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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 -1:59:52,301 --> -1:59:57,301 Subtitles by explosiveskull 2 00:01:22,248 --> 00:01:23,517 Good evening. 3 00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:26,453 What can I do for ya? 4 00:01:27,587 --> 00:01:29,956 I want some milk. 5 00:01:31,859 --> 00:01:33,827 You want some milk? 6 00:01:36,062 --> 00:01:38,230 I want some milk. 7 00:01:40,534 --> 00:01:41,368 Okay. 8 00:01:43,037 --> 00:01:45,206 I'll go get you some milk. 9 00:01:47,875 --> 00:01:48,975 What kind of milk do you want? 10 00:01:48,977 --> 00:01:50,876 You want whole milk? 11 00:01:50,878 --> 00:01:52,847 Skim milk, chocolate milk? 12 00:02:18,475 --> 00:02:19,576 What is this? 13 00:02:23,144 --> 00:02:27,315 Is this some kind of weird internet prank video thing? 14 00:02:31,353 --> 00:02:34,957 I take it you don't really want the milk. 15 00:02:37,027 --> 00:02:38,962 Cool mask by the way. 16 00:02:40,964 --> 00:02:43,433 Did your mommy make that for ya? 17 00:02:49,538 --> 00:02:50,374 Look. 18 00:02:53,010 --> 00:02:53,644 Nobody. 19 00:02:56,480 --> 00:02:58,649 You wanna buy something... 20 00:03:00,017 --> 00:03:01,716 Buy something, but if not I'm gonna have 21 00:03:01,718 --> 00:03:03,953 to ask you to leave. 22 00:03:03,955 --> 00:03:07,925 I'm not supposed to have customers in here after 11. 23 00:03:12,296 --> 00:03:15,532 Seriously though, what's with the mask? 24 00:03:20,604 --> 00:03:22,340 What, you don't talk? 25 00:03:23,475 --> 00:03:24,911 I want some milk. 26 00:03:26,278 --> 00:03:28,614 That the only thing you say? 27 00:03:32,683 --> 00:03:35,986 Look, if you're waiting for me to do something stupid 28 00:03:35,988 --> 00:03:38,321 so you can get it on camera, 29 00:03:38,323 --> 00:03:41,559 forget about it, it's not gonna happen. 30 00:03:44,263 --> 00:03:45,198 This is it! 31 00:03:47,400 --> 00:03:48,936 Feast your eyes. 32 00:03:57,276 --> 00:03:58,112 Fuck it. 33 00:03:59,380 --> 00:04:01,614 I'm bored, I'll play along. 34 00:04:03,049 --> 00:04:04,616 What do you want me to do? 35 00:04:04,618 --> 00:04:08,186 What's gonna make the best video? 36 00:04:08,188 --> 00:04:10,991 You want me to bark like a dog, 37 00:04:11,693 --> 00:04:14,295 or do some kind of weird dance? 38 00:04:15,261 --> 00:04:16,461 Act like I got Tourettes? 39 00:04:16,463 --> 00:04:19,099 Fucking shit, fuck pussy face ass 40 00:04:20,133 --> 00:04:21,468 cheek dick fuck! 41 00:04:24,772 --> 00:04:26,074 What about... 42 00:04:28,043 --> 00:04:32,013 Crazy straw man, look at all the straws, straws, straws! 43 00:04:38,786 --> 00:04:40,221 You're welcome. 44 00:04:41,490 --> 00:04:42,291 Show's over. 45 00:04:44,793 --> 00:04:47,661 I think I've been more than patient 46 00:04:47,663 --> 00:04:52,034 and accommodating, it's really time for you to go. 47 00:04:54,371 --> 00:04:55,769 I mean it please. 48 00:04:55,771 --> 00:04:57,837 Stop, I'm serious, stop, would you get that thing 49 00:04:57,839 --> 00:05:00,142 out of my fucking face? 50 00:05:06,349 --> 00:05:07,350 Please just. 51 00:05:09,118 --> 00:05:11,152 Wait, all right, just, 52 00:05:11,154 --> 00:05:12,688 there's not a lot in the register, 53 00:05:12,690 --> 00:05:14,656 but you can have it, all right, just, 54 00:05:14,658 --> 00:05:16,458 I'm gonna get a bag. 55 00:05:16,460 --> 00:05:19,760 I won't call the cops, I won't tell anybody. 56 00:05:19,762 --> 00:05:24,133 I'll just stay here all night until the shift is over. 57 00:05:24,135 --> 00:05:26,433 And it's fine, okay, just, 58 00:05:26,435 --> 00:05:28,838 will you say something please? 59 00:05:28,840 --> 00:05:29,674 Please! 60 00:05:33,210 --> 00:05:35,780 You want me to get on the ground? 61 00:05:39,182 --> 00:05:41,450 You don't have to do this, okay, just, 62 00:05:41,452 --> 00:05:44,519 you can just go and then that's it, it's over. 63 00:05:44,521 --> 00:05:45,356 Come on, 64 00:05:47,126 --> 00:05:49,224 you don't have to do, you don't have to do this, 65 00:05:49,226 --> 00:05:51,361 I haven't seen your face, I haven't seen your face, 66 00:05:51,363 --> 00:05:53,763 I haven't seen your face, and the money's right there. 67 00:05:53,765 --> 00:05:58,267 Just please, I have a family, I have a family. 68 00:05:58,269 --> 00:05:59,769 I have a baby, I have a baby. 69 00:05:59,771 --> 00:06:04,174 My wife, and a baby. 70 00:06:04,176 --> 00:06:06,143 Please, please, please. 71 00:06:29,302 --> 00:06:32,203 Give me the fucking thing! 72 00:06:51,759 --> 00:06:54,193 The fuck, what the fuck is this? 73 00:06:54,195 --> 00:06:55,427 Is this a fucking toy? 74 00:06:55,429 --> 00:06:58,166 What is this, a fucking fake gun? 75 00:07:16,219 --> 00:07:17,951 Oh shit, holy shit, holy shit, 76 00:07:17,953 --> 00:07:19,654 holy fucking shit. 77 00:09:47,409 --> 00:09:48,708 Holy shit. 78 00:10:04,395 --> 00:10:05,029 Holy shit. 79 00:10:16,940 --> 00:10:19,540 What we have here is a perfect example. 80 00:10:19,542 --> 00:10:22,077 And this is exactly why our forefathers drafted 81 00:10:22,079 --> 00:10:23,979 the Second Amendment, pow! 82 00:10:23,981 --> 00:10:25,414 See this here? 83 00:10:25,416 --> 00:10:26,515 That's what's called sanity and that's why 84 00:10:26,517 --> 00:10:28,183 I'm sitting pretty at home. 85 00:10:28,185 --> 00:10:30,653 That other guy, he's pissing his pants 86 00:10:30,655 --> 00:10:34,523 while at the mercy of some tween cunt rag. 87 00:10:34,525 --> 00:10:35,758 This shit is nuts. 88 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:37,024 I don't know if it's fucking real. 89 00:10:37,026 --> 00:10:38,761 So scary with your cool little mask 90 00:10:38,763 --> 00:10:40,530 and your dumb looking gun. 91 00:10:40,532 --> 00:10:41,898 It's a performance, you know, it's a performance. 92 00:10:41,900 --> 00:10:45,867 Fucking shit fuck pussy face ass cheek dick fuck! 93 00:10:45,869 --> 00:10:47,470 I don't even know what to say about all this. 94 00:10:47,472 --> 00:10:49,438 This dude pissed himself. 95 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:50,906 How you gonna pee yourself? 96 00:10:50,908 --> 00:10:53,810 You know there's a camera, what the fuck, dude? 97 00:10:53,812 --> 00:10:55,544 I don't know if it's corporate America 98 00:10:55,546 --> 00:10:56,746 trying to fuck with our brains. 99 00:10:56,748 --> 00:10:59,216 Vanna and I loved your video. 100 00:10:59,218 --> 00:11:00,649 She wasn't really gonna hurt him 101 00:11:00,651 --> 00:11:04,488 but he got so scared that he peed on himself. 102 00:11:04,490 --> 00:11:05,956 Who does that to a person? 103 00:11:05,958 --> 00:11:07,858 I'm really hoping that was a fake gun. 104 00:11:07,860 --> 00:11:10,461 I usually, I don't condone this type of bullshit 105 00:11:10,463 --> 00:11:12,095 but it's just too good to pass up, 106 00:11:12,097 --> 00:11:13,597 so I gotta see some crazy shit. 107 00:11:13,599 --> 00:11:16,066 Straws, straws, straws, straws! 108 00:11:16,068 --> 00:11:18,569 - That was insane. - I'm the straw man. 109 00:11:18,571 --> 00:11:20,472 I'm the straw man. 110 00:11:20,474 --> 00:11:22,509 Kudos to that chick. 111 00:11:23,477 --> 00:11:24,676 You think you're the only one with this, man 112 00:11:24,678 --> 00:11:26,543 what's up, girl? 113 00:11:26,545 --> 00:11:27,946 Take some money, take some money, 114 00:11:27,948 --> 00:11:30,748 I'm the straw man, take some money. 115 00:11:31,918 --> 00:11:33,885 You have a girl holding you at gunpoint 116 00:11:33,887 --> 00:11:36,187 has more balls than you do, hombre. 117 00:11:36,189 --> 00:11:40,526 ♪ Making people wet their pants 118 00:11:40,528 --> 00:11:42,228 ♪ Kiya 119 00:11:54,243 --> 00:11:57,078 This is a dramatic presentation. 120 00:12:02,284 --> 00:12:06,522 Bonjour you sexy humans and extra terrestrials. 121 00:12:07,755 --> 00:12:09,158 Burt Waldon here. 122 00:12:10,558 --> 00:12:13,293 I've been seeing way too much of these attention starved 123 00:12:13,295 --> 00:12:15,529 whore bag on my feed. 124 00:12:15,531 --> 00:12:18,098 I mean what the actual fuck? 125 00:12:18,100 --> 00:12:22,602 Congratulations, Kiya, you've made some deadbeat townie cry 126 00:12:22,604 --> 00:12:25,205 and piss himself while bringing joy to the lives 127 00:12:25,207 --> 00:12:28,308 of bumble fuck incest ridden hillbillies 128 00:12:28,310 --> 00:12:30,079 with your fake gun. 129 00:12:31,648 --> 00:12:32,812 Fake. 130 00:12:32,814 --> 00:12:34,548 Just like you. 131 00:12:34,550 --> 00:12:38,018 You're just another fame obsessed junkie 132 00:12:38,020 --> 00:12:40,289 trying to make the biggest splash you can 133 00:12:40,291 --> 00:12:44,626 before you shit out a kid and die of cancer. 134 00:12:44,628 --> 00:12:47,565 Here's the cold hard truth, Kiya. 135 00:12:48,730 --> 00:12:50,798 You're just as insignificant now 136 00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:53,135 as you were yesterday as you will be in a week. 137 00:12:53,137 --> 00:12:55,102 You're a nobody, nobody. 138 00:12:55,104 --> 00:12:58,807 Everything about you is fabricated because you're garbage. 139 00:12:58,809 --> 00:13:00,310 You're absolute garbage. 140 00:13:00,312 --> 00:13:04,113 Putrid, grotesque, and plague inducing. 141 00:13:04,115 --> 00:13:06,681 Here's my advice to you. 142 00:13:06,683 --> 00:13:09,653 Do us all a favor and slit your wrist. 143 00:13:13,358 --> 00:13:17,096 We're all running out of clean water and oil. 144 00:13:18,263 --> 00:13:21,264 Be the bigger person here 145 00:13:21,266 --> 00:13:23,569 and remember go vertical. 146 00:13:34,614 --> 00:13:36,646 Once cancer cells appear, 147 00:13:36,648 --> 00:13:39,983 they soon develop into a clump of tissue 148 00:13:39,985 --> 00:13:43,755 that lives at the expense of the entire body. 149 00:15:00,803 --> 00:15:02,105 Turn that off. 150 00:15:10,147 --> 00:15:11,145 Huh? 151 00:15:11,147 --> 00:15:13,316 I don't want that on me. 152 00:15:15,486 --> 00:15:16,755 Why? 153 00:15:20,323 --> 00:15:22,894 If you don't turn that off... 154 00:15:31,969 --> 00:15:33,805 You're not being safe. 155 00:15:46,184 --> 00:15:50,355 If I stop recording, will you get pancakes with me? 156 00:18:51,644 --> 00:18:52,678 Hi. 157 00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:53,514 Hi. 158 00:18:56,951 --> 00:18:58,452 Tell me a story. 159 00:18:59,585 --> 00:19:00,418 Story? 160 00:19:00,420 --> 00:19:02,389 Yeah, tell me a story. 161 00:19:04,691 --> 00:19:05,893 All right. 162 00:19:10,564 --> 00:19:11,933 This one time, 163 00:19:13,499 --> 00:19:17,505 I don't know, I think that one's kind of boring. 164 00:19:20,675 --> 00:19:24,046 Can we just, I'd rather just sit here. 165 00:19:25,580 --> 00:19:26,415 Nope. 166 00:19:29,752 --> 00:19:34,123 Actually first, if you could be any kind of animal, 167 00:19:35,390 --> 00:19:38,127 what kind of animal would you be? 168 00:19:41,530 --> 00:19:42,163 Like a? 169 00:19:44,599 --> 00:19:47,036 Maybe something in the water. 170 00:19:48,104 --> 00:19:49,072 Something big. 171 00:19:51,507 --> 00:19:53,610 And just floating around. 172 00:19:55,010 --> 00:19:57,681 Like maybe one of those big things, 173 00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:01,116 they swallow everything. 174 00:20:02,486 --> 00:20:05,120 It has fish on its back. 175 00:20:05,122 --> 00:20:06,256 A whale shark. 176 00:20:07,490 --> 00:20:09,690 That's the biggest kind of shark. 177 00:20:09,692 --> 00:20:12,292 Do you think you'd be a whale shark? 178 00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:13,997 I wouldn't mind. 179 00:20:16,667 --> 00:20:18,569 Okay tell me a story. 180 00:20:19,668 --> 00:20:21,171 I like your beard. 181 00:20:22,072 --> 00:20:24,008 Now tell me your story. 182 00:20:25,309 --> 00:20:27,479 If I tell you a story... 183 00:20:36,354 --> 00:20:38,190 Can we just eat after? 184 00:20:39,424 --> 00:20:40,589 Yeah. 185 00:20:40,591 --> 00:20:42,593 Give me a second here. 186 00:20:45,631 --> 00:20:48,096 Okay I have to pee, so you think on it. 187 00:20:48,098 --> 00:20:49,565 Think on it real hard, think of your best story 188 00:20:49,567 --> 00:20:51,267 and then I'll come back and I'll sit here 189 00:20:51,269 --> 00:20:54,271 and I'll drink this coffee and I'll listen. 190 00:20:54,273 --> 00:20:56,275 I'm really good at that. 191 00:25:07,603 --> 00:25:09,404 Yeah, front desk. 192 00:25:09,406 --> 00:25:11,572 Do you remember me? 193 00:25:11,574 --> 00:25:14,408 What do you mean? 194 00:25:14,410 --> 00:25:17,646 I checked in a couple of hours ago. 195 00:25:17,648 --> 00:25:20,081 Do you remember what I look like? 196 00:25:20,083 --> 00:25:25,453 Real pretty, young face, yeah I remember. 197 00:25:25,455 --> 00:25:27,056 How young? 198 00:25:27,058 --> 00:25:29,295 Not too young. 199 00:25:30,927 --> 00:25:32,362 Are you sure? 200 00:25:33,731 --> 00:25:35,067 Um. 201 00:25:36,367 --> 00:25:38,470 Do you want to fuck me? 202 00:25:49,780 --> 00:25:51,382 Okay, okay, okay. 203 00:27:53,111 --> 00:27:54,946 Can I see your face? 204 00:28:00,083 --> 00:28:00,918 No. 205 00:28:04,121 --> 00:28:06,056 I can live with that. 206 00:28:09,093 --> 00:28:12,196 What's going on with all the plastic? 207 00:28:17,537 --> 00:28:19,605 In case we make a mess. 208 00:28:28,681 --> 00:28:30,682 Who's that little guy? 209 00:28:34,319 --> 00:28:36,754 He doesn't have a name. 210 00:28:36,756 --> 00:28:39,157 What's the raw deal? 211 00:28:39,159 --> 00:28:41,661 Why did you come to my room? 212 00:28:43,595 --> 00:28:45,062 I don't know, 213 00:28:45,064 --> 00:28:45,900 I guess I 214 00:28:49,268 --> 00:28:52,904 feel I would've regretted it if I didn't. 215 00:28:52,906 --> 00:28:54,074 Regret what? 216 00:28:55,708 --> 00:28:57,210 Not fucking you. 217 00:29:00,613 --> 00:29:02,215 Take off your shirt. 218 00:29:04,151 --> 00:29:07,087 How old are you again? 219 00:29:08,689 --> 00:29:09,524 17. 220 00:29:10,992 --> 00:29:11,826 17. 221 00:29:15,597 --> 00:29:17,266 Is that a problem? 222 00:29:34,182 --> 00:29:35,683 I didn't think so. 223 00:30:29,074 --> 00:30:31,439 Hey, what are you, 224 00:30:31,441 --> 00:30:32,810 wait a minute. 225 00:31:11,483 --> 00:31:14,053 ♪ Interstellar 226 00:31:23,864 --> 00:31:25,831 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 227 00:31:25,833 --> 00:31:27,966 Hey I'm afraid I'm gonna have to say no to the camera. 228 00:31:27,968 --> 00:31:31,738 I'm afraid I'm gonna have to insist. 229 00:31:32,806 --> 00:31:34,239 Turn off the fucking camera. 230 00:31:34,241 --> 00:31:35,309 Why? 231 00:31:36,310 --> 00:31:40,181 Don't you want to watch yourself fuck me on TV? 232 00:31:41,849 --> 00:31:45,217 Are you out of your mind? 233 00:31:45,219 --> 00:31:47,986 No one's going to see it but us. 234 00:31:47,988 --> 00:31:49,856 And whoever else you show it to. 235 00:31:49,858 --> 00:31:54,059 Oh yeah, are you gonna give me the tape? 236 00:31:54,061 --> 00:31:55,697 You bet. 237 00:31:56,965 --> 00:31:59,034 Then what's in the bag? 238 00:32:02,137 --> 00:32:03,439 Treats. 239 00:32:06,975 --> 00:32:07,807 Treats. 240 00:32:19,421 --> 00:32:20,856 Catch. 241 00:32:32,434 --> 00:32:35,771 Enough. 242 00:32:37,974 --> 00:32:39,875 That's enough. 243 00:32:39,877 --> 00:32:42,446 ♪ Transformation 244 00:32:52,023 --> 00:32:53,523 Stop. 245 00:32:55,126 --> 00:32:56,228 Shh. 246 00:32:58,163 --> 00:33:01,430 You have to finish what you started. 247 00:33:01,432 --> 00:33:02,233 Okay, 248 00:33:04,837 --> 00:33:06,203 I can eat anything. 249 00:33:07,873 --> 00:33:09,408 I can eat everything. 250 00:33:17,348 --> 00:33:20,049 ♪ Lift that 251 00:33:20,051 --> 00:33:21,486 Enough, enough. 252 00:33:38,137 --> 00:33:38,969 Enough! 253 00:33:40,908 --> 00:33:44,878 You're going to eat or you're going to bleed. 254 00:33:47,247 --> 00:33:48,913 Which is it? 255 00:33:48,915 --> 00:33:50,951 Fuck you. 256 00:33:56,357 --> 00:33:58,426 ♪ Change 257 00:34:08,936 --> 00:34:10,839 ♪ Change 258 00:36:42,095 --> 00:36:43,261 You shouldn't play with strangers, 259 00:36:43,263 --> 00:36:45,599 you might have too much fun. 260 00:36:48,201 --> 00:36:52,137 Why do you have so much stuff in your car? 261 00:36:52,139 --> 00:36:54,207 Why'd you shoot me? 262 00:36:54,209 --> 00:36:57,079 I was just having fun. 263 00:37:00,681 --> 00:37:02,050 Good answer. 264 00:37:03,286 --> 00:37:07,455 Where are your parents? 265 00:37:10,725 --> 00:37:13,328 What's in your trunk? 266 00:37:17,700 --> 00:37:19,632 - Julia. - I gotta go. 267 00:37:19,634 --> 00:37:20,803 Wait. 268 00:37:22,172 --> 00:37:23,240 Yeah? 269 00:37:25,173 --> 00:37:28,344 Do you wanna see what's in my trunk? 270 00:37:30,279 --> 00:37:33,283 Julia, come on, let's go. 271 00:37:50,334 --> 00:37:51,466 If I let you sit in the back, 272 00:37:51,468 --> 00:37:54,237 are you gonna give me any shit. 273 00:37:58,143 --> 00:38:00,143 Listen, I know that I might not be 274 00:38:00,145 --> 00:38:01,343 your favorite person right now, 275 00:38:01,345 --> 00:38:03,513 but let's be honest, you probably don't have 276 00:38:03,515 --> 00:38:05,849 the best judge of character. 277 00:38:09,220 --> 00:38:11,520 The way I see it is we've got a long road ahead of us 278 00:38:11,522 --> 00:38:13,589 and I think we'd both benefit 279 00:38:13,591 --> 00:38:16,128 from some good conversation. 280 00:38:17,461 --> 00:38:18,296 All right? 281 00:38:30,943 --> 00:38:32,512 Is that your motel? 282 00:38:34,780 --> 00:38:37,248 Yeah, basically. 283 00:38:37,250 --> 00:38:38,815 What do you mean basically? 284 00:38:38,817 --> 00:38:41,753 It was my dad's, he's dead and... 285 00:38:45,492 --> 00:38:49,496 Left it to me and my brother, he's dead now too. 286 00:38:50,496 --> 00:38:53,698 So do you live there? 287 00:38:53,700 --> 00:38:54,535 Yeah. 288 00:38:55,836 --> 00:38:59,637 I had a house but the storm took it. 289 00:38:59,639 --> 00:39:01,407 Amongst other things. 290 00:39:03,344 --> 00:39:05,578 What other things? 291 00:39:08,883 --> 00:39:11,251 That's a weird question. 292 00:39:32,708 --> 00:39:36,444 The rooms, they're really beautiful, 293 00:39:38,780 --> 00:39:39,714 how did you... 294 00:39:39,716 --> 00:39:42,315 What is this, 60 Minutes? 295 00:39:42,317 --> 00:39:44,387 What's 60 Minutes? 296 00:39:49,792 --> 00:39:52,361 I painted them. 297 00:39:52,363 --> 00:39:54,530 You painted them? 298 00:39:55,697 --> 00:39:56,532 Yeah. 299 00:39:59,334 --> 00:40:01,270 By yourself? 300 00:40:02,272 --> 00:40:03,274 By myself. 301 00:40:15,486 --> 00:40:19,887 What's with all the bags of spray paint? 302 00:40:19,889 --> 00:40:22,024 So were you in my room? 303 00:40:22,026 --> 00:40:23,391 Yep. 304 00:40:23,393 --> 00:40:24,228 When? 305 00:40:25,462 --> 00:40:28,700 Right after I knocked you out. 306 00:40:30,334 --> 00:40:34,037 What's the hardest drug you've ever taken. 307 00:40:34,039 --> 00:40:35,406 - Acid. - Acid. 308 00:40:37,741 --> 00:40:41,912 Bet you never felt anything like 97 cents in a paper bag. 309 00:40:48,353 --> 00:40:53,390 What's the worst thing you've ever done? 310 00:40:53,392 --> 00:40:54,290 You've gotta earn that. 311 00:40:54,292 --> 00:40:57,828 You can't just ask something like that, 312 00:40:57,830 --> 00:41:00,396 I don't know you, I don't know you at all. 313 00:41:00,398 --> 00:41:03,434 This should be more of a conversation not an interrogation. 314 00:41:03,436 --> 00:41:05,536 You know, a little more of a back and forth. 315 00:41:05,538 --> 00:41:08,772 What do you wanna know? 316 00:41:08,774 --> 00:41:10,840 Um, well let's start with a name, 317 00:41:10,842 --> 00:41:13,912 that's what two people do when they don't know each other. 318 00:41:13,914 --> 00:41:15,583 My name is Marshall. 319 00:41:16,650 --> 00:41:18,116 Kiya. 320 00:41:18,118 --> 00:41:21,322 It's a pleasure to meet you, Kiya. 321 00:41:22,457 --> 00:41:23,724 You got family? 322 00:41:26,059 --> 00:41:28,660 Everybody does. 323 00:41:28,662 --> 00:41:32,500 Where are they, your mom and dad? 324 00:41:34,569 --> 00:41:37,470 You like little girls? 325 00:41:37,472 --> 00:41:39,341 What's that about? 326 00:41:40,109 --> 00:41:42,842 Do you like little girls? 327 00:41:42,844 --> 00:41:45,478 What's that supposed to mean? 328 00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:47,980 Yeah, you know what, I like them when they're ripe. 329 00:41:47,982 --> 00:41:51,417 And I'll tell you one thing, you can't put a number on that. 330 00:41:51,419 --> 00:41:53,485 Nothing's that simple, nothing. 331 00:42:01,062 --> 00:42:01,897 Nothing. 332 00:42:03,933 --> 00:42:05,501 Never. 333 00:42:16,446 --> 00:42:18,613 I think I like you more than I thought I would. 334 00:42:18,615 --> 00:42:22,119 That's good, that's a good thing, right? 335 00:42:23,152 --> 00:42:25,788 Why didn't you name your rat? 336 00:42:27,891 --> 00:42:30,457 It doesn't need a name. 337 00:42:30,459 --> 00:42:32,961 It doesn't know the difference. 338 00:42:32,963 --> 00:42:35,797 That's true, but then again the name 339 00:42:35,799 --> 00:42:37,868 isn't for the rat, is it? 340 00:42:38,802 --> 00:42:39,804 Hm. 341 00:42:42,138 --> 00:42:44,807 Funny thing about pets. 342 00:42:44,809 --> 00:42:47,978 You gotta keep them from running away. 343 00:42:53,651 --> 00:42:57,187 I'm gonna put you back in the trunk. 344 00:42:57,189 --> 00:42:58,424 Why? 345 00:43:01,525 --> 00:43:03,461 Was it something I said? 346 00:43:04,662 --> 00:43:05,663 No. 347 00:43:16,541 --> 00:43:18,607 Next level snuff shit. 348 00:43:18,609 --> 00:43:20,143 Tied a man to his bed. 349 00:43:20,145 --> 00:43:21,244 No, no, it's not a sex thing. 350 00:43:21,246 --> 00:43:23,146 It could've turned into that later, I don't know. 351 00:43:23,148 --> 00:43:25,249 And then she force fed him until he vomited. 352 00:43:25,251 --> 00:43:27,251 Can you believe what we just watched? 353 00:43:27,253 --> 00:43:28,452 This girl's nasty. 354 00:43:28,454 --> 00:43:31,121 Hey I'm hungry, why don't you come over here and feed me? 355 00:43:31,123 --> 00:43:32,956 What the fuck is wrong with you? 356 00:43:32,958 --> 00:43:34,959 Obviously this is a feminazi. 357 00:43:39,499 --> 00:43:41,567 It back, eat that shit! 358 00:43:46,639 --> 00:43:48,239 I'm happy for you. 359 00:43:48,241 --> 00:43:49,940 You've made a friend. 360 00:43:49,942 --> 00:43:52,210 This is a big step. 361 00:43:52,212 --> 00:43:54,278 Sure you had to kidnap someone to get there, 362 00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:57,583 but hey we all have to start somewhere. 363 00:43:57,585 --> 00:43:58,783 Who raised you? 364 00:43:58,785 --> 00:44:00,185 Where did you come from? 365 00:44:00,187 --> 00:44:01,754 Were you a feral child? 366 00:44:01,756 --> 00:44:05,122 How did you turn into such a deplorable human being? 367 00:44:05,124 --> 00:44:07,860 But what I want to know above all else 368 00:44:07,862 --> 00:44:10,128 is how in the world have you managed to get away 369 00:44:10,130 --> 00:44:11,531 with all of this? 370 00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:16,203 I realize it's only been a few days 371 00:44:16,205 --> 00:44:18,169 since you held up the convenience store, 372 00:44:18,171 --> 00:44:22,543 but holy shit, are all cops just universally incompetent? 373 00:44:24,779 --> 00:44:27,581 I don't know what's more fucked. 374 00:44:27,583 --> 00:44:31,818 This moronic society inhabited by drooling imbeciles 375 00:44:31,820 --> 00:44:34,621 who consume nothing but shit. 376 00:44:34,623 --> 00:44:37,324 The mentally defective human lumps 377 00:44:37,326 --> 00:44:41,497 in charge of policing said truly imbeciles or you. 378 00:44:43,232 --> 00:44:47,135 A walking, narcissistic shit generating factory 379 00:44:48,271 --> 00:44:50,204 that feeds the dumb and the blind 380 00:44:50,206 --> 00:44:54,576 to fuel your ego while you ride some vapid dopamine rush. 381 00:44:59,282 --> 00:45:02,316 You're the epitome of what's wrong everything. 382 00:45:02,318 --> 00:45:06,656 A dumb, bored bitch with a cellphone and a shitty plan. 383 00:45:07,958 --> 00:45:12,128 Fuck everyone, they all deserve your fucking toxic 384 00:45:13,296 --> 00:45:15,199 brain numbing bullshit. 385 00:45:16,300 --> 00:45:18,201 And this is fun for me. 386 00:45:19,370 --> 00:45:22,638 Thanks to you, I get a front row seat 387 00:45:22,640 --> 00:45:25,607 to watching humanity crumble and devolve 388 00:45:25,609 --> 00:45:27,910 and it's all being meticulously broadcast 389 00:45:27,912 --> 00:45:29,614 by apes with cams. 390 00:45:32,683 --> 00:45:33,919 I love you, Kiya. 391 00:45:35,821 --> 00:45:37,656 You are my everything. 392 00:46:25,406 --> 00:46:28,074 You know, I gotta admit that kid, 393 00:46:28,076 --> 00:46:31,011 makes a whole lot of fucking sense. 394 00:46:50,733 --> 00:46:52,634 Hey all right, all right. 395 00:46:54,301 --> 00:46:56,372 Let's get the little guy. 396 00:47:03,179 --> 00:47:04,647 Is that my gun? 397 00:47:11,186 --> 00:47:12,885 So that tape of me vomiting, 398 00:47:12,887 --> 00:47:15,324 you put that on the internet. 399 00:47:19,763 --> 00:47:20,797 Yep. 400 00:47:21,732 --> 00:47:24,334 How many people have seen it? 401 00:47:26,502 --> 00:47:29,739 964,932 the last time I checked. 402 00:47:30,507 --> 00:47:34,311 Almost a million people watched me vomit. 403 00:48:12,851 --> 00:48:14,353 Open your mouth. 404 00:48:15,455 --> 00:48:17,724 What's that? 405 00:48:18,856 --> 00:48:21,892 It's a horse tranquilizer. 406 00:48:37,876 --> 00:48:38,512 - Ah. - Ah. 407 00:48:45,852 --> 00:48:48,554 Oh my god, that smell. 408 00:48:48,556 --> 00:48:51,823 There's nothing like it. 409 00:48:51,825 --> 00:48:53,861 Can I, can I, can I, can I? 410 00:49:01,836 --> 00:49:02,403 Oh Jesus. 411 00:49:05,906 --> 00:49:06,541 Jesus. 412 00:49:35,136 --> 00:49:35,971 Oh God. 413 00:49:39,341 --> 00:49:40,875 You're gorgeous. 414 00:49:44,579 --> 00:49:47,415 But goodness you have a weird way. 415 00:49:49,620 --> 00:49:50,855 Like a... 416 00:49:52,122 --> 00:49:53,923 Strange wicked way. 417 00:50:05,001 --> 00:50:05,836 Okay. 418 00:50:07,470 --> 00:50:09,840 I don't know what this is. 419 00:50:15,212 --> 00:50:17,013 What is this thing? 420 00:50:17,916 --> 00:50:19,548 Hey. 421 00:50:26,090 --> 00:50:28,026 You're fucking with me. 422 00:50:29,394 --> 00:50:30,294 Marshall. 423 00:50:33,031 --> 00:50:35,601 Stop fighting the tranquilizer. 424 00:50:39,338 --> 00:50:40,873 It's for horses. 425 00:50:54,420 --> 00:50:56,987 I can take a horse. 426 00:50:58,256 --> 00:50:59,959 - Oh yeah? - Yeah. 427 00:51:04,064 --> 00:51:06,599 There are flying saucers. 428 00:51:09,069 --> 00:51:12,102 There's no doubt they are in our skies. 429 00:51:12,104 --> 00:51:14,439 They've been there for some time. 430 00:51:14,441 --> 00:51:16,541 What are we going to do about them? 431 00:51:16,543 --> 00:51:18,009 Who knows? 432 00:51:18,011 --> 00:51:20,445 Then they really are there. 433 00:51:20,447 --> 00:51:22,714 I thought you were convinced of that. 434 00:51:22,716 --> 00:51:24,082 I am. 435 00:51:24,084 --> 00:51:26,218 You've had contact with them. 436 00:51:26,220 --> 00:51:27,720 Contact, how? 437 00:51:27,722 --> 00:51:29,220 Radio. 438 00:51:29,222 --> 00:51:30,655 They speak our language? 439 00:51:30,657 --> 00:51:32,257 Well not quite. 440 00:51:32,259 --> 00:51:35,094 We receive messages from their spaceships. 441 00:51:35,096 --> 00:51:38,531 For awhile it came in as just a lot of jumbled noise. 442 00:51:38,533 --> 00:51:40,398 And now sir? 443 00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:43,003 Well since they first tried contact with us 444 00:51:43,005 --> 00:51:46,006 by radio, we've developed a language computer. 445 00:51:46,008 --> 00:51:50,178 A machine that breaks down any language to our own. 446 00:51:57,787 --> 00:51:59,021 Hey. 447 00:52:05,093 --> 00:52:06,729 What's with your room? 448 00:52:09,465 --> 00:52:11,199 My room? 449 00:52:12,368 --> 00:52:15,204 Swirling vortex in your ceiling. 450 00:52:18,341 --> 00:52:19,609 I don't know. 451 00:52:25,416 --> 00:52:26,985 I just stare at it. 452 00:52:33,756 --> 00:52:35,758 Passes the time I guess. 453 00:52:50,441 --> 00:52:52,342 Are you scared of me? 454 00:52:58,149 --> 00:52:59,184 Shit. 455 00:53:01,553 --> 00:53:05,656 You might be the best thing that ever happened to me. 456 00:53:09,862 --> 00:53:11,230 See, he knows. 457 00:54:37,186 --> 00:54:41,455 Okay Sally G says, OMG, a rainbow done pool 458 00:54:41,457 --> 00:54:43,623 out of his mouth. 459 00:54:43,625 --> 00:54:45,525 You should attach a GoPro to a dildo 460 00:54:45,527 --> 00:54:47,362 and ram it up his ass. 461 00:54:48,564 --> 00:54:50,330 What's a GoPro? 462 00:54:50,332 --> 00:54:52,599 It's a little camera. 463 00:54:52,601 --> 00:54:55,503 Sally G says to attach a little camera 464 00:54:55,505 --> 00:54:57,639 to a dildo and shove it up my ass? 465 00:54:57,641 --> 00:54:59,576 Sure sounds that way. 466 00:55:04,514 --> 00:55:05,947 How big's a GoPro? 467 00:55:05,949 --> 00:55:07,315 It's tiny. 468 00:55:07,317 --> 00:55:08,785 Well like how big? 469 00:55:13,323 --> 00:55:15,292 Fuck Sally G, what's next? 470 00:55:17,360 --> 00:55:21,664 Tim Tim, Tim Tim says, he looks like a piece of shit, 471 00:55:21,666 --> 00:55:23,297 he probably has AIDs. 472 00:55:23,299 --> 00:55:25,567 You should gut him and toss him in the river. 473 00:55:25,569 --> 00:55:27,839 Wear rubber gloves, faggot. 474 00:55:29,240 --> 00:55:31,374 You know what, fuck Tim Tim. 475 00:55:31,376 --> 00:55:33,644 He's got two first names. 476 00:55:43,021 --> 00:55:44,687 You know a lot of people are saying 477 00:55:44,689 --> 00:55:46,257 I should shoot you. 478 00:56:10,550 --> 00:56:12,386 You won't shoot him. 479 00:56:15,322 --> 00:56:16,624 What? 480 00:56:17,457 --> 00:56:19,393 This ends right here. 481 00:56:22,929 --> 00:56:23,764 Burt. 482 00:56:25,065 --> 00:56:26,300 Who? 483 00:56:27,367 --> 00:56:28,368 Shoot him. 484 00:56:34,575 --> 00:56:36,345 Answer me honestly. 485 00:56:37,878 --> 00:56:39,480 If you weren't you. 486 00:56:42,016 --> 00:56:44,920 Would you want to see me shoot you? 487 00:56:53,828 --> 00:56:55,364 I can't ask you. 488 00:56:56,998 --> 00:57:01,635 You're the guy being shot, of course you're gonna say no. 489 00:57:01,637 --> 00:57:04,273 You shoot me, you're fucked. 490 00:57:13,515 --> 00:57:15,582 They're gonna lock your ass up forever. 491 00:57:15,584 --> 00:57:17,351 Just go home. 492 00:57:17,353 --> 00:57:21,055 They'll give you community service and a book deal. 493 00:57:21,057 --> 00:57:22,422 You think so? 494 00:57:22,424 --> 00:57:24,692 Yeah, you haven't done anything 495 00:57:24,694 --> 00:57:27,395 that a pretty girl can't get away with. 496 00:57:27,397 --> 00:57:30,432 Cash out while you still have the chance to. 497 00:57:30,434 --> 00:57:32,034 It's for the view. 498 00:57:32,036 --> 00:57:34,469 What if there's more to see? 499 00:57:36,973 --> 00:57:38,642 Okay, are you ready? 500 00:57:41,111 --> 00:57:41,945 Go. 501 00:57:44,816 --> 00:57:45,647 Go! 502 00:57:49,920 --> 00:57:50,755 Bang. 503 00:57:58,161 --> 00:57:59,396 Marshall. 504 00:58:01,433 --> 00:58:02,068 I missed. 505 00:58:07,071 --> 00:58:08,840 - Okay, okay. - Oh shit. 506 00:58:11,809 --> 00:58:13,144 Okay, stay still. 507 00:58:13,146 --> 00:58:16,349 Wait. 508 00:58:27,760 --> 00:58:28,694 Marshall. 509 00:58:30,096 --> 00:58:31,531 - God! - Marshall. 510 00:58:38,872 --> 00:58:40,440 I forgot to record. 511 00:58:47,847 --> 00:58:49,416 You're doing great. 512 00:59:08,603 --> 00:59:09,438 Marshall. 513 00:59:10,772 --> 00:59:12,538 Marshall, talk to me. 514 00:59:12,540 --> 00:59:13,575 I can't. 515 00:59:14,776 --> 00:59:15,907 I feel weird. 516 00:59:15,909 --> 00:59:17,142 You have to, you have to, 517 00:59:17,144 --> 00:59:19,680 you're gonna pass out, talk to me. 518 00:59:19,682 --> 00:59:22,482 Something... 519 00:59:22,484 --> 00:59:23,518 Feel. 520 00:59:25,020 --> 00:59:26,819 Don't touch it, stop touching it, 521 00:59:26,821 --> 00:59:28,187 you're gonna make it worse. 522 00:59:28,189 --> 00:59:31,657 Shit. 523 00:59:31,659 --> 00:59:34,194 Jesus, pushing, something's pushing. 524 00:59:34,196 --> 00:59:37,163 I feel like my arm is giving birth. 525 00:59:37,165 --> 00:59:38,933 Marshall, you're bleeding, okay? 526 00:59:38,935 --> 00:59:41,001 We're gonna fix it, nothing is coming out of your arm. 527 00:59:41,003 --> 00:59:43,939 We need to think positive thoughts. 528 00:59:44,974 --> 00:59:46,742 Snow days, hedgehogs, 529 00:59:47,643 --> 00:59:49,076 - coming. - Coming. 530 00:59:49,078 --> 00:59:51,614 - Sushi. - Coming, I like sushi. 531 00:59:51,616 --> 00:59:52,814 I like sushi. 532 00:59:52,816 --> 00:59:54,115 Michael Jackson, Froot Loops, 533 00:59:54,117 --> 00:59:56,752 Michael Jackson eating Froot Loops, 534 00:59:56,754 --> 00:59:59,586 don't touch it, stop touching it. 535 00:59:59,588 --> 01:00:01,824 There's an eel coming out of my arm! 536 01:00:01,826 --> 01:00:02,925 What? 537 01:00:02,927 --> 01:00:04,259 There's an eel coming out of my arm. 538 01:00:04,261 --> 01:00:05,227 That's impossible, 539 01:00:05,229 --> 01:00:06,361 there's no fucking eel coming out of your arm. 540 01:00:06,363 --> 01:00:09,631 I can feel it, I can feel it, 541 01:00:09,633 --> 01:00:10,865 I can see it. 542 01:00:10,867 --> 01:00:12,300 Marshall, it's not an eel. 543 01:00:15,139 --> 01:00:17,640 Oh my god, it's a fucking eel, 544 01:00:17,642 --> 01:00:21,480 you have a fucking eel coming out of your arm! 545 01:00:23,548 --> 01:00:26,615 It is, it is, let it out, let it out! 546 01:00:26,617 --> 01:00:27,716 It's going, it's going! 547 01:00:27,718 --> 01:00:28,851 Is it going? 548 01:00:36,894 --> 01:00:39,196 Unfortunately in life, there are times 549 01:00:39,198 --> 01:00:42,565 when someone receives such a significant injury 550 01:00:42,567 --> 01:00:44,936 that a tourniquet may have to be applied. 551 01:00:44,938 --> 01:00:47,136 Hello, I'm Captain Jim Johnson 552 01:00:47,138 --> 01:00:50,341 and today I'm gonna show you how to apply a tourniquet. 553 01:00:50,343 --> 01:00:53,677 So Lisa here appears to be in quite a bit of pain 554 01:00:53,679 --> 01:00:56,313 and I can see that there's bleeding from the arm. 555 01:00:56,315 --> 01:00:59,317 So real quick, I wanna do a head to toe assessment 556 01:00:59,319 --> 01:01:03,123 to see if there are any more serious wounds. 557 01:01:10,096 --> 01:01:12,663 So Lisa, are you experiencing any pain 558 01:01:12,665 --> 01:01:15,602 aside from the wound in your arm? 559 01:01:20,740 --> 01:01:23,040 Everything is gonna be okay, Lisa. 560 01:01:23,042 --> 01:01:26,346 We're gonna get you help and we're gonna stop the bleeding. 561 01:01:26,348 --> 01:01:30,649 Take a wide bandage or some other type of cloth material 562 01:01:30,651 --> 01:01:33,019 and place it right above the wound. 563 01:01:33,021 --> 01:01:34,855 Make an overhand knot, 564 01:01:35,889 --> 01:01:37,058 make it tight. 565 01:01:38,192 --> 01:01:40,794 Next place a pen over that knot 566 01:01:42,396 --> 01:01:44,866 with another overhand knot. 567 01:01:49,904 --> 01:01:50,739 Tight. 568 01:01:54,810 --> 01:01:56,746 Next, rotate that pen 569 01:02:00,715 --> 01:02:02,719 until the bleeding stops. 570 01:02:05,187 --> 01:02:07,754 Just know that applying a tourniquet 571 01:02:07,756 --> 01:02:12,226 is a last resort and may result in Lisa losing her arm. 572 01:02:12,228 --> 01:02:16,598 Congratulations you may have just saved someone's life. 573 01:02:21,303 --> 01:02:24,738 Okay, I think we're in tourniquet territory. 574 01:02:24,740 --> 01:02:26,376 Good god. 575 01:02:28,145 --> 01:02:30,411 You are losing a lot of blood. 576 01:02:30,413 --> 01:02:31,649 No shit. 577 01:02:32,616 --> 01:02:34,783 I'm gonna end up with a stuffer for an arm 578 01:02:34,785 --> 01:02:36,352 if I'm lucky. 579 01:02:36,354 --> 01:02:38,320 Listen, get me a god damn tourniquet 580 01:02:38,322 --> 01:02:40,790 and bring me to a hospital. 581 01:02:42,726 --> 01:02:43,726 Are you experiencing any other plan 582 01:02:43,728 --> 01:02:44,694 besides the bullet wound? 583 01:02:44,696 --> 01:02:46,428 Fuck you, fuck you. 584 01:02:46,430 --> 01:02:47,962 Listen, I'm gonna die in this tub 585 01:02:47,964 --> 01:02:50,801 if you don't get your shit together. 586 01:02:50,803 --> 01:02:51,637 Oh shit. 587 01:02:55,040 --> 01:02:57,440 Things are getting really narrow. 588 01:02:57,442 --> 01:02:59,810 Look, you are not going to die. 589 01:02:59,812 --> 01:03:02,815 I am not taking you to a hospital. 590 01:03:08,320 --> 01:03:10,689 Just drop me off and go. 591 01:03:24,069 --> 01:03:25,004 Marshall. 592 01:03:26,406 --> 01:03:28,106 Marshall, Marshie! 593 01:03:28,108 --> 01:03:29,376 Marshall, shit! 594 01:03:30,477 --> 01:03:32,046 Marshall, Marshall. 595 01:03:33,046 --> 01:03:33,880 Shit! 596 01:03:35,848 --> 01:03:36,683 Marshall. 597 01:04:17,558 --> 01:04:19,826 What did I tell you? 598 01:04:19,828 --> 01:04:21,831 97 cents in a paper bag. 599 01:04:28,170 --> 01:04:29,872 Tell me a story. 600 01:04:43,420 --> 01:04:44,255 Come on. 601 01:04:50,526 --> 01:04:52,462 You're a little shit. 602 01:04:57,302 --> 01:04:58,469 You got one? 603 01:05:02,973 --> 01:05:03,807 I guess. 604 01:05:06,275 --> 01:05:07,444 I'm excited. 605 01:05:15,485 --> 01:05:18,055 Well don't get your hopes up. 606 01:05:23,294 --> 01:05:25,964 It was like, um, five years ago. 607 01:05:29,032 --> 01:05:32,804 Everybody was waiting for the storm to hit. 608 01:05:38,244 --> 01:05:40,946 I thought I had enough time to 609 01:05:41,647 --> 01:05:43,113 board up my motel 610 01:05:43,115 --> 01:05:44,818 so I left my house 611 01:05:49,456 --> 01:05:51,457 and I left my kid there. 612 01:05:53,124 --> 01:05:54,827 Well it turns out, 613 01:05:55,895 --> 01:05:58,931 the storm rolled in early and I... 614 01:06:05,105 --> 01:06:08,641 I got stuck in the flood and I couldn't get 615 01:06:08,643 --> 01:06:09,944 back in time. 616 01:06:14,682 --> 01:06:16,851 The motel was under water. 617 01:06:19,020 --> 01:06:21,455 The house got hit pretty bad. 618 01:06:23,691 --> 01:06:26,557 Lift the whole roof up. 619 01:06:46,714 --> 01:06:49,551 It was the worst thing I ever did. 620 01:06:56,125 --> 01:06:56,960 She... 621 01:06:58,526 --> 01:07:01,062 She's probably your age now. 622 01:07:02,297 --> 01:07:06,168 I don't know, have you even graduated high school yet? 623 01:07:13,276 --> 01:07:16,611 Have you ever done this before? 624 01:07:22,284 --> 01:07:24,687 I can't see you. 625 01:07:30,426 --> 01:07:31,262 It's... 626 01:07:33,429 --> 01:07:34,264 It's... 627 01:07:43,508 --> 01:07:45,342 Hey, hey. 628 01:07:47,045 --> 01:07:47,680 Hey Kiya. 629 01:07:50,681 --> 01:07:51,515 Kiya. 630 01:07:53,584 --> 01:07:54,419 Huh? 631 01:07:59,090 --> 01:08:01,660 Do you hear traffic? 632 01:08:03,594 --> 01:08:04,529 A little. 633 01:08:06,765 --> 01:08:10,969 Do you think the front door's open. 634 01:08:16,441 --> 01:08:17,977 Where's the rat? 635 01:08:21,814 --> 01:08:22,649 Oh no. 636 01:08:24,618 --> 01:08:25,817 Shit, shit, shit, shit. 637 01:08:25,819 --> 01:08:27,520 What? 638 01:08:28,686 --> 01:08:31,056 - I think he ran. - He ran? 639 01:08:35,161 --> 01:08:36,296 Well go get him. 640 01:09:14,369 --> 01:09:15,370 I got him. 641 01:09:50,474 --> 01:09:52,475 Hey, just so you know, 642 01:09:54,245 --> 01:09:56,081 I could've fucked you. 643 01:13:00,339 --> 01:13:04,407 You're just another fame obsessed junkie 644 01:13:04,409 --> 01:13:06,376 trying to make the biggest splash you can 645 01:13:06,378 --> 01:13:09,847 before you shit out a kid and die of cancer. 646 01:23:42,041 --> 01:23:47,041 Subtitles by explosiveskull 42883

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