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Benji: mmm!
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That beef jerky sure looks good,
Doesn't it, jimmy?
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Look at that
Filthy immigrant
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Fiddling
With his herbal cigarettes.
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Why not just slip it
In your pants?
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Who's going to know?
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**
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It's like taking beef jerky
From a baby,
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Or in this case,
A convenience store.
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And you're in and out
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Before that pesky angel
Even got a word in edgewise.
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What did I miss?
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Too little, too late,
Goody two shoes.
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[ laughs ]
"What did I miss?"
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More like everything.
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-stupid angel.
-shh!
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What?
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It's easy when you remember
These simple steps.
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Just use the acronym
"T.E.M.P.T.U.R.D.T.S."
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"T" -- teleport.
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"E" -- evaluate.
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This guy wants that jerky,
But he doesn't have the money.
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M.P. -- make a plan.
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I'm gonna tell this guy
To put that jerky in his pants.
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"T" again -- tell the plan.
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Put that jerky
In your pants.
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"U" -- up-sell.
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Hey, wouldn't it be fun
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To bind, torture,
And kill that guy?
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That way, you have
All the jerky you want
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And that beer.
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We'll get him next time.
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"R" -- remember to always
Stay on the right shoulder,
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Which is the left shoulder.
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The correct shoulder
Is the left.
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The right shoulder
Is the angel's domain.
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But you're on
The right shoulder.
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Ah, ah, ah.
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D.T. --
Do not talk to the angel.
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[ belt ringing ]
Oh, my belt is blinking.
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I'll see you next time
On the shoulder.
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Okay.
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Now, I know
You're all pumped up,
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But don't go
Turning your belts on just yet.
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Mine's a little snug.
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I said don't turn it on!
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Is it on?
Ooh.
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Ohh!
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Aah-blblbl!
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Okay, all right, cool.
All right.
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No way.
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What?
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[ twinkle! ]
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You don't have to eat
That whole container.
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How about
Some dried apricots?
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I think I'm in love
With you.
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-[ gasps ]
-how did it go?
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Did you evaluate?
Do the up-sell?
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I got to get back to her.
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She had already stolen
A bunch of fresh peaches
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And put them
Under her shirt...
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From a cantaloupe store.
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-you lia-a-a-a-r!
-whoa!
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[ belt ringing ]
Look, your belt's blinking.
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Remember, make a plan.
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Aah!
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Aah-blblblbl!
Okay.
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Um, okay.
Make a plan.
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We are in a...Restaurant.
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Pull your wiener out.
Um, pull your wiener out!
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And when you got your --
When your -- wave it --
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Wave it around
Like a helicopter.
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You've been here for two hours
Working on your screenplay,
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And you're just going
To round up on the tip?
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Two hours?
How do you know that?
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Work order.
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Why don't you make
That 1 into a 9?
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Why don't you take that 9
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And make it
Into a...Gross wiener?
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Spit in that guy's food.
He looks like a dick.
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Hey! Gary!
Hey!
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Hey, buddy!
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My guy's
About to dine and dash, so...
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But you got to make sure
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She voids
That credit-card transaction,
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And then you dash.
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That looks like a $9 tip.
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It's less than 20%.
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It's 23%.
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That's what I said.
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It's less than 25%.
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You're supposed to tip 20%.
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-it used to be 20%.
-it used to be 15%.
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It used to be 15%
And then it used to be 20%,
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And now it's 25%,
Right?
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And it keeps getting higher
And higher.
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Next week, I'm gonna be serving
Food to a waiter.
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Sir, you have
A very good screenplay.
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What is that?
What is that, pirate vampires?
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-call it "Vampirates."
-that's a great idea.
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-I took a class.
-ohh.
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-how's it going?
-aah!
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Did you do the up-sell?
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He's gonna go over there,
And he's gonna touch that, uh --
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That kid's, uh, wiener.
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No, he's not.
You didn't evaluate, mister.
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Can you help him?
He needs help.
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-he got a work order.
-don't talk to the angel.
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Aah!
Aah-blblblbl!
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[ organ playing softly ]
Okay, um, um, evaluate.
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Um, oh. Hmm.
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That mole
Really should be looked at.
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You should get that checked out.
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Boy, he's right.
It looks irregular.
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Also,
Don't steal that money.
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Do steal the money
From the plate
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A-a-and spit in the plate
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So when the priest touches it,
He gets it all over his hands.
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Geez, that's a recipe
For hepatitis.
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Pull out
Your long boobies,
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And I want you to swing 'em
Around like a bunch of maces.
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Wave your boobies around!
Aah!
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Go over and make that kid hard.
Go touch his penis.
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Go touch that kid's pe--
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I've, like, been in this room
For a while, right?
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She's going
To the dermatologist now.
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That monstrosity
Was precancerous.
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You might have saved her life,
You chubnut.
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Maybe she'll go on to live
And kill a bunch of priests.
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You were up there
Yakking it up
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With that [bleep] Angel,
Weren't you?
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Your buddy claude here
Has been crushing it.
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Got somebody
To throw a dog off a bridge.
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I did.
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But the angel had a work order,
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So what am I supposed to do?
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You have something better
Than a work order, gary.
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You can lie.
You can cheat.
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Yeah, gary,
They already want to do it.
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You just got to give them
A little nudge.
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Satan:
But you see, fellas,
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Gary thinks that angel
Is better than him.
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No. It's --
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I mean,
That angel went to heaven,
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And he didn't commit
Some horrible sin
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That sent them all here,
But --
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I am so sick
Of your excuses.
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Claude is ready
For premium shoulders.
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-you got no fire!
-I got fire!
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I want you in their ears
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Telling them what to do
And how to do it!
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Hot fire! I tell people
What to do, and they do it well!
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-get up there.
-whoo!
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I want you to show me!
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Why don't you come here?
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Why don't you
Turn on my belt?
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And I'm gonna go down there,
And I'm gonna crush this.
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Aah-blblblbl!
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Damn it. I lost a nail.
Everyone look around.
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-I lost a nail.
-guys, find it! Now!
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Find it!
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Aah-blblbl-uh.
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Ah, okay, teleport.
Done.
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"E" -- evaluate.
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Okay, dark crawl space.
Ah.
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Take that headless mannequin
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And throw it in the puddle
Over there, ruin it.
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Yeah.
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Just drag it over to the...
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Is that blood?
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Is that straight blood?
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There's always time
To ask god's forgiveness.
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Oh, my...
What are you --
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What are you doing
With that?
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-no, dude, what are you...?
-mnh. Put the head down.
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Put the head down!
Holy shit!
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What am I looking at?!
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I cannot get through
To this one.
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What is he...?
Get me out of here!
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Oh, oh, duck.
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Aah!
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Ohh!
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What is happening?
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What the shit
Is happening?
[ thud ]
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[ crying ] People have been
Cutting people's heads off.
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And then they go --
And they're kissing them
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Like they're
A make-out buddy.
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And then I was gonna talk
To him
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About messing up
A mannequin.
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And the guy --
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You went down to talk to him
About not stopping,
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And I don't know
Which way up or down is!
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I know someone
Who knows what's up and down.
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Can I tell you a story
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About how I allowed jesus christ
Into my life?
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That sounds boring,
But sure.
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Have you heard
The good news today?
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Jesus christ
Has a plan for all of us.
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Mnh-mnh. Mnh-mnh.
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I gave my soul
To jesus christ.
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I've never been happier.
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Gary, you --
You a demon, man.
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Come, pray with me.
It's okay. It's okay.
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Gary. Gary, gary,
I don't feel comfortable.
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You haven't got a soul
To give to christ,
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You ham-headed [bleep]
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Yeah, well,
Isn't my soul
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In one of those big jars
That you got?
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-I think it would be
Super-cool if maybe --
-no, no, no, no!
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They are laughing at us
Up in heaven, gary.
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You got punked.
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Ollie says
That angels never lie.
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What -- what was his name?
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-ollie.
-what's his last name?
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Tabooger.
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S-say -- say his name again.
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-ollie tabooger.
-again.
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Ollie tabooger.
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Well, his name's oliver,
But he goes by ollie...Tabooger.
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I'll...Eat...A...Booger,
Gary?
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That's disgusting,
Claude.
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The fact that you eat
Your boogers
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And then publicly announce
That you eat your...
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Eff this! Eff it!
[ grunting ]
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[ objects crashing ]
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Eff you, ollie,
If that's even your name!
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[ heroic music plays ]
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This is the angel slayer,
Gary.
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Whoa.
It's like anime.
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My own personal weapon
For armageddon.
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[ heroic music plays ]
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You are going to take this
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And ram it
Into that feathery [bleep]
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You got me?
No talk. No discussion.
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You just ram it
Into his spine!
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That's a really intense prank,
But I can do that.
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Show me what you can do.
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Okay.
Um, I'm sorry.
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-I didn't mean to -- whoa.
-no, be careful with that.
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This is really dangerous, right?
Oh, I'm sorry.
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[ siren wailing ]
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[ wind whistling ]
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Aah-blblblbl!
[ laughs ]
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[ horn honks ]
Oh.
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Oh, no...
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N-- oh! Oh, no!
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[ weapon tings ]
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All right, jump!
Don't jump.
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Don't jump...Till I'm gone.
250
00:08:47,427 --> 00:08:48,929
Then you can jump.
Wait, wait, wait.
251
00:08:48,962 --> 00:08:50,030
Wait, wait, wait,
Wait, wait, wait.
252
00:08:50,063 --> 00:08:51,932
He's not going to jump.
253
00:08:51,965 --> 00:08:53,066
[ man snorts ]
He just comes up here
254
00:08:53,100 --> 00:08:54,768
To spit loogies on people.
255
00:08:54,802 --> 00:08:56,536
Don't do that,
By the way.
256
00:08:56,570 --> 00:08:57,605
It's gross.
257
00:08:57,638 --> 00:08:58,906
Hey.
258
00:08:58,939 --> 00:09:00,240
I just wanted to say
Thank you so much
259
00:09:00,273 --> 00:09:01,742
For teaching me
About the righteous path.
260
00:09:01,775 --> 00:09:05,012
It really worked out for me...
While I was down in hell!
261
00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:07,615
Happy to help.
Stay on your side, gary.
262
00:09:07,648 --> 00:09:08,916
No!
263
00:09:08,949 --> 00:09:10,417
I want to pray together,
Ollie...Tabooger.
264
00:09:10,450 --> 00:09:12,886
What kind of name is that?
Is it scotch irish?
265
00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:15,255
You know, I was thinking maybe
You could change your name
266
00:09:15,288 --> 00:09:16,957
To you'll-eat-a-damn-booger!
267
00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:18,291
I got him! Jump!
268
00:09:18,325 --> 00:09:21,361
Ohh.
Don't! Don't jump!
269
00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:22,562
Man: aah!
Don't jump.
I said don't jump.
270
00:09:22,596 --> 00:09:23,697
No, no, no, no, no!
271
00:09:23,731 --> 00:09:25,265
[ glass shatters ]
[ car alarm blaring ]
272
00:09:25,298 --> 00:09:26,099
Ooh.
273
00:09:26,133 --> 00:09:27,868
We have a couple
Of empty chairs.
274
00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:30,137
[ triumphant music plays ]
275
00:09:32,806 --> 00:09:34,574
[ gary laughs ]
276
00:09:34,608 --> 00:09:37,277
I guess I'll be sleeping
On a goose-down pillow tonight.
277
00:09:37,310 --> 00:09:38,445
Hell, yeah, gary!
278
00:09:38,478 --> 00:09:39,947
That's what
I'm talking about, man!
279
00:09:39,980 --> 00:09:41,715
Hey, let's put it up
On the screen.
280
00:09:41,749 --> 00:09:42,716
I want to see it.
281
00:09:42,750 --> 00:09:44,084
I want all you guys to see
282
00:09:44,117 --> 00:09:46,119
How I made a guy
Jump off a building
283
00:09:46,153 --> 00:09:48,622
Because of what I said to him.
284
00:09:48,656 --> 00:09:50,423
N-- oh, no! No!
285
00:09:50,457 --> 00:09:53,326
Fast-forward
Past this part.
286
00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:55,763
You know, I was thinking maybe
You could change your name.
287
00:09:56,496 --> 00:09:58,999
Come on. Push him.
They'll think he slipped.
288
00:09:59,032 --> 00:10:01,501
Don't -- don't jump!
289
00:10:01,534 --> 00:10:04,137
Man: aah!
Stop spitting loogies
On people!
290
00:10:04,171 --> 00:10:05,605
[ tape clicks ]
291
00:10:06,674 --> 00:10:08,809
-claude!
-yeah, they were window washers.
292
00:10:08,842 --> 00:10:13,146
My work order said that my guy
Had been annoyed for months.
293
00:10:13,180 --> 00:10:14,682
How'd you get a work order?
294
00:10:14,715 --> 00:10:16,316
I just asked for one.
295
00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:19,519
You know, gar, I don't think
I can trust you on shoulders.
296
00:10:19,552 --> 00:10:22,522
That's cool 'cause, uh,
I have been meaning
297
00:10:22,555 --> 00:10:26,760
To say this to you for a while,
But I think you're a good guy,
298
00:10:26,794 --> 00:10:29,329
But I don't think
I've had the best management.
299
00:10:29,362 --> 00:10:31,164
And I don't think
You're the best manager.
300
00:10:31,198 --> 00:10:32,632
[ laughs ]
301
00:10:32,666 --> 00:10:33,701
[ glass shatters ]
302
00:10:33,734 --> 00:10:36,269
I just felt like
I needed to say that.
303
00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:37,537
-hmm.
-give you some feedback.
304
00:10:37,570 --> 00:10:40,808
I'm glad this is an open
Work environment.
305
00:10:40,841 --> 00:10:42,475
You like dogs, gary?
306
00:10:42,509 --> 00:10:44,511
Puppies!
307
00:10:44,544 --> 00:10:46,346
Lick your balls.
I don't know. I don't know.
308
00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:49,549
I don't know if that's a problem
With your moral compass.
309
00:10:49,582 --> 00:10:51,351
I'm still waiting
On an angel.
310
00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:53,453
It feels like I've been here
45 minutes waiting on an angel,
311
00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:57,057
Unless they don't waste one
On stupid dogs!
312
00:10:57,090 --> 00:10:58,191
I don't know,
You know how they say
313
00:10:58,225 --> 00:10:59,526
That all dogs
Go to heaven?
314
00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:00,694
They don't.
315
00:11:00,728 --> 00:11:01,862
Sometimes they go to hell.
316
00:11:01,895 --> 00:11:03,864
Aah!
Come on!
317
00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:07,600
Heel! Sit! Ohh!
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