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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:37,938 --> 00:02:41,141 Hurry up, Violet! We're gonna get rinsed! 2 00:02:42,985 --> 00:02:46,900 What now? Don't be squeamish. Think of the ham! The sausages! 3 00:02:47,031 --> 00:02:50,317 You like that, don't you? Then call him! 4 00:02:54,079 --> 00:02:56,749 "No"...? And your mother? 5 00:02:56,832 --> 00:02:59,585 Do you want your mom to starve? 6 00:02:59,668 --> 00:03:03,749 Careful, Violet! You're a naughty boy! Bad Violet! 7 00:03:03,839 --> 00:03:05,916 Loves his pigs more than his mom. 8 00:03:06,008 --> 00:03:08,002 Then do it! 9 00:03:17,811 --> 00:03:21,015 Hit him hard, my boy! 10 00:03:40,918 --> 00:03:44,370 Are you dizzy, Bayard? Don't worry, daddy is here. 11 00:03:44,463 --> 00:03:48,248 Come here! I'll put your cap on, and hold your paw. 12 00:03:48,342 --> 00:03:53,420 And then we cross the bridge. Alright? Let's go. 13 00:03:55,724 --> 00:03:57,502 Come on! 14 00:04:01,855 --> 00:04:04,525 Come on! 15 00:04:04,608 --> 00:04:07,697 Come on, you bastard! To think of what you cost in feed! 16 00:04:07,699 --> 00:04:10,368 Come on! Forward! 17 00:04:12,616 --> 00:04:16,745 Martin, something bad is going on. I drew death twice. 18 00:04:17,162 --> 00:04:19,571 It can't go on like this with him. He won't slaughter anymore. 19 00:04:19,665 --> 00:04:22,418 What's wrong? You normally like doing that, honey. 20 00:04:23,001 --> 00:04:26,122 I don't want to kill pigs anymore. 21 00:04:26,296 --> 00:04:29,168 You'll get your act together, boy! 22 00:04:29,508 --> 00:04:32,426 Leave your mother alone! 23 00:04:32,511 --> 00:04:35,632 No wonder! You told him to slaughter "Gingerbread". 24 00:04:35,722 --> 00:04:38,890 - "Gingerbread" was his friend. - His friend? 25 00:04:38,976 --> 00:04:41,219 How can you have a pig as a friend? 26 00:04:41,311 --> 00:04:44,064 - Would I befriend a pig? - You don't have friends at all. 27 00:04:44,148 --> 00:04:47,351 Try to understand him! He is sensitive, our Violet. 28 00:04:47,443 --> 00:04:51,144 And me? Am I not sensitive too, my pet? 29 00:04:51,238 --> 00:04:55,984 - Give us a kiss, love. - He's watching us. Stop it! 30 00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:02,419 - What's that?! - Come on! 31 00:05:02,421 --> 00:05:04,910 Don't worry, he's trained. 32 00:05:05,002 --> 00:05:08,039 He wouldn't hurt a fly. I let him play with children. 33 00:05:08,130 --> 00:05:11,251 - Maybe, but he'll ravage our livestock! - Exactly! 34 00:05:11,467 --> 00:05:15,002 I'll pay double! The fair was profitable. 35 00:05:15,095 --> 00:05:18,465 Please. I'm injured. I fell in the brambles. 36 00:05:18,640 --> 00:05:23,054 - He has money and is injured... - OK. But tie your buddy in the barn! 37 00:05:23,145 --> 00:05:24,889 With a double knot! 38 00:05:24,980 --> 00:05:28,432 It's nettle juice. My father was a pharmacist. 39 00:05:28,525 --> 00:05:31,978 You have soft hands for a country woman. 40 00:05:32,070 --> 00:05:35,737 Got them from my mother. This will sting a bit. 41 00:05:36,033 --> 00:05:38,607 Go ahead! I'm used to worse. 42 00:05:38,702 --> 00:05:40,564 I warned you! 43 00:05:40,610 --> 00:05:41,624 Serves him right! 44 00:05:44,155 --> 00:05:44,835 Damn! 45 00:05:48,879 --> 00:05:52,498 - Didn't you smell it burning? - Did you feel him up enough? 46 00:05:52,591 --> 00:05:56,206 I didn't feel him up, I treated him! You see evil everywhere! 47 00:05:56,268 --> 00:05:59,851 I saw you! He wants to land you in his bed. 48 00:05:59,853 --> 00:06:00,983 I'll gonna kill him! 49 00:06:01,184 --> 00:06:05,584 Martin, he's back from the fair with much to tell. Nobody ever visits us! 50 00:06:05,586 --> 00:06:07,157 You'll kill him tomorrow. 51 00:06:07,159 --> 00:06:10,482 - Like I said, he's after you! Eh? - Stop it! 52 00:06:10,484 --> 00:06:14,399 - Your jealousy will kill you. - But I won't die alone! 53 00:06:14,488 --> 00:06:17,988 - Meanwhile, make another omelet. - No eggs left! 54 00:06:22,955 --> 00:06:26,407 - Some soup will do you good. - Thank you. 55 00:06:26,500 --> 00:06:31,578 You are good to me, love. It's pretty lonely here. 56 00:06:31,672 --> 00:06:34,709 Yes, but peaceful. One sleeps well here. 57 00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:38,003 Who mentioned sleeping? 58 00:06:38,095 --> 00:06:40,764 A bed can be used for other things. 59 00:06:40,847 --> 00:06:44,467 - You artists are all the same. - The bear! He's in the kitchen. 60 00:06:44,560 --> 00:06:46,968 Stay here! I'll take care of it. 61 00:06:48,063 --> 00:06:50,899 He's stubborn but obedient, my Bayard. 62 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:56,228 Daddy is here! Quiet, my Bayard! 63 00:06:56,321 --> 00:06:59,109 Quiet, my little bear! 64 00:06:59,199 --> 00:07:01,952 He's at the back, I think. 65 00:07:02,286 --> 00:07:06,102 That bear is not trained at all! My God! Where's my Violet? 66 00:07:06,104 --> 00:07:07,138 - In the kitchen. - What? 67 00:07:07,140 --> 00:07:09,861 Don't worry! The bear is in the barn. 68 00:07:10,947 --> 00:07:14,567 - Gonna be less cute, your fiancé. - My fiancé... 69 00:07:19,553 --> 00:07:21,961 Oh my God! It's terrible! 70 00:07:22,444 --> 00:07:25,549 I just cleaned the kitchen. And now this! 71 00:07:25,552 --> 00:07:29,812 You! You really can't do anything properly. 72 00:07:29,938 --> 00:07:32,347 That pot was brand new! 73 00:07:32,441 --> 00:07:35,147 You numbskill! Now go kill the bear! 74 00:07:35,235 --> 00:07:37,234 But don't devastate the barn! 75 00:07:38,750 --> 00:07:40,468 Sorry, what? 76 00:07:40,895 --> 00:07:45,347 - You refuse to obey? Wait, you...! - Stop it, Martin! 77 00:07:45,871 --> 00:07:49,241 Violet. Do you want to make mommy happy? 78 00:07:49,333 --> 00:07:52,584 Then go kill the bad teddy. 79 00:07:52,669 --> 00:07:57,166 You can keep the head as a mask for carnival. 80 00:08:00,010 --> 00:08:02,300 He'll look pretty stupid in that. 81 00:08:02,387 --> 00:08:04,879 Beats the chicken wig he wore last year. 82 00:08:21,531 --> 00:08:25,696 Pray for us, morning star! 83 00:08:25,786 --> 00:08:30,116 Stella Matutina. Stop humming. You're getting on my nerves. 84 00:08:30,666 --> 00:08:32,186 You'll attract wild animals. 85 00:08:32,188 --> 00:08:34,345 - Pray for us... - Quiet, I said! 86 00:08:35,672 --> 00:08:38,590 There! What was that roar? 87 00:08:39,299 --> 00:08:42,669 - A bear. A big one, Father Carnus! - You think so? 88 00:08:43,306 --> 00:08:46,059 There haven't been any bears here for ages. 89 00:08:46,190 --> 00:08:49,975 My uncle killed one last month. On the hill over there! 90 00:08:50,143 --> 00:08:54,474 Yeah? Well, come on! It will be night soon. 91 00:08:58,944 --> 00:09:00,059 Come on! 92 00:09:20,716 --> 00:09:24,034 - This ride is unbearable. - The path is full of potholes. 93 00:09:24,037 --> 00:09:28,001 - Thank God a new road is coming. - You're hurting me with that! 94 00:09:28,056 --> 00:09:30,975 - So throw it out, will you? - Throw yourself after it. 95 00:09:31,059 --> 00:09:33,468 - His stink is sickening. - Yes. 96 00:09:33,562 --> 00:09:36,184 - Philippe, do something! - We'll be there soon, mother. 97 00:09:36,606 --> 00:09:39,098 You'll attract lightning with your blade! 98 00:09:39,192 --> 00:09:42,562 That's my work tool. I am a lumberjack! 99 00:09:43,989 --> 00:09:45,781 Come on! 100 00:09:47,033 --> 00:09:50,735 - Does my smoke bother you? - Beats that stink of sweat. 101 00:09:51,455 --> 00:09:54,658 - It's like ammonia. - Rather like rotten eggs. 102 00:09:56,042 --> 00:09:58,535 Philippe, make the coach stop! I need air! 103 00:09:59,463 --> 00:10:01,540 Coachman! 104 00:10:07,679 --> 00:10:12,342 Hurry! My lacy lingerie on the roof won't survive bad weather! 105 00:10:12,434 --> 00:10:15,886 - Funny, a man who wears lace! - No. I sell it. 106 00:10:15,979 --> 00:10:18,601 I supply all royal houses with my petticoats. 107 00:10:22,903 --> 00:10:25,192 Feeling better, Mother? 108 00:10:29,910 --> 00:10:33,778 - You must feel better now that it's out. - Nothing's out, Marie-Odile. 109 00:10:33,872 --> 00:10:37,657 - I just spit bile! - Don't talk about things you don't know. 110 00:10:37,751 --> 00:10:40,954 Mother has to eat. When you spit bile, you have to eat. 111 00:10:41,046 --> 00:10:44,582 - Who has a snack? - Just lacy panties. 112 00:10:44,758 --> 00:10:47,676 I do. A scrap of bacon and a piece of cheese. 113 00:10:47,761 --> 00:10:52,424 - Get rid of that! How it stinks! - Give me that cheese! 114 00:10:53,141 --> 00:10:55,953 What a weather! My feet are bruised! 115 00:10:56,059 --> 00:10:58,728 We should have taken the coach. 116 00:10:58,867 --> 00:11:03,098 Damn! The heel broke off. Just what I needed! 117 00:11:05,445 --> 00:11:07,018 Take my shoes, Father. 118 00:11:07,130 --> 00:11:10,564 No thanks. Mine are enough, and yours are too small. 119 00:11:10,602 --> 00:11:15,352 I have big feet. I can make them bleed. Like our Lord when he climbed Golgotha! 120 00:11:15,354 --> 00:11:18,386 Don't compare yourself to the Lord! Arrogance is sin! 121 00:11:18,388 --> 00:11:20,416 Put them back on! And hurry up! 122 00:11:22,337 --> 00:11:25,483 Forgive my impatience, Lord! Let's go. 123 00:11:28,051 --> 00:11:31,659 Is there anything left of that excellent cake 124 00:11:31,661 --> 00:11:33,600 your mom gave us for the road? 125 00:11:33,602 --> 00:11:34,431 All gone. 126 00:11:34,975 --> 00:11:38,128 You gobbled it up? You indulged in the sin of gluttony? 127 00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:41,483 No I gave it to the birds. Did I do wrong? 128 00:11:42,065 --> 00:11:45,815 Yes. We must also share with the animals. 129 00:11:49,281 --> 00:11:53,445 But not all of them. Hurry! Let us not waste time. 130 00:11:55,203 --> 00:11:58,739 Oh great! What did I say? Now my lace is drenched. 131 00:11:58,832 --> 00:12:01,668 We went to Luchon for a water cure, Mother and I. 132 00:12:01,751 --> 00:12:04,872 Luchon! How boring! Even cats will suicide! 133 00:12:04,963 --> 00:12:06,893 But we were had to shorten our stay 134 00:12:06,895 --> 00:12:10,361 only because a sharecropper lost his foot in the wine press! 135 00:12:10,409 --> 00:12:11,730 A foot? The poor man! 136 00:12:11,732 --> 00:12:13,369 In the middle of the harvest! 137 00:12:13,578 --> 00:12:18,053 Happily, they amputated the leg immediately to prevent gangrene! 138 00:12:18,203 --> 00:12:19,055 - How fortunate! - Yes! 139 00:12:19,112 --> 00:12:23,524 Not at all. We had to throw away wine so the rest wouldn't spoil. 140 00:12:23,589 --> 00:12:24,560 5,000 liters! 141 00:12:24,633 --> 00:12:26,536 How many bottles are that? 142 00:12:27,016 --> 00:12:30,428 6,666 bottles, standard 75 cl size. 143 00:12:30,665 --> 00:12:34,615 - Plus some left over. - You can't read but you can count, my child! 144 00:12:34,743 --> 00:12:38,511 The alphabet is for my brother. I can read. I am 17, Count. 145 00:12:38,513 --> 00:12:41,908 Speaking of bad luck, my sister just died from the Croup virus. 146 00:12:42,264 --> 00:12:43,826 Ate her up from inside. 147 00:12:43,896 --> 00:12:46,765 Can you please change subject? I am dining. 148 00:12:46,836 --> 00:12:50,287 Waddya think, Countess? That's good chow, eh? 149 00:12:52,801 --> 00:12:55,720 A priest and his novice! 150 00:12:59,839 --> 00:13:03,552 Dear brothers, would you kindly make some room for us? 151 00:13:03,647 --> 00:13:06,055 Thank you in advance, dear brothers. 152 00:13:11,790 --> 00:13:14,707 Philippe, make the lumberjack get out! 153 00:13:15,033 --> 00:13:18,320 Come on, get out! Give your place to the priest. 154 00:13:23,166 --> 00:13:24,752 Thank you, my son. 155 00:13:25,289 --> 00:13:26,853 This rain is really wet... 156 00:13:27,003 --> 00:13:29,304 - Get in! What are you waiting for? - I don't want to! 157 00:13:29,307 --> 00:13:31,127 I will continue on foot. Like Jesus bearing the cross. 158 00:13:31,129 --> 00:13:33,361 Get in! You slow us down! 159 00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:37,123 How did I deserve this? 160 00:13:50,268 --> 00:13:53,236 I am Father Carnus. Confessor to Octave's mother. 161 00:13:53,284 --> 00:13:55,488 His parents, from Privas, entrusted him to me 162 00:13:55,490 --> 00:13:58,639 to take him to the monastery of Grimontier. 163 00:13:58,743 --> 00:14:02,528 I also bring back a holy relic blessed by Monsignor Soupiot. 164 00:14:02,530 --> 00:14:04,773 I want to dedicate my life to God. 165 00:14:04,876 --> 00:14:07,582 I heard tell that the monks in Grimontier live in seclusion 166 00:14:07,584 --> 00:14:08,993 and take a vow of silence. 167 00:14:09,056 --> 00:14:10,404 And vow of chastity! 168 00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:14,664 A wonderful life that will give him great satisfaction. Right? 169 00:14:14,871 --> 00:14:18,320 It takes willpower to vow chastity at such a young age. 170 00:14:27,794 --> 00:14:30,883 Here, keep it! Winters are harsh up there. 171 00:14:42,454 --> 00:14:43,284 Dear God! 172 00:14:46,541 --> 00:14:48,618 - Get lost! - Come on! Scram! 173 00:15:07,145 --> 00:15:10,597 - It's ok. He's gone. - Thank you Lord, for sparing us! 174 00:15:10,690 --> 00:15:13,265 It was just a bear with a jingle cap. 175 00:15:13,777 --> 00:15:17,229 - But we broke an axle. - Can you fix that? 176 00:15:17,322 --> 00:15:20,608 There's an inn nearby. Maybe they have tools. 177 00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:22,644 And it's a great place to eat! 178 00:15:22,646 --> 00:15:25,296 Then let us kill two birds with one stone. 179 00:15:25,455 --> 00:15:27,950 - Octave hasn't eaten since this morning. - What?! 180 00:15:28,042 --> 00:15:32,206 You want to eat in a dive filled with cockroaches? Without me! 181 00:15:32,378 --> 00:15:35,499 Our house has no vermin, Countess. 182 00:16:26,141 --> 00:16:30,519 - "The Crusty Inn"! Nice name. - Not very appetizing. 183 00:16:30,645 --> 00:16:33,698 The innkeeper must have scabies! Go check, Philippe! 184 00:16:34,048 --> 00:16:35,221 Yes, Mother. 185 00:16:35,775 --> 00:16:40,021 - I'll go on alone to the monastery. - With a huge bear in the forest? 186 00:16:40,241 --> 00:16:42,816 My God. Young boys are fearless! 187 00:16:51,624 --> 00:16:54,098 Put them on. Maybe they fit. 188 00:16:54,671 --> 00:16:58,540 They stink like hell! Burn them in the fireplace! 189 00:17:00,175 --> 00:17:02,912 Hey there! Are you crusty people around? 190 00:17:02,990 --> 00:17:05,075 - You expect guests? - No. 191 00:17:05,263 --> 00:17:07,075 Violet, hide the body! 192 00:17:09,493 --> 00:17:11,497 No, idiot! Take him out back! 193 00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:13,150 Where should I put him? 194 00:17:13,931 --> 00:17:17,345 - What do I know? Anywhere! - Throw him to the pigs! 195 00:17:17,504 --> 00:17:18,567 Hurry up! 196 00:17:18,744 --> 00:17:20,101 I'm gonna burn his rags! 197 00:17:20,919 --> 00:17:23,333 - Is anybody home? - Yeah, I'm coming! 198 00:17:25,726 --> 00:17:27,751 Daddy, open up! It's me! 199 00:17:28,362 --> 00:17:30,850 - Rose! It's Mathilde! - Already? 200 00:17:30,959 --> 00:17:33,961 - Open up! I'm with customers. - Yeah, hurry up! Open already! 201 00:17:34,061 --> 00:17:37,147 - Is your father an idiot? - Open, damn it! 202 00:17:37,378 --> 00:17:40,499 - What a region of morons! - Customers! Oh, I see... 203 00:17:40,590 --> 00:17:42,100 Did you have a good trip? 204 00:17:42,271 --> 00:17:44,471 - Quite damp, actually. - Oh yes, damp... 205 00:17:44,473 --> 00:17:46,642 No wonder with that storm. It is raining, isn't it? 206 00:17:47,516 --> 00:17:48,708 Still... 207 00:17:48,711 --> 00:17:52,193 This rain is good for the yard. I remember a year... 208 00:17:52,195 --> 00:17:56,347 where all the cabbages dried up. They were like dust! 209 00:17:56,349 --> 00:18:00,038 No danger of that now, my son! Would you kindly open the door? 210 00:18:00,087 --> 00:18:04,019 - We are wet like sponges. - Give me a minute, I'll fetch the key. 211 00:18:05,114 --> 00:18:08,864 - You can open now. Who's there? - Customers. 6 or 7 of them. 212 00:18:09,020 --> 00:18:11,495 The hurdy-gurdy! Must I think of everything myself? 213 00:18:11,568 --> 00:18:13,225 Six or seven! 214 00:18:13,790 --> 00:18:15,318 We never had so many at once. 215 00:18:15,388 --> 00:18:17,314 - There's even a priest. - A priest? 216 00:18:17,395 --> 00:18:19,527 - What are you doing, daddy? - Coming! 217 00:18:20,126 --> 00:18:21,321 He's impossible! 218 00:18:21,460 --> 00:18:23,032 - Open up! - Yes. 219 00:18:23,538 --> 00:18:26,801 - Welcome to the Crusty Inn! - About time! 220 00:18:27,058 --> 00:18:27,985 Come in! 221 00:18:27,987 --> 00:18:30,906 The typical country smell! Heady with farm cheese. 222 00:18:30,955 --> 00:18:32,392 Feet, you mean! 223 00:18:32,433 --> 00:18:36,847 - What a dump. I knew it. - Warm yourself by the fire. 224 00:18:36,938 --> 00:18:39,992 We were expecting you on Sunday, and not in such good company. 225 00:18:40,050 --> 00:18:42,420 We broke an axle because of a crazy bear! 226 00:18:42,472 --> 00:18:43,749 A bear? Here? 227 00:18:43,842 --> 00:18:46,439 - I never heard such a thing. - Never! 228 00:18:46,476 --> 00:18:49,469 He was wearing a bell cap. Maybe it's the neighbor's? 229 00:18:49,471 --> 00:18:51,278 - We have no neighbors. - No neighbors. 230 00:18:51,369 --> 00:18:54,100 - Do you have tools for repairs? - And a bite to eat? 231 00:18:54,237 --> 00:18:55,883 My mother has the bile, she must eat! 232 00:18:55,893 --> 00:18:57,502 Don't tell my life story, Philippe! 233 00:18:57,571 --> 00:19:00,525 Do you have mulled wine? The little one might catch cold. 234 00:19:00,668 --> 00:19:03,257 Don't make it too strong. I'll try it first, he's underage. 235 00:19:03,513 --> 00:19:06,042 Right... so tools, food and mulled wine. 236 00:19:06,044 --> 00:19:08,661 Get a move on! What are you waiting for?! 237 00:19:08,871 --> 00:19:13,119 He's a moron from the Alps, Marie-Odile. Lack of iodine. Cretinous! 238 00:19:13,184 --> 00:19:18,510 We were all afraid, sir! Let us be comforted by the warm welcome of our hosts. 239 00:19:18,620 --> 00:19:20,972 Never forget: God hears us. 240 00:19:21,053 --> 00:19:23,896 Hurry! I need hangers to dry my laces! 241 00:19:23,898 --> 00:19:26,407 My wife will take off your wet coats and dry them. 242 00:19:26,409 --> 00:19:28,369 With pleasure, ladies and gents. 243 00:19:28,372 --> 00:19:31,742 - Hand me your wet things. - She'll put them to dry. 244 00:19:34,399 --> 00:19:37,412 I thought I heard the song "Frère Jacques" in the fireplace! 245 00:19:37,498 --> 00:19:40,826 It's the wind whistling through the chimney. Magical things happen here. 246 00:19:40,948 --> 00:19:44,550 - May I bring you some bacon? - How dare you bring fatty food! 247 00:19:44,866 --> 00:19:47,598 Make her bring cooked ham instead, Philippe. 248 00:19:47,871 --> 00:19:49,124 Did you hear? 249 00:19:50,573 --> 00:19:52,982 - I'll go find the tools. - Wait, innkeeper. 250 00:19:53,214 --> 00:19:57,109 Maybe it's this smell of feet, but I have a severe headache. 251 00:19:57,185 --> 00:19:59,842 I wish to lie down a while. Do you have a room? 252 00:19:59,850 --> 00:20:01,518 No! That is, yes of course. 253 00:20:01,606 --> 00:20:03,477 But don't use the bedding. 254 00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:07,340 We would have to charge you an overnight stay... oh, alright... 255 00:20:09,515 --> 00:20:14,605 Here you are. The privy is outside, right at the bottom of these stairs. 256 00:20:14,746 --> 00:20:17,209 I built the stairs myself. The privy, too. 257 00:20:17,473 --> 00:20:20,047 I used to travel around the country as a carpenter. 258 00:20:20,183 --> 00:20:22,861 Until I mutilated my elbow with a saw, that is. 259 00:20:23,428 --> 00:20:25,116 I'll wake you in 20 minutes. 260 00:20:25,409 --> 00:20:28,668 Seems like a bad idea to open an inn in such a desolate place. 261 00:20:28,682 --> 00:20:30,383 We enjoy our tranquility. 262 00:20:30,556 --> 00:20:33,186 You'll be more tranquil still once the new road opens. 263 00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:36,245 New road? There's a new road coming? 264 00:20:36,247 --> 00:20:39,758 Once the tunnel is done, everybody will travel through the Tarpiac valley. 265 00:20:39,919 --> 00:20:42,451 Tarpiac, the Tarpiac valley? Are you sure? 266 00:20:42,453 --> 00:20:44,735 Certain. As notary... 267 00:20:44,737 --> 00:20:46,344 I negotiated the land sale. 268 00:20:46,354 --> 00:20:47,953 We will have to sell! 269 00:20:49,269 --> 00:20:51,725 How much do you think this place would go for? 270 00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:52,511 Unsellable. 271 00:20:52,511 --> 00:20:55,174 Unsellable?? What will become of us, Martin? 272 00:20:55,176 --> 00:20:58,926 Such ingratitude. You bend over for the guests, and that's how they repay you? 273 00:20:59,155 --> 00:21:02,092 - Meanwhile you have customers waiting! - You're right. 274 00:21:02,329 --> 00:21:06,048 - And they have money to pay. - That notary has me stunned. 275 00:21:06,201 --> 00:21:10,020 - Easy on the booze, sweetie. - I told you, I'm stunned. 276 00:21:37,785 --> 00:21:39,397 What are you doing? 277 00:21:41,873 --> 00:21:43,972 Here you are. It melts on the tongue. 278 00:21:43,980 --> 00:21:46,936 - Oooh, ham! I'm hungry! - This is for Mother only! 279 00:21:47,063 --> 00:21:49,139 Was it a mistake to entrust them with our coats? 280 00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:51,986 Never fear, Ma'am. You are alone here. 281 00:21:57,457 --> 00:21:58,092 Yes? 282 00:21:58,875 --> 00:22:00,186 What's the matter, baby? 283 00:22:00,516 --> 00:22:02,633 The pigs don't want to eat the bear handler. 284 00:22:02,756 --> 00:22:05,293 Poor things, they can't stand that bear smell. 285 00:22:05,331 --> 00:22:08,127 Mirabelle even threw up, the poor dear. 286 00:22:08,852 --> 00:22:11,400 Ooh, he speaks with his hands! A mute! 287 00:22:11,402 --> 00:22:12,997 We noticed, Marie-Odile! 288 00:22:13,084 --> 00:22:15,646 I gained a basic knowledge of the deaf-mute language... 289 00:22:15,648 --> 00:22:18,974 to communicate with Canon Rasmussen, who took a vow of silence. 290 00:22:18,976 --> 00:22:21,598 What? You understood what he said? 291 00:22:21,721 --> 00:22:23,707 I think he spoke of an animal.... 292 00:22:23,724 --> 00:22:25,809 You don't say, Father! 293 00:22:26,591 --> 00:22:28,187 Can you repeat, my son? 294 00:22:28,223 --> 00:22:29,830 Be quiet! 295 00:22:30,975 --> 00:22:35,649 Your knowledge is not good enough. He obviously doesn't understand. 296 00:22:35,776 --> 00:22:38,778 Where did he come from? He looks like a dug-up potato. 297 00:22:39,014 --> 00:22:41,422 He just slaughtered the pig for dinner. 298 00:22:41,424 --> 00:22:44,719 Dinner?! We want to leave soon, we are expected at the castle! 299 00:22:44,721 --> 00:22:45,358 Philippe! 300 00:22:45,751 --> 00:22:48,667 Speed up the repairs! This driver is useless. 301 00:22:48,801 --> 00:22:53,249 A spit-roasted pig! I last ate that at the inauguration of Mgr. Soupiot. 302 00:22:53,350 --> 00:22:54,847 16 years ago. 303 00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:58,187 At least they started to eat the other man. 304 00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:01,615 What other man? 305 00:23:01,883 --> 00:23:04,635 A bearded guy with a vest. 306 00:23:05,206 --> 00:23:07,898 - What did he say, Father? - I don't know, he speaks too fast! 307 00:23:08,119 --> 00:23:10,139 Can you repeat more slowly? 308 00:23:10,141 --> 00:23:12,456 He is very moved, Father. First time he killed a pig. 309 00:23:12,458 --> 00:23:17,434 Slaughtering a pig for the first time is... very moving indeed. 310 00:23:17,567 --> 00:23:19,151 I remember, I wept. 311 00:23:19,153 --> 00:23:21,781 Mulled wine, Martin! Don't keep these gents waiting. 312 00:23:21,783 --> 00:23:24,154 Yes my dove, of course! You, follow me! 313 00:23:24,294 --> 00:23:26,944 Mother, have you noticed how different brother and sister are? 314 00:23:26,946 --> 00:23:30,010 - She is so graceful, whereas... - ... the fool is hideous. 315 00:23:30,189 --> 00:23:31,914 What matters is the beauty of the soul, Ma'am. 316 00:23:31,970 --> 00:23:34,374 When a child is different, you love it even more. 317 00:23:34,456 --> 00:23:39,088 How true! My father had a passion for his three-legged spaniel. 318 00:23:39,218 --> 00:23:41,114 My Violet would throw himself into the fire for his mom. 319 00:23:41,116 --> 00:23:42,895 Self-sacrifice is a beautiful thing. 320 00:23:42,950 --> 00:23:45,035 See Octave, we did well to stop here. 321 00:23:45,045 --> 00:23:47,203 But why "Violet"? This name? 322 00:23:47,205 --> 00:23:48,847 We found him naked in the forest. 323 00:23:48,849 --> 00:23:51,969 He must have been between 5 and 12 years old. 324 00:23:52,074 --> 00:23:55,907 He was eating berries and was all violet. That's why we called him Violet. 325 00:23:56,035 --> 00:23:58,257 Once you know the story, the name suits him! 326 00:23:58,366 --> 00:23:59,399 Rose! 327 00:24:00,886 --> 00:24:02,550 Why did you do that? Why? 328 00:24:02,552 --> 00:24:04,027 What else could he do? 329 00:24:04,181 --> 00:24:07,610 He was taken by surprise. It was a reflex, eh Violet? 330 00:24:08,144 --> 00:24:10,479 And why were you surprised? 331 00:24:10,638 --> 00:24:14,439 He smelled of the bear. The pigs didn't want to eat him. 332 00:24:14,643 --> 00:24:18,932 Here we are! He coddled them, so now our pigs fuss about their food! 333 00:24:19,421 --> 00:24:21,468 Stop talking to them! Got that? 334 00:24:21,471 --> 00:24:23,710 Problem is, they won't leave without the notary. 335 00:24:23,727 --> 00:24:24,890 I know, thanks! 336 00:24:24,892 --> 00:24:28,428 Give me another swig of booze. I'm really stunned. 337 00:24:32,335 --> 00:24:36,380 What do we do now? We could hang for this, Martin. 338 00:24:39,050 --> 00:24:41,022 - There's only one solution. - Which is? 339 00:24:41,523 --> 00:24:43,308 We must kill them all. 340 00:24:43,548 --> 00:24:46,780 But we only do single travelers. Never an entire group! 341 00:24:46,895 --> 00:24:50,740 This will be our apotheosis. Besides, I already have a plan. 342 00:24:51,172 --> 00:24:54,431 Listen, Martin: hands off the priest! 343 00:24:55,729 --> 00:24:57,808 You were right, Mother. 344 00:24:58,238 --> 00:25:01,416 The driver is a zero! Repairs will take forever! 345 00:25:01,530 --> 00:25:03,551 I hardly dare to sit, it's so dirty. 346 00:25:03,553 --> 00:25:06,532 And these innkeepers! They look like agitators! 347 00:25:06,534 --> 00:25:07,906 They should be slapped. 348 00:25:08,256 --> 00:25:12,492 The stink of that fireplace will permeate my lace. I won't be able to sell it! 349 00:25:12,625 --> 00:25:16,540 Forbearance, dear brothers! Yes, they smell. Why lie. 350 00:25:16,629 --> 00:25:19,880 But these poor people have kindness written on their faces. 351 00:25:20,153 --> 00:25:22,203 Pardon my intrusion. 352 00:25:25,481 --> 00:25:29,621 The hotel staff is happy to offer their gourmet menu. 353 00:25:29,703 --> 00:25:31,683 And a farandole of desserts. 354 00:25:31,790 --> 00:25:33,875 Oh? Who are the hotel staff? 355 00:25:34,021 --> 00:25:35,819 They are, Marie-Odile. Who else. 356 00:25:35,836 --> 00:25:37,921 What's the farandole of desserts? 357 00:25:38,945 --> 00:25:42,421 Let's try again, Violet. Say "A" like "aphid". 358 00:25:44,532 --> 00:25:47,997 No! Don't imitate an aphid! Just say "A". 359 00:25:50,466 --> 00:25:52,207 Let's try another letter. 360 00:25:54,893 --> 00:25:55,668 What? 361 00:25:56,864 --> 00:25:59,284 Oh, that's the chimney sweep from last month. 362 00:25:59,431 --> 00:26:01,516 Well, bury him under the big fir tree. 363 00:26:01,828 --> 00:26:04,458 The cheesemonger is already there. 364 00:26:04,575 --> 00:26:06,983 Oh yeah, I had forgotten him. 365 00:26:07,248 --> 00:26:10,082 Take him to the barn, and dig a hole in the straw. 366 00:26:10,155 --> 00:26:11,906 I'm going to help mom in the kitchen. 367 00:26:12,190 --> 00:26:14,022 Mathilde! I love you. 368 00:26:14,689 --> 00:26:17,080 I love you too, Violet. 369 00:26:25,773 --> 00:26:29,167 The countess won't sit down?! My chair is cleaner than her ass! 370 00:26:29,169 --> 00:26:33,909 - Who does the old bag think she is? - Calm down. We'll be on our way soon. 371 00:26:33,911 --> 00:26:36,718 In the Revolution, nobles lost their heads for less than that! 372 00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:37,170 True. 373 00:26:37,363 --> 00:26:40,697 I don't like that Marie-Odile. So I shoved my axe into her ribs... 374 00:26:40,699 --> 00:26:42,112 during the whole trip! 375 00:26:42,473 --> 00:26:44,120 Bravo! You're a model citizen. 376 00:26:44,286 --> 00:26:48,847 Tell you what? She would have liked if you shoved it somewhere else! 377 00:26:50,264 --> 00:26:52,841 You sure you don't have an entire wheel? 378 00:26:53,027 --> 00:26:56,778 I said part of a wheel. And I'm not even sure. 379 00:26:59,575 --> 00:27:01,086 What are you doing here?! 380 00:27:06,947 --> 00:27:10,472 The bear handler. Not buried yet. No space. 381 00:27:11,537 --> 00:27:13,231 And what's that? 382 00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:13,957 Huh? 383 00:27:14,241 --> 00:27:15,031 That. 384 00:27:16,017 --> 00:27:18,102 - What? - That! In the barrow! 385 00:27:18,796 --> 00:27:22,746 Oh, that! That's the pig. The one for dinner. 386 00:27:22,898 --> 00:27:24,737 But that's a huge pig! 387 00:27:25,038 --> 00:27:26,907 - Yes, that's right. - Yes. 388 00:27:27,397 --> 00:27:29,482 Indeed, it's a big pig. 389 00:27:29,941 --> 00:27:34,032 There's many acorns here. So all pigs in the region are really big. 390 00:27:34,106 --> 00:27:36,174 - Let's see it. - NO!! I mean no, not yet! 391 00:27:36,177 --> 00:27:38,549 There won't be any surprise on the plate anymore. 392 00:27:38,721 --> 00:27:39,722 Look at that! 393 00:27:41,969 --> 00:27:45,449 - What a splendid specimen! - Incredible, isn't it? 394 00:27:45,551 --> 00:27:49,121 Incredible, it's a pig! I mean, it's Gingerbread! 395 00:27:49,123 --> 00:27:53,053 Gingerbread is his friend! Gingerbread is the pig's name. 396 00:27:53,121 --> 00:27:55,590 Go butcher it in the kitchen. 397 00:27:55,897 --> 00:28:00,839 He is friends with Gingerbread, with all the pigs. Come on! 398 00:28:01,451 --> 00:28:04,953 That will do nicely. I'll carve it to size, then we can continue. 399 00:28:05,035 --> 00:28:06,922 - I will help you, we'll be faster. - No, wait a minute! 400 00:28:07,025 --> 00:28:10,359 Let me serve them dinner at least. I have to make a living, you know. 401 00:28:10,418 --> 00:28:12,827 You have one hour. My girl is waiting. 402 00:28:13,264 --> 00:28:16,610 At least take the time to eat. So we didn't kill the pig in vain. 403 00:28:22,988 --> 00:28:24,836 This is pretty! 404 00:28:25,300 --> 00:28:27,385 And your tax collector? Did you meet in the city? 405 00:28:27,820 --> 00:28:30,971 - Yes, he's going to ask for my hand. - Wonderful. 406 00:28:31,077 --> 00:28:33,062 I don't want him. He drinks and he stinks. 407 00:28:33,064 --> 00:28:36,120 Don't tell your father! He dreams of a tax collector in the family. 408 00:28:36,546 --> 00:28:41,123 - Look, sweetie! Isn't that gorgeous! - I knew it! That's instinct, that is. 409 00:28:41,244 --> 00:28:43,792 As soon as they came in, I knew we hit the jackpot! 410 00:28:44,089 --> 00:28:47,006 My beauty! You'll have a fairytale wedding. 411 00:28:47,196 --> 00:28:48,143 We'll see. 412 00:28:48,604 --> 00:28:49,299 Huh? 413 00:28:49,486 --> 00:28:50,729 Oh nothing... 414 00:28:50,885 --> 00:28:53,062 The driver has to go first. 415 00:28:53,971 --> 00:28:56,805 He's in a hurry because he has a little bitch waiting for him. 416 00:28:58,044 --> 00:29:00,799 Why are you howling like a girl? 417 00:29:00,951 --> 00:29:04,487 Come on, Martin! Violet is cutting up Gingerbread. 418 00:29:05,235 --> 00:29:08,357 He must get tougher, if he's ever going to make it in life. 419 00:29:11,682 --> 00:29:15,999 - Oh, what a fine cloth. - This silk hides a treasure. 420 00:29:16,167 --> 00:29:19,123 A piece of shin from the patron saint of the coopers on the Isère river. 421 00:29:19,232 --> 00:29:23,179 - A scrap of bone. - From Saint Barnabas the Goitrous! 422 00:29:25,619 --> 00:29:28,302 I'm taking this marvel back to the monastery. 423 00:29:28,304 --> 00:29:30,835 The gold needed welding, only city folk know how. 424 00:29:30,837 --> 00:29:31,637 That's gold? 425 00:29:31,700 --> 00:29:35,994 Yes. Gold, rubies, emeralds and also a few diamonds. 426 00:29:36,096 --> 00:29:38,911 But nothing as precious as this shinbone. 427 00:29:38,943 --> 00:29:39,859 Certainly not... 428 00:29:39,942 --> 00:29:42,027 Don't forget the wine, innkeeper! 429 00:29:42,051 --> 00:29:45,558 The wine! The best! Immediately! It reminds me of Christmas Eve... 430 00:29:45,568 --> 00:29:48,530 baby Jesus in the straw and the three kings! 431 00:29:48,546 --> 00:29:49,511 It's magnificent! 432 00:29:49,722 --> 00:29:52,260 - Set the table, Mathilde! - Where are you going? 433 00:29:52,402 --> 00:29:54,301 To help the young girl set the table. 434 00:29:54,367 --> 00:29:56,913 Good preparation for the monastery duties. 435 00:29:56,976 --> 00:30:02,017 Oooh, it's already dry! No wonder. Lace is full of holes! 436 00:30:02,871 --> 00:30:06,865 Philippe, take care! The "Lace" is enmeshing that airhead Marie-Odile. 437 00:30:06,867 --> 00:30:10,094 Never fear, Mother. The boy is gay as a daffodil. 438 00:30:10,245 --> 00:30:11,278 I can tell. 439 00:30:11,408 --> 00:30:13,598 You can try it on, without any obligation. 440 00:30:16,877 --> 00:30:19,787 I need that little church! I've never seen such a marvel. 441 00:30:19,899 --> 00:30:23,142 So what? It's a relic. We sell it, we get caught. 442 00:30:23,144 --> 00:30:25,475 Why sell? We're going to melt it. 443 00:30:25,477 --> 00:30:28,793 And with the bling I'll make you a necklace, my beautiful. 444 00:30:28,983 --> 00:30:31,938 We never killed a priest. And we're not starting now. 445 00:30:31,987 --> 00:30:33,203 - It would be a good start. - You have no faith! 446 00:30:33,521 --> 00:30:35,654 - You have no faith! - And you do? 447 00:30:35,727 --> 00:30:39,321 Yes I do! I respect priests, and I hope to have one around on my dying day! 448 00:30:39,366 --> 00:30:42,033 I'll find you another. There's loads of them! 449 00:30:44,150 --> 00:30:45,402 Something's stuck! 450 00:30:45,395 --> 00:30:47,480 - What's wrong? - The plug is gone. 451 00:30:47,584 --> 00:30:49,596 Maybe it fell in and clogged the tap. 452 00:30:50,226 --> 00:30:53,585 Remember the cards, earlier? I drew death twice. 453 00:30:53,927 --> 00:30:56,996 - Maybe that's for us, not them! - Stop it! You're gonna jinx us. 454 00:30:57,269 --> 00:30:59,638 What's this? It feels flabby... 455 00:31:00,848 --> 00:31:02,488 A rat! What a mess! 456 00:31:03,308 --> 00:31:05,891 Dead rat in the plonk. That's a bad omen, Martin! 457 00:31:05,988 --> 00:31:07,941 All right! But your priest had better scram. 458 00:31:07,943 --> 00:31:10,029 Or he's next, right after the lumberjack! 459 00:31:12,006 --> 00:31:13,158 - Smells OK. - Perfect. 460 00:31:20,826 --> 00:31:23,708 Wonderful. This bodice looks like it was made for you. 461 00:31:23,971 --> 00:31:26,680 - What are you doing? - Pulling it up. 462 00:31:26,874 --> 00:31:29,370 You have charms that you should emphasize. 463 00:31:29,644 --> 00:31:32,632 - Stop! I'll call my husband. - Go ahead, call him. 464 00:31:33,915 --> 00:31:38,833 - Do you like that? - Stop it. Stop it! 465 00:31:40,122 --> 00:31:42,120 You are a lout, monsieur! 466 00:31:45,392 --> 00:31:48,819 - So what is a novice? - A boy who wants to become a monk. 467 00:31:48,966 --> 00:31:50,611 I learn the prayers and Latin. 468 00:31:50,774 --> 00:31:53,479 Why don't you first wait for a heartbreak to become a monk? 469 00:31:53,952 --> 00:31:55,928 You need a girl to be lovesick. 470 00:31:56,743 --> 00:31:59,509 If you give me back the plates, they will never eat! 471 00:32:01,617 --> 00:32:06,141 - Girls are easier to learn than Latin. - I don't understand either. 472 00:32:06,455 --> 00:32:08,629 Well I can't teach you Latin. 473 00:32:11,224 --> 00:32:13,655 A simple country wine, but it has character. 474 00:32:17,225 --> 00:32:20,092 It tastes rancid! That wine's corked! 475 00:32:20,095 --> 00:32:22,650 It looks like there's hair growing in it! 476 00:32:22,805 --> 00:32:25,216 That is only tannin. It's not decanted, you see. 477 00:32:25,218 --> 00:32:27,841 You are unfair. I've had worse communion wine. 478 00:32:27,896 --> 00:32:32,236 What matters is the generosity of these people who share their bread with us. 479 00:32:32,443 --> 00:32:35,063 Christmas ham on the bone! 480 00:32:35,995 --> 00:32:38,774 Corkscrew, one of our best boars. He was 3 years old. 481 00:32:38,844 --> 00:32:42,730 We should also get the notary. He must be starving. 482 00:32:42,832 --> 00:32:48,428 No! I talked to him. He wants to be alone, he has a terrible headache. 483 00:32:48,497 --> 00:32:52,600 Philippe, bring him down. Headaches are like bile: he must eat! 484 00:32:52,602 --> 00:32:57,579 I said no! I mean, no need for him to come down. I'll bring him a plate. 485 00:32:59,104 --> 00:33:01,175 Let's eat, then! 486 00:33:01,775 --> 00:33:03,095 Do you have money, Father? 487 00:33:03,334 --> 00:33:06,953 - Never on my person. - Without money, you can't pay. 488 00:33:07,159 --> 00:33:08,646 So off you go. Now! 489 00:33:10,405 --> 00:33:11,998 - You are joking, dear child? - Nope. 490 00:33:12,157 --> 00:33:14,292 Grab your stuff and scram, you and the young one. 491 00:33:14,335 --> 00:33:16,657 You are kicking us out? With that bear in the woods? 492 00:33:16,659 --> 00:33:17,478 God will protect you. 493 00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:19,525 Leave God out of it! This is about wild animals. 494 00:33:19,527 --> 00:33:21,260 No it's about my cash book! 495 00:33:21,582 --> 00:33:25,601 I will say this: your book will not open the door to Paradise! 496 00:33:25,850 --> 00:33:29,189 - Octave, rejoice. We're leaving! - I'm not done setting the table. 497 00:33:29,191 --> 00:33:31,163 Don't question my authority! 498 00:33:31,305 --> 00:33:33,217 A bowl of groats awaits you in the monastery. 499 00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:37,021 - Won't you eat with us? - Alas no. We cannot pay our share. 500 00:33:37,254 --> 00:33:39,439 Surely our hosts will give you credit. 501 00:33:39,444 --> 00:33:40,991 Sure, credit could be an option. 502 00:33:40,993 --> 00:33:42,475 No, no it's not! 503 00:33:42,629 --> 00:33:45,647 We'd love to but we had a terrible winter, Martin! 504 00:33:45,878 --> 00:33:46,909 Big loss of earnings. 505 00:33:47,847 --> 00:33:49,983 All right, I understand. Let's go, Octave. 506 00:33:50,089 --> 00:33:53,415 The bear is waiting for us. It is really a cruel world. 507 00:33:53,453 --> 00:33:56,492 Don't go! I have an idea. We'll take a collection. 508 00:33:56,590 --> 00:33:57,466 No, Mathilde! 509 00:33:57,902 --> 00:34:00,752 The youth are full of initiative! Bravo, Brunhilde! 510 00:34:00,757 --> 00:34:02,250 - Mathilde. - Whatever. 511 00:34:02,315 --> 00:34:05,089 See my daughter's generosity. She's just like her father. 512 00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:07,028 Let the basket go around. 513 00:34:07,965 --> 00:34:09,004 I'm putting one franc. 514 00:34:11,672 --> 00:34:14,132 Me too! I'm also donating a franc. 515 00:34:16,134 --> 00:34:18,887 Ooops, Philippe... I only have a gold piece. 516 00:34:24,416 --> 00:34:26,537 - Ma'am? - Philippe! 517 00:34:27,688 --> 00:34:30,023 My spouse already gave for the whole family. 518 00:34:33,649 --> 00:34:36,604 Here, Father. For you. 519 00:34:39,733 --> 00:34:42,345 How lucky to have such a daughter. 520 00:34:43,227 --> 00:34:45,279 That collection will cost you dearly. 521 00:34:45,373 --> 00:34:49,150 Help! Somebody help me! 522 00:34:52,851 --> 00:34:54,730 The wedge has slipped! Hurry! 523 00:34:54,956 --> 00:34:56,767 It's unhoped-for. God is with us. 524 00:34:56,769 --> 00:34:58,691 Hold on, buddy! We'll get you out of there. 525 00:34:58,832 --> 00:35:02,529 Oh my God! I can't even help, I've dislocated both arms! 526 00:35:02,605 --> 00:35:04,626 When I rang vespers. The bell stroke back. 527 00:35:04,628 --> 00:35:06,130 - No matter, Father. - No. 528 00:35:06,902 --> 00:35:08,934 Oh dear, it's too heavy. We'll never make it! 529 00:35:09,204 --> 00:35:11,122 - Watch out! - Oops, sorry! 530 00:35:11,195 --> 00:35:13,988 - We need a lever. - Great idea! His axe! 531 00:35:14,154 --> 00:35:15,220 Where is your axe? 532 00:35:16,743 --> 00:35:19,332 - De-de-de-dere! - What's that? 533 00:35:19,377 --> 00:35:21,457 Back de-de-dere! There! 534 00:35:21,622 --> 00:35:24,194 Speak up, we can't understand you! 535 00:35:24,196 --> 00:35:27,236 Back dere! De-de-de-de-de-there! 536 00:35:27,261 --> 00:35:30,460 - It's in the coach. Go, Martin. - In the coach! Naturally! 537 00:35:30,787 --> 00:35:33,444 - Not in de coach. - Sorry, we don't understand. 538 00:35:35,789 --> 00:35:37,595 Stop that! You're gonna crush him! 539 00:35:37,625 --> 00:35:40,746 - Where is that axe? - Search everywhere! 540 00:35:41,334 --> 00:35:44,616 - Come out! He's dying! - I can't find it! 541 00:35:44,618 --> 00:35:48,568 - That axe must be somewhere! - I couldn't find it, sorry. 542 00:35:48,882 --> 00:35:50,621 Stop! He's gonna die! 543 00:36:12,767 --> 00:36:15,060 He's pretty strong, your sonny! 544 00:36:15,573 --> 00:36:18,208 It's a miracle. God gave him this power. 545 00:36:18,991 --> 00:36:21,994 But... but why did you step in the coach? 546 00:36:22,711 --> 00:36:25,280 Panic. Pure panic. 547 00:36:25,371 --> 00:36:28,817 Martin will bring you to the monastery, they'll take care of you. Right, Martin? 548 00:36:29,505 --> 00:36:31,687 You really are an idiot. We almost had him! 549 00:36:31,689 --> 00:36:36,055 Use your brains! And improvise! Know what that means, you ninny? 550 00:36:36,293 --> 00:36:39,688 What's in your head!? Sometimes I wonder. 551 00:36:39,799 --> 00:36:43,540 The head, the ears. Do you even use them at all? 552 00:36:53,124 --> 00:36:56,527 I broke my ribs I think. I can feel them in my lungs. 553 00:36:56,670 --> 00:37:00,206 - I'd prefer to sleep in your barn. - You are strong, aren't you! 554 00:37:00,290 --> 00:37:03,937 They will help you in the monastery. They got syrups and salves... 555 00:37:03,940 --> 00:37:06,900 You will be pampered. They've been aiding the poor since the Crusades. 556 00:37:06,922 --> 00:37:08,502 I'm not poor, I'm a lumberjack! 557 00:37:08,505 --> 00:37:12,192 Whatever. Let's move on. I must get back to my inn. 558 00:37:16,292 --> 00:37:20,891 Why did you push him? We wanted to drown him! In the acorn pool. 559 00:37:21,061 --> 00:37:22,438 I improvised. 560 00:37:22,561 --> 00:37:23,697 Yeah, great. 561 00:37:24,930 --> 00:37:26,662 How do we pick his pockets now? 562 00:37:27,477 --> 00:37:29,750 Dumbass! Nincompoop! 563 00:37:29,808 --> 00:37:32,565 It's strange that you want to sleep on boards at your age. 564 00:37:32,567 --> 00:37:34,761 And get up in the middle of the night to sing hymns. 565 00:37:34,763 --> 00:37:37,669 Maybe if you were lame, or hunchbacked, or ugly... 566 00:37:38,208 --> 00:37:39,091 But you're not. 567 00:37:39,261 --> 00:37:42,560 What matters is the soul. Maybe mine is ugly? 568 00:37:42,641 --> 00:37:45,937 - I doubt that. - You don't even know me! 569 00:37:48,802 --> 00:37:50,800 I could get to know you. 570 00:38:13,020 --> 00:38:19,000 You won't tempt me, Satan! I am not your servant! 571 00:38:19,185 --> 00:38:22,059 After three glasses, one gets used to that wine... 572 00:38:22,061 --> 00:38:23,591 Not too much for me, I'm not used to it. 573 00:38:23,636 --> 00:38:26,352 "Moderare bibere, corpe sana gardarem." 574 00:38:26,466 --> 00:38:29,383 Moderate drinking pleasure keeps the body healthy. 575 00:38:30,648 --> 00:38:32,773 Why are you all wet? You'll die of cold! 576 00:38:32,775 --> 00:38:34,253 So will I! The door! 577 00:38:34,277 --> 00:38:36,351 Father! We must leave immediately! 578 00:38:36,634 --> 00:38:38,420 Why? Did something scare you? 579 00:38:38,423 --> 00:38:40,598 I wanna go to the monastery and sleep on the boards. 580 00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:44,281 Don't worry! They will still be there tomorrow, nobody will steal them. 581 00:38:44,284 --> 00:38:46,540 We have to go. The devil is in the inn! 582 00:38:46,999 --> 00:38:50,950 The devil! What does he look like? We would all like to know. 583 00:38:51,004 --> 00:38:52,830 Does he wear lace petticoats? 584 00:38:52,832 --> 00:38:56,854 There's no more devil here than... a chicken with teeth. 585 00:38:56,857 --> 00:38:58,490 - Now sit down and eat! - Not hungry! 586 00:38:58,563 --> 00:39:00,869 - I'm leaving. Alone. - You stay! That is an order! 587 00:39:00,871 --> 00:39:03,029 - Shit! - How disrespectful! 588 00:39:03,031 --> 00:39:06,030 Stay or leave, but close that door! I'm freezing. 589 00:39:06,761 --> 00:39:09,557 - Help me! Stay here! - Let me go! 590 00:39:09,711 --> 00:39:10,901 Help me reason with him! 591 00:39:10,903 --> 00:39:13,403 I cannnot condone any violence against youth. 592 00:39:14,254 --> 00:39:15,749 The little brat! 593 00:39:19,025 --> 00:39:20,580 Perfect. Thank you sir. 594 00:39:20,679 --> 00:39:23,094 Let's remove his shoes, by precaution. 595 00:39:23,436 --> 00:39:26,121 To think that obedience is a duty for a Pompians. 596 00:39:26,122 --> 00:39:28,634 Pompians? The President of the Privas Court? 597 00:39:28,805 --> 00:39:30,708 - His father. - My God! 598 00:39:30,857 --> 00:39:32,306 An old robe-wearing family. 599 00:39:32,308 --> 00:39:36,160 But Octave preferred poorer dress... a monks' robe. 600 00:39:38,240 --> 00:39:40,932 Hide them well, child. So we can eat in peace. 601 00:39:41,886 --> 00:39:43,935 Don't give them to the devil! 602 00:40:13,275 --> 00:40:16,019 Sausages and cheese pies before the soup. 603 00:40:16,703 --> 00:40:20,004 The sausages look delicious! This will be a feast, my brothers! 604 00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:23,861 - You don't say grace, Father?! - I was about to... 605 00:40:26,489 --> 00:40:31,353 Dominis nomine benedictum. Et ora et labora. Dominis nomine... 606 00:40:31,508 --> 00:40:32,449 Ad odie. 607 00:40:32,745 --> 00:40:35,249 - Amen. - Bon appetit, dear brothers! 608 00:40:35,591 --> 00:40:39,921 Nice language, Latin! It gives the impression of being intelligent. 609 00:40:39,923 --> 00:40:43,126 Quite right, Marie-Odile. It's only an impression. 610 00:40:43,339 --> 00:40:45,643 Octave, make yourself useful and serve us. 611 00:40:46,129 --> 00:40:47,805 What is it, son? 612 00:40:47,854 --> 00:40:49,834 Mom wants to see you upstairs. 613 00:40:50,020 --> 00:40:52,405 I'm afraid that I do not understand you. 614 00:40:52,617 --> 00:40:53,688 Excuse me. 615 00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:55,526 What? 616 00:40:55,528 --> 00:40:58,080 Mom is bad. You have to come to her room. 617 00:40:58,349 --> 00:41:01,923 I don't understand a word. Nothing. Absolutely nothing! 618 00:41:02,573 --> 00:41:06,240 - How to tell him I don't understand? - Ignore him and eat. He'll catch on. 619 00:41:06,478 --> 00:41:10,067 - I think you should go with him. - Not now, we're eating! 620 00:41:10,565 --> 00:41:12,763 Not now! We're eating! 621 00:41:15,141 --> 00:41:17,476 I think he finally got it. 622 00:41:17,782 --> 00:41:20,203 Enough already! We are hungry! 623 00:41:20,293 --> 00:41:23,017 Stop pissing us off while we're eating! 624 00:41:24,471 --> 00:41:25,898 Forgive me, Lord! 625 00:41:26,452 --> 00:41:29,146 I am giving in to the sin of gluttony. 626 00:41:29,435 --> 00:41:31,313 I deserve to fast. 627 00:41:31,415 --> 00:41:33,097 Why are you shouting, Father? 628 00:41:33,395 --> 00:41:34,664 What's going on, Violet? 629 00:41:34,860 --> 00:41:39,380 Mom is sick. He only thinks of eating. He doesn't want to go to her. 630 00:41:39,486 --> 00:41:42,909 - What is he miming now? - I don't speak to him anymore. 631 00:41:44,993 --> 00:41:47,402 Your mother? What, all of a sudden? 632 00:41:47,747 --> 00:41:49,279 You should have told me! 633 00:41:50,488 --> 00:41:52,903 Excuse me, dear friends. I'm needed. 634 00:41:53,138 --> 00:41:56,056 Octave, keep my sausage warm. Cold it gives me cramps. 635 00:42:17,026 --> 00:42:18,200 Are you tired? 636 00:42:18,237 --> 00:42:20,573 - It's not like you're dying, is it! - Yes I am! 637 00:42:20,804 --> 00:42:23,375 - You don't look sick. - Confess me, Father! 638 00:42:23,523 --> 00:42:24,915 You never know! 639 00:42:24,952 --> 00:42:28,120 If it's because you were gonna throw me out, I forgive you! 640 00:42:28,307 --> 00:42:30,275 But there's more, Father! 641 00:42:30,346 --> 00:42:32,505 Would you refuse to confess me? 642 00:42:32,540 --> 00:42:34,715 But I can't just confess you like that! 643 00:42:34,716 --> 00:42:37,551 I need a church, a confessional! With a lattice... 644 00:42:37,553 --> 00:42:39,287 A lattice? Why a lattice? 645 00:42:39,458 --> 00:42:40,989 So I don't know who it is. 646 00:42:41,034 --> 00:42:42,724 But you know who I am. 647 00:42:42,736 --> 00:42:44,887 We either do this properly or not at all! 648 00:42:44,895 --> 00:42:45,351 Right! 649 00:42:46,761 --> 00:42:48,609 You look much better! 650 00:42:50,301 --> 00:42:54,079 Mathilde! Tell Violet I need the chestnut grill! 651 00:42:54,145 --> 00:42:57,467 - The chestnut grill? - You wanted a lattice, didn't you? 652 00:42:57,981 --> 00:43:02,318 Is it true that priests never tell anyone what they heard in confession? 653 00:43:02,538 --> 00:43:05,888 Confession has been going on for centuries. God knows that makes a lot of sins. 654 00:43:05,890 --> 00:43:09,159 But the Seal of Confession has never, ever been violated. 655 00:43:09,191 --> 00:43:09,893 Not once? 656 00:43:10,005 --> 00:43:13,186 Saint Anselm let his tongue be ripped out by Visigoths 657 00:43:13,262 --> 00:43:16,797 with red-hot tongs, rather than reveal what was confided in him. 658 00:43:16,832 --> 00:43:18,902 Even though it wasn't important. 659 00:43:18,939 --> 00:43:21,206 How did they know it wasn't imporant? 660 00:43:22,318 --> 00:43:24,957 I don't know. I don't know! 661 00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:39,556 Well then. 662 00:43:40,330 --> 00:43:42,693 And you? Would you let them rip out your tongue? 663 00:43:42,724 --> 00:43:46,701 Doesn't matter. It goes in one ear and out the other anyway. 664 00:43:46,808 --> 00:43:48,557 Now say your confiteor. 665 00:43:49,669 --> 00:43:52,587 - I don't remember! - When was your last confession? 666 00:43:52,903 --> 00:43:53,917 Twenty years? 667 00:43:54,162 --> 00:43:56,036 Twenty years! It will take all night! 668 00:43:56,038 --> 00:43:58,123 Yes, if you keep interrupting me! 669 00:43:59,041 --> 00:44:01,034 We have had the inn for 20 years. 670 00:44:01,163 --> 00:44:04,099 Martin was traveling the country as a carpenter before that. 671 00:44:04,193 --> 00:44:05,758 He was a handsome guy. 672 00:44:05,869 --> 00:44:08,361 His masterpiece was a spiral staircase. 673 00:44:08,552 --> 00:44:12,254 The carpenters fixed it badly. It collapsed. Two people died. 674 00:44:12,256 --> 00:44:13,969 That happens. An accident. 675 00:44:14,212 --> 00:44:17,414 I once had a beadle who suffocated before my eyes on an apple. 676 00:44:17,561 --> 00:44:20,566 - He choked, turned blue and... - Anyway. 677 00:44:20,733 --> 00:44:22,616 Martin was struck from the guild. 678 00:44:22,827 --> 00:44:25,044 They robbed him of his best years. 679 00:44:25,265 --> 00:44:27,883 That's why we bought this inn, and now it's worthless! 680 00:44:28,075 --> 00:44:29,677 Because of the new road. 681 00:44:30,385 --> 00:44:31,974 Do you know about the road? 682 00:44:33,487 --> 00:44:35,313 Gentlemen, all aboard! It's repaired! 683 00:44:35,398 --> 00:44:38,359 We are at the table! What lack of manners! 684 00:44:38,361 --> 00:44:40,630 Indeed! The meal has just started. 685 00:44:40,817 --> 00:44:43,632 But every hour of delay will be docked from my pay. 686 00:44:43,633 --> 00:44:45,645 Philippe, tell him we don't care about his pay. 687 00:44:45,647 --> 00:44:48,256 Right! We won't go hungry just to enrich you. 688 00:44:48,706 --> 00:44:52,491 - Have a bowl of soup in the kitchen. - Not too much, he'll fall asleep! 689 00:44:52,748 --> 00:44:55,574 Why is he getting soup before us?! That's unfair! 690 00:44:55,576 --> 00:44:58,329 It's better to steer a coach with an empty stomach! 691 00:44:58,601 --> 00:45:01,603 And then on a rainy day, we found our little Violet. 692 00:45:01,857 --> 00:45:03,198 It all started with him. 693 00:45:03,335 --> 00:45:04,902 You know how he got the name? 694 00:45:05,242 --> 00:45:07,729 I know. The forest, the berries, all naked, all violet. 695 00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:10,678 - Come to the point, my child. - I'm coming to it! 696 00:45:10,810 --> 00:45:12,731 A few months later, it was in March... 697 00:45:13,628 --> 00:45:14,519 or April? 698 00:45:14,995 --> 00:45:17,735 - Was it March or April? - Let's say in spring. 699 00:45:17,816 --> 00:45:19,040 Exactly. In spring. 700 00:45:19,622 --> 00:45:22,200 A cheesemonger came to us on his horse. 701 00:45:22,551 --> 00:45:25,430 The little one was between, oh, five and twelve years old. 702 00:45:25,623 --> 00:45:29,325 - We never knew his age! We found him. - I already know all that! 703 00:45:29,327 --> 00:45:32,194 This is a confession! If your conscience is troubling you... 704 00:45:32,433 --> 00:45:35,141 go ahead, my child. Relieve yourself. 705 00:45:35,143 --> 00:45:36,803 I'm getting to it, Father. 706 00:45:37,305 --> 00:45:39,974 The cheesemonger climbed a ladder to pick apples. 707 00:45:40,163 --> 00:45:42,413 He wanted us to try his Brie with apples. 708 00:45:42,422 --> 00:45:45,031 Apples go very well with Brie. Did you know that? 709 00:45:45,033 --> 00:45:46,841 No. You can't know everything. 710 00:45:47,028 --> 00:45:50,694 The little boy wanted to talk to him. He loves to communicate, my Violet. 711 00:45:50,807 --> 00:45:54,258 But because of his disability, the cheesemonger didn't understand him. 712 00:45:54,382 --> 00:45:57,064 - It's understandable, the poor man. - And that made Violet mad. 713 00:45:57,185 --> 00:45:58,321 He shook the ladder. 714 00:45:58,917 --> 00:46:01,002 Even as a child, he was very strong! 715 00:46:01,318 --> 00:46:02,875 We kept the horse for a long time. 716 00:46:03,445 --> 00:46:05,531 The horse? What's a horse go to do with anything? 717 00:46:05,533 --> 00:46:08,405 Because the cheesemonger fell off the ladder! Aren't you listening? 718 00:46:08,610 --> 00:46:12,467 I remember well, he was the first. We put him under the apple tree. 719 00:46:12,881 --> 00:46:15,707 Under the apple tree? How so, under the tree? 720 00:46:15,802 --> 00:46:18,479 - Well in the ground, he was dead! - Dead? 721 00:46:18,900 --> 00:46:21,475 It must have been a terrible shock. A guest, dead... 722 00:46:21,611 --> 00:46:24,262 Especially for Violet. It changed him completely. 723 00:46:24,413 --> 00:46:27,997 The next one was a bachelor from Saint-Etienne. That was better. 724 00:46:28,483 --> 00:46:31,604 - Why better? - Few people mourn bachelors. 725 00:46:31,694 --> 00:46:34,957 You mean he died too? And how did he die? 726 00:46:35,116 --> 00:46:38,218 I'd rather not tell you. It may spoil your appetite. 727 00:46:38,395 --> 00:46:41,485 - After all, he was only a beginner. - A beginner? In what? 728 00:46:41,663 --> 00:46:43,874 He had an angelic patience with him, my Martin. 729 00:46:44,053 --> 00:46:48,099 For hours he helped him practice with rabbits, old goats, dogs... 730 00:46:48,264 --> 00:46:50,564 And starting with the third, they suffered much less. 731 00:46:51,360 --> 00:46:52,727 Wait... 732 00:46:54,458 --> 00:46:57,211 Are you saying that you murdered your guests? 733 00:46:57,371 --> 00:47:00,974 - It's so quiet here. It's tempting. - Tempting? 734 00:47:01,975 --> 00:47:04,680 - But... how many? - We stopped counting. 735 00:47:07,292 --> 00:47:10,908 - Surely not more than ten? - You can add a few more! 736 00:47:11,035 --> 00:47:13,450 Twenty? Thirty! But no more! 737 00:47:13,576 --> 00:47:17,166 Think, Father. Thirty in twenty years, how much would that be? 738 00:47:17,211 --> 00:47:21,544 One and a half guests a year? We should have closed shop long ago! 739 00:47:22,681 --> 00:47:24,843 Of course, of course... 740 00:47:25,316 --> 00:47:26,468 How many then? 741 00:47:27,002 --> 00:47:30,448 True. If If I don't tell everything, you cannot forgive me everything. 742 00:47:31,875 --> 00:47:35,541 The third one was a pharmacist with his assistant. Four. 743 00:47:35,696 --> 00:47:38,036 The fifth... you're standing on it. 744 00:47:38,134 --> 00:47:41,131 No! He was a carpet dealer. 745 00:47:41,305 --> 00:47:43,531 Don't make me laugh, we'll never finish! 746 00:47:48,741 --> 00:47:52,562 - Really delicious, your soup! - My Rose is a pearl. 747 00:47:52,707 --> 00:47:55,828 - Can I have some more? It's so good. - Sure! You make me happy. 748 00:47:59,868 --> 00:48:04,198 - I must have the recipe for my mom. - Stir it up. You'll be surprised. 749 00:48:04,536 --> 00:48:06,497 What are you doing?! 750 00:48:12,895 --> 00:48:16,860 We want soup! We want soup! 751 00:48:16,862 --> 00:48:18,010 Almost ready! 752 00:48:18,012 --> 00:48:20,714 We want soup! We want soup! 753 00:48:21,642 --> 00:48:25,343 What did you do with the kitchen?! Mom will be so angry! 754 00:48:25,395 --> 00:48:27,452 Where's your mother? 755 00:48:27,761 --> 00:48:29,869 - In the room with the priest. - What are they doing? 756 00:48:29,870 --> 00:48:32,729 - Roasting chestnuts. - Spare me the details! 757 00:48:32,731 --> 00:48:35,845 - Come on, he's a priest. - With a cassock I'm one too! 758 00:48:35,911 --> 00:48:39,277 - A HUNDRED AND TWO?? - Sorry, Father. 103. With the notary. 759 00:48:39,387 --> 00:48:42,783 - Notary... ours? - Well, he's a bit ours now... 760 00:48:42,918 --> 00:48:45,955 Oh, and the lumberjack. 104. We're swamped tonight. 761 00:48:46,193 --> 00:48:47,370 104... 762 00:48:48,271 --> 00:48:52,040 All those unfortunates, dumped in a hole. Without a grave, without sacraments. 763 00:48:52,042 --> 00:48:54,971 - This is devil's work! - We didn't bury them all. 764 00:48:55,648 --> 00:48:58,485 - Where are the others? - Fed them to the pigs. 765 00:48:58,674 --> 00:49:01,004 You fed good Christians to your pigs? 766 00:49:01,015 --> 00:49:04,966 They eat pork, don't they! Me I don't eat much pork, anymore. 767 00:49:05,022 --> 00:49:08,415 This is too much! I cannot grant you absolution. 768 00:49:08,726 --> 00:49:12,388 But that's annoying. Without absolution, it's not a confession. 769 00:49:12,731 --> 00:49:17,327 - And if it's not a confession, you could talk. - No no no! Not necessarily. 770 00:49:17,425 --> 00:49:19,255 These are my Martin's steps. 771 00:49:19,451 --> 00:49:23,460 When he saw your little relic, he said: "God or no God, he's got it coming." 772 00:49:23,497 --> 00:49:25,976 - Your Martin he said that? - He has no religion. 773 00:49:26,409 --> 00:49:28,933 - You can discuss it with him. - I'd rather not! 774 00:49:29,910 --> 00:49:32,074 Then will you forgive my sins? 775 00:49:39,352 --> 00:49:40,036 Right. 776 00:49:40,618 --> 00:49:42,511 Well, dear child, all this is not that bad. 777 00:49:42,590 --> 00:49:45,648 So that will be eight Our Father and twelve Ave Marias. 778 00:49:45,858 --> 00:49:47,372 I forgive you your sins. 779 00:49:47,369 --> 00:49:50,733 Now is not the time for piety. There's work to do in the kitchen. 780 00:49:50,908 --> 00:49:52,496 You're not hungry, Father? 781 00:49:53,294 --> 00:49:55,774 Uhm... yes. I have a sausage waiting below. 782 00:50:04,939 --> 00:50:08,293 Come, Father! You must be ravenous. 783 00:50:08,545 --> 00:50:10,317 No, not so much anymore. 784 00:50:10,421 --> 00:50:12,552 If I miss suppertime, my stomach retracts... 785 00:50:12,678 --> 00:50:15,798 Have a large bowl of soup. It's filled with good things. 786 00:50:21,410 --> 00:50:24,485 Here comes the pastor! Finally. What took you so long? 787 00:50:24,487 --> 00:50:27,456 - He probably forgot us. - No, I haven't forgotten you. 788 00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:30,659 My God, if they knew... 789 00:50:31,365 --> 00:50:34,537 We have saved your sausage and a bowl of soup. 790 00:50:34,617 --> 00:50:37,569 - Octave, please? - No soup for me, my son. 791 00:50:37,657 --> 00:50:40,967 Good decision, Father. I found a hair in mine. 792 00:50:41,944 --> 00:50:44,714 - Here, Father. A nice pork chop. - NO!! 793 00:50:44,906 --> 00:50:48,813 I don't like pork. It gives me a rash. 794 00:50:48,865 --> 00:50:51,748 - Yet these gentlemen enjoyed it! - Yes indeed. 795 00:50:51,750 --> 00:50:55,106 It's on the plate that one notices if an animal was well fed. Bravo, innkeeper! 796 00:50:55,108 --> 00:50:58,966 Thank you, sir. I must say that we really pamper our beasts. 797 00:51:09,764 --> 00:51:14,129 No more for tonight. Dad says I spoil you too much. 798 00:51:21,219 --> 00:51:25,309 You haven't eaten anything. You only drank wine! 799 00:51:25,642 --> 00:51:28,172 You're right. I'll have some bread to soak it up. 800 00:51:32,375 --> 00:51:34,997 I'm embarrassed. I didn't confess everything earlier. 801 00:51:35,123 --> 00:51:35,649 Oh? 802 00:51:35,915 --> 00:51:39,830 It's not 104, it's 105. Is my absolution still valid? 803 00:51:40,070 --> 00:51:43,815 You know, one more or less... And who was it? 804 00:51:44,025 --> 00:51:45,800 - The driver. - The driver! 805 00:51:45,821 --> 00:51:47,543 Not so loud! The Seal of Confession. 806 00:51:49,684 --> 00:51:52,444 - Did the pigs get him too? - No, the crows. 807 00:52:07,122 --> 00:52:11,461 Stop it, Count! You'll wrinkle my corset. 808 00:52:11,598 --> 00:52:15,058 Toinette, you have charms that you should emphasize. Believe me! 809 00:52:16,528 --> 00:52:18,895 Oh no, he keeps bothering me! 810 00:52:18,906 --> 00:52:21,297 No, he's not. Don't you want to get married? 811 00:52:22,228 --> 00:52:24,897 Yes, I do want to get married. 812 00:52:27,674 --> 00:52:30,244 Extraordinary, isn't it? As if they were in front of you. 813 00:52:30,246 --> 00:52:32,932 But who, who? I don't recognize them! 814 00:52:32,934 --> 00:52:35,868 Amusing. As if the voices came from your nose. 815 00:52:35,871 --> 00:52:38,908 Not at all. I pinch my tushy and speak from my stomach. 816 00:52:38,910 --> 00:52:40,893 It's ventriloquism. 817 00:52:41,357 --> 00:52:44,551 - Notice that my lips don't move. - That's not true, I saw them move! 818 00:52:44,637 --> 00:52:47,868 You're right beside me, that's why! That brat is so ill-mannered. 819 00:52:47,994 --> 00:52:48,706 Philippe! 820 00:52:48,834 --> 00:52:52,927 While that faggot is playing the buffoon, give me that sausage. I have a bile rush. 821 00:52:53,427 --> 00:52:54,926 Stop! That's awful! 822 00:52:55,097 --> 00:52:57,512 - It's just a puppet. - It's just a sausage. 823 00:52:57,514 --> 00:53:00,152 - It's awful, I tell you! - What's wrong, Father? 824 00:53:00,609 --> 00:53:04,230 It's the crows. They're awful. Worse than the pigs. 825 00:53:04,276 --> 00:53:05,105 Why do you say that? 826 00:53:05,150 --> 00:53:08,025 Because! You never know what the pigs were fed with! 827 00:53:08,127 --> 00:53:10,228 Who cares? Pigs will eat anything. 828 00:53:10,246 --> 00:53:14,168 That's exactly the problem! One never knows what they ate. 829 00:53:14,422 --> 00:53:18,065 Pigs will eat anything! Anything, absolutely anything! 830 00:53:18,668 --> 00:53:20,329 ... and anyone. 831 00:53:20,723 --> 00:53:22,803 He's plastered! Bravo, the Vatican! 832 00:53:22,805 --> 00:53:26,315 Help! Assassins! They tried to murder my Martin! 833 00:53:26,317 --> 00:53:29,672 - Who attacked you? - The lumberjack and the driver. 834 00:53:29,792 --> 00:53:32,927 - The driver, I doubt it. - What do you know? Were you there? 835 00:53:32,958 --> 00:53:35,075 They were poking in your things when Martin startled them. 836 00:53:35,077 --> 00:53:37,354 - In our things! Unbelievable! - Oh my God! 837 00:53:37,356 --> 00:53:38,442 Wait, wait, wait! 838 00:53:38,515 --> 00:53:43,590 I fought like a lion and saved everything. At least I think so. 839 00:53:44,253 --> 00:53:46,244 - My ring! - My Martin. 840 00:53:46,389 --> 00:53:49,100 - So much courage is scary. - You are really good people! 841 00:53:49,110 --> 00:53:52,080 - They really messed you up, my son! - I pulled no punches either, Father. 842 00:53:52,323 --> 00:53:55,242 - They disappeared into the woods. - The woods. 843 00:53:55,343 --> 00:53:57,934 Such a shame, now we cannot interrogate them. 844 00:53:58,117 --> 00:54:00,604 - Does that hurt? - Can't you see it's bleeding? 845 00:54:01,423 --> 00:54:04,833 Octave, fetch me the red-hot poker from the fireplace over there. 846 00:54:05,144 --> 00:54:07,850 - Whatever for? - We must cauterize the wound. 847 00:54:07,852 --> 00:54:10,377 - It's ok, it will heal on its own. - Oh no no! 848 00:54:10,491 --> 00:54:14,258 Do you want to risk gangrene? Worse, maybe even amputation... 849 00:54:14,261 --> 00:54:15,179 of your head. 850 00:54:15,301 --> 00:54:18,112 Never mind! I'd rather get my head amputated. 851 00:54:18,988 --> 00:54:22,260 Watch out, Father. You're playing with fire! 852 00:54:23,471 --> 00:54:24,774 What were you thinking? 853 00:54:24,776 --> 00:54:28,329 You were supposed to ding me with the pot, not massacre me! 854 00:54:28,513 --> 00:54:30,590 You wanted it to look real. 855 00:54:30,665 --> 00:54:34,367 Yeah, well done! I almost caught gangrene on my head. 856 00:54:35,414 --> 00:54:39,420 You think that's funny? Watch it, or I'll belt you! 857 00:55:25,085 --> 00:55:26,943 My brothers, we must leave! 858 00:55:26,945 --> 00:55:29,190 The two scoundrels smelled the gold and the gems. 859 00:55:29,205 --> 00:55:32,750 They will come back armed, and then blood will flow! 860 00:55:32,936 --> 00:55:34,727 - You think so? - Yes. Octave! 861 00:55:34,729 --> 00:55:36,800 The priest is snatching them away! 862 00:55:36,816 --> 00:55:39,937 Because you blabbed! I should have offed him first. 863 00:55:39,988 --> 00:55:42,420 He's a smart cookie. Why did you give everything back? 864 00:55:42,484 --> 00:55:44,679 To win their trust. We'll plunder them afterwards. 865 00:55:44,681 --> 00:55:47,442 And now they leave with full pockets! Really great, that plan. 866 00:55:48,837 --> 00:55:52,436 - My God, we forgot the notary! - His loss. We don't have time. 867 00:55:52,496 --> 00:55:56,185 - Philippe, tell the notary we're leaving. - I go. Don't leave without me! 868 00:55:58,886 --> 00:56:01,785 - Are you leaving already? - These thieves will be back. 869 00:56:01,787 --> 00:56:04,878 Here, keep the change! We're already too late. 870 00:56:04,880 --> 00:56:08,482 Yes! Octave, we're leaving! No time to dawdle! 871 00:56:08,484 --> 00:56:10,296 And who's driving the coach? 872 00:56:11,066 --> 00:56:12,880 True! We don't have a driver anymore! 873 00:56:13,056 --> 00:56:16,735 I advise you not to venture out at night. You don't even know the road! 874 00:56:16,737 --> 00:56:20,198 It's very narrow after the bridge. You would end up in the ravine! 875 00:56:20,224 --> 00:56:23,890 - Three gold pieces if you drive us. - It's not a question of money, Countess. 876 00:56:24,128 --> 00:56:27,511 But I have to protect my yard if they come back. And my family. 877 00:56:27,513 --> 00:56:30,050 Well, how about your son? The friendly simpleton? 878 00:56:30,052 --> 00:56:33,550 I wouldn't recommend that. The horses don't like him. 879 00:56:33,552 --> 00:56:37,596 No matter. The sky is clear. We'll walk in the moonlight... 880 00:56:37,599 --> 00:56:39,675 Wait! The notary has disappeared! 881 00:56:39,987 --> 00:56:41,280 Where did he go? 882 00:56:41,282 --> 00:56:43,819 No idea. All the rooms are empty. 883 00:56:43,885 --> 00:56:45,393 What could've happened to him? 884 00:56:46,662 --> 00:56:49,576 That's a good question, what could have happened? 885 00:56:49,869 --> 00:56:52,440 - Do you have any idea? - Yes... 886 00:56:52,908 --> 00:56:57,238 - It's very simple. Very simple. - Then tell us! 887 00:56:57,566 --> 00:56:59,975 We all want to know. 888 00:57:04,015 --> 00:57:07,826 It doesn't take a genius to understand. 889 00:57:08,542 --> 00:57:11,994 - He belongs to the gang! - He's probably their leader! 890 00:57:11,996 --> 00:57:14,323 - The others were boobs. - Especially the lumberjack! 891 00:57:14,376 --> 00:57:16,228 He wasn't a real notary? 892 00:57:16,230 --> 00:57:19,513 So many horrible sins are begging for forgiveness in this world. 893 00:57:19,571 --> 00:57:22,144 Let's go! The monastery is only a stone's throw away. 894 00:57:22,146 --> 00:57:26,292 With these scoundrels in the woods? You won't make it alive. Guaranteed! 895 00:57:26,458 --> 00:57:29,214 We are three men of strong faith. Not them. 896 00:57:29,216 --> 00:57:31,218 Does faith help against bears? 897 00:57:31,220 --> 00:57:33,499 The bear! I had completely forgotten it. 898 00:57:33,500 --> 00:57:37,149 I suggest we barricade ourselves. I will personally keep watch all night. 899 00:57:37,237 --> 00:57:39,903 Then let them come! The bear or the rascals! 900 00:57:43,991 --> 00:57:46,474 Wait! Will ye not trust in the Lord? 901 00:57:46,476 --> 00:57:48,495 Hath thou so little faith? 902 00:57:49,235 --> 00:57:54,226 Walk behind me! Faith will lead us safely to the monastery. 903 00:57:54,228 --> 00:57:58,989 This test will make you strong. You will emerge as better men and better women. 904 00:57:59,214 --> 00:58:01,601 Sorry, Father. I prefer to stay the way I am. 905 00:58:01,603 --> 00:58:02,938 Yes, so do we. 906 00:58:02,940 --> 00:58:05,165 - Come in! - Good decision. 907 00:58:06,570 --> 00:58:08,677 Octave! Put on your clods, we are leaving! 908 00:58:08,840 --> 00:58:10,265 - The priest is looking for you. - Octave! 909 00:58:10,327 --> 00:58:13,862 I'm not going to the monastery. I'd rather go to hell with you. 910 00:58:13,939 --> 00:58:16,508 Octave, answer! I implore you. 911 00:58:21,002 --> 00:58:24,613 I think it's irresponsible to let the priest go alone. 912 00:58:24,622 --> 00:58:26,286 It's so dangerous outside. 913 00:58:26,304 --> 00:58:28,950 Especially with the young Pompians with him. 914 00:58:28,952 --> 00:58:31,317 He's stuborn as a mule. But we can't tie him up. 915 00:58:31,319 --> 00:58:33,918 Sometimes one must save fools from themselves. 916 00:58:37,024 --> 00:58:39,272 Didn't you hear me calling? 917 00:58:41,298 --> 00:58:45,219 - I don't want to be a monk anymore. - We'll discuss en route. Goodbye, miss. 918 00:58:46,254 --> 00:58:49,100 Right. I will act like your father. Maybe you'll obey me then. 919 00:58:49,206 --> 00:58:53,413 Stop it! You're hurting me! Ouch! Ouch, it hurts! 920 00:58:55,420 --> 00:58:58,298 Damn it! You fucking son of a bitch! 921 00:58:58,730 --> 00:59:00,880 Forgive me, Lord! But it hurts like Hell. 922 00:59:01,068 --> 00:59:05,656 As penance, you will cut the toenails of all the monks in the monastery! 923 00:59:05,658 --> 00:59:08,411 He doesn't care! He's not yours. He's mine. 924 00:59:09,201 --> 00:59:11,359 - Wretched boy...! - I love her. 925 00:59:11,450 --> 00:59:13,595 It's a passing weakness. God will forgive you. 926 00:59:13,631 --> 00:59:16,478 - No more talk, we're leaving. - No! Leave him here. 927 00:59:16,975 --> 00:59:19,808 Can you guarantee young lady, that if he stays here... 928 00:59:19,971 --> 00:59:22,645 no harm will come to him? Can you? 929 00:59:30,173 --> 00:59:34,761 At least she's reasonable. Remember, your parents entrusted you to me. 930 00:59:35,561 --> 00:59:37,995 - My pouch is in the dining room. - Come on now! 931 00:59:37,997 --> 00:59:41,647 What are your clogs made of? I think I've broken my shin. 932 00:59:50,266 --> 00:59:53,802 I think there is not one righteous person in this house other than us. 933 00:59:56,880 --> 00:59:58,832 They locked everything! 934 01:00:01,541 --> 01:00:02,875 Octave, stay behind me! 935 01:00:03,696 --> 01:00:04,643 Bravo! 936 01:00:05,174 --> 01:00:08,315 Trapped like a rat, Father! 937 01:00:08,317 --> 01:00:09,198 Give me the key! 938 01:00:09,201 --> 01:00:11,374 Father, we have decided to save your life. 939 01:00:11,376 --> 01:00:13,873 - And Octave's. - You're staying with us! 940 01:00:13,875 --> 01:00:17,101 - Willingly or not. For your own good. - At least let Octave go! 941 01:00:17,248 --> 01:00:19,823 - Octave! - I'm staying with them. 942 01:00:20,004 --> 01:00:23,019 Smart boy. You will be safe with us. 943 01:00:33,776 --> 01:00:35,870 Give me Octave or I'll shoot! 944 01:00:35,930 --> 01:00:39,295 - Watch out, it's a two-shot rifle. - Octave, over here! 945 01:00:39,297 --> 01:00:40,073 No I won't! 946 01:00:40,075 --> 01:00:42,966 Do as he says! Stop annoying him! 947 01:00:45,228 --> 01:00:46,046 The key. 948 01:00:46,737 --> 01:00:47,616 The key! 949 01:00:47,618 --> 01:00:51,955 - The key, give it to him! - What are you waiting for?! 950 01:00:52,172 --> 01:00:55,497 Violet! Give him the key. 951 01:00:56,497 --> 01:00:57,440 The key! 952 01:01:01,641 --> 01:01:03,787 You scum of the priesthood! 953 01:01:03,789 --> 01:01:06,255 - God be with you! - Thief! He's stealing my gun! 954 01:01:06,742 --> 01:01:08,338 My poor heart! 955 01:01:08,453 --> 01:01:13,227 He's mad! A true madman! I'm sure he's not a real priest! 956 01:01:13,229 --> 01:01:15,137 Philippe, you think he is a real priest? 957 01:01:15,139 --> 01:01:18,059 What do I know? He's gone. So I don't give a damn, Marie-Odile! 958 01:01:18,061 --> 01:01:21,051 He may come back, and he's armed! Who knows with such maniacs. 959 01:01:21,295 --> 01:01:24,953 To think that he confessed you. He had something else in mind, believe me! 960 01:01:24,955 --> 01:01:27,390 I don't realize what effect I have on men. 961 01:01:27,471 --> 01:01:28,587 We neither. 962 01:01:30,259 --> 01:01:34,324 Violet, come with me. We'll barricade ourselves. 963 01:01:36,056 --> 01:01:39,058 - Why are you trembling, are you cold? - You scare me. 964 01:01:39,162 --> 01:01:41,597 One day, the Lord will enlighten you about my attitude. 965 01:01:41,840 --> 01:01:46,291 You will live in peace in the monastery! Canon Rasmussen is a holy man. 966 01:01:46,371 --> 01:01:51,330 Christians flock to him to learn his interpretation of the Genesis. 967 01:01:51,368 --> 01:01:52,647 Not interested! 968 01:01:53,396 --> 01:01:56,385 That will change after a couple of years of silence and prayer. 969 01:01:56,585 --> 01:01:57,568 Octave! 970 01:01:59,173 --> 01:02:02,543 Octave! Come back, Octave! 971 01:02:06,461 --> 01:02:10,959 Take the shortcut. Wait for them at the acorn pool. 972 01:02:11,064 --> 01:02:13,936 And do it. Above all, bring back the little church. 973 01:02:14,011 --> 01:02:15,433 What should I do with the little boy? 974 01:02:15,800 --> 01:02:16,982 What little boy? 975 01:02:16,987 --> 01:02:20,570 Didn't you see him stare at your sister? He's vicious! 976 01:02:21,569 --> 01:02:24,342 And not a word to mom. 977 01:02:29,063 --> 01:02:31,649 - More, honey. Don't be stingy! - Have no fear, sweetie. 978 01:02:31,651 --> 01:02:34,493 I put in more than enough, they will sleep like marmots. 979 01:02:34,469 --> 01:02:37,324 Once they're asleep, Violet will put them in the coach... 980 01:02:37,356 --> 01:02:39,127 and hop, in the ravine. 981 01:02:39,212 --> 01:02:42,880 An accident. We will be rich. I thought of everything. 982 01:02:43,528 --> 01:02:48,142 Martin, with the money I want to open a flower shop in the city. 983 01:02:48,263 --> 01:02:50,401 Careful, Rose, careful. 984 01:02:50,615 --> 01:02:54,947 Flowers are beautiful, but they are hard work... 985 01:02:56,889 --> 01:03:02,343 - A hot herbal tea before sleep! - Good idea! After that excitement. 986 01:03:02,522 --> 01:03:06,311 - This one has a calming effect. - It's a mix of local herbs. 987 01:03:06,399 --> 01:03:08,299 - Only the finest! - Yes. 988 01:03:08,519 --> 01:03:11,069 Dear friends, good night. 989 01:03:13,355 --> 01:03:14,777 I'll be in bed, Marie-Odile. 990 01:03:14,811 --> 01:03:18,542 Philippe, I'm not tired. Sit down and play cards with me. 991 01:03:19,833 --> 01:03:22,754 - A card game? Now? - It's time for bed, Countess. 992 01:03:22,756 --> 01:03:25,628 Mother-in-law is an insomniac. She sleeps in winter. Sometimes. 993 01:03:25,630 --> 01:03:30,123 Do not tell my life, even if it is more interesting than yours. Go to sleep! 994 01:03:30,604 --> 01:03:32,920 - Philippe, you deal! - Yes, Mother. 995 01:03:32,922 --> 01:03:36,314 Try the herbal tea. It works rigorously against insomnia. 996 01:03:36,316 --> 01:03:38,746 Mother has tried every drug. 997 01:03:38,869 --> 01:03:41,721 Philippe, I'm going upstairs. Where is our room? 998 01:03:41,723 --> 01:03:45,908 - Follow me. - I'll drink it in my room. Good night. 999 01:03:56,316 --> 01:03:58,468 We play for the small estate, Philippe. 1000 01:03:59,220 --> 01:04:02,507 Ask the innkeeper for a schnapps. It will keep you awake. 1001 01:04:02,549 --> 01:04:05,976 That is something for you. I prefer the herbal tea. 1002 01:04:06,126 --> 01:04:09,179 - Innkeeper! - Coming! 1003 01:04:11,795 --> 01:04:15,769 - It's good, isn't it? For you, Countess? - No thanks. 1004 01:04:17,306 --> 01:04:20,201 The old hag will ruin our plan! 1005 01:04:20,282 --> 01:04:22,434 Fucking aristocrats. 1006 01:04:23,808 --> 01:04:24,710 What'cha doing? 1007 01:04:24,712 --> 01:04:27,913 I'm grating poppy roots into her schnapps. 1008 01:04:28,006 --> 01:04:30,624 Plus laudanum, from the notary. 1009 01:04:32,858 --> 01:04:34,229 Can it explode? 1010 01:04:35,072 --> 01:04:39,815 - Pull yourself together, Philippe! - Mountain air makes you tired. 1011 01:04:40,401 --> 01:04:45,449 - Mother! My hands are all wobbly! - Like your father. 1012 01:04:45,564 --> 01:04:48,685 This is plum brandy. We distill it ourselves, Countess. 1013 01:04:53,159 --> 01:04:57,324 A bit rough, but quite fruity. Now I will prune you, Philippe! 1014 01:04:59,265 --> 01:05:00,272 Yes? 1015 01:05:01,844 --> 01:05:03,496 Coming, Philippe. 1016 01:05:08,691 --> 01:05:11,088 I'm coming, already... 1017 01:05:14,414 --> 01:05:17,799 - You? What do you want? - You! 1018 01:05:18,238 --> 01:05:20,567 You! I want you! 1019 01:05:20,818 --> 01:05:23,911 Your breasts, your mouth. I won't leave until we make love. 1020 01:05:23,913 --> 01:05:25,541 You are crazy! My husband is below. 1021 01:05:25,543 --> 01:05:28,242 He's busy. Leave the door open, so we can hear him coming. 1022 01:05:28,724 --> 01:05:31,080 - No! No! - Yes! Yes, you want it! 1023 01:05:31,968 --> 01:05:34,376 That's good! That's wonderful! 1024 01:05:34,494 --> 01:05:36,713 What can I do to you? Tell me! 1025 01:05:36,715 --> 01:05:38,750 Oh, you're asleep! 1026 01:05:40,161 --> 01:05:41,326 You're... asleep...? 1027 01:05:43,113 --> 01:05:45,593 First time this happens to me. 1028 01:05:47,017 --> 01:05:49,509 Just one more, Countess. On the house. 1029 01:05:53,825 --> 01:05:55,298 Philippe... 1030 01:05:56,798 --> 01:06:00,432 Philippe...? My room... 1031 01:06:00,961 --> 01:06:03,053 We will help you, Countess! 1032 01:06:03,055 --> 01:06:06,138 - Philippe... I plucked him. - That's right. 1033 01:06:06,294 --> 01:06:08,963 The small estate is now mine! 1034 01:06:09,073 --> 01:06:13,339 - She's evil, that one. - We're gonna pluck you too, don't worry. 1035 01:06:15,566 --> 01:06:16,570 Octave! 1036 01:06:22,392 --> 01:06:25,098 Octave! Octave? 1037 01:06:25,993 --> 01:06:31,308 Octave, I've really had enough. I can see you. Come out of that tree! 1038 01:06:34,980 --> 01:06:37,699 Alright. I will count to three. 1039 01:06:38,189 --> 01:06:42,430 If you come out, I will pardon you and consider the incident closed. 1040 01:06:43,808 --> 01:06:48,579 One... two... three. 1041 01:06:53,931 --> 01:06:58,433 Give me your hand. Two Ave Maria and five Our Father, and you're forgiven. 1042 01:06:58,872 --> 01:07:01,287 Give me your hand. Give me your... 1043 01:07:08,125 --> 01:07:11,115 Octave! Wait for me in the barn! 1044 01:07:24,233 --> 01:07:29,229 Lord, I hear Thy summons. Thou bringest me back to save their life. 1045 01:07:32,006 --> 01:07:34,602 I... I am not afraid. 1046 01:07:36,668 --> 01:07:39,245 But I very much count on Thy support. 1047 01:08:49,669 --> 01:08:52,651 I thought I'd never make it. Ain't no featherweight, the Countess. 1048 01:08:52,653 --> 01:08:56,175 They're all asleep now. Send Violet up. 1049 01:08:56,374 --> 01:08:59,154 - As soon as he's back. - Back from where? 1050 01:09:00,451 --> 01:09:03,060 - From... his rounds. - His rounds? 1051 01:09:03,110 --> 01:09:04,738 - Yes! - What rounds? 1052 01:09:05,116 --> 01:09:06,803 - Stop it, Martin! - What? 1053 01:09:07,053 --> 01:09:08,784 You sent him after the priest! 1054 01:09:08,786 --> 01:09:10,375 I can't take that Bible thumper anymore! 1055 01:09:10,571 --> 01:09:13,329 Violet will wring his neck and bring back the relic. 1056 01:09:13,435 --> 01:09:15,231 I said, not under my roof! 1057 01:09:15,234 --> 01:09:19,028 He's not under your roof, he's outside! Free for all. 1058 01:09:23,697 --> 01:09:25,214 We are locked up! 1059 01:09:28,825 --> 01:09:30,697 The courtyard door is also locked. 1060 01:09:30,921 --> 01:09:34,406 - Is anybody there? - Nobody! Pray for your salvation! 1061 01:09:34,407 --> 01:09:36,606 Your priest! I should never have listened to you! 1062 01:09:36,608 --> 01:09:38,246 And Violet? Where's my Violet?! 1063 01:09:38,248 --> 01:09:40,742 That bastard must have shot him! 1064 01:09:41,592 --> 01:09:44,043 You monster! You killed my son! 1065 01:09:44,045 --> 01:09:46,871 What are you talking about? I'm not a murderer! 1066 01:09:47,832 --> 01:09:52,127 My little one! He took my little one from me! 1067 01:09:52,535 --> 01:09:55,711 Don't get upset, good woman! 1068 01:09:55,999 --> 01:09:58,475 I never even saw your deaf lunatic! 1069 01:09:58,534 --> 01:10:00,747 How dare you attack a disabled person! 1070 01:10:00,749 --> 01:10:03,127 Innkeeper, any tea left? I can't sleep. 1071 01:10:05,616 --> 01:10:06,838 Mister "Lace", help me! 1072 01:10:06,840 --> 01:10:10,335 Somebody help! The false priest is back! 1073 01:10:11,851 --> 01:10:14,642 - Oh no! Not my Martin! - Don't move! 1074 01:10:14,898 --> 01:10:16,166 I heard screams! 1075 01:10:16,168 --> 01:10:20,439 It's nothing, it's just the pigs. They brawl. Do not worry. 1076 01:10:23,283 --> 01:10:25,095 Your hands are ice-cold! 1077 01:10:30,244 --> 01:10:32,522 Warm me up, my darling! 1078 01:11:05,027 --> 01:11:08,400 My Violet! He was my all, my Violet! 1079 01:11:08,402 --> 01:11:10,793 Priests always screw you! 1080 01:11:10,945 --> 01:11:13,049 I swear, I didn't touch your retard! 1081 01:11:13,060 --> 01:11:17,278 You deserve the scaffold. And I'll be there to watch your head fall in the basket! 1082 01:11:17,296 --> 01:11:21,962 My head in the basket? In your dreams! It's the world turned upside-down. 1083 01:11:21,999 --> 01:11:30,562 Mathilde! Mathilde! Mathilde! Mathilde! 1084 01:11:31,574 --> 01:11:34,986 - Leave me alone, you devil! - Help me! In the name of the Lord! 1085 01:11:34,988 --> 01:11:38,645 No, God never asks anything! I don't believe in him! He doesn't exist! 1086 01:11:38,831 --> 01:11:42,367 You are wrong. And you're about to face him! 1087 01:11:46,159 --> 01:11:49,825 - Wake up! - Mother! I'm sleeping! 1088 01:11:51,440 --> 01:11:55,231 Madame de Marcillac! Wake up! Wake up! 1089 01:11:56,497 --> 01:11:58,316 Pull yourself together! I didn't see anything! 1090 01:11:58,318 --> 01:12:00,459 Give me more, "Lace", more! 1091 01:12:00,461 --> 01:12:01,978 - More...! - I didn't hear anything. 1092 01:12:01,980 --> 01:12:04,725 - Be quiet. Be quiet! - I want more...! 1093 01:12:04,727 --> 01:12:06,758 - More...! - No! Please be quiet! 1094 01:12:17,690 --> 01:12:20,667 Wake up! Wake up already! 1095 01:12:20,883 --> 01:12:24,225 Madame! Countess! 1096 01:12:26,471 --> 01:12:28,295 Oh my God. 1097 01:12:30,328 --> 01:12:33,081 There you go. Perfect. 1098 01:12:34,781 --> 01:12:38,566 Let's go. Come on, Countess! 1099 01:12:38,740 --> 01:12:41,293 You're no featherweight, Countess! 1100 01:12:45,526 --> 01:12:46,558 Come in! 1101 01:12:47,836 --> 01:12:48,687 Come in. 1102 01:12:49,087 --> 01:12:50,409 Come in! 1103 01:12:50,606 --> 01:12:51,615 Come in! 1104 01:12:53,633 --> 01:12:55,041 Help! 1105 01:12:55,449 --> 01:12:56,482 Come in! 1106 01:12:57,330 --> 01:12:58,233 Come in... 1107 01:12:59,688 --> 01:13:00,388 Come in! 1108 01:13:00,782 --> 01:13:04,147 Come in! You either let them in, Philippe, or let me sleep! 1109 01:13:04,369 --> 01:13:05,028 Help...! 1110 01:13:07,441 --> 01:13:09,933 Help me! She weighs a ton! 1111 01:13:29,420 --> 01:13:31,571 It's you, Violet! How is it going? 1112 01:13:31,725 --> 01:13:34,339 Man! Man! A man! 1113 01:13:34,732 --> 01:13:38,148 He speaks. Did you hear that? Violet, you're talking? 1114 01:13:38,150 --> 01:13:40,139 Bravo, Violet! Wonderful! 1115 01:13:40,491 --> 01:13:41,375 Violet, no! 1116 01:13:44,409 --> 01:13:45,565 Hang on, I'll be back! 1117 01:13:49,271 --> 01:13:50,209 Help! 1118 01:13:50,498 --> 01:13:51,781 My God, Octave! 1119 01:13:52,112 --> 01:13:53,492 Ouch. Come in. 1120 01:13:54,335 --> 01:13:57,005 Daddy! Mommy! 1121 01:13:58,732 --> 01:14:01,413 - What are you doing here? - Untie us! 1122 01:14:02,235 --> 01:14:05,021 - The priest! He's a murderer. - We must kill him! 1123 01:14:05,023 --> 01:14:08,490 - Violet is trying to kill Octave. - Violet! He is alive? 1124 01:14:14,937 --> 01:14:16,671 Do something! 1125 01:14:16,763 --> 01:14:17,831 Hurry! 1126 01:14:18,972 --> 01:14:21,499 Thank God! Look at how strong he is. 1127 01:14:21,501 --> 01:14:24,211 - He's gonna kill them! - All the better. Two less. 1128 01:14:24,413 --> 01:14:25,736 You're monsters! 1129 01:14:26,036 --> 01:14:29,055 I'm warning you. If Octave dies, I'll report you! 1130 01:14:29,271 --> 01:14:31,796 Blackmailing your parents. That's not nice. 1131 01:14:31,855 --> 01:14:33,238 Stop, you moron! 1132 01:14:35,543 --> 01:14:36,575 Are you ok? 1133 01:14:39,122 --> 01:14:41,281 Thilde, man! 1134 01:14:42,404 --> 01:14:43,186 He speaks! 1135 01:14:44,155 --> 01:14:45,303 He speaks. 1136 01:14:45,613 --> 01:14:49,068 Yes, I heard something too. Repeat, you! 1137 01:14:49,265 --> 01:14:50,707 Man! Thilde! 1138 01:14:50,709 --> 01:14:53,384 It's a miracle. He has been touched by God. 1139 01:14:53,506 --> 01:14:56,162 - Why him, Lord? - Since when has he been talking? 1140 01:14:56,323 --> 01:14:59,325 - Well.. he just started. - Man! Thilde! 1141 01:14:59,402 --> 01:15:02,072 He's calling his sister! His first word. 1142 01:15:03,154 --> 01:15:03,845 No! 1143 01:15:04,488 --> 01:15:06,480 Man! Thilde! Man! 1144 01:15:06,533 --> 01:15:09,824 Of course, idiot! Your sister is called Mathilde! Mathilde! 1145 01:15:09,888 --> 01:15:12,694 How quickly he realizes. He will have to go to school. 1146 01:15:12,790 --> 01:15:14,037 We'll see. 1147 01:15:14,606 --> 01:15:16,292 Tatave angry with Thilde! 1148 01:15:16,675 --> 01:15:20,366 What's that gibberish! Talk like before, I don't understand a word! 1149 01:15:20,478 --> 01:15:22,436 Who is "Tatave"? 1150 01:15:27,387 --> 01:15:28,834 What? No. 1151 01:15:29,072 --> 01:15:31,499 Tatave raped your sister? 1152 01:15:32,759 --> 01:15:35,470 - My poor darling! - He didn't rape me, I agreed! 1153 01:15:35,472 --> 01:15:38,569 - What? - You agreed? You slut! 1154 01:15:39,467 --> 01:15:41,306 - Is that true, "Tatave"? - Yes! 1155 01:15:41,308 --> 01:15:43,550 I'm proud of it. I want to marry her! 1156 01:15:43,605 --> 01:15:45,885 No way! My daughter is engaged. 1157 01:15:45,887 --> 01:15:48,457 - Violet! Take the scythe and kill him! - Wait, wait, wait! 1158 01:15:48,506 --> 01:15:51,759 True, the youngster gave in to the sin of the flesh. Here! 1159 01:15:52,370 --> 01:15:54,345 But they truly love each other. That saves them. 1160 01:15:54,347 --> 01:15:55,573 Foolish talk! 1161 01:15:55,575 --> 01:15:57,969 Don't touch him! His father will have your head. 1162 01:15:58,543 --> 01:16:00,537 - Who's your father? - Honoré Pompians. 1163 01:16:00,539 --> 01:16:02,680 The President of the Privas Court. 1164 01:16:03,174 --> 01:16:08,121 Your daughter is right. The President decides if someone is to be beheaded. 1165 01:16:08,251 --> 01:16:10,810 Well but then, I mean, in that case... 1166 01:16:11,145 --> 01:16:16,431 We need to calm down. When you're upset, at the end you talk nonsense. 1167 01:16:16,432 --> 01:16:20,209 Still, she committed irreparable sin. We must repair it! 1168 01:16:20,300 --> 01:16:21,521 But how? 1169 01:16:21,706 --> 01:16:25,562 If they really love each other... they must marry. 1170 01:16:25,581 --> 01:16:26,758 - I agree! - Me too! 1171 01:16:26,760 --> 01:16:30,063 No way! I cannot marry them just like that, here! 1172 01:16:30,211 --> 01:16:33,491 - We need witnesses! - The rooms are full of 'em. 1173 01:16:33,921 --> 01:16:35,797 Marriage is a sacrament. I refuse. 1174 01:16:35,870 --> 01:16:38,039 - You have no choice, Father. - Violet! 1175 01:16:38,238 --> 01:16:41,316 Stop! Alright, on one condition. 1176 01:16:41,669 --> 01:16:45,285 After the wedding, I'm taking everyone. And I'll drive the coach myself. 1177 01:16:45,388 --> 01:16:46,527 Out of the question! 1178 01:16:46,975 --> 01:16:51,984 Think of your daughter, sweetie. Such a good catch. It would be a crime. 1179 01:17:01,049 --> 01:17:03,645 ♪ Little Jeannie takes her sickle ♪ 1180 01:17:03,647 --> 01:17:09,035 ♪ And goes out to cut the reeds ♪ ♪ And goes out to cut the reeds ♪ 1181 01:17:09,401 --> 01:17:14,730 ♪ On her way there she encounters ♪ ♪ What a laugh, oh, such a laugh ♪ 1182 01:17:14,773 --> 01:17:19,826 ♪ On her way there she encounters ♪ ♪ Four good-looking, handsome boys ♪ 1183 01:17:20,071 --> 01:17:21,776 ♪ Four good-looking... ♪ 1184 01:17:21,778 --> 01:17:22,687 Stop! 1185 01:17:25,907 --> 01:17:28,369 Help! Murderers! 1186 01:17:28,791 --> 01:17:32,616 Simon Barbeuf, lace dealer from Calais! Help me! 1187 01:17:33,338 --> 01:17:34,297 Hurry! 1188 01:17:43,460 --> 01:17:45,725 This one is for the President's son. 1189 01:17:46,111 --> 01:17:49,222 And the one with the pretty stone is for your sister. 1190 01:17:49,517 --> 01:17:52,083 There's all sizes. That took years of labor. 1191 01:17:52,220 --> 01:17:55,727 La--bor! La--bor! 1192 01:17:56,232 --> 01:17:59,969 That's right. Labor. The problem is the pastor. 1193 01:18:00,131 --> 01:18:02,353 He only keeps quiet because he's scared. 1194 01:18:02,368 --> 01:18:06,899 But it won't last. Holy Joes are the biggest chatterboxes, am I right? 1195 01:18:06,957 --> 01:18:10,333 - La--bor! La--bor! - Shut up, moron. 1196 01:18:11,338 --> 01:18:13,118 You're distracting me. 1197 01:18:14,053 --> 01:18:16,819 Let's say I let everyone go. 1198 01:18:17,041 --> 01:18:20,324 They could still have a coach accident, can't they? 1199 01:18:20,326 --> 01:18:23,082 Yep. Ye--es! 1200 01:18:23,200 --> 01:18:28,263 I am completely swollen. My hat doesn't fit anymore. 1201 01:18:29,443 --> 01:18:32,558 I must have been stung. You got hornets under the roof? 1202 01:18:32,560 --> 01:18:35,559 No we don't. And your head is the same as yesterday. 1203 01:18:35,569 --> 01:18:39,730 Here we are. The last witness has arrived, let's begin! 1204 01:18:42,514 --> 01:18:45,276 Octave, you can't make a lifetime commitment like that. Think! 1205 01:18:45,348 --> 01:18:48,926 Philippe, I don't get it. Is he a real priest or not? 1206 01:18:49,040 --> 01:18:53,839 I have no idea. But the two love each other. And that's very nice. 1207 01:18:54,135 --> 01:18:56,320 Do you remember, Marie-Odile and me? 1208 01:18:56,361 --> 01:18:57,621 - When? - Huh? 1209 01:18:58,240 --> 01:18:58,857 When? 1210 01:18:59,142 --> 01:19:01,417 Your two families... it will never work out! 1211 01:19:01,639 --> 01:19:04,127 - Octave, I'm talking to you! - Too late for that. 1212 01:19:10,636 --> 01:19:13,415 - Is everybody here? Let's start then. - Where's Violet? 1213 01:19:13,654 --> 01:19:16,897 He's pouting. He went to saw wood in the forest. 1214 01:19:33,350 --> 01:19:35,004 You're sure he's a priest? 1215 01:19:35,006 --> 01:19:37,681 I'm a cloth dealer, I know what a cassock is! 1216 01:19:37,779 --> 01:19:40,781 I'm asking because we are looking for a bear guide. 1217 01:19:40,932 --> 01:19:44,052 He plunders travelers with his trained animal. 1218 01:19:44,143 --> 01:19:46,220 A certain Bayard. 1219 01:19:51,400 --> 01:19:55,883 Children, the holy sacrament of marriage is indissoluble. 1220 01:19:56,342 --> 01:19:59,133 So if you marry, it lasts forever! 1221 01:19:59,596 --> 01:20:04,075 Having said that, many couples never marry and are still happy. 1222 01:20:04,115 --> 01:20:08,308 - Happier than if they were married. - We don't want to live in sin. 1223 01:20:08,479 --> 01:20:11,511 Of course not, but I must be honest with you. 1224 01:20:11,882 --> 01:20:14,528 It takes a whole lot of love to get married! 1225 01:20:14,720 --> 01:20:17,924 And you won't stay young and beautiful forever! 1226 01:20:18,145 --> 01:20:23,112 Where you go if you say yes, and it's not a nicer word than no, 1227 01:20:23,484 --> 01:20:26,348 you are headed for a land that is gray as ash. 1228 01:20:26,797 --> 01:20:30,575 It's called the land of the married. 1229 01:20:30,576 --> 01:20:32,369 What is he talking about? Is he still drunk? 1230 01:20:32,371 --> 01:20:35,564 Shut up, Marie-Odile! I got a bell in my head. 1231 01:20:35,711 --> 01:20:40,249 And in this land you will watch as you grow old, and get sick, and ugly... 1232 01:20:40,559 --> 01:20:43,552 And you'll wonder, who will be first to go? Is it him, or her? 1233 01:20:43,715 --> 01:20:45,100 He speaks so true. 1234 01:20:45,210 --> 01:20:48,445 - Change your tune! This is not a funeral! - Yes. 1235 01:21:07,977 --> 01:21:10,854 Duflot, search the buildings. Quentin, Martier, cover me. 1236 01:21:12,800 --> 01:21:17,104 Right. I now declare you bound by the holy covenant of marriage. 1237 01:21:17,234 --> 01:21:20,659 In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit, Amen. 1238 01:21:20,750 --> 01:21:22,129 You asked for it! 1239 01:21:27,710 --> 01:21:30,575 Long live the bride and groom! Bravo! 1240 01:21:33,403 --> 01:21:35,268 - Long live the bride! - Bravo! 1241 01:21:35,593 --> 01:21:36,942 Hands up! 1242 01:21:39,353 --> 01:21:42,700 - Who is it now? - It's the "Lace"! He's back! 1243 01:21:42,848 --> 01:21:46,718 - Where's the carnage? - There! He dragged corpses all night! 1244 01:21:46,720 --> 01:21:49,221 - What corpses? - The corpses of all these people here! 1245 01:21:49,293 --> 01:21:50,198 I saw it! I swear! 1246 01:21:50,200 --> 01:21:52,150 If you wanted to mess with us, you did! 1247 01:21:52,274 --> 01:21:55,970 Captain! There's a body in the barn! 1248 01:21:57,943 --> 01:21:59,906 He'd been working here for six months. 1249 01:22:00,237 --> 01:22:02,196 He was almost part of the family! 1250 01:22:02,284 --> 01:22:05,414 He was poor and impoverished. We took care of him. 1251 01:22:05,626 --> 01:22:08,367 We adored him. Why did you kill him?! 1252 01:22:08,695 --> 01:22:12,283 Captain, I am a man of the cloth! I help the poor. I don't kill them! 1253 01:22:12,368 --> 01:22:15,738 - I never met this man! - But you pointed a gun at us last night? 1254 01:22:15,855 --> 01:22:18,670 You know that I know the truth and cannot speak it! 1255 01:22:18,672 --> 01:22:19,720 Oh? Why not? 1256 01:22:20,549 --> 01:22:22,325 Lord, how you torture me! 1257 01:22:22,334 --> 01:22:25,558 Never would a real priest threaten us with a weapon. Never! 1258 01:22:25,592 --> 01:22:29,489 Threatened? He shot at us! He's a murderer in a stolen robe! 1259 01:22:29,573 --> 01:22:32,483 - The shot went off by itself! - The classic excuse of the guilty. 1260 01:22:32,485 --> 01:22:35,988 - But it was to protect the little one! - Protect him from whom? From us? 1261 01:22:36,230 --> 01:22:40,939 No, he wanted to take him to the woods. Be alone with him. And to what end? 1262 01:22:41,304 --> 01:22:44,390 - I'd rather not think about it. - How dare you?! 1263 01:22:44,392 --> 01:22:47,310 - That's a vile slander! - Quiet, you false priest! 1264 01:22:47,637 --> 01:22:50,696 Speak without fear, little one. Did he lay hands on you? 1265 01:22:50,851 --> 01:22:52,592 Or try to undress you? 1266 01:22:52,936 --> 01:22:56,083 He never asked me to take off my clothes. Except my shoes. 1267 01:22:56,085 --> 01:22:58,493 - To undress, you must take off your shoes! - I agree! 1268 01:22:58,517 --> 01:23:03,001 The case is clear! Attempted rape, impersonation of a clergyman and murder. 1269 01:23:03,092 --> 01:23:05,206 If it were up to me, I would shoot him on the spot! 1270 01:23:05,255 --> 01:23:08,140 - I didn't do anything! I swear to God! - Enough! 1271 01:23:08,169 --> 01:23:11,647 - Take the wrong priest away! - This is a travesty of justice! 1272 01:23:11,749 --> 01:23:16,480 I was ordinated by Mgr. Soupiot! Ask him! Monsignor Soupiot! 1273 01:23:17,565 --> 01:23:21,196 - To think that he confessed me. - Yes, my Rose. 1274 01:23:22,182 --> 01:23:26,316 Good thing we brought the cage. It was for the bear, but you are worse! 1275 01:23:30,408 --> 01:23:31,733 A nightmare. 1276 01:23:32,381 --> 01:23:36,451 Lord, give me the strength to keep the Seal of Confession! 1277 01:23:36,453 --> 01:23:39,826 Do not abandon me! Help me carry my cross. 1278 01:23:44,091 --> 01:23:47,359 You did well with your scarecrow. It looks like a real guy! 1279 01:23:47,376 --> 01:23:50,452 It's from Violet, our big one. Scarecrows are his hobbyhorse. 1280 01:23:50,481 --> 01:23:52,812 There he is! Speaking of the devil. 1281 01:23:53,103 --> 01:23:56,232 He loves to tinker with his father. They built it only yesterday. 1282 01:23:56,234 --> 01:23:58,486 And they certainly serve their purpose. 1283 01:23:58,488 --> 01:24:02,008 You know, preventing the birds from eating our fruit. Am I right? 1284 01:24:02,131 --> 01:24:04,571 Anyway, safe travels! And many thanks to the gendarmerie! 1285 01:24:05,863 --> 01:24:07,512 - Forward! - Captain! 1286 01:24:07,595 --> 01:24:10,661 You think it normal, a scarecrow that attracts the birds? 1287 01:24:12,501 --> 01:24:15,506 He's right. Normally, it should scare them away! 1288 01:24:15,923 --> 01:24:17,829 That's right, how is that possible? 1289 01:24:17,831 --> 01:24:20,068 Happens sometimes. Here's the proof! 1290 01:24:20,070 --> 01:24:24,128 They figured out that they're safe, it's not a real person. Crows are clever. 1291 01:24:24,130 --> 01:24:26,437 Indeed they are! We once had a butcher pass through... 1292 01:24:26,439 --> 01:24:27,831 - Molard? - Roger Molard. 1293 01:24:27,833 --> 01:24:31,202 He said if crows were just a bit heavier, they would rule the world. 1294 01:24:31,204 --> 01:24:33,253 A butcher! He knows a thing or two. 1295 01:24:33,255 --> 01:24:35,780 Clever or not, these nasty birds stink of death! 1296 01:24:40,525 --> 01:24:42,509 You almost crippled me, Captain! 1297 01:24:49,333 --> 01:24:51,892 Chief... the scarecrow's bleeding. 1298 01:24:54,437 --> 01:24:55,957 Thank you Lord! 1299 01:24:56,372 --> 01:24:59,638 We are innocent, general! This is a miscarriage of justice! 1300 01:24:59,934 --> 01:25:04,239 - We are good people! It's shameful! - This is a miscarriage of justice! 1301 01:25:04,602 --> 01:25:08,303 It was the false priest! He has that on his conscience! 1302 01:25:08,305 --> 01:25:10,467 He attacked us! 1303 01:25:10,469 --> 01:25:13,347 Allow me to join your coach until the turnoff to the monastery. 1304 01:25:13,349 --> 01:25:15,401 Don't you want to go into the city with us? 1305 01:25:15,403 --> 01:25:18,569 - Oh yes, we could dine together! - In the inn "The Golden Hand". 1306 01:25:18,578 --> 01:25:22,105 - Their calf's head is sinfully good! - No. 1307 01:25:22,152 --> 01:25:25,676 Humor us, Father Carnus. We have so much to make up for. 1308 01:25:25,732 --> 01:25:28,325 - Without you we would be dead. - That's true. 1309 01:25:28,456 --> 01:25:31,663 Thanks to you, they've been arrested. Or they would keep playing their game! 1310 01:25:31,665 --> 01:25:35,305 I forgave you all, but I won't be staying at an inn any time soon! 1311 01:25:35,307 --> 01:25:36,843 Why not? 1312 01:25:38,798 --> 01:25:39,519 Let's go. 1313 01:25:45,730 --> 01:25:49,798 Sellouts! You are all sellouts! 1314 01:25:54,312 --> 01:25:57,148 It's a disgrace! We are all innocent! 1315 01:25:57,362 --> 01:26:00,315 This is police terror! The Reign of Terror is back! 1316 01:26:00,317 --> 01:26:02,840 Robespierre! You are all Robespierres! 1317 01:26:02,968 --> 01:26:05,926 Terr--or! Terr--or! 1318 01:26:05,928 --> 01:26:08,554 - Shut up! - He's right! Keep your mouth shut! 1319 01:26:09,629 --> 01:26:13,040 Trust in our daughter, Martin. She will testify before the judge. 1320 01:26:13,042 --> 01:26:15,629 He is her father-in-law now. We get mitigating circumstances. 1321 01:26:15,631 --> 01:26:18,562 - You're right. He's family! - Yes. 1322 01:26:18,675 --> 01:26:22,294 - Watch it! We're an influential family! - Very highly ranked! 1323 01:26:22,296 --> 01:26:25,383 - Shut up! Or I clap you in irons! - Scumbag. 1324 01:26:30,115 --> 01:26:31,078 Bidge! 1325 01:26:31,128 --> 01:26:32,532 Bidge! 1326 01:26:32,833 --> 01:26:36,057 - Bidge! Bidge! - How dare you shake your mother! 1327 01:26:36,976 --> 01:26:40,189 - My God, the bridge! The bridge! Stop! - What is it? 1328 01:26:40,191 --> 01:26:43,706 Don't drive over the bridge! Not over the bridge! 1329 01:26:48,316 --> 01:26:53,063 Octave. Had they but touched you, I would've reported them on the spot. 1330 01:27:00,454 --> 01:27:01,830 Stop! 1331 01:27:02,782 --> 01:27:07,825 Octave, I'll ask Mgr. Soupiot to intervene with the Pope to annul this marriage. 1332 01:27:10,641 --> 01:27:12,961 - It might be better for you. - No. 1333 01:27:13,342 --> 01:27:15,686 We will stay married until we die. 1334 01:27:17,507 --> 01:27:21,967 So be it. Go with the grace of God, my children. 1335 01:27:22,808 --> 01:27:25,587 Love, Lord! Love! 1336 01:27:26,428 --> 01:27:29,061 Well, are you coming? We're leaving! 1337 01:27:29,129 --> 01:27:32,814 Let the coach go first! Bring up the coach! 1338 01:27:32,818 --> 01:27:35,408 Bring up the coach! 1339 01:27:35,515 --> 01:27:36,879 Me saw bidge. 1340 01:27:37,661 --> 01:27:40,256 - Me saw bidge! - What, "saw bidge"? 1341 01:27:40,258 --> 01:27:41,401 Me saw bidge! 1342 01:27:42,555 --> 01:27:45,437 - He sawed the bridge? - Well, yes! 1343 01:27:45,799 --> 01:27:46,792 Forward! 1344 01:27:47,904 --> 01:27:53,362 Not! Let the others go first! Not over the bridge! Stop! 1345 01:27:54,290 --> 01:27:59,476 - What did you do? - Farewell, my Rose. I only loved you! 1346 01:28:02,516 --> 01:28:04,854 Thank God I confessed! 1347 01:28:07,814 --> 01:28:08,606 Mommy! 1348 01:28:08,608 --> 01:28:11,861 - My Violet! We will all go together! - Idiot! 1349 01:28:16,325 --> 01:28:20,599 - I never...! - Bidge! Bidge! Bidge! 1350 01:28:21,029 --> 01:28:23,766 We passed it. We passed it. 1351 01:28:24,496 --> 01:28:27,654 My God! We passed it! We passed it! 1352 01:28:28,209 --> 01:28:30,445 - Go on, driver! - Forward! 1353 01:28:41,386 --> 01:28:43,795 - Goodbye, Father! - Pray for us! 1354 01:28:43,797 --> 01:28:45,950 I will! Go in peace, my children. 1355 01:28:52,059 --> 01:28:54,002 Help, pastor! 1356 01:28:54,245 --> 01:28:56,452 Stop! Stop! 1357 01:29:02,409 --> 01:29:04,357 What now again? 1358 01:29:04,359 --> 01:29:06,821 Our lumberjack! It's a miracle! 1359 01:29:07,042 --> 01:29:09,640 I went through a lot! What a night. 1360 01:29:09,642 --> 01:29:12,268 He is hurt. You must take him to a doctor, at once! 1361 01:29:12,406 --> 01:29:15,256 He should go on foot! He's slowing us down. 1362 01:29:16,741 --> 01:29:19,410 He'll dirty the whole coach! Look at the state of him. 1363 01:29:20,677 --> 01:29:22,754 And he smells badly. 1364 01:29:24,619 --> 01:29:29,668 You egotists! How dare you! The Lord just saved you from a horrible death! 1365 01:29:29,748 --> 01:29:33,034 Take good care of this man. AND SHUT UP! 1366 01:29:36,799 --> 01:29:37,818 Get in, my son. 1367 01:29:39,140 --> 01:29:42,746 I'll drink a big mug of beer to your health, Father! 1368 01:29:42,748 --> 01:29:44,348 Well, not too big. 1369 01:29:44,579 --> 01:29:47,243 "Moderare bibere, corpe sana gardarem." 1370 01:29:47,246 --> 01:29:48,651 Yeah right. 1371 01:30:06,760 --> 01:30:08,219 My God! 1372 01:30:11,557 --> 01:30:14,595 How far the path that leads to Thee, my Lord. 1373 01:30:22,132 --> 01:30:24,263 - What was that noise? - A thunderstorm. 1374 01:30:24,265 --> 01:30:28,611 No, bidge! Me saw bidge! Crack crack! 1375 01:30:28,613 --> 01:30:31,749 Nothing crack crack! You didn't saw it! We got over it safely, didn't we? 1376 01:30:31,751 --> 01:30:35,252 That boy can't do anything right. Wonder who he takes after. 1377 01:30:35,254 --> 01:30:38,434 We did what we could. But he kept following his instincts. 1378 01:30:38,436 --> 01:30:41,710 Yes, he's to blame for everything! God knows how you tried, my Rose. 1379 01:30:41,936 --> 01:30:44,574 No! Me saw bidge! 106637