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Back in the '80s,
my family had
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a complicated relationship
with the U.S. Postal Service.
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Uh, ma'am?
Can I help you?
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Sometimes,
the mail brought us bad news.
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But every so often,
it was life-changing.
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This is from NYU.
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Good school.
You ought to apply there.
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I didapply there,
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'cause I've wanted to
go there since childhood.
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But then I got wait-listed,
which devastated me,
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even more so because
my girlfriend's going there.
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You got a girlfriend?
Good for you!
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It says I got in!
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Hoo-hoo!
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The last moocher's
off the books!
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Oh, we did it!
We did it!
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How did you...
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I've been wearing this
under my clothes
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since you got
wait-listed.
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Last month's Indian summer was
particularly hellish.
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But it doesn't matter,
because you got in!
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The world
needs to know.
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Then you go tell them,
N-Y-Schmoo!
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And so, I did.
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- Hoo-hoo!
- Ahhhh!
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And it felt
something like this.
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Friends! Faculty!
Kids I've made no effort with!
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I got into NYU!
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♪♪ Celebrate good times
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♪♪ Come on
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♪♪ Celebrate ♪♪
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Yo, Ball!
NYU, baby! I'm in!
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Congratulations,
Goldberg.
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Normally, big musical numbers
require a permit,
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but, hey...
let's do this.
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♪♪ There's a party goin' on
right here
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♪♪ A celebration to last
throughout the years
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♪♪ So bring your good times
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♪♪ And your laughter, too ♪♪
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It was the most
amazing moment ever.
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It's as if those
anonymous dance guys
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- were lifting me to the heavens!
- Ha-ha!
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And that's when I saw
my angel.
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Hey, Brea!
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So cool you're
celebrating my news!
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What? No,
I'm celebrating mynews!
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I got into Brown!
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Brown University?
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- But you were gonna go to NYU!
- It's crazy.
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I mean, an Ivy League school
was a long shot,
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but I got in!
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And it's the most amazing
feeling ever, like I'm...
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The star of your own
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giant, upbeat,
fantasy-sequence dance number?
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Exactly!
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Let's talk more
about it at lunch.
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♪♪ Yahoo! ♪♪
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Wait!
This feels like a metaphor!
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♪♪ I'm twisted up inside
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♪♪ But nonetheless, I feel the need to say
*THE GOLDBERGS *
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*THE GOLDBERGS *
Season 09 Episode 09
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Episode Title: "Tennis People"
Aired on: December 01, 2021.
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♪♪ I don't know the future
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♪♪ But the past keeps getting
clearer every day
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It was December 1st,
1980-something,
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and my sister was soaking in
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the best part of
getting married.
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- Where is it?
- The presents.
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Right here, Schmoo.
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A second blender?
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Now, after
I use the first one,
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I can just throw it out and
not even bother cleaning it.
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For years,
I've dreamed of the day
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you'd accumulate appliances
you don't need,
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and it's happening!
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Speaking of gifts, I would
like to give you mine right now.
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It would be my honor
if you would allow me
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to throw
your bridal shower.
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That means I get a whole
other mountain of crap?
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Mama, I love getting
married so much.
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Oh...
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Thank you, Ginzy.
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You are the best.
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And I'm gonna throw it
in my backyard.
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And now you are
the worst.
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What's wrong with
my backyard?
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The long list starts with
that family of moles.
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We got rid of
the moles.
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Charles set traps
and everything.
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Great, now it's
a mole graveyard.
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Plus, your yard reeks.
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It's where I've been dumping
my bacon grease.
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That's why
the moles showed up!
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Ginzy, I love that
you want to do this,
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but you're gonna have to
dig deeper, okay?
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Work that
little acorn.
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What about the covered tables
at Birmingham Park?
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It's my daughter's bridal
shower, not an AA meeting.
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Okay, well, there,
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there's always
the back room at Il Dolce.
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We're not celebrating
a mobster's release from prison.
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Um, what about
m-my tennis club?
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Well,
that could work.
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Yay! I c... I can...
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I can stop sweating now.
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While my mom was trying to
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secure a venue
for Erica's shower,
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I was feeling insecure
about my future with Brea.
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Hey.
So, Brown, huh?
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I know.
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I was surprised,
too,
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but we both got into
our dream schools.
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That's exciting.
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Yeah, so exciting.
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Dream schools!
Dream couple!
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Dreamgirlsis playing
on Broadway.
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Are you
okay with this?
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You're doing a lot of
nervous talking.
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Me?
I'm more than okay.
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I'm the okay-est.
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I'm OK Corral.
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I'm Oklahoma's
postal code.
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I'm the first two letters
of "okra."
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O-kay.
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Exactly.
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Relax, okay?
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Nothing can
come between us.
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I truly believe that.
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Me, too.
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Love will find a way.
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Love will not
find a way.
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The second
she gets to Brown,
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your love will get
punched in the face
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till its nose
bleeds profusely.
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My love has a nose?
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It has all
the body parts.
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And you should be taking
your brother seriously.
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That has not been
my experience.
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If there's two things
Barry knows,
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it's how to get the cream
out of a Chocodile
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without ruining
its structural integrity
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and affairs of
the heart.
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Fine.
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Everyone thinks they can
make it work long-distance,
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but statistically,
0.0% of couples actually do.
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Moving past the shaky math,
I'm not worried.
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We're gonna cement
our already strong bond
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by talking on the phone
all the time.
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Allow us to show you
how that'll go.
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I'll be you.
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Joanne'll be Brea.
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Good eventide.
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I am Brea,
last name unknown.
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I heard somewhere that
I play volleyball.
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Strong out of the gate.
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I'm Adam.
I make movies
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and I once cried
at a Clorox commercial.
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Can we please
skip the backstories?
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Bee bee boo boo
bee bee bee.
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Bee bee bee.
Bee bee bee.
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Bee bee bee bee
bee bee bee.
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Seems like you hit
enough numbers.
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It's long distance.
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Boo boo bee bee
bee bee boo...
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Shh, it's ringing.
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Hello, this is Brea
at Brown University.
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I mention my fancy school
a lot in casual conversation.
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Hi, Brea?
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It's Adam Goldberg!
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Adam Who-berg?
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Your boyfriend!
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Remember, we were confident
we'd always be together?
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Ha!
Such young fools.
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Hold on a sec.
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Excuse me,
entire lacrosse team?
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Give me five minutes to
pretend to still be interested
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in my high school
boyfriend,
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and then you can
take me to dinner.
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She's dating
the entire lacrosse team?
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Oh, my appetite for life
has expanded
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since I left you
in the dirt.
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Why don't we just talk till
all hours of the morning
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- like we used to?
- I can't.
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I'm too busy thriving
without you.
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Pretty soon, I won't even
remember your face.
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Whoa, it just happened.
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I literally couldn't pick you
out of a crowd.
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Okay, I'll call you
tomorrow?
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Please don't...
or ever.
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Oh.
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P.S., I've always had
a crush on your brother.
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Click! Scene!
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Yes!
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Okay, you tapped into my
deep reservoir of insecurity.
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What can I do about it?
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Nothing.
It's inevitable.
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Life will imitate
great art.
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As Brea and I were
on shaky ground,
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my mom's visit to
Ginzy's tennis club
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had her walking on air.
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Oh, my God!
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Look at the class coming
out of this place's ass.
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Wh...
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Is that sparkling water
with pickle slices?
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Cucumber, actually.
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Shut up, Ginzy.
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I just can't believe
you have this secret oasis
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of refinement and tennis.
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And so much space.
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We can double the gift list...
guest list.
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Ooh, free pastries.
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Well, folks usually
just take one.
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Okay, yeah, you enjoy.
Enjoy that.
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I'm so glad you two like it.
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It's gonna be
a very special day.
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Oh, you mean
a special life.
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I'm joining
this ****.
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Uh, what?
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I mean, can't you
just picture me
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lounging around
in my tennis whites,
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sharing a genteel laugh
with other members about
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the poor commoners on the
other side of the club wall?
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"More pickle water?"
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"Yes, please."
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You actually
can't just join.
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You have to be admitted.
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There is an application
process, interviews...
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Mom, if you become a member,
can I have two showers?
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One that you host
and one that Ginzy hosts?
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Of course you can.
We're tennis people now.
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We do
whatever we want.
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Okay, I'm gonna call Gimbels
and tell them to add
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electronics,
auto parts,
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and anything made of fur
to the registry.
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Well, there is a... there's
a small, little obstacle,
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because the person who runs
the admission committee is...
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Jane Bales.
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Beverly Goldberg.
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Did one of our members
hit you with their Saab
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and then drag you in here
to recover from
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what I assume are
multiple facial contusions?
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Oh, you're about to see
how good my backhand is.
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Bevy, no, no!
She's the one in charge.
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This changed everything.
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My mom's greatest adversary
now held the keys to the castle.
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Jane.
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You look...
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Good in the 'hood.
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What are these words?
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W-Why aren't you attacking me
based on your jealousy
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of my perfect life
and slammin' body?
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Well, I brought Beverly here
because I am hosting,
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um, Erica's bridal shower,
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and she just fell in love
with the place, so...
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I-I'm thinking
about joining.
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Oh, now I get it.
257
00:08:15,615 --> 00:08:18,211
That crazed look
in your eye is hope,
258
00:08:18,705 --> 00:08:20,594
and it all
depends on me.
259
00:08:20,678 --> 00:08:24,110
I know we've shared some
rib-tickling over the years...
260
00:08:24,194 --> 00:08:26,078
You forged a
"Do Not Resuscitate" order
261
00:08:26,162 --> 00:08:27,472
and slipped it
in my purse.
262
00:08:27,556 --> 00:08:28,636
We have our fun,
263
00:08:28,720 --> 00:08:31,612
but you know what's behind
all that playful back-and-forth?
264
00:08:31,696 --> 00:08:33,310
Hm? Friendship.
265
00:08:33,394 --> 00:08:36,057
Mm.
Then, as a friend,
266
00:08:36,141 --> 00:08:38,132
would you do
a push-up for me?
267
00:08:38,216 --> 00:08:39,572
A push-up?
268
00:08:39,656 --> 00:08:41,528
I mean, it's an exercise,
so maybe you don't know it?
269
00:08:41,612 --> 00:08:42,729
Sure, I know.
270
00:08:42,813 --> 00:08:44,009
Is there a mat
or someplace?
271
00:08:44,093 --> 00:08:46,102
The... The ground.
Right here.
272
00:08:48,670 --> 00:08:49,820
Boom!
273
00:08:50,632 --> 00:08:51,799
All right,
now you do one.
274
00:08:51,883 --> 00:08:54,062
You know,
for friendship purposes.
275
00:08:54,146 --> 00:08:56,022
Oh, God, no.
I have dignity.
276
00:08:56,106 --> 00:08:58,635
Tomorrow, you and I
will play tennis,
277
00:08:58,719 --> 00:09:01,319
and we'll see how fun
you are to have around.
278
00:09:01,403 --> 00:09:02,843
While my mom was hoping to
279
00:09:02,927 --> 00:09:04,716
score tennis points
with Jane Bales,
280
00:09:04,800 --> 00:09:07,203
I was worried about
losing my partner.
281
00:09:07,287 --> 00:09:09,338
Brea,
you and I are doomed!
282
00:09:09,422 --> 00:09:11,688
Guess we won't be breezily
walking to class.
283
00:09:11,772 --> 00:09:13,827
Barry and Joanne said so.
There was role-playing.
284
00:09:13,911 --> 00:09:15,772
Their individual performances
were insulting,
285
00:09:15,856 --> 00:09:17,882
but still, it confirmed
my greatest fears.
286
00:09:17,966 --> 00:09:19,461
Don't let them get
in your head, okay?
287
00:09:19,545 --> 00:09:20,984
We're Adam and Brea.
288
00:09:21,068 --> 00:09:22,664
Right. William Penn's
power couple.
289
00:09:22,748 --> 00:09:25,100
We're basically the Madonna
and Sean Penn of this school.
290
00:09:25,184 --> 00:09:26,509
Billy Joel and
Christie Brinkley.
291
00:09:26,593 --> 00:09:28,352
Mike Tyson
and Robin Givens.
292
00:09:28,436 --> 00:09:30,899
Wow, so many incredible
couples built to last.
293
00:09:30,983 --> 00:09:31,884
Just like us.
294
00:09:31,968 --> 00:09:33,531
Thanks.
I feel so much better.
295
00:09:33,615 --> 00:09:35,993
But then, something odd
started happening.
296
00:09:36,077 --> 00:09:37,134
Yo, Brea,
297
00:09:37,218 --> 00:09:38,489
wanna hit up
the Winter Formal?
298
00:09:38,573 --> 00:09:40,942
I'm going with Adam...
my boyfriend.
299
00:09:41,553 --> 00:09:44,106
Hence our couple's moniker...
Brea-dam.
300
00:09:44,190 --> 00:09:46,749
It's unpleasant to say and
hear, but we're rock solid.
301
00:09:46,833 --> 00:09:48,454
And then, it kept happening.
302
00:09:48,538 --> 00:09:49,594
Brea...
303
00:09:49,678 --> 00:09:51,479
You wanna go to
the water tower Friday night?
304
00:09:51,563 --> 00:09:53,228
I got my cousin's
dirt bike for the weekend.
305
00:09:53,312 --> 00:09:54,537
Can they not see me?
306
00:09:54,621 --> 00:09:57,110
Guys, I'm going out with Adam
Friday night.
307
00:09:57,194 --> 00:09:58,161
And every night.
308
00:09:58,245 --> 00:10:00,650
Well, if things change,
let me know.
309
00:10:00,734 --> 00:10:02,531
Nothing's gonna change.
310
00:10:02,716 --> 00:10:04,119
'Cause we're Brea-dam.
311
00:10:04,203 --> 00:10:05,641
Or Ad-rea.
312
00:10:05,807 --> 00:10:07,922
Our names might not fit
together, but we do!
313
00:10:08,006 --> 00:10:10,055
Don't worry about them,
okay? They're just being stupid.
314
00:10:10,139 --> 00:10:11,555
I'll see you later.
315
00:10:12,147 --> 00:10:14,141
Trouble in paradise,
Mr. Goldberg?
316
00:10:14,225 --> 00:10:16,400
Alpha males keep asking out
my hot girlfriend.
317
00:10:16,484 --> 00:10:17,969
Mm.Tends to rattle a man.
318
00:10:18,053 --> 00:10:20,219
That's because they smell
blood in the water.
319
00:10:20,343 --> 00:10:21,454
What do you mean?
320
00:10:21,538 --> 00:10:23,868
Sharks have an incredibly
keen sense of smell.
321
00:10:23,952 --> 00:10:27,308
Even a drop of sea lion blood
as far away as a mile...
322
00:10:27,392 --> 00:10:28,877
I've seen
all the Jawses!
323
00:10:28,961 --> 00:10:31,792
I meant, how does it apply to
my situation here on land?
324
00:10:31,876 --> 00:10:33,028
Let's face it...
325
00:10:33,112 --> 00:10:35,864
No one understood how you
nabbed Brea Bee in the first place.
326
00:10:35,948 --> 00:10:38,403
And now everyone knows you're
going to different colleges...
327
00:10:39,239 --> 00:10:40,528
...there's
a feeding frenzy.
328
00:10:40,612 --> 00:10:41,864
Oh, no.
329
00:10:41,948 --> 00:10:43,458
And also, you're
way more tangled up
330
00:10:43,542 --> 00:10:45,678
in students' romantic lives
than most principals.
331
00:10:45,762 --> 00:10:48,309
It's the only part of this job
that gets me out of bed.
332
00:10:51,700 --> 00:10:55,072
My mom was determined to become
a member of Ginzy's tennis club...
333
00:10:55,156 --> 00:10:57,603
Even if it meant
being nice to Jane Bales.
334
00:10:57,687 --> 00:11:00,385
Bevy, Jane is just
toying with you.
335
00:11:00,469 --> 00:11:01,853
She's never gonna
let you in.
336
00:11:01,937 --> 00:11:04,888
Well, I am not above tickling
the turkey's wattle
337
00:11:04,972 --> 00:11:06,265
if it gets me into
this club,
338
00:11:06,349 --> 00:11:08,049
which I have
always wanted.
339
00:11:08,133 --> 00:11:10,075
You never saw the inside
till yesterday.
340
00:11:10,159 --> 00:11:13,662
There's the socially ambitious
gal whose fate I control.
341
00:11:13,746 --> 00:11:14,731
Ugh, what?
342
00:11:14,815 --> 00:11:17,518
Was the phrase "Tennis Whites"
too complicated for you?
343
00:11:17,602 --> 00:11:20,685
Although, the real takeaway
is how poorly it all fits.
344
00:11:20,769 --> 00:11:22,977
Ooh, great slam, Jane.
345
00:11:23,061 --> 00:11:24,317
You really
took me down a peg.
346
00:11:24,401 --> 00:11:25,493
Let's just
get this over with.
347
00:11:25,577 --> 00:11:27,248
I'm playing with someone
I like at 3:00.
348
00:11:27,332 --> 00:11:28,417
Kapow!
349
00:11:28,501 --> 00:11:30,071
The hits just keep coming.
350
00:11:30,155 --> 00:11:31,898
Figuratively and literally.
351
00:11:31,982 --> 00:11:33,030
Ohh!
352
00:11:33,114 --> 00:11:33,739
To the leg...
353
00:11:33,823 --> 00:11:34,886
Ahh! Ooh!
354
00:11:34,970 --> 00:11:35,778
...to the stomach.
355
00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:37,145
That's bringing up
the pickle water.
356
00:11:37,229 --> 00:11:38,158
To her...
357
00:11:38,242 --> 00:11:39,469
- Ohh!
- ...Lady middle.
358
00:11:40,232 --> 00:11:42,141
- Right in the old breadbasket.
- Aah!
359
00:11:42,261 --> 00:11:43,432
Whether she was ready...
360
00:11:43,516 --> 00:11:44,282
Ohhh!
361
00:11:44,366 --> 00:11:46,137
...or even on the court.
362
00:11:46,221 --> 00:11:48,008
- Gahh!
- ♪♪♪♪ me!
363
00:11:48,501 --> 00:11:49,836
And that's the set.
364
00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:53,180
Well, thank you for always
making me feel like a winner.
365
00:11:53,265 --> 00:11:55,374
And if that's not clear,
I'm suggesting you're a loser.
366
00:11:55,458 --> 00:11:56,405
It was.
367
00:11:56,489 --> 00:11:57,913
Oh, iced tea.
Thank you.
368
00:11:57,997 --> 00:11:59,913
Don't touch.
They're both for me.
369
00:12:00,879 --> 00:12:02,741
While my mom had lost badly,
370
00:12:02,825 --> 00:12:04,506
I was trying to win Brea over
371
00:12:04,590 --> 00:12:07,827
to the idea of college
in New York City.
372
00:12:07,963 --> 00:12:09,788
Oh, this seems normal.
373
00:12:09,872 --> 00:12:11,756
I know we both got into
our dream schools
374
00:12:11,840 --> 00:12:14,733
and long distance will
100% work for us,
375
00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:17,012
but also,
everyone hearts New York.
376
00:12:17,096 --> 00:12:18,194
They make shirts
about it.
377
00:12:18,278 --> 00:12:19,908
Sure,
New York is fine.
378
00:12:19,992 --> 00:12:21,247
Fine?
379
00:12:21,331 --> 00:12:23,052
The metropolis
that gave us hip-hop
380
00:12:23,136 --> 00:12:25,278
and the Waldorf salad
is fine?
381
00:12:25,362 --> 00:12:27,630
Wow, you must be
lightheaded from hunger.
382
00:12:27,714 --> 00:12:30,122
Here, it's from
theKatz's Deli,
383
00:12:30,206 --> 00:12:31,690
an NYC landmark.Mm.
384
00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:35,100
And?
385
00:12:35,184 --> 00:12:36,607
It's a good sandwich, Adam.
386
00:12:36,691 --> 00:12:39,654
And in New York, you can
eat one of those every day,
387
00:12:39,738 --> 00:12:41,638
knowing that if your heart
gives up the fight,
388
00:12:41,722 --> 00:12:42,919
you can be rushed to
your choice
389
00:12:43,003 --> 00:12:45,161
of over 40
private hospitals.
390
00:12:46,540 --> 00:12:48,177
Are you trying to
sell me on New York?
391
00:12:48,261 --> 00:12:50,349
I would never.
392
00:12:50,839 --> 00:12:51,840
But is it working?
393
00:12:51,924 --> 00:12:54,037
Adam, Providence has
plenty going for it, too.
394
00:12:54,121 --> 00:12:55,208
Of course!
395
00:12:55,292 --> 00:12:56,826
But name one thing.
396
00:12:57,270 --> 00:12:58,873
Well, I only spent
a couple days there.
397
00:12:58,957 --> 00:13:00,678
Seems like
an inadequate amount of time
398
00:13:00,762 --> 00:13:02,138
to make
a lifetime decision.
399
00:13:02,222 --> 00:13:04,155
Hey, get another
hearty taste.
400
00:13:04,239 --> 00:13:05,851
You shorted yourself
on the kraut last time.
401
00:13:05,935 --> 00:13:08,130
I can't believe that you're
trying to talk me out of Brown.
402
00:13:08,214 --> 00:13:09,520
Can you imagine
if I was like,
403
00:13:09,604 --> 00:13:11,270
"Providence is so much
better than New York."
404
00:13:11,354 --> 00:13:14,004
I cannot imagine it,
because no one has ever said that.
405
00:13:14,088 --> 00:13:14,776
Whatever.
406
00:13:14,860 --> 00:13:15,980
Maybe New York
is the better city,
407
00:13:16,064 --> 00:13:17,473
but the point is,
I would never try to
408
00:13:17,557 --> 00:13:19,739
talk you out of going to
your dream school.
409
00:13:21,425 --> 00:13:22,174
Give me that.
410
00:13:22,258 --> 00:13:24,787
While Brea hit snooze on
the City That Never Sleeps,
411
00:13:24,871 --> 00:13:28,028
my mom awaited news
on her tennis club dreams.
412
00:13:28,112 --> 00:13:29,061
Any calls?
413
00:13:29,145 --> 00:13:31,262
I'm expecting life-changing
news from the club.
414
00:13:31,346 --> 00:13:33,940
The phone rang.
I heard voices, a beep.
415
00:13:34,024 --> 00:13:35,511
Uh, maybe.
416
00:13:36,543 --> 00:13:38,115
Hi, Beverly. It's Ginzy.
417
00:13:38,199 --> 00:13:39,621
We know,
who else sounds like
418
00:13:39,705 --> 00:13:41,590
they're carrying a grapefruit
between their butt cheeks?
419
00:13:41,674 --> 00:13:44,543
Uh, just wanted to let you
know that I heard from the club.
420
00:13:44,627 --> 00:13:45,543
Ooh, here it comes!
421
00:13:45,627 --> 00:13:47,606
I'm gonna be so leathery tan
when I'm old.
422
00:13:47,690 --> 00:13:51,043
And unfortunately,
the board members voted no.
423
00:13:52,369 --> 00:13:53,824
I'm so sorry.
424
00:13:55,707 --> 00:13:57,321
You voted against me?
425
00:13:57,405 --> 00:13:58,809
Lars,
give me a moment,
426
00:13:58,893 --> 00:14:00,082
and then
let's do that thing
427
00:14:00,166 --> 00:14:02,043
where I pretend I forget
how to hit a backhand
428
00:14:02,127 --> 00:14:03,605
and you hold me
from behind.
429
00:14:04,017 --> 00:14:05,785
I voted yes
on you joining.
430
00:14:05,869 --> 00:14:06,700
- What?
- Yeah.
431
00:14:06,784 --> 00:14:08,465
I would've loved to
intimidate you
432
00:14:08,549 --> 00:14:10,210
with my naked locker room
stretches.
433
00:14:10,294 --> 00:14:11,908
Somebody else
blackballed you.
434
00:14:11,992 --> 00:14:14,811
But everyone else loves
my special way.
435
00:14:14,895 --> 00:14:17,545
Mm, well, maybe you should ask
your puckered friend.
436
00:14:18,505 --> 00:14:20,926
I have a naturally
pinched face,
437
00:14:21,010 --> 00:14:22,762
and you said that
you wouldn't tell!
438
00:14:22,846 --> 00:14:25,762
I lent you my Lars lesson
so you would keep the secret.
439
00:14:25,846 --> 00:14:27,179
My Lars lesson!
440
00:14:27,263 --> 00:14:28,520
Whoopsie.
441
00:14:28,604 --> 00:14:29,697
How could you?
442
00:14:29,781 --> 00:14:31,314
How could I not?
443
00:14:31,442 --> 00:14:34,722
This place is my only
safe haven from you.
444
00:14:34,806 --> 00:14:37,628
News flash... you can be
very mean to me, Beverly.
445
00:14:37,712 --> 00:14:38,887
Oh, listen to you.
446
00:14:38,971 --> 00:14:41,067
You sound like a bleached-out
sack of mulch.
447
00:14:41,151 --> 00:14:42,903
See, this is exactly
what I'm talking about.
448
00:14:42,987 --> 00:14:43,895
And for the record,
449
00:14:43,979 --> 00:14:46,388
most of your insults
don't even make sense!
450
00:14:46,472 --> 00:14:49,029
As Ginzy finally
told my mom to get out of town,
451
00:14:49,113 --> 00:14:50,684
I was hoping
the school college fair
452
00:14:50,768 --> 00:14:53,074
could keep Brea and me
in the same city.
453
00:14:53,158 --> 00:14:54,880
Sir or madam,
I want to go to Brown.
454
00:14:54,964 --> 00:14:56,274
Here's my transcript.
455
00:14:56,358 --> 00:14:58,380
This transcript
is extremely unimpressive.
456
00:14:58,464 --> 00:15:00,379
Indeed, it is.
457
00:15:00,463 --> 00:15:02,168
But my girlfriend
is going to Brown,
458
00:15:02,252 --> 00:15:03,270
and I need to
be near her.
459
00:15:03,354 --> 00:15:06,754
Let me in and prove to the
world that Brown believes in love.
460
00:15:06,838 --> 00:15:09,231
But we don't.
Now, please go.
461
00:15:09,495 --> 00:15:11,059
Psst. Hey, kid.
462
00:15:11,143 --> 00:15:12,989
Aren't you the guy who takes
the photos at the mall?
463
00:15:13,073 --> 00:15:14,528
Uh, I wear many hats,
464
00:15:14,612 --> 00:15:16,489
including a job
called "hat wearer."
465
00:15:16,573 --> 00:15:18,724
Monkeys won't sit still
for it, so here we are.
466
00:15:18,808 --> 00:15:20,944
Hey, did I hear you say you're
in the market for a school?
467
00:15:21,028 --> 00:15:23,798
The Providence University
of Technology and Sciences.
468
00:15:23,882 --> 00:15:25,700
- Dean John Calabasas?
- Yep!
469
00:15:25,784 --> 00:15:27,094
I'm also
the head of admissions,
470
00:15:27,178 --> 00:15:28,943
and I'll be checking IDs
at the library
471
00:15:29,027 --> 00:15:31,043
when/if
we get a library.
472
00:15:31,127 --> 00:15:33,660
The great news is,
you just got accepted.
473
00:15:34,792 --> 00:15:35,927
Welcome to PUTS.
474
00:15:36,011 --> 00:15:37,013
"PUTS"?
475
00:15:37,097 --> 00:15:38,137
That's not
well thought out.
476
00:15:38,221 --> 00:15:41,145
Neither is our motto...
"Knowledge is knowing."
477
00:15:41,229 --> 00:15:42,574
Mm. Do you have
a film program?
478
00:15:42,658 --> 00:15:44,855
No, but we do have
VCR repair.
479
00:15:44,939 --> 00:15:47,452
And if you want to start
a film program, have at it.
480
00:15:47,536 --> 00:15:49,286
I would be closer to
my girlfriend, Brea.
481
00:15:49,370 --> 00:15:50,324
So close.
482
00:15:50,408 --> 00:15:52,632
As a matter of fact,
most of our students
483
00:15:52,716 --> 00:15:54,223
are in a relationship
with a Browner.
484
00:15:54,307 --> 00:15:55,012
"Browner."
485
00:15:55,096 --> 00:15:56,810
Is that what you call
people who to go Brown?
486
00:15:56,894 --> 00:15:57,709
Absolutely!
487
00:15:57,793 --> 00:15:58,943
It's not. See?
488
00:15:59,027 --> 00:16:00,114
You're already
learning.
489
00:16:00,198 --> 00:16:00,958
You know what?
490
00:16:01,042 --> 00:16:02,426
She's that
important to me.
491
00:16:02,510 --> 00:16:03,465
I think
I'm gonna do it.
492
00:16:03,549 --> 00:16:05,333
Hey, it's the guy
who sells yo-yos at the mall.
493
00:16:05,417 --> 00:16:06,857
Oh, those are
light-up yo-yos.
494
00:16:06,941 --> 00:16:08,842
There's a distinct
and beautiful difference.
495
00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:10,719
I found a school
close to Brown.
496
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:12,026
They don't have
a film department,
497
00:16:12,110 --> 00:16:14,254
but the VCR repair program
is pretty close.
498
00:16:14,338 --> 00:16:15,318
What are you
saying?
499
00:16:15,402 --> 00:16:16,990
I'm saying our problem
is solved,
500
00:16:17,074 --> 00:16:18,271
'cause we'll both be
in Rhode Island.
501
00:16:18,355 --> 00:16:20,361
Adam, you can't just
give up NYU!
502
00:16:20,445 --> 00:16:22,576
Well, someone's
got to give up something,
503
00:16:22,660 --> 00:16:23,535
and you sure aren't.
504
00:16:23,619 --> 00:16:25,138
Whoa, so this is
my fault?
505
00:16:25,222 --> 00:16:26,622
No, not fault.
506
00:16:26,706 --> 00:16:28,589
I just wish you cared
as much as I do.
507
00:16:28,673 --> 00:16:30,245
Adam,
of course I care.
508
00:16:30,329 --> 00:16:32,051
Sure, you just have
a funny way of showing it,
509
00:16:32,135 --> 00:16:34,959
because you're doing everything
you can not to be together.
510
00:16:35,043 --> 00:16:36,791
Well, you're
right about one thing.
511
00:16:36,875 --> 00:16:38,783
I definitely don't want to
be with you right now.
512
00:16:38,867 --> 00:16:40,244
Ohh.
513
00:16:40,328 --> 00:16:42,111
Hey,
you got into NYU?
514
00:16:42,195 --> 00:16:44,512
Wow! Do you want to
come teach at PUTS?
515
00:16:45,613 --> 00:16:48,974
My mom's hopes of joining the
tennis club had been thwarted...
516
00:16:49,058 --> 00:16:51,449
And even worse, it was
because of her best friend.
517
00:16:51,533 --> 00:16:53,321
You are not
gonna believe this.
518
00:16:53,405 --> 00:16:55,455
Then it's best to
keep it to yourself.
519
00:16:55,539 --> 00:16:57,356
Jane Bales didn't
blackball me...
520
00:16:57,440 --> 00:16:58,645
Ginzy did.
521
00:16:58,729 --> 00:17:00,505
She says she needs a place
where she can hide.
522
00:17:00,589 --> 00:17:03,230
Well, who does that rotten
cantaloupe think she is?
523
00:17:04,260 --> 00:17:06,278
You're gonna get this.
I feel it.
524
00:17:06,362 --> 00:17:09,528
Murray, have I become
an insult comic?
525
00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:12,653
Hey, there's no one your
friends want in their corner
526
00:17:12,737 --> 00:17:13,973
more than you,
but you...
527
00:17:14,057 --> 00:17:15,912
You do give them
the business quite often.
528
00:17:15,996 --> 00:17:17,574
But that's who
we Goldbergs are.
529
00:17:17,658 --> 00:17:19,342
We're business-giving
people.
530
00:17:19,426 --> 00:17:22,574
Sure, but the blonde
neighbor lady may have a point.
531
00:17:25,588 --> 00:17:27,874
You here to dump your
breakfast fats on my lawn?
532
00:17:27,958 --> 00:17:28,809
No, no.
533
00:17:28,893 --> 00:17:31,044
We pour them down
the storm drain now.
534
00:17:31,128 --> 00:17:34,293
Ginzy, I haven't
treated you kindly,
535
00:17:34,377 --> 00:17:36,601
so I am going to
apologize
536
00:17:36,685 --> 00:17:38,614
for everything
I've ever said to you.
537
00:17:38,698 --> 00:17:40,295
Okay, well,
that's not necessary.
538
00:17:40,379 --> 00:17:43,147
Like the time I called you
a leather-faced manatee.
539
00:17:43,231 --> 00:17:44,824
Bev, you don't have to
list each and every...
540
00:17:44,908 --> 00:17:46,691
No.
Ginzy, I love you.
541
00:17:46,775 --> 00:17:48,162
You deserve this.
542
00:17:48,246 --> 00:17:49,465
I should not have said
543
00:17:49,549 --> 00:17:51,670
that you were dumber
than a river weasel.
544
00:17:51,754 --> 00:17:53,918
You are nothing like
a bag of loose poultry.
545
00:17:54,002 --> 00:17:54,562
Mm-hmm.
546
00:17:54,646 --> 00:17:56,167
And I didn't mean it
when I said
547
00:17:56,251 --> 00:17:59,012
you have the face of an
alcoholic bottle-nosed dolphin.
548
00:17:59,096 --> 00:18:00,926
- I meant that for Essie.
- Thanks.
549
00:18:01,010 --> 00:18:04,170
Nor do you have an ass like a
deflated balloon left in the sun.
550
00:18:04,254 --> 00:18:05,739
Okay, some of these
are just
551
00:18:05,823 --> 00:18:07,568
kinda stinging me
all over again.
552
00:18:07,652 --> 00:18:09,262
You are not a human version
of cramps.
553
00:18:09,346 --> 00:18:10,342
I don't remember
that one.
554
00:18:10,426 --> 00:18:12,763
And you are not
the last doll on the shelf,
555
00:18:12,847 --> 00:18:14,793
the one that's been
dropped too many times
556
00:18:14,877 --> 00:18:15,926
and maybe stepped on.
557
00:18:16,010 --> 00:18:17,465
And I mean that.
558
00:18:17,767 --> 00:18:21,209
Ginzy, I may not have a right
to ask for forgiveness,
559
00:18:21,293 --> 00:18:23,723
but I'm going to anyway,
because I can't lose you.
560
00:18:23,807 --> 00:18:25,178
You're my best friend.
561
00:18:25,262 --> 00:18:28,371
Well, it does mean
a lot to me
562
00:18:28,455 --> 00:18:31,004
that you came over here
to apologize in your way.
563
00:18:31,088 --> 00:18:33,895
And I know that
when it comes down to it,
564
00:18:33,979 --> 00:18:36,301
that you're always
there for me.
565
00:18:36,609 --> 00:18:38,116
So, you forgive me?
566
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,317
Of course.
567
00:18:39,401 --> 00:18:40,879
That's what friends do.
568
00:18:41,043 --> 00:18:41,898
In that moment,
569
00:18:41,982 --> 00:18:44,476
my mom put her dreams
of the tennis club aside
570
00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:46,554
for something
much more important,
571
00:18:46,638 --> 00:18:49,108
while my dreams of things
working out for me and Brea
572
00:18:49,192 --> 00:18:50,319
was slipping away.
573
00:18:50,403 --> 00:18:51,702
Hey.
574
00:18:51,786 --> 00:18:53,364
Still playing with those
Cabbage Trash Friends?
575
00:18:53,448 --> 00:18:55,280
Garbage Pail Kids.
576
00:18:55,364 --> 00:18:56,694
They're the only thing
in my life
577
00:18:56,778 --> 00:18:58,185
that's still
in mint condition.
578
00:18:58,269 --> 00:18:59,709
Tell Barry your woes.
579
00:18:59,793 --> 00:19:00,895
You were right.
580
00:19:00,979 --> 00:19:03,886
Brea and I won't be able to
make it work next year.
581
00:19:03,970 --> 00:19:07,286
Come fall, she'll be doing
body shots off lacrosse bros.
582
00:19:07,370 --> 00:19:08,582
Ah, don't be stupid.
583
00:19:08,666 --> 00:19:09,987
They'll be doing shots
off of her.
584
00:19:10,071 --> 00:19:11,910
Oh! Not helping!
585
00:19:12,096 --> 00:19:13,558
I wish she'd just
let me follow her.
586
00:19:13,642 --> 00:19:15,834
And not go to NYU?
You can't do that.
587
00:19:15,918 --> 00:19:17,107
I know.
588
00:19:17,285 --> 00:19:19,965
But if I go,
I'll lose her.
589
00:19:20,049 --> 00:19:21,326
Maybe.
590
00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:22,371
Maybe not.
591
00:19:22,455 --> 00:19:23,731
You know,
long distance is hard,
592
00:19:23,815 --> 00:19:26,317
but... that doesn't mean
it can't work.
593
00:19:26,446 --> 00:19:28,252
I wish I just knew
for sure.
594
00:19:28,336 --> 00:19:30,285
There's only one thing
certain here,
595
00:19:30,812 --> 00:19:33,801
you can't get in the way
of each other's dreams.
596
00:19:34,189 --> 00:19:35,588
Okay?
597
00:19:35,714 --> 00:19:37,238
Thanks, Barry.
598
00:19:37,504 --> 00:19:39,139
I know what
I need to do.
599
00:19:40,781 --> 00:19:42,020
Tony's Italian.
600
00:19:42,104 --> 00:19:42,926
What?
601
00:19:43,010 --> 00:19:45,358
It's an amazing pizza shop
in Providence,
602
00:19:45,442 --> 00:19:47,410
some say even better
than New York.
603
00:19:47,494 --> 00:19:49,014
Lemme guess...
you got a job there?
604
00:19:49,098 --> 00:19:51,567
No, I'll be going
to NYU.
605
00:19:51,844 --> 00:19:54,592
But when I visit,
we can grab a slice.
606
00:19:55,004 --> 00:19:56,451
So you're okay
with all this?
607
00:19:56,535 --> 00:19:58,180
I'm not saying
it's gonna be easy,
608
00:19:58,264 --> 00:20:00,243
but we'll
figure it out together.
609
00:20:01,699 --> 00:20:05,366
Sometimes, holding onto
someone means letting go a little.
610
00:20:07,116 --> 00:20:09,533
You know, we still could have
done this at the tennis club.
611
00:20:09,617 --> 00:20:11,235
No,
this is perfect.
612
00:20:11,319 --> 00:20:12,432
I couldn't have asked for
anything
613
00:20:12,516 --> 00:20:13,175
better.
614
00:20:13,259 --> 00:20:15,597
Other times, it means
letting go of the past...
615
00:20:15,681 --> 00:20:16,981
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
616
00:20:17,065 --> 00:20:18,810
...as we look forward
to the future.
617
00:20:18,894 --> 00:20:20,169
♪♪ Let's celebrate ♪♪
618
00:20:20,253 --> 00:20:22,665
When we take a moment
to appreciate
619
00:20:22,749 --> 00:20:24,536
and cherish
the people in our corner...
620
00:20:24,620 --> 00:20:27,857
- ♪♪ Celebrate good times, come on ♪♪
- ...every day becomes a celebration.
621
00:20:27,941 --> 00:20:30,402
♪♪ It's a celebration ♪♪
622
00:20:30,773 --> 00:20:32,080
Well, it looks like
Geoff is spending
623
00:20:32,164 --> 00:20:34,087
an extra couple days
in Miami with your grandma.
624
00:20:34,171 --> 00:20:36,097
Uh-oh. You poor thing.
625
00:20:36,181 --> 00:20:37,453
What are you
two dopes saying?
626
00:20:37,537 --> 00:20:38,612
Boop-boop-boop-boop
boop-boop-boop.
627
00:20:38,696 --> 00:20:40,166
Hello?
It's Miami Jefe.
628
00:20:40,250 --> 00:20:41,877
"Jefe"?
You changed your name?
629
00:20:41,961 --> 00:20:43,067
I changed
a lot of things.
630
00:20:43,151 --> 00:20:44,721
I live on
a cigarette boat now
631
00:20:44,805 --> 00:20:46,533
with Dan Marino
and a sassy alligator.
632
00:20:46,617 --> 00:20:48,214
Well, I'm just
in my parents' basement
633
00:20:48,298 --> 00:20:49,799
- with my stupid bangs.
- Hey.
634
00:20:49,883 --> 00:20:52,394
I'm leaving you to party with
Daisy Fuentes in Little Havana.
635
00:20:52,478 --> 00:20:53,947
Bye.
636
00:20:54,031 --> 00:20:55,422
Click!
637
00:20:55,654 --> 00:20:57,882
Hey, you know what?
Let me get in on that, actually.
638
00:20:57,966 --> 00:20:59,156
- What?
- Oh, um...
639
00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:00,828
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