICTIMS. 227 00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:24,700 UH, THAT WOULD BE THE BRUSH ROMINE BEANBAG CHAIR. 228 00:11:24,700 --> 00:11:27,100 IMPRESSIVE, RUSSO. 229 00:11:41,133 --> 00:11:43,400 "LOVE, ALEX." 230 00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:45,500 YEAH. HEH. 231 00:11:45,500 --> 00:11:48,700 MISS RUSSO, I GET THE FEELING 232 00:11:48,700 --> 00:11:53,200 YOU'RE TOO UNDISCIPLINED TO APPRECIATE WHAT WIZ TECH HAS TO OFFER. 233 00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:55,033 AND I GET THE FEELING 234 00:11:55,033 --> 00:11:58,033 THAT YOU PEOPLE HERE AT WIZ TECH DON'T GET ME. 235 00:12:00,300 --> 00:12:03,200 PERHAPS THIS WILL GET YOUR ATTENTION. 236 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:12,700 OW! THOSE "J"s ARE LIKE FISHHOOKS. 237 00:12:13,867 --> 00:12:17,667 SUMMER HAS JUST BEGUN, RUSSO. 238 00:12:24,967 --> 00:12:28,200 HEY, JUSTIN, HOW DID YOU LIKE MY EXPLODING NOTE? 239 00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:32,033 I THOUGHT IT WAS A BLAST. HEH HEH HEH! 240 00:12:32,033 --> 00:12:33,967 WELL, NO ONE ELSE DID. MESSING WITH ME 241 00:12:33,967 --> 00:12:36,000 DIDN'T TURN OUT LIKE YOU THOUGHT, DID IT? 242 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,867 EVERYONE AROUND HERE THINKS I'M COOL 243 00:12:37,867 --> 00:12:39,700 AND THEY THINK YOU'RE A LOSER. 244 00:12:39,700 --> 00:12:42,734 A LOSER? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? PEOPLE LOVE HANGING OUT WITH ME. 245 00:12:42,734 --> 00:12:44,600 HEY, WHO WANTS TO HAVE LUNCH WITH ME? 246 00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:47,200 [STUDENTS BOO] 247 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:50,200 I'LL HAVE LUNCH WITH YOU. 248 00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:52,867 I HOPE YOU LIKE BABY CORN, BABY CARROTS, 249 00:12:52,867 --> 00:12:55,200 AND TINY MUGS OF JUICE. 250 00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:57,900 YEAH, HAVE FUN WITH THE REALLY TINY GIANT. 251 00:12:59,834 --> 00:13:02,934 OH, YEAH? WELL, LET'S SEE HOW BIG MAN ON CAMPUS FITS IN WITH THIS. 252 00:13:02,934 --> 00:13:05,400 FROM YOUR CHIN TO YOUR TOES, AN ELEPHANT TRUNK GROWS. 253 00:13:08,567 --> 00:13:10,400 RUSSO! 254 00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:17,600 UM, THAT REALLY WASN'T MEANT FOR YOU. SORRY. 255 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,400 BUT CLEARLY, THIS IS MEANT FOR ME. 256 00:13:26,300 --> 00:13:28,367 [STUDENTS LAUGHING] 257 00:13:37,100 --> 00:13:39,567 GOT ANY 4s? GO FISH. 258 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,667 YOU GOT ANY 2s? 259 00:13:42,667 --> 00:13:45,000 [WINGS FLAPPING] GO FISH. 260 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:47,600 [BIRDS COOING] 261 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:56,200 I AIN'T FISHING IN THAT POND. 262 00:14:05,967 --> 00:14:09,300 I'VE SUMMONED JUSTIN RUSSO AS YOU REQUESTED, DR. EVILINI. 263 00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:23,500 AHEM. UH, YOU WANTED TO SEE ME? 264 00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:25,667 YES. PICK UP THAT PEDADDLE. 265 00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:27,700 UH, WHY? 266 00:14:28,900 --> 00:14:31,133 OOH! OOH! WHAT? WHA... 267 00:14:31,133 --> 00:14:33,100 JUST AS I THOUGHT-- 268 00:14:33,100 --> 00:14:37,000 IT HAS BEEN WRITTEN THAT GREAT TWELVEBALL PLAYERS TURN INTO GREAT WIZARDS, 269 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:39,200 AND YOU JUST MIGHT BE ONE. 270 00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:41,300 [CACKLES] 271 00:14:41,300 --> 00:14:43,300 WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT? 272 00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:46,467 UH, TWELVEBALL? WHAT'S TWELVEBALL? IT LOOKS LIKE PING PONG. 273 00:14:46,467 --> 00:14:48,400 OH, IT'S NOTHING LIKE PING PONG. 274 00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:51,500 THESE BALLS ARE ADDED ONE BY ONE 275 00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:54,700 WITH THE OBJECTIVE OF 12 BEING PLAYED SIMULTANEOUSLY. 276 00:14:54,700 --> 00:14:57,200 ONLY ONE STUDENT HAS EVER REACHED 11 BALLS 277 00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:59,800 HERE AT WIZ TECH. WHO'S THAT? 278 00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:02,500 JERKO PHOENIX. YOU'LL MEET HIM... 279 00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:04,767 IN DUE TIME, MY BOY. 280 00:15:04,767 --> 00:15:07,500 DUE TIME! [CACKLES] 281 00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:10,500 OOH. THAT SOUNDED MYSTERIOUS. 282 00:15:10,500 --> 00:15:13,500 WHAT DO YOU SAY? ARE YOU UP TO IT? 283 00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:16,033 I AM. I AM UP TO THE CHALLENGE. 284 00:15:16,033 --> 00:15:19,200 [CACKLES AND COUGHS] 285 00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:22,400 [RASPY VOICE] AHEM. GONNA GET SOME WATER. 286 00:15:26,033 --> 00:15:28,200 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 287 00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:30,100 ♪ NOW I FEEL IT ♪ 288 00:15:30,100 --> 00:15:32,200 ♪ NOW I FEEL IT ♪ 289 00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:33,667 ♪ NOW I FEEL IT ♪ 290 00:15:33,667 --> 00:15:35,900 ♪ NOW I FEEL IT ♪ 291 00:15:39,967 --> 00:15:41,900 ♪ AIN'T WE PERFECT NOW? ♪ 292 00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:43,500 ♪ AIN'T WE PERFECT NOW? ♪ 293 00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:45,567 ♪ AIN'T WE PERFECT NOW? ♪ 294 00:15:45,567 --> 00:15:47,600 ♪ AIN'T WE PERFECT NOW? ♪ 295 00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:49,400 ♪ AIN'T WE PERFECT NOW? ♪ 296 00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:51,500 ♪ AIN'T WE PERFECT? ♪ 297 00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:53,500 ♪ AIN'T WE PERFECT NOW? ♪ 298 00:15:53,500 --> 00:15:55,567 ♪ AIN'T WE PERFECT NOW? ♪ 299 00:15:55,567 --> 00:15:57,367 ♪ AIN'T WE PERFECT NOW? ♪ 300 00:15:57,367 --> 00:15:59,100 ♪ AIN'T WE PERFECT? ♪ 301 00:15:59,100 --> 00:16:01,800 ♪ AIN'T WE PERFECT NOW... ♪ 302 00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:04,500 WOW. WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? 303 00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:06,767 HE'S THE BEST I'VE EVER SEEN. OHH... 304 00:16:06,767 --> 00:16:09,100 THIS IS THE WORST BEST FRIEND EVER. 305 00:16:09,100 --> 00:16:11,300 W-WAIT UP, ALEX. 306 00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:16,400 MR. RUSSO, IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO TAKE ON 307 00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:19,000 THE VERY BEST TWELVEBALL PLAYER HERE AT WIZ TECH 308 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:20,867 IN A NONBINDING SCRIMMAGE. 309 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:34,600 JUSTIN RUSSO, MEET-- JERKO PHOENIX. 310 00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:37,467 JERKO? THAT MUST BE A TOUGH NAME TO GROW UP WITH. 311 00:16:37,467 --> 00:16:39,367 YOU KNOW, I HAD A COUSIN WHOSE NAME WAS KIM. 312 00:16:39,367 --> 00:16:42,500 WELL, KIM WAS A GUY, SO I'M SURE YOU CAN IMAGINE PEOPLE-- 313 00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:44,800 ENOUGH! 314 00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:46,100 I'M HERE TO WARN YOU 315 00:16:46,100 --> 00:16:49,500 THAT I PLAN ON WINNING THE TITLE OF MR. TWELVEBALL. 316 00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:54,300 WHAT'S UP WITH YOUR EYE? 317 00:16:54,300 --> 00:16:55,967 TWELVEBALL ACCIDENT? 318 00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:59,767 THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH MY EYE. 319 00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:04,300 THIS GETS ME OUT OF WEARING THOSE STUPID GLASSES. 320 00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:17,100 [THUNDER] 321 00:17:17,100 --> 00:17:18,667 MMM. 322 00:17:23,033 --> 00:17:24,800 [THUNDER] 323 00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:26,900 [GASPS] 324 00:17:26,900 --> 00:17:29,900 IT'S BEEN RAINING ALL NIGHT, AND THEY'RE EATING WEEDS AGAIN. 325 00:17:29,900 --> 00:17:32,200 THAT'S IT. GAME OVER. 326 00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:36,567 YEAH. 327 00:17:36,567 --> 00:17:37,900 HEH. 328 00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:42,467 HELP! MOUSE! 329 00:17:42,467 --> 00:17:44,000 JERRY! HELP! 330 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,467 MOM, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? WHAT HAPPENED? 331 00:17:45,467 --> 00:17:48,000 I SAW A RAT. IT'S UNDER THE COUCH. 332 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,934 I SAW A RAT. A RAT? 333 00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:57,567 YOU GUYS, HELP! NOW! 334 00:17:58,867 --> 00:18:00,967 UH...HYAH. 335 00:18:02,467 --> 00:18:03,700 UH... 336 00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:07,834 IT'S UNDER THE...OK. 337 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,200 AAH! 338 00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:15,233 WELL, THE TAIL LOOKS LIKE A-- 339 00:18:15,233 --> 00:18:17,500 A RAT, JERRY. IT'S A RAT. 340 00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:19,200 OH. 341 00:18:20,967 --> 00:18:23,834 THAT'S IT. Y-YOU GUYS CAN'T STAY OUT THERE ANYMORE. 342 00:18:23,834 --> 00:18:26,867 YOU GUYS WIN. I NEED YOU IN HERE. 343 00:18:26,867 --> 00:18:28,000 THANKS. 344 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,000 MAX, CAMPING TRIP IS OVER. 345 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,100 WE GOTTA BE IN HERE TO PROTECT OUR LITTLE LADY. 346 00:18:32,100 --> 00:18:34,600 YOU KNOW HOW WEAK WOMEN CAN BE. 347 00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:36,767 DON'T PUSH IT. SORRY. 348 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:44,000 OH! I--I GOTTA PUT THIS LITTLE GUY BACK IN HIS NATURAL HABITAT-- 349 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,600 THE SUBWAY. 350 00:18:47,133 --> 00:18:50,367 HEY, MOM, THAT WAS REALLY A POTATO, WASN'T IT? 351 00:18:50,367 --> 00:18:51,867 YEAH. 352 00:18:51,867 --> 00:18:54,600 DO YOU HAVE ANY MORE? 'CAUSE I'M STARVING. 353 00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:56,600 SURE, BABY. HOW DO YOU WANT YOUR RAT? 354 00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:58,100 MASHED OR FRIED? 355 00:19:09,734 --> 00:19:12,133 [THUD] [WHISPERING] Shh! 356 00:19:14,100 --> 00:19:15,400 [THUD] 357 00:19:16,700 --> 00:19:18,367 [THUDDING] 358 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,500 [SIGHS] This door is locked, too? 359 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,934 YES, I AM. 360 00:19:29,934 --> 00:19:32,000 [HUMMING] 361 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,300 ALEX... 362 00:19:34,300 --> 00:19:37,033 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? IT'S BATH NIGHT. 363 00:19:38,100 --> 00:19:41,667 OH, JUST CHITCHATTING WITH THE DOOR. 364 00:19:41,667 --> 00:19:44,200 HEY, JUSTIN, YOU KNOW THE PORTAL KEY DAD GAVE YOU? 365 00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:46,133 I NEED IT. I WANT TO SEND SOMETHING HOME. 366 00:19:46,133 --> 00:19:48,000 OH, OK. 367 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,200 WAIT. 368 00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:51,033 WHY DO YOU HAVE YOUR SUITCASE? 369 00:19:51,033 --> 00:19:54,467 UM, I JUST WANT MOM TO DO SOME LAUNDRY FOR ME. 370 00:19:54,467 --> 00:19:57,000 HEY, YOU'RE TRYING TO SEND YOURSELF HOME. 371 00:19:57,000 --> 00:20:00,000 OK, SO, WHAT DO YOU CARE? YOU LOVE ALL THE WORK IN THIS PLACE? 372 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,800 I CAN'T STAND IT. I'M OUT OF HERE. 373 00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:03,967 ALEX, YOU CAN'T LEAVE. 374 00:20:03,967 --> 00:20:06,000 OH, YEAH? WATCH ME. 375 00:20:07,667 --> 00:20:10,400 MAILIS SPONTANEIS RUSSO HOME. 376 00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:12,734 ALEX... 377 00:20:15,300 --> 00:20:17,300 HERE, HUGH. 378 00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:19,300 I DO APPRECIATE THE HELP WITH THE MAIL. 379 00:20:19,300 --> 00:20:22,300 OH, YOU'RE WELCOME. BUT IT'S A LITTLE LONELY. 380 00:20:22,300 --> 00:20:25,367 I WISH MY NEW FRIEND ALEX WOULD DROP BY ONCE IN A WHILE. 381 00:20:28,367 --> 00:20:31,200 HEY, EVERYBODY! I'M HO...SED. 382 00:20:32,767 --> 00:20:34,500 ALEX! Justin: ALEX! 383 00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:36,400 ALL MAIL GOES THROUGH DR. EVILINI. 384 00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:38,200 I GUESS YOU KNOW THAT NOW. 385 00:20:39,867 --> 00:20:42,600 ALEX RUSSO... TRYING TO RUN AWAY 386 00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:46,133 INSTEAD OF FACING UP TO THE CHALLENGES OF WIZ TECH... 387 00:20:46,133 --> 00:20:50,233 I CAN SEE I'M GOING TO HAVE TO PULL OUT THE OLD DISCIPLINE BUCKET. 388 00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:54,900 THE WHO? 389 00:21:00,066 --> 00:21:01,867 [SIGHS] 390 00:21:01,867 --> 00:21:05,100 OH, SHE WASN'T KIDDING. THERE REALLY IS A DISCIPLINE BUCKET. 391 00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:08,200 I HATE THIS PLACE. 392 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,400 KEEP SCRUBBING. 393 00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:15,100 ARE YOU SURE YOU'VE GOT THE MESSAGE? 394 00:21:15,100 --> 00:21:17,100 YES. 395 00:21:17,100 --> 00:21:19,800 GOOD. THEN TAKE IT STRAIGHT TO MY MOTHER. 396 00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:22,033 SHE'LL FINALLY BE PROUD OF ME. 397 00:21:22,033 --> 00:21:25,834 NOW, GO, MESSENGER FISH. FLOP LIKE THE WIND! 398 00:21:25,834 --> 00:21:27,667 OW, OW, OW, OW, 399 00:21:27,667 --> 00:21:29,900 OW, OW, OW, OW, OW. 400 00:21:29,900 --> 00:21:32,767 HEY, I JUST SCRUBBED THERE. 401 00:21:32,767 --> 00:21:34,233 DEAR MAMA, 402 00:21:34,233 --> 00:21:37,500 AFTER THE TWELVEBALL TOURNAMENT REVEALS THE BEST YOUNG WIZARD, 403 00:21:37,500 --> 00:21:40,934 I WILL DRAIN THAT WIZARD'S POWERS AND TAKE THEM FOR MYSELF, 404 00:21:40,934 --> 00:21:44,000 MAKING ME THE MOST POWERFUL WIZARD EVER! 405 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,400 LOVE, MARY BETH EVILINI. 406 00:21:48,767 --> 00:21:51,100 JUSTIN'S GONNA GET HIS POWERS DRAINED. 407 00:21:51,100 --> 00:21:53,233 ♪ DUN, DUN, DUN ♪ 408 00:21:53,233 --> 00:21:55,800 OHH. THIS PLACE IS A FREAK SHOW. 409 00:21:58,600 --> 00:21:59,767 ALEX: OK LETS REVIEW... 410 00:21:59,767 --> 00:22:01,500 THEY'VE ACCEPTED ME FOR SUMMER BOARDING SCHOOL. 411 00:22:01,500 --> 00:22:03,567 PLEASE DON'T TELL ME HE JUST GAVE YOU AN IDEA. 412 00:22:03,567 --> 00:22:05,200 MOM, DAD, PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME STAY. 413 00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:06,867 YEAH, PLEASE DON'T MAKE HER STAY. 414 00:22:06,867 --> 00:22:08,300 TRYING TO RUN AWAY 415 00:22:08,300 --> 00:22:11,000 INSTEAD OF FACING UP TO THE CHALLENGES OF WIZ TECH... 416 00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:16,200 IT HAS BEEN WRITTEN THAT GREAT TWELVEBALL PLAYERS TURN INTO GREAT WIZARDS. 417 00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:19,000 WOW. HE'S THE BEST I'VE EVER SEEN. 418 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,200 JUSTIN'S GONNA GET HIS POWERS DRAINED. 419 00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:23,600 SO, EVERYONE BEWARE! [CACKLES] 28717

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