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Ross:
Okay, here's his diaper bag...
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And his, uh, Mr. Winky. Ha, ha.
Susan: Ha, ha.
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And, uh...
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- How did everything go?
- Ross: Great.
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There was a projectile, uh...
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Throwing up incident,
but he started it.
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- Ha, ha. We've gotta go.
- Okay.
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Oh, right. Um...
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I've got some news. It's about us.
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- Oh, you and me?
- Uh, no. Susan and me.
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The other "us."
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Okay.
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We're getting married.
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As in, "I now pronounce you
wife and wife" married?
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We'd like you to come.
We understand if you don't want to.
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Why wouldn't I want to come?
I had fun at the first wedding.
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I just thought that...
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Why shouldn't I be happy for you?
What would it say about me...
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If I couldn't, uh, revel in yourjoy?
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And I'm reveling, baby. Believe me.
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Is your finger caught in that chair?
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-Want us to go? —uh—huh.
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Marlena: You're clearly
bothered by something. Tell me what it is.
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This is cool.
You're actually on television.
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I know.
It really hit me last night.
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I'm on days of our lives.
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Then I started thinking about us,
and how these are the days of our lives.
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- Yes!
- What?
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Carol and Susan's caterer
had a bike accident...
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And she's in a full-body cast.
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Yes!
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They asked me, which is cool
since I've never catered...
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And I need the money.
Is this a problem?
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- Would it matter?
- You're so great!
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Thank you!
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- You're really not going?
- I'm really not.
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They already live together.
Why do they need to get married?
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They love each other.
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They wanna celebrate that love
with the people close to them.
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If you wanna call that a reason.
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Who's the bitterest man
in the living room?
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The bitterest man
in the living room?
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Hi, neighbor.
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- I thought you were over this.
- That has nothing to do with it.
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If she were marrying a guy,
you wouldn't expect me to go.
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If she were marrying a guy,
she'd be the worst lesbian ever.
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Did I miss it?
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No, I'm on right after this guy
shoots himself.
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Whoa, she's pretty.
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And she's really nice.
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She taught me about
how to work with the cameras...
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And smell-the-fart acting.
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Rachel: I'm sorry, what?
Ross: Excuse me?
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You got so many lines
to learn so fast that sometimes...
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You need a minute
to remember your next one.
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So while you're thinking...
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You take this big pause
where you look all intense.
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All: Oh. Chandler: Okay.
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Here's my scene! Here's my scene!
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- Mrs. Wallace?
- Yes.
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I'm Dr. Drake ramoray,
your sister's neurosurgeon.
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Woman:
Is she going to be all right?
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I'm afraid the situation
is much more dire than we 'd expected.
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Your sister's suffering from a...
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Subcranial hematoma.
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Perhaps we can
discuss this further over coffee.
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Nice!
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For a minute, I thought you were
actually smelling something.
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Ross: Do it again!
Monica: All right!
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Chandler: That was so good!
Ross: Do it again.
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"Damn it, braverman!
It's right there on the chart!"
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I gotta get to work.
I got a big dinosaur bone to inspect.
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No, that's me.
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Oh, right.
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Ross: Oh. Chandler: Oh.
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Oh, thanks. Couldn't, uh...
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Is everything okay?
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Um, no. Uh-uh. Um...
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One of my clients died
on the massage table today.
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Oh, my god.
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That's a little more relaxed
than you want them to get.
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Yeah, uh-huh.
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Um, she was, you know,
82 years old...
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And her name was, um,
Mrs. Adelman.
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Oh, honey.
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It's just so strange. You know...
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She probably woke up
this morning and thought...
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I'll have some breakfast,
take a walk, then have my massage.
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Little did she know god thought,
"okay, but that's it."
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Oh, but the weirdest thing was...
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I was cleansing her aura
when it happened.
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And when her spirit
left her body...
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I don't think it went very far.
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What do you mean?
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I think it went into me.
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This is so hard.
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I can't decide
between lamb or duck.
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Well, lambs are scarier.
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Or the movie would've been called
silence of the ducks.
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Okay, who ordered what?
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I had the half-drunk cappuccino
with the lipstick on the rim.
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And this with the cigarette
butt in it, is that decaf?
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Oh, god.
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You're so uptight
about your mom coming.
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I know. I just don't want
her to think that because...
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I didn't marry Barry
my life is crap.
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Talk about crap,
just listen to Stella neidman...
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Tell her story about rod steiger
for the hundredth time.
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Uh, pheebs? How long do you think
this lady will be with us?
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I don't know. She obviously
has some unfinished business.
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Sit up!
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There she is!
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Mom! Sandra: Hey, sweetie!
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So this is where you work!
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Oh, it's wonderful!
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Is it a living room?
Is it a restaurant? Who can tell?
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I guess that's the fun.
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Pretty much.
Here, meet my friends.
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Monica! You look gorgeous!
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Oh, my! The last time I saw you,
it was eat or be eaten.
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Uh, this is Joey.
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This is Chandler.
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You remember Ross?
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- Oh, hello, Ross.
- Hi, Mrs. Green.
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What do you think of my
daughter, in the apron...
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With the big job!
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Oh, mom!
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If you didn't pour the coffee,
no one would have anything to drink.
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Believe me, sometimes that happens.
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This is just so exciting!
You know, I never worked.
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I went from my father's house
to the sorority house...
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To my husband's house.
I am just so proud of you!
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Really?
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I know who you remind me of.
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Evelyn durmer.
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That's before the lousy face-lift.
Now she looks like soupy sales.
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Pheebs? Ha, ha. Who's Evelyn durmer?
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I don't know. Who's soupy sales?
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Sandra: Oh, my god!
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There's an unattractive
nude man playing the cello.
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Just be glad he's not playing
a smaller instrument.
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You have some life here, sweetie!
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Mom, I realize you were upset
when I didn't marry Barry...
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And get the house in the suburbs
with all the security.
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This is just
so much better for me.
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I know.
You didn't love Barry, honey.
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And I've never seen you this happy.
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I look at you and I think,
"this is what I want."
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For me.
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Well, not just for you.
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What do you mean?
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I'm, uh, considering leaving your father.
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All right, tell me
if this is too cute.
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Lesbian wedding, chicken breasts.
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Oh, god. I think I'm gonna be sick.
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What? It's not like I'm putting
little nipples on them.
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- You had no idea?
- None.
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They didn't fight?
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No, they didn't even
talk to each other.
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How was I suppose to know
they were having problems?
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You know, in my day,
divorce was not an option.
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Hey, look who's up!
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I just can't believe this is happening.
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When I was little,
all parents got divorced.
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I figured as an adult,
I wouldn't have to worry about it.
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Can't you look at this as flattering?
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She just wants to be like you.
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Well, couldn't she have just
copied my haircut?
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When my parents divorced,
they sent me to a shrink...
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And she told me
that kids blame themselves.
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But in your case,
it's actually kind of true.
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Oh, that's him.
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Damn. My mail-order
grandfather hasn't come yet.
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- Phoebe?
- Hi, Mr. Adelman.
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- Nice to see you.
- Thanks for coming.
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That's okay. Although you did
cut into my busy day of sitting.
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Um, do you wanna sit?
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No, I spent most of my morning
trying to stand up.
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What can I do for you, my dear?
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Okay, I don't know how
to say this, but, um...
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I think when your wife's spirit
left her body...
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It, um, kind of stuck around...
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In me.
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You're saying my wife is in you?
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Yeah. You don't have to
believe me, but...
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Um, can you think of
any unfinished business she had?
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Any reason to hang around?
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I don't know what to say.
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All I can think of is that...
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She used to say that before she died,
she wanted to see everything.
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- Everything?
- Everything.
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Whoa. That's a lot of stuff.
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Oh, wait, I...
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I remember she also said she wanted
to sleep with me one last time.
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I'm sorry.
There's laughing in my head.
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Worth a shot, huh?
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Sandra: Ha, ha. Look at this.
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These are all Halloween,
three years ago.
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Oh, and look, here's Barry.
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He came straight from the office?
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Oh, no. That was his costume.
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See, he's actually an orthodontist,
but he came as a regular dentist.
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Um, you guys?
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Remember when I said
that I don't need your help?
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Actually, I think you said:
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"Don't touch that
and get out of my kitchen."
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Really? Weird. Anyway...
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I planned really well.
I planned and planned.
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I just didn't plan enough time to do it.
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- You want some help?
- If you want.
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Hey. Monica: Hey.
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What a day.
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I took her everywhere.
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The museum of modern art,
rockefeller center...
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The statue of Liberty.
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She's still with you?
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Yes. I guess she hasn't
seen everything yet.
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Be right back. She has to go
to the bathroom again.
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Such a pretty face!
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Oh, this is so much fun.
Just the girls.
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Do you know what we should do?
Does anybody have any marijuana?
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God!
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Look, no one's smoking pot
around all this food.
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Well, that's fine.
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I never did it. I just thought I might.
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What's new in sex?
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What's new in sex?
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The only man I've been with
is your father.
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I'm dicing. I'm dicing.
I don't hear anything.
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This is no offense to your dad,
but I was thinking...
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There might be more.
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You know what? I cannot
have this conversation with you.
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All right.
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You come here and drop this bomb on me
before you even tell daddy.
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Do you want my blessing?
Want me to talk you out of it?
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Then what do you want?
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I guess I figured
you would understand.
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Why on earth
would I understand this?
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You didn't marry your Barry, honey.
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But I married mine.
241
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We're in trouble. We've only got
12 hours and 36 minutes left.
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Move, move, move!
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I feel like you should
have German subtitles.
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Joey, speed it up!
245
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I'm sorry! It's the pigs!
They're reluctant to get in the blanket!
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00:15:12,203 --> 00:15:15,456
How did this happen?
I thought you had this planned out.
247
00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:17,750
Do you want me to cry?
248
00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:20,795
Is that what you want?
249
00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:22,880
Do you wanna see me cry?
250
00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:24,507
Sir, no, sir!
251
00:15:28,219 --> 00:15:29,262
All right, you!
252
00:15:29,512 --> 00:15:33,224
No. Look, I told you,
I am not a part of this thing.
253
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:37,812
Look, Ross. I know you have issues with
Carol and Susan, and I feel for you.
254
00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:41,107
But if you don't help,
I'm gonna take those hot dogs...
255
00:15:41,315 --> 00:15:44,235
And create an appetizer
called "pigs in Ross."
256
00:15:45,403 --> 00:15:46,821
All right, ball a melon!
257
00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:50,158
How come I'm stuck dicing
when he gets to ball a melon?
258
00:15:55,538 --> 00:15:58,207
- How's it going?
- Great! Right on schedule.
259
00:15:58,499 --> 00:15:59,667
Got my happy helpers.
260
00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:03,880
That's fine. Whatever.
261
00:16:04,839 --> 00:16:05,882
What's wrong?
262
00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:07,091
Nothing.
263
00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:12,388
Okay, everything.
I think we're calling off the wedding.
264
00:16:13,431 --> 00:16:15,725
You're still gonna pay me, right?
265
00:16:17,602 --> 00:16:20,229
Or something a little less selfish.
266
00:16:20,438 --> 00:16:22,398
What's the matter? What happened?
267
00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:25,526
My parents called to say
they weren't coming.
268
00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:29,530
I knew they were
having trouble with this, but...
269
00:16:29,739 --> 00:16:33,242
They're my parents.
They're supposed to give me away.
270
00:16:34,285 --> 00:16:38,080
Susan and I fought because
I said maybe we should call it off.
271
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:41,292
She said, "this isn't for them.
It's for us."
272
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:44,921
And if I couldn't see that,
we should cancel the wedding.
273
00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:47,089
I don't know what to do.
274
00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:52,970
I, uh, can't believe I'm gonna say this,
but I think Susan's right.
275
00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:54,805
You do?
276
00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:59,810
Do you love her? And don't be
too emphatic about this.
277
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,064
Of course I do.
278
00:17:03,314 --> 00:17:04,899
Well then, that's it.
279
00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:09,237
If George and Adelaide can't
accept that, then the hell with them.
280
00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:13,574
If my parents didn't want me
to marry you...
281
00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:15,743
No way that would've stopped me.
282
00:17:17,495 --> 00:17:18,996
Look, this is your wedding.
283
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,082
Do it.
284
00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:26,420
You're right. Of course you're right.
285
00:17:26,796 --> 00:17:28,005
So we're back on?
286
00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:29,757
We're back on.
287
00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:32,885
You heard the woman!
Peel! Chop! Devil!
288
00:17:34,971 --> 00:17:37,265
Can't believe I lost two minutes.
289
00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:49,610
It just seems so futile.
290
00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:53,531
You know?
All these women, and nothing!
291
00:17:56,117 --> 00:17:59,453
I feel like Superman
without my powers, you know?
292
00:18:00,371 --> 00:18:03,958
I have the cape, and yet I cannot fly.
293
00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:09,589
Well, now you understand
how I feel every single day.
294
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:14,051
The world is my lesbian wedding.
295
00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:26,564
Butterscotch?
296
00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:29,191
No one?
297
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:32,111
All right, you'll be sorry later.
298
00:18:40,995 --> 00:18:42,455
All:
299
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:08,606
- Thank you.
- Anytime.
300
00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:13,277
Ross.
301
00:19:18,199 --> 00:19:20,117
Nothing makes god happier...
302
00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:24,080
Than when two people, any two people,
come together in love.
303
00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:27,750
Friends, family,
we're gathered here today...
304
00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:30,544
To join Carol and Susan
in holy matrimony.
305
00:19:30,795 --> 00:19:32,129
Oh, my god.
306
00:19:32,463 --> 00:19:34,674
Now I've seen everything!
307
00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:39,512
Whoa, she's gone.
308
00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:40,721
She's gone.
309
00:19:40,888 --> 00:19:41,931
She's gone.
310
00:19:42,139 --> 00:19:44,684
Go ahead, get married. Go, go!
311
00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:51,941
Strangers in the night
exchanging glances
312
00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:53,943
wondering in the night
313
00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:55,486
Monica: Would you look at them?
314
00:19:55,736 --> 00:19:58,114
Yeah. Can't help but.
315
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:06,580
How's that pig-in-the-blanket
working out for you?
316
00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:09,709
I wrapped those bad boys.
317
00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:13,671
- I miss Rose.
- Oh, yeah?
318
00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:18,718
I know it's kind of weird,
but she was a big part of my life...
319
00:20:18,968 --> 00:20:20,678
I don't know, I feel alone.
320
00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:26,308
You know, I, uh, couldn't help
overhearing what you just said.
321
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:31,605
I think it's time you forget about Rose,
move on with your life.
322
00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:33,524
How about we get you a drink?
323
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:35,484
Okay. So nice!
324
00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:46,620
I shouldn't even bother
coming up with a line, right?
325
00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:51,250
Rachel: Hey, mom, having fun?
326
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:56,213
Am I! I just danced
with a wonderfully large woman.
327
00:20:57,089 --> 00:21:00,551
And three other girls
made eyes at me over at the buffet.
328
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:03,345
I'm not saying
it's something I wanna pursue...
329
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:05,806
But it's nice to know I have options.
330
00:21:08,184 --> 00:21:10,811
Ahem, there's more alcohol, right?
331
00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:17,067
How you doing?
332
00:21:17,985 --> 00:21:19,153
Okay.
333
00:21:20,821 --> 00:21:22,907
You did a good thing today.
334
00:21:27,828 --> 00:21:28,871
You wanna dance?
335
00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:31,248
No, that's fine.
336
00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:33,209
Come on.
337
00:21:33,751 --> 00:21:35,628
I'll let you lead.
338
00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:40,800
Okay.
339
00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:55,898
Look, penis, schmenis!
340
00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:57,942
Okay? We're all people.
341
00:22:08,369 --> 00:22:11,997
Which one of us is gonna be
the first one to get married?
342
00:22:12,498 --> 00:22:14,124
Mon, I was married.
343
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:17,211
- Yeah, me too, technically.
- I had a wedding.
344
00:22:17,419 --> 00:22:19,839
Just trying to start a discussion.
345
00:22:20,631 --> 00:22:24,260
Which one do you think
will be the last to get married?
346
00:22:28,806 --> 00:22:30,140
Isn't Ben in this?
347
00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:32,226
-Of course! —absolutely.
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