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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,601 --> 00:00:04,270 (ominous music) 2 00:00:41,241 --> 00:00:43,543 (TV static) 3 00:00:54,154 --> 00:00:56,456 (footsteps) 4 00:01:06,733 --> 00:01:07,567 - Lexi? 5 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:10,737 Babe? 6 00:01:18,478 --> 00:01:19,312 Lexi? 7 00:01:25,185 --> 00:01:26,186 Lexi? 8 00:01:26,186 --> 00:01:28,354 - Surprise! - Oh! Jesus! 9 00:01:28,354 --> 00:01:32,459 - (laughs) ♪Happy birthday, to you. Happy birthday, to you♪ 10 00:01:32,459 --> 00:01:37,263 ♪Happy Birthday, to you. Happy birthday to you.♪ 11 00:01:37,263 --> 00:01:38,331 Make a wish Freddy! 12 00:01:38,331 --> 00:01:39,299 Make it a good one. 13 00:01:44,070 --> 00:01:46,706 (blowing noise) 14 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:51,978 (laughs) 15 00:01:51,978 --> 00:01:55,014 (ominous scratching) 16 00:01:57,183 --> 00:01:59,552 - Who the fuck is that? - Hm? 17 00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:02,722 It's a birthday present babe! 18 00:02:03,823 --> 00:02:05,925 - But, I wanted an Alexa? 19 00:02:07,694 --> 00:02:08,628 - What a bitch. 20 00:02:10,330 --> 00:02:11,664 Remember how you said back in high school 21 00:02:11,664 --> 00:02:13,800 you got bullied all the time 22 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:16,236 and one day you get your revenge on them? 23 00:02:18,771 --> 00:02:22,509 - Honey, remember the talk we had about sarcasm? 24 00:02:23,943 --> 00:02:27,180 I guess wanting revenge is kind of like sarcasm. 25 00:02:27,180 --> 00:02:30,683 - Huh. It's never enough for you. Is it Freddy? 26 00:02:30,683 --> 00:02:32,952 You know I spent three months tracking this guy down. 27 00:02:32,952 --> 00:02:34,587 I even followed him at work 28 00:02:34,587 --> 00:02:35,855 and I even hacked his Netflix account 29 00:02:35,855 --> 00:02:37,157 so I could find out what movies he really likes. 30 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:39,592 And it's just, I wanted to do something big 31 00:02:39,592 --> 00:02:40,793 and special for your birthday, 32 00:02:40,793 --> 00:02:42,862 and you couldn't even say thank you. 33 00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:46,466 Just like my ex was. 34 00:02:46,466 --> 00:02:49,736 - What? I never hit you like Fernando did. 35 00:02:51,804 --> 00:02:53,973 - We're not talking about Fernando right now. 36 00:02:57,377 --> 00:02:59,245 What the fuck! 37 00:02:59,245 --> 00:03:02,782 Everything I do! Everything! Is all for you! 38 00:03:02,782 --> 00:03:05,785 And you don't even fucking care! 39 00:03:05,785 --> 00:03:10,790 Do you know how much time I spent for you and (indistinct) 40 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:16,095 (crying) 41 00:03:24,003 --> 00:03:26,105 - Calm down man, I am trying to untie you. 42 00:03:27,941 --> 00:03:32,946 - [Lexi] Oh my god! (crying) 43 00:03:35,515 --> 00:03:37,850 - Freddy fucking Kim? 44 00:03:37,850 --> 00:03:39,118 - Brock? 45 00:03:39,118 --> 00:03:41,387 - Kimchi what the fuck is going on here man? 46 00:03:41,387 --> 00:03:43,523 Wait, wait is that your fucking girlfriend? 47 00:03:44,490 --> 00:03:45,425 - Fiance. 48 00:03:45,425 --> 00:03:48,194 (glass breaking) 49 00:03:54,968 --> 00:03:56,402 - How are you dating a girl like this? 50 00:03:56,402 --> 00:03:58,104 - She took pity on me after she that video 51 00:03:58,104 --> 00:04:00,039 you guys spraying soy sauce on my butt. 52 00:04:02,108 --> 00:04:05,645 - Dude, she's, she's kind of hot and like an Oriental way. 53 00:04:07,614 --> 00:04:08,681 (chains rattling) 54 00:04:08,681 --> 00:04:10,250 - Shit. Its locked. - What? 55 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:12,418 - Where's the key? - I don't fucking know! 56 00:04:12,418 --> 00:04:16,189 - [Lexi] Honey? (thunder rumble) 57 00:04:16,189 --> 00:04:19,058 So you want cake now or after? 58 00:04:20,693 --> 00:04:22,295 - After. Definitely after. 59 00:04:24,364 --> 00:04:28,368 - What the hell? You, you're choosing him over me? 60 00:04:30,303 --> 00:04:31,237 You know you're never going to find 61 00:04:31,237 --> 00:04:32,739 anyone else as good as me? 62 00:04:32,739 --> 00:04:35,275 - Crazy and hot, oh that's my favorite combination. 63 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:36,976 (choking sound) 64 00:04:36,976 --> 00:04:38,244 - [Lexi] I spent so much time and care 65 00:04:38,244 --> 00:04:41,614 finding him for you and everything is, perfect. 66 00:04:43,349 --> 00:04:45,218 He didn't even know I was stalking him. 67 00:04:45,218 --> 00:04:48,488 - Actually I totally did, kinda gave me a boner. 68 00:04:48,488 --> 00:04:50,089 (Brock groans) - Shut up Brock. 69 00:04:51,457 --> 00:04:53,092 - Kill him now. 70 00:04:53,092 --> 00:04:54,327 - [Lexi] My precious (indistinct). 71 00:04:54,327 --> 00:04:55,161 - Wait! 72 00:04:57,964 --> 00:05:00,166 Who are we gonna fuck? We aren't gonna fuck? 73 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:04,470 Well why don't we not fucking kill me?! 74 00:05:04,470 --> 00:05:07,907 - I don't think any of this is a good idea. 75 00:05:07,907 --> 00:05:10,476 - How can you be so sweet and sour to me, Freddy? 76 00:05:10,476 --> 00:05:12,378 - What the fuck is going on right now? 77 00:05:12,378 --> 00:05:14,314 Is this some kind of kinky fucking- 78 00:05:15,915 --> 00:05:18,051 look, I, I don't want to die like this! 79 00:05:18,051 --> 00:05:22,121 - [Lexi] Freddy. Just take this knife 80 00:05:22,121 --> 00:05:24,290 and start with his limbs. 81 00:05:24,290 --> 00:05:25,825 - No, no, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't do it! 82 00:05:25,825 --> 00:05:27,460 Don't do it Kimchi Kim! 83 00:05:27,460 --> 00:05:28,728 (choking sound) Fuck! 84 00:05:28,728 --> 00:05:32,298 Okay! Okay. I fucked up. I fucked up man, 85 00:05:32,298 --> 00:05:34,000 look I should have never fucking told people 86 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:37,470 you look like fucking. (choking noise) 87 00:05:37,470 --> 00:05:39,739 - If you don't, take this little shit stain 88 00:05:39,739 --> 00:05:42,141 and send him back to hell? 89 00:05:42,141 --> 00:05:43,242 Prove your love to me? 90 00:05:48,081 --> 00:05:49,982 I'm going to have to break up with you. 91 00:05:49,982 --> 00:05:52,618 - What? Babe, I love you. 92 00:05:53,986 --> 00:05:57,390 Don't break up with me because I won't murder someone. 93 00:05:57,390 --> 00:05:59,359 - No, look, look, Freddy. 94 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:00,927 Freddy, we could still fuck, man. 95 00:06:00,927 --> 00:06:03,663 Okay? Hey, that's still on the table here. 96 00:06:03,663 --> 00:06:05,098 - [Brock] Look, I know I fucked up dude. 97 00:06:05,098 --> 00:06:07,867 I should have never poured that fucking bucket 98 00:06:07,867 --> 00:06:10,436 of kimchi on you at prom. It was just a fucking joke man. 99 00:06:10,436 --> 00:06:14,207 (groaning and choking noise) 100 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:19,178 Take my watch, take my watch! Take it! 101 00:06:19,178 --> 00:06:20,813 Fucking thing is worth at least 50 bucks! 102 00:06:20,813 --> 00:06:25,818 Take my fucking- (choking sounds) 103 00:06:26,786 --> 00:06:29,756 Fucking (indistinct) let me go! 104 00:06:29,756 --> 00:06:31,924 (gasping) 105 00:07:06,092 --> 00:07:10,663 - Oh. (retching) 106 00:07:18,404 --> 00:07:19,238 - [Lexi] Babe? 107 00:07:20,606 --> 00:07:21,441 Are you okay? 108 00:07:25,111 --> 00:07:25,945 How do you feel? 109 00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:34,020 - I feel, (laughs) 110 00:07:34,020 --> 00:07:39,025 fucking awesome! (laughs) 111 00:07:39,959 --> 00:07:42,228 - Yay! Happy birthday babe! 112 00:07:44,497 --> 00:07:47,967 So, do you want a small slice or big slice? Hm? 113 00:07:49,435 --> 00:07:52,238 (laughs) 114 00:07:52,238 --> 00:07:54,740 (wind chimes) 115 00:08:07,653 --> 00:08:09,889 - Hello there Fernando. 116 00:08:09,889 --> 00:08:12,792 (muffled shouting) 117 00:08:18,130 --> 00:08:21,901 (instrumental birthday song) 118 00:09:17,189 --> 00:09:20,359 (upbeat techno music) 119 00:09:29,302 --> 00:09:31,804 (mouse click) 120 00:09:32,905 --> 00:09:35,007 (chimes) 121 00:09:42,748 --> 00:09:44,016 - Hey girl, hey! 122 00:09:44,016 --> 00:09:45,685 - Hi Katie. How are you? 123 00:09:45,685 --> 00:09:47,420 - I'm good. 124 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:49,722 - Oh my god, you look awesome for being in quarantine. 125 00:09:49,722 --> 00:09:52,558 - Oh. Stop it. (laughs) 126 00:09:52,558 --> 00:09:53,993 Thank you I appreciate it. 127 00:09:53,993 --> 00:09:57,229 I, you know, gotta make myself feel better sometimes. 128 00:09:57,229 --> 00:10:00,266 - I feel that. Self-care, self-love. 129 00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:01,267 - Right? (chime noise) 130 00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:02,201 - Hey Rica. 131 00:10:02,201 --> 00:10:03,736 - Hi guys. 132 00:10:03,736 --> 00:10:04,937 - How are you? 133 00:10:04,937 --> 00:10:07,340 - Good. It's so nice to see humans. 134 00:10:07,340 --> 00:10:09,075 - I know right. 135 00:10:09,075 --> 00:10:11,210 - I've missed faces. 136 00:10:11,210 --> 00:10:12,845 - Your hair looks so good! Did you get it cut? 137 00:10:12,845 --> 00:10:14,313 - Yeah, luscious. - Thank you! 138 00:10:14,313 --> 00:10:16,449 No, I didn't cut it. It's just like going wild. 139 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:17,883 I need to cut it, but- 140 00:10:17,883 --> 00:10:19,118 - No, it's beautiful. 141 00:10:19,118 --> 00:10:20,152 - No, I love it. It looks really good. 142 00:10:20,152 --> 00:10:21,120 - Hey ladies! 143 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:22,054 - Hi Lucy! - Hey Lucy! 144 00:10:22,054 --> 00:10:23,356 - Long time no see. (laughs) 145 00:10:23,356 --> 00:10:25,291 - Oh yeah. - Mhm. 146 00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:26,292 - How long has it been? 147 00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:28,294 - Ugh. Too long. I'm going crazy. 148 00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:29,595 (laughs) 149 00:10:29,595 --> 00:10:31,597 - Months. - Me too. 150 00:10:31,597 --> 00:10:32,832 - Okay guys. 151 00:10:32,832 --> 00:10:35,368 I just wanted to thank you guys for being here. 152 00:10:35,368 --> 00:10:36,902 I know you saw the email I sent 153 00:10:36,902 --> 00:10:40,306 but I just wanted to say it in person that I'm really sad 154 00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:43,109 we're not gonna be able to shoot the movie this summer. 155 00:10:43,109 --> 00:10:44,443 - I know it sucks. 156 00:10:44,443 --> 00:10:46,379 I was really looking forward to it. 157 00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:48,080 - Yeah. Me too. 158 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:49,548 - Yeah, this was going to be your first feature 159 00:10:49,548 --> 00:10:51,450 you directed. Right Candice? 160 00:10:51,450 --> 00:10:54,520 - Yeah. And I mean, hey, it's still will be. 161 00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:56,722 - Hell yeah. We'll just be a couple months. 162 00:10:56,722 --> 00:10:59,225 - Yeah. After we survive this, this quarantine 163 00:10:59,225 --> 00:11:00,526 we'll get our schedules figured out 164 00:11:00,526 --> 00:11:01,761 and we'll make it happen. 165 00:11:01,761 --> 00:11:04,263 - Okay, cool. Cause I still want to do it. 166 00:11:04,263 --> 00:11:05,231 - Oh good. (laughs) 167 00:11:05,231 --> 00:11:06,666 - Yeah, I mean, 168 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:09,669 none of us are really going anywhere right now so. 169 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,637 - Yeah, we're available. 170 00:11:11,637 --> 00:11:13,506 - Yeah, and your script is so good! 171 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:14,740 I was blown away, 172 00:11:14,740 --> 00:11:17,543 that third act is like really fucking intense. 173 00:11:17,543 --> 00:11:19,912 - Yeah. Oh my gosh. 174 00:11:19,912 --> 00:11:21,313 So good. Seriously. 175 00:11:21,313 --> 00:11:23,849 - Thank you guys. That's so nice. 176 00:11:23,849 --> 00:11:25,951 - Yeah, no, you're a fantastic writer. 177 00:11:25,951 --> 00:11:28,320 - Candice. Did you write those incantations 178 00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:30,056 that my character says? 179 00:11:30,056 --> 00:11:32,558 - No, actually I got them 180 00:11:32,558 --> 00:11:34,927 from a book of spells that I found or Mike, my 181 00:11:34,927 --> 00:11:37,363 my boyfriend, found it and I just used it. 182 00:11:38,230 --> 00:11:40,032 - Oh wow. That's so cool. 183 00:11:40,032 --> 00:11:41,834 - Yeah. Well, okay, like real book, you know? 184 00:11:41,834 --> 00:11:43,502 I don't think you'd actually disappear. 185 00:11:43,502 --> 00:11:44,704 If you said all that stuff. (laughs) 186 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:46,872 - I would hope not. 187 00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:48,974 - Oh, Candace? 188 00:11:51,110 --> 00:11:53,846 The guy who hired to play the serial killer. 189 00:11:53,846 --> 00:11:55,114 Is this he still on board? 190 00:11:56,749 --> 00:11:57,917 - Eddie? Yeah. 191 00:11:57,917 --> 00:11:59,819 I mean, he got the email and I 192 00:11:59,819 --> 00:12:02,621 I haven't really talked to him about it directly. 193 00:12:02,621 --> 00:12:03,856 Why, why you ask? 194 00:12:04,824 --> 00:12:06,258 - Well, I hate to say it, 195 00:12:06,258 --> 00:12:09,295 but I kind of got a really weird text from him. 196 00:12:09,295 --> 00:12:10,296 - Oh my God. 197 00:12:10,296 --> 00:12:11,497 I did too. 198 00:12:11,497 --> 00:12:12,531 - Wait really? 199 00:12:12,531 --> 00:12:14,033 - No way. Are you serious? 200 00:12:14,033 --> 00:12:15,334 - Yeah. 201 00:12:15,334 --> 00:12:17,269 - I got something from him too actually. 202 00:12:17,269 --> 00:12:18,504 It was a little weird. 203 00:12:18,504 --> 00:12:19,472 - Okay, wait, wait, wait, what? 204 00:12:19,472 --> 00:12:22,141 What? What do you mean? 205 00:12:22,141 --> 00:12:24,076 - Here. I'll just read it to you. 206 00:12:24,076 --> 00:12:25,444 - Okay. 207 00:12:25,444 --> 00:12:28,114 (ominous music) 208 00:12:37,656 --> 00:12:41,360 - Okay. So this was last night at like one in the morning. 209 00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:42,862 - Of course. 210 00:12:42,862 --> 00:12:45,498 - If Candace doesn't want me to play the serial killer 211 00:12:45,498 --> 00:12:47,166 in her movie then maybe I should 212 00:12:47,166 --> 00:12:49,201 start paying some people a visit 213 00:12:49,201 --> 00:12:51,504 and start getting into character. 214 00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:53,005 - Okay. 215 00:12:53,005 --> 00:12:56,442 - What, wait what the fuck does that even mean? 216 00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:59,044 - Wait, wait, wait, listen to this. 217 00:12:59,044 --> 00:13:01,547 He like doesn't have my numbers. 218 00:13:01,547 --> 00:13:04,016 So he emailed this to me. 219 00:13:05,484 --> 00:13:10,489 He said, Hey Rehka, I guess the movie is not happening? 220 00:13:11,957 --> 00:13:15,027 I really wanted it to be the serial killer. 221 00:13:15,027 --> 00:13:16,362 Maybe I still can be? 222 00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:19,398 What are you up to later tonight? LOL. 223 00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:21,934 - Okay. - Whoa. 224 00:13:21,934 --> 00:13:23,936 - Guys. Why the hell did you not tell me about this earlier? 225 00:13:23,936 --> 00:13:25,104 Holy shit! 226 00:13:26,438 --> 00:13:27,673 - I don't know. 227 00:13:27,673 --> 00:13:31,076 I guess I just thought he was like really bored 228 00:13:31,076 --> 00:13:33,546 or something. Trying to be funny? 229 00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:34,547 - No, no, no, no. 230 00:13:34,547 --> 00:13:35,781 That is not cool. 231 00:13:35,781 --> 00:13:37,349 And I'm kicking him off of the project 232 00:13:37,349 --> 00:13:38,551 like immediately. 233 00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:41,053 Hey Lucy, did he send you something too? 234 00:13:41,053 --> 00:13:45,090 - Yeah, but I just says says Candice sucks. 235 00:13:45,090 --> 00:13:49,862 (laughs) - What a psycho! Holy shit! 236 00:13:49,862 --> 00:13:50,796 - Yeah. Not okay. 237 00:13:50,796 --> 00:13:52,298 I am emailing him right now. 238 00:13:52,298 --> 00:13:54,166 Kicking his ass off. 239 00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:55,234 - Right, good. Fucking loser. 240 00:13:55,234 --> 00:13:56,502 - Yeah. Good call Candace. 241 00:13:57,670 --> 00:14:00,339 (knocking noise) 242 00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:03,242 - What was that? 243 00:14:04,577 --> 00:14:06,912 - I think that was my front door? 244 00:14:06,912 --> 00:14:08,581 - Oh my God, Katie. 245 00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:10,583 (knocking intensifies) 246 00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:11,417 - Uh. 247 00:14:12,885 --> 00:14:13,786 - What the heck? 248 00:14:15,554 --> 00:14:17,489 - Should I call nine one one? 249 00:14:17,489 --> 00:14:18,691 - Katie are you serious? 250 00:14:19,758 --> 00:14:21,060 - Yeah, what if its Eddie? 251 00:14:22,127 --> 00:14:23,429 - No it can't be. 252 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:27,600 - Well, I don't know who else is going to be at this hour? 253 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:28,868 (knocking continues) 254 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,970 - Okay. I'm calling nine one one. 255 00:14:30,970 --> 00:14:31,804 - Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. 256 00:14:31,804 --> 00:14:33,105 - Oh my God 257 00:14:33,105 --> 00:14:35,474 - Guys, I don't know what to do right now. 258 00:14:35,474 --> 00:14:36,609 - Katie? You have to get out of there. 259 00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:38,878 - Yeah, like, oh my God. 260 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:39,912 (all shouting) 261 00:14:39,912 --> 00:14:41,413 - Katie! Don't get up! - Katie! 262 00:14:41,413 --> 00:14:42,481 (knocking on door) 263 00:14:42,481 --> 00:14:43,148 - Oh my God. - Why is she getting up? 264 00:14:43,148 --> 00:14:43,949 Oh my God. 265 00:14:43,949 --> 00:14:44,783 - C'mon, someone answer! 266 00:14:44,783 --> 00:14:45,985 - Hide or something! 267 00:14:45,985 --> 00:14:47,820 - Is she about to answer the front door? 268 00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:48,654 (Katie screams) 269 00:14:48,654 --> 00:14:49,488 - No, no, no, no. 270 00:14:49,488 --> 00:14:50,456 - Oh my God. 271 00:14:50,456 --> 00:14:51,857 Katie! - Katie! 272 00:14:51,857 --> 00:14:53,392 Oh my God! 273 00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:54,994 - Oh my God, oh my God! 274 00:14:54,994 --> 00:14:57,229 - Hi, yes, my friend- (all talking at once) 275 00:14:57,229 --> 00:14:58,697 - Katie! - We need someone right away! 276 00:14:58,697 --> 00:15:00,566 - Katie! - I don't even know what- 277 00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:01,367 - Katie! 278 00:15:02,801 --> 00:15:05,104 (Katie gasping) 279 00:15:05,104 --> 00:15:07,106 - Oh my God. - Oh my God! 280 00:15:08,340 --> 00:15:10,109 - No, no (indistinct) webcam! 281 00:15:10,109 --> 00:15:11,510 (Katie gasping) 282 00:15:11,510 --> 00:15:13,045 I, I don't know! - Oh my God, Katie. 283 00:15:13,045 --> 00:15:14,480 - Lucy did you get ahold of- 284 00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:17,049 (Katie crying) - Ohh! 285 00:15:17,049 --> 00:15:20,586 - Oh my God! (Katie screams) 286 00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:23,222 - Oh my God! Katie! - Katie! 287 00:15:23,222 --> 00:15:25,824 (Katie crying) 288 00:15:27,192 --> 00:15:28,794 - Oh my God it's Eddie. 289 00:15:28,794 --> 00:15:30,262 Oh my God it's Eddie, oh my God, oh my. 290 00:15:32,064 --> 00:15:37,069 - Well, well. Look at this nice little meeting we're having. 291 00:15:38,904 --> 00:15:40,873 Why wasn't I invited? 292 00:15:40,873 --> 00:15:45,044 - Eddie. What the fuck? How could you do this? 293 00:15:45,044 --> 00:15:48,113 - I'm just trying to get into character Candice. 294 00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:50,950 Maybe, if you didn't cancel the movie 295 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,452 this wouldn't have happened? 296 00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:54,453 - What? 297 00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:55,387 - Oh my God. 298 00:15:55,387 --> 00:15:56,555 - Fuck you Eddie. 299 00:15:56,555 --> 00:15:58,791 - You're going to pay for this. 300 00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:02,227 - No, Rehka. I think you will. 301 00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:05,931 I think you all will. 302 00:16:05,931 --> 00:16:07,900 - What the fuck are you talking about? 303 00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:12,538 - See. I have some friends that share my little hobby. 304 00:16:14,006 --> 00:16:17,409 And since Candice was nice enough to provide all of your 305 00:16:17,409 --> 00:16:19,278 addresses on the production sheet 306 00:16:19,278 --> 00:16:20,813 - No, no, no, no. 307 00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:24,850 - One of you will be getting a visitor. 308 00:16:24,850 --> 00:16:26,418 Right now. 309 00:16:26,418 --> 00:16:28,087 - Oh, my God. Rehka. 310 00:16:29,154 --> 00:16:30,289 - Who are you? 311 00:16:30,289 --> 00:16:31,590 - No Rehka! - Get out of there! 312 00:16:31,590 --> 00:16:33,726 - Who are you? Get away from me! 313 00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:35,461 - Get in the closet and hide Rehka! 314 00:16:36,395 --> 00:16:38,063 - Rehka! - Rehka! 315 00:16:38,063 --> 00:16:41,300 - Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. Rehka! 316 00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:43,168 - Oh my God, oh my God, Rehka! 317 00:16:43,168 --> 00:16:44,003 - Ahh! 318 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,604 (Rehka screaming) 319 00:16:45,604 --> 00:16:46,672 - Oh my God. 320 00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:47,906 (banging) 321 00:16:47,906 --> 00:16:49,408 - Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God 322 00:16:49,408 --> 00:16:50,709 (crying) 323 00:16:50,709 --> 00:16:51,844 - No Rehka! - I don't know what to do! 324 00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:53,178 - Rehka, Rehka, Rekha. 325 00:16:53,178 --> 00:16:55,614 (Rehka gasping) - Rehka! 326 00:16:55,614 --> 00:16:57,249 - Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God 327 00:16:59,084 --> 00:17:00,085 - Oh my God! 328 00:17:02,654 --> 00:17:03,822 - Eddie. I'm gonna come over there 329 00:17:03,822 --> 00:17:05,991 and fucking kill you myself. 330 00:17:05,991 --> 00:17:07,326 - Oo! Sounds good. 331 00:17:08,227 --> 00:17:09,495 Come on by! 332 00:17:09,495 --> 00:17:11,130 - You piece of shit. You want to play? 333 00:17:11,130 --> 00:17:12,264 Yeah. I'm coming right now. 334 00:17:12,264 --> 00:17:13,832 - Candice, wait, wait, wait. 335 00:17:13,832 --> 00:17:15,234 They're answering me. Hello? 336 00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:18,537 Yes, I called earlier. My friend was being attacked. 337 00:17:20,806 --> 00:17:23,375 What do you mean you're not sending anyone? 338 00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:24,209 - What? 339 00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:28,213 (ominous music) 340 00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:40,793 - How would you know that Katie and Rehka are okay? 341 00:17:43,128 --> 00:17:45,697 - Lucy. What is happening? 342 00:17:46,999 --> 00:17:50,135 - Oh, because Candice's birthday is tomorrow 343 00:17:50,135 --> 00:17:52,004 and we wanted to pull an elaborate prank to scare 344 00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:53,472 the shit out of her. 345 00:17:56,375 --> 00:17:59,211 (everyone laughs) 346 00:18:01,547 --> 00:18:03,048 - Are you, are you fucking kidding me? 347 00:18:03,048 --> 00:18:05,751 - Happy Birthday! - Oh my God. 348 00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:07,252 - Oh my God. 349 00:18:07,252 --> 00:18:08,754 - Oh that was awesome! (laughs) 350 00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:11,924 - You guys what the hell? That is so fucked up. 351 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,826 - We got her. 352 00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:15,060 - You can't be mad at us Candice, 353 00:18:15,060 --> 00:18:16,795 we didn't think you'd fall for it. 354 00:18:16,795 --> 00:18:18,263 (laughs) 355 00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:20,065 - C'mon you've never seen any fake blood before? 356 00:18:21,967 --> 00:18:23,135 - Did you record that? 357 00:18:23,135 --> 00:18:25,304 - We recorded everything. Everything. 358 00:18:25,304 --> 00:18:27,573 - Oh my God. I hate all of you. 359 00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:31,043 - That was awesome! I can't believe it. 360 00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:32,478 - Unbelievable. 361 00:18:32,478 --> 00:18:33,712 - I can't believe we pulled it off. Holy shit. 362 00:18:33,712 --> 00:18:34,913 - Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 363 00:18:34,913 --> 00:18:37,816 Eddie. What are you doing at Katie's house? 364 00:18:38,917 --> 00:18:42,087 - Oh, we've been hanging out. 365 00:18:42,087 --> 00:18:44,690 - We're fucking is what he's trying to say. 366 00:18:44,690 --> 00:18:48,627 - Wow. Okay. Okay. News flash. 367 00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:49,728 - Wow Katie language. 368 00:18:51,029 --> 00:18:52,464 - Anyways, we're sorry, Candice. 369 00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:54,266 But, we love you. 370 00:18:54,266 --> 00:18:55,968 - Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I love you too. 371 00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,836 You just got to give me a minute 372 00:18:57,836 --> 00:19:00,672 so I can let my heart stop beating so fast. 373 00:19:00,672 --> 00:19:01,740 Jesus Christ. 374 00:19:01,740 --> 00:19:04,409 (everyone talking) 375 00:19:04,409 --> 00:19:05,978 - Oh my gosh. 376 00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:08,580 - We, we got her good you guys. 377 00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:11,383 - Candice, there's someone behind you. 378 00:19:11,383 --> 00:19:12,951 - Yeah, sure Lucy 379 00:19:12,951 --> 00:19:15,354 - No, I'm dead serious. Turn around. 380 00:19:15,354 --> 00:19:16,522 - Oh my God. Who is this? 381 00:19:16,522 --> 00:19:17,623 You guys went all out. 382 00:19:17,623 --> 00:19:18,824 - No, Candice. 383 00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:20,359 We didn't send anyone over there. 384 00:19:20,359 --> 00:19:21,693 - No, no, no, Candice this isn't a part of the prank 385 00:19:21,693 --> 00:19:23,929 - What the fuck? - I don't know who that is. 386 00:19:23,929 --> 00:19:25,497 - Wait, what? - Candice? 387 00:19:26,465 --> 00:19:28,934 (Candice screams) 388 00:19:28,934 --> 00:19:30,335 - What the fuck? - Candice? 389 00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:35,507 - What's going on? - Candice? 390 00:19:38,310 --> 00:19:39,144 - Candice? 391 00:19:40,412 --> 00:19:41,213 Oh my God. 392 00:19:43,115 --> 00:19:43,949 - You guys? 393 00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:49,154 - Who is that? 394 00:19:49,154 --> 00:19:49,988 - What the fuck? 395 00:19:49,988 --> 00:19:50,822 - Who is that? 396 00:19:55,327 --> 00:19:58,597 - Wait, is that Candice's boyfriend? 397 00:19:59,598 --> 00:20:00,432 - Michael? 398 00:20:01,733 --> 00:20:02,568 - Hey guys. 399 00:20:03,835 --> 00:20:05,804 - Oh my God. - What the fuck is happening? 400 00:20:05,804 --> 00:20:07,306 - Yeah, What? 401 00:20:08,740 --> 00:20:10,542 - And that's why you don't try to prank your director. 402 00:20:12,477 --> 00:20:14,046 - Are you serious right now? 403 00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:15,047 - Oh my God! 404 00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:17,749 (laughs) 405 00:20:17,749 --> 00:20:18,884 Candice! 406 00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:19,718 - Wait a minute. 407 00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:20,819 How'd you find out? 408 00:20:20,819 --> 00:20:21,787 - Yes 409 00:20:21,787 --> 00:20:23,322 - Eddie, gave me the heads up. 410 00:20:24,256 --> 00:20:26,024 - Wow. Thanks Eddie. 411 00:20:26,024 --> 00:20:27,192 - God damn it Eddie. 412 00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:29,895 What the fuck? 413 00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:32,998 - Karma is a bitch. I had to. 414 00:20:32,998 --> 00:20:35,133 - Yeah. Nice try assholes. 415 00:20:35,133 --> 00:20:36,802 - Yo, Mike you Killed it. 416 00:20:36,802 --> 00:20:37,803 - Thanks man. 417 00:20:37,803 --> 00:20:38,971 - That's my guy. 418 00:20:40,205 --> 00:20:41,473 - Oh my God wow. 419 00:20:41,473 --> 00:20:42,741 - Hey Lucy, you still practicing those spells 420 00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:43,909 from the book I got you? 421 00:20:45,110 --> 00:20:47,913 - Yeah. I actually had all the lines down. 422 00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:50,616 I was really looking forward to saying them in the movie. 423 00:20:50,616 --> 00:20:52,551 - Just say them right now! Let's hear it. 424 00:20:52,551 --> 00:20:53,385 - Yeah. 425 00:20:53,385 --> 00:20:54,453 - Really? 426 00:20:54,453 --> 00:20:55,821 - Do it. Do it. Do it. - Sure. 427 00:20:55,821 --> 00:20:57,155 - Okay! I'll try. 428 00:20:59,191 --> 00:21:01,994 (foreign language) 429 00:21:07,065 --> 00:21:08,500 - Wow. Not bad! 430 00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:11,169 - Yeah that was like really good! 431 00:21:11,169 --> 00:21:13,138 - Yeah, I think you got all of them right! 432 00:21:13,138 --> 00:21:14,206 (laughs) 433 00:21:14,206 --> 00:21:16,408 - Very witchy. - Awesome! 434 00:21:16,408 --> 00:21:19,111 - Candice, I hope you have the best birthday ever! 435 00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:22,214 - Happy birthday! - Woo! 436 00:21:23,315 --> 00:21:24,182 - Thank you guys so much. 437 00:21:24,182 --> 00:21:26,151 This was interesting. 438 00:21:26,151 --> 00:21:28,854 I will keep everyone updated on a timetable for 439 00:21:28,854 --> 00:21:30,088 production. 440 00:21:30,088 --> 00:21:30,989 - Candice- - Maybe we can get this off. 441 00:21:30,989 --> 00:21:33,792 - I don't feel so good. 442 00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:35,327 - Lucy? 443 00:21:35,327 --> 00:21:36,628 Lucy. What's wrong? 444 00:21:36,628 --> 00:21:37,462 (Lucy gasping) 445 00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:38,730 Are you okay? 446 00:21:38,730 --> 00:21:40,365 - I shouldn't have said those words! 447 00:21:40,365 --> 00:21:41,233 - Lucy? 448 00:21:41,233 --> 00:21:42,901 - Lucy? 449 00:21:42,901 --> 00:21:45,437 (Lucy gasping) 450 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:48,840 - Oh my God- 451 00:21:50,275 --> 00:21:53,779 (Lucy screaming) - Lucy! 452 00:21:53,779 --> 00:21:56,248 (everyone screaming) 453 00:21:56,248 --> 00:21:59,051 (everyone crying) 454 00:22:07,459 --> 00:22:10,629 (upbeat techno music) 455 00:22:32,250 --> 00:22:35,253 (keyboard clicking) 456 00:22:40,058 --> 00:22:42,728 (ominous music) 30836

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