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ALL RIGHT, MY LITTLE HISTORY
WRANGLERS, ENOUGH RUCKUS.
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LET'S START OFF THURSDAY'S CLASS
LIKE WE ALWAYS DO,
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WITH AN ORAL POP QUIZ.
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OH, MY GOSH.
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IT'S THE THURSDAY POP QUIZ
WE HAVE EVERY THURSDAY.
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I'M TOTALLY
CAUGHT OFF GUARD.
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IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER...
WENDY BOTT, YOU'RE UP.
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THE FRENCH AND INDIAN WAR WAS
FOUGHT BY 3 GROUPS OF PEOPLE.
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NAME 2 OF THEM.
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UM...
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THE FRENCH
WAS ONE FOR SURE,
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AND THE OTHER ONE...
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I'M JUST GONNA
GUESS. INDIANS?
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[RINGING]
EXCELLENT!
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NELLIE RODRIGUEZ,
YOU'RE UP.
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THE WAR OF 1812
STARTED IN WHAT YEAR?
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OH, MY GOSH.
I STUDIED FOR THIS ONE.
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UH...1812?
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[RINGING]
ANOTHER WINNER!
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ALEX RUSSO.
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THE MONROE DOCTRINE--
WHAT IS IT, WHEN WAS IT PASSED,
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AND PLEASE GIVE A 2-MINUTE
ARGUMENT DEFENDING IT.
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WHA...HOLD ON.
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THE OTHER 2 QUESTIONS
HAD THE ANSWERS IN THEM.
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MY QUESTION
IS SUPPOSED TO BE--
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"THE MONROE DOCTRINE.
WHOSE DOCTRINE IS IT?"
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I'D SAY MONROE,
AND YOU'D SAY,
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"YIPPEE-DILLY-WILLY,
WAY TO GO, LITTLE FILLY."
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[INAUDIBLE]
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OH, ALEX, YOU ARE DEFINITELY
NOT YOUR BROTHER JUSTIN.
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NO, I'M NOT. I'M CUTER
AND MORE FUN TO TALK TO,
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AND I DON'T HAVE DENTAL
FLOSS ON A KEY CHAIN.
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YEAH? WELL, I DO.
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JUSTIN MADE IT FOR ME.
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AH, JUSTIN.
THOSE WERE THE DAYS.
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CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?
HE'S COMPARING ME TO JUSTIN.
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I KNOW. IT IS SO HARD
TO LIVE UP TO JUSTIN.
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HE'S SMART AND HANDSOME,
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AND HE HAS
THE HEALTHIEST GUMS.
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OK, I GET IT.
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HE FLOSSES. LET'S
MAKE HIM PRESIDENT.
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♪ WELL, YOU KNOW EVERYTHING'S
GONNA BE A BREEZE ♪
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♪ THAT THE END WILL NO DOUBT
JUSTIFY THE MEANS ♪
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♪ I CAN FIX ANY PROBLEM
WITH THE SLIGHTEST OF EASE ♪
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♪ YES, PLEASE ♪
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♪ WELL, YOU MIGHT FIND OUT
IT'LL GO TO YOUR HEAD ♪
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♪ WHEN YOU WRITE A REPORT
ON A BOOK YOU NEVER READ ♪
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♪ WITH A SNAP OF YOUR FINGERS,
YOU CAN MAKE YOUR BED ♪
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♪ THAT'S WHAT I SAID ♪
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♪ EVERYTHING IS NOT
WHAT IT SEEMS ♪
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♪ WHEN YOU CAN GET ALL YOU
WANTED IN YOUR WILDEST DREAMS ♪
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♪ YOU MIGHT RUN INTO TROUBLE
IF YOU GO TO EXTREMES ♪
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♪ BECAUSE EVERYTHING
IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS ♪
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♪ EVERYTHING IS NOT
WHAT IT SEEMS ♪
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♪ WHEN YOU CAN HAVE WHAT YOU
WANT BY THE SIMPLEST OF MEANS ♪
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♪ BE CAREFUL NOT TO MESS
WITH THE BALANCE OF THINGS ♪
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♪ BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS NOT ♪
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♪ WHAT IT SEEMS ♪
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HOW WAS SCHOOL TODAY?
WAIT. LET ME GUESS.
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WHO GOT IN TROUBLE?
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WELL...
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I GOT A HARD QUIZ QUESTION
BECAUSE OF JUSTIN,
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GOT IN TROUBLE
BECAUSE OF JUSTIN,
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AND GOT RECRUITED
BY THE MATH TEAM
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BECAUSE OF JUSTIN.
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WHAT ARE YOU
SMILING ABOUT?
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I HAVE HAD A MUCH
MORE PRODUCTIVE DAY
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THAN I REALIZED.
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OK, TODAY'S LESSON
IS ABOUT GENIES.
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OH, I KNOW A GENIE--
GENIE KOWALSKI.
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GENIES DO NOT
LIKE IT
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WHEN YOU FLICK THEM
IN THE EAR.
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THAT'S LESSON
NUMBER ONE.
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NO, LESSON NUMBER ONE
IS LEAVE THAT GIRL ALONE.
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SHE'S BIGGER THAN YOU.
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AND LESSON NUMBER 2
IS ABOUT GENIES
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THAT LIVE IN A LAMP.
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AND THEY ARE THE CON ARTISTS
OF THE WIZARD WORLD.
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CON ARTISTS?
I THOUGHT THEY WERE
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SUPPOSED TO GRANT YOU
3 WISHES.
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THEY DO, BUT THEY
TAKE YOUR WISH,
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AND THEY TWIST IT AROUND
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INTO SOMETHING YOU WISH
YOU NEVER WISHED FOR.
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IS ALEX A GENIE?
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[LAUGHTER]
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NO. SHE'S JUST
YOUR OLDER SISTER.
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BUT GOOD, MAX,
YOU UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT.
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WELL, NO GENIE
CAN TRICK ME.
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I'D MAKE THEM WISH
THAT THEY NEVER MET ME.
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A GENIE
TO WISH YOU'D NEVER MET YOU.
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SO, ARE WE GOING TO TAKE
THIS GENIE OUT OR WHAT?
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TUT TUT TUT.
YOU CAN'T TAKE
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THE GENIES OUT OF THEIR LAMPS
BECAUSE THEY'RE TRICKY.
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ONCE YOU GET THEM OUT,
IT'S HARD TO GET THEM BACK IN.
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ALEX, THIS WAS ALL
IN THE HANDOUT,
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WHICH YOU OBVIOUSLY
DIDN'T READ.
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WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE
LIKE YOUR BROTHER?
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BECAUSE I DON'T WANT
TO GROW OLD ALONE.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
SO WE'RE GETTING
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A GENIE LESSON
WITHOUT SEEING A GENIE?
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NO. THE GENIE'S NOT COMING
OUT OF THE LAMP.
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WE'RE GOING INTO THE LAMP.
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COME ON. JUSTIN,
TAKE US IN.
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WE'RE NOW SMALL
AND TEENY-WEENY.
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TAKE US INSIDE
TO SEE THE GENIE.
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OH, CHRISTMAS CAROLERS.
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IT'S A LITTLE EARLY,
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BUT WHO DOESN'T LOVE
A LITTLE "JINGLE BELL ROCK"?
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HIT IT, BOYS!
A 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4!
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UH...HI.
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WE'RE NOT CAROLERS.
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WE'RE ON A FIELD TRIP.
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I'M JUST SHOWING
THESE YOUNG WIZARDS
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WHAT A GENIE LOOKS LIKE
IN ITS NATURAL HABITAT.
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OH. I'M SORRY.
I WASN'T EXPECTING COMPANY.
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I DON'T HAVE
ENOUGH FOOD--
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TO MAKE DINNER
FOR ALL OF US.
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BUT I KNOW
THIS AMAZING PIZZERIA--
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EVERYBODY LIKES PIZZA, RIGHT?--
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ON 86th AND COLUMBUS
WITH A TOPPING BAR.
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A TOPPING BAR?
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HOW'S THAT FOR A TOPPER?
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THAT SOUNDS GREAT.
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
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LET'S.
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WE ARE NOW SMALL
AND TEENY-WEENY BUT INSTEAD--
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SEE THAT, DAD.
SHE THOUGHT A GENIE
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WOULDN'T
OUTSMART HER,
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AND SHE ALMOST
SET HER FREE.
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HELLO. I WAS ABOUT TO PUT
MY HAND OVER MY OWN MOUTH.
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THIS IS WHY
I BROUGHT YOU HERE--
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TO SHOW YOU HOW TRICKY
GENIES CAN BE.
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THAT'S RIGHT. GENIES
CAN BE VERY TRICKY.
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HEY, LET'S GO TALK
ABOUT IT OVER A LATTE.
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THERE'S THIS PLACE
IN BROOKLYN
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THAT MAKES THESE LATTES
WITH BASIL IN THEM.
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OOH...BASIL LATTES.
THAT SOUNDS GREAT.
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WHY DON'T YOU GET YOUR
JACKET, AND WE'LL GO?
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YES!
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SEE THAT? I JUST
OUTSMARTED THE GENIE.
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NOW LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
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AND I JUST FOUND OUT
THERE'S A PIZZERIA
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WITH A TOPPING BAR.
TAKE US OUT.
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WE ARE NOW SMALL
AND TEENY-WEENY.
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WE ARE DONE
VISITING THE GENIE.
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OH. IT'S YOU.
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I WAS JUST IN THE MIDDLE
OF SNAKING MY DRAIN.
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OK. THANK YOU
FOR RUBBING MY LAMP.
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I KNOW YOU HAVE A LOT
OF CHOICES IN LAMPS,
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AND I APPRECIATE
YOU CHOOSING MINE.
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YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND.
YOU'RE ENTITLED TO 3 WISHES.
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BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. NOT VALID
IN VERMONT OR CONNECTICUT.
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OK. I WISH PEOPLE
WOULD STOP
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COMPARING ME
TO JUSTIN.
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OH. YOUR OLDER BROTHER?
HE SEEMS REALLY SHARP.
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I'M GLAD HE'S NOT
MY BROTHER.
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I COULD NEVER
LIVE IN THAT SHADOW.
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THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
LET'S GET TO THE WISH.
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OK.
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ISN'T THAT
THE MACARENA?
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HOLA.
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YEAH. THEY STOLE IT
FROM US.
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[DING]
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OK. YOU'RE GOOD.
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YOU WILL NO LONGER BE
COMPARED TO YOUR BROTHER.
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SO...YOU PROBABLY HEARD
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GENIES ARE ALWAYS
TRYING TO SNEAK OFF.
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YOU CAN'T SNEAK OFF
IF I'M LETTING YOU GO.
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YOU'RE LETTING ME GO?
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SURE. GO ON.
I GOT MY WISH.
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[BELL RINGS]
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CLASS IS STARTING.
BEAT IT.
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THANK YOU.
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NO. THANK YOU.
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OK, MY WILY COYOTES...
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IT'S TIME FOR A SURPRISE
THURSDAY POP QUIZ...
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ON FRIDAY.
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ALEX RUSSO.
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HERE WE GO.
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NAME 2 OF THE 3 PEOPLE
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WHO WERE ON THE LEWIS
AND CLARK EXPEDITION,
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WHICH ALSO FEATURED
SACAGAWEA.
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DID YOU JUST GIVE ME
ALL 3 ANSWERS?
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NO FAIR. I'M NOT
GIVING HINTS.
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OK. THEN I'M GOING TO SAY
LEWIS AND CLARK...
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AND SACAGAWEA.
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WOW! 3 OUT OF 3.
AND I ONLY ASKED FOR 2.
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I THINK WE HAVE A WINNER.
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[RINGING]
ACTUALLY...
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LET'S LET ALEX
RING THE BELL.
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[RINGING]
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IS THERE SOMEBODY
YOU WANT TO COMPARE ME TO?
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NO.
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THANK YOU, GENIE.
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[RINGING]
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CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
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HE DIDN'T ASK ME
SOME RIDICULOUS QUESTION
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THAT ONLY JUSTIN WOULD
KNOW THE ANSWER TO.
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WHO'S JUSTIN?
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN
"WHO'S JUSTIN"?
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HEY, JUSTIN.
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ALEX, THE WEIRDEST THING
JUST HAPPENED TO ME.
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I GOT KICKED OUT
OF CHEMISTRY
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BECAUSE I WASN'T
ON THE CLASS LIST,
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AND I TOLD MISS REAPER
IT HAD TO BE A MISTAKE.
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I'VE BEEN THERE
ALL SEMESTER,
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BUT SHE STILL
DIDN'T REMEMBER ME.
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OH...THAT IS WEIRD.
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YOU'D THINK SHE'D
REMEMBER THE STUDENT
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THAT CAME UP WITH
THE PERIODIC ELEMENTS SONG.
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♪ HYDROGEN, THEN HELIUM ♪
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♪ LITHIUM, BERYLLIUM ♪
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♪ BORON ♪
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SPEAKING OF BORONS,
WHY DON'T YOU
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GO TELL YOUR FRIENDS
ABOUT YOUR BIG PROBLEM?
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FINE.
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THAT'S JUSTIN? THE NEW GUY
WHO'S H-O-T CUTE?
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NO, THE GUY
WHO'S MY BROTHER
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WHO'S V-E-R-Y DORKY.
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NO. YOU ONLY HAVE
ONE BROTHER.
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HIS NAME IS MAX.
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OH...MY...GOSH.
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HARPER, I'M GOING TO
CATCH UP WITH YOU LATER.
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FINE. BUT I CALL DIBS
ON THAT NEW JUSTIN GUY.
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I LIKED HIM FIRST.
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DIBS ACKNOWLEDGED.
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WE PLAYED VIDEOGAMES
TOGETHER...YESTERDAY.
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REMEMBER?
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I GOT OVEREXCITED
AND HYPERVENTILATED.
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YOUR MOM HAD TO
GET ME A BAG.
230
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SORRY, DUDE. GOOD LUCK
WITH WHATEVER.
231
00:09:58,133 --> 00:10:00,300
I DON'T HAVE
ANY FRIENDS.
232
00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:03,133
MY TEACHER
DOESN'T REMEMBER ME.
233
00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:05,967
WHAT DID YOU DO?
234
00:10:05,967 --> 00:10:07,500
WHY? JUST BECAUSE
SOMETHING
235
00:10:07,500 --> 00:10:09,133
COMPLETELY OUT OF
THE ORDINARY HAPPENS
236
00:10:09,133 --> 00:10:10,667
DOESN'T MEAN
I AUTOMATICALLY
237
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HAD SOMETHING
TO DO WITH IT.
238
00:10:12,233 --> 00:10:13,300
DID YOU HAVE SOMETHING
TO DO WITH IT?
239
00:10:13,300 --> 00:10:16,200
YES.
MMM!
240
00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:17,667
I MADE A WISH
WITH THE GENIE
241
00:10:17,667 --> 00:10:19,000
THAT EVERYONE WOULD STOP
COMPARING ME TO YOU.
242
00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:20,300
BUT I GUESS
SHE DID THAT
243
00:10:20,300 --> 00:10:21,567
BY MAKING EVERYONE
FORGET YOU.
244
00:10:21,567 --> 00:10:23,000
OK. WELL, YOU TELL
THAT GENIE
245
00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:24,100
YOU WISH EVERYONE
REMEMBERS ME AGAIN.
246
00:10:24,100 --> 00:10:26,000
I CAN'T.
I LET HER GO.
247
00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:27,700
THAT WAY, SHE
COULDN'T SNEAK OFF.
248
00:10:27,700 --> 00:10:29,500
OH, I GET IT.
IT'S KIND OF LIKE
249
00:10:29,500 --> 00:10:32,667
GIVING A BURGLAR YOUR MONEY
SO HE DOESN'T STEAL IT.
250
00:10:32,667 --> 00:10:35,567
LOOK, WHAT DO YOU
WANT ME TO DO?
251
00:10:35,567 --> 00:10:37,000
YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH.
252
00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:39,200
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO
GET DAD TO HELP US.
253
00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:42,467
HI. I'M JERRY, ALEX'S FATHER.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
254
00:10:44,834 --> 00:10:47,367
WE ALREADY MET!
255
00:10:47,367 --> 00:10:50,900
I DON'T THINK DAD'S
GOING TO HELP US.
256
00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:53,467
HEY, WHO'S
YOUR NEW FRIEND?
257
00:10:53,467 --> 00:10:57,300
HE'S CUTE. HE LOOKS A LITTLE
LIKE YOUR UNCLE ERNESTO.
258
00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:00,500
BUT--
259
00:11:00,500 --> 00:11:03,600
IT'S NOT JUST SCHOOL.
NO ONE REMEMBERS ME!
260
00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:05,100
LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE.
261
00:11:05,100 --> 00:11:07,767
I BET YOU DON'T HAVE TO
DO DISHES TONIGHT.
262
00:11:13,567 --> 00:11:15,400
OK, JUSTIN, I KNOW
THIS LOOKS BAD.
263
00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:16,834
NO ONE
REMEMBERS YOU.
264
00:11:16,834 --> 00:11:18,600
BUT I'LL FIX IT.
IN THE MEANTIME,
265
00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:19,667
THINK OF
ALL THE BENEFITS.
266
00:11:19,667 --> 00:11:22,233
YOU MEAN LIKE NOT HAVING
TO DO THE DISHES?
267
00:11:22,233 --> 00:11:24,834
I'D TRADE THAT FOR
MY PARENTS REMEMBERING ME!
268
00:11:26,467 --> 00:11:28,100
WHERE AM I SUPPOSED
TO SLEEP TONIGHT?
269
00:11:28,100 --> 00:11:30,233
I FELL ASLEEP
AT TABLE 5 ONE NIGHT.
270
00:11:30,233 --> 00:11:32,133
IT'S PRETTY COMFORTABLE.
271
00:11:33,934 --> 00:11:35,367
[BANGS HEAD]
272
00:11:35,367 --> 00:11:37,700
OK. FOLLOW MY LEAD.
273
00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:45,600
MOM...JUSTIN'S PARENTS
ARE OUT OF TOWN FOR A WEEK,
274
00:11:45,600 --> 00:11:48,300
AND HE DOESN'T HAVE
A PLACE TO STAY,
275
00:11:48,300 --> 00:11:50,967
AND HE LOST HIS KEY
WHEN HE TRIPPED,
276
00:11:50,967 --> 00:11:53,100
AND HE FELL DOWN
THE SUBWAY GRATE.
277
00:11:53,100 --> 00:11:54,700
OH, MY GOODNESS.
278
00:11:54,700 --> 00:11:56,367
WELL, JUSTIN,
279
00:11:56,367 --> 00:11:58,100
YOU'RE MORE THAN WELCOME
TO STAY WITH US
280
00:11:58,100 --> 00:11:59,567
UNTIL YOUR PARENTS
GET BACK.
281
00:11:59,567 --> 00:12:01,200
REALLY?
THANK YOU.
282
00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:03,667
SEE THAT?
PROBLEM SOLVED.
283
00:12:03,667 --> 00:12:05,200
YEAH.
EVERYTHING'S GREAT.
284
00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:08,300
IT'S JUST MY PARENTS
DON'T KNOW WHO I AM.
285
00:12:08,300 --> 00:12:09,900
HEY, MAX, DO...
286
00:12:09,900 --> 00:12:11,400
YOU STILL
REMEMBER ME, BUDDY?
287
00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:13,300
OF COURSE I DO.
288
00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:15,100
YOU DO?
289
00:12:15,100 --> 00:12:17,600
YES. YOU'RE UNCLE ERNESTO.
290
00:12:19,133 --> 00:12:21,300
I HAVE SEEN YOU
IN MOM'S PICTURES.
291
00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:27,767
ALEX, LOOK WHAT
I MADE IN ART CLASS.
292
00:12:27,767 --> 00:12:30,233
IT'S A BUST OF THAT
NEW KID JUSTIN.
293
00:12:30,233 --> 00:12:31,967
DO YOU THINK
HE'LL LIKE IT?
294
00:12:31,967 --> 00:12:33,600
I DON'T KNOW.
WHY DON'T YOU ASK HIM?
295
00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:35,233
OH, MY GOSH!
HE'S HERE!
296
00:12:35,233 --> 00:12:36,867
HOW DO I LOOK?
297
00:12:36,867 --> 00:12:39,233
BETTER THAN HIM.
298
00:12:39,233 --> 00:12:41,400
JUSTIN, LOOK WHO'S HERE.
299
00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:44,700
AND SHE MADE
SOMETHING NICE...ISH.
300
00:12:44,700 --> 00:12:46,300
UH, HEY, HARPER.
301
00:12:46,300 --> 00:12:49,500
YOU KNOW MY NAME.
302
00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:51,000
I MADE THIS FOR YOU.
303
00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:52,467
OH, THAT'S NOT
MY LIPSTICK
304
00:12:52,467 --> 00:12:53,867
ON THE CHEEK.
305
00:12:53,867 --> 00:12:57,300
THANKS, HARPER.
I'LL PUT IT IN MY ROOM.
306
00:12:57,300 --> 00:12:59,500
AS SOON AS MY PARENTS
GET BACK IN TOWN.
307
00:12:59,500 --> 00:13:00,700
OH, WHERE
ARE YOU STAYING?
308
00:13:00,700 --> 00:13:01,700
HERE.
309
00:13:01,700 --> 00:13:03,033
HE'S ALREADY
MOVED IN?
310
00:13:03,033 --> 00:13:05,967
YOU DO NOT RESPECT
THE CODE OF DIBS!
311
00:13:08,967 --> 00:13:12,767
HARPER MADE A BUST
OF UNCLE ERNESTO?
312
00:13:12,767 --> 00:13:14,400
IT'S ME!
313
00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:18,100
OH. HA HA.
THAT'S STILL WEIRD.
314
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,000
ALEX, WE HAVE TO
DO SOMETHING.
315
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,100
YOU KNOW...THEY
CAN'T FORGET YOU.
316
00:13:24,100 --> 00:13:25,600
YOU'RE
THEIR FIRSTBORN.
317
00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:27,467
MAYBE WE CAN JOG
THEIR MEMORY.
318
00:13:27,467 --> 00:13:30,734
UH, MR. RUSSO
AND MRS. RUSSO,
319
00:13:30,734 --> 00:13:32,100
SINCE I'LL BE STAYING,
IT WOULD BE RUDE
320
00:13:32,100 --> 00:13:33,500
IF I DIDN'T LET YOU
GET TO KNOW ME.
321
00:13:33,500 --> 00:13:35,400
SO, TELL US
ABOUT YOURSELF.
322
00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:38,000
UH, WELL, JUSTIN
LOVES SCHOOL.
323
00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:39,233
LOVES SCHOOL?
324
00:13:39,233 --> 00:13:42,100
WE NEVER HEAR THAT
AROUND HERE.
325
00:13:42,100 --> 00:13:46,200
AND I LOVE WATCHING SPORTS
WITH MY DAD. GO, METS.
326
00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:47,767
OOH, A METS FAN.
327
00:13:47,767 --> 00:13:49,233
YOU SHOULD HAVE
STARTED WITH THAT.
328
00:13:49,233 --> 00:13:50,600
JETS OR GIANTS?
329
00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:52,100
JETS.
330
00:13:52,100 --> 00:13:53,600
THERE IT IS!
331
00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,667
WELCOME TO
THE FAMILY, JUSTIN.
332
00:13:55,667 --> 00:13:58,400
JUSTIN IS
A GREAT CATCH.
333
00:13:58,400 --> 00:13:59,834
YOU SHOULD
GO OUT WITH HIM.
334
00:13:59,834 --> 00:14:01,600
EW. GROSS.
335
00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:03,734
THAT'S EXACTLY HOW
I FELT ABOUT YOUR FATHER
336
00:14:03,734 --> 00:14:05,200
WHEN I FIRST MET HIM,
337
00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:07,567
AND NOW HE'S
MY BIG CUDDLY BUG.
338
00:14:07,567 --> 00:14:10,400
EW. GROSSER.
339
00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:12,900
JUSTIN IS
A FINE YOUNG MAN.
340
00:14:12,900 --> 00:14:15,367
YOU SHOULD BE
MORE LIKE HIM.
341
00:14:17,033 --> 00:14:19,300
EVEN WHEN THEY
DON'T KNOW YOU,
342
00:14:19,300 --> 00:14:21,233
THEY WANT ME TO BE
MORE LIKE YOU.
343
00:14:21,233 --> 00:14:23,500
YOU CAN'T
WISH AWAY QUALITY.
344
00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:31,233
OK. HOW ARE YOU GOING
TO GET THE GENIE BACK?
345
00:14:31,233 --> 00:14:34,233
I DON'T KNOW. I'VE JUST BEEN
WRACKING MY BRAIN.
346
00:14:34,233 --> 00:14:36,367
I JUST WISH
THE GENIE WOULD SHOW UP.
347
00:14:36,367 --> 00:14:38,300
OH!
348
00:14:38,300 --> 00:14:40,400
WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
349
00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:42,233
YOU WISHED FOR
THE GENIE TO COME BACK,
350
00:14:42,233 --> 00:14:44,400
AND SHE CAME BACK.
351
00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:45,600
[DING]
352
00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:47,133
AND STUMBLING
ON THAT,
353
00:14:47,133 --> 00:14:49,100
YOU JUST USED
YOUR SECOND WISH.
354
00:14:49,100 --> 00:14:50,767
OK, ALEX, YOU HAVE
ONE WISH LEFT.
355
00:14:50,767 --> 00:14:52,600
CHOOSE YOUR WORDS
REALLY CAREFULLY.
356
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,100
I KNOW. I KNOW.
I WISH YOU'D STOP TELLING ME--
357
00:14:54,100 --> 00:14:56,233
OH, THAT'S NOT IT.
THAT'S NOT IT.
358
00:14:56,233 --> 00:14:58,767
I'M GOING TO
GET THIS RIGHT. OK?
359
00:14:58,767 --> 00:15:01,000
I WISH PEOPLE WOULD--
NO, NO, NO, NO.
360
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:04,033
I WISH JUSTIN WOULD BE--
NO, NO, NO.
361
00:15:04,033 --> 00:15:05,700
NO, YOU'LL WRECK THAT.
362
00:15:05,700 --> 00:15:08,734
I WISH MY FIRST WISH--
I WISH MY BROTHER--
363
00:15:08,734 --> 00:15:11,100
OOH, THIS IS
GONNA BE GOOD.
364
00:15:11,100 --> 00:15:12,567
OH, I GOT IT.
365
00:15:12,567 --> 00:15:14,900
HOLD UP.
LET ME HEAR IT.
366
00:15:14,900 --> 00:15:17,967
OK. I WISH EVERYONE WOULD SEE
JUSTIN CLEARLY FOR WHO HE IS.
367
00:15:17,967 --> 00:15:20,300
WAIT.
368
00:15:20,300 --> 00:15:21,734
THERE COULD BE
A PROBLEM
369
00:15:21,734 --> 00:15:24,233
IF YOU SAY
THE WORD...CLEARLY!
370
00:15:24,233 --> 00:15:25,400
[DING]
371
00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:27,934
AND THAT'S
MY TRIPLE PLAY.
372
00:15:27,934 --> 00:15:29,567
THANKS FOR RUBBING
MY LAMP, REALLY.
373
00:15:29,567 --> 00:15:31,133
IT'S YOURS TO KEEP.
374
00:15:31,133 --> 00:15:33,200
IN FACT, USE IT
AS A GRAVY BOAT.
375
00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:35,033
JUST REMEMBER, IT'S
NOT DISHWASHER SAFE.
376
00:15:35,033 --> 00:15:36,767
YOU KNOW WHAT? THROW IT
IN THE DISHWASHER.
377
00:15:36,767 --> 00:15:38,200
I DON'T EVEN CARE.
378
00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:39,934
ALEX, LOOK WHAT
YOU'VE DONE!
379
00:15:39,934 --> 00:15:41,767
YOU'VE RUINED
MY LIFE!
380
00:15:41,767 --> 00:15:44,100
HOLD ON.
YOU'RE INVISIBLE.
381
00:15:44,100 --> 00:15:46,233
ISN'T THERE SOMETHING
YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO,
382
00:15:46,233 --> 00:15:48,400
SOMEONE YOU'VE ALWAYS
WANTED TO GET BACK AT
383
00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:52,100
AND THEY WOULD NEVER KNOW
BECAUSE YOU'RE INVISIBLE?
384
00:15:52,100 --> 00:15:53,600
THERE. I'VE DONE IT.
385
00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:55,200
OK. I HAD THAT COMING.
386
00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:56,767
NOW FIX THIS!
387
00:15:56,767 --> 00:15:58,200
Jerry: HEY, YOU KIDS
WANT SOME ICE CREAM?
388
00:15:58,200 --> 00:16:01,300
OH. WHAT
ARE YOU DOING?
389
00:16:01,300 --> 00:16:03,000
THIS WAY, I'LL BE
TOTALLY INVISIBLE.
390
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:06,467
EW! NO! JUST HIDE.
391
00:16:06,467 --> 00:16:09,567
DON'T LOOK.
392
00:16:13,033 --> 00:16:14,867
WHERE'S YOUR FRIEND?
393
00:16:14,867 --> 00:16:16,734
BATHROOM?
394
00:16:16,734 --> 00:16:19,400
OH. OH, I LOVE
TALKING SPORTS WITH HIM.
395
00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:21,200
I'LL JUST SIT RIGHT HERE
AND WAIT TILL HE GETS BACK.
396
00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:22,967
NO, NO, NO, NO!
NOT THERE.
397
00:16:22,967 --> 00:16:24,200
WHY NOT?
398
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:26,000
BECAUSE I'M GONNA
SIT THERE.
399
00:16:31,300 --> 00:16:34,200
I LIKE SITTING HERE.
400
00:16:37,033 --> 00:16:38,734
OH!
401
00:16:38,734 --> 00:16:41,033
WHAT WAS THAT?
402
00:16:41,033 --> 00:16:45,000
ALEX RUSSO, WHAT
IS GOING ON HERE?
403
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:48,500
AND WHY IS THERE A PILLOW
FLOATING IN MIDAIR?
404
00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:53,934
JUSTIN'S INVISIBLE AND
NOT WEARING ANY CLOTHES?
405
00:16:53,934 --> 00:16:56,567
JERRY, WHAT'S WRONG?
406
00:16:56,567 --> 00:17:01,033
I JUST SAW DOWN ON ALEX'S
INVISIBLE FRIEND JUSTIN.
407
00:17:02,133 --> 00:17:05,300
JUSTIN, WHAT DID
ALEX DO TO YOU?
408
00:17:05,300 --> 00:17:07,200
I DON'T KNOW,
AND I'M SURE
409
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:09,000
THIS MAY SEEM
LIKE MAGIC,
410
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:11,200
BUT I'M SURE THERE'S
A PERFECTLY RATIONAL,
411
00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:13,200
SCIENTIFIC EXPLANATION
FOR ALL OF--
412
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,367
DAD, JUSTIN KNOWS
ABOUT MAGIC.
413
00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:17,867
OK. WHAT DID
SHE DO TO YOU?
414
00:17:17,867 --> 00:17:19,033
WELL, SHE--
415
00:17:19,033 --> 00:17:20,967
WAIT. IS HE HOLDING
THAT PILLOW TO...
416
00:17:20,967 --> 00:17:24,467
OH, THAT'S
MY GOOD PILLOW.
417
00:17:26,667 --> 00:17:29,100
AND SINCE IT'S
THE ONLY THING I CAN SEE,
418
00:17:29,100 --> 00:17:31,600
I DON'T FEEL VERY COMFORTABLE
TALKING TO IT.
419
00:17:33,033 --> 00:17:34,600
Justin: JUST TALK
TO UNCLE ERNESTO.
420
00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:41,200
ALEX, WHAT DID YOU
DO TO HIM?
421
00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:43,767
[SIGHS] OK.
422
00:17:43,767 --> 00:17:46,767
I'LL TELL YOU, BUT YOU'RE
NEVER GOING TO BELIEVE ME.
423
00:17:46,767 --> 00:17:48,500
OF COURSE
WE'LL BELIEVE YOU.
424
00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:52,100
JUSTIN IS MY BROTHER
AND YOUR OLDEST SON.
425
00:17:52,100 --> 00:17:54,200
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.
426
00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:57,233
NO, IT'S TRUE. I MADE
A WISH WITH THE GENIE
427
00:17:57,233 --> 00:17:59,367
THAT EVERYONE WOULD STOP
COMPARING ME TO JUSTIN.
428
00:17:59,367 --> 00:18:01,367
BUT THE GENIE CONNED ME
AND MADE EVERYONE FORGET HIM,
429
00:18:01,367 --> 00:18:03,000
AND THEN HE BECAME
INVISIBLE.
430
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,867
Justin: SHE'S TELLING
THE TRUTH.
431
00:18:08,467 --> 00:18:10,000
ARE YOU TRYING
TO TELL ME
432
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,233
I HAVE A SON I DON'T
EVEN REMEMBER?
433
00:18:11,233 --> 00:18:13,000
PLEASE BELIEVE ME.
YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME.
434
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:14,500
I USED UP
ALL MY WISHES,
435
00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:16,000
BUT THE GENIE WAS
TOO SMART FOR ME.
436
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,700
GENIES ARE SNEAKY.
437
00:18:18,700 --> 00:18:20,200
YOU HAVE TO HELP ME.
438
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:21,700
YOU CAN'T LET HIM
BE INVISIBLE FOREVER.
439
00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:23,667
I GREW UP WITH HIM.
440
00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:25,400
HE MAY BE DORKY
AND ANNOYING,
441
00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:27,567
BUT HE'S FUN AND GULLIBLE
TO PULL PRANKS ON,
442
00:18:27,567 --> 00:18:30,600
AND HE'S MY BROTHER.
I NEED HIM BACK.
443
00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:35,200
YOU KNOW WHAT, HONEY?
I THINK I BELIEVE YOU.
444
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:37,100
YOU REALLY LOVE
YOUR BROTHER.
445
00:18:37,100 --> 00:18:38,934
YOU LOVE HIM, TOO.
446
00:18:38,934 --> 00:18:41,033
AND SOMETIMES
MORE THAN HER.
447
00:18:41,033 --> 00:18:44,567
I'M TRYING
TO HELP YOU HERE.
448
00:18:44,567 --> 00:18:47,200
[SIGHS] WE HAVE TO
DO SOMETHING.
449
00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:49,200
HONEY, I BELIEVE YOU,
TOO. OK?
450
00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:53,467
BUT WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
THE GENIE OUTSMARTED YOU.
451
00:18:55,867 --> 00:18:57,667
JUSTIN, I'M SORRY.
452
00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:02,000
BUT I'M HAPPY.
I HAVE ANOTHER SON.
453
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,600
LET ME HAVE A HUG.
454
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:07,233
WELL, YEAH. GO PUT
SOME CLOTHES ON FIRST.
455
00:19:07,233 --> 00:19:08,467
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
456
00:19:15,700 --> 00:19:17,200
AHA.
457
00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:19,200
A FLOATING PILLOW.
458
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:21,000
YOU'VE GOT TO
TEACH ME THAT ONE
459
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,967
SO I COULD SLEEP
STANDING UP.
460
00:19:22,967 --> 00:19:24,367
YOU KNOW WHAT?
461
00:19:24,367 --> 00:19:26,367
THE GENIE MAY HAVE
OUTSMARTED ME,
462
00:19:26,367 --> 00:19:29,100
BUT MAYBE WE CAN
OUTDUMB HER.
463
00:19:29,100 --> 00:19:31,900
MAX, HOW WOULD YOU GET A GENIE
TO COME BACK TO HER LAMP?
464
00:19:31,900 --> 00:19:34,367
I KNOW.
ORANGE SODA.
465
00:19:34,367 --> 00:19:35,834
WHAT?
466
00:19:35,834 --> 00:19:38,200
IF SOMEONE POURED
ORANGE SODA IN MY ROOM,
467
00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:40,133
I'D BE REALLY MAD.
468
00:19:40,133 --> 00:19:41,900
YOU SPILLED ORANGE SODA
IN YOUR ROOM, DIDN'T YOU?
469
00:19:41,900 --> 00:19:44,200
WHAT DID WE SAY ABOUT
TAKING THAT UP THERE?
470
00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:46,100
SEE?
SHE'S REALLY MAD,
471
00:19:46,100 --> 00:19:48,500
AND SHE'S GOING
TO MY ROOM.
472
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:56,400
IS IT WORKING? IS IT WORKING?
IT'S NOT WORKING.
473
00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:59,300
[SHOUTS]
474
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:04,867
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
THAT'S MY HOUSE.
475
00:20:04,867 --> 00:20:06,967
SEE? NOTHING DRIVES
THE LADIES MAD
476
00:20:06,967 --> 00:20:08,600
LIKE ORANGE SODA.
477
00:20:10,233 --> 00:20:12,233
I'LL STOP SHAKING IT
IF YOU GIVE MAX A WISH.
478
00:20:12,233 --> 00:20:14,500
IT'S JUST GOING TO
GET FOAMIER IN HERE.
479
00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:16,767
FINE. WHAT DO YOU WANT?
480
00:20:16,767 --> 00:20:21,600
I WISH FOR THIS HAIRCUT
AND A SHIRT LIKE THIS.
481
00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:24,233
I CAN'T GIVE YOU
A WISH YOU ALREADY HAVE.
482
00:20:24,233 --> 00:20:26,700
WHAT GAME ARE YOU
PLAYING, KID?
483
00:20:26,700 --> 00:20:29,500
OH, YEAH? I WISH
FOR THE GENIE GAME.
484
00:20:29,500 --> 00:20:33,967
WHAT GENIE GAME?
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO?
485
00:20:33,967 --> 00:20:35,800
YOU KNOW WHAT
I'M TRYING TO DO.
486
00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:37,600
WELL, IT SOUNDS LIKE
YOU'RE TRYING TO FIND OUT
487
00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:40,300
ABOUT THE RESET BUTTON.
488
00:20:40,300 --> 00:20:41,800
MAX, THERE'S
A RESET BUTTON.
489
00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:43,400
YOU KNOW
WHAT TO WISH FOR.
490
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:45,800
A SWIMMING POOL
OF PUDDING? YES!
491
00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:48,800
NO. THE RESET
BUTTON.
492
00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:51,467
I WISH YOU WOULD
SHOW ME THE RESET BUTTON.
493
00:20:51,467 --> 00:20:52,967
IN YOUR LAMP.
494
00:20:52,967 --> 00:20:54,467
IN YOUR LAMP.
495
00:20:54,467 --> 00:20:57,300
IF THERE'S A RESET BUTTON,
WE'LL NEED THIS PAPERCLIP.
496
00:20:57,300 --> 00:20:59,300
HA HA. HI.
497
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,500
WHOA!
498
00:21:04,367 --> 00:21:05,734
[COUGHING]
499
00:21:05,734 --> 00:21:07,400
OH, ORANGEY.
500
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:09,767
MAX?
501
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:14,033
I GOT IT!
502
00:21:14,033 --> 00:21:15,400
GO--
503
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:17,600
ALL RIGHT. HERE IT IS.
504
00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:20,100
WHEN YOU PRESS IT,
IT UNDOES ALL THE WISHES
505
00:21:20,100 --> 00:21:21,600
SINCE THE LAST SAVE,
506
00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:23,700
AS IF THEY
NEVER HAPPENED.
507
00:21:26,100 --> 00:21:27,200
[BEEP]
508
00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:28,600
[BACKWARDS VOICES]
509
00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:30,100
[BEEP BEEP]
510
00:21:33,233 --> 00:21:34,400
WHEW!
511
00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:35,934
THAT WAS
CLOSE.
512
00:21:35,934 --> 00:21:37,934
YOU'RE BACK! I'M SO GLAD
I CAN SEE YOU!
513
00:21:37,934 --> 00:21:41,100
OH, JUSTIN, SWEETIE,
I'M SO SORRY I FORGOT YOU.
514
00:21:41,100 --> 00:21:43,600
WHAT KIND OF MOTHER
FORGETS HER OWN SON?
515
00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:46,000
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
516
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,800
I'M A DAD.
BEFORE MY CUP OF COFFEE,
517
00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:49,900
I'M LUCKY IF I REMEMBER
ONE OF THESE KIDS.
518
00:21:51,567 --> 00:21:53,400
COME ON, BOBBY.
BEDTIME.
519
00:21:56,100 --> 00:21:57,600
SO, YOU WERE
PRETTY UPSET
520
00:21:57,600 --> 00:22:00,233
ABOUT ME BEING
INVISIBLE, HUH?
521
00:22:00,233 --> 00:22:02,200
NO. I WAS
JUST AFRAID
522
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:05,667
THAT I WOULD BE RUNNING
INTO YOU ALL THE TIME.
523
00:22:05,667 --> 00:22:07,200
NO, YOU WEREN'T.
524
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:08,734
[IMITATING CRYING]
525
00:22:08,734 --> 00:22:11,000
"I NEED MY BROTHER BACK.
526
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,133
"I NEED
MY BROTHER BACK.
527
00:22:13,133 --> 00:22:15,033
WHERE IS HE?"
528
00:22:15,033 --> 00:22:16,567
YEAH, I'M GLAD
YOU'RE BACK.
529
00:22:16,567 --> 00:22:19,400
THAT WAY,
I CAN DO THIS.
530
00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:21,233
"I MISS--OH, I MISS
MY BROTHER!
531
00:22:21,233 --> 00:22:24,734
HE'S SO ATHLETIC."
OH! OW! OOH!
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