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[grunting]
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Uhh!
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[Michelangelo]
No camping, newb!
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Aaah!
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You've been owned!
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Whoo-hoo!
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Sir Mikey the bold rules!
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Oh, yeah!
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Good game...not!
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[laughing]
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Come on, Mikey.
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We're supposed to be helping
don scan cyberspace
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for lost data bits,
remember?
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Yeah, you gonna spend
your life
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playing that stupid
video game?
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Stupid video game?
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Dude, this is "Superquest,"
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the greatest massive
multiplayer
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online role-playing game ever!
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This is the game
that inspired "Helix"
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one hundred years from now!
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That's how awesome it is!
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I'm questing
for epic loot and glory!
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And when you think about it,
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gaining mad
cyber skills, too,
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skills we'll need
to get those bits
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'cause you never know
when we'll come across
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a 3-headed dragon
in cyberspace.
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Uh, right?
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[Donatello] Right.
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You're not gonna
believe this,
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but Mikey's game skills
will come in handy.
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-Seriously?
-Seriously?
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[Donatello] Seriously.
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Because according
to my latest scan,
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a sizable cluster
of master splinter's data bits
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have just washed up
inside...
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There.
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Ugh. You've got to be
kidding me.
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I'm serious.
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There are master splinter
data bits inside "Superquest".
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And we'll need to enter the
game if we're gonna save them.
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Awesome.
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[Singer] It's ninja time!
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♪ In the city, on the scene,
underground, or in between ♪
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♪ There's a mean, green team of
heroes like you've never seen ♪
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♪ And when the villains
and turtles fight ♪
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♪ It's gonna be
one shell of a sight ♪
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♪ You know
the turtles got your ♪
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♪ Back, back to the sewer ♪
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♪ Teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪
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♪ Back, back to the sewer ♪
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♪ Teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪
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Roll call!
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♪ Leonardo, Donatello ♪
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♪ Raphael, Michelangelo ♪
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♪ I love being a turtle ♪
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♪ There's a mean, green team of
heroes like you've never seen ♪
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♪ Doin' everything they can ♪
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♪ To stop evil Shredder's plan ♪
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♪ Oh, yeah, the turtles are ♪
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♪ Back, back to the sewer ♪
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♪ Teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪
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♪ Back, back to the sewer ♪
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♪ Teenage
mutant ninja turtles ♪
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♪ Teenage
mutant ninja turtles ♪
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♪ Teenage
mutant ninja turtles ♪
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♪ Back to the sewer ♪
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There.
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The cybermat is now
linked up
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to the "Superquest"
interface.
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No x-runners or cybernaut armor
for us this time.
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Once inside, we'll have
no choice but to operate
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according to the programmed
rules of the game.
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Sweet!
Wouldn't want it any other way!
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There's more.
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Our data will be filtered
through the game's content.
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We step through
the portal,
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there's no telling
how we'll step out.
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What are you saying,
Donny,
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we might become
orcs or something?
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[laughing]
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[laughing stops]
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I hate video games.
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[laughs]
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Last one in
is a stinking troll!
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Okay.
Let's do this.
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For Master Splinter!
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[Donatello] Right.
For Master Splinter.
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No way! So cool!
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What the --
what is this thing?
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Wait, is this me?
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Leo! Don!
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Leo,
stop futzing!
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You're a changeling.
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Check it out.
You're crazy cool.
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You can change
into animals!
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Donny, dude,
you're a sorcerer.
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You've got more powers than you
can shake that wand at!
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And behold,
I'm Mikey the bold,
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white knight extraordinaire!
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Dudes, this is my official
"Superquest" character!
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Talk about luck!
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[Raphael] Luck?
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What do you call this?
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A court jester!
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[laughing]
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Welcome, bros, to the wonderful
world of "Superquest"!
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[indistinct conversations]
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[Donatello]
This world is massive.
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The user interface
is non-repeating
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for up to
30 million acres!
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That's over 700 terabytes
of terra firma!
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It's got to be big.
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There are over a million
avatars walking around.
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And a million gamers
in the real world,
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making them walk, talk,
and live the game life!
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Hey, baby...
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-Looking good.
-[Kid] Looking good.
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So, do you apparate here
often? [laughs]
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-Log off.
-Hmm.
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[Elfinator] Out of my way!
Coming through, newbies!
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Ha ha ha! Pwned.
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I hate that guy.
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You know him?
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Only online.
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He's a trash-talking pro
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who goes by the handle
the Elfinator.
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This game attracts
all kinds.
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But the most awesome,
fearsome player of all
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is the ultimate gamer!
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Huh?
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In this world,
the ultimate gamer spells doom.
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He's the best "Superquest"
player who's ever lived
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and a cunning
class-80 warrior.
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We're gonna have to bring
our "a" game to beat him!
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Let's get one thing clear,
Mikey.
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We're here for Master
Splinter's data bits,
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-[trumpet sounds]
-Not to play this game!
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Huh?
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-Huh?
-Huh?
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Welcome, gamers, to the supreme
"Superquest" tournament!
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All gather
for the start of play.
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Ooooh,
an admin wizard!
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[indistinct conversations]
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Come on,
let's see what's up!
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[Man]
Quickly now.
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You, the world's
finest gamers,
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have logged on today
for one reason
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and one reason only --
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to compete for treasure beyond
your wildest imagination...
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Gimme, gimme,
gimme, gimme!
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...the treasure
inside this chest.
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Quest for the two keys
to the chest
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and win the treasure within.
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[crowd murmuring]
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[yawns]
Who cares?
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We do.
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Because according
to my scanner,
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Master Splinter's data bits
are in that chest.
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[Audience] Oh!
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And now
it's off the map.
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I'm afraid the only way
to get it back
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and get those data bits
is to win those keys.
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You know
what this means, guys.
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Game on!
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And now, to quest
for the first key,
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travel to castle Cretin.
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There, ye shall meet
a witch.
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Grant her a token
of affection
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and gain entry
to the castle.
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Once inside,
the first key awaits!
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[cheers and laughter]
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To castle Cretin --
quickly!
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Believe me, if there was
any other way
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to get Master Splinter's
data bits, I'd be all for it.
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After you, whiskers.
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[rumbling]
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Uh-oh!
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What's happening?
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I think that mountain's
about to blow its top!
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Hey, knight,
you clanning with newbies now?
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That's no mountain.
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[growling]
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[Elfinator] It's a frostly
giant!
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-Oh, boy.
-Oh!
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Run away!
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[growling]
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Donny, look out!
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Huh?
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Donny!
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Who-o-o-a!
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[growling]
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That first key's
all mine.
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-Whoa!
-Whoa!
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You boneheads,
you knocked me off course!
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-Aaah!
-Aaah!
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You newbs,
look what you did!
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Now I have to cross
river Neverwere
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to get to castle Cretin!
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Good thing I'm hardcore.
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Later, losers!
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A class-50 wing wish?
Sweet!
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Still, there's more than one
way to cross river Neverwere.
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Come on!
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He is way too excited
about this.
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To castle Cretin,
good sir.
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Relax, this dude's
completely harmless --
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strictly NPC,
non-player character.
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All right,
we're almost there!
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Thanks, NPC dude!
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-Whoa!
-Whoa!
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Halt!
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None shall pass unless
the right offering is made.
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Remember
what the admin wizard said.
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We have to grant her
a token of affection
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to gain entry.
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00:10:39,889 --> 00:10:41,766
But what's
a token of affection?
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Aw, shell, it's a riddle.
And it can only mean one thing.
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The stuff I do
to save the day.
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Hmm.
Token of affection.
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Let's see here.
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Hmm... no.
No. Nada.
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[stammering]
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[smooches]
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[growls]
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Here we go --
an affection token!
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Here you are.
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Ahh!
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Hey, where's Raph?
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I hate this game!
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Ribbit.
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Come on.
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The sooner we get that chest,
the sooner we get out of here.
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Ugh!
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[grunting]
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Look, the key.
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Right there.
Come on -- Aah!
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Leo, you've triggered
your changeling power!
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Quick,
turn into something useful.
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We must fight
to claim the key!
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All right.
Let's try this again.
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Not exactly
what I had in mind.
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Hey,
I got it to work!
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I can do magic!
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Ah! Now if I can just
control it!
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Here you go.
You want some, too?
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Anybody else?
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Look out!
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Aah!
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Nope.
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This is humiliating.
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Welcome to my world.
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Now, this is useful!
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It certainly is!
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-Yes!
-No!
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Thanks a bunch, losers.
The first key is now mine!
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[laughs]
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Which means I'm halfway to that
treasure being all mine, too!
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[laughs]
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[indistinct conversations]
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00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:11,165
Ugh!
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00:13:11,248 --> 00:13:12,500
We got schooled.
264
00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:14,168
I'm never gonna hear the end
of it from that Elfinator.
265
00:13:14,251 --> 00:13:17,046
Good thing this won't affect
my game stats.
266
00:13:17,129 --> 00:13:18,589
Wait -- will it?
267
00:13:18,672 --> 00:13:20,007
I got a rep to maintain!
268
00:13:20,090 --> 00:13:20,925
Your rep?
269
00:13:21,008 --> 00:13:23,135
Mikey, we lost the first key
270
00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:24,637
to the chest with
Master Splinter's data bits!
271
00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:27,223
If we don't win
the second key,
272
00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:29,475
we'll lose any chance
of rescuing them.
273
00:13:29,558 --> 00:13:31,936
Yeah,
get your head in the game!
274
00:13:32,019 --> 00:13:33,312
Ribbit.
275
00:13:33,395 --> 00:13:35,231
Bros, you wound me.
276
00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:36,148
I know what's at stake.
277
00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:37,316
That's why
I brought us here.
278
00:13:37,399 --> 00:13:40,152
It's an items shop
279
00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:41,695
to buy weapon upgrades
with experience points.
280
00:13:41,779 --> 00:13:45,533
Let's power up
for the second quest.
281
00:13:45,616 --> 00:13:47,868
The laser lance boost,
good sir.
282
00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:52,998
Sweet!
283
00:13:56,585 --> 00:13:59,672
Now, this is more like it!
284
00:13:59,755 --> 00:14:00,881
Seriously, dudes?
285
00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:04,343
Our weapons are strictly
low-end in "Superquest".
286
00:14:04,426 --> 00:14:06,845
Not in these hands.
287
00:14:06,929 --> 00:14:09,306
[Wizard] Hear ye, hear ye,
fine gamers...
288
00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:11,350
One key won.
289
00:14:11,433 --> 00:14:12,810
One key remains.
290
00:14:12,893 --> 00:14:16,855
Now for your second
and final quest,
291
00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:20,693
race to the top of mount
Draggo.
292
00:14:20,776 --> 00:14:23,028
There you will find
the second key.
293
00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:28,284
Good luck, adventure seekers.
You'll need it.
294
00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:35,249
[laughter, grunting]
295
00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:39,044
Uh... anyone home?
296
00:14:43,299 --> 00:14:46,135
Aaah!
297
00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:47,970
Ribbit.
298
00:14:48,053 --> 00:14:49,847
I knew this was too easy.
299
00:14:49,930 --> 00:14:52,808
Look what's wearing,
the second key!
300
00:14:56,353 --> 00:14:58,814
Well, then,
let's take it from him!
301
00:15:01,817 --> 00:15:04,236
Aah!
Run away!
302
00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:09,575
Mikey, how the shell
do we beat that thing?
303
00:15:09,658 --> 00:15:11,869
Don't know --
never done it before.
304
00:15:11,952 --> 00:15:13,787
You see why you shouldn't
interrupt my gaming?
305
00:15:13,871 --> 00:15:15,414
[Donatello] Gaming?
306
00:15:15,497 --> 00:15:16,498
Wait a minute.
307
00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:18,959
[screaming]
308
00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:27,259
Of course!
That dragon is a boss, right,
309
00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:29,928
the bad guy at the end
of a level?
310
00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:32,473
Doesn't every boss
have an obvious weak point
311
00:15:32,556 --> 00:15:34,266
and programmed
cycle of attack?
312
00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:35,517
I guess.
Why?
313
00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:38,270
Well, I think
I just found his.
314
00:15:38,354 --> 00:15:41,065
Wait for it.
315
00:15:41,148 --> 00:15:42,399
Now!
316
00:15:44,401 --> 00:15:46,445
Don't you see?
317
00:15:46,528 --> 00:15:49,615
He fires, rises, roars,
and then exposes his belly.
318
00:15:49,698 --> 00:15:51,450
[Dragon] Aah!
319
00:15:51,533 --> 00:15:54,953
Works for me.
320
00:15:56,246 --> 00:15:57,331
Now!
321
00:15:57,414 --> 00:15:58,457
[grunts]
322
00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:06,298
Now!
323
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:17,768
Ribbit.
324
00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:22,648
[Leonardo] So, what now?
We each have one key.
325
00:16:22,731 --> 00:16:25,484
We share the loot.
There's only one thing we want.
326
00:16:25,567 --> 00:16:27,027
Well, that's too bad,
327
00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:28,821
seeing as how I'm taking
everything
328
00:16:28,904 --> 00:16:32,157
before you can even
say "wow".
329
00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:33,867
[laughs]
330
00:16:33,951 --> 00:16:35,536
Then I guess
the first one in wins.
331
00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:43,502
One...
332
00:16:43,585 --> 00:16:45,087
[Elfinator] Two...
333
00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:47,172
[Ultimate Gamer] Three.
334
00:16:49,007 --> 00:16:50,259
[laughs evilly]
335
00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:53,095
-Aah!
-Aah!
336
00:16:58,142 --> 00:16:59,435
No.
337
00:17:01,645 --> 00:17:02,604
[Michelangelo] It's...
338
00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:05,107
[gasping]
339
00:17:07,735 --> 00:17:10,362
...the ultimate gamer!
340
00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:15,117
[laughs evilly]
341
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:18,495
That's right, newbies,
it's me, the ultimate gamer!
342
00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:20,539
And you have just been
pwned!
343
00:17:20,622 --> 00:17:23,250
[laughs evilly]
344
00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:25,127
You were posing
as an NPC?
345
00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:26,170
That's impossible!
346
00:17:26,253 --> 00:17:29,381
Not for a class-80 warrior.
347
00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:31,091
No, you're cheating!
348
00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:34,178
Let's just see what the admin
wizard has to say about this!
349
00:17:34,261 --> 00:17:37,473
[snoring]
350
00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:42,394
[snoring]
351
00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:44,188
Anchovies.
352
00:17:44,271 --> 00:17:47,858
[laughs evilly]
353
00:17:47,941 --> 00:17:49,693
Sounds like nobody's
going to be banning me.
354
00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:53,071
And since you five
are no match for my skills,
355
00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:54,615
it's game over!
356
00:17:54,698 --> 00:17:55,949
Sure shot aura attack!
357
00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:58,452
-Aah!
-Aah!
358
00:17:58,535 --> 00:18:00,078
Arcane missile launch!
359
00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:01,413
-Aah!
-Aah!
360
00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:03,499
Eyes of cobra!
361
00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:04,750
-Aah!
-Aah!
362
00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:07,753
You low-level peons
are a complete joke.
363
00:18:07,836 --> 00:18:10,088
You're not even worth
my time.
364
00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:11,965
[groaning]
365
00:18:12,049 --> 00:18:13,967
What are you newbs doing,
method acting?
366
00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:15,803
Keep playing.
367
00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:18,847
Changeling,
pwn that sucker already!
368
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:21,809
Uh, what?
369
00:18:21,892 --> 00:18:23,936
Ugh! I thought you knew
how to play.
370
00:18:24,019 --> 00:18:26,188
Every character
has a secret enemy
371
00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:27,689
that they're
vulnerable to.
372
00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:28,732
The U.G.
is a warrior.
373
00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:31,527
The warrior's enemy
is a white lion.
374
00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:34,279
You can become one
and destroy him!
375
00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:35,614
But the ultimate gamer
is class 80.
376
00:18:35,697 --> 00:18:38,951
Will his white lion
be powerful enough?
377
00:18:39,034 --> 00:18:42,412
Maybe if we chain our weapons
for an infield power boost?
378
00:18:42,496 --> 00:18:43,664
Worth a shot.
379
00:18:43,747 --> 00:18:45,999
But somebody will have to
keep the U.G. distracted
380
00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:47,000
while we do it.
381
00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:48,877
Uh, why's everybody
looking at me?
382
00:18:52,589 --> 00:18:55,050
All mine!
383
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:58,303
♪ By the shine of the moon
up above ♪
384
00:18:58,387 --> 00:19:01,515
♪ Oh, how I love
my sweet honey ♪
385
00:19:01,598 --> 00:19:02,641
Ribbit.
386
00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:05,978
Um, what in the world
are you doing?
387
00:19:06,061 --> 00:19:07,563
♪ You're the one -- ♪
My job.
388
00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:08,689
Don't interrupt.
389
00:19:08,772 --> 00:19:10,023
♪ Honey dove ♪
390
00:19:10,107 --> 00:19:11,859
Ribbit.
391
00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:14,278
♪ Keep on smiling, my love ♪
392
00:19:14,361 --> 00:19:15,696
It's now or never.
393
00:19:15,779 --> 00:19:18,156
[Michelangelo] Weapons chained.
394
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:20,742
Now for the boost.
395
00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:24,371
What are you waiting for?
396
00:19:24,454 --> 00:19:27,499
Turn into the lion already!
397
00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:29,418
Uh...how?
398
00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:31,336
Tab-alt-backspace.
399
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:32,671
Say my keyboard's broken.
400
00:19:32,754 --> 00:19:37,718
Just give yourself to the game
and believe!
401
00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:39,928
[grunting]
402
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,516
[roars]
403
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:47,060
♪ A-whoopdie-doo ♪
404
00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:48,437
♪ A-whoopdie-da ♪
405
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:49,730
Stop!
406
00:19:49,813 --> 00:19:51,356
I'm pwning you
on principle.
407
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:52,316
You're annoying!
408
00:19:52,399 --> 00:19:55,235
Heh. Joke's on you.
409
00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:56,320
What?
410
00:19:56,403 --> 00:19:58,488
Aah!
411
00:19:58,572 --> 00:20:00,115
[groaning]
412
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:04,578
Aaaah!
413
00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:09,041
No! No one defeats
the ultimate gamer!
414
00:20:09,124 --> 00:20:11,251
Mommy!
415
00:20:14,504 --> 00:20:16,632
[Michelangelo] All right, Leo!
416
00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:17,799
-Yes!
-Yes!
417
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:27,392
Okay.
Take what you want.
418
00:20:27,476 --> 00:20:28,810
You earned it.
419
00:20:39,696 --> 00:20:40,656
[sighs]
420
00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:42,157
Safe and secure.
421
00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:45,285
You know, you're not
such a bad guy, after all.
422
00:20:45,369 --> 00:20:47,079
You've got
some mad skills.
423
00:20:47,162 --> 00:20:49,081
You too.
424
00:20:49,164 --> 00:20:50,415
Who knows --
425
00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:53,126
in the real world, I might even
consider you a friend,
426
00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:54,086
whoever you are.
427
00:20:54,169 --> 00:20:56,588
-Heh. Later, Elfinator.
-Yeah.
428
00:20:56,672 --> 00:20:59,841
Yeah, see you around, white
knight.
429
00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:01,093
[Man] Hey, boss, I --
430
00:21:01,176 --> 00:21:03,929
Hey!
431
00:21:04,012 --> 00:21:05,973
You ever
hear of knocking?
432
00:21:06,056 --> 00:21:08,433
Huh?
433
00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:10,102
Dude is weird.
434
00:21:10,185 --> 00:21:13,313
That's right.
I'm a hardcore gamer.
435
00:21:13,397 --> 00:21:14,773
Have been for years.
436
00:21:14,856 --> 00:21:18,026
Tell anyone, and I'll
rip your tongue out.
437
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:19,278
[gulps]
438
00:21:22,030 --> 00:21:26,034
I guess there's just
one magic spell left to cast.
439
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:27,911
Let's go home.
440
00:21:32,916 --> 00:21:38,839
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