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(phone�ringing)
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Chickadee:�Kookoo.
It's�an�emergency.
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00:00:04,325 --> 00:00:06,627
I'm�at�Uncle�Paul's.
4
00:00:06,660 --> 00:00:09,263
I�need�snacks...
5
00:00:09,296 --> 00:00:10,765
and�a�blanket.
6
00:00:14,402 --> 00:00:18,139
Kookoo.�I'm�gonna�freeze�to
death�and�die�of�no�chips.
7
00:00:18,172 --> 00:00:20,975
Kids�these�days.
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00:00:21,008 --> 00:00:24,578
You�know,�when�I�was�younger,
on�a�nice�day�like�this,
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00:00:24,612 --> 00:00:28,082
I'd�be�out�there�running
around�with�my�friends.
10
00:00:28,115 --> 00:00:30,618
I�am�outside�with�my�friends.
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00:00:30,651 --> 00:00:32,420
Ho'leh!
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00:00:32,453 --> 00:00:34,922
We're�playing�this�game
called�Rez�Simulator.
13
00:00:34,955 --> 00:00:36,690
It�simulates�the�Rez.
14
00:00:36,757 --> 00:00:39,360
They�just�released
the�new�season,�spring.
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00:00:39,427 --> 00:00:42,797
The�DLC�allows�you�to
frolic�in�the�bush.�No�cap.
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00:00:42,830 --> 00:00:47,368
I'll�no�cap�you�until
you're�actually�outside.
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Kookoo,�it's�2024.
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Nobody�goes�outside�anymore.
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Agnes:
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Internet.�You're�going�down.
21
00:01:00,815 --> 00:01:04,885
?�Yes,�I�can�love�you,�baby�?
22
00:01:04,952 --> 00:01:07,054
?�All�night�long�?
23
00:01:09,323 --> 00:01:11,492
(Roger�speaking
Anishinaabemowin�on�radio)
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Is�it�because�I'm�always�here,
25
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and�so�the�most�obvious
person�to�hold�on�to�them?
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No!
27
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It's�because�I'm�as
trustworthy�as�brakes�on�a�car,
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straps�on�a�bra,
gossip�on�the�internet.
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While�I�guard�these
keys�with�my�life,
30
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here's�Johnny�Innocent
and�the�Offenders
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with�a�timeless�classic,
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-�"It�Wasn't�Me�(This�Time)."
-�(music�playing)
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Yup,�Stephen�Harper�and�Rose
are�headed�to�Winnipeg
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for�a�medical�appointment.
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I'm�gonna�play
so�many�video�games
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and�eat�so�much�snacks.
37
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-�(bell�ringing)
-�Let's�go.�Phones�away.
38
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Paul,�stop�leaning�on�the�chair.
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That's�the�last
one�you're�getting.
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Whatever.�I'll�just�sit
on�the�floor,�then.
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00:02:02,176 --> 00:02:03,744
You'll�probably�break�that,�too.
42
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Mn'ehh.�Probably.
43
00:02:05,346 --> 00:02:08,215
All�right,
summer�school�prisoners.
44
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Your�assignment�this�week,
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you'll�be�taking�care
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of�a�baby�doll�for�24�hours.
47
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An�important
life�skill�is�to�learn
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to�look�after�small�things.
49
00:02:20,928 --> 00:02:22,930
These�dolls�are
like�real�babies.
50
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They�cry�when
they�need�attention.
51
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You�feed�them
when�they're�hungry,
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and�you�change
their�poopie�diapers,
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just�like�Paul's�mom
still�does�for�him.
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No,�she�do--
55
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For�you...
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00:02:40,247 --> 00:02:42,249
(speaking�Anishinaabemowin)
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What�the�hell,�Sweetley?
This�is�not�fair.
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This�baby's�janky�as�hell!
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If�that�doll�comes
back�in�anything�less
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than�perfect�condition,
that's�strike�four.
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Have�you�even�watched
baseball�before!?
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Hm.�All�right.
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Listen�here,
you�little�shit.
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00:03:03,237 --> 00:03:07,608
You�better�not�fuck�around
with�my�fuck�around�time.
65
00:03:07,641 --> 00:03:08,742
-�(doll�gagging)
-�Yoho!
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00:03:10,978 --> 00:03:14,615
So,�we�all�know�that�the�young
people�have�been�spending
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too�much�time�on�those�screens
and�not�enough�time�outside.
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00:03:17,851 --> 00:03:21,655
Always�laying�around�like
they're�melted�to�furniture.
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Well,�I've�got�a�plan.
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Okay.
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So,�we�distract�Lips,
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and�we�sneak�into
the�band�office.
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Steal�the�keys�from�Roger,
74
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and�then�we�break
into�the�internet�room,
75
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and�shut�off�the�internet.
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What?
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Agnes,�are�you�serious?
78
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That's�too�big�a�job!
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We�could�do�it�together.
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I've�got�the�plan.
You've�got�the�muscle.
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Well,�Louise,
she's�sexy�as�hell.
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So,�just�the�three�of�us
for�a�job�this�big?
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Easy�peasy�meezey.
84
00:03:57,958 --> 00:04:01,195
I�don't�know.
We're�missing�something.
85
00:04:01,228 --> 00:04:03,297
Like�a...�a�real�wildcard.
86
00:04:03,330 --> 00:04:05,499
Someone�a�little�crazy.
87
00:04:05,532 --> 00:04:07,534
Like,�I'm�crazy,
88
00:04:07,568 --> 00:04:12,139
but�we�need�someone�crazy-crazy.
89
00:04:14,541 --> 00:04:16,744
(speaking�Anishinaabemowin)
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00:04:19,146 --> 00:04:21,148
Not�a�drop.
91
00:04:23,083 --> 00:04:25,586
Customer:�I'll�take�a�pack
of�gum,�a�scratch�ticket,
92
00:04:25,653 --> 00:04:28,155
and�something's�wrong
with�your�white�guy.
93
00:04:28,188 --> 00:04:29,823
Dean:�Oh.�No,�man,
he's�just�like�that.
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Customer:
You�sure?
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Dean:�Yeah,�that�is
a�little�un-Greg-like.
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Hm.
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00:04:37,498 --> 00:04:39,833
Hey.�You�good,�bro?
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Yeah,�man.
99
00:04:41,602 --> 00:04:43,237
Seems�all�right�to�me.
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I�named�mine�Robo-Cop.
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Beautiful,�man.
Mine's�Knuckles.
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(chuckling)
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Sick,�mine's�Gord.
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That's�sweet.�Baby�Uncle.
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00:04:53,714 --> 00:04:56,250
Watch�out,�ding-dongs!
(snickering)
106
00:04:56,283 --> 00:04:57,918
What'd�you�name�yours?
107
00:04:57,951 --> 00:04:59,553
I�named�mine�Field�Goal.
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(grunting)
109
00:05:01,922 --> 00:05:02,890
(laughing)
110
00:05:02,923 --> 00:05:04,258
(doll�crying)
111
00:05:04,291 --> 00:05:06,393
Keep�it�down,
Robo-Cop's�trying�to�have�a�nap.
112
00:05:06,427 --> 00:05:07,795
What's�that�noise?
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00:05:07,861 --> 00:05:11,699
Hopefully�none�of�you
kicked�yours�into�the�locker!
114
00:05:11,732 --> 00:05:13,033
By�"kicked�into
the�locker"�you�mean
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"gently�put�away�for�a�nap,"
116
00:05:15,069 --> 00:05:17,137
then,�yeah,�I�kicked
my�baby�in�the�locker.
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There�it�is.�Ah.
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00:05:20,107 --> 00:05:22,042
Sweet�little�baby.
119
00:05:22,076 --> 00:05:24,044
Oh,�so�cute.
120
00:05:24,078 --> 00:05:25,612
-�Mm--�Ow!
-�(zapping)
121
00:05:25,646 --> 00:05:27,047
Fucking�shitty�little�baby!
122
00:05:27,081 --> 00:05:29,116
Kids�aren't�easy,
are�they,�Paul?
123
00:05:29,149 --> 00:05:31,885
-�It's�okay,�little�guy.
-�(doll�giggling)
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00:05:31,919 --> 00:05:34,621
Your�dad's�gonna�fail�so�hard.
125
00:05:34,655 --> 00:05:35,622
Yes,�he�will.
126
00:05:35,656 --> 00:05:36,657
(doll�giggling)
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00:05:38,759 --> 00:05:40,494
Yes,�he�will.
128
00:05:43,063 --> 00:05:46,900
Rita,�listen.
Do�you�hear�that�outside?
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00:05:46,934 --> 00:05:48,302
No.
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00:05:48,335 --> 00:05:52,239
Exactly.�It's�a�gorgeous�day,
but�guess�what?
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00:05:52,272 --> 00:05:54,108
Not�a�kid�in�sight.
132
00:05:54,141 --> 00:05:58,445
Yeah,�they�should�be�playing
and�running�around
133
00:05:58,479 --> 00:06:00,848
and�beating�each�other�up,
134
00:06:00,914 --> 00:06:04,318
and�getting�wood�ticks
in�their--�in�their�buttholes,
135
00:06:04,351 --> 00:06:07,821
and�being�chased�by�dogs
and�falling�out�of�trees,
136
00:06:07,855 --> 00:06:09,423
getting�splinters
stuck�in�their--
137
00:06:09,456 --> 00:06:11,358
Yeah,�like�we�did!
138
00:06:11,425 --> 00:06:14,261
But�now,�nothing!
139
00:06:14,294 --> 00:06:16,530
They're�all�on�the�computer.
140
00:06:17,865 --> 00:06:20,868
I�ain't�working�with
Agnes�'til�she�apologizes!
141
00:06:20,934 --> 00:06:21,869
For�what?
142
00:06:21,935 --> 00:06:22,970
Took�my�man!
143
00:06:23,003 --> 00:06:23,971
Who?
144
00:06:24,004 --> 00:06:26,974
Big�Tooth�Kev!�1988!
145
00:06:27,007 --> 00:06:29,843
I�never�snagged�him.
146
00:06:29,877 --> 00:06:32,479
His�tooth�was�too�big.
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00:06:32,513 --> 00:06:33,514
Hilda.
148
00:06:33,547 --> 00:06:35,983
Hey,�I�never
snagged�him,�neither.
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00:06:36,016 --> 00:06:37,985
Ah,�his�tooth�wasn't
that�big.
150
00:06:38,018 --> 00:06:39,887
All:�Louise!
151
00:06:39,953 --> 00:06:42,689
Well,�if�we�count�every
big-toothed�man�I�snagged,
152
00:06:42,723 --> 00:06:44,291
we'd�be�here�'til�Christmas.
153
00:06:44,324 --> 00:06:47,795
Hey,�you�lose�a�man�to�Louise,
154
00:06:47,828 --> 00:06:50,397
he�was�never
yours�to�begin�with.
155
00:06:50,464 --> 00:06:51,465
Eh.
156
00:06:52,633 --> 00:06:55,536
Okay,�I'm�in.
What's�the�plan?
157
00:06:55,569 --> 00:06:58,138
(clapping)
Simple�job.
158
00:06:58,172 --> 00:07:00,674
In�and�out.�Nobody�gets�hurt.
159
00:07:00,707 --> 00:07:02,643
No�promises�there.
160
00:07:04,478 --> 00:07:07,014
Aniin.�Can�I�get�some�help�here?
161
00:07:07,047 --> 00:07:08,849
I�don't�know.�Can�you?
162
00:07:08,882 --> 00:07:10,717
You�know,�man.�Just�take�it.
163
00:07:13,720 --> 00:07:15,389
What�was�that,�bro?
164
00:07:15,422 --> 00:07:18,992
You�stock�the�shelves,
people�buy�the�things,
165
00:07:19,026 --> 00:07:20,928
they�leave,
you�stock�the�shelves.
166
00:07:22,596 --> 00:07:25,833
Nothing�matters.
Time�is�a�flat�circle.
167
00:07:25,866 --> 00:07:27,568
Yeah,�I�know.�Duh.
168
00:07:27,601 --> 00:07:28,602
No,�no.�You--
169
00:07:29,937 --> 00:07:31,171
You�just�don't�get�it.
170
00:07:35,375 --> 00:07:38,278
Whoa,�bro!
You�just�dropped�your�vest.
171
00:07:38,345 --> 00:07:40,614
That's�where�all
your�powers�are,�man.
172
00:07:40,681 --> 00:07:41,849
(doll�crying)
173
00:07:41,882 --> 00:07:42,916
Paul:�Shah!
174
00:07:44,685 --> 00:07:46,220
Wah�shay�shay!
175
00:07:46,253 --> 00:07:48,388
Oh!�All�right,�fuck�this.
176
00:07:49,523 --> 00:07:50,457
(grunting)
177
00:07:50,524 --> 00:07:53,594
(doll�crying)
178
00:07:53,627 --> 00:07:57,297
Time�to�shut
this�squawk-box�off.
179
00:07:57,364 --> 00:07:59,466
(knocking)
180
00:07:59,533 --> 00:08:02,936
Sweetley:�Hey,�you'd�better�not
be�dismantling�dolls�in�there.
181
00:08:02,970 --> 00:08:04,605
Fuck�you,�Sweetley.
182
00:08:04,638 --> 00:08:07,541
If�that�things�comes
back�to�school�in�anything
183
00:08:07,574 --> 00:08:11,445
less�than�perfect�condition,
strike�four.
184
00:08:11,478 --> 00:08:13,046
Shouldn't�you�be�in�bed?
185
00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:14,815
I�was.
186
00:08:14,882 --> 00:08:17,217
Until�I�read
your�Chat�Talker�post.
187
00:08:17,251 --> 00:08:19,486
You�printed�out�the�internet?
188
00:08:19,553 --> 00:08:20,621
The�screen�hurts�my�eyes.
189
00:08:20,654 --> 00:08:21,955
Get�some�new�eyes!
190
00:08:21,989 --> 00:08:25,292
"Looking�for�someone�to
watch�a�dumbass�baby�doll
191
00:08:25,325 --> 00:08:26,960
from�school.
192
00:08:26,994 --> 00:08:29,563
Don't�tell�Principal�Shitley."
193
00:08:29,596 --> 00:08:30,931
I�was�hacked!
194
00:08:30,964 --> 00:08:34,468
Either�you�raise�that
doll�yourself,�or�you�fail.
195
00:08:34,501 --> 00:08:37,638
Fine,�then.�I'm�gonna�love
the�shit�out�of�that�robot�baby!
196
00:08:37,671 --> 00:08:42,142
So,�you'd�do�a�good�job�raising
that�baby�just�to�spite�me?
197
00:08:42,175 --> 00:08:44,244
Oh,�yeah.�Real�lovingly.
198
00:08:44,278 --> 00:08:45,312
Now,�get�out�of�here.
199
00:08:45,345 --> 00:08:46,513
(growling)
200
00:08:48,482 --> 00:08:51,251
All�right.�If�I'm�gonna
be�a�for�real�dad,
201
00:08:51,285 --> 00:08:53,253
I�better�get�some�practice�in.
202
00:08:53,287 --> 00:08:55,289
Welcome�to�the�family,
Small�Paul.
203
00:08:57,257 --> 00:08:58,659
Roger�on�radio:
204
00:08:59,760 --> 00:09:02,329
That�was
Key�Willy�Willicker�with
205
00:09:02,396 --> 00:09:03,931
"You�Lost�the�Keys
to�My�Heart."
206
00:09:03,964 --> 00:09:05,465
-�(grunting)
-�(shutting�off�radio)
207
00:09:05,499 --> 00:09:07,401
What�a�beautiful�day
208
00:09:07,434 --> 00:09:08,969
to�stick�it�up�Sweetley's�ass.
209
00:09:09,002 --> 00:09:09,970
(chuckling)
210
00:09:10,003 --> 00:09:12,606
Ooh,�good�morning.
(chuckling)
211
00:09:12,639 --> 00:09:14,508
(cooing)
212
00:09:14,575 --> 00:09:16,643
-�(laughing)
-�?�I�recall�the�night�?
213
00:09:16,677 --> 00:09:18,912
?�That�you�came
into�this�world�?
214
00:09:18,946 --> 00:09:20,414
Doll:�Papa?
215
00:09:20,447 --> 00:09:22,516
Come�on,�come�on.
216
00:09:22,583 --> 00:09:25,686
-�(doll�farting)
-�Ooh!�Ooh-wee!
217
00:09:25,752 --> 00:09:27,521
-�(laughing)
-�Doll:�Papa?�(cooing)
218
00:09:27,588 --> 00:09:28,922
All�right,�you�did�it.
219
00:09:28,956 --> 00:09:32,326
Hey.�I�got�here
as�fast�as�I�could.
220
00:09:32,359 --> 00:09:35,128
Yeah,�the�lightbulb�burnt�out.
221
00:09:35,162 --> 00:09:39,933
We�all�tried�to�fix�it,
but�our�joints�are�too�sore.
222
00:09:39,967 --> 00:09:41,301
Not�a�problem.
223
00:09:41,335 --> 00:09:42,336
Right�this�way.
224
00:09:42,369 --> 00:09:52,045
?
225
00:09:52,112 --> 00:09:53,180
Here's�your�problem.
226
00:09:54,681 --> 00:09:56,450
Light�wasn't�burnt�out�at�all.
227
00:09:56,483 --> 00:09:59,019
Looks�like�it�was
loose�in�the�socket.
228
00:09:59,052 --> 00:10:01,655
Almost�as�if�somebody
with�delicate�hands�spun�it
229
00:10:01,688 --> 00:10:03,123
just�enough�to�not�work.
230
00:10:04,291 --> 00:10:05,792
There.
231
00:10:05,826 --> 00:10:08,295
Uh,�and�another�thing.
232
00:10:09,796 --> 00:10:14,234
Might�you�help
a�frail�old�lady�like�me
233
00:10:14,301 --> 00:10:15,836
open�this�jar?
234
00:10:15,869 --> 00:10:19,139
Sure�thing,�but�I�do�got
a�lot�going�on�today,�though.
235
00:10:20,140 --> 00:10:21,208
Man.
236
00:10:21,241 --> 00:10:22,909
It's�almost�as�if
somebody�crazy�glued
237
00:10:22,976 --> 00:10:24,344
this�thing�shut�or�something.
238
00:10:24,378 --> 00:10:26,346
Yeah.�Weird.
239
00:10:27,814 --> 00:10:30,083
Real�weird.
240
00:10:30,150 --> 00:10:32,919
Hey,�uh,�Dean.
About�yesterday--
241
00:10:32,986 --> 00:10:36,156
Oh.�Hey,�man.�Look,
if�people�want�to�save�money
242
00:10:36,189 --> 00:10:38,558
buying�rotten�meat,
who�am�I�to�say�no?
243
00:10:38,592 --> 00:10:41,094
No,�I,�uh,�I�meant
my�behaviour.
244
00:10:41,161 --> 00:10:43,030
I�was�totally�not�cool�and--
245
00:10:43,063 --> 00:10:45,732
Oh,�yeah.�Hey,�listen,
on�an�unrelated�topic,
246
00:10:45,766 --> 00:10:47,868
what�is�E.�coli?
Is�it�an�internet�thing?
247
00:10:47,901 --> 00:10:50,070
Dean,�could�you�just�forget
about�that�for�a�second?
248
00:10:50,103 --> 00:10:54,241
I,�uh,�I�made�you--
I�made�you�this�to�say�sorry.
249
00:10:56,076 --> 00:10:57,077
Is�that�my�face?
250
00:10:57,110 --> 00:10:58,245
Oh,�uh,�yeah.
251
00:10:58,278 --> 00:11:00,047
(chuckling)
Made�it�myself.
252
00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:01,181
Bro.
253
00:11:01,214 --> 00:11:02,416
It's�okay�if�you�don't�like�it.
254
00:11:02,449 --> 00:11:04,284
I�can�leave�it�outside�for
the�dogs�or�kids--
255
00:11:04,351 --> 00:11:06,420
I�fucking�love�it.
256
00:11:06,453 --> 00:11:09,556
I've�always�wanted�to�know
what�my�face�tasted�like.
257
00:11:10,924 --> 00:11:12,359
Mm.
258
00:11:12,392 --> 00:11:13,894
I�tastes�good,�man.
259
00:11:13,927 --> 00:11:17,197
So,�here's�the�thing,�Dean.
When�we�left�the�North�Store,
260
00:11:17,230 --> 00:11:18,865
I�thought�Yeah�Man
would�make�me�happy,
261
00:11:18,899 --> 00:11:19,866
but�you�know�what?
262
00:11:19,900 --> 00:11:21,034
It�did.
263
00:11:21,068 --> 00:11:23,403
Uh,�no.
No,�that's�the�thing,�Dean.
264
00:11:23,437 --> 00:11:24,404
It�did�not.
265
00:11:24,438 --> 00:11:25,605
Oh,�right.�Right.
266
00:11:25,639 --> 00:11:27,541
I�think�it's�because
I�never�really�wanted
267
00:11:27,574 --> 00:11:30,110
to�work�in�a�grocery�story.
I�was�just�kind�of�always--
268
00:11:30,143 --> 00:11:31,378
Well,�I�was�born�into�them.
269
00:11:31,411 --> 00:11:33,947
Whoa.�Heavy,�bro.
270
00:11:33,980 --> 00:11:36,583
Here,�try�my�face.
271
00:11:36,616 --> 00:11:39,052
I�missed�out�on�so�much
working�in�these�stores.
272
00:11:40,087 --> 00:11:42,089
Never�went�to�my�own�prom.
273
00:11:42,122 --> 00:11:44,624
I�never�found�a�dead�body
in�the�woods�with�my�friends.
274
00:11:46,126 --> 00:11:49,062
The�one�time�I�got�high�was
'cause�I�stood�up�too�fast.
275
00:11:49,096 --> 00:11:52,299
Dean,�I--
I�don't�know�who�I�am.
276
00:11:55,836 --> 00:11:57,237
I�got�you,�bro.
277
00:11:57,270 --> 00:12:00,140
I'm�gonna�help�you�find�out
who�the�real�Greg�is.
278
00:12:00,173 --> 00:12:02,075
Here.�Try�my�nose.
279
00:12:02,109 --> 00:12:03,610
(grunting)
280
00:12:03,643 --> 00:12:04,945
Oh,�smells�fresh.
281
00:12:04,978 --> 00:12:06,980
Roger:
282
00:12:14,588 --> 00:12:17,524
That's�why�I�slept
with�the�band�office�keys
283
00:12:17,591 --> 00:12:19,459
under�my�pillow.
284
00:12:19,493 --> 00:12:21,495
All�right,�Louise.
Make�your�magic.
285
00:12:22,496 --> 00:12:24,831
I'm�like�the�mother�hen.
286
00:12:24,865 --> 00:12:28,001
These�keys,�the�eggs.
287
00:12:28,034 --> 00:12:30,837
Happy�birthday,�Mr.�President.
288
00:12:30,871 --> 00:12:32,005
Louise.
289
00:12:33,306 --> 00:12:35,509
Did�you�do�something
new�to�your�hair?
290
00:12:35,542 --> 00:12:39,446
Oh,�you're�so�funny,�Roger.
Of�course�not.
291
00:12:39,479 --> 00:12:41,148
I�just�woke�up�like�this.
292
00:12:41,181 --> 00:12:44,050
Ever�the�natural�beauty.
293
00:12:44,117 --> 00:12:48,555
Can�I�interest�you
in�some�warm�cookies?
294
00:12:48,622 --> 00:12:53,460
You�know�I'm�always�hungry!
295
00:12:53,493 --> 00:12:54,461
(giggling)
296
00:12:54,494 --> 00:12:55,462
Mm!
297
00:12:55,495 --> 00:12:57,697
Where�are�those�cookies�at?
298
00:12:57,731 --> 00:12:58,698
Um--
299
00:12:58,732 --> 00:13:00,734
(sneezing)
300
00:13:00,801 --> 00:13:04,905
Rita?�Agnes,
what�are�you�doing�here--
301
00:13:04,971 --> 00:13:06,173
(gasping)
302
00:13:13,513 --> 00:13:15,081
Rita!
303
00:13:15,148 --> 00:13:17,517
Paul:
304
00:13:17,551 --> 00:13:19,586
Look�at�Uncle�with
the�tricked�out�stroller.
305
00:13:19,653 --> 00:13:23,156
Yeah,�anything�for�Small�Paul.
306
00:13:23,190 --> 00:13:24,391
(doll�giggling)
307
00:13:24,424 --> 00:13:26,159
This�thing�is�the�cargo
pants�of�strollers.
308
00:13:26,193 --> 00:13:27,160
(doll�giggling)
309
00:13:27,194 --> 00:13:29,196
I've�got�this�dad�shit�on�lock!
310
00:13:29,229 --> 00:13:30,397
Doll:�Papa?
311
00:13:30,430 --> 00:13:32,165
We�should�go�on
a�playdate�later.
312
00:13:32,199 --> 00:13:33,533
(chuckling)
313
00:13:33,567 --> 00:13:36,203
What's�Gord�and�little
Robocop�doing�after�school?
314
00:13:36,236 --> 00:13:39,272
We�could�go�to�the�park.
Aww,�so�gassy.
315
00:13:39,339 --> 00:13:40,841
(laughing)
316
00:13:40,874 --> 00:13:43,243
Baby�learned�its�first
words�the�other�day.
317
00:13:43,276 --> 00:13:46,713
It�said,�"Those�who�can
are�freaking�awesome,
318
00:13:46,746 --> 00:13:48,215
and�those�who�can't...
319
00:13:49,950 --> 00:13:50,951
...they�teach."
320
00:13:51,017 --> 00:13:52,285
(Paul�and�doll�giggling)
321
00:13:52,352 --> 00:13:53,887
Oh,�chi-chi.
(shushing)
322
00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:55,422
There,�there.�Scot'apin.
323
00:13:56,690 --> 00:13:59,226
This�day�isn't�over�yet.
324
00:13:59,259 --> 00:14:01,127
(chuckling)
325
00:14:02,128 --> 00:14:04,130
Lips:
326
00:14:07,968 --> 00:14:10,103
Damn�companies!
327
00:14:10,136 --> 00:14:11,371
Anyways,
if�that's�everything.
328
00:14:11,404 --> 00:14:13,073
Uh,�one�more�thing,
sweetheart.
329
00:14:15,876 --> 00:14:17,911
Could�you�help�me
sort�my�pills?
330
00:14:19,813 --> 00:14:22,282
All�right,�bro.
Listen,�I�want�you�to�talk
331
00:14:22,315 --> 00:14:24,985
to�this�little�fat�white
baby�like�it's�you.
332
00:14:25,051 --> 00:14:27,254
Dean,�this�is�silly.
That�doesn't�even�look�like�me.
333
00:14:27,287 --> 00:14:28,388
(scoffing)
334
00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:33,260
Oh,�yeah.�That's�much�better.
335
00:14:33,293 --> 00:14:34,761
All�right.�That'll�help,�okay?
336
00:14:34,794 --> 00:14:35,795
Okay.
337
00:14:37,097 --> 00:14:39,432
Hey�there,�Old�Greg,
it's�Young�Greg.
338
00:14:39,466 --> 00:14:41,234
Hey,�young�me.
339
00:14:41,268 --> 00:14:44,504
Wow,�did�we�ever�grow�up
to�be�a�cool�looking�dude.
340
00:14:44,571 --> 00:14:46,573
Oh,�well.�Thank�you.
341
00:14:46,606 --> 00:14:48,341
Yeah,�you�still�shit�yourself?
342
00:14:48,408 --> 00:14:49,409
Dean!
343
00:14:49,442 --> 00:14:52,112
Okay,�okay.
For�real,�man.�Sorry.
344
00:14:52,145 --> 00:14:53,513
What�did�we�do�when�we�grew�up?
345
00:14:53,580 --> 00:14:57,117
Well,�um,�retail...�store.
346
00:14:58,518 --> 00:14:59,686
Training�modules.
347
00:14:59,753 --> 00:15:01,755
That's�all�I�become?
Is�a�store�modulator?
348
00:15:01,788 --> 00:15:03,523
I�don't�know.
What�else�is�there?
349
00:15:03,590 --> 00:15:05,692
You�don't�know,�bro?
350
00:15:05,759 --> 00:15:09,329
Oh,�you�can�be�a�firefighter,
a�ninja,�a�ninja-fighter.
351
00:15:09,362 --> 00:15:10,697
Oh,�that's�a�good�one.
352
00:15:10,764 --> 00:15:13,266
But�I�don't�know,�little�Greg.
I-I--�I�don't�know!
353
00:15:13,300 --> 00:15:15,635
Okay,�okay,�okay.�Okay,�bro.
354
00:15:15,669 --> 00:15:17,003
I�know�what�you�need�to�do.
355
00:15:17,037 --> 00:15:18,004
Yeah,�you�think�so?
356
00:15:18,038 --> 00:15:19,039
Yeah,�man.
357
00:15:20,206 --> 00:15:21,942
You�need�to�go�find
a�dead�body.
358
00:15:24,711 --> 00:15:29,115
Okay,�great.�All�done.
I'll�need�to�be�getting�on�now.
359
00:15:29,149 --> 00:15:31,952
Wait,�wait.�What�about�the,�uh--
360
00:15:31,985 --> 00:15:33,219
-�I�can�ch--
-�About�the--
361
00:15:33,286 --> 00:15:34,955
I�can�check�back�in
with�you�tomorrow,�Auntie.
362
00:15:34,988 --> 00:15:36,623
Jo�needs�me�back�at�the�office.
363
00:15:36,656 --> 00:15:37,691
Hiya!
364
00:15:40,527 --> 00:15:42,529
Night-night,�Lips.
365
00:15:42,562 --> 00:15:44,531
(snoring)
366
00:15:46,833 --> 00:15:48,702
Ooh,�right�here.
367
00:16:00,580 --> 00:16:03,216
Agnes:
Wow.�This�is�it.
368
00:16:04,517 --> 00:16:07,520
The�thing�that's
destroying�our�youths.
369
00:16:11,925 --> 00:16:16,763
I�think�we�need
to�pick�the�lock.
370
00:16:16,830 --> 00:16:17,831
(groaning)
371
00:16:19,833 --> 00:16:22,068
(speaking�Anishinaabemowin)
372
00:16:22,102 --> 00:16:26,706
Now,�how�the�heck�do�we
turn�the�stupid�thing�off?
373
00:16:26,740 --> 00:16:29,409
Kiik�omaa.
There's�gotta�be�a�way.
374
00:16:34,414 --> 00:16:36,216
-�(powering�down)
-�Easy�enough.
375
00:16:36,249 --> 00:16:37,617
Ooh!
376
00:16:39,052 --> 00:16:42,722
Ma,�Rita.�What�are
you�guys�doing�in�here?
377
00:16:44,224 --> 00:16:45,692
Knock�it�off.
378
00:16:48,261 --> 00:16:50,196
No,�no.
(chuckling)
379
00:16:50,230 --> 00:16:52,966
Actually,�Sophia,
that�bottle's�no�good.
380
00:16:53,033 --> 00:16:55,535
It's�got�too�many�BPAs�in�it.
381
00:16:55,568 --> 00:16:57,971
You�don't�even�know
what�that�means.
382
00:16:58,038 --> 00:16:59,039
Yeah,�I�do,�dummy.
383
00:16:59,072 --> 00:17:01,641
It�means
Bad�Parents�Association.
384
00:17:01,708 --> 00:17:03,977
(gasping)
Speaking�of�bad�parents,
385
00:17:04,044 --> 00:17:06,446
did�you�guys�see
what�Brendon�fed�his�baby?
386
00:17:06,479 --> 00:17:07,580
(gasping)
French�fries.
387
00:17:07,614 --> 00:17:09,582
-�Doll:�Papa?
-�Ho'leh.
388
00:17:09,616 --> 00:17:10,984
Hey,�world's�greatest�dad,
389
00:17:11,051 --> 00:17:12,719
that�little�girl
just�took�your�doll.
390
00:17:12,752 --> 00:17:16,122
Hey!�Give�me�back�my�son!
391
00:17:17,123 --> 00:17:18,391
-�Mine!
-�Doll:�Papa?
392
00:17:20,827 --> 00:17:22,228
Paul:�Hey.�Miinishin!
393
00:17:22,262 --> 00:17:23,296
(grunting)
394
00:17:23,329 --> 00:17:24,330
Just�give�me�it.
395
00:17:24,397 --> 00:17:25,331
Why...
396
00:17:25,398 --> 00:17:26,433
(doll�crying)
397
00:17:26,466 --> 00:17:28,668
-�...are�you...
-�(doll�crying)
398
00:17:28,735 --> 00:17:30,770
...so�strong!?
(grunting)
399
00:17:30,804 --> 00:17:35,742
How�about�I�trade�you
a�brand�new�shiny�rock?
400
00:17:35,775 --> 00:17:37,243
Mm!
401
00:17:37,277 --> 00:17:40,113
I�know.�How�about�money?
402
00:17:40,146 --> 00:17:41,147
I�only�take�debit.
403
00:17:41,181 --> 00:17:42,482
What�the�hell!?
404
00:17:42,515 --> 00:17:43,516
Bring�it�here�then.
405
00:17:43,583 --> 00:17:44,951
God.
406
00:17:47,120 --> 00:17:49,856
Can't�believe�this.
Chequing.�Pin�number.
407
00:17:49,923 --> 00:17:50,857
(beeping)
408
00:17:50,924 --> 00:17:53,960
Hah!�But�I�didn't
leave�you�a�tip.
409
00:17:53,993 --> 00:17:55,261
Do�you�want�a�receipt?
410
00:17:55,295 --> 00:17:56,996
I�just�want�my�head�back!
411
00:18:01,367 --> 00:18:02,702
(bell�ringing)
412
00:18:02,769 --> 00:18:04,137
Shit,�I'm�gonna�be�late!
413
00:18:07,006 --> 00:18:09,175
This�is�it,�Dean.
I'm�actually�doing�it.
414
00:18:09,209 --> 00:18:10,510
I'm�off�to�find�myself.
415
00:18:10,543 --> 00:18:15,048
Here.�Where�I'm�going,
they�don't�need�name�tags.
416
00:18:15,115 --> 00:18:16,049
Where�are�you�going?
417
00:18:16,116 --> 00:18:18,184
No�idea,�but�I'll�be�back.
418
00:18:18,218 --> 00:18:20,153
Well,�not�unless�you
fall�in�love�or�die,
419
00:18:20,186 --> 00:18:22,188
but,�like,�won't�you
for�sure�need�a�name�tag
420
00:18:22,222 --> 00:18:23,523
if�no�one's�gonna
know�who�you�are?
421
00:18:23,556 --> 00:18:24,724
Okay,�Dean.
(chuckling)
422
00:18:24,791 --> 00:18:25,825
Here�I�go.
423
00:18:27,961 --> 00:18:29,629
I'm�gonna�go.
424
00:18:29,662 --> 00:18:31,564
Wait,�there's�big�shipment
coming�off�the�barge�next�week.
425
00:18:31,631 --> 00:18:32,866
I�should�wait�until�then,
help�if�I--
426
00:18:32,899 --> 00:18:36,136
No,�dude.�Go.�I�got�this.
427
00:18:36,169 --> 00:18:37,137
Huh?
428
00:18:37,170 --> 00:18:38,238
Go�on,�git!
429
00:18:38,304 --> 00:18:39,372
(whimpering)
430
00:18:39,405 --> 00:18:40,373
I�never�liked�you�anyway.
431
00:18:40,406 --> 00:18:42,041
(both�crying)
432
00:18:42,075 --> 00:18:43,176
Just�go!
433
00:18:43,209 --> 00:18:44,477
(both�crying)
434
00:18:45,712 --> 00:18:48,548
Here,�I�completed
the�assignment.�Take�him!
435
00:18:48,581 --> 00:18:50,083
It's�all�there.
436
00:18:50,150 --> 00:18:53,052
Does�this�doll�look�like�it's
in�perfect�condition�to�you?
437
00:18:53,086 --> 00:18:54,888
What�do�you�want?
It�had�a�growth�spurt.
438
00:18:54,921 --> 00:18:56,823
It's�not�my�fault
that�it's�thriving.
439
00:18:56,856 --> 00:18:58,391
Oh,�it's�your�fault.
440
00:18:58,424 --> 00:18:59,993
Fine.�Here.�Look.
441
00:19:03,363 --> 00:19:06,099
I've�been�meaning�to
do�this�for�a�long�while.
442
00:19:07,567 --> 00:19:10,403
Strike�four.
You're�almost�out�of�here!
443
00:19:10,436 --> 00:19:13,706
(laughing)
444
00:19:13,740 --> 00:19:17,343
So,�you�come�in�here,
break�into�the�band�office,
445
00:19:17,377 --> 00:19:19,045
just�to�shut�off�the�internet?
446
00:19:19,078 --> 00:19:20,880
We�didn't�break�in�here!
447
00:19:20,914 --> 00:19:23,082
Yeah,�Roger�gave�us�the�keys.
448
00:19:23,116 --> 00:19:26,219
Oh,�I�tried�to�stop�him,
but�he�woke�up.
449
00:19:26,252 --> 00:19:28,521
Oh,�my�God.
What�am�I�doing�here?
450
00:19:28,555 --> 00:19:30,423
Uh,�what's�going�on?
451
00:19:30,456 --> 00:19:32,425
I'm�so--�I'm�so�old.
452
00:19:32,458 --> 00:19:35,028
Cut�the�shit,�Louise.
453
00:19:35,061 --> 00:19:37,197
Roger,�are�you�okay?
454
00:19:37,230 --> 00:19:39,532
I�must�have�fainted�earlier.
455
00:19:39,566 --> 00:19:43,369
Luckily,
I�had�Louise�to�help�me.
456
00:19:43,403 --> 00:19:46,039
Ma,�why�would�you�do�this?
457
00:19:47,540 --> 00:19:50,210
I�tried�to�stop�him,
but�he�woke�up.
458
00:19:50,243 --> 00:19:51,911
Another�one!
459
00:19:51,945 --> 00:19:55,415
Oh,�my�God.
What�am�I�doing�here?
460
00:19:55,448 --> 00:19:57,450
Ever-sick,�you.
461
00:19:57,483 --> 00:19:59,886
Lips,�are�you�okay?
462
00:19:59,919 --> 00:20:02,088
I�must�have�fainted,
but�luckily--
463
00:20:02,121 --> 00:20:06,659
Holy�shit.�You�guys�assaulted
two�of�them�today,�and�for�what?
464
00:20:06,726 --> 00:20:11,097
The�youth!�They're�on
their�screens�too�much.
465
00:20:11,130 --> 00:20:13,967
Chickadee�and�her�friends
are�never�outside.
466
00:20:15,568 --> 00:20:17,070
I'm�worried,�Jo.
467
00:20:18,504 --> 00:20:21,741
Well,�that's�a�fair�point,
but�was�this�really
468
00:20:21,774 --> 00:20:25,078
the�smartest�way�to
get�the�youth�outside?
469
00:20:25,111 --> 00:20:26,813
Hey,�Jo.�Come�look.
470
00:20:26,846 --> 00:20:30,817
(kids�laughing)
471
00:20:30,850 --> 00:20:34,287
You�see,�my�girl?
I�miss�that�sound.
472
00:20:39,092 --> 00:20:40,093
Mm.
473
00:20:41,527 --> 00:20:43,196
Hey,�Lips.
474
00:20:43,263 --> 00:20:45,632
Maybe�we�should�leave
the�internet�off
475
00:20:45,665 --> 00:20:47,100
a�little�bit�longer.
476
00:20:47,133 --> 00:20:48,201
Sure�thing,�Chief.
477
00:20:49,702 --> 00:20:52,171
I�think�some�of�those�youth
are�slashing�tires�outside.
478
00:20:52,205 --> 00:20:54,440
(women�laughing)
479
00:20:56,709 --> 00:20:58,745
So,�this�is�Rez�Simulator?
480
00:20:58,778 --> 00:21:00,546
Hey,�I�kind�of�like�it.
481
00:21:00,580 --> 00:21:05,418
Like�it?�How�come�you�never
told�me�it�was�this�much�fun?
482
00:21:05,451 --> 00:21:09,255
Wait,�we�can�just
frolic�in�the�bush?
483
00:21:09,289 --> 00:21:10,657
Yup.
484
00:21:10,723 --> 00:21:13,660
And�the�graphics�are�so�good.
485
00:21:13,726 --> 00:21:15,561
Agnes:
486
00:21:16,729 --> 00:21:19,332
Hey,�someone�just�BCRd�me!
487
00:21:19,399 --> 00:21:23,169
Yo,�Chickadee,
toss�me�a�blanket.
488
00:21:23,236 --> 00:21:24,404
Mm.
489
00:21:24,437 --> 00:21:26,673
Kookums�these�days.
490
00:21:26,739 --> 00:21:28,474
Ah,�holy�shit!
491
00:21:28,508 --> 00:21:30,276
(grunting)
492
00:21:31,844 --> 00:21:34,314
?�I�thought�wanted
to�be�stronger�?
493
00:21:34,347 --> 00:21:35,848
?�More�like�one�of�the�boys�?
494
00:21:35,915 --> 00:21:39,285
?�I�turn�it�up�a�little�louder,
started�making�some�noise�?
495
00:21:39,319 --> 00:21:42,288
?�Then�I�knew,�then�I�knew
just�how�strong�I�could�be�?
496
00:21:42,322 --> 00:21:46,159
?�Yeah,�let�me�tell�you
what�it�means�to�me�?
497
00:21:46,192 --> 00:21:48,661
?�Girls�are�okay,�okay�?
498
00:21:48,695 --> 00:21:49,696
?�We're�okay�?
499
00:21:49,762 --> 00:21:52,198
?�Girls�are�okay,�okay�?
500
00:21:52,265 --> 00:21:53,599
?�Us�girls�are�okay�?
501
00:21:53,633 --> 00:21:57,203
?�They're�holding�it�down,
not�messing�around�?
502
00:21:57,270 --> 00:21:59,872
?�Girls�running
their�own�world�now�?
503
00:21:59,922 --> 00:22:04,472
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