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That looks delicious.
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Uh-uh. That ain't for you.
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That's mean. I'm starving.
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Almost done.
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Bringing these shrimp po'boys over
to say thanks to Liz for investing.
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Twenty grand is a lot of money.
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Well, not for Liz.
She's got a $8,000 toilet.
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Does it turn shit to gold?
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It does not, but it's got a heated seat.
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You won't believe
how good it makes your ass feel.
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I've never been this uncomfortable
in my life.
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What the hell, Dad?
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Save yourself.
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- Good luck.
- Yeah.
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Are you kidding me right now?
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Hey, if you're mad 'cause it's the morning
and the whole house smells like shrimp--
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Where the fuck is all of Mom's stuff?
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I can't find her clothes,
her photo albums, nothing.
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I wanted to talk to you about that.
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Wait, you're not wearing
your wedding ring anymore?
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No, I know this is weird.
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Look, kid, for the last year,
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the thought of moving forward
has felt impossible.
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And I'm just starting
to feel like maybe for me it's time.
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Does that make sense?
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Because fuck the past, right?
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You're such a selfish asshole!
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She gets it.
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Get the fuck out of here.
You're a horrible person.
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Is that Liz for, "This is delicious"?
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- Oh, yeah.
- It is.
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- Oh, yeah.
- Yes!
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I haven't had shrimp this good
since I was in "Barthelona."
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Derek, absolutely not.
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- That's how they say it.
- Oh, my God.
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I just wanted to say thank you
for the investment.
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Can I thank him too?
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Technically, it's his money as well.
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I earned my share by raising our children
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and I'm quite good at sex.
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Oh, yeah. Let me tell ya, rocks aren't
the only thing she knows how to polish.
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That's inappropriate.
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Okay, I'm gonna go take a look
at some food trucks.
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I'll let y'all know how it goes.
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- Good luck.
- Good luck.
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Wow. That was so good.
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Babe?
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I wanna check out the food trucks.
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I wanna pick the truck.
I wanna drive the truck.
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I wanna honk the horn
and make it go "beep beep."
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Why don't you just tell him that?
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- I can't.
- Why?
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You love me, so you don't always see it.
I can be a lot.
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- No.
- Stop.
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It's just-- It's his dream,
and he's not gonna want me hanging around.
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Well, would it help to know
that I always want you hanging around?
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No, it makes it worse.
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Yeah, I figured.
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- Quickie later?
- You bet, baby.
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I will be lightning fast.
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Yeah, you got it. That's the good stuff.
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Oh, come on, Dad. It's breakfast.
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What are you doing?
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Grandpa shit.
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Don't pay any attention to them.
They're jealous.
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- What do you think, huh?
- It's awesome.
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First one's free.
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Why's your hand shaking?
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I have Parkinson's.
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It just means that sometimes
when I want my body to do something,
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it doesn't do it right away.
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Are you gonna be okay?
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Yeah-- W-- Yeah.
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Plus, I mean, I get out of
all kinds of stuff I don't wanna do.
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Like washing the dishes,
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or talking to strangers, or smiling.
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I wish I had Parkinson's.
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Okay, well, thank you, Dad.
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The great news is
that we are gonna see a lot more of him.
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And when I'm not with you guys,
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Dr. Baram's gonna be helping me,
looking after me.
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Why'd your doctor come here?
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Because we're having sexual relations.
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- Jesus, Paul.
- Really?
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{\an8}Yeah, so then she came back downstairs
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{\an8}and asked me
if the reason I'm losing weight
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{\an8}is to start dating again.
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{\an8}Foolish girl. She complimented you.
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{\an8}I know, that's all I heard.
That I look great.
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{\an8}So, what are you gonna do?
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{\an8}I guess I'm just gonna eat shit
until she gets past it, you know?
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{\an8}And then when she wants more,
I'll be there.
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{\an8}You're a good dad.
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{\an8}Yeah, for two whole weeks.
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{\an8}- The era of shirtless Brian has begun.
- Yeah!
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{\an8}I'm 100% there if I suck in.
Ninety-five percent if I don't.
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{\an8}Is your dad gonna do the best man thing?
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{\an8}Nah, he had to pass.
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{\an8}Had to?
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{\an8}- Could we just not?
- Yeah.
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{\an8}I got plenty of other options.
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{\an8}My big problem's gonna be
narrowing it down.
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{\an8}I don't wanna offend anybody.
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{\an8}I make a lot of people think
that they're my best friend.
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{\an8}It's a gift.
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{\an8}I have to go.
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{\an8}Okay.
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{\an8}- Yeah, sorry.
- No worries.
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{\an8}Wait, you and me,
we are best friends though, right?
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{\an8}There's no one in my life
who matters more to me.
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{\an8}See, you bought that.
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{\an8}Fuck you.
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{\an8}What's up?
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{\an8}I don't wanna just be investors with Sean.
I wanna be partners.
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{\an8}No shit. So why don't you tell him?
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{\an8}What, are you afraid you're gonna be like
Sandra Bullock in The Blind Side?
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{\an8}Everywhere you go,
people gonna look at you and go,
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{\an8}"Look at that Blind Side-ass lady.
Look at her, look at her."
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{\an8}I just don't think
that people like me enough
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{\an8}to do stuff like this with me.
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{\an8}Oh, my God.
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{\an8}Liz, I would not be hanging out
with you for charity, all right?
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{\an8}You're cool. Deal with it.
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{\an8}Thank you.
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{\an8}Wow. Oh, my God.
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Sorry. I just--
I love when people say, "Thank you."
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Why are you out of breath?
Are you running?
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I gotta go.
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Holy shit.
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- Yay! Okay, I worked hard at that.
- Yeah.
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- That Liz's a real piece of work, huh?
- Absolutely.
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She needs a lot of reassurance
a lot of times.
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Yeah. Okay, my turn now?
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No. My text said,
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"Do you want
to come over here and service me?"
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Fine, but I'm not moving.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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So, you guys wanted to talk some more?
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I'm gonna be really quick
because I don't like being vulnerable.
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- I know I'm a strong cup of coffee--
- I love my coffee strong.
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I'll tell you when it's time to chime in.
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Misread it. Thought you were fishing.
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Look, I don't have a lot of friends,
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but the people that I really connect with,
I would kill or die for them.
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And, I'd really like
to be involved in your company.
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Not just financially, but everything.
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I would really enjoy that.
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I'm sorry, what was that?
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I would really enjoy that.
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Wait, can you say that again?
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I know that you might not want to do it
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because I can be overbearing.
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I know this. And judgy--
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Or pretty, or vivacious.
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I told you I would tell you
when it was time to chime in.
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Why am I here if you're not gonna use me?
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I'm gonna stop you right there.
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I still gotta take a look at those trucks.
You wanna come with me?
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Really?
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Yeah.
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Thanks.
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Before we go, can I use your restroom?
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Yep, the special one is that way.
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My man.
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You okay?
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Are you sad because he was so kind to you?
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Come here.
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- Okay, I'm good.
- Okay.
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- Move over a little?
- Sure.
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Squinching me.
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Hope he's enjoying the ass heater.
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Could I have everyone's attention, please?
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Thank you so much for coming
to what is essentially my bachelor party.
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- You already had a bachelor party.
- No, I didn't.
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Not everyone here was invited to that,
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so shut it.
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Me and Brian and a bunch of his friends
went to a male strip club.
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- But it was just for regular.
- No.
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So, I need a best man. Or a best person.
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Hey now.
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Part of tonight's fun is gonna be
a little cornhole tournament.
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Winner gets the gig.
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- Yeah!
- Good luck, players.
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Oh, my God. Even if I win,
I'm gonna give it to D-Train
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'cause he's super excited
and that seems funny to me.
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Hey!
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It's not transferable. It's not--
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Come on!
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Kip.
You mind if we talk to you for a second?
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What are you asking for? Just do it.
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I'm so sorry to waste time
with a preamble.
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I had a very tough year.
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Your son really came through for me.
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Same.
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Barely knew me, and he kept me out of jail
after I beat somebody almost to death.
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In a good way. The guy deserved it.
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Good to know.
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My point is, he has always got our backs.
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It's time for you to have his back.
Just be his best man.
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Cornhole!
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Brian started that.
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Course he did.
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Yeah!
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I just think I'd be uncomfortable.
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I promise you
you will regret it if you don't do this.
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Take it from somebody who
dropped the ball as a dad a shit ton.
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- Yeah! Fuck yeah!
- Yes! Won my first game.
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Say hello to your new best man.
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No, Liz's husband. No!
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- Yeah. Yes!
- Yeah!
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- No, if you win, at best, you're an usher.
- What?
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You, get him drunk.
And you, step it the fuck up.
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- Don't listen to him. You know why?
- Yeah?
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'Cause D-man's gonna be a B-man.
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D-man's gonna be a B-man
D-man's gonna be a B-man
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D-man's gonna be a B-man
D-man's gonna be a B-man
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Great, now that's gonna be
stuck in my head.
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Mom, what are we doing?
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Why did you wake me up?
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There's no good snacks.
Dad is on his health kick.
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I know where Dad keeps the good stuff.
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Cha-cha!
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That sneaky little bitch.
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- I know.
- I'm getting spoons.
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What are you doing?
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{\an8}Nice try, fucker.
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Oh, my God.
We're gonna eat this entire bucket.
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And then we have to fill the bucket
with, like kale.
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Hey.
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Morning.
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I can't remember Mom's laugh.
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I feel myself, like...
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losing little parts of her.
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I get that.
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I feel like I should have spent more time
with her.
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I was always too busy.
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Too busy doing what?
Hanging out with Summer?
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You were acting like a normal kid.
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You loved your mom so much.
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And she knew that.
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Do you wanna talk?
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I'm apparently very, very good at it.
People pay me money.
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Well, I'll be here whenever you do. Okay?
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Thanks.
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Lights.
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Okay.
247
00:12:39,343 --> 00:12:41,386
No, I haven't heard anything from her.
248
00:12:42,596 --> 00:12:44,473
If she gets in touch, I'll let you know.
249
00:12:46,183 --> 00:12:47,434
It's just frustrating, you know.
250
00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:52,439
I have all this training and experience,
and I feel so helpless.
251
00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:54,525
You should put that on your business card.
252
00:12:55,317 --> 00:12:56,318
Yeah.
253
00:12:57,486 --> 00:13:00,614
I just don't wanna mess things up
with her again, you know?
254
00:13:02,241 --> 00:13:03,283
You've got this.
255
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,576
Thanks.
256
00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:08,121
Glad things went so well with Meg.
257
00:13:09,581 --> 00:13:10,749
What? Did that not go well?
258
00:13:10,749 --> 00:13:14,336
No. I just know how you're gonna react
to what I am about to say.
259
00:13:16,755 --> 00:13:17,756
It wa--
260
00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:24,972
It was a great visit.
261
00:13:25,848 --> 00:13:29,685
And it wouldn't have happened without you.
So thank you, man.
262
00:13:29,685 --> 00:13:30,894
Of course, Paul.
263
00:13:33,689 --> 00:13:35,357
Oh, my God. Is this happening?
264
00:13:35,357 --> 00:13:37,568
Just fucking do it. Please.
265
00:13:37,568 --> 00:13:38,735
Okay.
266
00:13:41,613 --> 00:13:42,614
Woof.
267
00:13:43,907 --> 00:13:44,908
I woof you too.
268
00:13:45,534 --> 00:13:48,370
Babe, I'm gonna go grab coffee with Gab.
269
00:13:48,370 --> 00:13:51,039
- She at Jimmy's?
- No, why?
270
00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:53,083
I don't--
I didn't know if she ever stays there.
271
00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:54,251
They've been fucking, so...
272
00:13:54,251 --> 00:13:55,377
What?
273
00:13:56,962 --> 00:13:58,046
Did I forget to tell you that?
274
00:13:58,046 --> 00:13:59,965
I will murder you.
275
00:13:59,965 --> 00:14:01,383
How do you know this?
276
00:14:01,383 --> 00:14:06,805
I saw them doing the deed
on the night of the engagement party.
277
00:14:07,389 --> 00:14:08,891
That was a month ago!
278
00:14:08,891 --> 00:14:11,810
Yeah. Who wishes they peed
off the balcony now?
279
00:14:11,810 --> 00:14:12,811
No one!
280
00:14:12,811 --> 00:14:14,146
And it was pretty sexy.
281
00:14:14,146 --> 00:14:15,522
Not the Jimmy parts,
282
00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:18,817
but he did way better than I thought
he would. I'm proud of him.
283
00:14:18,817 --> 00:14:23,655
You saw them
and you stayed out there to watch?
284
00:14:23,655 --> 00:14:25,199
Oh, come on.
285
00:14:25,199 --> 00:14:27,659
What was I supposed to do? Not watch?
286
00:14:28,577 --> 00:14:29,912
- Fair.
- Yeah.
287
00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:30,829
Did you film it?
288
00:14:30,829 --> 00:14:31,997
I'm not a pervert.
289
00:14:33,081 --> 00:14:34,124
I didn't have to.
290
00:14:34,124 --> 00:14:37,336
I can't believe she didn't tell me.
That sucks.
291
00:14:38,170 --> 00:14:39,880
If you see Jimmy, tell him congrats.
292
00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:41,256
Oh, my God.
293
00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:43,342
And he's got a nice ass.
294
00:14:44,134 --> 00:14:45,594
Could do with some squats though.
295
00:14:47,304 --> 00:14:49,139
- Okay.
- Oh, my God.
296
00:14:49,681 --> 00:14:53,393
As you know, I give these special agates
to a select few people.
297
00:14:53,977 --> 00:14:57,856
People that have come through for me
so much that I welcome them
298
00:14:57,856 --> 00:15:00,067
into the Covenant of the Rock.
299
00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:02,569
Okay, that's sounding very "cult-y,"
and I'm fucking in.
300
00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:04,530
What do I need to do? Wear a long tunic?
301
00:15:04,530 --> 00:15:06,990
Do I need to kill a goat?
'Cause I'll do that shit for that.
302
00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:09,868
You don't have to do anything.
Just know I appreciate you.
303
00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:11,828
Not yet.
304
00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:12,746
Don't play with me.
305
00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:14,790
How could you not tell me
you fucked Jimmy?
306
00:15:14,790 --> 00:15:16,917
Fine, all right! Goddamn.
307
00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:20,212
I fucked Jimmy, all right?
I fucked him. I fucked him. I fucked him.
308
00:15:20,212 --> 00:15:21,505
Give me more details.
309
00:15:21,505 --> 00:15:25,717
It's really good. It's like "Mariah Carey
hitting the high note" good.
310
00:15:25,717 --> 00:15:26,802
No.
311
00:15:26,802 --> 00:15:28,011
Yeah, like...
312
00:15:30,472 --> 00:15:33,642
The best part about it is,
he didn't even slap my boobs.
313
00:15:33,642 --> 00:15:34,810
Who smacks boobs?
314
00:15:34,810 --> 00:15:35,936
A lot of guys out there,
315
00:15:35,936 --> 00:15:38,981
for some reason, these days,
are hitting titties, left and right.
316
00:15:38,981 --> 00:15:40,816
I swear, they're, like, smacking 'em
and hitting 'em.
317
00:15:40,816 --> 00:15:42,651
I don't know
if it was in some 4Chan forum.
318
00:15:42,651 --> 00:15:44,778
I don't know where these fucking guys
are reading it from,
319
00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:46,780
but these guys are out here
smacking titties.
320
00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:48,198
I don't think that's true.
321
00:15:48,198 --> 00:15:52,119
You know, he's not really into butt play,
but I'll get in there.
322
00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:54,413
I put so much stuff in Derek's butt.
323
00:15:55,122 --> 00:15:56,123
You're lying.
324
00:15:56,123 --> 00:15:57,791
I know, but I could if I wanted to.
325
00:15:57,791 --> 00:16:00,460
And the best part about it is,
is that it's total safe dick.
326
00:16:01,587 --> 00:16:03,881
- Safe dick is the best dick.
- I know.
327
00:16:04,590 --> 00:16:06,717
All right. You've earned it.
328
00:16:08,594 --> 00:16:10,012
Wow. Okay. So what do we do?
329
00:16:10,012 --> 00:16:12,055
Do we do a ceremony? Do we need to chant?
330
00:16:12,055 --> 00:16:13,724
Nope. Just love you.
331
00:16:14,308 --> 00:16:15,309
Love you.
332
00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:20,272
Well, now that we are officially sisters
333
00:16:20,272 --> 00:16:22,107
- of the Covenant of the Rock...
- Yeah?
334
00:16:22,608 --> 00:16:26,153
...do you mind reading
this letter of recommendation for me?
335
00:16:26,737 --> 00:16:27,821
Yeah, of course. What's it for?
336
00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:29,531
It's actually for this job
that I really want.
337
00:16:29,531 --> 00:16:32,284
And Paul told me that if I write it,
then he will sign it for me.
338
00:16:32,284 --> 00:16:35,162
I just wanna make sure it sounds
like a cranky old white dude wrote it.
339
00:16:35,162 --> 00:16:38,749
Wait. Paul knows
the guy you're interviewing with
340
00:16:38,749 --> 00:16:41,460
and he couldn't write a letter himself?
341
00:16:41,460 --> 00:16:42,628
It's bullshit. I know.
342
00:16:42,628 --> 00:16:44,129
He's never getting a rock.
343
00:16:45,214 --> 00:16:47,424
So I'm still booping him. "Boop."
344
00:16:47,424 --> 00:16:49,801
Because most of the time
it stops his bullshit.
345
00:16:50,385 --> 00:16:52,429
Only downside is now I can see
346
00:16:52,429 --> 00:16:54,681
what an emotionally abusive fuckface
he's been.
347
00:16:55,974 --> 00:17:00,229
You know, when Donny used to criticize me,
I would always think it was my fault.
348
00:17:01,522 --> 00:17:04,608
But now, if he's like,
"Your eggs are too runny,"
349
00:17:04,608 --> 00:17:07,277
I think he's lucky
we're not eating breakfast on a cliff
350
00:17:07,277 --> 00:17:09,738
'cause I'd push him off
and watch his skull crack open,
351
00:17:09,738 --> 00:17:11,949
and I would be like,
"Your brains are too runny, bitch."
352
00:17:11,949 --> 00:17:14,492
Yes, Grace! That's what I'm talking about.
353
00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:18,247
Off the cliff. Bash them brains.
Eat them up.
354
00:17:20,499 --> 00:17:22,416
Seriously, look at how much stronger
you are now.
355
00:17:23,335 --> 00:17:25,337
I'm just-- I'm so proud of you.
356
00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:29,758
I know I'm not great at real feelings,
357
00:17:30,259 --> 00:17:33,720
but I like the person I'm starting to be.
358
00:17:35,597 --> 00:17:37,474
And I wanted to thank you for it.
359
00:17:40,811 --> 00:17:41,937
It's my pleasure.
360
00:17:46,942 --> 00:17:47,943
Bye.
361
00:17:53,365 --> 00:17:55,158
She doesn't look crazy. How is she crazy?
362
00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:56,326
Oh, yay. Liz is here.
363
00:17:56,326 --> 00:17:58,537
All right, listen. I need your help
tearing Paul a new one.
364
00:17:58,537 --> 00:17:59,454
Why?
365
00:17:59,454 --> 00:18:03,375
Because he's messing with Gaby's shit.
That's why. Put your game face on.
366
00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:06,628
It's not that simple, Liz.
367
00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:09,423
Paul and I just hugged.
368
00:18:10,007 --> 00:18:13,594
Are you fucking serious right now?
Let's go, Safe Dick.
369
00:18:14,428 --> 00:18:17,014
Safe-- How do you know about that?
370
00:18:21,435 --> 00:18:22,436
We need to talk.
371
00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:26,231
First you raw dog me in public
372
00:18:26,231 --> 00:18:29,401
and now you burst into my office
and raw dog me here?
373
00:18:29,985 --> 00:18:31,278
Stop saying "raw dog."
374
00:18:31,278 --> 00:18:32,779
I can say anything I want.
375
00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:34,698
Tell him what raw dog means.
376
00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:36,575
Sex without a condom.
377
00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:39,620
Then I'll stop saying that.
378
00:18:39,620 --> 00:18:42,247
Gaby asked you for a recommendation,
379
00:18:42,247 --> 00:18:44,499
and you couldn't be bothered
to write it yourself?
380
00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:46,418
I've got bad news, dude.
381
00:18:46,418 --> 00:18:48,837
- I gave her a rock.
- A rock?
382
00:18:48,837 --> 00:18:51,215
And in your mind, that makes sense?
383
00:18:51,215 --> 00:18:54,343
You're being a lazy, ungrateful prick,
384
00:18:54,927 --> 00:18:56,386
and Jimmy thinks so too.
385
00:18:56,386 --> 00:18:59,640
Do you think I'm being a lazy,
ungrateful prick?
386
00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:04,520
- Pussy!
- Fair.
387
00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:07,272
He's just being quiet because you hugged.
388
00:19:13,737 --> 00:19:14,947
You told her about our hug?
389
00:19:14,947 --> 00:19:16,031
Look,
390
00:19:17,199 --> 00:19:20,619
you and I got to work together for, like,
five years before Gaby even got here.
391
00:19:20,619 --> 00:19:22,746
And I appreciate all the guidance
you give me.
392
00:19:23,288 --> 00:19:25,040
But you don't give Gaby that kind of time.
393
00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:27,125
And even still,
she's always looking out for you.
394
00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:28,710
She gave you that water bottle--
395
00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:30,379
To keep you fucking hydrated!
396
00:19:30,379 --> 00:19:31,588
She drives you to work--
397
00:19:31,588 --> 00:19:34,800
To-and-fro every goddamn day!
398
00:19:35,384 --> 00:19:38,595
Listen, Paul. You know what I'm gonna say.
You're being--
399
00:19:38,595 --> 00:19:41,223
An arrogant, sexist piece of shit.
400
00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:43,100
How about you stop finishing my sentences?
401
00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:44,977
I'm not wrong though.
402
00:19:44,977 --> 00:19:47,437
This guy has a case of the sniffles,
403
00:19:47,437 --> 00:19:50,482
and you're right there
with Kleenex and a six-pack.
404
00:19:51,275 --> 00:19:52,442
And what about Gaby?
405
00:19:53,151 --> 00:19:54,152
She's--
406
00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:55,529
Fix it.
407
00:19:56,405 --> 00:19:57,447
Pussy!
408
00:20:00,158 --> 00:20:05,747
What kind of a person hugs and tells?
409
00:20:06,331 --> 00:20:07,332
I know.
410
00:20:24,850 --> 00:20:25,976
- Hi.
- Hey.
411
00:20:26,810 --> 00:20:28,520
What's this?
412
00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:30,731
This is your mom's stuff. Yeah.
413
00:20:31,523 --> 00:20:33,233
Just 'cause I'm ready
to put this stuff away,
414
00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:35,319
that does not mean
that you have to be. Come.
415
00:20:36,403 --> 00:20:37,529
Yeah.
416
00:20:38,614 --> 00:20:40,699
She loved this dress.
417
00:20:40,699 --> 00:20:42,075
Yeah, she did.
418
00:20:46,205 --> 00:20:49,499
{\an8}"Once you go Asian,
you won't go Caucasian."
419
00:20:51,293 --> 00:20:54,796
Your mom used to wear that when
we took hikes to make me uncomfortable.
420
00:20:54,796 --> 00:20:56,465
I am wearing this to school on Monday.
421
00:20:56,465 --> 00:20:58,342
I look forward to the call
from your principal.
422
00:20:59,510 --> 00:21:00,594
- Hey.
- Hey.
423
00:21:01,970 --> 00:21:03,305
Last one.
424
00:21:05,641 --> 00:21:07,643
Oh, my God! Her hot-as-shit shoes!
425
00:21:07,643 --> 00:21:08,560
Oh, yeah.
426
00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:10,521
Remember that time when...
427
00:21:11,855 --> 00:21:14,191
I don't know why I'm telling you.
You know.
428
00:21:14,775 --> 00:21:16,109
You can tell this guy.
429
00:21:16,109 --> 00:21:17,361
Yeah. Hit me.
430
00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:24,743
Mom called these her "hot-as-shit shoes"
431
00:21:24,743 --> 00:21:28,497
because she said no matter
how crappy her day was going,
432
00:21:28,497 --> 00:21:30,958
once she put these on,
she felt hot as shit.
433
00:21:30,958 --> 00:21:31,875
Okay.
434
00:21:34,670 --> 00:21:38,757
One time,
she was having, like, the worst day,
435
00:21:39,466 --> 00:21:41,343
and I walked into her room,
436
00:21:41,343 --> 00:21:47,224
and she was lying in bed,
wearing her hot-as-shit shoes.
437
00:21:48,225 --> 00:21:51,979
Dude, oh, my God. I had a soccer game,
and Mom showed up wearing these.
438
00:21:51,979 --> 00:21:53,856
And her calves were obviously, like...
439
00:21:54,690 --> 00:21:56,275
You know, just, like, fully flexed.
440
00:21:56,275 --> 00:21:58,944
She was just looking at her feet.
441
00:21:59,653 --> 00:22:02,656
And all of the moms in the bleachers
were looking at her like she was crazy.
442
00:22:04,950 --> 00:22:07,744
Okay. Okay.
443
00:22:09,454 --> 00:22:11,999
You got this. You got this.
444
00:22:12,708 --> 00:22:15,377
Big coochie energy. Big coochie energy.
445
00:22:16,044 --> 00:22:17,462
Big, fat coochie energy.
446
00:22:18,964 --> 00:22:20,757
With your full-time practice,
447
00:22:20,757 --> 00:22:23,760
is teaching more than one seminar
next semester even possible?
448
00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:26,972
I'm great at time management.
Like, I kick ass at it.
449
00:22:26,972 --> 00:22:28,182
And even if I'm tied up,
450
00:22:28,182 --> 00:22:31,602
I can always ask the TA
to play old episodes of Frasier.
451
00:22:33,478 --> 00:22:34,396
Uh-huh.
452
00:22:34,897 --> 00:22:38,358
That's the great sense of humor Paul
mentioned in the recommendation letter.
453
00:22:38,942 --> 00:22:40,152
He did say that.
454
00:22:42,279 --> 00:22:44,031
Stop being smug, Gerald.
455
00:22:45,282 --> 00:22:47,367
Paul, what the fuck are you doing here?
456
00:22:47,367 --> 00:22:49,036
Also, how'd you know he's being smug?
457
00:22:49,036 --> 00:22:53,165
Because he's Gerald.
Even me barging in here won't mean shit.
458
00:22:53,165 --> 00:22:57,336
All the good jobs around here go to
whoever can crawl up his ass the farthest.
459
00:22:57,336 --> 00:22:58,253
By the way,
460
00:22:58,253 --> 00:22:59,963
is Lenny Klein still up there?
461
00:22:59,963 --> 00:23:01,048
Say hi for me.
462
00:23:01,048 --> 00:23:03,926
I will. He's coming with my lunch
in 15 minutes.
463
00:23:05,135 --> 00:23:06,261
Hire her.
464
00:23:06,845 --> 00:23:08,847
She's a brilliant therapist.
465
00:23:09,348 --> 00:23:12,226
Paul, I've already told her
she's got the job.
466
00:23:13,727 --> 00:23:17,814
Well then, read your emails,
'cause I'm gonna finish this.
467
00:23:18,398 --> 00:23:19,399
Okay.
468
00:23:20,692 --> 00:23:24,446
She's the most empathetic clinician
I've ever crossed paths with,
469
00:23:25,030 --> 00:23:26,990
which is why
her patients love her so much.
470
00:23:26,990 --> 00:23:28,075
And,
471
00:23:29,034 --> 00:23:32,246
I do not tell her often enough
472
00:23:33,330 --> 00:23:37,417
how much I value her as a colleague.
473
00:23:37,417 --> 00:23:42,673
Because apparently, I'm not good
with the women I care about.
474
00:23:42,673 --> 00:23:43,841
No, not at all.
475
00:23:43,841 --> 00:23:45,133
But I'm working on it.
476
00:23:46,927 --> 00:23:50,305
And I plan to have it down
by the time I'm 140.
477
00:23:50,305 --> 00:23:55,227
And I will live till then,
because I drink a lot of water.
478
00:23:59,606 --> 00:24:00,774
Are you about done?
479
00:24:00,774 --> 00:24:02,317
Give me your car keys.
480
00:24:02,317 --> 00:24:03,819
You're my ride home.
481
00:24:03,819 --> 00:24:05,195
I'll wait in the car.
482
00:24:14,413 --> 00:24:16,290
What a strange man.
483
00:24:16,290 --> 00:24:18,750
Yeah. And he's super mean too.
484
00:24:33,724 --> 00:24:35,934
Hey, we're almost late. You ready?
485
00:24:36,435 --> 00:24:38,187
Yeah. Just tying my tie.
486
00:24:38,687 --> 00:24:40,981
- You nervous about your wedding speech?
- Nope.
487
00:24:41,773 --> 00:24:43,901
Okay. I'll see you downstairs.
488
00:24:46,862 --> 00:24:49,239
- Where the hell is Jimmy?
- Hey, don't worry. He'll show.
489
00:24:49,239 --> 00:24:52,534
And if he doesn't, as best man,
I get to beat the shit out of him.
490
00:24:52,534 --> 00:24:53,744
Thanks, Dad.
491
00:24:54,995 --> 00:24:57,539
We'll give him two minutes,
and then we'll kick his ass together.
492
00:24:57,539 --> 00:24:58,540
That would be nice.
493
00:24:58,540 --> 00:25:02,211
Okay. Everyone is sitting. I crushed it.
494
00:25:02,794 --> 00:25:05,005
It's still surreal to me
that you're in my wedding party,
495
00:25:05,005 --> 00:25:07,508
but top-notch ushering, Derek.
496
00:25:08,091 --> 00:25:09,927
Der-- He knows my name!
497
00:25:10,719 --> 00:25:11,929
Big day for both of us!
498
00:25:12,846 --> 00:25:13,680
- Hey!
- Hey.
499
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:14,806
- Okay.
- I'm here.
500
00:25:14,806 --> 00:25:16,350
- Great.
- Yeah, okay.
501
00:25:16,350 --> 00:25:18,477
Stop eye-fucking me.
I was working on my speech.
502
00:25:18,477 --> 00:25:22,731
- Okay. Let's do this. It's go time.
- Okay.
503
00:25:23,524 --> 00:25:24,525
Okay.
504
00:25:26,026 --> 00:25:27,027
Okay.
505
00:25:29,696 --> 00:25:30,822
Here we are.
506
00:25:37,579 --> 00:25:38,664
Hey,
507
00:25:38,664 --> 00:25:43,710
did anybody notice that this wedding venue
is like a tight pair of trousers?
508
00:25:44,962 --> 00:25:45,963
No ballroom.
509
00:25:51,218 --> 00:25:55,556
Sorry.
I think I'm probably a little bit nervous.
510
00:25:55,556 --> 00:25:57,724
Brian knocked this out of the park
for Tia and I.
511
00:25:57,724 --> 00:25:58,851
Tia and me.
512
00:25:58,851 --> 00:26:00,352
- Nobody cares.
- Well...
513
00:26:00,352 --> 00:26:03,146
Okay. Marriage...
514
00:26:13,866 --> 00:26:19,288
Marriage is a tough thing
for me to talk about.
515
00:26:21,123 --> 00:26:24,918
I'm sure many of you know,
a little over a year ago, my wife died.
516
00:26:28,505 --> 00:26:29,506
It destroyed me.
517
00:26:30,215 --> 00:26:32,217
Did not know
if I was gonna find my way out.
518
00:26:33,051 --> 00:26:35,637
To be totally honest,
some days, I am still not sure.
519
00:26:39,057 --> 00:26:40,893
But, man, was it worth it.
520
00:26:43,896 --> 00:26:49,359
Every single second
that I got to spend with my wife...
521
00:26:52,905 --> 00:26:54,489
was the best moment of my life.
522
00:26:57,826 --> 00:27:00,537
I would not be here today
if it was not for Tia.
523
00:27:00,537 --> 00:27:04,333
And none of us would be, because Tia is
the one who introduced Brian and Charlie.
524
00:27:05,334 --> 00:27:07,419
It's a little-known fact that,
after their first date,
525
00:27:08,128 --> 00:27:11,465
both of them independently texted Tia,
526
00:27:12,466 --> 00:27:13,717
"I don't think so."
527
00:27:17,471 --> 00:27:18,472
And yet, here we are.
528
00:27:19,431 --> 00:27:24,061
Because Tia knew that these two
were perfect for each other.
529
00:27:26,188 --> 00:27:31,818
My wife believed that the best way
to help yourself was to help others.
530
00:27:32,569 --> 00:27:33,987
And boy, was she right.
531
00:27:33,987 --> 00:27:38,492
Do me a favor, will you?
Turn around. Turn-- Look at your friends.
532
00:27:39,910 --> 00:27:41,453
You've got so many friends.
533
00:27:42,621 --> 00:27:46,333
You've got each other,
but never forget that you have them too.
534
00:27:48,252 --> 00:27:53,215
They're here today to celebrate you
and to get drunk later.
535
00:27:54,007 --> 00:27:56,635
And someone's gonna hook up. Who knows?
536
00:28:00,180 --> 00:28:01,557
But they've also got your back.
537
00:28:05,477 --> 00:28:06,812
And when life gets rough...
538
00:28:09,147 --> 00:28:11,859
they are gonna be the ones
who help you get to the other side.
539
00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:16,864
- Right?
- Yes.
540
00:28:17,447 --> 00:28:19,199
- Right?
- Yeah!
541
00:28:19,867 --> 00:28:20,868
So with that,
542
00:28:22,244 --> 00:28:24,788
what do you say
we get this fucking wedding started, huh?
543
00:28:26,206 --> 00:28:27,708
Christ, I thought it was over.
544
00:28:27,708 --> 00:28:30,252
- That was loud.
- Sorry.
545
00:28:30,252 --> 00:28:35,048
I now pronounce you husbands.
You may kiss your grooms.
546
00:28:52,941 --> 00:28:55,277
I can hear your vagina humming.
547
00:28:55,861 --> 00:28:57,362
He's not safe dick.
548
00:29:03,285 --> 00:29:08,707
Hey, I liked what you said up there
about helping others to help ourselves.
549
00:29:08,707 --> 00:29:11,210
I think that's probably why we do
what we do, right?
550
00:29:12,211 --> 00:29:13,462
Still, I mean...
551
00:29:15,380 --> 00:29:18,300
All that crazy shit you did with patients.
552
00:29:19,635 --> 00:29:23,138
I'm surprised
you didn't burn the whole practice down.
553
00:29:23,847 --> 00:29:24,890
Let's be honest.
554
00:29:26,808 --> 00:29:27,851
I got really lucky.
555
00:29:29,937 --> 00:29:30,979
So did I.
556
00:30:17,609 --> 00:30:18,735
I'm gonna sit.
557
00:30:19,611 --> 00:30:20,612
First time.
558
00:31:05,032 --> 00:31:06,700
You look so much like your mom.
559
00:31:23,717 --> 00:31:26,220
I'm tired. I wanna head back.
560
00:31:26,220 --> 00:31:28,096
Seriously? Are you that out of shape?
561
00:31:28,096 --> 00:31:30,015
You can keep going. I'm just done.
562
00:31:31,934 --> 00:31:34,269
And, you know,
you don't get to just talk to me that way.
563
00:31:34,853 --> 00:31:36,396
I'll talk to you however I want.
564
00:31:37,314 --> 00:31:39,483
I'm sick of you acting
like you're better than me.
565
00:31:39,483 --> 00:31:40,567
That shit is over.
566
00:31:40,567 --> 00:31:45,572
You're an idiot, Grace,
so shut the fuck up, or I'll shut you up.
567
00:31:51,703 --> 00:31:52,704
Beautiful view, though.
568
00:32:15,102 --> 00:32:16,103
Boop.
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