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Raymond, Paul said he's ready for you.
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At long last.
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Lisa, let's boogie.
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Steven, come on.
We're getting out of here.
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What are these for?
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Joy.
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Fun, right? Come on.
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Don't forget Mom.
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You sure we should do this today?
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It's been long enough.
She wanted you to spread her ashes, right?
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I know, but it's a little windy.
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I don't wanna get any of her in my mouth.
-Look, I get it.
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It's my dead wife's birthday this week.
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I've been stuck too.
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I think we should move forward.
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It looks closed.
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Yeah. Don't worry about it.
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So, I saw you're getting a fancy award.
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Don't be judgmental...
-Oh, man.
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...but I have a Google Alert on you.
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That is so lame.
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Wow. I just said very clearly,
don't be judgmental.
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Yeah, but I didn't agree to that.
-That's fair.
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Yeah, the APA is giving me
a career achievement award.
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Congratulations.
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Come on, man. It sucks.
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Well, is there anything I can do
for you in this challenging time?
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No. It's just that I'm not ready
to be put out to pasture.
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Can I say something?
-I feel you talk all the time.
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I do. But I'm paying you for it,
so I'm good.
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Listen, when I came to see you
over 20 years ago...
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Twenty-two years ago.
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...I was drinking too much,
and my marriage had ended,
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and my self-esteem was so low
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that I spent most of my time wondering
how I'm gonna kill myself.
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Now, my life is so good that
half the time I come through that door,
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I don't know what I want to talk about.
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Today I was gonna talk about feeling old
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and wondering
if I can still pull off a leather jacket.
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You can't.
-Ouch.
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Listen, Paul. You've spent
your whole career helping people.
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You deserve to be celebrated for a minute.
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Some people might not agree with that.
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Yeah, like who?
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Okay. Well, just know that I...
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am very grateful.
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Thank you, Paul.
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You're welcome.
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Do you think
I could pull off leather pants?
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No.
-What about a bodysuit?
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I think your time is up.
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Okay, Lisa.
Everybody gets feedback at work, okay?
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But you hear criticism at a 10
when it's been given to you at a 2.
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You're not wrong.
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Hey, you are not your mistakes.
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But my boss thinks I'm a idiot now.
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That's your mom's voice, not your boss's.
You are not an idiot.
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You know how I know that?
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It's because you are the shit.
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I like when you curse.
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That's why I fucking do that shit, bitch.
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See, this is why you worth
the 90-minute drive.
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'Cause you also the shit.
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Lisa, this is not about me.
But please, don't stop.
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But goddamn, 90 minutes?
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Yeah. It's worth it coming to see
a Black therapist.
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I don't have to explain to you
about my mom's narcissism.
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Or the fact that it's not codependent
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that my whole family goes to the mall
with my cousin when he need a new suit.
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Well, we are a communal people.
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Thank you.
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But seriously,
your family is codependent as hell.
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So these were her seats, huh?
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Yeah, but it feels weird leaving her here.
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If it helps, you can talk to her first.
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Seriously?
-Yeah.
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Say all the things you never got to say.
-Everything?
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I mean, you can leave out the dream
where she cut off your penis, but yeah.
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Yeah.
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Mom, sometimes you were horrible.
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Like, really fucking mean. And judgmental.
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You stole thousands of dollars
from your church.
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Did not know that.
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But you did raise me.
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I love you.
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That was beautiful.
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Thanks.
-Mostly.
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Should we spread this lady out or what?
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Yeah.
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Take all the time you need.
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Watch my feet though.
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Roger that.
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I was wrong. We should run.
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Right there.
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Security. Stop! Hey!
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Dump as you go.
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{\an8}Dump and run.
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What were you up to?
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Hey.
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That's all we get.
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But it was so fun.
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Okay, I love you a lot.
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{\an8}You can't even hear the music.
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{\an8}I know.
I just wanted to be a part of it so bad.
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{\an8}Hey, can my grounding please be over?
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{\an8}Yes.
-Really?
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{\an8}In two more weeks.
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{\an8}Okay, that was mean.
-You stole my car, you little fuck.
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{\an8}Fair.
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{\an8}Hey, remember how you used to come lay
on the end of the bed?
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{\an8}You'd tell me and your mom
about some song you were obsessed with.
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{\an8}We'd have a listening party.
-Yeah.
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{\an8}Then I'd play one of my favorite songs
for you.
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{\an8}You'd tell me
that my taste in music sucked.
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{\an8}Yeah. I miss that.
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{\an8}If it helps,
your taste in music still does suck.
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{\an8}Glad you still think so.
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{\an8}Seriously, what is a Goo Goo Doll?
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{\an8}Okay.
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{\an8}To Derek. Cheers!
-Thank you.
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{\an8}That is so kind. I appreciate it.
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{\an8}Retired, and with that head of hair?
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{\an8}The world is yours.
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{\an8}Stop.
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{\an8}What are you gonna do?
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{\an8}I don't know. I guess the first year
I'll just chill at home.
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{\an8}That's why I invited you all.
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{\an8}Partly because I'm so happy for you.
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{\an8}I love you so much.
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{\an8}And partly because I don't want
any questions when I take my own life.
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{\an8}That was one hell of a toast.
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{\an8}Thank you.
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{\an8}I have big wedding news.
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{\an8}Are we done celebrating Derek?
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{\an8}It's cool. I might have a big shindig
in a few weeks with friends.
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{\an8}You know, couple hundred people, so...
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{\an8}Are we invited?
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{\an8}You are now.
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{\an8}I'm sorry, a couple hundred people?
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{\an8}Guys, does D-Bone have
a better life than us?
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What can I say?
I like people, and people like me.
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That's true. It's annoying.
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Hey. Hi. I think we moved on to my thing.
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I don't know.
-Sorry.
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Did we?
-No.
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I don't think so.
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Jimmy has been reinstated.
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He is once again performing
my wedding ceremony.
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Wow.
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Why did you let him back in?
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Because I'm a kind and benevolent prince.
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Okay, I don't know if you're a prince.
-No.
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I also guilted him
for being a selfish son of a bitch, so...
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Yeah. That's what it is.
-Yeah, that makes sense.
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I still don't love these two as friends.
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And we don't give a shit.
-It makes us stronger.
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Yeah.
-Yeah.
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Hey, sorry I'm running late. Let's go.
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It's fine. I have to pee actually. Can I--
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Gaby, boundaries. You can hold it.
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Are you serious? You know how much water
I drink in a day. One second.
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Good morning.
-Oh, damn. Wow.
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Wow, that's a good surprised face.
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Don't you have to go to the bathroom?
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No. I can hold it in for this.
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Gaby, this is Dr. Baram.
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You've seen me naked.
Go with my first name.
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Julie.
-Hello, Julie. I am Gaby.
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Well, I should put some pants on.
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But see if you can cheer grumpy up, here.
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He's pissed
because he's an award-winning therapist.
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Is he gonna win any awards in the bedroom?
Schwing!
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Holy shit. I don't wanna know that.
Actually I do.
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What? Oh, my God. I'm sorry.
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When I get nervous,
I start just saying stupid shit.
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And that's what's happening right now.
Sorry.
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Are you gonna take her
to the awards ceremony?
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Go to the bathroom.
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She's fun.
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Isn't she?
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Look, the award ceremony is in Vegas,
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and I'm not sure if I'm--
-All right. No, no. Relax.
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If I'm gonna go.
-No.
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No, much as I was flattered
by the invitation from your colleague,
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I'm just not sure we're at the
sit-together-through-boring-stuff stage.
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I have never actually been
at that stage, and I've been married.
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I don't know where the bathroom is.
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Down the hall, on the left.
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Oh, my God. Look at her legs.
-Not a word.
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Congratulations.
-Go.
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Okay, I'm gonna...
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But seriously, I'm super happy for you.
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This is really inspiring.
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I didn't think I'd be able to have sex
when I got old...
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Go.
-...but I'm gonna fuck forever.
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This is awesome.
-Stop it. Go.
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It's nice to have you working here.
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The exciting world
of corporate accounting.
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Hope you're having a little fun.
-Are you kidding me, Dad?
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I love scanning these documents.
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If you let me do this when I was a kid,
I probably never would've played football.
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Yeah, okay.
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I appreciate the job, Dad. Thank you.
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Son.
I'm just glad to see you doing so well.
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Good. Keep it up.
-Yes, sir.
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Now that I got a job,
I can finally give you this.
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No prouder moment for a therapist
than when his patient pays him rent.
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Is there any way you can be happy for me
and still mad at him?
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Yeah, I can do that. Good on you, kid.
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What's the matter with you?
-So many things, Paul.
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Hey, listen,
I was thinking about your award.
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Why is everybody obsessing
about this goddamn award?
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What award?
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Paul's been nominated for a Grouchy.
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They give it to whoever can spend
the most time pissed off
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for absolutely no reason.
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You got this in the bag, Paul.
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All right, look, they give you
these career achievement things
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at the last possible moment,
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when they still think you can make
a speech and not just stumble up there
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and go, "Blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah," and shit yourself.
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If that happens, standing ovation.
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My life is over.
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And the cherry on the top is
my daughter thinks I'm a selfish prick.
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Look, these things you're talking about,
they're just roadblocks, right?
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You gotta blow through 'em.
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What if you invited Meg and her family
to Vegas to celebrate with you?
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What are you, nuts?
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Meg's barely talking to me,
and Mason is ten years old.
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What's he gonna do, gamble and whore?
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Hey, Vegas is for families now.
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So what he's saying is you and your
grandson could gamble and whore together.
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He'd never be able to keep up.
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I go hard.
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Thanks for coming.
-Yeah, well, I'm here for one reason only.
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Was that me in the painting or what?
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Yeah, it was you.
-What did you say?
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It's you.
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Thank you. Hearing a man say I'm right
really greases my fucking peach, dude.
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I should've said it more often.
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Listen, about what I said
at the art gallery, I do regret it.
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But I forgave myself.
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I went on a whole-ass journey.
It took less than two minutes.
244
00:14:28,410 --> 00:14:31,622
But that show was sick.
And it is nice to see you killing it.
245
00:14:32,414 --> 00:14:33,415
Thanks.
246
00:14:35,501 --> 00:14:37,294
Reminds me of who you were
when we first met.
247
00:14:38,504 --> 00:14:41,006
Do you think we could ever try again?
-Excuse me?
248
00:14:41,006 --> 00:14:44,426
What? I don't think we ever fell
out of love. I just fucked things up.
249
00:14:45,594 --> 00:14:49,598
I mean, you're still the funniest,
sexiest woman I've ever seen.
250
00:14:50,474 --> 00:14:54,520
Oh, God. I'm so annoyed this is working.
251
00:14:55,604 --> 00:14:56,730
Wanna get out of here?
252
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:03,403
Wow. Yeah.
253
00:15:04,196 --> 00:15:05,697
Yeah, that'll work for me.
254
00:15:07,449 --> 00:15:09,243
Shit, I can't believe
we're doing this again.
255
00:15:09,243 --> 00:15:11,328
Well, it makes sense, you know?
256
00:15:11,328 --> 00:15:14,331
I mean, once you crack the sex seal,
you're gonna keep doing it.
257
00:15:14,331 --> 00:15:16,458
Yeah.
-Plus, I'm really good at it...
258
00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:18,877
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
-...since I started Zumba. Yeah.
259
00:15:20,254 --> 00:15:21,088
We're a good fit.
260
00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:23,340
Really? You think, like,
penis-vagina alignment?
261
00:15:23,340 --> 00:15:25,467
I mean, it is-- It's snug down there.
262
00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:26,426
Thank you.
263
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:27,761
Well, that's both of us.
-What?
264
00:15:28,971 --> 00:15:30,430
Griffins.
265
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,307
You fucking saved my ass earlier.
266
00:15:32,307 --> 00:15:34,768
I mean, I was this close
to taking Nico to pound town.
267
00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:37,354
I mean, he was talking about
how much he changed for me
268
00:15:37,354 --> 00:15:38,730
and how he's still sober,
269
00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:41,316
and how sexy I was,
which you know I love that.
270
00:15:41,316 --> 00:15:43,485
You do fucking look sexy.
-Oh, my God. Thank you.
271
00:15:43,485 --> 00:15:45,112
Yeah.
-Still, what was I thinking?
272
00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:47,072
I missed out on so much
to get him through rehab.
273
00:15:47,072 --> 00:15:50,617
Like, I passed up a teaching job.
I ditched conferences.
274
00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:54,162
I lost out on so many opportunities
just to make sure he was okay.
275
00:15:56,039 --> 00:15:57,791
So thank you for your safe, safe dick.
276
00:15:58,876 --> 00:15:59,960
Yeah. You're welcome.
277
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:06,925
He wouldn't like it if I told you, but
my dick doesn't like to be called "safe."
278
00:16:07,718 --> 00:16:10,429
What about, like, maybe "bold"
or "majestic"?
279
00:16:10,429 --> 00:16:12,222
What about "decent"?
280
00:16:12,222 --> 00:16:13,765
"Consistent"?
281
00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:15,017
How about...
282
00:16:16,268 --> 00:16:17,728
"working-class dick"?
283
00:16:22,107 --> 00:16:25,527
Yeah, he likes it. He likes it.
-Oh, shit. He loves it.
284
00:16:25,527 --> 00:16:29,031
I like that.
I gotta consult with me union.
285
00:16:34,119 --> 00:16:35,287
Hey, babe.
-Hey.
286
00:16:35,287 --> 00:16:36,705
Wanna go with me to get the mail?
287
00:16:36,705 --> 00:16:39,875
You want me to walk with you
to the end of the driveway?
288
00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:41,084
And back.
289
00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:45,464
Hey, guys.
-Hey. Hey, guys.
290
00:16:45,464 --> 00:16:46,548
Kill me.
291
00:16:47,299 --> 00:16:50,135
If Liz said she'd help with your
catering thing, why don't you ask her?
292
00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:51,970
Nah, we were just joking around.
293
00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:54,097
Besides,
I got a new job working with my dad.
294
00:16:55,516 --> 00:16:56,975
How's that going?
295
00:16:56,975 --> 00:16:59,019
I am very grateful for the opportunity.
296
00:16:59,728 --> 00:17:00,729
Oh, damn.
297
00:17:03,607 --> 00:17:05,442
You ever look at this tree?
298
00:17:06,234 --> 00:17:07,819
Her graceful trunk.
299
00:17:09,363 --> 00:17:11,031
Her sturdy limbs.
300
00:17:12,241 --> 00:17:13,575
She's beautiful.
301
00:17:13,575 --> 00:17:15,618
Derek, do you wanna fuck that tree?
302
00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:16,744
I don't think it's legal.
303
00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:18,997
Please tell me
that's not what's stopping you.
304
00:17:20,332 --> 00:17:23,417
Okay. I'm gonna help get Liz on board.
305
00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:26,922
We can get Gaby to help.
Plus, I've got a rock.
306
00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:30,968
I'ma need you to connect some more dots.
307
00:17:30,968 --> 00:17:34,346
Liz gives all her best polished rocks
to the people she loves the most.
308
00:17:34,346 --> 00:17:39,268
She's only given one to me,
Derek and two of her three sons.
309
00:17:40,936 --> 00:17:44,314
So, the ceremony will start,
and then I'll give the opening remarks.
310
00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:47,693
Sure you wanna hear this now?
You don't wanna be surprised?
311
00:17:47,693 --> 00:17:50,112
Yeah, I'm good not being surprised.
-Okay.
312
00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:53,031
So, I'll be standing right next to you.
313
00:17:53,031 --> 00:17:56,285
Liz is the audience.
Whenever you're ready.
314
00:17:56,285 --> 00:17:59,162
Are you gonna be this close?
-I'll probably be this close.
315
00:18:00,122 --> 00:18:01,540
Charlie will be right here.
316
00:18:01,540 --> 00:18:03,917
Don't worry about him.
He'll be looking at me.
317
00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:05,460
Okay.
318
00:18:05,460 --> 00:18:07,963
Yes. Up top. You got this, buddy.
319
00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:10,549
That's Charlie.
-He'll like that.
320
00:18:11,466 --> 00:18:12,551
Just wanna-- Give me a second
321
00:18:12,551 --> 00:18:14,761
'cause I worked really hard on this.
-Yeah.
322
00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:16,471
Yes, yes, yes.
323
00:18:17,389 --> 00:18:18,390
Oh, man.
324
00:18:18,390 --> 00:18:21,685
Yeah, this definitely reminds me
of when you married Tia and I.
325
00:18:21,685 --> 00:18:23,604
Tia and me.
-Nobody cares, Liz.
326
00:18:23,604 --> 00:18:25,939
No, it's wrong.
-Come on back.
327
00:18:27,566 --> 00:18:28,567
"Marriage."
328
00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:34,781
I need a second.
329
00:18:35,824 --> 00:18:37,993
Wow.
-This, not good.
330
00:18:37,993 --> 00:18:40,913
No, although now I'm really
looking forward to this wedding.
331
00:18:41,496 --> 00:18:43,749
I just gotta shake it off.
I'm good. Gotta get loose.
332
00:18:43,749 --> 00:18:44,875
Yeah.
333
00:18:45,459 --> 00:18:46,627
In high school basketball,
334
00:18:46,627 --> 00:18:49,171
when someone would talk shit to me,
it would really motivate me.
335
00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:51,590
Will you pretend like you don't think
I'm gonna be able to do this?
336
00:18:51,590 --> 00:18:53,842
Don't have to pretend. This is a disaster.
337
00:18:53,842 --> 00:18:55,552
Okay, fuck you, Liz.
-Yeah.
338
00:18:55,552 --> 00:18:57,930
You know what?
This time I'm just gonna read it.
339
00:18:57,930 --> 00:19:00,349
No emotion, just words.
-Yeah, that'll work.
340
00:19:02,476 --> 00:19:03,644
"Marriage"-- Nope.
341
00:19:03,644 --> 00:19:04,728
I'm fucked.
342
00:19:04,728 --> 00:19:05,854
Without a drop of lube.
343
00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:09,233
Liz. Normally funny, not today.
344
00:19:09,233 --> 00:19:10,734
Today it's a little funny.
345
00:19:10,734 --> 00:19:13,904
Not today. Too stressed.
My parents arrived yesterday.
346
00:19:13,904 --> 00:19:16,532
My dad's already asked
if all gay couples kiss at the end
347
00:19:16,532 --> 00:19:17,908
or if some bump fists.
348
00:19:17,908 --> 00:19:19,076
Brian, Brian, calm down.
349
00:19:19,076 --> 00:19:21,703
I freaked out a bit,
but I promise you I'm gonna get there.
350
00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:25,207
Marriage.
351
00:19:26,041 --> 00:19:28,627
Fuck you, Liz! This isn't about you!
-Man.
352
00:19:28,627 --> 00:19:31,421
This is about Brian
and imaginary Charlie and I.
353
00:19:31,421 --> 00:19:33,507
Me.
-Liz, don't provoke me!
354
00:19:33,507 --> 00:19:35,050
You're supposed to be the audience.
355
00:19:35,050 --> 00:19:38,345
So unless the audience is
a group of blueberry-eating assholes,
356
00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:39,471
you're not in character.
357
00:19:39,471 --> 00:19:41,431
Fuck you!
-Take a walk. She's not worth it.
358
00:19:41,431 --> 00:19:42,891
Fuck you, Liz.
359
00:19:42,891 --> 00:19:46,144
You are not gonna ruin the best day
of my life, you grammar witch.
360
00:19:47,604 --> 00:19:49,231
These are good blueberries.
361
00:19:49,231 --> 00:19:52,025
How you feeling?
-I'm feeling good.
362
00:19:52,025 --> 00:19:54,194
Feeling fine. That's not why I called.
363
00:19:55,487 --> 00:19:56,405
I--
364
00:19:57,197 --> 00:19:58,615
I know it's the worst place in the world,
365
00:19:58,615 --> 00:20:00,742
but what are your feelings
about Las Vegas?
366
00:20:01,702 --> 00:20:06,081
Well, don't judge me,
but I fucking love it.
367
00:20:06,665 --> 00:20:07,916
I do too.
368
00:20:09,626 --> 00:20:12,796
I was wondering if you and Mason and Dave
369
00:20:12,796 --> 00:20:14,590
could join me there this weekend.
370
00:20:15,174 --> 00:20:16,633
My treat.
-Wow.
371
00:20:19,428 --> 00:20:20,846
Shoot, we can't.
372
00:20:20,846 --> 00:20:22,514
Sorry.
373
00:20:22,514 --> 00:20:24,808
Mason's got a school play this Saturday.
374
00:20:26,727 --> 00:20:29,813
Okay, well,
how about if you could come Sunday?
375
00:20:29,813 --> 00:20:33,483
I could stay an extra couple days.
-Why does it have to be this weekend?
376
00:20:33,483 --> 00:20:37,362
It's no big deal, but I'm getting this
lifetime achievement thing from the APA--
377
00:20:37,362 --> 00:20:41,158
Right. No, I almost forgot.
Work first, everything else second.
378
00:20:41,158 --> 00:20:43,535
No. Come on. Let me start over.
-I gotta go, Dad.
379
00:20:43,535 --> 00:20:45,329
It could be any weekend.
-I gotta go.
380
00:20:50,751 --> 00:20:51,752
Fuck.
381
00:20:59,593 --> 00:21:03,013
You don't know nothing about nothing,
and you give horrible advice.
382
00:21:04,181 --> 00:21:05,390
One of your patients?
383
00:21:06,225 --> 00:21:09,102
No, that's my boss and mentor. Yeah.
384
00:21:12,022 --> 00:21:12,856
Hi, Paul.
385
00:21:14,399 --> 00:21:18,820
Paul, are you in a good enough mood
for me to ask you for an annoying favor?
386
00:21:21,573 --> 00:21:23,158
No.
-Okay, well, I don't care.
387
00:21:23,158 --> 00:21:24,284
I'm gonna do it anyway.
388
00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:29,915
I'm applying for a professorship.
-A professorship?
389
00:21:31,416 --> 00:21:34,211
Gaby,
academia is the fifth circle of hell.
390
00:21:34,211 --> 00:21:39,842
It goes babies, musicals,
magic, kale, academia.
391
00:21:39,842 --> 00:21:42,344
Don't come for magic.
You know I went to magic camp, okay?
392
00:21:42,344 --> 00:21:44,346
I can pull shit out of your ears
that would astound you.
393
00:21:44,346 --> 00:21:46,348
Leave my ears alone.
-Okay.
394
00:21:47,516 --> 00:21:48,433
What do you want?
395
00:21:49,017 --> 00:21:51,186
I was wondering
if you could write me a recommendation.
396
00:21:51,186 --> 00:21:53,480
Why are you chasing a professorship?
397
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:56,483
Because even with my current patient
roster, I still have the bandwidth.
398
00:21:56,483 --> 00:21:57,901
And we've talked about this.
399
00:21:57,901 --> 00:22:01,154
More teachers that look like me
mean more therapists that look like me.
400
00:22:01,154 --> 00:22:03,657
And I'm not talking about tall
and hot as shit.
401
00:22:03,657 --> 00:22:04,741
I'm talking about--
402
00:22:04,741 --> 00:22:05,826
Black.
-Exactly.
403
00:22:05,826 --> 00:22:09,413
Plus, with all this safe dick I'm getting,
I got plenty of time.
404
00:22:10,539 --> 00:22:11,456
What is safe dick?
405
00:22:11,456 --> 00:22:14,418
Simple, uncomplicated sex
that doesn't ruin your life.
406
00:22:14,418 --> 00:22:15,377
So, Julie--
407
00:22:16,128 --> 00:22:17,171
Easy.
408
00:22:17,754 --> 00:22:22,926
Even though she is a woman,
could be thought of as "safe dick"?
409
00:22:22,926 --> 00:22:24,094
Sure.
410
00:22:24,094 --> 00:22:25,179
Cool.
411
00:22:27,639 --> 00:22:30,267
Write whatever recommendation you want,
and I'll sign it.
412
00:22:30,767 --> 00:22:33,395
Are you sure I'm not putting you out?
I could sign it for you too.
413
00:22:33,395 --> 00:22:34,479
Awesome.
414
00:22:38,734 --> 00:22:40,861
Isn't this place great?
-Very nice.
415
00:22:40,861 --> 00:22:43,155
It's a small wedding,
so we're only gonna spend a million.
416
00:22:43,822 --> 00:22:46,158
Really?
-He doesn't always get sarcasm.
417
00:22:47,492 --> 00:22:49,620
Brian says that about anyone
who doesn't like his jokes.
418
00:22:57,961 --> 00:22:59,379
There's the wedding planner.
-Hey.
419
00:22:59,379 --> 00:23:00,881
Be back in a sec.
-Okay.
420
00:23:02,716 --> 00:23:03,717
I like him.
421
00:23:04,218 --> 00:23:05,219
Me too.
422
00:23:07,054 --> 00:23:08,639
I'm really glad you're here.
423
00:23:08,639 --> 00:23:10,015
I wouldn't miss it.
424
00:23:12,100 --> 00:23:14,561
So are you gonna go with
the classic tuxedo look?
425
00:23:15,646 --> 00:23:18,524
A classic tuxedo
will be one of my outfits, yes.
426
00:23:19,316 --> 00:23:20,901
There'll be costume changes?
427
00:23:20,901 --> 00:23:23,028
Yeah, just like my 16th birthday.
428
00:23:23,737 --> 00:23:25,614
So, hey, been meaning to ask you...
429
00:23:27,366 --> 00:23:31,078
Jimmy was supposed to be my best man,
but now he's performing the ceremony,
430
00:23:31,078 --> 00:23:32,162
and...
431
00:23:34,581 --> 00:23:36,166
I was hoping you'd stand up there with me.
432
00:23:39,461 --> 00:23:42,256
Well, that's nice of you to ask, Brian.
433
00:23:43,257 --> 00:23:44,258
But, you know, I'd--
434
00:23:45,843 --> 00:23:48,011
I'd be happier just sitting with your mom.
435
00:23:49,346 --> 00:23:51,265
Course. Yeah. No problem.
436
00:24:02,526 --> 00:24:05,487
Being grounded sucks,
but he's been around.
437
00:24:05,487 --> 00:24:08,282
You know, checking my homework,
making dinner.
438
00:24:08,282 --> 00:24:09,366
Total dad mode.
439
00:24:09,992 --> 00:24:12,244
And that's good, right?
-Yeah.
440
00:24:15,038 --> 00:24:16,290
Give me my hat back.
441
00:24:16,290 --> 00:24:18,625
You told me to wear it
'cause it's hot and sunny.
442
00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:19,918
But now I'm hot.
443
00:24:21,211 --> 00:24:22,212
Okay, damn.
444
00:24:22,212 --> 00:24:23,213
Hey.
445
00:24:23,797 --> 00:24:25,174
Hey.
-Am I interrupting?
446
00:24:25,174 --> 00:24:27,301
We just finished.
-Okay, cool.
447
00:24:27,301 --> 00:24:28,844
Am I allowed to make fun of the hat?
448
00:24:29,761 --> 00:24:30,679
I wouldn't.
449
00:24:30,679 --> 00:24:33,056
You want a lift?
I'm gonna visit Mom, if you wanna come.
450
00:24:33,849 --> 00:24:35,976
No, I biked.
Plus, I have to help Sean with something.
451
00:24:35,976 --> 00:24:37,144
Yeah.
-You good?
452
00:24:37,144 --> 00:24:38,228
So good.
453
00:24:38,228 --> 00:24:39,313
Okay.
454
00:24:40,439 --> 00:24:42,482
Paul, before you get back
to that newsroom from the '40s--
455
00:24:43,066 --> 00:24:45,110
Sorry, you always call me on my shit.
456
00:24:47,070 --> 00:24:48,780
I think it's time for me
to return the favor.
457
00:24:48,780 --> 00:24:50,741
Think I'll pass.
-You don't get to pass.
458
00:24:50,741 --> 00:24:52,075
Oh, damn.
459
00:24:52,075 --> 00:24:55,412
Look, you invited Meg to Vegas.
You got burned. It sucks.
460
00:24:55,412 --> 00:24:57,497
But you know what?
At least you let her know how you feel.
461
00:24:57,497 --> 00:24:58,916
And you gotta keep doing that.
462
00:24:58,916 --> 00:25:00,000
He's right.
463
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,585
Who asked you? Or you?
464
00:25:02,336 --> 00:25:05,130
The weekend with Meg fell apart
'cause of the award thing.
465
00:25:05,130 --> 00:25:09,176
But they can just mail me
the stupid thing.
466
00:25:09,176 --> 00:25:12,888
Jesus, now you're not gonna go?
You're being honored, Paul.
467
00:25:12,888 --> 00:25:14,431
Come on. I'll go with you.
468
00:25:14,431 --> 00:25:16,099
That's not exactly a selling point.
469
00:25:17,226 --> 00:25:21,605
What about this doctor
that you're having S-E-X with?
470
00:25:22,147 --> 00:25:26,193
You're sleeping with your doctor?
Oh, my God. Is she cute? Do you like her?
471
00:25:26,193 --> 00:25:27,569
Gaby says that he does.
472
00:25:27,569 --> 00:25:32,032
Gaby also says,
and I quote, "Her legs are insane!"
473
00:25:32,032 --> 00:25:34,368
Okay.
-Fucking Gaby.
474
00:25:34,368 --> 00:25:36,078
You like her, Paul. Ask her.
475
00:25:36,078 --> 00:25:38,330
Why is it so hard
for you to be vulnerable?
476
00:25:38,330 --> 00:25:40,541
This whole Fortress of Solitude thing,
477
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:42,876
it's getting old.
478
00:25:43,585 --> 00:25:47,130
Sometimes you gotta put yourself
out there. Make a big gesture.
479
00:25:47,881 --> 00:25:49,258
People love a big gesture.
480
00:25:49,258 --> 00:25:51,134
Huge gesture.
481
00:25:52,010 --> 00:25:54,972
Are you done?
-Only if you're gonna listen to me.
482
00:25:54,972 --> 00:25:57,307
Then we're in a tricky spot.
483
00:25:58,100 --> 00:25:59,101
You know I'm right.
484
00:26:01,144 --> 00:26:03,438
It felt fucking good to say that to you.
485
00:26:03,438 --> 00:26:05,816
Hey, I love you both.
486
00:26:05,816 --> 00:26:06,900
Bye.
487
00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:11,321
Come on.
488
00:26:12,030 --> 00:26:13,490
I told you he's doing better.
489
00:26:15,951 --> 00:26:17,244
It's fucking annoying.
490
00:26:23,166 --> 00:26:27,754
So, I see you are serious
about White Guilt Catering.
491
00:26:27,754 --> 00:26:30,674
I'm not sure I settled on the name,
but yeah.
492
00:26:30,674 --> 00:26:32,426
I need investors,
and you said you were in.
493
00:26:32,426 --> 00:26:35,429
We were kidding around,
and now you're pretending we weren't?
494
00:26:35,429 --> 00:26:38,223
I was, but now I'm getting kinda scared.
495
00:26:38,807 --> 00:26:40,434
Hey, you're okay.
496
00:26:40,434 --> 00:26:41,894
You're in on this?
-Yeah.
497
00:26:41,894 --> 00:26:43,937
I love to support small Black businesses.
498
00:26:43,937 --> 00:26:45,647
What businesses do you support?
499
00:26:45,647 --> 00:26:47,107
I am a Black business.
500
00:26:47,733 --> 00:26:49,943
It's a lot of money.
I would have to talk to Derek.
501
00:26:49,943 --> 00:26:51,862
Everyone, calm down.
-Okay, copy that.
502
00:26:51,862 --> 00:26:53,822
Hey, D-Train.
503
00:26:55,490 --> 00:26:56,491
What up, G-Spot?
504
00:26:56,491 --> 00:26:59,036
You cool if Liz gave 20 grand
to Sean's new catering business?
505
00:27:00,412 --> 00:27:01,413
Sure.
506
00:27:02,122 --> 00:27:05,584
Took a while for him to come around,
but he did. You in?
507
00:27:06,084 --> 00:27:09,254
I don't know. I'm super busy right now.
508
00:27:09,796 --> 00:27:11,590
Liz, remember when you gave this to me?
509
00:27:11,590 --> 00:27:13,300
You're invoking the rock?
510
00:27:14,510 --> 00:27:15,802
That's a pretty-ass rock.
511
00:27:16,553 --> 00:27:19,348
I want one.
-No, you haven't earned it, "G-Spot."
512
00:27:20,516 --> 00:27:22,309
You gave it to me when Mom died,
513
00:27:22,309 --> 00:27:25,646
and you said that it meant
that you love me
514
00:27:25,646 --> 00:27:27,189
and that you'd always have my back.
515
00:27:27,189 --> 00:27:30,651
And this last year, you've shown up for me
over and over again,
516
00:27:31,318 --> 00:27:34,071
and I'm so grateful, so thank you.
517
00:27:34,696 --> 00:27:35,697
You're welcome.
518
00:27:36,281 --> 00:27:37,616
And maybe it's unfair to ask,
519
00:27:37,616 --> 00:27:39,701
but I was wondering if you could
show up for me one more time
520
00:27:39,701 --> 00:27:41,119
and help out with Sean.
521
00:27:42,579 --> 00:27:45,332
That is the most manipulative
you've ever been.
522
00:27:45,332 --> 00:27:46,834
Yeah, that was good shit.
523
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:49,461
So?
524
00:27:51,255 --> 00:27:52,256
Let's do it.
525
00:27:52,256 --> 00:27:54,633
Yes!
-Yay!
526
00:27:54,633 --> 00:27:55,926
All right.
-There it is.
527
00:27:57,177 --> 00:28:00,973
You know what? I could help
with marketing, PR. I'm great at merch.
528
00:28:00,973 --> 00:28:03,100
That's the best part.
You don't need to get involved.
529
00:28:03,100 --> 00:28:04,601
I'll take care of everything.
530
00:28:06,395 --> 00:28:08,564
Cool.
-Thank you.
531
00:28:08,564 --> 00:28:09,815
Good job.
532
00:28:09,815 --> 00:28:11,733
You're the best. Thank you.
-You rock, Liz.
533
00:28:15,863 --> 00:28:18,073
Hey. Come here.
534
00:28:20,325 --> 00:28:22,661
You get your little feelings hurt? Sorry.
535
00:28:25,914 --> 00:28:27,666
Let me get one of those rocks.
-No.
536
00:28:27,666 --> 00:28:29,001
Come on. Don't be like that.
537
00:28:29,001 --> 00:28:30,586
No, you played me today.
538
00:28:43,182 --> 00:28:45,392
Hi.
-Hey.
539
00:28:46,643 --> 00:28:49,605
Would you like to go away
with me for the weekend?
540
00:28:50,189 --> 00:28:51,023
When?
541
00:28:52,649 --> 00:28:53,859
Now.
542
00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:58,238
You know
you're a ridiculous person, right?
543
00:28:59,865 --> 00:29:00,866
Yeah.
544
00:29:06,121 --> 00:29:08,624
Okay. If anyone asks,
you invited me a week ago,
545
00:29:08,624 --> 00:29:11,585
and I deliberated a great deal.
546
00:29:11,585 --> 00:29:12,669
Okay.
547
00:29:12,669 --> 00:29:15,380
Give me five minutes.
-You got it.
548
00:29:22,971 --> 00:29:24,306
You still got it, man.
549
00:29:31,522 --> 00:29:32,523
Hey, you.
550
00:29:34,441 --> 00:29:35,442
Okay.
551
00:29:36,443 --> 00:29:39,780
Oh, my God. They're beautiful.
-Yeah?
552
00:29:39,780 --> 00:29:42,616
I had to make up
for last year's birthday debacle.
553
00:29:42,616 --> 00:29:45,619
I really did think
we'd both love a gigantic television.
554
00:29:45,619 --> 00:29:49,164
Anyways, happy birthday. I love you.
555
00:30:12,271 --> 00:30:13,272
Let me fix you.
556
00:30:13,939 --> 00:30:15,858
We're late.
-No, it's gonna be perfect.
557
00:30:15,858 --> 00:30:17,442
You know what you're going to say?
558
00:30:18,777 --> 00:30:20,028
I'll just wing it.
559
00:30:40,340 --> 00:30:42,259
Excuse me.
-Yeah, sure.
560
00:30:43,677 --> 00:30:45,053
Are these seats taken?
561
00:30:46,722 --> 00:30:47,973
Dad, what are you doing here?
562
00:30:47,973 --> 00:30:49,850
Vegas is too hot.
563
00:30:50,601 --> 00:30:53,270
Besides, I love fourth-grade musicals.
564
00:30:54,813 --> 00:30:56,398
Dave.
-Paul.
565
00:31:06,992 --> 00:31:08,368
So which one is yours?
566
00:31:08,368 --> 00:31:10,204
I think it's the big gray mouse.
567
00:31:11,121 --> 00:31:13,457
It's an elephant, Dad.
-It's an elephant?
568
00:31:13,457 --> 00:31:16,627
The big gray mouse that's an elephant.
-Good-looking elephant.
569
00:31:16,627 --> 00:31:18,212
Yeah, he's a good-looking boy.
570
00:31:18,212 --> 00:31:20,589
Behold, the mighty jungle.
571
00:31:25,677 --> 00:31:26,970
I knew you liked her.
572
00:31:27,554 --> 00:31:28,847
She's not with me.
573
00:32:13,392 --> 00:32:14,351
You're up!
574
00:32:14,351 --> 00:32:17,104
Good. Okay, hi. I wanna show you a song.
575
00:32:17,104 --> 00:32:19,481
Holy shit. Listening parties are back.
576
00:32:20,232 --> 00:32:22,609
Okay, this is gonna put you
in a good mood immediately.
577
00:32:22,609 --> 00:32:23,694
Okay.
578
00:32:31,785 --> 00:32:33,579
Okay. I get the appeal.
579
00:32:40,586 --> 00:32:42,754
Don't ruin it for me.
-Okay. All right.
580
00:32:42,754 --> 00:32:43,839
Okay. Thank you.
581
00:32:45,132 --> 00:32:47,593
We play this on the bus
on the way to away games.
582
00:32:47,593 --> 00:32:52,347
Oh, my God. Summer gets so hyped,
she crushed a Gatorade bottle on her head.
583
00:32:52,347 --> 00:32:54,349
Oh, my God. That is so Summer.
584
00:32:54,892 --> 00:32:56,101
So Summer.
-Tell her to never change.
585
00:33:12,242 --> 00:33:16,663
Hey, when is your next game?
-I think next Tuesday. Let's see.
586
00:33:21,585 --> 00:33:22,586
Oh, shit.
587
00:33:24,713 --> 00:33:26,089
We forgot Mom's birthday.
588
00:33:30,719 --> 00:33:31,803
No, I--
589
00:33:35,432 --> 00:33:36,725
Oh, my God.
590
00:33:36,725 --> 00:33:38,644
You asked me
if I wanted to visit her yesterday.
591
00:33:39,853 --> 00:33:41,063
I did.
592
00:33:42,481 --> 00:33:43,982
We didn't forget. I forgot.
593
00:33:43,982 --> 00:33:47,903
I forgot. Fuck!
Oh, my God. Why didn't you tell me?
594
00:33:47,903 --> 00:33:50,864
I thought that maybe you knew,
and you just wanted some space.
595
00:33:50,864 --> 00:33:53,742
Shit! I'm such a piece of shit.
-No.
596
00:33:53,742 --> 00:33:55,494
No, sweetie.
-What's wrong with me?
597
00:33:55,494 --> 00:33:57,079
How did I forget? I forgot--
598
00:33:57,663 --> 00:33:59,122
It was a mistake.
599
00:34:00,374 --> 00:34:01,333
Honey, look at me.
600
00:34:03,293 --> 00:34:04,503
It's okay.
601
00:34:05,087 --> 00:34:06,088
No, it's not.
602
00:34:07,089 --> 00:34:08,297
Alice.
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