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Oh, shit.
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Says here, "The large intestine should
be placed before the small intestine."
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Of course. That is the
order of intestines.
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Well, that would explain why
my monster cannot digest corn.
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I'm gonna have to open
the brute up again.
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Please, no more cutting.
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Oh, no, no, sorry. I
wasn't talking about you.
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I was talking about another
shambolic monstrosity.
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Uh-huh.
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What the shit was that?
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- It sounded bad.
- Really bad.
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Where is it coming from?
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It sounded like it
came from out here.
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- No!
- It's coming from Sean's house.
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Seanie!
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Leap into the
air. We're coming, Seanie!
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This way.
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Yes.
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Oh, yes! Oh,
yeah!
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What the blazes? We
need to help him. Come on.
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Shit.
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We're coming in, Sean.
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Thank you. Sean!
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- What are you doing? That's a foul!
- Fucking beads.
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Clean the boards! Clean the
boards! There you go! That a boy!
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- Why? Why would you do that?
- Is he drunk?
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Sean's always drunk.
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This is far more serious. Ecstatic
one minute, distraught the next.
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And he's wrestling with
control of his body.
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I've seen this before.
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Yes, I've seen this before too.
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Sean is possessed by a demon.
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Oh, I thought you meant you'd
seen Sean's basement before.
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A demon is a malevolent spirit
from the underworld in search
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of a human body to inhabit.
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And if it's not swiftly expelled, it
can obliterate a human soul entirely.
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Basically, it's
just like a red guy.
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Sometimes with
horns, sometimes not.
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And one of these red
bastards penetrated Sean,
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which I will not tolerate.
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- Whatever you do, do not make eye contact.
- Yes. Sorry.
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Not with me, you idiot. With Sean.
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- Hey, Seanie!
- Go! Get us under!
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I can't take it. I'm going
to Diane's until this is over!
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You cannot abandon Sean
in his hour of need.
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Laszlo, this is ridiculous. Every
year with his March Madness.
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Come on!
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I had not heard of
this "March Madness" before.
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Throughout time, humans have
confused demonic possession
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with seasonal mental illness.
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Like when a frost ghoul poisons your
soul and they call it the "winter blahs."
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Exactly that.
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- God!
- We should put him out of his misery.
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What the fuck are
you doing, Nandor?
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That's Seanie. He's our friend.
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Every fucking year!
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The demon is expelling his
life force from within.
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Fucking hell.
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♪ Don't sing If you
want to live long ♪
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♪ They have no use
For your song ♪
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♪ You're dead You're
dead, you're dead ♪
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♪ You're dead And
out of this world ♪
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♪ Now your hope and
compassion Is gone ♪
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♪ You've sold out your
dream To the world ♪
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♪ Stay dead Stay
dead, stay dead ♪
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♪ You're dead And
out of this world ♪
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So, yeah, since I've never
worked in an office before,
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I guess I didn't know how important
it was to have an office identity.
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For example, there's
Jimmy and Raj.
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- They're the office sports guys.
- This is for you.
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There's Danny,
who's the office barefoot guy.
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Oh, and Marla, her whole thing
is being the office dog lady,
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which is awesome 'cause I love when Marla
brings her dog and it pisses everywhere.
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So, yeah, I'm just a little worried
that I don't have an office identity.
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Can you give me
a second, please?
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Colin. Colin! Colin!
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- Yeah. Hey.
- I don't understand.
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Why do you have a leaf blower?
There are no leaves on the ground.
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Well, not yet there aren't.
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Do you think you could
give us, like, two minutes?
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- Yeah. Okay.
- Thank you.
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Yeah.
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Sorry about that.
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So, yeah, I'm just
a little concerned
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that I might not have an
office identity whatsoever.
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Are you kidding?
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- That's not good. That ain't good at all.
- Geez.
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How about office crossword guy?
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No, that's taken.
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Office hot guy?
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No, taken by Jacob.
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Office not hot guy
but has a hot wife.
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Maybe it's not that big
of a deal. It's fine.
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No, trust me, it's a big deal.
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I've literally worked in
137 different offices.
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It definitely is a big deal.
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How about, and I don't think you
could pull this off, office funny guy?
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- You got one of those?
- Unfortunately, we do.
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It all sort of happened
by an accident, really.
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- Cannon Capital Strategies.
- Cannon Capital Strategies.
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A phone rang and then
I saw the banana,
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and I did this thing where I
pretended the banana was the phone.
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- Yes, I'll connect you.
- Yes, I'll connect you.
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I can't believe no one has
ever thought of it before.
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Yes, that offer
is very appealing.
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My coworker Lisa,
she totally gets me.
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- Lisa, I'm conferencing you in.
- Oh.
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She's like the
Louise to my Thelma.
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If that movie was
a banana comedy.
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Lisa, it's your nana.
She's dying. Aw.
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- Ring, ring.
- It's enough!
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Lisa, this thing
won't stop ringing.
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- It's driving me bananas.
- Okay!
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She's loving it.
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- Also, look, it's a gun.
- Stop it.
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So, long story short, I guess
I'm the office funny girl.
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That is good.
Okay, pivoting.
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How about, and please don't
take this the wrong way,
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office Mexican guy?
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- That's borderline racist.
- Okay. Sorry.
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And, yes, I looked into it,
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but Jose in compliance has
that cerrado.
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Office gay?
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No, that's taken. Same guy.
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Office slut?
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- This guy is multitalented.
- Okay. Just give me a couple minutes.
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Can you turn that off?
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It helps me think. I
just need two minutes.
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Yes. Come to me. Yes.
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Any chance you
could speed this up?
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Oh, I'm sorry. Am
I going too slow?
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Maybe it's 'cause I'm exhausted
working around the clock with Jerry.
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Jerry. What, are you guys, like,
boyfriend and girlfriend now?
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- What?
- Or just, like, friends with benefits?
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That's what I'm hearing anyway.
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He's working on his plans
to take over North America.
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Working on his plan to take
over your underwear, more like.
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What say we get on with
the business at hand
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and summon the fucking demon?
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Um...
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Sorry,
I got a question.
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- Yes?
- Do we repeat after you...
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No. What I need you to
do is just focus on hell.
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- Yes.
- Get on with it, please.
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All right.
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The best way to expel a demon
is to summon a bigger demon
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to then scare the fucking hell
out of the existing demon.
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Everyone knows that.
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Hello.
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I have prowled
the depths of the underworld
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for nigh on an eternity
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waiting to be summoned back to
sow fear and chaos once again.
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- Welcome, evil one.
- What season is it?
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It is spring, o dark one.
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Uh, real quick, what
month specifically?
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March, man of the nether region.
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It's-It's March?
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- Yes.
- Oh, yes. Delicious.
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And, uh, which of
these college squads
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got their tickets punched to
the NCAA's Big Dance this year?
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He's looking at me. I haven't got
a clue what he's talking about.
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- Any Cinderella stories...
- What?
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Vying for a chance
in the sweet 16?
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I think this demon is really into
college basketball for some reason.
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- You guys didn't fill out your brackets?
- What have you summoned?
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I don't know how this happened.
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The game's on here.
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They play basketball in college?
What about their studies?
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Get your head in
the game. Let's go!
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Let us go, indeed.
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This young squad from Gonzaga
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is about to have their character
put to the ultimate test,
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especially 'cause they
don't have a big man.
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They can't really
effectively punch it down low
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- like UConn and Purdue, so...
- Uh-oh.
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You're sure you can't see the
outline of my dick in these pants?
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- Like, bro, it's right there.
- So, you can't see it?
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- No. I don't see it. It's fine.
- I want people to see it.
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Then, yeah. You can see
it. Anyone can see it.
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- Fuck these pants.
- You got basketball tonight?
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You know it, baby. Bring
on the first-aid kit.
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Shit. What're you doing here?
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Well, I realized I can't really
help you with your identity crisis
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without being boots
on the ground.
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No. It's fine. It's
not that big of a deal.
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No, actually it is a huge deal.
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If you don't make a splash,
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you're just gonna be another
anonymous name on a list
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of expendable shit-munching
drones when the layoffs come.
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- What layoffs?
- They're not gonna lay off
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Bobblehead Mike over there.
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That's
not even his name.
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Oh, really? What
is his name, then?
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- Bobblehead Kyle.
- Exactly.
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All right. You just hang tight here.
I'm gonna get the lay of the land.
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What do people even
think you do here?
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They think I'm one of those HR guys
that walks around telling people
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not to talk about
tits and ass at work,
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but I do it in a
fun, irreverent way.
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Hello. Wanna hear a joke?
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Second-chance points. You gotta
limit the second-chance points!
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Ah, yes. Second chance.
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A mere offensive rebound,
and fate begins anew.
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Why the fuck are you telling me?
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Get over there and scare
the demon out of Sean.
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Yeah, I'm getting there. But, I mean,
if they don't box out, this game's over.
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- Oh, beautiful pass.
- Beautiful pass.
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- That's what I'm talking about.
- Nice! Good D. Solid.
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- Yeah, very nice.
- Appreciate that.
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- And down it goes...
- Oh!
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He's just watching
the fucking...
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- Oy, demon guy. Get the fuck on with it.
- Yeah.
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All right.
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Give me a minute, Charmaine!
This thing's down to the wire!
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- What was that? Do it louder.
- All right.
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- Charmaine, give me a goddamn minute!
- All right. That's it.
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All right, Mr. Demon Guy, you can
get up and go back to the underworld.
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A message arises
from the depths of the sports center,
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harbingering grim news
about the fate of Gonzaga.
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Ay, ay. Stop. No spoilers.
I'm on a delay here. Hold on.
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Who the fuck are you?
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The souls
of Gonzaga are doomed
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to a fate worse than
eternal hellfire.
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Banishment from this
year's tournament.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What?
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You might wanna check your
bracket, guy. Gonzaga is out.
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This is, like, colossal
bracket-busting upset.
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You gotta see the highlights.
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You better watch your fucking
mouth 'cause I got a lot of money
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riding on this game.
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- I... I...
- That money is gone, friend. They lost.
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Oh.
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Yes. Watch him squirm as
the demon leaves his body.
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What exactly is a Gonzaga?
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I thought they were the
strongest team in the tournament.
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You know, they got a really
good group of 3-and-D players.
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Pretty deep bench,
238
00:10:47,267 --> 00:10:49,130
- but ball handle...
- I'm so sorry to interrupt,
239
00:10:49,131 --> 00:10:51,443
but should we just, I
don't know, kill him?
240
00:10:51,720 --> 00:10:52,996
- Yes, I second that.
- Right?
241
00:10:52,997 --> 00:10:55,032
- Or get human ambulance, but...
- Whoa, whoa. No, no.
242
00:10:55,033 --> 00:10:56,932
Call 911.
243
00:10:57,346 --> 00:10:59,451
- Wow, look at Nadja.
- Uh-huh.
244
00:10:59,728 --> 00:11:01,763
She's killing it. You
could learn a thing or two.
245
00:11:01,764 --> 00:11:04,904
911, I'm having
intrusive thoughts.
246
00:11:04,905 --> 00:11:09,115
Could someone direct me
to the suicide hotline?
247
00:11:09,116 --> 00:11:10,359
No.
248
00:11:10,704 --> 00:11:12,153
She had 'em.
249
00:11:12,154 --> 00:11:14,466
Uh, okay. So, I've
narrowed down our options.
250
00:11:14,743 --> 00:11:17,399
We're gonna go for the office loud
laugher. What you need to d...
251
00:11:17,400 --> 00:11:18,780
That's Cindy.
252
00:11:18,781 --> 00:11:21,956
Next option, how about
the repressed hothead?
253
00:11:21,957 --> 00:11:23,992
- I don't even know what that is.
- You know, quiet guy,
254
00:11:23,993 --> 00:11:25,407
but if you press
the wrong buttons,
255
00:11:25,408 --> 00:11:27,893
goes from zero to 60
at the drop of a hat.
256
00:11:27,894 --> 00:11:30,343
I'm not really the kinda
guy that yells at people.
257
00:11:30,344 --> 00:11:32,000
No, that's the beauty of it.
258
00:11:32,001 --> 00:11:35,072
The repressed hothead only
explodes once every few weeks.
259
00:11:35,073 --> 00:11:37,799
You'd spend the majority of your
time apologizing to everyone
260
00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:39,042
for your most recent outburst.
261
00:11:39,043 --> 00:11:42,010
Oh, quarterly growth
squad, meeting's in five.
262
00:11:42,011 --> 00:11:43,426
Let's do this thang.
263
00:11:43,737 --> 00:11:46,774
Guillermo, you got my PowerPoint
slides? Ma P.P. slides?
264
00:11:46,775 --> 00:11:48,396
- Got your P.P. right in my hand.
- Okay.
265
00:11:48,397 --> 00:11:50,847
Hey, maybe you could be,
like, the office piss guy.
266
00:11:50,848 --> 00:11:52,193
- No.
- He's into piss?
267
00:11:52,194 --> 00:11:53,297
Just stay here.
268
00:11:53,298 --> 00:11:55,058
Okay, hothead it is.
269
00:11:55,059 --> 00:11:56,197
We'll talk about it later.
270
00:11:56,198 --> 00:11:58,233
- Guillermo, next slide, my man.
- Yes.
271
00:11:58,234 --> 00:12:02,893
All right, so here we have the
projected growth numbers for Q three,
272
00:12:02,894 --> 00:12:06,415
and it's conservative, but it's
still looking really good for 2.1%.
273
00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:08,738
- Nice.
- Yeah, but it could be nicer, right?
274
00:12:08,762 --> 00:12:11,074
- And if we get rowdy with it...
- I'll give you rowdy.
275
00:12:11,075 --> 00:12:12,903
- Give it to me.
- We cut half the workforce.
276
00:12:12,904 --> 00:12:16,389
I bet we could jack that
up to 2.2 maybe, maybe 2.3.
277
00:12:16,390 --> 00:12:18,427
- You know what's cooler than 2.1% growth?
- No.
278
00:12:18,772 --> 00:12:20,462
- Two point three percent.
- Two point three!
279
00:12:20,463 --> 00:12:22,982
Guillermo, You all right?
280
00:12:22,983 --> 00:12:24,225
Yeah. All good.
281
00:12:24,226 --> 00:12:25,329
Next slide, please.
282
00:12:25,330 --> 00:12:27,504
Yep.
283
00:12:27,505 --> 00:12:30,508
- Uh, Mr. de la Cruz?
- Do you know this guy?
284
00:12:30,819 --> 00:12:32,958
- No.
- Sorry, everyone.
285
00:12:32,959 --> 00:12:35,478
Uh, Mr. de la Cruz, if I
could have you for a moment.
286
00:12:35,789 --> 00:12:37,514
No, it can wait till
after the meeting.
287
00:12:37,515 --> 00:12:40,310
Actually, it's pretty time sensitive. I
need to talk to you just for a second.
288
00:12:40,311 --> 00:12:42,105
- Okay.
- All right, quick.
289
00:12:42,106 --> 00:12:43,452
Just two secs, boss.
290
00:12:43,797 --> 00:12:46,005
- Who's this guy again?
- Can you take a look at that?
291
00:12:46,006 --> 00:12:47,420
This is a lunch menu.
292
00:12:47,421 --> 00:12:50,182
Yeah, I wanted to get a head
start on tomorrow's order.
293
00:12:50,183 --> 00:12:51,424
Are you fucking kidding me?
294
00:12:51,425 --> 00:12:52,875
That's great. Go with it.
295
00:12:54,497 --> 00:12:57,914
What the fuck, bro? You come
in here and interrupt us?
296
00:12:57,915 --> 00:12:59,555
- Okay.
- That's some fucking BS!
297
00:12:59,813 --> 00:13:01,193
Snap. Shit's getting
real in here.
298
00:13:01,194 --> 00:13:02,471
You want my order? Fine. Here.
299
00:13:02,816 --> 00:13:05,093
Take my order. Get a pen
ready and write this down.
300
00:13:05,094 --> 00:13:06,301
- Let's go.
- Damn.
301
00:13:06,302 --> 00:13:08,269
I'll make sure to go
real slow for you, okay?
302
00:13:08,270 --> 00:13:09,511
- Showtime.
- Let's go! Tell him!
303
00:13:09,512 --> 00:13:11,825
I'm a stupid fucking idiot.
304
00:13:12,343 --> 00:13:14,240
Whoa! Fuck!
305
00:13:14,241 --> 00:13:16,450
Hey, security? Security?
306
00:13:21,939 --> 00:13:24,457
My dear Sean. What have I done?
307
00:13:24,458 --> 00:13:26,390
Move the rock.
308
00:13:26,391 --> 00:13:28,392
Ah, Jesus Christ. Terrible pass.
309
00:13:28,393 --> 00:13:30,325
- Lazy possession, come on!
- Protect the rock.
310
00:13:30,326 --> 00:13:31,949
Laszlo, if
I may have a word.
311
00:13:32,328 --> 00:13:36,504
Respectfully, do you not think that it
is perhaps time for you to let Sean...
312
00:13:36,505 --> 00:13:38,334
- Bullshit call.
- How do I put this?
313
00:13:38,956 --> 00:13:40,612
- Die?
- How dare you?
314
00:13:40,889 --> 00:13:43,063
Humans, they get hurt
and then they die.
315
00:13:43,892 --> 00:13:45,203
They are just temporary.
316
00:13:46,101 --> 00:13:50,035
No human is special.
Not even your Seanie.
317
00:13:50,036 --> 00:13:51,589
My Seanie is special.
318
00:13:51,900 --> 00:13:54,523
Ah! Finally. A fellow
man of science.
319
00:13:54,868 --> 00:13:57,595
- May I humbly offer you my diagnosis?
- Well, uh...
320
00:13:57,906 --> 00:14:00,977
My friend Sean here,
he had a demon in him
321
00:14:00,978 --> 00:14:03,082
and his possession
has sent him into,
322
00:14:03,083 --> 00:14:04,947
what they call in the
medical profession,
323
00:14:05,327 --> 00:14:08,329
a real fucking shitstorm.
324
00:14:08,330 --> 00:14:10,503
- We all have WebMD now, don't we?
- Yes.
325
00:14:10,504 --> 00:14:14,093
Well, it wasn't a heart attack, if
that's what you're referring to.
326
00:14:14,094 --> 00:14:18,097
The technical term is a non-ST
elevation myocardial infarction.
327
00:14:18,098 --> 00:14:21,342
- Did he say "fuck Sean"?
- I did not say that. It's an "infarction."
328
00:14:21,343 --> 00:14:24,000
- You just said it again.
- It's just a minor heart incident.
329
00:14:24,001 --> 00:14:25,277
Tomato, tomato.
330
00:14:25,278 --> 00:14:28,107
Right. Well, next time,
he may not be so lucky.
331
00:14:29,282 --> 00:14:30,627
Your friend's blood
pressure is very high.
332
00:14:30,628 --> 00:14:33,112
I'd recommend starting
with diet and exercise.
333
00:14:33,113 --> 00:14:34,873
Well, don't
you worry about a thing.
334
00:14:34,908 --> 00:14:37,013
Under my supervision, I'll
have Sean back to rude health.
335
00:14:37,014 --> 00:14:38,566
- Great.
- Oh, fuck.
336
00:14:38,567 --> 00:14:40,569
Oh, shit. Come on.
337
00:14:41,121 --> 00:14:42,674
That is that.
338
00:14:42,951 --> 00:14:47,195
With the Wildcats out, I
shall join my bracket in hell.
339
00:14:47,196 --> 00:14:52,994
Now I begin the journey back to the
eternal hellfire from whence I came.
340
00:14:59,622 --> 00:15:01,589
- See ya.
- Bye then.
341
00:15:01,590 --> 00:15:03,384
I like that guy.
342
00:15:03,385 --> 00:15:06,595
Did anyone else expect his journey
back to hell to be a little cooler?
343
00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:08,114
- Very much so.
- Hmm.
344
00:15:09,598 --> 00:15:11,323
Oh.
345
00:15:11,324 --> 00:15:12,359
Ah.
346
00:15:13,050 --> 00:15:14,051
There it is.
347
00:15:15,052 --> 00:15:16,605
I really am sorry.
348
00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:19,227
I-I saw this look in your eyes and
I thought you were gonna punch me.
349
00:15:19,228 --> 00:15:21,264
- Yeah, well, I wasn't.
- We can work with this though.
350
00:15:21,265 --> 00:15:23,266
Guy getting punched in
the face at the office.
351
00:15:23,267 --> 00:15:24,682
That's a pretty cool identity.
352
00:15:24,993 --> 00:15:26,132
Stop! Just stop.
353
00:15:27,719 --> 00:15:29,065
Is everyone looking at us?
354
00:15:29,066 --> 00:15:30,652
Yeah. Yeah, they're
all looking at us.
355
00:15:30,653 --> 00:15:33,207
Great. Come out with me
and follow my lead, okay?
356
00:15:33,208 --> 00:15:34,587
- Okay.
- All right.
357
00:15:34,588 --> 00:15:36,141
Yeah. Keep an eye
on the situation...
358
00:15:36,142 --> 00:15:37,937
Can I have everyone's
attention, please?
359
00:15:39,559 --> 00:15:41,285
Earlier in the conference room,
360
00:15:41,664 --> 00:15:46,013
a lot of you witnessed
my colleague Colin...
361
00:15:46,014 --> 00:15:47,290
Hello.
362
00:15:47,291 --> 00:15:51,156
Display behavior that
was wildly unacceptable.
363
00:15:51,157 --> 00:15:54,470
But I ask that we
show Colin some grace.
364
00:15:55,299 --> 00:15:56,939
We don't know what's
going on in his life.
365
00:15:56,990 --> 00:15:58,830
We don't know the kind
of day that he's having.
366
00:15:58,992 --> 00:16:01,650
And that's why mental
health is so important.
367
00:16:03,376 --> 00:16:06,309
Hey, hey! What the fuck
are you doing, man?
368
00:16:06,310 --> 00:16:10,970
Yeah. So I may have accidentally
punched Guillermo again...
369
00:16:11,591 --> 00:16:13,281
- Go Colin!
- And again...
370
00:16:13,282 --> 00:16:14,731
- Break it up!
- And again and again.
371
00:16:14,732 --> 00:16:16,457
I kind of lost track.
372
00:16:16,458 --> 00:16:17,561
- Stop.
- Yes, Collin.
373
00:16:17,562 --> 00:16:19,771
Why did I punch Guillermo?
374
00:16:20,048 --> 00:16:22,635
I-I gotta be honest,
I-I don't know.
375
00:16:22,636 --> 00:16:24,465
Uh, your guess is
as good as mine.
376
00:16:24,466 --> 00:16:26,743
Don't you fucking step to me!
377
00:16:26,744 --> 00:16:29,540
- Don't you step to me!
- Get him out of here!
378
00:16:30,127 --> 00:16:33,716
Hello. I would like to report
an ass kicking.
379
00:16:34,510 --> 00:16:39,170
♪ And did you know It
was a microphone too? ♪
380
00:16:40,482 --> 00:16:43,519
I will say though.
Felt effin' fantastic.
381
00:16:44,279 --> 00:16:46,349
Now, don't you worry
about a thing, Sean.
382
00:16:46,350 --> 00:16:49,801
I shall be right by your side every
step of your road to recovery.
383
00:16:50,078 --> 00:16:52,631
I won't ask you to do a
thing I wouldn't do myself.
384
00:16:52,632 --> 00:16:54,806
- We're a team.
- All due respect, Laz,
385
00:16:55,083 --> 00:16:57,360
I feel like we're kind of jumping
into the deep end here, you know?
386
00:16:57,361 --> 00:16:59,672
How about we ditch
these stupid treadmills,
387
00:16:59,673 --> 00:17:01,192
head over to Jersey Mike's,
388
00:17:02,159 --> 00:17:04,229
set up a diet and exercise plan,
389
00:17:04,230 --> 00:17:05,830
maybe order a footlong
while we're at it?
390
00:17:06,059 --> 00:17:07,784
The good times can wait.
391
00:17:07,785 --> 00:17:10,235
You know, in another life,
I think I'd be a good host.
392
00:17:10,236 --> 00:17:12,031
You know, like,
daytime stuff, I think?
393
00:17:12,548 --> 00:17:13,652
- Definitely.
- Yeah.
394
00:17:13,653 --> 00:17:15,688
Back in Al Quolanudar,
395
00:17:15,689 --> 00:17:19,245
when a fellow warrior would
fall on the battlefield,
396
00:17:20,073 --> 00:17:24,145
the honorable thing to do would
be to take care of that man's wife
397
00:17:24,146 --> 00:17:26,251
until he got back on his feet.
398
00:17:26,252 --> 00:17:30,772
And so, as Sean heals,
I am here for Charmaine.
399
00:17:30,773 --> 00:17:32,706
Taking out the garbage.
400
00:17:35,433 --> 00:17:36,813
Washing up.
401
00:17:36,814 --> 00:17:38,263
You're welcome.
402
00:17:38,264 --> 00:17:39,610
Fixing what needs fixing.
403
00:17:41,405 --> 00:17:42,577
Oh.
404
00:17:42,578 --> 00:17:44,717
Watching what she likes
on the television,
405
00:17:44,718 --> 00:17:47,756
which is mostly
humans falling over...
406
00:17:48,101 --> 00:17:49,343
Wipeout!
407
00:17:49,344 --> 00:17:51,794
Which is considered peak TV.
408
00:17:52,105 --> 00:17:54,763
Because you take one
peek, and you love it.
409
00:17:55,108 --> 00:17:56,454
Do I like Nandor?
410
00:17:57,283 --> 00:17:58,731
I mean, yeah, sure.
411
00:17:58,732 --> 00:18:00,733
I feel bad for the guy.
He's a little slow.
412
00:18:02,184 --> 00:18:03,426
Wipeout!
413
00:18:03,427 --> 00:18:05,393
I mean, that's why you guys
are making this, right?
414
00:18:05,394 --> 00:18:07,223
A documentary about a slow guy?
415
00:18:07,224 --> 00:18:08,534
Wipeout!
416
00:18:08,535 --> 00:18:10,882
So, Nandor, is there someone
special in your life?
417
00:18:11,435 --> 00:18:15,300
There is someone I
never had feelings for,
418
00:18:15,301 --> 00:18:19,407
but then, very recently, I
have seen in a new light.
419
00:18:19,408 --> 00:18:22,376
- Hmm.
- And this is given rise to feelings I...
420
00:18:22,377 --> 00:18:24,205
I do not understand.
421
00:18:24,206 --> 00:18:25,551
Well, does she
know how you feel?
422
00:18:25,552 --> 00:18:28,830
Honestly, Charmaine, I do
not even know how I feel.
423
00:18:28,831 --> 00:18:31,420
- Well, you should tell her.
- I should tell no one!
424
00:18:32,387 --> 00:18:34,837
- Can you keep this secret, Charmaine?
- Mm-hmm.
425
00:18:35,148 --> 00:18:37,909
Good, because if you don't,
I'll kill you in your sleep.
426
00:18:38,186 --> 00:18:39,566
Okay, mum's the word.
427
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,742
I know this is going to hurt, but pain
is just weakness leaving the body.
428
00:18:43,743 --> 00:18:45,883
Is pain also piss
leaving the body?
429
00:18:46,194 --> 00:18:48,712
'Cause I think I pained
my shorts a little.
430
00:18:48,713 --> 00:18:53,614
Come on, Sean. Harder. Faster.
You love to ball. Prove it.
431
00:18:53,615 --> 00:18:55,513
Fucking stop!
432
00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:58,619
That wasn't that bad.
433
00:18:58,620 --> 00:18:59,828
How do I stop it?
434
00:19:00,173 --> 00:19:02,485
Yeah. That's the stuff.
435
00:19:02,486 --> 00:19:04,625
Ow. Nandor, have you
ever done this before?
436
00:19:04,626 --> 00:19:07,559
No.
437
00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:10,735
Hey, Laszlo. What? I'll be right there.
438
00:19:11,322 --> 00:19:12,702
Is everything okay?
439
00:19:12,703 --> 00:19:14,635
Sean had another heart attack!
440
00:19:14,636 --> 00:19:17,879
Oh, no. We must definitely
do something about that...
441
00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:20,365
- Come on.
- after this episode of Love Island.
442
00:19:20,366 --> 00:19:22,540
We go bye-bye now. Come on!
443
00:19:26,199 --> 00:19:27,648
Sorry I pushed
you so hard, Sean.
444
00:19:27,649 --> 00:19:31,686
I tried to extend your
pathetic, short human life.
445
00:19:31,687 --> 00:19:35,622
Now I realize I should just
cherish the time we have.
446
00:19:36,347 --> 00:19:39,625
Hey, listen, Char, can you
give Laz and I a moment here?
447
00:19:39,626 --> 00:19:41,904
- Really?
- Yeah. You and Nandor go take a lap.
448
00:19:42,215 --> 00:19:44,630
- You okay over there, Nandor?
- Hmm?
449
00:19:44,631 --> 00:19:46,875
- You wanna go get a snack?
- Sure.
450
00:19:47,393 --> 00:19:49,842
Yeah, let's get this
off your hands, okay?
451
00:19:49,843 --> 00:19:52,328
- So, what's on your mind, Seanie?
- Yeah.
452
00:19:52,329 --> 00:19:55,884
Look, Laz. My pop died young.
453
00:19:56,919 --> 00:19:58,542
My gramps died young.
454
00:19:59,577 --> 00:20:01,200
I'm probably gonna die young.
455
00:20:01,717 --> 00:20:03,684
Yeah, yeah. It's all right.
456
00:20:03,685 --> 00:20:05,756
There's nothing I
can do about it.
457
00:20:06,446 --> 00:20:08,861
There's nothing that you
can do about it either.
458
00:20:08,862 --> 00:20:11,795
It's a cruel, cruel world.
459
00:20:11,796 --> 00:20:13,729
Oh, no, don't be down.
460
00:20:14,282 --> 00:20:15,661
It's actually a good thing.
461
00:20:15,662 --> 00:20:18,458
Knowing that my life is short
makes me savor every moment.
462
00:20:19,252 --> 00:20:21,288
I might not be here for long.
463
00:20:21,289 --> 00:20:22,393
But while I am,
464
00:20:23,394 --> 00:20:25,775
I'm gonna live life
to the fullest.
465
00:20:25,776 --> 00:20:26,949
To the fullest!
466
00:20:28,917 --> 00:20:30,504
On to more important matters,
467
00:20:30,505 --> 00:20:33,300
you talk to that guy
Mike about the thing?
468
00:20:33,301 --> 00:20:36,338
Yes.
469
00:20:37,408 --> 00:20:39,961
Where the hell is Charmaine?
I gotta get this down quick.
470
00:20:39,962 --> 00:20:41,308
Yeah.
471
00:20:41,309 --> 00:20:43,310
I can't get it in fast enough.
472
00:20:43,311 --> 00:20:44,415
I can see that.
473
00:20:45,796 --> 00:20:47,900
So sorry, Guillermo. I'm just
getting a call from my doctor.
474
00:20:47,901 --> 00:20:49,695
That's enough. Give me that.
475
00:20:49,696 --> 00:20:51,559
- That's gross. Give me that.
- No! Doctor, there's a monkey trying
476
00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:53,000
- to steal my phone!
- Give it to me!
477
00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:54,907
Guillermo, can I
grab you for a sec?
478
00:20:54,908 --> 00:20:55,977
Great.
479
00:20:55,978 --> 00:20:57,427
- Come on in. Take a seat.
- Okay.
480
00:20:57,428 --> 00:20:59,533
Hey, and, uh, close the
door behind you, please.
481
00:20:59,534 --> 00:21:00,569
Okay.
482
00:21:01,950 --> 00:21:04,779
- About yesterday...
- Yes. I'm so sorry about the commotion.
483
00:21:04,780 --> 00:21:06,643
It'll never happen again.
484
00:21:06,644 --> 00:21:09,853
Just... I understand the optics of
the situation are not great, okay?
485
00:21:09,854 --> 00:21:14,410
Gay POC beat up by a white guy who's
bald on top of everything else.
486
00:21:14,411 --> 00:21:16,550
I'm not sure being bald
makes it worse, but...
487
00:21:16,551 --> 00:21:21,727
We just never want a situation
where an employee feels unsafe.
488
00:21:21,728 --> 00:21:23,764
- Yeah.
- So unsafe that they feel
489
00:21:23,765 --> 00:21:26,560
like they need to
talk to a lawyer.
490
00:21:26,561 --> 00:21:27,803
Yeah.
491
00:21:28,908 --> 00:21:31,013
Oh. You think I'm
gonna sue the company?
492
00:21:31,324 --> 00:21:33,394
Hey, calm
down, all right?
493
00:21:33,395 --> 00:21:35,534
- Those are your words, not mine.
- Sorry. Yes.
494
00:21:35,535 --> 00:21:38,503
But seriously, are you?
You can tell me.
495
00:21:38,504 --> 00:21:40,367
- What are we doing here?
- No. No.
496
00:21:40,368 --> 00:21:41,747
I'm not gonna sue
the company, no.
497
00:21:41,748 --> 00:21:43,922
I knew there was something
special about you, hombre.
498
00:21:43,923 --> 00:21:46,787
Makes me think... You know,
cone of silence here...
499
00:21:46,788 --> 00:21:49,962
There are some things happening at Cannon
that you could be very helpful with.
500
00:21:49,963 --> 00:21:54,070
- Oh, anything.
- Some legal gray areas, SEC-wise.
501
00:21:54,071 --> 00:21:56,486
- You feel me, bruh?
- Yeah. SEC-wise.
502
00:21:56,487 --> 00:21:59,869
It's nothing bad. It's just some
corporate red tape bullshit.
503
00:21:59,870 --> 00:22:01,527
Kinda wanna look the other way
504
00:22:02,010 --> 00:22:03,769
so we can get back to
doing good business.
505
00:22:03,770 --> 00:22:06,325
- Yeah.
- That sound like something you can handle?
506
00:22:08,016 --> 00:22:09,430
- Yes.
- Well, all right.
507
00:22:09,431 --> 00:22:12,433
At my last job, I had to
keep a lot of secrets.
508
00:22:12,434 --> 00:22:15,056
All right. Yeah. Tight
as a vault, right?
509
00:22:15,057 --> 00:22:17,611
In fact, that's what I'm
gonna call you now. The Vault.
510
00:22:17,612 --> 00:22:19,647
- The Tight Vault?
- Just the Vault.
511
00:22:19,648 --> 00:22:21,649
Colin beating
the shit out of me
512
00:22:21,650 --> 00:22:23,651
was probably the best thing
that ever happened to me.
513
00:22:23,652 --> 00:22:26,585
So I guess that's my thing?
514
00:22:26,586 --> 00:22:28,036
- Definitely.
- That's amazing.
515
00:22:28,381 --> 00:22:29,901
I finally
have an identity.
516
00:22:30,521 --> 00:22:32,108
Maybe keep it between us
517
00:22:32,109 --> 00:22:35,043
how much I brought up your race
and your sexuality in this meeting.
518
00:22:35,388 --> 00:22:37,838
- I am the Vault, aren't I?
- Hey, my guy!
519
00:22:37,839 --> 00:22:40,703
I'm
trustworthy. I'm strong.
520
00:22:40,704 --> 00:22:41,876
- Now, back to work.
- Yeah.
521
00:22:41,877 --> 00:22:44,466
I'm the Tight Vault.
522
00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:46,674
Just the Vault.
523
00:22:50,403 --> 00:22:54,476
♪ Three men can keep a secret
If two of them are dead ♪
524
00:22:58,446 --> 00:23:02,034
♪ Three men can keep a secret
If two of them are dead ♪
525
00:23:02,035 --> 00:23:05,969
I'm going to invite The Guide
to watch Wipeout with me.
526
00:23:05,970 --> 00:23:09,835
No pressure. I mean, we can
just be friends watching TV,
527
00:23:09,836 --> 00:23:11,492
or we can make out.
528
00:23:11,493 --> 00:23:13,011
We'll see how it goes.
529
00:23:15,704 --> 00:23:17,602
Oh, Jerry.
530
00:23:17,603 --> 00:23:19,915
Hey. Are those for me?
531
00:23:21,848 --> 00:23:22,849
Yes.
532
00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:25,921
Are you gonna...
533
00:23:26,474 --> 00:23:29,649
Sure. Right.
534
00:23:30,581 --> 00:23:31,616
Fuck it.
535
00:23:33,032 --> 00:23:34,758
♪ Where there is light
There are shadows ♪
536
00:23:35,483 --> 00:23:37,761
♪ Hands reaching
For your neck ♪
537
00:23:39,452 --> 00:23:42,421
♪ In each heart Is
built a gallows ♪
538
00:23:43,076 --> 00:23:45,493
♪ I'm the noose and amulet ♪
539
00:23:46,908 --> 00:23:49,911
♪ And they call
out In the lies ♪
540
00:23:50,774 --> 00:23:54,433
♪ And we're reaping memory ♪
541
00:23:54,812 --> 00:23:58,782
♪ Three men can keep a secret
If two of them are dead ♪
542
00:24:02,579 --> 00:24:06,514
♪ Three men can keep a secret
If two of them are dead ♪
543
00:24:09,965 --> 00:24:14,072
♪ Three men can keep a secret
If two of them are dead ♪
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