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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 2 00:00:43,001 --> 00:00:46,290 - [Mum laughs] - [Grandad] Hey, um... 3 00:00:48,757 --> 00:00:52,091 - [Mum] Have a look out the front, Dad. - [Grandad laughs] Yes. 4 00:00:52,177 --> 00:00:54,885 - We don't want him to surprise us! - No, no. 5 00:00:56,473 --> 00:00:59,887 [town clock chimes] 6 00:01:00,018 --> 00:01:02,806 Woken up in time to meet your daddy, have you, Jimmy? 7 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:04,387 He'll be here soon. 8 00:01:04,523 --> 00:01:06,810 [her voice echoes] I'll bet he can't wait to see you. 9 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:09,017 You're the one he always asks about. 10 00:01:09,111 --> 00:01:11,603 Mary! Mary, he's here! 11 00:01:12,864 --> 00:01:14,230 Come on, love. 12 00:01:14,366 --> 00:01:16,028 Where's your flag? 13 00:01:16,785 --> 00:01:17,821 Here. 14 00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:20,244 [grandfather clock chimes] 15 00:01:20,330 --> 00:01:22,322 [Mary laughs] 16 00:01:22,416 --> 00:01:24,954 Let's go and meet him, shall we, eh? 17 00:01:27,671 --> 00:01:31,039 [steam train chugs in the distance] 18 00:01:36,638 --> 00:01:38,971 Go on now, you run and meet your daddy. 19 00:01:39,933 --> 00:01:41,469 Eh? 20 00:01:41,602 --> 00:01:44,936 [hobnail boots echo] 21 00:01:45,063 --> 00:01:46,063 Run! 22 00:01:47,691 --> 00:01:52,311 [his father laughs] 23 00:01:55,407 --> 00:01:57,927 [his voice echoes] And here's me thinking you'd still be a baby. 24 00:01:59,369 --> 00:02:01,702 [monkeys shrieking] 25 00:02:01,830 --> 00:02:04,868 [Mary's voice echoes] There wasn't much to do, what with rationing. 26 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:06,665 We had some nice days out. 27 00:02:07,544 --> 00:02:09,080 Went to the zoo once. 28 00:02:09,212 --> 00:02:12,125 [woman] And half an ounce of Battle Axe. 29 00:02:12,883 --> 00:02:16,172 Settling in nicely, are you then, Mr MacLaine? 30 00:02:16,261 --> 00:02:17,672 [Mary] Never liked the shop. 31 00:02:17,763 --> 00:02:20,426 Oh, yeah, you remember Joe? 32 00:02:20,557 --> 00:02:22,719 Our Lucy's boy. 33 00:02:22,809 --> 00:02:24,801 Well, he never come back. 34 00:02:24,895 --> 00:02:25,895 [Mary] Bored him. 35 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:29,017 He sent a letter saying he was on his way. 36 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:31,061 But he never come. 37 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:32,562 [Mary] It was all too small for him. 38 00:02:32,694 --> 00:02:37,735 [her voice echoes] I bet you never thought you'd have such a lovely boy waiting for you. 39 00:02:37,866 --> 00:02:40,028 Eh? [she cackles] 40 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:42,493 [children laughing] 41 00:02:50,295 --> 00:02:51,331 Jim... 42 00:02:52,798 --> 00:02:54,664 you know I tried to settle down again. 43 00:02:55,425 --> 00:02:57,758 I was looking forward so much to coming home. 44 00:02:59,596 --> 00:03:01,212 But you've no idea. 45 00:03:05,769 --> 00:03:10,059 I want you to be a good boy for your mum and your grandad. 46 00:03:13,402 --> 00:03:14,688 [he sighs] 47 00:03:14,820 --> 00:03:17,608 You'll be all right, Mary. You... 48 00:03:17,739 --> 00:03:20,573 You have the shop and your dad and Jimmy. 49 00:03:28,250 --> 00:03:30,770 [his voice echoes] Look after your mother for me, will you, son? 50 00:03:30,877 --> 00:03:33,836 [train whistle blows in the distance] 51 00:03:41,763 --> 00:03:45,473 [heavy footsteps fade away] 52 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:47,432 [titles music] 53 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:07,658 [male teacher] 1914, with the outbreak of the First World War, 54 00:04:07,748 --> 00:04:12,243 we come to the end of our survey of the syllabus for this year's exam. 55 00:04:12,919 --> 00:04:15,502 Now, you all know the routine for Monday. 56 00:04:15,589 --> 00:04:19,674 I hope you've got all the facts firmly established in your minds. 57 00:04:19,801 --> 00:04:24,045 Because at this stage, there's nothing much I can do to help you. 58 00:04:25,557 --> 00:04:27,640 You've got the weekend free... 59 00:04:28,727 --> 00:04:30,764 for last-minute revision. 60 00:04:32,063 --> 00:04:36,353 Oh, and I would like to remind you that that old favourite, 61 00:04:36,443 --> 00:04:39,902 "Outline the events leading up to the French Revolution", 62 00:04:39,988 --> 00:04:42,731 hasn't been set for two years and so you never know. 63 00:04:43,992 --> 00:04:45,608 MacLaine. 64 00:04:46,369 --> 00:04:49,157 What did Britain gain from the Treaty of Utrecht? 65 00:04:52,501 --> 00:04:56,586 The Hudson's Bay territory, Gibraltar, 66 00:04:56,713 --> 00:05:01,174 Menorca and Louis XIV agreed to recognise 67 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:04,419 the Hanoverian claim to the English throne. 68 00:05:05,263 --> 00:05:06,263 Sir. 69 00:05:06,348 --> 00:05:07,384 Oh. 70 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:11,551 Well, pay attention and fasten that tie, will you? 71 00:05:11,686 --> 00:05:13,803 I've nothing more to say to you. 72 00:05:13,897 --> 00:05:15,433 It's up to you. 73 00:05:16,566 --> 00:05:18,933 And so, as it's nearly four o'clock... 74 00:05:20,612 --> 00:05:23,320 [school bell rings] 75 00:05:25,033 --> 00:05:26,820 Coming to the coffee bar, Terry? 76 00:05:27,577 --> 00:05:28,577 Well... 77 00:05:28,662 --> 00:05:31,405 Did you hear what George Sherman said he did with his sister? 78 00:05:31,498 --> 00:05:32,579 No. 79 00:05:33,875 --> 00:05:35,992 - What? - Come on, I'll tell you. 80 00:05:37,128 --> 00:05:42,544 [music plays: "Born Too Late" performed by The Poni-Tails] 81 00:05:42,634 --> 00:05:46,173 ♪ Why was I born too late? 82 00:05:50,559 --> 00:05:52,926 ♪ Born too late 83 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:55,102 ♪ For you to care... ♪ 84 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:56,395 Two Cokes, please. 85 00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:02,227 - You're early. - Nicked off from cricket. 86 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:04,232 - How's the band? - Great! 87 00:06:04,322 --> 00:06:05,962 Dave's got a new Gibson for his birthday. 88 00:06:06,032 --> 00:06:08,803 Yeah, his old one went up in a bloody great flash at the dance last Saturday! 89 00:06:08,827 --> 00:06:10,784 - [they laugh] - Fused the whole place. 90 00:06:10,871 --> 00:06:14,160 Nearly blew us all up. Two coffees, please, love. 91 00:06:15,333 --> 00:06:16,333 Oi. 92 00:06:22,549 --> 00:06:24,131 [song ends] 93 00:06:25,260 --> 00:06:27,001 Got any money for the jukebox? 94 00:06:28,805 --> 00:06:30,012 Yes. 95 00:06:36,354 --> 00:06:38,186 What do you want on? 96 00:06:38,273 --> 00:06:39,809 You choose. 97 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:43,147 See what your taste's like. 98 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:51,447 [music plays: "Raunchy" by Bill Justis] 99 00:06:57,459 --> 00:06:59,542 What you gonna do next year? 100 00:06:59,628 --> 00:07:01,119 I dunno. 101 00:07:01,212 --> 00:07:02,669 Have to wait and see. 102 00:07:03,548 --> 00:07:05,005 What about you? 103 00:07:05,884 --> 00:07:08,376 I'm going as a receptionist to County Motors. 104 00:07:08,511 --> 00:07:11,754 - [other girl] Is that what you call it? - [they laugh] 105 00:07:13,141 --> 00:07:14,473 Are you coming? 106 00:07:14,559 --> 00:07:16,767 No, I think I'll wait a bit longer. 107 00:07:16,853 --> 00:07:18,515 I'll see you on Monday. 108 00:07:20,649 --> 00:07:22,140 Another Coke? 109 00:07:24,319 --> 00:07:25,526 Two Cokes, please. 110 00:07:25,654 --> 00:07:27,646 And a shilling for two sixpences. 111 00:07:33,203 --> 00:07:34,410 Thank you. 112 00:07:34,537 --> 00:07:37,871 We're going to the Floral Hall tomorrow night. Are you coming? 113 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:40,826 What do you think, Shirl? Can we trust 'em? [giggles] 114 00:07:46,549 --> 00:07:48,836 We weren't interrupting anything, were we? 115 00:07:55,225 --> 00:07:57,638 Well... I'll be seeing you. 116 00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:12,677 - [Mary] Two pounds of sugar, was it, love? - [woman] That's right, Mrs MacLaine. 117 00:08:12,701 --> 00:08:14,863 [Mary] Well, as I was saying, we discussed it 118 00:08:14,953 --> 00:08:18,446 and I think he realises now that he's university material. 119 00:08:18,540 --> 00:08:21,783 Oh, it's all right for a hobby, of course. 120 00:08:21,876 --> 00:08:25,165 But you can't get anywhere without proper qualifications. [till rings] 121 00:08:25,255 --> 00:08:29,249 None of them seem to realise that nowadays. Oh, they're all pie-in-the-sky ideas... 122 00:08:33,221 --> 00:08:35,508 [music plays from the cinema] 123 00:08:35,598 --> 00:08:37,806 [man] Queuing all parts now, queuing all parts. 124 00:08:38,685 --> 00:08:40,096 Hey, there's Jim. 125 00:08:44,733 --> 00:08:46,520 [Jeanette] Hey! Hello. 126 00:08:46,651 --> 00:08:48,062 Hello. 127 00:08:48,153 --> 00:08:50,770 - Did you bring Terry? - No, he's swotting. 128 00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:55,234 - Shouldn't you be? - No. Don't have to. I'm more clever. 129 00:08:55,326 --> 00:08:57,238 More big-headed too. 130 00:08:57,328 --> 00:09:00,366 Here, Jeanette! Tell Terry he should've stayed with me last night. 131 00:09:00,457 --> 00:09:02,665 That Shirley, sex mad. 132 00:09:02,751 --> 00:09:05,494 And her friend's a raving nympho! 133 00:09:05,587 --> 00:09:07,579 [woman mutters] Disgusting! 134 00:09:08,757 --> 00:09:09,998 How do you feel? 135 00:09:10,133 --> 00:09:12,546 - [light music plays on the radio] - Okay. 136 00:09:12,677 --> 00:09:14,794 - You're not nervous? - No. 137 00:09:15,930 --> 00:09:18,217 Well, this is the first big hurdle. 138 00:09:18,308 --> 00:09:21,016 Oh, I wish I'd had your opportunities. 139 00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:23,428 Just think... 140 00:09:24,773 --> 00:09:27,311 by October you'll be at university. 141 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:29,141 That'll be nice, won't it, Dad? 142 00:09:29,277 --> 00:09:33,021 Mm. They'll make him get his hair cut when he gets there, all right! 143 00:09:33,156 --> 00:09:36,024 Look, Mum, I've been thinking. 144 00:09:36,951 --> 00:09:39,113 Three years at university. 145 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:41,202 That's a long time. 146 00:09:41,289 --> 00:09:43,952 - Oh, I don't mind making a few sacrifices. - [shop bell rings] 147 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:46,246 No, I didn't mean that. I meant... 148 00:09:46,336 --> 00:09:49,044 You should know you can't argue with your mother. 149 00:09:49,130 --> 00:09:50,917 King Edward's, Mr Armitage? 150 00:09:52,383 --> 00:09:53,874 - [till rings] - Thank you. 151 00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:56,135 Bye. 152 00:09:56,221 --> 00:09:59,680 Look, Mum, what I meant was, if I'm fed up now, 153 00:09:59,766 --> 00:10:02,509 what am I going to feel like in three years? 154 00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:04,559 It'll soon pass. 155 00:10:05,814 --> 00:10:09,524 Hey, come on! Look at the time. It's turned half past eight. 156 00:10:18,493 --> 00:10:20,359 All the best then, love. 157 00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:21,944 You go and show 'em. 158 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,208 Jeanette said she saw you at the pictures on Saturday. 159 00:10:29,212 --> 00:10:30,170 Yeah. 160 00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:32,663 I've been working non-stop since Friday night. 161 00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:38,294 Water's getting lower. 162 00:10:38,429 --> 00:10:40,762 Bugger me, it's gonna be a scorcher! 163 00:10:42,892 --> 00:10:44,099 That's right. 164 00:10:45,186 --> 00:10:47,724 It's too bloody hot to be taking exams. 165 00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:54,443 Sod the Congress of Vienna! 166 00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:58,398 And bloody Napoleon! 167 00:10:59,742 --> 00:11:02,234 And the War of Jenkins' bloody Ear! 168 00:11:02,370 --> 00:11:04,282 What are you doing, you daft bugger? 169 00:11:05,123 --> 00:11:06,580 Sod it! 170 00:11:06,708 --> 00:11:08,574 You've gone mad. 171 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:12,127 - Come on, I've got an extra pen. - I've had enough of sodding school. 172 00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:18,714 - Go on, you go on. - Jim! 173 00:11:18,803 --> 00:11:22,422 Tell 'em... Tell 'em I've got Jenkins' Ear ache! 174 00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:35,393 [Jim with French accent] Madame de Pompadour 175 00:11:35,486 --> 00:11:38,103 was, I think, a silly old whore. 176 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:42,033 She made a pie from Jenkins' Ear 177 00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:45,202 and washed it down with a bottle of beer! 178 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:03,463 [Grandad] You might at least let your mother know where you'll be. 179 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:05,513 I don't think that's too much to ask. 180 00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:12,729 [Grandad] I shall have weeks of, "Like father, like son!" 181 00:12:13,691 --> 00:12:15,523 And for once, she'll be right. 182 00:12:21,616 --> 00:12:25,735 [music plays: "Chantilly Lace" by Jerry Lee Lewis] 183 00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:31,703 [Teddy Boy] Brought your bucket and spade, have you, Tash? 184 00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:42,008 [motorbike engine revs] 185 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,939 [Jim] "Please, sir, 186 00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:58,688 may I leave the womb?" 187 00:12:58,820 --> 00:13:00,857 I might have said, 188 00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:02,688 but no one would have heard. 189 00:13:03,658 --> 00:13:06,275 So I gave up, ran away. 190 00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:09,782 And hitched a roller-coaster ride 191 00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:13,411 in search of fish and chips and freedom! 192 00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:24,251 Please, miss... 193 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:26,925 have you got a room? 194 00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:28,388 [door creaks] 195 00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:31,012 [Irish woman] Now, the rent is two pounds ten a week. 196 00:13:31,102 --> 00:13:33,264 You'll be able to manage that, will you? 197 00:13:33,354 --> 00:13:36,347 Well, in any case, it's in advance every week. 198 00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:41,061 Now, there's a lavatory two floors down and there's a bathroom on the first floor. 199 00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,271 If you're taking a bath, it's two shillings. 200 00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:46,941 Now, you have a lock on your door, so if you lose anything, 201 00:13:47,035 --> 00:13:49,527 it's no use coming moaning to me. 202 00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:51,657 And we have a very nice house here, 203 00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:55,537 so if you don't mind, you'll not be having any young ladies up here to entertain. 204 00:13:55,626 --> 00:13:58,243 It's really a very nice little room you have here. 205 00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:01,831 Like I say, it'll be two pounds ten in advance. 206 00:14:01,924 --> 00:14:03,210 [train chugs past] 207 00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:14,305 [young women laughing] 208 00:14:20,651 --> 00:14:23,485 [children shout playfully] 209 00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:35,243 [women laughing] 210 00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:38,542 Come on, concentrate on the job. Never mind the girls! 211 00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:42,212 - There's three more deckchairs over there. - [women laughing] 212 00:14:42,298 --> 00:14:46,087 - We're not very fond of the ladies, are we? - Oh, my God, she's at it again! 213 00:14:46,177 --> 00:14:47,463 - Come on! - Ta! 214 00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:49,590 - That's right, love, later. - [women laughing] 215 00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:10,441 Here... 216 00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:13,114 is there anything to do here in the evenings? 217 00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:22,412 [music: "Honeycomb" by Ricky Nelson] 218 00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:25,790 ♪ Well, it's a darn good life and it's kinda funny 219 00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:28,125 ♪ How the Lord made the bee and the bee made the honey 220 00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:30,799 ♪ And the honey bee lookin' for a home 221 00:15:30,888 --> 00:15:33,130 ♪ And they called it a honeycomb 222 00:15:33,224 --> 00:15:35,466 ♪ Then they combed the world and they gathered all 223 00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:37,893 ♪ Of the honeycomb into one sweet ball 224 00:15:37,979 --> 00:15:40,346 ♪ And the honeycomb from a million trips 225 00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:42,764 ♪ Made my baby's lips 226 00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:45,067 ♪ Oh, honeycomb, won't you be my baby? 227 00:15:45,153 --> 00:15:47,145 ♪ Well, honeycomb, be my own 228 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,818 ♪ Got a hank o' hair and a piece o' bone 229 00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:52,399 ♪ Made a walkin', talkin' honeycomb 230 00:15:52,493 --> 00:15:54,906 ♪ Well, honeycomb, won't you be my baby? 231 00:15:54,996 --> 00:15:57,113 ♪ Well, honeycomb, be my own 232 00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:59,619 ♪ What a darn good life when you got a wife 233 00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:01,200 ♪ Like honeycomb ♪ 234 00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:05,249 [rock 'n' roll plays] 235 00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:20,555 [waltz music plays] 236 00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:42,994 [music plays: "Party Doll" by Buddy Knox] 237 00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:48,413 ♪ Come along and be my party doll 238 00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:51,210 ♪ And I'll make love to you, to you 239 00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:53,505 ♪ I'll make love to you ♪ 240 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:56,376 [seagulls cry overhead] 241 00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:58,131 [boy] Hey! Give it to us! 242 00:19:00,181 --> 00:19:01,717 [boy] Give it here! Give it back! 243 00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:08,557 [boy] Come on! 244 00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:27,614 Can I have a deckchair, young man? 245 00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:36,589 Haven't you got anything to say? 246 00:19:40,888 --> 00:19:42,049 How much is it? 247 00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,173 It's all right, Mum, you don't have to pay? 248 00:19:45,476 --> 00:19:48,560 I see, dishonest now, are you? How much is it? 249 00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:55,729 I won't be here long. 250 00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:58,399 I've got work to do. 251 00:19:58,489 --> 00:20:01,732 I can't afford to idle my life away at the seaside. 252 00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:08,947 I got your postcard. 253 00:20:11,502 --> 00:20:13,710 I don't know what you think you're up to. 254 00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:17,084 - Why didn't you... - I don't know! 255 00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:24,800 You've lost weight. 256 00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:29,225 - That room you've got... - It's all right. 257 00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:32,772 Jim. 258 00:20:32,773 --> 00:20:33,934 Look. 259 00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:39,110 - If you came back home now... - No. 260 00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:59,706 Anything else you want? 261 00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:01,257 From home, I mean. 262 00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:05,463 There's my records and record player. 263 00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:07,635 Yeah, I might've known. 264 00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:25,106 You might need this. 265 00:21:39,673 --> 00:21:43,166 [music plays: "Great Balls of Fire" by Jerry Lee Lewis] 266 00:21:55,356 --> 00:22:01,853 [Jim sings drunkenly] ♪ I never felt more like singing the blues 267 00:22:01,946 --> 00:22:07,066 ♪ Cos I never thought that I'd ever lose 268 00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:09,276 ♪ Your love, dear 269 00:22:10,496 --> 00:22:13,534 ♪ Why d'you leave me this way? 270 00:22:20,130 --> 00:22:25,546 ♪ The moon and stars no longer shine 271 00:22:25,636 --> 00:22:31,132 ♪ The dream is gone I thought was mine 272 00:22:31,225 --> 00:22:33,387 ♪ There's nothing left... ♪ 273 00:22:33,477 --> 00:22:35,093 Caught anything yet? 274 00:22:37,898 --> 00:22:39,264 I feel ill. 275 00:22:41,735 --> 00:22:43,271 Probably something you ate. 276 00:22:44,113 --> 00:22:46,571 No, I'm drunk. 277 00:22:48,742 --> 00:22:50,529 Don't you come too close! 278 00:22:51,579 --> 00:22:53,320 I'm a madman when I'm drunk. 279 00:22:53,455 --> 00:22:54,787 I see. 280 00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:58,287 Where do you live, son? 281 00:22:58,377 --> 00:23:00,369 Llanelli Grove. 282 00:23:00,462 --> 00:23:03,079 That's handy. I'm going that way. We can walk together. 283 00:23:03,924 --> 00:23:05,131 Oi! 284 00:23:06,260 --> 00:23:07,842 I broke in here, you know. 285 00:23:09,138 --> 00:23:11,425 That lock on that gate's never been too smart. 286 00:23:11,515 --> 00:23:12,972 Shall we go? 287 00:23:22,568 --> 00:23:24,560 Had a good night, have you? 288 00:23:24,653 --> 00:23:26,485 It's my birthday. 289 00:23:26,572 --> 00:23:27,938 That's nice. 290 00:23:29,617 --> 00:23:32,234 Must be lonely, your job. 291 00:23:33,287 --> 00:23:35,199 It can be. 292 00:23:35,331 --> 00:23:38,574 Me mum gave me some money to buy something with. 293 00:23:38,667 --> 00:23:41,250 I'm a madman when I'm drunk, you know. 294 00:23:41,337 --> 00:23:43,920 She wanted me to go to university, but I didn't... 295 00:23:44,006 --> 00:23:45,247 Hey! 296 00:23:47,718 --> 00:23:49,584 Mustn't it be great... 297 00:23:50,763 --> 00:23:52,595 I mean, to be famous. 298 00:23:52,681 --> 00:23:55,674 Not like that. Like Elvis! 299 00:23:57,227 --> 00:23:58,934 It must be great. 300 00:24:13,869 --> 00:24:16,156 [he hums] 301 00:24:18,707 --> 00:24:21,950 [man and woman arguing next door] 302 00:24:22,795 --> 00:24:24,912 [woman shouts] 303 00:24:25,005 --> 00:24:26,337 [he hums] 304 00:24:26,423 --> 00:24:28,255 [knocking on door] 305 00:24:28,342 --> 00:24:30,880 [man shouting next door] 306 00:24:33,055 --> 00:24:35,047 [knocking on door] 307 00:24:40,938 --> 00:24:42,179 Terry! 308 00:24:43,190 --> 00:24:45,898 [man shouts loudly] Get out of it! You do that again, I'll... 309 00:24:48,362 --> 00:24:50,069 Well, about time. 310 00:24:52,658 --> 00:24:54,274 Well, bugger me. 311 00:24:56,245 --> 00:24:58,157 This all you could afford? 312 00:25:00,791 --> 00:25:02,828 I bet you're crawling with fleas. 313 00:25:04,211 --> 00:25:06,328 I've been waiting weeks to here this. 314 00:25:16,932 --> 00:25:19,265 Oh, I got three distinctions. 315 00:25:20,310 --> 00:25:21,846 Very good. 316 00:25:21,937 --> 00:25:24,645 [music plays: "Donna" by Ritchie Valens] 317 00:25:27,234 --> 00:25:28,725 Why did you do it? 318 00:25:30,195 --> 00:25:31,276 Do what? 319 00:25:32,239 --> 00:25:33,946 You know. 320 00:25:34,033 --> 00:25:35,114 Oh. 321 00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:39,198 I did it to see the books float down the river. 322 00:25:43,042 --> 00:25:46,206 - What did they say at school? - Oh, they thought you'd gone mad. 323 00:25:46,336 --> 00:25:49,249 You know when you didn't come in in the afternoon, 324 00:25:49,381 --> 00:25:51,623 they head went round to see your mum. She blamed me. 325 00:26:00,225 --> 00:26:02,091 You must have been daft, you know. 326 00:26:03,479 --> 00:26:05,687 You can't sell deckchairs the rest of your life. 327 00:26:05,814 --> 00:26:07,726 Don't worry about me. 328 00:26:08,650 --> 00:26:09,982 Something'll turn up. 329 00:26:11,153 --> 00:26:12,860 It just takes time. 330 00:26:13,822 --> 00:26:16,439 I might finish up being the first British rock 'n' roll 331 00:26:16,533 --> 00:26:18,616 deckchair-selling millionaire tycoon. 332 00:26:18,744 --> 00:26:22,203 [rain pours] 333 00:26:26,710 --> 00:26:30,294 [Jim] I am the lone and looney man... 334 00:26:31,173 --> 00:26:33,256 who lives upon the sand. 335 00:26:34,384 --> 00:26:37,343 When I left home, I thought I'd be... 336 00:26:38,722 --> 00:26:41,089 the leader of the band. 337 00:26:51,110 --> 00:26:53,648 [thunder rumbles] 338 00:26:55,072 --> 00:26:56,608 Bloody hell! 339 00:27:00,744 --> 00:27:04,454 [ringing, man speaks on tannoy] Hello again, campers! This is Radio Sunshine. 340 00:27:04,540 --> 00:27:07,283 Just reminding all you super, suntanned, sunny people 341 00:27:07,376 --> 00:27:10,665 that the first sitting for dinner is now being served in the yellow canteen. 342 00:27:10,754 --> 00:27:15,340 One of the lads from the kitchens got caught climbing over the fence from camp B last night. 343 00:27:15,425 --> 00:27:17,462 Oh, tarting with the trifles. 344 00:27:17,553 --> 00:27:21,012 You should see 'em. These two chicks from Bristol or somewhere. 345 00:27:21,140 --> 00:27:23,803 Right slags and they didn't even get a sniff. 346 00:27:24,726 --> 00:27:26,467 - Do you know 'em? - Yeah. 347 00:27:26,562 --> 00:27:28,554 Like I said, useless. 348 00:27:28,647 --> 00:27:30,639 I wouldn't even touch 'em with yours. 349 00:27:32,568 --> 00:27:34,275 That is, if you've got one. 350 00:27:34,361 --> 00:27:37,274 I mean, we haven't seen much evidence of it, have we? 351 00:27:37,364 --> 00:27:40,402 Well, you know... I mean, don't worry about it. 352 00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:45,074 Just that some people are a bit more choosy where they put it. 353 00:27:46,748 --> 00:27:50,708 All I'm saying is, with all these birds round here lusting after it, 354 00:27:50,794 --> 00:27:53,457 and you're acting like a queer in a brothel. 355 00:27:53,547 --> 00:27:55,584 Come on, we'll be late for work. 356 00:27:57,509 --> 00:28:00,377 [band plays fast dance music] 357 00:28:03,098 --> 00:28:05,055 [band finishes, applause] 358 00:28:06,351 --> 00:28:09,185 [slow dance music plays] 359 00:28:10,772 --> 00:28:14,391 [compere] And now... your very own singing idol, 360 00:28:15,277 --> 00:28:17,064 Stormy Tempest! 361 00:28:17,154 --> 00:28:20,238 [applause] 362 00:28:20,324 --> 00:28:24,364 ♪ A thousand stars in the sky 363 00:28:24,494 --> 00:28:29,330 ♪ Like the stars in your eyes They say to me... ♪ 364 00:28:29,416 --> 00:28:31,954 All right, mate! I've only got one pair of hands. 365 00:28:32,044 --> 00:28:35,162 ♪ That there'll never be 366 00:28:35,255 --> 00:28:38,464 ♪ No other love 367 00:28:38,550 --> 00:28:41,384 ♪ Like you 368 00:28:41,470 --> 00:28:43,382 ♪ For me... ♪ 369 00:28:43,472 --> 00:28:46,340 Table four, okay? Two browns and a Babycham. 370 00:28:49,519 --> 00:28:51,101 Each night I count... 371 00:28:52,814 --> 00:28:54,851 the stars in the skies. 372 00:28:56,610 --> 00:28:58,397 Hoping that you... 373 00:28:58,528 --> 00:29:01,612 are not telling me lies. 374 00:29:03,408 --> 00:29:05,741 That you're with me tonight. 375 00:29:06,662 --> 00:29:08,904 I'm captured by your charms. 376 00:29:09,539 --> 00:29:12,577 ♪ Oh, pretty baby 377 00:29:12,668 --> 00:29:15,832 ♪ Let me hold you in my arms 378 00:29:15,921 --> 00:29:19,380 ♪ A thousand stars in the sky 379 00:29:19,466 --> 00:29:22,209 ♪ Made me realise... ♪ 380 00:29:22,302 --> 00:29:23,338 Number four. 381 00:29:23,470 --> 00:29:26,804 ♪ You are the one 382 00:29:26,890 --> 00:29:30,383 ♪ That I adore... ♪ 383 00:29:30,519 --> 00:29:33,728 They've been coming here for years, you know. It's the birds. 384 00:29:33,814 --> 00:29:36,648 You should their chalets. It's like Roman bloody orgies. 385 00:29:36,733 --> 00:29:39,441 - No future in it though, is there? - In what? 386 00:29:39,528 --> 00:29:41,861 Him being a typhoon. I mean, where will it get you? 387 00:29:41,947 --> 00:29:44,360 Yeah. Not smart like us. 388 00:29:54,835 --> 00:29:58,954 ♪ A thousand stars in the sky 389 00:29:59,047 --> 00:30:02,336 ♪ Made me realise 390 00:30:02,426 --> 00:30:04,292 ♪ You are the one... ♪ 391 00:30:04,386 --> 00:30:06,924 Those two, down there. They'll go. 392 00:30:10,892 --> 00:30:12,133 Yeah? 393 00:30:12,227 --> 00:30:13,434 Yeah. 394 00:30:38,045 --> 00:30:40,231 [man on tannoy] In the interest of your fellow holidaymakers, 395 00:30:40,255 --> 00:30:42,793 please, no ball games in the chalet lines. 396 00:30:42,883 --> 00:30:44,610 - [he plays harmonica] - The mystery draw will be 397 00:30:44,634 --> 00:30:47,001 at the main gate tonight at 8:00pm. 398 00:30:47,095 --> 00:30:50,714 The mystery draw will be at the main gate tonight at 8:00pm. 399 00:30:51,767 --> 00:30:54,305 [lively music plays over tannoy] 400 00:30:54,394 --> 00:30:57,512 [Mike] The one with the big knockers is mine. You can have the other one. 401 00:30:58,315 --> 00:31:01,558 Oh, where's that shampoo? I can't see a bloody thing here. 402 00:31:03,570 --> 00:31:05,983 Tonight's their night, lucky cows! 403 00:31:07,699 --> 00:31:09,440 They didn't look like much to me. 404 00:31:10,369 --> 00:31:13,658 We'll have to split 'em up. I'm not having you watching me on the job. 405 00:31:17,250 --> 00:31:18,250 Oh. 406 00:31:18,335 --> 00:31:21,874 What about if they don't fancy us? 407 00:31:23,256 --> 00:31:26,465 That one with the big tits, her name's Sandra. 408 00:31:27,594 --> 00:31:30,007 She looks a bit like Sandra Dee, doesn't she? 409 00:31:41,775 --> 00:31:44,609 All right, smart-arse! It's not that funny. 410 00:31:44,736 --> 00:31:46,773 [Jim laughs] 411 00:31:46,905 --> 00:31:48,316 Ha! I mean... 412 00:31:48,448 --> 00:31:49,905 [Jim laughs] 413 00:31:49,991 --> 00:31:52,574 Ah, it was when I was at sea, wasn't it? 414 00:31:52,661 --> 00:31:54,152 Got pissed. 415 00:31:54,996 --> 00:31:56,783 Well, I wasn't actually at sea. 416 00:31:56,915 --> 00:32:00,408 I used to work on the ferries between New Brighton and Liverpool. 417 00:32:00,544 --> 00:32:04,584 One night I was out of me skull and me mates talked me into it. Bastards! 418 00:32:06,466 --> 00:32:08,423 Come on! It's not that funny. 419 00:32:08,510 --> 00:32:11,924 [man on tannoy] Reminding you that the midnight movie, "Carry On Sergeant", 420 00:32:12,013 --> 00:32:15,848 is at 11:30 this evening in the camp cinema. 421 00:32:15,976 --> 00:32:18,889 [kids laughing and playing outside] 422 00:32:19,688 --> 00:32:21,725 I've been coming here for five seasons, you know. 423 00:32:21,857 --> 00:32:23,769 - Yeah? - Like a holiday to me. 424 00:32:25,569 --> 00:32:28,903 Well, after ten months on the bloody road with the fair, you need a break. 425 00:32:30,282 --> 00:32:31,773 What do you do on the fair? 426 00:32:31,908 --> 00:32:33,069 Dodgems. 427 00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:39,413 Good place for pulling the birds. 428 00:32:39,499 --> 00:32:42,913 Quick tickle, see if they go, and then round the back, get me end away. 429 00:32:44,087 --> 00:32:45,578 That reminds me. 430 00:32:45,714 --> 00:32:47,831 Let's go and order our slicers for tonight. 431 00:32:51,344 --> 00:32:52,344 [Jim] Oh! 432 00:32:52,429 --> 00:32:53,795 [Mike] Ah, missed it. 433 00:32:56,516 --> 00:32:58,223 [Jim and Mike laughing] 434 00:33:05,108 --> 00:33:08,522 - It's good practice this, you know. - Good practice for what? 435 00:33:08,612 --> 00:33:10,729 Getting things into holes. 436 00:33:12,699 --> 00:33:14,656 - Oh. - [she laughs] 437 00:33:14,743 --> 00:33:16,530 [Mike] Hey, Sandra! 438 00:33:17,913 --> 00:33:19,779 Do you want any coaching with your grip? 439 00:33:19,915 --> 00:33:22,202 [giggling] 440 00:33:22,334 --> 00:33:24,872 It's best if you hold the end in two hands, you know. 441 00:33:25,003 --> 00:33:26,039 [giggling] 442 00:33:35,889 --> 00:33:38,302 She's got a lovely arse, that Sandra. 443 00:33:39,976 --> 00:33:42,434 [man on tannoy] Hello again, campers. This is Radio Sunshine, 444 00:33:42,521 --> 00:33:44,888 just reminding all you suntanned, sunny, super people 445 00:33:44,940 --> 00:33:48,399 that the first sitting for dinner is now being served in the yellow canteen. 446 00:33:48,485 --> 00:33:51,102 So hurry along, all you happy, hungry holidaymakers. 447 00:33:51,196 --> 00:33:53,984 And now here's some great news for you young ones. 448 00:33:54,115 --> 00:33:56,653 Tonight's the night for the rock 'n' roller tourists. 449 00:33:56,743 --> 00:34:00,077 Your weekly jiving contest will be held in the main ballroom... 450 00:34:00,163 --> 00:34:01,529 He sounds the right spanner. 451 00:34:01,665 --> 00:34:03,702 ..at 10:00pm. 452 00:34:04,834 --> 00:34:05,915 [Mike putts] 453 00:34:06,002 --> 00:34:07,243 Great! 454 00:34:07,379 --> 00:34:10,497 [lively music plays over tannoy] 455 00:34:11,258 --> 00:34:12,794 We'll be all right here, you know. 456 00:34:12,926 --> 00:34:15,259 [giggling] 457 00:34:16,471 --> 00:34:17,507 Fore! 458 00:34:21,643 --> 00:34:23,134 All right then? 459 00:34:23,228 --> 00:34:25,345 Ten o'clock tonight in the grotty grotto. 460 00:34:25,438 --> 00:34:28,101 - You and her and me and him. - Can you both jive? 461 00:34:28,191 --> 00:34:30,308 Can we jive?! Whoo! 462 00:34:30,402 --> 00:34:31,563 That's right. 463 00:34:32,529 --> 00:34:34,111 It's your lucky day. 464 00:34:36,199 --> 00:34:37,315 All right? 465 00:34:38,243 --> 00:34:40,030 - Okay. - [they giggle] 466 00:34:41,079 --> 00:34:44,618 [Stormy Tempest sings "Long Live Rock"] ♪ Down at the Astoria the scene was changing 467 00:34:44,708 --> 00:34:48,201 ♪ Bingo and rock were pushing out X-rated 468 00:34:48,295 --> 00:34:52,005 ♪ We were the first band to vomit in the bar 469 00:34:52,132 --> 00:34:55,876 ♪ And find the distance to the stage too far 470 00:34:56,011 --> 00:34:59,425 ♪ Meanwhile, it's getting late at ten o'clock 471 00:34:59,556 --> 00:35:02,139 ♪ Rock is dead, they said 472 00:35:02,225 --> 00:35:04,308 ♪ Long live rock! 473 00:35:10,942 --> 00:35:13,104 ♪ Long live rock! 474 00:35:13,194 --> 00:35:15,402 ♪ I need it every night 475 00:35:18,199 --> 00:35:20,486 ♪ Long live rock! 476 00:35:20,619 --> 00:35:22,485 ♪ Come and join the line 477 00:35:23,788 --> 00:35:24,824 ♪ Rock! 478 00:35:25,832 --> 00:35:29,451 ♪ Long live rock! 479 00:35:29,586 --> 00:35:32,169 ♪ Oh, be it dead or alive! 480 00:35:36,885 --> 00:35:38,547 [feedback squeals] 481 00:35:38,678 --> 00:35:42,046 ♪ People walk in sideways pretending that they're leaving 482 00:35:42,140 --> 00:35:45,679 ♪ We put on our makeup and work out all the lead-ins 483 00:35:45,769 --> 00:35:49,513 ♪ Jack is in the alley selling tickets made in Hong Kong 484 00:35:49,606 --> 00:35:51,598 ♪ Promoter's in the pay box wondering... ♪ 485 00:35:51,691 --> 00:35:54,354 - Thought you said you could dance! - It's the bloody band. 486 00:35:54,444 --> 00:35:57,107 ♪ Back in the pub the governor stops the clock 487 00:35:57,238 --> 00:35:59,651 ♪ Rock is dead, they said 488 00:35:59,741 --> 00:36:01,983 ♪ Long live rock! 489 00:36:05,330 --> 00:36:11,076 [feedback screeches] 490 00:36:11,211 --> 00:36:14,545 Ah! 491 00:36:14,673 --> 00:36:17,916 [band plays "What'd I Say" by Elvis Presley] 492 00:36:25,850 --> 00:36:27,637 - What are you drinking? - Babycham. 493 00:36:27,727 --> 00:36:29,844 Oh, and a packet of crisps. 494 00:36:29,938 --> 00:36:32,021 One dance and she wants the world. 495 00:36:47,831 --> 00:36:50,323 Only got as far as the last eight before. 496 00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:54,418 I'll go and help Mike with the drinks. 497 00:36:59,008 --> 00:37:00,920 The band put me off. 498 00:37:13,648 --> 00:37:15,890 [song ends, applause] 499 00:37:15,984 --> 00:37:18,101 Second week running, ladies and gentlemen, 500 00:37:18,194 --> 00:37:20,811 second week running and the fourth year in succession, 501 00:37:20,905 --> 00:37:23,522 the winners once again are number 25, 502 00:37:23,616 --> 00:37:26,780 Derek and Deidre Heathcote. Well done, folks. 503 00:37:26,911 --> 00:37:30,621 And of course, Derek and Deidre come from that marvellous, wonderful, fantastic, 504 00:37:30,707 --> 00:37:33,916 - incredible House of... - [all] Windsor! 505 00:37:34,043 --> 00:37:36,251 [Mike] Right then, well... 506 00:37:37,922 --> 00:37:41,586 It's, uh, you two in ours and me and you in yours, all right? 507 00:37:44,053 --> 00:37:45,760 Party's over at three. 508 00:37:48,850 --> 00:37:49,931 Jim. 509 00:37:51,770 --> 00:37:54,057 - Here's something. - Where'd you get that? 510 00:37:54,147 --> 00:37:57,015 - Give her one for me. - Come on if you're coming! 511 00:37:57,108 --> 00:37:58,724 All right, love. 512 00:37:58,818 --> 00:38:01,777 [Stormy Tempest singing "That's All Right Now" in the ballroom] 513 00:38:24,344 --> 00:38:26,256 [mugs click together] 514 00:38:31,893 --> 00:38:33,930 [woman passing outside] You needn't try telling me. 515 00:38:34,020 --> 00:38:35,477 [man] I get the message. 516 00:38:35,563 --> 00:38:38,125 - [woman] Look, what's the use of arguing? - [man] You must be out of your mind. 517 00:38:38,149 --> 00:38:41,358 [woman] I'm not out of my mind. I've told you before. 518 00:38:41,444 --> 00:38:44,733 [the conversation trails away] 519 00:38:53,790 --> 00:38:58,160 [song ends in the ballroom, applause] 520 00:39:00,755 --> 00:39:04,339 [music starts up again in the ballroom] 521 00:39:06,678 --> 00:39:08,886 [all sing along in the ballroom] ♪ Goodnight, campers 522 00:39:08,972 --> 00:39:11,009 ♪ See you in the morning 523 00:39:11,099 --> 00:39:13,056 ♪ Goodnight, campers 524 00:39:13,142 --> 00:39:15,054 ♪ We can see you yawning 525 00:39:15,144 --> 00:39:16,976 ♪ You must wake up 526 00:39:17,063 --> 00:39:19,601 ♪ Your sleepy head... ♪ 527 00:39:19,732 --> 00:39:23,021 Bet you have a different girl here every night. 528 00:39:23,152 --> 00:39:25,485 [singing continues] ♪ So we'll say goodnight, campers 529 00:39:25,572 --> 00:39:27,689 ♪ Don't sleep in your braces 530 00:39:27,782 --> 00:39:29,444 ♪ Goodnight, campers 531 00:39:29,534 --> 00:39:31,571 ♪ Soak your teeth in Jeyes's 532 00:39:31,661 --> 00:39:33,573 ♪ Drown your sorrows 533 00:39:33,663 --> 00:39:36,030 ♪ Bring your empties back tomorrow 534 00:39:36,124 --> 00:39:39,413 ♪ Goodnight, campers, goodnight! ♪ 535 00:39:39,502 --> 00:39:42,586 [song ends, applause] 536 00:39:47,510 --> 00:39:51,379 [baby starts crying nearby] 537 00:39:51,514 --> 00:39:56,805 [baby cries loudly] 538 00:39:56,936 --> 00:40:00,395 [crying continues] 539 00:40:15,872 --> 00:40:18,239 I wouldn't let anyone else, you know. 540 00:40:18,333 --> 00:40:20,370 [woman laughs outside] 541 00:40:21,878 --> 00:40:24,541 [laughter continues] 542 00:40:24,631 --> 00:40:26,918 [baby cries] 543 00:40:29,552 --> 00:40:31,168 [crying stops] 544 00:40:31,304 --> 00:40:34,092 Never let anyone else do that. 545 00:40:41,105 --> 00:40:42,141 [she moans] 546 00:40:42,231 --> 00:40:45,941 [man on tannoy] Campers, there's a baby crying in chalet Blue 26. 547 00:40:46,027 --> 00:40:48,144 - Blue 26, a baby crying, campers. - [baby bawls] 548 00:40:48,237 --> 00:40:49,924 - So hurry along down there, Mum... - First time. 549 00:40:49,948 --> 00:40:51,735 ..and stop the baby crying. 550 00:40:51,866 --> 00:40:54,074 You won't tell anyone, will you? 551 00:40:59,123 --> 00:41:02,616 - [woman outside] Goodnight then. - [man] Goodnight. Goodnight. 552 00:41:02,710 --> 00:41:05,043 - [woman] Goodnight. - [man] Goodnight then. 553 00:41:10,551 --> 00:41:14,591 [drunk man outside] I have no intention at all of waking any babies. 554 00:41:14,681 --> 00:41:16,422 [man sings drunkenly outside] 555 00:41:16,516 --> 00:41:18,348 [she moans] 556 00:41:19,602 --> 00:41:21,218 [she moans] 557 00:41:22,105 --> 00:41:25,018 - [she monas] - [Jim breathes heavily] 558 00:41:30,530 --> 00:41:33,739 [man sings drunkenly outside] ♪ Goodnight, campers! ♪ 559 00:41:33,825 --> 00:41:35,908 Do you always come so quickly? 560 00:41:38,371 --> 00:41:42,536 [lively music plays over the tannoy] 561 00:41:46,629 --> 00:41:48,291 What was your bird's name? 562 00:41:49,257 --> 00:41:51,044 Don't know, never asked her. 563 00:41:52,510 --> 00:41:55,753 [children playing outside] 564 00:41:55,847 --> 00:41:58,260 What was, uh, Sandra like? 565 00:41:58,391 --> 00:41:59,757 Oh... 566 00:41:59,851 --> 00:42:01,137 You know. 567 00:42:02,186 --> 00:42:03,973 Not bad. 568 00:42:04,063 --> 00:42:05,725 I've had better. 569 00:42:11,738 --> 00:42:14,981 [rock 'n' roll piano plays] 570 00:42:21,039 --> 00:42:22,951 Here, do you want a hand? 571 00:42:23,041 --> 00:42:26,000 Oh, good on yer, mate. Thanks. 572 00:42:26,127 --> 00:42:28,870 Mustn't sap me strength, you know. 573 00:42:28,963 --> 00:42:31,376 - Yeah. Uh, and this? - Yeah, that's fine. 574 00:42:43,895 --> 00:42:46,012 You don't play the drums, do you? 575 00:42:47,148 --> 00:42:49,891 No, mouth organ. I mean, harmonica. 576 00:42:50,902 --> 00:42:51,938 Why? 577 00:42:52,945 --> 00:42:55,232 - Well, I was just wondering. - [piano stops] 578 00:42:56,449 --> 00:43:01,410 I, uh... I think what Mr Tempest is trying to say is that, uh... 579 00:43:01,496 --> 00:43:03,738 he'd like to get rid of me. 580 00:43:03,831 --> 00:43:06,619 But you can't, can you, Stormy? 581 00:43:06,709 --> 00:43:09,952 [he drums frantically] 582 00:43:27,647 --> 00:43:30,105 Ever thought... Ever thought of writing your own songs? 583 00:43:30,191 --> 00:43:31,191 What? 584 00:43:31,192 --> 00:43:34,356 I mean, instead of always doing crumby Cliff Richard songs. 585 00:43:34,445 --> 00:43:36,607 You ever thought about writing your own? 586 00:43:36,697 --> 00:43:38,939 No, not really. I can't write. 587 00:43:39,784 --> 00:43:43,198 Anyway, you've got to be American to write rock 'n' roll songs nowadays. 588 00:43:43,329 --> 00:43:45,286 Well, it's the words, innit? 589 00:43:45,414 --> 00:43:46,495 Well... 590 00:43:47,708 --> 00:43:50,667 All right, Honky-Tonk? Thanks for the hand, son. 591 00:43:50,795 --> 00:43:52,957 [piano and drums play] 592 00:44:08,146 --> 00:44:09,853 [giggling] 593 00:44:11,607 --> 00:44:15,351 [Jim] When first I got my end away, I wasn't much good, 594 00:44:15,444 --> 00:44:17,276 I'm ashamed to say. 595 00:44:17,405 --> 00:44:21,445 But night after night, I worked at my art, 596 00:44:21,534 --> 00:44:25,403 as often as not with a different... tart. 597 00:44:25,496 --> 00:44:27,408 Practice may not make perfect, 598 00:44:27,498 --> 00:44:30,115 but it's practically perfect fun. 599 00:44:30,251 --> 00:44:32,117 What are you writing then? 600 00:44:32,253 --> 00:44:33,835 A love letter. 601 00:44:33,963 --> 00:44:35,454 Oh, I bet. 602 00:44:35,548 --> 00:44:38,040 [music plays: "Bye-Bye Love" by Everly Brothers] 603 00:44:38,176 --> 00:44:40,509 You make a lovely scoreboard. 604 00:44:53,524 --> 00:44:55,265 They should have told me when I came here 605 00:44:55,359 --> 00:44:57,646 they were putting me in with a sex maniac. 606 00:44:57,737 --> 00:45:00,320 You haven't been able to keep it still for a minute. 607 00:45:01,199 --> 00:45:03,441 I thought I was a bastard, but you... 608 00:45:12,418 --> 00:45:13,875 This fair you go to. 609 00:45:14,837 --> 00:45:16,294 Yeah. 610 00:45:16,380 --> 00:45:19,714 I'm off next week. I'm just pissed off at being locked up in here. 611 00:45:20,551 --> 00:45:22,383 Do you reckon there's a job there for me? 612 00:45:22,511 --> 00:45:24,628 Stud farm's the best place for you. 613 00:45:28,976 --> 00:45:32,060 Mmm. Any more for the merry-go-round? 614 00:45:44,492 --> 00:45:48,156 When you two little lads are finished playing whoops-a-daisy... 615 00:45:48,287 --> 00:45:51,951 Just testing the cars, Jack. Don't want any nasty accidents, do we? 616 00:45:52,083 --> 00:45:54,746 Well, take your pal and go and help Doreen on the coconuts. 617 00:45:54,835 --> 00:45:55,916 Okay. 618 00:45:56,712 --> 00:45:57,712 Come 'ead. 619 00:46:00,216 --> 00:46:03,050 You've gotta watch him, Jim. He can be a right twat. 620 00:46:04,345 --> 00:46:08,715 I once saw him knife a big spade cos he wouldn't get off the children's hobby horses. 621 00:46:08,808 --> 00:46:11,095 [dog barks] 622 00:46:19,026 --> 00:46:21,626 Three down. A quick nibble round the back of the tent, eh, Doreen? 623 00:46:21,696 --> 00:46:24,279 - Oh, go and nibble yourself. - Oh, Christ, common as muck. 624 00:46:24,365 --> 00:46:26,652 But a heart of gold, ask any of the lads. 625 00:46:28,411 --> 00:46:31,279 - Thought you might need some help. - Look, piss off, both of you. 626 00:46:36,627 --> 00:46:38,368 Jesus Christ! 627 00:46:40,631 --> 00:46:42,418 All right, Gary? 628 00:46:42,550 --> 00:46:45,384 It's not much admittedly, but it's home and it's free. 629 00:46:45,469 --> 00:46:47,552 You're right, it's not much. 630 00:46:47,638 --> 00:46:48,970 Christ, what d'you expect? 631 00:46:49,098 --> 00:46:52,011 Listen, all we're here for is to work and sweat, 632 00:46:52,101 --> 00:46:54,093 and work and fiddle. 633 00:46:55,146 --> 00:46:56,887 Right, fiddle. 634 00:46:56,981 --> 00:46:59,394 It's the game. Everyone knows it. 635 00:46:59,483 --> 00:47:02,647 So don't you go and cock it up for the rest of us by being honest. 636 00:47:02,778 --> 00:47:06,488 [Mike] It's a shilling for them and a shilling for you. 637 00:47:06,574 --> 00:47:09,567 And wear your pants with the biggest pockets. 638 00:47:09,702 --> 00:47:13,696 They know it goes on, but as long as you're not bloody obvious, it's all right. 639 00:47:13,789 --> 00:47:15,405 They turn a blind eye. 640 00:47:15,541 --> 00:47:17,624 That way, they pay us sod all 641 00:47:17,752 --> 00:47:20,085 and we have to work all the hours God sends. 642 00:47:21,005 --> 00:47:24,339 The easiest way is to work it so that you've never got the right change. 643 00:47:24,425 --> 00:47:27,509 The cars are always started before you've taken the money, anyway. 644 00:47:27,595 --> 00:47:29,364 So that when you get round to giving the change, 645 00:47:29,388 --> 00:47:31,867 you have to jump on the back of the car and stuff it into their hands 646 00:47:31,891 --> 00:47:34,258 while they're busy looking where they're going. 647 00:47:34,393 --> 00:47:38,012 And for Chrissake, don't pick on anyone in a gang or you've had it. 648 00:47:38,814 --> 00:47:42,478 Don't forget, it's one for you and one for them. 649 00:47:43,319 --> 00:47:45,811 One for you and one for them. 650 00:47:45,946 --> 00:47:49,690 [music plays: "Runaround Sue" by Dion] 651 00:48:09,637 --> 00:48:12,380 [Mike] If you get challenged, you've got to weigh it up. 652 00:48:12,473 --> 00:48:14,433 Whether you think you can get away with it or not. 653 00:48:14,558 --> 00:48:16,641 If it's half a sheet, you usually can. 654 00:48:16,769 --> 00:48:20,137 A pound only can get tricky, but it depends on the customer. 655 00:48:21,065 --> 00:48:24,604 If he's left it too late, you can always say you've never seen him before. 656 00:48:24,693 --> 00:48:28,277 I'll back you up. Then it looks as though he's trying to do you. 657 00:48:29,156 --> 00:48:30,897 It's all a matter of style. 658 00:48:46,090 --> 00:48:48,127 Good money though, isn't it? 659 00:48:51,095 --> 00:48:53,553 You'll like Bath. Better class of fuck there. 660 00:49:00,646 --> 00:49:03,889 [music plays: "Devoted To You" by The Everly Brothers] 661 00:49:03,983 --> 00:49:06,066 [she groans] I'll have to go now. 662 00:49:09,947 --> 00:49:11,654 My mum will go mad. 663 00:49:18,497 --> 00:49:19,658 No! 664 00:49:34,972 --> 00:49:38,215 [she cries] 665 00:49:43,731 --> 00:49:47,099 [she cries] You won't tell anyone, will you? 666 00:49:58,078 --> 00:50:00,786 Been doing some gardening again, have you? 667 00:50:06,504 --> 00:50:08,746 What, that little schoolgirl? 668 00:50:08,881 --> 00:50:09,917 Christ! 669 00:50:10,049 --> 00:50:12,632 She was insatiable. 670 00:50:16,430 --> 00:50:18,342 Well, you're no bloody Jesus! 671 00:50:18,474 --> 00:50:21,308 All I'm saying is, pick on someone you're own size. 672 00:50:25,564 --> 00:50:27,351 Just piss me off sometimes you do. 673 00:50:28,984 --> 00:50:31,067 [dog barks outside] 674 00:50:33,989 --> 00:50:35,105 [Jim] Tough. 675 00:50:35,991 --> 00:50:37,653 [Mike] Sodding cue. 676 00:50:37,743 --> 00:50:40,326 Didn't they teach you anything in that orphanage? 677 00:50:40,412 --> 00:50:43,155 Yeah, they taught me how to look after meself. 678 00:50:48,045 --> 00:50:51,254 It was great. Well, the first one was. 679 00:50:52,675 --> 00:50:56,464 There was this matron, organised a birthday party for me when I was eight. 680 00:50:58,055 --> 00:51:00,593 She made a cake with icing and candles, you know. 681 00:51:02,768 --> 00:51:04,885 She was called Miss Wakefield. 682 00:51:05,729 --> 00:51:08,016 She used to smell of hospitals, but she was okay. 683 00:51:09,858 --> 00:51:11,394 [Mike sighs] 684 00:51:11,527 --> 00:51:14,065 She used to call me Mickey Rooney, cos I was so little. 685 00:51:16,156 --> 00:51:18,694 And then she got moved somewhere else. 686 00:51:19,994 --> 00:51:22,862 Makes you tough though, independent. 687 00:51:22,955 --> 00:51:25,368 When I was 14, me mother came to see me. 688 00:51:25,457 --> 00:51:28,245 - And I told her to piss off. - Here, hold on. 689 00:51:28,335 --> 00:51:30,748 You told me your mum was killed in the war. 690 00:51:30,838 --> 00:51:32,750 Did I? Well... 691 00:51:34,466 --> 00:51:35,957 I lie a lot. 692 00:51:36,927 --> 00:51:39,089 - You what? - I gave you ten bob. 693 00:51:39,179 --> 00:51:41,967 - I don't think so, chief. - I did, didn't I? 694 00:51:42,057 --> 00:51:44,970 - Bloody right! - Oh, come on, the pair of you, piss off! 695 00:51:45,060 --> 00:51:48,224 I'll tell my friend! You've had it! 696 00:51:52,401 --> 00:51:54,893 This one's mine, Jimmy boy, keep your hands off. 697 00:51:54,987 --> 00:51:56,569 For you, anything! 698 00:51:57,781 --> 00:51:59,943 Whoo! Hello, darlings! Here we are! 699 00:52:00,034 --> 00:52:01,650 Oh, money as well! 700 00:52:01,785 --> 00:52:04,573 [music plays: "Poetry In Motion" by Johnny Tillotson] 701 00:52:44,870 --> 00:52:45,986 [Doreen] Hey. 702 00:52:47,081 --> 00:52:49,118 Where's Tweedledum? 703 00:52:50,542 --> 00:52:52,033 He's working. 704 00:52:53,295 --> 00:52:55,127 Should I give you some help? 705 00:52:56,048 --> 00:52:57,380 You're always too late. 706 00:53:03,097 --> 00:53:06,340 [ambulance bell rings] 707 00:53:16,652 --> 00:53:19,816 Six broken ribs, a collarbone done for 708 00:53:19,947 --> 00:53:22,030 and 24 stitches in his side. 709 00:53:22,116 --> 00:53:24,028 [hammering, man whistles] 710 00:53:24,118 --> 00:53:27,452 I can't understand why he wasn't missed, being gone so long. 711 00:53:30,249 --> 00:53:32,036 What about you then? 712 00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:34,826 How do you fancy working on the whip? 713 00:53:36,255 --> 00:53:39,168 I was going to move Mike but, uh... 714 00:53:39,258 --> 00:53:42,501 I don't expect we'll see him for a while. Think you can handle it? 715 00:53:42,636 --> 00:53:43,752 Cos... 716 00:53:44,555 --> 00:53:46,763 it can be a bit dangerous. 717 00:53:46,849 --> 00:53:49,011 But the money's better. 718 00:53:50,436 --> 00:53:53,099 Yeah. No sweat. 719 00:53:53,188 --> 00:53:54,429 Okay. 720 00:53:56,608 --> 00:53:57,940 Thanks! 721 00:54:04,450 --> 00:54:05,816 [coin rattles in slot] 722 00:54:05,909 --> 00:54:07,195 Hello? 723 00:54:07,286 --> 00:54:09,573 Hello, could I speak to Terry Sutcliffe? 724 00:54:13,167 --> 00:54:15,124 Hello? Terry? 725 00:54:15,210 --> 00:54:17,577 It's Jim. Remember? 726 00:54:19,173 --> 00:54:23,133 [Jim] "Monica's Mouth Organ" by James MacLaine. 727 00:54:23,218 --> 00:54:25,835 The mouth organ tremored, 728 00:54:25,929 --> 00:54:28,421 jumped a scale or two, 729 00:54:28,515 --> 00:54:31,349 and quavered at the sight of her crotchet. 730 00:54:32,519 --> 00:54:36,684 With trembling vibrato, he undid her discord 731 00:54:36,774 --> 00:54:40,893 and percussion in softly, ran a quick cantata saying, 732 00:54:40,986 --> 00:54:44,104 "I'll do you no harm, Monica." 733 00:54:44,239 --> 00:54:47,573 [rock 'n' roll plays] 734 00:54:58,128 --> 00:54:59,289 Well! 735 00:54:59,421 --> 00:55:01,663 Where's the revolution, Fidel? 736 00:55:02,591 --> 00:55:05,334 [music plays: "Tutti Frutti" by Little Richard] 737 00:55:09,556 --> 00:55:11,343 See those girls there? 738 00:55:12,100 --> 00:55:14,262 - It's the same every night. - Yeah? 739 00:55:14,353 --> 00:55:16,936 Amazing. Whoo! You wouldn't believe it. 740 00:55:17,815 --> 00:55:19,727 Yeah, it's pretty much the same at college. 741 00:55:19,817 --> 00:55:21,024 Oh, yeah? 742 00:55:21,109 --> 00:55:23,476 Yeah, I mean, there's never any reason to go short. 743 00:55:23,570 --> 00:55:26,938 No. Well, what's the social life like? 744 00:55:27,032 --> 00:55:29,274 Oh, the dances aren't bad. 745 00:55:29,368 --> 00:55:32,281 Here, I tell you what, as you're off, do you want to give it a try? 746 00:55:33,705 --> 00:55:34,786 Why not? 747 00:55:35,791 --> 00:55:39,284 A couple of trips on the whip, then we'll go over to your place. 748 00:55:40,170 --> 00:55:42,583 See that. Perks of the job. 749 00:55:42,673 --> 00:55:45,165 So don't leave your change inside your pants' pockets, 750 00:55:45,259 --> 00:55:48,343 otherwise you're gonna lose it. Are you gonna be all right? 751 00:55:48,470 --> 00:55:50,052 See you in a minute. 752 00:56:09,491 --> 00:56:12,234 That silly bugger will kill himself one of these days. 753 00:56:12,327 --> 00:56:14,614 But he's a good operator. 754 00:56:14,705 --> 00:56:17,698 Yeah. Only, the best ones are dead ones. 755 00:56:37,019 --> 00:56:38,305 All right? 756 00:56:38,395 --> 00:56:41,354 Come and meet a couple of ladies I've fixed us up with. 757 00:56:43,525 --> 00:56:45,312 All right, so you didn't fancy yours. 758 00:56:45,402 --> 00:56:48,566 I didn't fancy mine much, but she didn't make me throw up. 759 00:56:48,655 --> 00:56:50,442 [Jim laughs] 760 00:56:51,491 --> 00:56:54,905 [jazz band plays] 761 00:57:08,675 --> 00:57:10,837 Everyone here likes trad. 762 00:57:13,347 --> 00:57:15,805 Oh, come on, admit it. Rock was just a craze. 763 00:57:15,891 --> 00:57:17,302 Bollocks! 764 00:57:17,392 --> 00:57:22,433 They'll be playing rock years after all of that... crap has been bombed and banned. 765 00:57:23,273 --> 00:57:25,515 You're still playing your mouth organ then? 766 00:57:29,363 --> 00:57:31,855 Meet two ladies I've fixed us up with. 767 00:57:37,037 --> 00:57:38,278 Jim. 768 00:57:38,372 --> 00:57:40,455 Suzanne and Charlotte. 769 00:57:41,959 --> 00:57:44,292 We all take economic history together. 770 00:57:44,378 --> 00:57:46,711 Oh, Jim and I used to be friends at school. 771 00:57:46,797 --> 00:57:48,754 What are you doing now? 772 00:57:49,716 --> 00:57:51,799 He works on a fair. 773 00:58:01,186 --> 00:58:03,553 What exactly do you do on the fair? 774 00:58:06,191 --> 00:58:08,103 Well, I'm the chief show-off. 775 00:58:09,027 --> 00:58:12,316 I mean, I pretend to be superman on the whip 776 00:58:12,406 --> 00:58:14,864 and do a death-defying routine. 777 00:58:17,369 --> 00:58:20,578 I'm the bloke that everybody wishes would fall into the machinery 778 00:58:20,664 --> 00:58:22,997 and get his kidney twisted round his ear. 779 00:58:28,839 --> 00:58:32,924 No, seriously, I'm just there to write a novel. 780 00:58:33,010 --> 00:58:34,922 It's nearly finished. 781 00:58:35,053 --> 00:58:37,841 It's all about life in the fairground. 782 00:58:39,516 --> 00:58:41,428 It's called "Vanity Fair". 783 00:58:43,979 --> 00:58:46,062 Or, "Jim The Whipper Had A Big Dipper". 784 00:58:48,608 --> 00:58:50,315 Shall we, uh...? 785 00:59:07,127 --> 00:59:09,915 Look... I must go. 786 00:59:10,839 --> 00:59:12,330 I've just seen some people. 787 00:59:36,740 --> 00:59:39,574 [music plays: "At The Hop" by Danny & The Juniors] 788 00:59:50,170 --> 00:59:52,002 [music stops] 789 00:59:53,006 --> 00:59:54,338 Goodnight, guv. 790 00:59:57,344 --> 00:59:59,051 Well, you coming? 791 01:00:01,723 --> 01:00:03,635 Got a room? 792 01:00:03,725 --> 01:00:05,387 I've got a bike. 793 01:00:12,192 --> 01:00:15,526 [motorbike engine revs] 794 01:00:17,948 --> 01:00:19,735 [engine stops] 795 01:00:35,924 --> 01:00:37,460 It's at the top. 796 01:00:56,278 --> 01:00:58,520 [baby babbles] 797 01:01:07,372 --> 01:01:09,705 - Is that your baby? - Mm. 798 01:01:11,084 --> 01:01:13,076 [baby babbles] 799 01:01:14,004 --> 01:01:15,745 And you leave it alone? 800 01:01:15,839 --> 01:01:18,081 The woman downstairs listens out for him. 801 01:01:19,759 --> 01:01:21,421 Come on. 802 01:01:21,511 --> 01:01:24,424 - I didn't think you'd be slow. - [baby babbles] 803 01:01:24,514 --> 01:01:26,130 Fucking hell! 804 01:01:26,266 --> 01:01:28,553 [baby cries] 805 01:01:28,685 --> 01:01:30,802 [baby's cries echo] 806 01:01:30,937 --> 01:01:34,647 [baby bawls loudly] 807 01:01:34,774 --> 01:01:35,855 Well? 808 01:01:36,860 --> 01:01:39,352 You must be very proud of yourself. 809 01:01:39,487 --> 01:01:43,106 [hymn plays on the radio] 810 01:02:06,598 --> 01:02:09,932 How you've got the nerve to come back here after two years, I don't know. 811 01:02:10,060 --> 01:02:12,427 Turning up like that in the middle of the night. 812 01:02:14,314 --> 01:02:16,681 [vicar on radio] Hymn number 376. 813 01:02:17,901 --> 01:02:19,858 Selfish, that's you. 814 01:02:19,945 --> 01:02:22,107 Never a thought for how I might be getting on. 815 01:02:22,197 --> 01:02:24,985 The odd postcard when you found time to remember you had a mother. 816 01:02:25,075 --> 01:02:28,235 It's not been easy, you know, what with the shop and your grandad the way he is. 817 01:02:28,286 --> 01:02:30,118 [hymn plays on radio] 818 01:02:30,247 --> 01:02:32,614 [Jim] How long has he been like that? 819 01:02:32,707 --> 01:02:34,073 [Mary] Six months. 820 01:02:35,168 --> 01:02:37,125 You've no idea what it's been like. 821 01:02:39,130 --> 01:02:41,247 And you not knowing he's alive or dead. 822 01:02:43,885 --> 01:02:45,046 What happened to him? 823 01:02:45,178 --> 01:02:46,919 He's a lot of work, you know. 824 01:02:48,139 --> 01:02:50,426 And I never had a husband or a son to help me. 825 01:02:51,351 --> 01:02:53,788 And I managed without your father and I'll manage without you! 826 01:02:53,812 --> 01:02:55,269 [he sighs] 827 01:02:59,359 --> 01:03:00,850 Terry's done well, you know. 828 01:03:01,778 --> 01:03:03,314 I saw him. 829 01:03:03,405 --> 01:03:05,613 He's at the university now. 830 01:03:05,699 --> 01:03:07,907 A credit to his parents. 831 01:03:08,702 --> 01:03:11,240 You were always cleverer than him and you know it. 832 01:03:11,371 --> 01:03:13,328 But, oh no! Not you. 833 01:03:16,376 --> 01:03:18,288 If you did come back, what would you do? 834 01:03:19,045 --> 01:03:22,584 And how can I be sure you wouldn't be off again just as soon as the fancy took you. 835 01:03:24,175 --> 01:03:26,883 It wouldn't be so bad if you got your hair cut. 836 01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:32,506 You could always go to night school. 837 01:03:33,601 --> 01:03:35,308 Still not too late. 838 01:03:47,282 --> 01:03:48,864 [tapping on window] 839 01:04:06,343 --> 01:04:09,256 You know, Mum, we could really do things with this little shop. 840 01:04:09,387 --> 01:04:12,801 [scoffs] I've been doing things with it for over 20 years. 841 01:04:14,267 --> 01:04:17,601 Modernisation, that's what it's all about. 842 01:04:17,687 --> 01:04:21,021 Maybe if I traded the bike in for a little van, you know, 843 01:04:21,107 --> 01:04:23,099 part-exchange. 844 01:04:24,527 --> 01:04:26,359 Perhaps you should've gone to art school. 845 01:04:26,488 --> 01:04:29,697 When this goes up, we'll have 'em queuing down the road. 846 01:04:34,746 --> 01:04:39,958 [music plays: "Why Do Fools Fall In Love" by The Teenagers] 847 01:04:57,977 --> 01:05:00,890 Perhaps you should sit down somewhere else for a minute. 848 01:05:08,655 --> 01:05:12,114 I thought it was you the other day, outside the salon. 849 01:05:12,200 --> 01:05:13,316 That's right. 850 01:05:13,410 --> 01:05:15,402 We didn't know you were coming home. 851 01:05:15,495 --> 01:05:17,202 Yeah, well, I wasn't. 852 01:05:21,334 --> 01:05:24,452 I came with Jean. She's Terry's girlfriend. 853 01:05:25,296 --> 01:05:27,879 - You remember her? - Maybe. 854 01:05:28,800 --> 01:05:30,382 I'm not sure. 855 01:05:52,240 --> 01:05:56,951 Jean's had to go, but I thought I might stay and put in some more practice. 856 01:05:57,036 --> 01:05:58,743 I'll give you a lesson. 857 01:05:59,831 --> 01:06:01,493 I mean, if you like. 858 01:06:02,959 --> 01:06:05,167 Right then, turn round. 859 01:06:05,253 --> 01:06:06,460 That's it. 860 01:06:06,546 --> 01:06:08,629 Now, left foot first. 861 01:06:08,715 --> 01:06:10,081 Right. 862 01:06:10,175 --> 01:06:11,175 Left. 863 01:06:12,510 --> 01:06:13,626 Right. 864 01:06:13,720 --> 01:06:15,006 Left. 865 01:06:21,394 --> 01:06:25,388 [music plays: "Dream Lover" by Bobby Darin] ♪ Every night I hope and pray 866 01:06:25,482 --> 01:06:29,066 ♪ A dream lover will come my way 867 01:06:29,152 --> 01:06:32,736 [Jim sings along] ♪ A girl to hold in my arms 868 01:06:32,822 --> 01:06:35,565 ♪ And know the magic of her charms 869 01:06:35,658 --> 01:06:37,820 ♪ Cos I want Yeah-yeah-yeah 870 01:06:37,911 --> 01:06:39,573 ♪ A girl Yeah-yeah 871 01:06:39,662 --> 01:06:41,153 ♪ To call Yeah-yeah 872 01:06:41,247 --> 01:06:42,909 ♪ My own Yeah-yeah 873 01:06:42,999 --> 01:06:45,366 ♪ I want a dream lover 874 01:06:45,460 --> 01:06:48,168 ♪ So I don't have to dream alone 875 01:06:51,508 --> 01:06:54,876 ♪ Dream lover, where are you? 876 01:06:54,969 --> 01:06:58,133 ♪ With a love, oh, so true 877 01:06:58,264 --> 01:07:01,723 ♪ And the hand that I can hold 878 01:07:02,519 --> 01:07:05,262 ♪ To feel you near as I grow old 879 01:07:05,355 --> 01:07:07,267 ♪ Cos I want yeah-yeah-yeah 880 01:07:07,357 --> 01:07:08,848 ♪ A girl Yeah-yeah 881 01:07:08,942 --> 01:07:10,558 ♪ To call Yeah-yeah 882 01:07:10,693 --> 01:07:12,434 ♪ My own Yeah-yeah 883 01:07:12,529 --> 01:07:14,862 ♪ I want a dream lover 884 01:07:14,948 --> 01:07:17,656 ♪ So I don't have to dream alone ♪ 885 01:07:19,869 --> 01:07:21,906 Why did you bring me here today? 886 01:07:21,996 --> 01:07:24,329 [birds twittering] 887 01:07:24,415 --> 01:07:25,701 Oh, I dunno. 888 01:07:27,043 --> 01:07:28,579 Grandad was busy. 889 01:07:33,216 --> 01:07:35,959 I told them at the salon I'd got flu. 890 01:07:38,972 --> 01:07:41,214 I never thought that was going to get us here. 891 01:07:44,310 --> 01:07:45,721 Yeah. 892 01:07:45,812 --> 01:07:47,303 It's going tomorrow. 893 01:07:48,856 --> 01:07:50,597 We're getting a van. 894 01:07:52,443 --> 01:07:54,184 To help with the shop. 895 01:07:56,531 --> 01:07:58,693 Never thought of you as a shopkeeper. 896 01:08:01,286 --> 01:08:03,778 Never thought of you as a footballer. 897 01:08:33,526 --> 01:08:35,563 [horn honks] 898 01:08:48,416 --> 01:08:51,659 That's it. With that, Mum, we move into the big time. 899 01:08:51,753 --> 01:08:53,085 Well. 900 01:08:54,505 --> 01:08:55,791 I suppose... 901 01:08:56,758 --> 01:08:59,341 it'll be very nice for taking your grandad out for drives in. 902 01:08:59,469 --> 01:09:02,382 [birds twittering] 903 01:09:12,357 --> 01:09:15,600 The girls at the fair, what were they like? 904 01:09:25,495 --> 01:09:27,487 You can if you want to. 905 01:09:39,133 --> 01:09:41,466 [shop bell rings] 906 01:09:45,139 --> 01:09:46,175 Well... 907 01:09:47,767 --> 01:09:49,099 bugger me! 908 01:09:55,108 --> 01:09:56,690 Didn't your mum like it then? 909 01:09:57,902 --> 01:10:00,269 Oh, it's nice to see you doing so well. 910 01:10:01,781 --> 01:10:03,488 Liquorice or lolly-pops? 911 01:10:06,369 --> 01:10:08,531 Why'd you come home? 912 01:10:08,621 --> 01:10:13,491 Well, you might like to think that I'd seen the error of my wicked ways. 913 01:10:13,584 --> 01:10:18,204 Or that my pride was hurt when you made a right prick out of me at the students' union. 914 01:10:18,297 --> 01:10:20,960 Might like to think anything. 915 01:10:21,050 --> 01:10:22,541 Truth is... 916 01:10:23,636 --> 01:10:25,502 it was filial affection. 917 01:10:25,596 --> 01:10:27,087 Oh, what? 918 01:10:27,181 --> 01:10:31,141 Yeah, I was missing me mum. Feeling very prodigal at the time. 919 01:10:33,312 --> 01:10:34,928 What about Jeanette? 920 01:10:35,022 --> 01:10:36,979 What about Little Richard? 921 01:10:37,066 --> 01:10:39,683 My mother doesn't like you going out with her. 922 01:10:40,903 --> 01:10:43,941 - How long holiday have you got? - A month. 923 01:10:44,949 --> 01:10:46,406 That'll be nice. 924 01:10:46,492 --> 01:10:47,573 Eh? 925 01:10:47,660 --> 01:10:50,073 I mean, for Jean, your girlfriend. 926 01:10:52,331 --> 01:10:55,824 Good-looking girl you got there. Filling out nicely. 927 01:10:59,922 --> 01:11:03,415 [music and screaming] 928 01:11:04,510 --> 01:11:05,842 [inaudible] 929 01:11:31,204 --> 01:11:35,164 [piano is being tuned] 930 01:11:39,170 --> 01:11:42,413 Well, I'd better go and make sure the bride looks her best tomorrow. 931 01:11:44,592 --> 01:11:47,426 - I wish she'd never set eyes on him. - I'll come with you, Mum. 932 01:11:47,512 --> 01:11:49,299 See you later, Jean. 933 01:11:49,388 --> 01:11:52,301 Hello. Hello, Mrs Sutcliffe. 934 01:11:52,391 --> 01:11:53,632 All right? 935 01:11:57,522 --> 01:11:59,809 What do they want me to do? 936 01:12:02,527 --> 01:12:04,610 They'll be okay by tomorrow. 937 01:12:06,113 --> 01:12:09,026 - She still think Jeanette's pregnant? - Mm-hm. 938 01:12:10,743 --> 01:12:13,201 What about Terry, what does he think? 939 01:12:16,332 --> 01:12:17,823 It's pathetic. 940 01:12:30,346 --> 01:12:31,882 Oh! [laughs] 941 01:12:31,973 --> 01:12:34,215 Do you want to come for a drink with me tonight? 942 01:12:35,643 --> 01:12:38,306 - Haven't you got a stag party? - You're joking. 943 01:12:40,106 --> 01:12:42,894 Seven thirty, under the clock, all right? 944 01:12:43,943 --> 01:12:45,650 I don't know. 945 01:12:51,117 --> 01:12:53,200 [he whistles] 946 01:12:57,874 --> 01:13:00,787 - Uh, don't want any tea, Mum. - No? 947 01:13:00,877 --> 01:13:03,085 No. Stag night. 948 01:13:03,170 --> 01:13:04,627 Won't be late. 949 01:13:08,467 --> 01:13:10,129 [knocking on door] 950 01:13:10,928 --> 01:13:12,419 It's all right. 951 01:13:28,154 --> 01:13:29,861 You don't have to, you know. 952 01:13:31,449 --> 01:13:34,066 Jeanette would go mad if she could see me here with you. 953 01:13:35,494 --> 01:13:37,861 Oh, I think she'd understand. 954 01:13:37,955 --> 01:13:40,197 Why an earth are you getting married? 955 01:13:41,584 --> 01:13:43,576 I don't know. 956 01:13:43,669 --> 01:13:45,331 I mean... 957 01:13:45,421 --> 01:13:47,037 why does anyone? 958 01:13:47,173 --> 01:13:49,460 Why doesn't someone believe me? 959 01:13:49,592 --> 01:13:52,505 I am not pregnant! 960 01:13:53,262 --> 01:13:55,299 He's never laid a finger on me. 961 01:13:55,431 --> 01:13:56,922 No, she's not. 962 01:13:58,017 --> 01:14:02,011 Anyway, let's not talk about tomorrow. Makes me nervous. 963 01:14:04,607 --> 01:14:06,473 But you don't know what he's like. 964 01:14:08,736 --> 01:14:10,602 He's girl mad. 965 01:14:10,696 --> 01:14:12,187 He's not! 966 01:14:13,741 --> 01:14:15,528 He's settled down. 967 01:14:16,327 --> 01:14:18,284 Always fancied you, you know. 968 01:14:20,790 --> 01:14:22,907 [he laughs] Strange. 969 01:14:24,251 --> 01:14:26,709 To think that tonight's my last night of freedom. 970 01:14:28,005 --> 01:14:29,496 I don't mind. 971 01:14:30,383 --> 01:14:34,002 It's that, it's a funny feeling. 972 01:14:34,136 --> 01:14:35,877 You don't know him like I do. 973 01:14:38,432 --> 01:14:41,891 It's no good telling me he's changed. He'll never change. 974 01:14:43,187 --> 01:14:45,099 It's more comfortable in the back. 975 01:14:45,231 --> 01:14:47,518 None of you will give him a chance! 976 01:14:48,442 --> 01:14:50,058 He's settled down! 977 01:14:50,194 --> 01:14:52,231 [Jean] Is this what you do with Jeanette? 978 01:14:52,321 --> 01:14:53,562 [Jim] Now, now. 979 01:14:53,656 --> 01:14:56,524 Come on, Jean, it is my last night of freedom. 980 01:14:56,617 --> 01:14:58,654 But Jeanette's my best friend. 981 01:14:58,786 --> 01:15:00,277 He's just no good. 982 01:15:00,413 --> 01:15:01,824 Well, he's your best friend! 983 01:15:01,956 --> 01:15:03,322 And I know him! 984 01:15:03,457 --> 01:15:05,665 [moaning] 985 01:15:05,793 --> 01:15:07,534 He's a randy sod. 986 01:15:10,089 --> 01:15:12,172 Am I better than Jeanette? 987 01:15:12,258 --> 01:15:13,999 Oh, shut up! 988 01:15:14,093 --> 01:15:15,550 Oh! 989 01:15:15,636 --> 01:15:16,968 [they laugh] 990 01:15:17,054 --> 01:15:19,387 [applause] 991 01:15:19,473 --> 01:15:21,009 As best man, 992 01:15:21,142 --> 01:15:23,384 I'd just like to say... 993 01:15:23,477 --> 01:15:26,561 that knowing Jim as I have done for nearly 20 years now, I... 994 01:15:26,647 --> 01:15:28,684 [little girl whines] 995 01:15:28,774 --> 01:15:31,938 I can only say that Jeanette is marrying a... 996 01:15:32,028 --> 01:15:35,988 a good, honest, reliable bloke 997 01:15:36,115 --> 01:15:38,653 and a best friend a man could ever wish for. 998 01:15:40,244 --> 01:15:42,531 - To the bride and groom. - [applause] 999 01:15:43,622 --> 01:15:47,332 And now... now, I'd like all of you to join me and drink a toast... 1000 01:15:48,335 --> 01:15:50,497 to the lovely bridesmaids. 1001 01:15:51,756 --> 01:15:53,042 [all] Bridesmaids. 1002 01:15:53,132 --> 01:15:54,623 [applause] 1003 01:15:54,759 --> 01:15:56,921 [piano plays] 1004 01:15:58,054 --> 01:16:00,011 It's not right, you know. 1005 01:16:00,097 --> 01:16:02,339 Cos he's just not good enough for her. 1006 01:16:03,517 --> 01:16:05,258 It should never have happened. 1007 01:16:05,352 --> 01:16:08,060 She was always a good girl. I wish she'd never set eyes on him. 1008 01:16:08,147 --> 01:16:11,731 ..Their own just yet. They'll be living with me for a little while. 1009 01:16:11,817 --> 01:16:15,652 Until they get on their feet. But with her working at the hairdresser's, 1010 01:16:15,738 --> 01:16:18,481 they should be able to afford something very nice quite soon. 1011 01:16:25,164 --> 01:16:27,497 Where were you last night when I came round? 1012 01:16:52,733 --> 01:16:56,192 [milkman whistles outside, milk bottles clink] 1013 01:16:56,320 --> 01:16:58,733 [toilet flushes loudly] 1014 01:17:05,830 --> 01:17:07,913 [Jim] Told her it was safe, I did. 1015 01:17:08,749 --> 01:17:10,536 Though I didn't know for sure. 1016 01:17:11,502 --> 01:17:14,461 Nor stop to consider now that it was legal... 1017 01:17:16,257 --> 01:17:18,749 and we two were one. 1018 01:17:20,803 --> 01:17:22,920 Funny to think, we'll soon be three. 1019 01:17:24,140 --> 01:17:26,257 Or maybe four! 1020 01:17:29,687 --> 01:17:32,680 [man on TV] £10 for the... You'll go for the £10? 1021 01:17:32,773 --> 01:17:35,231 Splendid. You'll go for the £10. And question two. 1022 01:17:35,317 --> 01:17:37,809 Windermere, Coniston, Ullswater are? 1023 01:17:37,903 --> 01:17:40,395 [male contestant] Uh, Windermere, Coniston... 1024 01:17:40,489 --> 01:17:42,856 Windermere and Coni...? Oh... 1025 01:17:42,950 --> 01:17:44,942 - Lakes? - Lakes! 1026 01:17:45,035 --> 01:17:46,867 [Mary] Did you go after the job at Elliot's? 1027 01:17:46,954 --> 01:17:49,367 [TV] £10, Terry! £10, Terry. 1028 01:17:49,456 --> 01:17:52,199 Now, this makes you eligible, Terry, for our catch mystery question. 1029 01:17:52,293 --> 01:17:56,037 [Mary] We could do with a little less thinking and a bit more doing from you, young man. 1030 01:17:56,130 --> 01:17:57,607 Will you take the mystery question, Terry? 1031 01:17:57,631 --> 01:18:00,795 - Is that too tight, love? - No, that's fine. 1032 01:18:00,885 --> 01:18:04,094 - Uh, £16, uh, £20! - I'll take the mystery question. 1033 01:18:04,180 --> 01:18:06,718 - I'll be off to night school now. - Uh, £25, ten shillings. 1034 01:18:06,807 --> 01:18:09,891 - I'll take the question. - £25, twelve and six. 1035 01:18:09,977 --> 01:18:12,594 - I'll take the question. - You'll take the question! Excellent! 1036 01:18:12,688 --> 01:18:16,978 Well, the mystery catch question and take care because this is a very difficult one. 1037 01:18:17,067 --> 01:18:21,903 The highest, repeat, highest mountain in Wales is called? 1038 01:18:22,031 --> 01:18:24,239 ♪ I'll be lookin' for you 1039 01:18:25,576 --> 01:18:28,193 ♪ Gonna search in the mountains 1040 01:18:28,287 --> 01:18:30,654 ♪ Down in the deep blue sea... ♪ 1041 01:18:31,916 --> 01:18:33,748 - Hello, John. - How are you? 1042 01:18:33,834 --> 01:18:36,292 - What's the band like? - Not bad. 1043 01:18:36,378 --> 01:18:37,585 Debonaires. 1044 01:18:38,505 --> 01:18:40,121 - Will you take these? - Sure. 1045 01:18:40,257 --> 01:18:42,670 ♪ If you find new bait on your fishin' hook 1046 01:18:42,760 --> 01:18:45,844 ♪ If you find a funny face in your comic book 1047 01:18:45,930 --> 01:18:48,172 ♪ Baby, it'll be me 1048 01:18:49,099 --> 01:18:52,217 ♪ And I'll be lookin' for you Oh, come on! 1049 01:19:06,242 --> 01:19:09,280 ♪ Gonna look in the city 1050 01:19:09,370 --> 01:19:12,033 ♪ Where the lights are blue 1051 01:19:13,082 --> 01:19:15,745 ♪ Gonna search in the forest 1052 01:19:15,834 --> 01:19:19,373 ♪ And in the haystacks too 1053 01:19:20,172 --> 01:19:23,506 ♪ If you see something shoot now across the stars 1054 01:19:23,592 --> 01:19:26,676 ♪ If you see a rocketship on its way to Mars 1055 01:19:26,762 --> 01:19:28,924 ♪ Baby it'll be me 1056 01:19:29,932 --> 01:19:32,219 ♪ And I'll be lookin' for you ♪ 1057 01:19:32,351 --> 01:19:34,593 [Mary] Another cup of tea, Mrs Sutcliffe? 1058 01:19:34,687 --> 01:19:36,679 No, thanks, I've had sufficient. 1059 01:19:36,772 --> 01:19:39,185 - Mr Sutcliffe? - No, he won't either. 1060 01:19:41,110 --> 01:19:44,194 [baby babbles] 1061 01:19:44,280 --> 01:19:45,862 Come on, then. 1062 01:19:47,408 --> 01:19:50,071 There's a boy. Ooh! 1063 01:19:51,453 --> 01:19:53,820 Think I can see a look of you in him, Mary. 1064 01:19:53,914 --> 01:19:54,914 Yes? 1065 01:19:54,999 --> 01:19:57,707 Must be quite a handful for you, having a new baby in the house. 1066 01:19:57,835 --> 01:20:00,703 Oh, no, he's as good as gold. 1067 01:20:01,380 --> 01:20:03,793 Just like Jim was at that age. 1068 01:20:03,924 --> 01:20:06,416 We don't know we're born with them, do we, Jeanette? 1069 01:20:07,511 --> 01:20:10,424 Now, you're going to be a good boy for your Granny Sutcliffe, aren't you? 1070 01:20:10,514 --> 01:20:12,927 Were you as good as gold, then? 1071 01:20:14,935 --> 01:20:18,770 I hope you're not letting everybody run around after you all the time, Jeanette. 1072 01:20:18,897 --> 01:20:23,733 You know, I never had a daughter of my own, but your Jeanette is just what I would have wanted. 1073 01:20:25,821 --> 01:20:28,404 - [Mary] Look at those eyes! - [Jean] How's the van going? 1074 01:20:29,575 --> 01:20:32,693 - [Mary] Jeanette, can't you see Grandma Sutcliffe's? - It's not. 1075 01:20:33,620 --> 01:20:35,953 Oh, that's a shame. 1076 01:20:38,334 --> 01:20:42,374 I told Albert we should have bought a business, didn't I, Albert? 1077 01:20:42,504 --> 01:20:44,291 It's not doing as well as it should. 1078 01:20:46,925 --> 01:20:51,386 I always impressed on Terry the importance of qualifications. 1079 01:20:51,513 --> 01:20:54,096 [Jean] Terry wants to get engaged after his finals. 1080 01:20:55,559 --> 01:20:57,892 So it looks as though we're going to be relations. 1081 01:20:58,020 --> 01:21:00,012 Well, bugger me. 1082 01:21:01,899 --> 01:21:04,437 Looks as though we're going to see quite a lot of each other. 1083 01:21:04,526 --> 01:21:07,109 [Mary] Shall I have him now? 1084 01:21:07,196 --> 01:21:09,108 That will be nice, won't it? 1085 01:21:09,239 --> 01:21:11,071 [Mrs Sutcliffe] I'll keep him a bit longer. 1086 01:21:11,158 --> 01:21:13,024 - You know... - [Mary] He's not too heavy? 1087 01:21:13,118 --> 01:21:15,781 - [Mrs Sutcliffe] No. - Terry and you... 1088 01:21:15,871 --> 01:21:17,783 you'll make a lovely couple. 1089 01:21:17,915 --> 01:21:21,329 - [Mrs Sutcliffe] He's probably a bit of a hand. - [baby cries] 1090 01:21:29,802 --> 01:21:32,089 What was Jean on about this afternoon? 1091 01:21:32,221 --> 01:21:33,678 What? 1092 01:21:33,764 --> 01:21:36,632 Jean! This afternoon! 1093 01:21:36,725 --> 01:21:38,261 Oh, nothing. 1094 01:21:39,770 --> 01:21:42,763 Before we were married, did you ever... 1095 01:21:42,815 --> 01:21:44,807 you know, take her out? 1096 01:21:45,567 --> 01:21:46,567 Jean? 1097 01:21:46,693 --> 01:21:48,935 Oh, come on! 1098 01:21:49,029 --> 01:21:50,611 Did you, Jim? 1099 01:21:51,740 --> 01:21:53,026 What, Jean? 1100 01:21:54,326 --> 01:21:55,326 No. 1101 01:21:55,411 --> 01:21:56,652 Never. 1102 01:21:58,455 --> 01:22:01,323 I wouldn't have minded. I just wanted to know. 1103 01:22:04,128 --> 01:22:06,495 [music plays: "Jailhouse Rock"] 1104 01:22:06,630 --> 01:22:09,247 ♪ Spider Murphy played the tenor saxophone 1105 01:22:09,341 --> 01:22:12,004 ♪ Little Joe was blowin' on the slide trombone 1106 01:22:12,094 --> 01:22:14,427 ♪ The drummer boy from Illinois went crash, boom, bang 1107 01:22:14,555 --> 01:22:16,922 ♪ The whole rhythm section was the Purple Gang 1108 01:22:17,015 --> 01:22:18,506 ♪ Let's rock 1109 01:22:18,600 --> 01:22:20,717 ♪ Everybody, let's rock 1110 01:22:21,770 --> 01:22:24,137 ♪ Everybody in the whole cell block 1111 01:22:24,231 --> 01:22:26,439 ♪ Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock 1112 01:22:26,567 --> 01:22:29,480 ♪ When number 47 said to number three 1113 01:22:29,611 --> 01:22:32,069 ♪ "You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see 1114 01:22:32,197 --> 01:22:34,063 ♪ I sure would be delighted with your company 1115 01:22:34,199 --> 01:22:36,862 ♪ Come on and do the Jailhouse Rock with me" 1116 01:22:36,952 --> 01:22:38,534 ♪ Let's rock 1117 01:22:38,662 --> 01:22:40,403 ♪ Everybody, let's rock 1118 01:22:41,665 --> 01:22:43,827 ♪ Everybody in the whole cell block 1119 01:22:43,917 --> 01:22:46,500 ♪ Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock Rock me now! 1120 01:22:58,140 --> 01:23:00,553 [baby cries] 1121 01:23:05,856 --> 01:23:08,473 - What you writing? - Oh, it's nothing. 1122 01:23:08,567 --> 01:23:10,183 Let me see. 1123 01:23:11,236 --> 01:23:13,444 You are funny! [laughs] 1124 01:23:16,450 --> 01:23:20,319 "At first I weaved daisy chains around your toes. 1125 01:23:20,412 --> 01:23:23,075 Hung cherries from your ears. 1126 01:23:23,165 --> 01:23:26,249 And got you drunk on buttercup wine. 1127 01:23:26,335 --> 01:23:29,248 But the wine curdled... 1128 01:23:30,339 --> 01:23:32,171 from too much cream. 1129 01:23:32,257 --> 01:23:34,795 My cherry love's turned to stone 1130 01:23:34,885 --> 01:23:37,468 and now the chains have turned me crazy. 1131 01:23:38,305 --> 01:23:39,546 Daisy." 1132 01:23:39,640 --> 01:23:40,847 Daisy. 1133 01:23:40,933 --> 01:23:42,595 [she giggles] 1134 01:23:42,684 --> 01:23:44,346 "And there's no love for you. 1135 01:23:44,436 --> 01:23:48,180 At last I'm leaving before the nettles get us." 1136 01:23:50,317 --> 01:23:53,481 I don't know what you're on about half the time. 1137 01:23:57,991 --> 01:24:00,449 What's that about the nettles getting us, anyway? 1138 01:24:02,704 --> 01:24:04,161 Oh, I don't know. 1139 01:24:06,792 --> 01:24:09,250 I suppose it's cos I'm a bit of a prick. 1140 01:24:22,432 --> 01:24:25,550 [rock 'n' roll plays] 1141 01:24:25,644 --> 01:24:27,010 Hi, MacLaine. 1142 01:24:27,145 --> 01:24:28,886 How you doing? 1143 01:24:29,940 --> 01:24:31,147 Okay! 1144 01:24:31,233 --> 01:24:34,351 What the hell, boys? How's the group? 1145 01:24:34,444 --> 01:24:37,107 Fantastic. Most of the boys you know left. 1146 01:24:37,197 --> 01:24:39,277 Well, there's only me and Stuart that you'd know now. 1147 01:24:39,324 --> 01:24:40,690 We're semi-pros. 1148 01:24:40,784 --> 01:24:43,344 Yeah, we'll be professional as soon as we get a decent amplifier. 1149 01:24:44,329 --> 01:24:46,116 We've got a recording session next week. 1150 01:24:46,248 --> 01:24:48,661 Yeah, London Palladium the week after. 1151 01:24:49,668 --> 01:24:51,034 It's good money then? 1152 01:24:51,169 --> 01:24:53,832 Not bad. Twenty quid a week we got at Butlin's. 1153 01:24:53,964 --> 01:24:55,421 Christ! 1154 01:24:56,466 --> 01:24:58,458 You used to play the harmonica, didn't you? 1155 01:24:58,594 --> 01:25:02,304 I saw a group last week. One of their blokes played an harmonica. 1156 01:25:02,389 --> 01:25:04,426 He weren't bad. You should've kept it up, you know. 1157 01:25:04,558 --> 01:25:06,140 Well, I did. 1158 01:25:06,935 --> 01:25:09,848 Yeah, I used to be with a band called Stormy Tempest. 1159 01:25:10,647 --> 01:25:13,310 But, you know, it wasn't going the right way, so... 1160 01:25:14,693 --> 01:25:17,026 Anyway, what are you doing round here? 1161 01:25:17,154 --> 01:25:20,074 We're playing the Floral Hall tonight. Why don't you come down and see us? 1162 01:25:20,115 --> 01:25:23,028 Well, maybe I will if I get time. 1163 01:25:23,160 --> 01:25:26,278 ♪ Well, come on, pretty baby, won't you walk with me? 1164 01:25:26,371 --> 01:25:28,954 ♪ Come on, pretty baby, won't you talk with me? 1165 01:25:29,082 --> 01:25:31,825 ♪ Come on, pretty baby, give me one more chance 1166 01:25:31,918 --> 01:25:34,456 ♪ Try and save our romance! 1167 01:25:34,546 --> 01:25:36,208 ♪ Slow down! 1168 01:25:37,716 --> 01:25:41,585 ♪ Baby, now you're moving way too fast 1169 01:25:45,515 --> 01:25:48,929 ♪ You gotta give me a little lovin' Gimme a little lovin' 1170 01:25:49,061 --> 01:25:52,850 ♪ Ow! If you want our love to last! 1171 01:25:56,610 --> 01:25:59,728 ♪ Well, I used to walk you home, baby, after school 1172 01:25:59,863 --> 01:26:02,071 ♪ Carry your books home too 1173 01:26:02,824 --> 01:26:05,237 ♪ But now you've got a boyfriend with a diamond ring 1174 01:26:05,369 --> 01:26:07,702 ♪ Baby, what you trying to do? 1175 01:26:07,829 --> 01:26:09,070 ♪ Slow down 1176 01:26:11,291 --> 01:26:14,875 ♪ Baby, now you're moving way too fast 1177 01:26:18,590 --> 01:26:22,459 ♪ You gotta give me a little lovin' Gimme a little lovin' 1178 01:26:22,594 --> 01:26:25,678 ♪ Oh, if you want our love to last! 1179 01:26:29,142 --> 01:26:30,599 All right! 1180 01:26:30,727 --> 01:26:34,596 [music continues in the distance] 1181 01:26:53,083 --> 01:26:55,541 [whirring] 1182 01:27:14,896 --> 01:27:16,762 [Mr MacLaine] Jim. 1183 01:27:16,898 --> 01:27:19,766 You know I tried to settle down again. 1184 01:27:20,610 --> 01:27:22,852 I was really looking forward to coming home. 1185 01:27:25,824 --> 01:27:28,407 [Mary] Go on now, run and meet your daddy. 1186 01:27:28,493 --> 01:27:30,985 [Mr MacLaine] And here's me thinking you'd still be a baby. 1187 01:27:33,874 --> 01:27:36,787 [Mary] He never liked the shop. Bored him. 1188 01:27:37,753 --> 01:27:39,335 Was all too small for him. 1189 01:27:41,131 --> 01:27:43,088 You should never have come home. 1190 01:27:44,009 --> 01:27:46,489 [Mr MacLaine] It would have been easier if I'd never been away. 1191 01:27:47,929 --> 01:27:50,546 [Mary] Have you thought where you'll go? 1192 01:27:50,640 --> 01:27:51,881 [Mr MacLaine] No. 1193 01:27:51,975 --> 01:27:55,559 Perhaps when I get somewhere, you know, make something of myself, 1194 01:27:55,645 --> 01:27:57,602 I'll send for you and Jimmy. 1195 01:27:57,731 --> 01:27:58,812 [Mary] No. 1196 01:28:01,026 --> 01:28:03,564 Look after your mother for me, will you, son? 1197 01:28:03,695 --> 01:28:04,811 [Jeanette] Jim! 1198 01:28:06,698 --> 01:28:08,940 [baby cries] 1199 01:28:12,287 --> 01:28:14,449 He's leaving us! 1200 01:28:17,751 --> 01:28:19,617 [baby cries] 1201 01:28:40,190 --> 01:28:42,182 [baby cries] 1202 01:28:45,904 --> 01:28:48,647 Right. Sure you'll be able to handle it? 1203 01:28:49,366 --> 01:28:51,733 Yeah, I'll be all right. 1204 01:28:52,953 --> 01:28:55,411 [music plays: "That'll Be The Day" by Buddy Holly] 1205 01:28:55,497 --> 01:28:59,867 ♪ Well, that'll be the day when you say goodbye 1206 01:28:59,960 --> 01:29:03,544 ♪ That'll be the day when you make me cry 1207 01:29:03,630 --> 01:29:07,419 ♪ You say you're gonna leave, you know it's a lie, cos... ♪ 1208 01:29:08,305 --> 01:29:14,373 90643