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I...
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I don't think that was about me,
was it?
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I should, um... I'm going to go...
No, don't go.
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Er, let's talk about it, um...
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I'm sorry.
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I'm not.
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I don't regret it. I wanted it.
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I love you.
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But I think I've been chasing
something that isn't there.
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I don't regret...you.
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I don't regret any of it.
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Oh, my God, hilarious.
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SHE LAUGH-CRIES
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Are...are you all right?
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Ohh!
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Ugh!
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Agh!
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Of course I'm not
fucking all right!
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But you said you'd moved on.
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That we were all atoms and you
didn't want to stab me any more.
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Well, I just threw a carbonara
at you, so maybe not, Josh!
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The thing about travelling?
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I fucking hated it.
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It's like Butlins, but hot.
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And everyone there was, like,
ten years younger than me,
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and all they want to do was watch
Friends on their phones.
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It was supposed to solve everything,
you know?
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I don't even know what's wrong,
but that's what people do, they go
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and they eat and they pray and
they love and they come back better.
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But I just came back the same.
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But with Lars, and he was so nice,
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and now he's gone!
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You didn't just fuck up
our relationship,
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you fucked up the next one too.
OK, that wasn't my fault.
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Well, I wouldn't have met him
if it wasn't for you, would I?
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Look, I do realise I never said
sorry to you...properly.
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Oh, it's nothing to do with that.
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I mean, you cheated on me
and then you proposed to me.
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And I'd already shagged
someone else. And it was my boss!
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And then you cheated on me again
in front of me.
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And I tried to have sex
in a fucking sandpit... What?
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..and then we just
got off with each other.
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Why'd I do that?
Well, we were both pretty drunk.
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It's just muscle memory.
Well, yeah, it'd better be.
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Cos I'd rather chew glass
than get back with you.
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No offence.
Little bit offended.
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Nothing works!
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Nothing makes me feel better.
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I ju...
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Everyone has worked out
who they are except me.
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Oh...
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Hey.
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I feel like you're looking
for the answer in other people.
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But I think you might be
looking in the wrong place.
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Oh, my God.
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You're not Free Willy.
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I'm Free Willy.
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Why didn't you tell me that before?
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I am fucking exhausted suddenly.
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Can you clean this up?
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You were the one throwing eggs.
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DOOR CLOSES
Yeah, fine.
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Hey.
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That was really shit of me.
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With the New York thing.
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You've been great taking me in,
and I'm really...
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I've fucked it up.
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What have you fucked up?
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Everything.
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My marriage.
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My...
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Josh.
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Everything.
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This is nice. Don't ruin it.
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FOOTSTEPS
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I feel terrible.
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How are you so bushy-tailed?
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Maybe I'm just excited. I'm going
to do something with my life.
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Well, I'm going to sign on,
then do something with my life.
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Sounds great. Mm.
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Last night was good - I think.
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You were helpful.
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Had to have someone
to throw eggs at.
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Yeah, but the talking too.
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We were both a bit shit,
near the end of us.
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Especially me. Especially you.
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But it'd been over for a long time,
partly because...
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..we'd just become friends.
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Still friends?
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One thing at a time, mate.
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Today I'm feeling excited
about the future.
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That's great.
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You should sort yours out.
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PHONE BUZZES
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LINE DISCONNECTS
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HE KNOCKS
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Not a great time, love.
We're just about to go live.
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You're more than welcome to join.
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I was actually, er...
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I was hoping you could put me
in touch with Claire.
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You've got her number.
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Yeah, but after yesterday,
I think she might have blocked me.
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Well, probably shouldn't go
against her wishes, should I?
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I really like her. I knew it!
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Babe, we should probably
get started.
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Did she tell you we met her
through this, originally?
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She was a subscriber
to our personal site.
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I did not know that.
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She may or may not be watching.
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Right.
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The show starts at three, so you
have 60 seconds to put it right.
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Er...
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Um...
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Hi, I'm, um...
Camera's there, actually, love.
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Oh.
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Hi.
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Um, I guess you could call me
Monica and Eddie's warm-up guy.
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Um, I promise this won't take long.
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If you're there, you know that
I was an asshole yesterday.
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Running off on you like that.
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I've been getting a divorce
and it's been making me crazy,
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and what's craziest of all
is that it's been blocking me
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from being able to see
a really good thing.
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Aw. Ten seconds.
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I love the way you look
at the world.
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It gives me hope.
I-I-I just need one chance.
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One more chance to see if
you like me as much as I like you.
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And to make up for everything!
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OK. I'm done.
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Well, there are lots of messages,
but they're mostly
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requests of things they want you
to do to me and Eddie.
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Yep. Oh, here we are.
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Makingupforlosttime69.
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She says she'll meet you at 6.30
in that terrible bar.
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And Dirty Darby says he wants to see
your balls on Eddie's chin.
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But you're probably not interested
in that, are you?
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I don't think so.
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Oh.
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Hi.
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We have to stop meeting like this.
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Look, can I say something
before we get into anything else?
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That sounds ominous. It isn't.
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I wanted to say...
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..I love you.
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Oh.
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Wow.
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Never said that before.
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I know.
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But I clearly do.
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And, er, I think this all started
because you didn't know that.
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And I love you.
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I-I know. I know you do.
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But you starting with that makes me
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feel like you've got
something bad to tell me.
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I do.
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Can I go first, in that case?
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What the fuck, Josh? What now?
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Me and Esther were very drunk
and kissed last night.
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After you kicked us out.
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And it might have gone further
if Tiwa hadn't stopped it.
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Yeah, well, that's...
that's what I wanted to say.
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Me and Zack last night.
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Not sex, cos, you know, but, yeah.
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So, you're angry.
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Yes.
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But other things as well.
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Sad. Jealous.
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Hungry, but, y'know,
not just cos of this.
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Hungry isn't an emotion.
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I see what you're doing, you know.
You're pushing me away.
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Funny how you're suddenly able
to talk about feelings.
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Not when you're thinking of going
on dates with other people.
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Oh, yeah. My fault. Always my fault.
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That's not what I'm saying.
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My fault that you left Zack.
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My fault we had sex in Finland.
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My fault you spilled your coffee
at the airport.
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Excuse me? I spilled my coffee?
You spilled my coffee.
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Like, that was your fault.
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You put it on the floor. Maybe this
isn't helping. No, I don't know.
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If it's still bothering you,
why don't we have it out?
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Get it all out in the open.
OK, fine. Fine!
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You are so needy that going out
with you is like going out with
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a limpet who's catastrophically bad
at talking about his feelings.
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You don't trust me because
we started as an affair.
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I don't trust you because you went
on a date with someone else!
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You've been pushing me away so that
I break up with you, so that you
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don't have to do it. You've already
said that. Well, it's still true.
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NO, IT ISN'T!
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If I've been pushing you away,
it's because...
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..there is a part...
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..there is a part of me...
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..that feels like the people
that I sleep with
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should treat me like shit...
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..and the people that I love...
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..I shouldn't sleep with.
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Like, maybe that's why
it was easier with Zack,
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because we weren't having sex.
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But with you...
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..it's both.
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I love you...
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..and I...I love
having sex with you,
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and you're the whole package,
and it's fucking...it's fucking...
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it's fucking terrify...
It's terrifying.
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Because I have to show you who I am.
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SHE SOBS
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Oh, Fola. I...
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Yeah, yeah. "Oh."
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MUSIC: Fade Into You
by Mazzy Star
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Is that place new?
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Which one?
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With the neon.
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I think that's been there a while.
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Has it?
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I think the neon's new.
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I think that's why you think that.
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New York sounds amazing.
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You should totally do it.
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And you should check
and see how long Citymapper says
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it takes to get there.
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I don't think they do journeys
when you have to get a plane.
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Yeah, obviously I wasn't
being literal.
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And it depends on which airport.
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The point just whizzes over
your head, doesn't it? Huh.
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Strange you never knew
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Fade into you
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I think it's strange
you never knew.
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