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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:55,467 --> 00:00:57,550 Left! 3rd! 2 00:01:09,633 --> 00:01:13,550 Here's Jean-Louis Schlesser in his mean machine, 3 00:01:13,717 --> 00:01:17,217 Proudly bearing the number 10, like soccer star Zidane 4 00:01:20,300 --> 00:01:22,967 30 meters, then left and brake! 5 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:28,967 World rally champion in both '98 and '99... 6 00:01:29,133 --> 00:01:32,633 ...winner of the Paris - Dakar rallye: He's the man to beat! 7 00:01:37,550 --> 00:01:39,300 Left, top speed! 8 00:01:42,467 --> 00:01:45,883 Hey Jean-Louis, get a move on! We're about to get slaughtered! 9 00:01:45,967 --> 00:01:47,550 I'm pedal to the metal! 10 00:01:49,800 --> 00:01:52,967 The guy behind must have a longer pedal then! Watch out! 11 00:01:54,467 --> 00:01:57,467 That asshole's actually flashing me! Isn't that Vatanen? 12 00:01:58,883 --> 00:02:00,300 Err... no, it's a taxi! 13 00:02:02,883 --> 00:02:05,883 Are you gonna move your trash away or not? You know, I'm working here! 14 00:02:06,467 --> 00:02:07,882 You're sure we're one the right road? 15 00:02:07,883 --> 00:02:09,300 Don't worry, it's a short cut! 16 00:02:10,092 --> 00:02:11,092 A short cut...? 17 00:02:11,633 --> 00:02:12,800 Are you gonna allow a TAXI to pass you? 18 00:02:12,842 --> 00:02:14,050 No freakin' way! 19 00:02:18,383 --> 00:02:22,175 I don't believe this! Sorry, folks, there's some tourist holding up traffic! 20 00:02:22,300 --> 00:02:24,258 Looks more like a race car to me...! 21 00:02:24,300 --> 00:02:27,633 Nah, just some jerk showing off with a couple o' race stickers... 22 00:02:27,717 --> 00:02:30,883 You know, a taxi on our tail will sure look bad at the finish line! 23 00:02:30,925 --> 00:02:32,717 Don't worry, there's an opening... I'll shake him off! 24 00:02:35,467 --> 00:02:37,550 D'you see that? That asshole rammed me! 25 00:02:38,717 --> 00:02:41,383 I'm gonna have to pass him or we'll be here all week! 26 00:02:49,300 --> 00:02:51,550 Don't worry honey, we're almost there! 27 00:02:57,717 --> 00:03:00,800 Why... why are there so many people here? 28 00:03:00,883 --> 00:03:02,883 Of course they are! They're on vacation! 29 00:03:02,967 --> 00:03:04,633 Aah, I see...! 30 00:03:05,300 --> 00:03:07,967 Go, Jean Louis! Bravo, Jean Louis! 31 00:03:08,133 --> 00:03:11,467 And here's number 10... It's NOT Schlesser...! 32 00:03:11,883 --> 00:03:12,967 It's a... taxi... 33 00:03:18,883 --> 00:03:21,383 I didn't catch his number... 34 00:03:31,883 --> 00:03:33,383 17 min, 25 sec! 35 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:38,967 As always, the passengers throw up after, never during the ride... 36 00:03:39,467 --> 00:03:40,800 Are you alright, honey? 37 00:03:41,967 --> 00:03:42,967 Who's the patient? 38 00:03:43,050 --> 00:03:45,467 She is! Her waters broke! 39 00:03:45,550 --> 00:03:46,300 Allow me. 40 00:03:48,633 --> 00:03:50,050 But you're giving birth here! 41 00:03:50,133 --> 00:03:53,550 What did you think? I ain't knitting! 42 00:03:53,633 --> 00:03:55,050 Fetch me my gear! No time to lose, we'll do it right here! 43 00:03:55,133 --> 00:03:57,716 Hey doc, I'm sorry but I gotta run! Plus my seats are brand-new... 44 00:03:57,717 --> 00:03:59,799 ...can't you just do it in the road? 45 00:03:59,800 --> 00:04:01,883 Sir! Her waters broke! 46 00:04:01,967 --> 00:04:03,717 "Her garters broke...?" 47 00:04:04,967 --> 00:04:05,550 Push! 48 00:04:07,883 --> 00:04:10,467 Breathe! Breathe! Now push! Push! 49 00:04:17,217 --> 00:04:18,133 Oh hi Lily, what's up? 50 00:04:18,300 --> 00:04:21,467 The family dinner, remember? With MY folks? You're half an hour late! 51 00:04:21,675 --> 00:04:23,217 I'll be there ASAP! 52 00:04:23,342 --> 00:04:26,758 Daniel, after 6 months I found the courage to show you my dad... 53 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:28,632 And now that he's expecting you, you're taking a road trip? 54 00:04:28,633 --> 00:04:31,799 But this is a super-big emergency! It's top-octane! 55 00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:34,383 What do you consider my folks then? Diesel? 56 00:04:34,633 --> 00:04:36,050 Oh Lily, come on! 57 00:04:36,217 --> 00:04:40,717 Mom's so edgy that she dropped the roastbeef, dad's pacing the floor... but hey, take your time! 58 00:04:40,758 --> 00:04:43,967 Lily, sorry but I can't come any faster. I'm stuck tight here! 59 00:04:47,633 --> 00:04:50,217 What do you mean, "stuck"? Who's that yelling? 60 00:04:50,425 --> 00:04:52,217 Err... it's... it's a woman... 61 00:04:52,300 --> 00:04:54,882 Thanks, I recognize a woman even if she sounds like a donkey! 62 00:04:54,883 --> 00:04:56,300 What are you doing exactly, Daniel? 63 00:04:56,383 --> 00:05:00,467 Nothing, I'm just watching here! It's not what you think! You hear me? 64 00:05:00,550 --> 00:05:02,217 I can hear that bitch alright! 65 00:05:02,300 --> 00:05:05,008 Tell me, is it someone I know? 66 00:05:05,050 --> 00:05:08,800 No! And anyway, I don't know her either! I swear I've never seen her before! 67 00:05:08,883 --> 00:05:12,300 Oh, yes I feel it now...! I CAN FEEL IT...! 68 00:05:14,467 --> 00:05:15,883 Hey, are you fucking with me? 69 00:05:16,550 --> 00:05:20,925 You're banging some slut in your taxi when I want you to meet my parents? 70 00:05:20,967 --> 00:05:24,382 Not at all! There's this fat woman, yelling because her garters broke... 71 00:05:24,383 --> 00:05:26,424 ...and her husband is holding her...! 72 00:05:26,425 --> 00:05:29,467 What, her husband, too? A threesome in a car? 73 00:05:29,550 --> 00:05:33,883 Oh, dear...! Can someone please explain to her because I don't think I can... 74 00:05:33,967 --> 00:05:36,550 You here! This is your fault so give it your best! 75 00:05:36,717 --> 00:05:40,133 Hello m'am, I'm the husband... ...and it's just wonderful... 76 00:05:40,217 --> 00:05:41,300 Come on, push! 77 00:05:41,383 --> 00:05:42,133 Listen, Lily...! 78 00:05:42,217 --> 00:05:44,550 Give me his number Daniel, I'll forward it to the morgue...! 79 00:05:44,633 --> 00:05:49,299 He's shaken 'cause he's dropped the big pin, do you want to talk to the doctor? 80 00:05:49,300 --> 00:05:50,633 What, there's a doctor, too? 81 00:05:50,717 --> 00:05:53,300 Lily, I swear it's the truth! 82 00:05:53,383 --> 00:05:54,467 There...! 83 00:05:54,633 --> 00:05:56,633 - Oh, the baby's coming out! - Push! 84 00:05:58,217 --> 00:06:00,382 It's a baby. I swear it's a baby, Lily! 85 00:06:00,383 --> 00:06:01,300 Baby? 86 00:06:01,967 --> 00:06:05,050 Well yes, I can see the head! At least I think it's a head...! 87 00:06:05,133 --> 00:06:06,300 You made a baby in my back? 88 00:06:06,383 --> 00:06:07,383 Of course not! 89 00:06:07,384 --> 00:06:13,800 He doesn't look at all like me, I swear! He's as wrinkly as an old garden gnome! 90 00:06:13,883 --> 00:06:14,883 There... 91 00:06:14,884 --> 00:06:16,883 Oh, it's wonderful...! 92 00:06:17,133 --> 00:06:20,050 - You're getting me confused here... - Just listen for a second! 93 00:06:20,217 --> 00:06:22,799 This woman was ready to have her baby boy, but instead of giving birth IN the clinic... 94 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:25,883 ...she had him IN FRONT of the clinic, in MY taxi! 95 00:06:26,300 --> 00:06:28,883 And now she's ruined my back seat! 96 00:06:29,883 --> 00:06:32,217 Hey, don't hit that poor kid, what's he done to you! 97 00:06:32,300 --> 00:06:33,717 Finally, we'll be able to talk! 98 00:06:33,800 --> 00:06:35,383 It's marvellous! 99 00:06:36,217 --> 00:06:39,216 Next time you're at a childbirth, I hope it'll be mine! 100 00:06:39,217 --> 00:06:43,716 No problem Lily, I can sit here and wait if you like. This clinic looks just fine. 101 00:06:43,717 --> 00:06:45,133 You have 10 minutes to get over here! 102 00:06:46,717 --> 00:06:51,633 You're done, no twins for today? Can we wrap up, doc? I really gotta run! 103 00:06:52,800 --> 00:06:56,383 Ah there you are, hon! What's wrong, a problem with your friend? 104 00:06:56,467 --> 00:07:01,132 It's nothing, an emergency at the hospital. A difficult childbirth. 105 00:07:01,133 --> 00:07:06,300 I understand. Saving lives all day like that... It deserves respect! 106 00:07:12,883 --> 00:07:16,217 I don't know what to say. You were just awesome! 107 00:07:16,967 --> 00:07:17,800 I know! 108 00:07:17,883 --> 00:07:21,717 I hope you won't lose your license after taking all those risks... 109 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:23,633 Don't worry sir, I don't have a license! 110 00:07:27,883 --> 00:07:32,300 I am quite pleased... actually moved, even... 111 00:07:32,467 --> 00:07:36,133 to hand you your... first... 112 00:07:36,717 --> 00:07:39,633 driver's... license! 113 00:07:39,967 --> 00:07:42,050 - Are you sure? - Oh yeah, absolutely! 114 00:07:42,883 --> 00:07:45,050 But I feel like I'm twisting your arm here... 115 00:07:45,133 --> 00:07:48,216 Oh no, there can be no doubt about it! It was very, very good! 116 00:07:48,217 --> 00:07:51,549 I know it's my 27th attempt but that shouldn't be a reason...! 117 00:07:51,550 --> 00:07:54,633 Oh no no no... you know, your 100th attempt would still be the same! 118 00:07:54,967 --> 00:07:57,133 You're ready... really ready. 119 00:07:58,800 --> 00:08:00,133 Ok, I accept. 120 00:08:00,217 --> 00:08:01,550 That's VERY good. 121 00:08:01,633 --> 00:08:02,966 I'll just back out, then. 122 00:08:02,967 --> 00:08:04,717 NOOO!!! 123 00:08:05,467 --> 00:08:09,050 Leave it! No touching!! Leave it! 124 00:08:09,133 --> 00:08:10,800 I'll do it! I'll sort it out! 125 00:08:10,883 --> 00:08:13,217 Exactly! We'll sort it out! 126 00:08:14,717 --> 00:08:16,717 Thanks for trusting me... So I got my license, yes or no? 127 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:18,467 Oh yes... yesyesyes you do! 128 00:08:18,550 --> 00:08:22,883 But don't go to extremes, ok? You have to take it slowly, see? 129 00:08:23,217 --> 00:08:29,550 That license, you're HOLDING it. And now you're gonna WALK home, see? 130 00:08:29,967 --> 00:08:33,800 I see. Ok, I'll take it. I'll call tomorrow in case you regret it. 131 00:08:33,883 --> 00:08:37,800 Oh no you won't! I'm not here tomorrow... will ever be, actually. 132 00:08:38,800 --> 00:08:41,383 I've asked for a transfer, I'm moving to Paris! 133 00:08:42,133 --> 00:08:44,633 Oh I see... So this is a leaving present? 134 00:08:44,717 --> 00:08:47,133 You're still my most assiduous pupil! 135 00:08:47,842 --> 00:08:52,133 Yeah, right... "assiduous"! 136 00:08:56,300 --> 00:08:58,217 Car Weekly, please. 137 00:09:00,050 --> 00:09:03,175 No no, that's ok. It's my pleasure! 138 00:09:11,342 --> 00:09:13,425 Mom, he's here! Mom! 139 00:09:13,467 --> 00:09:15,675 Oh...? Yes! Yes, of course! Let's eat! 140 00:09:28,550 --> 00:09:30,633 I'm sorry Lily, it won't happen again. 141 00:09:30,717 --> 00:09:34,967 If you screw up there won't be a next time! My dad won't give you a second chance. 142 00:09:35,300 --> 00:09:39,342 Oh, come on. I'm sure he's nice deep down inside. 143 00:09:39,383 --> 00:09:42,133 How else could he have made a daughter with such beautiful blue eyes! 144 00:09:42,383 --> 00:09:44,466 Go on, keep smirking... You just better be careful! 145 00:09:44,467 --> 00:09:48,842 Don't worry, It'll be fine. I love him already so why shouldn't he like me? 146 00:09:48,883 --> 00:09:50,550 - Hey... I hope he's not a cop? - No! 147 00:09:52,467 --> 00:09:55,717 Well there's no problem, then! Ain't nothing worse than a cop! 148 00:09:59,633 --> 00:10:03,133 Dad? I'd like you to meet my boyfriend, Daniel. 149 00:10:08,717 --> 00:10:10,883 So you're a doctor? 150 00:10:13,050 --> 00:10:15,300 Go on... and good luck! 151 00:10:18,050 --> 00:10:21,966 So pleased to meet you! Lily told me so much... only nice things! 152 00:10:21,967 --> 00:10:25,300 Is your hearing impaired or you don't like to answer questions? 153 00:10:28,425 --> 00:10:31,717 I'm not a physician... An apprentice! I'm an apprentice, sir! 154 00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:32,967 What year? 155 00:10:33,717 --> 00:10:37,217 1st year... I mean, I'm just about to change into 2nd! 156 00:10:37,342 --> 00:10:39,008 2nd year? 157 00:10:39,217 --> 00:10:41,217 - You don't look so young, though. - Edmond! 158 00:10:41,300 --> 00:10:45,466 What, "Edmond"? I'm just inspecting a new recruit here! 159 00:10:45,467 --> 00:10:46,467 Answer me! 160 00:10:46,550 --> 00:10:50,216 You're right sir, I'm not young anymore because I've worked a lot of jobs... 161 00:10:50,217 --> 00:10:54,383 ...to feed my family and pay for my licens... studies. 162 00:10:54,467 --> 00:10:57,967 I started when I was 12 so of course it made me age faster... 163 00:10:58,133 --> 00:10:59,675 What jobs? 164 00:11:00,050 --> 00:11:03,050 Right now I'm driving a tax... ambulance! An ambulance! 165 00:11:03,217 --> 00:11:05,467 That's why I was late, I got delayed at the clinic! 166 00:11:05,550 --> 00:11:10,716 But that's ok, it keeps me on the edge. An eye on the road, an eye on the patient! 167 00:11:10,717 --> 00:11:13,800 Doing 2 things at once, isn't that the surest way to fail them both? 168 00:11:14,717 --> 00:11:19,550 Excuse me, sir, but I have to disagree. Indeed, just look at yourself! 169 00:11:19,967 --> 00:11:21,717 Oh? What do you mean? 170 00:11:21,883 --> 00:11:24,467 I can see a lot of decorations there... 171 00:11:24,550 --> 00:11:27,967 ...proving you've had a successful career. 172 00:11:28,383 --> 00:11:33,050 And I see this young women... pretty, intelligent and very well-educated. 173 00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:37,633 This clearly proves that you successfully managed to do 2 things at once. 174 00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:43,717 I drove an ambulance, too. It was in '59, in Algeria. 175 00:11:43,800 --> 00:11:46,050 An eye on the road, an eye on the machine gun! 176 00:11:46,217 --> 00:11:50,467 We'll see to the wounded later... ...if they're still alive! 177 00:11:50,550 --> 00:11:54,466 Edmond? My roast beef may be dead, but it still needs treatment! 178 00:11:54,467 --> 00:11:57,467 Affirmative! I'm starving! Forward! 179 00:11:57,800 --> 00:12:02,050 The worst is still ahead of you: Paying attention to 3 hours of war stories! 180 00:12:02,133 --> 00:12:05,883 Don't worry, I'm shifting to neutral gear. I'll just be gently coasting along! 181 00:12:10,967 --> 00:12:11,883 I hope I didn't hurt you? 182 00:12:11,967 --> 00:12:12,967 Not at all. 183 00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:17,133 Oh good, because I thought I heard your hip crack and... OUCH! 184 00:12:17,717 --> 00:12:18,633 Guess it was MY hip then! 185 00:12:18,634 --> 00:12:20,467 Sorry Émilien. You want 5 minutes? 186 00:12:20,550 --> 00:12:22,633 No no, I'm ok... doing great! 187 00:12:22,967 --> 00:12:27,050 I just took a bad posture because I was afraid to hurt you... but it'll pass. 188 00:12:27,133 --> 00:12:29,217 Actually it's past already, I'm just fine! 189 00:12:29,550 --> 00:12:35,133 I would've massaged it for you... but if you tell me you're fine... great! 190 00:12:36,300 --> 00:12:37,967 I'm fine on the surface, yes... 191 00:12:38,133 --> 00:12:42,133 but deep down, there's still a little pain, some stiffness... 192 00:12:42,217 --> 00:12:45,633 So maybe a little massage... just a small one! 193 00:12:47,217 --> 00:12:50,717 OK, guys, we'll finish today with a little fight for 5 minutes... 194 00:12:52,133 --> 00:12:53,133 Bow! 195 00:12:53,134 --> 00:12:54,217 Would you like someone at your level? 196 00:12:54,300 --> 00:12:55,300 Oh no, I'll be ok. 197 00:12:55,301 --> 00:12:59,050 - Fight! - But I really don't want to hurt you... 198 00:12:59,133 --> 00:13:01,717 I'm really touched by your concern, Émilien. 199 00:13:08,383 --> 00:13:10,632 So you want a piece of me? 200 00:13:10,633 --> 00:13:14,717 I'm warning you. I started at the age of 4. I'm going to teach you a thing or two! 201 00:13:22,550 --> 00:13:26,967 That's unfair! Your smile could melt a radiator, how am I supposed to concentrate? 202 00:13:30,550 --> 00:13:34,633 A guy in the street wouldn't smile at you. Seriously, it's perturbing! 203 00:13:40,633 --> 00:13:42,550 Ok listen up, you sumos! 204 00:13:42,967 --> 00:13:46,633 Red alert! We're meeting with the chief in 5 minutes! 205 00:13:48,717 --> 00:13:51,299 What's wrong Émilien? Did you lose your lenses? 206 00:13:51,300 --> 00:13:55,633 Yeah, but I can see you well enough to kick your ass so FUCK OFF! 207 00:13:56,383 --> 00:13:58,883 You know, I'm just trying to help! 208 00:14:00,883 --> 00:14:02,217 Tell me, you done a lot of judo? 209 00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:05,883 Nah, only a couple of times. It's not my kind of sport. 210 00:14:06,633 --> 00:14:08,216 What is your kind of sport then? 211 00:14:08,217 --> 00:14:10,300 Karate. It's far more effective! 212 00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:14,383 Mine's ping pong... maybe not as good to fight, but hey, the spirit is the same: 213 00:14:15,050 --> 00:14:16,717 Spirit of Rising Sun! 214 00:14:18,883 --> 00:14:20,717 Con-nichon-aah! 215 00:14:21,633 --> 00:14:26,967 See, it's easy. "Con"... "consummate idiot" like Emilien! 216 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:28,800 Thank you... 217 00:14:28,883 --> 00:14:30,966 Then, "nichon" like - ("nichon" = "boob") 218 00:14:30,967 --> 00:14:34,716 I'm not saying this for you, Petra. I know you have... uh, it's just an example! 219 00:14:34,717 --> 00:14:39,467 And "a" as in "aaaah"! Con-nichon-aah! 220 00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:42,967 Now, you. Con-nichon-a! 221 00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:46,467 Not bad. 222 00:14:46,550 --> 00:14:47,799 What's it mean, exactly? 223 00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:49,633 That's "hello" in Japanese. 224 00:14:49,717 --> 00:14:54,882 Remember that, because today we're welcoming in Marseille 225 00:14:54,883 --> 00:14:58,216 the Japanese Minister of Defence. 226 00:14:58,217 --> 00:15:01,633 Mr Tefu... Temuchila... 227 00:15:01,967 --> 00:15:08,216 Mr Tef... Tejus.. let's just call him the Nip! The nip's flying directly from Tokyo. 228 00:15:08,217 --> 00:15:14,217 And before the Franco-Japanese summit the day after Bastille Day in Paris 229 00:15:14,633 --> 00:15:17,967 ...he's visiting our charming town. You know why? 230 00:15:18,383 --> 00:15:19,633 The climate? 231 00:15:19,967 --> 00:15:21,217 The sights? 232 00:15:21,300 --> 00:15:22,217 Sure, the sights... 233 00:15:22,133 --> 00:15:23,133 The food? 234 00:15:23,383 --> 00:15:24,632 The pastis? 235 00:15:24,633 --> 00:15:26,133 The soccer match on Saturday! 236 00:15:26,217 --> 00:15:28,633 What a big bunch of nerds! 237 00:15:29,133 --> 00:15:31,967 To visit our anti-gang training base! 238 00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:41,967 The Japs have a problem with their local mob, the jacuzzis... Yakuza. 239 00:15:42,050 --> 00:15:46,967 Who are growing bigger every day, even kidnapping members of the government! 240 00:15:47,967 --> 00:15:52,383 The Defense Minister has visited England, Germany and now... France. 241 00:15:52,467 --> 00:15:54,467 Let's get one thing clear: 242 00:15:54,550 --> 00:15:58,633 The Krauts and the Limeys must not win the contract! 243 00:15:58,883 --> 00:16:02,383 We whipped their ass during the last Soccer World Cup, let's keep the title! 244 00:16:03,217 --> 00:16:06,550 So I've planned a detailed operation, 245 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,800 that I'll now present. 246 00:16:08,883 --> 00:16:11,217 I've baptised it... 247 00:16:11,467 --> 00:16:12,883 Operation... 248 00:16:13,383 --> 00:16:14,883 ...Ninja! 249 00:16:20,217 --> 00:16:22,383 We're almost through, he's out of ammo! 250 00:16:22,550 --> 00:16:24,967 When suddenly... no more ammo! 251 00:16:25,133 --> 00:16:27,800 Guess that's only natural after all that shooting... 252 00:16:27,883 --> 00:16:29,300 Yeah, only natural. 253 00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:32,800 I then I turn to Raymond. Here he is. 254 00:16:35,300 --> 00:16:37,217 I shake him! 255 00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:41,467 "Raymond, your ammo!" I say. No answer! 256 00:16:41,550 --> 00:16:44,467 I shake him again! Then... 257 00:16:47,050 --> 00:16:50,049 he falls sideways. Dead! 258 00:16:50,050 --> 00:16:50,883 That's terrible! 259 00:16:50,967 --> 00:16:52,633 My whole unit is wiped out! 260 00:16:52,717 --> 00:16:55,383 I am still standing. Alone. The car's on fire... 261 00:16:55,467 --> 00:16:59,550 ...the radio's gone... My flask is half-empty! 262 00:16:59,717 --> 00:17:01,967 Oh no, that's terrible! So, what did you do? 263 00:17:02,050 --> 00:17:03,216 Well I prayed! 264 00:17:03,217 --> 00:17:04,299 And rightly so, Edmond! 265 00:17:04,300 --> 00:17:08,467 First because it was all I could do. Second, because only a miracle'd save me! 266 00:17:09,967 --> 00:17:11,633 A miracle! We're saved! 267 00:17:11,717 --> 00:17:16,049 Oh no! Now what? Get that, hon, can't you see I'm in battle! 268 00:17:16,050 --> 00:17:17,800 Edmond, it's the red phone! 269 00:17:19,967 --> 00:17:22,633 The red phone? Excuse me. 270 00:17:25,883 --> 00:17:27,550 General Bertineau speaking. 271 00:17:27,967 --> 00:17:30,800 It's you Bertrand? Why are you calling on the red phone? 272 00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:33,883 Well done, Daniel. You'll get dessert! 273 00:17:34,633 --> 00:17:37,633 My god! I completely forgot! 274 00:17:37,967 --> 00:17:40,717 No problem. I'll be there! 275 00:17:41,008 --> 00:17:42,050 It's a catastrophy. 276 00:17:42,300 --> 00:17:43,633 We'll save you some coffee! 277 00:17:43,717 --> 00:17:45,050 I'll be back in 1 hour! 278 00:17:45,717 --> 00:17:47,758 I want you. Right now. 279 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,633 Give me 20 seconds, ok? 280 00:17:49,717 --> 00:17:51,050 To the airport, and fast! 281 00:17:51,550 --> 00:17:52,967 Won't be easy! 282 00:18:02,217 --> 00:18:03,717 It's a catastrophy. 283 00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:06,383 Dad! 284 00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:10,883 Dad! You OK? You're hurt? 285 00:18:12,717 --> 00:18:15,258 It's a catastrophy. 286 00:18:18,883 --> 00:18:21,632 I'm afraid your car'll be kinda slow now! 287 00:18:21,633 --> 00:18:25,550 I must be at the airport in 15 minutes to greet Japan's Defense Minister. 288 00:18:25,633 --> 00:18:26,966 It's a catastrophy. 289 00:18:26,967 --> 00:18:29,550 If you want I'll get you there in time. 290 00:18:29,633 --> 00:18:31,300 In 15 minutes? Impossible. 291 00:18:32,633 --> 00:18:35,925 I can do it, sir! 292 00:18:59,258 --> 00:19:01,133 Fasten your seatbelt, dad. Please. 293 00:19:03,175 --> 00:19:04,217 That's your ambulance? 294 00:19:04,342 --> 00:19:06,217 No sir, it's a taxi. 295 00:19:06,300 --> 00:19:08,633 My brother loaned it to me. 296 00:19:10,300 --> 00:19:12,050 Can you save me some dessert? 297 00:19:12,133 --> 00:19:14,133 I'm saving you two... 298 00:19:16,300 --> 00:19:17,467 Maybe we should get going now! 299 00:19:17,550 --> 00:19:20,550 And here we go! 300 00:19:56,008 --> 00:20:01,092 Don't worry, we're crawling 'cause of these tires but they'll soon warm up! 301 00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:02,967 Yeah but don't overheat, son! 302 00:20:33,717 --> 00:20:37,799 Now look, kid. This is the new Cortex 500. 303 00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:40,467 It's the Rolls Royce of speed traps! 304 00:20:42,050 --> 00:20:45,300 You turn it on in the back, the read out is immediate at the front! 305 00:20:47,967 --> 00:20:50,050 Then, you go to the roadside. 306 00:20:52,550 --> 00:20:55,217 You put your arm out ever so slightly... 307 00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:02,383 But I think you better get trained on the old model first. 308 00:21:07,383 --> 00:21:08,800 Are we already on the highway? 309 00:21:08,883 --> 00:21:11,132 No... but don't worry, I can finally put the hammer down! 310 00:21:11,133 --> 00:21:12,967 No wonder you work in the emergency room! 311 00:21:15,300 --> 00:21:16,550 It's a catastrophy. 312 00:21:25,092 --> 00:21:26,508 Chief! We got a bite! 313 00:21:26,967 --> 00:21:28,592 Shit, that's a big one! 314 00:21:32,300 --> 00:21:33,425 306? 315 00:21:33,467 --> 00:21:37,592 I think it was rather a 406 model. And not from a regular factory! 316 00:21:37,633 --> 00:21:40,883 I mean 306 km/h, you moron! Warn the bikers! 317 00:21:41,633 --> 00:21:42,133 Yes? 318 00:21:42,217 --> 00:21:45,382 A white taxi at 306 km/t, I repeat... 319 00:21:45,383 --> 00:21:48,383 - ...306 km/h, 306! - That's it, 306... 320 00:21:48,467 --> 00:21:50,300 OK, we'll get him! 321 00:21:54,258 --> 00:21:55,883 Are you OK, sir? 322 00:22:02,133 --> 00:22:03,799 There! It's him! He's landing! 323 00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:05,050 I must get there first to greet him! 324 00:22:05,133 --> 00:22:06,800 Let's change tactics, then! 325 00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:12,550 Where are you going? This isn't the road! 326 00:22:12,592 --> 00:22:14,217 Don't worry, it's a short cut! 327 00:22:23,425 --> 00:22:24,467 Hold on! 328 00:22:44,383 --> 00:22:47,050 I have a UFO on runway 1! 329 00:22:47,383 --> 00:22:49,633 "Yield to aircraft." 330 00:22:51,133 --> 00:22:55,882 We have just landed at Marignal. Outside temperature: 35 degrees. 331 00:22:55,883 --> 00:23:00,050 We hope you enjoyed your flight and thank you for flying with us! 332 00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:24,633 Excuse me, Chief, there's a taxi's coming. 333 00:23:24,717 --> 00:23:29,217 What? Can't hear a thing with all that noise! 334 00:23:29,467 --> 00:23:32,383 I repeat: Taxi inbound. 335 00:23:32,467 --> 00:23:35,467 But I never ordered a taxi. Did you, Émilien? 336 00:23:35,550 --> 00:23:36,967 No, but I know this one! 337 00:23:48,050 --> 00:23:49,633 14 minutes 30! 338 00:23:51,633 --> 00:23:52,967 That's great. 339 00:23:59,550 --> 00:24:01,300 Bertineau, why the taxi? 340 00:24:01,383 --> 00:24:04,217 We lost a vehicle, sir. This young man quasi saved my life. 341 00:24:15,633 --> 00:24:17,717 Con-nichon-aah! 342 00:24:19,633 --> 00:24:20,883 Hello! 343 00:24:20,967 --> 00:24:21,717 What'd he say? 344 00:24:22,133 --> 00:24:23,133 Same as you, chief! 345 00:24:23,217 --> 00:24:24,467 Oh jeez...! 346 00:24:39,217 --> 00:24:43,550 Err.. Me, Gibert. Me protect you during your vacat... err, stay. 347 00:24:43,633 --> 00:24:47,217 This is our own Minister. Say hi... that's him... 348 00:24:47,300 --> 00:24:51,133 Dear Minister! What a pleasure to meet you... 349 00:24:55,050 --> 00:24:57,882 I'm honored to welcome you here. 350 00:24:57,883 --> 00:25:02,217 I'm a member of your security team. 351 00:25:02,300 --> 00:25:05,050 We wish you a nice stay. 352 00:25:05,133 --> 00:25:06,717 You speak Japanese very well! 353 00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:11,300 A little. If I can help in any way, just ask. 354 00:25:11,383 --> 00:25:13,383 Pleased to meet you. 355 00:25:18,217 --> 00:25:21,300 Only the blonde girl speaks Japanese. 356 00:25:23,883 --> 00:25:26,133 I copy. Go back to base. 357 00:25:40,633 --> 00:25:44,050 Allow us to offer you a cocktail! This way, please. 358 00:25:45,300 --> 00:25:48,633 Petra, you should've told me that you speak Japanese! Now I feel like an idiot! 359 00:25:48,717 --> 00:25:51,133 But it's written on my file! Right below my measurements... 360 00:25:51,633 --> 00:25:53,633 Guess I never read that far, then... 361 00:25:54,967 --> 00:25:57,467 Please do me a favor, son. 362 00:25:57,550 --> 00:25:58,800 See that taxi over there? 363 00:25:58,883 --> 00:26:00,050 Sure I do! 364 00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:14,050 Oh, I'd love to give you a ride, honey, but I'm busy. Maybe next time? 365 00:26:18,717 --> 00:26:20,216 Always in the right place, eh? 366 00:26:20,217 --> 00:26:22,133 Oh stop it. Know who that guy was? 367 00:26:22,217 --> 00:26:24,882 Sure! General Bertineau, Commander of the Med. Basin... 368 00:26:24,883 --> 00:26:26,717 - ...and Lily's dad! - No shit! 369 00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:29,883 - I swear! I was there for lunch. - That's unbelievable! 370 00:26:30,050 --> 00:26:32,133 Just my luck... you know that I can't stand the army! 371 00:26:32,217 --> 00:26:34,049 Well you couldn't stand cops either, but now... 372 00:26:34,050 --> 00:26:37,217 ...I still can't stand them! I can stand you, that's all! 373 00:26:37,300 --> 00:26:39,633 Anyway, don't know what you're worrying about. He seems to like you... 374 00:26:39,717 --> 00:26:43,217 he even asked me to go get you for the cocktail! 375 00:26:43,300 --> 00:26:47,133 A cocktail... with half cops, half soldiers? It's not a cocktail, it's a nightmare! 376 00:26:47,550 --> 00:26:51,800 Guess you'd prefer half mechanics, half gas station attendants? Oh, come on. 377 00:26:51,967 --> 00:26:54,217 You know, the small talk is the same everywhere: 378 00:26:54,300 --> 00:26:56,717 Cars, sports and chicks! You'll fit in fine. 379 00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:58,633 Except I'll feel ashamed to be there! 380 00:26:59,050 --> 00:27:02,883 Listen... if Bertineau is Lily's father... 381 00:27:02,967 --> 00:27:06,133 ...he might end up as Daniel's father-in-law, right? 382 00:27:06,300 --> 00:27:10,050 What will Daniel's father-in law think if you say no? 383 00:27:11,633 --> 00:27:13,050 One drink, no more. 384 00:27:24,133 --> 00:27:26,300 - "Martini"? - Yeah, Martine, like my sister! 385 00:27:26,383 --> 00:27:30,050 Alright, one last for the road... You can't get any worse, anyway! 386 00:27:30,133 --> 00:27:31,300 Thanks! 387 00:27:31,383 --> 00:27:36,132 Sure, the "gâteau" is good, it's locally made. Right next to the police station. 388 00:27:36,133 --> 00:27:36,967 Gibert... 389 00:27:37,883 --> 00:27:41,133 Excuse me. Just empty it, I'll fetch you another one! 390 00:27:41,300 --> 00:27:45,467 Listen Gibert, don't get him too stewed, he still needs to sign the contract! 391 00:27:45,550 --> 00:27:50,299 Don't worry, I know what I'm doing. I'm just softening him up a bit... 392 00:27:50,300 --> 00:27:51,717 ...he's nearly done, now! 393 00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:53,632 But is your plan "done"? 394 00:27:53,633 --> 00:27:58,632 Sir, it's hearsed and rehearsed to death! 395 00:27:58,633 --> 00:28:01,717 It's fine-tuned... to the second. 396 00:28:06,550 --> 00:28:09,800 My daughter told me a lot about you, but you're not what I had imagined... 397 00:28:09,883 --> 00:28:15,467 No offense meant, but for a bright 2nd-year medical student... 398 00:28:15,550 --> 00:28:18,800 ...I expected you to be a bit more... 399 00:28:18,883 --> 00:28:19,633 Pimply? 400 00:28:19,717 --> 00:28:23,383 "Pimply", yes... and a slower driver! 401 00:28:23,467 --> 00:28:27,133 Yes, he's definitely the "fastest" doctor I know! 402 00:28:27,383 --> 00:28:32,382 Anyway, I'm very grateful indeed. I owe you... a military debt! 403 00:28:32,383 --> 00:28:36,300 Ask me for anything, except for the hand of my daughter, of course! 404 00:28:36,717 --> 00:28:40,716 Of course not...! But I can't think of anything else. 405 00:28:40,717 --> 00:28:43,800 My offer is valid for 1 year, parts and labor! 406 00:28:45,633 --> 00:28:46,967 Excuse me... 407 00:28:47,383 --> 00:28:48,383 Go ahead. 408 00:28:48,717 --> 00:28:51,550 Émilien, start Operation Ninja. 409 00:28:51,717 --> 00:28:53,633 Get in position. Petra, keep an eye on him! 410 00:28:54,633 --> 00:28:55,716 Why'd he say that? 411 00:28:55,717 --> 00:28:57,799 I didn't know you had plenty of friends with the cops? 412 00:28:57,800 --> 00:29:00,050 Friends, friends... yeah one, maybe. 413 00:29:00,133 --> 00:29:03,800 Good! That's very rare. Most kids today are anti-cops, 414 00:29:03,883 --> 00:29:08,550 anti-army, anti-everything! They want to kill the father figure. 415 00:29:08,633 --> 00:29:11,467 Sir, I'm sorry but my patients are waiting. 416 00:29:11,550 --> 00:29:16,550 Wait! Just 5 more minutes. You'll find this very interesting. 417 00:29:37,383 --> 00:29:39,466 They'll try to sell a car to the JAPS? 418 00:29:39,467 --> 00:29:41,217 "Impossible" is not a French word! 419 00:29:41,300 --> 00:29:43,383 Dear friends, I give you... the "Cobra"! 420 00:29:43,467 --> 00:29:47,967 Specially designed to protect visiting dignitaries. 421 00:29:48,050 --> 00:29:50,049 Titanium bodywork. 422 00:29:50,050 --> 00:29:54,132 Multiple side panels, that can resist any bullet! 423 00:29:54,133 --> 00:29:56,717 Missile detectors, front and back! 424 00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:59,216 And the coating: Stealth! 425 00:29:59,217 --> 00:30:03,383 Four solid tires! It's permanently linked to the Atlas satellite... 426 00:30:03,467 --> 00:30:07,383 and if need be, can be piloted... from our HQ! 427 00:30:08,967 --> 00:30:10,467 Now for the engine... 428 00:30:12,133 --> 00:30:13,383 Ninja! 429 00:30:17,300 --> 00:30:19,217 - Nice noise! It sings, for a V12. - V12 engine, twin turbos. Voice-activated! 430 00:30:23,467 --> 00:30:26,383 Top speed: 320 km/h! 431 00:30:26,467 --> 00:30:30,550 Range: 900 km. Paris-Marseille. 432 00:30:30,633 --> 00:30:34,549 2 airbags in the front, 2 in the back, 4 at the sides... 433 00:30:34,550 --> 00:30:37,967 a total of 8 for maximum protection. 434 00:30:39,383 --> 00:30:43,217 Ladies and gentlemen, this car is like France: 435 00:30:43,883 --> 00:30:45,467 It's indestructible! 436 00:30:48,633 --> 00:30:52,799 Err, that's just 'cause we set the airbags to "ultra-sensitive"... 437 00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:56,133 but when it's set to "normal", well, it's normal! 438 00:30:58,383 --> 00:30:59,883 Did you see the balloons? 439 00:31:00,217 --> 00:31:02,383 Note that it would be very useful to stop thieves! 440 00:31:03,217 --> 00:31:06,717 Get him out! Hold on to his head. 441 00:31:07,467 --> 00:31:10,050 Tell him not to worry, it's just a matter of fine-tuning! 442 00:31:12,967 --> 00:31:15,383 He's not worried, he needs to go to the restrooms! 443 00:31:15,467 --> 00:31:18,050 - Bertrand, go with him. - Yes, sir. 444 00:31:20,133 --> 00:31:23,217 We're fine, sir. Once we deflate the airbags, it'll be as good as new. 445 00:31:26,050 --> 00:31:29,217 Can you reinflate him, too? Who's gonna drive your "Cobra", now? 446 00:31:29,883 --> 00:31:34,217 Sir, I have a young civilian driver. He's very good, fast and precise. 447 00:31:34,300 --> 00:31:35,717 I'll vouch for him. 448 00:31:36,217 --> 00:31:37,217 Oh no... 449 00:31:38,633 --> 00:31:39,467 Banco! 450 00:31:41,633 --> 00:31:49,050 Before your tour of the town I'll show you our latest computing innovation. 451 00:31:54,300 --> 00:31:55,717 Gimme that! 452 00:31:58,383 --> 00:31:59,633 Here, wear this. 453 00:31:59,967 --> 00:32:01,132 But it'll cramp my style! 454 00:32:01,133 --> 00:32:02,967 Don't worry, this baby's so easy to drive... 455 00:32:03,050 --> 00:32:06,467 even a cretin wearing mitts could do it! Take him away, lads! 456 00:32:06,550 --> 00:32:07,967 No no, that's OK. 457 00:32:12,217 --> 00:32:13,383 See? I told you! 458 00:32:13,467 --> 00:32:15,300 Never mind, it's on the back, nobody will see it. 459 00:32:15,301 --> 00:32:17,133 Go on now! Ninja! 460 00:32:19,633 --> 00:32:21,550 Great, but how do you stop it? 461 00:32:21,967 --> 00:32:23,633 You just have to say "nip!" 462 00:32:25,133 --> 00:32:26,550 Ninja! 463 00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:32,967 It's easy as pie. We prepared a demonstration... Get it? With fake attacks! 464 00:32:33,050 --> 00:32:34,216 Like a ghost train? 465 00:32:34,217 --> 00:32:37,383 Exactly like that. We must impress the nip! 466 00:32:38,383 --> 00:32:40,050 Ninja! 467 00:32:40,217 --> 00:32:44,049 Above all, don't worry. Just allow things to happen. 468 00:32:44,050 --> 00:32:45,050 If the nip... 469 00:32:45,717 --> 00:32:46,967 Ninja! 470 00:32:47,133 --> 00:32:49,632 Could you stop playing when I'm talking? 471 00:32:49,633 --> 00:32:51,716 It's not my fault if you keep saying "nip"! 472 00:32:51,717 --> 00:32:53,467 NINJA! 473 00:32:53,633 --> 00:32:55,300 - Great! - Yeah, not bad. 474 00:32:56,717 --> 00:33:00,717 Sir, if you please, we shall now escort you to your hotel. 475 00:33:01,633 --> 00:33:03,217 ALL ABOARD! 476 00:33:07,300 --> 00:33:08,217 Hello! 477 00:33:08,633 --> 00:33:10,383 We're up shit creek again... 478 00:33:21,550 --> 00:33:22,800 Forward! 479 00:33:54,967 --> 00:33:56,300 They're here. 480 00:33:56,383 --> 00:33:58,383 On this road. Everything is as planned. 481 00:33:58,467 --> 00:34:01,717 Very good, Katano. Let me hear them. 482 00:34:07,550 --> 00:34:09,550 Spring Roll, please copy. 483 00:34:10,467 --> 00:34:11,717 Spring Roll, come in! 484 00:34:12,050 --> 00:34:13,050 Hey, Spring Roll, come in! 485 00:34:13,300 --> 00:34:15,383 Hep Émilien, come in! 486 00:34:16,383 --> 00:34:17,550 Spring Roll, d'you hear me? 487 00:34:17,633 --> 00:34:19,050 Loud 'n' clear. 488 00:34:19,133 --> 00:34:23,800 We just left, on our way to the first trap. Gonna take us at least 20 mins. 489 00:34:23,883 --> 00:34:27,383 OK. Guys, we got 20 mins. Get warmed up! 490 00:34:30,467 --> 00:34:33,800 What about us? What can we do for 20 minutes? 491 00:34:34,550 --> 00:34:36,383 I don't know, do you have any ideas? 492 00:34:37,050 --> 00:34:40,717 Yeah, but 20 centimeters... err, minutes is too short! 493 00:34:40,883 --> 00:34:45,467 Oh yeah? So, we need an idea, we could start now... 494 00:34:45,550 --> 00:34:46,967 and finish later... 495 00:34:47,050 --> 00:34:50,050 Yes, with my idea that'd work fine! 496 00:34:50,133 --> 00:34:53,383 But... I too... have an idea, 497 00:34:53,550 --> 00:34:57,050 I'm sure... you'll really like it. 498 00:34:57,133 --> 00:34:59,633 Oh yeah? Maybe it's the same one? 499 00:34:59,717 --> 00:35:01,550 That'd be marvelous! 500 00:35:02,050 --> 00:35:06,383 It... it would be ideal! Go on, you say first... 501 00:35:09,050 --> 00:35:14,717 Make the most of these few quiet moments... to... 502 00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:17,133 ...learn Japanese! 503 00:35:17,550 --> 00:35:19,257 Aah... guess it wasn't the same idea...! 504 00:35:19,258 --> 00:35:20,300 'Fraid not! 505 00:35:24,050 --> 00:35:26,550 He won't see much of Marseille. 506 00:35:27,342 --> 00:35:30,050 Sorry, he's suffering from jetlag. 507 00:35:31,383 --> 00:35:34,466 May I ask... why your boss is here in Marseille? 508 00:35:34,467 --> 00:35:39,133 To sign very big contract and see anti-gang method. 509 00:35:39,217 --> 00:35:40,799 He'll sure see that! 510 00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:42,424 You know method? 511 00:35:42,425 --> 00:35:44,008 Sure I do! 512 00:35:44,467 --> 00:35:45,967 First, the Suspect. 513 00:35:46,050 --> 00:35:50,507 He is probably guilty since he's a suspect. If he's a foreigner, he'll be doubly suspect! 514 00:35:50,508 --> 00:35:55,550 Then there's the Guilty. A foreign, tanned suspect... he's dead. 515 00:35:55,717 --> 00:36:00,050 If he's tanned, it means he's been sun-bathing and does nothing all day. 516 00:36:00,133 --> 00:36:04,633 And if he doesn't work, he's a suspect! So, he's guilty. No flaws in that logic! 517 00:36:04,717 --> 00:36:06,133 That boy, is he any good? 518 00:36:06,383 --> 00:36:10,300 Very good. He's a doctor and a friend of my daughter's. 519 00:36:10,550 --> 00:36:14,133 They won't tell me but I think they've been flirting a bit. 520 00:36:14,217 --> 00:36:15,883 It's only natural, at their age. 521 00:36:15,967 --> 00:36:16,550 Quite. 522 00:36:16,717 --> 00:36:21,632 Next, to make the guilty party confess one uses the Questioning! 523 00:36:21,633 --> 00:36:24,883 That's simple too. You apply a trilogy... like "Star Wars"! 524 00:36:25,050 --> 00:36:29,300 Episode 1: Beat 'em! Good, healthy exercise! 525 00:36:29,550 --> 00:36:34,258 Episode 2: Tax 'em! To raise some cash for Christmas! 526 00:36:34,467 --> 00:36:37,633 Episode 3: Get drunk! To celebrate this! 527 00:36:37,717 --> 00:36:41,967 I'm pleased to see some kids are still respecting our values and traditions. 528 00:36:42,967 --> 00:36:44,467 He'd be a good son-in-law. 529 00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:45,800 You think so? 530 00:36:45,883 --> 00:36:47,549 Many gangs in France? 531 00:36:47,550 --> 00:36:51,717 Yeah! The most dangerous one is the "Pigs". They have over 100'000 members! 532 00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:55,467 They're easy to spot: A whistle, wearin' blue and holdin' a beer! 533 00:36:58,467 --> 00:37:00,467 Ok, now turn left, towards the port. 534 00:37:00,550 --> 00:37:01,717 My pleasure, chief. 535 00:37:02,217 --> 00:37:03,800 He also sounds very polite. 536 00:37:03,967 --> 00:37:06,133 Affirmative. Courteous, too. 537 00:37:06,217 --> 00:37:11,300 Oh yeah... polite to your face... and shafting you from behind! 538 00:37:11,383 --> 00:37:15,550 Like in the souk. A big smile as they steal your cash! 539 00:37:16,300 --> 00:37:18,633 But don't worry, I've got my eye on him. 540 00:37:24,633 --> 00:37:26,217 May I ask question you? 541 00:37:26,342 --> 00:37:30,050 I'm only starting in the police, but hey, try me. 542 00:37:30,133 --> 00:37:34,217 What means word that captain uses often: "nip"? 543 00:37:36,050 --> 00:37:38,967 Why'd he stop? Told you, gotta watch'em! 544 00:37:39,050 --> 00:37:40,467 What's going on? 545 00:37:40,675 --> 00:37:44,842 Just a simultaneous translation problem! Ninja! 546 00:37:48,717 --> 00:37:52,800 Cut the crap, ok? We're getting to the meeting point in... well, now. 547 00:38:14,008 --> 00:38:15,467 Don't worry, that's normal! 548 00:38:15,550 --> 00:38:16,967 Total red alert! 549 00:38:36,300 --> 00:38:40,050 Oh shit...! There's a missile looking straight at me, is that normal? 550 00:38:40,133 --> 00:38:41,967 Missile? What missile? 551 00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:44,467 Hop! 552 00:38:46,717 --> 00:38:53,217 The Atlas real-time missile diverter. It's unique! The Limeys won't get the ball! 553 00:38:53,342 --> 00:38:56,467 Impressive, but where is the missile flying now? 554 00:38:56,717 --> 00:39:00,217 Don't worry. Somewhere far out at sea. 555 00:39:03,133 --> 00:39:04,383 Shit, my boat! 556 00:39:25,092 --> 00:39:27,050 And now, the climax of our show. 557 00:39:33,633 --> 00:39:34,883 Impressive! 558 00:39:37,342 --> 00:39:39,633 Very good work, Gibert. 559 00:39:39,675 --> 00:39:46,133 Thank you sir, I'm finally able to try out all my toys at last. That's so nice! 560 00:39:58,550 --> 00:40:00,008 Roadhog! 561 00:40:00,050 --> 00:40:02,342 OK son, the coast is clear. 562 00:40:02,592 --> 00:40:03,633 Ninja! 563 00:40:07,967 --> 00:40:09,467 Very impressive. 564 00:40:09,550 --> 00:40:10,967 You know, you get used to it. 565 00:40:11,050 --> 00:40:12,632 Just an average day in Marseille! 566 00:40:12,633 --> 00:40:13,633 I see. 567 00:40:26,633 --> 00:40:30,717 Your mouthing is improving, but your accent isn't! 568 00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:31,508 Oh...? 569 00:40:31,967 --> 00:40:33,967 Spring Roll, Spring Roll, do you copy? 570 00:40:34,383 --> 00:40:38,008 Yeah, fine. Are we there yet... I mean, how far are you? 571 00:40:38,050 --> 00:40:42,967 We completed the first attack. Be with you in 5 min, are you ready? 572 00:40:43,217 --> 00:40:45,050 Err... yeah, yeah. 573 00:40:45,133 --> 00:40:49,633 Petra and I were checking a few things out, everything is set now. 574 00:40:49,717 --> 00:40:54,050 Émilien, Gibert here. Émilien, I'm counting on you! 575 00:40:54,175 --> 00:40:56,758 Oh yes you can count on me, Petra... Err I mean...! 576 00:40:56,883 --> 00:40:58,842 You can count on Petra, chief! 577 00:40:59,092 --> 00:41:00,300 Count on Petra! 578 00:41:00,383 --> 00:41:01,717 Count on Petra, chief! 579 00:41:03,008 --> 00:41:06,550 Go! Get the Minister! 580 00:41:31,675 --> 00:41:34,008 What the fuck...? Dammit, I told you to warm up! 581 00:41:34,050 --> 00:41:35,300 Yeah, we're hot... 582 00:41:35,383 --> 00:41:39,300 - Gibert will kill you guys! Now go warm up! - I'll leave you guys for a second! 583 00:41:47,467 --> 00:41:50,050 I'll go with you Petra... you never know... 584 00:42:04,883 --> 00:42:06,800 Hey, can't you read? 585 00:42:07,342 --> 00:42:11,383 It says "green light"! Get a move on, you fag! 586 00:42:12,383 --> 00:42:13,342 Oh shit! 587 00:42:30,050 --> 00:42:33,050 Now turn left. I repeat, left. 588 00:42:33,217 --> 00:42:35,050 Yes, chief. I repeat, chief! 589 00:42:39,633 --> 00:42:41,300 The Minister says that you drive well. 590 00:42:41,383 --> 00:42:43,007 But I'm not even moving! 591 00:42:43,008 --> 00:42:48,217 It freaks me out not to hear the engine! An engine has to speak to me! 592 00:42:54,633 --> 00:42:57,592 Are you putting in earplugs now? Do I talk too much? 593 00:42:58,300 --> 00:43:01,882 Nein! This is a miniature ear transmitter. 594 00:43:01,883 --> 00:43:04,383 It's brand new! I'm on Channel 1. 595 00:43:04,717 --> 00:43:06,717 But how do we talk? 596 00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:10,092 Émilien... I know you French aren't used to it... 597 00:43:10,217 --> 00:43:13,800 but an order is to be obeyed, not discussed! 598 00:43:14,008 --> 00:43:18,425 Yeah, but if you have a problem, what do I... do...? 599 00:43:21,883 --> 00:43:23,800 How do I know if you can hear me? 600 00:43:25,383 --> 00:43:29,633 Aah... 1 bang means yes, 2 means no! 601 00:43:33,550 --> 00:43:35,467 Do you mind if we keep chatting? 602 00:43:37,633 --> 00:43:39,258 That's good, 'cause... 603 00:43:40,467 --> 00:43:43,800 The closed door makes it easier to talk to you. 604 00:43:47,092 --> 00:43:50,467 I don't dare to say everything to your face. 605 00:43:53,592 --> 00:43:57,133 You eyes trouble me. They're so... 606 00:43:58,383 --> 00:43:59,467 ...so blue! 607 00:44:01,925 --> 00:44:03,883 Now what's Spring Roll up to? 608 00:44:03,967 --> 00:44:04,800 What's going on, Gibert? 609 00:44:04,883 --> 00:44:06,383 Don't worry, it's in code... 610 00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:09,299 I just can't find the translation! 611 00:44:09,300 --> 00:44:13,550 When your eyes look at me... I mean, wow! Nobody ever looked at me like that... 612 00:44:13,633 --> 00:44:15,050 well, maybe when I had my back turned... 613 00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:17,133 Is that part of method? 614 00:44:17,217 --> 00:44:19,883 You bet it is! That's Daniel's method! 615 00:44:21,717 --> 00:44:24,842 It's good to talk to you... to open my heart to you. 616 00:44:26,133 --> 00:44:27,550 You don't mind too much? 617 00:44:32,925 --> 00:44:34,217 Petra? 618 00:44:36,217 --> 00:44:37,883 Should I go on, then? 619 00:44:37,967 --> 00:44:39,800 I don't get this code! 620 00:44:39,925 --> 00:44:44,633 Have you noticed that... I'm much closer to you now? 621 00:44:47,133 --> 00:44:48,383 What do you mean, "no"? 622 00:44:53,883 --> 00:44:55,133 Ahh, that's better! 623 00:44:57,467 --> 00:45:01,717 Ok, Petra, I'll say something you may find shocking... 624 00:45:02,592 --> 00:45:03,799 Here goes... 625 00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:05,633 I bet it'll be stupid...! 626 00:45:05,717 --> 00:45:09,217 Well... Petra, ever since I met you... 627 00:45:10,133 --> 00:45:10,925 I love you! 628 00:45:13,133 --> 00:45:14,466 Well done, Émilien! 629 00:45:14,467 --> 00:45:15,717 See, I told you! 630 00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:16,717 There, I said it! 631 00:45:17,383 --> 00:45:22,967 Now put me out of my misery: Is it mutual? So... 632 00:45:25,217 --> 00:45:28,383 1 bang: Yes, 2 means no. 633 00:45:31,383 --> 00:45:35,050 Hey Émilien, change channels to talk dirty! Some people are working here! 634 00:45:36,717 --> 00:45:38,217 Daniel? Turn left here, son. 635 00:45:38,300 --> 00:45:39,217 Yes, poppy! 636 00:45:49,883 --> 00:45:51,383 He's not one of us. 637 00:46:03,383 --> 00:46:05,300 That's for sure. He's not one of us. 638 00:46:24,133 --> 00:46:27,883 Why are you stopping here? Go on, go on! Ninja! 639 00:46:27,967 --> 00:46:30,883 Sorry to sound pessimistic, but something smells fishy. 640 00:46:30,967 --> 00:46:35,883 "Smell fishy"? I don't smell a thing! Do you smell something, sir? 641 00:46:38,967 --> 00:46:44,217 Isn't that strange how those trucks are parked, exactly leaving room for a car to pass! 642 00:46:45,883 --> 00:46:50,050 No, there's no trap. I checked the map, I'm the one who made it. No trap here! 643 00:46:50,467 --> 00:46:51,716 So move it! 644 00:46:51,717 --> 00:46:52,967 If you say so... 645 00:46:56,883 --> 00:46:58,633 I should know. 646 00:47:06,633 --> 00:47:08,800 Oh deary me, a trap...! 647 00:47:10,300 --> 00:47:12,133 Now what's he up to? 648 00:47:26,550 --> 00:47:28,050 On what page are we? 649 00:47:41,383 --> 00:47:44,467 But that's not on my list, that is...! 650 00:47:53,383 --> 00:47:54,717 Hats off to this one! 651 00:47:57,133 --> 00:47:58,967 And I'm glad it's not my taxi! 652 00:48:11,217 --> 00:48:14,050 Petra! Petra! 653 00:48:14,133 --> 00:48:16,966 What happened? Where's the nip? 654 00:48:16,967 --> 00:48:20,800 Well some Ninjas!... came and the Minister went... 655 00:48:20,967 --> 00:48:23,632 What? He didn't fly away? 656 00:48:23,633 --> 00:48:28,217 Yes he did! And at that speed he must be on his way to Mars! 657 00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:32,550 Just ask the Atlas satellite. It must've spotted him! 658 00:48:34,300 --> 00:48:36,967 RED ALERT!!! 659 00:48:38,467 --> 00:48:39,717 Stop! Police! 660 00:49:34,133 --> 00:49:35,467 Shit! 661 00:50:10,967 --> 00:50:12,967 Complex town, huh? 662 00:50:13,133 --> 00:50:16,217 There are only small streets! The jail cells aren't bigger, either! 663 00:50:16,717 --> 00:50:21,467 Lie down flat there! I'm a crack shot so no tricks! 664 00:50:24,967 --> 00:50:27,299 Me warn you: Me shoot! 665 00:50:27,300 --> 00:50:28,550 Spread out! 666 00:50:45,467 --> 00:50:48,800 So that's how you wanna play it? All right! 667 00:50:57,717 --> 00:51:01,883 Awww, now where are they? They didn't fly away as well, did they? 668 00:51:02,050 --> 00:51:04,050 Where's Émilien? Émilien? 669 00:51:05,133 --> 00:51:05,883 Émilien! 670 00:51:06,050 --> 00:51:09,050 The way I know him, he's probably near the garbage. 671 00:51:09,883 --> 00:51:14,133 Chief, I was this close to getting 'em, but I was outnumbered! 672 00:51:14,217 --> 00:51:15,467 Émilien, they took the Minister! 673 00:51:15,717 --> 00:51:16,383 Which one? 674 00:51:16,467 --> 00:51:19,883 The nip, of course! Ours is useless... It's a disaster! 675 00:51:19,967 --> 00:51:22,550 Yeah, and they got Petra, too. 676 00:51:22,633 --> 00:51:27,383 Oh...? Good! She speaks Japanese, he'll be less alone. 677 00:51:55,300 --> 00:51:59,382 Lily, I swear I'm on my way. Your dad made me stay! 678 00:51:59,383 --> 00:52:03,383 But it's been 2 hours, not 20 seconds! I'm hot all over now! 679 00:52:03,883 --> 00:52:05,883 - All over? - Yeah, all over! 680 00:52:06,967 --> 00:52:09,300 I'm gonna catch fire soon...! 681 00:52:09,383 --> 00:52:12,967 Listen Lily, just watch a documentary, it'll calm you! 682 00:52:13,050 --> 00:52:14,217 Gimme 5 minutes. 683 00:52:14,633 --> 00:52:16,299 Can't hold that long... 684 00:52:16,300 --> 00:52:18,633 4 minutes then! Émilien! 685 00:52:29,800 --> 00:52:33,217 It's all my fault. Shouldn't have let her go to the john alone! 686 00:52:33,300 --> 00:52:35,467 You should gone with her...! 687 00:52:35,633 --> 00:52:38,800 I thought of that! I did. But... 688 00:52:41,300 --> 00:52:44,217 Finished scratching about yet? It's been an hour, d'you find anything? 689 00:52:44,300 --> 00:52:48,216 There were indeed cars here. 3 of them. 690 00:52:48,217 --> 00:52:52,133 You read Sherlock Holmes to deduce that? 691 00:52:52,300 --> 00:52:55,716 Don't you have any clues to get us started? 692 00:52:55,717 --> 00:53:01,300 We'll analyze the tire samples at the lab. I'm sure that laser analysis will... 693 00:53:01,383 --> 00:53:04,467 Yeah and they'll have time to SWIM back to Tokyo! Geez... 694 00:53:09,467 --> 00:53:15,299 Thanks for everything, but I need my taxi, now! What d'you want me to do with your cabriolet? 695 00:53:15,300 --> 00:53:19,217 Daniel, we're in deep shit! These clowns are shaving the road! 696 00:53:19,300 --> 00:53:21,383 Couldn't you help us find a clue? 697 00:53:21,467 --> 00:53:25,800 Émilien, Lily's on fire. She might burn herself! 698 00:53:25,883 --> 00:53:29,383 But they got my girl! Isn't that worth 2 minutes of your time? 699 00:53:29,467 --> 00:53:32,550 Just take a look, after that I'll handle it. 700 00:53:38,383 --> 00:53:40,383 From below, I saw 3 black Mitsubishis, 701 00:53:40,467 --> 00:53:43,633 not sure what model. It was a new model. 702 00:53:45,467 --> 00:53:47,799 Their tires come straight from Japan. 703 00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:48,633 How'd you know? 704 00:53:48,634 --> 00:53:49,882 I smell it. 705 00:53:49,883 --> 00:53:51,049 Smells of fish? 706 00:53:51,050 --> 00:53:52,133 Meaning...? 707 00:53:52,550 --> 00:53:53,467 A restaurant? 708 00:53:53,468 --> 00:53:55,299 You got fish oil for brains? 709 00:53:55,300 --> 00:53:59,882 Restaurants and... ports! They were at the port with brand-new tires. 710 00:53:59,883 --> 00:54:03,216 So, they were in a boat from Japan! That's why it smells of fish! 711 00:54:03,217 --> 00:54:04,466 See, you can think! 712 00:54:04,467 --> 00:54:07,550 - Now, are they stolen cars? - That's easy. Alain! 713 00:54:07,633 --> 00:54:08,633 I'm on it! 714 00:54:09,633 --> 00:54:12,633 OK you clowns, put your tweezers down and go home. 715 00:54:12,717 --> 00:54:18,467 Monday morning you take a whistle, I'll let you analyze a crossraod. Do you good. 716 00:54:20,633 --> 00:54:21,800 Jerks! 717 00:54:21,883 --> 00:54:25,050 Negative. Nothing's been stolen from the port. 718 00:54:25,133 --> 00:54:25,800 Bingo! 719 00:54:25,883 --> 00:54:29,050 What bingo? No cars were stolen, it means you were wrong! 720 00:54:30,133 --> 00:54:32,967 Three cars were stolen but no theft was declared. Why? 721 00:54:33,717 --> 00:54:37,382 Because the guards knew... Because they use the warehouse as a base! 722 00:54:37,383 --> 00:54:39,050 See, you can be smart! 723 00:54:39,717 --> 00:54:40,717 Red alert! 724 00:54:40,883 --> 00:54:44,217 C'mon, Émilien, that's my line! 725 00:54:45,217 --> 00:54:47,383 You'll explain to me on the road 'cause I don't get it... 726 00:54:51,133 --> 00:54:54,049 Lily? Yes, I'm on my way! You still watching TV? 727 00:54:54,050 --> 00:54:59,217 No, I had to stop. There was a report about animal sex, made me set fire to the rug! 728 00:54:59,383 --> 00:55:02,300 - Sir? It's Lily, she's worried about you. - Gimme that. 729 00:55:02,633 --> 00:55:06,966 Tell your mom we're OK but the mission's complicated, we need reinforcements. 730 00:55:06,967 --> 00:55:10,383 So I'm keeping your friend. He did a great job. Good recruit. 731 00:55:10,467 --> 00:55:14,883 He'll bring me home, so you can tell him "good night". Bye, hon! 732 00:55:15,633 --> 00:55:18,800 C'mon let's go, son! The mission ain't over! 733 00:56:01,717 --> 00:56:04,050 Alain for Émilien, now what's Gibert up to? 734 00:56:04,800 --> 00:56:10,467 Dunno, he's been locked in the john for ages, making weird noises... 735 00:56:18,133 --> 00:56:18,883 Oh no...! 736 00:56:27,633 --> 00:56:28,883 What? What's up? 737 00:56:28,967 --> 00:56:32,383 Can't tell you. It's... too horrible! 738 00:56:45,633 --> 00:56:47,717 Émilien? They won't come. 739 00:56:47,800 --> 00:56:49,050 Are you kidding? 740 00:56:49,217 --> 00:56:54,217 I think this was their first base, but something tells me they're gone. 741 00:56:54,300 --> 00:56:55,133 Long gone. 742 00:57:10,633 --> 00:57:13,382 A suspect approaching. Asian male. 743 00:57:13,383 --> 00:57:16,633 Aah, see? They always return to the scene of the crime! 744 00:57:16,717 --> 00:57:18,133 Police academy, lesson 1! 745 00:57:18,217 --> 00:57:18,800 Get in position! 746 00:57:22,717 --> 00:57:23,217 Captain? 747 00:57:25,050 --> 00:57:27,800 Suspects are approaching front door. 748 00:57:28,300 --> 00:57:32,967 Perfect! Bring 'em on! 749 00:57:45,550 --> 00:57:47,967 Hey Marco, you sure about this? 750 00:57:49,133 --> 00:57:52,217 Are you kidding? It's the heist of the century! 751 00:57:52,300 --> 00:57:56,717 There's a mountain of VCRs, all boxed and awaiting delivery! 752 00:57:56,800 --> 00:57:58,966 They're about to break in. 753 00:57:58,967 --> 00:57:59,967 We got 'em! 754 00:58:00,050 --> 00:58:03,217 Émilien, would you break into your own home? 755 00:58:03,300 --> 00:58:05,883 Sure! Oh? Well, not always... 756 00:58:09,800 --> 00:58:10,800 Uh-oh! 757 00:58:11,133 --> 00:58:12,383 Chief, are you gonna...? 758 00:58:14,550 --> 00:58:17,217 Émilien, I like to stay close to my men. 759 00:58:17,633 --> 00:58:23,467 Some action won't hurt me. Just like in the good ole days! 760 00:58:23,550 --> 00:58:25,049 But that was long ago, chief... 761 00:58:25,050 --> 00:58:32,633 The MEMORIES are distant, Émilien, but the reflexes... are still here! 762 00:58:35,050 --> 00:58:36,133 Trust me. 763 00:58:36,383 --> 00:58:37,550 You'll see. 764 00:58:44,467 --> 00:58:45,967 Marco, you sure there's no cops? 765 00:58:46,050 --> 00:58:48,800 Shit, relax, dammit! There's no one here! 766 00:58:48,883 --> 00:58:53,633 They're all watching the game. Every cop's in front of a TV. 767 00:58:54,050 --> 00:58:57,217 Ready to attack? Wait for my signal. 768 00:59:02,633 --> 00:59:05,050 Chief, you worry me. It's long a way down... 769 00:59:05,133 --> 00:59:08,799 It's OK, Émilien! Just tie the knot for me, I'll do the rest. 770 00:59:08,800 --> 00:59:10,050 I got a bad feeling... 771 00:59:12,800 --> 00:59:15,717 See? They're all at the match, like I said! 772 00:59:19,883 --> 00:59:22,133 AND ATTACK...! 773 00:59:28,050 --> 00:59:30,967 Oh shit oh shit oh shit! 774 00:59:31,050 --> 00:59:32,133 Émilien? 775 00:59:33,133 --> 00:59:34,216 OK, chief! 776 00:59:34,217 --> 00:59:36,717 BANZAI...! 777 00:59:38,133 --> 00:59:40,633 What...? Who's getting his throat cut...? 778 00:59:45,133 --> 00:59:45,717 Émilien...? 779 00:59:46,300 --> 00:59:49,050 I don't get it, I made a strong knot... see? 780 00:59:50,300 --> 00:59:51,133 Émilien! 781 00:59:52,133 --> 00:59:53,383 Maybe it's the rope...? 782 00:59:53,467 --> 00:59:55,716 That's it, you tied the wrong rope! 783 00:59:55,717 --> 00:59:56,717 Ah, I see... 784 00:59:56,967 --> 00:59:58,799 An ambulance! Quick! 785 00:59:58,800 --> 00:59:59,633 Émilien... 786 01:00:00,883 --> 01:00:04,050 Émili... AAAHHH!!! 787 01:00:17,633 --> 01:00:21,549 It's all my fault. I should never have left her... and him... down! 788 01:00:21,550 --> 01:00:24,050 Hey, hey, enough already! 789 01:00:24,133 --> 01:00:28,217 Stop your whining, that won't bring her back! Think instead! 790 01:00:28,300 --> 01:00:31,883 I'm thinking, I'm thinking! But we haven't got a single lead to work on! 791 01:00:31,967 --> 01:00:34,216 Maybe if you ask the right questions, you'll get the right answers! 792 01:00:34,217 --> 01:00:37,382 For instance, why didn't the Yakuza kill the Minister at once? 793 01:00:37,383 --> 01:00:39,217 - 'Cause they need him? - Excellent, but why? 794 01:00:39,300 --> 01:00:41,383 - Did they ask for a ransom? - No. 795 01:00:42,133 --> 01:00:43,383 Why not kidnap him in Japan? 796 01:00:44,217 --> 01:00:46,133 But they did it here in France! 797 01:00:46,467 --> 01:00:49,967 They must have had a good reason. Why's the Minister going to Paris, exactly? 798 01:00:50,050 --> 01:00:55,467 To watch the parade and sign contracts. Security, trains, army, nuclear... 799 01:00:55,550 --> 01:00:58,300 There! Maybe they want to prevent that? 800 01:00:58,383 --> 01:01:01,132 But that makes no sense, why would they do that? 801 01:01:01,133 --> 01:01:04,633 Your friend's right. Yuki Tsumoto doesn't want those contracts to be signed. 802 01:01:05,050 --> 01:01:09,050 Hey, don't I know you? Weren't you an air hostess earlier? 803 01:01:09,217 --> 01:01:14,300 I'm Yuli. I'm here to protect the Minister, as a member of the Japanese intelligence. 804 01:01:14,467 --> 01:01:18,549 Ain't that funny! I am too... Émilien, Police of Marseille. 805 01:01:18,550 --> 01:01:19,882 That's Daniel, he's... 806 01:01:19,883 --> 01:01:22,300 ...in training! I'm learning how to be stupid! 807 01:01:22,800 --> 01:01:26,050 Yeah, right... Who's this "Yuki Tsumoto" guy? 808 01:01:26,133 --> 01:01:30,716 A Yakuza. He controls the north. Very powerful and conservative. 809 01:01:30,717 --> 01:01:34,217 He doesn't want airplanes, trains, nuclear power... 810 01:01:34,300 --> 01:01:37,882 France is keen to sell, so he's taking steps. 811 01:01:37,883 --> 01:01:42,050 Not only the Minister won't sign anything, but France will never sign contracts with Japan again! 812 01:01:42,133 --> 01:01:45,717 Tsumoto sent over 2 grand masters in hypnosis. 813 01:01:45,883 --> 01:01:50,050 They'll condition the Minister, who during the parade will grab any weapon... 814 01:01:50,133 --> 01:01:52,550 ...and start killing people at random. Maybe even the President. 815 01:01:54,050 --> 01:01:57,882 And to protest, France will abort all diplomatic relations with Japan... so no more contracts! 816 01:01:57,883 --> 01:01:59,217 - Exactly. - That's crazy! 817 01:01:59,717 --> 01:02:04,049 The parade is at 11 so we have very little time to free your friend and the Minister. 818 01:02:04,050 --> 01:02:06,300 Yeah well but I have to ask my boss first... 819 01:02:06,383 --> 01:02:08,216 Which one, the cripple or Sleeping Beauty? 820 01:02:08,217 --> 01:02:09,050 Oh, yeah... 821 01:02:09,133 --> 01:02:12,799 Listen Émilien, both of you want to save somebody. 822 01:02:12,800 --> 01:02:16,331 We're in a bit of a rush, so instead of waiting for the Administration... 823 01:02:16,332 --> 01:02:19,200 ...maybe we should do it ourselves, don't you think? 824 01:02:19,467 --> 01:02:23,800 He's right! Sorry! No nip... is gonna beat us! So where do we start? 825 01:02:23,883 --> 01:02:26,717 First, can you localize them in Paris? 826 01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:29,633 - Absolutely not! - Sure! Easy as pie! 827 01:02:57,883 --> 01:03:01,133 Thanks, Joe. You saved my life! See you soon, pal. 828 01:03:02,550 --> 01:03:05,883 Got 'em! They're hiding out in the XIVth district. 829 01:03:05,967 --> 01:03:08,216 Are you sure it's her? Uh, I mean, them! 830 01:03:08,217 --> 01:03:12,132 3 black Mitsubishis with a blonde tied in the back. You want me to verify? 831 01:03:12,133 --> 01:03:12,967 OK, OK... 832 01:03:13,050 --> 01:03:15,133 Well there's not much time left. To the airport! 833 01:03:15,217 --> 01:03:17,133 Don't hurry, there's no plane for at least 3h! 834 01:03:19,717 --> 01:03:23,800 We can't wait. We must get to Paris ASAP. So find a solution! 835 01:03:24,050 --> 01:03:26,299 GET UP! WAR IS UPON US! 836 01:03:26,300 --> 01:03:29,467 - To me! My men! - It's me, Daniel! 837 01:03:29,550 --> 01:03:32,550 Oh, Daniel...! Where are the troops? 838 01:03:32,633 --> 01:03:37,383 Wiped out! There's only us to save the day. And you owe me, remember? 839 01:03:37,467 --> 01:03:40,050 - Affirmative! - Well, I need your help. Now. 840 01:03:54,967 --> 01:03:57,383 Oh shit... what's taking them so long? 841 01:04:07,633 --> 01:04:09,467 Cool! No worries, buddy! 842 01:04:09,633 --> 01:04:15,050 Daniel, I hope you know what you're doing 'cause I don't trust this. Not one bit! 843 01:04:15,133 --> 01:04:16,299 Why, you got a better idea? 844 01:04:16,300 --> 01:04:18,133 What, right now? No, but... 845 01:04:18,217 --> 01:04:20,050 Well, then you better think! Fast! 846 01:04:42,383 --> 01:04:45,883 - Daniel, I got it! Lemme out, I can... - Too late...! 847 01:05:06,717 --> 01:05:08,133 Are you cool, guys? 848 01:05:08,467 --> 01:05:10,966 You bet! Cool as ice! 849 01:05:10,967 --> 01:05:13,217 Just shout if there's a problem, OK? 850 01:05:15,050 --> 01:05:18,382 OK, I'm shouting! We just lost a parachute! 851 01:05:18,383 --> 01:05:21,300 That's why there's 3 of 'em! 1 or 2 always screw up! 852 01:05:21,633 --> 01:05:22,633 I see...! 853 01:05:26,550 --> 01:05:29,049 Émilien. You got your license now, right? 854 01:05:29,050 --> 01:05:29,717 Yeah, why? 855 01:05:29,718 --> 01:05:32,967 Take my place then. C'mon, move it! 856 01:05:42,133 --> 01:05:43,633 I'll try to find out where we are. 857 01:05:43,883 --> 01:05:44,883 Where am I going? 858 01:05:44,967 --> 01:05:46,300 Straight ahead! 859 01:05:46,883 --> 01:05:48,633 - Straight ahead? - Yeah, straight ahead! 860 01:05:48,717 --> 01:05:49,633 OK, whatever you say...! 861 01:05:50,300 --> 01:05:54,383 Come on now, just relax. Be more zen, you'll feel better! 862 01:05:57,883 --> 01:06:00,717 That feels good, you know. Real good! 863 01:06:03,550 --> 01:06:05,717 Oh, Lily darling! Are you OK? 864 01:06:05,800 --> 01:06:07,550 Who's chirping there? 865 01:06:07,633 --> 01:06:09,467 - The hostess. - Hostess? 866 01:06:10,467 --> 01:06:11,717 Actually, she's a nurse. 867 01:06:11,967 --> 01:06:13,383 You're in a massage parlor, is that it? 868 01:06:13,467 --> 01:06:19,466 Of course not, Lily! We're in the sky! Your dad's guiding us, Émilien is steering... 869 01:06:19,467 --> 01:06:24,633 I am fixing the parachute and the nurse is chirping to calm our nerves, that's all! 870 01:06:24,717 --> 01:06:26,717 Daniel, what DID you smoke, exactly?!? 871 01:06:26,800 --> 01:06:30,716 Now listen to me. Lily! I'm trying to save Petra and a Minister's ass! 872 01:06:30,717 --> 01:06:34,883 So I'll call you again when we land! Is that so hard to understand? 873 01:06:36,300 --> 01:06:38,800 - Are you feeling alright, hon? - I'm great! 874 01:06:40,050 --> 01:06:41,717 What? She never believes me! 875 01:06:44,550 --> 01:06:46,717 Try to turn left a bit. 876 01:06:47,300 --> 01:06:51,133 Now, turn left. I repeat, left... 877 01:07:04,467 --> 01:07:05,717 Hi there! 878 01:07:08,967 --> 01:07:11,967 Everything's OK, stay calm! Marseille Police! 879 01:07:20,883 --> 01:07:22,550 - Do you know them? - Yeah. 880 01:07:22,800 --> 01:07:26,717 Yeah... an old pupil... Gonna WALK home, now... 881 01:07:29,633 --> 01:07:31,049 Good morning Lionel. 882 01:07:31,050 --> 01:07:34,133 - Good morning Jacques, this is Mr. Coutta... - Hello, how do you do? 883 01:07:37,633 --> 01:07:41,717 - Are you all set, Coutta? - The Japanese Minister is still missing. 884 01:08:06,883 --> 01:08:10,133 There, I see her! God, is she beautiful...! 885 01:08:10,300 --> 01:08:13,217 - I mean, she looks OK. - And the Minister? 886 01:08:13,467 --> 01:08:16,300 He's fine, he's fine. He's getting some exercise... 887 01:08:23,550 --> 01:08:25,883 Now that we know where they are, maybe we should try and get them back? 888 01:08:26,133 --> 01:08:29,217 I've got an idea. We must warn your friend somehow. 889 01:08:29,300 --> 01:08:33,633 - Won't be easy... hold on, I'm such a jerk! - Oh? Really? 890 01:08:33,717 --> 01:08:36,133 Her earphone! Maybe she kept her earphone! 891 01:08:36,967 --> 01:08:39,467 Petra! Petra! 892 01:08:41,467 --> 01:08:44,717 Are you ready to kill? 893 01:08:45,217 --> 01:08:46,550 You hear me? Petra? 894 01:08:50,883 --> 01:08:53,217 Petra, we're not far away. I can see you. 895 01:08:54,133 --> 01:08:59,883 Now get up, and turn around! 896 01:09:02,967 --> 01:09:05,717 Petra, get up, I need to see your hands! 897 01:09:10,633 --> 01:09:13,883 - What's going on here? - I'm not doing anything! 898 01:09:13,967 --> 01:09:16,467 - Idiot! - Liar! 899 01:09:16,883 --> 01:09:18,383 Sit down. We're coming. 900 01:09:18,967 --> 01:09:20,216 We're coming... that's easy to say! 901 01:09:20,217 --> 01:09:21,467 Don't worry, I got a plan. 902 01:09:21,717 --> 01:09:23,383 That's exactly what worries me! 903 01:09:24,133 --> 01:09:29,050 You hear only what I tell you... 904 01:09:29,467 --> 01:09:32,967 You obey me! 905 01:09:37,467 --> 01:09:41,300 You do only what I tell you... 906 01:09:41,550 --> 01:09:45,050 You obey me! 907 01:09:47,133 --> 01:09:50,300 And now... 908 01:09:51,217 --> 01:09:59,883 I wanna go home 'cause it's too cold here and I'm getting sick and... 909 01:10:02,050 --> 01:10:07,800 You're going to sleep. 910 01:10:11,383 --> 01:10:13,383 Raise your arms. 911 01:10:19,467 --> 01:10:23,717 Con-nichon-aah! Hey, it's my turn now! Come on! 912 01:10:24,133 --> 01:10:26,467 I'm not bad at hypnosis! 913 01:10:26,800 --> 01:10:29,300 Sit! Good boy! 914 01:10:29,467 --> 01:10:33,717 Now lie down! Very, very good! 915 01:10:33,883 --> 01:10:35,883 And now... sleep! 916 01:10:38,883 --> 01:10:42,382 Freeze or you'll sleep too, and for long! OK? 917 01:10:42,383 --> 01:10:44,633 OK, I'll cover you. 918 01:10:49,633 --> 01:10:51,883 Hey, girls, what're you doing? 919 01:11:39,800 --> 01:11:42,300 No need. I had'em covered. 920 01:11:42,467 --> 01:11:43,967 It's not loaded, Émilien. 921 01:11:44,258 --> 01:11:45,550 What'd you mean, it's not loaded? 922 01:11:46,925 --> 01:11:47,800 How come? 923 01:11:50,217 --> 01:11:53,300 It was me. I emptied the clip yesterday. 924 01:11:54,883 --> 01:11:58,633 So... it was never loaded? 925 01:11:59,717 --> 01:12:01,508 I was worried you'd get hurt... 926 01:12:25,133 --> 01:12:27,383 I'm very late, can you save my life? 927 01:12:31,633 --> 01:12:33,800 Err... don't worry, I'll manage. 928 01:12:36,425 --> 01:12:39,467 - C'mon, jump in there! - What...? Are you sure? 929 01:13:01,633 --> 01:13:03,425 Catch those clowns! 930 01:13:30,800 --> 01:13:32,967 Fancy some sushi? 931 01:13:33,050 --> 01:13:34,300 There's no exit, Daniel! 932 01:14:06,133 --> 01:14:07,800 They're after you, Daniel! 933 01:14:21,300 --> 01:14:22,300 That's one less! 934 01:14:24,550 --> 01:14:26,383 We'll get off at the next station... 935 01:14:47,467 --> 01:14:49,883 We're too heavy. And they got good cars! 936 01:14:50,133 --> 01:14:52,800 Ask your Paris colleagues to help out. 937 01:14:52,842 --> 01:14:54,633 Forget it. Cops from Paris and Marseille are at war. 938 01:14:54,717 --> 01:14:55,633 They'll never help us. 939 01:14:55,717 --> 01:14:56,633 Aww, you just never asked 'em politely! 940 01:14:58,883 --> 01:14:59,883 Daniel, what the...? 941 01:15:11,800 --> 01:15:16,967 So, dickheads, you're not at the parade? Soldiers ain't your thing? 942 01:15:17,133 --> 01:15:20,050 You'd rather stay home and gobble knobs? 943 01:15:20,300 --> 01:15:24,633 How 'bout a love parade? Let him who loves me, follow me! 944 01:15:31,383 --> 01:15:32,717 I think you went a bit far! 945 01:15:32,800 --> 01:15:35,508 Aww, don't worry, I'm sure they loved that! 946 01:15:37,967 --> 01:15:41,300 Catch that asshole, ALIVE! I'll blast him to hell myself! 947 01:15:57,050 --> 01:15:59,133 Where are you? 948 01:16:01,217 --> 01:16:03,467 Where is "Trocadéro"? 949 01:16:03,883 --> 01:16:05,883 Well, you must change at Châtelet! 950 01:16:22,800 --> 01:16:24,508 A bus, Daniel! 951 01:16:39,092 --> 01:16:41,175 Oh, the Eiffel Tower! 952 01:16:49,633 --> 01:16:52,092 Stay off the grass! 953 01:17:06,050 --> 01:17:08,258 - It's straight ahead now! - OK! 954 01:17:13,800 --> 01:17:14,882 Where'd that one come from? 955 01:17:14,883 --> 01:17:17,133 Yes. Get the taxi! 956 01:17:19,217 --> 01:17:20,758 - Kamikaze! - Kamika what? 957 01:17:22,217 --> 01:17:23,717 Kamikaze...?!! 958 01:17:29,383 --> 01:17:30,883 BANZAI...! 959 01:18:44,717 --> 01:18:47,217 Shit... I can't shake 'em! We're too heavy! 960 01:18:47,467 --> 01:18:48,383 I can get out, if you want! 961 01:18:48,467 --> 01:18:51,133 - Bad idea Émilien, try harder! - I can't! 962 01:18:55,050 --> 01:18:57,383 - Call the General! - OK. General, do you copy? 963 01:18:57,592 --> 01:19:00,800 Loud 'n' clear! How's your Paris tour going? 964 01:19:01,050 --> 01:19:02,633 It's whizzing by! 965 01:19:02,883 --> 01:19:07,508 Tell him to block the Dauphine tunnel exit. We'll set up a trap there! 966 01:19:07,883 --> 01:19:09,383 No problem. Give me 5 minutes! 967 01:19:10,633 --> 01:19:11,966 Yes, hello? 968 01:19:11,967 --> 01:19:14,466 Picard? Bertineau here! 969 01:19:14,467 --> 01:19:15,716 General, sir! 970 01:19:15,717 --> 01:19:18,133 You got a spare tank or two? 971 01:19:19,217 --> 01:19:20,550 As a matter of fact, yes... 972 01:19:23,133 --> 01:19:24,800 We're almost there, he'd better hurry! 973 01:19:36,967 --> 01:19:39,467 Dammit, what's taking him so long? 974 01:19:41,425 --> 01:19:44,216 Roger sir, we're in position. The tunnel is blocked. 975 01:19:44,217 --> 01:19:46,883 - 4 mins, 32 seconds. - Well done, sir! 976 01:19:47,217 --> 01:19:48,383 Hang on! 977 01:19:54,383 --> 01:19:56,299 I don't wanna play after all! 978 01:19:56,300 --> 01:19:58,216 You'd rather stop and get shot down? 979 01:19:58,217 --> 01:20:00,883 No but I don't wanna hit a tank, either! 980 01:20:01,800 --> 01:20:05,300 Daniel, now that I found Petra again I'd like to enjoy it before I die! 981 01:20:05,342 --> 01:20:07,967 Don't worry. I'm taking you straight to Heaven! 982 01:20:10,300 --> 01:20:12,592 But I wanna stay right here on Earth, Daniel! 983 01:20:54,133 --> 01:20:55,467 You scared the bejesus outta me again! 984 01:20:56,342 --> 01:20:58,925 Maybe one day, you'll trust me! 985 01:21:03,550 --> 01:21:07,133 The Minister says you're wonderful. He'd like you to become his driver in Japan. 986 01:21:07,633 --> 01:21:11,717 Thanks, maybe later. But right now, I wanna go home! 987 01:21:12,008 --> 01:21:15,883 Yeah, we're going home, Daniel. Can we drop you off somewhere? 988 01:21:21,633 --> 01:21:22,799 Oh no, not the TV! 989 01:21:22,800 --> 01:21:25,883 Just 5 minutes, it's the parade... I want to see your father. 990 01:21:35,133 --> 01:21:38,550 Oh...? It looks like Daniel's taxi! Ain't that funny? 991 01:21:47,050 --> 01:21:48,133 Émilien?! 992 01:21:58,883 --> 01:22:02,800 Well, err... that's something brand new. 993 01:22:03,217 --> 01:22:04,883 A... stealth taxi. 994 01:22:07,133 --> 01:22:11,925 I'll drop you at the grandstand and I'll run, ok? I don't like this place... it freaks me out. 995 01:22:12,800 --> 01:22:13,925 Émilien... 74015

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