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I may be a magician,
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But our soldiers
Do the real magic
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Keeping us safe from terror.
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And after a long week
Of illusionating,
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I like to spend time
With the veterans
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And give a little something
Back.
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What's your name, son?
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Jimmy.
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Jimmy.
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And how'd you lose
Your legs, jimmy?
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Gulf war?
Vietnam?
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Diabetes.
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Diabetes.
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The most american disease
There is.
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Now, I bet you served
Your country proudly, though,
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Didn't you, jimmy?
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Yes, sir.
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And I bet
You'd give anything
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To stand up and salute
That there flag one more time.
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Lot of things I miss --
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Saluting that flag, though,
Right?
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That's number one.
[ slaps thigh ]
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That's number one on the list.
I'm gonna help you with that.
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Ma'am! Ma'am!
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You support the troops,
Don't you?
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Well, yeah,
But I'm just here running.
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Hey. It's only
Gonna take a second, okay?
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You stand right there.
Oh.
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And I need you to relax.
Okay.
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This is only gonna take
A second.
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Oh.
Ooh!
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Okay.
Breathe in for me, amy.
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Kapoohame!
[ screaming ]
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[ laughs ]
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[ sobbing loudly ]
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Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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For all that you have done
For this country,
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Cop a hand!
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Now,
I want you to stand up.
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I can't stand
So good.
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Oh! How did he do that?!
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It's called
Computer effects.
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I know what a computer is,
Claude.
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Do you, gary?
Then what is it?
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It's a typewriter
With porn in it.
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No, it's real.
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I gave him four years
Of real magical powers.
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Only four years
For his immortal soul?
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And he needed five for his
Tv show to be syndicated.
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I'm such an asshole.
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[ laughs ]
You are a [bleep] Asshole.
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[ laughs ]
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I respect you.
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Anyway, his contract's up,
And he wants to renegotiate.
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So, pack your bags, boys.
We're going to vegas.
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Vegas?
Seriously?
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Yeah!
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[ big band music plays ]
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* hey, over there
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* you with the pretty hair...
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Satan: hey.
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Jett. Wake up.
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Oh, hey!
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Just don't go anywhere
Near him!
[ jett grunts ]
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Don't touch me.
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I made an old gal disappear,
And I can't get her back.
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I mean, did you have to make
My powers go away
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In the middle
Of a ding-dang show?
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Four years
Was the ding-dang deal, jett.
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[ groans ]
Should've kept
A day planner.
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I can't even go back
To three-card monte after this.
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My -- my career's
In the shitter.
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Did you put your savings
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In a low-cost index fund
As I had suggested?
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I bet it all
On a basketball game!
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It's time to come home,
Jett.
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Maybe you got some sleeping
Pills to take with that booze.
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Let's go.
No.
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No, no, no.
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I just need
One more month of magic.
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That's it.
Just one more month.
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I got to leave something
For my kids!
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One more month.
[ crying ]
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I want one more soul.
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[ gasps ]
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One of your kids.
Come on!
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I only got the two!
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Claude: and your wife.
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Price just went up.
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Oh, yeah.
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And your cleaning woman,
As well.
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And I'd also like some merch
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Because I'm really
Starting to think
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That bobbleheads
Is a cool collection.
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Satan: gary!
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**
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All right,
Sign here, dakota.
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Right here?
All right.
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I just want you
To initial there.
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Jett: yeah.
I want to sign.
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No.
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Not you, south dakota.
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You're good,
You understand me?
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You're not signing anything,
Baby.
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You're my precious,
Little boy.
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Did you sign that?
Yeah.
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Okay. My precious,
Precious boy --
Woman: honey.
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Why does this talk
About our immortal soul?
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Baby, don't read that.
It's just life insurance.
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You know how them
Pinheaded lawyers are.
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"In the known universe,"
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"In perpetuity,"
Blah, blah, blah.
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It just says that
The cleaning lady has to sign,
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So I just didn't --
Hey, what can I say?
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She's like family to me.
Right? She is.
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I want to have an umbrella
Of safety for everyone.
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As promised, satan.
There you go.
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Oh!
Where'd it go?
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Where'd it go?
You guys got it?
Where'd it go?
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Hey, why don't you check
The fruit basket?
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You like bananas,
Don't you, monkey?
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[ laughter ]
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[ gary imitates monkey hooting ]
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Oh! Copperhead!
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That's amazing.
That's not bad.
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[ laughter ]
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How's that looking?
Looking okay?
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Yeah,
This all looks good.
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Uh, who's got a pen?
Anybody got a pen?
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I don't have a pen.
Pen? No?
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Oh, I think I know
Where one is.
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[ grunts ]
Dipstick!
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[ laughs ] Whoa.
Looks like you're a quart low.
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[ sniffs ]
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Whoo!
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Coming in!
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Yeah!
Jett copperhead!
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How you doing?
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Now, sir,
You hate black people.
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Is that correct?
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No, no, no.
No, that's not true.
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No, no, no.
[ laughing ] Oh.
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Come on, sir.
No, no, no.
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You flying
With the jett now.
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Do you hate black people?
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Well...
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Just a little.
I mean, you know, the bad ones.
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[ audience gasps ]
Just the bad ones.
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Oh!
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I guess
You're gonna have to learn
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How to hate yourself.
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Copperhead!
Whoo-hoo!
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Yeah. [ laughs ]
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It looks like you just found
Yourself some rhythm.
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Gary:
He's gonna end racism.
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What?
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He can make you
Any color, man.
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So, you don't like
To be chinese anymore?
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Boom, boom, boom.
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He makes you white.
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That's racist.
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It ends racism.
He makes everybody the same.
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No.
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...If they have
A lactation room!
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Whoo-wee!
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Oh, snap!
Oh, snap!
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Looks like junior's got
Dad's phone.
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Oh, and he's sending mama
A text.
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Check your phone, mama.
Are you receiving a text?
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Yes.
"Goo, goo, gah, gah.
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Can I borrow the keys
To the car?"
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Get that [bleep] Cellphone
Out of my wife.
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[ laughs ]
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Yeah!
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[ sighs ]
As I'm sure we all know,
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My tv show
Recently got canceled.
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[ audience boos ]
It's okay.
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I mean it.
It's fine.
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But listen.
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The reason it got canceled
You may not know about.
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Now, some big-city liberals,
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They'll tell you,
"Hey, he ain't real."
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But I'm here to tell you
That he is.
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I think
It's gonna be a dragon.
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And I think y'all know
Who I'm talking about...
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Or a gorilla.
That'd be sweet.
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No, no.
Jett, don't do it.
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Don't!
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Speak of the devil!
Whoo!
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I got me satan
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And two of his little goblins
In a cage!
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Do not be alarmed,
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For this cage is lined
With christian crosses
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To help us double cross
The ultimate double crosser.
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Gary, gary,
Stop touching it.
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I need you to say with me.
"Give jett his soul back."
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Come on!
Give jett his soul back!
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Rock the cage.
We're gonna flip it over.
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Okay.
We're going this way.
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[ all grunting ]
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[ audience chanting ]
Give jett his soul back!
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Yee-haw!
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Jett!
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Now the crosses
Are upside down.
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[ audience screams ]
Shit.
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I didn't know
That that was a thing.
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Yeah.
It's a thing.
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[ audience screams ]
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Goodnight, everybody.
Wait a second!
My bobblehead!
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Oh, no!
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Satan wants us to skin you...
And turn you inside out...
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[ groans ]
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...And add a bunch
Of nerve endings to you,
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So you're gonna feel what we're
About to do to you even more.
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Yeah, I understand.
That makes sense. Sure.
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But can I ask you
One question
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Before I stick this
In your penis?
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How did you put boobies
On a man?
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Just a little thing
Called misdirection.
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What?!
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How did you do that?!
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Claude: doesn't matter
How he did it!
Claude!
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Fix it!
Do something!
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[ laughs ]
I can't even.
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[ retching ]
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Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
My nuts!
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Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
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What's up?
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Oh, we had him.
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We had him for a little bit,
But then...
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He asked you to volunteer,
Didn't he?
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Yeah.
Yeah.
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And I did.
I wanted to be in the show.
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You know, but then
I don't think he's coming back.
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I don't think he's gonna finish
This trick.
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Jett: whoo-wee!
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You can stop looking for me,
Fellas.
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I'm a ghost.
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[ laughs ]
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Hyah!
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It says he'll possess
Ultimate powers of deception
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Through death.
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No, no, no.
No, no. "Until death."
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The clause always says
Until death.
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Yeah, "Until" was crossed out
And changed to "Through."
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It's initialed.
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Are you telling
Me this backwoods idiot
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Has powers equal to mine,
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And there's nothing
I can do about it?
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I'm saying -- excuse me --
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[ gags ]
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[ gary laughs ]
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Don't touch it.
Don't touch it.
Don't touch it.
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There's no strings.
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[ jett laughs ]
256
00:08:46,594 --> 00:08:49,496
We got two egg heads over easy,
Don't we?
257
00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:52,700
[ laughs ]
I'm gonna find you,
You idiot!
258
00:08:52,733 --> 00:08:55,102
[ gags ]
259
00:08:55,135 --> 00:08:56,770
Do you want me
To go get the nurse?
260
00:08:56,804 --> 00:08:58,839
So many scarves!
261
00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:00,540
[ laughs ]
262
00:09:00,574 --> 00:09:04,678
Get the family!
Get the kids!
263
00:09:04,712 --> 00:09:06,680
Get both the kids.
264
00:09:06,714 --> 00:09:09,116
All right, jett!
265
00:09:09,149 --> 00:09:13,253
I've got your wife
And both your kids.
266
00:09:13,286 --> 00:09:16,857
I am gonna dump your family
In the lava --
267
00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:19,359
We also have
Your cleaning woman.
268
00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:20,928
And you're gonna need
To get another.
269
00:09:20,961 --> 00:09:22,395
Your house is gonna get
All dirty, and you're gonna --
270
00:09:22,429 --> 00:09:25,866
All right, jett!
You leave me no choice!
271
00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:27,034
Claude --
272
00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:29,136
Jett:
Okay, all right! Fine!
273
00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:31,438
What?
274
00:09:31,471 --> 00:09:32,539
Do it.
275
00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:33,874
Oh, we --
We are doing it.
276
00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:35,208
Do it.
We're doing it.
277
00:09:35,242 --> 00:09:36,376
I hope you do.
278
00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:37,544
We are!
Good!
279
00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:39,146
Gonna happen.
Do it.
280
00:09:39,179 --> 00:09:40,447
We're gonna do it.
281
00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:41,448
Okay.
282
00:09:41,481 --> 00:09:43,383
We're doing it.
Yeah, do it.
283
00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:44,551
We're --
We're doing it!
284
00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:45,819
Do it.
285
00:09:45,853 --> 00:09:47,254
Claude --
Do it.
286
00:09:47,287 --> 00:09:48,455
We-- we're doing it.
287
00:09:48,488 --> 00:09:49,990
Good.
We're already doing it.
288
00:09:50,023 --> 00:09:51,224
Do it.
Don't do it.
289
00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:53,060
We're doing it!
I just -- we got to --
290
00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:54,061
Do you want me to do it?
291
00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:55,663
We're doing it!
292
00:09:55,696 --> 00:09:56,664
Do it.
Do it?
293
00:09:56,697 --> 00:09:57,564
Do it.
Jett: do it.
294
00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:58,766
Watch your step.
Come on, guys.
295
00:09:58,799 --> 00:09:59,767
Don't worry. It's fake.
296
00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:01,001
Just go.
Aah!
297
00:10:01,034 --> 00:10:02,302
All right, buddy.
Life's an illusion.
298
00:10:02,335 --> 00:10:04,271
All right. Hey!
Come on, south dakota.
299
00:10:04,304 --> 00:10:06,606
There you go.
Aah!
300
00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:08,408
Phew.
301
00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:09,743
You watch.
Jett: do it.
302
00:10:09,777 --> 00:10:11,144
It's gonna happen.
303
00:10:11,178 --> 00:10:12,579
I, uh, murdered the boys
And the mother.
304
00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:13,513
Why?
305
00:10:13,546 --> 00:10:14,748
[ laughs ]
You just told me to.
306
00:10:14,782 --> 00:10:16,750
I got nothing!
I was bluffing!
307
00:10:16,784 --> 00:10:17,751
Oh!
308
00:10:17,785 --> 00:10:18,919
Hey, beelzeboob.
309
00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:21,254
I never wanted kids
In the first place!
310
00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:22,622
[ laughs ]
311
00:10:22,656 --> 00:10:25,258
We still have
His precious cleaning woman.
312
00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:26,493
Que sucio.
313
00:10:26,526 --> 00:10:28,696
Oh, god.
Get her ass out of here.
314
00:10:28,729 --> 00:10:30,097
All right, quit it.
Quit it.
315
00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:31,631
It's supposed to be dirty.
Come on.
316
00:10:34,802 --> 00:10:36,770
[ elevator bell dinging ]
317
00:10:36,804 --> 00:10:38,205
So, yo quiero --
318
00:10:38,238 --> 00:10:42,309
Like, you -- yo quiero...
To, um,
319
00:10:42,342 --> 00:10:43,643
You know
What I'm trying to say?
320
00:10:43,677 --> 00:10:48,782
Yo quier--
Do you like to clean, eh?
321
00:10:48,816 --> 00:10:50,818
Do you like to clean, eh?
322
00:10:50,851 --> 00:10:55,455
[ laughs evilly ]
323
00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:57,691
Oh, shit!
What happened to her?!
324
00:10:57,725 --> 00:10:59,659
What did you do to her?!
What did you do?!
325
00:10:59,693 --> 00:11:01,962
Rosalina?!
326
00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:03,130
[ sighs ]
327
00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:05,733
[ screaming ]
328
00:11:05,766 --> 00:11:07,634
Press the down button,
Please.
329
00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,970
I can't stop screaming!
I can't stop screaming!
330
00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:11,504
Who am I gonna be?
331
00:11:11,538 --> 00:11:13,306
Who am I -- who am I gonna be?
332
00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:15,308
Who am I gonna --
333
00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:18,178
[ dinging continues ]
334
00:11:21,248 --> 00:11:22,716
I think I'm me.
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