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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:06,440 [soft jazz music] 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:19,440 --> 00:00:20,440 [people cheering] 5 00:00:24,480 --> 00:00:25,480 [glasses clinging] 6 00:00:32,840 --> 00:00:34,200 [man] Yeah, yeah, exactly. 7 00:00:34,440 --> 00:00:37,200 Actually, can we get some bread, please, for Eddie? 8 00:00:38,920 --> 00:00:40,800 No more champagne for Ed.. 9 00:00:42,920 --> 00:00:43,920 [glass clinging] 10 00:00:47,040 --> 00:00:48,040 Here, here, here. 11 00:00:50,320 --> 00:00:51,320 Attention, please. 12 00:00:55,040 --> 00:00:59,680 When Sara told Joe and me she was getting married, 13 00:00:59,920 --> 00:01:02,040 -Joe said-- -Get my shot-gun. 14 00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:03,200 [crowd laughs] 15 00:01:04,080 --> 00:01:06,040 Eddie! You better hush. 16 00:01:06,120 --> 00:01:07,120 And you better keep 17 00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:08,520 your hands off that nice little waitress too. 18 00:01:08,600 --> 00:01:10,520 She can toss you out of here, right? 19 00:01:10,640 --> 00:01:11,640 [laughing] 20 00:01:12,520 --> 00:01:15,120 Anyway, y'all, y'all. 21 00:01:16,480 --> 00:01:18,840 When Sara told us she was, well... 22 00:01:18,920 --> 00:01:20,920 that John had finally popped the question, 23 00:01:21,080 --> 00:01:22,080 [crowd laughs] 24 00:01:23,880 --> 00:01:27,720 Joe and I wanted to throw the biggest wedding this town has 25 00:01:27,920 --> 00:01:29,560 ever seen, because... 26 00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:32,000 as you all may or may not know, 27 00:01:32,080 --> 00:01:34,560 Joe and I were not born in California. 28 00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:37,040 Oh no, no one can tell by your accent, mom. 29 00:01:37,120 --> 00:01:39,000 [all laughing] [Eddie] That's right! 30 00:01:39,280 --> 00:01:44,080 And we Texans when we throw a party it's an event. 31 00:01:44,200 --> 00:01:46,600 And it's got to be big, right! 32 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:48,040 Yeah! 33 00:01:48,200 --> 00:01:52,720 But my daughter wanted, a small, small wedding, 34 00:01:52,960 --> 00:01:55,280 -at home. -How it be small in that place? 35 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:56,400 [crowd laughs] 36 00:01:56,560 --> 00:02:00,200 Well now, come on, it's home. 37 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:04,040 So, even though it's the first wedding 38 00:02:04,160 --> 00:02:07,240 that I have officially gotten to throw, 39 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:09,920 un-account, well, you know, 40 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:12,360 Pamela hadn't found her special one, 41 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:15,160 yet, and, and Tom and Annie, 42 00:02:15,320 --> 00:02:16,600 [clearing her throat] 43 00:02:17,920 --> 00:02:21,600 so, I had to make some compromises but, 44 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:24,520 we got a whole lot of food, 45 00:02:24,720 --> 00:02:26,360 music, and dancing. 46 00:02:26,440 --> 00:02:28,200 And a hell of a lot of booze! 47 00:02:28,280 --> 00:02:33,120 Yes darling. So, y'all better be on time cause my baby girl 48 00:02:33,200 --> 00:02:35,520 it's getting married tomorrow. [crowd cheers] 49 00:02:35,600 --> 00:02:36,680 Thank you, mom! 50 00:02:38,920 --> 00:02:41,320 I haven't heard the kick yet. 51 00:02:41,920 --> 00:02:43,720 Thanks for coming, everybody! 52 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:45,400 [jazz music] 53 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:02,800 [Carol] Wow, wow, wow. 54 00:04:02,880 --> 00:04:04,560 See, if you caring the flowers... 55 00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:07,160 They're so pretty, if you put them up like that, 56 00:04:07,320 --> 00:04:09,960 see, okay, off you go now. 57 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:39,000 [exhales] 58 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:41,120 Thanks, honey! 59 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:43,600 Wow, that's 12 minutes. 60 00:04:43,880 --> 00:04:45,920 That's my best time ever. 61 00:04:46,400 --> 00:04:47,400 [groans] 62 00:04:47,840 --> 00:04:50,800 [Joe breathes heavily] -Congratulations, dear. 63 00:04:50,880 --> 00:04:53,560 So in a way to get our poisons out of your system. 64 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:55,560 [chuckles] 65 00:04:55,640 --> 00:04:56,960 [Carol] Hello, welcome. 66 00:04:57,040 --> 00:04:59,720 Don't be afraid, she's really a push-over. 67 00:04:59,880 --> 00:05:01,120 [exhales] All right. 68 00:05:01,520 --> 00:05:04,560 [Carol] Welcome, welcome! Come on down here. 69 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:07,160 Good morning ma'am, I'm with the Ever Ready. 70 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:10,160 Ma'am! Thank the Lord, good all Texas manners. 71 00:05:10,240 --> 00:05:11,240 That's right. 72 00:05:11,320 --> 00:05:14,360 I believe they have you set up here in the tennis court, 73 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:17,240 so you just go right ahead and do whatever is you do. 74 00:05:17,640 --> 00:05:19,000 You got your Stetson? 75 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:21,600 Ma'am, that's really not our bag. 76 00:05:23,080 --> 00:05:24,960 [whispering] I'll get you a Stetson. 77 00:05:25,360 --> 00:05:26,360 All right. 78 00:05:29,880 --> 00:05:32,280 We are out 22 minutes and counting, pal. 79 00:05:32,560 --> 00:05:34,160 I'm so ready. 80 00:05:34,320 --> 00:05:35,320 Be there in 20 minutes, 81 00:05:35,400 --> 00:05:37,080 we'll get to play your last single legs. 82 00:05:37,160 --> 00:05:39,800 -Alright, that sounds great. -My few remining clients 83 00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:41,640 remember at the Mulholland tennis, 84 00:05:41,720 --> 00:05:43,800 he put our names at the gate, Mulholland tennis. 85 00:05:43,880 --> 00:05:45,120 Sounds great. 86 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:48,920 -Hey, hey, how come you didn't tell me Sara's sister 87 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:52,200 -had a pension fund? -[John] I didn't know. 88 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:55,680 I think she just got that job last week. 89 00:05:55,760 --> 00:05:58,480 She can sit on a lot of dough while waiting, bail me out. 90 00:05:58,560 --> 00:06:00,760 Well then, let's try not to offend her. 91 00:06:01,280 --> 00:06:03,880 Offend, my friend the word would be, dazzle. 92 00:06:04,680 --> 00:06:06,720 [scoffs] Hey dazzle. 93 00:06:17,080 --> 00:06:20,880 Let's me mature, let's just say goodbye. 94 00:06:25,520 --> 00:06:26,560 [indistinct chatter] 95 00:06:28,880 --> 00:06:31,000 Hey mama, thank you for all of this. 96 00:06:31,080 --> 00:06:32,520 My pleasure. 97 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:33,600 -Boo! -You-- Know! 98 00:06:33,920 --> 00:06:34,920 -Joe! -Sorry! 99 00:06:35,040 --> 00:06:36,800 I couldn't help it, I running too high. 100 00:06:36,880 --> 00:06:38,280 That's no excuse Joe, 101 00:06:38,360 --> 00:06:39,960 where you keep your Stetsons? 102 00:06:40,040 --> 00:06:41,760 What do you want with my Stetsons? 103 00:06:41,880 --> 00:06:43,440 -Stay away from my Stetsons. -Fine. 104 00:06:43,520 --> 00:06:45,120 -Good morning, daddy. -Good morning, pumpkin pie, 105 00:06:45,200 --> 00:06:46,200 how you feel? 106 00:06:46,600 --> 00:06:48,000 -I feel good. -[Joe] Good! 107 00:06:48,560 --> 00:06:51,680 Feel great, this is one of the greatest days of your life. 108 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:53,120 Us too. 109 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:55,440 Because we're losing our little girl. 110 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:57,840 But, John is a fine man. 111 00:06:58,520 --> 00:07:00,960 Yet, it's gonna be one hell of a day. 112 00:07:01,040 --> 00:07:02,160 [quiet thud] [groans] 113 00:07:02,840 --> 00:07:04,840 [scoffs] [laughs] 114 00:07:06,280 --> 00:07:07,280 [tense music] 115 00:07:28,400 --> 00:07:29,400 [sighs] 116 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:33,840 Let go, let go. God, let go. 117 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:35,320 [knocking] 118 00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:43,600 [humming] 119 00:07:49,520 --> 00:07:51,120 -Zack! [Zack stammers] 120 00:07:51,240 --> 00:07:52,840 Hey, you all right, come on in. 121 00:07:55,120 --> 00:07:56,280 Come on in. 122 00:07:57,080 --> 00:07:58,520 How you doing? 123 00:07:59,040 --> 00:08:01,840 I'm just gonna look at some breakfast with Eddie, 124 00:08:01,960 --> 00:08:02,960 you wanna come? 125 00:08:03,440 --> 00:08:04,440 No, that's cool. 126 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:07,040 Hey Zack, 127 00:08:07,760 --> 00:08:11,240 about the best man, I wish I could have two best men. 128 00:08:11,920 --> 00:08:13,680 You know Eddie really, he cared! 129 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:14,920 And I don't know, I... 130 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:17,320 I didn't think that it would mattered to you, you know 131 00:08:17,400 --> 00:08:18,880 family matters, besides who knew you were gonna make it? 132 00:08:18,960 --> 00:08:20,440 John, don't sweat it. 133 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:22,800 I wouldn't missed it. 134 00:08:23,680 --> 00:08:24,680 [sighs] 135 00:08:27,080 --> 00:08:29,440 That was a great toast you made last night. 136 00:08:29,520 --> 00:08:32,960 No, it really mean a lot to me and Sara too, she told me. 137 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:35,160 I'm sorry I spaced on her mom's name. 138 00:08:35,240 --> 00:08:36,240 [John laughs] 139 00:08:38,680 --> 00:08:41,360 I just feel so lucky, I mean, isn't she perfect? 140 00:08:43,720 --> 00:08:45,600 I got to get ready, what's up Zack? 141 00:08:46,120 --> 00:08:47,280 Well, I... 142 00:08:48,640 --> 00:08:50,120 seems sort of silly now. 143 00:08:50,400 --> 00:08:52,800 I've been meaning to tell you for a while but, 144 00:08:52,920 --> 00:08:55,880 [stammers] I haven't seen you too much. 145 00:08:56,760 --> 00:08:58,920 Since I moved back east until last night. 146 00:08:59,760 --> 00:09:02,160 [stammers] I'm in the program now. 147 00:09:02,440 --> 00:09:03,920 Yeah, that's great. 148 00:09:04,480 --> 00:09:07,040 Hundred and twenty days sober, no hangovers. 149 00:09:08,040 --> 00:09:09,920 [exhales] -[John] That's so good! 150 00:09:10,520 --> 00:09:12,160 Still painting houses, right? 151 00:09:12,680 --> 00:09:14,960 Yeah, you know, I... 152 00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:18,560 I just got my 120 day chip. 153 00:09:18,720 --> 00:09:21,640 That is great! I guess those programs really work. 154 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:22,880 Yeah! 155 00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:25,200 Because they're about honesty. 156 00:09:26,120 --> 00:09:27,360 You know with yourself. 157 00:09:27,760 --> 00:09:28,880 People close to you. 158 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:31,160 Rigorous honesty, 159 00:09:31,720 --> 00:09:32,960 and making amends. 160 00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:34,760 That's good. 161 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:36,360 [stammers continue] 162 00:09:36,600 --> 00:09:39,440 That's quite a step, I'm actually ways away. 163 00:09:39,760 --> 00:09:43,280 But nine, that's the one you make amends on. 164 00:09:44,160 --> 00:09:45,560 And I got to get this... 165 00:09:45,720 --> 00:09:48,840 out today, you getting married, so, 166 00:09:49,120 --> 00:09:50,680 I'm just gonna skip to nine 167 00:09:50,760 --> 00:09:53,320 and I'll come back and take care of five, six... 168 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:55,360 Zack, can you do that? 169 00:09:56,840 --> 00:09:59,640 Well, I'm making amends to you, John. 170 00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:01,720 I'm making amends today. 171 00:10:03,600 --> 00:10:04,600 To me? 172 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:07,480 Today. 173 00:10:13,400 --> 00:10:14,520 You remember, 174 00:10:15,840 --> 00:10:19,080 When you first introduced Sara and me and we, 175 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:22,080 told you that we both felt like we knew each other from, 176 00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:24,360 -somewhere? -Yeah, it meant a lot to me. 177 00:10:25,080 --> 00:10:26,360 Yeah, but we did know, 178 00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:28,200 each other. 179 00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:31,880 We've met, on the vineyard. 180 00:10:34,360 --> 00:10:35,560 You met Sara? 181 00:10:36,520 --> 00:10:38,000 I met her, yeah. 182 00:10:39,080 --> 00:10:41,600 [stammers] The summer I moved out there. 183 00:10:42,680 --> 00:10:44,200 Sara was at the vineyard? 184 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:45,760 While you were there? 185 00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:47,560 Oh so that's why you came-- 186 00:10:47,640 --> 00:10:49,960 you've been wrecking your brains on this one 187 00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:51,640 trying to figure it out and then is like... 188 00:10:51,720 --> 00:10:54,280 bang, where do I know this person from, oh yeah. 189 00:10:55,160 --> 00:10:56,320 Thanks for telling me. 190 00:10:58,480 --> 00:11:01,640 I've always known where I knew her from. 191 00:11:01,880 --> 00:11:04,200 Yeah you always knew where you knew her from. 192 00:11:04,280 --> 00:11:05,280 [giggles] 193 00:11:05,920 --> 00:11:06,920 No! 194 00:11:07,760 --> 00:11:10,920 You knew Sara, [sighing] 195 00:11:15,520 --> 00:11:16,760 Oh my God! 196 00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:24,200 -I slept with Sara-- -You slept with Sara, my Sara? 197 00:11:24,280 --> 00:11:25,520 You slept with my Sara? 198 00:11:25,680 --> 00:11:28,880 Yeah, though technically at the time she was just Sara, Sara. 199 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:33,000 [gasps] 200 00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:35,560 Oh my God! 201 00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:37,400 You got me. [laughs] 202 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:40,440 You got me. 203 00:11:40,880 --> 00:11:42,440 On my wedding day. [laughing] 204 00:11:43,040 --> 00:11:44,040 [gasping] 205 00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:45,600 [exhales deeply] 206 00:11:48,280 --> 00:11:49,280 [whispers] No. 207 00:11:52,120 --> 00:11:53,680 You better be joking, Zack. 208 00:11:54,680 --> 00:11:55,680 [groans] 209 00:11:58,120 --> 00:11:59,720 It's not a joke, John. 210 00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:02,040 [Zack sighs] 211 00:12:02,240 --> 00:12:04,200 I hate to tell you like this, 212 00:12:05,040 --> 00:12:07,760 but it's the right thing to do and I wanted to do, 213 00:12:07,880 --> 00:12:09,240 the right thing. 214 00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:12,440 But... 215 00:12:14,880 --> 00:12:16,320 you're my brother. 216 00:12:18,080 --> 00:12:19,080 I know. 217 00:12:22,040 --> 00:12:24,080 It's not like she cheated on you, John. 218 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:26,960 Shut up! Just shut up! 219 00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:29,040 I'm sorry. 220 00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:30,520 No! 221 00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:34,480 -I fucked up, haven't I? -[John] Fuck! 222 00:12:34,560 --> 00:12:38,800 Why can I do anything right? I'm trying to do the right, thing... 223 00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:41,640 And you're all mad at me, you know Jojo said, 224 00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:44,600 making amends, it supposed to make you feel better. 225 00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:47,240 -Jojo? -My sponsor, yeah. 226 00:12:47,640 --> 00:12:49,240 [Zack] We all get one. 227 00:12:49,720 --> 00:12:52,160 Jojo said that, 228 00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:55,160 step nine supposed to make you feel free, 229 00:12:55,240 --> 00:12:58,160 better, and I realized I'm going out of turn here but I'm not 230 00:12:58,240 --> 00:13:00,000 feeling any better making amends. 231 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:03,800 -Stop saying that, please. -Sorry! 232 00:13:05,320 --> 00:13:08,960 And you are telling me this, today. 233 00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:12,840 I'm getting married today, Zack, I'm getting married, 234 00:13:12,920 --> 00:13:15,000 -in four hours. -I know. 235 00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:18,960 It make me feel like shit, seeing you last night knowing 236 00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:22,200 that I had you know, I hadn't made, you know... 237 00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:23,400 Thanks. 238 00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:32,720 Maybe you feel better by the ceremony? 239 00:13:34,840 --> 00:13:35,840 [jazz music] 240 00:13:58,960 --> 00:13:59,960 [humming] 241 00:14:02,120 --> 00:14:05,360 What tie is it gonna be, pal the blue or the burgundy? 242 00:14:05,760 --> 00:14:08,600 -The green one. -Ha, ha that's funny. 243 00:14:09,160 --> 00:14:11,960 Grandma Carol wants you to wear the blue or the burgundy. 244 00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:13,960 -Burgundy. -Really, really red, 245 00:14:14,160 --> 00:14:15,640 kind a like my dress? 246 00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:18,720 -Burgundy. -Good choice. 247 00:14:19,520 --> 00:14:22,520 Time to put the bike away, I promised Sara we'll be early. 248 00:14:23,640 --> 00:14:25,400 Is daddy has to be there early? 249 00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:30,360 I would think so, but that's where daddy is living, right, 250 00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:32,120 so, he's just gonna be there anyway. 251 00:14:32,920 --> 00:14:36,040 Is he gonna do his dumb impressions today? 252 00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:40,880 Maybe not today. 253 00:14:44,080 --> 00:14:45,920 Americans love a winner! 254 00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:48,400 And will not tolerate a loser. 255 00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:52,320 Americans play to win all the time, I would give a hoot now 256 00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:54,800 for a man who loss and left! 257 00:14:55,040 --> 00:14:58,800 Americans never loss and never lose a war. 258 00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:02,600 Because the very thought of losing, it's hateful, 259 00:15:02,760 --> 00:15:04,280 to America. 260 00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:06,520 [mimics band] 261 00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:09,960 [mimicking continues] 262 00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:12,240 Over a thousand years... 263 00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:15,000 [mimicking John McCain continues] 264 00:15:26,320 --> 00:15:27,960 No, no, no, I'm fine. 265 00:15:28,080 --> 00:15:29,960 I'm fine, 266 00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:34,360 he's just having one of his, artists tantrums. 267 00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:37,320 Is the same thing as last night, yeah. 268 00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:39,160 Yeah, okay honey. 269 00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:42,880 You know Sara, I got to get ready to go. 270 00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:46,200 Okay, we gonna see you real soon and I love you, okay, bye. 271 00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:00,600 [sighs] 272 00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:02,360 [door lock rattles] 273 00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:08,160 Hey there! 274 00:16:08,840 --> 00:16:10,280 What are you doing here? 275 00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:13,440 Come with me. 276 00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:16,680 -What? -I want you to come with me. 277 00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:21,360 My date cancelled. 278 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,960 Okay I'm lying, I want to go with you. 279 00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:28,600 Pam look, we are over. 280 00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:30,280 Done! 281 00:16:30,360 --> 00:16:31,760 I was gonna get some stuff today, 282 00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:33,880 you're going to the wedding, that was the plan, remember? 283 00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:35,800 I know, I know, I just thought it would be really nice, 284 00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:36,880 if you came. 285 00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:39,400 Pam, you knew I wasn't going three weeks ago. 286 00:16:39,480 --> 00:16:42,480 I know and I tried to... 287 00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:44,600 get a date, but I... 288 00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:47,040 Look, do we have to go through this again? 289 00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:50,840 Do you realize that 290 00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:53,560 my sister, I mean my younger sister, 291 00:16:53,640 --> 00:16:55,960 is getting married today and you want me show up 292 00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:58,520 -without a date. -That's not entirely true, Pam. 293 00:16:58,840 --> 00:17:01,680 I'm the only one in the family that's not married, 294 00:17:01,760 --> 00:17:06,360 now you want me show up without, a person, you know, with me. 295 00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:07,640 Pam, 296 00:17:08,120 --> 00:17:10,280 you're not the only one who's not married. 297 00:17:10,360 --> 00:17:12,040 Half your friends are divorced. 298 00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:14,200 At least they got a shot. 299 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,760 You're such a chicken shit. 300 00:17:19,360 --> 00:17:20,640 Chicken shit. 301 00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:21,840 [indistinct chatter] 302 00:17:22,840 --> 00:17:24,080 What? 303 00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:27,000 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 304 00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:30,120 Oh God! 305 00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:35,400 [sobbing] I just can't go without you, I just cannot. 306 00:17:37,040 --> 00:17:38,280 [sniffles] Oh God! 307 00:17:38,360 --> 00:17:40,320 So glad I can get rid of this asshole, 308 00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:43,280 Hey Mr. fucking stuntman, you wanna keep it down? 309 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:45,800 Harder! 310 00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:51,800 Look, look, Pam... I'll get my stuff later. 311 00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:58,760 I'm sorry... [door slammed closed] 312 00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:01,760 [sobbing quietly] It's okay. 313 00:18:02,360 --> 00:18:04,920 It's okay, fuck! 314 00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:08,160 [Eddie] We'll get you some food, it will calm you down. 315 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:12,040 Will be good for your stomach. Think you'll feel, uh... 316 00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:16,600 I think you'll feel, a little better. 317 00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:20,240 [sighs] She lied to me. 318 00:18:20,480 --> 00:18:21,680 She didn't lie, 319 00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:24,800 unless she specifically said, no, I didn't sleep with him. 320 00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:28,280 She just didn't tell, it's a different thing. 321 00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:29,520 I'm marrying a lie. 322 00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:32,120 I just said that she didn't lie to you. 323 00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:35,000 Come on she was just... she was just hiding something. 324 00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:37,320 You know ugly I'll admit, 325 00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:38,440 but Sara it's a great girl, 326 00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:40,240 you know that, she probably had a good reason. 327 00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:42,080 Besides the obvious. 328 00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:43,760 [loud metal clank] 329 00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:46,640 Oh, John! 330 00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:49,120 It's sleeping dogs lie. 331 00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:52,120 And Zack, I don't know what the hell to say about Zack. 332 00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:53,800 Look, at least Zack told me. 333 00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:55,840 Yeah, and look what good that did. 334 00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:59,440 How do I know that there's not a whole bunch of things 335 00:18:59,520 --> 00:19:01,240 that she isn't telling me, Eddie? 336 00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:03,880 You don't. 337 00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:05,240 [scoffs] 338 00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:08,360 Come on, that's just sex, Johnny. 339 00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:09,440 Sex? 340 00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:11,520 Just sex, I mean think about all the 341 00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:13,680 crazy sexual stuff you did growing up. 342 00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:15,720 I mean I'm not that good, but just standard stuff. 343 00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:16,960 Getting laid on the beach at night. 344 00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:19,600 Getting on in the bathroom at some party, right? 345 00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:21,720 Driving on the highway, getting a blow job. 346 00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:22,800 Eddie! 347 00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:24,640 Okay, all I'm saying... 348 00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:26,720 I'm sure Sara's done that too. 349 00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:27,800 Hey! 350 00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:30,160 -I don't wanna hear that. -Exactly my point. 351 00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:31,480 [tropical music] 352 00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:40,200 [indistinct chatter] 353 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:42,640 [Tom mimics] I want all of you, to get up, 354 00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:46,480 get on your feet, go over to the window and yell 355 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:50,680 I'm mad as hell and I'm not gonna take it anymore. 356 00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:53,240 [Annie sighs] I'm mad as hell... 357 00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:58,880 Joey, come over here and give grandma Carol some sugar. 358 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,240 Hi Carol. 359 00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:03,200 -It's a beautiful day, today. -Uh huh. 360 00:20:03,520 --> 00:20:06,080 -Sara's upstairs? -Yes, she is, Annie. 361 00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:08,040 -She's upstairs. -You wanna shrimp? 362 00:20:08,880 --> 00:20:09,880 Sure. 363 00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:13,600 You might like it, you might. 364 00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:20,920 [knocking] 365 00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:24,800 -Uh, hi! -Hi. 366 00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:26,560 Thank you so much for coming here, 367 00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:27,960 I know this is weird for you. 368 00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:29,480 I would never missed your wedding, 369 00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:32,120 no matter where you chose to have it. [laughing] 370 00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:34,520 -Look at you. -Oh! 371 00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:38,640 Oh God! You look amazing. 372 00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:40,440 Thank you. 373 00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:43,440 [sighs] 374 00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:45,920 [laughing] 375 00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:48,760 [giggling] 376 00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:51,320 Okay. [smacking] 377 00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:53,080 [man moans] 378 00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:57,000 Sorry Mr. pushups. 379 00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:01,400 Almost broke the headboard! [laughing] 380 00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:03,240 -Oh! -Excuse me. 381 00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:11,760 Are you free today? 382 00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:14,800 Now, again. 383 00:21:15,120 --> 00:21:16,920 Try to that basket board, okay. 384 00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:18,280 It's the only way. 385 00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:20,000 Bing, go for it, come on, attack. 386 00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:21,920 -Attack! -[Annie] Wow! 387 00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:24,280 [clapping] Nice shot. 388 00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:26,440 -Hi mom. -Hi babe. 389 00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:28,240 Hi Joe. 390 00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:30,360 -Connie! -Hi! 391 00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:32,360 You can put all your stuff right here. 392 00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:33,680 [Annie] He's the best. [metal clanks] 393 00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:36,080 Oh I hope when I have kid, he's a great as Joey. 394 00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:38,680 Are you kidding, you'll have a great kid. 395 00:21:39,360 --> 00:21:40,520 Hey! 396 00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:42,520 It's my gal from the shower. 397 00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:44,680 Hi Connie. I hope when you have a kid, 398 00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:46,720 John lives in the same house as you. 399 00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:50,280 Oh Jesus Annie, don't jinx it, it's my wedding day. 400 00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:52,800 Besides John's very different than my brother. 401 00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:54,680 Uh, John's a grown up. 402 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,720 Is this some kind of a sign? 403 00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:59,440 -Maybe I should-- -Diane! 404 00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:02,880 Diane, lovely to see you as always. 405 00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:04,600 Hey, you're a member here? 406 00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:07,560 You know, I'm thinking about it. 407 00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:09,440 You're so full of shit. 408 00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:13,080 [laughing] Diane, have you met my buddy, John? 409 00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:14,320 Hello! 410 00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:16,920 Diane Porter, John Mc Higgin, who happens to 411 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,840 be getting married in about two hours. 412 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,240 -Congratulations. -Thank you. 413 00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:25,560 It's nice to meet a man that's not afraid to settle down. 414 00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:28,800 -Ahh, isn't it. -Congratulations. 415 00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:31,440 Bye Eddie. 416 00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:35,400 Bye Diane. 417 00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:41,320 Did she said settling, is that what I'm doing? 418 00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:44,880 Settling, is that what marriage is, am I settling with my... 419 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:46,320 brother's leftovers? 420 00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:49,640 That's a little harsh, no. 421 00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:50,880 Come on, you love her. 422 00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:53,640 Love who, who is she, I don't even know anymore. 423 00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:57,080 -Don't do this to yourself. -I mean marriage, marriage! 424 00:22:58,120 --> 00:22:59,720 You know, what is marriage? 425 00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:04,440 Fucking Zack! 426 00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:07,160 Come on, we should go! 427 00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:11,480 Yes, I understand the concept of steps, Jojo. 428 00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:15,120 Because I wanted him to know that we slept together. 429 00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:17,200 Today. 430 00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:21,960 Because, Jojo they're getting married, that's what for. 431 00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:24,880 No, she wasn't his fiancé at the time. 432 00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:29,760 I wanted him, I didn't want him to feel like I lied to him. 433 00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:33,760 No, she doesn't know that I told him. 434 00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:35,880 Because I didn't tell her. 435 00:23:37,360 --> 00:23:40,080 What, I got make amends, why Jojo? 436 00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:42,720 What for, I did? 437 00:23:43,120 --> 00:23:45,120 Fuck! Goddamn it. 438 00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:49,160 All right, all right, I'll make amends for having made amends, 439 00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:51,520 and I'll go back to step four. 440 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,640 [sighs] I'll try to tell her before the ceremony. 441 00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:56,880 Two hours. 442 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,760 Francis Walters at The Times will definitely mention 443 00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:06,400 the wedding in her column. It could be blurred, 444 00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:07,800 it could be bigger, I want bigger. 445 00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:08,920 Bigger is better. 446 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,240 [Joe] Attack, attack, come on. 447 00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:14,320 Okay now, see this is like anything else in life. 448 00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:16,840 You wanna win, you got to get passed your feet. 449 00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:19,560 You got to get banged a little bit, you understand? 450 00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:24,440 You see, she attacked, she won. 451 00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:26,360 -Just like in the game? -You got it. 452 00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:29,000 Come up, let us retire, to the trophy room. 453 00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:32,800 [Joey] Thank you. 454 00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:38,080 My daddy was a hunter, 455 00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:42,160 and he used to say that the thrill of the game, 456 00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:44,320 was standing tall, 457 00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:48,200 while you're staring at the charging beast right in the eye. 458 00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:50,600 Joey you're scared as hell, 459 00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:54,120 your adrenaline's pumping, but you stand tall, 460 00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:57,080 you aim and you fire. 461 00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:01,640 Standing and holding it, it's pretty much the same. 462 00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:08,400 [gasps] Maybe she's settling for me. 463 00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:10,720 I mean look at Zack he's like, 464 00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:13,440 the unhinged lover, you know, then there it's me, 465 00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:16,040 coming up, dentist. 466 00:25:16,360 --> 00:25:18,200 -What are you talking about? -Eddie! 467 00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:21,040 Maybe she's settling for me because I'm the stable one, 468 00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:22,400 I've always been stable. 469 00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:24,680 Okay just calm yourself, 470 00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:27,520 okay, you calm yourself, you guys are nuts about each other-- 471 00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:30,240 Answer me something, Eddie, am I the marrying type? 472 00:25:30,360 --> 00:25:32,000 -Marrying type? -I am, aren't I? 473 00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:33,560 Go ahead, tell me because I can take it-- 474 00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:35,840 Yes you're marrying type but you're marrying a great girl. 475 00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:37,560 Because you're perfect together, it's perfect. 476 00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:40,480 That's the problem, maybe that's it, it's too perfect. 477 00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:42,640 It's perfect, everything it's perfect. 478 00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:43,920 Calm down, okay. 479 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:45,920 You're talking like that time you got all stoned, 480 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:47,520 you thought the world was gonna end. 481 00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:50,120 What, who you gonna call, what are you gonna say? 482 00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:52,000 You slept with Zack, it's her wedding day. 483 00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:53,600 It's my wedding day, Eddie! 484 00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:55,040 [line ringing] 485 00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:57,280 [Carol] Hello! [phone beeps off] 486 00:25:58,160 --> 00:25:59,440 That woman scares me. 487 00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:01,760 Me too. 488 00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:06,600 You'll be okay, come on. 489 00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:09,560 I'll drive, come on I'm driving. 490 00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:12,800 Top down, little wind in your face. 491 00:26:14,120 --> 00:26:17,600 [Tom mimics] Some men, get rabid in their blood. 492 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,320 Don't you ever, ever... 493 00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:24,400 what we have here? 494 00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:28,000 It's a failure, to communicate. 495 00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:30,280 Hi Tom! 496 00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:35,040 Hi Annie. 497 00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:37,520 Joey is in the trophy room with your dad. 498 00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:40,280 Okay. 499 00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:45,680 I forgot, you're married to mimic king. 500 00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:46,960 Was! 501 00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:49,720 But you know, maybe I'll bang him into reality. 502 00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:53,200 I figure we have to get rid of the pot, get some therapy. 503 00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:54,880 Move on. 504 00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:57,560 I wish you could've convinced Tom to go with you. 505 00:26:57,880 --> 00:26:59,200 Oh, spilled milk, honey. 506 00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:02,720 Hey, it's pyramid therapy 507 00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:06,160 Because, there's a little lady that looks like she needs it. 508 00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:07,240 [Sara laughs] 509 00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:09,800 This goddamn wedding is mad, and I'm sick of playing 510 00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:12,200 country versions of fucking endless love. 511 00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:14,560 Stupid, fucking cowboy hat. 512 00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:16,640 We have to make the money for the demo, 513 00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:18,720 -Oh yeah. -you wear the hat. 514 00:27:19,360 --> 00:27:20,800 I kind of like mine. 515 00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:22,880 [jazz music] 516 00:27:29,360 --> 00:27:30,800 [doors slammed closed] 517 00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:33,920 Tuff! 518 00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:36,240 I'm gonna see a man about a dog. 519 00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:38,120 A dog? 520 00:27:39,120 --> 00:27:40,520 May I have some biscuits? 521 00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:42,680 [sighs] 522 00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:46,200 I've done him a while. 523 00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:47,760 And I always thought it'd be fun. 524 00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:49,400 I'm sitting at breakfast with Tim, 525 00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:51,520 and he's going on and on about about his painting, 526 00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:53,960 not even a mentioning the crap he pulled last night. 527 00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:55,040 [exhales] Thanks. 528 00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:57,360 And I just decided I had enough. 529 00:27:57,760 --> 00:28:00,800 I said that's it, it's over, I want you to just move out. 530 00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:02,920 So, I called Tuff and here we are. 531 00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:04,720 Tuff? 532 00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:09,240 That's what he's called. [giggling] 533 00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:11,680 Anyway, I'm just so relieved 534 00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:13,480 to be over the marriage pressure. 535 00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:14,720 No offense here, Sara. 536 00:28:15,120 --> 00:28:17,600 You know how happy I am for you, but for me, 537 00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:21,760 we all know how hi-strong I was about marriage and then, 538 00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:23,680 something dawned on me, I'm 35, 539 00:28:24,120 --> 00:28:27,560 I'm single, and it's time for me to have some fun in my life. 540 00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:30,240 I think it's the new job. 541 00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:32,320 Makes me feel much more powerful. 542 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:36,600 Clip on tie. 543 00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:39,520 You see this is the only way to fly. 544 00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:44,040 Yeah! All right! 545 00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:47,240 -A couple of champions. -I'll say. 546 00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:51,600 -Hey there, Joey. Hi, dad. 547 00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:55,040 -Hi dad. -Son! 548 00:28:57,480 --> 00:29:00,640 Johnny I just wanna say, you know, 549 00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:03,360 I'm really proud of you. 550 00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:05,560 -Put this thing behind you. -Thanks, Eddie. 551 00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:08,080 You need to pull over, man, I need some Maalox. 552 00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:09,920 Okay, we'll get you some Maalox. 553 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,400 We'll pull over and get you some Maalox. 554 00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:15,080 But just know that I'm proud of you. 555 00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:19,000 -You really... -Stop at the market. 556 00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:21,720 Pull in, okay. 557 00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:27,640 -You want anything else? -Just the Maalox, please. 558 00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:30,920 Great, okay. [groans] 559 00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:33,040 [door slammed closed] 560 00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:38,120 [Caro] Oh Lord, John's parents are coming, Joe, Joe! 561 00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:39,400 Get in here. 562 00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:42,200 Hi there, hi. 563 00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:45,480 How are you? [overlapping chatter] 564 00:29:45,560 --> 00:29:47,200 -Hi honey. -Hey Joe. 565 00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:48,840 [overlapping chatter] 566 00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:50,720 It was a great shindig last night. 567 00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:53,240 Yeah, you know, I offered to pay for it. 568 00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:55,000 You didn't pay for it? 569 00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:56,520 [Jazz piano music] 570 00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:04,600 -Where's Zack? -Oh he's right on our heels. 571 00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:06,640 We made him park his car down the street. 572 00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:09,640 It's a clunker, no need to crowd up your drive-- 573 00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:12,440 Well he should've used the valet, I'm giving enough money. 574 00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:15,560 Still if it's an eye-soar, may be the street. 575 00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:36,120 [engine revs] 576 00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:45,680 -Hi there, Zack. -Zack! 577 00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:47,400 It's good you came, Zack. 578 00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:49,680 It's one thing for him to miss his parents 579 00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:52,120 thirty-fifth wedding anniversary. 580 00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:54,600 Excuse me, where's Sara? 581 00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:57,840 She's getting ready but you know you're not allowed to see her, 582 00:30:58,080 --> 00:30:59,520 -before the wedding. -There's no way, hu? 583 00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:01,280 I really need to talk to her. 584 00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:02,680 Why, Zack? 585 00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:06,560 I don't know, you know. 586 00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:09,440 You always were a strange one, Zack. 587 00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:12,160 How could two brothers ended up so different? 588 00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:13,960 Oh luck of the dry. 589 00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:17,680 So, I'm glad you came Zack. 590 00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:20,200 Now, where is that husband to be? 591 00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:21,400 [fast jazz music] 592 00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:28,640 [phone keys tapping] 593 00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:30,240 [sighs deeply] 594 00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:32,160 [cell phone ringing] 595 00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:35,920 -Yeah -Yes! 596 00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:37,640 Uh, what are doing? 597 00:31:39,280 --> 00:31:41,560 -I can't do it. -What? 598 00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:42,720 I'm not going Eddie. 599 00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:44,440 What you mean, you're not going? 600 00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:48,320 -I'm not going -What you mean you not going? 601 00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:51,480 You know this isn't some high school algebra test, 602 00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:53,720 you can skip and take tomorrow or something. 603 00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:56,360 What? Eddie listen, 604 00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:58,160 don't you see this is a sign, 605 00:31:58,240 --> 00:31:59,480 or some kind of a sign, 606 00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:01,640 maybe I shouldn't be getting married today. 607 00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:05,520 You've got 100 people waiting for you at the house right now. 608 00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:08,520 Once you say I do, there's no going back. 609 00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:12,400 Okay, John, let's calm down. 610 00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:14,640 Let's take a breath, calm down. 611 00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:17,280 You gonna drive back here, you gonna pick me up, 612 00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:18,920 we gonna have a little Maalox, 613 00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:20,520 and we gonna go get married. 614 00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:24,200 Nah, I can't do it, Eddie, I can't do it. 615 00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:26,960 [metal clanks] [sighs] 616 00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:34,040 [coin drops] 617 00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:38,240 Got a quarter, you got a-- 618 00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:42,040 Do you have a quarter, please? 619 00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:45,880 This reminds me of my current urinary track. 620 00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:46,960 [Tuff laughs] 621 00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:48,520 [indistinct chatter] 622 00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:50,880 Hi y'all. 623 00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:56,120 This is Rey and Cindy Mc Kinsey they're old friends from home. 624 00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:57,760 This is Sue and William Mc Higgin, 625 00:32:57,840 --> 00:32:59,600 they're the parents of the groom. 626 00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:03,640 Yeah! Oh mom. 627 00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:06,760 -You practice? -Yeah I have, you know, I will. 628 00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:08,160 But... 629 00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:11,600 -Have or will. -I just have a little lithium... 630 00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:32,960 Frances Walter, don't you look like a movie star today? 631 00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:34,720 Thank you dear, I hate to tell you this but, 632 00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:36,800 I can't stay long after the ceremony. 633 00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:39,880 Two more parties today and I still have to finish 634 00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:41,800 -tomorrow's column-- -Shh! Come on here. 635 00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:43,440 [Carol] excuse us please. 636 00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:46,080 Come on out here and sit. Lynn! 637 00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:47,760 I want you to meet Frances Walters, 638 00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:50,000 she writes for the Los Angeles Times. 639 00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:52,680 Why don't you enjoy each other for just a minute, 640 00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:53,880 I'll be right back. 641 00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:58,920 Where the hell is John, he's supposed to be greeting people! 642 00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:01,840 -Honey it's all right. -No, it's not all right.! 643 00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:07,680 [Annie sighs] Oh you look beautiful. 644 00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:11,760 [sighs] It's really right about now, 645 00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:13,720 I really wish I hadn't quit smoking. 646 00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:18,040 The guests are arriving and John's not here yet. 647 00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:20,760 -Not? -No! 648 00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:29,240 I wonder where he is. 649 00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:31,000 [suspenseful music] 650 00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:49,000 So, the cop said that... 651 00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:51,560 because it was such a blatant hit and run, 652 00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:53,520 Johnny was the only witness. 653 00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:56,520 [stammers] He had to go to the station, now, 654 00:34:57,400 --> 00:34:59,560 you know, while is all fresh in his head. 655 00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:01,880 and talk to the court' stenographer. 656 00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:06,200 And that, you know how big of a heart Johnny guy is, right? 657 00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:09,160 So, he didn't wanna see the poor old guy getting stiff 658 00:35:09,240 --> 00:35:11,760 by the, guy in the road, so he went. 659 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,960 He believes in help his fellow man in this time of need. 660 00:35:15,240 --> 00:35:17,040 No, this is not going to happen. 661 00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:19,280 -This is not going to happen. -Steady, dear. 662 00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:21,200 How long is this gonna take? 663 00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:23,600 I'm not going to be humiliated, my daughter. 664 00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:25,840 My daughter is not going to be humiliated. 665 00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:28,200 Mom, I'm not humiliated, you need to calm down. 666 00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:31,360 Okay! I'm glad he's helping the guy who got hit. 667 00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:33,200 That's what I would want him to do. 668 00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:35,640 Now I'm just gonna go and tell everybody 669 00:35:35,720 --> 00:35:37,120 that we're gonna be a little delayed. 670 00:35:37,240 --> 00:35:39,000 Sara, you not gonna go, no. 671 00:35:39,080 --> 00:35:42,480 No Sara, please now let me tell them. 672 00:35:42,720 --> 00:35:45,400 The bride's not supposed to be seen by the guests 673 00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:47,120 before the wedding ceremony. 674 00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:50,960 Please, help me now! Be helpful! 675 00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:52,800 Things are falling apart here. 676 00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:55,480 -Mom, I'm gonna go. -Sara, please! 677 00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:59,200 -Please. -Alright, I won't, you go ahead. 678 00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:00,520 [Carol whispers] Okay. 679 00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:04,120 Anybody seen Zack? 680 00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:12,880 [footsteps approaching] 681 00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:15,880 Eddie, 682 00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:19,400 is there some reason why Johnny didn't call me to let me know, 683 00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:21,560 -he's gonna be late? -Yes, Sara, Sara... 684 00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:23,960 You know the bride and the groom are not supposed to talk, 685 00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:25,440 to each other before the ceremony. 686 00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:28,320 No, no they're not to see each other, not talk to each other. 687 00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:30,160 Besides, I would think that today would be considered, 688 00:36:30,240 --> 00:36:32,440 I don't know, maybe a special circumstance. 689 00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:35,160 -Yeah, it's okay. -Eddie? 690 00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:37,400 Call John. 691 00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:39,880 [stammers] 692 00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:42,480 He's at the precinct. 693 00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:44,840 -What precinct? -Downtown. 694 00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:48,720 I think, have you seen Zack? 695 00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:51,800 -Zack? -Yeah. 696 00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:55,200 -Eddie, call John. -Okay! 697 00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:57,400 Okay, I'll try, I'll try. 698 00:36:58,200 --> 00:37:01,200 It seems that John, our groom, 699 00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:02,600 [giggles] 700 00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:04,880 is running a tiny little bit late. 701 00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:08,160 Because of some unfortunate event. 702 00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:11,960 He witnessed a terrible accident. 703 00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:16,200 And he has generously offered his testimony. 704 00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:20,120 To the uh... a court's, stenographer. 705 00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:21,520 [indistinct chatter] 706 00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:24,840 [band] Folks it seems like we have a little bit of delay here, 707 00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:26,920 but I think everything's gonna be all right. 708 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:28,920 Sara, this one's for you. 709 00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:30,600 [country music] 710 00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:43,760 This is odd. 711 00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:46,200 Just be calm. 712 00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:48,520 [cigarette lighter flickers] 713 00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:51,720 [Annie] How are you? -Yeah? I'm fine. 714 00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:54,440 So there's no reason for a cigarette. 715 00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:58,360 You quit smoking, I haven't completely quit yet. 716 00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:06,080 Shit! 717 00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:08,280 [sighs] 718 00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:13,920 If this has happened to you, you would've wanted him to call, 719 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,240 -right? -Yeah! 720 00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:20,600 He should' d called. 721 00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:25,920 A bastard, what a bastard! 722 00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:27,840 We're taking a different approach. 723 00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:30,000 -Pam! -A woman's wedding day, 724 00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:33,440 is the biggest day of her life and he's helping out a stranger. 725 00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:35,200 Talk about a chicken shit. 726 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:37,800 I don't think that's helping. 727 00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:42,560 I can't believe how calm you are, Sara. 728 00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:45,400 I'm gonna be fine, I just gonna sit here a minute, 729 00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:47,240 and take a breath. 730 00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:52,720 Kick his nuts if that chicken shit leaves me at the altar. 731 00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:54,560 Pam, he didn't leave me at the altar. 732 00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:57,600 Don't you have a cowboy to go look after? 733 00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:03,640 [indistinct chatter] 734 00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:06,360 [laughing] 735 00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:08,200 [dramatic music] 736 00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:17,800 Fucking Zack! 737 00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:25,480 I got one for you. 738 00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:27,280 [mimicking Sean Connery] 739 00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:30,640 -Yeah, who's that? -That's Sean Connery. 740 00:39:30,720 --> 00:39:32,760 Hunt for red October, yeah. 741 00:39:35,720 --> 00:39:37,880 -You need to talk to him. -Who is he? 742 00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:40,720 Mario Furtensky, he's the guy who runs a... 743 00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:43,600 Why haven't you done local stand up, like you used to? 744 00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:45,920 I've been busy with the whole real estate thing. 745 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,400 Real estate things, isn't the market flat? 746 00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:50,080 [indistinct chatter] 747 00:39:50,240 --> 00:39:52,680 -You know Bruce Dern? -Sure Bruce Dern, the actor. 748 00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:54,480 Nicholson stole my whole act. 749 00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:57,000 [mimicking Bruce Dern] 750 00:39:58,440 --> 00:39:59,800 [mimicking continues] 751 00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:04,160 That's right fellows, it's all about risks. 752 00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:07,480 Take some and maybe you'll be worth a shit. 753 00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:10,680 You don't, you're just another sack. 754 00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:14,840 I'm talking greatness here, it's all about greatness. 755 00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:17,040 I broke my back. 756 00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:21,320 During one of the greatest stunts this town will ever see. 757 00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:23,280 It's all raw and shit. 758 00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:26,200 See that? 759 00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:27,520 Pulled it all to shit. 760 00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:29,880 But it doesn't matter, 761 00:40:34,720 --> 00:40:36,640 Last wedding day, kind of bug me off. 762 00:40:50,240 --> 00:40:52,960 -Hey. -Ha, how you doing? 763 00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:56,440 -You feeling okay? -Yeah, pretty good. 764 00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:58,080 Yes, you a... 765 00:40:58,240 --> 00:41:01,320 You wanna tell me why you told Johnny you're little secret. 766 00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:04,520 Oh man, he told you? 767 00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:06,000 Yeah, he told me. 768 00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:09,720 -I had to, step nine means-- -Step nine? 769 00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:13,560 Who gives a shit about step nine? 770 00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:15,800 I had to make amends, I had to be honest. 771 00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:18,600 -The day of his wedding. -I admit, that was a mistake. 772 00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:20,120 My sponsor said so too. 773 00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:21,440 Yeah, I say so. 774 00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:23,520 Okay, I gotta to talk to Sara. 775 00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:25,360 What do you mean you'll talk to Sara? 776 00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:28,040 -She doesn't know. -She doesn't know you told him. 777 00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:30,320 Yeah, she's doesn't know that either. 778 00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:32,800 What you mean either? 779 00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:35,160 Look Eddie, that's why I should be talking to Sara 780 00:41:35,240 --> 00:41:36,960 about this and not you. 781 00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:40,280 Jojo said that was my first mistake, talking to John first. 782 00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:41,400 [laughs] Look! 783 00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:44,640 You wanna fix your mistake, you wanna clean up this mess, 784 00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:47,040 do the right thing? You do, right. 785 00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:49,480 Call John, it's easy, 786 00:41:50,160 --> 00:41:52,760 tell him you full of shit! Okay, but get him here. 787 00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:54,320 Because we need him. 788 00:41:56,240 --> 00:41:59,200 I can't, rigorous honesty. 789 00:41:59,480 --> 00:42:01,240 Jojo said I gotta make amends 790 00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:04,440 -for my amend, she's gotta know. -Forget Sara! 791 00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:06,320 Okay, okay? 792 00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:10,480 Rigorously honestly, here's some honesty for you. 793 00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:13,080 Honestly, we need him here, right? 794 00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:15,680 Okay, just call him, tell him you were lying. 795 00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:18,400 Do the right thing. 796 00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:22,200 Hit re-dial, 797 00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:24,480 get him here. 798 00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:28,800 Is the right thing. 799 00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:39,280 I didn't get to where I was by being a fool, son. 800 00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:41,400 -Sir? [Joe chuckles] 801 00:42:41,720 --> 00:42:43,440 It was no hit and run, was it? 802 00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:46,240 [Eddie clears throat] 803 00:42:48,240 --> 00:42:49,720 No, it wasn't. 804 00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:52,320 So what the hell happened? 805 00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:55,000 Well, on the way over, 806 00:42:55,480 --> 00:42:59,480 John was driving, we did get stopped by a cop. 807 00:42:59,640 --> 00:43:02,400 For running a red light, the cop was a real prick. 808 00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:04,040 Excuse my language. 809 00:43:04,720 --> 00:43:07,480 Anyway, apparently last year 810 00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:11,040 Zack was out here, he was driving Johnny's car, 811 00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:13,360 he got a couple of speeding tickets, and he never paid them. 812 00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:14,760 Cut to the chase, son. 813 00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:18,280 There was a warrant for Johnny's arrest, because of this thing. 814 00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:20,280 Cop didn't care, wedding, no wedding, 815 00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:22,320 he didn't give a shit, he held him in. 816 00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:23,960 Kiss his buddy's ass. 817 00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:26,640 Kiss his buddy's ass. 818 00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:30,360 [door slammed closed] 819 00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:34,000 [indistinct chatter] 820 00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:46,960 [vendor] You want relish with that? 821 00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:52,880 It's okay, I think I have it under control. 822 00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:54,440 My lawyer is down there. 823 00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:57,320 Handling it, getting him out. 824 00:43:57,400 --> 00:43:58,960 He should be here very shortly. 825 00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:00,840 -What's the guy's name? -Rosen. 826 00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:03,760 -Allen Rosen. -Rosen, yeah. 827 00:44:03,840 --> 00:44:05,400 Sounds familiar, is he Jewish? 828 00:44:05,480 --> 00:44:08,000 -Yeah. -Good, they make good lawyers. 829 00:44:08,440 --> 00:44:11,560 He's very discreet, no one will know. 830 00:44:11,640 --> 00:44:14,000 And I thought it was best to do it this way, 831 00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:15,920 you know, the court stenographer, 832 00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:17,200 the hit and run, as oppose to say, 833 00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:19,240 -[whispers] the groom in jail. -Right. 834 00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:21,200 Okay, I know, 835 00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:23,640 unorthodox, but I hope you approve. 836 00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:28,280 -Yeah, I think I do. -Good. 837 00:44:30,280 --> 00:44:33,560 You know Pamela, if I may, is looking lovely. 838 00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:35,920 -Thanks. -And that's... 839 00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:38,320 This better not be bullshit, son. 840 00:44:42,040 --> 00:44:43,160 [soft jazz music] 841 00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:48,040 We always said, 842 00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:50,400 no matter what, 843 00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:53,280 we were most important. 844 00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:55,920 I am sure that is still true. 845 00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:03,520 Well I have to admit, for him not to be here today 846 00:45:03,640 --> 00:45:06,760 you know, and I want him to be a good citizen but, 847 00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:09,200 shit not today! 848 00:45:13,240 --> 00:45:15,520 He's coming right, he'll be here soon? 849 00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:17,160 Of course he will. 850 00:45:17,680 --> 00:45:19,560 Hey, remember my wedding, 851 00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:22,920 it went out perfect, right, no troubles, perfectly. 852 00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:25,400 Well look how the marriage turned out. 853 00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:42,920 What? 854 00:45:46,120 --> 00:45:49,160 -Any word? -No. 855 00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:56,280 The stunt is starting to come on to me. 856 00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:00,600 [giggles] What you're thinking? 857 00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:03,360 That you invited him to your sister's wedding last second 858 00:46:03,440 --> 00:46:04,800 and you are vulnerable. 859 00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:08,800 Maybe I'm not supposed to get married. 860 00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:10,680 Of course you are. 861 00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:13,400 Okay, let's go downstairs, get some champagne 862 00:46:13,480 --> 00:46:15,240 and stop thinking about this for five minutes. 863 00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:16,760 Good idea, 864 00:46:18,600 --> 00:46:21,880 Come on! Come on! 865 00:46:23,720 --> 00:46:25,080 Get you a snack. 866 00:46:25,720 --> 00:46:27,400 Sara, dear. 867 00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:30,360 You know it's customary that the bride not be seen 868 00:46:30,440 --> 00:46:31,600 before the ceremony. 869 00:46:31,680 --> 00:46:33,000 Please go back upstairs. 870 00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:35,640 It's also customary for the groom to show up on time, 871 00:46:35,720 --> 00:46:37,520 so let's keep the BS to a minimum. 872 00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:42,960 Sara! 873 00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:45,800 But everybody will see your dress. 874 00:46:46,720 --> 00:46:49,000 -It's okay, Melanie. -Big no, no. 875 00:46:49,520 --> 00:46:52,400 Really, the bride shouldn't-- 876 00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:56,040 I know, it's okay, everything's fine. 877 00:46:56,200 --> 00:46:57,760 Look at you for Christ sakes. 878 00:46:58,280 --> 00:47:00,840 Are you kidding me, if she's lying to you now... 879 00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:03,080 Think she's not gonna lie after you're married? 880 00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:04,240 Forget about it. 881 00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:07,480 She's out there Whacking your brother, whacking your brother. 882 00:47:08,120 --> 00:47:09,360 She tricked you, man. 883 00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:12,880 I'm telling you she got your balls in a Gucci bag. 884 00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:15,400 She'll let them out when she wants you to play. 885 00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:18,480 No way man, bag her, bag her like groceries. 886 00:47:18,760 --> 00:47:21,160 And on your wedding day, you rule, man. 887 00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:23,200 I'd liked to be a lot of other people, pal, 888 00:47:23,320 --> 00:47:24,760 I don't think I wanna be you. 889 00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:30,600 Weddings never go as planned, Sara. 890 00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:34,760 At mine half the people went to the wrong church. 891 00:47:35,480 --> 00:47:38,360 At mine Jimmy was so drunk, he belly-danced. 892 00:47:39,560 --> 00:47:43,880 It's part of the host's job to allow for mishaps. 893 00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:45,560 Mishaps? 894 00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:48,320 [phone line ringing] 895 00:47:51,240 --> 00:47:52,240 [scoffs] 896 00:47:52,760 --> 00:47:53,880 [cell phone ringing] 897 00:48:06,760 --> 00:48:10,280 Why, why couldn't you keep your big mouth shut? 898 00:48:10,360 --> 00:48:13,000 And John would be here, and I wouldn't be going around 899 00:48:13,120 --> 00:48:14,640 like squirrel on fire. 900 00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:17,680 Honestly, I had to tell John the truth. 901 00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:20,320 I'm getting myself pretty tangled up and rise. 902 00:48:21,240 --> 00:48:22,880 -Shit feeling. -Yeah 903 00:48:24,040 --> 00:48:25,640 Yeah, shit feeling. 904 00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:29,520 That's why I had to tell him. 905 00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:39,080 Right. 906 00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:45,160 Okay. [sighs] 907 00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:48,440 When you got a girlfriend 908 00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:50,600 you can get all the chicks you want when you're done.. 909 00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:52,000 you don't have chance in hell. 910 00:48:52,080 --> 00:48:53,880 Yeah, it's joining an union. 911 00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:55,520 It's like joining an union. 912 00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:57,800 Exactly, like a snatch 22! 913 00:48:58,080 --> 00:48:59,080 [laughing] 914 00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:03,120 Dear, how you feeling? 915 00:49:04,720 --> 00:49:06,000 I'll tell you what. 916 00:49:06,560 --> 00:49:08,800 You just pretend like nothing's wrong. 917 00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:11,960 What's the scoop with you and Annie, is it over? 918 00:49:12,920 --> 00:49:14,400 [mimicking] 919 00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:20,720 That's Dustin Hoffman, Kramer vs. Kramer. 920 00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:23,960 I thought it sounded more like litter Ricky to me. 921 00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:27,360 Then as soon as you got that ring on your finger, 922 00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:31,600 you kick him in the nuts just to show him who's boss. 923 00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:34,640 Then you straight to Tiffani's. 924 00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:35,800 [laughing loudly] 925 00:49:47,240 --> 00:49:48,720 -Eddie. -Hi Sara. 926 00:49:50,680 --> 00:49:52,720 I thought you were trying to find John. 927 00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:55,080 I have been trying. 928 00:49:55,840 --> 00:49:59,160 He's a witness, he's not listed in any of the precincts. 929 00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:01,120 But you're not trying. 930 00:50:01,240 --> 00:50:03,720 You just, you just standing there. 931 00:50:04,280 --> 00:50:06,720 You're just laughing, my God! 932 00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:08,880 [Carol] Excuse me! Sara, dear. 933 00:50:09,040 --> 00:50:11,560 -Are you all right? -No! 934 00:50:11,960 --> 00:50:14,480 No mom, I'm not all right, you know. 935 00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:18,320 Not John's not here, we don't know where he is. 936 00:50:18,840 --> 00:50:20,760 [Sara stammers] 937 00:50:22,160 --> 00:50:23,880 Could you just... 938 00:50:24,840 --> 00:50:27,040 excuse us for a minute, Melanie? 939 00:50:27,120 --> 00:50:28,960 I'll go get you one of my Xanax. 940 00:50:32,960 --> 00:50:34,000 My car phone. 941 00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:35,680 He has my car. 942 00:50:35,760 --> 00:50:37,760 He has my car, we can call him on my car phone. 943 00:50:37,840 --> 00:50:39,080 Can't believe I didn't think of that. 944 00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:40,440 So, let's call. 945 00:50:41,120 --> 00:50:42,200 [soft jazz music] 946 00:50:45,160 --> 00:50:46,560 [soft jazz music] 947 00:51:14,920 --> 00:51:17,720 Carol, I hate to be rude, but it's getting late 948 00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:19,000 and I do have to finish tomorrow's column. 949 00:51:19,080 --> 00:51:20,720 I know, of course you do, Frances. 950 00:51:20,840 --> 00:51:23,600 Could you just wait a little longer, though, won't you? 951 00:51:23,680 --> 00:51:26,720 I mean, I'm sure I'm gonna find out what's going on here. 952 00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:27,960 Okay. 953 00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:32,320 Excuse me. Mother? 954 00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:34,680 Is everything all right? 955 00:51:34,880 --> 00:51:35,880 [crowd laughing] 956 00:51:37,080 --> 00:51:38,360 What? 957 00:51:39,720 --> 00:51:41,680 I think you better go make that call. 958 00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:46,760 [Eddie scoffs] 959 00:51:47,120 --> 00:51:48,120 What's the number? 960 00:51:48,200 --> 00:51:50,440 You never call you own number, so you actually 961 00:51:50,600 --> 00:51:52,880 don't know your own number. [phone ringing] 962 00:51:53,040 --> 00:51:54,760 -Hello? -Joe? 963 00:51:54,920 --> 00:51:57,000 No, but I can get him for you. 964 00:51:57,360 --> 00:51:59,640 Could you please, it's George Bush calling, 965 00:51:59,960 --> 00:52:01,960 wanted to congratulate the newly-weds. 966 00:52:02,360 --> 00:52:04,200 [Sara, sighs] Mr. Bush! 967 00:52:04,480 --> 00:52:06,520 Mr. Bush, yes. 968 00:52:06,720 --> 00:52:09,000 -One second, sir. - Thankyou. 969 00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:13,360 Hello, George! 970 00:52:13,480 --> 00:52:15,720 Carol, nice to speak to you. 971 00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:19,480 It's nice to speak with you, Mr. President. 972 00:52:19,720 --> 00:52:23,240 Yes well, I just wanted to take a minute and 973 00:52:23,320 --> 00:52:26,400 call and tell you how doggone sorry Barb and I are 974 00:52:26,480 --> 00:52:28,080 that we couldn't make it to the wedding. 975 00:52:28,160 --> 00:52:31,960 We've been so busy helping the boy out with his... 976 00:52:32,080 --> 00:52:33,400 Presidential duties. 977 00:52:34,160 --> 00:52:36,680 Oh, listen, that's all right. 978 00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:39,200 It's lovely to hear from you, it's been so long. 979 00:52:39,360 --> 00:52:41,080 Couldn't agree more. Too long. 980 00:52:41,360 --> 00:52:43,880 Well, maybe next time we'll get out west... 981 00:52:44,040 --> 00:52:46,880 Oh that would be lovely. 982 00:52:47,160 --> 00:52:50,080 Yes it would. [wrecking noise] 983 00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:55,200 Hello, just a little turbulence on the plane up here. 984 00:52:55,720 --> 00:52:58,680 -Nothing to worry about. -Well we don't want to keep you. 985 00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:00,040 Everybody enjoy themselves, 986 00:53:00,240 --> 00:53:03,520 then don't forget to vote for George Jr. next time around. 987 00:53:03,680 --> 00:53:06,000 -You know we will. -Bye, bye now. 988 00:53:06,480 --> 00:53:08,040 Bye, George. 989 00:53:08,520 --> 00:53:09,680 [indistinct chatter] 990 00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:14,520 I didn't know you knew President Bush. 991 00:53:14,920 --> 00:53:18,320 Barbara and I serve at a fund raiser committee years ago. 992 00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:22,080 I didn't think it was necessary to tell about our little delay. 993 00:53:24,200 --> 00:53:27,280 [sighs] [footsteps approaching] 994 00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:30,920 You see, I told her I can't do Bush. 995 00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:33,600 [mimicking Bush] 996 00:53:35,880 --> 00:53:38,800 Don't you ever get tired of being the performing monkey, 997 00:53:38,880 --> 00:53:39,880 Tom? 998 00:53:48,840 --> 00:53:50,720 So the market's been unbelievable. 999 00:53:50,880 --> 00:53:52,440 You must be making a fortune. 1000 00:53:53,080 --> 00:53:55,240 Actually, I'm getting my ass handed to me. 1001 00:53:55,320 --> 00:53:56,320 Touché. 1002 00:53:56,840 --> 00:53:59,080 Every stock I pick, is like I'm jinxed to 1003 00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:02,760 have my clients jumping ship, I got my balls in my ass. 1004 00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:06,400 But it's incredible, my clients are making a fortune. 1005 00:54:07,520 --> 00:54:10,440 -Oh, I'm sorry Pam-- -How could you let John do this? 1006 00:54:19,200 --> 00:54:21,040 [woman] Come on! 1007 00:54:21,320 --> 00:54:22,720 [Pearl cheers] 1008 00:54:24,280 --> 00:54:27,360 I'm witness, a handsome man in a tuxedo. 1009 00:54:30,840 --> 00:54:32,200 So, where's the bride? 1010 00:54:36,200 --> 00:54:37,800 Uh, she's not here. 1011 00:54:38,360 --> 00:54:40,840 I know she's not here, 1012 00:54:41,160 --> 00:54:43,480 you're alone, on a beach with me. 1013 00:54:43,640 --> 00:54:44,680 [giggles] 1014 00:54:48,760 --> 00:54:50,240 Cold feet, huh? 1015 00:54:51,400 --> 00:54:52,640 No! 1016 00:54:56,120 --> 00:54:57,600 So why you're here? 1017 00:54:59,120 --> 00:55:02,720 Just to sort things out, you know, take a moment to myself. 1018 00:55:05,360 --> 00:55:07,640 Want me to do that bowtie up for you? 1019 00:55:08,360 --> 00:55:10,280 -I'm real good at it. [scoffs] 1020 00:55:10,800 --> 00:55:12,080 No, thanks. 1021 00:55:13,040 --> 00:55:17,280 Oh, I used to do Sam's ties all the time for him. 1022 00:55:17,800 --> 00:55:19,280 Sam. 1023 00:55:20,080 --> 00:55:22,120 He was scared of getting married too. 1024 00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:24,400 I'm not scared. 1025 00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:26,200 Hum! 1026 00:55:27,040 --> 00:55:30,840 I always wondered why marriage scares people so. 1027 00:55:31,440 --> 00:55:34,000 I really don't think it's a black or white issue. 1028 00:55:34,400 --> 00:55:36,000 I meant young people. 1029 00:55:38,080 --> 00:55:39,840 Oh, you're too much. 1030 00:55:44,680 --> 00:55:47,840 Marriage, me, you're kidding? 1031 00:55:50,280 --> 00:55:51,280 Fuck! 1032 00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:53,880 Hey, another Shirley Temple? 1033 00:55:55,720 --> 00:55:57,120 Give me a beer. 1034 00:56:02,720 --> 00:56:03,720 Don't open it. 1035 00:56:06,320 --> 00:56:07,920 Why this is happening, Johnny? 1036 00:56:09,480 --> 00:56:10,680 Where are you? 1037 00:56:11,880 --> 00:56:13,640 We made this decision together. 1038 00:56:15,360 --> 00:56:16,680 Did I make a mistake? 1039 00:56:18,840 --> 00:56:20,120 Oh, oh. 1040 00:56:20,320 --> 00:56:22,760 -Not now, okay?. -Eddie this is important, 1041 00:56:22,840 --> 00:56:25,840 Five minutes, please, please? 1042 00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:34,760 Joey, you gonna ride bulls, 1043 00:56:35,480 --> 00:56:37,200 you gotta protect your nuts. 1044 00:56:38,320 --> 00:56:40,680 Just before you get on, you have pull them up. 1045 00:56:40,960 --> 00:56:44,040 Nuts on each side, man in the middle. 1046 00:56:45,320 --> 00:56:47,560 -Okay? -Words to live by, kid. 1047 00:56:47,760 --> 00:56:51,040 Woman will try to smash them, or just chip away. 1048 00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:52,560 Protect them. 1049 00:56:53,680 --> 00:56:55,400 Having fun with these guys, Joey? 1050 00:56:56,760 --> 00:56:57,880 Yeah. 1051 00:56:57,960 --> 00:57:00,240 Why we get you something to eat, okay? 1052 00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:02,000 Okay. 1053 00:57:02,480 --> 00:57:04,240 [whispers] Hey, protect your nuts. 1054 00:57:05,840 --> 00:57:07,520 I'll try everything. [laughing] 1055 00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:11,240 [man] Johnny, he's got me waiting in a movie. 1056 00:57:11,640 --> 00:57:14,600 Tommy come on, we need the Godfather, come do godfather. 1057 00:57:16,240 --> 00:57:18,040 Tommy, what are you doing, come on! 1058 00:57:18,200 --> 00:57:19,200 [Annie sighs] 1059 00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:22,280 [mimicking] 1060 00:57:24,280 --> 00:57:26,080 [mimicking continues] 1061 00:57:31,680 --> 00:57:33,440 Keeping yourself, busy? 1062 00:57:33,520 --> 00:57:34,520 [giggling] 1063 00:57:35,480 --> 00:57:37,400 Yeah, pretty good folks around here. 1064 00:57:38,120 --> 00:57:40,360 It was nice, you talking to Joey like that. 1065 00:57:40,840 --> 00:57:42,520 Oh yeah, don't let it fool you. 1066 00:57:43,440 --> 00:57:45,880 You're running a little low there. 1067 00:57:46,200 --> 00:57:48,400 We better fill you up. 1068 00:57:48,960 --> 00:57:50,480 -Excuse me there. -Okay. 1069 00:57:50,640 --> 00:57:53,320 -See you. -[Tuff sings] 1070 00:57:56,320 --> 00:57:57,680 [mimicking] 1071 00:57:58,400 --> 00:57:59,600 [indistinct] 1072 00:58:00,920 --> 00:58:02,400 mimicking continues] 1073 00:58:08,960 --> 00:58:09,960 [scoffing] 1074 00:58:10,120 --> 00:58:11,400 Oh, Jack Lemmon. 1075 00:58:11,640 --> 00:58:13,240 [mimicking Jack Lemmon] 1076 00:58:18,120 --> 00:58:20,400 Henry Fonda, uh. [mimicking Henry Fonda] 1077 00:58:23,440 --> 00:58:26,440 Oh yeah, I got George C. Scott, this my best imitation. 1078 00:58:27,880 --> 00:58:29,560 [imitating George C. Scott] 1079 00:58:39,760 --> 00:58:40,840 [coughing] 1080 00:58:43,080 --> 00:58:44,720 [coughing continues] 1081 00:58:45,360 --> 00:58:46,720 You should get a drink. 1082 00:58:47,360 --> 00:58:49,880 -He's a big man, about you-- -It's private. 1083 00:58:50,640 --> 00:58:53,800 Do we know where Johnny is, people are getting restless. 1084 00:58:53,880 --> 00:58:57,080 This is ridiculous, we should've at least heard from him now. 1085 00:58:57,680 --> 00:58:59,720 I'm on it, dear. 1086 00:59:00,680 --> 00:59:02,000 Excuse me. 1087 00:59:04,720 --> 00:59:07,040 It was the best thing I ever did. 1088 00:59:07,640 --> 00:59:10,680 -Really? -Fifty wonderful years. 1089 00:59:11,840 --> 00:59:14,400 -You have a good marriage? -Yeah, well had. 1090 00:59:15,440 --> 00:59:17,000 Sam's gone. 1091 00:59:17,840 --> 00:59:21,200 He's probably up there, right now making God laugh. 1092 00:59:21,720 --> 00:59:23,800 Funniest man I ever met. 1093 00:59:26,440 --> 00:59:28,680 -We laugh all the time. -Good! 1094 00:59:29,320 --> 00:59:31,680 Not all the time, not today. 1095 00:59:33,600 --> 00:59:34,960 [John sighs] 1096 00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:37,000 [waves crashing] 1097 00:59:39,040 --> 00:59:40,960 If you ask me, 1098 00:59:41,880 --> 00:59:44,000 either you love her, or you don't. 1099 00:59:44,440 --> 00:59:46,320 Don't go making yourself crazy. 1100 00:59:46,600 --> 00:59:48,120 Hum, yeah. 1101 00:59:48,880 --> 00:59:50,240 You love her? 1102 00:59:51,920 --> 00:59:53,720 -Yeah, I love her. -You know that? 1103 00:59:53,800 --> 00:59:55,320 -You know that, you sure? -Yes, I know. 1104 00:59:55,400 --> 00:59:58,320 Well, stand up then. 1105 00:59:58,440 --> 01:00:00,480 -Why? -Stand up. 1106 01:00:03,840 --> 01:00:05,320 You know, 1107 01:00:06,280 --> 01:00:09,240 there are 100 reasons not to do something, 1108 01:00:12,600 --> 01:00:14,440 all you need is one to do it. 1109 01:00:16,440 --> 01:00:17,760 Life's short. 1110 01:00:18,360 --> 01:00:22,040 Please, listen to what I tell you. 1111 01:00:28,040 --> 01:00:32,200 -Hey, what's your name. -My name is Pearl. 1112 01:00:35,640 --> 01:00:36,800 Come on, Booboo. 1113 01:00:45,280 --> 01:00:47,000 I don't give a shit. 1114 01:00:48,160 --> 01:00:50,960 I am smart, and very successful. 1115 01:00:51,440 --> 01:00:54,040 I'm in great shape, feel up here. 1116 01:00:56,080 --> 01:00:58,880 [indistinct] 1117 01:00:59,760 --> 01:01:01,440 I'm great in the sack. 1118 01:01:02,160 --> 01:01:03,280 What's that last one? 1119 01:01:03,360 --> 01:01:05,040 My daughter said she's great in the sack. 1120 01:01:05,120 --> 01:01:06,640 Chip off the old block. 1121 01:01:07,080 --> 01:01:09,360 -You must be very proud. -Joe Kendrick. 1122 01:01:09,960 --> 01:01:12,120 -Tuff Howard. -Pleasure to meet you, Tuff. 1123 01:01:12,480 --> 01:01:13,760 Have you seen Eddie? 1124 01:01:16,920 --> 01:01:18,640 Bob cat the sack, is she? 1125 01:01:19,040 --> 01:01:20,680 You Bob cat the sack? 1126 01:01:21,200 --> 01:01:23,040 That's what they tell me. 1127 01:01:25,320 --> 01:01:27,800 Zack, Zack, have you seen Eddie? 1128 01:01:28,040 --> 01:01:30,160 Someone made a mess of your house. 1129 01:01:30,720 --> 01:01:33,080 Foundation coat is slopped on, 1130 01:01:33,160 --> 01:01:35,840 there's a fault running all the way up there, 1131 01:01:35,920 --> 01:01:37,240 and there, and there. 1132 01:01:37,880 --> 01:01:39,800 It's pretty, but it's not sound. 1133 01:01:40,320 --> 01:01:41,720 Structurally. 1134 01:01:42,360 --> 01:01:44,760 I paid 15,000 to paint this place. 1135 01:01:45,720 --> 01:01:46,920 When? 1136 01:02:02,840 --> 01:02:04,800 Another swing at the juice, my friend. 1137 01:02:04,880 --> 01:02:06,120 Do you need it? 1138 01:02:06,360 --> 01:02:09,080 Annie, I didn't see you, kind of there. 1139 01:02:09,320 --> 01:02:10,880 What's wrong with your voice? 1140 01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:13,760 I was doing some impressions before, I blew it out. 1141 01:02:13,840 --> 01:02:16,080 I was doing bad, I'm gonna be loud. 1142 01:02:16,200 --> 01:02:18,400 -Okay Tom, I got it. -You got it. 1143 01:02:18,520 --> 01:02:21,400 -We need to talk. Joey. -About what? 1144 01:02:21,640 --> 01:02:22,840 Something wrong? 1145 01:02:23,080 --> 01:02:24,640 Yes, something's wrong. 1146 01:02:24,720 --> 01:02:26,600 Have you talk to him, at all, today? 1147 01:02:26,920 --> 01:02:28,560 Yeah, I talked to him earlier. 1148 01:02:28,760 --> 01:02:31,280 He wanted to go and play with one of his friends. 1149 01:02:31,720 --> 01:02:35,040 Talked to him earlier, as whom, Patton or Jerry Lewis? 1150 01:02:36,640 --> 01:02:38,640 -I do others-- -Okay, Tom? 1151 01:02:38,720 --> 01:02:40,760 It's one thing that you exhausted me with it, 1152 01:02:40,840 --> 01:02:44,040 I'm an adult, I can live. He's your son. 1153 01:02:44,320 --> 01:02:45,880 There's nowhere for him to go. 1154 01:02:47,400 --> 01:02:50,560 I talk to him, I talk to him. 1155 01:02:51,040 --> 01:02:52,240 Not enough. 1156 01:02:52,320 --> 01:02:54,840 Not enough, you know what he said to me this morning? 1157 01:02:54,960 --> 01:02:56,760 That he didn't know what to say to you. 1158 01:02:56,880 --> 01:02:59,200 Because you don't talk to him like a father. 1159 01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:01,880 You're more like a, circus clown. 1160 01:03:02,640 --> 01:03:03,760 Circus clown? 1161 01:03:03,840 --> 01:03:06,080 Is that what he said, he said I'm a circus clown. 1162 01:03:06,320 --> 01:03:07,800 No, that's what I said. 1163 01:03:08,640 --> 01:03:10,720 You said I'm a circus clown? 1164 01:03:11,040 --> 01:03:13,240 -You said that. -I said that. 1165 01:03:14,200 --> 01:03:16,200 You're turning the boy against me. 1166 01:03:16,280 --> 01:03:17,960 -Tom? -I'm going to stab you. 1167 01:03:18,120 --> 01:03:19,240 Okay. 1168 01:03:20,160 --> 01:03:22,360 -Will you talk to him? -I'll talk to him. 1169 01:03:22,560 --> 01:03:23,640 Go talk to him. 1170 01:03:36,920 --> 01:03:38,360 Where do I get some tea? 1171 01:03:39,560 --> 01:03:40,720 Make it strong. 1172 01:03:41,120 --> 01:03:43,400 Nine o'clock tonight I'll give a hair weave. 1173 01:03:44,040 --> 01:03:47,320 Hi, fuck! 1174 01:03:47,480 --> 01:03:49,200 Okay, I have to go now. 1175 01:03:49,400 --> 01:03:51,720 Later on, okay bye. 1176 01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:53,560 [loud thud] 1177 01:03:53,640 --> 01:03:55,120 -Hey. -Hey. 1178 01:03:56,280 --> 01:03:58,240 What you're doing? 1179 01:03:58,800 --> 01:04:00,560 [moaning] 1180 01:04:02,720 --> 01:04:05,080 I just don't get it, Coney. 1181 01:04:05,320 --> 01:04:07,320 I mean a beautiful gal, like yourself. 1182 01:04:07,800 --> 01:04:09,320 Without a boyfriend, huh? 1183 01:04:09,640 --> 01:04:12,280 Doesn't make any sense to me. 1184 01:04:13,600 --> 01:04:15,320 Well, I think it should. 1185 01:04:15,680 --> 01:04:18,240 Considering the fact that we like the same thing. 1186 01:04:18,680 --> 01:04:19,880 In a woman. 1187 01:04:22,720 --> 01:04:25,360 [laughing] 1188 01:04:25,880 --> 01:04:28,440 -Hey, hey. -Ho, ho! 1189 01:04:29,360 --> 01:04:30,680 I need an answer. 1190 01:04:31,080 --> 01:04:33,720 I need an answer, now. 1191 01:04:34,720 --> 01:04:35,960 Okay. 1192 01:04:40,560 --> 01:04:41,960 Okay. 1193 01:04:45,800 --> 01:04:46,840 [cell phone ringing] 1194 01:04:48,880 --> 01:04:50,880 -Talk to me. -John? 1195 01:04:51,200 --> 01:04:52,360 Everything's great, man. 1196 01:04:52,440 --> 01:04:54,720 Tell them not to worry I am on my way. 1197 01:04:54,800 --> 01:04:56,840 You shitting me... 1198 01:04:57,720 --> 01:04:59,120 He's on his way! 1199 01:04:59,200 --> 01:05:02,120 Everything's great, he's on his way! 1200 01:05:02,240 --> 01:05:04,520 [both cheering] 1201 01:05:06,040 --> 01:05:07,920 All right, I'll see you. 1202 01:05:08,240 --> 01:05:09,240 I'll tell mama. 1203 01:05:12,960 --> 01:05:14,800 Oh man, fucking Christ. 1204 01:05:20,960 --> 01:05:23,920 Of course I forgive her, I love her. 1205 01:05:24,360 --> 01:05:25,800 I love, her. 1206 01:05:26,760 --> 01:05:29,720 My schedule doesn't really allow for delays like this. 1207 01:05:29,800 --> 01:05:31,680 I understand Frances. 1208 01:05:31,880 --> 01:05:34,760 Honey, I just talked to John, he's on his way, 1209 01:05:34,840 --> 01:05:36,160 he'll be here any minute. 1210 01:05:36,240 --> 01:05:38,720 So Frances what do you say, you've been with us this far. 1211 01:05:38,840 --> 01:05:40,800 Sara, I just talk to John. 1212 01:05:41,440 --> 01:05:43,320 -And? -He's on his way. 1213 01:05:44,360 --> 01:05:47,360 You know honey, someday you gonna grow up again. 1214 01:05:47,720 --> 01:05:50,120 And you're not gonna be my baby girl anymore. 1215 01:05:50,400 --> 01:05:53,200 Oh daddy, I think that day it's today. 1216 01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:56,760 -Humor me. -I have been. 1217 01:06:05,160 --> 01:06:07,160 Sara, wait. 1218 01:06:07,720 --> 01:06:09,120 Hey, Zack, how are you? 1219 01:06:09,200 --> 01:06:11,880 [stammers] There's something I need to tell you. 1220 01:06:11,960 --> 01:06:14,680 Okay, but can it wait, John's on his way and gotta find this 1221 01:06:14,760 --> 01:06:17,160 my speech now that I'm actually gonna say it. 1222 01:06:24,360 --> 01:06:26,360 I'm getting married. 1223 01:06:27,280 --> 01:06:29,040 [screams] I'm gonna get married. 1224 01:06:29,840 --> 01:06:31,800 Come on! 1225 01:06:33,840 --> 01:06:35,480 [Carol knocks] 1226 01:06:35,680 --> 01:06:36,800 Sara! 1227 01:06:37,120 --> 01:06:38,840 -Mama. -Can I come in? 1228 01:06:47,720 --> 01:06:50,360 [Carol whimpers] 1229 01:06:50,800 --> 01:06:52,080 You're so beautiful. 1230 01:06:52,480 --> 01:06:54,520 Oh mama, come sit down with me. 1231 01:06:55,840 --> 01:06:58,360 I'm the one supposed to cry. 1232 01:06:58,440 --> 01:07:00,640 I know it. Come on, you gonna ruin 1233 01:07:00,720 --> 01:07:02,560 your make up. 1234 01:07:02,800 --> 01:07:06,080 What the hell's the matter with you? 1235 01:07:07,200 --> 01:07:08,560 [both sigh] 1236 01:07:09,240 --> 01:07:10,240 [Zacks sighs] 1237 01:07:13,320 --> 01:07:14,440 My Sara, 1238 01:07:14,680 --> 01:07:18,240 happily ever after, after all. 1239 01:07:18,440 --> 01:07:19,640 [both sob] 1240 01:07:22,960 --> 01:07:24,160 [engine starts] 1241 01:07:24,920 --> 01:07:26,240 [scoffs] 1242 01:07:30,600 --> 01:07:31,840 [groans] 1243 01:07:36,400 --> 01:07:38,120 Won't be long now. 1244 01:07:39,400 --> 01:07:41,720 -She's ready. -Cool. 1245 01:07:54,280 --> 01:07:56,440 So what happened to your old stiff there, 1246 01:07:56,520 --> 01:07:58,840 old Picasso, he ran out of paint? 1247 01:08:01,280 --> 01:08:02,320 What do you mean? 1248 01:08:04,240 --> 01:08:06,000 [clicks her tongue] Don't... 1249 01:08:09,120 --> 01:08:10,560 No, no, no. 1250 01:08:11,440 --> 01:08:13,440 You know what I mean, I live next door. 1251 01:08:13,880 --> 01:08:16,920 -I pick up on things. -Well, I pick up on things too. 1252 01:08:22,160 --> 01:08:24,360 Let's get you something a little stronger. 1253 01:08:24,840 --> 01:08:26,840 Something to put a curl on that tail. 1254 01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:31,560 Bartender! Can you get this lady a double whiskey, please. 1255 01:08:32,960 --> 01:08:35,280 -How about a tour of this casa? -Okay. 1256 01:08:39,720 --> 01:08:40,720 [Joey sighs] 1257 01:08:43,960 --> 01:08:46,240 -Hey! -Hi. 1258 01:08:46,640 --> 01:08:49,320 -How you doing? -I'm good. 1259 01:08:50,800 --> 01:08:52,000 Enjoying the wedding? 1260 01:09:02,040 --> 01:09:03,080 [Tom] Joey! 1261 01:09:06,120 --> 01:09:07,120 [Joey giggles] 1262 01:09:08,560 --> 01:09:11,800 See, I made you laugh, I made you laugh. 1263 01:09:14,840 --> 01:09:16,120 Okay, I'll take it off. 1264 01:09:21,640 --> 01:09:23,520 You don't like when I make you laugh? 1265 01:09:24,320 --> 01:09:25,600 Not really. 1266 01:09:29,960 --> 01:09:31,680 What would I do instead? 1267 01:09:32,800 --> 01:09:34,280 Be the way you are. 1268 01:09:35,080 --> 01:09:36,720 That'll be good enough for me. 1269 01:09:40,680 --> 01:09:41,880 Hey there. 1270 01:09:42,480 --> 01:09:44,960 [singing] You with the stars in your eyes. 1271 01:09:45,680 --> 01:09:47,160 Oh, hardly, 1272 01:09:48,280 --> 01:09:49,360 Why? 1273 01:09:49,880 --> 01:09:52,560 Come on, John's on his way, we're having a wedding. 1274 01:09:52,640 --> 01:09:55,200 Beautiful woman such as yourself should be smiling. 1275 01:09:55,280 --> 01:09:57,720 Save it Eddie, I'm not very good at flirting. 1276 01:09:57,920 --> 01:10:00,800 Oh come on, I want you to, it's easy, piece of cake. 1277 01:10:00,880 --> 01:10:02,840 I bet, that's what you do? 1278 01:10:03,000 --> 01:10:05,960 You flirt with everybody hoping something will pen out? 1279 01:10:06,200 --> 01:10:08,520 -Yeah, why not? More or less. -[Annie laughs] 1280 01:10:08,880 --> 01:10:11,440 Come on we'll do it now, it's very simple. 1281 01:10:11,600 --> 01:10:12,920 Let's begin! 1282 01:10:13,600 --> 01:10:15,280 Hello, Annie beautiful gown. 1283 01:10:15,440 --> 01:10:18,120 You know a beautiful woman as yourself should a... 1284 01:10:18,200 --> 01:10:21,760 should allow herself to be wined and dined, spoil herself. 1285 01:10:22,440 --> 01:10:24,760 Say goodbye to the single-mother lifestyle. 1286 01:10:25,040 --> 01:10:27,800 Perhaps a romantic jaunt to Big Sur, perhaps. 1287 01:10:27,880 --> 01:10:32,560 With the, shall we say a fellow who could handle a woman's 1288 01:10:33,360 --> 01:10:35,920 -passionate as yourself. -[scoffs] Okay. 1289 01:10:36,360 --> 01:10:38,320 That was good though. 1290 01:10:38,520 --> 01:10:41,520 -Yeah, you can stop there. -Yeah? 1291 01:10:41,800 --> 01:10:44,480 -How am I doing? -You did well. [laughing] 1292 01:10:44,960 --> 01:10:46,040 You're leaving. 1293 01:10:46,760 --> 01:10:50,040 Excuse me. [Pam giggles] 1294 01:10:51,000 --> 01:10:52,000 [soft music] 1295 01:11:02,920 --> 01:11:03,920 [panting] 1296 01:11:16,040 --> 01:11:18,000 [knocking at the door] [Zack] Sara! 1297 01:11:21,040 --> 01:11:22,040 Can I come in? 1298 01:11:23,280 --> 01:11:24,320 Zack! 1299 01:11:24,520 --> 01:11:26,800 -John. -Hi Mr. Kendrick 1300 01:11:26,880 --> 01:11:28,400 -Catch your breath -Yes, Sir. 1301 01:11:28,480 --> 01:11:30,640 -It's about goddamn time. -Sir, I can explain. 1302 01:11:30,720 --> 01:11:32,720 It's all right, Eddie told me what really happened. 1303 01:11:32,800 --> 01:11:34,160 -He did? -Oh yeah. 1304 01:11:34,240 --> 01:11:35,880 Well he told the girls some made up story about 1305 01:11:35,960 --> 01:11:38,400 a hit and run and told me the real McCoy. 1306 01:11:38,480 --> 01:11:41,600 All brothers sometimes are a real pain in the ass. 1307 01:11:43,000 --> 01:11:44,600 You know I'm in the program now? 1308 01:11:44,680 --> 01:11:45,680 Aha. 1309 01:11:46,360 --> 01:11:48,640 I got my 120-day chip. 1310 01:11:49,240 --> 01:11:51,880 I think I can explain, I need to speak with Sara. 1311 01:11:51,960 --> 01:11:54,520 Oh no, you better hold on to your horses boy, 1312 01:11:54,600 --> 01:11:55,840 there's no need to be in a rush. 1313 01:11:56,360 --> 01:11:58,800 -I gotta make amends. -That's great, 1314 01:12:00,040 --> 01:12:01,600 Why are you holding a beer? 1315 01:12:02,080 --> 01:12:05,160 -If I can just speak to Sara. -She's fine, she's upstairs. 1316 01:12:05,240 --> 01:12:06,680 You can't see her, not yet. 1317 01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:11,000 [sighing heavily] 1318 01:12:15,520 --> 01:12:16,560 Sara. 1319 01:12:19,440 --> 01:12:20,440 Zack. 1320 01:12:21,960 --> 01:12:23,720 You know I wanna be there for you. 1321 01:12:24,720 --> 01:12:27,640 You think we can talk about this after the wedding, okay? 1322 01:12:27,720 --> 01:12:30,920 Do me a favor, don't take a drink, can you do that, Zack 1323 01:12:31,480 --> 01:12:33,040 -Yeah. -Okay. 1324 01:12:39,080 --> 01:12:40,080 [quite thump] 1325 01:12:43,120 --> 01:12:45,200 Zack, what is it? 1326 01:12:47,160 --> 01:12:50,760 It started out today, trying make amends to John. 1327 01:12:50,880 --> 01:12:52,120 [Joe] Look who's here! 1328 01:12:52,640 --> 01:12:54,560 [indistinct chatter] [people cheering] 1329 01:12:54,640 --> 01:12:56,080 [Sue] John thank goodness. 1330 01:12:56,760 --> 01:13:00,000 Oh I know you'd be fine but we were still so worried. 1331 01:13:00,080 --> 01:13:03,320 -What day to go to courts. -Mom, dad really I can't talk... 1332 01:13:03,400 --> 01:13:06,440 All right, everyone. We're having ourselves a wedding. 1333 01:13:06,640 --> 01:13:08,960 Maybe have another drink. 1334 01:13:10,000 --> 01:13:13,240 It didn't even occurred to me tell you about this before, 1335 01:13:13,320 --> 01:13:15,160 [stammers] I talk to him. 1336 01:13:15,320 --> 01:13:16,520 Just give me a second. 1337 01:13:16,680 --> 01:13:18,480 -John! -Sara. 1338 01:13:18,560 --> 01:13:19,760 I'll be right down. 1339 01:13:19,960 --> 01:13:22,480 While I was trying to come clean with John... 1340 01:13:22,640 --> 01:13:23,880 Who you're talking to? 1341 01:13:24,280 --> 01:13:27,240 [Zack] I was breaking in our pact. 1342 01:13:28,320 --> 01:13:30,040 What are you talking about, Zack? 1343 01:13:30,800 --> 01:13:32,320 I told John. 1344 01:13:33,280 --> 01:13:35,960 -You told John what? -You know. 1345 01:13:37,240 --> 01:13:40,480 -[Zack exhales] -Oh no you didn't. 1346 01:13:43,160 --> 01:13:45,240 -Yes, I told John. -[John] Sara, 1347 01:13:45,520 --> 01:13:46,760 who you're talking to? 1348 01:13:48,480 --> 01:13:50,760 -Zack? -Oh Jesus, Zack! 1349 01:13:51,600 --> 01:13:54,120 Zack, what the hell are you doing up there? 1350 01:14:00,840 --> 01:14:02,400 I thought he said Zack. 1351 01:14:02,560 --> 01:14:05,600 Hey Sara, great news John's on his way-- 1352 01:14:05,680 --> 01:14:07,160 Stay out of my way, Eddie! 1353 01:14:08,040 --> 01:14:11,240 Oh, oh, hit and run, you two are such bullshitters. 1354 01:14:11,320 --> 01:14:13,960 Yeah, I rather be a bullshitter that a liar. 1355 01:14:14,040 --> 01:14:16,280 Can we please not discuss this here? 1356 01:14:26,560 --> 01:14:27,560 [scoffs] 1357 01:14:41,640 --> 01:14:45,760 Boy she's mad and she has the right to be. 1358 01:14:49,520 --> 01:14:51,240 John, I am so sorry. 1359 01:14:51,320 --> 01:14:53,520 I'm so sorry you had to find out like this. 1360 01:14:54,720 --> 01:14:58,640 Of course he had to go to the court today, he had to. 1361 01:14:58,720 --> 01:15:00,840 But everything will be fine, 1362 01:15:00,920 --> 01:15:03,040 I thought you said everything was great. 1363 01:15:04,480 --> 01:15:06,760 I guess that would dispel any notion that 1364 01:15:06,840 --> 01:15:08,320 it might not be true. 1365 01:15:09,240 --> 01:15:10,680 It's true. 1366 01:15:11,480 --> 01:15:12,480 [soft music] 1367 01:15:12,640 --> 01:15:13,920 shit. 1368 01:15:15,600 --> 01:15:17,600 Okay, okay. 1369 01:15:20,440 --> 01:15:24,680 Well, shit! 1370 01:15:27,040 --> 01:15:28,760 Five minutes ago I thought 1371 01:15:28,880 --> 01:15:32,120 you know, I'll get pass this, now I feel a little sick. 1372 01:15:32,520 --> 01:15:34,880 John, it's horrible things to find out today. 1373 01:15:35,160 --> 01:15:37,520 Kind of a horrible thing to find out any day. 1374 01:15:37,720 --> 01:15:39,640 It was wrong with me not to tell you. 1375 01:15:40,400 --> 01:15:44,080 So, it wasn't wrong that you... 1376 01:15:44,840 --> 01:15:47,720 You see just a little chat, just a little chat. 1377 01:15:52,120 --> 01:15:54,040 Wasn't wrong that you did it? 1378 01:15:56,520 --> 01:15:58,160 No. 1379 01:15:58,720 --> 01:15:59,920 With my brother? 1380 01:16:01,320 --> 01:16:04,200 Don't you think I wished it wasn't your damned brother? 1381 01:16:04,280 --> 01:16:05,840 How was I to know? 1382 01:16:06,240 --> 01:16:08,240 You can't hold me accountable for that. 1383 01:16:09,120 --> 01:16:11,520 John, I wanted to tell you 1384 01:16:11,600 --> 01:16:13,600 -a thousand times, believe me, -But you didn't. 1385 01:16:13,800 --> 01:16:16,240 -Sara you didn't, I heard this-- -I'm sorry, 1386 01:16:16,320 --> 01:16:17,920 you had to hear it from Zack. 1387 01:16:18,160 --> 01:16:20,480 But when I finally met Zack, you know 1388 01:16:21,480 --> 01:16:24,560 -as your brother. -When was that, when? 1389 01:16:26,040 --> 01:16:29,760 It was last year, Thanksgiving at your parent's house. 1390 01:16:30,360 --> 01:16:33,320 -Warm, nice. -I froze! 1391 01:16:34,200 --> 01:16:36,520 I didn't know what to do and I froze. 1392 01:16:38,800 --> 01:16:40,920 Wanna fill me in on the details? 1393 01:16:42,080 --> 01:16:45,440 -Oh sweetie, not that. -Not that. 1394 01:16:46,320 --> 01:16:50,160 At the house, something must've occurred between you two, right? 1395 01:16:51,080 --> 01:16:53,520 Yeah, we just... 1396 01:16:53,720 --> 01:16:56,520 We told each other we never met, end of conversation. 1397 01:16:56,720 --> 01:16:58,160 -That's convenient. -No, it wasn't. 1398 01:16:58,320 --> 01:17:01,280 convenient, it was the most inconvenient time of my life. 1399 01:17:02,480 --> 01:17:04,160 What's happening? 1400 01:17:05,920 --> 01:17:07,640 There just... 1401 01:17:08,280 --> 01:17:10,960 Paula, you hair. 1402 01:17:13,680 --> 01:17:16,680 I knew how tenuous your relationship was, I panicked. 1403 01:17:16,760 --> 01:17:19,320 Oh, so all this was to protect me and Zack, is that what-- 1404 01:17:19,400 --> 01:17:21,440 at first and then you know. 1405 01:17:21,680 --> 01:17:25,280 Me and Zack and you and me and you and me and Zack and... 1406 01:17:25,640 --> 01:17:26,640 [breathing heavily] 1407 01:17:27,600 --> 01:17:30,160 I thought you couldn't handle the mess of it all. 1408 01:17:32,560 --> 01:17:35,680 Don't you go blaming me for not been able to handle a mess 1409 01:17:35,800 --> 01:17:38,160 you have no idea what I can handle. 1410 01:17:38,320 --> 01:17:40,160 You decided on something and wrapped it up. 1411 01:17:40,320 --> 01:17:43,640 That just doesn't seem right, I didn't even get a chance, Sara. 1412 01:17:44,240 --> 01:17:45,400 You know. 1413 01:17:46,040 --> 01:17:47,600 Just it makes me wonder, 1414 01:17:47,720 --> 01:17:50,480 what else are you keeping from me, what else are you hiding. 1415 01:17:50,560 --> 01:17:52,000 -What else can't I handle? -John please. 1416 01:17:52,160 --> 01:17:54,520 -What? -Nothing, I'm keeping nothing. 1417 01:17:54,600 --> 01:17:56,040 -How do I know that? 1418 01:17:56,120 --> 01:17:57,840 -How do I know it? [scoffs] 1419 01:18:00,680 --> 01:18:02,520 I thought you wanted to get married. 1420 01:18:02,600 --> 01:18:03,600 Yeah. 1421 01:18:04,200 --> 01:18:06,400 -But to who, do I? -Oh you know who. 1422 01:18:06,880 --> 01:18:09,720 I should hope so you're the one who ask me to get married. 1423 01:18:09,800 --> 01:18:12,880 -That was before-- -So I had sex with Zack! 1424 01:18:14,080 --> 01:18:16,600 -[whimpers] -Who that hell is Zack? 1425 01:18:19,440 --> 01:18:20,640 Me! 1426 01:18:21,480 --> 01:18:23,880 We're not talking about an affair, John. 1427 01:18:23,960 --> 01:18:25,640 -It happened before we met. -I know. 1428 01:18:25,720 --> 01:18:27,600 -I know. -Me sleeping with Zack 1429 01:18:27,720 --> 01:18:30,400 doesn't change who I am, it makes things messier. 1430 01:18:31,480 --> 01:18:32,600 Look. 1431 01:18:33,160 --> 01:18:34,960 How can I explain this, 1432 01:18:35,480 --> 01:18:37,960 we've all done things we're not proud of, John. 1433 01:18:38,320 --> 01:18:40,720 I've gotten drunk and threw all over myself. 1434 01:18:40,800 --> 01:18:43,600 I even stole pantyhose from Thrifty's at two in morning. 1435 01:18:43,680 --> 01:18:45,600 I remember that, you took them right out of the egg-- 1436 01:18:45,680 --> 01:18:47,760 -Shut up, Zack. -Yeah. 1437 01:18:48,520 --> 01:18:50,240 [Annie] We should just go inside. 1438 01:18:50,400 --> 01:18:52,120 How can I get you to understand? 1439 01:18:53,560 --> 01:18:54,880 It was a moment. 1440 01:18:55,000 --> 01:18:56,120 This is crazy, 1441 01:18:56,200 --> 01:18:58,400 you can't go confusing this because all of the sudden 1442 01:18:58,480 --> 01:18:59,920 we've been turned into brother land. 1443 01:19:00,040 --> 01:19:04,000 It was one insignificant moment, in my life. 1444 01:19:05,680 --> 01:19:07,480 -Sorry, Zack. -Whatever. 1445 01:19:09,200 --> 01:19:11,800 I was trying so hard to hold all this together, 1446 01:19:11,880 --> 01:19:13,480 I was afraid to tell you. 1447 01:19:14,600 --> 01:19:16,560 I was afraid you'd leave. 1448 01:19:17,120 --> 01:19:19,200 And that it's sad to me. 1449 01:19:21,360 --> 01:19:24,200 We're not all perfect, John, I am not perfect. 1450 01:19:24,680 --> 01:19:26,000 Zack's not perfect. 1451 01:19:26,480 --> 01:19:29,720 You can say that again... [beer pops open] 1452 01:19:30,600 --> 01:19:32,200 Zack, what are you doing? 1453 01:19:33,560 --> 01:19:36,280 What's the difference, I'm sober or not? 1454 01:19:36,800 --> 01:19:38,840 I still manage to fuck everything up. 1455 01:19:38,920 --> 01:19:41,640 -Zack, put it down. -What does it matter? 1456 01:19:42,080 --> 01:19:44,200 It matters because you're trying, Zack. 1457 01:19:44,280 --> 01:19:45,680 And that makes all the difference, 1458 01:19:45,760 --> 01:19:46,760 now put the beer down. 1459 01:19:46,840 --> 01:19:48,240 You didn't fuck everything up, all right. 1460 01:19:48,360 --> 01:19:51,560 -Zack, you came in and made a-- -A mess. 1461 01:19:52,080 --> 01:19:55,240 She's right, that's what I did. I came here trying 1462 01:19:55,440 --> 01:19:58,520 to make amends and I just ended up making a mess, I'm a mess. 1463 01:19:58,600 --> 01:20:01,880 You know what, I think we needed this, I'm glad this happened, 1464 01:20:01,960 --> 01:20:03,800 -just put the beer down. -Shit! 1465 01:20:04,920 --> 01:20:07,520 Stop! Zack, wait, so wait, Sara, 1466 01:20:08,360 --> 01:20:09,560 I got it. 1467 01:20:11,000 --> 01:20:13,760 I got it, I know why this feels so shitty to me now. 1468 01:20:13,920 --> 01:20:17,200 We all get why this feels like shit, John, I slept with Sara. 1469 01:20:18,640 --> 01:20:20,760 Try to never, ever say that again, Zack. 1470 01:20:21,520 --> 01:20:23,000 That's not it, I got it. 1471 01:20:24,720 --> 01:20:27,160 I know why you were attracted to him, Zack. 1472 01:20:27,280 --> 01:20:29,760 You saw in Zack 1473 01:20:29,880 --> 01:20:32,800 what I see in Zack, the mess. 1474 01:20:33,040 --> 01:20:34,040 Right? 1475 01:20:35,400 --> 01:20:39,240 Zack is a beautiful fucking mess, and I am not. 1476 01:20:40,080 --> 01:20:42,120 That's why this is making me so crazy 1477 01:20:42,240 --> 01:20:45,120 because I thought you'd be attracted to Zack. 1478 01:20:45,240 --> 01:20:48,000 I mean I understand what Zack has 1479 01:20:48,080 --> 01:20:51,960 I understand what Zack has, and I want you. 1480 01:20:59,720 --> 01:21:00,960 It's 120 days, man. 1481 01:21:02,840 --> 01:21:05,880 Hundred and twenty-one days tomorrow, it's a lot of days. 1482 01:21:06,040 --> 01:21:08,120 It's a lot of days, step nine. 1483 01:21:08,480 --> 01:21:10,080 Step four, really. 1484 01:21:17,960 --> 01:21:21,400 -I missed you so much. -I missed you too. 1485 01:21:21,840 --> 01:21:22,840 [soft jazz music] 1486 01:21:24,320 --> 01:21:25,360 [indistinct chatter] 1487 01:21:26,920 --> 01:21:30,320 Yeah, today has shaped up rather nicely. 1488 01:21:30,400 --> 01:21:32,560 It's good to hear, maybe you can help me. 1489 01:21:32,640 --> 01:21:36,200 You know I have this little fund. 1490 01:21:36,280 --> 01:21:37,600 -Oh yeah. -I know you run this, 1491 01:21:37,680 --> 01:21:40,240 big money pension fund now and, 1492 01:21:40,440 --> 01:21:42,280 I was thinking you know, 1493 01:21:42,360 --> 01:21:44,280 marriage and great friends-- -Eddie, 1494 01:21:44,640 --> 01:21:47,480 don't squirm, just call my office, okay. 1495 01:21:59,960 --> 01:22:00,960 [sighs] 1496 01:22:02,400 --> 01:22:03,720 I did it. 1497 01:22:04,280 --> 01:22:05,320 [crowd cheering] 1498 01:22:09,120 --> 01:22:10,120 [Pam whooping] 1499 01:22:12,360 --> 01:22:13,360 [crowd applauding] 1500 01:22:19,200 --> 01:22:20,200 [jazz music] 1501 01:23:29,520 --> 01:23:30,520 [crowd cheers] 100334