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This programme contains
some strong language
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JOSH GROANS
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Fuck.
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Morning. What you doing up?
It's a Saturday.
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I've got work. Also I think the sofa
did something to my neck.
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Lars does a great massage.
I'm sure he'd be up for it.
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Ah, um... I think it's probably OK.
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Do you think...do you think
you'll carry on with the teaching?
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I've just got back, mate.
Give a girl a break.
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Right. Fair enough.
Now you're back, I'd, um...
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I'd love to have a conversation
at some point.
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Oh, no, we're fine on the sofa, tbh.
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We just didn't know you were
coming back last night.
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No, I mean more, really...
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..where we left things.
How we left things, really.
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Nothing to talk about.
It's all good.
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You're fine on the sofa,
right, babe?
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Oh, definitely!
Looks like a great one.
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Oh! OK, um...
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I can't quite think of
a delicate way to say this.
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Say what?
I'm saying it. Maybe you could...
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..wash the sheets? Why?
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Oh, I think he means because of
the sex juices, babe. Oh...
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It's OK. Also, do you have
any carpet shampoo?
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I should go. Oh, shame.
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Looks like just the two of us now.
Right. Yeah. Sweet.
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Maybe we should go out. Yeah.
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Have you ever been to
a recording studio?
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No, sorry. Got to go, bye!
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DOOR SLAMS
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Hmm...
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DOORBELL RINGS
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Tiwa! Can I stay here for a bit?
I've kinda been kicked out.
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I mean, what was I meant to do,
not get hammered on my birthday?
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Well... And it's not like I didn't
try and clean it up.
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Like, I cleaned it up, but
I sort of just rubbed it in more.
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That's probably...
Even if I did know
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it was some fucking family heirloom,
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it's not like I chose to puke on it.
Fair, yeah. So...
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She'll cool down in a couple
of days. A week at most.
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A week? Fucking posh people
own property.
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No offence. So, er, where's Josh?
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Your love is only dust
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Your love is only
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Your love is only dust.
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I think that might be the one,
Zephyr.
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Shall we do another 40 takes,
just to be sure?
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I'm not the one producing this,
you are.
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I'm just here to press record.
Someone's Mr Grumpy today.
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I'm not Mr Grumpy, I'm fine.
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You don't sound fine, Mr Grumpy.
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Did Fola dump you? No!
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But I did sort of accidentally ask
her to move in with me last night.
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After how long?
Well, nearly six months!
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Minus a few. Well, technically,
three months. Zero chill.
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We met her sister,
and she introduced me as her friend.
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She knows you were, like, going out,
right?
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This isn't something where
you've been watching her through
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the window and making dolls out of
her hair and stuff?
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He could be the type, actually. No,
I couldn't! Stop ganging up on me!
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She probably just wants to keep
things casual. Like, don't rush it.
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Casual? Like, seeing other people.
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Seeing other people? You know.
At the start of a relationship.
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Isn't the start of a relationship
when you stop seeing other people?
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No, that's when you're exclusive.
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Have you talked about
going exclusive? No...
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Shouldn't you have, like,
more life experience by now?
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I have experience from being
in one relationship for my entire
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adult life. I don't know how
to start new ones.
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He's a millennial, though, isn't he?
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It's a generation gap thing,
like TikTok or Harry Potter.
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I know what Harry Potter is.
I actually read them
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when they came out.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
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You probably do
those quizzes and stuff.
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"Oh, no, I'm a Hubblepuff!"
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THEY LAUGH
Hufflepuff.
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And actually, I'm a Gryffindor.
Are you, though?
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That's how you give her space, then.
Go on dates with other people.
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But I don't like other people.
I like Fola.
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It's not about liking other people.
It's about keeping it casual.
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Give me your phone.
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Zephyr, I...I'm flattered...
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Not me, doofus. I can't begin
to tell you how gay I am.
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Picture uploading and congrats!
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You now have a dating profile.
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Look, I'm sure this is...
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..very kind of you,
but I'm not going to do that.
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It might help you relax a bit.
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It might make stuff work better
with your main girl, you know?
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Just see how you feel
when the messages start pouring in,
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and I'm sure they will.
PHONE VIBRATES
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Oh! See?
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It's just a text from Domino's,
actually.
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It's one minute away.
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So, have you had time
to consider our offer?
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Yes, it's so exciting. Thank you.
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It's huge. Mm.
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New York, Nat Geo Traveller. Mm-hm.
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And, um, I'm hungry for it,
you know?
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I sensed that. It is a lot, though.
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New York's a long way from home.
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Er, yeah, no, it is...
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It is a big move,
even if it is short-term.
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But I promise I'll let you know
first thing Monday.
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Oh, first thing your time,
not, like, 4am.
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That's when I start my day.
Oh, well, great.
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Well, I'll speak to you then.
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Thank you. Speak to you then.
Thank you. All right.
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Bye-bye. Bye.
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Hi, there.
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Hi.
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You must be Zack the lodger.
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And you must be... Claire.
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Claire the neighbour?
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Whose neighbour? Monica and Eddie's.
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Oh, right.
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Er, no, I'm a friend.
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I left my headphones here
the other day,
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I was just coming to pick them up.
That's the worst.
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Yeah, those little white fuckers
basically jump out of my pocket.
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That's why I've got these big guys.
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It's like walking around with
a ball and chain.
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Yeah, I can see that.
They are massive.
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I feel like they'd squash my head.
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Can I try them on?
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Yeah, of course.
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Um...
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Mm. Sounds interesting.
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Oh, it is. It's about AI.
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Yeah, too much for me, I think.
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The headphones, not AI.
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Probably AI too, actually.
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Thanks, though.
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Here you are, love.
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Oh, I see you two have met.
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We have.
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You wouldn't think he would fit in
that little box room, would you?
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Oh, I don't know. You could be
a contortionist or something.
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I definitely am not.
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I should head.
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Um, thanks for these, Monica.
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And, um, nice to meet you,
Zack the lodger.
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Nice to meet you too, Claire the...
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Claire.
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DOOR CLOSES
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She's nice.
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Oh, she's very nice.
She's like you, you know.
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Like me? She... Oh, she lived here?
No, she likes to watch.
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We met her online too.
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Oh, wow.
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I've got an idea.
Maybe you should ask her out.
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I believe she's unattached.
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It's so hard to find people
who share your interests.
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I'm, er...
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That's very kind of you,
but this is a temporary situation.
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I'm going to get Fola back.
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Aren't you off home to divide up
your stuff? Yes.
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Yeah, I'm still working on a plan.
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Best be quick about it, then.
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An old flame used to show me
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Fire don't have to burn
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He said, "Baby, don't you worry"
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Don't you worry
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There's only more to learn
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Every laugh,
every touch, every kiss
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Can haunt me at times...
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LARS: It's amazing. The supermarkets
are so different here,
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but somehow still the same,
you know?
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Esther!
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Zack!
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Just getting some boxes.
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Cool! Oh, we just wanted
to get out the house.
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Be around other people, you know.
Connect.
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And also get crisps!
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Yeah. Um, Zack,
this is my boyfriend, Lars.
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Lars, this is Zack.
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LARS GREETS HIM
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Thank you... Er, I'm her neighbour.
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Was. Yeah, I'm sorry.
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I heard. Or I figured.
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Have you got
a place of your own now?
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Or, like, a hotel? Er, no...
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Oh, sorry, I don't mean like
a sad divorce hotel,
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I mean like a, like a cool hotel,
with a, with a bar or something...
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Oh, we're not divorced yet.
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Who knows how real this whole
Josh thing is, you know?
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Right, yeah.
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Did I mention that Lars
is my boyfriend?
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You did.
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Love of my life, really.
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Probably.
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Probs, yeah.
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Could be, yeah.
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Don't do that.
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Well, that's great.
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Um, well, we'll leave you
to your boxes.
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Sure thing. See ya.
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So it's him who liked to watch
his wife have sex with Josh?
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Sh! Use your inside voice.
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Don't look!
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I had no idea.
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I just thought you'd finally
found the stick up Zack's bum
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and got outta there.
He doesn't have a stick up his...
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I mean, I'm not judging, I'm not,
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but I always thought there was
something up with him.
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Well, famously, you tried to talk me
out of marrying him.
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Well, famously, he made you boring.
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He did not.
I'm not, I never have been boring.
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So, what, your problem with Josh
is that you don't want to go
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straight into another thing? I don't
want to discuss it with you.
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Yeah, you do. No, I really don't.
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OK, the thing is... There we go.
After everything,
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I guess I want to start with
a clean slate, you know?
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Take it slowly. But Josh, he was
with his previous partner
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since school, basically.
Oh, shit, one of those?
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So he's slipping straight
back into relationship mode
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and I can feel myself
going along with it sometimes.
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I was going to be throwing him
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a surprise birthday dinner
tomorrow, but like...
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..I'm trying to get him
to give me some space,
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but is that sending out
a mixed signal?
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Well, it doesn't have to be shit.
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I didn't say it was going
to be shit.
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Sure, but it doesn't have to be
a boring dinner party.
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Leave it with me. I'll make it fun.
You're not invited. Well, I am now.
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I knew I shouldn't have said
anything.
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What sort of things does he like?
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I mean...
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..music. Everyone likes music.
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He's a man in his 30s. I don't know.
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Formula 1, Christopher Nolan,
Scandi crime dramas.
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I'm sure you can figure it out. Hmm.
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PHONE VIBRATES
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See?
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Oh, yeah, that's a bit much, innit?
Mm! Can I read up?
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No, give it back.
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PHONE VIBRATES
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Huh.
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THEY LAUGH
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Ooh, watch out
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You might get what you're after
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Cool, babies
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Strange, but not a stranger
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I'm an ordinary guy
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Burning down the house
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Hold tight
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Wait till the party's over
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Hold tight
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We're in for nasty weather
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And there has got to be a way
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Burning down the house
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Well, here's your ticket,
pack your bags
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Time for jumpin' overboard
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Transportation is here
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Close enough, but not too far
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Maybe you know where you are
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Burning down the house.
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