All language subtitles for Los amantes astronautas (2024).en

Cross the forest, it's easier, Liz.

Don't mess with me.

It has magic.

Okay.

Come on.

He brought it to the table, I think.

Yes.

What are you doing, man?

How are you, cousin?

All good, and you?

All good?

Very good.

Come in.

This one is the same, huh?

And you?

Leiro.

Ah, hello.

Hello.

Famous Pedro?

He arrived, finally.

How's it going?

Everything good with you?

All good.

No, because this one was...

that Pedro this, that Pedro that, that

my cousin is great...

And yeah, of course.

Well, I hope I don't disappoint, then.

Nah.

Martos was already disappointed in Buenos Aires.

When he realized that with you

he didn't stand a chance, that was it.

So just relax.

Alright.

Did you travel well?

Yeah, luckily I slept the whole trip.

So...

That's great.

Ok.

I'm going to get a pencil at the...

I'll be right back.

Welcome.

Thank you.

Hey, did your uncle give you the key to the

room?

Yeah, I have it in my backpack.

I'll give it to you later, okay?

When I take out the things.

Okay.

Come on, come on.

Come on, let's have something to drink.

Do you want a soda or something?

Come on.

Yeah?

Little Pimpón.

Huh?

Terrano, huh?

Well, let's eat.

That's Maxi.

The friend of Lucas that I told you about.

I was coming.

I was going to the club.

Do you remember?

It's just that when you told me there was a

Maxi...

I didn't believe it was him, but we went

to camp together when we were kids.

I think he's my age.

Yes.

He's totally crazy.

But he's a good guy.

Hey, where's Lula?

Lula is upstairs with a friend, Martu.

Do you know her?

Yes, your friend just told me

that she has no chance with me.

Oh, that's true.

And Lucas is upstairs...

He's still passed out, I don't know.

By the way, how did we sleep?

It was kind of a mess.

So I'm with Lula in the

room of my parents.

The girls are in Ana's room.

And you are in the room that we

stayed in last time.

Ah, okay.

With Lucas and this Maxi.

Really.

Shall we go?

And I'll leave you that voice because I need to have

the little lamp to read.

So...

Are you sure?

Yes.

Where is it?

Where is it?

I'll leave you this one with a t-shirt because without

a cover you'll end up getting all scratched up all night.

This is not it.

Ah, what an idiot.

Thank you, I didn't see it.

No, I had put the backpack on top.

I can't sleep without a pillow, so

this will be good for you.

Thank you.

Hey, are you staying on vacation and then

staying longer?

Yes, actually, yes.

Well, that's great.

I sleep with a shirt and shorts, so

you can relax, no problem.

Okay.

Shall we sing?

Of course.

It's good, right?

Yes, it's really good.

You remember me, right?

Yes, from when we were kids.

Yeah, me too.

So now you're beautiful.

Yes.

What?

Nothing, the question.

Sorry, sometimes I don't filter myself.

You don't seem gay, you know?

Maybe, I don't know.

My comment was really dumb.

It's just that this thing about seeming gay, like,

if I were an astronaut I don't know if you'd say

that I don't seem like one.

No, I wouldn't even ask you that.

You seem to me.

It's just that my girlfriend, well, I had a

girlfriend, she always told me that I looked gay.

I got really angry.

It frustrates me.

Let's see, stand up.

You mean standing?

Standing.

To stop it, I have to knead it and if

I knead it right here in front of you, it's likely that

my girlfriend was right.

Ex-girlfriend, ex-girlfriend.

That you stand up to see what

your girlfriend saw means.

If you smoke like that you seem a bit gay, huh?

Stupid.

Let's see.

Your girlfriend says you could be gay.

I haven't seen you in about ten years

more or less and you know I'm gay.

And the first thing you make me think of is

your hard cock.

I don't know about being gay, but a bit of a weirdo

if you give me.

Yes, maybe.

I'm a bit of a weirdo.

What do you call these in your country?

Sissy.

How relevant.

This dinosaur.

My little flashlight.

Oh.

Is he going to hug you?

No, it didn't come out hard for you.

It's amazing.

Better.

Will you give one if I like it?

Yes, one.

I'm going to go another day for that.

Yes, let's see what you want.

I lived four years, from ten to

about fourteen.

Ah, okay.

I mean, I had understood it as if you had

been born here and went to Spain.

No, no, no.

I was born in Madrid.

I mean, well, my mother is Spanish and

my father is Argentine.

So my father went there, I met

my mother, they had me and

we came back here when I was ten

years old because of my father's job.

Ok.

And didn't you keep anything like from the

porteno thing or something like that?

A little bit, but when I arrived they were laughing at

me in school and I stopped it.

Also in four years there isn't much time for

a lot.

Of course, yes.

And did you leave as an old person and came back?

Hey, it's your turn.

Me?

Yes.

Here.

Against whom?

Against the loser.

Good luck.

Me, fourteen eight.

Hey, return the movies.

Not me!

Maxi!

No, no, guys, come on.

You already know, dude, he's a drag,

he's a boss, come on.

Oh, you're armed, you need to give.

Where's Pedro?

In the bathroom, I think.

And if not, let Pedro go.

Tell him that the guy from the video is good

and he's definitely going to be a jerk.

No, that's it, I lost, come on.

Oh, what a pity.

I could already picture Pedro there, all Spanish.

And now that I find out that

he sits in this video.

Do you know who talks about jerk?

You go to the businesses that attract idiots

that are hot.

Well, sometimes it's just coincidence.

And you?

What?

Are you going to ask the bathroom attendant about the

colors of the flag?

Come on.

From one year to the next, he forgets all

the colors of the flag.

Two things.

Can you help me?

Here in the bathroom?

No, if you accompany me to the video store.

To the video store?

To the past, do you want me to come with you?

Nothing has changed since I left.

No, in the center.

There’s this bookstore that also rents.

You see that the wifi is bad here.

Look, the owner makes me a little uncomfortable,

you see.

He's kind of a loser and...

What's wrong?

Did they fall silent?

Nothing.

Well, none of that.

If I go with you, you see, maybe...

He makes you uncomfortable.

Because he's kind of a loser.

Or because...

Or because he kind of likes you.

Yeah, well, that.

I didn't know how to say it.

You didn't know how to say it?

Faggot, gay, loser, maracaibo, butterfly.

Here is my uniform.

Atragasable, broken ass and crab is my favorite,

especially.

Crab?

No, look, stop.

What did Juan say?

He said...

Die Hard.

And the girls said...

I wish I were big, he said that he was...

Die Hard?

Yes.

The one with Bruce Willis at Nakatomi, Serious.

Snake from Harry Potter...

Die Hard?

Die Hard?

Yes.

It's the worst for us, with what

they put in.

I love this movie, dude.

What's your favorite movie?

Like, classic ones.

Blade Runner.

Good choice.

Mine is...

True Romance.

True Romance?

Ah, Gun Crazy.

Guillén by Tarantino.

The movies are siblings.

Siblings?

No, the directors are siblings, but the movies

are sisters.

How siblings?

Watch them together one day, you'll see.

Together like putting, I don't know, Alice movie

and the Dark Souls soundtrack by Moon

like that?

No, not like that, it's not necessary.

Just watch them and you'll see that...

Well, I don't know, it's just that...

It's hard to explain, but they are sisters.

And well, there are things that cannot be

explained.

Like when you don't lie, that you don't get caught

it shouldn't be hard, but it still happens to you.

Exactly.

I'm Pinocchio.

You're going to make my nose grow.

Nose?

Smells like a verse, huh.

You'll see it one day, but yes, it's

true that I'm really into multiverses.

One of these days you lend me a hand.

Well, or two.

What movie have I looked up now?

Edward, Scissorhands.

I'll hold it tight for you.

No way.

Do you really think I'm going to tell you

the only thing that works for me, huh?

Moon's hands.

Milu Foreman.

Everything works, huh.

You just have to know how to get there.

What's up, Pedro?

Cool, right?

Yeah, he's a great guy.

You know what?

When Juan told me he was coming,

the Neanderthal inside me came out a little,

you know?

Neanderthal.

And what did I say?

Neanderthal.

Neanderthal.

It has nothing to do with the teeth.

Well, the Neanderthal inside me came out and

it seemed a little weird to me, you know?

But then I said I'm a paranoid.

What's he going to do anyway?

Is he going to look at my ass?

Is he going to look at my underwear?

These underwear?

And the hairy butt?

Very hairy, isn't it?

Do you know you're not the first one to tell me

that?

I don't think I'll be your last.

On the contrary, I've been covering up because I have

a lot of hair.

From the nape to the butt, constant hair.

Don't remove it, someone likes it.

Okay.

There's always someone.

Yeah, I don't know who.

Well, back to Pedro's thing.

Being next to you, you're the visible one, just like

with the girls.

So, he has your butt to keep entertained,

to look at.

If he wants to look, I don't even worry.

Oh, what was the last one?

I had thought...

What?

What do they call me?

Yes.

What do we call your ass?

Home was the hand.

Why?

Because many would like to enter to know what it

feels like.

Her knees were shaking, doesn't that happen to you?

Very strange, but real.

Yes, strange, but also a little scary.

Yes, scary, he says.

Yes.

It's anyone, dude.

You, Pedro, do you want to come?

To you guys?

Where are you going?

We're going to Pinamar to buy clothes, have lunch, and

to the beach.

To the beach?

Yes, to the beach, all good.

But I didn't buy a new mesh for

let a gentleman who left see it.

to walk from blue sea to small sea.

Maxi was just sleeping a lot.

He stayed up until any hour last night watching TV.

so he's not going to come.

Yes, no, I’ll stay too.

I prefer to go straight to the beach.

Good.

Shall we go?

Yes, so that I can finish the coffee from...

anxiety.

Well, sorry, my love.

I thought it was already done.

Is it Pedro?

He stayed to sleep at someone's place.

friend.

Now we’ll pick it up anyway.

Are you sure you don't want to come, Peri?

No, I'll go another day, I suppose.

Yes.

I'm going to the radio.

Come on, Lu, we were here an hour ago.

Well, well.

What a morning we have, right?

See you.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Until next time.

Bye.

Bye.

What a nice body you have, dude.

It used to be a reflection.

Now you realize?

You have already woken up.

What?

Yes.

I'm dreaming.

So what's up, what are you doing?

About what?

With the body.

About sports?

No, I don't know.

And you?

Me what?

Do you like my body?

No.

What no?

Why?

Well, I don't know.

I don't know.

Do you like boys?

No, but not all.

And you don't like me?

No.

Liar!

I don't know, no.

I don't look at the body.

But you still have a nice body, yes.

Oh, don't you?

And what do you measure with?

By the size of the tail.

Take it off and I'll tell you if you don't like it.

Well, still.

Better if you didn't like it.

That way there's no tension.

Oh, Cheriquete, calm down.

Make a fire, let me go get a beer and

I know you’re not going to look at my

butt.

Well, although you probably already did.

Lucas says that I have like...

that my butt is like an albino penguin.

You can't help but look at it.

But, well.

It is what it is.

And you?

I did look at your butt, you know?

I mean, from sports.

Oh.

No, from everything.

Martial arts, I run, I was born.

The truth is that I have a lot of energy.

Problems with accumulating it.

So I need to release it.

Lingerie catalog.

What?

Lucas says it's also like the catalog

of lingerie.

Why?

Poor men also look at it.

Bronco, yesterday with the tail, today with the

butt.

Tomorrow you're coming.

Do you know how I made a friend with my

eggs?

Baby kittens.

Because everyone wants to pet me.

Well then.

You know?

Whenever I go to a gay club, I...

A guy approaches me and says you.

You're not an astronaut, are you?

And I tell him, dude, yes I am an astronaut.

And inside I'm thinking, but this idiot,

What am I going to be doing here other than

wanting, I don't know, to fit in for a while?

Well, let's get the rocket going a little bit.

No, what happens is that you don't appear.

so much.

Yeah.

We should look into your girlfriend, dude.

What?

I told you that you looked gay.

You need to see why I was telling you that.

And you have to see how you are in the

intimacy, which I believe may be there

the key.

Good.

When we get intimate, let me know.

When we get intimate?

No, no, no.

If you and I get intimate, that's it.

I imagine both of us in space

floating, you with my face right in front of

me and me telling you, dude, I don't know if

you're really much of an astronaut, huh?

What a jerk.

Yeah, jerk.

But you tell me when we get intimate, knowing that I'm

an astronaut.

No astronaut will refuse to see the

stars.

And especially not on this super rocket.

Wait, wait.

Super rocket?

I need a translator because I'm already lost.

I've gotten to the point that the damn guy is an astronaut, but

super rocket I don't know if it's your truck,

you or your tail.

We should look for it.

It's there.

I understood.

Perfect.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Come on, bring it.

Let's go.

Google.

Let's see, super rocket.

Masculine singular noun.

Listen, okay?

Let's see, let's see.

Firework consisting of a tube

resistant loaded with gunpowder connected to the end of

two fireballs resulting in an explosion

under extreme pressure or friction launching a

ugly ejaculation of fireworks.

It's true, man, it wasn't the truck and

it clearly was your dick.

It's not that for a moment I thought

you were talking about the rocket being

the truck, right?

It was just an innocent comment, I

swear to you.

But I'm more at ease knowing that you want

me to sit with the device.

What a bastard.

Yeah, you throw the stone and hide it with

your hand.

And well, let he who is without sin...

You're free from fish.

You say you like fish a lot

but I have the feeling you like the

eel more, man.

What a fool.

Let's get intimate, it's true.

Come on, let's get intimate.

Okay, intransitive verb.

To establish a person with another in close friendship.

Dude, friends with benefits don't talk, right?

Okay, but there are two.

To get close, transitive verb.

To require by force or another means the

fulfillment of a certain mandate which carries an implicit

threat if not obeyed.

See?

Sure, right?

There.

A little bit.

There, a little bit to grab, Erick.

As if I told you.

Look, first hold me and then tell me that you

are in fucking heat.

Of course.

And I from the back saying excuse me, I think that

you might be a little gay.

What a fool.

Look, you're going to have to...

have to get intimate, huh?

But the second one, that of forcing.

No.

No, I could never force someone to do.

something that one does not want.

Ah, no, me neither, okay?

I don't go out of orbit for anyone.

wants.

It is an impossible love, our Pedrito.

What are we going to do?

We can be friends for life.

I don't force anyone to get on.

my rocket.

You don't force anyone to get on the...

yours.

Who do you say that we are crazy about?

two?

I believe we are neck and neck.

When I say head, I mean this one, okay?

I need beer for this.

What?

Do you think I'm nagging you a lot?

Does it bother you?

What do you say?

No.

He says to stay calm, that I'll go more for you.

to laugh.

Ah, well.

Excellent.

Better this way.

What are you doing?

Huh?

With beer, the tail is left to be eaten.

You.

Yes, but no, it's not in this part.

where it gets stuck, it is in the

part where they fish for fish.

Here it is.

It's okay, but two hundred movies worked, this one didn't.

It must be the movie and not the DVD,

do you understand?

I don't know what to tell you.

It looks perfect, it has to be your DVD.

But what do you think?

That I don't want to pay for the movie, it's the

same to pay for the movie or not, because we rent

movies all the time, it's not about the

movie.

It's okay, relax, it's just a movie.

It's fine.

Uh, we'll take these two.

Thank you.

God, what an idiot, huh?

I mean, I'm the customer, give me reason,

treat me well.

On top of that, you showed your face, she thought we were

a couple, she was freaking out.

Why did she think we were a couple?

Well, because I told her.

My partner is finishing choosing and now

we give you everything.

What do you mean your partner?

In ping-pong.

Or I lied.

What a jerk.

He wants to kill himself, I come with one foot in

a bomb and on top of that my boyfriend.

How will it go for me Gustavo?

I could go tonight and break the

lumbar that idiot.

That's it dude, it's already happened.

He's an idiot and that's it.

Yeah, it's done, it's done.

As a kid, I used to break everything.

Yeah, yeah.

Therapy, obviously.

Now as an adult, I've calmed down, you know?

But it relaxes me, dude, breaking things.

Don't worry though, it's just that the butt

I'm not going to break it for you.

We already agreed.

What a guy.

Besides, I don't have an Apollo 20, I have a

Apollo 15, 16, 17 barely making it.

Am I a friend to myself?

The butt has no gender.

With a little insistence, maybe.

It's a matter of insistence.

Insist, friend, insist.

The first day we met, you might have said

I will love you.

No, I said I will love you.

No, but seriously, what happens if in

thirty hook-ups you fall in love with me?

Would it break your heart?

I'm just messing with you, dude.

What an idiot you are.

Don't listen to anything I say, I mean

that idiot.

Besides flashing, everyone would fall

in love with him.

I'm sure everyone falls in love with you for

that you joke about it.

No, they only want me for a space flight

and then I'm left alone hanging on Mars

like Marvin.

I already know how this ends.

Let's see.

You fall in love with me, my dick

breaks your ass, I break your heart

and you break my face.

No, no, I could never.

In love with another guy?

No, breaking your face.

I was already in love with you, the thing is

I can't accept it, so

I make jokes.

Well, then we won't break anything between

each other and that's it.

Come on.

Done.

Hey, what do you have a really big dick that

you say you would break my ass?

He eats it.

My anus closed up, I think I killed

an ant.

Don't worry, everything is very elastic,

nothing breaks.

Nothing breaks, everything transforms.

It’s still true, though.

The tenor of Sorete is that I have crapped

after hours of barbecue and yet...

No problem.

I’m going to have an all-terrain ass.

Four by four.

In four by four.

How's anxious Jovi doing?

More relaxed?

Yes, better.

Did you know that it has been 53 years recently

since the first Argentine was almost

put into orbit?

It was a monkey.

Then it lived two more years in Córdoba.

You're getting worse, Maxi.

It's a fact.

Do you want to turn me around?

Why?

So you feel calmer.

No, I'm not embarrassed.

No?

Nothing?

Nothing.

Let me see the missile you say you have?

You're going to be disappointed.

Almost asleep it's not that big, I don't carry

a slingshot.

Come on, go ahead.

Pretty, dildo.

If I show you mine, you'll fall for it

.

Is it that pretty or what?

Yes.

A beautiful missile.

But well, I won't show it to you because you

are going to fall in love.

Do you really think I'm going to fall in love

with you just because you show me your thing?

No, I shouldn't have, huh.

About the thing itself.

Really?

I had girlfriends more in love with my dick than

with me.

Another day when I'm more presentable, like

in the morning, should I show it to you?

He doesn't have the guts.

Yes, I do.

Quite big.

He doesn't have the guts to show me a hard dick.

Are we going to see?

Take it.

Maxi.

What's up?

What are you doing?

All good, and you?

All good.

Say hello.

Hello.

Hi, how's it going?

Hi.

How are you?

Fortune.

I'm Pedro.

All good?

All good.

Did you know this place?

Do you like it?

Yes, it's just that I lived in Buenos

Aires from the age of 10 to 14.

I'm half Argentine because my mother is Spanish

but my father is Argentine.

Ah, so you acknowledge that.

Yes, yes, in fact we lived in the same

neighborhood.

We used to go to the community center together.

How crazy.

How crazy to meet again as adults.

Bad.

Yes.

I was ugly and small.

Now that I'm grown up, the

guy has become more handsome.

How mean.

How mean.

Well, I was actually leaving.

Ah, okay.

But, should I write to you?

Sure, we'll talk.

Should I let you know about that?

Come on.

Thank you.

Goodbye.

It was my ex Sabrina.

It was obvious I would meet her here.

Why did you kiss me?

Nothing, she asked me who you were, I met all

my friends.

And what's up?

You're going to laugh but I

told her you were my boyfriend.

Your boyfriend?

Yeah, that, that I was here on vacation, chilling,

with my boyfriend.

But did she believe you?

I don't know, it seems like she pretended

to but I don't think she did.

And why did you say it?

I don't know man, it just came out in the moment

because I didn't want her to see me like that.

hetero, like when we cut and I said well, maybe

"If I tell her this, I can get her back."

vers.

Do you still like it?

Yes.

Come on, what were you saying to me?

No, that, we broke up because he said that

he was very closed off and that, combined with that

I have a couple of little problems in my head.

made us separate.

But that was like the starting point,

let's say.

He told me that if I was so afraid of

to put a guy in bed, it is

because I would probably be afraid that I would like it or...

Normal according to the theory.

It's also a bit strange that two brides

"Have you thought that it was in the middle of"

he.

I don’t know, dude.

Yes, right?

Also, I have a percentage.

Well, you gave me support and not the

you want to grab, so I don't know.

For me, I am a romantic,

you see?

And you don't enter from the penis.

Romantic no, you don't enter from the penis,

right?

No, no, no.

I mean, you enter from behind.

I'm warning you for future positions of

Javi.

If you want, I can even reach the swordplay,

but then through the black hole that

the universe gave us.

No.

Well, so what do we do?

With what?

With the niece.

You're going to cop out, you come with me to the party and

all that stuff.

It's going to cost you a fortune.

I ask you on my knees.

What a son of a bitch.

Yeah?

Are you almost done?

Go ahead.

What do you want?

I'm showering, I just got in.

I'm really desperate, but if I don't wait...

Take your time, don't mess with me.

Don't mess with me?

No, don't mess with me.

Sorry, it's just that Martín is showering, underneath

I don't know who the hell covered him up.

Crap has a bad reputation, poor thing.

I'm closing it here, okay?

Don't look.

The capsule is preparing to be expelled from

the mothership.

It is carried along the conveyor.

The ship's door opens and

it's ejected into space.

What a son of a bitch, you're going to laugh,

I can't take a shit in peace.

Hey, Pedrito, if we were to choose and I were

gay and we were dating, what would you like more

from me?

You know that by sleeping with men you are not

gay, right?

What?

Well, there are porn actors who fuck their whole

lives with men and are not gay.

There are even gay people who die gay without

ever having touched a dick in their life.

And what makes you gay for you?

Desire.

And love, I suppose.

What am I getting at?

But wait, you didn't answer me, what do you like

more for you?

Well, it all depends on...

Sometimes I like to be the

astronaut who discovers the planet and plants the

flag, you know?

And other times I like to be the planet.

It all depends on the planet and the astronaut that

lands on it.

You have a nice planet too, huh?

Round.

I don't know.

You're telling me all day long how

much you want my dick.

You have such a desire to go into orbit

in this ass that you can't even believe it

yourself.

It scares me, it scares me at times.

Well, that's how gravity works.

The closer the bodies are, the more they attract.

Yeah, dude.

Gravity is the naturalness with which

You think that day by day you have more.

I want to eat you, friend.

Well, for now, I'm going to clean myself up.

butt.

Don't think that I have a limit, okay?

I haven't looked at you at any moment, why

What were you going to watch now?

Well...

I don't know what you think of me.

bastard.

Well, I don't know.

Some who just to see the sun

they can go blind.

Hey, it’s going to be cold today, dress warmly.

Okay?

Yes, it is.

Yes?

I'm not going to be a jerk to you anymore.

More gay than holding my hand?

Ah, are you bringing me your hand?

I'm just messing with you, idiot, okay?

I'm just a bit short of what they want to put you

into that lonely hole to make it more gay,

okay?

You have a point, sorry.

Look, we've been married for 50 years.

No, go ahead, but seriously, what's wrong with you?

What?

Well, it smells really good.

It's driving me crazy, but it doesn't matter.

Use it, we take the risk.

Okay, okay.

You run the risk with me, even if I spread shit

on your neck.

The only shit I'm going to spread on you

is the one I take out with my dick.

That's disgusting!

Did you know that shit is the first gift

What does a child give to their mother?

What?

When a baby is born, at that moment,

well, at that moment, a little later, they have to

poop.

Well, that crap is a gift.

And many mothers don't realize that

it's a gift, but it is a gift.

Because imagine if the child doesn't poop.

That would be a tragedy.

Of course, a problem.

Of course, something is wrong.

Well, that crap is the gift of

health.

That's why I told you it has such a bad

reputation.

It's crap, it's health, it's a circle.

And where did you get that?

From an Italian artist who canned his crap

and that was the artwork.

Did he can it?

Yes, yes.

Like a can of crap?

Yes, or sardines.

So he canned his crap, put it

in a can.

And the guy wanted to make people think

about that, that's what's being said.

But come on, it could also be that they sold

thousands of idiots cans with his crap.

Because the boundary of art is confusing and

people even buy crap in a can.

But come on, I think he's a genius, I mean,

whatever can it is.

Artist's crap in a can.

What a son of a bitch?

You're quite nervous.

What do you think?

Well, it's not easy, closet air.

What do we do, go in hand in hand?

No, it's not necessary.

What are you saying?

Is it going to come across as if we don't have guts,

that we're a couple of cowards?

Come on.

What?

Nothing, I was just getting nervous.

You’re not nervous, my love, everything is going to be

okay, we are together.

Come on, damn it.

Hello.

How’s it going?

Good, and you?

How are you?

How are they?

Good, and you?

Good, and you?

If you want, you can put it over here, then we’ll put

it in the fridge.

Now it's kind of full.

Is a lot of people coming?

Yes.

People are coming.

You can still see them early.

Well, it's good that they came.

Obviously.

Did they walk here?

No, by truck.

What do you mean by truck?

It's a half hour walk.

Is that why?

Now when you come back there are checks at the roundabouts.

Don't worry, it's just that I haven't

let him see much so he gets silly.

It's because he used to be a lot, he

gets a bit goofy, you know?

Let's see if I shouldn't stop for

another one that goes back and forth.

Sure, well, it was the opposite for me.

Oh, really?

When he drank, he became gay.

Well.

Up to that?

Alcohol works wonders.

Yes, yes.

And accepting that he is gay, given how neurotic

he is, I can't imagine what it must have

cost him.

Well, listen guys, I'm leaving you here, I'm

going to make some other friends over there, more

chill.

Oh, little troll, you turned into such a big gay.

Well, I'm going to the bathroom.

Go ahead.

I'll be around, okay?

Son of a bitch.

He will throw reason.

You know what?

My grandfather was an alcoholic.

And once a psychologist told him.

You have to understand that in this house

there are three people.

You, your wife, and the monster.

In our case, it would be similar.

In this house, there are three people.

You, Sabrina, and the monster.

Damn, man, that's strong.

Have two whiskies and she's already

crazy.

What happened to you?

And how did you meet?

Here.

I wasn't gay before I met him.

Well, at least I didn't know.

And nothing, we were friends for a long time.

And one day, I don't really remember why,

I was crying.

And he kind of came over, hugged me.

He hugged me from the front, you know?

Two gentlemen, we touched swords.

It was very specific what happened.

And I don't remember, I was crying.

And I told him.

I think I love you.

That I have always loved you.

Since you looked at me from the balcony, next

to my truck.

Oh, how sweet.

And did you meet on this beach?

Yes, yes, last year.

We were friends for a few months.

And then, well, in the end we made it official, you know?

Because my pots of affection were about to

explode.

The amount of blood flow in a certain area

that looks like a broom.

Yeah?

Well, if you like it.

Look at what that big splash is.

Tell me it's not the cutest thing.

they saw in their life.

Would you give me a kiss?

No, no, it's not necessary.

How is it not necessary?

It is always necessary.

I'm embarrassed.

I won't give a kiss because it

makes him/her embarrassed.

You shouldn't be embarrassed.

No, if...

Let's see, here is someone without comfort.

Screw it.

It's not because of the people either, if...

What do I prefer for intimacy?

Girls, you come to continue today.

Why?

What's happening?

Well, bye guys.

Goodbye.

Bye.

What is that?

Shit.

Coward.

Good thing I arrived, huh?

They wanted to lift you up, did you notice?

I esteem a good boyfriend of yours.

Bah.

There's nothing to laugh about, maybe...

I have a paper boyfriend.

Did you want to poop?

No, I clean myself when I feel like it.

Me too.

Are you serious?

Yes.

My dad taught me when I was little.

Are you okay?

Yes.

"Did you find it disgusting that I didn't..."

Did you want to give a kiss?

Yes, dude.

I don't know, it disgusts me a little,

it does.

Really?

Yes, because one thing is a game and

another thing is for it to happen.

What?

Are you stupid or what?

Why does it disgust me that it's a

kiss?

Look, come on.

No, but I mean on the mouth, you know,

dummy.

Ah, sure.

Besides, I don't know, some people just

gross me out.

Well, to me it's not a kiss.

Better that way.

Okay, let's see.

Give me a kiss.

What are you saying?

Come on, give me a kiss.

If we're acting, come on, give me a kiss.

Hey, come here.

Hey, Maxi.

What?

For what?

I don't know, we're acting, we're pretending that we're not

a couple.

What if people notice or

if it's weird.

Well, we'll figure it out there, okay?

I don't have bad breath, okay?

Give me a sip.

Let's see.

Taste my saliva.

Why?

Well, I don't know, I just didn't want to give you a

kiss so you can see that everything is fine.

Come on.

No, that really makes me a little

disgusting, Maxi.

No, why?

Let me try yours.

What are you saying?

Go ahead.

Really?

Yes, go ahead.

Okay.

Eh, that's enough, Maxi, that's enough.

What?

Nothing.

Come on, what?

Nothing, nothing.

That I'm an astronaut, that the rocket is waking up

don't forget.

I made you stop the penis.

No, dude, I was sucking on a finger, okay?

Don't come over here.

I was sucking on a finger.

Alright, it's fine, calm down.

It can happen to anyone.

What's up, buddy?

Yes, she's still a bit drunk.

Do you want to touch it?

No, no, no.

I believe you, I believe you.

And it's not going down either?

No, I can't explain it to you right now, okay?

It's going to take a while to go down.

You're so hot, huh?

It's not about being hot or not, okay?

It was just sucking my finger, you jerk.

And what's wrong with that?

I won't get hard

if you suck my finger.

I'll get hard if you suck

my dick.

That's a lie, it's just skin, it's a very sexual moment.

It's not about being gay or not gay.

If it doesn't disgust you, I would show you.

It won't stop for me.

because you suck my finger.

I didn't find it disgusting, but I knew it was going to happen.

to end badly, idiot.

I bet you anything.

And how do I know that it hasn't happened to you?

hard position?

I don't know, dude, you're getting me with the...

"hand and you notice that it is not hard."

Come on, I bet you anything.

You're losing it, you know.

that you want.

Seriously, huh?

My penis gets hard, do with me what you want.

that you want.

If it's the ass, I ask you for patience because

it's a bit tight.

Patience, tight squeeze.

Come on, okay, let's bet.

Give me your hand.

Did I give it to you already?

Yes, but I need to suck your hand.

What do you want, me to suck your foot?

Has it gotten hard?

No, but I can see it.

I messed up!

What are you going to do now?

Now nothing, I’ll keep it to myself.

Nothing, nothing, now you have to cash it in.

Who said that?

Nothing.

Well, let me think about it, okay?

And?

Is everything calmer there?

Yes, it’s already dead.

Here too, huh?

Dead, dead.

What's happening?

Nothing, it was good today.

Hey...

If you want to try, choose...

I...

I have drama.

Let's try.

I was thinking about where you put the condoms,

huh?

Go ahead, toss.

No, you know what?

For being an idiot, I'm going to collect the bet.

Let's see.

Let me think.

Uh...

No, that's not a bet.

Okay, that's it.

You're going to go in and tell

your mom and everyone that we are

boyfriends.

And you're going to keep it for three days.

No, but it's a mess.

Well, it's my choice.

Well, go ahead.

Come on.

What's up?

Hello.

Good morning.

What's up?

How was that?

Very nice, the house is really beautiful, isn't it?

Did you like it a little?

Yes, it was fun, we laughed a lot.

Didn't you bring anything to eat?

And the churros, of course.

We messed up.

Well, I'll take the floor because I have to make

an announcement.

No, but seriously.

With Pedrito...

I don't know if we're dating, but we're kind of

in something.

It was obvious, that's the only thing we talked about.

What?

Yeah, they stayed like gum since they arrived.

They are beautiful, I love them.

Still, it's weird because I'm straight.

No, technically not, because I suppose they were together

naked, I don't know, at the beach, in

the truck.

We're grown, we're grown.

No, well, let's see, we did things, but not

everything.

That's fine, we don't want details anyway, so...

No, still, it catches my attention that

it doesn't surprise them.

I mean, I'm really straight, I thought that

they were going to say like...

No one is straight.

But well, we are all straight until we stop

being so, right?

For me, we are all bisexual, we have to admit it.

We were talking about that yesterday, weren't we?

Yes, yes, we all have the potential, to that

conclusion I come.

Oh, my little gay one, don't believe it.

No, well, that's not it.

I become a gay now, but...

Ah, there are people with more tendency.

The imprisoned people.

Yes, years eating horse meat, suddenly

I can go back...

Oh, be careful with what you're going to say,

please.

No, I can go back to eating mermaid meat.

What poet?

Haven't you told another seafood tomorrow?

Oh, please.

Really?

Is that your way of explaining it?

No, well, what do I know, dude.

There are foods you like more than others,

there it is.

Did you like that one more?

Well, we have to reposition ourselves to sleep.

No, no, no, it’s not necessary.

What do you mean it's not necessary?

No, I'm leaving your room, I know.

I'll leave him alone, but I don't want to be.

there.

"You must have done little things when..."

I was sleeping.

Ah, we didn't do anything.

Why does something enter my dreams?

to me?

I heard something.

Could it be your unconscious?

No, he is not unconscious, I know you.

You, Maxi is a son of a bitch.

Ah, what you should know is that it wasn't drool.

what was on your pillow.

Oh, be quiet, be quiet.

It was seed.

Yes, it's already understood.

Oh, God.

Come on, shall we team up?

Go ahead.

Let's see.

That's it.

Let's go here.

It's fine, right?

That's the...

it's matrimonial, so put that one.

Okay.

Um, I, this, huh?

It's not that dirty.

Well, I don't know, downstairs.

What I do, this is all mine.

This is all mine.

Well, should I leave it?

What fell?

Oh, put it there for me.

Um, well.

Ready.

Did that place come out, huh?

How nice!

What came out?

That little one, explain to him what it is.

A temporary shelter is a motel.

A what?

A place where you go to take, you rent.

Overnight.

Same.

It was your bet.

Now you put the one you didn't want.

Yes, I already know.

It's just that, hey, I didn't think he was leaving.

to make such a fuss.

Do you know?

For three days, what do we say, dude?

I feel serene.

I can't talk because I tell him, I have a...

friend crab and if I fall in love I lose the

cola forever.

You're an idiot, I'm telling you for real.

Really.

What are they going to think? I don't know,

that we're just immature kids.

Well, let's not say anything.

They're not going to pay attention to the fact that

what you're drinking is innocent.

Yeah.

Right.

No, sorry guys, I don't think so.

They're not going to know what we're doing here.

It's just being in a summer romance, right?

Hey, but if we go out partying, what happens?

You're not going to be able to flirt with any girl.

Nor I with any guy I like.

No.

What happens?

Nothing.

You know what?

When I was little, we always played traffic lights, you know?

Do you know traffic lights?

What is it like?

It's like a game where you have to

give kisses and do dares.

Like a...

Ah, the bottle, for example.

Sure, something similar.

And the dares were always done secretly

in my friend's room.

And I always went up with Mili, who was

like a little girlfriend I had.

And when we were there, I would say, well,

now let's kiss the hand.

Just to keep track.

Yes.

And one day she grabs me and says,

no, now I really want to do it.

And that was the first kiss.

Well, a bit like us, that down there you

you say we do things and then we get to

these rooms and nothing happens.

You were waiting for me to say, come on,

we just get to lie down.

Like Mili.

Insist, buddy.

No, dude, buddy.

No, buddy, you will have to ask for it,

please.

I am not a hot little girl.

Hey, how do we sleep?

How?

How what?

How do we sleep?

How do we sleep?

With spoons.

You on one side and I on the

other afterwards.

Well, what about in boxers or are we naked, you say?

Look, you lie down naked next to me

Side and I eat your sleeping cock,

I'll let you know.

Yes.

What?

What's going on?

What?

These are too fast for a romantic like

me.

A romantic?

Yes, an old romantic.

Yes, like Snow White, right?

Where the prince comes and tells

the dwarfs.

Hey, is she wearing

underwear or is she naked under this little cloth?

Well, come on.

Let's go to sleep.

But!

What?

You have a second.

Tell me, it's very late, will you take us to sleep?

Yes, my shorts.

Did you give it to me in the cold?

Do you use soft brushes?

Yes, why?

Don't you want to brush with a thick one?

Son of...

Here, kid, your grandmother ate a booger.

Didn't you want it as a vegetable?

Ah, yes, huh?

That's Cupilo, but mine swallows teila,

don't be a cat.

Son of a bitch, I have to sleep

there tonight.

Maxi.

I'm telling you seriously.

How could you do that to me?

Well, you kept telling me that you promised, that you didn't

fulfill, that you promised, that you didn't fulfill.

And well, since you needed me to be happy.

But we didn't sleep in the same

bed before.

Sure, the other day you came in here with the dog's tail

stuck in you, right?

But well, maybe that's why you needed me to be a

happy.

I'm telling you this for real.

I have to sleep here tonight.

Kind of alien, right?

You laugh, but what I've seen I

like.

Of course.

Not yours, I mean in general.

Oh, so you didn't like mine?

No, I know, I didn’t see it well.

But I'm telling you this for real, okay?

It's not the same knowing you have

a cock as it is for me to realize

that you have one.

Huge.

At night she sleeps peacefully, but I lied to you when

I told you it was a piece of magic

sublime, huh?

You aren’t still thinking about my penis, are you?

Of course I am.

I can smell it right here on the tip of

my nose.

It had a smell.

Not a bad one.

But the nice one that hovered over the bed, yes.

No, it was like that for both of us when

I lifted the sheet.

Could be, the night pollution.

Did you know that right in the middle of

the night I almost hugged you?

It was like...

I was half asleep and sensed your body

close by.

And I kind of went to hug you like a

girlfriend.

But I got rescued in time.

Almost.

Look, don't worry, if you want tonight

I'll separate the beds a little.

That way you don't accidentally eat my

pussy at night.

You have a bit of a strange pussy, don't you?

A super developed clitoris.

Both ovaries are about the size of golf balls

sticking out.

It must be ingrained in your

retina, right?

Standing.

You don't know much about vulvas, do you?

Damn, what a poet, just like my cousin.

You don't know much about vulvas, do you?

From Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra.

Get lost, you act like the fine creator of

I like poop and it arrives from the

dawn dragging the smell of your dick in.

my nose.

Really.

And?

Were you with girls?

Yes, I was, I was with girls.

How?

Well, like you, with my dick inside

of them.

Before being gay?

No, afterwards.

So, a friend who...

who had the same little game as you, just

that they managed to bend me and I

couldn't bend you.

Come on, I'm telling you for real.

And how?

Well, with a friend who...

who had a crush on me and started doing a

fine job, like this...

joke after joke, parties, bets, challenges and

we ended up having sex.

What a genius!

I felt jealous for a moment.

And...

did you let it happen?

Of course I did, I have nothing to lose.

I mean, I don’t stop being gay.

No one will think that a gay person stops

being gay for having sex with their other

girl.

And furthermore, if I fell in love with

her and we started dating, I would still be gay

and people would think that deep down

I am still gay.

Yes, that's true.

But in your case, it's different.

But if you had sex with me, people would automatically

say that...

you're gay and that you've always been

gay.

It's true.

Even if you keep saying that you're straight.

And what if we started dating, you and I,

I assure you that there was no one who said...

I believe that this boy in

The background is hetero.

Yes, it is true.

And did you like it?

I loved it.

Did you love it?

Yes.

Well, if you enjoyed being with a girl.

It's because you still haven't been with a great one.

how are you.

How crazy that you liked it.

And well, after all, it is

the same, right?

No, it's not the same.

I would tell you that the girls are...

they are softer, like flowers.

And boys are more like trees, they know

rougher, tougher.

Still, I’m kind of soft too, I think.

I’m like, gentle, I don’t have much hair.

Well, it was a generalization.

Nothing is fixed.

Obviously, based on my experience, girls are

simply softer.

What a shame that you’re so soft, because then

I won’t notice the difference well.

Don’t worry, I’ll toughen up.

I’ll go to the water.

I’ll make you really rough.

Do you really think we can all be like

bisexual?

No, look, actually, it’s the gays who

believe that the least.

A straight guy looks at you and he's gay.

A straight guy gets aroused and he's gay.

Or a straight guy goes out partying and is

he's a little crazy and is

gay.

But I think nothing is fixed, that

we can all become bisexual, as

my cousin's girlfriend says.

Although I also think there are many sharks.

Shark?

Shark?

Haven't you ever heard of it?

Shark, every now and then eats a

man.

And they are hetero.

Look, you, you could sleep with me and even

fall in love with me and still be hetero.

Or hetero bi.

Come on, you're selling me cats for hares.

This groundwork ends well at night.

Yes, that's right.

A little kiss on the arm, that's my style.

It's just skin.

What difference could there be between sucking your arm

or sucking a pencil's body?

Because when I realize it, I already

have it here, dude.

Look, you think whatever you want.

I'm telling you what I think, I'm not

trying to convince you.

I know, I'm just messing with you.

I already know that you're messing with me.

Arm skin technique.

Look, you've already sucked on a finger,

right?

Well, tonight you suck my cock

while focusing on thinking it’s an arm and that

it’s a big finger.

Inflamed.

A big, inflamed finger, with no bone.

No bone?

No, with how hard it gets

with you, you're going to think I have a bone

there.

A femur.

Well, wait, listen.

Did you see at the beginning of starting the space with

the monkeys?

Yes.

Well, there one of the monkeys grabs the

femur and starts hitting it against other

bones.

It's true.

But wait, why are you so sure that

it's a femur?

I don't understand why you're so sure

that it's a femur.

It's like saying that the skin of the

arm is the same as that of the penis.

If supposedly you haven't eaten any.

Well, I'm not so sure about that.

No, no, but that it's a femur,

it's a femur, okay?

I know how many times I saw that

movie and how sick I discovered it was from

when I was a kid.

I mean, I'm sure.

You are so gay, dude, that the kids your

age were watching cable TV

to see if they could catch a show and you

were there watching Horizontal Space.

That's life.

Who would have said that fate would

put me dating an astronaut?

And you?

What had you done?

Nothing, I...

videos of operas.

What?

Yeah, okay, nothing normal.

I mean, Mozart.

Well, there you go, the same.

I mean, who would have said that the

I was going to put life...

Magical flower arrangements.

Yes?

Yes, I knew it.

Son of a bitch, Miri, what joy.

But I still have to take a note from him.

You don't have to top it, Camerín.

Don't you have the ability to pervert any

children's story or what?

Yes, yes, that's how it is.

I'm transferring everything to my dick.

It's called heterophagocentrism.

For example, grab me the beauty from the beast, stick

the sword of Merlin...

No, Merlin is the wizard.

It's Arthur who grabs it and

stabs, pulls it out, stabs it...

As if I didn't know.

Well, abandoned mermaid tail...

That's your favorite, you've already told me.

The other day.

There must be one more.

Give me a sprinkle, bell.

That’s right.

You have to write this down in your

notebook, we have to make a movie later.

Closer and closer to getting the white

snow.

You really want my snow, dude,

huh?

Yeah.

Wait, Sergio is watching, let's do something gay.

Look, every time someone walks by, you bring

my dick closer and let's put on a show like that.

Don't you think that's pretty gay?

If not, I'm doing it now, and if

not, you complain.

You have smoke for a while, huh?

Of course it’s smoke, because it has a lot of

ears.

The ears are very big, but the trunk is very

small.

What are you doing, little one?

Something comes out.

Go ahead.

Something gay that shows the kid.

What is something gay?

Do you want us to make a choreo of Mary Poppins?

No, I don’t know.

Make a Fernet arm and I’ll go

behind and hug you.

Come on, turn around.

You’re not brave enough to lean on me.

Come back here.

If you’re lucky, if you treat yourself well, the

genie will come out of the lamp.

If the genie comes out and I

ask him to go to the past, enjoy your

closet.

Let’s see if you come out and we save ourselves

all this fuss.

My closet?

Always comfortable, drawer.

Maybe that's it, dude.

I'm stiff because of the furniture.

You have pure hardness, huh?

Yeah, I already know.

Be careful, it won't get

the hard trait on you.

What is that problem?

It gets very hard for me, dude.

Do they make bread with sourdough?

You know they do?

Yes, the thing is that for me

it hardens a lot.

Maybe because you leave it too long in the

oven.

No, no.

I think you leave it out for way too long.

We're still looking for the right point.

Luck.

Thank you.

Thank you, right?

What is that sourdough bread?

Dani.

What?

Dude, I've already made two Fernets.

Wait.

Something else?

Look, I’ll take out my phone and show you something.

Go ahead.

Okay?

Look, the sourdough bread is

a technique that makes the bread rise

through fermentation.

Sometimes it becomes very hard at first.

Do you like to cook?

Yes, but I started when I was older.

Because, I don't know, when I was little I felt very

queer.

No, really.

It made me like my tools.

old.

Although I also like tools.

And this drill?

Do you feel it?

Do you like it?

I'm sorry, but I can't assist with that.

party, but then you start, no, dude, calm down, that

these are my friends, I am heterosexual, don’t mess it up.

No, no, no, bring your feet back to the ground.

You're a jerk, you lean on crap, dude.

What?

Are you angry?

Yes.

Really?

Look, man, this is not working for me.

Doing well, okay?

I'm falling in love with you, so, for

Please, take me home.

I'm asking you, please.

Son of a bitch.

Look, you can drill me as much as you want.

Here you go, I have a double gin and double

protection.

Double gin and double underwear?

Here?

Man, haven't I seen your face?

Wait, why double gin and double underwear?

Man, aren't you more of a gentleman?

Your gin, my gin, and your underwear and

my underwear.

No, no, but I don't wear underwear.

Son of a bitch.

Did you see this little hold?

I was thinking about it all afternoon.

No, the worst part is that it's

true.

No, no, no.

The worst part is that it's true.

It's not true, it's not true.

I have it, I use it.

The beautiful sleeper also grabs.

Just let her stay there, grabbing, okay?

Because if she wakes up, it's Gulliver.

Well, come on, she's not that big, did you see her?

No, I'm not saying it because she's big,

man.

But because beyond being grabbed,

she stands up and puts her foot down.

No, because I also have a dick and I've

had to carry it like this, like this, the bag.

On the bus, there.

And not because I'm gay, previously.

Anyway, you overwhelmed me when you told me

to take him to my house.

Why don't we set a safe word?

What safe word?

Are you stupid or what?

Seriously, man, like people who

suffocation, hanging, these kinds of things.

Are you seriously telling me that?

Yes.

But are you stupid?

No, seriously, we set a safe word

and if at any moment one of the

two starts to get confused or something is

kind of weird, we say the word and have to

fix things.

What things are we going to fix?

But what have you taken?

Have you gotten high?

What a son of a bitch, I also want you

to be more high than Alice.

Alice could be, Alice.

No, no, not Alice, no.

Scrotum.

Or big.

Big.

So, I don't know, at least if

the situation is tense and we have to

use it, because we were laughing.

Alicia...

Sabrina.

Sabrina, then.

Is it okay?

Yes.

Aren't they stopping laughing?

No.

Can I borrow it for a second?

Well, a second and whatever you want, it's

all yours.

It's my favorite.

Critters.

Thank you.

Those, critters.

Well, it's not Disney, but...

What an idiot.

Word.

What a motherfucker, you are really fast, dude.

Well, and you?

Mr. Villalactia from the Point of Choto?

What a guy.

Hey, Sabrin told me he’s going to do

something there at a friend's house

in the woods, you know?

Alright.

One kilometer to the south.

What did you tell him, do you want to go?

I don’t know, I told him I’d let him know.

I'm already set, you know?

Hey, you didn't drink anything after all.

We left the van at home and stole

some beers from these guys and we're going to

the beach.

Okay, let's go.

Come on.

There.

What are you looking for?

The notebook.

Was beer what we needed?

Hey, at this point, I let it slide.

soda with gum.

Good to know.

I love you, Luis.

Good morning.

Good morning.

It's afternoon, did you know?

We actually fell asleep a bit late

yesterday.

Yes.

What's up with this kid?

Are you being careful?

Or are you taking it slow?

How being careful?

Like, prophylactically.

What are you talking about?

Yeah, why?

No...

Because, well, I went to...

I was stealing pillow covers the other day from the bag

and I just didn't have any more.

And...

And...

No, and I saw that the little box of

Prime was still unopened.

So...

I find it strange.

Oh, please, take me off.

Well, we left.

Okay.

It's a secret, I mean, it's a bet.

I mean that we're not dating.

I won a bet and it's gotten out of

hand.

Are you kidding?

No.

Oh, really?

Seriously?

Oh, but I loved the couple, right?

Yes, yes.

But why aren't they going out together afterward?

What's up with that?

Aren't you putting too much energy into something that...

that leads nowhere?

I don't know, dude, I couldn't care less, you know?

Huh?

I mean, it's a bit of...

silly science, we have a good time

and that's it, it's summer.

I'm not wasting my life on this either.

Yes, yes.

No friction.

Wait, wait, but I don't understand.

You don't like the guy?

Doesn't it turn you on when he touches your leg

like that in front of everyone?

Well, dude, he still wears condoms.

Because in terms of partying...

You know what grandma used to say.

What did grandma say?

When you were 14 years old and you were all

day behind Juanchi.

My cousin.

Grandma used to say...

Game of hands, butt breaker.

Watch the kids.

It's true, watch the kids.

What a son of a bitch.

You know I was this close to screwing him, right?

No, no, no, that's nonsense.

Yeah, as if you wouldn't have screwed

me at 14, don't kid

yourself.

Well, but for me, second cousin.

No, that's different.

Well, you didn't answer.

Do you like the guy or not?

Are you asking me this because you are my

cousin and you want to take care of me or what?

No, dude, no.

I don't like it right now.

Yes, it's true that the danger...

Well...

We have kissed like that.

Another living dead.

Hello.

Good morning.

And where is everyone?

In the center.

Hey, Maxi.

Did you know that Lucero, the sister of... wrote to me?

Lula, who lives in Norway?

And she asked me about the brand new boyfriend.

of Pedrín.

Well, I'm not going to boyfriend either, huh?

Do you remember that I forgot about the sister?

from Lula?

I don't agree.

Amigobios doesn't like labels.

I like friends.

Yes, you hate it.

Well, friends, listen to me.

He asked me to send him a photo because

he doesn't believe that Pedro is so in love.

Can you give me a photo?

Yes, sure.

No, but...

Let's see, come here...

Should I come over there?

Come here, Maxi, yes.

Sit here.

Here.

Come on, dude.

No, guys.

What?

They just look like friends.

Sure.

A kiss, seriously.

A little kiss, a peck.

Kissing.

Well, don't be an idiot.

A little kiss, come on, a little kiss.

Come on, Lula, go for it.

But what are you embarrassed about now, the kiss?

Go ahead.

But you guys are messing with me.

Come on, a little kiss, yes.

Come on, a little kiss.

Go ahead.

Oh, cheeky.

Why?

Oh, they're not going to believe us.

I already sent them photos of everyone

here.

Of you when you were straight.

No, come on, a kiss or something, because if

not...

Go ahead.

Kiss, kiss.

They were in elementary school.

Come on.

Oh, sorry, I hung up while watching.

Come on, Lula, don’t mess with me.

Don't stall, my love.

Lula, don’t mess with me.

Come on, what’s up with the king of

sexual freedom and that we need to kiss more

at home and all that speech you

gave me?

Maxi might be bothered.

No, I have no problem, okay?

Every time I’m with you it feels like

the first time.

See?

Come on, one more and I’ll take the picture,

come on.

One more, one more.

Alright.

Alright, that’s enough.

Beautiful.

Now, right?

Yes, now it's right.

Res Hollywood, huh?

Yes, Morningwood.

I'm going to make a coffee that

the morning started very high.

Morningwood Kiss.

That charger belongs to someone.

No, no.

I didn't understand the Morningwood thing.

It seemed scary to me.

The dick stood up.

Of course, my love, because Morningwood means when you

wake up with an erection in English.

Do you understand?

Ah, yes.

I didn't know.

Pedro.

What's up?

It's a gamble, but this ends Hollywood.

Yes, how does it get hard for you

with the black fight?

No, the black friend.

Different.

Now you liked it, right?

You liked it.

I don't know whether to thank them

or tell them all to fuck off.

No, never, no.

And if tomorrow Lucero doesn't believe us and

we send a photo, a good blowjob.

You pull that off on the weekend, in the

room.

I won't pull it off, I have no problem.

Did you like it?

Did you like the experience?

Did you like me?

Well, if you want...

We could become a couple.

Yes.

I introduce you to my old lady and she asks

how we met.

What do you say to her?

I got it.

He was heterosexual, you know?

Well, that's what the doctor said when he

handed him over in the hospital room.

And I don't know why one day he

felt like trying with men.

We were...

We were men, you know?

We were friends, I swear, nothing more.

And well, I'm single and decided to do him

a favor.

And in the middle of this, while I'm screwing him,

when I pull out the dick...

A tiny little brown one.

And that was very small, it was about the

size of a grape seed.

But it had the perfect shape of a heart.

And I saw that and took it as

a sign, ma'am.

And I started to fall in love.

And then we kept hooking up in secret until...

Until we became a couple.

What an idiot!

Hey...

Your mom?

Who did it to your father?

Is it the complicated one?

Me.

Uh...

Chepa, do you remember the story of Pedro and

the Wolf?

There was Pedro, there was the Wolf, and, well, the

part about the poop.

Wasn't there poop?

Well, now there is.

What do you mean the...? Yes, straight.

You are disgusting.

You are disgusting, little man.

Well, you put your little heart into it, what are you doing,

Chocho?

I made it nice.

Pst, pst, everything that needs to be had

so that no one has anything to do and

they can lie on the sand, in

the sun, with an empty head and sleep with

women.

Which is what you sometimes desire,

said Ángel, and sometimes not.

I always desire it.

Wait, it's the kids.

What do they say?

That they are in Ostende, that they are staying to

have a snack there.

Oh...

Is it a beach?

Yes, it's like an area near here.

They must have churros, really.

Girls, that urine sneaked up on me.

Do you want to go alone?

I don't know, I mean, it's kind of fun

all this nonsense pretending we're a couple and

such, but I don't know if...

I like that more than being close to

her, let's say.

Well, think of a plan B.

Now we continue as a couple, since we opened a

door this morning and now in Buenos Aires

you can call her calmly and see how you really feel,

without me being in the way.

Is it your fantasy?

What?

That we are here in the attention after

I get back with my ex and we

stay as friends.

No, dude, you want to screw me.

That's yours.

And what is yours?

What do you want me to say?

That you look amazing.

You look amazing, Maxi.

Do you want to hook up?

Well, I'm pulling down my pants and

going to hook up with you.

Done.

And if you want to get back with your ex, well

that's fine, if it makes you happy, it makes

me happy too.

But let's always be friends.

That's the one thing I don't want to change.

In two minutes, if I'm not

putting my hand down your shorts and you

are telling me we're friends, pull it out because

it hurts!

Okay, okay, don't mess with

Crítter, you're right.

But yeah, I am in the mood.

I mean, I'm scared of hurting you or...

that we stop being friends.

I don't want that.

Well, we're not sleeping together.

Why would we cross those doors if we are good

like this?

Look, I...

at night I get close to your

neck like this.

And when you're snoring, I smell you and I

do a few things.

And I've done it a few times and you

haven't realized.

Son of a bitch, the worst part is that it's

true, for sure.

You have a mix of the scent of the cologne

I banned with the scent of sun.

Delicious.

Do you just want to hook up with me?

Maxi, I'm already an astronaut.

Are you the one who is afraid to go out

into outer space?

What do you want me to say?

Whether you want to be my boyfriend?

Do you want to be my boyfriend, Maxi?

Good.

Do you want to be my boyfriend or do you not want

to be my boyfriend?

Do you want to?

Then that's it.

It's like how mattresses are, right?

Don't ask me, I

love them.

Ha, ha, ha!

Think about it.

What?

I'm hungry.

Yes, me too.

I think there are some eggs and cookies left.

What do you want?

Well, think about it.

If you want to be my boyfriend, I mean.

Ah.

Think about it first.

And if you want, I'll think about it.

Let's see if I want to, that to the...

I'd rather not.

Look, wait, do you hear that?

What?

Can't you hear it?

No, dude, what?

It's the laughter of all the girls that

You have slept with someone, and they asked you if...

You only wanted them to have sex.

They are your idiots.

Yes, yes, yes,

Sure...

Well, it's not that you don't look for it, because

I'm not going to offer them to you.

Sabri's friends say that we are missed.

couple.

Yes?

So you see.

Hello.

What happened?

How very silly.

Yes.

Everything fine?

All good.

And you?

Good, chilling.

Hey, did you ever go out with girls at any point?

Yes, the thing is, well, no...

I mean, just a sexual fling.

Of course.

Yeah, me too.

Really?

I didn't know.

Yes.

I was really into girls sexually.

They were tremendous.

But one morning it happened that one wanted

cuddles and I didn't want to.

And now I make it clear that I only find

her sexually appealing.

Well, that way you save yourself some trouble.

Exactly.

Did she tell you how we broke up, Maxi?

Yes.

Yes, she told me that...

Well, that a three-way encounter went wrong.

Yeah, more or less.

Come on, Fede.

Friend, we know each other well enough, okay?

Well, yes, but have you been with girls?

I have, yes.

I was lucky.

More than anything, she got a medium

to the big one.

One girl went and...

I ate yours.

Chat!

Take out the one that hurts me.

Yes, worse than what you say, but that

you've already put in, I just don't feel it.

And supposedly I'm the first one, huh?

I was telling Sabrina about it earlier.

Let's see.

Well, but don't look at the card yet.

Oh, okay, sorry, sorry.

Put on a minute.

One minute.

One, two, time.

Okay.

Straw, penis, giant, what is that?

No, no.

What is it?

Do something else, next, next.

No, it can't be something else.

What?

Another thing!

Ghost, ghost.

Let's go!

Yes.

Frankenstein.

The dawn of the dead.

Ah, yes.

Hakuna...

The Lion King!

Let's go!

Good.

Come on, keep going, come on.

What?

The Da Vinci Code.

The...

This!

This!

Good!

I know this one.

Taxi spaceship!

Good, good, good.

Go ahead.

Facebook 2001!

Odyssey in space!

No, you're kidding me.

The callesia!

Time!

The last two were not understood at all.

Beautiful, huh?

Beautiful.

They knew it, they knew the cards.

No, the thing is we don't know

much.

Well.

Now yes, huh?

The time.

Ah, yes, this.

At one.

At two.

Let's go.

The Little Mermaid.

No, uh...

Beauty and the Beast.

What is it?

A princess?

What is it?

Let's see...

Hey, we can't both fit in there, okay?

How are we going to sleep in there?

Go ahead.

Dude, I died down there.

I swear.

It's just that...

I was making them, but I didn't think that

you would guess them all.

I mean, her name is Antonella, right?

Antonella.

I think she hasn't believed anything we said.

That the last one was about Snow White.

It was impossible.

The previous one.

Go on.

It was really great, man.

Hey...

I talked to Sabrina earlier.

She told me why you broke up.

Yeah, well...

I mentioned a bit, but I skipped the part

where the third person was my best

friend and that she ended up getting with him

anyway.

I know...

We were really close, you see, and...

Now I realize, but at that moment

I was like...

Really scared, you know.

I messed everything up.

I don’t know.

A bit like you.

That this summer you are my best friend.

And I like you.

Do you know how this turned out for you?

Pretty good, huh?

You saw that I gave you a kiss.

Yes.

You're not gay either, right?

What?

Sabrina told me everything.

That they are friends and don't have boyfriends.

Huh?

When did Sabrina tell you that?

This morning.

She told him that if they hooked up, she would give

him a second chance.

I don't believe that you guys are hooking up.

Both of you are very straight.

You say they'll get back together and I'm out.

Who?

Sabrina and Maxi.

Oh.

Eh...

I don't know.

Honestly, I don't know.

I'm going to get some water.

Anyone.

What's up?

Hey.

Is everything okay?

Yes.

Did they tell Pedrito?

He left.

He said he was leaving and that you knew.

No.

He didn't tell me anything.

Did something happen?

No.

He picked up, spoke to him and asked about

what he thought of the plan and that you

were coming back with Sabrina, but...

What plan?

The shell of the female parrot.

Sorry, no...

No, but...

How do you know?

What did Sabri tell you?

Yes, sorry, I asked Pedro with complicity

if you all made this mess.

No, it's fine.

What's up?

What's going on, dude?

No, I'll tell you properly later.

But are they dating or not?

And no.

Well, I'm leaving.

We'll talk later.

Pedro.

Sorry, Pedro.

It's okay, Maxi.

It's fine.

What's up?

Are you okay?

Yes, yes, it's fine.

I should talk to you.

Melody of a ray of sunshine Today that

time mixes in my favor Work

and love The clepsis and the pain

Today has closed What

dies stops dying Light and shadow can

be heard But everything in silence Dance to the

rhythm of a better life There is

a verse, a message in the sun A

better cartography A meeting is a color Like

an animal that discovers love Thinking about it coldly

We need to go out to dance And sing

the themes that do us good To fumble, to sing off-key

And let time stop being in

favor Of work and horror And that

the heart Returns to be a light to ignite

Today that time for a time Is

in our favor All the police stations In a state

exceptional I started to think about those

nights Drunk on beer and poetry