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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,467 --> 00:00:08,000 PREVIOUSLY ON "SWITCHED AT BIRTH"... 2 00:00:08,033 --> 00:00:10,333 HOW DO YOU SAY THAT WAS GREAT? DAMN RIGHT, MAN. 3 00:00:10,367 --> 00:00:13,367 HI, TINA CHOI "KANSAS CITY HERALD." WHAT AN INCREDIBLE STORY. 4 00:00:13,400 --> 00:00:16,333 AND BELIEVE ME, BY MONDAY EVERYBODY WILL BE TALKING ABOUT IT. 5 00:00:16,367 --> 00:00:18,033 - BRUCE. - REGINA. 6 00:00:18,067 --> 00:00:21,067 TRUST ME, REGINA, HE'S BAD NEWS. 7 00:00:21,100 --> 00:00:23,600 IS THE WHOLE FREAKIN' WORLD IN LOVE WITH HER? 8 00:00:28,133 --> 00:00:30,233 HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A BAD MOOD A DAY IN YOUR LIFE? 9 00:00:30,267 --> 00:00:34,033 DO YOU WANT ME TO APOLOGIZE FOR BEING NICE? 10 00:00:34,067 --> 00:00:36,633 - I'M REALLY GLAD YOU CAME. - DO YOU WANT TO GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE? 11 00:00:36,667 --> 00:00:38,200 ABSOLUTELY. 12 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:42,400 * SO IT GOES WITHOUT SAYING 13 00:00:42,433 --> 00:00:45,400 * THAT I'M HOOKED ON YOU... 14 00:00:45,433 --> 00:00:47,500 HEY, UM, 15 00:00:47,533 --> 00:00:49,300 DON'T YOU HAVE TO BE GETTING BACK SOON? 16 00:00:49,333 --> 00:00:52,367 I TOLD MY PARENTS I WAS STAYING AT MY FRIEND SIMONE'S HOUSE. 17 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:55,333 IT'S FINE. 18 00:00:55,367 --> 00:00:58,700 * I GUESS THAT I COULD HAVE FOUND SOMEONE ELSE... * 19 00:00:58,733 --> 00:01:01,733 UM, IS THIS A BAD TIME TO DO THIS? 20 00:01:01,767 --> 00:01:04,500 BECAUSE YOU SEEMED A LITTLE DISTRACTED WHEN WE WERE LEAVING THE HOUSE. 21 00:01:04,533 --> 00:01:06,033 IT'S FINE. IT'S TOTALLY FINE. 22 00:01:06,067 --> 00:01:07,600 WHY ARE WE TALKING AND NOT KISSING? 23 00:01:10,067 --> 00:01:12,200 * EVERY TIME YOU'RE LOOKING AWAY * 24 00:01:12,233 --> 00:01:14,200 * YOU GOT ME BEGGING FOR MORE OF YOU * 25 00:01:14,233 --> 00:01:16,400 * MORE OF YOU... 26 00:01:16,433 --> 00:01:18,367 DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING? 27 00:01:20,100 --> 00:01:23,267 UM, NO. 28 00:01:23,300 --> 00:01:25,233 DO YOU? 29 00:01:25,267 --> 00:01:27,433 WHAT, LIKE SECRETLY HIDDEN IN MY CLEAVAGE 30 00:01:27,467 --> 00:01:29,467 OR TAPED TO THE BOTTOM OF MY SHOE? NO. 31 00:01:31,567 --> 00:01:33,733 WAIT, WAIT. HOW CAN YOU NOT HAVE ANYTHING? 32 00:01:35,600 --> 00:01:37,433 I DON'T KNOW. 33 00:01:37,467 --> 00:01:40,067 I DIDN'T REALLY EXPECT FOR THIS TO HAPPEN TONIGHT. 34 00:01:44,367 --> 00:01:46,233 OKAY. 35 00:01:46,267 --> 00:01:50,000 WELL, UH, NEXT TIME WE'LL BE MORE PREPARED. 36 00:01:52,333 --> 00:01:55,300 * I GUESS THAT I SHOULD MOVE ON WITH MY LIFE * 37 00:01:55,333 --> 00:01:58,433 * 'CAUSE THE STATE THAT I'M IN IS JUST NOT RIGHT * 38 00:01:58,467 --> 00:02:00,633 * AND I NEVER MET ANYONE 39 00:02:00,667 --> 00:02:04,300 * WHOSE LOVING MADE ME SO DAMN CRAZY... * 40 00:02:04,333 --> 00:02:06,667 TILL NEXT TIME. 41 00:02:08,133 --> 00:02:10,000 TILL NEXT TIME. 42 00:02:10,033 --> 00:02:12,033 * EVERY TIME YOU'RE LOOKING AWAY * 43 00:02:12,067 --> 00:02:14,600 * YOU GOT ME BEGGING FOR MORE OF YOU. * 44 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:21,300 - DAD. - OH. 45 00:02:21,333 --> 00:02:24,267 YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE SIMONE. 46 00:02:26,033 --> 00:02:28,200 HELLO, SIR. 47 00:02:48,433 --> 00:02:49,967 WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? 48 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:51,533 - YOU'RE OUT TILL-- - YOU LIED TO US AND-- 49 00:02:51,567 --> 00:02:54,500 - YOU GO GOD KNOWS-- - YOU SAID YOU WERE WITH SIMONE AND-- 50 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:58,367 OKAY, YOU LIED TO ME. 51 00:02:58,400 --> 00:03:00,433 AND IF I TOLD YOU I WAS HANGING OUT WITH TY, 52 00:03:00,467 --> 00:03:02,467 YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE, "HEY, THAT'S COOL"? 53 00:03:02,500 --> 00:03:04,200 AT 3:00 A.M.? OF COURSE NOT. 54 00:03:04,233 --> 00:03:06,333 AND WHAT WERE YOU DOING-- 55 00:03:06,367 --> 00:03:08,467 DID-- WAIT, DID YOU HAVE-- 56 00:03:08,500 --> 00:03:10,067 - WERE YOU TWO-- - MOM! 57 00:03:10,100 --> 00:03:12,167 - WHAT ARE YOU-- - WHAT? 58 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:14,467 CAN I JUST GO TO MY ROOM WHILE YOU TWO 59 00:03:14,500 --> 00:03:16,300 DECIDE HOW LONG YOU'RE GONNA GROUND ME? 60 00:03:16,333 --> 00:03:18,433 WE'RE NOT JUST GROUNDING YOU. WE ARE-- 61 00:03:18,467 --> 00:03:22,067 WE'RE GONNA THINK OF SOMETHING MUCH MUCH WORSE. 62 00:03:22,100 --> 00:03:24,033 YEAH. YOU, TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW. 63 00:03:24,067 --> 00:03:26,267 - GO. - OKAY. 64 00:03:30,767 --> 00:03:32,267 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 65 00:03:32,300 --> 00:03:34,067 WELL, WE CAN'T STOP HER FROM SEEING HIM. 66 00:03:34,100 --> 00:03:35,633 OH YES WE CAN. 67 00:03:35,667 --> 00:03:39,100 IF WE DO THAT, WE ARE GOING TO BE RAISING TY JR. IN A YEAR. 68 00:03:39,133 --> 00:03:40,633 THAT'S NOT FUNNY. 69 00:03:40,667 --> 00:03:42,733 THE MORE WE FORBID IT 70 00:03:42,767 --> 00:03:45,200 THE MORE SHE'S GONNA WANT HIM. 71 00:03:45,233 --> 00:03:49,033 BESIDES, SHE MET HIM THROUGH DAPHNE AND REGINA. 72 00:03:49,067 --> 00:03:50,700 HE'S FROM THEIR OLD NEIGHBORHOOD. 73 00:03:50,733 --> 00:03:52,700 - SO THAT MAKES IT OKAY? - NO. 74 00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:56,400 SHE'S TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHO SHE MIGHT HAVE BEEN, 75 00:03:56,433 --> 00:03:59,567 WHAT KIND OF LIFE SHE MIGHT HAVE HAD. 76 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:02,967 I THINK THIS IS PART OF THAT. 77 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:04,367 SO WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 78 00:04:12,467 --> 00:04:13,767 MORNING. 79 00:04:17,300 --> 00:04:19,467 MORNING. 80 00:04:19,500 --> 00:04:21,333 HERE YOU GO, HONEY. 81 00:04:26,500 --> 00:04:27,967 SO HOW LONG AM I GROUNDED FOR? 82 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:31,300 - WE'RE NOT GROUNDING YOU. - YOU'RE NOT? 83 00:04:31,333 --> 00:04:34,600 YOU'D JUST SNEAK OUT. MILK? 84 00:04:34,633 --> 00:04:37,500 CAN YOU JUST GET TO IT, PLEASE? 85 00:04:38,633 --> 00:04:41,367 WE WANT TY TO COME OVER FOR CHILI NIGHT. 86 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:44,600 - HERE? - MM-HMM. 87 00:04:44,633 --> 00:04:46,300 NO, DAD MIGHT ACTUALLY KILL HIM. 88 00:04:46,333 --> 00:04:48,200 JUST WANT TO GET TO KNOW HIM BETTER. 89 00:04:48,233 --> 00:04:50,033 THAT IS SO HYPOCRITICAL. 90 00:04:50,067 --> 00:04:52,400 I DATED LIAM PUT HIM ON TRIAL.U NEVER 91 00:04:52,433 --> 00:04:55,467 - WELL, WE KNEW LIAM. WITH HIS PARENTS.ED GOLF 92 00:04:55,500 --> 00:04:57,133 THAT'S WHAT THIS IS ABOUT. 93 00:04:57,167 --> 00:05:00,233 THIS IS NOT ABOUT GOLF. AND YOU'RE RIGHT. 94 00:05:00,267 --> 00:05:02,067 TY IS FROM A DIFFERENT NEIGHBORHOOD. 95 00:05:02,100 --> 00:05:04,767 BUT ALL THE MORE REASON TO GET TO KNOW HIM BETTER. 96 00:05:06,633 --> 00:05:08,367 CAN'T YOU JUST GROUND ME? 97 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:11,333 WANT TO KEEP SEEING TY, 98 00:05:11,367 --> 00:05:13,567 HE COMES TO DINNER. 99 00:05:15,500 --> 00:05:18,333 ( door closes ) 100 00:05:21,633 --> 00:05:23,467 YOU'RE STILL NOT DRESSED? 101 00:05:23,500 --> 00:05:26,233 I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE IT. 102 00:05:28,400 --> 00:05:30,700 IS THIS ABOUT LIAM? 103 00:05:30,733 --> 00:05:33,433 AND EMMETT AND BAY. 104 00:05:33,467 --> 00:05:36,533 AND LAST NIGHT WAS DUMP- ON-DAPHNE NIGHT. 105 00:05:36,567 --> 00:05:38,367 YOU'LL WORK IT OUT. 106 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:42,067 NOT IF I NEVER GET DRESSED. 107 00:05:46,300 --> 00:05:49,133 UM, WHY DON'T YOU HANG OUT WITH TOBY? 108 00:05:49,167 --> 00:05:53,300 HE DIDN'T YELL AT YOU LAST NIGHT, RIGHT? 109 00:06:03,067 --> 00:06:05,967 HEY. WHAT ARE YOU UP TO TODAY? 110 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:10,033 OH, JUST PLAYING SOME MINIATURE GOLF WITH MY BUDDIES. 111 00:06:10,067 --> 00:06:13,500 OH, COOL. I LOVE MINIATURE GOLF. 112 00:06:17,333 --> 00:06:19,667 ACTUALLY, I'M NOT REALLY PLAYING MINIATURE GOLF. 113 00:06:19,700 --> 00:06:23,133 UH, I PLAY A LITTLE POKER. 114 00:06:23,167 --> 00:06:25,000 OH, I PLAY POKER. 115 00:06:25,033 --> 00:06:26,400 - OH YEAH? - YEAH. 116 00:06:26,433 --> 00:06:29,433 THIS IS, UM... 117 00:06:29,467 --> 00:06:31,467 - IT'S NOT-- - I MEAN IT. 118 00:06:31,500 --> 00:06:34,033 I'M AN INCREDIBLE POKER PLAYER. MOST DEAFIES ARE. 119 00:06:34,067 --> 00:06:36,567 DEAFIES? IS THAT A WORD? 120 00:06:36,600 --> 00:06:38,733 DEAF PEOPLE ARE MORE ATTUNED 121 00:06:38,767 --> 00:06:42,033 TO FACIAL EXPRESSIONS, BODY LANGUAGE. 122 00:06:42,067 --> 00:06:44,733 - WE PICK UP PEOPLE'S TELLS. - SERIOUSLY? 123 00:06:44,767 --> 00:06:47,600 HEARING PEOPLE HAVE SO MUCH JUNK VYING FOR THEIR ATTENTION. 124 00:06:47,633 --> 00:06:49,367 WE CAN FOCUS, 125 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:53,067 ZERO IN ON FACIAL TICS, NERVOUS SCRATCHES. 126 00:06:53,100 --> 00:06:55,100 IT'S LIKE A SUPERPOWER. 127 00:06:55,133 --> 00:06:57,033 YOU SHOULD TOTALLY COME WITH ME. 128 00:06:57,067 --> 00:06:58,733 YEAH? 129 00:06:58,767 --> 00:07:02,500 YOU SHOULD INVITE EMMETT TOO. HE'S EVEN BETTER THAN I AM. 130 00:07:02,533 --> 00:07:05,033 BRING IT. THE MORE SUPER POWERS THE BETTER. 131 00:07:06,333 --> 00:07:07,700 HEY, MAN. 132 00:07:07,733 --> 00:07:09,367 AWESOME JOB LAST NIGHT. 133 00:07:23,467 --> 00:07:26,367 DO YOU WANT TO COME PLAY POKER WITH ME AND TOBY? 134 00:07:29,567 --> 00:07:32,733 LET ME CHECK WITH THE GUYS AND WE'LL PLAY A PRACTICE GAME. 135 00:07:32,767 --> 00:07:34,633 HIT THE NEXT ONE. 136 00:07:34,667 --> 00:07:36,300 COOL. 137 00:07:36,333 --> 00:07:39,233 - HONEY. - YEAH? 138 00:07:39,267 --> 00:07:42,400 YOU ALWAYS FIND NEW WAYS TO SURPRISE ME. 139 00:07:43,667 --> 00:07:46,500 OH, WELL, THEN FINDING OUT THAT THOSE ARE NOT FROM ME 140 00:07:46,533 --> 00:07:49,600 - SHOULD CONTINUE THAT TREND. - MMM. 141 00:07:51,100 --> 00:07:52,700 THEY'RE FROM BRUCE. 142 00:07:52,733 --> 00:07:55,100 AND THEY'RE NOT FOR ME. 143 00:07:56,667 --> 00:07:58,633 OH. 144 00:08:00,500 --> 00:08:03,133 Regina: THANKS. LET ME GET THESE IN SOME WATER. 145 00:08:03,167 --> 00:08:04,967 REGINA, I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE TO KNOW 146 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:07,667 THAT THIS BRUCE IS QUITE A PLAYER. 147 00:08:07,700 --> 00:08:11,167 AND I DON'T MEAN BASEBALL. HE'S A "PLAYER." 148 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:13,567 YEAH, I GOT THAT. 149 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:16,333 HE'S CHEATED ON ALL THREE OF HIS EX-WIVES, 150 00:08:16,367 --> 00:08:17,733 INCLUDING DENISE. 151 00:08:17,767 --> 00:08:21,300 WELL, LUCKILY I HAVE NO INTEREST IN BECOMING HIS WIFE. 152 00:08:21,333 --> 00:08:23,400 OH. 153 00:08:23,433 --> 00:08:26,067 WELL, WHY DO YOU WANT TO GO OUT WITH HIM? 154 00:08:26,100 --> 00:08:30,000 WHY WOULD I GO ON A DATE WITH A MAN I HAVE NO INTEREST IN MARRYING? 155 00:08:30,033 --> 00:08:31,500 YEAH. I MEAN, WHAT'S THE POINT 156 00:08:31,533 --> 00:08:33,367 IF YOU DON'T THINK IT'S GONNA GO ANYWHERE? 157 00:08:35,567 --> 00:08:37,467 HUH. 158 00:08:37,500 --> 00:08:39,000 HOW DO I PUT THIS? 159 00:08:39,033 --> 00:08:42,100 I'M A GROWN WOMAN, HE'S A GROWN MAN. 160 00:08:45,133 --> 00:08:49,067 IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE I'VE HAD SOME... FUN. 161 00:08:49,100 --> 00:08:51,567 OH, RIGHT. 162 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:54,000 OKAY. 163 00:08:57,633 --> 00:09:01,033 YOU'RE NOT PLANNING ON HAVING SOME FUN 164 00:09:01,067 --> 00:09:03,267 HERE, ARE YOU? 165 00:09:03,300 --> 00:09:07,100 WELL, WHEN I MOVED IN I BELIEVE YOU SAID SOMETHING ABOUT NO RULES. 166 00:09:07,133 --> 00:09:10,067 NO RULES MEANS FEEL FREE TO CHANGE THE CURTAINS, 167 00:09:10,100 --> 00:09:14,067 NOT HAVE SEX WITH MY FRIEND'S EX-HUSBAND IN MY GUEST HOUSE 168 00:09:14,100 --> 00:09:15,700 OH, I'M SORRY. 169 00:09:15,733 --> 00:09:18,600 IS THERE A LIST SOMEWHERE OF WHO I CAN AND CANNOT SOCIALIZE WITH? 170 00:09:18,633 --> 00:09:20,733 EXACTLY WHAT BASE AM I ALLOWED TO GO TO? 171 00:09:20,767 --> 00:09:24,333 I AM JUST ASKING YOU NOT TO BRING HIM BACK HERE. 172 00:09:24,367 --> 00:09:26,600 I MAY NOT COME HOME WITH BRUCE, 173 00:09:26,633 --> 00:09:29,967 BUT THAT'S ONLY BECAUSE I LIVE WITH MY MOTHER AND MY DAUGHTER. 174 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:32,533 EXCELLENT. ENJOY THE FLOWERS. 175 00:09:32,567 --> 00:09:34,467 I WILL. 176 00:09:40,367 --> 00:09:43,267 - I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. - WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 177 00:09:43,300 --> 00:09:45,133 TO SEE TY. I FIND IT'S BEST 178 00:09:45,167 --> 00:09:47,500 TO INVITE SOMEONE TO FACE A FIRING SQUAD IN PERSON. 179 00:09:47,533 --> 00:09:50,967 - I'LL TAKE YOU. - WHAT? 180 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:54,100 YOU WANT TO GO SEE TY, I'M TAKING YOU. 181 00:09:55,300 --> 00:09:58,767 YOU WANT TO MAKE SURE I DON'T STAY TOO LONG. 182 00:10:05,367 --> 00:10:08,533 SO IS THIS GONNA BE LIKE SOME KIND OF INTERROGATION? 183 00:10:08,567 --> 00:10:10,400 IT'S GONNA BE EXACTLY LIKE ONE. 184 00:10:10,433 --> 00:10:12,967 - WITH CORNBREAD AND CHILI. - ( horn honks ) 185 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:15,400 SORRY, THAT'S MY DAD. 186 00:10:15,433 --> 00:10:17,167 WHAT, HE'S HERE? 187 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:19,200 YEAH, HE DROVE ME. DON'T ASK. 188 00:10:19,233 --> 00:10:21,600 I WILL BE THERE IN A SEC! 189 00:10:21,633 --> 00:10:23,500 ( laughs ) 190 00:10:23,533 --> 00:10:25,633 Uh, I DON'T THINK I CAN DO THIS. 191 00:10:25,667 --> 00:10:28,033 WELL, REGINA AND DAPHNE WILL BE THERE. 192 00:10:28,067 --> 00:10:29,667 SO THEY'LL BE LIKE HUMAN SHIELDS. 193 00:10:29,700 --> 00:10:31,233 ( horn honks ) 194 00:10:31,267 --> 00:10:34,000 OKAY, LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO BEG HERE 195 00:10:34,033 --> 00:10:36,500 BUT IT WAS KIND OF AN ULTIMATUM. 196 00:10:38,367 --> 00:10:40,233 ( sighs ) 197 00:10:45,633 --> 00:10:47,467 THAT WAS EMBARRASSING. 198 00:10:47,500 --> 00:10:49,400 IF YOU WANT TO KEEP SEEING THIS KID, 199 00:10:49,433 --> 00:10:51,200 WE'RE GONNA KEEP TRACK OF YOU. 200 00:10:51,233 --> 00:10:53,233 WHAT IS SO SCARY ABOUT ME SEEING TY? 201 00:10:53,267 --> 00:10:55,033 ( chuckles ) 202 00:10:55,067 --> 00:10:57,600 LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO YOU ABOUT 19-YEAR-OLD BOYS. 203 00:10:57,633 --> 00:11:01,333 THEY ARE PIGS. THEY WILL TELL YOU WHATEVER YOU WANT TO HEAR. 204 00:11:01,367 --> 00:11:04,200 THEY WILL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO GET YOU INTO BED. 205 00:11:04,233 --> 00:11:07,000 TY IS NOT LIKE THAT, DAD. IF ANYTHING, I'M THE ONE-- 206 00:11:07,033 --> 00:11:08,733 - NO NO, SWEETIE, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR. - OKAY, NO, DAD. 207 00:11:08,767 --> 00:11:11,300 - LA LA LA LA! - YOU DO NOT GET TO DO THAT. YOU STARTED THIS. 208 00:11:11,333 --> 00:11:14,133 NO NO. YOU STARTED THIS. 209 00:11:14,167 --> 00:11:16,367 BY GROWING UP? 210 00:11:18,667 --> 00:11:20,000 YEAH. 211 00:11:21,767 --> 00:11:24,033 ( starts engine ) 212 00:11:43,767 --> 00:11:46,467 HONEY, IS THAT THE ARTICLE ON THE PARTY? 213 00:11:46,500 --> 00:11:48,200 HOW IS IT? 214 00:11:48,233 --> 00:11:49,700 HOW MUCH CHAMPAGNE DID YOU HAVE? 215 00:11:49,733 --> 00:11:52,433 - MY GOSH, WHAT DID I SAY? - I'M KIDDING. 216 00:11:52,467 --> 00:11:54,300 IT'S GREAT. YOU LOOK REALLY NICE. 217 00:11:54,333 --> 00:11:57,200 OH, "WE'RE ALL ADJUSTING BEAUTIFULLY." 218 00:11:57,233 --> 00:12:00,200 - THAT'S GOOD, ISN'T IT? - YEAH, IT'S LIKE THE TRUTH. 219 00:12:00,233 --> 00:12:02,233 ONLY BETTER. 220 00:12:06,367 --> 00:12:08,733 IT SAYS WE WERE PLUCKED FROM EAST RIVERSIDE-- 221 00:12:08,767 --> 00:12:11,200 PLUCKED LIKE A COUPLE OF GRAY HAIRS. 222 00:12:11,233 --> 00:12:15,367 SHH, I'M READING HOW TRIUMPHANTLY DAPHNE'S MANAGING HER HANDICAP. 223 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:17,567 EXACTLY, LIKE WE SHOULD ALL APPLAUD 224 00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:19,700 THAT SHE CAN WALK AND TALK AT THE SAME TIME. 225 00:12:19,733 --> 00:12:22,333 IT'S A PUFF PIECE, NOT A TELENOVELA. 226 00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:24,600 THEY KEEP PRINTING ARTICLES LIKE THIS ABOUT US, 227 00:12:24,633 --> 00:12:26,600 IT MAY TURN INTO ONE. 228 00:12:32,733 --> 00:12:36,367 IT'S A GREAT PICTURE, FRONT PAGE TOO. 229 00:12:37,633 --> 00:12:41,100 - WHAT DO YOU WANT? - A REALLY BIG FAVOR. 230 00:12:42,467 --> 00:12:44,700 NO, WAIT, OKAY? 231 00:12:44,733 --> 00:12:47,733 "FAVOR." I LOOKED IT UP ON YOUTUBE. DOES THAT HELP? NO? 232 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:52,233 OKAY, WAIT. YOU CAN'T SEE ME APOLOGIZE IF YOU'RE WALKING AWAY. 233 00:12:55,767 --> 00:12:59,200 I'M SORRY I WASN'T NICE BAY ON SATURDAY NIGHT. 234 00:12:59,233 --> 00:13:01,467 BUT REVERSE THE SITUATION 235 00:13:01,500 --> 00:13:03,367 AND YOU'D PROBABLY BE EQUALLY AS EVIL. 236 00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:05,000 ACTUALLY, YOU'RE DATING TY. 237 00:13:05,033 --> 00:13:07,367 HE'S NOT MY EX BUT HE'S VERY IMPORTANT TO ME. 238 00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:10,000 AM I BEING EVIL? 239 00:13:10,033 --> 00:13:12,067 YOU'RE RIGHT. 240 00:13:12,100 --> 00:13:15,500 AND I CAN GET ONBOARD WITH YOU DATING LIAM. 241 00:13:15,533 --> 00:13:18,033 YOU'RE TOO LATE. I ALREADY BROKE UP WITH HIM. 242 00:13:18,067 --> 00:13:20,533 - YOU DID? - YEAH, HAPPY? 243 00:13:20,567 --> 00:13:22,433 NO. 244 00:13:22,467 --> 00:13:25,467 I MEAN, I WASN'T THRILLED THAT YOU GUYS WERE TOGETHER, 245 00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:29,100 BUT I'M NOT TRYING TO MAKE YOU MISERABLE. 246 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:33,200 IT WAS A MESSED UP SITUATION ALL AROUND. 247 00:13:33,233 --> 00:13:35,367 AGREED. 248 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:42,067 SO IF YOU ARE COOL WITH ME AND TY... 249 00:13:42,100 --> 00:13:45,200 OLD J.K. CAUGHT US COMING HOME AT 3:00 A.M. 250 00:13:45,233 --> 00:13:46,600 HE MAKE YOU BREAK UP WITH HIM? 251 00:13:46,633 --> 00:13:48,567 NO. 252 00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:51,200 HE WANTS TO GET TO KNOW HIM 253 00:13:51,233 --> 00:13:54,033 SO TY'S COMING OVER FOR DINNER TONIGHT. 254 00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:56,067 THAT'S NOT GONNA GO WELL. 255 00:13:56,100 --> 00:13:58,367 SAYS THE OPTIMIST OF THE FAMILY. 256 00:13:58,400 --> 00:13:59,633 I GET IT. YOU NEED ME THERE. 257 00:13:59,667 --> 00:14:03,067 AND YOUR MOM AND ANYBODY WHO CAN TALK ABOUT THE WEATHER 258 00:14:03,100 --> 00:14:05,533 OR BASEBALL OR FAVORITE CAR WASHES THAT I'VE KNOWN. 259 00:14:08,267 --> 00:14:10,067 I'LL DO IT FOR TY. 260 00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:12,433 THANK YOU. 261 00:14:12,467 --> 00:14:15,133 REGINA, ARE YOU GOING TO THE LAUNDROMAT? 262 00:14:15,167 --> 00:14:17,133 - USE OUR MACHINES. - YEAH, THANKS. 263 00:14:17,167 --> 00:14:19,600 BUT I CAN TRIUMPH OVER ADVERSITY ALL BY MYSELF. 264 00:14:19,633 --> 00:14:21,367 KATHRYN, DID YOU READ THIS ARTICLE? 265 00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:23,467 - THANK YOU. - OH HEY, REGINA. 266 00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:25,200 YEAH, I READ IT. I THOUGHT IT WAS FINE. 267 00:14:25,233 --> 00:14:27,533 REALLY? THE PART WHERE THEY CALLED DAPHNE HANDICAPPED? 268 00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:31,267 - DID IT SAY THAT? - YEAH, RIGHT AFTER YOU PLUCKED US FROM EAST RIVERSIDE. 269 00:14:31,300 --> 00:14:33,233 I'M TALKING ABOUT THE PART WHERE WE SOUND TOTALLY FINE 270 00:14:33,267 --> 00:14:35,333 ABOUT MISSING OUT ON RAISING OUR OWN DAUGHTERS. 271 00:14:35,367 --> 00:14:38,633 - WHERE DOES IT SAY THAT? - IT'S RIGHT HERE. 272 00:14:38,667 --> 00:14:41,033 "IN A WAY IT'S THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS. 273 00:14:41,067 --> 00:14:44,067 OUR FAMILY IS STRONGER THAN EVER." I NEVER SAID THAT. 274 00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:46,500 WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF SUING THE HOSPITAL FOR EMOTIONAL DISTRESS. 275 00:14:46,533 --> 00:14:48,233 THIS DOES NOT MAKE US SOUND VERY DISTRESSED. 276 00:14:48,267 --> 00:14:50,333 HAVE THAT REPORTER TALK TO ME NEXT TIME. 277 00:14:50,367 --> 00:14:52,033 THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M GONNA DO. 278 00:14:52,067 --> 00:14:54,500 I'M GONNA CALL HER RIGHT NOW, ASK FOR A FOLLOW-UP ARTICLE. 279 00:14:54,533 --> 00:14:56,667 I DON'T WANT ANYONE THINKING IT'S OKAY WHAT HAPPENED TO US, 280 00:14:56,700 --> 00:14:59,033 ESPECIALLY NOT THAT HOSPITAL. 281 00:14:59,067 --> 00:15:02,333 DID BAY TELL YOU THAT TY IS COMING TO DINNER? 282 00:15:02,367 --> 00:15:03,633 DAPHNE DID. 283 00:15:03,667 --> 00:15:06,533 I'M DOUBLE BOOKED WITH BRUCE, BUT I CAN STAY TILL 8:00. 284 00:15:06,567 --> 00:15:09,667 HAVE YOU EVER HAD TY OVER FOR DINNER? 285 00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:12,200 SURE, LOTS OF TIMES. 286 00:15:12,233 --> 00:15:15,067 WOULD YOU BE WORRIED IF DAPHNE 287 00:15:15,100 --> 00:15:17,967 AND TY HAD DINNER ALONE? 288 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,733 IS EVERYBODY SEX CRAZED IN YOUR WORLD? 289 00:15:20,767 --> 00:15:24,200 SO YOU'RE TELLING ME I'M TOTALLY PARANOID 290 00:15:24,233 --> 00:15:27,333 TO THINK THAT THE SUBJECT MIGHT HAVE COME UP BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM? 291 00:15:27,367 --> 00:15:30,300 AND I'M HOPING YOU SAY YES. 292 00:15:30,333 --> 00:15:32,400 SHOULDN'T YOU BE TALKING TO HER ABOUT THIS? 293 00:15:32,433 --> 00:15:34,500 I TRIED. 294 00:15:34,533 --> 00:15:38,067 14 SECONDS INTO IT SHE MIMES BARFING 295 00:15:38,100 --> 00:15:39,767 AND RUNS OUT OF THE ROOM. 296 00:15:41,433 --> 00:15:43,733 BAY IS FINE. SHE'S SMART. 297 00:15:43,767 --> 00:15:45,600 IT'S NOT BAY I'M WORRIED ABOUT. 298 00:15:45,633 --> 00:15:47,467 TY IS SMART TOO. 299 00:15:47,500 --> 00:15:49,333 GOOD. 300 00:15:49,367 --> 00:15:51,633 TELL ME MORE ABOUT HIM. 301 00:15:51,667 --> 00:15:54,000 ( sighs ) 302 00:15:54,033 --> 00:15:57,400 LET'S SEE, HE IS PART CHEROKEE. 303 00:15:57,433 --> 00:16:00,200 HE WAS RAISED BY HIS GREAT-AUNT. 304 00:16:00,233 --> 00:16:02,633 AND HE'S A CHAMPION SPADES PLAYER. 305 00:16:04,467 --> 00:16:06,500 BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU'RE ASKING. 306 00:16:11,233 --> 00:16:12,967 DO YOU THINK THEY'RE HAVING SEX? 307 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,500 I DON'T KNOW, KATHRYN. 308 00:16:15,533 --> 00:16:18,067 DO YOU THINK THEY MIGHT BE HAVING SEX? 309 00:16:18,100 --> 00:16:20,967 HAVE YOU SEEN TY WITHOUT A SHIRT? 310 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,567 NO. HAVE YOU? 311 00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:27,267 NOW THAT'S A WASHING MACHINE. 312 00:16:27,300 --> 00:16:30,733 NOW AS SOON AS YOU GOT WILKIE FIGURED OUT YOU'VE GOT TO GIVE ME A SIGNAL. 313 00:16:30,767 --> 00:16:33,567 I MEAN, IT CAN'T BE SIGN LANGUAGE. THEY'D BE ALL OVER THAT. 314 00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:35,300 WAIT, A SIGNAL? 315 00:16:38,700 --> 00:16:40,400 YEAH, I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 316 00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:43,267 WE THOUGHT WE WERE JUST PLAYING FOR OURSELVES. 317 00:16:43,300 --> 00:16:45,433 NO NO NO. YOU'VE GOT TO-- 318 00:16:45,467 --> 00:16:49,067 LOOK, THEY'RE NOT GONNA LET TWO NEWBIES COME IN AND CLEAN 'EM OUT. 319 00:16:49,100 --> 00:16:51,033 BUT THEY ARE USED TO ME PLAYING PRETTY BIG. 320 00:16:51,067 --> 00:16:55,167 SO YOU SEE WILKIE BLUFFING, YOU GIVE ME A SIGNAL. 321 00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:56,600 SAY, TAKE A SIP OF YOUR DRINK. 322 00:16:56,633 --> 00:17:00,700 THEN I BET, WE SCORE, SPLIT THE PROFITS. SEE? 323 00:17:04,300 --> 00:17:06,700 YEAH, THIS ISN'T WHAT WE HAD IN MIND. 324 00:17:08,333 --> 00:17:11,100 THE GAME IS A FREE-FOR-ALL. OKAY? 325 00:17:11,133 --> 00:17:14,233 ANYTHING GOES. TRUST ME, IT'S COOL. 326 00:17:18,033 --> 00:17:22,167 COME ON. IT'S ABOUT RESPECT. 327 00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:23,767 SHOW THEM DEAF PEOPLE REALLY KNOW HOW TO PLAY. 328 00:17:29,467 --> 00:17:31,033 HOW WILL WE SPLIT THE POT? 329 00:17:31,067 --> 00:17:33,033 50-50. 330 00:17:40,633 --> 00:17:42,100 YEAH, OKAY. 331 00:17:42,133 --> 00:17:44,633 I'LL TAKE A HIT JUST TO SEE WILKIE GET TAKEN OUT. 332 00:17:44,667 --> 00:17:47,433 I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HIS FACE. 333 00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:51,067 OH, ONE MORE THING-- IF MY PARENTS ASK, 334 00:17:51,100 --> 00:17:53,600 WE ARE PLAYING MINIATURE GOLF. 335 00:17:53,633 --> 00:17:56,100 OKAY? 336 00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:06,200 YEAH. 337 00:18:06,233 --> 00:18:07,733 - ( knocking ) - COME IN. 338 00:18:07,767 --> 00:18:10,000 HONEY. 339 00:18:10,033 --> 00:18:13,333 - YOU HAVE A MINUTE? - DAD ALREADY DID THE SEX TALK, MOM. 340 00:18:13,367 --> 00:18:16,133 AND I HEARD IT WENT SO WELL. 341 00:18:16,167 --> 00:18:19,333 MOM, REALLY, SEX ED TAUGHT ME ALL ABOUT STDs AND PROTECTION. 342 00:18:19,367 --> 00:18:22,667 I'M NOT HERE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THAT. 343 00:18:22,700 --> 00:18:25,033 I'M NOT RECKLESS. I'M NOT INTO SEXTING 344 00:18:25,067 --> 00:18:27,200 OR SENDING AROUND NAKED PICTURES OF MY BUTT OR ANYTHING. 345 00:18:27,233 --> 00:18:29,067 ALL GOOD THINGS TO HEAR. 346 00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:30,700 AND IF THIS IS ABOUT LOVE OR SAVING MYSELF, 347 00:18:30,733 --> 00:18:33,467 YOU'VE GOT TO TRUST THAT I'M OLD ENOUGH TO MAKE UP MY OWN MIND. 348 00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:36,967 YOU REALLY THINK THAT I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING 349 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,200 USEFUL TO TELL YOU? 350 00:18:39,233 --> 00:18:41,733 SORRY. 351 00:18:41,767 --> 00:18:43,767 GO AHEAD. 352 00:18:51,767 --> 00:18:53,633 SEX. 353 00:18:53,667 --> 00:18:55,733 WHEN IT'S WITH THE RIGHT PERSON 354 00:18:55,767 --> 00:18:58,233 IT CAN BE WONDERFUL. 355 00:18:58,267 --> 00:19:00,600 SHOULD BE WONDERFUL. 356 00:19:00,633 --> 00:19:02,633 I'M NOT SAYING IT HAS TO BE ROSE PETALS 357 00:19:02,667 --> 00:19:05,333 AND WAFFLES IN BED. 358 00:19:05,367 --> 00:19:08,600 IT SHOULD BE WITH SOMEONE WHO MAKES YOU FEEL 359 00:19:08,633 --> 00:19:11,233 AS AMAZING AS YOU ARE... 360 00:19:15,067 --> 00:19:18,300 NO MATTER WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES. 361 00:19:20,100 --> 00:19:22,100 THANKS, MOM. 362 00:19:22,133 --> 00:19:26,067 GOOD SEX IS ABOUT THE GIVING AND RECEIVING OF PLEASURE. 363 00:19:26,100 --> 00:19:27,767 AND WE'RE DONE. 364 00:19:36,100 --> 00:19:38,133 OH HEY. HI. 365 00:19:38,167 --> 00:19:41,033 HEY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? I SO NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE. 366 00:19:41,067 --> 00:19:43,533 MINI GOLF. WE'LL BE BACK FOR DINNER. 367 00:19:43,567 --> 00:19:45,400 WHO'S WE? 368 00:19:45,433 --> 00:19:47,600 ME AND TOBY. 369 00:19:47,633 --> 00:19:50,967 WOW, SAME COVER STORY. DIFFERENT SISTER, SAME NOT-SO-BRIGHT BROTHER. 370 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,733 YOU KNOW ABOUT HIM AND-- 371 00:19:52,767 --> 00:19:56,167 LISTEN TO ME, DAPHNE. TOBY PLAYS A LOT OF MINI GOLF. 372 00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:58,300 HE DOESN'T ALWAYS WIN. 373 00:19:58,333 --> 00:20:01,133 LAST YEAR IT TOOK ALL OF MY BIRTHDAY MONEY TO DIG HIM OUT OF DEBT. 374 00:20:01,167 --> 00:20:03,467 - DON'T GO. - I'M NOT GONNA BAIL ON HIM. 375 00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:05,700 - I PROMISED I'D HELP HIM. - HELP? WHAT? 376 00:20:05,733 --> 00:20:08,733 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? - ME AND EMMETT... 377 00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:12,167 FORGET IT. 378 00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:14,267 DAPHNE, I'M SERIOUS. THIS IS A BIG MISTAKE. 379 00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:17,100 - I KNOW HIM A LOT BETTER THAN YOU DO. - HERE WE GO AGAIN. 380 00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:19,467 OKAY, NO. THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEAN. I'M NOT COMPETING WITH YOU. 381 00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:22,100 - I SWEAR, OKAY? - HELLO, GIRLS. 382 00:20:22,133 --> 00:20:24,667 DAPHNE, HI. 383 00:20:27,567 --> 00:20:29,667 - READY TO GO? - WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 384 00:20:29,700 --> 00:20:31,700 I'M TAKING DAPH TO MINI GOLF. 385 00:20:31,733 --> 00:20:33,433 OH, THAT SOUNDS FUN. 386 00:20:33,467 --> 00:20:36,600 GEE, TOBY, AFTER LAST TIME WHEN YOU CLUBBED THE WINDMILL 387 00:20:36,633 --> 00:20:39,433 WITH YOUR PUTTER, I THOUGHT YOU WERE NEVER MINI GOLFING AGAIN. 388 00:20:39,467 --> 00:20:41,567 TIME AND PRACTICE, BAY. I'M READY. 389 00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:44,167 HUH. HOPE YOU DON'T GET A MASSIVE SUNBURN. 390 00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:47,100 YOU KNOW HOW HOT IT GETS BEING OUTSIDE ALL DAY. 391 00:20:47,133 --> 00:20:48,567 WE'LL TAKE SUNSCREEN. THANKS FOR YOUR CONCERN. 392 00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:52,400 - ARE YOU GUYS ALL RIGHT? - Both: YEAH. 393 00:20:52,433 --> 00:20:54,100 DAPHNE? 394 00:20:57,100 --> 00:20:58,500 EVERYTHING'S GREAT, YEAH. 395 00:20:58,533 --> 00:21:00,233 GREAT. 396 00:21:00,267 --> 00:21:03,333 - DINNER'S AT 7:00. - Toby: SEE YA. 397 00:21:17,733 --> 00:21:20,600 YOU KNOW WILKIE AND HARUKA AND CHEVES. 398 00:21:20,633 --> 00:21:22,500 WAIT, DON'T TELL ME. 399 00:21:22,533 --> 00:21:26,467 DO YOU REMEMBER I TAUGHT YOU THE SIGN FOR DOING THE NASTY? 400 00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:29,100 YEAH, RIGHT ON. THIS IS YOUR SISTER? 401 00:21:29,133 --> 00:21:31,167 UH, YEAH. 402 00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:32,600 AND THIS IS EMMETT, 403 00:21:32,633 --> 00:21:34,733 THE NEW DRUMMER FOR GUITAR FACE. 404 00:21:34,767 --> 00:21:37,067 IF THIS DUDE PLAYS CARDS LIKE HE DRUMS, 405 00:21:37,100 --> 00:21:38,733 YOU CAN SAY ADIOS TO YOUR TRUST FUND. 406 00:21:38,767 --> 00:21:40,500 OH, OKAY. 407 00:21:40,533 --> 00:21:43,167 AND YOU'VE GOT TO SEE HIS BIKE, MAN. 408 00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:44,433 THANKS FOR BRINGING THE DIVERSITY, GUYS. 409 00:21:44,467 --> 00:21:46,033 IT WAS GETTING TO BE A LONELY BURDEN. 410 00:21:46,067 --> 00:21:48,300 EXCUSE ME, I'M NOT DIVERSE? 411 00:21:48,333 --> 00:21:50,100 DUDE, YOU DRIVE A HUMMER. YOU ARE NOT DIVERSE. 412 00:21:50,133 --> 00:21:53,733 HEY HEY, DOWN, KITTEN. DON'T MAKE ME GET OUT THE SPRAY BOTTLE. 413 00:21:53,767 --> 00:21:55,633 YOU SEE WHAT I'M DEALING WITH? 414 00:21:55,667 --> 00:21:57,300 HEY, CAN WE GET A COUPLE OF THOSE? 415 00:21:57,333 --> 00:21:59,467 DID YOU PAY YOUR MEMBERSHIP FEES? 416 00:21:59,500 --> 00:22:03,233 JUST ADD IT TO THE REST. PLUS I NEED 400 FOR THE TWO OF THEM. 417 00:22:03,267 --> 00:22:06,400 I THINK THE BANK OF WILKIE MIGHT BE GETTING A LITTLE OVEREXTENDED. 418 00:22:06,433 --> 00:22:09,033 I THINK THE BANK OF WILKIE IS FULL OF MY MONEY. 419 00:22:09,067 --> 00:22:10,333 JUST GIVE ME THE CHIPS. 420 00:22:10,367 --> 00:22:12,500 YOU DIDN'T TELL US IT COST MONEY TO PLAY. 421 00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:16,567 HEY, I GOT IT. 422 00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:20,100 CAN'T LET A LADY HANG. OR MY DRUMMER. 423 00:22:20,133 --> 00:22:22,267 - HEY, SIT DOWN. - ALL RIGHT. 424 00:22:26,100 --> 00:22:29,567 SO JUST A QUESTION. ARE WE GONNA BE SIGNING DURING THE GAME? 425 00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:31,167 Haruka: WAY TO BE TOLERANT. 426 00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:33,467 A.S.L. IS A RICH AND BEAUTIFUL LANGUAGE. 427 00:22:33,500 --> 00:22:37,533 WHICH COULD BE USED AS A SECRET CODE TO CHEAT US OUT OF OUR MONEY. 428 00:22:37,567 --> 00:22:40,000 LIKE ANYONE WOULD NEED A SECRET CODE TO FLEECE YOU. 429 00:22:40,033 --> 00:22:44,433 ALL RIGHT, NO SIGNING DURING THE POKER HANDS. 430 00:22:44,467 --> 00:22:46,533 SURE. 431 00:22:57,133 --> 00:23:00,000 * WE LIVE IN A COLD DARK WORLD * 432 00:23:00,033 --> 00:23:03,667 * WITH VENOM IN ITS FANGS, YOU CAN SPIT IT IN MY FACE * 433 00:23:03,700 --> 00:23:07,367 * BUT I KNOW I'LL BE OKAY... * 434 00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:09,567 I'LL RAISE YOU 20. 435 00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:11,700 I'M DOWN FOR THE COUNT. 436 00:23:11,733 --> 00:23:16,067 * A BALL AND CHAIN, CHEW MY ARM OFF TO GET AWAY * 437 00:23:16,100 --> 00:23:18,067 * DON'T FIGHT IT 438 00:23:18,100 --> 00:23:22,167 * 'CAUSE WHEN IT FEELS LIKE A KICK IN THE TEETH * 439 00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:24,700 * I CAN TAKE IT... 440 00:23:24,733 --> 00:23:28,200 UH, 30. 441 00:23:28,233 --> 00:23:30,267 CRAP ATTACK. 442 00:23:30,300 --> 00:23:32,467 * TAKE YOUR SHOTS, YOU'RE SETTING ME FREE * 443 00:23:32,500 --> 00:23:36,533 * WITH ONE MORE KICK IN THE TEETH... * 444 00:23:38,267 --> 00:23:40,167 LET'S DO THIS. 445 00:23:41,333 --> 00:23:42,567 ALL RIGHT. 446 00:23:46,033 --> 00:23:48,167 AND THAT'S A FLUSH. 447 00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:50,567 T-BONE TAKING OUT A HORNET'S NEST WITH A CRUISE MISSILE. 448 00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:54,433 ( laughs ) WATCH OUT, HE'S BACK. 449 00:24:01,100 --> 00:24:03,133 ( doorbell rings ) 450 00:24:04,767 --> 00:24:07,167 - HEY. - HI. 451 00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:10,067 ABANDON HOPE ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE. 452 00:24:10,100 --> 00:24:11,700 THAT'S NOT FUNNY. 453 00:24:11,733 --> 00:24:13,567 I WAS BEING SERIOUS. 454 00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:17,067 OH, YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO GET ME FLOWERS. 455 00:24:17,100 --> 00:24:19,267 - THESE ARE FOR YOUR MOM. - OH. 456 00:24:19,300 --> 00:24:22,067 - HI, TY. - OH, HEY. 457 00:24:22,100 --> 00:24:24,333 - THANK YOU FOR COMING. - THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME. 458 00:24:24,367 --> 00:24:27,200 - YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL HOME. - THANK YOU. 459 00:24:27,233 --> 00:24:29,133 - THESE ARE FOR YOU. - ( gasps ) 460 00:24:29,167 --> 00:24:30,967 OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH. 461 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:32,967 LOOKS LIKE I GOT FLOWERS AFTER ALL. 462 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,333 YEAH. NICE TO SEE YOU IN THE LIGHT OF DAY. 463 00:24:35,367 --> 00:24:39,467 NICE TO SEE YOU NOT PARKED IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE, SIR. 464 00:24:39,500 --> 00:24:41,400 SO, TY, WOULD YOU CARE FOR ONE OF THESE? 465 00:24:41,433 --> 00:24:43,333 IT'S A TEST. 466 00:24:43,367 --> 00:24:46,967 OH, I JUST WANT A SODA. THAT'D BE GOOD. 467 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,733 - GOOD ANSWER. - I'LL GO GET IT. 468 00:24:49,767 --> 00:24:51,667 I'M GONNA GO STIR THE CHILI. 469 00:24:51,700 --> 00:24:53,767 MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME, TY. 470 00:24:55,233 --> 00:24:56,600 I'LL TRY. 471 00:24:56,633 --> 00:25:00,467 - KNOCK KNOCK. - MM, SMELLS GOOD. 472 00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:03,533 THESE FAMILY DINNERS ARE BECOMING A REGULAR THING. 473 00:25:03,567 --> 00:25:05,600 - MM-HMM. - HEY! 474 00:25:05,633 --> 00:25:07,100 HEY. 475 00:25:10,100 --> 00:25:11,600 NO BULLET HOLES. THAT'S A GOOD SIGN. 476 00:25:11,633 --> 00:25:14,100 I'M REALLY GLAD YOU GUYS ARE HERE. 477 00:25:14,133 --> 00:25:16,433 JOHN'S NOT SO BAD. JUST DON'T BRING UP POLITICS. 478 00:25:16,467 --> 00:25:19,733 - HE DOES OWN GUNS. - OKAY. 479 00:25:19,767 --> 00:25:21,233 WHERE'S DAPHNE? 480 00:25:21,267 --> 00:25:24,067 OFF PLAYING MINI GOLF WITH TOBY. 481 00:25:24,100 --> 00:25:27,133 - COME ON, LET'S GET THIS STARTED. - YEAH. 482 00:25:27,167 --> 00:25:29,333 YOU SAID SHE'D BE HERE. 483 00:25:29,367 --> 00:25:31,400 SHE SAID SHE WOULD BE HERE. 484 00:25:31,433 --> 00:25:34,100 RELAX, ADRIANA AND REGINA ARE HERE. 485 00:25:34,133 --> 00:25:36,067 WE STILL HAVE THEM OUTNUMBERED, 486 00:25:37,367 --> 00:25:39,167 I MIGHT DRIVE A HUMMER, 487 00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:41,733 BUT I'M WAY TOO BLACK FOR ULTIMATE FRISBEE. 488 00:25:41,767 --> 00:25:44,067 THAT'S JUST HOW IT IS. OKAY, I'M SORRY. 489 00:25:46,033 --> 00:25:48,467 - GUYS, ARE WE ROCKING OR WHAT? - I GUESS. 490 00:25:48,500 --> 00:25:50,567 NOW DON'T CHANGE A THING. 491 00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:53,300 THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE BEEN UP IN WEEKS. 492 00:25:53,333 --> 00:25:56,533 WE NEED TO GET GOING. WE HAVE THAT DINNER WITH TY. 493 00:25:56,567 --> 00:25:58,133 NO NO, A FEW MORE HANDS. 494 00:25:59,667 --> 00:26:01,267 IT'S ALREADY LATE. WE NEED TO GO. 495 00:26:02,667 --> 00:26:05,967 OKAY, LOOK, I DIDN'T WANT TO SAY ANYTHING, 496 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:10,067 BUT I OWE WILKIE A LITTLE MONEY. 497 00:26:10,100 --> 00:26:12,167 NOT A LOT, 498 00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:14,633 BUT SOME. 499 00:26:14,667 --> 00:26:16,967 ALL I NEED IS A FEW MORE HANDS LIKE WE'VE BEEN PLAYING 500 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:19,133 AND I'M IN THE CLEAR. 501 00:26:19,167 --> 00:26:21,633 - PLAY WITHOUT US. - NO NO NO. 502 00:26:21,667 --> 00:26:25,067 I NEED YOU GUYS. COME ON, YOU'RE SAVING MY LIFE HERE. 503 00:26:25,100 --> 00:26:27,500 PLEASE, FOR YOUR BRO? 504 00:26:28,767 --> 00:26:31,467 OH, AND MAYBE YOU COULD CHECK OUT CHEVES. 505 00:26:31,500 --> 00:26:33,433 SEE IF YOU COULD FIGURE HIM OUT TOO. 506 00:26:56,367 --> 00:26:58,033 WE'RE STILL COOL, RIGHT? 507 00:26:58,067 --> 00:27:00,500 ( doorbell rings ) 508 00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:05,600 - HI. - HELLO. 509 00:27:05,633 --> 00:27:09,700 YOU LOOK AMAZING. 510 00:27:09,733 --> 00:27:12,467 - SO DO YOU. - THANK YOU. 511 00:27:12,500 --> 00:27:14,067 HI. 512 00:27:14,100 --> 00:27:17,067 OH, THIS IS MY MOM ADRIANA. 513 00:27:17,100 --> 00:27:18,500 ( speaking Spanish ) 514 00:27:26,533 --> 00:27:29,133 - YOU SPEAK SPANISH? - A LITTLE BIT. 515 00:27:29,167 --> 00:27:31,467 BRUCE, HI. 516 00:27:31,500 --> 00:27:34,200 - HELLO. - GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 517 00:27:34,233 --> 00:27:38,200 I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE. I WANTED TO SEND A BUCKNER BULLETIN TO ISABELLE. 518 00:27:38,233 --> 00:27:40,100 IS SHE STILL AT THE DIXON DRIVE HOUSE? 519 00:27:40,133 --> 00:27:42,500 I BELIEVE SO. 520 00:27:42,533 --> 00:27:45,733 - WHO'S ISABELLE? - MY EX-WIFE. 521 00:27:45,767 --> 00:27:49,467 AND YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO HAVE SABRINA'S NEW ADDRESS WOULD YOU? 522 00:27:49,500 --> 00:27:51,433 I'LL GET IT TO YOU LATER ON, CERTAINLY. 523 00:27:51,467 --> 00:27:52,633 THANK YOU. 524 00:27:54,433 --> 00:27:57,133 - SHE'S MY OTHER EX-WIFE. - RIGHT. 525 00:27:57,167 --> 00:28:00,267 AND I KNOW ABOUT DENISE SO I THINK WE'RE COVERED. 526 00:28:00,300 --> 00:28:03,167 - HEY, BRUCE, WHAT'S GOING ON? - HEY, HOW ARE YOU DOING, JOHN? 527 00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:04,667 - GOOD. - NICE ARTICLE IN "THE HERALD." 528 00:28:04,700 --> 00:28:06,300 - OH YEAH. - YES, IT WAS, 529 00:28:06,333 --> 00:28:09,367 EXCEPT FOR THE PART ABOUT THE HANDICAP. NOT OUR WORDS. 530 00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:12,067 YEAH WELL, I THINK THAT "THE HERALD" SHOULD CONSULT A DICTIONARY. 531 00:28:12,100 --> 00:28:15,033 LAST TIME I CHECKED, STRAIGHT As AND A WICKED JUMP SHOT 532 00:28:15,067 --> 00:28:17,333 DIDN'T QUALIFY AS A HANDICAP. 533 00:28:17,367 --> 00:28:19,200 - WELL SAID. - THAT'S JUST WHAT I'VE HEARD. 534 00:28:19,233 --> 00:28:21,533 I HAVEN'T HAD THE PLEASURE OF MEETING DAPHNE YET. 535 00:28:21,567 --> 00:28:23,100 PLENTY OF TIME FOR THAT. NO RUSH. 536 00:28:23,133 --> 00:28:26,400 AND I'M SURE I CAN MAKE THAT DECISION. 537 00:28:26,433 --> 00:28:28,300 OKAY. 538 00:28:28,333 --> 00:28:29,600 - WE SHOULD GO. WE DON'T WANT TO BE LATE. - YEAH. 539 00:28:29,633 --> 00:28:31,700 OH WAIT. YOU'RE LEAVING? 540 00:28:31,733 --> 00:28:33,333 HI. YOU'RE LEAVING? YOU CAN'T. 541 00:28:33,367 --> 00:28:36,967 WE HAVE A RESERVATION. I'M GONNA GO GRAB MY WRAP. 542 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,500 I'LL BRING THE CAR AROUND. IT WAS NICE SEEING ALL OF YOU AGAIN. 543 00:28:39,533 --> 00:28:42,000 - MUCHO GUSTO. - BYE, BRUCE. 544 00:28:42,033 --> 00:28:43,433 ACTUALLY, WILL YOU EXCUSE ME? 545 00:28:43,467 --> 00:28:46,233 I THINK I SHOULD GO AND HELP REGINA FIND THAT WRAP. 546 00:28:48,100 --> 00:28:50,633 AND THEN THERE WERE FOUR. 547 00:28:56,700 --> 00:28:59,200 HOW'S THE CHILI, TY? NOT TOO SPICY FOR YOU? 548 00:28:59,233 --> 00:29:01,167 NO SIR. 549 00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:04,233 - BRING IT ON. - DON'T INVITE IT. 550 00:29:04,267 --> 00:29:06,333 SO BAY DIDN'T TELL ME WHAT SCHOOL YOU GO TO. 551 00:29:06,367 --> 00:29:08,433 ACTUALLY I GOT MY G.E.D. 552 00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:12,000 I WAS TALKING ABOUT COLLEGE, 553 00:29:12,033 --> 00:29:14,667 - BUT IT'S GOOD TO KNOW. - JOHN NEVER WENT TO COLLEGE. 554 00:29:14,700 --> 00:29:17,133 NO, I PLAYED MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL. 555 00:29:17,167 --> 00:29:18,733 IT'S CALLED A CAREER. 556 00:29:18,767 --> 00:29:22,667 TY HAS A CAREER TOO, IN CONSTRUCTION. 557 00:29:22,700 --> 00:29:24,467 OH. 558 00:29:24,500 --> 00:29:28,333 WELL, UM, ACTUALLY I GOT-- I GOT LAID OFF. 559 00:29:30,667 --> 00:29:32,367 OH, I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT. 560 00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:37,067 SO NO COLLEGE, NO JOB-- 561 00:29:37,100 --> 00:29:38,500 ANY PLANS AT ALL? 562 00:29:38,533 --> 00:29:40,333 DAD, PUT AWAY THE WATERBOARD, OKAY? 563 00:29:40,367 --> 00:29:42,633 TY HAS A PLAN. 564 00:29:42,667 --> 00:29:46,167 IT'S OKAY. I DO. I DO HAVE A PLAN. 565 00:29:47,367 --> 00:29:49,233 GREAT. I'M INTERESTED. 566 00:29:49,267 --> 00:29:51,767 TELL ME. 567 00:29:54,367 --> 00:29:56,400 WELL, I'VE ENLISTED IN THE ARMY. 568 00:30:00,367 --> 00:30:03,433 - WELL, THAT'S, UH-- - REALLY. 569 00:30:03,467 --> 00:30:04,667 THAT'S GREAT. 570 00:30:06,767 --> 00:30:08,567 CONGRATULATIONS. 571 00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:11,467 YOU HONOR YOUR COUNTRY BY SERVING. 572 00:30:11,500 --> 00:30:13,567 THANK YOU. 573 00:30:15,100 --> 00:30:19,067 BAY, YOU NEVER TOLD US THAT TY ENLISTED. 574 00:30:20,467 --> 00:30:23,100 I GUESS I FORGOT TO MENTION IT. 575 00:30:23,133 --> 00:30:26,967 SO THAT'S A PRETTY SERIOUS TIME COMMITMENT, RIGHT? 576 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,600 IT'S NINE WEEKS BASIC TRAINING 577 00:30:29,633 --> 00:30:32,567 AND THEN THREE YEARS ACTIVE DUTY. 578 00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:35,233 John: THAT'S A LONG STRETCH. 579 00:30:35,267 --> 00:30:37,367 WHEN DO YOU HEAD OUT? 580 00:30:40,367 --> 00:30:43,367 I LEAVE FOR FORT BENNING ON THURSDAY. 581 00:31:02,333 --> 00:31:04,200 I DIDN'T MEAN FOR IT TO COME OUT THAT WAY. 582 00:31:04,233 --> 00:31:06,067 CLEARY YOU DIDN'T MEAN FOR IT TO COME OUT AT ALL. 583 00:31:06,100 --> 00:31:09,100 - I WAS GOING TO TELL YOU. - ON A POSTCARD FROM AFGHANISTAN? 584 00:31:09,133 --> 00:31:12,300 LOOK, BAY, I KNOW YOU DON'T GET THIS, 585 00:31:12,333 --> 00:31:14,000 BUT IT IS THE RIGHT THING FOR ME. 586 00:31:14,033 --> 00:31:17,733 YOUR OPTIONS ARE LIKE HARVARD OR PRINCETON, 587 00:31:17,767 --> 00:31:20,000 GOING TO EUROPE OR VOLUNTEERING IN AFRICA FOR A YEAR. 588 00:31:20,033 --> 00:31:22,033 THAT IS SO UNFAIR. 589 00:31:22,067 --> 00:31:24,967 NO OFFENSE, BUT THIS IS WHY I WANTED DAPHNE OR REGINA HERE. 590 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:27,233 BECAUSE I COULDN'T POSSIBLY UNDERSTAND? 591 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:32,167 LOOK, ALL THE GUYS THAT I GREW UP WITH, 592 00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:35,233 HALF THE GUYS ON MY CREW, THEY'LL TAKE ANY EXCUSE 593 00:31:35,267 --> 00:31:37,733 TO GO AND GET DRUNK ON SOME TUESDAY. 594 00:31:37,767 --> 00:31:41,333 IT'S LIKE THEIR LIVES ARE ALREADY OVER AND THEY'RE JUST MARKING TIME. 595 00:31:41,367 --> 00:31:43,167 I DON'T WANT IT TO BE LIKE THAT FOR ME. 596 00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:46,567 - THAT'S NOT YOU. - WE'RE NOT THE SAME, BAY. 597 00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:48,633 LOOK WHERE YOU LIVE, ALL RIGHT? 598 00:31:48,667 --> 00:31:50,467 THINGS MIGHT HAVE BEEN DIFFERENT IF-- 599 00:31:50,500 --> 00:31:53,667 IF THE UNIVERSE HADN'T TOSSED ME INTO A TOTALLY DIFFERENT CONTINUUM? 600 00:31:56,033 --> 00:31:57,667 YOU'RE ACTUALLY DOING THIS? YOU'RE GONNA GO? 601 00:32:00,767 --> 00:32:02,267 YEAH. 602 00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:06,067 FINE THEN. GO. 603 00:32:08,767 --> 00:32:12,400 OKAY. SEE YOU LATER. 604 00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:23,033 PLAYED OUT LIKE KANYE. 605 00:32:33,500 --> 00:32:34,733 UH... 606 00:32:36,433 --> 00:32:38,100 COME ON, MAN. WE DON'T HAVE ALL NIGHT. WHAT'S YOUR BET? 607 00:32:38,133 --> 00:32:41,100 ALL RIGHT, CHILL, DUDE. 608 00:32:41,133 --> 00:32:43,467 I'LL GO FOR THE FULL G. 609 00:32:43,500 --> 00:32:46,700 I'M NOT GETTING INTO THIS. 610 00:32:46,733 --> 00:32:49,500 YOU'RE BETTING $1000? 611 00:32:49,533 --> 00:32:52,567 JUST COMPENSATING FOR AN AIMLESS LIFE OF PRIVILEGE. 612 00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:04,467 I'LL RAISE YOU AGAIN. 613 00:33:06,467 --> 00:33:08,500 WHAT DO YOU GOT THERE, BRO? 614 00:33:08,533 --> 00:33:11,733 - IT'LL COST YOU TO FIND OUT. - ALL RIGHT. 615 00:33:13,467 --> 00:33:15,567 TWO GRAND. 616 00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:18,333 LAST CARD. 617 00:33:22,467 --> 00:33:25,333 MMM, ALL RIGHT. 618 00:33:25,367 --> 00:33:28,233 I'M IN FOR A THREE WITH THREE MORE ZEROS. 619 00:33:36,367 --> 00:33:38,700 * HEY YOU, IT'S WAR... 620 00:33:38,733 --> 00:33:40,067 ( sighs ) 621 00:33:42,667 --> 00:33:44,700 - I'M GOING ALL IN. - YOU ARE A WILD MAN. 622 00:33:44,733 --> 00:33:46,633 ALWAYS LOVED THAT ABOUT YOU. 623 00:33:46,667 --> 00:33:50,067 * HEY, YOU, IT'S WAR * 624 00:33:52,667 --> 00:33:55,033 * RIGHT NOW, ONE TWO THREE... * 625 00:33:55,067 --> 00:33:57,067 BEAT THIS FLUSH. 626 00:33:58,733 --> 00:34:02,200 SORRY, BRO, FULL HOUSE-- QUEENS OVER EIGHTS. 627 00:34:07,100 --> 00:34:10,133 HEY, I'LL ADD IT TO YOUR TAB, ALL RIGHT? 628 00:34:16,233 --> 00:34:18,167 YOU CAN COME BACK ANYTIME. 629 00:34:22,700 --> 00:34:25,200 NOBODY EVEN TOUCHED THE BROWNIES. 630 00:34:25,233 --> 00:34:27,967 - WANT ONE? - NO. NO. 631 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,300 ( sighs ) 632 00:34:30,333 --> 00:34:32,967 I THOUGHT YOU'D BE SECRETLY HAPPY. 633 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,600 WHAT, THAT THAT KID IS GOING OFF TO WAR? 634 00:34:35,633 --> 00:34:37,700 NO, NOT THAT HE'S GOING OFF TO WAR, 635 00:34:37,733 --> 00:34:40,200 JUST HE WON'T BE AROUND. 636 00:34:40,233 --> 00:34:42,067 IF IT'S NOT TY, 637 00:34:42,100 --> 00:34:44,067 IT'S GONNA BE SOME OTHER BOY COMING AROUND THE CORNER. 638 00:34:44,100 --> 00:34:47,033 YEAH, GENIE'S OUT OF THE BOTTLE. 639 00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:51,200 SEEMS LIKE I WAS PUSHING HER IN THAT SWING A WEEK AGO. 640 00:34:56,033 --> 00:34:59,467 DID YOU SEE HER FACE AT DINNER? 641 00:35:02,567 --> 00:35:05,567 I USED TO STRAP HER INTO THAT SWING TO MAKE SURE SHE DIDN'T FALL OUT. 642 00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:08,133 ( chuckles ) 643 00:35:08,167 --> 00:35:10,733 MADE HER WEAR A HELMET AND ELBOW PADS. 644 00:35:14,167 --> 00:35:16,600 HOW DO I KEEP HER FROM GETTING HER HEART BROKEN? 645 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:33,700 AND THAT PANCETTA, IT FLAVORED THE WHOLE SAUCE. 646 00:35:33,733 --> 00:35:36,500 I WANTED TO TAKE A BATH IN IT. 647 00:35:36,533 --> 00:35:39,033 IT'S A SHAME YOU DIDN'T ENJOY YOUR MEAL. 648 00:35:39,067 --> 00:35:41,267 ( laughs ) YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 649 00:35:41,300 --> 00:35:43,633 MY DAUGHTER DOES ALL THE COOKING 650 00:35:43,667 --> 00:35:45,500 - AND SHE'S A VEGETARIAN. - AH. 651 00:35:45,533 --> 00:35:49,567 DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PORTOBELLO MUSHROOMS BURGERS I HAVE SUFFERED THROUGH? 652 00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:52,600 WELL, I'D OFFER YOU A NIGHTCAP 653 00:35:52,633 --> 00:35:55,200 BUT PERHAPS YOU'D PREFER SKEWERS INSTEAD. 654 00:35:55,233 --> 00:35:58,333 I'LL BET YOU HAVE A SPARE FREEZER FULL OF STEAKS, DON'T YOU? 655 00:35:59,533 --> 00:36:00,767 ( laughs ) 656 00:36:03,233 --> 00:36:05,167 I ALSO HAVE MY SONS TONIGHT. 657 00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:07,333 THEY'RE WATCHING "LORD OF THE RINGS" WITH THEIR FRIENDS 658 00:36:07,367 --> 00:36:10,433 AND I DOUBT THEY'RE EVEN OUT OF HELM'S DEEP YET. 659 00:36:10,467 --> 00:36:13,633 OH, WELL, MY PLACE IS OUT, THAT'S FOR SURE. 660 00:36:15,067 --> 00:36:17,200 KIND OF MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE A TEENAGER, DOESN'T IT? 661 00:36:17,233 --> 00:36:19,200 ( laughs ) 662 00:36:22,033 --> 00:36:24,667 YOU WANT TO GO PARK SOMEWHERE? 663 00:36:24,700 --> 00:36:26,300 MISS VASQUEZ. 664 00:36:26,333 --> 00:36:28,300 DON'T WORRY ABOUT MY REPUTATION, HONEY. 665 00:36:28,333 --> 00:36:30,533 THAT WAS GONE A LONG TIME AGO. 666 00:36:37,100 --> 00:36:40,067 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO KEPT TELLING ME TO BET. 667 00:36:40,100 --> 00:36:43,000 THIS IS MY FAULT? YOU'RE ACTING LIKE I DID IT ON PURPOSE. 668 00:36:43,033 --> 00:36:46,100 YOU TOOK A DRINK. I DISTINCTLY SAW YOU TAKE A DRINK. 669 00:36:46,133 --> 00:36:47,567 THAT'S BECAUSE I THOUGHT HE WAS BLUFFING. 670 00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:49,433 HE WAS ALWAYS SHAKING HIS LEG WHEN HE DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING. 671 00:36:49,467 --> 00:36:52,000 - MAYBE HE NEEDED TO TAKE A LEAK. - A WHAT? 672 00:36:52,033 --> 00:36:53,567 A LEAK. A LEAK. 673 00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:56,033 YOU KNOW WHAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND? 674 00:36:56,067 --> 00:36:59,067 YOU WERE RIGHT ALL THOSE OTHER TIMES. 675 00:36:59,100 --> 00:37:02,667 AND THEN WHEN I REALLY NEEDED YOUR HELP YOU BLEW IT. 676 00:37:02,700 --> 00:37:05,033 IT'S NOT AN ACTUAL SUPERPOWER. 677 00:37:05,067 --> 00:37:06,400 I'M DEAF, NOT SUPERHUMAN. 678 00:37:08,100 --> 00:37:10,967 DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW MUCH I LOST TONIGHT? 679 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:14,033 I DON'T KNOW. 3,000? 4,000? 680 00:37:14,067 --> 00:37:16,433 NEVER MIND. 681 00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:35,433 ( phone beeps ) 682 00:37:51,433 --> 00:37:54,467 OH, HEY. ISN'T IT A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT? 683 00:37:54,500 --> 00:37:57,000 OH, HOW'D THE REST OF DINNER GO? 684 00:37:57,033 --> 00:37:58,967 GREAT. 685 00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:02,400 UNTIL TY HAPPENED TO MENTION HE'S LEAVING FOR THE ARMY IN THREE DAYS. 686 00:38:02,433 --> 00:38:04,533 ( sighs ) 687 00:38:04,567 --> 00:38:06,433 I'M SORRY. 688 00:38:06,467 --> 00:38:09,400 YOU'RE NOT EVEN SURPRISED. 689 00:38:09,433 --> 00:38:13,333 WELL, IT'S WHAT A LOT OF GUYS FROM HIS NEIGHBORHOOD DO. 690 00:38:13,367 --> 00:38:15,467 IT'S A DIFFERENT WORLD THAN THIS ONE. 691 00:38:15,500 --> 00:38:17,700 SO I KEEP HEARING. 692 00:38:17,733 --> 00:38:20,567 YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT? 693 00:38:22,633 --> 00:38:24,700 UM, I'M ACTUALLY JUST GONNA HEAD OUT. 694 00:38:24,733 --> 00:38:27,067 YOU KNOW WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN IF YOU GO THERE, RIGHT? 695 00:38:29,133 --> 00:38:31,533 AM I EXUDING SOME KIND OF MUSK? 696 00:38:31,567 --> 00:38:34,333 BECAUSE YOU ARE THIRD IN LINE WITH THE SEX TALK. 697 00:38:34,367 --> 00:38:38,967 WELL, THEN I'M GUESSING YOU'VE HEARD ABOUT BEING SAFE. 698 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:41,667 YES AND HOW THE PERSON NEEDS TO LOVE AND RESPECT ME 699 00:38:41,700 --> 00:38:43,167 AND HOW I'M WAY TOO YOUNG TO-- 700 00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:46,200 OKAY, I'M NOT GONNA TELL YOU THAT YOU SHOULDN'T GO. 701 00:38:46,233 --> 00:38:48,300 WELL, THERE'S A TWIST. 702 00:38:48,333 --> 00:38:50,533 YOU'RE NEVER GONNA BELIEVE ANYTHING I SAY ANYWAY. 703 00:38:50,567 --> 00:38:54,033 THAT MUCH I REMEMBER. 704 00:38:54,067 --> 00:38:57,333 BUT I ALSO REMEMBER 705 00:38:57,367 --> 00:38:59,233 THINKING THAT THERE WOULD BE 706 00:38:59,267 --> 00:39:02,200 THIS MAGIC MOMENT AT THE END 707 00:39:02,233 --> 00:39:03,967 THAT WOULD CHANGE EVERYTHING. 708 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,467 ONLY IT NEVER DID. 709 00:39:07,733 --> 00:39:10,967 NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS TONIGHT, 710 00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:12,333 HE'S STILL GOING. 711 00:39:14,433 --> 00:39:16,433 IT WON'T MAKE HIM STAY. 712 00:39:28,633 --> 00:39:31,300 I WANTED YOU TO HAVE THIS. 713 00:39:31,333 --> 00:39:34,400 YOU CAN HANG IT UP IN IRAQ OR AFGHANISTAN 714 00:39:34,433 --> 00:39:37,367 OR WHATEVER-ISTAN YOU END UP. 715 00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:40,400 IT'S ABOUT TIME TO TAKE AX GIRL GLOBAL. 716 00:39:40,433 --> 00:39:43,667 THIS-- THIS IS REALLY AWESOME. 717 00:39:43,700 --> 00:39:45,167 THANK YOU. 718 00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:48,667 LISTEN, YOU KNOW THAT I WAS-- 719 00:39:48,700 --> 00:39:50,300 TY, DON'T. 720 00:39:50,333 --> 00:39:53,533 WHATEVER BIG ROMANTIC GOODBYE YOU'VE PREPARED-- 721 00:39:53,567 --> 00:39:56,400 YOU DID PREPARE ONE, RIGHT? 722 00:39:56,433 --> 00:39:58,533 YES. 723 00:39:58,567 --> 00:40:00,567 GOOD. 724 00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:02,500 BUT I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT. 725 00:40:02,533 --> 00:40:05,533 WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY, JUST SAY IT WHEN YOU GET BACK. 726 00:40:05,567 --> 00:40:08,333 - BAY, I DON'T KNOW-- - I MEAN IT. 727 00:40:08,367 --> 00:40:11,567 DON'T. 728 00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:16,067 BECAUSE IF YOU LAY OUT THE BIG L RIGHT NOW... 729 00:40:18,033 --> 00:40:22,000 I'M GONNA BE SO MAD AT YOU FOR DOING THIS TO ME. 730 00:40:22,033 --> 00:40:26,033 AND IF YOU DON'T, I'M GONNA BE MAD AT YOU FOR NOT SAYING IT. 731 00:40:26,067 --> 00:40:28,467 SO... 732 00:40:30,367 --> 00:40:31,967 ALL RIGHT. 733 00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,567 THEN I'M JUST NOT GONNA SAY ANYTHING. 734 00:40:37,300 --> 00:40:39,667 * WORDS WERE NEVER MEANT 735 00:40:39,700 --> 00:40:43,567 * TO BE THIS HALF-SPOKEN 736 00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:46,600 * FALLING IN 737 00:40:46,633 --> 00:40:51,033 * THE SPACE BETWEEN 738 00:40:51,067 --> 00:40:54,167 * THE UNIVERSE... 739 00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:58,667 IF YOU WANT TO, 740 00:40:58,700 --> 00:41:01,233 - I HAVE SOMETHING. - NOW YOU HAVE A CONDOM? 741 00:41:01,267 --> 00:41:03,567 I HAD ONE THE OTHER NIGHT TOO. 742 00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:07,367 I DIDN'T WANT TO WITHOUT YOU KNOWING THAT I WAS LEAVING. 743 00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:09,367 I DIDN'T WANT TO HURT YOU. 744 00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:12,100 WELL, THAT WORKED OUT WELL. 745 00:41:12,133 --> 00:41:14,700 * I'VE BEEN CHASING MY STEPS * 746 00:41:14,733 --> 00:41:16,633 * AND FINGERPRINT CLUES 747 00:41:16,667 --> 00:41:19,433 * AND CLIPS OF THE NEWS... 748 00:41:19,467 --> 00:41:21,300 I CAN'T. 749 00:41:23,267 --> 00:41:25,300 I JUST CAME TO SAY GOODBYE. 750 00:41:27,133 --> 00:41:29,433 * WE WERE NEVER MEANT 751 00:41:29,467 --> 00:41:34,200 * TO BE THIS DAMN BROKEN 752 00:41:34,233 --> 00:41:36,567 * WORDS WERE NEVER MEANT 753 00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:38,400 * TO BE THIS HALF-SPOKEN... 754 00:41:38,433 --> 00:41:41,133 OH, HONEY. 755 00:41:41,167 --> 00:41:43,300 YOU DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS LEAVING, DID YOU? 756 00:41:44,567 --> 00:41:46,333 NO. 757 00:41:46,367 --> 00:41:49,600 OH, SWEETHEART. 758 00:41:51,233 --> 00:41:54,033 I'M GONNA MISS HIM SO MUCH. 759 00:41:54,067 --> 00:41:57,333 OH, HONEY. I KNOW. 760 00:41:57,367 --> 00:41:58,733 ( sniffles ) 761 00:41:58,767 --> 00:42:01,133 WE DIDN'T SLEEP TOGETHER. 762 00:42:01,167 --> 00:42:03,400 NO? 763 00:42:03,433 --> 00:42:05,733 NOT BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO. 764 00:42:05,767 --> 00:42:09,000 IT JUST DIDN'T SEEM LIKE THE RIGHT THING TO DO. 765 00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:13,333 * WINDING CIRCLES 766 00:42:13,367 --> 00:42:17,567 * TAKE ME BACK TO A PLACE... * 767 00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:20,467 YOU TAKE CARE. 768 00:42:26,500 --> 00:42:28,367 I WILL MISS YOU. 769 00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:30,667 STAY SAFE. 770 00:42:46,267 --> 00:42:48,067 ( knocking ) 771 00:42:49,300 --> 00:42:50,600 HEY. 772 00:42:50,633 --> 00:42:52,967 SORRY ABOUT MISSING DINNER LAST NIGHT. 773 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:55,433 APPARENTLY THE WHOLE "I'M SORRY" THING IS GOING AROUND. 774 00:42:59,300 --> 00:43:02,667 YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT TOBY-- POKER. 775 00:43:02,700 --> 00:43:04,600 OH NO, WHAT HAPPENED? 776 00:43:04,633 --> 00:43:08,500 I WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP, BUT I THINK I MADE THINGS A LOT WORSE. 777 00:43:08,533 --> 00:43:10,367 DAPHNE, HE DID THAT ALL ON HIS OWN. 778 00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:13,367 ( car engine starts ) 779 00:43:16,667 --> 00:43:19,700 HEY, NEED HELP? 780 00:43:19,733 --> 00:43:22,567 YOU GOING TO A GIG OR SOMETHING? 781 00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:25,300 NO, PAWNSHOP. GOT ANY MORE QUESTIONS? 782 00:43:28,433 --> 00:43:31,167 - HOW MUCH DID HE LOSE? - HE WOULDN'T SAY. 783 00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:33,533 THAT MEANS IT'S REALLY BAD. 784 00:43:42,733 --> 00:43:44,700 ( theme music playing ) 57376

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