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[Desiree] Too Hot To Handle is back.
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[man] Let's get this boat rocking!
Floating sex palace.
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[Desiree] But this horny hunk thinks he's
signed up for a different dating show.
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We out here, baby! Bring on the girls!
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[Desiree] That's because every season...
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{\an8}All right, here we go.
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...we go to extreme lengths
to cover our tracks.
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-Welcome to Parties in Paradise!
-[all cheering]
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Pleasure Island!
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Welcome to your first Wild Love challenge.
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[Desiree]
Resulting in super mature reactions...
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I've fanny flutters.
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...to Lana's big reveal.
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[dings]
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Bitch!
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No!
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[groans]
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Is anyone else gonna fucking puke?
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[Lana] You must abstain...
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No morning boners.
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...from sexual practices...
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[groans loudly] Why!
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...for the entirety of your stay.
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Welcome to hell!
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Can I call my mom? I want to go home.
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[upbeat song playing]
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[Desiree] This time,
our new totally fake show
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is on a yacht, baby.
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We got a boat with ass.
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-Whoo!
-[women laughing]
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[Desiree] These super sexual hell raisers
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think they're sailing off
for a party tour of the Caribbean.
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What happens in international waters...
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[all] Stays in international waters!
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[Desiree] But in reality...
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there's only one cone-shaped star.
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{\an8}Let's go! Let's go!
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I'm ready to bang.
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[all cheering]
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This is gonna blow
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your
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minds!
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[Desiree] Lana's surprise sex ban
is 12 hours away.
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So let's get back to our horny hottie
on a yachtie.
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[man] I'm on a boat!
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{\an8}[Desiree] Oh, sexy and smart.
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{\an8}We're gonna have fun on this boat.
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Unless I get seasick.
Then we got a problem.
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My sex drive is a bit overboard.
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Surely this is the show for me,
I think. [laughs]
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I'm Louis, a semi-pro footballer
from the UK.
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I'm a player and I get the girls.
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He shoots, he scores,
you know what I mean?
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No, no.
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[woman] Is that why you're only semi-pro?
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Maybe just one...
Maybe let me just have one more go.
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I'm so thankful for the way
God has blessed me.
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Because in the boys' changing room,
sorry, lads,
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they're not hung like me.
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[laughs]
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Oh, my God, Mom. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. [chuckling] I'm sorry.
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Love Overboard. Whoo!
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Big boat and sexy girls.
That's what I came here for.
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[Desiree] Oh, boy.
A footballer and two hot girls?
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{\an8}This could get Lionel Messi.
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{\an8}The one in the sparkly dress. Oh, my gosh.
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{\an8}Let's get this boat rocking!
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[Hannah and Courtney] Hello!
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Hello, girls.
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-Nice to meet you.
-I love your nose ring.
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I'm Hannah.
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-Nice to meet you.
-Courtney.
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-You two are beautiful.
-What's your name?
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-Louis.
-Where you from?
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London.
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-London! I know, okay.
-London, I hear it.
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Have you ever dated an American girl?
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Ooh...
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-I actually haven't.
-We can change that.
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Is the bra showing?
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Any little pieces popping out of place?
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Titties out? No, we're good? Okay.
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[pop song playing]
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I am the epitome of a California Girl,
are you kidding me? Look at this tan.
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I like to wear bikinis
that are literally this big,
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like, literal dental floss.
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We all have our beliefs,
and mine is to be half naked all the time.
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I have a roster of boyfriends
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so that if one is acting up,
call boyfriend two.
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If boyfriend two doesn't send you flowers
then call boyfriend number three.
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{\an8}So you always have a backup option.
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{\an8}Or five. Or five backup options.
That's good too.
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[Courtney] Are you excited
for Love Overboard?
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[Hannah] Definitely.
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-Oh, 100%. It's a beautiful yacht.
-It really is.
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-This yacht is massive.
-I'd live on this yacht.
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This is definitely a livable yacht.
Where do you think the bedroom is?
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Okay, she goes straight,
"Where's the bedroom!" Oh, girl! Okay!
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Something about men,
they bring a different side out of me,
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but I have yet to find a guy
that can keep up with me sexually.
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They just don't get it.
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[chuckles]
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♪ I like the way that you move ♪
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[Courtney] As a woman,
you're very powerful.
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You can get anything you want.
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You just gotta learn how to tap into it.
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I'm not just a pretty face.
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I am a businesswoman and my ultimate dream
is to own an empire.
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There's more than meets the eye.
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Is that how you say it? Scratch that.
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I am very ambitious,
that's with business and with boys too.
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I'm a Boss Bitch.
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[laughs]
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Oh, look, here we go. Who's that?
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[Desiree] That right there, Louis,
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{\an8}is six-foot-four of pure muscle
and lavish locks.
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{\an8}[upbeat song playing]
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{\an8}-We got some muscles out here, he's tan.
-I see the abs.
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[Desiree] God sure did take his time
on this specimen of...
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Whoa! What in the tuna toes are those?
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[Hunter] Hello, hello!
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-Hi, what's your name?
-Hunter.
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-You look like a surfer.
-Yes...
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Those are some freaky shoes.
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-These are my lucky fish flops.
-Those are cool, unique.
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Yes, they get the job done.
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These are the secret weapon.
The chick magnets right here.
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You wear these? Instant lay.
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♪ One, two three, four, one, two, three ♪
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[Hunter] I'm super spontaneous.
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I love surfing, skinny-dipping, skydiving,
and a little bit of trouble.
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All right, all right, all right.
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I always end up with blondes
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who look exactly like
the male version of me.
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Female! Fuck!
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Me getting girls isn't the issue,
it's finding the right one.
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What do I expect from Love Overboard?
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I think we'll be on a cruise ship,
throwing each other off.
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Fight to the death.
That'd be a little interesting. [laughs]
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[Desiree] Um, producers, is it too late
to make that show? That sounds great.
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So, I'm not only a surfer,
I love adrenaline.
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I'm an adrenaline junkie.
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I feel like I get
my adrenaline... elsewhere.
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-Where else?
-Threesomes.
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Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I see someone... I see someone coming out.
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{\an8}[Desiree] We've got ourselves a Megan
and she's ready to make her Markle.
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{\an8}[pop song playing]
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-She's got a strut. I like it.
-And she's beautiful.
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-Hi!
-[Hannah] Hello!
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-[Hunter] Hello, hello. Whoo!
-Hi.
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-What's your name? Megan?
-I'm Megan.
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-Louis, nice to meet you.
-How are you?
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You could be in a boy band.
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-A boy band?
-[Hannah] Okay!
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-Okay!
-[all laughing]
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Okay. What's your type?
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-Tall, dark, handsome.
-Okay.
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Yeah. Another one of my types
is footballers.
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♪ Oh, one day you'll see ♪
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♪ I always want to be a VIP ♪
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[distorting] ♪ A VIP... ♪
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Right, I'm on.
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[man] That seemed like a struggle.
You okay?
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I'm all good. [chuckles]
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I am so excited to be on Love Overboard
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because I love boys a lot.
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Boys... Boys... Boys.
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They definitely know who I am,
and if they don't, they're about to know.
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No, they do know.
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But unfortunately, I get the ick
really easily, which is why I'm single.
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I do have an actual list of icks
on my phone.
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Toothbrush charger dirty, his toenails,
farting in his sleep. It's gross.
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Ugh. I'm expecting loads of fit guys,
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loads of fit girls
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and hopefully get a really nice tan.
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That was a lame answer, wasn't it?
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Do you play football?
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-Yeah, I play a little bit. Semi-Pro.
-Yeah, I mean, I'll take that.
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[Desiree] Spoiler alert,
I think we've got a Louis fan.
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-Cheers.
-What happens on the boat...
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-[all] Stays on the boat!
-[all laughing]
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[Desiree] Ain't that the truth.
Because in ten hours,
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these horny sea dogs set sail
for the celibate seas.
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But before they get totally yacht blocked...
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{\an8}here's two more sexy shipmates
ready to make some waves.
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Wait. We got double trouble coming.
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Are you kidding me?
Left is giving me good vibes.
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-Okay, I can see the muscles from here.
-[Hannah] Okay.
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[Desiree] And where there's mussels,
there's usually cockles.
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-[Dre] Hey! How y'all doing?
-[Courtney] Come on in!
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-Hi, Alex. Nice to meet you.
-Courtney, nice to meet you.
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-Both cheeks.
-Okay! You're shaking it!?
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-Oh, no!
-[Alex] Oh, my...
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[all cheering]
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Hell yeah.
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[upbeat music playing]
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A wise man once told me,
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"If you look good,
you don't gotta try too hard."
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When I was younger,
I did not get many women.
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I didn't have no style, no drip, no swag.
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And a face that only a mother could love.
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You get me? I went from ugly duckling
turned beautiful swan.
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Now, I feel like I got to make up
for all them years that I missed out on.
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I feel super excited
to be on Love Overboard
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and meet beautiful women,
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but I'm also nervous
'cause of the overboard part.
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Fun fact, I can't swim.
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-[Courtney] What's your type?
-Bad ones.
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Oh, the baddies!
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Bad ones.
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What's y'all types?
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-I like classy, sophisticated guys.
-[Dre] For sure.
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Kind of, like Prince Philip, maybe,
kind of vibe then?
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[Desiree] I think she's thinking
of someone less dead.
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-Similar to Hugh Grant.
-Who's Hugh Grant?
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[Desiree] Oh, you might need to update
your references.
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-James Bond maybe? Yeah.
-That's my type.
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[Desiree] He's back in the room.
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I am the quintessential
British Prince Charming.
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Handsome, intelligent, humble.
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Oi, quickly.
What does quintessential mean?
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[upbeat music]
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If I was an animal,
I'd probably be a giraffe.
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I've got a really long neck.
And giraffes are quite lean, aren't they?
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Quite good bodies. Sexy.
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I'm very proud of my body.
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I expect from Love Overboard
to meet someone to match my energy.
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They need to be a bit crazy and...
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[upbeat music distorts]
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Something or another.
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My best asset, I've got effortless hair.
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Girls, they see my hair
and then I let them touch it.
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It's like a magnetic pull.
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This is the honey for the girls,
so I draw 'em in.
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Ooh, I forgot how good I was looking.
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Nice. What a pleasant reminder.
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-It's just natural...
-[Hannah] Let me feel it.
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Oh, it's soft! My God.
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[Courtney] I love it, it's great.
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-You can touch it as well.
-Let me see.
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-Everyone can touch it. I don't think...
-It's soft.
242
00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:37,000
Yeah, you got some nice hair here.
243
00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:38,960
[Desiree] Well,
if you're turned on by hair...
244
00:11:39,040 --> 00:11:40,480
Oh, we got more people.
245
00:11:41,840 --> 00:11:45,320
{\an8}...then here's one hell of an afrodisiac.
246
00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:46,760
Damn!
247
00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:49,200
[upbeat song playing]
248
00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:53,760
[Courtney] Give us champagne, baby girl!
249
00:11:53,840 --> 00:11:55,480
[all cheering]
250
00:11:55,560 --> 00:11:57,480
Y'all ready to get this party started?
251
00:11:57,560 --> 00:11:59,040
[all cheering]
252
00:11:59,120 --> 00:12:01,400
-[Hannah] Hey!
-What's your name?
253
00:12:01,480 --> 00:12:03,480
-Christine, what's your name?
-Courtney.
254
00:12:03,560 --> 00:12:05,600
-Nice to meet you.
-Hello, you all right?
255
00:12:05,680 --> 00:12:07,480
-I'm good.
-Louis, nice to meet you.
256
00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:09,600
-Gonna pour me one or...
-Absolutely.
257
00:12:09,680 --> 00:12:11,520
-What's your job?
-I'm a bottle girl.
258
00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:14,160
Let's say I've got
a good reputation with bottle girls.
259
00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:15,960
[upbeat music playing]
260
00:12:16,040 --> 00:12:18,600
I'm here to bring the party.
It's what I do best.
261
00:12:18,680 --> 00:12:19,640
[chuckles]
262
00:12:22,680 --> 00:12:25,720
Being a bottle girl,
I have a lot of options.
263
00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:27,280
No strings attached.
264
00:12:27,360 --> 00:12:29,760
We don't do feelings here.
This is a feelings-free zone.
265
00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:33,720
I love walking into the club
and everybody's staring at me.
266
00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:37,160
When I see a guy,
I just like to give him my mating call.
267
00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:39,080
Hootie hootie hoo!
268
00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:40,880
[echoing]
269
00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:47,240
I'm a 6'1" goddess with long legs
that go on for days.
270
00:12:50,320 --> 00:12:53,840
It just takes a real man to handle
this much woman.
271
00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:56,400
He needs to measure up.
272
00:12:58,880 --> 00:13:01,640
-What's your type in a man?
-[Christine] You.
273
00:13:01,720 --> 00:13:05,880
-You could ride this ride.
-I can ride the... Yes, sir!
274
00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:09,200
-I'm winning today. I'm winning today.
-[all laughing]
275
00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:11,480
[Desiree] Louis might be the kingpin now,
276
00:13:11,560 --> 00:13:16,640
but something tells me this next hunk
is gonna bowl these girls over.
277
00:13:16,720 --> 00:13:19,520
-Whoo! We've got a guy!
-[Megan] Let's go.
278
00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:20,680
{\an8}[upbeat song playing]
279
00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:23,360
{\an8}♪ Like this, watch me go like this ♪
280
00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:29,160
-[Isaac] How we doing? What's up?
-[all greeting]
281
00:13:29,240 --> 00:13:31,320
-Courtney, what's your name?
-Isaac.
282
00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:32,520
Nice to meet you.
283
00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:34,160
-Isaac, right?
-Yeah, Isaac.
284
00:13:34,240 --> 00:13:36,800
-I'm Hannah.
-What's your job? What do you do?
285
00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:39,000
Yeah, I'm a banker. I'm a finance bro.
286
00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:40,440
-[Alex] Really?
-Six figures?
287
00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:41,680
Ah...
288
00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:43,040
You'll have to find out.
289
00:13:43,120 --> 00:13:46,360
♪ I've been working all day and night
Focus on my bank account ♪
290
00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:49,960
When girls find out I'm a banker,
they think I'm drinking all the time,
291
00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:54,320
going out, meeting women and...
yeah, that's true.
292
00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:55,400
[chuckles]
293
00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:56,880
♪ Bring me my money ♪
294
00:13:57,600 --> 00:13:59,600
My saying is, "Work hard, play harder."
295
00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:03,960
As far as looking for a girl,
I'm honestly not that picky.
296
00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:05,760
If the booty's fat, you know where I'm at.
297
00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:07,280
-Oh, seriously?
-[cell phone ringing]
298
00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:08,240
My mom.
299
00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:11,920
-What's going on, Mom?
-[mother] Hey, son, how are you?
300
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,040
-How are you, darling?
-Good, thank you.
301
00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:15,880
What's my game plan going in?
302
00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:19,160
[mother] Just be the lovely lad
I know you are,
303
00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:21,400
and you'll be fine and they will love you.
304
00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:24,600
I have to go, son, love you. Bye.
305
00:14:25,320 --> 00:14:26,160
Love you.
306
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:28,080
She thinks I'm a saint.
307
00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:30,480
If only she knew. [chuckles]
308
00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:36,960
Anyone been down and dirty on a boat?
Freaky, freaky-deaky?
309
00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:39,000
I am a boat virgin, so...
310
00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:40,520
-[Courtney] I'd say same.
-Me too.
311
00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:41,440
We got a new person?
312
00:14:41,520 --> 00:14:44,480
[Desiree] That boat virginity
might not last long
313
00:14:44,560 --> 00:14:48,680
{\an8}when you set your sights
on our final sexy shipmate.
314
00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:52,200
Hey!
315
00:14:52,920 --> 00:14:54,080
[Alex cheering]
316
00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:57,520
-Her legs are rockets.
-Yeah, that looks like my type.
317
00:14:57,600 --> 00:14:59,680
[pop song playing]
318
00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:02,000
[all cheering]
319
00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:03,360
Yeah. I like them blonde.
320
00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:04,360
How's it going?
321
00:15:04,440 --> 00:15:06,520
-Elys. Nice to meet you.
-Alex, nice to meet you.
322
00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:07,960
-Hi.
-That'd be you?
323
00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:09,920
Yeah, I always end up with blondes.
324
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,960
It just happens, man.
325
00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:13,840
-Elys, nice to meet you, hi.
-Hello. Hunter.
326
00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:16,880
-Great to meet you.
-I'm Megan, where are you from?
327
00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:19,040
-I'm from Switzerland.
-You sound very English.
328
00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:21,320
-I'm half English too.
-What's it like in Switzerland?
329
00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:23,880
It's very like snowy right now
and very cold.
330
00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:26,800
Do you shred? Snowboard.
331
00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:28,200
I'm a skier.
332
00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:30,360
[pop song playing]
333
00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:34,680
I'm a total adrenaline junkie
and a ski instructor.
334
00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:35,720
Oh, yeah! [chuckles]
335
00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:38,840
I swear, if I look really bad on this,
I'll be so angry.
336
00:15:38,920 --> 00:15:40,080
[chuckles]
337
00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:46,640
I started skiing
when I was three months old.
338
00:15:46,720 --> 00:15:48,440
My parents chucked me on the skis,
339
00:15:48,520 --> 00:15:51,160
and since then,
I've been in love with the mountains.
340
00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:55,960
But I have absolutely
always been a wild child.
341
00:15:58,920 --> 00:16:03,040
I wanted to be outside, having fun,
chasing guys, doing hot girl shit.
342
00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:06,960
I've got a couple tattoos.
Says, "Duck off."
343
00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:12,440
Why do I think guys like me?
344
00:16:12,520 --> 00:16:15,440
Mm, probably 'cause
I've got a banging pair of tits.
345
00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:17,880
Double D. I've got a good rack on me.
346
00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:22,600
It's true what they say about posh girls.
We're very badly behaved.
347
00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:24,920
♪ Run for your life ♪
348
00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:27,960
How you guys feel
about being on a boat for three weeks?
349
00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:30,320
Nice weather, good looking people.
Champagne.
350
00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:32,080
-[all] Yeah.
-[Dre] God damn.
351
00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:35,200
{\an8}Love Overboard
is the first of its kind, y'all.
352
00:16:35,280 --> 00:16:37,320
{\an8}I never seen a dating show on a boat.
353
00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:40,160
{\an8}I'm definitely ready
to raise my main sail.
354
00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:43,200
{\an8}[Desiree] Well, well, well.
Our work here is done.
355
00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:46,920
They've fallen for it
hook, line and sinker.
356
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:51,640
So it's the perfect time to introduce
our new, totally fake host.
357
00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:53,480
Captain Blower.
358
00:16:54,040 --> 00:16:56,000
Not only does he scrub up well,
359
00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:59,520
but he also happens to know
all the sailor lingo.
360
00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:01,040
-Ahoy!
-[Desiree] Told ya.
361
00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:02,200
[all cheering]
362
00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:04,400
I trust that you're all settling in okay.
363
00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:06,160
My name is Captain Blower
364
00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:09,119
and welcome to my dating show,
Love Overboard.
365
00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:10,880
-[all cheering]
-Yeah!
366
00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:14,280
You're all about to head out
on the vacation of a lifetime,
367
00:17:14,359 --> 00:17:17,359
and hopefully find love along the way.
368
00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:18,760
Ooh, Captain Blower!
369
00:17:20,839 --> 00:17:22,119
Let's go!
370
00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:25,200
{\an8}Things are gonna get a bit spicy.
371
00:17:25,280 --> 00:17:29,599
So, tonight will be
your first beach party of many.
372
00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:30,520
Aye-aye!
373
00:17:30,599 --> 00:17:34,720
And at each party, we'll be picking up
a new sexy single.
374
00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:36,000
[all cheering]
375
00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:37,280
[Elys] A new hot single?
376
00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:41,880
{\an8}There's already so many hot guys on board.
I don't think I can take anymore.
377
00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:44,440
However, there's a catch.
378
00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:47,240
There are only five double beds on board.
379
00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:48,560
[Hunter] Ooh...
380
00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:51,720
So if you don't want to sleep alone,
381
00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:54,160
you better get to picking your shipmate.
382
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:55,880
[all cheering]
383
00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:58,480
{\an8}I really want to get Louis
alone in a bedroom.
384
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,080
{\an8}And throw away the key.
385
00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:02,880
[Desiree] Technically, that's kidnapping,
386
00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:07,200
which, I suppose, is what we're doing
to these horny sea dogs
387
00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:11,960
as there's just one party stop
on their tour of the Caribbean,
388
00:18:12,040 --> 00:18:15,280
-and that is at Lana's Retreat tonight.
-[beeps]
389
00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:18,680
And I suspect that the new sexy single
390
00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:21,200
is actually a smooth-talking cone,
391
00:18:21,280 --> 00:18:23,360
busy watching every move.
392
00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:26,000
[women giggling]
393
00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:28,480
[Desiree] Am I right, Lana?
394
00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:30,080
-[beeps]
-[Lana] Correct.
395
00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:31,520
Over the next eight hours,
396
00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:35,520
I will collect crucial data
and analyze my guests' behavior
397
00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:38,240
before the rules of my retreat
are initiated.
398
00:18:38,320 --> 00:18:42,040
And the fake show, Love Overboard,
comes to an end.
399
00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:45,000
Well, there you have it.
400
00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:47,560
We might as well enjoy the fake race
401
00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:51,240
for the fake beds on the fake
super yacht while we still can.
402
00:18:51,320 --> 00:18:54,800
So, question of the day,
who do y'all fancy?
403
00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:57,040
Um, I actually have to say Isaac.
404
00:18:57,960 --> 00:18:59,560
-[Elys] Yeah.
-He's very tall.
405
00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:01,520
I think Alex is quite fit.
406
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:04,960
He's really muscly,
yet he's just easy to talk to as well.
407
00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:08,200
But Hunter's quite hot as well,
to be honest.
408
00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:10,280
[women exclaiming]
409
00:19:10,360 --> 00:19:11,360
Okay.
410
00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:14,760
{\an8}I'm completely spoilt for choice.
411
00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:18,960
{\an8}I mean, Hunter,
this fucking perfect surfer guy.
412
00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:21,960
And then there's Alex, a right gentleman.
413
00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:23,520
I mean, fuck me.
414
00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:25,920
[chuckling] Literally.
415
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:29,560
For me, I think Elys
has got to be the top tier for me.
416
00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:31,640
Scandi Spice!
417
00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:34,280
I'm gonna put myself
in this race over here.
418
00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:38,800
-It's Elys for me.
-[all laughing]
419
00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:40,640
Everything just ticks my boxes.
420
00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:43,400
Blonde, gorgeous,
you really can't ask for more.
421
00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:47,800
{\an8}Oh, man, blonde-haired girls just...
I don't know, it's like my weakness.
422
00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:49,000
{\an8}I gotta have her.
423
00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:50,880
{\an8}We gotta talk.
424
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:53,920
{\an8}Do I sense a little, uh, battle?
425
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,000
{\an8}Right!
426
00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:58,240
{\an8}I'm not threatened by Hunter at all,
you know. I'm Alex.
427
00:19:58,320 --> 00:20:00,080
{\an8}The true English gent.
428
00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:03,720
{\an8}I feel like Elys is gonna fall
for my charm before Hunter anyway,
429
00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:06,160
{\an8}so that's nothing to worry about.
430
00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:07,120
Louis.
431
00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:10,040
They're all beautiful,
but what did the captain say earlier?
432
00:20:10,120 --> 00:20:12,320
-I've got to pick the one.
-[man] Your shipmate.
433
00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:13,520
My shipmate.
434
00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:15,880
But I don't want to put all the eggs
in one basket.
435
00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:18,000
It's near enough impossible
436
00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:22,320
having to try and choose
between five girls right now,
437
00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:24,520
but I'm not interested in the chase.
438
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:26,760
{\an8}I'd rather see who approaches me.
439
00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:30,280
{\an8}[Desiree] This is my fifth season,
and if I've learned anything,
440
00:20:30,360 --> 00:20:33,080
playing it cool never works.
441
00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:36,960
-If I had to pick one, it'd be Louis.
-Louis' my number one at the moment.
442
00:20:37,040 --> 00:20:38,920
I'm definitely feeling Louis too.
443
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,520
[Desiree] Okay, so this time it may work.
444
00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:45,560
{\an8}I just think Louis' the man of my dreams.
I cannot stop thinking about him.
445
00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:50,400
{\an8}Well, he will be after I figure
the Hannah and Christine situation out.
446
00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:52,960
{\an8}I always go after the guy
that everybody wants.
447
00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:55,520
{\an8}-[Hannah] Um... Ooh...
-Mm-mm.
448
00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:56,720
{\an8}No one is ready for that.
449
00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:59,880
{\an8}I'm here obviously for, um...
450
00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:02,880
{\an8}[Desiree] Making friends
in the spirit of sisterhood?
451
00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:04,480
{\an8}...dick. Uh...
452
00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:08,160
{\an8}Not necessarily friendship,
so, girls, sorry not sorry.
453
00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:10,320
Louis will definitely be in my bed.
454
00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:12,760
We'll see, I guess.
455
00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:15,720
You could have him on Monday,
you can have him on Tuesday,
456
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:18,560
you on Wednesday
and just do a weekly rota or something.
457
00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:25,600
We'll see how it plays out.
458
00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:28,000
[Hannah] This is a cutthroat race,
for sure.
459
00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:31,400
{\an8}I love to win. I literally love to win.
460
00:21:31,480 --> 00:21:33,640
{\an8}Let the games begin.
461
00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:39,840
-Oh, this is so sick.
-Ooh.
462
00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:41,800
[Isaac] This is a floating sex palace.
463
00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:42,880
-All right!
-Whoo!
464
00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:46,040
[cheering]
465
00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:48,880
[ship horn blowing]
466
00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:51,160
-Who wants to go skinny-dipping?
-I will!
467
00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:53,720
-[Isaac] I will. Definitely.
-Let's see it, we'll watch.
468
00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:57,520
Never would I have dreamt
to be in the Caribbean on a super yacht.
469
00:21:57,600 --> 00:22:00,720
Guys, I might go check out the boat,
I might go find the captain.
470
00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:03,000
But I don't know what I'm doing,
to be honest.
471
00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:08,360
I'm going to have a bit of a moment
to myself because this is a dilemma.
472
00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:09,800
I don't know who to go for.
473
00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:13,720
[Desiree] I have a feeling you won't be
left alone with your thoughts for long.
474
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:16,120
[Alex] I'm seeing Elys
at the end of the boat,
475
00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:18,320
looking all classy, hot and spicy.
476
00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:22,400
I'm thinking, "Perfect opportunity to go
and chat to her now before Hunter."
477
00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:26,000
I'm going to bring some drinks out.
You gotta stay hydrated!
478
00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:29,600
[Desiree] You hear that, Hunter?
I would get a move on, if I were you.
479
00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:33,240
It's a time to shine
and I'm going to make Elys mine.
480
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,400
[dramatic music playing]
481
00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:40,960
[Desiree] I've literally never seen
two men move more slowly.
482
00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:43,480
[music crescendoes]
483
00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:48,280
Hi.
484
00:22:48,360 --> 00:22:49,400
How's it going?
485
00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:53,320
[Desiree] It's a victory for England.
And hydration.
486
00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:58,120
Oh, Elys! Alex! Damn.
487
00:22:58,200 --> 00:23:00,480
Alex did beat me to Elys,
488
00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:02,960
but I don't think that guy has game.
489
00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:06,000
I'm gonna let him mess it up.
I'll clean up after.
490
00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:07,840
You're looking good.
491
00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:10,040
Thank you, so are you. You look tanned.
492
00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:12,800
I really do not struggle
to get with girls.
493
00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:15,840
The British charm is my little weapon
in the arsenal.
494
00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:17,720
Good conversation. Real good chat.
495
00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:19,440
So I've got this, no worries.
496
00:23:20,120 --> 00:23:22,640
Your eyebrows are great, by the way.
497
00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:24,680
Do you do much for them or like...
498
00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:27,840
I didn't know where I was going
with that one. Oh, God.
499
00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:29,760
Who do you normally go for?
500
00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:32,200
I've always, my heart, heart...
501
00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:34,320
-I go more...
-Your heart and soul?
502
00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:38,000
My entire heart and soul towards, uh...
Towards blondes.
503
00:23:39,360 --> 00:23:41,240
-Oh, nice.
-What about yourself?
504
00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:44,400
Tall, handsome, young man with curly hair...
505
00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:45,960
Yeah, exactly. Called Alex.
506
00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:47,880
...a great sense of humor, humble.
507
00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:49,200
[both laughing]
508
00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:52,960
Although Alex's flirting is questionable,
509
00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:57,760
I definitely like him
and I think he's very charming.
510
00:23:57,840 --> 00:24:01,040
Like, I'm someone who needs to be
stimulated at all times.
511
00:24:01,120 --> 00:24:04,080
Yeah, stimulated at all times. Righty.
512
00:24:04,840 --> 00:24:07,720
I think I might just
come over here a little bit more.
513
00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:09,800
Get a little more comfortable.
514
00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:12,400
Have you got your eyes on anyone else?
515
00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:15,920
-Miss Scandi-Goddess.
-I thought you'd never ask.
516
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:18,000
-I guess you caught my eye.
-Yeah?
517
00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:19,720
-So humble.
-Yeah.
518
00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:22,880
-Um, Hunter's definitely caught my eye.
-Yeah.
519
00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:26,040
Alex has made it crystal clear
that I'm his favorite.
520
00:24:26,120 --> 00:24:28,520
So, I just... You know, I can take my time.
521
00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:32,000
Have a smooch around first
before I get to know Hunter.
522
00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:34,920
Look, the sun's out,
this is a lovely moment.
523
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:35,920
Yeah.
524
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:39,240
I don't even think Hunter
needs to even try at the moment,
525
00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:41,320
he should just go and find someone else.
526
00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:44,640
She's laughing at my jokes.
Her teeth are out all the time.
527
00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:46,720
I really wanna share a bed with Elys.
528
00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:50,000
But I'm thinking, let's just leave it
hanging for a little bit.
529
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:52,480
Girls want what they can't have, right?
530
00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:54,280
♪ I wanna see you bring the heat ♪
531
00:24:54,360 --> 00:24:58,480
[Desiree] Well, in Louis' case,
he's what nearly every girl wants.
532
00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:02,720
Christine likes Louis
and she is literally a supermodel.
533
00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:05,600
Hannah likes Louis
and she's a model as well.
534
00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:07,520
I'm the only one that's not a model.
535
00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:11,160
I want Louis in my bed tonight,
so I need to get in there first.
536
00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:18,400
-Hello.
-Hi, you okay?
537
00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:21,200
-Better now. How are you?
-Lovely, I'm good, thank you.
538
00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:22,120
Good.
539
00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:25,320
[Christine] Damn, like, Megan does not
beat around the bush,
540
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:28,320
but I'm not worried because she ain't me.
541
00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:33,000
I feel like there's no competition
in this little battle here.
542
00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:36,760
So I'm gonna hold back and let them try,
543
00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:41,160
and then I will slide in, take the W,
win the war! [laughs]
544
00:25:46,040 --> 00:25:47,600
Beautiful yacht, isn't it?
545
00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:50,320
Beautiful yacht and people,
what more could you want?
546
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:54,760
I think I've got the best chance
because me and Louis, we've got banter,
547
00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:57,920
English banter that the Americans
don't understand.
548
00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:01,520
You're looking beautiful.
I'm loving the diamonds.
549
00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:02,680
-[Megan] Really?
-Yeah.
550
00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:05,320
They match your earrings.
So much in common.
551
00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:08,160
I feel like we've got
very similar personalities,
552
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:10,240
-but what is your type?
-Um...
553
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:13,760
-I don't have too much of a type.
-Right.
554
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:16,960
-So anything with a pulse. Tick.
-No, let's not do that.
555
00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:19,320
I'm a classy gentleman.
Do you not think I am?
556
00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:21,160
-Well, I'm a lady, so...
-[laughs]
557
00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:23,560
-You need to have that banter.
-Yeah.
558
00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:26,200
-You need to have casual chat, you know?
-Yeah.
559
00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:28,040
Everything's going good.
560
00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:31,640
She's got the vibe,
she's got the flirtiness
561
00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:35,800
and to top it off, she's got the...
Megan's got the...
562
00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:38,760
[ship horn blowing]
563
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:41,960
What's your favorite feature on me?
564
00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:47,640
Nice eyes. Tick that one off.
565
00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:50,200
[Desiree] He says
while staring at her cleavage.
566
00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:51,760
People normally say my boobs.
567
00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:54,960
-The boobs are all right.
-You haven't looked, have you?
568
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:57,840
No, that's the first time I'm seeing it.
569
00:26:57,920 --> 00:26:59,920
-[Megan] That's the first time!
-[both laughing]
570
00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:01,760
I've got a secret.
571
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:04,040
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
572
00:27:04,120 --> 00:27:07,840
So, you'd probably be my number one
to share a bed with tonight.
573
00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:10,640
Megan looks absolutely fire.
574
00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:13,960
Not only are we flirty, but we have
a lot of banter between us,
575
00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:18,520
and I think I'd like to share a bed
with you, you have them late night chats.
576
00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:22,480
Sharing with you would be cool. [chuckles]
577
00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:25,520
You want to share a bed with me?
578
00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:29,360
-For sure.
-Okay.
579
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:31,040
Sorry, Hannah and Christine!
580
00:27:31,120 --> 00:27:34,000
Tonight, I'm gonna
be sharing a bed with Louis!
581
00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:37,480
But I know sometimes
I can come across as a little bit keen.
582
00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:40,160
Where are you going?
583
00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:41,760
[Megan] I'm going for a swim.
584
00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:45,880
So I'm just, you know, playing it cool.
585
00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:49,720
[Desiree] Oh, Megan,
586
00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:53,280
it's risky cooling off
when your man is such hot property.
587
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:57,200
[Christine] Megan had her chance.
Now it's my time to shine.
588
00:27:57,280 --> 00:27:59,600
You can't get sexier than this. Come on.
589
00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:04,680
Hey. You got a nice face to look at.
590
00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:07,960
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
591
00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:12,000
I'm going to be straightforward and direct
'cause I always get what I want.
592
00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:14,400
So Louis will definitely be in my bed.
593
00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:17,480
As soon as I walked in, I told you.
594
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:19,920
You said, "What's my type?"
I said, "You." Yeah?
595
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,160
Sorry, I'm blushing, I...
596
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:26,200
I'm trying to sunbathe and I'm getting
girls come and talk to me.
597
00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:28,440
I'm feeling like a little kid
in a candy shop.
598
00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:30,320
So you would say I'm your number one?
599
00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:33,000
I mean, right... I don't know, right now...
600
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:34,680
You answering wrong.
601
00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:37,400
Right now, obviously I have to keep
everything open,
602
00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:39,160
but you're definitely top two.
603
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:43,400
[Christine] He's playing hard to get.
It's time we take it up a notch.
604
00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:45,360
[upbeat music playing]
605
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:48,840
-I need some more sunscreen, it's hot.
-You need more sunscreen?
606
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:54,000
If I get him to rub my booty,
it'll be like a nice little teaser.
607
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:57,480
Once you get a little taste of it,
like, you're gonna want more.
608
00:28:57,560 --> 00:28:59,440
You need to put some sunscreen on me.
609
00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:03,600
Megan is a very, very beautiful girl.
610
00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:05,160
But Christine's sitting there
611
00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:09,320
and she's just looking fine as a dime.
612
00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:11,680
[chuckles]
613
00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:15,160
-You gotta get the butt first.
-You don't need to tell me.
614
00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:18,080
-[Christine] Yeah, get the butt first.
-You don't need to tell me.
615
00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:22,160
[Louis] And it's definitely
my favorite part.
616
00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:24,760
-[both chuckle]
-[Desiree] Stay strong now, Louis.
617
00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:27,680
Remember Megan with those beautiful eyes?
618
00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:29,640
Shit, I could stay all day, man.
619
00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:34,040
Christine, Christine, Christine.
620
00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:37,080
-[Desiree] Megan, Megan, Megan.
-[chuckles softly]
621
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:41,760
So, um, what do you think about
like, sleeping arrangements?
622
00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:43,880
You sleep with me tonight?
623
00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:45,680
[Louis]
This is persuading me a little bit.
624
00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:46,760
[Christine] A little bit?
625
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:49,040
I'll need a little bit more
than a little bit.
626
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:50,000
-Yeah?
-Mm-hmm.
627
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:51,040
[both laughing]
628
00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:52,880
What am I gonna do?
629
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:54,600
What am I gonna... what am I gonna do?
630
00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:57,120
-With the bed situation?
-I want you in my bed.
631
00:29:57,200 --> 00:29:58,040
Oh...
632
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:00,520
I mean, that could be arranged sure.
633
00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:04,440
[Desiree] Wow, Christine,
that ass of yours is effective.
634
00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:05,640
Good.
635
00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:09,400
I came, I creamed, I conquered.
636
00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:11,960
I feel like I want you in my bed, too,
for sure that.
637
00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:14,600
I mean, look at her. Who would say no?
638
00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:16,800
I'll deal with the repercussions later on.
639
00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:19,440
[Desiree] Just add it
to the long list of things
640
00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:21,600
you will be dealing with later on, Louis,
641
00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:24,040
as your days at sea are numbered.
642
00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:26,160
Because in approximately three hours,
643
00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:29,360
you'll be disembarking at Lana's Retreat.
644
00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:36,880
-Mind if I join you?
-Yeah, why not?
645
00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:39,440
-You're so tall. I love it!
-How are you? I know.
646
00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:43,160
Is it acceptable to pee in the water?
647
00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:45,240
I was wondering if it's okay
to pee in the Jacuzzi.
648
00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:46,800
It might make it a little warmer.
649
00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:54,280
I'm usually probably the most open-minded
person you'll probably ever meet.
650
00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:57,800
Okay. So open-minded, let's see,
how open-minded?
651
00:30:57,880 --> 00:31:00,880
-'Cause I'm kinky in the bedroom.
-Yeah?
652
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:03,120
-Like, uh, handcuffs.
-What?
653
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:04,840
Blindfold?
654
00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:06,320
-A blindfold?
-Yeah.
655
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:09,160
-Okay.
-Bondage, like this.
656
00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:12,960
That's kind of hot. Definitely.
I think that's really fucking hot.
657
00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:19,240
-Wow, this is beautiful.
-Wow.
658
00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:22,560
This is a super yacht.
I got super-hot women.
659
00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:24,560
I'm feeling super sexy,
660
00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:26,440
but I want Elys.
661
00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:29,760
So I'm gonna find out what happened
with Elys and Alex.
662
00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:31,760
It's time to take action.
663
00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:35,760
I know we're both liking Elys right now.
664
00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:37,880
-Yeah.
-How are you feeling about that?
665
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:40,160
Yeah, wow, I mean, there's no doubt.
666
00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:43,400
I find her attractive, we've had
a bit of chat here and there
667
00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:45,720
and it seems like
we're getting along well.
668
00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:46,680
Oh, yeah?
669
00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:50,040
At the moment, I've gotten
some pretty good signs from her.
670
00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:52,680
-Did you try to kiss her?
-No, not just yet.
671
00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:55,800
No kiss! I don't see a competition.
672
00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:58,760
I think we're done talking here.
673
00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:00,160
I'm gonna find Elys.
674
00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:02,480
All is fair. Love 'em all.
675
00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:06,360
[Desiree] Um, sorry, what? Don't you mean,
676
00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:08,760
"All is fair in love and war?"
677
00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:10,720
All is fair in love and war.
678
00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:11,920
[Desiree] Nailed it.
679
00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:18,520
-Hey girls.
-[Hannah] Well, hello!
680
00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:20,680
-[Hunter] How's the water?
-Good, it's warm.
681
00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:22,320
You mind if I borrow Elys for a minute?
682
00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:24,080
-Okay.
-Bye!
683
00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:25,480
Have fun.
684
00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:27,680
-I will.
-[Hannah] Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
685
00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:30,480
The best plan is no plan at all.
686
00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:32,400
-[Hunter] Hello.
-Hi.
687
00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:33,840
Just go for it.
688
00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:35,520
How are you doing?
689
00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:36,920
-I'm good, how are you?
-Good.
690
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,640
This is gonna be very direct,
but my eyes are on you.
691
00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:41,400
-Yeah?
-You were my number one,
692
00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:44,440
soon as you walked in.
Physically, you tick all my boxes.
693
00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:47,200
I mean, from your hair, the body...
694
00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:49,040
[Desiree] Don't forget the eyebrows!
695
00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:52,880
You had this energy about you
that I was drawn to.
696
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:54,440
-Thank you. That's very nice.
-Yeah.
697
00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:56,760
[Elys] I don't really care
what he's saying.
698
00:32:56,840 --> 00:32:59,960
I just can't stop looking at his face.
He's just so hot.
699
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:04,880
-What's your mind? Where are you at?
-I guess I had my eye on you and on Alex.
700
00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:05,800
Okay.
701
00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:09,160
I was definitely mostly drawn
to you and your height.
702
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:10,840
-You're very tall, I like that.
-Okay.
703
00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:12,680
-An amazing body.
-Thank you.
704
00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:14,520
Your shoes really did it for me.
705
00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:17,440
-The fish flops!
-I guess you came here fishing.
706
00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:18,560
Hopefully we get a catch.
707
00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:20,040
[Hunter] I think she's into me.
708
00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:23,520
It's time to reel the girl in
like a fish on a hook.
709
00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:26,800
So, sleeping arrangements,
we gotta bunk with someone.
710
00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:30,640
-You're asking me to share a bed with you?
-Would you like to share a bed with me?
711
00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:32,320
[romantic song playing]
712
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:35,640
Alex is such a gentleman,
which I kind of like.
713
00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:40,400
But Hunter is tall, muscly, tanned.
714
00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:41,960
He's just so fit.
715
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:45,920
-Yes, I would.
-I'll take that.
716
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:47,960
I will take that. Yes!
717
00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:49,880
I'm sorry, Alex.
718
00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:53,400
[Desiree] Don't worry, Elys.
Alex has found another bird to play with.
719
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:54,920
-Hold up... Shit!
-[gobbling]
720
00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:57,560
-Come on!
-Hey, go crazy bro,
721
00:33:57,640 --> 00:33:59,760
you're in there
with that big-ass red bird.
722
00:33:59,840 --> 00:34:00,720
Sold.
723
00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:02,600
Are you a good kisser?
724
00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:06,320
[Desiree] Now, that is a line
that only hot people get away with.
725
00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:07,400
Yes, I am.
726
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:08,680
Should we find out?
727
00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:09,720
[Elys] Let's do it.
728
00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:20,480
America, one. England, no.
729
00:34:21,199 --> 00:34:22,880
When Alex finds out,
730
00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:25,080
I want a front row seat,
731
00:34:25,159 --> 00:34:26,320
popcorn.
732
00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:29,679
Showtime.
733
00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:32,600
[upbeat music playing]
734
00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:36,560
[Courtney] Cheers.
735
00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:43,480
I'm going to get ready for tonight.
I'll see you later, Louis.
736
00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:48,040
I hate to see her go,
but I love to watch her leave.
737
00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:52,400
I think this is the perfect moment.
I'm moving in.
738
00:34:53,159 --> 00:34:55,719
I have a strategy formulated.
739
00:34:55,800 --> 00:35:00,840
The first step of the strategy is to
get that Hannah charm up in there.
740
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:04,480
Operation "Get Louis Into My Bed"
is in action.
741
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:11,640
-Hello.
-Hello, hello.
742
00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:14,320
-What are you doing?
-Just chilling.
743
00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:15,640
I'm loving this.
744
00:35:15,720 --> 00:35:17,680
As you can see, catching a tan.
745
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:21,320
[Louis] Girls are just coming one by one.
It's like a revolving door.
746
00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:22,560
Who is your top choice?
747
00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:26,760
[Desiree] Well, if anyone needs
a reminder, first it was Megan...
748
00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:29,560
-You want to share a bed with me?
-For sure.
749
00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:31,600
...then Christine took the top spot...
750
00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:32,800
I want you in my bed.
751
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:34,640
That could be arranged, for sure.
752
00:35:34,720 --> 00:35:36,880
...so what are you saying
about Hannah, Louis?
753
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:39,880
-I feel like we had a good vibe.
-We're in this together.
754
00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:42,360
As soon as I saw you,
it was straight, wasn't it?
755
00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:45,080
Yes, you either know
or you know when you see someone
756
00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:48,360
-that you are definitely gonna vibe with.
-I'm loving this boat.
757
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:52,760
Where has this boat been my whole life?
I'm gonna get lost at sea.
758
00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:56,000
I have that sixth sense. That instinct.
You know what I mean?
759
00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:59,320
It's not really hard for me to decide.
760
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:01,800
My type's dark hair.
761
00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:05,080
Interesting. You're going to love
blondes after this. So we'll see.
762
00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:06,960
So you're gonna have to persuade me.
763
00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:09,640
-It's not much persuading.
-No?
764
00:36:09,720 --> 00:36:10,600
[both laugh]
765
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:18,880
She is looking... leng. Beautiful.
766
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:20,920
You're my next victim.
767
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:22,560
[laughs]
768
00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:25,160
The confidence, I love it.
769
00:36:25,240 --> 00:36:28,280
The charm is working.
Strategy is unfolding.
770
00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:30,080
I'm gonna spice things up.
771
00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:32,560
You know,
you're looking, like, really sunburned.
772
00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:33,960
Getting a little sun?
773
00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:35,080
I've got some...
774
00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:38,200
I've got some sun cream.
775
00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:41,760
He's falling right into the Hannah charm.
Right into the trap.
776
00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:43,400
Can't have you getting sunburned.
777
00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:45,520
I am extremely physical.
778
00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:46,600
I'm ready to play.
779
00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:47,920
Let's go.
780
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:50,440
-Work out much, or what?
-Yeah, ride it.
781
00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:52,400
-[laughs]
-I'm all...
782
00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:54,560
Don't get me too excited.
783
00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:57,280
So, what's the plan for tonight?
784
00:36:57,920 --> 00:36:59,320
Yeah?
785
00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:02,200
-I spoke to a couple of people.
-Yeah?
786
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:04,080
-Yeah, how'd that go?
-All right.
787
00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:08,280
The other girls are literally amazing,
but I'm in it to win it.
788
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:13,640
It's time to put the final step
of the plan to action.
789
00:37:13,720 --> 00:37:16,280
I can persuade you
to be in my bed tonight.
790
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:17,200
[Louis] Mm.
791
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:19,920
[upbeat music playing]
792
00:37:29,240 --> 00:37:33,120
There's too much to pick from!
I'm only a man. I'm only a man.
793
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:35,920
I'm getting confused, discombobulated.
Head's gone.
794
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,080
-Was it good persuading?
-Yeah.
795
00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:40,600
What's the deal tonight?
What's the bed situation?
796
00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:44,440
[chuckles nervously]
797
00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:45,960
I feel we've come to a verdict.
798
00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:48,040
-Have we?
-Has to be me and you, right?
799
00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:51,880
So, does that mean I win?
It definitely means I win.
800
00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:54,040
Oh, my God.
801
00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:56,800
I'm not even gonna talk right now, for...
802
00:37:56,880 --> 00:37:58,040
[Hannah] Speechless.
803
00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:00,200
[Louis] I've been a yes-man.
804
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:04,480
Somehow I pulled off
getting three of the five girls
805
00:38:04,560 --> 00:38:05,840
to want to sleep in my bed.
806
00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:09,280
-Yeah, just give me a minute. [laughs]
-All right.
807
00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:10,680
There's no harm in that.
808
00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:14,640
I hope not.
809
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:18,600
[Desiree] If there's no harm in that,
then there's definitely no harm in us
810
00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:22,200
well and truly crushing
all your horny hopes and dreams.
811
00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:26,840
That's right. In less than an hour,
812
00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:31,640
the one and only Lana will be making
an entrance at tonight's beach party.
813
00:38:31,720 --> 00:38:35,800
Where you lot are gonna be landlocked
and cockblocked.
814
00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:37,160
[Isaac] Party time!
815
00:38:38,240 --> 00:38:40,280
{\an8}I'm ready to raise my sail.
816
00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:41,280
Whoo!
817
00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:48,520
Louis is just so sexy and I just
wanna go to bed with him right now.
818
00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:50,240
[upbeat music playing]
819
00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:54,800
If he's got a big willy,
he's got literally the whole package.
820
00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:02,760
[Dre] Hell, yeah,
I'm excited for the new people.
821
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:06,640
It's making me horny, as a matter of fact.
I'm trying to get frisky after this.
822
00:39:06,720 --> 00:39:08,360
[Alex] This is gonna be a great night
823
00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:11,800
and I'm ready to seal the deal
and share a bed with Elys.
824
00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:13,920
I'm ready to rock the boat.
825
00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:21,040
[Desiree] This is it.
[squeals] Oh, I am excited.
826
00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:24,680
Let's check we've got everything
ready for the night.
827
00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:28,120
-A random fire breather, check.
-[upbeat dance music playing]
828
00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:31,480
Super sexy dancers, check.
829
00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:35,520
Charming actor pretending to be
a boat captain throwing a beach party?
830
00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:37,520
Check, check, check.
831
00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:38,800
Over to you, big guy.
832
00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:40,720
Grab one of my captain's cocktails!
833
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:44,560
Captain Blower!
What do you have in store for us?
834
00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:48,920
I promised you the holiday of a lifetime.
835
00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:54,120
So welcome to your first beach party!
836
00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:55,400
[all cheering]
837
00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:57,680
Let's kick this thing off with a bang!
838
00:39:57,760 --> 00:39:59,680
-[all cheering]
-[dance music playing]
839
00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:03,600
[Hunter] We got the fire.
840
00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:06,520
We got girls dancing with fire.
841
00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:07,920
This party is lit.
842
00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:12,320
I'm ready to bang, Blower.
I'm ready to bang.
843
00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:18,040
What do you say
we shake things up? Dancers!
844
00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:20,440
[all cheering]
845
00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:24,320
Yeah! This is what we need!
846
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:27,000
I love you, Captain Blower!
847
00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:30,000
[yelling]
848
00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:31,760
[Dre] God damn, they look good.
849
00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:38,280
Oh, man, this has me feeling hot.
850
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:44,000
[Hannah] My body is pulsating right now.
I'm so turned on.
851
00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:47,240
These portholes are gonna
get steamy tonight.
852
00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:50,800
[Louis] I got three of the best
looking girls on the yacht
853
00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:52,560
wanting to stay in a bed with me.
854
00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:53,800
Gonna be naughty.
855
00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:57,320
{\an8}Isaac is really, really turning me on.
856
00:40:57,880 --> 00:41:01,280
[Desiree] Lana, your time to shine
is approaching.
857
00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:05,640
Which is perfect timing, as this beach
party is about to become a beach orgy.
858
00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:09,600
All right! Good party, right?
859
00:41:09,680 --> 00:41:11,640
What do you say we make it even better?
860
00:41:11,720 --> 00:41:13,000
[all] Yeah!
861
00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:15,120
[Captain] It's time to introduce you
862
00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:19,960
to a new, hot, sexy single.
863
00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:22,600
[Desiree] Who happens to be
a cockblocking cone.
864
00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:25,280
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
865
00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:26,920
[Desiree] Hats off, producers.
866
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:29,040
-First we have the super yacht.
-[all cheering]
867
00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:30,760
Drum roll, please.
868
00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:34,520
[Desiree] Then the fire breathers,
dancers and fireworks.
869
00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:39,160
This is gonna blow your mind!
870
00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:42,160
[Desiree] No expense spared.
871
00:41:42,240 --> 00:41:43,880
Which means Lana's reveal
872
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:47,760
is gonna be bigger than ever.
873
00:41:50,160 --> 00:41:52,520
-[phone ringing]
-Hold that thought, guys.
874
00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:54,920
Just gotta take this call
from the producers.
875
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:58,200
Hey, great party. I can't believe...
876
00:41:58,280 --> 00:42:00,000
-[muffled voice]
-Wait, what?
877
00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:04,680
Okay. Turns out,
we blew the budget on the yacht.
878
00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:09,000
So, Lana's gonna have to make do
with a smoke machine.
879
00:42:09,720 --> 00:42:10,920
Don't worry guys,
880
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:14,160
'cause the reactions
are going to be priceless.
881
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:15,840
[dings]
882
00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:18,200
-[all screaming]
-[Dre] Oh, no!
883
00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:20,640
No! No! No!
884
00:42:20,720 --> 00:42:22,920
No, no, no!
885
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:25,000
[all screaming]
886
00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:29,240
[groaning]
887
00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:31,560
Get me off this island!
888
00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:35,760
A cone? A cone? A cone?!
889
00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:39,840
[Desiree] It's time
for the obligatory slow-mo.
890
00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:43,760
[all screaming in slo-mo]
891
00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:51,080
[in slo-mo] No!
892
00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:54,800
[in slo-mo] I came for dick!
893
00:42:54,880 --> 00:42:57,080
[in normal voice] Oh, my God, y'all.
894
00:42:57,160 --> 00:42:59,720
This is Too Hot To Handle,
bruv, I'm pissed.
895
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:03,040
[Lana] Hello, everyone. I am Lana.
896
00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:05,600
Love Overboard has hit the rocks.
897
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:07,560
Aw, what, bruv?!
898
00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:09,760
I know what that cone brings.
899
00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:11,760
[Desiree] Deep
and meaningful relationships?
900
00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:14,080
-Pain and torture.
-[Desiree] Close enough.
901
00:43:14,680 --> 00:43:18,240
[Lana] And you are now washed up
on Too Hot To Handle.
902
00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:23,200
[Elys] Dre is crying.
I think everyone might cry.
903
00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:26,480
We all wanted to bang each other
and now Lana's here.
904
00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:28,480
[Christine] I didn't sign up for this.
905
00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:31,240
Too Hot To handle can kiss my ass.
906
00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:34,440
Oh, my! What?
907
00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:35,960
[Alex yells indistinctly]
908
00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:37,640
[Lana] You have all been selected
909
00:43:37,720 --> 00:43:40,240
because meaningless flings
mean more to you
910
00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:42,240
than genuine relationships.
911
00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:44,120
The fuck?
912
00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:46,520
[Dre] I don't care
about emotional connection!
913
00:43:46,600 --> 00:43:49,640
I signed up for sex on a boat,
that's what I was promised.
914
00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:55,480
Since your arrival, I have been gathering
data on your Overboard behavior.
915
00:43:55,560 --> 00:43:57,760
I hope you like what you saw.
916
00:43:57,840 --> 00:44:01,400
But from now on,
you must adhere to my retreat rules.
917
00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:04,440
I swear to God! You had me fooled!
918
00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:07,400
[Lana] No kissing...
919
00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:09,560
What's going on? What is going on?
920
00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:11,320
[Megan] I am fuming.
921
00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:14,000
I was imagining snogging all the boys,
922
00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:15,960
snogging them again and again
923
00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:17,840
and again and again and again...
924
00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:21,120
...no self-gratification...
925
00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:22,760
No! [screams]
926
00:44:22,840 --> 00:44:24,360
[groans]
927
00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:26,840
That's low-key sick,
that's not even funny.
928
00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:28,080
Is this a joke?
929
00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:30,880
...and no sex of any kind.
930
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:32,120
That's sick.
931
00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:34,040
No, that's not right. It's not healthy.
932
00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:35,520
It's not healthy for a man.
933
00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:39,400
My hobby is sex
and you're taking that away from me.
934
00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:42,040
Now I'm pissed. I'm pissed.
935
00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:44,320
-We should unplug her.
-[Megan] We still on a boat then?
936
00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:46,440
[Desiree] Lana's wireless, baby.
937
00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:48,920
This is the cone age, not the stone age.
938
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:51,320
[Lana] As a reward
for the progress you make,
939
00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:56,680
I have allocated a prize of $200,000.
940
00:44:56,760 --> 00:44:59,280
-[gasps]
-[all exclaiming]
941
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:03,120
[Desiree] Oh, that's perked them up,
hasn't it?
942
00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:05,080
Two, two hundred bags?
943
00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:06,240
Two hundred racks?
944
00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:08,320
That's a lot of money.
945
00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:09,600
Two hundred racks?
946
00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:12,440
If there's something I love
more than sex, it is money.
947
00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:16,120
-Oh!
-Oh...
948
00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:17,800
[Lana] Welcome to my retreat.
949
00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:19,360
-[Alex] Wow.
-[Courtney] Okay.
950
00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:20,680
[Isaac] Wow.
951
00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:23,920
[Louis] And you're telling me
I can't have sex in there, you're a donut.
952
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:27,680
[Lana] And welcome to your long...
953
00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:30,520
hard...
954
00:45:32,520 --> 00:45:33,360
sexless...
955
00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:36,040
summer.
956
00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:38,360
This is so bad.
957
00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:40,080
This is so not good.
958
00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:42,080
Breaking rules turns me on.
959
00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:44,840
[Elys] There's a reason
that I've been to 11 schools.
960
00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:46,680
I don't follow rules.
961
00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:48,320
Rules are meant to be broken.
962
00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:50,960
[dramatic music playing]
963
00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:56,840
[Desiree] Okay!
Time for a tour of the villa
964
00:45:56,920 --> 00:46:00,920
and a look at all the cool places
where they're not allowed to have sex.
965
00:46:01,480 --> 00:46:02,520
Sorry!
966
00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:03,840
[Louis] Whoa!
967
00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:06,120
[Courtney] The best setup but no sex?
968
00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:08,400
-[Dre] It's lit.
-[Courtney] I don't like that.
969
00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:11,320
[Christine] I am so pissed off right now
because obviously,
970
00:46:11,400 --> 00:46:15,040
I really want to have sex
with Louis tonight.
971
00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:17,600
[Desiree] Well, one,
that's gonna cost you big time.
972
00:46:17,680 --> 00:46:21,600
And two, I don't even think he's decided
whose bed he's getting into yet.
973
00:46:22,440 --> 00:46:24,840
[Dre] Oh, shit!
974
00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:26,120
[Christine] What?
975
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:28,360
[all squealing]
976
00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:32,400
Ooh, this is the makeup room.
977
00:46:32,480 --> 00:46:34,440
-This is pretty.
-Yeah.
978
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:38,960
[Alex] I'm feeling pretty confident
I can get Elys to share a bed with me.
979
00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:40,280
Yeah, it's crunch time.
980
00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:42,560
[Desiree] It was crunch time
about eight hours ago,
981
00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:45,080
but you were too busy
playing with an inflatable bird.
982
00:46:45,640 --> 00:46:48,080
That thing right there is where we're at.
983
00:46:49,240 --> 00:46:50,440
Yeah. [laughs]
984
00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:53,080
Shit.
985
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:56,960
What the actual fuck is going on?
986
00:46:57,680 --> 00:47:00,520
-[Hunter] Do you snore?
-[Elys] No, I wiggle though.
987
00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:01,640
-I'll be moving.
-Really?
988
00:47:01,720 --> 00:47:05,400
What would you do in my situation
if Hunter was in your bed?
989
00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:06,720
Have you seen his body?
990
00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:10,240
It's really hard not to just want
to touch every single inch of it.
991
00:47:10,320 --> 00:47:12,920
I don't move too much. I'm rock solid.
992
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:15,480
Will I wake up with you on top of me?
993
00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:16,920
Are you that kind of mover?
994
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:19,360
You'll wake up and I'll be the other side.
995
00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:21,880
With Elys, there's so much
sexual energy right there.
996
00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:25,520
You try saying no to that,
but I can feel Alex is watching.
997
00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:29,280
I can feel that from a mile away.
998
00:47:30,680 --> 00:47:32,400
-[Dre] Oh, man.
-[Alex] Fuck.
999
00:47:33,880 --> 00:47:36,360
[Desiree] Oh, Alex,
think of the positives.
1000
00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:38,520
You could be in Louis' situation.
1001
00:47:38,600 --> 00:47:41,000
[groans]
1002
00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:42,800
The bed situation.
1003
00:47:44,040 --> 00:47:47,840
I told three girls that they can
all stay in the bed with me tonight.
1004
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:51,440
And now I need to pick one. Um...
1005
00:47:53,560 --> 00:47:55,000
What am I gonna do?
1006
00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:56,560
I'm... My... [groans]
1007
00:47:58,160 --> 00:48:00,160
[dramatic music playing]
1008
00:48:04,160 --> 00:48:07,000
That bed right there,
it's got mine and Louis' name on it.
1009
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:11,840
I cannot wait to get Louis all to myself.
1010
00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:16,240
[Christine] Ugh, hurry up. Get in my bed.
1011
00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:17,960
'Cause I'm so horny!
1012
00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:21,600
♪ Taking all that I can take ♪
1013
00:48:22,240 --> 00:48:24,200
♪ On the edge I'm about to break ♪
1014
00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:26,560
♪ It's time for me to face my fate ♪
1015
00:48:27,200 --> 00:48:29,080
♪ And I ain't about to hesitate ♪
1016
00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:31,200
Hannah, get your ass in this bed.
1017
00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:33,960
Are you serious?
1018
00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:38,840
[Louis] Hannah is bringing the fire.
1019
00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:40,600
I'm wood, I wanna be lit up.
1020
00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:42,040
Let's get it crackin'.
1021
00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:45,640
[Desiree] What is it they say
about playing with fire, Louis?
1022
00:48:45,720 --> 00:48:47,160
She's pissed.
1023
00:48:47,720 --> 00:48:49,040
[both chuckle]
1024
00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:50,000
Oops.
1025
00:48:50,760 --> 00:48:51,920
I'm sick.
1026
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:53,840
[Christine] Let's... Let's be clear.
1027
00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:55,280
I always get what I want.
1028
00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:59,280
Hannah, you may have won the battle,
but you've not won the war.
1029
00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:02,840
And honestly, you better watch your back.
I'm coming for your man.
1030
00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:06,880
[theme music playing]
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