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Donatello:
Warning. The stunts
you are about
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to witness is performed
by professional maniacs.
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Do not attempt this
yourself.
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Do not stand up in an open
vehicle traveling at speeds
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upwards of 90 miles
per hour.
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If an 18-wheeler driven
by a crazed wacko
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was attempting to force you
off the road...
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( tires squealing )
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do not continue to agitate
said crazed wacko.
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( grunts )
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Lastly, never ever
attempt to disarm
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the homemade thermonuclear
device located
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inside said high-speed
moving vehicle...
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unless you're planning
to kiss your shell goodbye.
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♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪
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- Turtles, count it off!
- 1, 2, 3, 4!
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- ♪ Turtles! ♪
- ♪ Mutant chain reaction ♪
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- ♪ Turtles! ♪
- ♪ Livin' underground ♪
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- ♪ Turtles! ♪
- ♪ Ninjutsu action ♪
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- ♪ Turtles! ♪
- ♪ It's a shell of a town ♪
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Turtles, count it off!
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- One!
- ♪ Live by the code
of the martial arts ♪
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- Two!
- ♪ Never fight unless
someone else starts ♪
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- Three!
- ♪ Always stick together
no matter what ♪
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- Four!
- ♪ If all else fails,
then it's time to kick butt ♪
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- ♪ I love bein' ♪
- ♪ I love bein' ♪
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♪ I love bein' a turtle ♪
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♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪
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- Turtles, count it off!
- 1, 2, 3, 4!
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- ♪ Turtles! ♪
- ♪ There's no one better ♪
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- ♪ Turtles! ♪
- ♪ Watch out for Shredder ♪
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- ♪ Turtles! ♪
- ♪ They're like no others ♪
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- ♪ Turtles! ♪
- ♪ Those teenage brothers ♪
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- 1, 2, 3, 4!
- 1, 2, 3, 4!
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♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles ♪
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( echoing )
♪ Turtles, Turtles. ♪
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( rooster crows )
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Mm.
( sighs )
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Sure is
beautiful up here
this time of year.
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It's nice to get away
from the city
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after all we've
been through together--
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you know,
quiet time,
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alone...
just the two of us.
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So, what exactly
are you trying
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to say to me,
Casey Jones?
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Okay, it's just--
you know, don't get me wrong,
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I don't want to move
too fast here or nothing,
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but I've been thinking.
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- Maybe...
- ( yelps )
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Don't mind us.
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Hah, much too
slow, my son.
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( grunting )
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Please, go about
your business.
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Weren't you guys
gonna go pick apples
or something?
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That was Don.
( grunts )
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Although, Mikey
and Raph said something
about settling a bet...?
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( grunting )
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Don't move.
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- Whoo-hoo!
- Bullseye!
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( sighs )
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That's it.
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After 20 consecutive
double-bullseyes,
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I'm officially
declaring this contest
a tie.
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Aw--!
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But we haven't even gotten
to the blindfold round yet.
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Forget it, William Tell.
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We came here to pick apples.
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We have to bring back
at least one still...
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( sighs )
...intact.
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- ( gunshots popping )
- All: Huh?
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- ( gunshots popping )
- ( squawking )
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- Quiet, you guys.
- Hide.
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( grunting )
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Someone!
Someone, help!
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Help me, please.
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They've got a bomb.
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The city-- aliens.
I didn't want--
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not right.
Gone too far.
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( groans )
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This man's been
shot in the shoulder.
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What was he talking about,
a bomb or something?
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Man:
He went over this way!
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Man #2:
I see his tracks.
Let's finish this.
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Man #3:
Come on!
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I'll stay and do
what I can for him.
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You guys need
to lead the others
away from here.
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Man #2:
Come on, after him!
Move it!
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- Man: #3:
Shake your tail, boys!
- Go, go!
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- We'll get that traitor yet!
- Yeah, we sure will!
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Come on! Let's go!
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I don't know, Skunk.
Hunting down one of our own--
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isn't this
a little extreme?
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Nothing is too extreme
in the fight
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against the
alien menace, Puke.
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Remember who we are.
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We're "Humans Against
The Extraterrestrials."
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And as a member
of "H.A.T.E.,"
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Michael knew
the rules.
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Our cause is
a lifelong commitment.
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No one leaves.
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Find him.
He's wounded.
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He won't get far.
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I need to make some
last-minute preparations
at the base.
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We've come too far
to let one traitor
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force us to scrub
the entire mission.
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Huh?
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Ha.
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Whoa!
( gasps )
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Ugh--!
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It's-- it's true.
Aliens!
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Eat grenades,
space slime.
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( yells )
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( grunts )
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Skunk was right.
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You space freaks
haven't left Earth.
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Your green
Martian butt
is mine.
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1, 2, 3, 4!
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♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles. ♪
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1, 2, 3, 4!
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♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles. ♪
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Ow! What the...?
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( laughs )
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- ( launcher whirring )
- Huh?
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- Wha--?
- Hey, pal,
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didn't your mom
tell you about these things?
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"You'll put
your eye out, kid."
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We're on
to you, "E.T."
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Oh--!
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"E.T., phone home."
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( chuckles )
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Stay back!
Keep away from me!
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Ha, ha. This is just
too good to be true.
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( grunting )
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( gasps )
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- Wha--? Oh-hh...
- ( plops )
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( crowd chatter )
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Skunk:
Faithful members of "Humans
Against The Extraterrestrials,"
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today, we make history.
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Today, we show
those alien slimebags
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that you don't mess
with the human race--
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not when H.A.T.E.
is on the job!
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( cheering )
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Skunk:
You've heard
the lies--
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"The aliens were defeated.
All is safe."
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Well, don't believe it.
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Look at the news--
"Aliens attack in
subway skirmish,"
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"Aliens in our sewers,"
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"Mob Chases Alien
in Atlinger Alley."
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And what do
these sightings
have in common?
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Uh, aliens?
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No.
Well, yeah.
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But, no.
What else?
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All:
New York City!
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That's right.
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They're dug deep
in the Big Apple
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and nobody's doing
a freaking thing
about it...
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until now.
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( door creaks )
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This is
the last best hope
of the human race.
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And we're gonna
blow it up
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right in the middle
of alien central.
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( cheering )
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Donnie, how's the patient?
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I've done all I can do
for him here.
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We need to get him
to a hospital fast.
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I can take him
in the sidecar.
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Come on.
I'll give you
a hand with him.
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What about that bomb
he was babbling about?
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I thought I heard
the leader guy
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say something
about a base.
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( motor rumbles )
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Let's find it.
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Anyways, I guess
what I was trying
to say before was--
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I mean, now that
we're, you know,
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and all,
maybe it's time we--
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- ( car horn honks )
- April: Whoa!
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- ( tires squeal )
- Hey!
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Hey! Watch where
you're driving, lady!
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April, wait!
Hang on a sec!
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Yeah. Why don't you
watch where you're
standing?
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Who is this crazy woman,
Arnold?
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Ma, I told you
never to call me that.
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Ma, this is April.
You know,
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the girl I've been
telling you about?
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Oh, really?
I get to meet
the mystery woman?
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I don't know
how many months
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I've been hearing
about your fiancée.
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"Fiancée"?
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May I have a word
with you in private...
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"dear"?
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Did you tell your mother
we're engaged?
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No.
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Kinda.
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Ugh!
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You got to understand.
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My mom hates every girl
I ever brung home.
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So I just said it
to shut her up.
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I never thought she'd
come looking for ya.
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I just wanted her
to like you, is all,
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'cause you're,
you know, special.
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Really?
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Ahem. Um, don't
mind us, guys.
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Ahem.
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Perhaps
we should continue
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- our meditation
session elsewhere.
- ( pounding on door )
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So, you're gonna make me
stand outside all alone
the whole day?
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Don't come in,
Mrs. Jones.
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- The place is a mess.
- Oof!
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Oh, it's not
that bad, dear--
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if you don't mind
living in a pigsty.
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Raphael:
Ah, piece of cake.
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These wackos
got a lot to learn
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about covering
their tracks.
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Just remember,
these "wackos"
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are playing with some
very dangerous toys.
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And we don't know
how many of them
there are.
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I say, bring them on.
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( car engine roaring )
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1, 2, 3, 4!
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♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles. ♪
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1, 2, 3, 4!
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♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles. ♪
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( grunting )
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I'm real
sorry, April.
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My ma has a real way
of ticking people off.
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It's not your mom
I'm angry with.
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She and I just got off
on the wrong foot.
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( grunting )
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Here, let me
help you with that.
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What do I look like?
Some feeble old lady
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who can't carry
her own bag?
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( grunts )
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Sorry. I was just...
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Here, see if you
can't make yourself
useful.
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Mrs. Snodgrass
down the road gave me
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10 bushels
of her apples.
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You can haul them
out to the barn.
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I can help too, Ma.
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- No.
- Ow!
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You'll go into town
and do the marketing.
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I got a list inside.
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I don't like
to trust my money
with strangers.
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Hey! Wait a minute!
I--
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Oh--!
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Need a hand?
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( door squeaks )
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Now I see where Casey
gets his ability
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to be so annoying--
his mother.
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00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:03,180
Do not take
her disapproval
personally, Miss O'Neil.
250
00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:08,018
Parents can be
very overprotective
of their children.
251
00:12:08,102 --> 00:12:09,979
Tell me about it.
252
00:12:15,234 --> 00:12:16,694
( grunts )
253
00:12:21,490 --> 00:12:22,867
( crackling )
254
00:12:22,950 --> 00:12:24,243
( grunts )
255
00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:29,331
- ( buzzing )
- ( yells )
256
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:34,211
( fizzling )
257
00:12:55,149 --> 00:12:58,152
Game over, space freak.
258
00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:06,118
Eh...?
259
00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:08,370
Huh?
260
00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:13,042
Huh?
261
00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:18,547
( yells,
grunting )
262
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,633
Ooh, that hurts.
263
00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:25,554
Whoa. Unh.
264
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:26,972
Huh?
( yells )
265
00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:28,057
Ugh--!
266
00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:33,229
Here you go, Mrs. Jones,
all neatly stacked.
267
00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:35,147
I see that,
dear.
268
00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:37,233
But they
aren't peeled.
269
00:13:37,316 --> 00:13:40,027
I'd be happy
to peel them.
270
00:13:40,110 --> 00:13:44,573
Good. Try not
to bruise 'em up
too much.
271
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:49,036
Ooh, there's just
no pleasing that woman.
272
00:13:49,119 --> 00:13:51,163
( blades ring )
273
00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:55,918
We've got
an unidentified male,
274
00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:58,546
shoulder wound
and multiple fractures.
275
00:13:58,629 --> 00:14:01,006
Let's bring him in.
On my count--
276
00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:03,551
1, 2, 3.
277
00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:06,262
Sorry for the
"drop and dash," pal.
278
00:14:06,345 --> 00:14:08,389
But you're
in good hands now.
279
00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:13,352
The bomb is good to go.
280
00:14:13,435 --> 00:14:16,188
Why haven't
the patrols reported in?
281
00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:18,274
( engine whirrs )
282
00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:19,817
About time.
283
00:14:23,612 --> 00:14:26,156
What the--?
284
00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:35,332
( buzzing )
285
00:14:39,628 --> 00:14:41,630
We're under attack!
Take cover!
286
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,799
Oh, no! Take cover!
287
00:14:49,597 --> 00:14:51,515
( creaks )
288
00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:53,642
Keep your eyes peeled
for anything
289
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,561
that looks like a bomb.
290
00:14:55,644 --> 00:14:56,645
( whimpers )
291
00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:58,564
This fit the bill?
292
00:14:58,647 --> 00:15:00,566
Don't touch
that thing.
293
00:15:00,649 --> 00:15:02,026
That's not
just any bomb.
294
00:15:02,109 --> 00:15:05,654
It's a thermonuclear device,
and it's armed.
295
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:08,657
What are these maniacs
doing with a nuke?
296
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:12,328
Wasting alien scum
like you.
297
00:15:16,415 --> 00:15:18,334
( gasps )
298
00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:21,128
1, 2, 3, 4!
299
00:15:21,211 --> 00:15:23,505
♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles. ♪
300
00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:26,258
1, 2, 3, 4!
301
00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:28,761
♪ Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles. ♪
302
00:15:30,137 --> 00:15:32,640
Thought you alien garbage
could stop me
303
00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:33,974
from taking out
your stronghold
304
00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:35,934
in New York City?
305
00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:37,811
Well, guess again.
306
00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:39,855
No idea
what you're
talking about.
307
00:15:39,938 --> 00:15:41,940
Deny it all you want.
308
00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:44,360
But nothing will stop me
from keeping this planet
309
00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:47,613
safe for the human race.
Nothing!
310
00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:50,783
Hah-yah!
311
00:15:50,866 --> 00:15:52,034
( grunting )
312
00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:57,539
Yah!
313
00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:01,126
Look, why
don't you make
314
00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:02,795
like a good little
H.A.T.E.-monger
315
00:16:02,878 --> 00:16:04,880
and disarm
your nuke?
316
00:16:04,963 --> 00:16:06,131
Why don't you
make like
317
00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:08,926
a good little alien
and eat this?
318
00:16:09,009 --> 00:16:10,302
( turtles grunting )
319
00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:16,392
( engine starts )
320
00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:25,651
You aliens will perish,
every last one of you!
321
00:16:25,734 --> 00:16:27,945
( coughing )
322
00:16:28,028 --> 00:16:30,864
Ugh. Do I feel
like a sucker.
323
00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:31,990
I'm just glad
Mikey wasn't here
324
00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:33,951
to see us
losing the bad guy.
325
00:16:34,034 --> 00:16:35,994
We'll never
catch him now.
326
00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:39,081
Never say never,
Donny.
327
00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:42,584
( engine roars )
328
00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:52,886
( sighs )
There you go,
peeled and cored.
329
00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:54,471
You did 'em all?
330
00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:56,849
I only need a dozen
for the pie.
331
00:16:56,932 --> 00:16:58,934
Ugh!
332
00:16:59,017 --> 00:17:01,770
Such a waste.
( sighs )
333
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:03,397
Oh, well.
Might as well
334
00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:06,525
press the rest into cider
before they rot.
335
00:17:06,608 --> 00:17:08,902
Listen, I'm getting
a little frustrated
336
00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:10,946
with you giving me
orders all the time.
337
00:17:11,029 --> 00:17:12,781
I would prefer to be
treated as an adult
338
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:15,534
who happens to care
a great deal
about your son.
339
00:17:15,617 --> 00:17:18,203
I think I deserve
a little respect.
340
00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:20,164
Well, all that
negativity won't get
341
00:17:20,247 --> 00:17:22,458
those apples
pressed, "dear."
342
00:17:24,418 --> 00:17:25,252
Right.
343
00:17:25,335 --> 00:17:28,213
Let's get started
on the cider.
344
00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:33,677
Huh?
345
00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:35,637
Those alien scum
are still trying
to stop me.
346
00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:38,098
I'll show 'em.
Nobody stops
347
00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:40,142
Humans Against
The Extraterrestrials.
348
00:17:40,225 --> 00:17:42,144
( tires screeching )
349
00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:46,774
This is where
you get off.
350
00:17:46,857 --> 00:17:50,068
Since when
am I supposed to do
the crazy stuff?
351
00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:51,403
That's your
department, Raph.
352
00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:53,155
Just go.
353
00:17:57,534 --> 00:17:59,745
Whoa-- whoa!
354
00:17:59,828 --> 00:18:01,747
He's king
of the cycle,
355
00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:03,248
the main man
of the motorbike.
356
00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:05,250
He's "Turtle Kanurtle,"
and he--
357
00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:08,045
- Whoa!
- ( horn honks )
358
00:18:08,128 --> 00:18:09,505
Whoa!
359
00:18:10,839 --> 00:18:13,175
( grunting )
360
00:18:16,887 --> 00:18:18,806
Hey, my bros!
361
00:18:21,016 --> 00:18:22,351
Whoa!
362
00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:24,812
( grunting )
363
00:18:27,147 --> 00:18:29,566
Uh--!
364
00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:30,776
Okay.
365
00:18:30,859 --> 00:18:33,195
Now all I have to do
is remove the plutonium core,
366
00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:37,533
at 90 miles an hour--
with a maniac at the wheel.
367
00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:43,413
( bangs )
368
00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:56,051
Ha, ha.
Enjoy the scenic route,
alien scum.
369
00:18:56,134 --> 00:18:57,469
Remember me?
370
00:18:57,553 --> 00:18:58,929
( grunting )
371
00:18:59,012 --> 00:19:02,140
Skunk:
You're not gonna stop me.
Nobody's gonna stop me.
372
00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:04,351
( tires squealing )
373
00:19:05,727 --> 00:19:06,478
Careful.
374
00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:08,272
Got to get
just the right--
375
00:19:08,355 --> 00:19:09,523
- ( tires screeching )
- Whoa!
376
00:19:09,606 --> 00:19:11,692
( groans )
It's the wrong wire!
377
00:19:11,775 --> 00:19:14,486
( alarm beeping )
378
00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:19,157
Raph,
the nuke's activated!
Bail out! Now!
379
00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:21,243
( grunting )
380
00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:24,538
( beeps )
381
00:19:28,292 --> 00:19:31,044
Cowabunga!
382
00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:33,964
Whoa!
( yells )
383
00:19:34,047 --> 00:19:37,009
Raph, get down.
384
00:19:38,927 --> 00:19:41,597
( rapid beeping )
385
00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:45,392
Shouldn't we be
vaporized or something?
386
00:19:45,475 --> 00:19:47,477
That wasn't
a nuclear explosion.
387
00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:49,479
I removed
the plutonium core.
388
00:19:49,563 --> 00:19:51,481
But all
your crazy driving
made me set off
389
00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:53,942
the detonating charge.
That's what blew.
390
00:19:55,485 --> 00:19:57,112
Raphael:
Hope the authorities
don't mind handling
391
00:19:57,195 --> 00:19:58,947
the little gift
we left for them.
392
00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:07,039
Hey, you guys
need a ride?
393
00:20:09,416 --> 00:20:11,877
I'm back!
How'd it go with Ma?
394
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:13,378
Let's put it
this way.
395
00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:15,714
We haven't killed
each other...
396
00:20:15,797 --> 00:20:17,382
pftt-- yet.
397
00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:19,384
- ( door opens )
- Arnold Casey Jones,
398
00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:21,470
I have only
one thing to say.
399
00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:25,015
I really like
this girl.
400
00:20:25,098 --> 00:20:26,475
She passed
the strength test,
401
00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:29,269
the patience test,
the endurance test,
402
00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:30,896
the assertiveness test,
403
00:20:30,979 --> 00:20:34,399
and she makes pretty good
apple cider, too.
404
00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:37,819
Here, have some pie
and cider, dear.
405
00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:41,073
Er, thanks,
Mrs. Jones.
406
00:20:41,156 --> 00:20:43,367
Call me "Ma."
You've earned it.
407
00:20:43,450 --> 00:20:46,119
And don't you worry
about the dishes.
408
00:20:46,203 --> 00:20:47,287
Arnold will
take care of them
409
00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:49,665
right after
he helps me outside.
410
00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:56,088
Look, Ma,
I got a confession
to make.
411
00:20:56,171 --> 00:20:58,256
We're not
really engaged.
412
00:20:58,340 --> 00:21:00,133
Oh, Arnold,
you really think
413
00:21:00,217 --> 00:21:01,677
your mother couldn't
figure that one out
414
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:02,928
for herself?
415
00:21:03,011 --> 00:21:05,889
One more thing,
you don't have
to tell me now,
416
00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:08,517
but someday I'd really
like to hear the story
417
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:11,728
behind that big rat
and the giant turtle.
418
00:21:15,649 --> 00:21:18,193
( theme music playing )
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