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[Raphael] For the last time,
it's my day!
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[Mikey] Yep! Your lucky day!
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'cause we're watching the
24-hour sci-fi megathon!
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Give me that remote, Mikey,
or I'm flipping you instead
of the channels!
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[laughs]
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[grunts]
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Fifteen years of ninja
training...
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and it all comes down to
ultimate wrestling smackdown
versus zombies from Saturn 4.
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[sighs]
Where did I go wrong?
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[fighting grunts]
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- [grunts]
- I win!
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- Oh yeah?
- [screams]
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[all shout]
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[turtles scream]
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This is pointless. You all know
my soaps are on in 5 minutes.
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That's 5 minutes of sci-fi
goodness.
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[explosion]
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[all gasp]
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[all daze in confusion]
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Hey! Where are our masks?
And our weapons?
I feel totally naked here!
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[all cringe, in disgust]
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Not a word.
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[shrieks]
The TV! It's... gone!
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[Leonardo] Forget the TV.
The whole lair is trashed.
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What the shell happened?
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Outside! Quickly.
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[climbing]
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[all gasp]
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Rraphael]
Nice going, Mikey.
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[Raphael]
You didn't just change the
channel.
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[Raphael]
You changed the whole freakin'
world!
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♪ It's ninja time! ♪
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♪ Four teenage turtles surfed in
on a wave from the past ♪
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♪ It's like the future's a party
that these brothers
just crashed ♪
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♪ Don't know when
they'll go home. How long
the good time will last ♪
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♪ But just stick around and see
these turtles go... ♪
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♪ Fast Forward!
Leonardo, Donatello! ♪
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♪ Fast Forward!
Raphael, Michelangelo! ♪
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♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
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♪ Fast Forward! ♪
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♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
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♪ It's Ninja Time! ♪
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♪ This future stuff is so
strange. Time can get
rearranged ♪
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♪ But the more things change,
the more they also
stay the same ♪
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♪ Still kickin' butt,
and playin' video games ♪
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♪ Drivin' everyone nuts.
Future's really insane! ♪
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♪ Fast Forward! ♪
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♪ Get outta my way! ♪
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♪ Fast Forward! ♪
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♪ It's so not yesterday! ♪
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♪ Fast Forward! ♪
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♪ It's the only way to play! ♪
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♪ Fast Forward! ♪
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♪ Guess we're here to stay! ♪
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♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
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♪ Fast Forward! ♪
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♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
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♪ Fast Forward! ♪
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[high pitched horns]
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[trains passing]
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[gasps]
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All right. Who attacked us, and
where are we? Any ideas?
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[all scream, in shock]
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[truck passes and siren]
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[truck stops]
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Now we're getting somewhere.
Stinkin' triceratons!
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Let's see what dastardly
device they've planted.
It's ninja time!
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Mikey, wait!
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You horn heads won't be
taking over this planet
with your evil...
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Newspapers?
Triceraton Paper Boys?
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[humming]
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Awesome! They even have a
whole video game section.
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This so beats the crossword!
Woah!
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[truck door closes]
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Uh oh!
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- It's taking off!
- After him!
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[groans]
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Now entering uptown level 1.
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Gravity level 3.
Terran air content - Sulphurous.
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Huh?
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[thuds]
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[thuds]
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[hitting window]
Good night.
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[truck door opens]
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[groaning]
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Raph! Just reach a little bit
further!
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[falls]
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Ruh roh!
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[groans]
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Raph! Ow!
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[continues groaning]
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[screams]
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Argh!
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[truck crashes]
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[vehicles collide]
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[road crumbles]
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Uh... oops.
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[Leonardo]
C'mon. We have to find Mikey.
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[police sirens]
Huh?
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My sons... we must disappear.
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This atmosphere.
The air is too thin.
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Can hardly breathe. Or move!
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Hello hello hello!
What's all this then?
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Chief Constable Biggles,
Peacekeepers.
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Let's see some identification,
what?
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[moan]
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Right. Undocumented aliens,
is it?
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When will you people learn that
it is the 3 P's?
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Paper work, proper procedure,
and punctuality.
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That grease the wheels of this
great society of ours.
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Well, technically that's 4 P's,
but you get my point.
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What?
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Attention all units,
we've got runners.
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[groaning, in exhaustion]
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[Leonardo]
This is just great.
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[cough]
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We're here 2 minutes and we've
already lost Mikey, and now
we're fugitives.
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[groaning]
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Come with me
if you want to live.
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[all gasp]
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♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
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♪ Fast Forward! ♪
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♪ Fast Forward! ♪
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[tense orchestral music]
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Get in! There's no time
to dilly-dally.
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[groans, in exhaustion]
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[police sirens]
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All right!
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You got our attention!
Now talk or... or...
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[groans]
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[thuds]
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Or nothing. This air we're in
makes it so we can hardly walk.
Let alone fight.
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Forgive the theatrics, but
master insisted that retrieving
you was of the utmost urgency.
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I could not resist.
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What's going on?
Where the shell are we?
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And what about Mikey?
[coughs]
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Not a "thank you" in the bunch.
How predictably organic of you.
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[groans]
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Hey! You said come with you
if we want to live.
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Remember, bucket-head?
[coughs]
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I do, but I think we'll all
breathe easier once you're
strapped into these.
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Hey! What do you think you're
doing? Stop. Let go!
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[sigh, in exhaustion]
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Argh... Can't move!
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The master holds you in such
reverence. I never expected you
to be such... ninnies.
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Hey! The walk-in tool box turned
the air back on.
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Hiyah.
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And my legs, too!
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With the many divergent alien
life forms inhabiting the city,
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atmosphere composition and
gravity vary from area to area.
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I pity the fool who tries to get
around without an Enviro-pack,
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graviton-regulator, or
wrist-translator.
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[vehicles hovering by]
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[upbeat instrumental music]
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[grunts in effort]
Gotta get out!
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Can't move. Can't breathe!
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[coughs] And now,
I think I'm gonna hurl.
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Wait, no!
That's not what I meant!
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Wah!
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[yells]
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[screams]
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[grunt]
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[screaming]
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I think I was better off
in the truck. [groans]
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[ominous orchestral music]
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Look. We appreciate you helping
us with the breathing and all,
Mister, uh...
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The name is Serling.
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Your name's gonna be
"scrap metal" unless you start
making with some answers!
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I got a brother missing!
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[boy] Woah!
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You're really here!
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Really... real!
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And.. wow!
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The master.
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Master? But he's just a kid!
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[Leonardo]
Master Splinter, look!
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Casey's stuff! Our stuff!
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All right, twerp!
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Where'd you get all this?
Where the shell are-- [grunt]
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Manners, reptile.
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[grunts]
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Don't be mad.
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The hockey stuff, the mask,
it's all mine.
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It belonged to
my great grandparents.
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Your great grandparents?
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Casey Jones and April O' Neil.
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My name is Cody Jones and
this is New York City in
the year 2105.
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[all gasp]
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[rising orchestral music]
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♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
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♪ Fast Forward! ♪
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♪ Fast Forward! ♪
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We're in New York?
A hundred years in the future?
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And aliens live here?
And cars fly? And...
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Crazy, huh? I can't
believe you're here either!
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I mean, I've read
about you for years!
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But to actually meet you?
Wow!
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We are honored by
your enthusiasm.
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But if you know how we
came to be here, please,
you must tell us.
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I'll do better!
I'll show you.
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Uh, but first...
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Maybe we should do
something about the uh...
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Uh...
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Nakedness.
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I thought you'd never ask.
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[Raphael]
So Casey wrote about us
in a journal, huh?
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He wrote a ton!
April too!
Your lives were so cool!
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I was dying to
see you in action.
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But with your whole,
"We live in the shadows" thing..
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I couldn't just load a vid feed.
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So I invented... this.
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[machine sounds]
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[Leonardo]
A time machine?
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It was supposed to be a
time window,
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a way to view the past.
The travel part was a
complete accident,
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one that I have no idea
how to recreate.
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So we're stuck in 2105?
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Unfortunately... yes.
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Master Splinter and the
four of you are...
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Hey! Where is number four?
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We lost Mikey the second
we got here.
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That's what we've been
trying to tell your
walking toaster.
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Uh... Well, then
let's all go look for him.
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That is not possible.
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Master Cody is the owner
of O'Neil Tech,
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a prominent manufacturer
of turn technologies.
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As head of the company
and heir to the
Bass Jones O'Neil fortune,
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a simple walk in the park
makes him an irresistible target
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for kidnappers
and ne'er-do-wells.
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Anything Master Cody
could ever need is made
available here in the penthouse.
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The outside world is
far too dangerous a place
for him.
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Where have we heard
that one before?
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[Splinter] Hmm...
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[grunts in pain]
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Hi! A little help?
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00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:15,479
Habla Ingles?
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Huh? The chest plate thingy?
238
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Hey! Everybody has one!
239
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And they can all walk
around and breathe normal.
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00:14:28,409 --> 00:14:32,621
Oh I get it! Those doohickeys
could hook me up
with this gravity thing?
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Excellent!
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[grunts in pain]
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That way, huh?
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Hold up!
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[grunts in pain]
Wait up!
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00:14:53,267 --> 00:14:57,605
So, how to find one
mutated turtle
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in a city of 30 million?
248
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Well, I know I'm just a yokel
from the 21st century.
249
00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:06,113
But if your time window
was based on the principle
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of non-directional
Tacteon Refraction, then,
251
00:15:09,658 --> 00:15:14,121
[both] there might be ambient
traces of temporal
sub-particles in toe!
252
00:15:14,204 --> 00:15:15,331
[laughs]
253
00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:17,666
Great! Another one that
speaks geek.
254
00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:21,629
Basically, some charged
energy particles got
stuck to your shells
255
00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:23,589
when you fell through time.
256
00:15:23,672 --> 00:15:25,507
And we can track that energy!
257
00:15:26,925 --> 00:15:29,345
[beeping]
258
00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:30,346
There!
259
00:15:30,888 --> 00:15:33,641
Shall I bring the limo
around, sir?
260
00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:36,518
No, wait!
I have a better idea!
261
00:15:39,396 --> 00:15:40,439
- Ha!
- [gasp]
262
00:15:40,522 --> 00:15:41,774
Well, here it is!
263
00:15:41,857 --> 00:15:43,692
I call it the Hovershell!
264
00:15:44,735 --> 00:15:47,988
[Donatello]
Whoa! You designed this?
265
00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:53,285
Actually, you did!
I just built it from
your original blueprints.
266
00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:55,996
Master! You can't
just go outside!
267
00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:58,999
What about procedure?
Precaution? We--
268
00:16:00,084 --> 00:16:01,085
We--
269
00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:07,216
[sighs] I just know I'm
going to need a synaptic
node replacement after this.
270
00:16:09,968 --> 00:16:11,303
[Cody]
Uh, just so you know,
271
00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:14,014
I'm kinda still learning to
drive this thing.
272
00:16:14,098 --> 00:16:15,307
[distant screams]
273
00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:19,520
[hums]
274
00:16:19,603 --> 00:16:21,230
[Leonardo]
Cody! Cody watch out!
275
00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:23,899
[screams]
276
00:16:23,982 --> 00:16:29,113
Attention all peacekeepers!
Intercept that incredibly rude
shoffner. On the double!
277
00:16:29,196 --> 00:16:30,197
[police sirens]
278
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:34,785
Hey! [painful grunts]
279
00:16:34,868 --> 00:16:39,915
Where's the fire, speedy?
[grunts in exhaustion]
280
00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:44,253
Speedy?
281
00:16:45,462 --> 00:16:48,966
Okay. Insert ominous music here.
282
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:51,093
[screams]
283
00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:54,179
[stammers]
284
00:16:55,431 --> 00:16:56,473
Oh shell!
285
00:16:57,599 --> 00:16:59,268
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
286
00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:02,104
♪ Fast Forward! ♪
287
00:17:04,648 --> 00:17:06,984
♪ Fast Forward ♪
288
00:17:07,776 --> 00:17:13,031
[suspenseful orchestral music]
289
00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:16,452
[Mikey] Come on guys!
Can't we talk this over?
Was it something I said?
290
00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:20,372
Did I mention I'm not
from around here? [screams]
291
00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:22,374
Huh?
292
00:17:29,631 --> 00:17:31,592
Oh! I get it!
293
00:17:31,675 --> 00:17:34,595
The old "kidnap the aliens
for slave labor" gag.
294
00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:37,723
Well you won't
get away with it, punks!
295
00:17:37,806 --> 00:17:41,143
Especially you! You butt
ugly excuse for a humanoid!
296
00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:44,021
Are you disrespecting
me, reptile?
297
00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:45,939
[nervous laugh]
298
00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:49,651
Did I mention that
where I come from, butt-ugly
is a term of endearment?
299
00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:51,737
[screams]
300
00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:55,407
[groans in pain]
301
00:17:55,491 --> 00:18:00,162
Today's forecast?
Partly cloudy with
a chance of turtles.
302
00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:01,330
And rat.
303
00:18:04,249 --> 00:18:05,459
[gasps, in amazement]
304
00:18:05,542 --> 00:18:07,669
Man, am I glad to see you guys!
305
00:18:11,131 --> 00:18:14,802
[fighting grunts]
306
00:18:14,885 --> 00:18:15,844
Oh yeah!
307
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:19,097
Probably should have
mentioned they can go ghostal.
308
00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:20,641
[screams]
309
00:18:20,724 --> 00:18:23,769
And you guys should've mentioned
the big ugly attack robot!
310
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:28,565
No, wait!
[screams]
311
00:18:29,274 --> 00:18:32,402
[breathes deeply]
312
00:18:33,028 --> 00:18:34,404
Thanks, Robby!
313
00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:36,406
The name's Serling.
314
00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:38,450
[fighting grunts]
315
00:18:39,326 --> 00:18:41,703
How do you fight something
you can't touch?
316
00:18:42,704 --> 00:18:43,705
Simple.
317
00:18:45,457 --> 00:18:46,959
[bodies fall on the floor]
318
00:18:47,042 --> 00:18:48,836
Wait for it touch you.
319
00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:51,713
[all] It's ninja time!
320
00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:54,383
Hi, ya!
321
00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:56,134
[alien sounds]
322
00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:59,763
Woo! What have you been eating?
Dirty socks?
323
00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:00,848
[alien sounds]
324
00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:02,641
[fighting grunts]
325
00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:04,226
[growling]
326
00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:05,227
[grunt]
327
00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:08,438
[grunt in effort]
328
00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:13,235
[fighting sounds]
329
00:19:15,070 --> 00:19:18,490
[moaning]
330
00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:19,533
Huh?
331
00:19:19,616 --> 00:19:21,076
Yeah. Good night!
332
00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:25,664
Wow! Look at them go!
They're so...
333
00:19:25,747 --> 00:19:26,665
So...
334
00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:29,543
about to get sneak attacked!
335
00:19:29,626 --> 00:19:31,128
[evil laughter]
336
00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:36,758
Oh nuts! I didn't install
the weapons yet, did I?
337
00:19:40,888 --> 00:19:42,764
[screams]
338
00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:45,183
That works, too.
339
00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:51,315
This isn't over!
340
00:19:51,398 --> 00:19:53,483
You fungoids are on my list.
341
00:19:56,361 --> 00:20:00,115
Even in 2105, we still
send them packing.
342
00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:02,701
Not exactly.
343
00:20:02,784 --> 00:20:04,202
[Leonardo]
C'mon! To the Hovershell!
344
00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:07,623
[sirens]
345
00:20:08,081 --> 00:20:09,124
[screams]
346
00:20:11,585 --> 00:20:14,296
Confounded!
After those blasted--
347
00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:16,340
What?
348
00:20:16,423 --> 00:20:17,466
Hold on lads. Ah...
349
00:20:20,093 --> 00:20:22,554
After weeks of rugged
investigatory work,
350
00:20:22,638 --> 00:20:25,057
I, Chief Constable
Aloysius Biggles,
351
00:20:25,140 --> 00:20:28,936
have single-handedly caught
these alien-smuggling
street hooligans. Hah!
352
00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:34,650
[Donatello] Nice of you
to let us bunk here, Cody.
353
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:38,570
At least until we figure out
how to recreate
the time portal accident.
354
00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:42,240
[Cody] You kidding? This is
a dream come true for me!
355
00:20:42,324 --> 00:20:44,785
And, well, you guys...
356
00:20:44,868 --> 00:20:47,329
You're the closest thing
to family I have.
357
00:20:47,788 --> 00:20:50,666
I just hope you can adjust
to life in 2105.
358
00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:52,376
[Mikey]
Woohoo!
359
00:20:53,293 --> 00:20:57,172
Hey! Is this the TV remote?
I love the future!
360
00:20:57,255 --> 00:20:59,174
Now let's see what else is on.
361
00:20:59,257 --> 00:21:01,802
No way! It's my day
and my remote.
362
00:21:01,885 --> 00:21:03,595
- Give me that!
- Hey!
363
00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:04,638
[Mikey screams]
364
00:21:04,721 --> 00:21:07,683
Adjusting will not be a problem.
365
00:21:08,183 --> 00:21:10,310
[glass crashes]
Oh! Not the vase!
366
00:21:10,394 --> 00:21:13,188
It's a 2006
flea market original.
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