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I barely slept. You snored like crazy.
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That's impossible. I don't snore.
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Right. Must've been me.
-Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Bye.
-Bye.
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Hey. How goes it, Derek?
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Great! My wife has no faults.
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Happy for you, man.
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Morning. What's going on?
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So you were right
about Alice crushing on Sean.
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Wait, don't move. Don't move.
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Jesus Christ.
-Oh, my God! Oh, shit!
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It's so early, Liz.
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Come on, come on.
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Fuck me.
-Come, come, come.
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We fucking told you.
-We were supposed to say it together.
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I'm sorry. I just got--
I got so excited about roasting him.
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What are you doing here?
-Funny you should ask.
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Last night, we got pretty twisted...
-"Shmammered."
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...and I would feel
pretty self-conscious about it,
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but I feel like this was meant to be.
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It's like God had a plan
for you to see Jimmy eat shit.
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Wow.
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You know what? Go ahead and gloat
because the longer you do,
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the later you are
to pick up Paul for work.
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Oh, fuck! Oh, no!
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Yeah. Drive safe, you asshole.
-Shut up!
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Hope he's so mad, he woofs at you!
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Sometimes Paul gets so mad,
he woofs at you.
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Okay. Listen, you trust Sean, right?
-I do, yeah.
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So don't sweat this crush thing.
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I know. I mean, I will.
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But don't.
-Thanks, Liz.
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Your husband's asleep in the driveway.
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He's not bothering anybody.
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Just trying to be a good grandfather.
What can I get for his birthday?
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Did you get Doritos?
-What? Yes, I got Doritos.
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What?
-Mason wants Doritos.
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For his birthday?
-No,
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he wants a Switch.
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What the fuck is a Switch?
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It's a gaming console
that all of his friends have.
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Why don't I get him some money?
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He likes money, doesn't he?
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Sure. Great.
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Where is she?
-Where's who, Dad?
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Oh, my co-worker's been driving me
to work, and she's not here.
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Why is she driving you to work?
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She wants company.
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And she chose you?
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I'm fun in a car. I do punch buggy.
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Come on. What is going on?
Is everything okay?
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Nothing's going on.
My car's in the shop, that's all.
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Wait. She's here.
-Dad.
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I'll talk to you later.
-Bye.
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Oh, my gosh. Paul, I'm so, so sorry.
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I just need to take a quick shower
and change my clothes,
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and then I'm gonna make a green juice.
Do you want one? I'm so sorry.
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Woof.
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It's awful.
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You're crazy. I think it's cute.
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Hey. How are you two?
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Sean hates his new license photo.
Tell him it's good.
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Okay.
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Sean,
you look great in this license photo.
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Your cheekbones are poppin'.
Poppin', poppin'.
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And the fact that you're an organ donor
makes you even hotter.
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Why do you have to make things so weird?
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I-- It was a-- It was a weird assignment.
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Dude!
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You okay?
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Yeah, it's my dad.
He keeps hitting me up to get together.
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One minute, he's kicking me out.
The next, he being all nice and shit.
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Sean, you should stay mad at your dad
for as long as you can.
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Really?
-No.
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Don't do that. It's annoying.
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Look, I relate--
I'm in a really dysfunctional relationship
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with Paul at the moment.
But you know what?
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Neither of us are getting anywhere
just sitting here being resentful, right?
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I mean, I kinda like it.
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I know. It's so good.
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But maybe we gotta, like,
dive in, you know?
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Get things moving forward.
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You think I should see my dad?
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Yeah, why not?
You know what, let's be brave.
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You and me, okay?
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We'll grab these relationships
by the balls, right?
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Like--
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Still so fucking weird.
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It's pretty weird, man.
-Yeah.
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I mean, it's weird when you--
when I see it.
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And when I confronted him
about the cheating, he wasn't even sorry.
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He was like, "Yeah, so? She's hot."
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That was a dream. It never happened.
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Yes, but where did my subconscious
get the idea?
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Okay, yeah. Donna,
I'm gonna have to side with Mark here.
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Don't celebrate.
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Can I have just, like, a little joy?
-No.
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And Donna, the dream thing.
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Why don't you just take a nap
and see if dream Mark apologizes?
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He won't. Dream Mark is an asshole.
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Well, in my dreams, you're awesome.
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The only difference is
your hands are pizza slices
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that regenerate when I eat them.
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We're done with dreams, all right?
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No more talking about dreams
for the rest of this session.
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You lived together for years
before you got married,
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and you never argued this much.
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She wasn't as crazy.
-That's not helpful.
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Point for me.
-Don't do that.
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There is no point system.
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I don't know where you guys
picked that up, so please stop.
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Listen,
when you guys were living together,
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I think you guys knew subconsciously
that you could leave.
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But now you're married,
so all of your issues just get magnified.
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I think the best thing for you two to do
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is share your insecurities with each other
and process them together.
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Do you and your husband do that?
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You betcha.
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"You betcha"?
Who the fuck says "you betcha"?
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Reba McEntire.
-True.
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You know, what I should've said was,
"Marriage is a big-ass pit of misery,
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and that's why I got divorced
because it slowly sucks away your soul
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until you wake up one day and you don't
even recognize yourself in the mirror."
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That's what the fuck I should've said.
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No, you shouldn't say that. That's stupid.
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Come on, Paul. Cheer me up a little bit.
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Please.
-Gaby.
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Marriage is an institution that was
created back when people died young.
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It was built on land ownership,
and procreation.
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These days, it's mainly used
to subjugate women and sell air fryers.
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God. You suck at pep talks, you know that?
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Yeah, I do.
-That's okay, though,
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'cause it takes the sting out of the fact
that you're Jimmy's mentor and not mine.
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I'm not Jimmy's mentor.
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You are, and you love it.
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You know, when I started here,
you and Jimmy were already tight.
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You know, cool white guys talking about
how much you guys like Nina Simone.
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I love Nina Simone.
-And you know what? It's fine.
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If I had my choice,
you wouldn't be my mentor anyway.
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No?
-No.
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I would choose somebody
who looked like me.
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Well, that makes sense.
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You know, when I was in grad school,
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all my professors
were cranky, old white guys.
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I hate those guys.
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Hey, Paul. How are ya?
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Good? Good. Me too. Hey, Gabs.
Good to see ya.
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So, I was out in the hallway and I was
gonna come in and ask you for help.
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My patient, Grace, won't respond to me.
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And then it occurred to me that
you're not talking to me about patients,
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so I decided not to come in.
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Yet here you are.
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Yet here I am.
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Listen, Paul. I know you think
that I've made some bad choices,
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but can we please just move forward?
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It's the buzzer.
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I gotta be honest,
I don't love the buzzer, Paul.
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Then you should say things
that I agree with.
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Can you not do that right now?
-It's funny.
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You know what, Paul?
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I used to think
that I knew how you felt about me,
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but I guess I was wrong.
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And that's okay,
because I don't need your advice
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and I don't need your validation.
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So how about henceforth,
going forward, you and I,
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we just don't talk at all?
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'Kay.
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I don't want this. Take this.
-Bye, Paul.
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You know, you can be
a real dick sometimes, Paul.
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Sometimes?
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Bye, babe.
-Bye.
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Hey. Is this bow tie cute, or do I look
like Smithers from The Simpsons?
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It's very cute.
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You didn't even glance at me.
-I didn't?
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I am in danger of looking like
an animated character
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who's worn the same clothes
for 30 years. Please?
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Just-- Come on, look. Is it cute?
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Oh, wow.
-Is it working?
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Yes.
-Thank you!
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Yes. You are so cute.
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Thanks. You're the best.
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How'd you get so lucky, huh?
-Everything goes my way.
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What?
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Nothing. Just love you.
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Good. Everyone's here.
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Sorry to interrupt you at work,
but I have huge news. So sorry, not sorry.
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"Sorry, not sorry" is something
nobody says anymore,
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so I want you... that from your vocabulary.
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But I can still pull it off.
I have the ability to say things
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with an undercurrent of irony
so you know I'm in on the joke.
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La, la, la. Is this your fucking podcast?
Speed it up. People got shit to do.
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I guess I'm just nervous to tell you guys
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because you just split up with Nico
and Jimmy's got the...
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Dead wife.
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Yeah, but you're my closest friends,
so I'm just gonna say it.
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I'm gonna propose to Charlie.
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Seriously? Nothing? Do you hate love?
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No, no. We're happy for you, man.
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It's just that you said
you're gonna propose to Charlie
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a million times and it hasn't happened.
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So, it's just--
It's starting to feel like...
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...what's the right word for this?
-Little, itty-bitty, baby-bitch bullshit.
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Yeah, that. Exactly that.
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I have to go because I have a session
at 10 a.m.
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that's actually gonna happen.
-Zing.
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You're a monster.
-Sorry, not sorry.
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Wow, he nailed it.
-No, no.
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I take that back. I thought it was dead,
but it seems like it's got life to it.
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I'm buying the ring and then
I'm rubbing it in your fucking faces.
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It's a cool story to tell your kids.
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I'm leaving now.
-Okay.
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Walking out backwards.
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You are going to hit the door.
-Not a care in the world. Did it.
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Wow.
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All right, Graham. Go long, young blood.
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Bet.
-Yeah, keep going!
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Yes.
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You never let me skip school.
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He's only skipping art class.
Plus, he misses you.
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I miss him, too.
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You good? You look good.
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I am good. Moving forward.
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Yeah. Keep it up.
-Will do.
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Dad. Did you give him the present?
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Boom! Timing is everything.
-The present?
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Y'all got me a present?
You jumping around like that.
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What you get me? Some more socks?
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Well, your mother did all the work.
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She'd be really upset
if I didn't mention that.
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And she had your medals framed.
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Remember when things get tough,
this is who you are. A hero.
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Thanks, Pop.
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Actually, I gotta go.
-Why?
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Sean.
-Yeah. I gotta-- I love you guys.
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All right. We'll catch you next time.
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You thirsty?
-Yeah. Can I have fruit punch?
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Yeah. You look good out there.
-Thank you.
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Hey, can you cover for me with Mr. Alto?
I'm ditching class.
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Come here. I love this for you.
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00:12:26,747 --> 00:12:27,706
Ta-da.
242
00:12:28,332 --> 00:12:31,335
It's still perfect, Keith.
-It is.
243
00:12:33,170 --> 00:12:34,087
So, do you want it?
244
00:12:38,634 --> 00:12:39,801
I do not.
245
00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:42,971
How can I help you, Reggie?
What's going on?
246
00:12:42,971 --> 00:12:44,097
A few weeks ago,
247
00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:47,601
I randomly started getting
this crippling anxiety in the mornings.
248
00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:49,686
Sometimes it's hard to even leave my room.
249
00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:52,940
Are you following the routines
that we mapped out for you?
250
00:12:52,940 --> 00:12:53,899
A hundred percent.
251
00:12:53,899 --> 00:12:55,901
Anything else in your life change?
252
00:12:57,152 --> 00:12:58,278
Now that you mention it...
253
00:12:58,862 --> 00:13:00,948
What do you mean,
Chipotle has a keto bowl?
254
00:13:00,948 --> 00:13:06,036
That just makes it easier, doesn't it?
Okay. I see you, Chipotle.
255
00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:10,374
Hey.
-Hi.
256
00:13:12,084 --> 00:13:16,380
Is that a child's computer
with the stickers and all?
257
00:13:16,380 --> 00:13:19,341
We're not gonna get into the whole
sticker-laptop thing again, okay?
258
00:13:20,050 --> 00:13:23,220
What can I do for you?
-So, I just saw this old patient of mine.
259
00:13:23,220 --> 00:13:27,349
His psychopharmacologist
changed his meds for no good reason.
260
00:13:27,349 --> 00:13:29,393
Completely fucked up his brain chemistry.
261
00:13:29,393 --> 00:13:32,271
I don't know why these dipshits think--
-Wait, wait.
262
00:13:32,271 --> 00:13:33,272
Hold on.
-What?
263
00:13:33,272 --> 00:13:35,232
You never come in here
to talk to me about your patients.
264
00:13:35,232 --> 00:13:36,608
Sure. I come in here all the time.
265
00:13:36,608 --> 00:13:37,985
Only to criticize my laptop stickers
266
00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:39,736
and ask why I have
so many scrunchies on my lamp.
267
00:13:39,736 --> 00:13:42,072
Why do you have
so many scrunchies on your lamp?
268
00:13:42,072 --> 00:13:46,952
I like the way
they soften the lines of a-- Wait, no.
269
00:13:49,413 --> 00:13:50,330
Okay.
270
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,583
I know exactly
what the fuck's going on here.
271
00:13:52,583 --> 00:13:55,252
You do?
-You used to only consult with Jimmy.
272
00:13:55,252 --> 00:13:56,879
And now, you're just in here with me
273
00:13:56,879 --> 00:13:58,797
because you pushed him away
and now you miss him.
274
00:13:58,797 --> 00:14:00,924
No, I don't miss him.
-Yeah, you do.
275
00:14:00,924 --> 00:14:03,343
And I value your professional opinion.
276
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:07,764
Do you know just how bad I have wanted
to hear you say something like that?
277
00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:09,433
But not like this, okay?
278
00:14:09,433 --> 00:14:12,853
You just waltz up in here
with your "You up?" energy,
279
00:14:12,853 --> 00:14:14,938
and you expect me to drop my panties?
280
00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:17,065
What the fuck is going on here?
281
00:14:17,065 --> 00:14:20,402
I'm not your sloppy seconds.
I think you should go.
282
00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:25,699
All right? I don't even trust myself
with you for another second.
283
00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:27,534
Get. Please.
284
00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:38,003
Look, I like your scrunchies.
I just don't understand them.
285
00:14:40,964 --> 00:14:44,301
Which patie-- No, no. Bye.
286
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,640
Jimmy?
-I'm sorry, I know this is
287
00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:52,476
inappropriate, but it's the only way
I could think of to get you to talk to me.
288
00:14:52,476 --> 00:14:54,478
I'm about to show a house.
289
00:14:54,478 --> 00:14:55,812
I know. To me.
290
00:14:55,812 --> 00:14:57,481
You're Kevin Lactaid?
291
00:14:57,481 --> 00:14:59,483
I'm terrible at making up fake names.
292
00:15:00,234 --> 00:15:02,528
Look, I'm sorry I lied to you.
293
00:15:02,528 --> 00:15:04,905
What was I supposed to do?
He's my husband. I love him.
294
00:15:04,905 --> 00:15:06,907
Grace, I understand.
295
00:15:06,907 --> 00:15:08,534
I just got so embarrassed.
296
00:15:08,534 --> 00:15:10,869
'Cause you said if I was with him,
you couldn't be my therapist.
297
00:15:10,869 --> 00:15:12,329
I know that's what I said.
298
00:15:12,329 --> 00:15:15,541
Okay, look, if you need me,
I can be here for you.
299
00:15:15,541 --> 00:15:16,625
No judgment.
300
00:15:18,335 --> 00:15:19,753
Please, please.
301
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:23,757
Well, is my time still open?
-Fuck, yeah.
302
00:15:25,008 --> 00:15:26,051
I'm sorry.
303
00:15:26,552 --> 00:15:28,846
Hello? Yeah, this is him.
304
00:15:30,472 --> 00:15:32,474
Okay, I appreciate you letting me know.
305
00:15:34,309 --> 00:15:36,520
I have to go. My kid cut school.
306
00:15:37,187 --> 00:15:39,189
Don't worry.
I used to cut school all the time,
307
00:15:39,189 --> 00:15:41,984
mainly to have sex in Donny's van.
Not this Donny.
308
00:15:41,984 --> 00:15:45,112
'Cause I didn't know him in high school.
It was actually a different Donny.
309
00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:46,697
Yeah, I have to go.
310
00:15:50,158 --> 00:15:51,118
Bye.
311
00:15:51,994 --> 00:15:54,162
My dad is all over the place.
312
00:15:54,663 --> 00:15:58,292
Like, why would you ask to see me
and I still can't even come home?
313
00:15:59,293 --> 00:16:00,794
It's really fucking with my head.
314
00:16:01,545 --> 00:16:03,714
Yeah, dads are crazy.
315
00:16:04,923 --> 00:16:07,301
It's like my own father
doesn't even know who I am.
316
00:16:08,302 --> 00:16:09,303
No one does.
317
00:16:10,971 --> 00:16:11,972
I do.
318
00:16:17,102 --> 00:16:18,854
Hey, how high you think that is?
319
00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:21,690
I don't think
we're supposed to go in there.
320
00:16:23,567 --> 00:16:24,568
Yeah, aight.
321
00:16:46,131 --> 00:16:47,799
Hey, be careful.
322
00:16:50,886 --> 00:16:52,971
Holy shit.
-Sean!
323
00:16:53,639 --> 00:16:55,557
You should come up.
-No, thanks.
324
00:16:56,141 --> 00:16:56,975
Your loss.
325
00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:03,690
Sean, please come down!
326
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,567
Nah. I'm going higher.
327
00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:08,654
This isn't funny! Don't go any higher.
328
00:17:08,654 --> 00:17:11,323
Calm down. It's fun. Check this out.
329
00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:12,866
Sean!
330
00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:15,827
Holy shit! Wow!
331
00:17:16,537 --> 00:17:17,371
Fuck.
332
00:17:17,371 --> 00:17:19,122
Whoa, this is fucking crazy.
333
00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:23,167
Okay, I have to go.
334
00:17:24,002 --> 00:17:25,546
Hi. Hello.
335
00:17:25,546 --> 00:17:28,674
Your school called to tell me
that you ditched class.
336
00:17:28,674 --> 00:17:31,009
So, would you care to explain yourself,
young lady?
337
00:17:31,677 --> 00:17:33,762
Young lady?
-Yeah, that's right. I'm doing it.
338
00:17:33,762 --> 00:17:38,225
I didn't think I'd ever have to,
but now I am. Young. Lady.
339
00:17:38,225 --> 00:17:40,602
Dude, I skipped English.
And I have a 98 average.
340
00:17:40,602 --> 00:17:43,230
And tomorrow, I'll just tell him I was sad
and he won't punish me.
341
00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:45,023
And neither should you
because a month ago,
342
00:17:45,023 --> 00:17:47,109
I was cleaning your cocaine
off of a picture of Meemaw.
343
00:17:47,109 --> 00:17:48,527
So, can we move on?
344
00:17:51,029 --> 00:17:52,197
Deal.
345
00:17:54,157 --> 00:17:59,371
Where were you?
-Sean saw his dad and it set him off.
346
00:17:59,371 --> 00:18:01,290
So, we went on a walk.
347
00:18:01,290 --> 00:18:05,127
Just a walk? Just a jaunty
little walk around the neighborhood?
348
00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:07,546
I see what I'm doing with my body.
I'm gonna stop. It's weird.
349
00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:12,259
Cool dad. Talk to me.
350
00:18:12,885 --> 00:18:15,512
I'm worried about Sean.
He really freaked me out.
351
00:18:17,806 --> 00:18:20,058
I don't think I like hiking
352
00:18:20,058 --> 00:18:22,186
when I can't make people stop
and look for rocks.
353
00:18:22,186 --> 00:18:23,520
Oh, my gosh.
354
00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:28,775
Liz, for the last time,
we are not looking for rocks. All right?
355
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:31,570
She likes rocks.
-In what way?
356
00:18:31,570 --> 00:18:34,531
Don't worry about it.
Did you buy the ring?
357
00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:36,241
She told me everything.
358
00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:39,286
I am obsessed.
-Why is Liz here?
359
00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:41,330
Don't try and avoid the subject.
-What?
360
00:18:42,331 --> 00:18:44,416
Did you buy a ring?
-Yeah. Yes.
361
00:18:44,416 --> 00:18:45,876
You know what that sounds a lot like?
362
00:18:45,876 --> 00:18:47,836
No, what?
-The basketball you got Alice.
363
00:18:47,836 --> 00:18:50,005
Am I allowed to clap?
-Please let me do it with you. Please.
364
00:18:50,005 --> 00:18:52,257
What? No--
-Show us the ring!
365
00:18:52,257 --> 00:18:53,675
Okay, don't love you as friends.
366
00:18:53,675 --> 00:18:56,803
You two are annoying.
But whatever this is, it's working.
367
00:18:56,803 --> 00:19:00,641
Look, I'm just saying.
If you can't pull the trigger, then maybe
368
00:19:00,641 --> 00:19:02,684
Charlie is not the right guy for you.
-Agreed.
369
00:19:02,684 --> 00:19:05,687
You know that Charlie
is the right guy for me.
370
00:19:05,687 --> 00:19:08,232
Okay, then maybe there's some
trauma-informed avoidance going on.
371
00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:10,526
Is there?
-Maybe. Fuck, yeah.
372
00:19:10,526 --> 00:19:14,738
Okay, stop. Maybe I don't wanna
take advice about marriage
373
00:19:14,738 --> 00:19:16,740
from someone who just... You know.
374
00:19:16,740 --> 00:19:19,326
Are you divorce-shaming me, dude?
375
00:19:20,452 --> 00:19:21,411
Don't fucking dare.
376
00:19:21,411 --> 00:19:23,080
He did dare.
-I should go.
377
00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:25,582
Yeah.
-I'm sorry, Gaby. I'm sorry.
378
00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:27,584
Don't follow me.
379
00:19:29,837 --> 00:19:31,672
I know what would make you feel better.
380
00:19:32,297 --> 00:19:34,383
For the last time,
I'm not looking for rocks.
381
00:19:34,383 --> 00:19:35,467
Oh, come on!
382
00:19:42,474 --> 00:19:46,520
Howdy. Hot tubs are supposed to
make people happy.
383
00:19:47,104 --> 00:19:48,814
What makes you think
I'm not fuckin' happy?
384
00:19:48,814 --> 00:19:50,941
The question. The way you asked it.
385
00:19:50,941 --> 00:19:53,151
The way you put "fuckin'"
right in front of "happy."
386
00:19:53,652 --> 00:19:56,738
Kinda giveaways.
-I'm good.
387
00:19:58,782 --> 00:20:00,409
Dangle off any water towers lately?
388
00:20:00,993 --> 00:20:01,952
Alice rat me out?
389
00:20:01,952 --> 00:20:04,830
No. No.
I follow the water tower on Twitter.
390
00:20:04,830 --> 00:20:06,331
It's been quiet for a while.
391
00:20:06,331 --> 00:20:08,876
So when I got the alert,
I got fucking psyched.
392
00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:11,670
Wanna talk about it?
393
00:20:11,670 --> 00:20:13,797
You told me
you were gonna stop pushing me.
394
00:20:14,298 --> 00:20:17,384
And then you push me to go and see my dad,
and that was all kinds of fucked up.
395
00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:19,428
Yeah? Why? What happened?
396
00:20:19,428 --> 00:20:21,096
See? You pushing me again.
397
00:20:21,096 --> 00:20:24,266
Well, you know what? If you do
something dangerous, I'm your doctor.
398
00:20:24,266 --> 00:20:25,976
I gotta-- kinda just come check on ya.
399
00:20:25,976 --> 00:20:27,769
Maybe you shouldn't be my doctor anymore.
400
00:20:27,769 --> 00:20:29,271
You're gonna fire me, Sean? What?
401
00:20:29,271 --> 00:20:31,690
It's gonna be awkward
when we see each other in the kitchen.
402
00:20:31,690 --> 00:20:35,027
You're right. I should not be living here.
403
00:20:35,944 --> 00:20:39,323
Sean, I feel like we've been on
a really good path lately.
404
00:20:39,907 --> 00:20:43,827
I appreciate you putting me up,
but I'll be gone in the morning.
405
00:20:43,827 --> 00:20:45,287
Come on, man. What are you doing?
406
00:20:45,287 --> 00:20:49,124
Nah. It's like you said.
Just keep moving forward.
407
00:20:54,630 --> 00:20:55,964
I can tell he's hurting.
408
00:20:55,964 --> 00:20:59,051
But he's not talking to me
and it's so frustrating.
409
00:21:00,052 --> 00:21:02,513
You gonna sit?
-I'm mad.
410
00:21:02,513 --> 00:21:04,640
You can be mad and sit.
411
00:21:06,183 --> 00:21:09,186
I'm always mad. And I'm always sitting.
412
00:21:11,021 --> 00:21:13,524
Dad tried to help.
And now it's all fucked up.
413
00:21:13,524 --> 00:21:16,610
And now Sean's moving out.
And it's so stupid.
414
00:21:16,610 --> 00:21:18,695
So you're angry with your father?
415
00:21:18,695 --> 00:21:20,781
No. No, I'm angry at you.
416
00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:23,200
Well, that's a twist.
417
00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:26,620
I told him to ask you for help
and he said you weren't speaking to him.
418
00:21:26,620 --> 00:21:28,413
What the fuck, dude?
419
00:21:28,413 --> 00:21:30,499
I just don't believe Sean
should be living at your house.
420
00:21:30,499 --> 00:21:31,583
Who gives a shit?
421
00:21:34,795 --> 00:21:38,298
I finally felt ready to move forward
and stop worrying about my dad.
422
00:21:38,298 --> 00:21:40,509
But I could only do that
because I knew that he had you.
423
00:21:42,052 --> 00:21:44,555
Why do you have to be
such a stubborn asshole?
424
00:21:44,555 --> 00:21:47,641
See? You can sit and be mad.
425
00:21:51,603 --> 00:21:53,105
That hat is ridiculous.
426
00:21:55,607 --> 00:21:58,861
Now you're just lying to hurt me.
427
00:22:02,531 --> 00:22:07,369
Fine. If you're so desperate
to psychoanalyze me, do it.
428
00:22:07,369 --> 00:22:09,913
Don't come in here
with an attitude like that.
429
00:22:09,913 --> 00:22:13,166
All right, listen. I overstepped.
430
00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:15,544
No.
-I tend to do that with people I love.
431
00:22:16,128 --> 00:22:17,588
It's something I'm working on.
432
00:22:18,422 --> 00:22:21,258
So, we don't need to talk.
Thanks for the coffee.
433
00:22:29,349 --> 00:22:31,560
I was the gayest boy in Texas.
434
00:22:32,436 --> 00:22:34,980
Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes, you were.
435
00:22:34,980 --> 00:22:36,690
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
436
00:22:41,153 --> 00:22:45,115
Hey. So, where you gonna go?
-I don't know.
437
00:22:45,115 --> 00:22:46,825
Well, there's no rush. You know, you can--
438
00:22:46,825 --> 00:22:48,660
you can stay here while you figure it out.
439
00:22:49,536 --> 00:22:51,496
No more talking.
-Okay.
440
00:22:54,124 --> 00:22:56,502
These are cool. What are these?
-What did I just say?
441
00:22:56,502 --> 00:22:58,295
I didn't know that asking
counted as talking.
442
00:22:58,295 --> 00:22:59,880
Talking counts as talking.
443
00:23:01,423 --> 00:23:04,134
Jimmy. I let myself in.
444
00:23:05,594 --> 00:23:08,388
Hey.
-I stole these from your fridge.
445
00:23:09,348 --> 00:23:11,391
Sean, you want a beer?
-Yeah.
446
00:23:11,934 --> 00:23:14,478
I was way too terrified
to be gay in college.
447
00:23:14,478 --> 00:23:16,313
Oh, my God.
Now everybody's gay in college.
448
00:23:16,313 --> 00:23:19,399
I know. It sounds so fun.
-Yeah.
449
00:23:20,275 --> 00:23:23,028
I didn't even come out to my parents
until after graduation.
450
00:23:23,028 --> 00:23:26,573
All love, no shade,
but how the fuck did they not know?
451
00:23:27,449 --> 00:23:29,618
'Cause back then I wore baseball caps
and talked like this.
452
00:23:29,618 --> 00:23:31,036
Oh, shit.
453
00:23:31,036 --> 00:23:32,996
Yeah.
-Straight Brian sounds really hot.
454
00:23:32,996 --> 00:23:34,831
Oh, yeah?
-Yeah. That's doing it for me.
455
00:23:36,166 --> 00:23:40,128
Anyway, my parents are super religious.
456
00:23:40,128 --> 00:23:43,257
So, I knew it would take them a while
to come around.
457
00:23:43,257 --> 00:23:48,136
But... I didn't know I'd still be waiting.
458
00:23:49,638 --> 00:23:53,600
But how do we go from there
to you becoming someone who says,
459
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:57,396
"Everything goes my way" so much
that we all literally wanna dropkick you?
460
00:23:57,396 --> 00:23:59,231
Easy. Everything does go my way.
461
00:23:59,982 --> 00:24:01,316
Because...
462
00:24:03,318 --> 00:24:07,531
I haven't taken another big risk since.
463
00:24:08,365 --> 00:24:10,659
That way, I never get hurt.
464
00:24:11,785 --> 00:24:13,078
Interesting.
-Is that--
465
00:24:13,078 --> 00:24:16,331
Is-- Is that the trauma-informed avoidance
466
00:24:16,331 --> 00:24:17,583
that you were talking about?
467
00:24:17,583 --> 00:24:19,960
I mean, I fucking told you so.
It's 100% textbook.
468
00:24:20,752 --> 00:24:23,839
I love Charlie so much,
but he could say no.
469
00:24:24,339 --> 00:24:25,465
He would be insane...
-Right.
470
00:24:25,465 --> 00:24:26,466
...but he could.
471
00:24:27,092 --> 00:24:30,429
Or he could say yes
and then it ends up not working out.
472
00:24:30,429 --> 00:24:32,472
I mean, look at you. Sorry.
473
00:24:32,472 --> 00:24:36,518
No, it's okay. My marriage was, like,
a literal dumpster fire.
474
00:24:37,186 --> 00:24:40,022
But honestly,
I would absolutely risk it again.
475
00:24:41,231 --> 00:24:42,482
Really?
-Yeah.
476
00:24:42,482 --> 00:24:44,902
It was worth it.
-Okay.
477
00:24:44,902 --> 00:24:47,404
Okay.
-Thank you.
478
00:24:49,698 --> 00:24:50,949
So I have to know.
479
00:24:52,367 --> 00:24:53,911
What was sex with straight Brian like?
480
00:24:56,038 --> 00:24:57,581
Thirty minutes of me pleasuring you,
481
00:24:57,581 --> 00:24:59,917
then making an excuse to leave
before it's my turn.
482
00:25:00,751 --> 00:25:02,377
You sound perfect. Marry me.
483
00:25:15,224 --> 00:25:16,934
I worked with a lot of vets, son.
484
00:25:16,934 --> 00:25:20,771
These aren't party favors.
What did you do to get these?
485
00:25:23,232 --> 00:25:24,233
He's not gonna answer.
486
00:25:26,401 --> 00:25:28,529
If you do answer, it's gonna piss him off.
487
00:25:30,072 --> 00:25:31,907
Some shit went down
and I helped a couple buddies out.
488
00:25:31,907 --> 00:25:33,242
Come on, man.
489
00:25:35,452 --> 00:25:39,456
My dad brought those to me.
And I don't even want 'em.
490
00:25:39,456 --> 00:25:42,668
Why don't you want 'em?
Don't you think you deserve these?
491
00:25:48,298 --> 00:25:49,925
Jimmy tell you I have Parkinson's?
492
00:25:49,925 --> 00:25:53,053
No, he didn't. That sucks.
-Yeah, it's not my favorite.
493
00:25:54,471 --> 00:25:58,475
So, you know about it.
This schmuck knows about it.
494
00:25:58,475 --> 00:26:00,727
But I haven't been able
to tell my own daughter.
495
00:26:01,311 --> 00:26:03,730
Why not?
-I'm scared.
496
00:26:04,398 --> 00:26:08,151
I'm afraid she won't see me
the same way she used to.
497
00:26:08,151 --> 00:26:10,445
So, I won't be just her father.
498
00:26:11,196 --> 00:26:14,157
I'll be this sad old man
that needs to be taken care of.
499
00:26:14,950 --> 00:26:18,328
And I know it's bullshit, but I'm stuck.
500
00:26:22,499 --> 00:26:24,835
Everybody thinks I was some kind of hero
over there.
501
00:26:27,504 --> 00:26:28,922
I was a completely different person.
502
00:26:29,506 --> 00:26:32,676
And I was kicking in doors,
dragging people into the street,
503
00:26:32,676 --> 00:26:34,720
and I was pointing guns at kids.
504
00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:38,182
For what? For nothing.
Who fucking does that?
505
00:26:38,182 --> 00:26:42,269
A scared-shitless 21-year-old kid.
That's who.
506
00:26:42,895 --> 00:26:45,355
You're a good person. People love you.
507
00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:50,485
And they're gonna love you
regardless of what happened over there.
508
00:26:52,654 --> 00:26:55,282
I still fucking hate myself
every time I think about it.
509
00:26:57,034 --> 00:27:00,495
So, what am I supposed to do?
-The work.
510
00:27:01,538 --> 00:27:06,001
We gotta overcome this emotional inertia.
511
00:27:06,001 --> 00:27:07,669
You're lucky you got this guy.
512
00:27:08,462 --> 00:27:11,840
Thank you. Thanks so much, Paul.
That's really kind of you.
513
00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:13,926
Sometimes it's okay if you don't chime in.
514
00:27:13,926 --> 00:27:15,093
Sorry.
515
00:27:16,845 --> 00:27:18,013
Sean...
516
00:27:20,349 --> 00:27:22,851
I just want you to know
that if there's anything, I'm--
517
00:27:24,144 --> 00:27:25,312
I'm here for you.
518
00:27:33,487 --> 00:27:36,406
Hey, man. He's way better than you
at this kinda stuff.
519
00:27:36,990 --> 00:27:38,242
Yeah, no shit.
520
00:27:45,832 --> 00:27:48,418
What?
All of a sudden you're an expert on hats?
521
00:27:52,506 --> 00:27:56,093
Hey, Meg. Oh, he got it? Good.
522
00:27:56,593 --> 00:27:58,887
Tell him not to spend it all in one place.
523
00:28:00,973 --> 00:28:02,182
That's not why I called.
524
00:28:03,183 --> 00:28:06,270
Is this-- Is this a good time?
You got a minute?
525
00:28:07,896 --> 00:28:08,897
Good.
526
00:28:11,149 --> 00:28:12,067
Honey...
527
00:28:14,862 --> 00:28:17,030
I've got something I wanna tell you.
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