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OK, ALEX,
CHANGE ME BA-ACK.
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OH, BUT DADDY, YOU LOOK
SO CUTE AS A GOAT.
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LET'S MAKE HIM
EAT A TIN CAN!
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NOT FUNNY, MA-AX.
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ALEX, CHANGE ME BA-ACK!
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OK, OK.
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HUMANOZA ESPINOZA.
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OHH.
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WE REALLY GOT YOUR GOAT,
HUH, DAD?
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THAT'S IT, YOU JUST
LAUGHED YOUR WAY
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INTO ONE-HOUR STUDY HALL,
STARTING NOW. LET'S GO.
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BUT WE DIDN'T EVEN...
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AND THAT MEANS WORKING
ON YOUR WIZARD HOMEWORK
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AND NOT MESSING AROUND.
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WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, HUH?
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[LAUGHS, BLEATS]
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THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG
WITH THAT SPELL.
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OR MAYBE IT'S ME.
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NO, IT'S GOT TO BE
THE SPELL. HEH.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING
ON THE WIZARD COMPUTER?
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YEAH, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO
BE DOING OUR HOMEWORK,
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NOT SURFING
THE WORLD WIDE WIZ WEB.
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I HAVE TO DO
A LITTLE SHOPPING.
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I LIKE TO LOOK GOOD
WHEN I'M DOING MY HOMEWORK.
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OH, THIS PLACE HAS THE BEST
NO-TRIP HIGH HEELS.
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NO MATTER HOW HIGH THE
HEELS ARE, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE
TO TWIST YOUR ANKLE.
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I HAVE TO TRY SOME ON.
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[COMPUTER DINGS]
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MM, THEY WERE CUTER
ON THE SCREEN.
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OH, LOOK, HERE'S
SOMETHING FOR JUSTIN.
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CHECK IT OUT--
MINI DRAGONS FOR SALE.
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OK, NOW I'M GETTING
OUT OF HERE BECAUSE I DON'T
WANT TO GET INVOLVED--
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OH, THAT IS
THE CUTEST LITTLE
DOG I'VE EVER SEEN!
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HEY, BOY!
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NOT ONLY IS HE CUTE,
BUT HE'S ALSO A DRAGON.
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THAT'S RIGHT,
A MYTHICAL CREATURE
AND A DOG COMBINED!
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NOW TELL ME,
HOW MANY WOULD YOU LIKE?
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UH, WE'RE
JUST LOOKING.
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WHAT WOULD IT TAKE
FOR ME...
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TO GET YOU INVOLVED IN
ONE OF THESE MARVELOUS
LITTLE DRAGON DOGS TODAY?
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UH, I DON'T GET IT.
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IS IT A DRAGON,
OR IS IT A DOG?
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IT WAS CHARMED TO LOOK
LIKE A DOG SO IT COULD
EXIST IN THE REAL WORLD.
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NOW BEAT IT, KID.
I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A SALE.
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OK, HOW ARE WE GONNA
HAVE A DRAGON DOG?
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MOM WOULD TOTALLY
FREAK OUT.
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WAIT!
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IF YOU GUYS BUY
RIGHT NOW,
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I WILL THROW IN
A SMOKE DETECTOR
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AND A SMALL DEVICE
THAT CUTS TOMATOES.
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YOU MEAN
LIKE A KNIFE?
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KID...
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HERE IS A ROLL
OF QUARTERS.
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KNOCK YOURSELF OUT.
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WITH WHAT?
THE QUARTERS.
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HE SEEMS FRIENDLY.
I BET YOU HE'S NOT
MUCH OF A GUARD DOG.
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[BARKS]
WHOA!
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THAT IS AWESOME.
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I LIKE HIM.
HE'S FEISTY.
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EH, DRAGON IN A BEAGLE SUIT.
WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
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OH, I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT THE BIG DEAL IS.
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THIS DOG DRAGON
IS ON SALE FOR
5 MILLION CUBIKS.
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AND BECAUSE
YOU HAVE A COUPON--
HERE, TAKE THAT.
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IT'S 20% OFF.
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DUDE, YOU SHOULD TOTALLY
GET HIM. HE'S ON SALE.
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PLUS HE'LL THROW
IN A TOMATO SLICER.
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SORRY, I CAN'T GET ANOTHER
DOG AGAIN. NO WAY.
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NOT AFTER WHAT HAPPENED
WITH WILLY.
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WHO'S WILLY?
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HE'S, UH,
HE'S THE DOG WE HAD
WHEN YOU WERE A BABY.
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OH, NO.
HERE COMES THE TEARS,
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OR AS JUSTIN CALLS HIM,
"HIS ALLERGIES."
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WHEN I WAS 7,
HE, UH, GOT LOST,
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AND I SWORE I'D NEVER
LOVE ANOTHER DOG AGAIN.
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I GOTTA GO.
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MY ALLERGIES
ARE ACTING UP.
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I'LL TAKE HIM. JUSTIN'S
GONNA LOVE ME FOR THIS.
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BUT JUSTIN JUST SAID
THAT HE DOESN'T WANT A DOG.
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TRUST ME,
JUSTIN WANTS A DOG.
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TRUST HER,
JUSTIN WANTS A DOG.
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HERE'S 5 MILLION CUBIKS
IN U.S. CURRENCY.
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OH, I KNOW
THE EXCHANGE RATE.
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I ORDER FROM
THE ABERCROMBIE AND WITCH
CATALOGUE ALL THE TIME.
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GOOD.
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YOUR 5-SECOND WARRANTY
JUST ENDED RIGHT NOW.
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WELL, LET'S GO FIND
A CUTE DOGGIE SWEATER
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TO MATCH THAT
CUTE DOGGIE FACE.
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COME ON, DRAGON.
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[BARKS]
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MY DOG BURNT MY HOMEWORK.
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THAT'LL BE A NEW ONE.
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♪ WELL, YOU KNOW EVERYTHING'S
GONNA BE A BREEZE ♪
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♪ THE END WILL NO DOUBT
JUSTIFY THE MEANS ♪
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♪ YOU CAN FIX ANY PROBLEM
WITH THE SLIGHTEST OF EASE ♪
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♪ YES, PLEASE ♪
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♪ BUT YOU MIGHT FIND OUT
IT'LL GO TO YOUR HEAD ♪
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♪ WHEN YOU WRITE A REPORT
ON A BOOK YOU NEVER READ ♪
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♪ WITH A SNAP OF YOUR FINGERS,
YOU CAN MAKE YOUR BED ♪
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♪ THAT'S WHAT I SAID ♪
♪ AHH ♪
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♪ EVERYTHING
IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS ♪
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♪ WHEN YOU CAN GET
ALL YOU WANTED ♪
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♪ IN YOUR WILDEST DREAMS ♪
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♪ YOU MIGHT RUN INTO TROUBLE
IF YOU GO TO EXTREMES ♪
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♪ BECAUSE EVERYTHING
IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS ♪
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♪ AHH ♪
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♪ EVERYTHING
IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS ♪
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♪ WHEN YOU CAN HAVE WHAT YOU
WANT BY THE SIMPLEST OF MEANS ♪
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♪ 1, 2 ♪
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♪ BE CAREFUL NOT TO MESS
WITH THE BALANCE OF THINGS ♪
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♪ BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS NOT ♪
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♪ WHAT IT SEEMS ♪
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JUSTIN, YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS.
CLOSE YOUR EYES.
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OK, BUT I'M NOT GONNA
TASTE ANYTHING.
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TA-DA!
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ALEX, WHAT'S THAT
DRAGON DOG DOING HERE?
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I TOLD YOU I DON'T WANT
ANOTHER PET.
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WELL, I THINK YOU DO,
AND SO DID THE DRAGON SELLER.
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OF COURSE HE DID.
HE'S A DRAGON SELLER.
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AND BESIDES,
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA
TELL MOM AND DAD?
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MOM AND DAD DON'T HAVE TO
KNOW HE'S A DRAGON.
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I'LL JUST SAY
THAT I FOUND A DOG.
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'CAUSE IT'S A DOG,
AND IT LOOKS LIKE A DOG...
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THAT BARKS FIRE.
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OK, I APPRECIATE
WHAT YOU'RE TRYING
TO DO FOR ME HERE,
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BUT I CAN'T GO DOWN
THIS PATH AGAIN.
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AND BESIDES, YOU KNOW
ABOUT MY ALLERGIES.
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IT'S CRYING.
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I'M ALLERGIC TO SADNESS!
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LOOK, I KNOW LOSING WILLY
BROKE YOUR HEART,
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BUT THE TRUTH IS HE DIDN'T
RUN AWAY AND GET LOST.
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HE...HE GOT OUT BECAUSE...
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BECAUSE I KIND OF
LET HIM OUT.
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IT WAS YOU?
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MOM AND DAD TOLD ME
IT WAS THE PIZZA
DELIVERY GUY!
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I HAVEN'T EATEN PIZZA
IN LIKE 8 YEARS!
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DON'T BE MAD. I WAS 5.
I WANTED TO TAKE WILLY
FOR A WALK,
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AND HE WANTED TO GO
FOR A RUN.
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YOU SAYING
YOU FEEL GUILTY?
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RARELY, BUT YES.
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ALL RIGHT.
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HEY, BUDDY!
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THAT'S A GOOD BOY.
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OH, HE JUST DID
THAT THING WITH
HIS NOSE LIKE WILLY DID!
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DO YOU LIKE
YOUR NEW HOME, BOY?
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IT CAN NOD! HA HA HA!
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THANKS, ALEX.
HE'S AWESOME.
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AH, I LOVE
A GOOD LUNCH RUSH.
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ME, TOO.
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I JUST WISH EVERYONE
WOULDN'T SHOW UP AT ONCE.
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WHAT'S THAT?
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A DOG. JUST A DOG.
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YEAH, WHAT'S
IT DOING HERE?
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UH, I FOUND IT WANDERING
ALONE IN WAVERLY PLACE,
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LONELY,
LOOKING FOR A HOME,
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LOOKING FOR
A HALF-LATINO FAMILY.
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IT'S DESTINY.
WE HAVE TO KEEP HIM.
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HEY, BUDDY.
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HOW YOU DOING, BOY?
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GOOD BOY. SPEAK!
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NO, DON'T SPEAK!
DON'T SPEAK! SHH!
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WHY NOT?
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OH, BECAUSE IF HE SPEAKS,
THERE'LL BE FIRE.
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WH--
WHAT?
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WHAT MAX
IS TRYING TO SAY
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IS THAT HE'S SAVING
HIS VOICE FOR THOSE
BARKING DOG ALBUMS.
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HE DOES A MEAN
BON JOVI.
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WELL, SEE?
HE'S MULTI-TALENTED.
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I--I THINK WE SHOULD
KEEP HIM, THERESA.
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OH, WE CAN'T KEEP
A LOST DOG.
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SOMEONE'S PROBABLY
OUT OF THEIR MIND
LOOKING FOR HIM.
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OH, THAT IS SO TRUE.
YOU'RE RIGHT, MOM.
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AND WE SHOULD PROBABLY
PUT FLYERS UP IN THE CITY
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SO WE CAN FIND
ITS RIGHTFUL OWNER.
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REALLY?
BUT HE'S SO CUTE.
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COME ON, ALEX. YOU PICK
NOW TO BE RESPONSIBLE?
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ABSOLUTELY.
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WE'LL SCOUR THE CITY
FOR THE OWNER.
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AND ON THE OFF CHANCE
THAT WE COME UP SHORT,
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ONLY THEN CAN WE
KEEP THE DOG.
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HMM. THAT'S, UH,
VERY MATURE, ALEX.
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I'M PROUD OF YOU.
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OH, SO THAT'S BEEN
YOUR PLAN ALL ALONG, HUH?
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PLAY WITH MY FRAGILE HEART,
AND THEN CRUSH IT?
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WHAT HAPPENS IF THE RIGHTFUL
DOG OWNER COMES ALONG
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AND SEES
THE "LOST DOG" SIGN?
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NO ONE'S GONNA
CLAIM IT BECAUSE
IT'S NOT LOST, OR A DOG.
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AND YOU'RE
THE SMART ONE?
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[SIGHS] YOU'RE RIGHT.
I'M SORRY.
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I'M JUST A LITTLE PANICKED
OVER WHAT HAPPENED
WITH WILLY.
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LET IT GO. I WAS 5.
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AS LONG AS HE'S HERE,
WHAT SHOULD WE CALL HIM?
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OOH, I KNOW!
HERE'S AN IDEA! SPOT.
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NO, WAIT. PAWS.
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OOH, OOH! PATCHES!
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I THINK WE SHOULD
CALL IT DRAGON.
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WHAT? WHY WOULD WE
CALL IT THAT?
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YEAH, WHY?
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'CAUSE IT'S A DRAGON!
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I SWEAR I DIDN'T
SAY ANYTHING.
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ITS NAME IS
RIGHT HERE ON ITS TAG.
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IT'S NAME IS DRAGON.
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OH! HEH.
[SIGHS]
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THE NAME DRAGON
IS ON ITS TAG.
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I LOVE THE NAME DRAGON.
GOOD EYE, MOM.
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IT'S LIKE IT WAS MEANT
TO BE. OK, LET'S TALK
ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE NOW!
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HEY, CHARLIE, COULD I HANG
ONE OF THESE "FOUND DOG"
SIGNS ON YOUR STAND?
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WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME,
SWEETHEART?
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WHERE'S CHARLIE?
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LET'S JUST SAY CHARLIE
WENT TO THE BANK
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TO GET THE CANDY
HE OWES ME.
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AND BY CANDY I MEAN MONEY.
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YEAH, I KIND OF FIGURED THAT
WHEN YOU SAID "BANK."
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UM, CAN I HANG ONE OF THESE
SIGNS ON YOUR STAND?
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I'LL GIVE YOU
A BRONX-STRAMI SWISS ON RYE.
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HOW ABOUT A BRONX-STRAMI
SWISS AND A KISS?
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HOW ABOUT A BRONX-STRAMI
SWISS AND A BOWL OF SOUP?
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CUP OF SOUP. FOOT-LONG.
NO CHEAPIN' OUT ON THE CHEESE.
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AND A MEANINGFUL HUG.
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NO HUG. DONE.
220
00:09:26,567 --> 00:09:29,100
YOU'LL COME AROUND.
THEY ALWAYS DO.
221
00:09:29,100 --> 00:09:32,100
WELL, I DON'T KNOW
WHO THEY ARE,
BUT I'M NOT ONE OF THEM.
222
00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:37,567
HE'S JUST LIKE WILLY!
223
00:09:37,567 --> 00:09:40,033
HE LIKES DOG TREATS,
SQUEAK TOYS,
AND TOILET WATER.
224
00:09:40,033 --> 00:09:42,033
[SQUEAKING]
HE ATE A SQUEAK TOY.
225
00:09:42,033 --> 00:09:44,033
THAT'S OK, DRAGON.
YOU'RE STILL THE BEST.
226
00:09:44,033 --> 00:09:46,033
OH, LET ME GET
A PICTURE OF YOU, BOY.
227
00:09:46,033 --> 00:09:48,000
SIT.
228
00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:49,900
THIS'LL GO GREAT IN
THE ACTIVITIES CHAPTER
229
00:09:49,900 --> 00:09:52,000
OF THE PHOTO ALBUM
I'M PUTTING TOGETHER.
230
00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:53,934
CUTE PUP.
WHAT'S HIS NAME?
231
00:09:53,934 --> 00:09:55,400
DRAGON.
232
00:09:55,400 --> 00:09:57,200
NOT--NOT BECAUSE
HE IS A DRAGON.
233
00:09:57,200 --> 00:09:59,567
NO, BECAUSE THERE'S
NO SUCH THING AS DRAGONS.
234
00:09:59,567 --> 00:10:01,734
HA! I SHOULD
STOP TALKING.
235
00:10:01,734 --> 00:10:03,300
DOES HE FETCH?
236
00:10:03,300 --> 00:10:05,467
NO, HE DOESN'T FETCH.
YOU PROBABLY DON'T
WANT TO DO THAT!
237
00:10:05,467 --> 00:10:07,300
[DRAGON BARKS]
238
00:10:07,300 --> 00:10:08,834
WERE THOSE WINGS?
239
00:10:08,834 --> 00:10:12,100
OH, OH, YEAH.
GOOD ONE, FRANKIE.
240
00:10:12,100 --> 00:10:13,767
YEAH, A DOG WITH WINGS.
241
00:10:13,767 --> 00:10:16,767
YEAH, DRAGON'S JUST LIKE
MICHAEL JORDAN.
242
00:10:16,767 --> 00:10:19,233
EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE,
A SUPERSTAR COMES ALONG
243
00:10:19,233 --> 00:10:21,500
AND ELEVATES
THE WHOLE GAME. HEH.
244
00:10:21,500 --> 00:10:23,100
WHY IS IT BURNT?
245
00:10:23,100 --> 00:10:24,600
IT--IT'S NOT BURNT.
246
00:10:24,600 --> 00:10:26,400
IT'S JUST--
IT'S JUST LIKE TOAST.
247
00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:28,233
YOU JUST BRUSH OFF
ALL THE BLACK STUFF,
248
00:10:28,233 --> 00:10:30,100
AND IT'S
GOOD AS NEW. SEE?
249
00:10:30,100 --> 00:10:32,767
ALL RIGHT,
IT WORKS FOR NOW.
250
00:10:32,767 --> 00:10:36,300
BUT SOMETHING DOESN'T
SMELL RIGHT ON WAVERLY PLACE.
251
00:10:37,667 --> 00:10:39,400
YOU LEAVE THE BOROUGH,
252
00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:42,867
YOU CHECK IN WITH ME.
253
00:10:42,867 --> 00:10:44,100
THAT WAS A CLOSE CALL.
254
00:10:44,100 --> 00:10:46,300
WE GOTTA TRAIN DRAGON TO
ACT LIKE A NORMAL DOG.
255
00:10:46,300 --> 00:10:47,500
[MEOW]
OH, THERE'S A CAT.
256
00:10:47,500 --> 00:10:49,133
GO GET HIM!
257
00:10:51,934 --> 00:10:54,100
NOT YOU. DRAGON!
258
00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:01,700
HEY, AH! STAY DOWN.
259
00:11:01,700 --> 00:11:03,967
AH, HE DID IT!
260
00:11:03,967 --> 00:11:05,567
BUT IT WAS KIND
OF COOLER WHEN--
261
00:11:05,567 --> 00:11:08,900
SHH! DON'T SAY F-L-Y
AROUND HIM.
262
00:11:08,900 --> 00:11:11,233
F-L-Y...
263
00:11:11,233 --> 00:11:12,667
OH, FLY!
264
00:11:12,667 --> 00:11:14,300
[GASPS]
265
00:11:14,300 --> 00:11:16,100
BOY, IT'S SO HOT
OUT HERE.
266
00:11:16,100 --> 00:11:18,133
FLY! FLY!
WHAT?
267
00:11:18,133 --> 00:11:22,100
OH, NOTHING.
UH, I SAID THERE'S
A LOT OF FLIES OUT HERE.
268
00:11:22,100 --> 00:11:23,600
WHERE?
269
00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:25,033
NOT UP THERE.
I MEANT ANTS.
270
00:11:25,033 --> 00:11:26,200
OH.
271
00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:28,233
FLYING ANTS. HEH HEH.
272
00:11:28,233 --> 00:11:30,300
I HATE ANTS.
273
00:11:30,300 --> 00:11:32,100
YOU KNOW,
THERE WAS THIS ONE TIME,
274
00:11:32,100 --> 00:11:34,400
YOUR FATHER FELL ASLEEP
WITH A DANISH
ON HIS CHEST,
275
00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:35,500
AND IN THE MORNING--
276
00:11:35,500 --> 00:11:37,500
WE KNOW, WE KNOW.
HE HAD AN ANT BEARD.
277
00:11:37,500 --> 00:11:39,100
GO, GO. FLY, FLY.
278
00:11:39,100 --> 00:11:40,767
GO GET THE ANT SPRAY.
279
00:11:40,767 --> 00:11:45,300
MAN, WE'RE LUCKY THAT
THE WORD "FLY" CAME UP
A LOT IN CONVERSATION.
280
00:11:45,300 --> 00:11:46,800
[WINGS FLAPPING]
281
00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:48,100
AAH!
282
00:11:51,900 --> 00:11:54,233
PLEASE TELL ME
THAT WAS SLOBBER.
283
00:11:54,233 --> 00:11:56,900
OK. THAT WAS SLOBBER.
284
00:12:08,300 --> 00:12:10,567
COME ON, GUYS.
WE GOTTA GO CHECK ON DRAGON.
285
00:12:10,567 --> 00:12:12,734
YEAH, WE'VE NEVER
LEFT HIM HOME ALONE BEFORE.
286
00:12:12,734 --> 00:12:14,567
HEY, GUYS,
I'M SURE HE'S JUST FINE.
287
00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:16,734
AND IF ANYONE MESSED
WITH HIM, HE'D JUST
BREATHE FIRE.
288
00:12:16,734 --> 00:12:18,734
YEAH, THAT'S WHAT
WE'RE WORRIED ABOUT.
289
00:12:18,734 --> 00:12:21,600
WHAT? I THOUGHT WE JUST
DIDN'T WANT HIM TO
TAKE LEAKS IN THE HOUSE.
290
00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:23,734
HEY, GUYS. GOTTA GO
CHECK ON DRAGON.
291
00:12:23,734 --> 00:12:25,867
WAIT! JUSTIN?
292
00:12:25,867 --> 00:12:28,000
JUSTIN!
I'LL GO TELL HIM.
293
00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:29,233
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
294
00:12:29,233 --> 00:12:32,600
UM, THOSE FLYERS
YOU PUT UP WORKED.
295
00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:34,767
DRAGON'S RIGHTFUL OWNER
CAME BY AND PICKED HIM UP
296
00:12:34,767 --> 00:12:36,200
WHILE YOU KIDS
WERE AT SCHOOL.
297
00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:38,000
WHAT RIGHTFUL OWNER?
298
00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:40,734
HEY, GUYS,
WHERE'S DRAGON?
299
00:12:40,734 --> 00:12:43,567
HIS--HIS OWNER
CLAIMED HIM.
300
00:12:43,567 --> 00:12:44,867
HIS OWNER?
301
00:12:44,867 --> 00:12:46,600
HONEY, I'M SO SORRY.
302
00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:48,734
I KNOW HOW MUCH
YOU LOVED HIM.
303
00:12:48,734 --> 00:12:50,767
HE'S GONE?
304
00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:55,700
THERE'S SO MUCH
WE DIDN'T GET TO DO.
305
00:12:55,700 --> 00:12:59,000
JUSTIN, I'M SORRY.
306
00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:01,567
THANKS A LOT.
307
00:13:01,567 --> 00:13:04,133
THIS IS WHY
I DIDN'T WANT TO GET
CLOSE TO ANOTHER DOG.
308
00:13:04,133 --> 00:13:06,667
YOU DID IT TO ME AGAIN.
309
00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:23,033
YOU LOST YOUR FOUND DOG?
310
00:13:23,033 --> 00:13:25,300
WHY DON'T YOU REST YOUR HEAD
ON FRANKIE'S SHOULDER
311
00:13:25,300 --> 00:13:27,400
AND TELL HIM
ALL ABOUT IT.
312
00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:30,600
I WOULD, BUT I DON'T
HAVE TIME FOR YOU
TO GET A LADDER.
313
00:13:32,133 --> 00:13:34,200
THIS IS SERIOUS.
SOMEONE CLAIMED DRAGON,
314
00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:36,100
BUT WHOEVER IT WAS
WASN'T THE REAL OWNER.
315
00:13:36,100 --> 00:13:39,300
THAT'S WEIRD 'CAUSE HE
LOOKED LIKE A DOG LOVER.
316
00:13:39,300 --> 00:13:40,767
YOU SAW HIM? WHO WAS HE?
317
00:13:40,767 --> 00:13:43,000
YOU GOT A MEATBALL SUB
WITH MY NAME ON IT?
318
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,600
I'LL GIVE YOU
THE BREAD NOW,
319
00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:47,233
AND YOU'LL GET YOUR
MEATBALLS AFTER WE
FIND THE DOGNAPPER.
320
00:13:47,233 --> 00:13:49,834
GUY CAME OUT WITH YOUR DOG
AND BOUGHT THIS.
321
00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:53,600
A PROGRAM
FOR THE HUDSON DOG SHOW.
322
00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,667
THE HUDSON DOG SHOW?
WHEN IS IT?
323
00:13:55,667 --> 00:13:58,967
WHY DON'T YOU BUY A COPY
AND FIND OUT?
324
00:13:58,967 --> 00:14:00,767
I HAVE TO BUY IT?
325
00:14:00,767 --> 00:14:03,200
DO I COME INTO
YOUR RESTAURANT,
326
00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:05,600
LICK A SANDWICH,
AND LEAVE?
327
00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:07,867
ZINGER!
328
00:14:07,867 --> 00:14:10,300
THAT'LL BE $8.00, PLEASE.
329
00:14:10,300 --> 00:14:12,500
[SCOFFS] OK.
330
00:14:12,500 --> 00:14:13,934
[SIGHS]
331
00:14:13,934 --> 00:14:16,200
IT'S TODAY!
332
00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:18,734
I'D LIKE TO RETURN
THIS FOR A REFUND.
333
00:14:18,734 --> 00:14:20,200
ZINGER!
334
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,600
AHEM.
335
00:14:37,667 --> 00:14:39,200
MAY I HELP YOU?
336
00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:42,967
YEAH, CAN I GET
A HOUND OF CORNED BEEF?
337
00:14:42,967 --> 00:14:46,000
I'M SORRY,
DID YOU SAY "HOUND"?
338
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,567
NO.
339
00:14:47,567 --> 00:14:50,767
OH. MAN, EVERYTHING REMINDS
ME OF DRAGON. EVERYTHING!
340
00:14:50,767 --> 00:14:52,233
THAT'S ROUGH.
341
00:14:52,233 --> 00:14:54,100
RUFF!
342
00:14:54,100 --> 00:14:56,200
THAT'S WHAT
HE USED TO SAY.
343
00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:58,200
UM...
344
00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:00,700
A POUND OF CORNED BEEF
COMING UP.
THANK YOU.
345
00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:03,600
MAX, CAN YOU GO
IN THE BACK AND GRAB
SOME MORE TO-GO PUPS?
346
00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:05,133
PUPS?
347
00:15:05,133 --> 00:15:06,867
NO, TO-GO CUPS.
348
00:15:07,967 --> 00:15:10,200
ALL HE CAN THINK ABOUT
IS DRAGON.
349
00:15:12,367 --> 00:15:15,367
JUSTIN, MAX,
YOU'RE COMING WITH ME.
WE'RE GETTING DRAGON BACK.
350
00:15:15,367 --> 00:15:18,100
OH! DAD, WE'RE TAKING
OUR LUNCH BREAK.
351
00:15:18,100 --> 00:15:19,400
COME ON, GUYS,
HURRY!
352
00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:22,900
FURRY! HE WAS SO FURRY!
I MISS HIM!
353
00:15:31,033 --> 00:15:32,867
3 TICKETS FOR THE
DOG SHOW, PLEASE.
354
00:15:32,867 --> 00:15:34,500
IT'S SOLD OUT.
355
00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:36,033
WHAT?
356
00:15:36,033 --> 00:15:38,400
APPARENTLY A LOT OF PEOPLE
LIKE WATCHING DOGS
357
00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:40,300
RUN AROUND ON PLASTIC GRASS.
358
00:15:40,300 --> 00:15:44,900
NO DOG, NO WAY IN.
359
00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:47,734
LARGE FRIES. SEE IF
THERE'S A TOY INCLUDED.
360
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:52,734
ALEX WILL TALK US IN.
SHE'S A MASTER.
361
00:15:52,734 --> 00:15:55,767
I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND.
COME ON, GUYS.
IT'S NOT HAPPENING.
362
00:15:55,767 --> 00:15:58,600
WHAT? THAT'S IT? WE'RE NOT
GETTING MY DOG BACK?
363
00:15:58,600 --> 00:16:00,200
OF COURSE WE'RE GETTING
YOUR DOG BACK.
364
00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:01,600
WE JUST NEED
TO GET A DOG FIRST.
365
00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:04,467
WHERE ARE WE GONNA FIND
A DOG WITHOUT AN OWNER?
366
00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:08,867
IT WORKED. WE'RE IN.
367
00:16:08,867 --> 00:16:10,367
LET'S GET MAX.
368
00:16:14,700 --> 00:16:17,500
OK. HUMANOZA ESPINOZA.
369
00:16:23,700 --> 00:16:25,500
BEING A DOG IS WEIRD.
370
00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:27,400
ALL YOU WANT TO DO
IS JUST CHASE YOUR TAIL.
371
00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:30,600
I DON'T THINK I GOT
THE SPELL QUITE RIGHT.
372
00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:32,567
WHAT MAKES YOU
SAY THAT?
373
00:16:32,567 --> 00:16:34,734
[SNIFFING]
374
00:16:34,734 --> 00:16:37,200
UGH, I CAN STILL
SMELL EVERYTHING...
375
00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:39,567
EVERYTHING I WANT
TO PUT IN MY MOUTH.
376
00:16:41,567 --> 00:16:43,033
[GROWLS]
377
00:16:43,033 --> 00:16:44,567
LOOK! THERE HE IS.
378
00:16:44,567 --> 00:16:45,800
DRAGON?
379
00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:48,033
AND THE DRAGON SELLER.
HE STOLE DRAGON BACK.
380
00:16:48,033 --> 00:16:49,734
HE'S A CON WIZARD!
381
00:16:49,734 --> 00:16:51,400
COME ON,
LET'S GO GET DRAGON.
382
00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:54,500
HEY, YOU'RE A THIEF.
YOU SOLD US THAT DOG
AND THEN STOLE IT BACK.
383
00:16:54,500 --> 00:16:57,100
IT'S THE CIRCLE OF LIFE,
CHILDREN.
384
00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:58,500
WE WANT OUR DOG BACK.
385
00:16:58,500 --> 00:17:00,667
LOOK, KID,
YOU PLAYED THE GAME,
386
00:17:00,667 --> 00:17:02,000
AND YOU LOST.
387
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,767
YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU GO HOME,
388
00:17:03,767 --> 00:17:06,367
AND THE MONEY
YOU SPENT ON THE DOG
389
00:17:06,367 --> 00:17:09,600
WAS A LESSON WELL LEARNED.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
390
00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:11,734
NO DEAL. WE'RE TAKING
DRAGON HOME.
391
00:17:11,734 --> 00:17:13,867
I DON'T THINK SO.
392
00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:15,867
LOOK, HE'S GONE.
393
00:17:15,867 --> 00:17:18,200
[SNIFFS]
OH, HE'S NOT GONE.
394
00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:20,100
HE'S STILL HERE.
I CAN SMELL HIM.
395
00:17:20,100 --> 00:17:23,500
ALL WE HAVE TO DO
IS GET MAX TO SMELL
THE BEAGLES.
396
00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:25,367
HOW DO YOU KNOW
HE'S STILL A BEAGLE?
397
00:17:25,367 --> 00:17:27,867
I CHANGED HIM
FROM A DRAGON
INTO A BEAGLE.
398
00:17:27,867 --> 00:17:29,867
I CAN CHANGE HIM
INTO ANY DOG
THAT I WANT.
399
00:17:29,867 --> 00:17:31,700
I CAN CHANGE HIM
INTO A TERRIER MIX,
400
00:17:31,700 --> 00:17:33,367
INTO AN IRISH
BLOODHOUND,
401
00:17:33,367 --> 00:17:35,400
OR TO WHATEVER THAT IS.
402
00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:38,900
OH, IT'S NOT THAT.
THAT IS A RAT
WITH A BLOW DRY.
403
00:17:38,900 --> 00:17:40,867
[MOUTHS WORDS]
404
00:17:40,867 --> 00:17:42,400
MAX!
405
00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:44,000
CAN YOU
SNIFF OUT DRAGON?
406
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,900
I CAN TRY.
407
00:17:45,900 --> 00:17:48,033
[SNIFFING] NOPE.
408
00:17:48,033 --> 00:17:50,400
[SNIFFING] NOT THIS ONE.
409
00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:54,300
[SNIFFING]
OH, DEFINITELY NOT THIS ONE.
410
00:17:54,300 --> 00:17:58,100
ARE YOU THROUGH?
FREAK.
411
00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:03,300
BOB, BRING AROUND
THE SECURITY TRAILER.
I GOT A SNIFFER.
412
00:18:06,834 --> 00:18:08,900
GREAT. HOW ARE WE
GONNA FIND DRAGON NOW?
413
00:18:08,900 --> 00:18:11,667
OUR SNIFFER JUST GOT
THROWN IN DOG SHOW JAIL.
414
00:18:11,667 --> 00:18:13,000
OH, I KNOW!
415
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,133
DRAGONS
DON'T CHASE CATS.
416
00:18:15,133 --> 00:18:17,867
IF WE HAD A CAT,
ALL THE DOGS WOULD
GO WILD CHASING IT,
417
00:18:17,867 --> 00:18:19,367
EXCEPT FOR DRAGON.
I'M ON IT.
418
00:18:19,367 --> 00:18:20,600
I'LL CHANGE MYSELF
INTO A CAT.
419
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,400
BUT YOU ALWAYS
MESS UP THE SPELL.
420
00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:24,133
DO YOU HAVE A BETTER IDEA?
DIDN'T THINK SO.
421
00:18:24,133 --> 00:18:26,500
ANIMOSA ESPINOZA.
422
00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:28,867
HOW DO I LOOK? CUTE, HUH?
423
00:18:28,867 --> 00:18:30,867
[MEOWS]
424
00:18:30,867 --> 00:18:33,000
[PEOPLE SHOUTING]
425
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,667
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
UH...
426
00:18:36,834 --> 00:18:38,867
UH, I THINK YOU MESSED UP
THE SPELL AGAIN.
427
00:18:38,867 --> 00:18:41,367
OH, NO! I'M THE TIGER.
428
00:18:41,367 --> 00:18:43,300
I GOTTA GET
THAT SPELL RIGHT.
429
00:18:45,900 --> 00:18:47,667
BOB,
BRING THE CATNIP.
430
00:18:47,667 --> 00:18:48,900
ALL OF IT.
431
00:18:51,367 --> 00:18:54,133
MAKE SURE I GET
EXTRA KETCHUP.
432
00:18:58,600 --> 00:19:01,133
BOB...
433
00:19:01,133 --> 00:19:03,667
BOB?
434
00:19:03,667 --> 00:19:06,100
DRAGON!
435
00:19:10,834 --> 00:19:13,834
OK, I LEFT HIM A BEAGLE,
AND YOU FOUND HIM.
436
00:19:13,834 --> 00:19:16,367
GOOD WORK,
VELMA AND SHAGGY.
437
00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:22,000
COME ON.
438
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,000
[GROWLING]
439
00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:28,200
UH...
440
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:30,200
SCARY.
441
00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:32,100
I STILL KNOW
IT'S YOU, KID.
442
00:19:32,100 --> 00:19:34,700
EH, IT'S WORTH A SHOT.
HUMANOZA ESPINOZA.
443
00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:41,700
WOULD YOU LIKE
TO EXCUSE YOURSELF
TO A LITTER BOX?
444
00:19:41,700 --> 00:19:43,500
WE'RE KIND OF BUSY.
445
00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:45,200
WELL, I'D LIKE
TO STAY AND CHAT,
446
00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:46,967
BUT I'VE GOT A DOG HERE
I HAVE TO SELL.
447
00:19:46,967 --> 00:19:50,233
AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN.
448
00:19:50,233 --> 00:19:52,100
NOT SO FAST.
449
00:19:52,100 --> 00:19:54,734
LOOK, YOU WERE
RIGHT BEFORE. WE'VE
LEARNED OUR LESSON.
450
00:19:54,734 --> 00:19:57,200
NO HARD FEELINGS.
I HAVE HARD FEELINGS!
451
00:19:57,200 --> 00:20:01,233
WE'RE JUST KIDS,
AND WE SHOULD PROBABLY
THANK SOMEONE LIKE YOU
452
00:20:01,233 --> 00:20:03,033
FOR GIVING US
STREET SMARTS
453
00:20:03,033 --> 00:20:06,200
AND MAKING US
MORE CAUTIOUS
WITH FUTURE PURCHASES.
454
00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:08,033
YEAH.
455
00:20:08,033 --> 00:20:10,300
I AM
A PRETTY GOOD TEACHER.
456
00:20:10,300 --> 00:20:13,033
SO THANK YOU
AND HAVE A GOOD DAY.
457
00:20:13,033 --> 00:20:16,200
BUT, OH,
DON'T FORGET YOUR CAGE.
458
00:20:17,567 --> 00:20:21,667
YOU KNOW, I NEVER THOUGHT
I WOULD SAY THIS
TO A CUSTOMER,
459
00:20:21,667 --> 00:20:25,600
BUT IT HAS BEEN A PLEASURE
SCAMMING YOU.
460
00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:30,200
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
YOU LET HIM GET AWAY
WITH DRAGON!
461
00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:32,500
YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M SORRY.
462
00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:34,600
NOW ALL YOU HAVE IS...
DRAGON.
463
00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:36,100
[GASPS]
DRAGON!
464
00:20:36,100 --> 00:20:37,400
HOW DID YOU
DO THAT?
465
00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:39,233
I JUST MADE HIM
TAKE THE WRONG CAGE,
466
00:20:39,233 --> 00:20:41,600
LIKE I DO WITH YOU GUYS
AND OUR LUNCHES.
467
00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:44,033
BUT WHO'D HE TAKE?
468
00:20:44,033 --> 00:20:45,567
THE BLOW-DRIED RAT.
469
00:20:45,567 --> 00:20:47,600
I SAW THE CAGE RIGHT THERE,
I THOUGHT ON MY FEET,
470
00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:49,367
AN I OUT-CONNED
THE CON WIZARD.
471
00:20:49,367 --> 00:20:51,934
I'M GOOD. [COUGHING]
472
00:20:51,934 --> 00:20:53,133
HAIRBALL.
473
00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:57,967
YEAH, YOU'RE JUST
THAT GOOD.
474
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:02,567
SO DRAGON
IS REALLY A DRAGON?
475
00:21:02,567 --> 00:21:03,967
AMAZING!
476
00:21:03,967 --> 00:21:06,133
ACTUALLY, THERE ARE
A LOT OF SECRET DRAGONS.
477
00:21:06,133 --> 00:21:08,400
NO, THAT IN A FAMILY
OF WIZARDS,
478
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:11,100
I DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING.
STUPID, STUPID, STUPID.
479
00:21:11,100 --> 00:21:12,300
SO CAN WE KEEP HIM?
480
00:21:12,300 --> 00:21:14,100
OH, I DON'T KNOW, HONEY.
481
00:21:14,100 --> 00:21:15,734
MAX WILL FEED HIM
EVERY DAY,
482
00:21:15,734 --> 00:21:17,600
AND JUSTIN WILL GIVE HIM
A BATH AND WALK HIM.
483
00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:19,000
WHAT WILL YOU DO?
484
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,700
I'M DOING IT.
I'M COORDINATING
WHAT YOU GUYS DO.
485
00:21:21,700 --> 00:21:24,767
ACTUALLY, PETS DO TEACH
RESPONSIBILITY.
486
00:21:24,767 --> 00:21:27,600
JERRY, YOU LEAVE WET TOWELS
ON THE BED EVERY DAY.
487
00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:30,500
FINE, I'LL AIR DRY.
CAN WE KEEP HIM?
488
00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:33,734
WELL, I DON'T SEE
WHAT HARM IT COULD DO.
489
00:21:33,734 --> 00:21:35,667
COME ON, DRAGON.
LET'S GO UP TO MY ROOM.
490
00:21:35,667 --> 00:21:37,767
[BARKS, PASSES GAS]
491
00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:41,934
[COUGHING] OH, MAN.
WHOO! SHEILA.
492
00:21:41,934 --> 00:21:44,400
THIS TIME, JERRY,
YOU CAN BLAME A DOG.
493
00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:45,867
THIS TIME.
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