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HA HA HA!
ALEX IS GONNA
LOVE HER ROOM.
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THE--THE FLOWERY THINGIES
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ARE PERFECT FOR MY
LITTLE PRINCESS.
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HEY, CHECK IT OUT.
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THE WALLPAPER GLUE
DRIED MY FINGERS
TOGETHER.
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HA-HA! HI-YAH!
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DUDE, THAT'S AWESOME.
GIVE IT UP.
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OHH!
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COME ON, GUYS.
STOP MESSING AROUND.
ALL RIGHT?
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TO DO THIS JOB RIGHT,
YOU NEED TO FOCUS
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YOU NEED INTENSITY...
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AND A ROOT BEER.
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HI, DADDY.
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I LIKE
THE NEW WALLPAPER,
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AND I'M GLAD YOU'RE NOT
FINISHED YET,
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BECAUSE YOU'RE REALLY
GOING TO LOVE THIS.
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PINK FUR WALLPAPER!
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UH-OH.
WATCH DADDY'S
LITTLE GIRL
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MAKE US PUT UP
HER NEW WALL--FUR.
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DON'T YOU LOVE IT?
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UH, BUT WHAT ABOUT
THE LITTLE FLOWERS?
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THAT'S A LITTLE
YOUNG FOR ME.
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I THINK I'M READY
FOR THIS.
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YOU KNOW, NOW THAT
I THINK ABOUT IT,
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THIS PATTERN DOES
LOOK LIKE MY BOXERS.
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I ALMOST DIDN'T
GET THE PINK FUR
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BECAUSE THE GUY
AT THE STORE SAID
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ONLY A PROFESSIONAL
COULD PUT IT UP,
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BUT HE DOESN'T KNOW
MY DAD.
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HA HA. WELL,
YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.
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THE RUSSO BOYS
ARE ON IT.
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WE'RE GOING TO NEED
MORE GLUE.
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YEAH, BUT I THOUGHT
WE WERE GONNA WORK
ON MY ROOM NEXT.
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YOUR ROOM'S
GOOD ENOUGH.
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GOOD ENOUGH FOR
JUSTIN'S ROOM, MAYBE.
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NOT FOR THE J-MAN.
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WAIT, WHO'S
THE J-MAN?
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ME. THAT'S
MY NICKNAME.
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YEAH. WHO CALLS
YOU THAT?
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LOTS OF PEOPLE.
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YOU KNOW,
NOT AT SCHOOL,
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BUT AROUND
THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
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OK, A COUPLE.
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ME, MOSTLY.
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BUT THAT'S JUST
WE HAVEN'T REDONE
MY ROOM.
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YOUR ROOM LOOKS GREAT.
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NO, JUSTIN'S RIGHT.
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WE SHOULDN'T
FORGET ABOUT HIM.
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THAT'S WHY HE SHOULD
HAVE THIS WALLPAPER.
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I'M COMFORTABLE
BEING FORGOTTEN.
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IT'LL TOTALLY TIE TOGETHER
YOUR LITTLE ACTION FIGURES
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AND THE BIG WATER STAIN
FROM WHERE THE ROOF LEAKED.
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I WAS GOING TO PAINT
OVER THAT WATER STAIN,
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
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NO, YOU'RE RIGHT.
THIS WALLPAPER
WOULD LOOK WAY BETTER.
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ATTABOY. COME ON, GUYS,
LET'S GO BEFORE IT DRIES.
LET'S HUSTLE.
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FUN AND GAMES ARE OVER.
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DAD, I WAS KIDDING.
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YOU GOT TO SHOW ME
HOW YOU DO THAT.
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UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE
DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL,
I CAN'T HELP YOU.
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BUT THAT SHIRT'S
GOT YOU HALFWAY THERE.
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♪ WELL, YOU KNOW EVERYTHING'S
GONNA BE A BREEZE ♪
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♪ THAT THE END WILL, NO DOUBT,
JUSTIFY THE MEANS ♪
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♪ YOU CAN FIX ANY PROBLEM
WITH THE SLIGHTEST OF EASE ♪
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♪ YES, PLEASE ♪
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♪ BUT YOU MIGHT FIND OUT
IT'LL GO TO YOUR HEAD ♪
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♪ WHEN YOU WRITE A REPORT
ON A BOOK YOU NEVER READ ♪
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♪ WITH A SNAP OF YOUR FINGERS,
YOU CAN MAKE YOUR BED ♪
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♪ THAT'S WHAT I SAID ♪
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♪ EVERYTHING
IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS ♪
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♪ WHEN YOU CAN GET
ALL YOU WANTED ♪
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♪ IN YOUR WILDEST DREAMS ♪
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♪ YOU MIGHT RUN INTO TROUBLE
IF YOU GO TO EXTREMES ♪
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♪ BECAUSE EVERYTHING
IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS ♪
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♪ EVERYTHING IS NOT
WHAT IT SEEMS ♪
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♪ WHEN YOU CAN HAVE
WHAT YOU WANT ♪
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♪ BY THE SIMPLEST OF MEANS ♪
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♪ BE CAREFUL NOT TO MESS
WITH THE BALANCE OF THINGS ♪
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♪ BECAUSE EVERYTHING
IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS ♪
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HONEY, YOU DIDN'T MAKE
A GIANT BURRITO
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OUT OF MAX AGAIN,
DID YOU?
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NO, MOM.
IT'S NO FUN ANYMORE.
HE LIKES IT.
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THEY'RE RUGS
FOR MY ROOM.
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I FOUND IT
IN THE BASEMENT.
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HONEY, YOU KNOW
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE
GOING DOWN THERE.
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WELL, DADDY SAID
I COULD TAKE
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WHATEVER I WANT
FROM DOWN THERE.
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OH. WELL, ALL RIGHT.
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WE LIKE TO PUT UP
A UNITED FRONT, SO FINE.
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AND IF YOU SEE HIM,
COULD YOU TELL HIM
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I NEED TO TALK TO HIM?
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[SPITS]
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OH, MY GOSH.
WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOU GUYS?
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WHAT HAPPENED WAS,
ALEX GOT PINK FUR
WALLPAPER
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AND WE JUST FINISHED
HANGING IT UP FOR HER.
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MOM, WILL YOU
VACUUM US OFF?
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HERE'S
THE CREVICE DEVICE.
BE CAREFUL.
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I DON'T WANT
TO BE VACUUMED.
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I'M WEARING THIS
TO SCHOOL TOMORROW.
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[GIGGLES]
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SO, JUSTIN,
HOW'S YOUR ROOM
COMING ALONG?
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I HAVE GIRL WALLPAPER.
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ARE YOU
OK WITH THAT?
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NO! I GOT TO MAKE IT
A MAN'S ROOM.
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I NEED MAN STUFF.
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OK, LIKE WHAT?
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LIKE...PICTURES OF GIRLS
ON MOTORCYCLES
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AND MY FAVORITE BAND--
TEARS OF BLOOD. T.O.B.
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STANDS FOR TEARS OF BLOOD.
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I GOT IT.
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LISTEN, THAT SOUNDS
AWESOME, AND, LIKE,
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I'LL PROBABLY NOT BE
VISITING YOUR ROOM
THAT OFTEN.
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BUT IF YOU WANT SOME
REAL SCARY STUFF,
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DAD'S CHAIR
SHAPED LIKE
A BASEBALL GLOVE?
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IT'S
IN THE BASEMENT.
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OH, THAT'S AWESOME.
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BASEBALL GLOVE CHAIR?
HOO-HOO!
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I KNEW YOU DIDN'T
THROW IT AWAY.
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CAN'T WAIT
TO SIT IN IT.
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Man on Radio: AND NOW,
AT NUMBER 4,
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PREVIOUSLY AT NUMBER 6,
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SPONTANEOUS BLING
WITH "AW YEAH. "
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[POP MUSIC PLAYING]
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FLYING CARPET.
RANDOM.
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OHH.
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THAT'S IT, HONEY.
YOU'RE GOOD.
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AHH.
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FITS LIKE A
GLOVE.
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HEY, IT IS.
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LISTEN, THAT'S GOING
TO JUSTIN'S ROOM.
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BUT--
GUYS, CHECK IT OUT.
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THIS TIKI DUDE'S
GONNA MAN UP MY ROOM,
AND SO IS THAT GUITAR
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AFTER I SMASH IT
AND HANG IT ON THE WALL.
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YOU'RE NOT
SMASHING ANYTHING.
THAT'S MINE.
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I USED TO PLAY IT
IN AN ALL-GIRL
MARIACHI BAND
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AT LA PINATA.
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[PLAYS NOTE]
OH-HOO!
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I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU PLAYED THE GUITAR.
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YEAH.
[PLAYS NOTE]
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SHE DOESN'T.
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BUT THANKS
FOR FINDING IT.
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NO, HONEY, THANK YOU.
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IF YOU HADN'T
SENT ALEX DOWN THERE
TO GET THAT RUG,
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WE NEVER WOULD'VE
FOUND IT.
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HOLD ON.
WHAT RUG?
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[CRASH]
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ALEX?
HONEY?
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ALEX?
[SIGHS]
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I THOUGHT
SHE HAD THE MAGIC
FLYING CARPET.
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[INDISTINCT] UHH.
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OH!
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HEY. SO,
HOW'S IT GOING?
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MOM, I SEE YOU HAVE
THE GUITAR OUT.
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YOU THINKING ABOUT
PLAYING IT NOW?
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ALEX, STOP TRYING
TO AVOID THE SUBJECT.
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DADDY, YOU SAID
I COULD TAKE STUFF
FROM THE BASEMENT.
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YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT
SUPPOSED TO USE MAGIC
UNSUPERVISED.
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YOU SHOULD'VE
COME TO ME AS SOON AS
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YOU REALIZED THAT WAS
A MAGIC CARPET.
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DADDY, I REALLY
DIDN'T DO
ANYTHING WRONG.
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IT'S NOT LIKE I WAS
GIVING PEOPLE RIDES.
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YAAH! UHH.
WHOO! HA!
CAN I GO AGAIN?
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THAT'S IT.
I'M TAKING
THIS CARPET
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RIGHT BACK
TO THE BASEMENT.
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AND WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE
YOUR GUITAR DOWN THERE,
TOO, HONEY?
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LISTEN, IF YOUR
BASEBALL GLOVE CHAIR
STAYS ABOVE GROUND,
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SO DOES MY GUITAR.
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ALEX, I AM REALLY
DISAPPOINTED IN YOU.
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DADDY, THE RUG
LOOKS GREAT IN HERE.
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IT TIES THE WHOLE ROOM
TOGETHER.
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BUT LOOK AROUND YOU.
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I CAN'T LET YOU KEEP
A MAGIC CARPET.
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YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
HOW TO DRIVE IT.
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SO YOU SHOULD TEACH ME
HOW TO DRIVE THE CARPET.
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NO WAY.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
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HE JUST SAID NO TO
DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL.
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MAYBE IT'S CRAZY DAY.
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HEY, DAD, CAN I HAVE
A CELL PHONE?
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WHAT? NO.
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IT'S NOT THAT DAY.
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DADDY, PLEASE.
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ABSOLUTELY NOT.
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AND DON'T LOOK AT ME
WITH THOSE PUPPY-DOG EYES
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AND THINK I'M
JUST GOING TO MELT
IN YOUR HANDS.
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IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK
I DO, DADDY?
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OK.
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NO, NO, NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO.
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YOU ARE NOT GOING TO
GUILT ME INTO THIS.
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JUST BECAUSE
I TAUGHT JUSTIN
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DOESN'T MEAN
I AUTOMATICALLY
HAVE TO--UH-OH.
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YOU TAUGHT JUSTIN?
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WELL, I GUESS
THAT MAKES SENSE,
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SINCE HE'S
YOUR FIRSTBORN
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AND HE'LL ALWAYS HAVE
A MORE SPECIAL PLACE
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IN YOUR HEART THAN ME.
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OH, YOU CAN'T
POSSIBLY THINK
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THAT I LOVE HIM
MORE THAN YOU.
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I LOVE YOU ALL
EQUALLY,
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JUST NOT
AT THE SAME TIME.
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WE'LL TALK ABOUT
THIS IN THE MORNING.
GOOD NIGHT.
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IT'S ONLY 4:00.
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WHO ARE YOU--
FATHER TIME?
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DADDY, GIVE ME
ONE GOOD REASON
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WHY I CAN'T
LEARN HOW TO FLY
THE CARPET.
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YOU CAN'T FLY THE CARPET
BECAUSE YOU'RE
NOT OLD ENOUGH.
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WELL, HOW OLD
WAS JUSTIN?
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18.
I'M 16 NOW.
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OH. SO YOU LIED
TO ME, HUH?
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WELL, WE'LL TALK ABOUT
THAT IN THE MORNING.
GOOD NIGHT.
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OK, DADDY, EVEN THOUGH
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YOU HAVEN'T GIVEN ME
A GOOD REASON,
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I KNOW YOU MUST
HAVE ONE, BECAUSE
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THAT'S HOW MUCH
I RESPECT YOU
AND LOVE YOU.
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OK. FINE.
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WE'LL START CARPET FLYING
LESSONS TOMORROW.
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AND THAT'S
HOW YOU DO THAT.
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AND IF YOU DON'T VACUUM IT
EVERY 3,000 MILES,
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THE FILTER GETS CLOGGED.
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MAKES FOR A VERY
UNSTABLE RIDE. NUTS.
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OH, SO I GET IT.
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JUST BRING IT TO YOU
EVERY 3,000 MILES
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SO YOU CAN DO
ALL THAT STUFF
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BECAUSE YOU'RE
SO GOOD AT IT.
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WELL, IT DOES RELAX ME.
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OK. MOVING ON
TO THE RULES OF THE SKY.
226
00:09:25,934 --> 00:09:28,100
WHAT KIND OF CLOUD
SHOULD YOU FLY INTO?
227
00:09:28,100 --> 00:09:30,200
AH--TRICK QUESTION.
NONE OF THEM,
228
00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:33,200
BECAUSE IT'S VERY EASY
TO BECOME CONFUSED
IN A CLOUD--
229
00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:34,600
WHICH WAY'S UP?
WHICH WAY'S DOWN?
230
00:09:34,600 --> 00:09:36,000
I DON'T KNOW. CRASH.
231
00:09:37,367 --> 00:09:39,133
WHAT WOULD YOU CRASH INTO
IN A CLOUD?
232
00:09:39,133 --> 00:09:42,300
A CONFUSED WIZARD
ON A CARPET
GOING THE OTHER WAY.
233
00:09:42,300 --> 00:09:45,100
PLUS, YOU DON'T
WANT TO EXPOSE FINE WOOL
234
00:09:45,100 --> 00:09:46,767
TO THAT
KIND OF MOISTURE.
235
00:09:46,767 --> 00:09:48,300
IT'S VERY HARD TO DRY
236
00:09:48,300 --> 00:09:50,400
AND THEN IT STARTS
TO SMELL LIKE A CAMEL.
237
00:09:50,400 --> 00:09:51,400
IS THAT BAD?
238
00:09:51,400 --> 00:09:52,400
YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW.
239
00:09:53,667 --> 00:09:55,100
DAD, STOP TRYING
TO SCARE ME.
240
00:09:55,100 --> 00:09:56,900
I'M A BIG GIRL.
I CAN HANDLE THIS.
241
00:09:56,900 --> 00:10:00,867
OH. A BIG GIRL.
YOU'RE A BIG GIRL, HUH?
242
00:10:00,867 --> 00:10:03,100
OK, BIG GIRL.
ENOUGH TALK.
LET'S WALK.
243
00:10:03,100 --> 00:10:04,400
LET'S TAKE HER UP.
244
00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:06,600
GREAT. I'M READY.
YEAH, IT'S VERY
EASY TO FLY.
245
00:10:06,600 --> 00:10:09,000
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS
CURL LEFT, LEAN RIGHT,
GO LEFT,
246
00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:11,834
CURL RIGHT, LEAN LEFT,
GO RIGHT, CURL DOWN,
GO DOWN.
247
00:10:11,834 --> 00:10:14,100
GOT IT?
CURL WHAT,
LEAN WHO, GO WHERE?
248
00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:16,500
GO SLOWER.
249
00:10:16,500 --> 00:10:18,367
GO SLOWER?
ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH CHIT-CHAT.
250
00:10:18,367 --> 00:10:19,734
YOU DON'T LEARN
BY TEACHING,
251
00:10:19,734 --> 00:10:21,100
YOU LEARN BY DOING.
252
00:10:21,100 --> 00:10:22,233
LET'S TAKE HER UP.
253
00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:33,400
HEY, ISN'T THIS FUN?
JUST THE TWO OF US.
254
00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:34,400
WHY ARE YOU
LOOKING AT ME?
255
00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:36,600
EYES ON THE SKY, NOT ME.
THE SKY.
256
00:10:38,867 --> 00:10:41,867
ALL RIGHT,
TURN LEFT HERE.
257
00:10:41,867 --> 00:10:44,734
OH, NO.
TOO JERKY.
TOO JERKY.
258
00:10:44,734 --> 00:10:47,000
IT'S ALL IN THE WRIST.
I TOLD YOU,
IT'S IN THE WRIST.
259
00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:48,400
I'M BARELY TOUCHING IT.
260
00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:49,800
[SIGHS] LOOK,
YOU'RE THINKING TOO MUCH.
261
00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:52,000
DON'T THINK, JUST--FLY.
262
00:10:53,100 --> 00:10:55,033
HOW CAN I THINK
WHEN YOU'RE YELLING?
263
00:10:55,033 --> 00:10:57,567
I TOLD YOU NOT TO THINK.
DON'T THINK, OK?
264
00:10:57,567 --> 00:10:58,600
IF YOU'RE NOT
GOING TO HEAR ME,
265
00:10:58,600 --> 00:10:59,867
MAYBE I SHOULD
YELL LOUDER.
266
00:10:59,867 --> 00:11:01,767
I CAN'T DO ANYTHING WITH
YOU YELLING LIKE THAT.
267
00:11:01,767 --> 00:11:02,967
WHY ARE YOU
YELLING LIKE THAT?
268
00:11:02,967 --> 00:11:04,300
YOU NEVER YELL AT ME
LIKE THAT.
269
00:11:04,300 --> 00:11:06,867
I'M NOT YELLING.
I'M JUST LOUD TEACHING.
270
00:11:06,867 --> 00:11:08,834
WATCH OUT!
WATCH OUT!
271
00:11:08,834 --> 00:11:10,367
WATCH WHERE?
WATCH WHERE?
272
00:11:10,367 --> 00:11:12,600
WHERE? EVERYWHERE!
WATCH EVERYWHERE!
273
00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:15,100
HOW CAN I
WATCH EVERYWHERE?
274
00:11:15,100 --> 00:11:18,567
Both: AAAAH!
275
00:11:24,900 --> 00:11:26,033
[STRUMS GUITAR]
276
00:11:26,033 --> 00:11:28,467
♪ I-I-I... ♪
277
00:11:28,467 --> 00:11:31,233
OH, [INDISTINCT]
HOW'D IT GO?
278
00:11:31,233 --> 00:11:32,467
I'M NOT TALKING
TO HIM.
279
00:11:32,467 --> 00:11:33,600
I'M NOT TALKING TO HER.
280
00:11:34,967 --> 00:11:37,100
OR WATCHING THE BIG
FIGHT TONIGHT.
281
00:11:37,100 --> 00:11:38,900
OH, APPARENTLY I AM.
282
00:11:38,900 --> 00:11:41,100
UH--SHE THREW ME
RIGHT INTO THIS.
283
00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:42,667
[LOUDLY] SHE'S NOT READY
FOR LESSONS.
284
00:11:43,967 --> 00:11:46,800
I DON'T KNOW
WHY SHE'S SO ANXIOUS
TO FLY ANYWAY.
285
00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:48,734
SHE NEEDS TO BE HOME
WITH US.
286
00:11:48,734 --> 00:11:50,300
AND WHERE ARE
MY PUDDING CUPS?
287
00:11:51,467 --> 00:11:53,767
YOU ATE
THEM ALL, REMEMBER?
288
00:11:53,767 --> 00:11:56,400
WHERE DOES SHE THINK
SHE'S GOING TO ON THAT
CARPET, ANYWAY?
289
00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:58,000
I DON'T KNOW,
BUT WHEREVER IT IS, HONEY,
290
00:11:58,000 --> 00:11:59,133
SHE'S GOING TO COME BACK.
291
00:12:00,734 --> 00:12:02,000
SWEETIE, DO YOU THINK MAYBE
292
00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:03,600
YOU'RE NOT UPSET ABOUT
THE FLYING LESSONS
293
00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:05,100
AS MUCH AS YOU ARE
ABOUT NOT WANTING
294
00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:06,600
OUR LITTLE GIRL
TO GROW UP?
295
00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:08,667
HA. THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
296
00:12:08,667 --> 00:12:10,900
AND UNTIL WE SOLVE
THIS PUDDING CRISIS,
297
00:12:10,900 --> 00:12:12,400
I CAN'T EVEN
THINK STRAIGHT.
298
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,367
NEED MORE PUDDING NOW.
299
00:12:17,867 --> 00:12:20,033
MOM! CHECK OUT
WHAT SOMEONE'S THROWING OUT.
300
00:12:20,033 --> 00:12:23,800
[GASP] IT'S HARD
TO IMAGINE SOMEONE
NOT WANTING THAT.
301
00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:27,000
WHY DO YOU WANT THAT?
302
00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:29,400
SOMETHING'S GOT TO TAKE
YOUR EYE OFF THAT
GIRLY WALLPAPER,
303
00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:31,667
AND HOW CAN YOU NOT
LOOK AT THIS?
304
00:12:31,667 --> 00:12:34,500
OH, GOSH.
IT STILL HAS BAD BREATH!
305
00:12:39,567 --> 00:12:41,700
UM, DAD'S
NOT HERE, RIGHT?
306
00:12:41,700 --> 00:12:45,133
WHY? DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL
DOESN'T WANT
TO SEE DADDY?
307
00:12:45,133 --> 00:12:48,500
WELL, THAT'S WHAT
I WANT TO TALK
TO YOU ABOUT.
308
00:12:48,500 --> 00:12:50,033
WHEN WE WERE
ON OUR LESSON,
309
00:12:50,033 --> 00:12:51,900
DAD GOT ALL TENSE
AND FRUSTRATED,
310
00:12:51,900 --> 00:12:54,867
LIKE HOW HE ACTS WHEN
HE'S AROUND YOU
AND YOUR DOLLS.
311
00:12:54,867 --> 00:12:56,100
ACTION FIGURES.
312
00:12:57,500 --> 00:13:00,200
COLLECTIBLES IN THEIR
ORIGINAL PACKAGING.
313
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:05,033
DAD'S NEVER ACTED
THAT WAY WITH ME BEFORE.
314
00:13:05,033 --> 00:13:06,600
WHAT SHOULD I DO
ABOUT IT?
315
00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:08,100
I'D LOVE TO HELP,
BUT I'VE NEVER BEEN
316
00:13:08,100 --> 00:13:09,800
DADDY'S LITTLE FAVORITE
ANYTHING.
317
00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:12,133
THAT'S WHY I HAVE
GIRL WALLPAPER.
318
00:13:12,133 --> 00:13:13,400
AND I'M HOPING THAT
BORIS HERE
319
00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:14,867
IS GOING TO MAN THAT UP.
320
00:13:14,867 --> 00:13:16,834
WAIT. I REALLY
NEED YOUR HELP.
321
00:13:16,834 --> 00:13:18,400
HOW DO I GET DAD
TO STOP BEING MAD AT ME
322
00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:19,700
SO HE'LL TEACH ME
HOW TO FLY?
323
00:13:20,934 --> 00:13:22,900
OK. WE'RE GOING TO NEED
324
00:13:22,900 --> 00:13:24,467
TO PULL OUT
THE BIG GUNS HERE.
325
00:13:24,467 --> 00:13:26,467
WHAT DOES DAD LOVE
EVEN MORE THAN PUDDING,
326
00:13:26,467 --> 00:13:28,033
EVEN MORE THAN US
SOMETIMES?
327
00:13:28,033 --> 00:13:29,100
BREAKFAST FOR DINNER.
328
00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:31,233
EXACTLY. YOU GOT
TO MAKE THAT HAPPEN.
329
00:13:31,233 --> 00:13:33,500
I CAN DO THAT.
AND YOU GOT TO GET
SOMETHING VERY SPECIAL
330
00:13:33,500 --> 00:13:35,000
TO TOP IT OFF.
331
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,500
Both: BAKED ZITI FROM MARIO'S.
332
00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:38,100
YES. NOW GIVE ME $10.
333
00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:40,734
WHAT? WHY?
334
00:13:40,734 --> 00:13:43,033
IT WAS YOUR GREAT IDEA.
335
00:13:43,033 --> 00:13:44,800
I CAN'T AFFORD TO ALWAYS
BE THIS SMART.
336
00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:47,100
[BALL ROLLING ACROSS FLOOR]
337
00:13:47,100 --> 00:13:49,500
YEAH. BORIS JUST LOST
AN EYE.
338
00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:51,400
THAT'S OK. BORIS LOOKS
EVEN TOUGHER.
339
00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:53,700
YOU KNOW WHY?
PIG WITH AN EYE PATCH.
340
00:14:13,033 --> 00:14:15,567
DAD, UM, MOM AND I
MADE BREAKFAST
FOR DINNER.
341
00:14:15,567 --> 00:14:16,567
I KNOW IT'S
YOUR FAVORITE.
342
00:14:17,934 --> 00:14:18,934
THANK YOU, THERESA.
343
00:14:26,667 --> 00:14:28,467
DAD, I MELTED
YOUR BUTTER
344
00:14:28,467 --> 00:14:30,133
AND I EVEN WENT
ALL THE WAY UPTOWN
345
00:14:30,133 --> 00:14:33,300
TO GET THAT SPECIAL
BLUEBERRY SYRUP
YOU LIKE.
346
00:14:33,300 --> 00:14:35,734
NO, THANKS.
I'M TRYING
TO CUT DOWN ON FRUIT.
347
00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:40,467
I FEEL THE SAME WAY
ABOUT VEGETABLES.
348
00:14:40,467 --> 00:14:41,467
WHO'S WITH ME?
349
00:14:46,934 --> 00:14:50,467
AND DAD, GUESS WHAT
ALEX GOT YOU FOR DESSERT?
350
00:14:50,467 --> 00:14:52,100
BAKED ZITI.
351
00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:55,400
OOH, JERRY.
YOU REALLY LOVE ZITI.
352
00:14:56,834 --> 00:14:57,967
I DON'T THINK
YOU HEARD ME.
353
00:14:57,967 --> 00:14:59,800
I'M TRYING TO CUT DOWN
ON MY FRUIT.
354
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:04,700
YES, TOMATO IS A FRUIT!
355
00:15:06,734 --> 00:15:09,800
I'M GOING FINISH MY
BREAKFAST FOR DINNER
ON THE TERRACE.
356
00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:10,800
I'LL COME WITH YOU.
357
00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:12,200
HEY, ALONE.
358
00:15:15,867 --> 00:15:18,500
RIGHT, BECAUSE
YOU DON'T WANT ME
TO CATCH A COLD.
359
00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:19,667
THANKS, DAD.
360
00:15:26,567 --> 00:15:28,700
I KNOW IT'S ALL TENSE
AND EVERYTHING,
361
00:15:28,700 --> 00:15:30,700
SO I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE
A BATH TONIGHT, RIGHT?
362
00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:44,734
[WHISPERING] Alex.
363
00:15:45,734 --> 00:15:47,400
[NORMAL VOICE] ALEX.
364
00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:49,033
ALEX. UHH.
WHO?
365
00:15:50,100 --> 00:15:52,100
YOU SCARED ME!
SHHH.
366
00:15:53,734 --> 00:15:54,834
OH, I GET IT.
367
00:15:54,834 --> 00:15:56,100
WE'RE PULLING
A PRANK ON MAX
368
00:15:56,100 --> 00:15:58,100
LIKE HE AND I DO
TO YOU SOMETIMES.
369
00:15:58,100 --> 00:16:00,500
YOU GUYS PLAY PRANKS
ON ME?
370
00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:02,200
NEVER MIND.
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING IN HERE?
371
00:16:03,300 --> 00:16:04,767
OUR DINNER PLAN
DIDN'T WORK.
372
00:16:04,767 --> 00:16:06,934
I KNOW, AND THANKS
FOR WAKING ME UP
TO REMIND ME.
373
00:16:06,934 --> 00:16:07,934
GOOD NIGHT.
374
00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:14,700
LOOK, FLYING LESSONS
WEREN'T THAT EASY
FOR ME, EITHER.
375
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,500
REALLY?
AND I'M GUESSING
376
00:16:17,500 --> 00:16:20,033
HE'S EVEN MORE INTENSE
WITH DADDY'S LITTLE PRINCESS.
377
00:16:20,033 --> 00:16:21,467
YEAH, WELL, DADDY'S
LITTLE PRINCESS
378
00:16:21,467 --> 00:16:23,600
JUST GOT KICKED OUT
OF THE CASTLE,
SO WHAT YOU GOT?
379
00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:27,133
HE ONLY SEES YOU
AS HIS LITTLE GIRL,
380
00:16:27,133 --> 00:16:28,867
AND YOU GOTTA SHOW HIM
YOU'RE MORE THAN THAT.
381
00:16:28,867 --> 00:16:30,100
I'LL TEACH YOU HOW TO FLY,
382
00:16:30,100 --> 00:16:31,500
SO THAT WAY WHEN YOU
GO UP WITH HIM NEXT,
383
00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:32,600
HE'LL SEE
HOW READY YOU ARE.
384
00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:35,033
THAT'S A REALLY
GOOD IDEA.
385
00:16:35,033 --> 00:16:37,934
YEAH. THAT'S
THE J-MAN'S PLAN.
386
00:16:37,934 --> 00:16:39,567
WHO?
387
00:16:39,567 --> 00:16:41,600
ME. MY NAME'S JUSTIN.
388
00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:44,467
J IS THE FIRST LETTER.
IT'S NOT THAT HARD.
389
00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:49,000
THANKS. WAIT.
WHAT'S IN IT
FOR YOU?
390
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,600
[SCOFFS] YOU'RE
MY LITTLE SISTER.
391
00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:52,700
WHY'S THERE ALWAYS
GOT TO BE SOMETHING
IN IT FOR ME?
392
00:16:52,700 --> 00:16:54,367
BECAUSE I'M
YOUR LITTLE SISTER.
393
00:16:55,767 --> 00:16:57,100
AND I GUESS ONE DAY,
394
00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:58,500
IF YOU'D LIKE TO DO
SOMETHING NICE FOR ME,
395
00:16:58,500 --> 00:17:00,367
THEN THAT'D BE GREAT.
396
00:17:00,367 --> 00:17:01,367
ALL RIGHT.
LET'S GO.
397
00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:05,734
WAIT. I'M GOING TO DO
SOMETHING NICE FOR YOU
RIGHT NOW.
398
00:17:05,734 --> 00:17:08,000
WHAT?
DON'T USE
YOUR TOOTHPASTE
TOMORROW MORNING.
399
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,400
WHY NOT?
400
00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:10,700
IT'S NOT TOOTHPASTE.
401
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:21,033
EASY, NOW.
EASY, NOW.
402
00:17:21,033 --> 00:17:23,567
THERE YOU GO.
THAT'S HOW YOU MAKE
A BANK LEFT TURN.
403
00:17:23,567 --> 00:17:27,100
WOW. WITH YOU IT'S EASY.
CURL LEFT, LEAN RIGHT,
GO LEFT.
404
00:17:27,100 --> 00:17:29,100
I KNOW. NOW LET'S TRY
A RIGHT TURN.
405
00:17:33,367 --> 00:17:35,867
THAT WAS GOOD.
NOW YOUR OTHER RIGHT.
406
00:17:39,967 --> 00:17:41,033
THERE YOU GO.
407
00:17:41,033 --> 00:17:42,200
I CAN TOTALLY DO THIS.
408
00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:43,667
I KNEW YOU COULD,
AND NOW YOU'LL BE
409
00:17:43,667 --> 00:17:45,600
ABLE TO SHOW DAD
YOU CAN.
410
00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:47,700
[DING]
Man: OH, SLOW DOWN, SON.
411
00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:49,700
[BIRDS SQUAWKING]
412
00:17:58,734 --> 00:17:59,934
[DING]
413
00:18:02,467 --> 00:18:03,934
THAT WAS SO COOL.
414
00:18:03,934 --> 00:18:05,467
BE GLAD IT WASN'T
A HOT AIR BALLOON.
415
00:18:05,467 --> 00:18:06,834
THEY TAKE FOREVER.
416
00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:10,900
OH, LOOK, WE'RE FLYING
OVER SHEA STADIUM.
417
00:18:10,900 --> 00:18:11,900
[BAT HITS BALL]
[CROWD CHEERING]
418
00:18:11,900 --> 00:18:14,133
OH, MY GOSH!
I GOT IT!
I GOT IT!
419
00:18:14,133 --> 00:18:15,400
OOH!
420
00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:16,400
YEAH, YOU GOT IT.
421
00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:20,867
HEY, YOU READY
FOR SOMETHING
REALLY HARD?
422
00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:21,867
LIKE WHAT?
423
00:18:21,867 --> 00:18:23,233
THE LOOP-DI-LOOP.
424
00:18:23,233 --> 00:18:24,400
BRING IT.
425
00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:27,200
WHOOOAAA!
426
00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:36,567
THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN.
THANKS, J-MAN.
427
00:18:36,567 --> 00:18:39,000
WHO? OH, ME.
428
00:18:40,133 --> 00:18:41,300
YOU'RE WELCOME.
429
00:18:41,300 --> 00:18:42,767
NOW WHEN DAD TAKES
YOU ON YOUR LESSON,
430
00:18:42,767 --> 00:18:44,567
YOU'LL ALREADY KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
431
00:18:44,567 --> 00:18:45,934
OK, BUT IF
HE STARTS YELLING
432
00:18:45,934 --> 00:18:47,200
"UP IS UP
AND DOWN IS DOWN,"
433
00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:48,667
I'M GOING TO
SAY SOMETHING.
434
00:18:50,133 --> 00:18:51,867
OK, BUT I CAN STILL
THINK IT.
435
00:18:52,867 --> 00:18:53,867
GOOD.
436
00:18:53,867 --> 00:18:55,100
SO, HOW'S
YOUR MAN ROOM?
437
00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:57,367
[SCOFFS]
OH, I LOVE IT.
IT'S SO GREAT.
438
00:18:57,367 --> 00:18:58,767
I SLEEP LIKE A BABY
IN THERE.
439
00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:06,400
AAH!
440
00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:09,100
OH!
441
00:19:09,100 --> 00:19:10,500
[SCREAMS INDISTINCTLY]
442
00:19:19,300 --> 00:19:22,133
MOM. MOM, GUESS WHAT
JUSTIN GAVE ME?
443
00:19:25,967 --> 00:19:27,834
YEAH, WELL, IT'S A LITTLE
TOO BABYISH FOR ME,
444
00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:30,200
BECAUSE THE J-MAN
DON'T DO STUFFED ANIMALS.
445
00:19:32,133 --> 00:19:34,200
THAT THING IS GOING
RIGHT BACK OUTSIDE.
446
00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:36,300
I'M SORRY, HONEY, BUT
IT'S TERRIBLE AND CRUEL
447
00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:37,900
WHAT THEY DO
TO THOSE ANIMALS.
448
00:19:37,900 --> 00:19:39,300
PLUS, WHEN I WAS
IN JUSTIN'S ROOM,
449
00:19:39,300 --> 00:19:40,834
THAT THING WAS
CHECKING ME OUT.
450
00:19:42,300 --> 00:19:44,133
BUT I FOUND HIS EYEBALL
UNDER THE COUCH.
451
00:19:44,133 --> 00:19:46,033
CAN I KEEP THAT?
452
00:19:46,033 --> 00:19:47,100
WASH IT OFF.
453
00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:51,667
HEY, MOM, ARE
DAD AND ALEX BACK YET?
454
00:19:51,667 --> 00:19:53,767
NO, AND IT'S BEEN
OVER AN HOUR.
455
00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:56,767
IF THEY'RE NOT BACK
IN 10 MINUTES,
456
00:19:56,767 --> 00:19:58,200
I WANT YOU TO GO
DOWN TO THE BASEMENT
457
00:19:58,200 --> 00:19:59,867
AND GET THAT BROOM
AND GO LOOKING FOR THEM.
458
00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:03,033
THERE'S A MAGIC
FLYING BROOM?
459
00:20:03,033 --> 00:20:04,300
NO.
460
00:20:07,100 --> 00:20:08,800
I SWEEP WHEN I'M NERVOUS
461
00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:10,567
AND I HAVE A SPECIAL
BROOM FOR IT.
462
00:20:12,700 --> 00:20:13,700
THAT'S NOT THIS ONE.
463
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,500
WHAT?
DAD, YOU WERE GREAT.
464
00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:20,567
YOU'RE SUCH
A GOOD TEACHER,
465
00:20:20,567 --> 00:20:21,834
AND DIDN'T I
CATCH ON?
466
00:20:21,834 --> 00:20:23,600
YOU KNOW, I GOT TO SAY,
HONEY, I'M IMPRESSED.
467
00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:24,667
YOU DID GREAT.
468
00:20:24,667 --> 00:20:27,033
THANKS. I'M SORRY
ABOUT THE LAST TIME.
469
00:20:27,033 --> 00:20:28,200
I SHOULD'VE
LISTENED BETTER.
470
00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:30,233
NO. IT WASN'T ABOUT
LISTENING AT ALL.
471
00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:32,567
I DIDN'T WANT
TO TEACH YOU
472
00:20:32,567 --> 00:20:34,500
BECAUSE I DIDN'T
WANT YOU TO GROW UP.
473
00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:36,200
YOU'RE MY LITTLE GIRL.
474
00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:37,834
I'LL ALWAYS BE
YOUR LITTLE GIRL.
475
00:20:37,834 --> 00:20:39,000
NO, YOU WON'T.
476
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,033
LOOK, YOU'RE GOING TO
START TAKING ON
477
00:20:40,033 --> 00:20:41,567
MORE GROWN-UP
RESPONSIBILITIES,
478
00:20:41,567 --> 00:20:42,767
AND I HAVE TO LET YOU.
479
00:20:42,767 --> 00:20:43,900
OH, I DON'T WANT
TO BE A GROWNUP.
480
00:20:43,900 --> 00:20:44,967
I JUST WANT TO FLY.
481
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,233
WELL, ACTUALLY,
I WOULDN'T MIND
482
00:20:47,233 --> 00:20:48,500
A CREDIT CARD, TOO,
YOU KNOW,
483
00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:50,200
SO I CAN STOP
ASKING YOU FOR MONEY.
484
00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:52,834
WE'LL TALK LATER ABOUT
WHY THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME
FEEL BETTER.
485
00:20:55,867 --> 00:20:58,500
OH, I'M SO GLAD
YOU'RE HOME, HONEY.
486
00:20:58,500 --> 00:20:59,600
OOH, HOW'D IT GO?
487
00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:01,500
SHE DID GREAT.
SHE LISTENED TO ME.
488
00:21:01,500 --> 00:21:03,000
SHE'S REALLY GETTING
THE HANG OF IT.
489
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,600
I HATE TO SAY IT,
BUT SHE DID A LITTLE
BETTER THAN JUSTIN.
490
00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:08,400
YUP. YOU DID
BETTER THAN ME.
491
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:09,500
WHY ARE YOU
WINKING AT ME?
492
00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:10,500
YOU'RE RUINING IT.
493
00:21:11,767 --> 00:21:13,300
WITH A COUPLE
MORE LESSONS,
494
00:21:13,300 --> 00:21:15,000
YOU'LL BE READY TO GET
YOUR CARPET LICENSE
495
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,600
AND THEN YOU CAN
FLY ANYWHERE,
496
00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:18,967
INCLUDING TO THE STORE
TO PICK ME UP SOME PUDDING,
497
00:21:18,967 --> 00:21:20,500
WHICH WE NEVER SEEM
TO HAVE ENOUGH OF.
498
00:21:21,500 --> 00:21:22,600
OH, THANKS, DADDY.
499
00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:23,767
SURE, SWEETIE.
[KISS]
500
00:21:25,934 --> 00:21:28,834
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU DID, BUT THANKS.
501
00:21:28,834 --> 00:21:30,734
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
502
00:21:30,734 --> 00:21:33,967
REALLY. I WAS WATCHING
THE METS GAME
THE OTHER DAY,
503
00:21:33,967 --> 00:21:35,700
AND THERE WAS
A FLY BALL THAT WENT UP
504
00:21:35,700 --> 00:21:37,300
AND NEVER CAME DOWN.
505
00:21:37,300 --> 00:21:38,600
YOU WANT TO TELL ME
SOMETHING ABOUT THAT?
506
00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:40,967
AH. HEH. I--
507
00:21:47,867 --> 00:21:49,000
HEY, I'M SELENA, AND YOU'RE
508
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:50,000
BEHIND THE SCENES OF
"WIZARDS OF WAVERLY PLACE".
509
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:51,367
THIS IS HOW WE FLY THE CARPET.
510
00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:57,967
AND SOMETIMES, THINGS DON'T
GO AS PLANNED.
511
00:21:57,967 --> 00:21:59,567
WATCH WHERE?
WATCH WHERE?
512
00:21:59,567 --> 00:22:01,967
WHERE? EVERYWHERE!
WATCH EVERYWHERE!
513
00:22:01,967 --> 00:22:04,200
AAH! AAH!
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