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>> lassiter jenkins, senator
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From the state of tennessee...
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Family man...
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Leader of the pray for oil
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Faith initiative...
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And a secret peter tweeter.
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>> ah, there's just no reason to
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See one of those.
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>> yeah.
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Man likes to show his junk.
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Now, what I need is an emissary
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To go find the esteemed senator,
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Present him with these
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Glamour shots, and persuade him
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To put me on the nickel.
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Huh?
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Heh.
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All right.
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So who wants this one?
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>> me! Me! Me! Me!
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Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!
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Me! Me! Me! Me!
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I call it! I called it!
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>> claude, I think I saw your
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Hand go up first.
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>> it's all for you, satan.
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I won't let you down.
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>> whoa. Hey.
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Claude's my intern.
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He is great and all, and I
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Appreciate his energy.
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But, I just feel that my talents
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Are being wasted just sitting
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Here on this red-hot iron spike.
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>> all right, fine.
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Book it with travel.
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>> yeah! Gary!
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>> also, uh, gary, why don't
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You go ahead and eat these, too.
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>> oh, okay.
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Does this have anything to
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Do with the mission?
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>> what? No, that's just for my
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Amusement.
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Bon appétit.
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Good meeting, everybody.
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>> senator jenkins' office.
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>> [ high-pitched ] Yes, hi.
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I am a registered voter, and I
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Was calling to speak with
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Senator jenkins.
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>> the senator's not here right
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Now.
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He's on vacation.
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>> oh, I didn't know that.
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[ normal voice ] But, I do now!
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Thank you!
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Boo-yah!
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Oh, shoot.
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[ high-pitched mumbling ]
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All right. I got it.
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[ dialing ]
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[ ringing ]
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>> senator jenkins' office.
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>> [ high-pitched ] Hi.
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Yes, this is the -- this is the
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Voter from before, and I was
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Calling to see if you had a,
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Uh, oh, no, an exact location
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Or a phone number for the
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Senator.
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>> no, I cannot give you that.
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>> [ grunts ]
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>> okay?
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>> okay, thank you. Goodbye.
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>> he's in the smoky mountains.
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>> [ normal voice ] Oh, hey.
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>> I really thought, uh, I was
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Gonna get to do this one, so I
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Highlighted his hiking route.
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>> thank you for this.
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You want a briquette?
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[ woman singing in french ]
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>> [ echoing ] Help!
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>> hello?
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>> down here!
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Hey, man, help! Here I am!
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Hey, hey, hey!
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Help!
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>> don't you worry, all right?
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I'll be down in a jiff.
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[ grunts ]
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Aah! Aah!
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[ grunting ]
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Ow!
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Ooh.
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Ooh!
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>> yeah, that root was slippery,
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Huh?
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>> yeah.
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Is there any chance that you are
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United states senator
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Lassiter jenkins?
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>> no.
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>> can I have some of this?
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>> oh, no. That's urine.
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I've been pissing in that for
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Two days.
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>> hold that thought.
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Hold that thought.
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[ dialing ]
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>> yello?
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>> claude, thank god! Thank god.
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Don't tell satan this, but I
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Am trapped in a ravine.
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>> hey, gar!
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>> I don't know where I am!
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All right, I'm bleeding.
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>> yeah, man.
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I can hardly hear you, but it
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Sounds like you're having a
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Great time, bro.
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Why don't you give me a call
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Back tomorrow when I'm back in
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The office?
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>> this is your office line,
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Claude.
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>> right, whatever.
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>> claude!
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>> dick.
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[ dial tone ]
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>> okay, buddy.
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[ laughs ]
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You too, man.
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All right.
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Check you on the flip.
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Ohh, do you have any aspirin?
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>> my boss is a total dickhead.
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>> yeah.
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My boss is the living embodiment
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Of all evil.
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>> yeah, mine too.
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He's always looking for a
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Way to tear me a new asshole,
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Literally.
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>> yeah, mine too!
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Like, literally tears me a
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New asshole.
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>> yeah, literally!
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Mine literally, too.
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>> mine literally tore me a new
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Asshole.
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It's in my armpit.
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Where's yours?
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I would show you mine, but
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It's got the runs right now.
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>> oh, mine's not like
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Literally.
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>> yeah, I mean like literally.
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>> okay.
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>> yeah, yeah.
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>> a lot of people misuse that
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Word.
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[ tapping ]
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>> how's your spear coming
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Along?
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Better be sharp because when
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That squirrel comes by, I think
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We're only gonna get one more
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Shot at him.
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>> mm-hmm.
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>> yeah.
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He really wants to live.
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But on that note, you're leg is
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Not looking good, so I think we
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Could tuck into that pretty
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Soon.
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>> no, man.
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We're not eating my leg.
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>> are you chewing something?
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There's a granola wrapper!
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What do you got in that bag?
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>> hey!
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>> what do you got in that bag?
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>> hey!
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That -- that's private!
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>> yeah?! Well, fine!
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Fine!
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'cause you know what?
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'cause if I want food, I can
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Just go out and I can hunt with
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These two guys.
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I don't even need this knife.
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Just -- [ screams ]
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Gaaaaah!
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>> don't do that.
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Hey, I got a lot of yogurt
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Raisins, and you can have one.
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>> you know what? No.
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I'm gonna eat these berries.
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>> no, no, no. Don't eat that.
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Those are poisonous, man.
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>> nice try.
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These are mine.
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Mmm.
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If you want some, go get your
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Own.
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[ grunting ]
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>> oh!
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Are you okay?
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>> I'm fine.
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[ grunts ]
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Do you have any pepto in your
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Bag?
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>> no, man.
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What the hell do you have in
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Your bag?
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It's filled with crap.
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You have bottle rockets?!
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>> yeah, I was saving them for
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The fourth.
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>> they're wet or something.
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We gotta use your horn, man.
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>> use your horn.
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That's gonna hurt me.
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>> I don't have a horn.
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>> [ grunts ]
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>> no!
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[ bottle rocket whistles ]
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>> let's meet again, brother.
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This very same spot a year from
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Now.
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>> let's do it on top of the
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Ravine next time.
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>> yeah.
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>> [ laughs ]
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>> yeah.
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>> but, you remember what I
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Said.
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Take life by the horns.
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>> I don't remember you saying
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Anything like that, gary, but
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You, too, man.
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>> that guy...
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My...Horn.
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My horn!
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You've got my horn! Guys!
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>> oh, gary, you were gone a
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While.
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We were, uh, getting worried.
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What's up with your leg?
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>> oh, it's fine! I just...
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Just kinda twisted it.
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>> oh, okay.
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Uh, so...
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How was the senator?
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>> he's good...
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He's -- he's good.
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>> ah, great.
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So, you see, you found him
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Out there in the woods, huh?
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>> oh, most certainly.
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Because photos...
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Don't lie.
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>> wow.
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This is great.
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When you were talking to
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Jenkins, did he mention just
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Having, like, uh, like, uh,
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I don't know, an identical twin
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Or something like that?
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No? Nothing?
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A doppelganger? No?
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That's weird because, you know,
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While you were jerking off in
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The woods, claude was, uh, very
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Actively busy finding the real
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Senator jenkins in this hotel
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Room.
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>> yeah, satan.
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Uh, something just didn't sit
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Right about the whole "Hiking"
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Thing.
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You know what I mean?
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>> gary, you have lied to me for
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The last time.
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I am demoting you to coal
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Shoveling...
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Forever!
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>> [ coughs ]
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All the coal in the hole.
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[ rustling ]
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More?
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Seriously?
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Come on!
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Come on, guys.
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>> you know all this coal we're
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Shoveling?
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>> yeah.
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>> I carved an "X" on a piece of
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Coal.
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I put it in there, and it just
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Came out and fell in front of
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Us.
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>> no, no, no, no, then that
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Would mean that this whole thing
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Is a waste of time.
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>> gary!
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>> that's you!
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They're calling you.
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>> [ laughs ]
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I knew this wouldn't last
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Forever!
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>> hey, gary.
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Long time, huh?
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Look what I got here.
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It's a book.
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And look who wrote it.
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>> the buddy of yours from the
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Ravine?
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>> "Take life by the horns:
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How a demon taught me to
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Raise hell without going
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There."
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>> it's got the secret hell
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Handshake.
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It's got the finger lightening.
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It's got everything, gary.
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>> blah, blah, blah.
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"Minions, behind his back, have
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Been known to call him
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Beelzleboobs."
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>> [ laughs ]
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>> you're laughing?
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>> I never heard that before.
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No one's gonna read this stupid
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Book.
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>> it's a best-seller.
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People are reading it on the
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Beach.
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>> yeah. He's doing seminars.
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"Do it the gary way".
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>> everyone's real inspired by
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This guy, gary.
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I want you to uninspire them.
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[ gun cocks ]
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>> alex!
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>> gary!
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[ chuckles ]
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In the flesh!
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To what do I owe the pleasure?
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Come on in, man.
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>> what's up, man?
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>> yeah, man, I want to
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Introduce you to my publisher.
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He says your a hallucination.
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[ both laugh ]
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>> yeah, I bet.
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>> yeah!
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>> [ laughs ]
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Hey, um...
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What if I kill you and I make it
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Look like a suicide?
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>> no. No.
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That's not the gary way, man.
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>> I'm gary, asshole!
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You have my horn, and you told
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People that I cried at the
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Bottom of the ravine.
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>> gary, my editor said that
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Makes you more sympathetic, so
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It really worked.
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>> [ moans ]
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Where's your can?
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>> if you gotta drop anchor,
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Man, half bath.
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>> man, this place is crazy big.
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>> courtesy flush, too?
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>> satan just had a couple of
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Notes about a second revision
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Before you go in there.
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He really would like you to
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Mention what a badass he is.
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And also, could you put
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Something in there about how cut
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He is?
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He's just got waterfall abs.
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>> let me show you the cool way
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To masturbate, hollywood-style.
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You know what I mean?
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Everybody is doing this.
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>> and one little last note:
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You could take your original
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Manuscript and every single copy
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Of the book and burn it.
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I'm just really glad you're open
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To taking notes 'cause a lot of
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People are really sensitive
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About --
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Claude?
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What are you doing here, man?
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>> what you couldn't.
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[ belt snaps ]
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>> [ grunts ]
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>> hey, are you shoveling the
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Gary way?
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Shovel the gary way!
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[ laughs ]
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>> [ laughs ]
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Yeah, that is funny.
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[ laughs ]
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>> hey, gary, eddie, how are
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You?
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>> hi.
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>> you remember alex, don't you?
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>> hey, man! What's up?
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What you doing?
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>> I'm being put in hell.
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Hey, I was told I'm supposed
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To shove this up your ass or
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You're supposed to shove it up
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Mine or something.
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>> you first.
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>> I tell you what.
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Why don't we flip a coin?
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Gary, you call.
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>> tails.
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Oh, wow, is that new?
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It's actually really good.
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>> came out nice.
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>> I can't believe we got all
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The detail on that.
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That's pretty amazing.
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>> franklin mint.
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Uh, that's heads.
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So why don't you bend over?
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I got to head back to the
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Office.
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Good to see you guys.
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>> okay. Yeah.
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Cool beans.
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>> um, are you gonna pull down
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Your pants or do I stick it --
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>> no, you can push it through.
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I don't care about these pants.
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00:11:04,097 --> 00:11:05,132
>> am I just supposed to shove
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It?
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>> oh, yeah, just shove it right
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In there.
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>> it doesn't seem like it's
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Gonna fit.
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>> oh, yeah. It never does.
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>> okay.
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>> are you doing it the
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Gary way?
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