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YEAH, I STILL HAVE
TO WRITE AN ESSAY
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SO I'LL GET CHOSEN TO GO
TO THE WORLD SCHOOL SUMMIT
AT THE U.N.
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YEAH, ONCE
YOU SAID ESSAY,
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ALL I HEARD WAS BLAH,
BLAH BLAH, BLAH-BLAH.
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OK, LET'S TALK
ABOUT MY DAY.
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LIKE THIS GUY WHO THINKS
OF ME AS A FRIEND
BUT NOT FOR LONG.
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I HAVE A PLAN.
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FASCINATING.
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BACK TO ME, I'M COMPETING
AGAINST THIS KISS-UP
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WHO HAS NO RIGHT
BEING CHOSEN FOR THE
WORLD SCHOOL SUMMIT.
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SERIOUSLY, YOU HAVE
TO MAKE YOUR STORIES
MORE INTERESTING
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'CAUSE ALL I'M HEARING
IS BLAH, BLAH BLAH,
BLAH-BLAH.
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HEY, MOM.
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HI, KIDS.
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IT'S OK.
I GOT THIS.
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OK, HERE'S MY PLAN.
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THIS GUY AND I HAVE ALWAYS GONE
OUT IN A GROUP AS FRIENDS,
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NEVER JUST THE TWO OF US,
BUT THERE'S THIS CONCERT
IN CENTRAL PARK
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AND WE'RE GOING AS FRIENDS,
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BUT COMING BACK
AS BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND,
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AND THERE HE IS.
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MY FUTURE BOYFRIEND.
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THAT GUY?
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THAT'S BRAD.
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THE GUY I'M
COMPETING AGAINST.
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HEY, BRAD, CAN'T WAIT
FOR THE CONCERT.
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OH, HEY, ALEX.
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OH, MRS. RUSSO, LET ME
HELP YOU WITH THAT.
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OH, WHAT KIND OF WORLD
WOULD LET SOMEONE
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AS PETITE AND
DELICATE AS YOU CARRY
SUCH A HEAVY BOX.
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MY WORLD.
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SEE? HE'S A KISS-UP.
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HE'S NOT A KISS-UP.
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HE'S JUST GOOD
AT GETTING WHAT HE WANTS.
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THAT'S ONE OF THE THINGS
WE HAVE IN COMMON.
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THAT GUY MAKES
ME SO MAD.
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YEAH, THAT'S ANOTHER THING
WE HAVE IN COMMON.
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WE BOTH LIKE MAKING YOU MAD.
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OH, HEY, GUYS, MAX IS
TRYING WIZARD TRAINING
EXERCISE NUMBER FIVE.
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AGAIN.
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I CAN DO IT.
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I KNOW I CAN
LEVITATE THIS CAN.
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LEVITATUS LIQUDATOUS.
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UGH, THAT'S BUNK.
I CAN'T DO IT.
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DON'T WORRY, BUDDY.
IT'LL HAPPEN.
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KEEP WORKING ON
LESSON NUMBER FIVE
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AND, YOU TWO, WE'RE ON
LESSON NUMBER 372.
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NOW, WHO CAN GUESS
WHAT THESE ARE?
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IT'S A RACE.
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RAIDERS
OF THE LOST ARK.
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YES!
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NO, I'M SHOWING
DIFFERENT EMOTIONS.
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TODAY'S LESSON IS
ABOUT POTIONS THAT MAKE
YOU HAVE EMOTIONS.
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EMOTION POTIONS.
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NOT POTIONS THAT MAKE YOU
MOVE QUICKER OR SLOWER.
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THOSE ARE
MOTION POTIONS.
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YOU SEE WHAT I JUST DID?
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YEAH, THAT WAS
A CRIME OF RHYME.
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WOW, THAT WAS LAME
AND I'M ASHAMED.
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NOW, THE MOST IMPORTANT
THING TO REMEMBER
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IS WHEN AN EMOTION
POTION IS SHARED
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BY TWO PEOPLE,
THEY BOTH EXPERIENCE
THE SAME EMOTION.
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NOW, COME ON,
JUSTIN, LET'S GIVE
A POTION A TRY.
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PICK A POTION,
ANY POTION.
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OOH! NOT THAT ONE.
THAT ONE. YEAH.
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OK, GOOD. THAT
WAS MY SECOND CHOICE.
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GO.
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BOTTOMS UP.
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[BOTH BURP]
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OK, IN A FEW SECONDS
THE SPELL WILL ACTIVATE
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AND JUSTIN AND I WILL
BECOME MAD AT EACH OTHER
FOR NO REASON AT ALL.
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I'M FEELING KIND OF ANGRY.
I THINK IT'S WORKING, DAD.
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YOU'RE THE BEST TEACHER EVER!
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OH, NO, NO, DON'T
PUT THAT ON ME!
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YOU'RE A GREAT
STUDENT AND I AM
REALLY PROUD OF YOU!
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OH, YEAH, WELL, YOU'RE THE BEST
DAD IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!
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HOW ABOUT THAT?
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UGH! I LOVE YOU!
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I LOVE YOU MORE!
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UGH!
YEAH!
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LOOK AT THEM.
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WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
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I'VE SEEN THEM DO
THAT OVER THE TOY
IN THE CEREAL BOX.
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YEAH!
UGH!
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♪ WELL, YOU KNOW EVERYTHING'S
GONNA BE A BREEZE ♪
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♪ THAT THE END WILL NO DOUBT
JUSTIFY THE MEANS ♪
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♪ YOU CAN FIX ANY PROBLEM
WITH THE SLIGHTEST OF EASE ♪
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♪ YES, PLEASE ♪
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♪ BUT YOU MIGHT FIND OUT
IT'LL GO TO YOUR HEAD ♪
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♪ WHEN YOU WRITE A REPORT
ON A BOOK YOU NEVER READ ♪
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♪ WITH A SNAP OF YOUR FINGERS,
YOU CAN MAKE YOUR BED ♪
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♪ THAT'S WHAT I SAID ♪
♪ AHH ♪
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♪ EVERYTHING
IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS ♪
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♪ WHEN YOU CAN GET
ALL YOU WANTED ♪
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♪ IN YOUR WILDEST DREAMS ♪
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♪ YOU MIGHT RUN INTO TROUBLE
IF YOU GO TO EXTREMES ♪
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♪ BECAUSE EVERYTHING
IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS ♪
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♪ AHH ♪
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♪ EVERYTHING
IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS ♪
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♪ WHEN YOU CAN HAVE WHAT YOU
WANT BY THE SIMPLEST OF MEANS ♪
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♪ 1, 2 ♪
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♪ BE CAREFUL NOT TO MESS
WITH THE BALANCE OF THINGS ♪
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♪ BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS NOT ♪
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♪ WHAT IT SEEMS ♪
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HOW DO I LOOK?
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WHY?
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BECAUSE I'M GOING
TO SEE BRAD AT SCHOOL
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AND I STOPPED WITH THE PONY
TAIL WHICH SAYS FRIEND
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AND I'VE GONE TO FULL HAIR
SO I CAN FLIP IT
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LIKE THIS BECAUSE
THAT SAYS GIRLFRIEND.
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MOM, I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD.
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AW, HONEY.
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YOU DON'T FEEL WARM.
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AH-CHOO!
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ALL RIGHT, WHO'S DOING THIS?
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HUH? PUT ME DOWN.
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I'M NOT DOING.
I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING.
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IT'S ME?
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YEP.
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IT'S ALL YOU.
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HEY, YOUR FULL
POWERS ARE HERE.
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NOW, YOU'RE IN THE
COMPETITION WITH US.
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SO WHAT? I'M STILL
GOING TO WIN
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AND BE THE ONE TO
KEEP HIS POWERS.
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WELL, I'M THE ONE
WHO'S KEEPING HIS POWERS.
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I'M TAKING YOU BOTH DOWN.
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NOW, HOW DO I GET DOWN?
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NOW, THAT YOUR
FULL POWERS ARE HERE,
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IT'S TIME FOR THE HAT.
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OH, NOT THE HAT!
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WHAT HAT?
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DAD, THAT HAT IS SO UGLY.
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WHAT HAT?
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
MY MEHITO
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IS READY
FOR THE HAT.
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SOMEBODY, TELL ME
ABOUT THE HAT ALREADY!
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THE HAT WILL KEEP YOUR
POWERS UNDER CONTROL
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FOR A FEW DAYS
WHILE THEY SETTLE IN.
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ALEX, GIVE HIM THE HAT.
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THIS?
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I AM NOT WEARING
THIS THING TO SCHOOL.
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MAX, WE ALL HAD TO WEAR IT.
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JUST DO WHAT I DID.
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I WORE SOME REALLY UGLY
EARRINGS TO DISTRACT
FROM THE UGLY HAT.
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THAT SHIRT WILL DO.
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COME ON, MAX,
LET'S GO TO SCHOOL.
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THERE'S NO WAY I'M
WEARING THIS LEANING TOWER
OF VELVET TO SCHOOL.
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WOW, WHAT HAPPENED
TO OUR ROOF? IT'S SNOWING.
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YOUR HAT.
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RIGHT, IT WILL PROTECT ME
FROM THE SNOW.
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NO, IT CAUSED THE SNOW.
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KEEP YOUR HAT ON.
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HEY.
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OH, HEY, BRAD.
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WHAT'S THAT ALL OVER YOU?
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DANDRUFF.
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REALLY BAD
DANDRUFF.
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IT RUNS
IN OUR FAMILY.
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IT'S SNOW.
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I SAW IT SNOWING IN THERE.
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OH, BRAD,
YOU'RE SO FUNNY.
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IF WE'RE GOING IN
A GROUP TO THE CONCERT,
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EVERYONE WOULD LAUGH AT YOU,
BUT IT'S JUST US TWO...
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IN THE PARK...
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ON SATURDAY.
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IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG
WITH YOUR NECK?
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I'M JUST REAL EXCITED
FOR SATURDAY.
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AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
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THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG
WITH MY NECK.
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COULD YOU RUB IT
FOR ME PLEASE?
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OH, SATURDAY!
I FORGOT.
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I CAN'T. THAT'S THE NIGHT
OF THE WORLD SUMMIT.
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WHAT?
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THAT WAS THE NIGHT
OF THE GROUP THING
WITH JUST YOU AND ME.
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AND HOW ARE YOU
SO SURE YOU'LL
GO TO THE SUMMIT?
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IT'S NOT ALL ABOUT
THE SCHMOOZING.
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IT'S ABOUT THE WORK,
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AND YOU HAVEN'T DONE
ANYTHING TO DESERVE IT.
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IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT
THE SCHMOOZING, JUSTIN.
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NICE HAIRCUT.
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REALLY?
YEAH.
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THANKS. I THOUGHT
I MIGHT HAVE GONE
TOO SHORT,
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BUT I WANTED
TO KEEP IT SHARP
FOR THE INTERVIEWS.
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HEY, YOU'RE
SCHMOOZING ME!
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WHAT A JERK!
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HE IS SO CUTE.
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NICE JOB ON
THE ESSAY, JUSTIN.
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THANK YOU,
MR. LARITATE.
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DOES THIS, UH, MEAN I'M
GOING TO BE THE WORLD
SUMMIT DELEGATE?
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HOLD YOUR HORSES, BUCKAROO.
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YOU STILL HAVE
THE HOME INTERVIEW,
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BECAUSE HOSPITALITY
IS AN IMPORTANT PART
OF BEING A WORLD DELEGATE.
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IT'S DOWN TO YOU AND BRAD
SHERWOOD AND YOU KNOW BRAD.
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HE HAS SUCH
A WAY WITH PEOPLE.
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HEY, MR. LARITATE,
HOW ARE THOSE BROWNIES
I SENT YOU?
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YOU REMEMBERED. NO NUTS.
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BECAUSE OF YOUR ALLERGIES.
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YOU BAKED BROWNIES
FOR MR. LARITATE?
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YEAH, WELL, I WAS
ALREADY BAKING A BATCH
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FOR THE GROUP OF SENIORS
I READ TO AFTER SCHOOL SO...
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I READ TO PEOPLE, TOO.
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I READ TO PRESCHOOLERS
BECAUSE THEY NEED
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SOMEONE TO READ TO THEM
BECAUSE THEY CAN'T READ.
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KUDOS TO YOU, JUSTIN.
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IF ONLY I WEREN'T SO BUSY
COACHING INNER CITY KIDS...
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I'D DO MORE CHARITY WORK.
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COMPASSION.
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BRAD, THAT'S EXACTLY THE
QUALITY I'M LOOKING FOR
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IN A DELEGATE
TO THE WORLD SUMMIT.
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GOOD LUCK, JUSTIN.
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GUESS WHAT?
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IT IS ALL
ABOUT THE SCHMOOZING.
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I KNOW, BUT I HAVE AN IDEA
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ON HOW I CAN GET BRAD
TO GO TO THE CONCERT
WITH ME.
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WHY IS IT ALWAYS
ABOUT YOU?
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IF BRAD GOES
TO THE CONCERT WITH ME,
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THAT MEANS HE'LL
DROP OUT OF THE SUMMIT
AND YOU'LL BE A SHOO-IN.
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ARE WE ON THE SAME SIDE?
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IT'S A LITTLE CREEPY,
BUT I THINK WE ARE.
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HERE'S THE PLAN.
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I'M GOING TO SPLIT
A LOVE POTION WITH BRAD.
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HE'LL BE SO IN LOVE
WITH ME HE'LL BE DYING TO GO
TO THE CONCERT WITH ME.
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WE CAN'T DO THAT.
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WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO
USE MAGIC UNSUPERVISED.
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YOU'LL SUPERVISE ME.
I'LL SUPERVISE YOU.
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HOW IS THAT UNSUPERVISED?
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IT'LL HAVE
TO DO FOR NOW.
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00:09:28,300 --> 00:09:30,900
OK, BRAD'S HERE.
LOVE POTION TIME.
229
00:09:30,900 --> 00:09:33,467
IF I DON'T SEE IT,
I CAN SAY I DIDN'T SEE IT.
230
00:09:33,467 --> 00:09:34,567
OH, MY GOSH!
231
00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:38,467
MADE YOU LOOK.
232
00:09:42,100 --> 00:09:44,133
HEY, BRAD,
YOUR ORDER'S READY.
233
00:09:44,133 --> 00:09:45,700
YOU MIGHT WANT TO START
WITH THE DRINK FIRST
234
00:09:45,700 --> 00:09:47,467
BECAUSE THE SANDWICH
IS A LITTLE DRY.
235
00:09:47,467 --> 00:09:49,467
I DIDN'T ORDER YET.
236
00:09:49,467 --> 00:09:52,967
YEAH, BUT YOU AND I
JUST GET EACH OTHER.
237
00:09:52,967 --> 00:09:55,400
I KNOW WHAT YOU WANT.
ENJOY YOUR DRINK.
238
00:09:55,400 --> 00:09:56,667
[COUGHING]
239
00:09:59,567 --> 00:10:00,600
THIS GUY NEEDS A DRINK.
240
00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:01,967
NO! NO!
241
00:10:01,967 --> 00:10:03,200
WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
242
00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:05,500
I THOUGHT HE'D LIKE
ROOT BEER BETTER.
243
00:10:06,934 --> 00:10:10,000
SEE, WORKED LIKE A CHARM.
ENJOY YOUR SANDWICH.
244
00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,767
OOH, FREE REFILLS.
245
00:10:11,767 --> 00:10:14,200
HEY, IT'S MINE.
246
00:10:16,800 --> 00:10:19,767
OOH.
247
00:10:19,767 --> 00:10:21,500
AHH, THAT WAS CLOSE.
248
00:10:21,500 --> 00:10:22,500
UH-OH.
249
00:10:24,500 --> 00:10:25,600
KITCHEN.
250
00:10:29,500 --> 00:10:31,400
DO YOU REALIZE
WHAT YOU JUST DID?
251
00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:33,200
OH, MY GOSH,
I DRANK BOTH HALVES
OF THE LOVE POTION.
252
00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:34,467
SO, NOW WHAT?
253
00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:35,667
IF HE DIDN'T DRINK IT,
WHO FALLS IN LOVE WITH YOU?
254
00:10:40,900 --> 00:10:43,700
OH, HELLO, GORGEOUS.
WHO IS THAT?
255
00:10:46,767 --> 00:10:48,734
I THINK YOU FELL
IN LOVE WITH YOURSELF.
256
00:10:48,734 --> 00:10:50,900
SO WHAT? THERE'S A LOT
ABOUT ME TO LOVE.
257
00:10:55,667 --> 00:10:57,233
THERE'S MORE NOW.
258
00:10:59,700 --> 00:11:01,867
OH, THAT'S WHAT THEY
MEAN WHEN THEY SAY
259
00:11:01,867 --> 00:11:03,033
YOU'RE GETTING
A BIG HEAD.
260
00:11:06,767 --> 00:11:08,834
NOT AS HEAVY
AS YOU THINK.
261
00:11:12,233 --> 00:11:14,133
OK, WE'RE JUST GOING
TO SAY THIS--
262
00:11:14,133 --> 00:11:16,400
DAD, COMPLETELY
BY ACCIDENT WE MIXED
THE LOVE POTION
263
00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:18,033
AND THEN COMPLETELY BY
A DIFFERENT ACCIDENT,
264
00:11:18,033 --> 00:11:19,700
ALEX DRANK
BOTH HALVES OF IT.
265
00:11:19,700 --> 00:11:21,200
THINK HE'LL
BELIEVE THAT?
266
00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:23,467
YES, IF I CAN GET
HIM TO DRINK
267
00:11:23,467 --> 00:11:24,800
AN "I'LL BELIEVE
ANYTHING POTION."
268
00:11:26,467 --> 00:11:29,600
I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHY BRAD DOESN'T THINK
OF ME AS A GIRLFRIEND.
269
00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:30,834
I'M BEAUTIFUL.
I'M FUNNY,
270
00:11:30,834 --> 00:11:32,967
AND I ALWAYS SMELL
A LITTLE BIT LIKE VANILLA.
271
00:11:35,700 --> 00:11:38,467
THERE'S NO WAY YOU
CAN GO OUT WITH BRAD
LOOKING LIKE THAT.
272
00:11:38,467 --> 00:11:40,600
I'M JUST GOING
TO HAVE TO GO BACK
TO MY ORIGINAL PLAN
273
00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:42,800
AND BEAT BRAD
FAIR AND SQUARE WITH
THAT HOME INTERVIEW.
274
00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:43,800
WELL, WHAT ABOUT ME?
275
00:11:43,800 --> 00:11:45,033
I THOUGHT WE WERE
ON THE SAME SIDE.
276
00:11:45,033 --> 00:11:50,300
OH, NO, THAT ENDED WITH THE
GULP, GULP, GULP, DING.
277
00:11:50,300 --> 00:11:53,500
I GUESS I WAS KIND
OF STUPID FOR DRINKING BOTH
HALVES OF THE LOVE POTION.
278
00:11:56,867 --> 00:11:58,033
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?
279
00:11:58,033 --> 00:12:00,233
I SAID I GUESS
I WAS KIND OF STUPID.
280
00:12:01,834 --> 00:12:03,133
THAT'S IT!
281
00:12:03,133 --> 00:12:05,734
EVERY TIME YOU BRAG
ABOUT YOURSELF YOUR HEAD
GETS BIGGER.
282
00:12:05,734 --> 00:12:07,867
EVERY TIME
YOU BAG ON YOURSELF
YOUR HEAD GETS SMALLER.
283
00:12:07,867 --> 00:12:09,900
SO, REMEMBER--
BAG, DON'T BRAG.
284
00:12:09,900 --> 00:12:11,233
OH, I GET IT.
285
00:12:11,233 --> 00:12:14,767
LIKE, UM, UM, I CAN'T THINK
OF ANYTHING WRONG WITH ME.
286
00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:19,133
I'M GOING TO WORK ON
A CHEAT SHEET OF WAYS
YOU CAN BAG ON YOURSELF.
287
00:12:19,133 --> 00:12:21,100
BAG NUMBER ONE YOU'RE
STUPID ENOUGH TO DRINK
288
00:12:21,100 --> 00:12:22,367
BOTH HALVES
OF A LOVE POTION.
289
00:12:40,500 --> 00:12:42,000
MAX!
290
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,300
WHAT ARE DOING?
PUT YOUR HAT BACK ON!
291
00:12:43,300 --> 00:12:45,967
I HAD IT ON AND PEOPLE
KEEP MAKING FUN OF ME.
292
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,200
WHOO!
293
00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:51,867
JUST WEAR THE HAT FOR
A FEW MORE DAYS UNTIL
YOUR POWERS COME IN.
294
00:12:51,867 --> 00:12:53,400
JEEZ, YOU'RE IN A MOOD.
295
00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:55,033
I GOT A LOT GOING ON!
296
00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:59,200
BRAD SHERWOOD, YOU MANAGED
TO OUTDO YOURSELF
297
00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:00,400
AT THE HOME INTERVIEW
LAST NIGHT.
298
00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:01,834
THANK YOU.
299
00:13:01,834 --> 00:13:02,934
YOU BETTER SADDLE UP
300
00:13:02,934 --> 00:13:04,400
AND GET READY FOR THE
WORLD SUMMIT, BUCKAROO.
301
00:13:06,300 --> 00:13:08,867
OH, HELLO, JUSTIN.
302
00:13:08,867 --> 00:13:11,300
YOU STILL WANT ME
TO COME OVER TONIGHT?
303
00:13:11,300 --> 00:13:12,867
YES!
304
00:13:12,867 --> 00:13:13,867
IT'S A SCHEDULED
INTERVIEW.
305
00:13:13,867 --> 00:13:15,100
I'M STILL
A FINALIST.
306
00:13:15,100 --> 00:13:17,900
MR. LARITATE, HAVE YOU
BEEN WORKING OUT, SIR?
307
00:13:17,900 --> 00:13:19,500
YOU LOOK GREAT.
308
00:13:23,567 --> 00:13:27,000
OH, MY GOSH, SOMEONE
SENT ME FLOWERS.
309
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,667
I WONDER WHO IT COULD BE.
310
00:13:28,667 --> 00:13:30,200
ME!
311
00:13:36,233 --> 00:13:40,033
GUYS, OK, SO MR.
LARITATE'S COMING,
312
00:13:40,033 --> 00:13:42,100
SO NO ONE'S GOING TO USE MAGIC.
ARE WE CLEAR?
313
00:13:42,100 --> 00:13:44,734
YOU'RE JUST GOING TO SMILE
AND DIRECT CONVERSATION
314
00:13:44,734 --> 00:13:45,967
TO ONE OF MY MANY
ACHIEVEMENTS
315
00:13:45,967 --> 00:13:48,400
CONVENIENTLY LISTED
ON THESE CHEAT SHEETS.
316
00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:49,734
ONE, TWO.
317
00:13:50,867 --> 00:13:52,100
WOW, THIS IS TINY.
318
00:13:52,100 --> 00:13:53,934
IF THIS WAS A LIST
OF MY ACHIEVEMENTS,
319
00:13:53,934 --> 00:13:55,200
IT WOULD BE WAY LONGER.
320
00:13:57,200 --> 00:13:58,867
ALEX.
SORRY.
321
00:13:58,867 --> 00:14:01,000
"ALEX DOESN'T PLAY WELL
WITH OTHERS."
322
00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:03,100
YOU MAKE A LOT
OF CHEAT SHEETS.
323
00:14:03,100 --> 00:14:04,133
[DOORBELL RINGS]
324
00:14:04,133 --> 00:14:05,734
HE'S HERE!
325
00:14:06,500 --> 00:14:08,800
AHEM. READY?
326
00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:13,300
HELLO, I'M JUSTIN'S
MOM, THERESA,
327
00:14:13,300 --> 00:14:14,867
AND IT'S SO NICE
TO MEET YOU.
328
00:14:14,867 --> 00:14:16,900
HI, I'M MR. LARITATE.
329
00:14:16,900 --> 00:14:18,300
COME ON IN.
330
00:14:18,300 --> 00:14:19,600
YOU KNOW JUSTIN, OF COURSE.
331
00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:22,100
THIS IS MY DAUGHTER, ALEX,
AND MY OTHER SON, MAX.
332
00:14:22,100 --> 00:14:25,767
UH, JERRY IS OUT ON THE
TERRACE COOKING OUR STEAKS.
333
00:14:25,767 --> 00:14:29,133
UH, JERRY IS JUSTIN'S DAD,
AND ALSO MY HUSBAND.
334
00:14:29,133 --> 00:14:31,367
I FELT THE NEED TO SAY
BOTH BECAUSE, YOU KNOW,
335
00:14:31,367 --> 00:14:33,367
IN THESE MODERN TIMES
YOU JUST CAN'T ASSUME THAT.
336
00:14:33,367 --> 00:14:34,967
HA HA HA.
337
00:14:34,967 --> 00:14:37,033
LET'S SIT DOWN.
338
00:14:37,033 --> 00:14:39,033
AREN'T YOU
A SPIRITED FILLY?
339
00:14:39,033 --> 00:14:41,200
OH, HA HA HA!
340
00:14:42,900 --> 00:14:44,967
SPEAKING
OF SPIRITED FILLY,
341
00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:48,100
"YOU KNOW WHO RODE
A PONY BY HIMSELF
WHEN HE WAS NINE?"
342
00:14:48,100 --> 00:14:49,567
MY BROTHER, JUSTIN.
343
00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:54,233
LOOK, I BELIEVE IN BEING
A STRAIGHT SHOOTER.
344
00:14:54,233 --> 00:14:58,300
YOUR BOY, JUSTIN, IS A LONG
SHOT FOR THE WORLD SUMMIT.
345
00:14:58,300 --> 00:15:00,400
WELL, UH, LET ME TELL
YOU ABOUT MY STRENGTHS.
346
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,200
MY DEDICATION
TO ACADEMICS.
347
00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:04,467
MY INTERESTS
IN GEOPOLITICS.
348
00:15:04,467 --> 00:15:08,834
OF COURSE. "HE KNOWS
ALL OF THE WORDS TO ALMOST
ALL OF THE U2 SONGS."
349
00:15:08,834 --> 00:15:10,200
OK, WE'RE DONE
WITH THIS HERE.
350
00:15:11,700 --> 00:15:13,900
LOOK, I'M AN UPRIGHT HOMBRE,
351
00:15:13,900 --> 00:15:16,800
SO I'D LIKE TO GIVE YOU
A FAIR SHAKE.
352
00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:18,934
HOW WOULD YOU HANDLE
A SITUATION
353
00:15:18,934 --> 00:15:22,700
WHERE TWO DELEGATES
AT THE SUMMIT GET INTO
A STRONG DISAGREEMENT?
354
00:15:22,700 --> 00:15:24,934
WELL, FIRST I WOULD, UH.
355
00:15:24,934 --> 00:15:26,934
I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT I WOULD DO.
356
00:15:26,934 --> 00:15:29,000
I WOULD USE MY BUBBLY
PERSONALITY TO GET THEM
357
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:32,033
TO BOTH AGREE WITH ME
SINCE I'M ALWAYS RIGHT.
358
00:15:32,033 --> 00:15:34,767
HEY, DID I SHOW
YOU MY SEVENTH GRADE
SOCCER TROPHY?
359
00:15:37,900 --> 00:15:39,100
IT'S FOR PARTICIPATION.
360
00:15:39,100 --> 00:15:41,133
I DIDN'T REALLY PLAY,
BUT I WAS NICE TO EVERYONE.
361
00:15:41,133 --> 00:15:43,667
I DO MORE
THAN PARTICIPATE.
I'M A LEADER.
362
00:15:43,667 --> 00:15:47,100
IN FACT, I SET
FASHION TRENDS AT SCHOOL
ON A REGULAR BASIS.
363
00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:51,567
READ THIS.
IT'S THE "W" VOLUME.
364
00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:59,100
OH, GOOD, THE MAGIC
IN THAT HAT KEEPS YOUR
HEAD NORMAL SIZE.
365
00:15:59,100 --> 00:16:01,033
BUT WHAT
ABOUT MAX'S POWERS?
366
00:16:01,033 --> 00:16:02,200
[DOORBELL RINGS]
367
00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:04,200
I'LL GET IT.
368
00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:12,100
BRAD, YOU COULDN'T
STAY AWAY FROM ME,
COULD YOU?
369
00:16:12,100 --> 00:16:15,033
OH, ALEX, YOU GET ME.
370
00:16:15,033 --> 00:16:16,667
THAT'S WHY I BROUGHT
YOU THESE CHOCOLATES. HERE.
371
00:16:16,667 --> 00:16:18,200
WOW, CANDY.
372
00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:19,734
LIKE WHAT A BOYFRIEND
WOULD GIVE A--
373
00:16:19,734 --> 00:16:21,400
IS THAT MR. LARITATE?
374
00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:22,600
COME ON IN.
375
00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:23,834
AW, HEY, MR. LARITATE.
376
00:16:23,834 --> 00:16:26,367
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
YOU'RE NOT HERE FOR ALEX.
377
00:16:26,367 --> 00:16:28,000
YOU'RE HERE 'CAUSE
IT'S MY INTERVIEW NIGHT.
378
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:31,000
OH, IS TONIGHT THE NIGHT
OF YOUR INTERVIEW?
379
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,600
WELL, I HAD NO IDEA.
380
00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:34,400
OH, HEY, MR. LARITATE.
381
00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:38,500
CHECK IT OUT! HEY!
WE'RE THE BOLO BOYS.
382
00:16:38,500 --> 00:16:41,367
BOLO TIES. WHY DIDN'T
I THINK OF THAT?
383
00:16:41,367 --> 00:16:42,734
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WITH YOUR HAT OFF?
384
00:16:42,734 --> 00:16:46,600
WE'VE GOT MR. LARITATE
OVER AND THAT GUY.
385
00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:47,734
WHO'S THAT GUY?
386
00:16:47,734 --> 00:16:49,600
HE'S BRAD.
HE'S MY NEW BOYFRIEND.
387
00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:51,734
I'LL DECIDE WHO
YOUR NEW BOYFRIEND IS.
388
00:16:51,734 --> 00:16:54,600
UH, MR. RUSSO, DID YOU
MAKE THIS SALSA?
IT'S FRESH.
389
00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:57,233
YOU GROW CILANTRO OUT ON
YOUR TERRACE, DON'T YOU?
390
00:16:57,233 --> 00:16:58,600
YES.
391
00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:00,233
I LIKE YOUR NEW BOYFRIEND.
392
00:17:01,934 --> 00:17:03,000
AH!
393
00:17:07,767 --> 00:17:09,567
WHY IS YOUR HEAD
GETTING BIGGER?
394
00:17:09,567 --> 00:17:10,700
IT'S NOT.
395
00:17:10,700 --> 00:17:12,200
MAYBE YOU'RE JUST
STANDING TOO CLOSE.
396
00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:13,367
NICE TRY.
397
00:17:13,367 --> 00:17:15,667
YOU DRANK BOTH HALVES
OF A POTION, DIDN'T YOU?
398
00:17:15,667 --> 00:17:17,500
YES, BUT IT WAS
FOR A GOOD REASON.
399
00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:20,000
I WANTED BRAD TO LIKE ME
MORE THAN JUST A FRIEND.
400
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,934
SO, YOU'D BE OK
WITH A GUY LIKING YOU
401
00:17:21,934 --> 00:17:23,600
JUST BECAUSE
HE'S UNDER A SPELL?
402
00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:24,767
WELL, THAT'S THE BEST PART.
403
00:17:24,767 --> 00:17:26,200
HE'S NOT UNDER A SPELL.
404
00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:27,667
I MESSED IT ALL UP AND HE
STILL BROUGHT ME CHOCOLATES.
405
00:17:27,667 --> 00:17:30,500
WELL, THEN,
I GUESS EVERYTHING'S
OK, ISN'T IT?
406
00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:32,000
I DON'T FEEL LIKE STEAKS.
407
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:36,500
I'VE GOT A CRAVING
FOR CHINESE FOOD. [HICCUPS]
408
00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:39,133
[DOORBELL RINGS]
409
00:17:39,133 --> 00:17:40,700
WONDER WHO THAT
CAN BE?
410
00:17:40,700 --> 00:17:42,734
I'LL JUST GO
AND SEE.
411
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:53,300
AHH!
412
00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:56,567
WHO ORDERED
CHINESE FOOD?
413
00:17:56,567 --> 00:17:58,734
I LOVE CHINESE FOOD.
414
00:17:58,734 --> 00:18:00,300
ALEX? JUSTIN?
415
00:18:00,300 --> 00:18:02,033
CAN I SHOW YOU SOMETHING?
416
00:18:02,033 --> 00:18:03,133
COME ON.
417
00:18:04,133 --> 00:18:05,233
GO ON!
418
00:18:16,367 --> 00:18:18,200
DOES THIS LOOK
OK TO YOU GUYS?
419
00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:21,934
BECAUSE I DON'T REMEMBER
MOVING TO CHINA!
420
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:24,934
WE DIDN'T DO THIS MAGIC,
DAD, I SWEAR.
421
00:18:24,934 --> 00:18:28,467
NO, MAX DID BECAUSE
HE CAN'T WEAR HIS HAT
BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO
422
00:18:28,467 --> 00:18:30,500
AND WE CAN'T FIX
ANY OF THIS RIGHT NOW
423
00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:32,133
BECAUSE OF ALL THOSE
PEOPLE INSIDE.
424
00:18:32,133 --> 00:18:34,000
SO, WHY DON'T WE GET THOSE
PEOPLE TO GO HOME?
425
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:38,934
THEY'RE 6,000 MILES AWAY
FROM THEIR HOMES!
426
00:18:38,934 --> 00:18:41,200
SO, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?
427
00:18:45,567 --> 00:18:48,300
WOW! WHATEVER MAX CRAVES,
THAT'S WHERE THE LOFT MOVES.
428
00:18:48,300 --> 00:18:50,200
HE DOES LOVE PINEAPPLE.
429
00:18:51,467 --> 00:18:52,734
I'VE NEVER BEEN TO HAWAII.
430
00:18:52,734 --> 00:18:55,567
COME ON, WE GOT TO
GET OUT OF HERE.
431
00:18:55,567 --> 00:18:58,233
COME ON, ACT NATURAL.
432
00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:13,367
WOW, I NEVER EXPECTED
TO BE ENTERTAINED WITH FOOD
FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD.
433
00:19:13,367 --> 00:19:15,834
THIS IS QUITE THE HOEDOWN.
434
00:19:15,834 --> 00:19:17,500
SPECTACULAR.
435
00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:19,767
IT'S TOO SPECTACULAR.
436
00:19:19,767 --> 00:19:21,500
THERE'S SOMETHING GOING
ON HERE, MR. LARITATE.
437
00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:24,967
YEAH, YOU BETTER
FIX THAT HITCH
IN YOUR GIDDY UP.
438
00:19:24,967 --> 00:19:27,934
WHAT JUSTIN DID WAS BRING
WORLD CULTURES TOGETHER
439
00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:30,867
DEMONSTRATING HIS
PASSION FOR WORLD AFFAIRS.
440
00:19:30,867 --> 00:19:35,000
YOU KNOW, JUSTIN,
THESE ARE THE QUALITIES
I'M LOOKING FOR.
441
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,200
YOU'RE GOING
TO THE WORLD SUMMIT.
442
00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:39,200
OH, MY GOSH!
443
00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:40,400
THAT'S GREAT!
444
00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:41,500
I WON!
445
00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:42,734
I LOST?
446
00:19:42,734 --> 00:19:43,867
I NEVER LOSE.
447
00:19:43,867 --> 00:19:45,000
I CAME HERE
TO MAKE SURE I WON.
448
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,467
THAT'S WHY YOU CAME HERE?
449
00:19:46,467 --> 00:19:48,900
I EVEN BOUGHT THIS
STUPID BOLO TIE.
450
00:19:48,900 --> 00:19:52,000
BOLO TIES
ARE NOT STUPID.
451
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,667
THEY'RE THE OFFICIAL
NECKWEAR OF ARIZONA.
452
00:19:56,233 --> 00:19:59,567
SLOPPY, SLOPPY WORK.
453
00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:04,200
YOU KNOW, I'M GONNA GET
MY WIFE SO WE CAN TAKE
THESE LESSONS TOGETHER.
454
00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:05,200
OH, YOU CAN'T LEAVE.
455
00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:06,200
WHAT'S THE RUSH?
456
00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:07,567
STAY.
457
00:20:07,567 --> 00:20:08,934
UH, MR. LARITATE, COULD YOU
HOLD ON JUST ONE MOMENT?
458
00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:12,200
BRAD, YOU DIDN'T
COME HERE FOR ME.
459
00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:13,600
YOU CAME HERE FOR YOU.
460
00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:15,000
I WANTED US TO BE
MORE THAN FRIENDS,
461
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,400
BUT YOU'RE NOT EVEN A FRIEND.
462
00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:18,400
I THINK WE SHOULD BREAK UP.
463
00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:19,967
BREAK UP?
464
00:20:19,967 --> 00:20:22,100
WE WERE NEVER GOING OUT.
465
00:20:23,567 --> 00:20:26,200
WELL, IN MY MIND WE WERE,
BUT NOW THAT'S ALL OVER.
466
00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:28,300
HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE
THEORETICALLY DUMPED?
467
00:20:32,767 --> 00:20:33,934
BRAD, YOU CAN GO,
468
00:20:33,934 --> 00:20:36,400
AND MR. LARITATE,
THANKS FOR STOPPING BY.
469
00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:37,500
OH, I'LL BE BACK.
470
00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:40,233
BETTER LUCK
NEXT TIME, BRAD.
471
00:20:40,233 --> 00:20:44,233
OH, AND SINCE YOU THINK
IT'S SO STUPID,
472
00:20:44,233 --> 00:20:47,100
YOU, SIR, HAVE NO
RIGHT TO WEAR THIS!
473
00:20:52,667 --> 00:20:56,800
WELL, I GUESS SINCE
I'M FREE SATURDAY NIGHT,
474
00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:58,567
I CAN GO TO THAT
CONCERT WITH YOU.
475
00:20:58,567 --> 00:21:00,233
I DON'T THINK SO.
476
00:21:00,233 --> 00:21:03,367
I'M NOBODY'S
SECOND CHOICE
BECAUSE I'M A PRIZE.
477
00:21:04,667 --> 00:21:06,100
YOU KNOW WHAT
I NEVER NOTICED BEFORE?
478
00:21:06,100 --> 00:21:08,100
BUT YOUR HEAD IS JUST A LITTLE
TOO BIG FOR YOUR BODY.
479
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,500
I KNOW.
GOOD-BYE.
480
00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:11,100
FINE. FINE.
481
00:21:11,100 --> 00:21:12,567
YOU KNOW, THERE'S
SOMETHING WEIRD ABOUT THIS,
482
00:21:12,567 --> 00:21:16,900
AND THERE'S SOMETHING
WEIRD ABOUT ALL YOU RUSSOS
483
00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:18,400
AND I'M GOING TO FIND
OUT WHAT IT IS.
484
00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:20,800
OH, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT,
BRAD. GOOD-BYE.
485
00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:26,300
WELL, CONGRATULATIONS
ON WINNING YOUR WORLD SUMMIT
DELEGEEK THING.
486
00:21:26,300 --> 00:21:29,467
THANKS, UH, SORRY ABOUT WHAT
HAPPENED WITH YOU AND BRAD.
487
00:21:29,467 --> 00:21:30,900
OH, IT'S OK.
488
00:21:30,900 --> 00:21:33,734
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU NOTICED,
BUT HE WAS A REAL SCHMOOZER.
489
00:21:33,734 --> 00:21:36,367
OH, REALLY.
YOU JUST NOTICED?
490
00:21:36,367 --> 00:21:39,300
HEY, DAD, HOW LONG
DO WE GOT TO LIVE
WITH BIG HEAD OVER HERE?
491
00:21:39,300 --> 00:21:42,967
COULD BE A FEW WEEKS
BEFORE IT WEARS OFF.
492
00:21:42,967 --> 00:21:44,000
UGH.
493
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,233
OR WE COULD TRY THIS.
494
00:21:48,500 --> 00:21:50,300
OK, THERE YOU GO.
495
00:21:50,300 --> 00:21:51,934
NOW, CLEAN THIS UP.
496
00:21:59,467 --> 00:22:02,033
OH, THAT IS SO SWEET.
497
00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:05,467
WHERE DID ALL THIS COME FROM?
498
00:22:05,467 --> 00:22:06,500
ME.
499
00:22:07,734 --> 00:22:09,233
I THOUGHT THE POTION
WORE OFF.
500
00:22:09,233 --> 00:22:11,667
IT DID, WHAT DIDN'T WEAR
OFF IS HOW GOOD I FEEL
501
00:22:11,667 --> 00:22:12,967
ABOUT SENDING
MYSELF FLOWERS.
502
00:22:12,967 --> 00:22:14,934
WHO'S GOING TO BE KINDER
TO ME THAN ME?
503
00:22:14,934 --> 00:22:17,700
CERTAINLY NOT ME.
504
00:22:17,700 --> 00:22:20,600
OH, MY GOSH,
I AM SO FUNNY.
505
00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:22,500
I DIDN'T SEE
THAT COMING.
506
00:22:22,500 --> 00:22:24,467
WHOO!
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