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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:47,983 --> 00:01:50,902 - This is something quite spectacular. 2 00:01:51,236 --> 00:01:52,321 It's from Brazil. 3 00:01:55,991 --> 00:01:56,991 - Come on! 4 00:01:58,368 --> 00:01:59,368 Come on! 5 00:02:02,914 --> 00:02:04,958 - Isn't that an absolutely exquisite piece? 6 00:02:05,292 --> 00:02:06,452 - Yeah, but I was looking for 7 00:02:06,627 --> 00:02:09,212 something a bit more suspenseful. 8 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:17,637 - All right! 9 00:02:17,721 --> 00:02:18,764 Nobody move! 10 00:02:19,097 --> 00:02:20,682 Purse on the counter, lady! 11 00:02:21,016 --> 00:02:22,016 Come on! 12 00:02:22,184 --> 00:02:22,684 You wanna be dead? 13 00:02:23,018 --> 00:02:24,603 Here's the chance of a lifetime. 14 00:02:24,936 --> 00:02:25,437 - Please don't. 15 00:02:25,771 --> 00:02:26,771 - On the floor, grandma. 16 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:29,650 - You! Hug the rug. 17 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:35,238 - Oh, you cheap, old bitch! 18 00:02:35,572 --> 00:02:36,772 - Quit dicking around, smitty. 19 00:02:36,865 --> 00:02:37,865 - Come on! 20 00:02:41,745 --> 00:02:42,745 You idiot. 21 00:02:48,293 --> 00:02:49,461 - What are you doing? 22 00:02:49,795 --> 00:02:50,795 - Just looking. 23 00:02:54,424 --> 00:02:55,550 - You asshole. 24 00:02:55,884 --> 00:02:57,969 - Shut your mouth and fill the bag. 25 00:03:17,864 --> 00:03:20,701 - Doug? 26 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:22,327 Doug? 27 00:03:22,661 --> 00:03:23,161 Doug? 28 00:03:23,495 --> 00:03:24,495 - What? 29 00:03:25,288 --> 00:03:27,332 - I thought that we were going plain clothes today. 30 00:03:27,666 --> 00:03:29,546 Why didn't you tell me we were going undercover? 31 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:30,877 - You didn't ask. 32 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:33,088 Why? What's the matter, rog? 33 00:03:33,422 --> 00:03:35,465 - I look like an FBI agent on a Rose bowl float. 34 00:03:35,799 --> 00:03:36,842 - You look great, man! 35 00:03:37,175 --> 00:03:38,175 Relax. 36 00:03:39,511 --> 00:03:41,972 5 Adam 38. 37 00:03:42,305 --> 00:03:42,973 - Doug? 38 00:03:43,306 --> 00:03:45,809 - 5 Adam 38. - Dispatcher. 39 00:03:46,143 --> 00:03:47,936 5 Adam 38, please respond. 40 00:03:48,270 --> 00:03:49,354 - 5 Adam 38, what? 41 00:03:49,688 --> 00:03:51,568 211 in progress at Melrose place. 42 00:03:51,898 --> 00:03:52,357 Proceed immediately. 43 00:03:52,691 --> 00:03:53,731 - You didn't say, "may I." 44 00:03:55,861 --> 00:03:56,987 All right! 45 00:03:57,320 --> 00:03:58,320 Kickass dirty Harry! 46 00:03:58,405 --> 00:03:59,507 - Ain't gonna lose 'em this time. 47 00:03:59,531 --> 00:04:01,812 - Roger, Roger, but you can't get 'em if you're dead, man. 48 00:04:15,005 --> 00:04:16,085 - Good morning, detectives. 49 00:04:16,381 --> 00:04:17,650 - Got a bit of a situation here. 50 00:04:17,674 --> 00:04:18,675 - That being? - 211. 51 00:04:19,009 --> 00:04:20,945 Perps in the jewelry store with automatic weapons. 52 00:04:20,969 --> 00:04:22,947 We're going to take them when they exit the premises. 53 00:04:22,971 --> 00:04:24,931 - Couldn't have said it better myself, lieutenant. 54 00:04:25,140 --> 00:04:26,183 Come on, come on! 55 00:04:29,644 --> 00:04:31,354 - Think it's our cash and dash boys? 56 00:04:31,688 --> 00:04:32,189 - I wouldn't know. 57 00:04:32,522 --> 00:04:35,317 - Who else would pull a clown-ass stunt like this, rog? 58 00:04:35,650 --> 00:04:36,753 - How much you think is here? 59 00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:37,777 - Too much, leave it. 60 00:04:46,953 --> 00:04:47,579 - Freeze! 61 00:04:47,913 --> 00:04:48,913 Drop your weapons! 62 00:05:32,874 --> 00:05:33,976 Hey, Roger, little too early 63 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:34,584 in the morning for this, 64 00:05:34,918 --> 00:05:35,918 isn't it? 65 00:05:38,463 --> 00:05:39,965 - Why aren't these guys dead? 66 00:05:40,298 --> 00:05:41,538 We hit 'em about 50 times each. 67 00:05:41,591 --> 00:05:43,093 - Maybe they're just flesh wounds. 68 00:05:44,594 --> 00:05:46,388 - Will you cover me, please? 69 00:05:46,721 --> 00:05:48,682 Can I borrow your car, lieutenant? 70 00:05:49,015 --> 00:05:50,308 - Absolutely not! 71 00:05:54,104 --> 00:05:55,104 - Come on! 72 00:05:56,022 --> 00:05:57,190 Come on, come on! 73 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:23,800 - Die, you bastards! 74 00:06:31,474 --> 00:06:32,474 Shit! 75 00:06:38,565 --> 00:06:39,608 Uh-oh! 76 00:06:52,370 --> 00:06:53,747 Get a doctor! 77 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:55,080 - You're under arrest. 78 00:06:55,332 --> 00:06:57,167 You have the right to remain disgusting. 79 00:06:57,500 --> 00:06:58,620 - You sure that's necessary? 80 00:06:58,752 --> 00:06:59,920 - You can't be too careful. 81 00:07:00,837 --> 00:07:02,380 - Mortis! 82 00:07:02,714 --> 00:07:03,983 That was the craziest, stupidest, 83 00:07:04,007 --> 00:07:06,551 most dumbfuck stunt I ever saw. 84 00:07:06,885 --> 00:07:08,279 - Oh, please, don't thank me, lieutenant. 85 00:07:08,303 --> 00:07:10,597 I get my thanks from helping others. 86 00:07:10,931 --> 00:07:11,991 - You better believe the captain 87 00:07:12,015 --> 00:07:13,183 is going to hear about this. 88 00:07:14,976 --> 00:07:16,853 - Gee, you think he'll want a word with us? 89 00:07:17,187 --> 00:07:19,189 - Unauthorized use of a city vehicle! 90 00:07:19,522 --> 00:07:21,858 Reckless endangerment of property and lives. 91 00:07:22,192 --> 00:07:24,027 Use of a non-regulation firearm! 92 00:07:24,361 --> 00:07:25,641 - That was me, not Bigelow, sir. 93 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:27,322 - Disrespectful conduct. 94 00:07:27,656 --> 00:07:30,492 Flippant and tasteless verbal remarks! 95 00:07:30,825 --> 00:07:31,451 - That was me. 96 00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:35,455 - And 18 parking tickets so far this month! 97 00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:37,469 Need I point out that you guys are already 98 00:07:37,749 --> 00:07:38,959 on probation, twice! 99 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:41,795 And that this morning's cowboy adventure puts both 100 00:07:42,128 --> 00:07:43,797 of you on the endangered species list! 101 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:45,810 And that your badge is going to the shitter 102 00:07:46,132 --> 00:07:48,176 if you screw up just one more time! 103 00:07:48,510 --> 00:07:49,904 - Captain, this man deserves a medal, 104 00:07:49,928 --> 00:07:51,728 and I think I deserve one for saving his life. 105 00:07:51,888 --> 00:07:54,265 - Look, I couldn't help noticing that in spite 106 00:07:54,599 --> 00:07:55,599 of herzog's whining, 107 00:07:55,767 --> 00:07:57,602 you guys did the job he didn't, 108 00:07:57,936 --> 00:08:00,689 so, I'm prepared to cut you a little slack. 109 00:08:01,022 --> 00:08:02,148 Thank you, sir. 110 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:03,482 - But it would be nice 111 00:08:03,525 --> 00:08:05,125 if you could earn it by nailing the rest 112 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:06,569 of these cash and dash fuckers 113 00:08:06,903 --> 00:08:09,572 to the wall with a 12-inch railroad spike! 114 00:08:09,906 --> 00:08:11,066 - We're working on that, sir. 115 00:08:11,282 --> 00:08:12,492 - Work harder! 116 00:08:20,083 --> 00:08:21,283 - Afine man, captain mayberry. 117 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:22,627 Make a really good gym teacher. 118 00:08:22,961 --> 00:08:24,401 - Just be glad we're still employed. 119 00:08:24,671 --> 00:08:25,671 - Call me Thursday. 120 00:08:25,922 --> 00:08:26,922 I love this job, Roger. 121 00:08:27,048 --> 00:08:28,609 I love the power, I love the little badges. 122 00:08:28,633 --> 00:08:31,094 I love being a human target for anyone within sniping range 123 00:08:31,428 --> 00:08:33,388 - of a donut shop. - It does have its perks. 124 00:08:36,224 --> 00:08:38,935 - So, what did we learn from this little adventure, Dorothy? 125 00:08:39,269 --> 00:08:40,937 - So far, we've got six robberies. 126 00:08:42,272 --> 00:08:45,567 Three banks, two jewelry stores and a goldsmith's shop. 127 00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:46,900 All the past three weeks 128 00:08:46,985 --> 00:08:48,462 and all in the same nine-block radius. 129 00:08:48,486 --> 00:08:50,526 A Beverly hills jewelry store robbery 130 00:08:50,822 --> 00:08:52,407 ended in bloodshed today, 131 00:08:52,741 --> 00:08:55,285 part of what police are calling the most violent string 132 00:08:55,618 --> 00:08:57,787 of robberies in city history. 133 00:08:58,121 --> 00:09:00,457 Six incidents in the last two weeks have been linked to 134 00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:03,626 the so-called "cash and dash" gang, 135 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:05,920 which has thus far eluded capture, 136 00:09:06,254 --> 00:09:08,548 although two of its alleged members were killed 137 00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:10,082 in today's battle with police. 138 00:09:10,175 --> 00:09:12,802 - Hey, Roger, how many do you think are in the gang? 139 00:09:13,136 --> 00:09:14,512 - It's hard to say. 140 00:09:14,846 --> 00:09:15,948 Descriptions are always different, 141 00:09:15,972 --> 00:09:18,183 so there's got to be a bunch of them. 142 00:09:18,516 --> 00:09:19,726 Maybe they take turns. 143 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:21,540 - Yeah. You sure it's the same folks? 144 00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:23,313 - The mos are the same. 145 00:09:23,646 --> 00:09:26,316 Perpetrators are heavily armed and work in pairs, 146 00:09:26,649 --> 00:09:28,485 often striking in broad daylight 147 00:09:28,818 --> 00:09:31,112 with reckless disregard for their personal safety. 148 00:09:31,446 --> 00:09:33,531 - Yeah, and if you shoot them, they don't die. 149 00:09:36,117 --> 00:09:37,869 - Some drugs do that. 150 00:09:38,203 --> 00:09:40,538 Pcp users can shrug off all sorts of physical trauma. 151 00:09:40,872 --> 00:09:42,373 - Yeah, but bullets, rog? 152 00:09:42,707 --> 00:09:43,291 - It's possible. 153 00:09:43,625 --> 00:09:44,625 - That's bullshit, man. 154 00:09:46,836 --> 00:09:47,462 - Mortis. 155 00:09:47,796 --> 00:09:49,106 It's smythers, I've got something for you. 156 00:09:49,130 --> 00:09:50,810 Get down to the morgue as fast as you can. 157 00:09:51,049 --> 00:09:53,927 - Do you ever wonder about your death day, Roger? 158 00:09:55,970 --> 00:09:58,306 Let's say your death day was, I don't know, April 23rd, 159 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:00,350 and somehow you knew that. 160 00:10:00,683 --> 00:10:02,102 You could have a death day party. 161 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:04,423 - You have passed weird, Bigelow. 162 00:10:04,729 --> 00:10:05,929 You're approaching degenerate. 163 00:10:06,022 --> 00:10:07,649 - You can get totally ripped, man. 164 00:10:07,982 --> 00:10:09,818 Pig out, invite all your friends. 165 00:10:10,151 --> 00:10:12,445 Get yourself a beautiful lady, right? 166 00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:13,939 Right in the heat of passion. 167 00:10:14,239 --> 00:10:14,739 Just as you're... 168 00:10:15,073 --> 00:10:16,913 - Sorry, did I interrupt last night's conquest? 169 00:10:17,075 --> 00:10:18,075 Hardly. 170 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:20,619 - Hi, Roger. 171 00:10:21,371 --> 00:10:22,371 - Hello, Rebecca. 172 00:10:24,666 --> 00:10:25,708 So how have you been? 173 00:10:26,918 --> 00:10:28,753 - I have a home phone, Roger. 174 00:10:29,087 --> 00:10:31,631 Using the mutilated remains of street scum as an excuse 175 00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:32,965 to ask after my health 176 00:10:33,216 --> 00:10:36,177 is not exactly what I would call thoughtful. 177 00:10:36,511 --> 00:10:37,846 - And you call me degenerate. 178 00:10:40,098 --> 00:10:41,575 - So what's the story on these John does? 179 00:10:41,599 --> 00:10:42,599 What's so unbelievable? 180 00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:43,893 I'll show you. 181 00:10:45,353 --> 00:10:46,353 - Hey, nice shot, rog. 182 00:10:46,521 --> 00:10:47,021 - Thanks. 183 00:10:47,355 --> 00:10:48,022 Is there enough here to identify? 184 00:10:48,356 --> 00:10:49,607 - I wondered that myself. 185 00:10:49,941 --> 00:10:51,877 The teeth and fingerprints are practically worthless, 186 00:10:51,901 --> 00:10:53,153 but I noticed one thing. 187 00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:53,987 - What? 188 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:54,821 - Stitches. 189 00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:56,423 You can see where the cut was made, 190 00:10:56,447 --> 00:10:59,325 traversing the sternum and incised with an electric saw. 191 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:00,326 - They had surgery? 192 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:01,870 - Nope. 193 00:11:02,203 --> 00:11:03,872 They had autopsies. 194 00:11:04,205 --> 00:11:06,124 They've been here before, fellas. 195 00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:08,793 I certified them myself. 196 00:11:09,127 --> 00:11:10,253 I even took pictures. 197 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:18,344 - Well, we all make mistakes, Dr. Smythers. 198 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:20,038 - Dr. Mcnab, I am not in the habit 199 00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:21,806 of signing a death certificate 200 00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:23,700 for someone who just doesn't feel well. 201 00:11:23,725 --> 00:11:25,310 - Well, I would hope not. 202 00:11:25,643 --> 00:11:26,643 But the fact remains that 203 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:28,813 either you screwed up, or these two boys 204 00:11:29,147 --> 00:11:32,025 got up after you were done and strolled out of here. 205 00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:34,694 - I never forget a body, doctor. 206 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:40,879 - Well, in five years, she'll be damn good, 207 00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:42,761 but right now, she is too quick to jump 208 00:11:43,077 --> 00:11:44,077 to fanciful conclusions 209 00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:46,623 without really digging for the truth. 210 00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:49,500 And that, gentlemen, is what autopsies are all about. 211 00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:50,335 - Asshole. 212 00:11:50,668 --> 00:11:51,169 - I beg your pardon? 213 00:11:51,502 --> 00:11:52,003 - It's fascinating. 214 00:11:52,337 --> 00:11:52,837 - Yes, isn't it? 215 00:11:53,171 --> 00:11:54,971 - But you've got to admit, it is very strange. 216 00:11:55,173 --> 00:11:55,673 - Strange? 217 00:11:56,007 --> 00:11:57,175 - Yeah. - Excuse me. 218 00:11:57,508 --> 00:11:59,108 - Hey, doctor, what is this for, anyway? 219 00:11:59,344 --> 00:12:02,138 You wouldn't wanna know. 220 00:12:08,937 --> 00:12:09,937 - Knock knock. 221 00:12:11,522 --> 00:12:13,149 - Come to read me my rights? 222 00:12:21,824 --> 00:12:23,451 - Was that one sugar or two? 223 00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:24,786 - Two, but I gave it up. 224 00:12:26,621 --> 00:12:28,581 - I thought we gave those up, too. 225 00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:31,376 - Yeah, well, I kicked one bad habit and picked up another. 226 00:12:31,709 --> 00:12:33,169 - Whoa, hey! 227 00:12:33,503 --> 00:12:35,588 I came in here to give you some moral support. 228 00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:48,184 Don't you believe in fish that swim? 229 00:12:48,518 --> 00:12:49,018 - No. 230 00:12:49,352 --> 00:12:51,432 They're just as pretty and I don't have to feed them. 231 00:12:51,562 --> 00:12:52,562 What about those corpses? 232 00:12:52,647 --> 00:12:54,065 Do you believe me? 233 00:12:54,399 --> 00:12:56,599 - There's definitely something very weird going on here. 234 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:57,443 - I'll say. 235 00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,279 - Look, is there anything else 236 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,657 that you find strange about these guys? 237 00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:07,036 - You mean, besides the fact that they won't stay dead? 238 00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:07,870 - Yes. 239 00:13:08,204 --> 00:13:10,623 - Yes, I did turn up something unusual in their skin tissue. 240 00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:11,957 Like what? 241 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,751 - Trace quantities of sulfathiazole, 242 00:13:14,085 --> 00:13:15,795 a drug once used in bacterial infections. 243 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:17,547 It's pretty serious stuff. 244 00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:23,886 - Dante pharmaceuticals. 245 00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:27,682 - Recent purchaser of 50 kilos of sulfathiazole. 246 00:13:28,016 --> 00:13:28,599 You do the talking, Roger. 247 00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:30,435 I'm not sure how to phrase this. 248 00:13:30,768 --> 00:13:31,954 - Oh, let's just tell the truth. 249 00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:33,706 We're looking for someone who hijacks dead bodies 250 00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:35,773 and brings them back to life to Rob jewelry stores. 251 00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:45,908 Good afternoon. 252 00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:47,910 Police detectives mortis and Bigelow. 253 00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:51,663 Good afternoon. 254 00:13:51,873 --> 00:13:53,750 Police detectives mortis and Bigelow. 255 00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:57,587 - Sorry to interrupt your erection, pal, 256 00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:00,715 but we'd like to speak with the management of this facility. 257 00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:05,803 - Miss James to the front, please. 258 00:14:07,889 --> 00:14:08,889 - Thank you. 259 00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:29,243 - What can I do for you? 260 00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:34,040 - I'm detective mortis and this is detective Bigelow, LAPD. 261 00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:37,710 Do you manage this facility? 262 00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:40,129 - I'm in charge of public relations. 263 00:14:40,463 --> 00:14:41,464 Randi James. 264 00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:42,798 - How do you do? 265 00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:45,885 - What's this all about, officer? 266 00:14:46,177 --> 00:14:48,537 - We are not at Liberty to disclose the details, miss James, 267 00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:50,723 but we are interested in a recent purchase you made 268 00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:52,850 of a drug called sulfathiazole. 269 00:14:53,184 --> 00:14:55,061 - And if you know any zombies. 270 00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:56,396 - I beg your pardon? 271 00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:58,449 What's the drug typically used for? 272 00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:00,191 - Quite a number of things. 273 00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:02,568 Let me show you our basic product line. 274 00:15:07,782 --> 00:15:09,700 Most of our products are over-the-counter items, 275 00:15:10,034 --> 00:15:12,078 not terribly interesting to the layman. 276 00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:15,915 Cosmetics, personal hygiene, toiletries and so on. 277 00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:18,543 Items everyone uses but nobody likes to talk about. 278 00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:21,087 - Tampons, hemorrhoid cream, stuff for crabs. 279 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:22,088 - Among others. 280 00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:23,422 - Hello! 281 00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:24,966 - Hi. - Let me do some research. 282 00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:26,759 - Right this way, gentlemen. 283 00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:29,929 All of our products are thoroughly tested before release 284 00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:31,263 to the general public. 285 00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:33,467 - Great, the dog gets skin cancer so we don't have to. 286 00:15:33,558 --> 00:15:35,238 - You were telling us about sulfathiazole. 287 00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:36,351 - Uh, yes. 288 00:15:36,519 --> 00:15:37,937 Nothing really special about it. 289 00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:41,149 It was widely used up until the '40s, when it was replaced 290 00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:42,733 by other compounds. 291 00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:44,587 We still use it as an antiseptic agent 292 00:15:44,694 --> 00:15:46,320 in an herbal skin ointment. 293 00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:48,322 - I hope I don't offend you, but... 294 00:15:49,824 --> 00:15:51,117 Ever seen these guys before? 295 00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:56,873 - Never, no. Ican't say I regret it, either. 296 00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:58,206 - Hey, what's that? 297 00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:02,920 - Sad, but necessary. 298 00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:05,214 When we have to kill an animal, it goes in here. 299 00:16:05,548 --> 00:16:06,883 And the room is airtight. 300 00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:10,845 The piston evacuates the air in a period of a few seconds. 301 00:16:11,179 --> 00:16:13,639 The animal perishes quickly and quietly. 302 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,683 - Didn't I see one of these at Disneyland? 303 00:16:16,601 --> 00:16:18,201 - Well, that's just about it, gentlemen. 304 00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:20,229 I don't know if I've been any help to you. 305 00:16:20,563 --> 00:16:21,563 - Hey, what's in here? 306 00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:24,942 - Toxic waste products. 307 00:16:25,276 --> 00:16:27,195 Properly disposed of, I assure you. 308 00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:29,906 - Well, I think that's all we need to see. 309 00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:32,283 - You know, miss James, I gotta take a leak so bad, 310 00:16:32,617 --> 00:16:33,159 my teeth are floating. 311 00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:34,970 Is there a little boys' room around here? 312 00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,913 I just gotta pee-pee. 313 00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:38,706 - Down the hall. 314 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:41,626 - Just give me a second. 315 00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:06,025 "No admittance," my ass. 316 00:17:57,868 --> 00:17:59,620 What the hell is this? 317 00:18:14,719 --> 00:18:16,479 - Well, thanks for all your help, miss James. 318 00:18:16,637 --> 00:18:17,637 - Not at all. 319 00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:21,267 - Listen, uh, 320 00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:22,727 about my partner, he's... 321 00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:24,060 - A neanderthal? 322 00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:26,772 - Yes. 323 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,190 But a nice neanderthal. 324 00:18:28,524 --> 00:18:29,066 - It's all right. 325 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:30,651 The world's full of them. 326 00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:51,046 Hey! 327 00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:13,110 - What is this thing? 328 00:19:13,444 --> 00:19:14,444 - Very ugly! 329 00:19:43,808 --> 00:19:44,808 - Doug! 330 00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:46,727 Doug! 331 00:19:57,988 --> 00:19:58,988 - Help! 332 00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:23,471 Doug! 333 00:20:24,306 --> 00:20:25,641 Doug! 334 00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:33,481 Doug! 335 00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:45,785 Doug! 336 00:21:17,693 --> 00:21:18,693 - Roger! 337 00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:27,660 - Yes, sir. 338 00:21:29,997 --> 00:21:31,057 - What's going on here, Doug? 339 00:21:31,081 --> 00:21:32,875 I heard on the radio there was a shooting. 340 00:21:34,835 --> 00:21:36,170 Doug, where's Roger? 341 00:21:38,506 --> 00:21:39,506 - He, uh... 342 00:21:40,841 --> 00:21:42,843 Got locked in the decompression room. 343 00:21:46,263 --> 00:21:48,349 He died the way dogs are supposed to die. 344 00:21:51,936 --> 00:21:53,729 If I just got that fucking door open... 345 00:21:55,606 --> 00:21:56,816 - I have to see him, Doug. 346 00:21:59,860 --> 00:22:02,154 God, Roger, you thought you were indestructible. 347 00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:06,534 What exactly happened here, Doug? 348 00:22:07,868 --> 00:22:11,080 - Forget it, Becky, you wouldn't believe me. 349 00:22:11,413 --> 00:22:12,413 - Try me. 350 00:22:32,059 --> 00:22:33,894 - They must use the sulfathiazole 351 00:22:34,228 --> 00:22:35,388 as some sort of preservative, 352 00:22:35,479 --> 00:22:37,064 until they get them on here. 353 00:22:37,398 --> 00:22:39,525 - Becky, can we just get the hell out of here, please? 354 00:22:51,912 --> 00:22:54,039 - This is how they do it, Doug. 355 00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:55,958 This is how they resurrect the dead. 356 00:22:58,043 --> 00:22:59,628 - Get outta here. 357 00:23:08,137 --> 00:23:10,723 - Looks like he's in remarkably good condition. 358 00:23:11,056 --> 00:23:12,516 - He's dead, Becky. 359 00:23:12,850 --> 00:23:13,475 - It doesn't matter, Doug. 360 00:23:13,809 --> 00:23:15,729 Someone has found a way to revitalize dead tissue 361 00:23:16,061 --> 00:23:17,897 the way a starfish grows new limbs. 362 00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:20,608 After all, what really separates life from death? 363 00:23:20,941 --> 00:23:23,694 - But the soul, Becky, what about the soul? 364 00:23:24,028 --> 00:23:25,297 - Looks like they may have found a way 365 00:23:25,321 --> 00:23:26,321 around that, too, Doug. 366 00:23:30,034 --> 00:23:32,328 - What if he wakes up like some mindless idiot? 367 00:23:34,997 --> 00:23:37,041 - Then I hope you'll shoot him in the head. 368 00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:39,250 - Thanks a lot. 369 00:24:25,130 --> 00:24:26,130 - Hi, guys. 370 00:24:28,175 --> 00:24:29,259 - You're alive. 371 00:24:29,593 --> 00:24:30,593 - Of course I'm alive. 372 00:24:31,845 --> 00:24:33,806 I must have taken a hell of a shot there. 373 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:37,977 - Hey, Roger... 374 00:24:38,310 --> 00:24:39,390 Roger, how are you feeling? 375 00:24:39,645 --> 00:24:40,645 - I feel... 376 00:24:44,024 --> 00:24:45,150 Hey, what is this place? 377 00:24:46,735 --> 00:24:48,046 What are you doing here, Rebecca? 378 00:24:48,070 --> 00:24:49,630 - Roger will explain that to you later, 379 00:24:49,738 --> 00:24:51,657 but please, just tell us how you feel. 380 00:24:54,284 --> 00:24:55,869 - Well, come to think of it, I... 381 00:24:57,621 --> 00:24:58,664 I feel terrific. 382 00:25:00,582 --> 00:25:01,582 I feel incredible. 383 00:25:03,252 --> 00:25:04,252 Ooh! 384 00:25:04,461 --> 00:25:07,423 It's great to be alive! 385 00:25:08,507 --> 00:25:09,800 - Mortis. 386 00:25:10,134 --> 00:25:10,634 I thought you were dead. 387 00:25:10,968 --> 00:25:12,970 - Oh, sorry to disappoint you, doctor. 388 00:25:13,303 --> 00:25:15,139 - What's the last thing you remember? 389 00:25:16,223 --> 00:25:17,683 - Well, we were, uh... 390 00:25:19,768 --> 00:25:22,021 We were at the research place, and we were 391 00:25:23,063 --> 00:25:24,063 looking around. 392 00:25:25,649 --> 00:25:28,193 And Doug was fighting this thing. 393 00:25:30,279 --> 00:25:31,989 I got locked in that room and 394 00:25:33,323 --> 00:25:34,825 I guess I must have blacked out. 395 00:25:37,911 --> 00:25:39,538 It was like I was rushing towards 396 00:25:39,872 --> 00:25:42,791 this weird light or something. 397 00:25:43,125 --> 00:25:45,002 And then I looked down and I saw myself, 398 00:25:46,503 --> 00:25:47,503 my body, 399 00:25:49,381 --> 00:25:50,924 just lying there. 400 00:25:53,177 --> 00:25:55,220 But when I reached out to touch it, it was 401 00:25:56,805 --> 00:25:59,058 like I got hit with 10,000 volts. 402 00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:02,686 - Well, it's uncommon, but it's happened before. 403 00:26:03,020 --> 00:26:06,106 Clinically dead people reviving at the last possible moment. 404 00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:08,108 - Roger was dead for an hour. 405 00:26:08,442 --> 00:26:08,942 What? 406 00:26:09,276 --> 00:26:11,196 - Don't you see, we literally brought him back... 407 00:26:13,864 --> 00:26:14,864 Oh, my god. 408 00:26:14,990 --> 00:26:15,990 - What is it? 409 00:26:17,534 --> 00:26:18,734 - I'm not getting a heartbeat. 410 00:26:18,994 --> 00:26:20,579 Don't be ridiculous. 411 00:26:20,913 --> 00:26:21,997 May I borrow those, please? 412 00:26:35,302 --> 00:26:37,422 Oh, obviously there's something wrong with this thing. 413 00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:40,140 - Give me that damn thing. 414 00:26:40,474 --> 00:26:42,559 There's nothing wrong with it. 415 00:26:52,069 --> 00:26:53,737 You're faking it, he's faking it. 416 00:26:54,905 --> 00:26:56,265 I don't know what's going on here, 417 00:26:56,573 --> 00:26:59,076 but I want mortis back in the lab for some tests. 418 00:26:59,409 --> 00:27:01,703 - He doesn't need tests, he's dead. 419 00:27:02,037 --> 00:27:02,538 - Dead? 420 00:27:02,871 --> 00:27:03,413 He's dead? 421 00:27:03,747 --> 00:27:05,082 That's ridiculous. 422 00:27:05,415 --> 00:27:07,143 - Becky, we've both seen this guy shit-faced, 423 00:27:07,167 --> 00:27:09,086 he's looked a hell of a lot worse. 424 00:27:09,419 --> 00:27:09,962 - Listen, this is crazy. 425 00:27:10,295 --> 00:27:12,005 I've never felt better in my life. 426 00:27:12,339 --> 00:27:14,139 - Without a heartbeat, that's hard to believe. 427 00:27:14,258 --> 00:27:16,258 - Dr. Smythers, I have two corpses in the next room 428 00:27:16,510 --> 00:27:18,345 that I doubt are going to make a comeback. 429 00:27:18,679 --> 00:27:20,532 Now, you'll know where I am after you've finished 430 00:27:20,556 --> 00:27:22,057 with this nonsense. 431 00:27:27,020 --> 00:27:28,272 - My god, you're cold. 432 00:27:41,535 --> 00:27:43,287 What the hell is this? 433 00:27:47,833 --> 00:27:48,833 I cut the artery. 434 00:27:48,876 --> 00:27:49,960 How come I'm not bleeding? 435 00:27:56,925 --> 00:27:59,011 Now, wait a minute. 436 00:27:59,344 --> 00:28:00,888 I'm no deader than you are. 437 00:28:03,098 --> 00:28:05,434 - Roger, it's the resurrection machine. 438 00:28:06,935 --> 00:28:08,687 - I still don't believe it. 439 00:28:09,021 --> 00:28:09,521 I'm sorry, Doug. 440 00:28:09,855 --> 00:28:11,315 I just don't believe it. 441 00:28:11,648 --> 00:28:13,459 - Minute by minute, Roger. - That's the only way to take this. 442 00:28:13,483 --> 00:28:15,527 That's the only way to live, anyhow. 443 00:28:15,861 --> 00:28:16,861 - Easy for you to say. 444 00:28:17,070 --> 00:28:19,156 - Roger, you haven't heard the worst of it. 445 00:28:19,489 --> 00:28:20,157 - I'm dead, Rebecca. 446 00:28:20,490 --> 00:28:21,867 How much worse can it get? 447 00:28:22,201 --> 00:28:23,702 - I've been scanning the lab report. 448 00:28:24,036 --> 00:28:27,122 The resurrection process has an unfortunate side effect. 449 00:28:27,456 --> 00:28:27,998 - Which is what? 450 00:28:28,332 --> 00:28:31,001 - Progressive decay of reanimated tissue. 451 00:28:31,335 --> 00:28:32,544 Irreversible cell damage. 452 00:28:32,878 --> 00:28:35,672 You've got 10 to 12 hours, tops. 453 00:28:36,006 --> 00:28:37,006 - And then what? 454 00:28:38,717 --> 00:28:40,477 - All of the cells of your body will dissolve 455 00:28:40,636 --> 00:28:42,471 into a kind of organic stew. 456 00:28:44,556 --> 00:28:47,768 - Becky, can't you just pop him back in for a recharge? 457 00:28:48,101 --> 00:28:49,937 - This thing isn't a toaster oven, Doug. 458 00:28:51,188 --> 00:28:53,982 Come back to the lab, maybe we can do something. 459 00:28:54,316 --> 00:28:56,401 The most important thing for me to do right now 460 00:28:56,735 --> 00:28:58,654 is to nail whoever did this to me. 461 00:28:58,987 --> 00:29:00,089 You understand that, don't you? 462 00:29:00,113 --> 00:29:01,513 - I'll personally rip his heart out 463 00:29:01,698 --> 00:29:03,617 with my bare hands, Roger. 464 00:29:03,951 --> 00:29:06,245 Hold the heart in the palm of my hand 465 00:29:06,578 --> 00:29:08,705 and we'll watch it stop beating together. 466 00:29:09,039 --> 00:29:10,040 - That's good, Doug. 467 00:29:10,374 --> 00:29:12,084 But let's find him first. 468 00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:13,417 - Where do we start? 469 00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:16,296 - Let's find randi James. 470 00:29:16,630 --> 00:29:17,130 Roger. 471 00:29:17,464 --> 00:29:18,650 We'll meet you at the lab. 472 00:29:18,674 --> 00:29:21,260 - Ten to twelve hours, don't throw it away. 473 00:29:22,719 --> 00:29:25,764 - You know, the weird thing is, I feel fine. 474 00:29:26,098 --> 00:29:27,933 I feel like I can run in the Boston marathon. 475 00:29:28,267 --> 00:29:29,267 - No you couldn't, Roger. 476 00:29:29,351 --> 00:29:30,602 It's not open to dead people. 477 00:29:31,895 --> 00:29:32,521 - You think they'd check? 478 00:29:32,854 --> 00:29:34,147 - Oh, they're very strict now. 479 00:29:40,779 --> 00:29:41,405 - Oh, shit. 480 00:29:41,738 --> 00:29:42,738 - What's the matter. 481 00:29:42,906 --> 00:29:44,491 - Find me a drugstore. 482 00:29:44,825 --> 00:29:45,867 I've got to fix my face. 483 00:29:55,585 --> 00:29:56,962 - So what color did you get? 484 00:29:58,046 --> 00:30:01,174 - Uh, mulberry wine. 485 00:30:01,508 --> 00:30:02,508 - It's a good choice. 486 00:30:03,343 --> 00:30:04,803 Brings out your eyes. 487 00:30:06,305 --> 00:30:07,305 - Go to hell. 488 00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:09,933 Missed a spot. 489 00:30:10,267 --> 00:30:11,267 Where? 490 00:30:11,393 --> 00:30:11,893 Right there. 491 00:30:12,227 --> 00:30:14,205 Don't touch it, I almost got it straight here. 492 00:30:14,229 --> 00:30:15,856 I love it when you get angry. 493 00:30:18,275 --> 00:30:20,193 - How do women do this? 494 00:30:20,527 --> 00:30:21,028 - I don't know. 495 00:30:21,361 --> 00:30:22,361 Tribal memory, I guess. 496 00:30:30,037 --> 00:30:31,037 Looks guilty to me. 497 00:30:34,207 --> 00:30:35,560 - You left without saying goodbye. 498 00:30:35,584 --> 00:30:36,084 - Let go of me. 499 00:30:36,418 --> 00:30:36,918 - Going on a trip? 500 00:30:37,252 --> 00:30:38,412 - Is it any of your business? 501 00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:40,880 - What happened to you? 502 00:30:41,048 --> 00:30:42,048 - Cut myself shaving. 503 00:30:42,257 --> 00:30:43,977 Mind if we ask you a whole lot of questions? 504 00:30:44,134 --> 00:30:44,760 - Look, I don't know anything about what happened 505 00:30:45,093 --> 00:30:45,761 in there today. 506 00:30:46,094 --> 00:30:47,888 I got scared and I left, okay? 507 00:30:49,681 --> 00:30:51,058 - Let's talk about it inside. 508 00:30:54,686 --> 00:30:56,229 - Hey, nice pad. 509 00:30:57,230 --> 00:30:59,334 - Now, would you mind telling us what this is all about? 510 00:30:59,358 --> 00:31:02,694 - I told you, I'm their public relations person. 511 00:31:03,945 --> 00:31:06,198 At least I was, until you two showed up. 512 00:31:06,531 --> 00:31:08,009 - How about if I work her over a bit? 513 00:31:08,033 --> 00:31:09,618 - Oh, I get it. 514 00:31:09,951 --> 00:31:11,370 You're the tough cop. 515 00:31:11,703 --> 00:31:13,455 And your partner here, he's the nice cop 516 00:31:13,789 --> 00:31:15,791 because he's not too scary with lipstick on. 517 00:31:19,795 --> 00:31:21,230 Miss James, I got locked in that room 518 00:31:21,254 --> 00:31:21,755 where they kill the animals 519 00:31:22,089 --> 00:31:23,507 and some nut-case decompressed me, 520 00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:25,842 so I am not in a very good mood. 521 00:31:26,176 --> 00:31:28,678 Now, all I want is to find him. 522 00:31:32,599 --> 00:31:36,395 - I'm truly sorry, but I can't help you. 523 00:31:36,728 --> 00:31:37,813 I don't know anything. 524 00:31:39,314 --> 00:31:40,899 Hey, get outta there. 525 00:31:41,233 --> 00:31:43,193 - Oh, looks like the lady is going somewhere. 526 00:31:43,527 --> 00:31:46,154 Extra panties, dead giveaway. 527 00:31:46,488 --> 00:31:48,865 Where were you headed, miss James? 528 00:31:49,199 --> 00:31:50,199 - Away from here. 529 00:31:50,409 --> 00:31:52,702 - Hey, what's this? 530 00:31:53,036 --> 00:31:54,246 - That's personal. 531 00:31:54,579 --> 00:31:56,419 - Must be a tape machine around here somewhere. 532 00:31:57,999 --> 00:31:58,999 Before you go... 533 00:32:04,047 --> 00:32:06,299 We have something on the monitor, captain. 534 00:32:06,633 --> 00:32:07,633 - Princess. 535 00:32:09,469 --> 00:32:13,056 This may be the last time that I ever talk to you 536 00:32:13,390 --> 00:32:15,684 and I want you to know certain things 537 00:32:16,017 --> 00:32:18,645 that I was unable to say until now. 538 00:32:20,105 --> 00:32:21,105 - Get down! 539 00:32:38,665 --> 00:32:39,916 - You all right? 540 00:32:41,418 --> 00:32:42,043 - Yeah. 541 00:32:42,377 --> 00:32:43,980 - Remember the good old days when guns killed people? 542 00:32:44,004 --> 00:32:45,464 - You're just jealous, that's all. 543 00:32:49,551 --> 00:32:50,551 Go for the door. 544 00:32:50,677 --> 00:32:51,677 - When? 545 00:32:52,804 --> 00:32:53,804 - Now. 546 00:33:05,817 --> 00:33:08,320 - Where does this go? - Out back, to the patio. 547 00:34:22,185 --> 00:34:23,185 - Shit. 548 00:34:50,338 --> 00:34:51,798 That's really disgusting. 549 00:35:00,557 --> 00:35:02,434 - What the hell is going on? 550 00:35:02,767 --> 00:35:04,644 - Kinda looks like somebody wants you dead. 551 00:35:04,978 --> 00:35:06,058 Just about managed it, too. 552 00:35:06,146 --> 00:35:06,646 - But why? 553 00:35:06,980 --> 00:35:08,958 - I didn't do anything! - Maybe it's what you know. 554 00:35:08,982 --> 00:35:10,984 - I don't know a goddamn thing. 555 00:35:11,318 --> 00:35:13,820 I play tour guide and I write press releases. 556 00:35:16,406 --> 00:35:18,050 - Roger, you were underwater in that jacuzzi 557 00:35:18,074 --> 00:35:19,576 for five straight minutes. 558 00:35:21,036 --> 00:35:22,036 That's right, I was. 559 00:35:22,954 --> 00:35:24,714 - Can you teach my girlfriend how to do that? 560 00:35:28,793 --> 00:35:29,793 - Damn. 561 00:35:31,087 --> 00:35:32,087 They're dead. 562 00:35:33,798 --> 00:35:35,216 They always die on me. 563 00:35:37,552 --> 00:35:39,472 - I'd say there were extenuating circumstances... 564 00:35:39,763 --> 00:35:40,263 - Oh, you don't understand. 565 00:35:40,597 --> 00:35:42,223 The blue damsels were my favorite. 566 00:35:43,767 --> 00:35:45,935 My favorites always die. 567 00:35:47,854 --> 00:35:49,564 - Princess, I hope you understand 568 00:35:49,898 --> 00:35:51,983 what I am trying to tell you... 569 00:35:52,317 --> 00:35:53,568 - Hey, I recognize that guy. 570 00:35:53,902 --> 00:35:55,338 - If you have any further questions, 571 00:35:55,362 --> 00:35:57,364 just contact my lawyer. 572 00:35:59,366 --> 00:36:01,034 And always remember how... 573 00:36:02,869 --> 00:36:05,622 How very special you are. 574 00:36:05,955 --> 00:36:07,016 - That's Arthur loudermilk. 575 00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:08,040 Didn't he just die? 576 00:36:08,833 --> 00:36:09,833 - Two weeks ago. 577 00:36:12,754 --> 00:36:13,754 He's my father. 578 00:36:17,050 --> 00:36:18,843 - Hey, why aren't you dead? 579 00:36:19,844 --> 00:36:20,844 Or even hurt? 580 00:36:21,137 --> 00:36:22,180 - Kind of a long story. 581 00:36:24,015 --> 00:36:25,517 They can't kill me. 582 00:36:25,850 --> 00:36:26,935 I'm dead already. 583 00:36:27,268 --> 00:36:28,436 I'm a walking corpse. 584 00:36:28,770 --> 00:36:30,397 Just like those killers. 585 00:36:30,730 --> 00:36:31,850 This is nonsense. 586 00:36:32,065 --> 00:36:33,149 I can't deal with this. 587 00:36:33,483 --> 00:36:36,027 - Well, you're gonna have to deal with it! 588 00:36:39,948 --> 00:36:41,199 - Look, miss James, 589 00:36:43,660 --> 00:36:44,744 we need your help. 590 00:36:47,580 --> 00:36:49,290 And I think that you need ours, too. 591 00:36:53,128 --> 00:36:54,128 Please. 592 00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:57,840 - All right. 593 00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:02,178 Dante pharmaceuticals 594 00:37:03,221 --> 00:37:05,348 was my father's private think tank. 595 00:37:07,267 --> 00:37:09,018 Anything that interested him from 596 00:37:09,936 --> 00:37:13,398 mosquitoes to microchips, they researched it for him. 597 00:37:13,732 --> 00:37:15,532 - So he bankrolled the resurrection project... 598 00:37:16,860 --> 00:37:17,360 He wouldn't. 599 00:37:17,694 --> 00:37:19,988 - Use human leftovers to Rob jewelry stores? 600 00:37:21,990 --> 00:37:22,990 - Go ahead. 601 00:37:23,825 --> 00:37:26,077 - Well, last week, I did deliver some 602 00:37:26,411 --> 00:37:30,165 sulfathiazole to a guy named thule in Chinatown. 603 00:37:30,498 --> 00:37:31,498 - Where in Chinatown? 604 00:37:31,750 --> 00:37:33,102 - Would you like me to write it down? 605 00:37:33,126 --> 00:37:34,562 - You don't have to, you're coming with us. 606 00:37:34,586 --> 00:37:35,086 - Oh, forget it. 607 00:37:35,420 --> 00:37:36,004 I know my rights. 608 00:37:36,337 --> 00:37:36,838 - Are you sure? 609 00:37:37,172 --> 00:37:38,399 Let me remind you, just in case. 610 00:37:38,423 --> 00:37:39,859 You have the right to remain silent. 611 00:37:39,883 --> 00:37:41,360 Anything you say can be used against you. 612 00:37:41,384 --> 00:37:42,385 - What're you doing? 613 00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:44,359 - Right now, you are our primary suspect. 614 00:37:44,637 --> 00:37:45,948 Now, would you rather come with us 615 00:37:45,972 --> 00:37:47,098 or cool your heels in jail? 616 00:37:49,726 --> 00:37:51,019 - All right. 617 00:37:51,352 --> 00:37:51,853 - Hey, Roger, maybe you ought 618 00:37:52,187 --> 00:37:53,330 to get yourself a change of clothes. 619 00:37:53,354 --> 00:37:55,565 Being dead isn't something you should advertise. 620 00:37:56,816 --> 00:37:58,568 - I might have something in my closet. 621 00:37:58,902 --> 00:38:02,363 - Something for that unexpected overnight guest, miss James? 622 00:38:02,697 --> 00:38:05,492 - From an ex-boyfriend, Mr. Bigelow. 623 00:38:06,993 --> 00:38:08,912 A very ex. 624 00:38:41,444 --> 00:38:42,444 -Ah! 625 00:38:49,202 --> 00:38:50,787 You okay in there, Roger? 626 00:38:53,832 --> 00:38:54,832 -Gmm. 627 00:38:58,002 --> 00:38:59,002 Fabulous. 628 00:39:05,426 --> 00:39:06,426 Not a word. 629 00:39:10,849 --> 00:39:12,684 How many tickets is that this month so far? 630 00:39:13,017 --> 00:39:14,394 - What the hell do you care? 631 00:39:14,727 --> 00:39:15,727 - Good point. 632 00:39:17,397 --> 00:39:18,707 Roger, there's a place here 633 00:39:18,731 --> 00:39:19,811 that's got great egg rolls. 634 00:39:19,858 --> 00:39:21,001 - Doug... - Egg foo young? 635 00:39:21,025 --> 00:39:22,294 Doug, let's talk to this guy first 636 00:39:22,318 --> 00:39:22,819 and eat later, okay? 637 00:39:23,152 --> 00:39:24,392 - I'm dying for some chop suey. 638 00:39:28,700 --> 00:39:30,493 This is great, I am starving. 639 00:39:34,998 --> 00:39:35,665 - Good afternoon. 640 00:39:35,999 --> 00:39:37,542 Police detectives mortis and Bigelow. 641 00:39:37,876 --> 00:39:39,669 We'd like to speak to Mr. Thule, please. 642 00:39:43,673 --> 00:39:44,673 Good afternoon. 643 00:39:44,757 --> 00:39:46,926 Police detectives mortis and Bigelow. 644 00:39:47,260 --> 00:39:49,679 We'd like to speak with Mr. Thule, please. 645 00:40:02,775 --> 00:40:04,611 - Listen, mongo, we're cops 646 00:40:04,944 --> 00:40:06,505 and if thule's not out here in 10 seconds, 647 00:40:06,529 --> 00:40:09,115 we're gonna kick some honorable ass. 648 00:40:12,994 --> 00:40:14,704 - Ah, miss James. 649 00:40:15,038 --> 00:40:16,372 Always a pleasure. 650 00:40:16,706 --> 00:40:18,466 - Mr. Thule, something terrible has happened. 651 00:40:18,541 --> 00:40:19,541 - Yes, I know. 652 00:40:19,667 --> 00:40:22,587 Are these your friends, the police detectives? 653 00:40:22,921 --> 00:40:24,464 - Got it right the first time, pops. 654 00:40:24,797 --> 00:40:26,358 - We're looking for the man who takes deliveries 655 00:40:26,382 --> 00:40:27,717 from Dante pharmaceuticals. 656 00:40:28,051 --> 00:40:29,385 - You have found him. 657 00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:30,762 How may I help you? 658 00:40:31,095 --> 00:40:32,972 - What did Dante send you? 659 00:40:35,016 --> 00:40:36,559 - Nothing of any importance. 660 00:40:36,893 --> 00:40:38,603 - May be more important than you think. 661 00:40:39,562 --> 00:40:40,922 - Your friend takes one more step, 662 00:40:41,230 --> 00:40:42,482 he'll find himself dead. 663 00:40:42,815 --> 00:40:44,651 - Life and death are both expressions 664 00:40:44,984 --> 00:40:47,403 of the same eternal spirit. 665 00:40:47,737 --> 00:40:49,697 - You ought to write fortune cookies, pal. 666 00:40:50,031 --> 00:40:51,031 - Let me illustrate. 667 00:41:35,743 --> 00:41:36,828 - I don't know what it is, 668 00:41:37,161 --> 00:41:38,746 but suddenly I've lost my appetite. 669 00:42:11,112 --> 00:42:11,612 - That's it. 670 00:42:11,946 --> 00:42:13,239 From now on, I'm a vegetarian. 671 00:42:14,574 --> 00:42:15,158 All right, 672 00:42:15,491 --> 00:42:17,952 this little piggy's goin' to the market. 673 00:42:19,954 --> 00:42:20,954 That's gross. 674 00:42:21,873 --> 00:42:22,874 - Get off me! 675 00:42:32,467 --> 00:42:33,467 - You're kidding. 676 00:42:33,551 --> 00:42:34,551 Just one shot? 677 00:42:34,635 --> 00:42:36,012 - They're not all zombies, Doug. 678 00:42:50,485 --> 00:42:52,070 How do you fight this thing? 679 00:42:52,403 --> 00:42:54,238 - Maybe we could drown it in a1 sauce. 680 00:43:01,913 --> 00:43:02,955 - Oh, no. 681 00:44:12,817 --> 00:44:15,027 - Okay, now I'm gonna puke. 682 00:44:16,487 --> 00:44:17,864 - Thule's gone. 683 00:44:18,197 --> 00:44:20,783 - Guy makes one hell of a diversion, doesn't he? 684 00:44:21,117 --> 00:44:22,117 - Hey, you're hurt. 685 00:44:25,955 --> 00:44:27,123 - Lady, I'm fuckin' dead. 686 00:44:31,502 --> 00:44:33,963 - Well, that doesn't give you the right to be rude. 687 00:44:43,556 --> 00:44:44,992 - You know, you can never find anything good 688 00:44:45,016 --> 00:44:46,434 until you really trash a place. 689 00:44:47,935 --> 00:44:50,271 - Stumbling over any clues, detectives? 690 00:44:59,822 --> 00:45:01,199 - Zombie duck heads. 691 00:45:01,532 --> 00:45:02,532 What a concept. 692 00:45:02,575 --> 00:45:04,215 - This could replace the whoopee cushion. 693 00:45:04,327 --> 00:45:06,954 - Imagine what you could do with a search warrant. 694 00:45:07,288 --> 00:45:08,789 - I got him. 695 00:45:09,123 --> 00:45:10,123 Doug. 696 00:45:15,254 --> 00:45:17,298 Take a look at this. 697 00:45:17,632 --> 00:45:18,883 - Dates and initials. 698 00:45:19,217 --> 00:45:19,842 What do you think it means? 699 00:45:20,176 --> 00:45:21,403 - I don't know, but that last one? 700 00:45:21,427 --> 00:45:22,427 Apl? 701 00:45:22,595 --> 00:45:23,971 Arthur p. Loudermilk. 702 00:45:24,305 --> 00:45:25,305 - My father? 703 00:45:28,017 --> 00:45:29,185 Oh, god, you're right. 704 00:45:30,353 --> 00:45:31,896 He died on June 12th. 705 00:45:32,230 --> 00:45:33,373 - This is a list of death dates. 706 00:45:33,397 --> 00:45:34,917 These folks are all recently deceased. 707 00:45:35,149 --> 00:45:36,309 - Who do you think they were? 708 00:45:36,609 --> 00:45:37,609 - One way to find out. 709 00:45:56,087 --> 00:45:57,922 You're quite the seamstress. 710 00:45:58,256 --> 00:45:59,924 - Just hope it doesn't get infected. 711 00:46:01,133 --> 00:46:04,387 Yeah, well, I'll take my chances. 712 00:46:13,354 --> 00:46:14,438 After you. 713 00:46:14,772 --> 00:46:15,273 - Thank you. 714 00:46:15,606 --> 00:46:17,692 - So this is what a library looks like, huh? 715 00:46:18,025 --> 00:46:19,044 You know, I've never seen one of these things 716 00:46:19,068 --> 00:46:20,068 from the inside. 717 00:46:24,949 --> 00:46:25,574 - Okay. 718 00:46:25,908 --> 00:46:27,868 These should cover the dates in question. 719 00:46:28,202 --> 00:46:29,287 - I got dibs on march. 720 00:46:32,248 --> 00:46:34,476 It's amazing the people who died in the last three months, 721 00:46:34,500 --> 00:46:35,780 people I've never even heard of. 722 00:46:36,085 --> 00:46:36,585 - Here's one. 723 00:46:36,919 --> 00:46:39,005 George Nelson canfield. 724 00:46:39,338 --> 00:46:40,338 The denim king. 725 00:46:40,548 --> 00:46:43,592 Inventor of sweat-to-fit blue jeans. 726 00:46:43,926 --> 00:46:45,177 Died February 12th. 727 00:46:46,095 --> 00:46:46,721 Crap! 728 00:46:47,054 --> 00:46:47,555 What is it? 729 00:46:47,888 --> 00:46:48,389 - The Lakers won yesterday, 730 00:46:48,723 --> 00:46:50,117 but they didn't make the point spread. 731 00:46:50,141 --> 00:46:51,684 I had 10 bucks riding on that game. 732 00:46:54,186 --> 00:46:55,396 - Here's another one. 733 00:46:55,730 --> 00:46:56,730 Oliver lang. 734 00:46:57,023 --> 00:46:59,025 Microchip wizard, march 4th. 735 00:46:59,358 --> 00:47:00,026 - Here's another. 736 00:47:00,359 --> 00:47:02,862 Howard davison, commodities broker, April 3rd. 737 00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:05,280 You see any pattern? 738 00:47:06,907 --> 00:47:08,635 - They all sound like a bunch of wussies to me. 739 00:47:08,659 --> 00:47:10,828 - Yes, and they all had a nice hunk of disposable cash 740 00:47:11,162 --> 00:47:11,662 when they kicked off. 741 00:47:11,996 --> 00:47:13,080 - So, rich dead people. 742 00:47:13,414 --> 00:47:13,956 What does it mean? 743 00:47:14,290 --> 00:47:15,291 - I'm not sure. 744 00:47:15,624 --> 00:47:18,210 But it looks like your father was one of the victims. 745 00:47:18,544 --> 00:47:19,712 - That's crazy. 746 00:47:22,423 --> 00:47:23,423 Well... 747 00:47:23,466 --> 00:47:26,135 This is not what you'd call a routine case. 748 00:47:27,636 --> 00:47:29,847 I guess they can have their obituaries back. 749 00:47:39,648 --> 00:47:40,316 - Hey rog, what's up, man? 750 00:47:40,649 --> 00:47:42,401 You look all freaked out all of a sudden. 751 00:47:44,278 --> 00:47:46,072 These obituaries... 752 00:47:47,531 --> 00:47:49,283 They're writing new ones all the time. 753 00:47:51,202 --> 00:47:52,202 They're writing mine. 754 00:47:52,411 --> 00:47:53,496 - Hey, now, take it easy. 755 00:47:54,538 --> 00:47:55,748 - Roger mortis... 756 00:47:57,375 --> 00:47:58,751 Beloved husband of nobody, 757 00:47:59,085 --> 00:48:00,085 father of none. 758 00:48:01,504 --> 00:48:03,964 Who always thought he'd go out in a Blaze of glory. 759 00:48:05,633 --> 00:48:07,343 - Roger... 760 00:48:07,676 --> 00:48:10,513 - I gotta get out of here. 761 00:48:10,846 --> 00:48:11,846 - Roger! 762 00:48:17,269 --> 00:48:18,269 Roger! 763 00:48:20,272 --> 00:48:21,440 Hey! 764 00:48:21,774 --> 00:48:22,774 - Roger! 765 00:48:25,444 --> 00:48:26,444 Damn! 766 00:48:31,867 --> 00:48:33,160 Hey, rog. 767 00:48:33,494 --> 00:48:34,870 That was quite a chase. 768 00:48:35,204 --> 00:48:37,456 Not bad for a guy in your condition. 769 00:48:37,790 --> 00:48:39,250 Guess being dead agrees with you. 770 00:48:42,294 --> 00:48:45,923 Come on, rog, we don't got time for this. 771 00:48:51,137 --> 00:48:52,137 - I can't do it. 772 00:48:54,390 --> 00:48:56,350 I can't live a lifetime in six hours. 773 00:48:58,519 --> 00:49:00,980 - Nobody's got all the time they need, Roger. 774 00:49:01,313 --> 00:49:02,313 Nobody. 775 00:49:04,608 --> 00:49:06,819 You remember when we were in training? 776 00:49:07,153 --> 00:49:08,913 They always told us, "you can't be a good cop 777 00:49:09,238 --> 00:49:10,781 if you're a dead cop." 778 00:49:11,115 --> 00:49:13,451 Here's your chance to prove 'em wrong. 779 00:49:13,784 --> 00:49:15,911 You're good and you're dead. 780 00:49:19,373 --> 00:49:20,666 - I'm good and I'm dead. 781 00:49:22,877 --> 00:49:24,128 - Come on, rog. 782 00:49:24,462 --> 00:49:27,173 Let's go find those suckers and trash their ass, man! 783 00:49:29,216 --> 00:49:30,759 Come on, rog. 784 00:49:31,093 --> 00:49:31,677 _ itls ll asses." 785 00:49:32,011 --> 00:49:33,053 It's plural. 786 00:49:33,387 --> 00:49:34,387 - It's plural? 787 00:49:38,893 --> 00:49:40,053 - You know what I heard once? 788 00:49:40,311 --> 00:49:41,311 - What's that? 789 00:49:41,604 --> 00:49:44,356 - I heard that the population of the world is so big now, 790 00:49:44,690 --> 00:49:46,901 that half of all the people who've ever lived 791 00:49:47,234 --> 00:49:48,277 are still alive today. 792 00:49:49,278 --> 00:49:49,904 - Come on. 793 00:49:50,237 --> 00:49:50,779 - It's true! 794 00:49:51,113 --> 00:49:52,466 If you took all the people who've died 795 00:49:52,490 --> 00:49:53,730 since the beginning of history, 796 00:49:54,033 --> 00:49:55,713 and all the people who are alive right now, 797 00:49:55,993 --> 00:49:57,620 it'd be about the same number. 798 00:49:59,246 --> 00:50:01,457 So if anybody ever asks you when you're gonna die, 799 00:50:01,790 --> 00:50:03,417 you can just say, "well, I don't know. 800 00:50:03,751 --> 00:50:05,461 So far, it's only happened to half of us." 801 00:50:05,794 --> 00:50:06,295 - Not only that. 802 00:50:06,629 --> 00:50:08,464 If you multiply the population of Rhode Island 803 00:50:08,797 --> 00:50:10,799 by the square root of my ex-wife's weight... 804 00:50:15,054 --> 00:50:17,157 - Well, you two sure know how to show a girl a good time. 805 00:50:17,181 --> 00:50:17,681 - Don't mention it. 806 00:50:18,015 --> 00:50:19,099 - Roger. 807 00:50:19,433 --> 00:50:21,060 I think I may have some good news. 808 00:50:21,393 --> 00:50:23,020 - Rebecca smythers, randi James. 809 00:50:23,354 --> 00:50:23,854 - Hello. 810 00:50:24,188 --> 00:50:25,814 Well, you... Work here? 811 00:50:26,148 --> 00:50:27,483 - Yes, actually, I do. 812 00:50:27,816 --> 00:50:30,444 - Rebecca's an expert in all sorts of forensic pathology. 813 00:50:33,322 --> 00:50:35,241 What a unique accomplishment. 814 00:50:35,574 --> 00:50:37,117 - Chillier than usual in here today. 815 00:50:37,451 --> 00:50:38,595 - Wherever did you find the time 816 00:50:38,619 --> 00:50:40,538 to make such a nice new friend? 817 00:50:40,871 --> 00:50:42,998 - Randi was head of PR for Dante pharmaceuticals. 818 00:50:43,332 --> 00:50:43,958 - I see. 819 00:50:44,291 --> 00:50:46,001 - So what's the big news, Becky? 820 00:50:46,335 --> 00:50:47,335 - Sit up on the table. 821 00:50:49,046 --> 00:50:50,047 Some shirt. 822 00:50:50,381 --> 00:50:51,381 Unbutton it. 823 00:50:55,594 --> 00:50:57,346 Roger, you've been shot! 824 00:50:57,680 --> 00:50:59,320 Oh, yeah, I meant to tell you about that. 825 00:50:59,431 --> 00:51:01,151 - It's amazing you lived as long as you did. 826 00:51:01,267 --> 00:51:01,934 So, how're you feeling? 827 00:51:02,268 --> 00:51:02,893 -Gmm. 828 00:51:03,227 --> 00:51:04,227 Picture of health. 829 00:51:06,146 --> 00:51:08,023 Subject: Mortis, comma, Roger. 830 00:51:08,357 --> 00:51:09,775 Postmortem follow up, July 6th, 831 00:51:10,109 --> 00:51:12,319 approximate time, 18:45. 832 00:51:12,653 --> 00:51:14,130 - Do you have to talk into that thing? 833 00:51:14,154 --> 00:51:15,197 This is not an autopsy. 834 00:51:15,531 --> 00:51:18,033 - Hey rog, you are dead, this is a morgue, 835 00:51:18,367 --> 00:51:19,910 she is a coroner. 836 00:51:20,244 --> 00:51:21,244 - Thanks. 837 00:51:22,663 --> 00:51:24,248 - 87.2 degrees fahrenheit. 838 00:51:24,582 --> 00:51:26,709 Since you died, you've been steadily cooling off. 839 00:51:27,042 --> 00:51:28,042 - So, what's the verdict? 840 00:51:28,127 --> 00:51:29,503 How long have I got not to live? 841 00:51:30,504 --> 00:51:32,464 - Well, decomposition is progressing more rapidly 842 00:51:32,798 --> 00:51:33,798 than I'd hoped. 843 00:51:34,091 --> 00:51:36,135 It's even starting to show in your face. 844 00:51:36,468 --> 00:51:39,096 I'd say maybe three or four hours. 845 00:51:39,430 --> 00:51:41,849 - Well, what the hell am I doing here? 846 00:51:42,182 --> 00:51:44,393 - Roger, I think I can buy you a chance. 847 00:51:44,727 --> 00:51:46,437 I found something in Dante's files 848 00:51:46,770 --> 00:51:48,490 about a special process they've been testing 849 00:51:48,647 --> 00:51:51,483 to extend the resurrection period beyond 12 hours. 850 00:51:51,817 --> 00:51:53,235 - Can you guarantee that? 851 00:51:53,569 --> 00:51:54,695 - No. 852 00:51:55,029 --> 00:51:56,572 - Then I can't take that chance. 853 00:51:57,990 --> 00:51:59,908 Rebecca, it's my job. 854 00:52:00,242 --> 00:52:01,577 - Your job, Christ! 855 00:52:01,910 --> 00:52:03,454 Haven't you learned anything? 856 00:52:03,787 --> 00:52:05,987 You spent 10 years out on the street, risking your neck, 857 00:52:06,248 --> 00:52:09,251 and now you're dead and it's still not enough. 858 00:52:12,046 --> 00:52:14,131 - Well, I guess I'm just a glutton for punishment. 859 00:52:14,465 --> 00:52:15,966 - So, you two, what's next? 860 00:52:16,300 --> 00:52:18,100 - I'm gonna take a look at loudermilk's grave. 861 00:52:18,385 --> 00:52:20,265 Why don't you pay a call on loudermilk's lawyer? 862 00:52:20,304 --> 00:52:22,324 We'll hit the cemetery and meet you back at randi's. 863 00:52:22,348 --> 00:52:23,617 - Uh... if you don't mind, I think I'll 864 00:52:23,641 --> 00:52:25,809 skip the trip to my father's resting place. 865 00:52:26,143 --> 00:52:27,144 - Oh, I mind very much. 866 00:52:27,478 --> 00:52:29,188 I want you where I can see you. 867 00:52:29,521 --> 00:52:30,521 - Miss James. 868 00:52:32,483 --> 00:52:33,942 That chick digs me. 869 00:52:34,276 --> 00:52:35,276 - I could tell. 870 00:52:38,572 --> 00:52:40,407 - I'm not giving up hope, Roger. 871 00:52:45,788 --> 00:52:46,413 - You go ahead, man. 872 00:52:46,747 --> 00:52:48,347 I'll catch up with you later at randi's. 873 00:52:48,457 --> 00:52:49,457 - Okay. 874 00:52:54,505 --> 00:52:55,881 - Hey, nice wheels. 875 00:52:57,383 --> 00:52:59,110 Must be a lot of money in carving up dead people. 876 00:52:59,134 --> 00:53:01,053 - A little early for your postmortem, 877 00:53:01,387 --> 00:53:03,097 aren't you, detective? 878 00:53:03,430 --> 00:53:05,599 - Just stopped by to reserve a body bag. 879 00:53:05,933 --> 00:53:07,685 Oh, that's very good! 880 00:53:13,649 --> 00:53:14,900 - I love that guy. 881 00:53:15,234 --> 00:53:16,234 - I can tell. 882 00:53:32,126 --> 00:53:33,961 Just over there on the right, Roger. 883 00:53:34,920 --> 00:53:36,440 Maybe I should pick one out. 884 00:53:37,214 --> 00:53:38,534 I wonder if they take mastercard. 885 00:53:44,054 --> 00:53:46,098 Nice place to spend the rest of your life. 886 00:53:47,224 --> 00:53:49,727 Swaying palms and the smell of Jasmine. 887 00:53:50,060 --> 00:53:51,060 Ouiet neighbors. 888 00:53:53,063 --> 00:53:54,231 - Very funny, Roger. 889 00:54:05,075 --> 00:54:06,075 Roger? 890 00:54:07,578 --> 00:54:08,578 What is it? 891 00:54:11,165 --> 00:54:12,165 - Shooting star. 892 00:54:19,882 --> 00:54:20,882 - So, now what? 893 00:54:21,091 --> 00:54:22,091 I haven't got a key. 894 00:54:23,135 --> 00:54:24,135 - Allow me. 895 00:54:25,471 --> 00:54:26,638 - Isn't that illegal? 896 00:54:26,972 --> 00:54:27,972 - Yeah. 897 00:54:51,914 --> 00:54:53,499 Looks like he's resting comfortably. 898 00:54:58,712 --> 00:55:01,882 What's your real relationship with loudermilk, randi? 899 00:55:02,216 --> 00:55:03,216 - What do you mean? 900 00:55:03,467 --> 00:55:05,344 - Outside, it says, "Arthur p. Loudermilk, 901 00:55:05,677 --> 00:55:07,930 beloved husband to Loretta." 902 00:55:08,263 --> 00:55:10,474 Doesn't mention any darling daughter. 903 00:55:18,941 --> 00:55:21,068 All right. 904 00:55:24,446 --> 00:55:25,656 I met him in the hospital. 905 00:55:27,741 --> 00:55:29,243 I was there for drug rehab 906 00:55:29,576 --> 00:55:32,246 and he took me under his wing. 907 00:55:32,579 --> 00:55:33,640 The daughter he never had? 908 00:55:33,664 --> 00:55:34,331 - Yeah. 909 00:55:34,665 --> 00:55:36,017 Yeah, and he got me that great house 910 00:55:36,041 --> 00:55:38,001 and set me up with a job at Dante, 911 00:55:38,335 --> 00:55:39,455 and I bet he never even knew 912 00:55:39,711 --> 00:55:40,772 what kind of snake hole he was dropping me in. 913 00:55:40,796 --> 00:55:42,116 - So this whole zombie thing came 914 00:55:42,297 --> 00:55:43,497 as a complete surprise to you. 915 00:55:43,549 --> 00:55:44,800 - I swear! 916 00:55:45,133 --> 00:55:46,218 You believe me, don't you? 917 00:55:49,972 --> 00:55:52,432 Looks like he left something for us. 918 00:55:59,189 --> 00:56:01,483 Doug ought to be back by now. 919 00:56:09,700 --> 00:56:11,261 You knew how desperately his brother 920 00:56:11,285 --> 00:56:11,827 tried to reach me yesterday. 921 00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:13,912 Home sweet home. 922 00:56:14,246 --> 00:56:15,664 - Doug must have left the TV on. 923 00:56:23,046 --> 00:56:25,173 He's been dead for five months. 924 00:56:25,507 --> 00:56:26,985 He didn't steal the bill of sale. 925 00:56:27,009 --> 00:56:28,129 No, he didn't. 926 00:56:28,218 --> 00:56:28,719 But you could've stolen it. 927 00:56:29,052 --> 00:56:29,553 I'll see if he's in the kitchen. 928 00:56:29,887 --> 00:56:31,054 - How dare you! 929 00:56:31,388 --> 00:56:33,108 - You knew who I was when I came here today. 930 00:56:33,181 --> 00:56:34,826 But you were surprised to see me alive, weren't you? 931 00:56:34,850 --> 00:56:36,977 But I'm not alive, Mrs. Philips. 932 00:56:37,311 --> 00:56:38,871 Sure, I can stand here and talk to you. 933 00:56:39,146 --> 00:56:41,398 I can breath and I can move, but I'm not alive, 934 00:56:41,732 --> 00:56:43,483 because I did take that poison 935 00:56:43,817 --> 00:56:45,527 and nothing can save me. 936 00:56:45,861 --> 00:56:47,088 - What're you going to do? - If I kill you now, 937 00:56:47,112 --> 00:56:48,112 I have nothing to lose. 938 00:56:48,155 --> 00:56:49,595 - No, no, you've gotta listen to me. 939 00:56:49,698 --> 00:56:50,938 You've got to give me a chance. 940 00:56:50,991 --> 00:56:53,201 I didn't have a chance. 941 00:56:56,663 --> 00:56:57,663 - Oh, god. 942 00:56:59,416 --> 00:57:00,416 Roger? 943 00:57:02,628 --> 00:57:03,628 It's Doug. 944 00:57:17,559 --> 00:57:19,227 - Let's get him down. 945 00:57:42,584 --> 00:57:43,584 Randi? 946 00:57:45,671 --> 00:57:46,671 Randi? 947 00:57:49,549 --> 00:57:50,549 - I'm sorry, Roger. 948 00:57:53,971 --> 00:57:55,889 I didn't want to tell you. 949 00:57:56,223 --> 00:57:58,058 I didn't think you'd understand. 950 00:57:58,392 --> 00:57:59,726 - What're you talking about? 951 00:58:00,060 --> 00:58:01,060 - I, uh... 952 00:58:02,521 --> 00:58:04,523 Lied about the drugs. 953 00:58:07,275 --> 00:58:09,069 I was in the hospital because I was... 954 00:58:11,029 --> 00:58:12,029 Dying, too. 955 00:58:16,702 --> 00:58:17,702 I was dead. 956 00:58:23,083 --> 00:58:24,083 - What do you mean? 957 00:58:24,376 --> 00:58:25,576 - They brought me back, Roger, 958 00:58:25,711 --> 00:58:26,753 just like you. 959 00:58:29,256 --> 00:58:30,966 Only they said I'd have a normal lifespan 960 00:58:31,299 --> 00:58:32,342 as long as I helped them. 961 00:58:37,139 --> 00:58:39,057 - Helped who? 962 00:58:39,391 --> 00:58:40,684 - They lied to me. 963 00:58:41,601 --> 00:58:42,602 - Who, randi? 964 00:59:24,728 --> 00:59:29,649 - I'm sorry, Roger. 965 00:59:51,922 --> 00:59:52,922 - Ugh! 966 00:59:53,173 --> 00:59:54,549 - I'm sorry, Roger. 967 00:59:56,551 --> 00:59:57,969 Please forgive me. 968 01:00:35,465 --> 01:00:36,818 Hello, this is Rebecca. 969 01:00:36,842 --> 01:00:39,094 - Rebecca, listen... - I'm not here 970 01:00:39,427 --> 01:00:40,905 to take your call, but leave me a message 971 01:00:40,929 --> 01:00:43,140 and I'll get back to you later on. 972 01:00:46,476 --> 01:00:47,476 - Rebecca, Doug's dead. 973 01:00:50,730 --> 01:00:51,730 Randi's dead. 974 01:00:52,732 --> 01:00:53,732 I wish... 975 01:00:54,943 --> 01:00:56,403 Well, I wish... 976 01:01:10,667 --> 01:01:11,667 Wait a minute. 977 01:01:22,637 --> 01:01:25,807 Numbers to letters, numbers to letters. 978 01:01:38,153 --> 01:01:39,153 Body 979 01:01:40,071 --> 01:01:41,323 damn, that's it. 980 01:02:14,231 --> 01:02:14,731 - Roger! 981 01:02:15,065 --> 01:02:16,149 What're you doing here? 982 01:02:16,483 --> 01:02:17,563 - What do you think, mcnab? 983 01:02:17,817 --> 01:02:19,777 - Well, you'll have to be more specific than that. 984 01:02:20,070 --> 01:02:21,988 - Okay, you want specific, here it comes. 985 01:02:23,406 --> 01:02:24,032 You killed me. 986 01:02:24,366 --> 01:02:26,785 And you killed Doug. And maybe you didn't kill randi, 987 01:02:27,118 --> 01:02:29,138 but you should've had the decency to let her stay dead. 988 01:02:29,162 --> 01:02:30,914 - What on earth are you talking about? 989 01:02:31,248 --> 01:02:32,499 - Revenge, mcnab. 990 01:02:32,832 --> 01:02:34,101 And you're on the receiving end, 991 01:02:34,125 --> 01:02:35,965 unless you come up with some real fast answers. 992 01:02:36,169 --> 01:02:38,064 - But this doesn't make any sense. I was helping you! 993 01:02:38,088 --> 01:02:39,088 - I don't think so. 994 01:02:39,923 --> 01:02:41,508 Loudermilk's think tank built a machine 995 01:02:41,841 --> 01:02:42,841 for resurrecting people 996 01:02:42,926 --> 01:02:44,487 and you've been trying it out, haven't you? 997 01:02:44,511 --> 01:02:46,137 That's absurd. 998 01:02:46,471 --> 01:02:48,640 Oh, of course, Roger, you're losing your mind? 999 01:02:48,974 --> 01:02:50,141 Your brain is deteriorating. 1000 01:02:50,475 --> 01:02:51,827 - When you buried him alive, loudermilk wanted 1001 01:02:51,851 --> 01:02:52,870 to point the finger at you, 1002 01:02:52,894 --> 01:02:54,288 but he was afraid to write, "it's mcnab," 1003 01:02:54,312 --> 01:02:56,064 in case you came back and erased it. 1004 01:02:56,398 --> 01:02:58,316 So he tried something just a little bit subtler. 1005 01:02:58,650 --> 01:02:59,943 It's a coded message, 1006 01:03:00,277 --> 01:03:01,597 using a numbers to letters scheme 1007 01:03:01,653 --> 01:03:03,154 found on any telephone. 1008 01:03:03,488 --> 01:03:04,488 Here's what it spells. 1009 01:03:05,490 --> 01:03:07,075 "Body doc." 1010 01:03:07,409 --> 01:03:09,286 Sounds a bit like you, doesn't it? 1011 01:03:09,619 --> 01:03:12,706 Well, that's what happens when you die, Roger. 1012 01:03:13,039 --> 01:03:15,083 Your synapses misfire, leading to all sorts 1013 01:03:15,417 --> 01:03:17,877 of demented conclusions. 1014 01:03:18,211 --> 01:03:20,171 - My mind, mcnab, has never been sharper. 1015 01:03:22,173 --> 01:03:23,466 Neither has my aim. 1016 01:03:23,800 --> 01:03:24,926 - Son of a bitch. 1017 01:03:25,260 --> 01:03:28,096 - And how many others have you buried alive, mcnab? 1018 01:03:28,430 --> 01:03:28,930 Canfield? 1019 01:03:29,264 --> 01:03:30,264 The blue jeans king? 1020 01:03:30,932 --> 01:03:31,932 Oliver lang. 1021 01:03:32,767 --> 01:03:33,767 Howard Preston. 1022 01:03:34,686 --> 01:03:36,846 You take their money and you brick them up, is that it? 1023 01:03:37,063 --> 01:03:38,063 - That's a lie! 1024 01:03:38,315 --> 01:03:39,315 - Nice watch. 1025 01:03:40,025 --> 01:03:41,234 Nice ring, too. 1026 01:03:41,568 --> 01:03:42,920 I got a hell of a hunch. If we wanted to, 1027 01:03:42,944 --> 01:03:45,298 we can trace them both back to those jewelry store hold-ups. 1028 01:03:45,322 --> 01:03:47,657 Give me that. 1029 01:03:47,991 --> 01:03:49,176 - When you resurrected those robbers, 1030 01:03:49,200 --> 01:03:50,200 you wanted to test 'em. 1031 01:03:50,410 --> 01:03:52,370 So you sent them out to do what they do best. 1032 01:03:52,704 --> 01:03:53,830 Rob something. 1033 01:03:54,164 --> 01:03:56,583 When I stumbled onto all this, you murdered me. 1034 01:03:56,916 --> 01:03:57,956 - Circumstantial evidence. 1035 01:03:58,126 --> 01:03:59,228 Wouldn't hold up in any court. 1036 01:03:59,252 --> 01:04:00,730 - I'm not waiting for any courts, mcnab. 1037 01:04:00,754 --> 01:04:01,754 - Roger, Roger! 1038 01:04:01,796 --> 01:04:03,131 I can help you. 1039 01:04:03,465 --> 01:04:05,216 - Like you helped randi James? 1040 01:04:09,929 --> 01:04:10,929 - Good evening, doctor. 1041 01:04:11,097 --> 01:04:13,117 - Well, it's about time. - Where the hell have you been? 1042 01:04:13,141 --> 01:04:14,341 This bastard almost killed me. 1043 01:04:14,559 --> 01:04:15,560 Give me my diamond ring. 1044 01:04:18,229 --> 01:04:20,106 You see, Roger, every job has its little perks. 1045 01:04:20,440 --> 01:04:22,525 It just takes a while to discover them. 1046 01:04:22,859 --> 01:04:24,503 - No amount of money is gonna make up for what happens 1047 01:04:24,527 --> 01:04:25,527 to you, mcnab. 1048 01:04:26,613 --> 01:04:27,113 Ah! 1049 01:04:27,447 --> 01:04:28,447 - It seems our detective 1050 01:04:28,490 --> 01:04:30,241 is in rather poor condition. 1051 01:04:30,575 --> 01:04:31,935 - Not as poor as you'll be, thule. 1052 01:04:32,243 --> 01:04:33,243 - Silence him. 1053 01:04:33,286 --> 01:04:34,286 -Ah! 1054 01:04:36,498 --> 01:04:37,498 - Thank you. 1055 01:04:38,792 --> 01:04:41,252 How do you wish this man killed? 1056 01:04:41,586 --> 01:04:43,189 - Roger, I've come to love you like a son. 1057 01:04:43,213 --> 01:04:45,340 You're honest, trustworthy, dependable 1058 01:04:45,673 --> 01:04:46,883 like a freakin' boy scout. 1059 01:04:51,429 --> 01:04:53,264 Ironic, isn't it, Roger? 1060 01:04:53,598 --> 01:04:55,358 You're gonna spend your last moments on earth 1061 01:04:55,392 --> 01:04:56,643 inches from freedom, 1062 01:04:56,976 --> 01:04:58,579 right here in front of the county morgue. 1063 01:04:58,603 --> 01:05:01,523 - For this very reason, doctor, we should waste no time. 1064 01:05:01,856 --> 01:05:03,084 - Yeah, yeah, put him in the Van. 1065 01:05:03,108 --> 01:05:04,234 Lock him to the side rail. 1066 01:05:11,074 --> 01:05:13,451 I hope you don't mind sharing the bed space. 1067 01:05:18,123 --> 01:05:19,643 Yes, I know it's a nuisance, but then, 1068 01:05:19,791 --> 01:05:21,835 smythers was always a nuisance. 1069 01:05:22,168 --> 01:05:23,753 - I'll send you to hell, mcnab. 1070 01:05:24,087 --> 01:05:25,463 You can't keep me here. 1071 01:05:26,756 --> 01:05:28,758 - This Van is lined in stainless steel. 1072 01:05:29,092 --> 01:05:31,553 Soundproof, in case you're thinking of calling for help. 1073 01:05:31,886 --> 01:05:34,389 It's custom-made, the perfect place to disintegrate, 1074 01:05:34,722 --> 01:05:38,768 which I figure will happen in precisely 45 minutes. 1075 01:05:39,102 --> 01:05:41,354 - Let's go, doctor, we're expected back at the lab. 1076 01:05:41,688 --> 01:05:43,773 - Yes, yes, get the door. 1077 01:05:44,107 --> 01:05:45,107 Get the door. 1078 01:05:45,316 --> 01:05:46,818 Happy trails, Roger. 1079 01:06:06,212 --> 01:06:08,840 - Well, Rebecca, I always thought we'd end up together, 1080 01:06:09,174 --> 01:06:10,425 but never like this. 1081 01:06:32,113 --> 01:06:33,113 Rebecca... 1082 01:06:35,825 --> 01:06:36,825 You and I... 1083 01:06:41,873 --> 01:06:42,873 Are going... 1084 01:06:44,501 --> 01:06:45,501 For a ride. 1085 01:07:15,740 --> 01:07:17,158 Oh, wow. 1086 01:07:17,492 --> 01:07:19,452 This is going to be great. 1087 01:07:39,222 --> 01:07:40,640 Holy shit! 1088 01:07:41,808 --> 01:07:42,809 - Whoa, yeah! 1089 01:08:12,964 --> 01:08:16,217 People, you've got to stay back. 1090 01:08:32,984 --> 01:08:34,444 - Jesus h. Christ. 1091 01:08:40,575 --> 01:08:41,575 - Take it easy, mister. 1092 01:08:41,826 --> 01:08:42,826 You're not well. 1093 01:08:49,584 --> 01:08:50,585 - Hold it. 1094 01:08:50,918 --> 01:08:52,211 That's far enough. 1095 01:08:58,718 --> 01:09:00,094 - Detective mortis, homicide. 1096 01:09:01,638 --> 01:09:03,640 - You're a cop? 1097 01:09:03,973 --> 01:09:04,973 - Surprise! 1098 01:09:07,393 --> 01:09:08,519 I need your gun, officer. 1099 01:09:18,029 --> 01:09:19,029 Thank you. 1100 01:09:43,680 --> 01:09:44,972 - Ladies and gentlemen. 1101 01:09:45,306 --> 01:09:47,517 Last week, all of us were shocked and saddened 1102 01:09:47,850 --> 01:09:52,105 by the news of the untimely death of Arthur p. Loudermilk. 1103 01:09:52,438 --> 01:09:54,399 I would like to take this opportunity 1104 01:09:54,732 --> 01:09:56,818 to review his many accomplishments. 1105 01:09:58,820 --> 01:10:00,071 But wait. 1106 01:10:00,405 --> 01:10:02,407 Why not let Arthur tell you himself? 1107 01:10:03,408 --> 01:10:07,120 Ladies and gentlemen, Arthur p. Loudermilk. 1108 01:10:12,542 --> 01:10:13,626 - Friends and associates, 1109 01:10:13,960 --> 01:10:16,629 how nice to see you again. 1110 01:10:16,963 --> 01:10:18,043 - I saw you buried, Arthur. 1111 01:10:18,172 --> 01:10:20,091 Damn it, I saw you buried. 1112 01:10:20,425 --> 01:10:23,177 - Oh, I'm afraid you have been misled, Walter. 1113 01:10:23,511 --> 01:10:27,390 The man in my grave is a volunteer. 1114 01:10:27,724 --> 01:10:30,351 Personally selected by Dr. Mcnab. 1115 01:10:31,978 --> 01:10:33,563 As you will see, ladies and gentlemen, 1116 01:10:33,896 --> 01:10:37,900 the demonstration that you're about to witness makes burial 1117 01:10:38,234 --> 01:10:40,611 somewhat unnecessary. 1118 01:10:54,333 --> 01:10:57,128 Did you become the world's largest jet manufacturer, 1119 01:10:57,462 --> 01:10:59,964 just so that you could leave your fortune to a wolf pack 1120 01:11:00,298 --> 01:11:01,758 of scavenging relatives? 1121 01:11:04,093 --> 01:11:05,303 Gertrude bellman. 1122 01:11:05,636 --> 01:11:07,430 Are you prepared to become a memorial plaque 1123 01:11:07,764 --> 01:11:10,475 on the cornerstone of a library building? 1124 01:11:10,808 --> 01:11:13,019 - We all die, Arthur. 1125 01:11:13,352 --> 01:11:15,980 - Rest assured, gertrude, that you can afford not to. 1126 01:11:17,356 --> 01:11:18,566 - How many of those rich bozos 1127 01:11:18,900 --> 01:11:20,735 do you suppose he's got in there tonight? 1128 01:11:21,986 --> 01:11:24,614 - Isn't it frustrating, all of that money, 1129 01:11:24,947 --> 01:11:28,659 all of that raw power, just within your grasp. 1130 01:11:28,993 --> 01:11:30,536 And then it's all gone, poof. 1131 01:11:30,870 --> 01:11:33,414 Suddenly, you're six foot under, 1132 01:11:33,748 --> 01:11:36,000 and the mob of money-grubbing nobodies are devouring all 1133 01:11:36,334 --> 01:11:40,546 that is yours, like rodents after a lump of cheese. 1134 01:11:40,880 --> 01:11:42,173 Isn't it sad? 1135 01:11:42,507 --> 01:11:44,592 Everybody dies, rich and poor. 1136 01:11:44,926 --> 01:11:47,178 Death doesn't discriminate. 1137 01:11:47,512 --> 01:11:48,596 At least, not until now. 1138 01:11:48,930 --> 01:11:50,014 This is ridiculous. 1139 01:11:50,348 --> 01:11:51,724 - Well, let's face it. 1140 01:11:53,184 --> 01:11:55,061 Poor people are supposed to die. 1141 01:11:55,394 --> 01:11:58,773 But the same rule doesn't apply to us, we're rich. 1142 01:11:59,106 --> 01:12:01,400 God wants us to live forever. 1143 01:12:01,734 --> 01:12:04,529 And even if he doesn't, we can always buy him off. 1144 01:12:06,197 --> 01:12:08,658 It'll cost all of you half of your fortune, 1145 01:12:08,991 --> 01:12:11,577 but you have forever to make it back. 1146 01:12:43,526 --> 01:12:45,278 Think of what I'm offering, sir. 1147 01:12:45,611 --> 01:12:46,654 Life without end. 1148 01:12:46,988 --> 01:12:49,115 Your personal savings compounded daily 1149 01:12:49,448 --> 01:12:52,243 for a million glorious years. 1150 01:12:52,577 --> 01:12:54,620 - What's your gimmick, Arthur? 1151 01:12:54,954 --> 01:12:55,454 - No gimmick. 1152 01:12:55,788 --> 01:12:56,873 Eternal life. 1153 01:12:57,206 --> 01:12:58,206 - Bullshit! 1154 01:12:58,457 --> 01:13:00,835 - Well, I know that it's absurd, impossible, 1155 01:13:01,168 --> 01:13:03,880 but aside from the proof of my being here, 1156 01:13:04,213 --> 01:13:07,216 I've planned for you a very graphic little demonstration. 1157 01:13:08,134 --> 01:13:11,888 This man has been dead for hours. 1158 01:13:12,221 --> 01:13:14,724 Come on, inspect him for yourself. 1159 01:13:21,898 --> 01:13:22,982 - Sit down. 1160 01:13:23,316 --> 01:13:24,585 - Well, now that you are satisfied 1161 01:13:24,609 --> 01:13:27,403 with this poor man's unfortunate condition, 1162 01:13:27,737 --> 01:13:31,574 I would like to treat you to a little product demonstration. 1163 01:13:32,617 --> 01:13:33,659 Dr. Mcnab, if you would. 1164 01:13:33,993 --> 01:13:34,993 - Of course. 1165 01:13:35,286 --> 01:13:36,537 - This model incorporates all 1166 01:13:36,871 --> 01:13:38,623 of our most advanced refinements. 1167 01:13:38,956 --> 01:13:43,753 The first to afford eternal life without any limitations. 1168 01:14:53,864 --> 01:14:55,408 - That's okay, don't get up. 1169 01:14:58,828 --> 01:15:00,121 - Get him, get him, get him! 1170 01:15:11,632 --> 01:15:13,259 - I told you not to get up. 1171 01:15:54,550 --> 01:15:55,550 - What do you want? 1172 01:15:55,801 --> 01:15:56,801 - Not you, old man. 1173 01:15:57,762 --> 01:15:58,387 I want him. 1174 01:15:58,721 --> 01:16:00,264 You're dead, mcnab. 1175 01:16:00,598 --> 01:16:02,141 You're even deader than I am. 1176 01:16:02,475 --> 01:16:03,475 - Oh, I don't think so. 1177 01:16:05,603 --> 01:16:06,603 - Doug. 1178 01:16:11,400 --> 01:16:13,235 Doug, you're alive. 1179 01:16:13,569 --> 01:16:15,449 - He can't understand a word you've said, Roger. 1180 01:16:15,780 --> 01:16:17,573 He's been brain-dead too long. 1181 01:16:17,907 --> 01:16:20,910 Which means that he's mindless and totally obedient. 1182 01:16:21,911 --> 01:16:23,704 Kill this guy, would you? 1183 01:16:24,038 --> 01:16:25,414 - Kill this guy, would you? 1184 01:16:26,457 --> 01:16:27,457 - Now, Doug, stop. 1185 01:16:27,500 --> 01:16:28,000 Doug, it's me. 1186 01:16:28,334 --> 01:16:28,959 It's me, Roger. 1187 01:16:29,293 --> 01:16:30,544 - Kill this guy, would you? 1188 01:16:30,878 --> 01:16:32,630 - Doug. Doug, don't... - Kill this guy... 1189 01:16:32,963 --> 01:16:34,548 - Doug... - Would you? 1190 01:16:37,927 --> 01:16:39,220 - Hey, Doug, do you realize 1191 01:16:39,553 --> 01:16:41,555 that we both have the same death day? 1192 01:16:41,889 --> 01:16:42,389 Doug, you know what we could do? 1193 01:16:42,723 --> 01:16:44,043 We could throw a death day party. 1194 01:16:44,225 --> 01:16:46,310 We can invite all our friends, get really ripped. 1195 01:16:46,644 --> 01:16:48,687 - Well, do something. 1196 01:16:49,021 --> 01:16:49,647 - Kill him! 1197 01:16:49,980 --> 01:16:52,191 Kill him, you brain-dead son of a bitch. 1198 01:16:52,525 --> 01:16:53,567 - Doug. 1199 01:16:53,901 --> 01:16:55,194 Remember the lipstick. 1200 01:16:55,528 --> 01:16:56,528 Mulberry wine. 1201 01:16:57,404 --> 01:16:58,697 Brings out my eyes. 1202 01:17:00,574 --> 01:17:02,868 - Roger? 1203 01:17:03,202 --> 01:17:04,202 Roger! 1204 01:17:07,373 --> 01:17:08,373 - Hi, Doug. 1205 01:17:08,541 --> 01:17:09,583 Welcome to zombie land. 1206 01:17:13,587 --> 01:17:16,465 - Roger, he said I should... 1207 01:17:17,883 --> 01:17:19,343 He said I should hurt you. 1208 01:17:21,428 --> 01:17:23,264 But I'm gonna hurt him. 1209 01:17:25,432 --> 01:17:26,725 - Kill that guy, would you? 1210 01:17:28,144 --> 01:17:29,144 - Oh, no. 1211 01:17:37,027 --> 01:17:38,027 - Kill him. 1212 01:17:38,320 --> 01:17:40,114 Why can't you kill him? 1213 01:17:40,447 --> 01:17:41,991 - Shut up, you old fart! 1214 01:17:51,167 --> 01:17:53,878 Oh, no, you bastards aren't gonna take me. 1215 01:17:56,589 --> 01:17:57,590 - You cheated me. 1216 01:17:59,884 --> 01:18:02,344 Goddamn you, mcnab, you cheated me! 1217 01:18:03,971 --> 01:18:04,971 - It's over, rog. 1218 01:18:05,222 --> 01:18:06,222 Forget it, man. 1219 01:18:10,269 --> 01:18:11,269 - Not just yet. 1220 01:18:39,340 --> 01:18:40,340 Hi, doc. 1221 01:18:40,591 --> 01:18:41,631 You wanna see what happens 1222 01:18:41,842 --> 01:18:44,011 when you resurrect somebody twice? 1223 01:18:44,345 --> 01:18:45,345 - Not really. 1224 01:18:59,193 --> 01:19:00,193 - No, wait. 1225 01:19:00,486 --> 01:19:03,072 Save the machine, it's short-circuiting. 1226 01:19:03,405 --> 01:19:06,200 We can fix it, I can make you normal again. 1227 01:19:06,533 --> 01:19:07,533 Immortal. 1228 01:19:08,452 --> 01:19:09,828 I'll give you anything you want. 1229 01:19:10,162 --> 01:19:12,081 Money, power, eternal life. 1230 01:19:12,414 --> 01:19:15,376 Riches beyond your wildest dreams. 1231 01:19:15,709 --> 01:19:17,336 Just save the machine. 1232 01:19:29,974 --> 01:19:30,599 No! 1233 01:19:30,933 --> 01:19:31,433 No! 1234 01:19:31,767 --> 01:19:32,767 Stop! 1235 01:19:34,770 --> 01:19:35,396 Wait! 1236 01:19:35,729 --> 01:19:37,982 Wait, you don't have to do that. 1237 01:19:38,315 --> 01:19:39,608 You'll live forever. 1238 01:19:39,942 --> 01:19:40,942 Forever! 1239 01:19:44,863 --> 01:19:46,991 - Man, Roger, you are a mess. 1240 01:19:47,324 --> 01:19:48,802 I've seen meatloaf that looks better than you. 1241 01:19:48,826 --> 01:19:49,952 - Well, you're not exactly 1242 01:19:50,286 --> 01:19:52,246 a forest lawn poster child yourself, Doug. 1243 01:19:53,163 --> 01:19:56,041 Hey, we really trashed their ass, didn't we? 1244 01:19:56,375 --> 01:19:57,376 - That's "asses," Roger. 1245 01:19:58,669 --> 01:20:01,297 Hey, rog, do you think we'll be reincarnated? 1246 01:20:01,630 --> 01:20:02,715 - As what? - I don't know. 1247 01:20:03,048 --> 01:20:04,859 Maybe you get a choice, you can be whatever you want. 1248 01:20:04,883 --> 01:20:06,361 Oh, you mean like a statesman, 1249 01:20:06,385 --> 01:20:08,345 or a president, or a prize-winning novelist? 1250 01:20:08,679 --> 01:20:10,407 Personally, I'd like to come back as the seat 1251 01:20:10,431 --> 01:20:11,557 on a girl's bike. 1252 01:20:11,890 --> 01:20:13,410 Now that is truly inspiring. 1253 01:20:13,726 --> 01:20:15,894 - Thank you. - You know, Doug? 1254 01:20:16,228 --> 01:20:16,854 What's that? 1255 01:20:17,187 --> 01:20:19,374 This could be the end of a beautiful friendship. 1256 01:20:23,736 --> 01:20:26,697 .P just an ordinary guy .r 1257 01:20:27,031 --> 01:20:30,326 .p on just another day .r 1258 01:20:30,659 --> 01:20:32,911 .p cruising down that road .r 1259 01:20:33,245 --> 01:20:36,749 I nothin' standing in your way I 1260 01:20:37,082 --> 01:20:40,377 .p better open up your eyes .r 1261 01:20:40,711 --> 01:20:43,630 .p there's danger right behind .r 1262 01:20:43,964 --> 01:20:46,425 .p and if you don't move fast .r 1263 01:20:46,759 --> 01:20:50,179 .p you'll never see the finish line .r 1264 01:20:50,512 --> 01:20:53,223 .p it's a dead heat .r 1265 01:20:53,557 --> 01:20:57,436 .p in a race against time .r 1266 01:20:57,770 --> 01:20:59,897 .p you don't wanna cash it in .r 1267 01:21:00,230 --> 01:21:03,484 I with your life on the line I 1268 01:21:03,817 --> 01:21:06,695 I you're in a dead heat I 1269 01:21:07,029 --> 01:21:11,075 I and it's too close to call I 1270 01:21:11,408 --> 01:21:13,619 I if you don't get there first I 1271 01:21:13,952 --> 01:21:16,455 I you won't get there at all I 1272 01:21:16,789 --> 01:21:18,749 I you're running in a dead heat I 1273 01:21:19,083 --> 01:21:20,083 I dead heat I 1274 01:21:20,167 --> 01:21:24,922 I dead heat I 1275 01:21:25,255 --> 01:21:26,632 I dead heat I 1276 01:21:26,965 --> 01:21:31,470 I dead heat I 1277 01:21:31,804 --> 01:21:35,015 I not an exit on the road I 1278 01:21:35,349 --> 01:21:38,143 I you got no place to hide I 1279 01:21:38,477 --> 01:21:40,896 I but if you crash and burn I 1280 01:21:41,230 --> 01:21:44,817 I at least you might enjoy the ride I 1281 01:21:45,150 --> 01:21:48,570 I so push the middle to the red I 1282 01:21:48,904 --> 01:21:51,824 I and watch the world go by I 1283 01:21:52,157 --> 01:21:54,701 I you know you can't slow down I 1284 01:21:55,035 --> 01:21:58,205 I you either speed it up or die I 1285 01:21:58,539 --> 01:22:01,458 I you're in a dead heat I 1286 01:22:01,792 --> 01:22:05,796 I and you're gettin' some ground I 1287 01:22:06,130 --> 01:22:08,298 I the debtor is closin' fast I 1288 01:22:08,632 --> 01:22:12,010 I better not turn around I 1289 01:22:12,344 --> 01:22:15,055 I it's a dead heat I 1290 01:22:15,389 --> 01:22:19,476 I but no on really cares I 1291 01:22:19,810 --> 01:22:24,523 I nobody said that life was gonna be fair I 1292 01:22:24,857 --> 01:22:26,817 I keep running in a dead heat I 1293 01:22:27,151 --> 01:22:28,569 I dead heat I 1294 01:22:28,902 --> 01:22:31,488 I dead heat I 1295 01:22:31,822 --> 01:22:33,407 I keep running in a dead heat I 1296 01:22:33,740 --> 01:22:34,908 I dead heat I 1297 01:22:35,242 --> 01:22:38,495 I dead heat I 1298 01:22:38,829 --> 01:22:40,205 I running in a dead heat I 1299 01:22:40,539 --> 01:22:41,957 I dead heat I 1300 01:22:42,291 --> 01:22:45,878 I dead heat I 1301 01:22:46,211 --> 01:22:47,211 I in a dead heat I 1302 01:22:47,421 --> 01:22:48,672 I dead heat I 1303 01:22:49,006 --> 01:22:52,968 I dead heat I 1304 01:22:53,302 --> 01:22:55,846 I in a dead heat I 1305 01:23:20,996 --> 01:23:23,499 I it's a dead heat I 1306 01:23:23,832 --> 01:23:28,253 I in a race against time I 1307 01:23:28,587 --> 01:23:33,383 I you're gonna cash it in with your life on the line I 84618