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This programme contains
strong language and some scenes of a sexual nature
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I've never cheated before. If it
makes you feel better, I'm married.
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What? You had sex with
the woman across the road?
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I didn't know
she lived across the road.
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Have you guys just moved in?
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We did. I'm Zack,
this is my wife Fola.
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Esther. And this is my...
Josh. I'm Josh.
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Ooh, agh!
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Fola, I know.
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You and me didn't have sex
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for basically the entire year
that we've been married.
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I liked it, hearing you and him.
Don't stop!
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Josh? Are you cheating on me?
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Esther, babe... Don't "babe" me!
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Whoa!
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I'm in love with you, and I think
you might be in love with me too.
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What are you doing?
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What the fuck? We're over.
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And when I'm gone, you're
going to miss me so fucking much
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that you'll want to die.
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MOANING AND THUDDING WITHIN CUBICLE
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MORE FRANTIC MOANING
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MAN AND WOMAN CRY OUT
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COUPLE INSIDE CUBICLE LAUGH
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There's a lady out there. A lady?
What, like a duchess? A woman.
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Just go! Act natural.
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Ah.
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What?
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MUSIC: Strut
by Liz Lawrence
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Gotta go out to a bar
just to find it
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Somewhere between the back room
and the pool table...
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Excuse me? Can I just get...
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Excuse me? H...hello?
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How have you not been served yet?
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It is a lifelong curse.
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Oi!
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Er, can we have...
What are we having?
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Um, well, I did... I had one idea.
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Because I worked out
it's six months since we met.
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In case you'd forgotten. Is it?
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Yeah. Well, give or take.
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So I thought maybe...shots?
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Do you remember Aquavit?
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Oh, shit. Yes, yes.
Can we have two shots of Aquavit?
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What? Aquavit.
It's a Swedish spirit.
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It tastes a bit like...
Absolute shit.
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Can we have two of those, please?
I don't think we have that.
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Do you want to take a look?
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Yeah.
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Ooh! I know, it was a bit spicy,
wasn't it?
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Spicy.
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Uggh!
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BOTH COUGH
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Fucking Aquavit.
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Cor, it goes straight to the head,
doesn't it?
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Yeah, kicks you in the arse.
Oh, God, it's sort of Christmassy.
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Oh, yeah, like a EastEnders
Christmas special.
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Just tragedy and sadness.
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Yeah, that is exactly right.
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Are you gargling wine?
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I'm just washing it around my mouth.
That is weird.
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You're weird.
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I like it.
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Oh, this is beautiful, isn't it?
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Like you. Shut. Up.
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Makes a change from the usual view,
doesn't it?
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Maybe you'll get used to it.
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When I said I'm moving
north of the river,
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I didn't mean immediately north of
the river. Oh.
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I thought that's where you were
going to live.
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HE LAUGHS
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To your big move.
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Yeah, the start of a new chapter.
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It's going to be a good one!
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Also, you know,
just a bus and a tube away.
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Citymapper says it only takes
45 minutes. Yeah. Exactly.
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Erm, would you excuse me
for a second?
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I've had a bunch of missed calls
from Nina,
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so I should probably just check
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she hasn't flooded the flat
or something. Yeah, course.
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CALL RINGS OUT
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Hi. So I am freaking out.
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What is it now? We keep talking
about how she's moving away,
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and every time it comes up,
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I feel like I'm never going to see
her again.
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She wants to move
to north London, Josh.
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It's not fucking Narnia.
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Yes, but what if we only started
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because we live across the street
from one another? Here we go.
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Yeah, and what if she ends up living
opposite someone else?
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Like a male model or a fireman or
something? Sounds hot, actually.
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You're fully catastrophising now,
Josh.
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You haven't been dating that long.
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You just don't like change.
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Oh, I'm fine with change.
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I love... I love change!
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Her and Zack aren't even
divorced yet, right? No, but I...
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Right, so she probably just wants to
take things at her own pace.
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Although you're one to talk.
What does that mean?
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You moved all your stuff in
on date three.
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What? Just a toothbrush!
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And your bloody lizard.
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I was at yours all the time,
Billie Jean was missing me.
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None of this is worth
a panicky phone call, is my point.
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Just play it cool
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and don't do anything stupid.
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I won't!
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I'll try not to. Um...
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So? How's everything there?
Have um, Lesbian Book Club arrived?
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Don't call it that.
You called it that!
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Yeah, well, we're allowed to.
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It's about creating a safe space
for queer women who love literature.
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Yeah, Georgia says "We're allowed to
because it's about..."
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Yeah, I know, I heard.
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And now I can't make fun of you
any more,
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so I'm going to go back to my date.
OK, goodbye.
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Oh! Oh, God, yeah, God, yeah.
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Oh, God, yeah. Oh, God, oh, fuck,
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yeah, fuck, yeah, fuck, yeah!
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Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Wait! Are you OK?
Yeah, very fucking OK, thank you.
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My arse was just about to
fall down the sink. Oh. Sorry.
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Shit. Fuck. Um... Pretend to
be sick. Pretend to be sick.
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Bleuurggh!
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Yeah, sorry, we're almost done.
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Bleurrrgh!
We've arrived at the station.
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You have to get out.
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Yeah, no, it's just,
my boyfriend's being sick. Hi!
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Out, please.
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I think we got away with it. Yeah.
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Thank you.
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MUSIC: Charge It
by ENNY
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CALL RINGS OUT
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Hey. How's the flash new penthouse?
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Well, I don't know
if it's flash exactly.
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But, er, it's all good. Great.
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Well, I'm just calling
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to check that it's still OK for me
to come round tomorrow?
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Ah, well, I guess
we have to do it at some point.
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I guess we do.
I'll, erm, bring pastries.
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Um...bring boxes, we need boxes.
I'll see you tomorrow. Bye.
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That sounds like our
favourite lodger! Hey, guys!
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Good day, Zachary? TFI Friday,
am I right? I...think so, yeah.
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Any evening plans? I've made too
much kedgeree's the thing.
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We were wondering if you'd like to
join us?
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Er...that'd be... Yeah, sure.
That'd be lovely.
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8.30? Super.
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Oh, my God.
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It was just...
I should have done it years ago.
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I just feel like all my cells
are different now.
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Yeah, I literally just got in.
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Actually, um, that was the one
of the reasons I was ringing.
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I was wondering if I could crash
at yours for a little bit.
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I know you've got that
little spare room...
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Yeah, but that's why it'd be nice!
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Because we can catch up
after so long.
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And you can meet Lars!
We met in Thailand.
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Yeah, well, yeah, he'll stay
in the room with me as well, yeah.
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CALL CUTS OFF
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Hello? Oh.
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Shit. OK, who else, who else?
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Babe! I got you a Crunchie.
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Aw, thanks, babe.
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Hey. Why the frowny face?
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I'm trying to find somewhere for us
to stay.
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I thought you had a flat, babe?
Yeah, I do.
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But, um, we can't stay there
because,
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I never told you this, but...
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I broke up with someone
before I went travelling.
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And we were together for ages,
actually, like more than ten years.
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And he still lives in the flat,
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and I haven't spoken to him
since I left. Oh. Cool.
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You don't mind?
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Of course not, babe.
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I know you had a sexual past
before we met. Aww.
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Also, I've slept under
the stars many times.
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Once, in Goa, I slept outdoors
every day for nine months.
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I find it very beautiful.
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Yeah, no, we'll definitely stay
somewhere indoors,
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but let's get going, shall we?
Yeah!
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What's this? That's the Shard.
Wow, the Shard.
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Shard. Shard.
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I don't know what it does, though.
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Um, oh, God, this is terrible.
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You don't remember her name!
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You fuckboi!
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No, I want to say Sharleen?
No, she was Scottish.
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And it was in a tent
at Reading Festival.
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Oh, Josh. That is so gross.
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No, it was quite sweet, actually.
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I had no idea what I was doing.
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Well, nothing's changed
on that front, then.
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That is not what you were saying
on the kitchen floor the other day.
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I don't think that
counts as saying anything.
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I was...speaking in tongues.
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What about you? Who was your first?
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Adrian Wong.
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Oh! The famous Adrian Wong.
Shut up.
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He was my first boyfriend.
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It was pretty standard.
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His parents went out for the night,
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went on for 15 seconds, had
a little cry on the tube afterwards.
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Sounds pretty standard, yeah.
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That's one of the benefits of having
you across the road. What is?
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No crying on the tube. Well, yeah,
I mean, for now, anyway.
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All on one card? Er, yes, please.
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You know, I think it'll be good,
though.
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You know, not being on each
other's doorsteps.
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Not being in each other's pockets.
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Not taking each other for granted...
Move in with me!
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Wow! A big moment. Fuck off.
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Sorry.
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I'm...I'm really sorry.
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That was so rude, it was
just an impulse... He's gone.
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Move in? Josh,
this is meant to be the fun bit.
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I'm having fun, aren't you?
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I mean...
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..this is more than just fun,
isn't it?
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I... OK, OK, OK.
OK, you're right.
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Blurgh! Forget I said anything.
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That was just a stupid impulse.
Argh!
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You're not the most impulsive person
I've ever met, Josh,
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so I don't think that that's right.
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Look, um, my sister's having
birthday drinks at the Legion.
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I wasn't going to go, but I think
I'm going to drop by now.
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What is wrong with you?
You look like you're buffering.
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I, I assumed we were going back to
yours.
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Didn't we say... Well, lucky you
have a flat of your own, then.
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Yeah, but I think I mentioned
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that Nina and Georgia are having
their Lesbian Book Club there.
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Lesbian Book Club? That's how they
described it! Couldn't they just...
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No, they're having their place
done up at the minute...
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Look, Josh! I don't know, just...
Just figure it out.
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I just, just need a bit of
headspace.
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Look, I'll call you tomorrow, yeah?
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MUSIC: C'est Comme Ca
by Paramore & Wet Leg
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Fuck.
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CAR HORN BLARES
Sorry.
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C'est comme ca, c'est comme ca
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C'est comme ca,
c'est comme ca
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C'est comme ca,
c'est comme ca...
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I'm sorry, my plans changed.
I'm going to go straight to my room
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and you can ignore me...
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Oh, my God.
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