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[ screaming ]
Come on, you mother!
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You mother...
[ screaming continues ]
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Oh!
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Gosh!
I think that should do it.
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When's it gonna be ready?
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You and your
Ridiculous queries!
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Where do you get
These dumb questions?!
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[ panting ]
Should be later today.
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There's my coffee cup.
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I must have left it
In here.
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**
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[ grunting ]
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Oh, ha ha!
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I caught it!
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I caught...
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Eddie,
You almost done in there?
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I, uh, got the file
That you needed.
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Are these tears bitter?
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I don't know, eddie.
I didn't taste them.
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They're supposed
To be bitter.
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Eddie, what's the deal?
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Is it ready?
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[ seagulls squawking ]
[ upbeat music playing ]
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Eddie?
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Is it ready?
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[ screaming ]
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It's ready.
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The file is ready!
The file is ready!
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Eddie: it's ready!
It's ready!
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It's ready!
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It's ready!
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It's ready!
[ slurping ]
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[ whistling upbeat tune ]
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[ people screaming ]
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Watch out
For that rat tail!
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[ chuckles ]
Touching tip!
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Whoo!
Rat tail there, buddy!
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What's going on,
My man?!
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What's
So god damn funny?
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Well, why you come
To french italy
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If you no like
The food?
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You so stupid.
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[ laughs ]
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[ whipping ]
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* cinderella dressed
In yellow *
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* went upstairs
To kiss a fella *
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* how many doctors
Will it take *
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Dizzay, stand up
When satan's in the room.
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I am standing, big dawg!
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All right, that's it.
That's it!
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Drug test right now.
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Piss test, everyone, let's go!
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Ted, not in your pants.
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It's the wine, satan.
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The demons
Have been drinking the wine.
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-what wine?
-it's the wine.
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It's delicious, though I haven't
Tried it, so I don't know.
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Gary: drink, drink.
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[ all chanting "Drink" ]
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All right.
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Whoo!
He did it!
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[ clears throat ]
Nothing.
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But, as you can guess, I've got
A pretty high tolerance.
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[ muttering ]
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[ seagulls squawking ]
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[ upbeat music playing ]
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[ screaming ]
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[ laughter ]
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[ gasping ]
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What was in that wine?
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-the drink we drank?
-yeah.
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It was made of wine
That was made of the spider.
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Spider?
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So it was a wednesday,
You know, and...
[ laughs ]
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The spider had me pinned down
And was pleasuring itself.
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Get to the point,
Eddie.
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Okay, so, anyway,
Some of the spider's baby gravy
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Mixed in with the pus on my face
And got into my mouth.
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And before I knew it,
I was tripping balls.
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Wait, wait,
Wait, wait, wait.
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The -- the wine is...
Spider ejaculate?
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No, no, I mean,
I ferment it,
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And then to give it
A nice smooth finish,
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I add human tears.
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And how exactly would you
Make it, eddie, if he were dead?
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I -- I don't follow you.
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-excuse me.
-what?
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-just get behind you here.
-no!
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Say good-bye!
No, no, no,
Just jerk it off once.
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Don't do it, satan,
Don't do it!
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We need
To up production.
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It's not for us,
It's for them up there.
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-yeah!
-amen!
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This stuff is so great,
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It's like meth,
But 10 times better.
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It just gets up inside
Of your body real good.
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Don't touch me, gary!
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I'm talking!
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We bottle it, we market it.
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They love it,
They drink it all day,
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And then they rip
Each other to shreds.
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I mean, technically,
It is organic.
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And the yuppies lap
That shit up.
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And I guess, you know, you could
Mask that spider jizz flavor.
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-I like blueberry.
-probably have do do that.
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Blueberry's good.
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I -- I could be down
With this.
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[ cheering ]
Okay, this is great.
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Who here worked
In advertising?
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[ spider laughing ]
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[ moaning ]
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[ grunting ]
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[ alarm blares ]
Oh, all right!
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Hold on, hold on.
Let me inspect this bottle.
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[ gulping ]
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[ sighs ]
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It tastes
Like spider jizz!
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And I like it.
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-hey, hey.
-hey, hey.
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You got
To stop this, claude.
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-this is a new shirt.
-no, it's not.
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It's the same shirt
I've been wearing
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For literally thousands
Of years.
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[ spider laughing ]
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I'm three hours late
For the ad shoot.
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Everybody
To the ad shoot!
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The ad shoot.
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He's the spunk spider.
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Out on the town,
Slinging webs and spinning lies.
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It's his web, bro,
We're just cobs in it.
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Right, now,
I thought we were gonna
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Downplay
The whole spider angle.
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Well, I mean,
We're not showing his dick.
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What is that?
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Well, you know what?
We can cut down the --
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Let's just not even acknowledge
That this is spider ejaculate.
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Claude was very insistent
That it be all about the spider.
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That's not what I said, benji.
You [bleep] It up.
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And you're
A child molester.
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Sorry I'm late.
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Let's rehearse, guys.
Get sexy.
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Hey, hey, claude,
I don't have any lines
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Or no seat
Or anything, man.
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What's --
What do want me to do?
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Oh, dizzay, you're just
Gonna be there, hanging out,
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Appealing to the urban market,
All right?
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I know you wouldn't hang
With these guys in real life
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Because they're old
And weird,
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But be dope and fresh
And hang tough.
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-yeah, man, yeah.
-all right.
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Let's do a rehearsal.
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Tailgate tony doesn't know
What to bring to the tailgate.
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Hey, dudes,
I brought my uncle gunther.
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He likes to yodel.
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[ yodeling ]
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Vc, when he yodels,
Your mug's gonna shatter.
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It's gonna be
A cutaway, but --
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What if I say,
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"Why is there a yodeler
At this tailgate?"
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No, don't do that.
Don't follow your instincts.
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Those are really bad instincts,
All right?
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Vc, uh,
You doin' all right?
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I'm fine.
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-I'm fine, I'm fine.
-okay, sure, yeah.
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I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine,
I'm fine, I'm fine,
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I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine,
I'm fine, I'm fine,
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I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine,
I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine!
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Whoa!
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[ radio static ]
The couch is dirty.
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Let's 86 the couch.
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All right,
Let's see what you got.
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I think
You'll like it.
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Yeah.
[ rock music playing ]
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Announcer:
Tailgate tony doesn't know
What to bring to the tailgate.
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Hey, guys,
I brought my goat.
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She really knows
How to polka.
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[ record scratches ]
[ whistle ]
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Flag on the play --
Major party foul.
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I brought my uncle gunther.
He likes to yodel.
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[ yodeling ]
[ whistle toots ]
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Lame wing man
On the play.
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Delay of tailgate.
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Announcer:
Don't be a tailgate tony.
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Get some spunk in your trunk.
Spunk!
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Why is there a yodeler
At this tailgate?
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I -- I don't like it,
Either.
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-what, I --
-it needs a button.
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Why is vc's head in the one cut
But not in the next shot?
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His head is gone.
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Yeah, that makes no sense.
Why is vc's head gone?
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I don't know. Why would you --
Why is his head gone?
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It's a creative decision
That I made,
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And I stand by it 100%.
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But we'll get rid of it
'cause it sucks.
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Yeah, I mean,
There's certain things
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You have to do
When you make a commercial.
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Then do them.
Well, no, I need to get
So I can do it.
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"Oh, I need to get."
You know who didn't need to get?
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Stephen spielberg.
-can you fix this at all?
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It's gonna
Take some time.
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You guys might not even need
To be here for it.
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You got time.
Guess what, you got time.
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You could use
That yodeler as a button.
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I always thought that yodeler
Was pretty funny.
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I don't understand.
Why would the yodeler --
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What about yodeling
Has to do with spunk?
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It has nothing
To do with it.
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That's what's funny
About it.
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[ distant yelling ]
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Oh, what now?
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His dick came off
In my hand!
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He had nothing left!
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He gave us all that he had!
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Look, we're just gonna move
Our delivery date back.
Now, when do we ship?
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There's only one bottle left.
Production [bleep] Up.
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One bottle?
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Mm-hmm, small batch.
Artisanal.
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We get 'em hooked, we have 'em
Right where we went them.
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Who are we gonna hook
With one bottle?!
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Look, satan,
It's the last one.
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[ laughing ]
Hey, hey, hey!
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Give it to me,
You perv --
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-what did you say to me?!
-hey!
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Nobody can
See you fight here. No.
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You two are gonna fight it out
For this last bottle of spunk...
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In the bone dome.
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Oh, yeah.
[ laughs ]
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All: two guys fight,
Then it's over!
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Two guys fight,
Then it's over!
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Begin!
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[ cheering ]
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How am I supposed
To fight him?
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Yeah, swing over here
And say that to my face!
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I can't even see him!
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Just lower them down.
It's not working.
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Just lower them down,
We'll have them...
Okay.
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[ cheering ]
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[ chainsaw revving ]
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-he had him.
-what's he doing?
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[ grunts ]
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Can --
Can I have some of it?
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We'll share it.
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Okay, cool, so I...
I can have my half?
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There's a little bit more left
Of my half, I think.
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Cool.
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I'll tell you this, you're gonna
Like this when it gets to you.
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Yeah, I bet.
I'd love to have some of it.
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Eddie: you suck!
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Mmm!
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Comrade.
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You prick!
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This is mostly backwash!
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You ain't got to riot.
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I'm tired.
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Are you okay?
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[ seagulls squawking ]
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**
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Together: I'm fine, I'm fine,
I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fin--
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Man: made in georgia.
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