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[ Typewriter clacking ]
Ted: "Dolphins are man's...
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best friend...
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not dogs.
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Your killing
the corral reefs...
[ Rattling ]
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...with bad chem-- chemicals."
[chem-icals]
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Uh, don't quote me,
but I think you want
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"U-apostrophe-R-E"
on that, Ted.
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It's not the possessive.
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It's none of your beeswax,
Cliff.
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It's one "R" in coral, too.
You're spelling it "corral."
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What, are you
trying to save...
[ Typewriter dings ]
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...a dude ranch or something?
[ Laughs ]
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It's about
saving the reef.
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Yeah, okay.
All right.
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Hey, Ted, what's up?
Gary!
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You got any white-out?
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No, I do not.
[ Sighs ]
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Satan wants you
in the conference room.
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Did you not get
the e-mail?
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[ Laughs ]
Are you kidding?
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He doesn't
read e-mails, Gary.
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He doesn't even have
an e-mail account.
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You don't tell me
what to do.
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Why don't you grab
your buddy Cliff there,
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'cause Satan wants
him there, too, so --
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I don't trust him.
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He's -- He's not
a regular man.
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I don't care.
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Satan: I mean, technically,
it is organic.
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
The yuppies lap that shit up.
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I guess, you know,
you could --
[ Door opens ]
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And here he is.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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[ Laughter ]
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Come on in here.
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Listen, I know
you -- you hate attention
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and you crave
your privacy,
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so we're gonna give you
lots of attention
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and take away
your privacy.
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We have a roast in Ted's honor,
gentlemen.
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[ All cheer ]
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**
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Does anybody
recognize this?
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[ Video tape clicks ]
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Gary: That's
the Tree Huger Bomber.
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He was bombing people
who made trees huger, or --
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Ted: It's "hugger."
Tree hugger.
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No, no,
that's correct, Gary.
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This was
the Tree Huger Bomber,
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the semi-literate
eco-terrorist from the '80s.
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The one and only Ted!
[ All exclaiming ]
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No way!
Yes!
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All: [ Chanting ]
Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted!
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-Yeah, you suck!
-[ Laughs ]
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I put together
a little highlight reel
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of Ted's
important environmental work
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for the, uh,
trees and the birds
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and the dolphins
and the flowers.
[ Laughter ]
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Watch this!
Here we go!
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Whoa-ho!
[ Wacky music playing ]
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"Yore killing
the turtles."
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"Yore"?
Like -- Like in "days of yore"?
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We don't have any turtles.
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Explosion ]
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[ Laughter ]
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Ted: I know you're not big
into swimming,
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but if you was
to get in the water
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with one of them dolphins
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and swim around
with them a little bit...
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[ Beeping ]
...I'll tell you,
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you'd love them just like I --
Scruffles, no!
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[ Explosion, glass shattering ]
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[ Laughter ]
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Cliff: He's so stupid.
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You're the only one
that truly understands me.
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I can talk to you
about my theories, and --
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Wait.
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Angela,
you're a married woman.
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Laughter, heckling ]
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**
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[ Laughter, heckling continue ]
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This is getting real.
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Dirty!
Yeah.
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This is getting dirty!
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Disturbing music playing ]
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[ Chuckles ]
Ain't nothing better
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than a homemade acorn pie.
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[ Laughter ]
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Ooh.
Mmm!
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[ Choking ]
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[ Thump ]
[ Wacky music continues ]
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Well, no wonder the FBI
never found you, Ted.
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Who'd want to go
in that dump?
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[ Laughter ]
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All right, listen,
I got, uh -- I got Ted
a little present here.
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Man: Oh.
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We know how much
you love animals.
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I got you a paperweight.
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So, we put a little
dolphin head in there for him.
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All: Aww!
Isn't that beautiful?
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"Thank you."
Right?
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Hey!
Whoa! Whoa!
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[ Laughing ]
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I got it!
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[ Laughter, whooping ]
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I would like to read
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all 2,162 pages
of Ted's manifesto.
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All: No!
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I hope you can read
the fine print!
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Whoo!
[ Whirring ]
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Man: Make it rain!
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Th-That's my only copy!
[ Laughter ]
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I have a $2 million bounty
on my head.
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How much
are you nerds worth, huh?
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Zilch, probably.
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Nerds!
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[ All groan ]
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-You bitch!
-Come on!
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-[ Laughing ] Aw.
-Aw.
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Well, good party, guys.
Yeah, Gary?
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On the invitation,
you said there would be cake,
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that the cake would not be made
out of manure or bugs.
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There would be chocolate
inside of the cake.
Man: Yeah.
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It does have
a little chocolate...
Mm-hmm?
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...holding the manure
and the bugs together.
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Give me
some of that cake.
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[ Laughter ]
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Man: Yeah, man.
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[ Muffled laughter ]
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Satan: [ Echoing ] Hope you
can read the fine print!
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Cliff: He's so stupid!
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Elderly Man:
We don't have any turtles.
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Gary: Wee-ooh, wee-ooh.
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Wee-ooh, wee-ooh.
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I'm a police siren.
Really?
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Has anyone seen Ted?
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No,
not since the roast.
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I think we may have been
a little bit hard on him.
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There he is.
Ted, my man.
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No, I get that a lot.
Different Ted.
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Benji?
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Yeah.
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Troy.
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Oh, look at this.
Here's one for Gary.
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You know me, Ted.
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You guys must be
pretty popular.
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Should open
those suckers up.
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Come on, Ted.
We're sorry about the jokes.
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Plus, we know
these are bombs.
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Mine is a pile of bat turds
with a timer.
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[ Timer ticking ]
That's so funny,
'cause so is mine.
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You try finding fertilizer
in Hell.
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No, that's not --
That's...
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[ Sighs ]
I just --
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Oh, no,
mine's gonna blow up!
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Aah!
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Ted.
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[ Grunting ]
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I'm all alone down here.
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You're not alone, Ted.
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I read your manifesto,
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and I think you had a lot
of good ideas in there.
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[ Chuckles ]
Not the stuff
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about blowing up computers,
of course.
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What does it matter?
Satan shredded it, anyway.
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I scanned it.
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It's right here...
[ Scanning, beep ]
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...in my belly.
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[ Both laugh ]
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And I can spell-check it
for you, too.
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You -- You'd do that
for me?
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Of course I would.
[ Chuckles ]
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What are friends for?
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I-Ihave friends.
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[ Mellow music playing ]
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[ Keyboard clacking ]
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That's not how you spell
"bomb making," silly!
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[ Both laugh ]
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Technology's not so scary
after all, is it?
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See?
Bat guano will explode --
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if you know
how to mix it.
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[ Keyboard clacking ]
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It's a label template
with stickers.
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Now, doesn't that look
more professional?
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Up top! Yes!
Yeah.
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I think people are gonna
be really impressed today.
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[ Bat screeches,
wings flapping ]
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[ Thud ]
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[ Panting ]
Thanks, Percy!
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[ Explosion ]
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Wow. Now, this is how
you address a package.
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Ted could really learn
from whoever did this.
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Does that package
smell like bat shit?
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[ Sniffs ]
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[ Gags ]
Oh, yeah.
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Don't open it.
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No, you know what?
You should open it.
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Don't you yell at me.
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And where are your arms,
you idiot?
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You look dumb.
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I may have already won,
and I like those odds.
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[ Explosion ]
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[ High-pitched ringing ]
[ Muffled ] What was that?
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Good one.
I can't hear anything.
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[ Mutters indistinctly ]
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Moses?
What's that prick want?
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[ Rustling ]
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[ Explosion ]
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Cliff: He opened it!
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[ Laughs ]
He got the message.
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Oh, my God.
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Holy moly!
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I may have killed Satan.
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[ Chuckles ]
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It's getting hot.
We got to lay low.
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Or lay high.
Topside. Up top.
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Know what I mean?
Earth?
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Well, your body's still
up there, Ted,
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frozen in that shack.
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If we can get your soul
back up into your body,
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there's no limit to the number
of people we can explode.
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You're right.
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Let's blow
this popsicle stand.
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Oh, wait.
We already did.
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[ Both laugh ]
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Talk-- Talking about Hell.
No, I know.
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I-I got what
you were talking about.
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[ Banjo music plays ]
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Just like I remember it!
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One room,
but it's roomy.
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Real roomy.
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[ Gasps ]
Angela.
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You waited.
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[ Flies buzzing ]
My tap shoes...
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[ Chuckles ]
...right there on my dead body.
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Hey, try it on.
Let's see how it looks.
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[ Cork pops ]
All right.
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[ Whooshing, crackling ]
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[ Screams ]
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[ Farts, grunts ]
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Aw, there he is!
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Look at this guy!
You're back, baby!
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[ Laughs ]
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Hey,
you look really good.
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I know we don't have
electricity in here,
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but, Cliff, we'll get you
a phone, get you Wi-Fi.
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We can start
bombing people.
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Like you taught me --
more professional, you know?
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Turn around, dude.
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Let's see
those legs working, huh?
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[ Chuckles ] Yeah.
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You and me, man,
we're gonna do it.
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[ Disks ejecting ]
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00:08:26,574 --> 00:08:27,708
[ Screams ]
258
00:08:27,741 --> 00:08:28,709
[ Thud ]
[ Grunts ]
259
00:08:28,742 --> 00:08:30,143
Yeah, FBI, please.
260
00:08:30,177 --> 00:08:31,979
Yeah, I have a tip
on the Tree Huger Bomber.
261
00:08:32,012 --> 00:08:34,548
[ Screams, sobs ]
Yeah, is that $2 million reward
still available?
262
00:08:34,582 --> 00:08:35,816
[ Cell door closes ]
263
00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:37,017
For my last meal,
264
00:08:37,050 --> 00:08:40,220
I'd like
one freshly-baked acorn --
265
00:08:40,253 --> 00:08:42,422
[ Electricity buzzing ]
[ Grunting ]
266
00:08:42,455 --> 00:08:44,157
**
267
00:08:44,191 --> 00:08:48,228
$2 million worth of cocaine
and hookers -- boom, gone!
268
00:08:48,261 --> 00:08:49,997
I had never
tried alcohol before.
269
00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:51,031
Can you believe that?
270
00:08:51,064 --> 00:08:53,033
It's amazing!
[ Laughs ]
271
00:08:53,066 --> 00:08:55,368
But all the solders came loose
on my motherboard,
272
00:08:55,402 --> 00:08:57,671
burned up my hard-drive.
I really did.
273
00:08:57,705 --> 00:09:01,008
That's what happens
when you're bumping
and grinding, you know?
274
00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:02,509
[ Laughs ]
Vegas, baby!
275
00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:05,245
Yeah, sounds like
you had a real wild time.
276
00:09:05,278 --> 00:09:06,780
I did.
I very much did.
277
00:09:06,814 --> 00:09:08,882
[ Keyboard clacking ]
Are you getting this
or what?
278
00:09:08,916 --> 00:09:10,017
Getting what?
279
00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:11,518
The document
I'm sending to you.
280
00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:12,886
Hey, Ted.
281
00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:15,122
Troy, can I have a moment
with your computer?
282
00:09:15,155 --> 00:09:16,957
Hey,
sorry about the shack, man.
283
00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:19,126
My CD-ROM drive's
all wonky.
284
00:09:19,159 --> 00:09:21,762
I'm going to gouge
your eyes out.
285
00:09:21,795 --> 00:09:22,763
Aah!
286
00:09:22,796 --> 00:09:24,698
Satan: Hey, Ted.
287
00:09:24,732 --> 00:09:25,933
Welcome back, buddy.
288
00:09:25,966 --> 00:09:27,935
Come with me.
I got a new job for you.
289
00:09:27,968 --> 00:09:29,703
I'm coming
for those eyes.
290
00:09:29,737 --> 00:09:32,239
You don't
have the balls.
291
00:09:32,272 --> 00:09:33,874
[ Water splashing,
dolphins squeaking ]
292
00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:35,943
It's a new department
I've started, Ted.
293
00:09:35,976 --> 00:09:37,444
And I want you
to run it for me.
294
00:09:37,477 --> 00:09:38,946
[ Dolphin squeaks ]
295
00:09:38,979 --> 00:09:40,748
Yep.
So, what you have to do
296
00:09:40,781 --> 00:09:43,951
is you take a hook and you
slam it into their blowhole.
297
00:09:43,984 --> 00:09:45,786
Take this,
and you cut off their snouts.
298
00:09:45,819 --> 00:09:47,287
Pretty -- Pretty quick.
299
00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:48,789
They're gonna be making lots
of [imitates dolphin]
300
00:09:48,822 --> 00:09:49,990
but, trust me,
they're not giggling.
301
00:09:50,023 --> 00:09:51,124
They're
in a lot of pain.
302
00:09:51,158 --> 00:09:52,325
Get 50 of them done
303
00:09:52,359 --> 00:09:53,927
by the end
of the day today,
304
00:09:53,961 --> 00:09:56,229
and then, uh, we'll work
our way up, all right?
305
00:09:56,263 --> 00:09:57,798
Why?
306
00:09:57,831 --> 00:09:59,299
[ Dolphin squealing ]
[ Straining ] Come on, now.
307
00:09:59,332 --> 00:10:01,301
Don't make it harder
on yourself.
308
00:10:01,334 --> 00:10:03,336
I don't want to do it.
I know. I --
309
00:10:03,370 --> 00:10:04,171
[ Gasps ]
310
00:10:04,204 --> 00:10:07,975
[ Dolphin squeaks, purrs ]
311
00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,412
I can't cut your nose off.
312
00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:17,017
God, you sleek, beautiful,
genius of the sea.
313
00:10:17,050 --> 00:10:18,151
[ Dolphin squeaks ]
314
00:10:18,185 --> 00:10:20,320
[ Water splashes ]
315
00:10:20,353 --> 00:10:21,989
[ Sobs ]
316
00:10:23,523 --> 00:10:24,825
Need a little help?
317
00:10:24,858 --> 00:10:26,794
Guys?
318
00:10:26,827 --> 00:10:28,461
Ted, man, welcome back,
brother.
319
00:10:28,495 --> 00:10:29,296
We missed you.
320
00:10:29,329 --> 00:10:30,664
Well,
what's all this stuff?
321
00:10:30,698 --> 00:10:32,499
We knew you didn't want
to cut off the noses
322
00:10:32,532 --> 00:10:33,366
of those dolphins,
323
00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:35,769
so we're gonna do it
for you.
324
00:10:35,803 --> 00:10:37,337
[ Laughing ] Guys!
325
00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:38,605
And Satan never
said anything
326
00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:40,874
about not sewing
those snouts back on,
327
00:10:40,908 --> 00:10:41,975
so what I brought
328
00:10:42,009 --> 00:10:44,044
was a little bit
of sewing thread
329
00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:46,446
and a needle
and some antiseptic.
[ Laughs ]
330
00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:48,849
And what we'll do is
we'll sew the snouts
back on their bodies.
331
00:10:48,882 --> 00:10:51,184
They'll be out in the ocean
dancing and singing
332
00:10:51,218 --> 00:10:53,020
for the rest of
their lives -- naturally.
333
00:10:53,053 --> 00:10:55,122
Satan:
Don't sew the snouts back on!
334
00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:56,523
No, we definitely
won't do that.
335
00:10:56,556 --> 00:10:58,658
I want those dolphins
to bleed out.
336
00:10:59,693 --> 00:11:02,462
Man, his hearing has gotten,
like, way better.
Yeah.
337
00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:04,131
Can I just have
some of the water?
338
00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:06,399
Nope. No water.
339
00:11:06,433 --> 00:11:07,534
Beat it.
340
00:11:07,567 --> 00:11:10,203
[ Water splashing ]
341
00:11:11,739 --> 00:11:12,806
Anyway.
You know...
342
00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:14,307
Sorry, dude.
343
00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:16,710
See you guys.
Probably not.
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