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Okay, everyone.
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We're about to bring out our dog actor.
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Her trainer, Tam Flank, wants to say a few
words before we get started.
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She worked on Dunston checks in.
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The movie with the ring of tang and the
boy and the hotel.
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Yeah, yeah.
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So, she's the real deal.
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Okay, send out Tam.
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Hello, non-animal crew.
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So, who the heck am I?
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Tam Flank had a ring of Tang Wrangler on
Dunston checks in.
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That's who.
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When an animal is on set, the animal
trainer isn't charged.
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Princess and I need total silence for our
complex communication connection.
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So, as on me, dogs on set, Tam's in
charge.
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What's the shot, chief?
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Okay, we need the dog to drop the bone in
the cereal, bark, and then turn to camera.
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I thought you said today would be tough
action.
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Yeah, from the top action.
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Missing something from that cereal?
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Milk.
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The high calcium cereal sauce that gives
you healthy bones.
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Bones, don't tell Rover and cute dog.
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Princess!
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Princess!
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To me!
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To me!
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Please!
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Please!
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Please!
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Please!
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Please!
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Just put the bone in your mouth,
please!
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God!
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What the heck we were doing it?
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I just assumed something had gone wrong.
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I was communicating with Princess.
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I don't got to do your job for you.
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Let's go again.
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Action!
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From the Q-line action.
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Bones, don't tell Rover.
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Princess!
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The bone!
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Don't know!
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What are you doing to me?
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This is a disaster!
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If you don't do this, if you don't do
this, I ruined... ruined!
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It's an help!
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Not what the heck?
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Is everything okay?
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Yeah, I'm fine.
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What's your problem?
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Should we get a different dog?
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Why?
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You're going to tell me.
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Head or Wrangler on Dunston checks in?
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Now, we need another dog?
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This dog is perfect.
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We are 100% connected in a dog,
human communication interface.
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I am in command.
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Action!
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Action!
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Bones, don't tell Rover.
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Princess!
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But please do what I asked.
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You can have anything.
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We can swap meals only!
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Dogs for ages!
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Just please put the bone in your mouth.
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Please!
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Please!
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Please!
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Please!
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Please!
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I am literally begging you.
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Please!
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Please!
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Please!
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Please!
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Princess!
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Oh!
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I'm a fraud!
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I could never talk to dogs!
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My papa was right!
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Oh!
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Cut!
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What the heck?
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Why?
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Why?
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We're good!
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Action!
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Princess, please!
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Put this bone in your mouth.
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This job is our last chance.
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Everyone still so mad at me for injuring
all those orangutings and Dunston checks in.
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Okay, fine.
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Don't do it.
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I don't care.
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I don't care.
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I was stronger for psychology.
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Things didn't work.
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Please!
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Please!
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Please!
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Please!
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Please!
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Please!
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Please!
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Please!
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Please!
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What the heck we were nearly there?
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We're gonna go into overtime.
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We'll just CGI a dog and pose.
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Alright, that's a wrap on princess.
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No!
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No!
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Don't do that.
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CGI is my nemesis.
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I was supposed to be wrong on tongs,
on dawn of the planet of the ape.
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The one with the apes.
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But then they invented CGI.
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And that's it.
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Give us one more take.
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Please!
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Please!
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Please!
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Okay, fine.
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Detective works action!
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Bones, don't tell Rover.
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It's perfect, that's a wrap.
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Sixteen hundred dollars for four new
tires?
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Yes, sir.
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Honey, we need those tires to get up on my
parents for Christmas.
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We do have a promo that could take them
down to zero dollars.
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Yes, please!
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Our promo is eat a tire when free tires
for life.
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I'm sorry.
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Eat a tire?
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Yes, sir.
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Free tires for life, if you can polish off
an entire tire.
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This can't be a real promo.
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People shouldn't be eating tires.
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Oh, these men did.
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And one of them's even a doctor.
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Okay, honey, maybe this is worth a try.
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Pam, seriously?
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We need the tires.
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All I have to do is eat a tire.
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And an hour or under, yes.
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There's a time limit, too.
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Mm-hmm.
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Okay, I'll do it.
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Honey, no!
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I cannot have my pregnant wife eating a
tire.
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I want our daughter to grow up in a world
where women can eat tires just like men.
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Give it a tire.
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Boys, we've got another one.
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Step right on over here, you'll be
competing against Rick and John.
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Oh, it's a competition.
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Yeah, baby.
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First person to finish their tire gets
free tires for life.
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You don't have to drink the motor oil,
but you can't if you want to.
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on your marks.
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Oh, it's a good set.
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Okay.
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Here we go.
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You eat a tire like a girl.
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Thank you.
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And that's the woman having my baby girl.
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Go ahead, honey.
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There's a nail in mind.
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Are the tires used?
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Oh, yeah, we're not gonna waste new tires
on this.
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They're expensive.
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That lady eats tires like a goblin.
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Hey.
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She's eating for two.
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You keep going, baby.
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Hey, one minute left.
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A minute.
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Oh, we had an hour.
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If the hour starts being you enter the
shop.
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Dang, it's gonna waste the 45 minutes
looking at air freshers.
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Look at this little lady go.
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I've had weirder cravings than this.
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Do you have any more of this in the back?
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There's no eight.
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There's no pressure to finish,
honey.
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You can stop whenever you want.
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Hey, three, two.
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one.
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And that's time.
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We've got to win our boys.
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Congratulations.
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You have one free tires for life.
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And the installation will just be... $1
,600.
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I feel
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this may be the end of my life.
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The dragon is too powerful.
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He's not.
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nothing more we can do.
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No, there is something.
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The dragon will not stop until she gets
what she wants.
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So let's give it to her.
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You don't, baby.
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I'm a sacrifice myself for the good of the
kingdom.
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Okay?
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Yeah.
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I think that's a really good idea.
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I think you should do it.
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to be clear.
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When I say sacrifice, I do mean toss
myself to the dragon.
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I know.
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To be eaten.
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Yep.
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To death.
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You're like not even crying.
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What darling, I'm devastated.
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I just, I really think it's gonna work.
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This is not how this was supposed to go.
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What?
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I'm agreeing with you.
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If you're not supposed to do it out loud,
you're supposed to fight for me.
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If Angeline, please, you are my
everything.
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I beg you.
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Please do not do this.
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I have to.
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Okay.
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Buddy.
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What?
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I'm not supposed to let me go.
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Okay, but if you don't go, then the dragon
won't leave us alone.
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You don't have to go if you don't want to.
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No, I have to.
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You have to.
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No.
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Okay.
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No.
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No.
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I'm not going to make you feed yourself to
a dragon.
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You mean it?
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Of course.
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That's why I'm so happy it was your idea.
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Tristan, do you even love me?
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Yes?
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More than life itself.
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Then come with me.
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But what?
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Tristan, I just faced this dragon together
and lived forever in its eternal flame.
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Oh.
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Hmm.
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Hmm.
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Hmm.
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Food.
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I have something Tuesday.
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I have something when this day.
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I'm going to schedule something with those
days.
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Tristan, you could schedule being with me.
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Very busy on Friday.
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Saturday I spend with my mum.
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Sunday.
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The day I'm all old.
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I'm booked.
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I promise me you won't forget me.
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Of course.
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I promise.
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Promise me you'll grieve me.
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I promise me that you'll never love
another and it will die a sad lonely man.
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Maybe you don't do this.
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Are you right?
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But you have to... Do you want me to be
eaten by a dragon?
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Yes.
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No.
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But I just need you to be eaten by a
dragon.
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Everything.
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Would be better for me.
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I don't know.
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It just seems like you don't really consider
what I want to just be very selfish.
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Fine.
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You know what?
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Forget it.
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Stupid boy won't even fight for my love.
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We did it!
285
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Turns out she was open to negotiation.
286
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Order!
287
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Order!
288
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We stand trial today on Cleater Dunn.
289
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Accused of 17 counts of witchcraft.
290
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How do you bleed?
291
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Not guilty, Your Honor.
292
00:12:34,970 --> 00:12:37,630
I saw her turn into a puff of smoke.
293
00:12:37,650 --> 00:12:39,890
She cast a spell on my wife and children.
294
00:12:40,130 --> 00:12:43,410
Yeah, and she opened my pickled jar when I
couldn't get it open.
295
00:12:46,790 --> 00:12:49,030
Yeah, get her, which hits.
296
00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:53,270
As a guy, I'll stage your gaze.
297
00:12:53,810 --> 00:12:58,490
Your Honor, this witch performed the most
dubious act of witchcraft I ever saw.
298
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Last Tuesday.
299
00:13:06,010 --> 00:13:10,090
She opened a jar I had been struggling
with for 40 minutes.
300
00:13:11,230 --> 00:13:12,650
With one twist.
301
00:13:13,610 --> 00:13:15,730
She used telepathy to open it.
302
00:13:15,870 --> 00:13:16,870
Where's Your Honor?
303
00:13:17,310 --> 00:13:18,310
Her hands.
304
00:13:18,970 --> 00:13:20,730
I mean, how could she?
305
00:13:21,390 --> 00:13:22,390
A woman.
306
00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:27,230
Open a jar that I, the strongest man in
the village could not.
307
00:13:28,930 --> 00:13:29,930
Which?
308
00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:31,550
I saw it!
309
00:13:32,250 --> 00:13:34,230
If not witchcraft, then what?
310
00:13:34,490 --> 00:13:35,650
My husband is weak.
311
00:13:35,930 --> 00:13:37,230
Is that what it is?
312
00:13:39,770 --> 00:13:40,770
Is that what's happened?
313
00:13:43,090 --> 00:13:44,090
No!
314
00:13:44,130 --> 00:13:44,590
No!
315
00:13:44,850 --> 00:13:45,850
It's witchcraft!
316
00:13:46,350 --> 00:13:49,510
It's dark, and it's twisted and mean!
317
00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:50,930
Which?
318
00:13:51,610 --> 00:13:53,110
Your Honor, this is ridiculous.
319
00:13:53,980 --> 00:13:57,150
Last Tuesday, I was turning butter as a
woman's duty.
320
00:13:57,650 --> 00:14:03,090
When I began to hear a
weak ranting... Oh, yeah!
321
00:14:05,550 --> 00:14:07,270
Keep it away from my jar!
322
00:14:08,290 --> 00:14:10,390
It was the saddest sound.
323
00:14:11,590 --> 00:14:15,650
Like a toddler with a cold trying to crawl
into bed on their own.
324
00:14:17,210 --> 00:14:21,070
After 45 minutes, I used my strong butter
churning wrists to open it.
325
00:14:21,470 --> 00:14:22,870
Your Honor, man, I showed the jury.
326
00:14:31,930 --> 00:14:33,210
Oh, witchcraft!
327
00:14:34,030 --> 00:14:35,190
I'm buffed!
328
00:14:35,370 --> 00:14:37,170
I am buffed!
329
00:14:37,930 --> 00:14:39,510
Okay, next witness, please.
330
00:14:39,530 --> 00:14:42,370
I saw her turn into a smoke, please.
331
00:14:42,371 --> 00:14:43,371
Oh, ring!
332
00:14:44,110 --> 00:14:45,530
I've got a better story.
333
00:14:46,990 --> 00:14:52,590
Last Wednesday, I observed she sacrificed
an animal in front of my very eyes.
334
00:14:53,690 --> 00:14:57,890
And then she used mine powers to alter my
moods.
335
00:14:58,130 --> 00:15:00,630
All in front of my dear sweetheart.
336
00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:01,890
Why, she's aware!
337
00:15:03,010 --> 00:15:06,478
Your Honor, I saw Trevor
Edg scream crying on
338
00:15:06,479 --> 00:15:10,671
his porch last Wednesday
because he saw a spider.
339
00:15:12,590 --> 00:15:17,970
So I killed the spider and I patted his
back to comfort him.
340
00:15:18,020 --> 00:15:22,490
She used some sort of a wish potion to
quiet me.
341
00:15:23,150 --> 00:15:28,050
He said, I need a lollie, I'm so,
and I quote, scared!
342
00:15:28,390 --> 00:15:29,390
That was scary!
343
00:15:30,070 --> 00:15:30,450
It was.
344
00:15:30,990 --> 00:15:32,570
And his wife saw the whole thing.
345
00:15:32,950 --> 00:15:36,530
She embarrassed me in front of my dear
sweet mitzi.
346
00:15:37,050 --> 00:15:37,270
Right, honey?
347
00:15:37,350 --> 00:15:37,810
No!
348
00:15:38,130 --> 00:15:38,610
No!
349
00:15:38,970 --> 00:15:39,490
No!
350
00:15:39,710 --> 00:15:39,810
No!
351
00:15:40,550 --> 00:15:41,550
Yes, she's aware!
352
00:15:46,430 --> 00:15:49,970
I have real evidence that Cleeda is a
witch.
353
00:15:49,971 --> 00:15:51,510
She travels by so long.
354
00:15:51,511 --> 00:15:52,671
Marcus, lemon, you're on him.
355
00:15:54,010 --> 00:15:57,788
Let me start by saying
I'm sick of these weak men
356
00:15:57,789 --> 00:16:00,650
using their inadequacies
to unfairly accuse Cleeda.
357
00:16:00,930 --> 00:16:02,970
The wrong... Well,
thank you, Marcus.
358
00:16:03,470 --> 00:16:05,930
Being strong and fearless doesn't make you
a witch.
359
00:16:06,690 --> 00:16:09,430
Being funnier than me in front of my
family does wits!
360
00:16:09,431 --> 00:16:10,431
Yes!
361
00:16:11,110 --> 00:16:12,750
Marcus, I was just joking!
362
00:16:13,610 --> 00:16:15,490
That's Sunday she joined my family for a
picnic.
363
00:16:16,330 --> 00:16:18,110
I noticed she had eaten a lot of
hazelnuts.
364
00:16:18,190 --> 00:16:22,650
So I said, hey, Cleeda, good news is
hazelnuts do grow on trees.
365
00:16:27,470 --> 00:16:29,350
And nobody left except my wife.
366
00:16:30,310 --> 00:16:30,950
Ha, ha, ha!
367
00:16:31,130 --> 00:16:32,130
That's my hubs.
368
00:16:32,230 --> 00:16:33,430
He's a very funny man.
369
00:16:33,670 --> 00:16:34,670
I mean it.
370
00:16:38,625 --> 00:16:42,570
And then she looked at my plate and said,
once I'm bred with that butter...
371
00:16:43,410 --> 00:16:43,930
No!
372
00:16:44,270 --> 00:16:45,310
No, I'm just my new one!
373
00:16:48,330 --> 00:16:49,750
I have made a decision.
374
00:16:51,350 --> 00:16:53,450
Insecurities does not make Cleeda a witch.
375
00:16:53,990 --> 00:16:55,610
She's a bad mama, Gemma.
376
00:16:56,260 --> 00:16:57,470
But she's not a witch.
377
00:16:58,490 --> 00:16:59,490
Thank you, Judge.
378
00:17:00,090 --> 00:17:03,350
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some
witchly duties to perform it.
379
00:17:05,770 --> 00:17:07,950
I'm so cute!
380
00:17:08,450 --> 00:17:12,350
I don't think you know a witch!
381
00:17:26,910 --> 00:17:30,070
To love and to cherish till death was
part.
382
00:17:33,290 --> 00:17:34,130
Beautifully done.
383
00:17:34,190 --> 00:17:35,450
Now the groom.
384
00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:38,090
Matt, please repeat after me.
385
00:17:38,230 --> 00:17:39,830
Matt, please repeat after me.
386
00:17:41,730 --> 00:17:43,130
Hi, I'm being serious.
387
00:17:44,850 --> 00:17:47,090
Funny guy wants to play, huh?
388
00:17:48,410 --> 00:17:49,410
Okay, Matt.
389
00:17:50,390 --> 00:17:52,010
Repeat after me.
390
00:17:52,250 --> 00:17:53,890
Gentle sodas, I'd wonder
enjoy that I'd take you to
391
00:17:53,891 --> 00:17:55,510
be my blessed wife and
share with you all this time.
392
00:17:55,511 --> 00:17:58,990
Whoa, whoa, slow down, but what is this?
393
00:17:59,270 --> 00:18:03,910
Oh, these are the vowels!
394
00:18:04,190 --> 00:18:05,190
Can hang?
395
00:18:07,050 --> 00:18:09,190
Han, he did John Prasinski's wedding.
396
00:18:09,250 --> 00:18:10,250
He's a legend.
397
00:18:10,610 --> 00:18:10,610
Yeah.
398
00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:11,490
You good?
399
00:18:11,870 --> 00:18:13,550
Cause Kras didn't break a sweat.
400
00:18:15,380 --> 00:18:16,990
Yeah, yeah, I'm good.
401
00:18:17,410 --> 00:18:17,870
Okay, then.
402
00:18:18,250 --> 00:18:19,250
I'll start over.
403
00:18:20,930 --> 00:18:23,670
Gentle sodas would wonder enjoy that I'd
take you to be my blessed wife and share
404
00:18:23,671 --> 00:18:25,610
with you all that is to be dreamt and
dreamt and dreamt and eternity in his
405
00:18:25,611 --> 00:18:27,490
fumble of love and night for thou's my
queen.
406
00:18:31,380 --> 00:18:33,206
Hey, if you can hang with the big dog,
that's all good.
407
00:18:33,230 --> 00:18:35,750
Gentle sodas with wonder enjoy that I'd
take you to be my blessed wife and to
408
00:18:35,751 --> 00:18:37,137
share with you all this to
be dreamt and dreamt and
409
00:18:37,138 --> 00:18:39,610
eternity in a slumber of love
and life for thou's my queen.
410
00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:45,980
I love it.
411
00:18:48,120 --> 00:18:52,520
Love is a flame eternal or is a sweet say
karlik or nidiglaga.
412
00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:56,440
Love is a flame eternal or is the sweet
say karlik or nidiglaga.
413
00:18:57,040 --> 00:19:02,980
Pi is 3.14159265358979324664338.
414
00:19:04,940 --> 00:19:06,100
And we're still doing vowels?
415
00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:12,540
Pi is 3.14159265358979323846264338.
416
00:19:18,885 --> 00:19:21,770
Do you think you're some sort of christian
skier or something?
417
00:19:22,470 --> 00:19:23,030
Better.
418
00:19:23,490 --> 00:19:24,490
I'm a niece.
419
00:19:28,990 --> 00:19:33,030
Oh, giguchi, I'm a little dude to have
babies to be facing the guy.
420
00:19:34,890 --> 00:19:36,670
And John did all this?
421
00:19:36,690 --> 00:19:39,070
Oh, yeah, big time and more.
422
00:19:39,610 --> 00:19:43,630
Oh, giguchi, I'm a little dude to have
babies to be facing the guy.
423
00:19:46,790 --> 00:19:49,270
Ugh, wow who talked to you, Jack in my
style?
424
00:19:49,990 --> 00:19:52,530
Johnnyalian guy did better.
425
00:19:52,531 --> 00:19:53,730
Better bought some butter.
426
00:19:53,990 --> 00:19:55,006
She dead his butter's bitterness.
427
00:19:55,030 --> 00:19:57,150
If I cut it in my batter, it'll make my
batter bitter.
428
00:20:05,580 --> 00:20:06,580
Pi...
429
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:17,760
We're done here.
430
00:20:19,740 --> 00:20:22,200
From the top.
431
00:20:25,280 --> 00:20:27,780
Gentle soldiers with wonder and joy,
then I take you to be my blessed wife and
432
00:20:27,781 --> 00:20:29,780
to share with you others to be dreamed of
dream to dream to dream to an eternity in
433
00:20:29,781 --> 00:20:31,621
a slumber of love and life for thou's my
queen.
434
00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:34,520
Love is a flame eternal or as the Swedes
say, Carlik are in a big laga.
435
00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:08,480
Buy us 3.14159, 2.6539, 793, 2,
3, 3, 3, 8, 4, 6, 2, 6, 4, 3, 3,
436
00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:09,640
8.
437
00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:11,940
All so husband and wife.
438
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:16,540
This is exactly how I imagine my big
jaybrig boy.
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