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Gary: pretty certain
Somebody farted in the lemonade,
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Which is actually a relief
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'cause it wasn't
Straight pee-pee.
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You know, the fart kind of added
A sort of spicy end to it,
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Which is pretty good.
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-todd: gary!
-todd?
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Oh, you got to get me
Out of here, man!
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-you got to help me, please!
-all right! Sloppy todd tuesday.
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[ crying ] Gary!
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* sloppy todd tuesday,
Gary's favorite day *
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William!
[ laughs ]
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I love you, william!
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Sheila.
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True love
Will always find you!
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[ laughs ]
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Whoo-hoo!
See you later, suckers!
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[ grunts ]
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All right, all right.
Nothing to see.
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It's over.
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What just happened?!
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True love, all right?
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So, everyone just, uh,
Go back to your sloppy todds.
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Is he gone?
Like, gone gone.
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True love
Can get us out of here?
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Yeah.
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-I can't believe that.
-hey, hey.
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Listen, listen.
Yeah, I've been in love
A million times.
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It's a big deal, okay?
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'cause they've got to, like,
Crawl through a tree stump
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And beat up a troll
And then, like,
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Swim through
A bunch of throw-up. It's --
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I had a girlfriend who said
That she truly loved me,
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Um, but that she wasn't, like,
In truly, like, love with me.
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And then she had complications
With her car.
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And the steering wheel
Was all wonky.
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She was [bleep]
Your brother jeff.
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-yeah.
-yeah.
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Yeah, I found out
About that later.
Uh, no, benji.
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A boy that you raped
Doesn't count.
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-nice try, though.
-aw.
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Come on.
I got other stories.
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I got longer stories.
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You pathetic shits
Actually think
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That there's someone up there
That loves you, truly loves you?
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All right.
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I'm gonna give you assholes
48 hours at the surface.
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-yeah!
-go to the top.
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See how much true love
There is for you up there.
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Go find it!
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Gentlemen's weekend
In thailand!
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**
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* I know you think there's
Something wrong in my -- *
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Where are you going?
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Oh, um, hey, did you see
My other penny loafer up there?
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I hid it in the ceiling
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So you wouldn't leave
Without saying goodbye.
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Want to go get breakfast
Or something?
Uh...
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Wait, did you
Just look at her?
Who?
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Oh, you think
She's prettier than me.
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There's literally
No one here.
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Was I just a one-night stand
To you?!
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What?
We didn't even hook up!
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I'm killing myself
Because I truly love you!
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No. Don't do that,
Joanne.
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Joanna!
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I-I was gonna say that.
You cut me off.
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That's rude on your part.
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I know I might be wrong
To leave, but that's rude.
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It doesn't matter anymore.
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No -- oh.
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Oh.
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Oh. Are you --
Are you okay?
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[ groans ]
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You're good.
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She's good.
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**
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What the hell
Are we doing here, gary?
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I got my earth friend
Showing up,
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And he's gonna hook us up.
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-what's up, gare bear?
-gregatron!
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[ laughter ]
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-you got a little sunburn, bro?
-whoo! Gregatron!
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[ both laugh ]
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Looks like you brought
Your book club.
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Well, sharpen your pencils,
Nerds.
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You're about to get
Schooled.
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Got this stuff from my work.
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Yeah. Okay, am I handsome?
Am I handsome?
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How do I look?
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Hey, partner.
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I've got some pogs here
In my pocket.
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You guys
Still like pogs?
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Gross, benji!
It's gary!
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Oh, sorry, gary.
Didn't know you were in there.
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[ chuckles ]
I just was feeling a connection.
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Hey.
How's it going, joanne?
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A -- joanna.
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Joanna.
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That's what I said.
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Remember me?
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Yeah, claude,
I-I remember.
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You don't have a limp,
Do you?
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You got all those texts I sent
From the hospital, right?
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My phone had a virus.
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Malware.
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But I tried
To send you texts
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For the last eight years,
Joanna.
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I just happened to have made
A bunch of jell-o shooters.
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Claude's famous formula.
Remember?
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I remember.
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I remember a lot of things
About that night, and...
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I'd like them not to be
Memories anymore.
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I'd like them to be
Present-tense happenings.
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Hmm.
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There, uh...
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There aren't many,
Uh, women where I'm from.
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Oh, that's weird.
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[ chuckles ]
What do you do?
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Um, retail.
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Oh.
You know who's got a tail?
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No.
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The devil!
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Eddie, eddie, eddie, eddie.
I'm from hell.
I'm doing very good, okay?
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No, you're not.
I can see from across the room.
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Okay, listen, all right?
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You're talking too much
About yourself.
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Ask her questions
About herself.
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Hey, lady,
You want some tater tots?
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All right. Okay.
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-see?
-don't.
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-she said no.
-what are you doing?
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But I learned something
About her.
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You're doing it wrong.
Look at her.
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Now, that girl
Is lonely and desperate.
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I want you to go over there
And crush her self-esteem
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So she feels like garbage,
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And then she'll think
You're the champ.
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Yeah.
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You got your peacock on?
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Yeah!
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Um...
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I was gonna do, um...
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-I'm tater-tots-in-my-ears guy.
-no.
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-how about this?
-no way.
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Now get over there
And make daddy proud.
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[ snaps ]
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Hey. What's up?
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Hey.
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Your breath
Stinks like shit.
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Yeah.
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And you got orange teeth
Like you've been chewing
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On those cut-rate
Corn chips, huh?
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What, are you too poor
To afford the good ones?
Oh [bleep] You.
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What did my twin brother
Just tell you?
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-[ scoffs ]
-he is so rude.
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Let me get you away
From this man.
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You made me insult a woman.
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[ moaning ]
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No. No, leave it.
Leave it.
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No, no.
Take your shirt off.
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Get dirty.
Get dirty.
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No. I --
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Okay, now, there's something
I should tell you.
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It's not a physical thing with
Me, you know? It's emotional.
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I'm listening to you.
I'm interested!
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I'm interested in you!
I want to know --
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-hey, I want to know --
-I have a rape whistle.
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Well, I have a whole rape guitar
At my apartment.
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I don't put tater tots
In my ears,
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And I'm not a lesbian.
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I thought it was a man scarf!
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Men are wearing scarves now.
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Okay, mom, one more time --
There's a tree stump in germany.
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In europe.
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Yeah. Yes. Yes.
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'cause germany is in europe.
You remember!
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[ both chuckle ]
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And you have to get
To this tree stump,
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And it is guarded
By a very aggressive troll.
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Do I have to drive
On the wrong side of the road?
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Yes.
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Yes! Yes!
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Of course you will.
Yes!
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[ keyboard clacking ]
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What are you doing?
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I e-mailed
Father benson, and...
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Why did you do that?
...And he said
That this was not a good idea
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To go to hell.
That's a surprise.
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You could be the devil now.
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Down there, mom,
They make a knife come alive,
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And it crawls up
Inside of me, all right?
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For days.
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And it goes in and out,
In and out, okay?
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But your love
Will get me out of there.
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[ smooches ]
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[ sighs ]
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Okay, dear.
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Yeah! Gary!
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All right.
Come on! Let's do this!
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We got to get you a gun.
[ claps ]
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[ train horn blaring ]
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Joanna.
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I have to go,
But I...
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Love you.
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Oh!
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And I would walk 500 miles
For your weird body.
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But hell's even further away
Than that, baby.
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Wait. But you said
There's a tree in germany,
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And I have -- true love
Comes to get you out...
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Don't try to come after me.
It's too damn dangerous.
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But at the same time,
The troll you'd have to attack
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Is very easily defeatable.
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It's very old.
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Oh, it's pulling.
I love you!
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-ohh!
-oh, god, no!
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[ roaring ]
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[ weakly ] Aah!
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Tranquilizer darts.
For the troll.
What? Oh.
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Just in case you decide to.
No pressure, but...
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[ roars ]
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[ screams ]
The fire burns through my heart!
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I'm dragging you
To hell!
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Oh, god!
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Oh, claude!
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[ sobbing ]
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That was great, eddie!
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I felt good!
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I think the roars
Really sold it.
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Mom, I got you an oven mitt,
I got you a knife,
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I got you a snorkel
For the river of vomit,
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I got you nunchucks
For the troll,
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And I got you
This cool karate stick.
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It's a kabotu war staff,
And it's mine.
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Mom is at church.
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She asked me
To come talk to you.
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Geoff, this has got nothing
To do with you, man.
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You asked
A 70-year-old woman
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To dig into hell...
-yeah.
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...To fight a troll.
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If she falls again,
We could be talking hospice.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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What about a brother's
Love, geoff?
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It's step-brother.
What's happening to your legs?
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Nothing, nothing.
No big deal.
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I love you.
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Look,
You're a neat guy, gary.
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I'm taking your stupid
Bow staff. It's a curtain rod.
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You suck, geoff!
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Well, well, well,
Welcome back, boys.
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I cannot wait to meet
Everybody's true loves.
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I told that bat you better
Eat your wheaties this week.
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Oh, and I have a live video feed
From that tree in germany.
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00:09:01,308 --> 00:09:02,743
-[ snoring ]
-oh, boy.
254
00:09:02,776 --> 00:09:04,778
Doesn't look like
The troll's been too busy, huh?
255
00:09:04,812 --> 00:09:06,113
Taking a little nap.
256
00:09:06,146 --> 00:09:07,514
Or...He was drugged.
257
00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:12,252
Claude!
True love will find you!
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00:09:12,285 --> 00:09:14,021
That's my ride,
Losers.
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00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:15,522
You don't deserve it!
260
00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:19,459
See ya later, dicks!
261
00:09:19,492 --> 00:09:20,393
No!
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00:09:20,427 --> 00:09:22,395
Gah!
You don't deserve it!
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00:09:22,429 --> 00:09:25,232
**
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00:09:25,265 --> 00:09:26,900
[ door closes ]
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00:09:26,934 --> 00:09:30,370
Hello, my love.
How was your day?
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00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:31,404
Help!
267
00:09:31,438 --> 00:09:32,606
Help you?
268
00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:34,775
I'm the one who needs help
With all these groceries,
269
00:09:34,808 --> 00:09:36,243
You silly lazy bones.
270
00:09:37,811 --> 00:09:39,079
Uh-oh.
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00:09:39,112 --> 00:09:42,449
Looks like somebody
Had an accident.
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00:09:42,482 --> 00:09:44,317
[ sobbing ]
You were gone so long!
273
00:09:44,351 --> 00:09:46,086
I couldn't hold it in!
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00:09:46,119 --> 00:09:49,256
You shut up!
You shut up!
Ow! It burns!
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00:09:49,289 --> 00:09:52,159
Do you want to watch
"How I met your mother"?
Yes, dear!
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00:09:52,192 --> 00:09:53,994
Did you even play
With your toys?
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00:09:54,027 --> 00:09:55,228
I bought you those toys,
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00:09:55,262 --> 00:09:57,097
And you don't even play
With them!
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00:09:57,130 --> 00:09:58,131
I'm playing with it!
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00:09:58,165 --> 00:09:59,599
I'm playing with it!
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00:09:59,633 --> 00:10:02,135
You don't appreciate
Anything I do for you!
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I love you.
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00:10:03,871 --> 00:10:06,573
[ canned laughter ]
[ laughing ]
How do they even do it?
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00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:07,574
[ chuckles ] Yeah.
285
00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:09,977
Oh, god, that barney!
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00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:12,980
After this,
You are gonna get hard
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00:10:13,013 --> 00:10:14,481
And give me a baby.
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00:10:14,514 --> 00:10:17,017
I'm just gonna turn up
The volume on the tv
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00:10:17,050 --> 00:10:20,620
So we can hear all the spots
Where we're supposed to laugh.
290
00:10:20,654 --> 00:10:23,657
Wait, but, sweetie,
I have the remote right here.
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00:10:23,691 --> 00:10:24,658
Aah!
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00:10:24,692 --> 00:10:25,759
[ glass shatters ]
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00:10:25,793 --> 00:10:26,760
[ gasps ]
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00:10:26,794 --> 00:10:28,628
Get back here!
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00:10:28,662 --> 00:10:31,999
Satan, let me just start off
By saying
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00:10:32,032 --> 00:10:33,633
I am so sorry, okay?
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00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:36,103
You know, I was really pulling
For you guys, claude.
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00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:37,705
I had no say in the matter.
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00:10:37,738 --> 00:10:39,840
You know I would never
Do anything to hurt you.
No, I know.
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00:10:39,873 --> 00:10:43,310
'cause she made you flip me off
And say, "See ya, dicks."
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00:10:43,343 --> 00:10:45,178
She made me say,
"See ya, dicks."
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00:10:45,212 --> 00:10:46,646
S-she's got a power
Over me.
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00:10:46,680 --> 00:10:49,449
Joanna: claude, honey!
Where are you, babe?
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00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:50,650
Oh, crap.
305
00:10:50,684 --> 00:10:53,186
Oh, looks like true love
Has found you again, claude.
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00:10:53,220 --> 00:10:56,023
Oh, I see your ass
Under that table.
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00:10:56,056 --> 00:10:57,224
Get up here!
308
00:10:57,257 --> 00:10:59,626
I think we need
Some time apart!
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00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:02,696
I swam through
A river of shit for you!
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00:11:02,730 --> 00:11:05,065
Joanna! Joanna!
I'm over here! I love you!
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00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:06,566
Yeah, he's great!
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00:11:06,599 --> 00:11:09,837
No! True love
Is forever claude!
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00:11:09,870 --> 00:11:13,206
-gotcha! Whoo!
-aah!
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00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:16,276
* 'cause someday,
This'll all be gone *
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