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Alright, Charlie?
-Alright if you are, dad.
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That's my boy.
-Where are we going this time?
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Z�rich, Switzerland.
-Zu... Su...
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Gee, that's hard to say
for a little chap.
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Now try this on your piano:
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Zany Zanzibar zebras in the zealous
zoo on the shores of the Zuiderzee.
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Again. You do it so beautifully.
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Zany Zanzibar zebras in the...
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Seen anything like this before, Jim?
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What are these white blobs?
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Indigestible breakfast. Not at
all a thing to go to work on.
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Diamonds.
-Diamonds?
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Stomach's full of them.
High on carat, low on protein.
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They must be worth a fortune!
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Hello, Litoff Organisation. He's taking
no calls today. Can I help you?
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How's the market?
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Open and steady. Insurance is weak.
Motor's down.
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Is the division in hand?
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He's calling us with Ocean Steel.
He has 30 shillings.
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Tell him Mr. Litoff says to accept 29.
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Not less.
We still have 200,000 to go.
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-Be a thought to split him into two parcels.
-Do it!
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Get me Vudenheim.
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Milan. Do you want him?
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Keep trying for National Traction.
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Check.
Mr. Vudenheim, Litoff Organisation here.
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Get Gilsworth in Paris.
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Sell 200,000 Ocean Steel at 29 shillings.
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2,500 Yorkshire Tar
at 89 shillings and sixpence.
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Yes, hello. This is she.
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-No.
-Why?
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I enjoyed the spin in the country.
The sauce hollandaise was worth it.
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-Now, tell me why.
-Surely you don't suggest...
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-Why?
-High-level anxiety at the Treasury.
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Really?
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There are certain valuables and currency
leaving the country.
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The pound is sick so we're visiting
the Witton Cottage Hospital.
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-And who do we see?
-Dusty Rhodes.
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-Treasury man?
-Ventriloquist.
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Aged 41.
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Comes from an old, musical family.
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-It could be his farewell appearance.
-Easily.
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-Where was he going?
-Switzerland.
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-His 7th trip in 4 weeks.
-Yodelling lessons?
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Unconscious for 5 days.
Likely to remain so.
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The currency and valuables turn up...
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-...in Switzerland?
-3.5 million.
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That's only the bit we know of.
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Meet my best friend.
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Flashy friend.
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There's a 10 carat brilliant.
There's a 25 carat Westleton.
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There's a 15 carat top K.
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-Knows his diamonds.
-Has a taste for them.
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-Garnished with white coffee and toast.
-Literally?
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It's the only way to travel.
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Makes the souvenirs in my smalls
look modest.
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His father swallowed things.
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-What sort of things?
-Razor blades, swords, nails.
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Inherited the talent or...
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Or what?
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He likes rich food.
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-Hello, little man.
-Good afternoon, miss.
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-That was magnificent.
-Beginner's luck.
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-Heard you'd be down.
-What have you found out?
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The car's clean.
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-The smash?
-Genuine accident, I'd say.
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Boys'll look at it tomorrow.
Everything's 100 per cent.
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Think he always travelled
on a full stomach?
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Six trips at 50,000 a time.
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-Another diamond eater?
-Never know your luck.
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-What are you going to do with him?
-Take him back.
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That's a very fine tartan.
A very fine complexion.
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-Cost me a lot of money.
-Lord Jock.
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-How do you do, Mrs. Rhodes?
-Nice little act.
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First done after the interval.
Couldn't keep off the bottle.
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-I had an auntie like that.
-On the halls?
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Skating act.
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Bit between the teeth.
Dancing on the marble-top table.
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Like a bit of juggling myself.
Or a levitation act.
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Very uplifting.
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Do you know him?
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Charlie!
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How did you get him?
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Your husband's been in an accident.
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Tragic.
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You don't sound heartbroken.
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Observant, aren't we?
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He used to go Switzerland
several times a week. Do you know why?
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Big market. Those refugee homes
where they look after kids.
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The Litoff homes.
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-Alex Litoff?
-That's him.
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He started a lot of them.
Always good for a hospital or library roof.
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-So they say.
-Does your husband...
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-...know Litoff?
-Dusty? Yes.
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Known him for years.
They met out there.
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He used to do a fair act himself.
That's how we met.
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I was touring in the belle of New York .
In the chorus, mind you.
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-Excuse me. I'll leave him with you.
-Thanks.
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Goodbye, Mrs. Rhodes.
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-In hospital, you say?
-That's it.
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-Be all right, won't he?
-I should think so.
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Perhaps you could go and see him.
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Go grovelling to him?
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Fat chance.
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You sit there, darling.
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Going to stay here with me.
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Listen, Dusty.
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I don't need love.
A bunch of flowers and a box of chocs.
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There'll be no holding him.
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What do you say, sweetheart?
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Let us regret nothing.
Bemoan nothing.
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But look forward only
to the long awaited dawn.
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The dawn of reunion.
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And so we commit to the earth...
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...the body of our best friend.
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Not in sadness but in love...
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...and expectation.
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At times like this,
I find it very hard to offer sympathy.
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One cannot help feeling that our friends
have moved to a far better place.
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-It's a great loss.
-You were close?
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Very. We'd been together
for almost nine years.
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A mere drop in the ocean of time.
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-It's only a separation, you know.
-Hard to think of it in those terms.
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You must try, dear fellow. You must try.
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What took him at the end?
A thrombosis?
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A gallant heart tired
at the end of its life's work?
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Distemper.
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Hadn't he been vaccinated?
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It was a million-to-1 chance.
So the vet said.
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The Happy Valley Resting Place.
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Every anniversary...
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...a card of remembrance will arrive
on your table...
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...from your four-legged friend.
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Incidentally, while we're on the subject,
to whom do I send the bill?
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Mr. Litoff, sir.
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Get onto Spiedel right away
and tell him we're secure.
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And not to worry.
He has Mr. Litoff's personal guarantee.
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Will there be anything for half an hour?
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I don't think so.
Has Mr. Litoff had his breakfast?
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Two three-and-a-half-minute eggs
and a grapefruit.
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I ran his bath for him.
95 degrees Fahrenheit.
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Where are you going?
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To take Dancer for a walk.
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Get me Sullivan.
Try and get that Zurich number.
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-Good morning.
-Good morning to you, sir.
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What a marvellous dog.
I used to have one myself.
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-They need an awful lot of exercise.
-Very true, sir.
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-Have you an appointment?
-I dropped in to see Mr. Litoff.
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I'm afraid that's impossible.
Mr. Litoff is in bed.
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Still? What about the early bird
catching the worm?
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-He's indisposed.
-My mistake.
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-The bowler, sir. A Benson?
-None other.
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-Is old Mr. Benson still alive?
-It's his son now.
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Young Master arthur?
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Arthur is in his late 40s,
he has seven little trilbies.
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Surely, Mr. Litoff has a number one
who can arrange things.
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Yes, Miss Pegram.
But I'm afraid I couldn't disturb...
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This is rather special.
I want to return something.
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-50,000 pounds.
-I'll do my best.
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-Would you be so kind?
-I'd be delighted.
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Come on.
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What's your name?
Dancer.
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I don't think you've seen
a decent tree in years...
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-Your name, sir?
-Steed.
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Would you come this way?
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After you, Dancer.
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-Fascinating.
-What is?
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The sight of so many people...
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...making so much money.
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I understand you're returning something.
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I could have sworn that Big Ben moved.
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Must've been the Worcestershire sauce
and clamato juice.
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It's us that's moving.
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The Litoff Organisation never stands still.
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So I see. Could you remain motionless
for one moment to have a little look...
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...at these.
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These our diamonds?
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Being smuggled out of the country
by someone named Rhodes.
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-He crashed his car and is now in hospital.
-Interesting.
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How did you get them?
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I was in the right place...
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...at the right time.
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-What?
-Shall I take these in...
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...for Mr. Litoff's signature?
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-Why'd you return them?
-Assumed they'd be worth something.
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They're worth something.
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To anyone, even you.
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Say, 5,000 pounds?
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A conservative estimate.
They're worth 10 times that.
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I'm not greedy and not fool enough
to sell on the market.
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I think it's worth 5,000 to get them back.
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Mr. Litoff would like to speak to you.
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Yes, sir. Pegram here.
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-What is wrong with everybody?
-Wrong? I don't follow.
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Follow, my foot!
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-Why hasn't the copper deal gone through?
-We're waiting for Wall Street.
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-We?
-I am waiting.
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You're not queen or archbishop.
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I want the deal to go through today.
Understand?
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The basis of blackmail
is that the person you're blackmailing...
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...has performed a criminal act.
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The person that you're in a position
to blackmail is Rhodes.
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He has little or no money.
You're wasting your time.
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I'd be willing to bet
that you'd say you'd never met him.
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-Rhodes? Employee like myself.
-I don't see the similarity.
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Pursuit of that line is unrewarding.
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Rhodes stole the diamonds
and was taking them out of the country.
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What about the police?
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You don't know about the Organisation.
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Nobody does.
That's what's so intriguing.
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In a day's trading, we handle monies worth
5 to 15 million pounds sterling.
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-One moment.
-Loss of 50,000 is negligible.
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-Could you speak to Viccelli again?
-Is it urgent?
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He says it is.
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Excuse me?
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As we agreed.
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I am speaking for Mr. Litoff.
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-I thought it might lead to...
-No.
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It doesn't.
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If it's not worth 5,000 for diamonds...
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...maybe it's worth it
for me to say nothing.
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I'll put it to Mr. Litoff at our
conference. You may call tomorrow.
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How about noon?
You can offer me a drink.
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-It would be a...
-A pleasure?
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As good a way as any of saying goodbye.
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You've forgotten something.
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Thank you.
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Any change?
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That'll be the day.
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-Be weeks before he speaks.
-Have to change his dressings.
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It'll take 20 minutes.
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-You should pop into the canteen.
-Mustn't leave the bedside.
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I won't write a report about it.
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Nobody'll steal him...
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-...while I'm here.
-You sure?
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Go on.
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All right. Thanks.
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-I'll only be about five minutes.
-Fine.
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A man in a doctor's housecoat and a mask.
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Correction. An educated man.
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How do you know?
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He knew enough about medicine...
243
00:17:40,069 --> 00:17:43,823
...to check his temperature and pulse
and to enter it in the correct column.
244
00:17:43,948 --> 00:17:46,117
-Educated and enterprising.
-Very.
245
00:17:46,367 --> 00:17:48,828
Motive obvious:
To prevent Rhodes talking.
246
00:18:03,467 --> 00:18:05,636
All right, don't tell me.
247
00:18:06,387 --> 00:18:08,681
They found some hairs on Rhodes's suit.
248
00:18:08,848 --> 00:18:11,142
-Blonde, brunette or redhead?
-Blonde.
249
00:18:11,434 --> 00:18:13,686
A specimen of Russian wolfhound.
250
00:18:14,103 --> 00:18:15,521
A Borzoi.
251
00:18:19,192 --> 00:18:21,110
Which one was Rhodes's car?
252
00:18:21,444 --> 00:18:24,030
It's not here. Hello?
253
00:18:41,464 --> 00:18:43,466
-What happened?
-I had a call.
254
00:18:44,050 --> 00:18:45,801
He said it was the police.
255
00:18:45,927 --> 00:18:48,846
Coming to pick up Rhodes's wreck.
It sounded phoney.
256
00:18:49,138 --> 00:18:51,098
A few minutes later, bingo.
257
00:18:52,058 --> 00:18:53,226
The car is gone.
258
00:18:53,684 --> 00:18:55,353
-I'm sorry.
-That's not your fault.
259
00:18:56,145 --> 00:18:57,396
It's almost reassuring.
260
00:18:57,605 --> 00:18:58,606
How come?
261
00:18:58,940 --> 00:19:01,025
-Means they're getting worried.
-Or careful.
262
00:19:01,484 --> 00:19:02,360
See anybody?
263
00:19:02,777 --> 00:19:05,780
Not a soul.
What would they want with a car?
264
00:19:38,354 --> 00:19:39,438
That's Litoff.
265
00:19:40,022 --> 00:19:41,649
-Where?
-In the balcony.
266
00:19:42,191 --> 00:19:43,109
Up or down?
267
00:19:43,401 --> 00:19:44,277
Down.
268
00:19:45,778 --> 00:19:47,613
Ascot Gold Cup '57.
269
00:19:48,072 --> 00:19:50,867
That was his horse phase.
He bought a couple of stables.
270
00:19:51,075 --> 00:19:52,910
-Where is he?
-Talking to the jockey...
271
00:19:53,202 --> 00:19:54,495
...on Number 8.
272
00:19:55,663 --> 00:19:56,747
Blast!
273
00:19:57,748 --> 00:19:59,041
When was this?
274
00:19:59,417 --> 00:20:00,960
'36, '37.
275
00:20:01,794 --> 00:20:03,504
That's more than 30 years ago.
276
00:20:03,796 --> 00:20:05,673
It's the best they've got!
277
00:20:06,340 --> 00:20:10,386
-Shall we rewind it or go on to Popeye?
-It's a complete waste of time.
278
00:20:10,511 --> 00:20:13,806
All I've seen is the back of his head
and the tips of his fingers.
279
00:20:13,931 --> 00:20:16,434
-He's very retiring.
-So I've learned.
280
00:20:18,102 --> 00:20:21,105
-Have you read this morning's Times?
-Not yet.
281
00:20:21,522 --> 00:20:22,523
Coffee?
282
00:20:24,108 --> 00:20:27,236
There's something rather interesting in it.
283
00:20:30,323 --> 00:20:33,534
"Cocktail party at..." That's not it.
284
00:20:35,161 --> 00:20:36,287
This is it.
285
00:20:36,412 --> 00:20:38,831
"at last night's performance
at Covent Garden...
286
00:20:39,665 --> 00:20:41,542
"...the singing of Madam...
287
00:20:42,084 --> 00:20:44,128
"...standing ovation..." Here.
288
00:20:44,378 --> 00:20:46,797
"also present was Mr. Alex Litoff.
289
00:20:46,923 --> 00:20:49,467
"accompanied by his niece,
Miss Judy Channery."
290
00:20:49,717 --> 00:20:50,843
Very interesting.
291
00:20:51,219 --> 00:20:53,554
-Black or white?
-White, please.
292
00:20:53,721 --> 00:20:54,805
She's an assistant...
293
00:20:55,473 --> 00:20:56,516
The tie boutique...
294
00:20:56,807 --> 00:20:59,018
-...behind Bond Street.
-How do you know?
295
00:20:59,393 --> 00:21:01,187
I saw the memo beside your phone.
296
00:21:01,771 --> 00:21:04,273
-I'm an insatiable reader.
-Anyway...
297
00:21:04,690 --> 00:21:06,734
She went to Rodine and Summerville.
298
00:21:06,984 --> 00:21:08,694
We have a lot in common.
299
00:21:08,819 --> 00:21:11,239
You weren't at Rodine or Summerville.
300
00:21:11,364 --> 00:21:13,491
I was. Now.
301
00:21:33,052 --> 00:21:35,346
-Looking or buying?
-Buying.
302
00:21:35,638 --> 00:21:39,475
-Boyfriend, husband, lover?
-Does it make any difference to the tie?
303
00:21:39,684 --> 00:21:43,354
Certainly.
Colour of hair, eyes, disposition.
304
00:21:43,479 --> 00:21:47,608
We believe a man should change his neck
drawers as often as he changes his mood.
305
00:21:47,859 --> 00:21:50,736
We're opposed to the idea of a man
buying a tie and then...
306
00:21:50,862 --> 00:21:55,366
...just wearing it until you can't see
the original for egg stains and gravy, etc.
307
00:21:56,117 --> 00:21:56,951
What's this?
308
00:21:57,285 --> 00:21:58,619
The old anonians.
309
00:21:58,953 --> 00:22:00,413
Old anonians. What are they?
310
00:22:00,538 --> 00:22:03,291
The old boy's tie for people
who've never been to school.
311
00:22:03,416 --> 00:22:06,043
The old Etonians and Harrowians,
they have their ties.
312
00:22:06,169 --> 00:22:08,921
This is the neckwear
for the self-made man.
313
00:22:09,046 --> 00:22:11,924
-Anon: School of hard knocks.
-I see.
314
00:22:12,049 --> 00:22:16,387
We have a range of ties that look exactly
like famous clubs and regiments...
315
00:22:16,512 --> 00:22:20,808
...but aren't quite. A current favourite
is the Irish Guards...
316
00:22:21,100 --> 00:22:23,311
...with the fig leaf on just for luck.
317
00:22:23,436 --> 00:22:25,021
I'll take this one.
318
00:22:26,063 --> 00:22:28,900
Good choice. Shot silk.
Italian import.
319
00:22:29,066 --> 00:22:30,818
-Gift wrapped?
-Please.
320
00:22:31,110 --> 00:22:33,446
-Aren't you Judith Channery?
-That's right.
321
00:22:33,613 --> 00:22:35,656
I thought so. We were at school together.
322
00:22:36,699 --> 00:22:38,743
-Were we?
-I'm Emma.
323
00:22:40,494 --> 00:22:42,788
You're not the girl who climbed
the Clock Tower...
324
00:22:42,914 --> 00:22:44,665
...and put the unmentionable on top...
325
00:22:44,957 --> 00:22:48,127
Do you know,
I can still see the sun glinting on it.
326
00:22:48,461 --> 00:22:51,214
The head girl called the school
to give three cheers...
327
00:22:51,339 --> 00:22:53,257
...for the constable who brought it down.
328
00:22:53,549 --> 00:22:55,843
-How 's your uncle?
-Which one?
329
00:22:56,302 --> 00:22:58,679
The rich one. Mr. Lit... Litvanoff?
330
00:23:01,432 --> 00:23:02,683
Still as rich as ever.
331
00:23:02,892 --> 00:23:05,895
-Is he still an invalid?
-Kidney troubles.
332
00:23:06,229 --> 00:23:09,315
We went to the opera the other night.
Businessmen...
333
00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:12,068
We arrived late and had to leave
before the last scene.
334
00:23:12,318 --> 00:23:16,280
I've seen Faust three times and I still don't
know what happens to him in the end.
335
00:23:16,405 --> 00:23:18,699
-There we are. Cash or account?
-Account, please.
336
00:23:18,866 --> 00:23:20,535
-Can you send it here?
-Certainly.
337
00:23:20,701 --> 00:23:23,162
-I read that he was leaving London.
-Uncle Alex?
338
00:23:23,663 --> 00:23:27,875
Never. He was born an Armenian
but he's British to the core. Excuse me.
339
00:23:28,209 --> 00:23:30,586
"and the devil claims his soul."
340
00:23:32,380 --> 00:23:33,381
I beg your pardon?
341
00:23:34,382 --> 00:23:35,258
Faust.
342
00:23:47,854 --> 00:23:50,273
What's the best price you can have?
343
00:23:51,399 --> 00:23:53,025
1,500.
344
00:23:53,943 --> 00:23:56,612
Can you get 27 shillings for 5,000?
345
00:23:57,321 --> 00:24:00,825
-Just a sec. Nothing better than 26.
-Is that the last 5,000?
346
00:24:00,992 --> 00:24:02,785
-Yes. Do we accept?
-Take it.
347
00:24:04,328 --> 00:24:08,082
-Good morning.
-Good morning. No dog today?
348
00:24:08,207 --> 00:24:11,210
-He's had his walk, sir.
-Is Miss Pegram expecting me?
349
00:24:11,377 --> 00:24:12,545
She is, sir.
350
00:24:13,171 --> 00:24:15,548
Tell me, Glover, what is Mr. Litoff like?
351
00:24:15,673 --> 00:24:18,926
The kindest of men, sir.
A privilege to work for.
352
00:24:23,264 --> 00:24:25,808
-Mr. Steed, madam.
-Thank you, Glover.
353
00:24:25,933 --> 00:24:29,187
Here we are again.
Are we in business?
354
00:24:29,645 --> 00:24:31,647
I put your proposition to Mr. Litoff.
355
00:24:31,772 --> 00:24:33,858
He authorised payment of 4,000 pounds.
356
00:24:33,983 --> 00:24:36,235
4,000? I thought we had talked
about 5,000.
357
00:24:36,402 --> 00:24:39,614
Once he has made a decision,
I'm not empowered to amend it.
358
00:24:39,739 --> 00:24:41,240
Can't you go back and ask...
359
00:24:41,365 --> 00:24:45,119
It wouldn't be any good.
This is not a street market.
360
00:24:49,457 --> 00:24:51,584
I'm not entirely satisfied.
361
00:24:52,043 --> 00:24:54,420
You can always put those diamonds
on the market.
362
00:24:54,754 --> 00:24:56,506
If you did, we would prosecute.
363
00:24:57,089 --> 00:24:59,717
Or you could have me knocked
on the head and taken back.
364
00:25:00,551 --> 00:25:02,136
Those are hardly business methods.
365
00:25:02,303 --> 00:25:03,804
-Shall we hold?
-Sell.
366
00:25:03,930 --> 00:25:05,056
But Mr. Litoff said...
367
00:25:06,724 --> 00:25:08,476
Once again, Mr. Steed.
368
00:25:08,851 --> 00:25:11,729
You know very little
about the Litoff Organisation.
369
00:25:12,271 --> 00:25:15,525
Fear of publicity isn't necessarily
an indication of honesty.
370
00:25:16,067 --> 00:25:19,695
It would be wrong to say that publicity
is feared. It's not sought.
371
00:25:19,946 --> 00:25:22,073
-There's a difference.
-Verbal difference.
372
00:25:22,365 --> 00:25:26,244
I joined the Litoff Organisation
14 years ago as a chartered accountant.
373
00:25:26,369 --> 00:25:28,412
A woman in a world of pinstripe...
374
00:25:28,704 --> 00:25:30,373
...and grey flannel. An alien.
375
00:25:30,498 --> 00:25:33,376
Mr. Litoff gave me a job
and taught me everything I know.
376
00:25:33,709 --> 00:25:36,212
If he died tomorrow,
my name would mean nothing.
377
00:25:36,337 --> 00:25:38,965
Shunning publicity can have
its disadvantages.
378
00:25:39,090 --> 00:25:40,716
-Do you resent that?
-No.
379
00:25:40,842 --> 00:25:43,135
My vanity would like
to be fed occasionally.
380
00:25:43,302 --> 00:25:44,220
Credit where it's due.
381
00:25:45,721 --> 00:25:48,766
-He's a remarkable man.
-Very remarkable.
382
00:25:51,769 --> 00:25:53,896
I can't sign that.
It's a personal account.
383
00:25:54,730 --> 00:25:56,899
-He's had his nap. You can go in.
-Very good.
384
00:25:57,066 --> 00:25:59,569
Well, Mr. Steed. 4,000.
385
00:26:01,821 --> 00:26:03,531
You're a very good business woman.
386
00:26:05,116 --> 00:26:08,494
-Didn't you say something about a drink?
-Help yourself.
387
00:26:09,662 --> 00:26:12,248
-Can I give you one?
-Not before sundown.
388
00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:16,419
Alex, you're incorrigible.
You'll live to be 100.
389
00:26:17,378 --> 00:26:19,422
Do you know Sir James arnell?
390
00:26:19,630 --> 00:26:21,841
Drop your bedside manner.
391
00:26:22,049 --> 00:26:23,885
-This is John Steed.
-How do you do?
392
00:26:24,510 --> 00:26:27,096
Pleasure. Not from the looks,
much I can do for you.
393
00:26:27,638 --> 00:26:28,764
I hope not.
394
00:26:28,973 --> 00:26:30,266
I know you by reputation.
395
00:26:31,184 --> 00:26:32,685
Hard earned, I assure you.
396
00:26:32,810 --> 00:26:35,313
I don't believe in rating surgeons
like restaurants.
397
00:26:35,438 --> 00:26:39,233
-Sir James arnell: three crossed spoons.
-Scalpels, surely.
398
00:26:40,735 --> 00:26:44,572
-How is Mr. Litoff?
-Well, considering how you maltreat him.
399
00:26:44,864 --> 00:26:47,241
-How long was the evening meeting?
-Under an hour.
400
00:26:47,366 --> 00:26:48,659
-And the morning?
-Longer.
401
00:26:49,285 --> 00:26:51,746
He goes gallivanting off to the opera.
It's too much.
402
00:26:52,079 --> 00:26:54,707
Restricted to one conference
a day and in bed by 10:00.
403
00:26:54,832 --> 00:26:57,793
-I know but...
-Talk to him! Persuade him!
404
00:26:57,919 --> 00:27:00,087
A stroke means they'll be dusting off...
405
00:27:00,338 --> 00:27:01,422
...the obituary notices.
406
00:27:01,547 --> 00:27:04,008
It's a disgusting thought
that they're all written...
407
00:27:04,133 --> 00:27:07,470
...waiting to be produced and
shuffled like a hand of cards.
408
00:27:08,095 --> 00:27:10,139
Glover is the only one who has...
409
00:27:10,306 --> 00:27:11,641
...any influence on him.
410
00:27:13,184 --> 00:27:15,978
When Wiseman calls
tell him I want to speak to him.
411
00:27:16,103 --> 00:27:18,898
-Yes, sir.
-But keep that old quack out of here.
412
00:27:19,190 --> 00:27:21,150
Talks about me
as though I was an old Roy.
413
00:27:22,735 --> 00:27:24,737
Are you in this crazy business?
414
00:27:24,987 --> 00:27:26,697
I'm allied to it.
415
00:27:26,948 --> 00:27:29,575
It's ridiculous. The pursuit of wealth.
416
00:27:29,700 --> 00:27:32,328
Far greater than anybody could
possibly need.
417
00:27:32,745 --> 00:27:36,040
One's only hope is in some kind of
physical and mental simplicity.
418
00:27:36,666 --> 00:27:37,875
I'm sure you're right.
419
00:27:38,417 --> 00:27:41,295
Should you need me,
I'll be in surgery until 5:00.
420
00:27:41,504 --> 00:27:44,465
Later I'll be at home or at Harris
Brothers for a reception.
421
00:27:44,590 --> 00:27:47,802
-We'll see you tomorrow.
-I'll walk along with you.
422
00:27:49,470 --> 00:27:52,974
It was a pleasure doing business with you.
Hope to meet you again soon.
423
00:27:53,224 --> 00:27:56,435
Without being rude, I hope not.
424
00:27:56,644 --> 00:27:59,397
I don't know.
I enjoyed our little chats.
425
00:28:07,989 --> 00:28:10,241
Sir James is waiting downstairs.
426
00:28:10,408 --> 00:28:12,493
-Is business concluded?
-Most satisfactory.
427
00:28:12,660 --> 00:28:16,664
Charming lady. We got on splendidly.
Did you ever know a fellow called Rhodes?
428
00:28:17,206 --> 00:28:18,249
Vaguely, sir.
429
00:28:18,374 --> 00:28:21,878
He was connected
with the charitable homes. Entertainment.
430
00:28:22,086 --> 00:28:25,131
Always telling jokes.
A rather tedious gentleman, sir.
431
00:28:25,256 --> 00:28:27,216
Did he have anything to do with Dancer?
432
00:28:27,466 --> 00:28:30,720
Good gracious, no. The dogs are
my responsibility and mine alone.
433
00:28:30,845 --> 00:28:31,846
I see.
434
00:28:33,472 --> 00:28:34,307
Dog?
435
00:28:36,017 --> 00:28:38,144
You said "dogs."
Do you have more than one?
436
00:28:38,686 --> 00:28:40,229
I beg your pardon, yes.
437
00:28:41,606 --> 00:28:45,318
It was a force of habit. We did have two.
But one of them, Bellhound, died.
438
00:28:45,443 --> 00:28:47,028
-Tragic loss.
-It is.
439
00:29:03,294 --> 00:29:05,796
-Yes?
-I'd like to see Miss Pegram.
440
00:29:06,380 --> 00:29:08,424
-Have you an appointment, madam?
-No.
441
00:29:08,758 --> 00:29:12,386
-I suggest you write stating your business.
-It's important.
442
00:29:12,803 --> 00:29:15,348
Saves her time.
That's why she can't be disturbed.
443
00:29:15,473 --> 00:29:18,643
-Tell her I'm Dusty Rhodes's widow.
-It won't make a difference.
444
00:29:18,935 --> 00:29:19,852
What is it?
445
00:29:21,103 --> 00:29:23,981
It's Dusty's widow.
She wants to speak to you.
446
00:29:24,524 --> 00:29:26,108
-I was just telling...
-Come in.
447
00:29:36,702 --> 00:29:41,040
I'm sorry. I had no idea
Mr. Rhodes's injuries were so serious.
448
00:29:42,083 --> 00:29:45,920
"Without regaining consciousness."
Isn't that the phrase?
449
00:29:46,838 --> 00:29:48,381
Very convenient.
450
00:29:48,923 --> 00:29:50,883
I can understand you're feeling bitter.
451
00:29:51,008 --> 00:29:54,136
But I can't understand why you're here
or how I can help.
452
00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:58,558
He told me a lot about those Swiss trips
he was making.
453
00:30:02,311 --> 00:30:03,688
Won't you sit down?
454
00:30:06,941 --> 00:30:08,693
Must be open season for blackmail.
455
00:30:08,943 --> 00:30:10,111
You're the 2nd this week.
456
00:30:12,321 --> 00:30:16,742
Your husband did something which
would've cost him his job had he lived.
457
00:30:17,326 --> 00:30:18,452
However...
458
00:30:18,744 --> 00:30:21,622
...as he was in our employ
we shall grant you an annuity.
459
00:30:21,956 --> 00:30:24,542
-It won't be a fortune.
-I shall need more than that.
460
00:30:25,543 --> 00:30:28,379
You see, I know where Bellhound is.
461
00:30:28,838 --> 00:30:30,173
Bellhound is dead.
462
00:30:32,884 --> 00:30:34,677
My husband was supposed to kill him.
463
00:30:34,802 --> 00:30:36,429
But Dusty was an animal lover.
464
00:30:37,138 --> 00:30:38,598
The only thing we had in common.
465
00:30:38,723 --> 00:30:40,183
Bellhound still alive?
466
00:31:48,835 --> 00:31:49,961
Who is it?
467
00:31:55,132 --> 00:31:56,425
I know you're here.
So why not say something!
468
00:32:57,445 --> 00:32:59,906
His doctor says
he suffers from heart trouble.
469
00:33:00,531 --> 00:33:03,993
-He should know.
-His niece says it's kidney trouble.
470
00:33:05,286 --> 00:33:06,370
She should know.
471
00:33:06,495 --> 00:33:09,081
"You pays your penny
and you takes your choice."
472
00:33:09,207 --> 00:33:12,752
-I suggest you break into Sir James's car.
-You do?
473
00:33:12,877 --> 00:33:16,339
Get hold of his little black bag and find
out what treatment he's been giving him.
474
00:33:16,464 --> 00:33:18,966
Fine, what sort of car?
- Rolls.
475
00:33:19,175 --> 00:33:20,259
Where will it be?
476
00:33:20,384 --> 00:33:23,054
Parked outside Harris Brothers,
the cigar merchants.
477
00:33:23,221 --> 00:33:24,639
-Chauffeur?
-No.
478
00:33:26,057 --> 00:33:27,225
Oh, and where will you be?
479
00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:28,851
With Sir James.
480
00:33:29,936 --> 00:33:31,020
Where else?
481
00:34:10,351 --> 00:34:11,185
Swiss.
482
00:34:11,435 --> 00:34:12,937
-Excellent.
-Interesting.
483
00:34:13,312 --> 00:34:15,606
Mild. Intriguing.
484
00:34:15,940 --> 00:34:18,067
-Anything else?
-Mass produced.
485
00:34:18,401 --> 00:34:20,820
The conveyor belt.
Not the sweaty thigh.
486
00:34:22,738 --> 00:34:24,282
It is not fair.
487
00:34:28,481 --> 00:34:30,203
Sir James!
- Mr. Steed!
488
00:34:30,403 --> 00:34:32,915
This is a very pleasant surprise.
- I didn't know you were a cigar man.
489
00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:34,333
You know Juanita Jerez?
490
00:34:34,856 --> 00:34:36,912
El gusto es mio, senora.
491
00:34:38,337 --> 00:34:40,381
Senor Steed. Excuse me.
- Do sit.
492
00:34:40,798 --> 00:34:41,841
Thank you.
493
00:34:47,138 --> 00:34:50,975
-Why the jungle music?
-One of Pedro's little eccentricities.
494
00:34:51,100 --> 00:34:53,603
The Spanish word cigarro, means s� cara .
495
00:34:53,811 --> 00:34:55,438
-Interesting.
-Nice smoke?
496
00:34:55,688 --> 00:34:57,481
Yes. Tell me about this dream.
497
00:34:57,899 --> 00:34:59,609
Dream?
- The simple life...
498
00:34:59,734 --> 00:35:01,444
...away from the stresses
of the Litoff household.
499
00:35:02,278 --> 00:35:06,073
Oh that?
Asia perhaps. Yes, Asia.
500
00:35:06,365 --> 00:35:10,786
A clinic where one's skill, such as it is, can
be put to better use than it is in London.
501
00:35:10,912 --> 00:35:12,914
I can hardly see
your patients allowing that.
502
00:35:13,039 --> 00:35:16,292
My dear fellow, can you conceive how
I long to get away from fatty degenerates...
503
00:35:16,459 --> 00:35:17,418
...gluttons, sybarites.
504
00:35:18,878 --> 00:35:22,715
We smoke 14 cigars per head per year.
The Dutch smoke 200.
505
00:35:22,882 --> 00:35:24,550
Let's even up the
score a bit, shall we?
506
00:36:53,347 --> 00:36:55,183
I'm on your side.
507
00:37:02,106 --> 00:37:04,984
Recognise him?
- One of Litoff's assistants.
508
00:37:05,318 --> 00:37:08,196
What did you find out?
- Cardiac arrest four years ago.
509
00:37:08,321 --> 00:37:11,115
Enlarged left ventricle.
Heart's very unsound.
510
00:37:14,619 --> 00:37:16,746
Do you know
anyone who owns a Borzoi?
511
00:37:18,247 --> 00:37:19,457
No.
512
00:37:20,082 --> 00:37:21,501
I think I do.
513
00:37:52,782 --> 00:37:54,200
Too late, I'm afraid.
514
00:38:01,958 --> 00:38:03,584
The dog left in a hurry.
515
00:38:07,547 --> 00:38:08,840
Anybody home?
516
00:38:11,050 --> 00:38:12,552
Good evening, Mrs. Rhodes?
517
00:38:12,927 --> 00:38:15,263
No. I'm afraid she just
dropped out for a minute.
518
00:38:15,388 --> 00:38:18,558
I've called for the dog.
"answers to the name of Bellhound."
519
00:38:18,683 --> 00:38:21,853
"Three pounds of meat, half a biscuit,
and at least one bone."
520
00:38:22,353 --> 00:38:25,940
-Yes. She's changed her mind, I'm afraid.
-What?
521
00:38:26,107 --> 00:38:28,693
It's not been half an hour since she phoned.
Must be tonight, can't wait.
522
00:38:29,026 --> 00:38:31,654
Oh, dearie me.
Well, will that cover it?
523
00:38:31,988 --> 00:38:34,699
Handsomely.
Thank you. You're sure?
524
00:38:34,907 --> 00:38:38,035
Quite sure.
- Well, if you say so, sir. Good night, ma'am.
525
00:38:38,703 --> 00:38:41,706
Oh, Bellhound.
What breed of dog was that?
526
00:38:44,087 --> 00:38:45,513
Russian wolfhound. Borzoi.
527
00:38:45,713 --> 00:38:46,728
Thank you.
528
00:38:48,754 --> 00:38:51,007
Curiouser and curiouser.
529
00:40:38,820 --> 00:40:40,017
Mr. Steed.
530
00:40:40,221 --> 00:40:41,797
Looking for something, Mr. Steed?
531
00:40:46,581 --> 00:40:48,916
As a matter of fact,
I am, Miss Pegram, a dog.
532
00:40:49,542 --> 00:40:51,961
A Borzoi called Bellhound.
533
00:40:54,755 --> 00:40:57,508
You conducted a ceremony
for a friend of mine recently.
534
00:40:57,633 --> 00:41:00,386
My dear, they all
come here, eventually.
535
00:41:00,553 --> 00:41:03,472
Bellhound, Mr. Litoff's Borzoi.
536
00:41:03,764 --> 00:41:05,141
Over here.
537
00:41:11,731 --> 00:41:13,608
Splendid creature.
Lovely lady.
538
00:41:14,233 --> 00:41:15,318
Lady?
539
00:41:16,319 --> 00:41:17,653
Yes, I think so.
540
00:41:21,407 --> 00:41:23,492
When did Mr. Litoff die?
541
00:41:23,701 --> 00:41:27,079
He passed away some few days ago.
542
00:41:27,205 --> 00:41:29,624
Who killed him?
- Killed him?
543
00:41:30,041 --> 00:41:34,086
It was the third coronary that took him.
- Oh, really, Glover.
544
00:41:34,253 --> 00:41:37,048
Mr. Litoff had been ill
for some considerable time.
545
00:41:37,678 --> 00:41:39,369
You've only to ask Sir James.
546
00:41:39,700 --> 00:41:41,921
All the same,
when he died you became pretty rich.
547
00:41:42,121 --> 00:41:44,931
Miss Pegram is very
experienced in the financial field.
548
00:41:45,056 --> 00:41:46,849
Anyway, it would all
have gone in death duties.
549
00:41:47,016 --> 00:41:49,852
Seemed so pointless.
- As a matter of interest...
550
00:41:50,102 --> 00:41:51,562
...how much do
you expect to clean up?
551
00:41:52,291 --> 00:41:53,058
Clean up, sir?
552
00:41:53,205 --> 00:41:53,773
Collect.
553
00:41:54,482 --> 00:41:56,192
The last time I worked it out...
554
00:41:56,359 --> 00:41:59,211
...my share was in excess
of 11 million pounds.
555
00:41:59,465 --> 00:42:01,150
Eleven million!
556
00:42:01,964 --> 00:42:03,574
Give or take a few 100,000.
557
00:42:05,451 --> 00:42:07,787
There's not much point
in my offering you a bribe.
558
00:42:07,912 --> 00:42:11,249
No, sir. I could,
however, offer you one.
559
00:42:11,624 --> 00:42:14,624
How did you bribe Litoff's niece,
the one in the tie shop?
560
00:42:14,834 --> 00:42:17,672
My niece, sir.
Quite a promising performance, I believe.
561
00:42:18,506 --> 00:42:21,467
How old are you, Glover?
- Sixty-five, sir.
562
00:42:21,801 --> 00:42:24,720
A fit 65.
- Fifteen years in jail.
563
00:42:25,096 --> 00:42:27,515
A conservative estimate,
that takes you to 80.
564
00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:30,184
A trifle aged to
enjoy all those millions.
565
00:42:30,309 --> 00:42:33,938
I say 15 years, I'm assuming you
can prove your innocence of murder.
566
00:42:34,730 --> 00:42:37,650
I told you,
Mr. Litoff had a coronary.
567
00:42:37,984 --> 00:42:40,236
Not Litoff. Dusty Rhodes.
568
00:42:40,486 --> 00:42:41,904
He died of his injuries.
569
00:42:42,029 --> 00:42:45,408
He was murdered! So was his wife.
- I'm sorry sir, I don't believe you.
570
00:42:45,616 --> 00:42:47,326
How are you going
to spend all this money?
571
00:42:47,994 --> 00:42:49,912
I hardly like to say.
- Why not?
572
00:42:50,830 --> 00:42:52,123
You'll think less of me.
573
00:42:52,665 --> 00:42:54,083
No, I won't.
574
00:42:54,584 --> 00:42:57,128
It's the power that
excites me, Mr. Steed.
575
00:42:57,336 --> 00:43:00,298
I want to be ill-mannered,
unruled and uncouth.
576
00:43:00,590 --> 00:43:02,800
And order people about.
Especially women.
577
00:43:03,134 --> 00:43:07,221
I look forward to being excessively rude
to a considerable number of handsome women!
578
00:43:14,187 --> 00:43:17,773
Just because they're dogs and cats
anyone with the price of a spade can...
579
00:43:17,899 --> 00:43:19,859
...open a grave any time.
580
00:43:52,517 --> 00:43:55,061
I want clearance
on Mr. Litoff's private plane.
581
00:43:55,937 --> 00:43:59,148
Litoff! L-i-t-o-double F.
582
00:43:59,607 --> 00:44:01,400
To leave for Zurich within the hour.
583
00:44:02,597 --> 00:44:03,676
Right.
584
00:44:03,986 --> 00:44:06,989
Don't panic, Glover.
Official wheels turn very slowly.
585
00:44:07,114 --> 00:44:09,033
I'm frightened.
- Don't be.
586
00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:10,368
It's the element of chance.
587
00:44:10,493 --> 00:44:11,869
If I hadn't been to the grave...
588
00:44:11,994 --> 00:44:13,538
Never mind that!
Any sign of Sir James?
589
00:44:13,663 --> 00:44:15,748
No, madam.
- Must be the traffic. Keep an eye out for him.
590
00:44:15,998 --> 00:44:18,835
I only went there
to lay a small floral tribute.
591
00:44:19,085 --> 00:44:21,546
One's last respects.
You understand?
592
00:44:26,801 --> 00:44:27,760
Leaving?
593
00:44:28,010 --> 00:44:30,680
Don't flatter yourself,
Steed, we were leaving anyway.
594
00:44:30,805 --> 00:44:33,683
Obviously been planning it for some time,
wouldn't you say, Bellhound?
595
00:44:33,933 --> 00:44:36,853
I'm an ideas man, Steed.
That's why Litoff employed me.
596
00:44:37,061 --> 00:44:40,815
It all becomes quite clear now.
Glover can go around being rude to people...
597
00:44:40,982 --> 00:44:44,485
...you can prove you were the power
behind the throne and Sir James...
598
00:44:45,069 --> 00:44:48,364
He surprised me.
I may even say he disappoints me.
599
00:44:48,906 --> 00:44:52,827
He was a hard nut to crack. It took
me five years to find his weak spot.
600
00:44:52,952 --> 00:44:54,078
The clinic.
601
00:44:54,370 --> 00:44:56,455
You can get a lot
of clinic for 12 million.
602
00:44:57,540 --> 00:44:58,708
That'll be him now.
603
00:45:02,587 --> 00:45:03,754
Mr. Litoff's?
604
00:45:05,214 --> 00:45:07,717
The Pedigree Kennels.
I've come to collect the dogs.
605
00:45:08,217 --> 00:45:09,594
Very well. Follow me.
606
00:45:21,772 --> 00:45:22,857
Yes?
607
00:45:23,024 --> 00:45:25,193
The lady from the kennels, madam.
608
00:45:25,693 --> 00:45:26,652
Fetch the dogs, Glover.
609
00:45:26,944 --> 00:45:29,071
Do you have any baskets or rugs?
610
00:45:30,740 --> 00:45:31,908
Yes, in the hall.
611
00:45:34,577 --> 00:45:35,620
What's the game?
612
00:45:36,287 --> 00:45:37,788
She was at the pet cemetery.
613
00:45:40,208 --> 00:45:41,626
Where's Steed?
614
00:45:42,126 --> 00:45:43,628
Would you like to join him?
615
00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:50,468
There's something to be said
for an elaborate hairstyle.
616
00:45:50,593 --> 00:45:53,179
What exactly?
- Hairpins.
617
00:45:54,931 --> 00:45:56,557
Let me help you.
618
00:45:59,185 --> 00:46:01,646
Perfect for the job.
What is it?
619
00:46:01,979 --> 00:46:04,565
A solid gold toothpick.
A bequest from my Uncle Joe.
620
00:46:08,084 --> 00:46:08,536
Sorry.
621
00:46:08,752 --> 00:46:11,280
If it was just Glover we had
to deal with, we'd stand a chance.
622
00:46:11,405 --> 00:46:12,532
What about Sir James?
623
00:46:13,032 --> 00:46:15,368
Or him,
but with the three of them.
624
00:46:16,077 --> 00:46:18,162
Miss Pegram is the tough one.
625
00:46:20,373 --> 00:46:22,166
Rubbish!
- We can't kill them!
626
00:46:22,291 --> 00:46:24,877
It's against my whole code of life,
the Hippocratic oath...
627
00:46:25,044 --> 00:46:28,673
I'll offer you a percentage of my cut,
say another 2 million.
628
00:46:28,881 --> 00:46:30,925
And I'll make it 5.
- I don't want your money!
629
00:46:31,259 --> 00:46:33,970
Couldn't we take them with us?
- Don't be stupid!
630
00:46:34,095 --> 00:46:36,347
Why not?
- Leave them stranded somewhere.
631
00:46:39,225 --> 00:46:41,853
Yes.
- You think so?
632
00:46:44,897 --> 00:46:47,358
We'll take them with us
and drop them off somewhere.
633
00:46:49,068 --> 00:46:50,319
Somewhere over the sea.
634
00:46:58,327 --> 00:46:59,328
Read it.
635
00:47:04,750 --> 00:47:05,960
"12:15.
636
00:47:07,962 --> 00:47:10,882
"Body exhumed from
London pet cemetery.
637
00:47:11,716 --> 00:47:16,220
"Definitely identified as
Alex Litoff, Armenian financier."
638
00:47:17,471 --> 00:47:20,057
We'll use the roof exit.
I'll meet you up there.
639
00:48:08,397 --> 00:48:09,649
Hold it.
640
00:48:12,652 --> 00:48:14,570
Please, sir. The gun.
641
00:48:15,279 --> 00:48:16,781
It really isn't necessary.
642
00:48:17,114 --> 00:48:20,284
Our dreams have forsaken us, Glover.
- They have, sir.
643
00:48:21,911 --> 00:48:25,331
Gilt-edged bonds.
- Unnegotiable.
644
00:48:35,258 --> 00:48:36,259
Home, James.
645
00:48:38,886 --> 00:48:41,305
I assume you
wish me to go, too, sir?
646
00:48:41,722 --> 00:48:42,890
I'm afraid so, Glover.
647
00:48:45,226 --> 00:48:46,143
After you, ma'am.
648
00:48:46,769 --> 00:48:49,438
Oh no, Glover, after you.
649
00:48:50,289 --> 00:48:51,203
Madam.
650
00:48:52,651 --> 00:48:54,554
Glover...
651
00:48:57,718 --> 00:48:59,062
Sir.
652
00:49:12,378 --> 00:49:15,423
There they were.
All alone.
653
00:49:16,007 --> 00:49:17,633
Completely abandoned.
654
00:49:18,634 --> 00:49:20,428
Well, we couldn't just
leave them there, could we.
655
00:49:20,678 --> 00:49:21,596
Couldn't we?
656
00:49:21,929 --> 00:49:24,640
Well, I'll think of something.
- Will you?
657
00:49:25,016 --> 00:49:26,434
How about a pair of bath mats?
658
00:49:26,767 --> 00:49:28,060
His and hers.
659
00:49:29,312 --> 00:49:30,479
I bought you a present.
660
00:49:32,648 --> 00:49:35,401
That's very generous of you, Mrs. Peel.
661
00:49:36,235 --> 00:49:37,695
One thing still puzzles me.
662
00:49:38,070 --> 00:49:39,614
That voice on Litoff's intercom?
663
00:49:39,864 --> 00:49:40,740
Glover.
664
00:49:41,282 --> 00:49:42,325
Some butler.
665
00:49:43,367 --> 00:49:45,912
He comes from an old theatrical family.
666
00:49:46,162 --> 00:49:48,247
Very good at imitations, bird...
667
00:49:49,540 --> 00:49:50,541
...impressions?
668
00:49:50,833 --> 00:49:51,959
Don't you like it?
669
00:49:52,126 --> 00:49:54,045
I bought it especially for you.
670
00:49:54,629 --> 00:49:57,256
Mrs. Peel, I'm an Englishman,
therefore, a dog lover.
671
00:49:57,507 --> 00:50:00,259
I prefer not to have dogs
either on my demesne...
672
00:50:00,426 --> 00:50:02,720
...or upon my neck tie.
673
00:50:07,839 --> 00:50:12,438
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