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[ guitar strumming ]
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>> that's just what cities are
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For, ain't it?
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Dancin' in the streets!
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[ cheers and applause ]
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>> you know what you could use
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In this hair?
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Mayonnaise.
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Yeah, get some life back into
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It.
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I mean, you could save the
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Earth, but you could still look
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Pretty.
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Maybe wear a push-up bra.
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>> who are you?
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>> I'm gary.
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You don't remember me?
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Crazy gary?
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You worshipped me at the wiccan
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Festival?
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>> oh, gary!
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>> yeah!
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Right?
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Yeah! Jesus christ.
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[ distorted voice ] How many
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Brownies did you eat?
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>> I love leftover salmon.
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Sure, yes.
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The tunes are rockin'.
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But the lead singer -- I mean,
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Safe to say you're having a
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Little bit of boy trouble?
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I love vince herman.
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>> ew!
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>> we're just, like, destined to
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Be together, man.
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>> yes, and people keep trying
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To tear you apart.
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Yeah.
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If only vince herman could maybe
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Get to know you, you know?
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The re you.
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>> I've got to kill
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Vince herman so no one else can
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Have him.
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>> that's my girl!
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Yes!
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Yes!
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>> oh, the show's starting!
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>> no, no, no, look.
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Here, use this, use this!
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[ grunts ]
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>> whoa.
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>> wha?!
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All right, so you get out there,
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All right?
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>> yeah, I got to go watch.
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>> just remember -- when salmon
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Kicks into
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"Steam powered aereoplane," you
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Show vincent herman your love
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Is real.
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>> who?
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>> he's the guy with the
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Microphone.
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Just go get 'em, girl!
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I'm proud of you!
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[ beeping ]
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>> eddie, hey, it's been three
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Days.
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It's my turn, all right?
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>> this is mine!
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>> where's my wallet?
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Where's my wallet?
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Did I leave it in my other
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Pants?
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>> gary!
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Hug it out, bitch! Come on!
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>> "Entourage"!
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>> * oh, yeah
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>> yeah, that's my cellphone
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Ring, yeah.
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>> such a good show.
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>> yeah.
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>> uh, you get reviewed yet?
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>> oh, that's later this week.
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I don't want to jinx it, but,
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Uh...
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I think I'm gonna get some
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Finger lightning.
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>> that leftover tuna deal must
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Have put you over the top, huh?
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>> you talking about
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Leftover salmon?
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Yeah, they're like top two
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Hippie jam bands named after a
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Fish.
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>> noooooooo!
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Why?! Why?! Why?! Why?! Why?!
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>> trying to have a
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Conversation.
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>> [ screams ]
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>> right. Well, I'd love to see
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What you cooked up, man.
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When I did that metallica thing,
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It was a logistical nightmare.
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>> what metallica thing?
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>> oh, man, pyro set the
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Bleachers on fire.
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The stage collapsed.
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10,000 souls for the big man.
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It was off the hizzy, for
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Shizzy, my nizzy!
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No offence to black people.
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>> um, my guy is pointing a
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Crossbow at the world leader of
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Prog-fusion washboard as we
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Speak, so...
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>> crossbow?
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Yeah, crossbow, yeah.
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Silent killer.
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>> it's not done yet?
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>> oh, well, the chess pieces
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Are all in place, my friend, and
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This guys about to be
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Bobby fischer up in this
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Bi-I-- aaaaaah!
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[ screeches ]
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[ panting ]
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I am gary of the 17th circle of
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The hades annex, associate
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Incubus in training.
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Your wish is my pleasure.
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Now, how the [bleep] Did you
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Summon me?!
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>> I found this wallet at the
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Salmon show.
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>> "Crawling hitchhiker"!
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Yeah! Yeah!
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[ humming ]
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Salmon!
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That's mine.
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Hey, thanks for doing me a
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Solid, bro.
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That would be -- that would be
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Awesome -- ha!
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Grr! Yeah!
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>> so, what does this summon
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Word mean?
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>> nothing, you know?
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You can just toss it.
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I mean, you could say it, but it
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Doesn't, uh...
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It doesn't matter, you know?
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But I could just toss it for
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You if you want.
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>> no, nope.
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>> no? No?
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That's fine.
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Ain't nothing but a thing, bro.
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See you around.
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[ urinating ]
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>> you're clinching.
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Got to rela--
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>> dude, you do your job.
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I'll do mine, all right?
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>> I'm just trying to help you
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Out.
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>> hey! Hey!
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Listen! Hurry up!
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I need you to go to my desk.
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I need you to log in as me,
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Okay?
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I need you to change my summon
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Word to anything else than
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"Summonword"!
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>> your summon word is
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"Summonword"?
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>> shut up.
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>> you're supposed to change
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That every six weeks, gary!
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Hurry up, already!
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What, did you drink a gallon of
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Milk?!
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What's going on here?
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Aah!
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Aah! Aah!
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Damn it!
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>> so, I think I know what
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"Summonword" means.
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>> how about this?
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You give me that card back, or
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You know what I'm gonna do?
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I'm gonna eat your firstborn.
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>> spin your head around.
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>> mmm!
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>> whoa!
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>> fine. We happy?
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You done here?
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Because you're gonna get it!
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>> justin, check this out!
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Spin your head again.
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Just keep doing it until I say
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When.
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[ laughs ]
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What fun!
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Everyone loves a show.
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All right, we've all seen it.
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Can we shut it down?
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>> whoa.
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Spin your butt, dude.
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>> I cannot spin my butt.
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>> well, what can you do?
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>> you spin your butt.
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Okay, guys, um...
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Here's the deal.
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Okay, the word you have is a
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Very powerful thing, and I will
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Get in some for real trouble at
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My work.
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Demon, I command thee -- get us
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Beer, as your ruler, bitch.
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>> yeah, I'll spin your head.
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Spin your head clean off your
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Shoulders.
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See how would you like that.
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Yeah?
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Just go all, "Yeah, you want to
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Get your --"
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Ah-ha-ha.
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Oh.
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Oh. [ chuckles ]
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Oh, I need a drink.
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Aah!
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>> what are you --
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You're drinking beer?
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Satan's been up and down the
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Hall asking about you --
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>> gary, where the [bleep] Are
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You?!
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I'll find you, you little
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[bleep]
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>> I lost my s-word, man.
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I just got to change my s-word.
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Just change my s-word.
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>> I can't change your s-word
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Without manager approval.
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>> manager approval?
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That is --
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Satan is our manager!
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>> okay. Relax.
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Relax. Bro!
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>> I'm trying to relax!
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>> relax, okay?
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Get the kid to smoke this weed.
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It will erase his mind.
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Then you steal back your
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Summon word.
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>> oh, hell, yeah.
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There's some stinky-ass nugs in
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This bong.
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Get him to fork over his soul in
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The bargain.
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>> yeah.
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Aah!
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>> yo! Moose knuckle!
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Where have you been?
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>> yeah, bro.
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And explain to me what's wrong
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With this essay.
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"The poems of maya ange...
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Lou"?
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>> you said you wanted it to be
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12 pages.
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>> not in 72-point font, bro!
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I can't turn this in!
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>> just chill out, nerds!
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And check out what the g-man's
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Brought to the party, bros.
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Yeah!
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It's a bong.
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[ mock inhaling ]
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>> yeah!
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>> dude, yeah.
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>> I love you, gary!
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>> yeah, dude, I'm so wasted.
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Aw, yeah, but I don't want to
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Bogart this joint any longer.
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So...
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>> I wanted to give you back
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Your wallet.
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>> what?
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>> yeah.
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>> with the s-word, too!
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>> yeah.
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>> dude!
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>> yeah.
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I thought I'd forget it so I got
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It tattooed right there.
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>> [ chuckles ]
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>> take the leg.
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Take the leg.
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Take the leg!
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>> what is your clipboard for?
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>> what?
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Huh?
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>> the clipboard!
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Why?
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>> oh, um, it's a...
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Petition against the drilling...
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Of pandas for...Oil.
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>> oh, yeah.
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We heard about that.
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>> good, because the media's
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Really trying to cover it up --
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The drilling of bears.
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So you should give that a sign.
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>> oh, yeah, absolutely.
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[ cellphone rings ]
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>> yeah, keep signing it.
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Yeah, both of you.
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>> hey, wait a minute, dude.
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>> save the pandas!
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>> that's not paper.
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It's skin.
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>> oh, don't worry about it.
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You have to use the, uh, skin --
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The skin from the bears -- in
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The paper.
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But you just hang on there.
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Hold that thought, all right?
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Yeah, talk to me.
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>> gary, I did it.
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I changed your summon word.
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>> yeah! Yeah!
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Claude, you're the man! Yeah!
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>> I made it simple.
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It's your mother's maiden name
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And the year you were born.
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All right, so...Schmickler83.
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Got it.
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Let me just write that down.
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>> shouldn't really need to
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Write it down.
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It's maiden name and year you
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Were born.
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>> here we go.
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>> demon, I command thee to get
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Me a ferrari enzo filled with
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$2 million dollars in small
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Bills.
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>> I changed my summon word.
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And you're condemned to hell,
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'cause this wasn't about pandas
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At all.
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[ laughs ]
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Boo-yah.
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[ chuckles ]
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Yeah.
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>> foghorn leghorn and stewie
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From "Family guy."
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>> big gets.
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>> you stupid [bleep]
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>> listen, listen.
365
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>> it's ripped.
366
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There's a piece missing.
367
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Where is it?
368
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>> oh, no, sorry.
369
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I got that.
370
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There's a hole in my pants.
371
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Aah!
372
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Okay.
373
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Okay, how did this happen?
374
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Um...
375
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>> hey, man!
376
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Spin it to the beat.
377
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>> oh, come on, man.
378
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Who the hell are you?
379
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Aah!
380
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>> oh, no.
381
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>> dominus santi!
382
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>> ow! Ow!
383
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>> christi crux est mea lux!
384
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>> ow! Ow! Stop it!
385
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How did you get my summon word?
386
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>> leftover salmon message
387
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Boards!
388
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Dios donate --
389
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>> aah!
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>> gary.
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Gary!
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Did you lose your summon word
393
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Again?
394
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>> no. Absolutely not.
395
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I would never do that.
396
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>> it sure looks like it.
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>> claude, you judas --
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Aah!
399
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>> ha ha!
400
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>> hey! Stop summoning me!
401
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All right, it's not funny --
402
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Aah!
403
00:10:00,167 --> 00:10:01,501
Aah!
404
00:10:01,501 --> 00:10:03,170
Please let me stop.
405
00:10:03,170 --> 00:10:04,437
Please let me stop!
406
00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:06,506
Aah!
407
00:10:06,506 --> 00:10:10,510
Please, do you have an aspirin?
408
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[ groaning ]
409
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Aah!
410
00:10:14,414 --> 00:10:15,415
Please!
411
00:10:15,415 --> 00:10:16,349
Please stop.
412
00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:17,284
Please stop.
413
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Why are you --
414
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>> hey, gary.
415
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>> oh, hey, b., what's going on?
416
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>> turns out that there was one
417
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Real name on your soul sheet.
418
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>> sweet.
419
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>> this is your mother's maiden
420
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Name, right?
421
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>> what?
422
00:10:32,866 --> 00:10:34,234
Mom?
423
00:10:34,234 --> 00:10:36,369
>> aaaaaah!
424
00:10:36,369 --> 00:10:37,537
>> mama, no!
425
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>> aaaaaah!
426
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>> stop yelling!
427
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>> aah!
428
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>> stop yelling!
429
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You're embarrassing me!
430
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>> aah!
431
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She's a talker.
432
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>> * it's friday night
433
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>> come on! Come on!
434
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Come on! Come on!
435
00:10:56,824 --> 00:10:58,558
Come on!
436
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Come on!
437
00:11:00,627 --> 00:11:02,395
Come on!
438
00:11:02,395 --> 00:11:04,431
Come on! Come on!
439
00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:06,399
Come on!
440
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>> * I pick a little bit of
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00:11:07,467 --> 00:11:09,402
Guitar *
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