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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:19,820 --> 00:00:21,722 (INDISTINCT CLATTERING) 2 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:27,861 (WOMAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 3 00:00:30,831 --> 00:00:32,265 STEVE: AJ! AJ: Yeah? 4 00:00:32,266 --> 00:00:33,767 STEVE: Am I taking her downstairs? 5 00:00:33,768 --> 00:00:35,102 She's cleared, right? 6 00:00:35,103 --> 00:00:37,020 AJ: Yeah, bring her over to discharge area. 7 00:00:37,021 --> 00:00:38,938 I think her friend's picking her up. 8 00:00:38,939 --> 00:00:40,507 STEVE: Are you ready, Miss Franco? 9 00:00:40,508 --> 00:00:42,176 ♪ Gray skies are Gonna clear up ♪ 10 00:00:43,244 --> 00:00:45,812 ♪ Put on a happy face ♪ 11 00:00:45,813 --> 00:00:48,582 ♪ Brush off the clouds And cheer up ♪ 12 00:00:48,583 --> 00:00:50,083 ♪ Put on a happy face ♪ 13 00:00:50,084 --> 00:00:52,253 MAZIE: Yeah, I'm here for Laura Franco. 14 00:00:52,254 --> 00:00:54,754 Laura Franco! Franco! 15 00:00:54,755 --> 00:00:56,757 - (RECEPTIONIST SHUSHING) - MAZIE: Don't shush me. 16 00:00:56,758 --> 00:00:58,626 - Laura. Ugh! - RECEPTIONIST: Ma'am. 17 00:00:58,627 --> 00:00:59,959 - Quiet. - What? 18 00:00:59,960 --> 00:01:01,829 Oh, my God, it's bright. Sorry, I'm late. 19 00:01:02,796 --> 00:01:03,931 How are you feeling? 20 00:01:04,732 --> 00:01:07,117 (GROANS) Like death. 21 00:01:07,118 --> 00:01:09,503 (SIGHS) Me, too. 22 00:01:09,504 --> 00:01:12,405 Ooh! Steve. 23 00:01:12,406 --> 00:01:13,541 ♪ And spread sunshine ♪ 24 00:01:13,542 --> 00:01:14,741 I'm Mazie. 25 00:01:14,742 --> 00:01:16,143 ♪ All over the place ♪ 26 00:01:16,144 --> 00:01:18,446 ATTENDANT: I'm married. MAZIE: Mmm. Of course you are. 27 00:01:18,447 --> 00:01:21,115 ♪ Just put on a happy face! ♪ 28 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:25,452 (GLEEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 29 00:01:25,453 --> 00:01:26,687 ♪ Put on a happy face ♪ 30 00:01:26,688 --> 00:01:27,688 I love you. 31 00:01:30,791 --> 00:01:33,526 ♪ Put on a happy face ♪ 32 00:01:33,527 --> 00:01:36,464 ♪ And if you're feeling Cross and bickerish ♪ 33 00:01:36,465 --> 00:01:38,765 ♪ Don't sit and whine ♪ 34 00:01:38,766 --> 00:01:41,769 ♪ Think of banana splits And licorice ♪ 35 00:01:41,770 --> 00:01:44,137 ♪ And you'll feel fine ♪ 36 00:01:44,138 --> 00:01:46,739 ♪ I knew a girl so gloomy ♪ 37 00:01:46,740 --> 00:01:48,376 ♪ She'd never laugh or sing ♪ 38 00:01:49,477 --> 00:01:51,561 ♪ She wouldn't listen to me ♪ 39 00:01:51,562 --> 00:01:53,472 Even I feel sick being in here. 40 00:01:53,473 --> 00:01:55,244 Thank God I'm here to pick you up. 41 00:01:55,245 --> 00:01:57,016 ♪ So spread sunshine ♪ 42 00:01:57,017 --> 00:01:58,551 - (SIRENS WAILING) - ♪ All over the place ♪ 43 00:01:58,552 --> 00:02:01,655 DOCTOR: Prognosis is cancer in the lower abdominal region. 44 00:02:01,656 --> 00:02:03,724 ♪ Just put on a happy face! ♪ 45 00:02:16,270 --> 00:02:19,507 JACOB: (SIGHS) You need a caretaker. 46 00:02:19,508 --> 00:02:21,007 I can't do it all... 47 00:02:21,008 --> 00:02:23,511 It's been a year almost now of tests and treatments. 48 00:02:23,512 --> 00:02:25,346 (SIGHS) Fuck! I need time for me. 49 00:02:25,347 --> 00:02:26,413 I'm sorry. 50 00:02:26,414 --> 00:02:27,915 - Let's talk about this. - I can't. 51 00:02:27,916 --> 00:02:29,717 Let's talk about this, Jacob. 52 00:02:29,718 --> 00:02:31,684 Please, Jacob. 53 00:02:31,685 --> 00:02:33,019 STEVE: Can she walk out without... 54 00:02:33,020 --> 00:02:35,356 MAZIE: Yep, we're good. One foot at a time. 55 00:02:36,757 --> 00:02:37,890 LAURA: Please don't do this. 56 00:02:37,891 --> 00:02:40,593 You're breaking up with me? (GRUNTS) 57 00:02:40,594 --> 00:02:43,197 - Wait. (GRUNTS) Jacob! - MAZIE: Delicate flower. 58 00:02:45,599 --> 00:02:46,599 Jacob! 59 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:53,173 Jacob! 60 00:02:55,909 --> 00:02:56,909 (SIGHS) 61 00:03:00,481 --> 00:03:02,615 (YELLS) Jacob! 62 00:03:02,616 --> 00:03:03,851 - (SOBBING) - NURSE: Shit! 63 00:03:04,652 --> 00:03:05,953 Hey! Hey, hey, hey... 64 00:03:05,954 --> 00:03:08,655 Jacob! (CRYING) 65 00:03:08,656 --> 00:03:10,491 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 66 00:03:16,497 --> 00:03:18,665 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 67 00:03:18,666 --> 00:03:20,434 - (CAR HORNS HONKING) - (DOOR OPENS) 68 00:03:20,435 --> 00:03:22,435 MAZIE: Okay. 69 00:03:22,436 --> 00:03:23,716 - (MAZIE GRUNTS) - (BAG CLATTERS) 70 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:25,705 Oh, my God. 71 00:03:26,674 --> 00:03:27,674 (EXHALES) 72 00:03:28,342 --> 00:03:29,909 We did it. 73 00:03:29,910 --> 00:03:31,879 Huh? Okay, slow walks. 74 00:03:32,613 --> 00:03:34,147 Home sweet home. 75 00:03:36,116 --> 00:03:37,418 (GRUNTS) I gotta pee. Oh! 76 00:03:38,686 --> 00:03:40,854 How does it feel to be back at your mom's? 77 00:03:42,189 --> 00:03:44,191 (UNDER BREATH) Not that she's ever here anymore. 78 00:03:49,730 --> 00:03:52,699 (KETTLE WHISTLING) 79 00:03:52,700 --> 00:03:54,502 Your mom sent you 12 pies, 100 cookies 80 00:03:54,503 --> 00:03:56,603 and $5,000? 81 00:03:56,604 --> 00:03:58,205 She loves to send sugar and dough 82 00:03:58,206 --> 00:03:59,606 when she's on a diet. 83 00:03:59,607 --> 00:04:02,276 What does she think? Carbs cure cancer? 84 00:04:02,976 --> 00:04:04,545 (CUPS CLINKING) 85 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:06,145 What is that? 86 00:04:06,146 --> 00:04:07,680 MAZIE: What's what? 87 00:04:07,681 --> 00:04:09,550 There's a box and a bag over there. 88 00:04:11,319 --> 00:04:13,587 - What? - (GRUNTS) Ah! 89 00:04:15,055 --> 00:04:16,055 What is it? 90 00:04:17,591 --> 00:04:20,227 Jacob called me and asked me to pick up 91 00:04:20,228 --> 00:04:21,562 some of your stuff. 92 00:04:22,696 --> 00:04:23,864 (LAURA SIGHS) 93 00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:26,299 - (SOBS) - MAZIE: Oh, okay. 94 00:04:26,300 --> 00:04:27,684 I know... I know it sucks. 95 00:04:27,685 --> 00:04:29,294 Okay, I know it sucks. 96 00:04:29,295 --> 00:04:30,933 But, you're home now, 97 00:04:30,934 --> 00:04:32,573 and the surgery went well 98 00:04:33,707 --> 00:04:35,443 and you got $5,000. 99 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:38,811 Let's take a beat here, okay? 100 00:04:38,812 --> 00:04:42,565 I'm your ride or die, bitch, all right? 101 00:04:42,566 --> 00:04:46,320 Every second, every minute of every day. 102 00:04:46,321 --> 00:04:48,521 I'm fucking here with you, okay? 103 00:04:48,522 --> 00:04:50,057 - Okay, thank you. - It's gonna be okay. 104 00:04:50,058 --> 00:04:51,325 Thank you. 105 00:04:52,225 --> 00:04:53,461 Wait, fuck, what time is it? 106 00:04:54,695 --> 00:04:55,828 3:34? 107 00:04:55,829 --> 00:04:57,597 Fuck! I have to go, shit! 108 00:04:57,598 --> 00:04:59,366 I gotta go downtown, ugh! 109 00:04:59,367 --> 00:05:00,968 I'm doing this really stupid reading, 110 00:05:00,969 --> 00:05:02,586 but the producer wants to fuck me, 111 00:05:02,587 --> 00:05:04,204 - so the pay is good. - Wait, now? 112 00:05:04,205 --> 00:05:07,039 Yeah, ting! Laura. 113 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:09,943 You are a hero and a champion. I'll call you tomorrow. 114 00:05:09,944 --> 00:05:11,511 Okay? Eat some pie. 115 00:05:11,512 --> 00:05:13,080 Sleep and don't cry. 116 00:05:13,081 --> 00:05:14,280 Don't cry. 117 00:05:14,281 --> 00:05:15,748 (FOOTSTEPS RECEDING) 118 00:05:15,749 --> 00:05:18,619 - MAZIE: Bye. - (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) 119 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:20,319 (DOOR CLOSES) 120 00:05:27,227 --> 00:05:29,312 (LAURA SOBS) 121 00:05:29,313 --> 00:05:31,398 ♪♪ 122 00:05:31,399 --> 00:05:33,166 (CONTINUES SOBBING) 123 00:05:33,167 --> 00:05:34,267 ♪♪ 124 00:05:35,235 --> 00:05:37,203 (LAURA GRUNTING) 125 00:05:37,204 --> 00:05:38,972 Why doesn't he love me anymore? 126 00:05:38,973 --> 00:05:40,708 (SHRIEKS, CRIES) 127 00:05:41,742 --> 00:05:44,144 ♪♪ 128 00:05:45,946 --> 00:05:48,382 DELIVERY MAN: Uh, package for Laura Franco? 129 00:05:48,383 --> 00:05:51,051 (SOBBING) I'm disgusting. 130 00:05:51,052 --> 00:05:52,585 That's me. 131 00:05:52,586 --> 00:05:54,937 LAURA: It's just tissues. 132 00:05:54,938 --> 00:05:57,289 - Okay. Nice. - I ran out. 133 00:05:57,290 --> 00:05:59,560 Oh, well, I'm glad you ordered more. 134 00:05:59,561 --> 00:06:01,662 (LAURA CRYING HYSTERICALLY) 135 00:06:04,297 --> 00:06:05,848 - Hey. - LAURA: Good to see you, 136 00:06:05,849 --> 00:06:07,401 - Amazon man. - Still crying? 137 00:06:07,402 --> 00:06:08,819 (LAURA BLOWING NOSE) 138 00:06:08,820 --> 00:06:10,237 He just loves her. 139 00:06:10,971 --> 00:06:12,605 He really loves her. 140 00:06:12,606 --> 00:06:15,842 (SOBS) I don't like that one. 141 00:06:15,843 --> 00:06:18,311 DELIVERY MAN: Laura, good to see you. 142 00:06:18,312 --> 00:06:20,296 LAURA: Thank you. 143 00:06:20,297 --> 00:06:22,281 Do you mind if I... 144 00:06:22,282 --> 00:06:24,267 I just... I really need a hug right now. 145 00:06:24,268 --> 00:06:26,253 DELIVERY MAN: I don't know if I'm... Oh! 146 00:06:26,254 --> 00:06:27,688 LAURA: (SOBS) I really needed this. 147 00:06:30,190 --> 00:06:33,159 (SOMBER MUSIC FADES OUT) 148 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:34,840 - (PLAYING PIANO) - LAURA: (SINGING) ♪ Hi ♪ 149 00:06:35,863 --> 00:06:39,366 ♪ Hello, lovely to meet ♪ 150 00:06:40,367 --> 00:06:42,268 JACOB: Hey, Laura. 151 00:06:42,269 --> 00:06:44,471 Could you come sing this for me? 152 00:06:44,472 --> 00:06:46,674 ♪ Please have a seat ♪ 153 00:06:46,675 --> 00:06:47,675 Yep. 154 00:06:50,611 --> 00:06:53,680 ♪ Coffee or tea ♪ 155 00:06:53,681 --> 00:06:55,215 What do you think of, um... 156 00:06:56,283 --> 00:06:59,953 ♪ Enchanté, my stranger ♪ 157 00:06:59,954 --> 00:07:03,623 ♪ Stay for a while ♪ 158 00:07:03,624 --> 00:07:06,025 - Enchanté. - LAURA: Mmm-hmm. 159 00:07:06,026 --> 00:07:07,528 - I really love the new lyrics. - (JACOB CLEARS THROAT) 160 00:07:07,529 --> 00:07:08,961 (PLAYING PIANO CHORD) 161 00:07:08,962 --> 00:07:10,306 JACOB: I actually wanna talk to you about something. 162 00:07:10,330 --> 00:07:12,250 I want you to be the lead of House of Good Women. 163 00:07:13,166 --> 00:07:15,135 LAURA: It's Broadway, Jacob. 164 00:07:15,136 --> 00:07:16,553 It's my dream. 165 00:07:16,554 --> 00:07:17,970 (JACOB CHUCKLES) 166 00:07:17,971 --> 00:07:19,531 LAURA: It's everything I've ever wanted. 167 00:07:20,407 --> 00:07:21,974 JACOB: I know. 168 00:07:21,975 --> 00:07:23,544 That's why I'm offering it to you. 169 00:07:26,747 --> 00:07:28,747 - (LAURA CLICKS TONGUE) - (DISSONANT CHORD PLAYING) 170 00:07:32,586 --> 00:07:34,555 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 171 00:07:36,690 --> 00:07:38,759 (MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING) 172 00:07:41,595 --> 00:07:42,763 (LAURA SNIFFLES) 173 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:50,771 (FLOOR THUDS) 174 00:07:52,940 --> 00:07:54,674 (FLOOR THUDS) 175 00:07:54,675 --> 00:07:56,644 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 176 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:03,116 (FLOOR CREAKS) 177 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:11,692 (FLOOR THUDS) 178 00:08:12,159 --> 00:08:13,159 Hello? 179 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:15,427 (MUSIC FADES) 180 00:08:15,428 --> 00:08:17,864 (TRAFFIC WHOOSHING) 181 00:08:17,865 --> 00:08:19,199 - (DOOR OPENS) - MAZIE: Laura? 182 00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:20,199 (LAURA GASPS) 183 00:08:20,568 --> 00:08:21,802 MAZIE: Hello? 184 00:08:22,570 --> 00:08:24,737 (KEYS JANGLING) 185 00:08:24,738 --> 00:08:25,773 MAZIE: What did you do last night? 186 00:08:25,774 --> 00:08:28,809 - Uh, I read... - MAZIE: Hmm. 187 00:08:29,476 --> 00:08:31,978 ...made soup. 188 00:08:31,979 --> 00:08:33,714 Worked on the music for House of Good Women... 189 00:08:33,715 --> 00:08:34,648 - (MAZIE GASPS) - ...for a little bit. 190 00:08:34,649 --> 00:08:36,449 - Oh, my God. - My voice is... 191 00:08:36,450 --> 00:08:38,284 I forgot to tell you. 192 00:08:38,285 --> 00:08:41,521 Little Yale drama bitch, Taylor Gregory, would not 193 00:08:41,522 --> 00:08:44,758 stop talking about going in for Jacob last week. 194 00:08:44,759 --> 00:08:45,892 I almost taped her mouth shut. 195 00:08:45,893 --> 00:08:47,060 - Wait. What do you mean? - It's like... 196 00:08:47,061 --> 00:08:48,828 The show isn't even that good. 197 00:08:48,829 --> 00:08:50,329 Finishing School for Girls, written by a dude... 198 00:08:50,330 --> 00:08:51,999 - Mazie, Mazie, Mazie, Mazie. - ...I'm literally asleep. 199 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:53,279 - Stop, stop. - Yeah, what? What? 200 00:08:54,334 --> 00:08:55,836 What do you mean going in for Jacob? 201 00:08:55,837 --> 00:08:57,721 Are the auditions out? 202 00:08:57,722 --> 00:08:59,606 Yeah. Didn't you get one? 203 00:08:59,607 --> 00:09:01,875 - No. - Why are you practicing then? 204 00:09:05,478 --> 00:09:08,581 Because I like to keep my vocal cords warm. 205 00:09:08,582 --> 00:09:11,050 - Aw, shit, Laura. - Wait. Did you get one? 206 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:13,520 Yeah, but Ellyn Michaelson is casting it, 207 00:09:13,521 --> 00:09:14,922 and I don't fuck with her. 208 00:09:14,923 --> 00:09:15,923 Oh, my God, I can't. 209 00:09:17,157 --> 00:09:20,126 I mean, I... I thought that 210 00:09:20,127 --> 00:09:23,329 at the very least he'd still... 211 00:09:23,330 --> 00:09:25,866 Do... Do you think Jacob still wants me in the show? 212 00:09:27,735 --> 00:09:29,501 I mean... 213 00:09:29,502 --> 00:09:30,971 You did just have surgery a few weeks ago. 214 00:09:30,972 --> 00:09:32,705 Maybe... 215 00:09:32,706 --> 00:09:34,541 Maybe he thinks you can't perform right now. 216 00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:36,542 And... 217 00:09:36,543 --> 00:09:38,278 Maybe you can't. I mean... (SIGHS) 218 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:41,548 You still kind of have cancer, right? 219 00:09:41,549 --> 00:09:43,583 (CAR HONKING HORN) 220 00:09:44,551 --> 00:09:46,018 I guess, I... 221 00:09:46,019 --> 00:09:47,486 We're here. 222 00:09:47,487 --> 00:09:49,422 I love you. Give me a big, fat hug. 223 00:09:50,223 --> 00:09:51,157 Oh, you're not... 224 00:09:51,158 --> 00:09:52,359 - You're not coming with me? - Mmm-mmm. 225 00:09:52,360 --> 00:09:54,161 I can't. I gotta go to karate. 226 00:09:54,162 --> 00:09:55,494 I love you so much. 227 00:09:55,495 --> 00:09:56,897 - I love you. - Call me after. 228 00:10:01,268 --> 00:10:02,635 (LAURA SOBS) 229 00:10:02,636 --> 00:10:04,003 (SNIFFLES) 230 00:10:04,004 --> 00:10:05,472 Aren't you used to this by now? 231 00:10:07,174 --> 00:10:08,876 (GENTLE PIANO MUSIC PLAYING) 232 00:10:10,678 --> 00:10:13,580 - (RAIN PATTERING) - (THUNDER RUMBLES) 233 00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:16,817 (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) 234 00:10:26,193 --> 00:10:27,928 (LAURA EXHALES) 235 00:10:29,362 --> 00:10:30,402 (PHONE NOTIFICATION DINGS) 236 00:10:40,540 --> 00:10:41,608 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 237 00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:52,485 (LAURA SOBS) 238 00:11:02,963 --> 00:11:03,963 (SOBS) 239 00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:10,637 (LINE RINGING) 240 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,874 No, no. No! (EXCLAIMS) 241 00:11:14,875 --> 00:11:16,777 - (PHONE CLATTERS) - (WINCES) 242 00:11:18,979 --> 00:11:19,979 (GRUNTS) 243 00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:22,114 (SIGHS) 244 00:11:22,115 --> 00:11:23,615 (ALARM BLARING) 245 00:11:23,616 --> 00:11:25,117 (FLOOR THUDS) 246 00:11:26,653 --> 00:11:29,256 (THUDDING CONTINUES) 247 00:11:29,257 --> 00:11:30,422 (ALARM STOPS) 248 00:11:30,423 --> 00:11:33,126 - (MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING) - (FLOORBOARD CREAKING) 249 00:11:33,127 --> 00:11:34,862 (LOW GRUMBLING) 250 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:44,282 - (INDISTINCT CLATTERING) - (LAURA BREATHING SHAKILY) 251 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:48,641 Hello? 252 00:11:50,610 --> 00:11:52,679 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 253 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,701 - (MUSIC INTENSIFIES) - (LOW GRUMBLING) 254 00:12:29,549 --> 00:12:31,718 (MUSIC CRESCENDOES, FADES) 255 00:12:34,321 --> 00:12:36,622 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 256 00:12:36,623 --> 00:12:38,358 (LAURA BREATHING HEAVILY) 257 00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:42,862 (FLOORBOARD CREAKS) 258 00:12:44,832 --> 00:12:46,766 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 259 00:12:56,343 --> 00:12:57,577 - (MOUSE SQUEAKS) - (LAURA SHRIEKS, PANTS) 260 00:12:57,578 --> 00:13:00,447 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 261 00:13:01,681 --> 00:13:02,749 (SIGHS) 262 00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:05,084 Oh, thank God. 263 00:13:05,085 --> 00:13:07,087 - (EXHALES) - (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 264 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,757 (LOW GRUMBLING) 265 00:13:12,192 --> 00:13:14,127 (INTIMIDATING MUSIC PLAYING) 266 00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:26,773 (MONSTER GROWLS) 267 00:13:30,277 --> 00:13:31,277 What's up? 268 00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:33,746 (LAURA SCREAMS) 269 00:13:33,747 --> 00:13:36,449 (PANTING) 270 00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:39,886 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 271 00:13:39,887 --> 00:13:41,855 (GROOVY MUSIC PLAYING ON RECORD) 272 00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:47,861 (THUNDER RUMBLES) 273 00:13:51,932 --> 00:13:54,566 MONSTER: Hey, stranger. 274 00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:57,137 (CLICKS TONGUE) Wasn't sure what kind of tea you drank. 275 00:13:57,138 --> 00:13:58,805 Hope green's all right. 276 00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:03,426 (LAURA SCREAMS) 277 00:14:03,427 --> 00:14:05,512 (GASPS, SCREAMS) 278 00:14:06,813 --> 00:14:08,815 (SCREAMING CONTINUES) 279 00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:14,154 - You done? - LAURA: (SOFTLY) Ah! 280 00:14:14,155 --> 00:14:15,939 Great. Honestly... (CHUCKLES) 281 00:14:15,940 --> 00:14:17,723 It's too bad you conked out. 282 00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:20,793 I have this pretty neat monster routine I do now. 283 00:14:20,794 --> 00:14:22,628 I think you'd find it to be, 284 00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:24,464 um, (CLICKS TONGUE) very, 285 00:14:24,465 --> 00:14:25,898 well, scary. 286 00:14:25,899 --> 00:14:27,634 (CHUCKLES) You don't remember me? 287 00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:29,168 At all? 288 00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:32,906 1994? Tropical Storm Beryl? 289 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:35,474 Your mom was out late. Shocker. 290 00:14:35,475 --> 00:14:37,344 You freaked out and saw me under the bed. 291 00:14:37,345 --> 00:14:40,247 - No? - What? What is happening? 292 00:14:40,248 --> 00:14:41,314 Okay? A little offensive. 293 00:14:41,315 --> 00:14:42,748 What about '01? 294 00:14:42,749 --> 00:14:44,151 You got in trouble? Opened the closet. 295 00:14:44,152 --> 00:14:45,417 We bumped into each other. 296 00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:46,853 Right? My beard was a little patchier 297 00:14:46,854 --> 00:14:48,155 in my tween years. 298 00:14:50,023 --> 00:14:51,024 Nothing? 299 00:14:52,792 --> 00:14:53,993 Okay. Oh! 300 00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:55,828 That, uh, that musical theater kid. 301 00:14:55,829 --> 00:14:56,829 What was his name again? 302 00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:01,600 - Benji? - Benji! 303 00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:03,503 Should've eaten that little motherfucker. 304 00:15:05,205 --> 00:15:06,472 You're a real temptress, 305 00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:07,540 - you know that? - (YOUNG LAURA THUDS ON FLOOR) 306 00:15:07,541 --> 00:15:09,242 - (MONSTER GROWLS) - (BENJI SCREAMING) 307 00:15:11,844 --> 00:15:13,279 (YOUNG LAURA GASPS) 308 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:14,463 MONSTER: But I was young. 309 00:15:14,464 --> 00:15:15,647 Can't be too hard on myself. 310 00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:17,850 LAURA: This can't be real. This isn't real. 311 00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:20,886 Are you gonna hurt me? 312 00:15:20,887 --> 00:15:23,023 (CLICKS TONGUE) I don't know. Do you want me to hurt you? 313 00:15:23,024 --> 00:15:24,024 (SOFTLY) No. 314 00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:30,130 Then, what do you want? 315 00:15:30,131 --> 00:15:31,897 So. (CHUCKLES) 316 00:15:31,898 --> 00:15:33,233 I'm not really a roommates guy. 317 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:35,701 Uh, after you moved out, 318 00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:37,404 and your mom started travelling, 319 00:15:37,405 --> 00:15:39,071 doing all that spa shit. 320 00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:43,410 I kinda, actually, realized I prefer living alone. 321 00:15:43,411 --> 00:15:46,179 But then, tonight, you saw me, I saw you, 322 00:15:46,180 --> 00:15:47,513 and then you were on the floor, 323 00:15:47,514 --> 00:15:49,716 and I can't just leave you lying there like that. 324 00:15:49,717 --> 00:15:51,251 I mean, I'm a monster, but I'm not... 325 00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:53,986 a monster, you know. 326 00:15:53,987 --> 00:15:55,705 Anyway, I thought about our situation, 327 00:15:55,706 --> 00:15:57,424 and here's what I think we should do. 328 00:15:57,425 --> 00:15:59,491 Do you mind? 329 00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:01,493 I think we both take the night. 330 00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:03,495 (CLICKS TONGUE) Rest, regroup. 331 00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:05,898 Then tomorrow, you get up, you have your coffee, 332 00:16:05,899 --> 00:16:07,683 you, uh, you pack your shit up, 333 00:16:07,684 --> 00:16:09,469 - and get out! - (LAURA SCREAMS) 334 00:16:10,237 --> 00:16:11,571 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 335 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:16,409 But I... I can't leave, this is my house. 336 00:16:16,410 --> 00:16:18,410 Well, it's my house now. 337 00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:20,413 But I have nowhere else to go. 338 00:16:20,414 --> 00:16:22,082 I wasn't asking. 339 00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:25,452 (MONSTER INHALES DEEPLY, EXHALES) 340 00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:34,126 (CRYING HYSTERICALLY) 341 00:16:34,127 --> 00:16:37,096 - All right. - I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 342 00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:40,067 It's just that I'm talking to a monster. 343 00:16:40,068 --> 00:16:42,134 And... And... And you're scary. 344 00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:44,353 You're really freaking me out right now. 345 00:16:44,354 --> 00:16:46,572 - No, stop! Please stop. - And I'm sad. 346 00:16:46,573 --> 00:16:48,941 - I'm really, really sad. - (MONSTER SCOFFS) 347 00:16:48,942 --> 00:16:51,310 I just need you out of the fucking house. 348 00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:53,080 - LAURA: I'm so sad! (CRIES) - I need you out of the house. 349 00:16:53,081 --> 00:16:54,313 It's a... Fine! 350 00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:55,682 - Fine! - (LAURA STOPS CRYING) 351 00:16:57,650 --> 00:16:58,718 (MONSTER SIGHS) 352 00:16:59,286 --> 00:17:02,389 Okay, two weeks. 353 00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:04,156 You got two weeks. 354 00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:06,758 - Two weeks? - Yeah. 355 00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:08,395 After that, you're outta here. You pack your bags, 356 00:17:08,396 --> 00:17:09,628 you hit the fucking pavement. 357 00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:11,664 And you know what else? While you're here, 358 00:17:11,665 --> 00:17:13,732 you follow my rules. Okay? 359 00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:16,135 Number one, don't get in my way. 360 00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:19,105 Number two, don't tell me what to do. 361 00:17:19,106 --> 00:17:22,575 And number three, if you tell anyone about me, 362 00:17:22,576 --> 00:17:25,245 I'll rip your fucking throat out. 363 00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:27,979 (SIGHS) 364 00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:31,551 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 365 00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:51,604 - (MONSTER GROWLS) - (LAURA SCREAMS) 366 00:17:51,605 --> 00:17:53,205 (YELPS) 367 00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:54,674 Yeah, you better run. 368 00:17:54,675 --> 00:17:56,608 (LAURA GRUNTING) 369 00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:59,078 - Still got it. Still got it! - (MID-TEMPO SONG PLAYING) 370 00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:02,080 ♪♪ 371 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,983 ♪ I won't be far behind ♪ 372 00:18:03,984 --> 00:18:05,451 (LAURA GASPS) 373 00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:06,919 - (VACUUM CLEANER WHIRRING) - Hey. 374 00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:09,222 ♪♪ 375 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,089 Hey! 376 00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:14,126 ♪♪ 377 00:18:14,127 --> 00:18:17,130 ♪ Hide and you're probably found ♪ 378 00:18:17,131 --> 00:18:20,699 ♪♪ 379 00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:22,635 ♪ It makes no difference What you say ♪ 380 00:18:22,636 --> 00:18:24,537 ♪ You can never get away ♪ 381 00:18:24,538 --> 00:18:26,872 ♪ From me ♪ 382 00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:27,974 (VACUUM CLEANER WHIRRING) 383 00:18:27,975 --> 00:18:29,576 (WHIRRING STOPS) 384 00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:33,946 (SWITCH CLICKING) 385 00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:36,882 ♪♪ 386 00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:38,651 MONSTER: That's enough. 387 00:18:38,652 --> 00:18:40,352 For the love of God. 388 00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:41,804 Play a different song. 389 00:18:41,805 --> 00:18:43,256 Play a different song! 390 00:18:45,192 --> 00:18:46,358 I'm so annoyed! 391 00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:48,261 I'm so annoyed right now. (GRUNTING) 392 00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:51,298 I had to do that. 393 00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:53,632 Monster? 394 00:18:56,102 --> 00:18:57,936 ♪♪ 395 00:18:57,937 --> 00:18:59,339 ♪ You can never get away ♪ 396 00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:01,156 What'd I say? 397 00:19:01,157 --> 00:19:02,299 (MONSTER GRUNTS) 398 00:19:02,300 --> 00:19:03,442 (THERMOSTAT CRACKS) 399 00:19:03,443 --> 00:19:05,043 MAN 1: (OVER TV) Yeah, I know. 400 00:19:05,044 --> 00:19:07,246 I've been through this before. 401 00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:09,131 She's everything you've ever dreamed of. 402 00:19:09,132 --> 00:19:11,017 (CONVERSATION CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY ON TV) 403 00:19:11,018 --> 00:19:12,485 (MONSTER SNIFFING) 404 00:19:16,088 --> 00:19:17,939 (PLEASANT MUSIC PLAYING ON TV) 405 00:19:17,940 --> 00:19:19,792 - Hello. - MONSTER: Hello. 406 00:19:20,693 --> 00:19:21,693 MAN 2: All right. 407 00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:27,367 (MONSTER INHALES SHARPLY) 408 00:19:30,437 --> 00:19:32,070 Can I help you? 409 00:19:32,071 --> 00:19:34,574 MONSTER: No, I'm just looking for something to read. 410 00:19:34,575 --> 00:19:35,975 Is that a problem with you? 411 00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:39,212 No, it's not a problem with me at all. It's just... 412 00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:42,013 MONSTER: Mmm. (CHUCKLES) 413 00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:43,583 WOMAN: You didn't write very often. 414 00:19:43,584 --> 00:19:44,716 Little books. 415 00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:47,019 weren't very interesting so I tore them up. 416 00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:50,356 It's cute. 417 00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:51,824 WOMAN: A lady doesn't correspond... 418 00:19:51,825 --> 00:19:52,824 Sesame chicken? 419 00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:55,628 - Yeah. - Shun Lee? 420 00:19:56,829 --> 00:19:59,165 - Yeah. - Cool. It's a good spot. 421 00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:03,303 Oh, look, little dog. (CHUCKLES) 422 00:20:03,304 --> 00:20:04,936 Lots of little things. 423 00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:06,155 - Are you hungry? - MONSTER: No. 424 00:20:06,156 --> 00:20:07,374 MAN 2: Well, you're right. 425 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,275 I already ate. 426 00:20:09,276 --> 00:20:10,942 So you don't want any sesame chicken? 427 00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:13,112 If I wanted sesame chicken, I'd eat some sesame chicken. 428 00:20:13,113 --> 00:20:14,414 That's odd, 'cause you keep looking 429 00:20:14,415 --> 00:20:15,614 at the sesame chicken. 430 00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:17,399 I don't keep looking at the sesame chicken. 431 00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:19,185 You keep looking at the sesame chicken. 432 00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:24,290 - Let me just make you a plate. - I don't want a plate. 433 00:20:24,291 --> 00:20:25,992 - I ordered too much, anyway. - Sure, give me the extra food. 434 00:20:25,993 --> 00:20:27,376 - Let me just make you a plate. - Dying to feed me... 435 00:20:27,377 --> 00:20:28,386 - Take some chicken, and... - ...your sesame chicken. 436 00:20:28,387 --> 00:20:29,396 - let's stop talking about it. - Just give it to me. 437 00:20:29,397 --> 00:20:31,864 Just hand it to me! Mmm. 438 00:20:31,865 --> 00:20:33,031 Mmm. 439 00:20:33,032 --> 00:20:34,934 MAN 2: From the very first moment I saw you... 440 00:20:34,935 --> 00:20:36,969 (MONSTER BREATHING HEAVILY) 441 00:20:36,970 --> 00:20:38,438 (GROWLS) 442 00:20:39,406 --> 00:20:40,406 Ha! 443 00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:43,676 Can you order some more? 444 00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,679 (MAN 3 SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON TV) 445 00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:47,680 MONSTER: Mmm. 446 00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:52,719 The ratio of pork to dough 447 00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:54,152 is a little off. 448 00:20:54,153 --> 00:20:56,555 But I like the taste, generally. 449 00:20:56,556 --> 00:20:58,391 - You're dripping on yourself. - MONSTER: Oh. 450 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:01,528 Look at that. Oops! 451 00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:04,363 Oh, what? Wait. 452 00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:06,333 - (MAN ON TV GRUNTING) - (MONSTER CHUCKLES) 453 00:21:06,334 --> 00:21:08,700 This supposed to be a documentary? 454 00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:10,537 Well, clearly not. He's doing it all wrong. 455 00:21:10,538 --> 00:21:12,722 Strike down, not across. 456 00:21:12,723 --> 00:21:14,906 You're flailing, man. 457 00:21:14,907 --> 00:21:17,243 - (CHANNEL CHANGES) - Hey, I was watching that. 458 00:21:17,244 --> 00:21:20,746 Oh, my God! Best movie ever made. 459 00:21:20,747 --> 00:21:24,216 The music it... (SIGHS) always makes me wanna cry. 460 00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:27,035 - No. - Give it to me. 461 00:21:27,036 --> 00:21:28,219 - Give me that. - No! 462 00:21:28,220 --> 00:21:29,722 (GRUNTS) Give me the remote. 463 00:21:31,891 --> 00:21:33,860 - (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) - (MAN GROANING) 464 00:21:33,861 --> 00:21:35,527 (MONSTER LAUGHS) 465 00:21:35,528 --> 00:21:37,764 LAURA: Fine, I'm going to bed. 466 00:21:37,765 --> 00:21:39,030 MONSTER: Oh, come on. 467 00:21:39,031 --> 00:21:40,400 Just gonna give up that easily. 468 00:21:40,401 --> 00:21:42,068 - LAURA: Mmm-hmm. - Fine! 469 00:21:42,069 --> 00:21:43,470 (REMOTE CLICKS) 470 00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:45,237 (MONSTER SIGHS) 471 00:21:52,479 --> 00:21:53,745 They didn't have to go to all this trouble. 472 00:21:53,746 --> 00:21:55,214 A small wedding would have been all right. 473 00:21:55,215 --> 00:21:56,282 (LAURA SOBS) 474 00:21:58,618 --> 00:22:01,688 (SIGHS) They really don't make movies like this anymore. 475 00:22:01,689 --> 00:22:03,973 (SIGHS) Every time. (SNIFFLES) 476 00:22:03,974 --> 00:22:06,258 Every time, it makes me cry. 477 00:22:07,126 --> 00:22:08,194 (MONSTER SNIFFLES) 478 00:22:08,195 --> 00:22:09,462 (SOBS) 479 00:22:13,265 --> 00:22:14,265 (SNIFFLES) 480 00:22:16,436 --> 00:22:19,271 Yeah, I liked it. 481 00:22:21,307 --> 00:22:23,592 - Are you crying? - No. I'm not crying. 482 00:22:23,593 --> 00:22:25,877 - You're crying. - I know I'm crying. 483 00:22:25,878 --> 00:22:27,758 I mean, I'm obviously not crying. (VOICE BREAKS) 484 00:22:28,415 --> 00:22:29,615 Are you fucking blind? 485 00:22:29,616 --> 00:22:32,701 My eyes are dry and you're crying. 486 00:22:32,702 --> 00:22:35,788 (SOBS) The movie was just fine, okay? 487 00:22:35,789 --> 00:22:38,924 (CHUCKLES) You love musicals. 488 00:22:38,925 --> 00:22:40,627 - No, I don't. Stop. - (CHUCKLES) Yes, you do. 489 00:22:40,628 --> 00:22:43,046 - This is some bullshit! - (LAUGHING) 490 00:22:43,047 --> 00:22:45,465 (SOBS) I don't wanna feel this way. 491 00:22:45,466 --> 00:22:47,967 (PLEASANT MUSIC PLAYING) 492 00:22:47,968 --> 00:22:49,301 (LAURA HUMMING) 493 00:22:50,970 --> 00:22:52,805 (PAPERS RUSTLING) 494 00:23:01,548 --> 00:23:02,615 - (PLEASANT MUSIC STOPS) - (GASPS) Shit. 495 00:23:02,616 --> 00:23:03,682 - Hello. - (LAURA SIGHS) 496 00:23:03,683 --> 00:23:05,418 Don't sneak up on me like that. 497 00:23:05,419 --> 00:23:06,486 Come on, you're fine. 498 00:23:08,187 --> 00:23:09,187 You going somewhere? 499 00:23:09,989 --> 00:23:11,623 No. 500 00:23:11,624 --> 00:23:13,660 - MONSTER: Hmm. - (OBJECT CLATTERING) 501 00:23:14,561 --> 00:23:15,662 What are you reading? 502 00:23:17,964 --> 00:23:19,598 A script. 503 00:23:19,599 --> 00:23:22,434 Cool, who... who wrote it? 504 00:23:22,435 --> 00:23:25,271 This guy... friend... I know. 505 00:23:26,673 --> 00:23:29,141 Oh, a guy named Jacob Sullivan. 506 00:23:29,142 --> 00:23:31,611 (CLICKS TONGUE) Very interesting. 507 00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:35,882 Actually, yes, it is interesting 508 00:23:35,883 --> 00:23:39,818 because I am contemplating, 509 00:23:39,819 --> 00:23:44,223 maybe, showing up to the auditions today. 510 00:23:44,224 --> 00:23:46,357 - MONSTER: Oh! - Maybe. 511 00:23:46,358 --> 00:23:48,394 Is this the show you were telling me about? 512 00:23:48,395 --> 00:23:49,862 The one you developed with him? 513 00:23:49,863 --> 00:23:51,229 Yes. No! 514 00:23:51,230 --> 00:23:52,998 I did not develop it with him. 515 00:23:52,999 --> 00:23:55,901 I was just very helpful in the development process. 516 00:23:55,902 --> 00:23:58,771 Yeah, those two sentences mean the exact same thing. 517 00:23:58,772 --> 00:24:01,641 It'd probably be weird for me to just show up, right? 518 00:24:01,642 --> 00:24:03,875 I mean, what would I say to him? 519 00:24:03,876 --> 00:24:06,646 Like, "Oh, give me the role because you feel bad for me?" 520 00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:08,914 You could. 521 00:24:08,915 --> 00:24:10,582 Or I could threaten to eat him if that would help. 522 00:24:10,583 --> 00:24:12,251 I mean, I could eat him. It would literally take me, 523 00:24:12,252 --> 00:24:13,352 - like, two seconds. - (LAURA MUMBLES) 524 00:24:13,353 --> 00:24:14,586 He broke up with me. 525 00:24:14,587 --> 00:24:15,688 I mean, why would he... why would he want me 526 00:24:15,689 --> 00:24:17,490 in the show if he broke up with me. 527 00:24:17,491 --> 00:24:19,491 Uh, because you're good. 528 00:24:19,492 --> 00:24:21,560 Because it's your fucking part. 529 00:24:21,561 --> 00:24:23,629 (SIGHS) I don't even have an appointment. 530 00:24:23,630 --> 00:24:25,231 - They're not gonna let me in. - Okay. 531 00:24:25,232 --> 00:24:26,833 And I can't do a musical right now. 532 00:24:26,834 --> 00:24:28,333 Look at me. 533 00:24:28,334 --> 00:24:29,335 I just had surgery. 534 00:24:29,336 --> 00:24:32,203 - So? - So? 535 00:24:32,204 --> 00:24:34,073 - Look at me! - I'm looking at you. 536 00:24:34,074 --> 00:24:35,674 - Look! - Uh, from this angle 537 00:24:35,675 --> 00:24:37,677 I can see your back and your face simultaneously. 538 00:24:37,678 --> 00:24:39,112 That's how much I'm looking at you. 539 00:24:39,113 --> 00:24:40,547 - I'm a mess! - No, you're not. 540 00:24:40,548 --> 00:24:42,582 - I'm a disaster. - Ugh! 541 00:24:44,383 --> 00:24:45,968 (SIGHS) Okay. Don't go. 542 00:24:45,969 --> 00:24:47,553 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 543 00:24:47,554 --> 00:24:50,089 Hi, I am here for the audition. 544 00:24:50,090 --> 00:24:51,357 Yes, so is everyone. 545 00:24:51,991 --> 00:24:52,992 Right. (SIGHS) 546 00:24:53,626 --> 00:24:55,744 Bye, diva. What part are you reading for? 547 00:24:55,745 --> 00:24:58,155 - Uh, Laurie Francis. - SCOTTY: Okay. 548 00:24:58,156 --> 00:25:00,567 Uh, I actually don't have an appointment. 549 00:25:00,568 --> 00:25:02,701 (LIVELY PIANO MUSIC PLAYING) 550 00:25:02,702 --> 00:25:04,636 (GRUNTS) Um, you cannot audition 551 00:25:04,637 --> 00:25:06,188 - without an appointment. - I... I know. 552 00:25:06,189 --> 00:25:07,739 I... I just thought maybe you could. 553 00:25:07,740 --> 00:25:08,741 (CLICKS TONGUE) I know, I'm sorry you thought that, 554 00:25:08,742 --> 00:25:10,610 but I can't help you. I'm so sorry. 555 00:25:11,944 --> 00:25:12,979 Okay. 556 00:25:14,581 --> 00:25:15,915 Okay, thank you. 557 00:25:15,916 --> 00:25:16,915 Wait. 558 00:25:17,850 --> 00:25:19,451 Why do you look so familiar to me? 559 00:25:20,620 --> 00:25:23,389 Well, I... I actually played Laurie 560 00:25:23,390 --> 00:25:25,090 in a few of the workshops 561 00:25:25,091 --> 00:25:27,426 - in the out-of-town tryouts. - Oh, my God, right, yes. 562 00:25:27,427 --> 00:25:28,260 Yes. Oh, my God. I remember now. 563 00:25:28,261 --> 00:25:30,629 You were so good. 564 00:25:30,630 --> 00:25:31,497 - Why didn't they... - Thank you. 565 00:25:31,498 --> 00:25:33,064 ...just offer it to you. 566 00:25:33,065 --> 00:25:35,784 Aren't you and Jacob, like, dating? 567 00:25:35,785 --> 00:25:37,961 Oh, well, that... It was, um... 568 00:25:37,962 --> 00:25:40,138 - SCOTTY: Ooh! - Actually, we're... 569 00:25:40,139 --> 00:25:42,341 - It's a little bit... - You guys broke up. Got it. 570 00:25:42,342 --> 00:25:43,775 Say no more, okay. 571 00:25:43,776 --> 00:25:45,578 Um, here's what we're gonna do. 572 00:25:45,579 --> 00:25:46,579 We're gonna squeeze you in. 573 00:25:46,580 --> 00:25:48,347 Don't tell anyone. 574 00:25:48,348 --> 00:25:50,115 Just, um, take a seat 575 00:25:50,116 --> 00:25:52,251 and we'll call your name in a little bit, okay? 576 00:25:52,252 --> 00:25:53,484 Thank you so much. 577 00:25:53,485 --> 00:25:55,521 - That's so nice. - This business is hell. 578 00:25:55,522 --> 00:25:56,656 - (CHUCKLES) - (LAURA SIGHS) 579 00:25:57,690 --> 00:25:58,757 Oh, my! 580 00:25:58,758 --> 00:26:00,125 That's Jackie Dennon. 581 00:26:00,126 --> 00:26:02,326 - I love her. (CHUCKLES) - (WOMEN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 582 00:26:03,696 --> 00:26:06,032 Oh, my God! She's like... (SHRIEKS) 583 00:26:06,033 --> 00:26:07,466 Oh, my God. (SHRIEKS) 584 00:26:07,467 --> 00:26:09,118 Oh, my God. 585 00:26:09,119 --> 00:26:10,769 Jackie, hey. 586 00:26:10,770 --> 00:26:13,606 ELLYN: Oh, Scotty. You can cross Sarah Mann 587 00:26:13,607 --> 00:26:15,541 and Ari Grace off the list. 588 00:26:18,845 --> 00:26:22,514 Oh, is that a Ms. Jackie Dennon I see? 589 00:26:22,515 --> 00:26:24,683 (ELLYN AND JACKIE SHRIEKING) 590 00:26:24,684 --> 00:26:26,435 - (ELLYN LAUGHING) - JACKIE: Hi! Mmm. 591 00:26:26,436 --> 00:26:28,245 ELLYN: Oh, my goodness! I keep forgetting 592 00:26:28,246 --> 00:26:30,056 - how gorgeous you are. - Wait, look at you. 593 00:26:30,057 --> 00:26:31,357 - Oh, thank you. - What are you doing? 594 00:26:31,358 --> 00:26:32,659 Can I have the number of the doctor? 595 00:26:32,660 --> 00:26:34,125 - Oh, stop! - (SCOTTY LAUGHING) 596 00:26:34,126 --> 00:26:36,027 - (JACKIE MUMBLES) - I'm so glad you're here. 597 00:26:36,028 --> 00:26:38,064 - JACKIE: Yeah, yeah. - Scotty, who do I have next? 598 00:26:38,065 --> 00:26:40,532 Uh... Uh, you have, uh, Laura Franco. 599 00:26:41,500 --> 00:26:42,901 Okay, Laura, follow me. 600 00:26:42,902 --> 00:26:44,303 This one won't take long. 601 00:26:44,304 --> 00:26:45,371 Okay, yeah. No rush. 602 00:26:45,372 --> 00:26:46,605 - Bye. - Bye. 603 00:26:47,506 --> 00:26:48,907 Uh, come on, Lisa. 604 00:26:48,908 --> 00:26:50,292 MAN: (LAUGHING) Are you kidding me? 605 00:26:50,293 --> 00:26:51,677 I think about that all the time. 606 00:26:51,678 --> 00:26:54,613 ELLYN: We have Laura Franco stepping in. 607 00:27:00,086 --> 00:27:01,153 Oh, shit. 608 00:27:03,389 --> 00:27:04,724 - Hi. - JACOB: Laura. 609 00:27:05,557 --> 00:27:08,894 Wh... What are you doing here? 610 00:27:08,895 --> 00:27:10,797 Oh, I was... I was in the neighborhood. 611 00:27:11,597 --> 00:27:13,666 I thought I'd pop in. 612 00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:15,333 What a surprise. 613 00:27:15,334 --> 00:27:17,886 I'm... happy... to see you. 614 00:27:17,887 --> 00:27:20,439 Uh, you two know each other? 615 00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:21,440 - Yeah. - JACOB: No. 616 00:27:21,908 --> 00:27:22,708 Yes. 617 00:27:22,709 --> 00:27:23,842 - ELLYN: Oh. - I'm kidding. 618 00:27:23,843 --> 00:27:26,178 - (ALL LAUGHING) - That's funny. 619 00:27:26,179 --> 00:27:27,378 Yes. Okay. Great. 620 00:27:27,379 --> 00:27:28,547 - Yeah. - ELLYN: Um, okay. 621 00:27:28,548 --> 00:27:29,716 - Okay. - Well, we have, 622 00:27:29,717 --> 00:27:31,582 uh, Jacob Sullivan, 623 00:27:31,583 --> 00:27:33,419 our celebrated director and writer here, 624 00:27:33,420 --> 00:27:35,854 who you apparently already know. 625 00:27:35,855 --> 00:27:37,924 And a few members of our creative team. 626 00:27:37,925 --> 00:27:39,357 Okay? 627 00:27:39,358 --> 00:27:40,726 Nice to see you... Meet you. 628 00:27:40,727 --> 00:27:41,794 Yeah. Okay. Whenever you're ready. 629 00:27:41,795 --> 00:27:43,195 - LAURA: Okay. - Thanks. 630 00:27:43,196 --> 00:27:44,530 (EXHALES) 631 00:27:46,598 --> 00:27:48,634 (PLAYING PIANO) 632 00:27:49,601 --> 00:27:51,202 (CUE PLAYS, PIANO STOPS) 633 00:27:51,203 --> 00:27:53,205 Oh, that's, uh, that's it? Just two bars? 634 00:27:53,206 --> 00:27:54,639 Okay. Got it. Sorry. 635 00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:56,074 Let's do it, yeah. 636 00:27:57,176 --> 00:27:58,777 (LAURA EXHALES) 637 00:27:58,778 --> 00:28:00,378 (PIANO PLAYING) 638 00:28:00,379 --> 00:28:01,647 (PAPER BAG RUSTLING) 639 00:28:02,681 --> 00:28:03,849 (VOICE CRACKS) ♪ Hi ♪ 640 00:28:03,850 --> 00:28:05,985 ♪ Hello, lovely to meet ♪ 641 00:28:07,053 --> 00:28:08,955 ♪ You put up your feet ♪ 642 00:28:10,256 --> 00:28:11,657 ♪ Do you feel the heat? ♪ 643 00:28:12,892 --> 00:28:14,293 ♪ True, maybe that... ♪ 644 00:28:15,261 --> 00:28:16,928 Sorry, um... 645 00:28:16,929 --> 00:28:18,997 Uh, can I... I can do better than that. 646 00:28:18,998 --> 00:28:20,666 - (SOFTLY) That looks good. - LAURA: Can I... 647 00:28:20,667 --> 00:28:22,001 - take it one more time? - Mmm, yeah. 648 00:28:22,002 --> 00:28:23,869 (INHALES) ♪ Hi ♪ 649 00:28:23,870 --> 00:28:26,972 ♪ Hello, lovely to meet ♪ 650 00:28:26,973 --> 00:28:29,707 ♪ You put up your feet ♪ 651 00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:32,744 ♪ Do you feel the heat? ♪ 652 00:28:32,745 --> 00:28:34,746 ♪ True, maybe this isn't ♪ 653 00:28:34,747 --> 00:28:36,748 ♪ The right way ♪ 654 00:28:36,749 --> 00:28:39,501 ♪ But please spend the night ♪ 655 00:28:39,502 --> 00:28:42,254 ♪ Maybe we could find out ♪ 656 00:28:42,255 --> 00:28:43,654 (ELLYN SIGHS) 657 00:28:43,655 --> 00:28:45,340 ♪ And allay any doubt ♪ 658 00:28:45,341 --> 00:28:47,026 ♪ This is it ♪ 659 00:28:47,027 --> 00:28:48,393 (COUGHS) 660 00:28:48,394 --> 00:28:50,461 ♪ Enchanté ♪ 661 00:28:50,462 --> 00:28:53,031 Sorry. Okay. One more time. 662 00:28:53,032 --> 00:28:55,701 I promise. Maestro, from the top. 663 00:28:56,568 --> 00:28:58,704 - (EXHALES) - (PIANO PLAYING) 664 00:29:00,139 --> 00:29:01,606 I don't know what happened. 665 00:29:01,607 --> 00:29:04,042 I... I... I completely blacked out. 666 00:29:04,043 --> 00:29:06,879 My voice closed up and I was... I was doing 667 00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:09,048 this, like, weird thing with my hand. 668 00:29:09,049 --> 00:29:11,349 And... And... Oh, my God! 669 00:29:11,350 --> 00:29:13,518 Ugh! I probably looked like I had no idea 670 00:29:13,519 --> 00:29:15,721 - what I was doing. - MONSTER: Oh, give me a break. 671 00:29:15,722 --> 00:29:17,539 - You know what you're doing. - No. 672 00:29:17,540 --> 00:29:19,358 Clearly, I don't. 'Cause I just... 673 00:29:19,359 --> 00:29:21,226 I just messed it all up. 674 00:29:21,227 --> 00:29:23,762 I can't believe it. I failed. 675 00:29:25,832 --> 00:29:27,133 I failed. And now... 676 00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:29,568 And now my life is over. 677 00:29:30,702 --> 00:29:31,938 It's... It's done. 678 00:29:33,906 --> 00:29:35,641 But, whatever. 679 00:29:37,409 --> 00:29:39,812 'Cause I'm probably not really that talented anyway. 680 00:29:41,513 --> 00:29:43,382 Hey, you know who's super talented? 681 00:29:44,350 --> 00:29:45,617 Like a really good actor? 682 00:29:46,418 --> 00:29:47,419 (LAURA SIGHS) 683 00:29:47,420 --> 00:29:48,704 Who? 684 00:29:48,705 --> 00:29:49,989 Me! 685 00:29:51,357 --> 00:29:53,192 - (CHUCKLES) - LAURA: You're not an actor. 686 00:29:53,193 --> 00:29:54,826 - Yes, I am. - No, you're not. 687 00:29:54,827 --> 00:29:57,063 Yeah, I'll prove it to ya. I'll... I'll do a sonnet. 688 00:29:57,064 --> 00:29:58,496 - What? - Oh, no, no, no. 689 00:29:58,497 --> 00:30:00,849 I wanna. Uh, I wanna do something more modern, 690 00:30:00,850 --> 00:30:03,201 like some, uh, Eugene O'Neill, or Sam Shepard. 691 00:30:03,202 --> 00:30:05,353 - Uh, I'm not in the mood. - You're not in the mood 692 00:30:05,354 --> 00:30:07,506 for one of the great American playwrights? Okay. 693 00:30:08,374 --> 00:30:09,491 (BLOWS RASPBERRY) 694 00:30:09,492 --> 00:30:10,608 I can sing, too. 695 00:30:10,609 --> 00:30:12,510 - No, you can't. - Yes, I can. 696 00:30:12,511 --> 00:30:14,180 - No, you can't. - Five, six, seven... 697 00:30:15,747 --> 00:30:17,783 (GLOOMY MUSIC PLAYING) 698 00:30:20,452 --> 00:30:22,922 ♪♪ 699 00:30:23,589 --> 00:30:26,959 ♪ ♪ 700 00:30:30,696 --> 00:30:32,498 ♪♪ 701 00:30:33,799 --> 00:30:35,301 - (GLASS CRACKLING) - Good? 702 00:30:36,502 --> 00:30:37,503 Not terrible. 703 00:30:41,140 --> 00:30:42,307 Okay, here we go. 704 00:30:42,308 --> 00:30:43,892 How about Comedy of Errors? 705 00:30:43,893 --> 00:30:45,852 No, I don't do Shakespeare. 706 00:30:45,853 --> 00:30:47,813 What? Willy's the best. 707 00:30:48,747 --> 00:30:50,581 - Willy? - That's what I call him. 708 00:30:50,582 --> 00:30:53,601 Look, I... I'm just not that kind of actor. 709 00:30:53,602 --> 00:30:56,622 I mean, I love the plays. I studied them, 710 00:30:56,623 --> 00:30:58,056 but I just... I'm... 711 00:30:58,057 --> 00:31:01,159 I'm not classically trained or whatever. 712 00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:03,262 Well, you don't need to be classically trained 713 00:31:03,263 --> 00:31:05,063 to do this. 714 00:31:05,064 --> 00:31:06,581 There's no subtext in these plays. 715 00:31:06,582 --> 00:31:08,124 It's all just right there on the page. 716 00:31:08,125 --> 00:31:09,668 - Mmm-hmm. - You don't have to think. 717 00:31:09,669 --> 00:31:11,069 You just... 718 00:31:11,070 --> 00:31:12,638 feel your way through the words. 719 00:31:12,639 --> 00:31:14,272 LAURA: Really? 720 00:31:14,273 --> 00:31:16,040 Okay, Laurence Olivier. 721 00:31:16,041 --> 00:31:17,808 Show me how it's done. 722 00:31:17,809 --> 00:31:19,845 I will. Thank you for the floor. 723 00:31:20,546 --> 00:31:22,113 Oh, I know which one you should do. 724 00:31:22,114 --> 00:31:23,714 MONSTER: All right. (CLEARS THROAT) Whoo! 725 00:31:25,851 --> 00:31:26,852 Here. 726 00:31:27,619 --> 00:31:29,154 Okay, sure. Uh, give me some, 727 00:31:29,155 --> 00:31:31,156 uh, give me some context for that. 728 00:31:31,157 --> 00:31:33,159 Okay, SparkNotes. (CLICKS TONGUE) 729 00:31:34,826 --> 00:31:35,826 Uh... 730 00:31:37,029 --> 00:31:41,599 This is basically this guy 731 00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:44,436 telling this girl that he loves her, 732 00:31:44,437 --> 00:31:47,372 but it's confusing. 733 00:31:47,373 --> 00:31:49,374 There's too much stuff in the way. 734 00:31:49,375 --> 00:31:52,478 That's correct. That was a test and you passed. 735 00:31:52,479 --> 00:31:54,380 (SIGHS) Okay. 736 00:31:55,214 --> 00:31:57,183 (MUMBLING) 737 00:31:59,551 --> 00:32:01,920 - Yeah, great. - Well, don't you need 738 00:32:01,921 --> 00:32:04,222 - to look at it? - "Sweet mistress, 739 00:32:04,223 --> 00:32:06,525 "what your name is else, I know not, 740 00:32:06,526 --> 00:32:07,959 "nor by what wonder 741 00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:09,844 - "you do hit of mine." - (CHUCKLES) Why are you 742 00:32:09,845 --> 00:32:11,730 - talking like that? - Why are you laughing at me? 743 00:32:11,731 --> 00:32:13,631 - I'm projecting. - Okay. 744 00:32:13,632 --> 00:32:15,968 You don't need to do that. It's just you and me, 745 00:32:15,969 --> 00:32:18,503 speak like a regular person. 746 00:32:18,504 --> 00:32:20,072 - Oh, you know what I mean. - (CHUCKLES) Wow! 747 00:32:20,073 --> 00:32:21,306 You know what I mean. 748 00:32:21,307 --> 00:32:22,540 Okay, okay. Great, fine. 749 00:32:22,541 --> 00:32:24,476 Back to one. All right. Ooh! I'm nervous. 750 00:32:24,477 --> 00:32:26,545 (CHUCKLES) Okay. (CLEARS THROAT) 751 00:32:29,848 --> 00:32:31,649 "Sweet mistress, 752 00:32:31,650 --> 00:32:34,586 "what your name is else, I know not, 753 00:32:34,587 --> 00:32:37,522 "Nor by what wonder you do hit of mine, 754 00:32:37,523 --> 00:32:39,525 "Less in your knowledge and your grace you show not, 755 00:32:39,526 --> 00:32:41,093 "Than our earth's wonder; 756 00:32:43,029 --> 00:32:46,431 "more than earth divine. 757 00:32:46,432 --> 00:32:50,902 "Teach me, dear creature, how to think and speak: 758 00:32:52,071 --> 00:32:55,006 "Lay open to my earthly-gross conceit; 759 00:32:55,007 --> 00:32:58,860 "Smother'd in errors, feeble, shallow, weak, 760 00:32:58,861 --> 00:33:02,714 "The folded meaning of your words' deceit." 761 00:33:02,715 --> 00:33:04,950 (SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) 762 00:33:14,793 --> 00:33:19,331 "Are you a god? would you create me new? 763 00:33:21,333 --> 00:33:23,802 "Transform me then, and to your power I'll yield. 764 00:33:25,804 --> 00:33:32,711 "Sing, siren, for thyself and I will dote: 765 00:33:34,613 --> 00:33:37,649 "Spread o'er the silver waves thy golden hairs, 766 00:33:39,318 --> 00:33:42,788 "And as a bed I'll take thee and there lie; 767 00:33:45,424 --> 00:33:47,792 "And, in that glorious supposition think 768 00:33:47,793 --> 00:33:51,663 "He gains by death that hath such means to die: 769 00:33:53,932 --> 00:33:58,470 "Let Love, being light, 770 00:34:00,539 --> 00:34:02,574 "be drowned if she sink!" 771 00:34:09,548 --> 00:34:10,649 (READING GLASSES THUD) 772 00:34:12,984 --> 00:34:13,984 That was good. 773 00:34:14,886 --> 00:34:15,886 Thanks. 774 00:34:20,959 --> 00:34:22,460 Ah. (GRUNTS) 775 00:34:22,461 --> 00:34:24,430 (CELL PHONE VIBRATING) 776 00:34:26,365 --> 00:34:27,598 Shit, it's Jacob. 777 00:34:27,599 --> 00:34:28,667 Tell him to go fuck himself, we're acting. 778 00:34:28,668 --> 00:34:30,168 What? No. I should. 779 00:34:30,169 --> 00:34:31,437 Well, tell him he's a limp dick, 780 00:34:31,438 --> 00:34:32,970 - fuck face. - Monster. 781 00:34:32,971 --> 00:34:34,640 - I should take this. - Come on. No, no, no. 782 00:34:34,641 --> 00:34:36,492 Tell him his play is problematic 783 00:34:36,493 --> 00:34:38,344 and riddled with clichés. Hey! 784 00:34:39,678 --> 00:34:41,729 - Jacob? Hi! - JACOB: (OVER PHONE) Hi. 785 00:34:41,730 --> 00:34:43,781 - Hi! Oh, shit. - JACOB: Busy? 786 00:34:43,782 --> 00:34:45,716 - Hi! (CHUCKLES) - JACOB: Hi. 787 00:34:45,717 --> 00:34:47,218 - Hi. (LAUGHS) - JACOB: I... 788 00:34:47,219 --> 00:34:51,456 I wanted to call to check in about today. 789 00:34:51,457 --> 00:34:53,741 - That's... That's nice of you. - JACOB: But, um... 790 00:34:53,742 --> 00:34:56,052 (CLICKS TONGUE) I'm just gonna come out and say it. 791 00:34:56,053 --> 00:34:58,542 I know you really wanted to play Laurie Francis 792 00:34:58,543 --> 00:35:01,031 I really wanted you to play her too. 793 00:35:01,032 --> 00:35:04,136 - I mean, I wrote it... - I didn't get it, did I? 794 00:35:05,571 --> 00:35:06,571 I'm sorry. 795 00:35:07,873 --> 00:35:08,874 LAURA: Don't be. 796 00:35:11,543 --> 00:35:13,178 Um... 797 00:35:13,179 --> 00:35:15,347 So, um, so, who got the role? 798 00:35:15,348 --> 00:35:17,516 JACOB: Do you know who... 799 00:35:17,517 --> 00:35:19,551 Jackie Dennon... 800 00:35:20,852 --> 00:35:23,020 - is? - Yeah. 801 00:35:23,021 --> 00:35:24,822 Yeah, I know who she is. 802 00:35:24,823 --> 00:35:26,624 She's... She's good. 803 00:35:26,625 --> 00:35:28,659 JACOB: Yeah, she is. 804 00:35:28,660 --> 00:35:31,396 Uh, and she didn't audition, 805 00:35:31,397 --> 00:35:34,699 but Mazie's making a name for herself these days. 806 00:35:34,700 --> 00:35:37,085 So, I... Uh, we, the team offered her, 807 00:35:37,086 --> 00:35:39,471 uh, one of the supporting roles. 808 00:35:40,038 --> 00:35:41,038 Oh. 809 00:35:42,140 --> 00:35:43,575 Well, uh... 810 00:35:44,943 --> 00:35:47,077 I was thinking, 811 00:35:47,078 --> 00:35:50,198 uh, you know, you could understudy Jackie, 812 00:35:50,199 --> 00:35:53,319 since you know the role so well. 813 00:35:54,653 --> 00:35:56,053 - Oh. - I should add that 814 00:35:56,054 --> 00:35:58,457 the understudy would also be a part of the ensemble. 815 00:35:58,458 --> 00:35:59,557 Um... 816 00:35:59,558 --> 00:36:00,458 I know that's probably not 817 00:36:00,459 --> 00:36:01,592 something you're interested in. 818 00:36:01,593 --> 00:36:02,727 - But... - I'll do it. 819 00:36:03,729 --> 00:36:04,729 Yep. 820 00:36:06,565 --> 00:36:10,469 I'm... I'm so happy to hear that. 821 00:36:11,570 --> 00:36:12,570 Uh... 822 00:36:17,008 --> 00:36:18,109 I actually have to go. 823 00:36:18,977 --> 00:36:20,077 - Have a good one. - Yeah. 824 00:36:20,078 --> 00:36:21,246 - JACOB: I'll see you soon. - (HESITATES) 825 00:36:21,247 --> 00:36:23,048 - Yeah, see you soon. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 826 00:36:23,049 --> 00:36:24,883 - Bye, bye. - (LINE DISCONNECTS) 827 00:36:29,588 --> 00:36:32,089 MONSTER: "To bait fish withal: 828 00:36:32,090 --> 00:36:37,496 "if it will feed nothing else it will feed my revenge." 829 00:36:39,030 --> 00:36:40,270 (CELL PHONE CLATTERS ON COUNTER) 830 00:36:42,834 --> 00:36:44,169 (LAURA EXHALES) 831 00:36:45,136 --> 00:36:46,136 Hello? 832 00:36:48,374 --> 00:36:50,242 Mmm. What are you doing? 833 00:36:51,443 --> 00:36:52,511 Nothing. 834 00:36:55,146 --> 00:36:56,614 That pie is old. 835 00:36:56,615 --> 00:36:58,049 Still tastes pretty good to me. 836 00:36:59,318 --> 00:37:00,319 How'd the call go? 837 00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:03,454 What did old dumb-dumb have to say? 838 00:37:03,455 --> 00:37:05,295 - (FORK CLATTERS ON COUNTER) - (MONSTER SNIFFS) 839 00:37:06,725 --> 00:37:08,627 He gave the part to Jackie Dennon. 840 00:37:08,628 --> 00:37:10,027 Oh, fuck. She's good. 841 00:37:10,028 --> 00:37:12,598 - Just doesn't make any sense. - I watched that show. 842 00:37:12,599 --> 00:37:14,600 Did you see the finale last year? 843 00:37:15,166 --> 00:37:16,568 When she... 844 00:37:17,703 --> 00:37:19,204 I get emotional just thinking about it. 845 00:37:19,205 --> 00:37:20,438 He hates famous people. 846 00:37:20,439 --> 00:37:22,274 Yeah, she's also very talented. 847 00:37:22,275 --> 00:37:23,841 LAURA: Oh, my God! 848 00:37:23,842 --> 00:37:25,010 - Oh! - MONSTER: Are you okay? 849 00:37:25,011 --> 00:37:26,445 I just... I feel... 850 00:37:28,347 --> 00:37:29,681 Uh, I feel... I... (SIGHS) 851 00:37:31,750 --> 00:37:32,851 - MONSTER: What... you feel... - Uh. 852 00:37:32,852 --> 00:37:34,353 I don't... I... I don't know. 853 00:37:34,354 --> 00:37:35,553 This doesn't feel good. 854 00:37:35,554 --> 00:37:36,704 Yeah, you look a little sweaty, too. 855 00:37:36,705 --> 00:37:37,855 - Are you gonna throw up? - Ah, yeah. 856 00:37:37,856 --> 00:37:39,625 - MONSTER: Yeah. - Yeah, I really feel that. 857 00:37:39,626 --> 00:37:42,093 - MONSTER: Okay. - So stupid. 858 00:37:43,829 --> 00:37:45,163 - What are you doing? - (MONSTER INHALES) 859 00:37:45,164 --> 00:37:47,148 - LAURA: No, no, no! - (SHATTERING) 860 00:37:47,149 --> 00:37:49,134 - Those are my mother's. - Even better. 861 00:37:49,135 --> 00:37:50,836 Monster, don't! 862 00:37:50,837 --> 00:37:52,487 (SHATTERING) 863 00:37:52,488 --> 00:37:54,138 (MONSTER LAUGHS) 864 00:37:54,139 --> 00:37:56,241 - What is wrong with you? - Your turn. 865 00:37:56,942 --> 00:37:58,444 Laura, try one. 866 00:38:00,278 --> 00:38:02,213 Trust me. You'll feel better. 867 00:38:02,214 --> 00:38:03,715 Stop holding it in. 868 00:38:04,783 --> 00:38:05,783 Do it. 869 00:38:07,353 --> 00:38:08,720 Come on! Come on! 870 00:38:09,955 --> 00:38:13,223 Yeah! How'd that feel? 871 00:38:13,224 --> 00:38:14,826 - Actually felt good. - Feels pretty good, huh? 872 00:38:14,827 --> 00:38:16,227 - LAURA: Yeah. - Here do another one. 873 00:38:16,228 --> 00:38:17,829 Give me another one. Okay. 874 00:38:19,030 --> 00:38:20,732 MONSTER: Oh, yeah! 875 00:38:21,567 --> 00:38:23,568 - (BOTH LAUGHING) - Oh, my God! 876 00:38:23,569 --> 00:38:25,571 MONSTER: Look at you being bad. 877 00:38:25,572 --> 00:38:26,737 (GROWLS) 878 00:38:26,738 --> 00:38:29,007 - You're in trouble. - Whoa! Shit. 879 00:38:29,008 --> 00:38:30,274 Oh, it's on now. 880 00:38:30,275 --> 00:38:32,711 - (MONSTER GRUNTS) - (LAURA YELLS, LAUGHS) 881 00:38:32,712 --> 00:38:34,746 No, no, no. This is my side. 882 00:38:34,747 --> 00:38:35,747 Take the other side. 883 00:38:36,281 --> 00:38:37,349 (GASPS) 884 00:38:38,384 --> 00:38:40,635 (MONSTER YELLING INDISTINCTLY) 885 00:38:40,636 --> 00:38:42,887 (BOTH SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) 886 00:38:42,888 --> 00:38:44,756 - (LAURA LAUGHING) - (MONSTER GRUNTING) 887 00:38:46,658 --> 00:38:48,760 - (BOTH SIGHING) - You're a mess. 888 00:38:49,327 --> 00:38:50,762 You're a mess. 889 00:38:53,632 --> 00:38:55,534 Two weeks have gone by fast. 890 00:38:57,469 --> 00:38:59,638 Really? Been two weeks? 891 00:39:00,839 --> 00:39:01,839 Yep. 892 00:39:03,609 --> 00:39:07,212 I guess, uh, that's my time. 893 00:39:08,914 --> 00:39:11,783 I should... get out. 894 00:39:12,784 --> 00:39:14,619 - Pack my shit. - Yeah, yeah. 895 00:39:14,620 --> 00:39:15,953 - I remember it all. - Hit the pavement. 896 00:39:15,954 --> 00:39:17,287 I remember those things that I said. 897 00:39:18,089 --> 00:39:19,391 Thank you for reminding me. 898 00:39:19,392 --> 00:39:21,527 Uh-huh. So... 899 00:39:23,495 --> 00:39:25,464 - I better get on that. - Yep. 900 00:39:28,366 --> 00:39:30,335 (SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) 901 00:39:31,202 --> 00:39:32,202 Stay. 902 00:39:36,508 --> 00:39:38,577 I mean, only, only if you want to. 903 00:39:43,148 --> 00:39:44,349 Okay. 904 00:39:52,223 --> 00:39:53,024 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 905 00:39:53,025 --> 00:39:54,560 (MAN GRUNTING) 906 00:39:56,995 --> 00:39:57,995 (WOMAN COUGHS) 907 00:40:09,475 --> 00:40:11,008 (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING) 908 00:40:11,009 --> 00:40:13,479 I'm sorry. I just... Is anybody sitting here? 909 00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:14,712 Yeah. No! No! 910 00:40:14,713 --> 00:40:15,980 - I mean, no! Uh... - Yes? 911 00:40:15,981 --> 00:40:18,550 - That's you. You are. - Oh, okay. Great. 912 00:40:18,551 --> 00:40:19,785 That's who's sitting there. 913 00:40:20,852 --> 00:40:22,153 - Hi, I'm Jackie. - I'm Laurie. 914 00:40:22,154 --> 00:40:23,153 - Oh! - Oh, sorry. 915 00:40:23,154 --> 00:40:25,956 - (BOTH CHUCKLING) - Uh, I'm... I'm Laura. 916 00:40:25,957 --> 00:40:27,025 - Not Laurie. You're Laurie. - JACKIE: Nice to meet you. 917 00:40:27,026 --> 00:40:28,560 - It's so nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 918 00:40:28,561 --> 00:40:29,694 I know who you are. 919 00:40:29,695 --> 00:40:30,861 (SIGHS) Can I ask you a question? 920 00:40:30,862 --> 00:40:33,298 - Uh, yeah. - Does my hair look insane? 921 00:40:33,299 --> 00:40:34,800 It's like so windy outside. 922 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:36,901 Um, yeah. 923 00:40:36,902 --> 00:40:38,569 - JACKIE: It does? - It looks insane. 924 00:40:38,570 --> 00:40:40,238 - Oh, no. It does? - Insanely good. 925 00:40:40,606 --> 00:40:42,072 Oh. (CHUCKLES) 926 00:40:42,073 --> 00:40:43,475 - (LAURA CHUCKLES) - JACKIE: That's funny. 927 00:40:43,476 --> 00:40:44,909 You look flawless. 928 00:40:44,910 --> 00:40:45,877 - (CLEARS THROAT) - MAZIE: Shabbat Shalom, 929 00:40:45,878 --> 00:40:46,744 fuckers! 930 00:40:46,745 --> 00:40:48,646 - LAURA: Hey. - Hi. 931 00:40:48,647 --> 00:40:50,448 - I texted you. - Sorry. 932 00:40:51,550 --> 00:40:53,752 Look, it's famed director Jacob Sullivan. 933 00:40:54,085 --> 00:40:55,754 Gonna behave yourself today, Mazie? 934 00:40:56,021 --> 00:40:57,021 MAZIE: Are you? 935 00:40:58,624 --> 00:40:59,825 Hi, Laura. 936 00:41:00,458 --> 00:41:02,260 - Hey. - JACKIE: Hi. (CHUCKLES) 937 00:41:02,261 --> 00:41:03,728 DON: Don McBride. 938 00:41:03,729 --> 00:41:05,564 Stage Manager. I'll be managing... 939 00:41:05,565 --> 00:41:06,897 You know what I'm managing. 940 00:41:06,898 --> 00:41:08,900 - Reading starts in five... - (JACOB CLEARS THROAT) 941 00:41:08,901 --> 00:41:10,569 Five, five! 942 00:41:13,304 --> 00:41:15,406 "We cannot all succeed, 943 00:41:17,442 --> 00:41:19,410 "when half of us are held back." 944 00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:23,582 Malala Yousafzai. 945 00:41:25,651 --> 00:41:27,252 Thought I'd start with a quote. 946 00:41:27,253 --> 00:41:29,804 (PEN THUDS ON SCRIPT) 947 00:41:29,805 --> 00:41:32,356 Hello and welcome to the 948 00:41:32,357 --> 00:41:34,392 first rehearsal of House of Good Women. 949 00:41:34,393 --> 00:41:36,361 (ALL APPLAUDING) 950 00:41:39,430 --> 00:41:45,370 This piece, as stated in the title is, um, 951 00:41:46,437 --> 00:41:49,123 a love letter to women. 952 00:41:49,124 --> 00:41:51,809 It's an acknowledgement. 953 00:41:51,810 --> 00:41:56,081 An acknowledgement of the terrible burden 954 00:41:56,082 --> 00:41:57,983 that society places on women. 955 00:41:58,483 --> 00:41:59,484 And a... 956 00:42:00,351 --> 00:42:03,689 tribute to the strength, 957 00:42:05,523 --> 00:42:06,625 and the courage 958 00:42:07,993 --> 00:42:13,798 that women use to overcome that oppression. 959 00:42:13,799 --> 00:42:16,602 But, uh, before we get started on the read-through, 960 00:42:16,603 --> 00:42:20,004 I want to introduce our leading lady. 961 00:42:20,005 --> 00:42:26,812 The incandescent, the brilliant Jackie Dennon, 962 00:42:26,813 --> 00:42:28,847 - as Laurie Francis. - (ALL APPLAUDING) 963 00:42:28,848 --> 00:42:31,149 Thank you, Jackie, for being here. 964 00:42:31,150 --> 00:42:32,918 (CAST CHEERING) 965 00:42:52,604 --> 00:42:53,772 - All right. - (DOCTOR LOVE PLAYING) 966 00:42:53,773 --> 00:42:55,172 ♪♪ 967 00:42:55,173 --> 00:42:56,573 (INAUDIBLE) 968 00:42:56,574 --> 00:42:59,010 ♪ Any kind of lovesick blues ♪ 969 00:43:00,578 --> 00:43:03,513 ♪ Don't see just any doctor ♪ 970 00:43:03,514 --> 00:43:05,250 ♪ Here is the one to choose ♪ 971 00:43:06,251 --> 00:43:07,418 ♪♪ 972 00:43:08,586 --> 00:43:09,654 ♪ I can give you... ♪ 973 00:43:09,655 --> 00:43:11,957 You haven't followed our rules, Laurie. 974 00:43:11,958 --> 00:43:13,557 I know, Headmaster. 975 00:43:13,558 --> 00:43:15,293 WILL: There are certain... 976 00:43:15,294 --> 00:43:17,128 ways to behave. 977 00:43:17,129 --> 00:43:19,030 ♪♪ 978 00:43:21,733 --> 00:43:23,468 ♪ That you can think of ♪ 979 00:43:24,569 --> 00:43:26,303 ♪ I'm Doctor Love ♪ 980 00:43:26,304 --> 00:43:27,304 ♪ He's Doctor Love ♪ 981 00:43:28,874 --> 00:43:30,875 JACOB: Wonderful. Thank you all so much. 982 00:43:30,876 --> 00:43:33,344 Don't forget to send your, uh, conflict dates 983 00:43:33,345 --> 00:43:35,312 to Don. 984 00:43:35,313 --> 00:43:37,047 Oh, and more importantly, 985 00:43:37,048 --> 00:43:38,850 the theater is having a Halloween party here 986 00:43:38,851 --> 00:43:41,752 on Saturday, and we're all invited. 987 00:43:41,753 --> 00:43:44,355 ACTOR 1: Oh, yay! WILL: Ooh, fun. Cast bonding. 988 00:43:44,356 --> 00:43:46,607 Hey, uh, I'll meet you outside. 989 00:43:46,608 --> 00:43:48,860 I can bring, like, 10, 20 people. 990 00:43:48,861 --> 00:43:50,527 What? 991 00:43:50,528 --> 00:43:51,888 WILL: Hey, it's a masterpiece, bro. 992 00:43:54,199 --> 00:43:55,866 - Hey. - Hey. 993 00:43:55,867 --> 00:43:58,118 - Uh, your first table read. - Yeah. (CHUCKLES) 994 00:43:58,119 --> 00:44:00,371 - How do you feel? - Thanks. Yeah, it's surreal. 995 00:44:00,372 --> 00:44:02,039 You're doing great, already. 996 00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:04,342 - Not that I need to tell you. - Oh, thank you. 997 00:44:04,343 --> 00:44:06,677 - Um... - Um, hey, I was... 998 00:44:06,678 --> 00:44:08,513 I was hoping we'd find a chance to... 999 00:44:08,514 --> 00:44:09,579 JACKIE: Hey, Jacob. 1000 00:44:09,580 --> 00:44:10,781 - Oh, sorry. - No, no, no. 1001 00:44:10,782 --> 00:44:12,249 - I didn't mean to interrupt. - You're okay. 1002 00:44:12,250 --> 00:44:14,195 Just wondering if I could snag you for a quick second. 1003 00:44:14,219 --> 00:44:15,519 Uh, yeah. Sorry. 1004 00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:16,821 - Being snagged. - LAURA: Yeah, yeah. 1005 00:44:16,822 --> 00:44:18,123 Uh, but maybe we can talk on Saturday? 1006 00:44:18,124 --> 00:44:19,256 You gonna go? 1007 00:44:19,257 --> 00:44:21,792 Maybe we'll be there, maybe we won't. 1008 00:44:21,793 --> 00:44:23,862 Hey, Don, we're gonna steal some costumes. 1009 00:44:23,863 --> 00:44:25,463 - Not allowed. - MAZIE: Yes, we are. 1010 00:44:25,464 --> 00:44:27,031 - (HANGERS CLATTERING) - Wait, 1011 00:44:27,032 --> 00:44:29,400 what were you last year for Halloween again? 1012 00:44:29,401 --> 00:44:30,701 LAURA: Eleanor Roosevelt. 1013 00:44:30,702 --> 00:44:32,870 Oof! And the year before that? 1014 00:44:32,871 --> 00:44:35,106 LAURA: Abraham Lincoln. MAZIE: Ugh! God, Laura. 1015 00:44:36,908 --> 00:44:38,943 (GASPS) Ooh, I think you should bring a date. 1016 00:44:38,944 --> 00:44:40,979 LAURA: No, I don't think I'm ready for that. 1017 00:44:40,980 --> 00:44:42,980 MAZIE: Yeah, well, I'm bringing one. 1018 00:44:42,981 --> 00:44:45,383 He's this weird guy that I met at karate last week. 1019 00:44:45,384 --> 00:44:48,653 He's, kind of, like, stressed, but I like it. 1020 00:44:52,858 --> 00:44:54,559 - What do you think? - Oh, my God. No. 1021 00:44:54,560 --> 00:44:55,793 What? 1022 00:44:55,794 --> 00:44:56,995 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 1023 00:45:01,099 --> 00:45:02,266 (LAURA SIGHS) 1024 00:45:02,267 --> 00:45:03,668 No solicitations please. 1025 00:45:04,369 --> 00:45:05,670 Ha, ha, very funny. 1026 00:45:09,307 --> 00:45:10,307 What's happening? 1027 00:45:11,042 --> 00:45:12,042 Um... 1028 00:45:13,678 --> 00:45:15,813 You got any plans tonight? 1029 00:45:15,814 --> 00:45:17,682 (CLICKS TONGUE) Wouldn't you like to know? 1030 00:45:18,984 --> 00:45:20,786 (CLEARS THROAT) No, I have no plans. 1031 00:45:20,787 --> 00:45:22,019 - What's up? - Well... 1032 00:45:22,020 --> 00:45:24,790 There's this Halloween party at the theatre. 1033 00:45:24,791 --> 00:45:26,858 - MONSTER: Hmm. - And I was thinking... 1034 00:45:29,227 --> 00:45:31,329 Since you're already dressed for the occasion, 1035 00:45:31,330 --> 00:45:32,998 that maybe you'd like to come with me. 1036 00:45:32,999 --> 00:45:35,133 Are you asking me out on a date? 1037 00:45:35,134 --> 00:45:36,133 No. 1038 00:45:37,235 --> 00:45:38,235 No. 1039 00:45:40,071 --> 00:45:41,471 Well, I'm not gonna leave the house. 1040 00:45:42,140 --> 00:45:43,307 Why not? 1041 00:45:43,308 --> 00:45:45,593 Because I'm a monster, for one thing, and also, 1042 00:45:45,594 --> 00:45:47,879 I don't wanna hang out with your ex-boyfriend 1043 00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:49,263 and a bunch of musical theatre dorks. 1044 00:45:49,264 --> 00:45:50,648 Well, I'm a musical theatre dork. 1045 00:45:50,649 --> 00:45:52,300 Why don't you just stay here? 1046 00:45:52,301 --> 00:45:53,951 - (SIGHS) - It'll be fun. 1047 00:45:53,952 --> 00:45:55,186 We can fuck around with trick-o-treaters 1048 00:45:55,187 --> 00:45:56,186 all night. 1049 00:45:56,187 --> 00:45:58,572 Well, our whole cast is going so... 1050 00:45:58,573 --> 00:46:00,958 - Oh, well, in that case. - Please. 1051 00:46:00,959 --> 00:46:02,626 Limp dick, fuck face has enough friends. 1052 00:46:02,627 --> 00:46:04,963 - Stop calling him that. - What are you gonna do? 1053 00:46:04,964 --> 00:46:05,897 Kiss his ass all night and then come home 1054 00:46:05,898 --> 00:46:07,464 and throw a pity party for yourself? 1055 00:46:07,465 --> 00:46:09,734 I'm not gonna come home and throw myself a pity party. 1056 00:46:09,735 --> 00:46:10,735 Yeah, right. 1057 00:46:11,870 --> 00:46:13,404 - Please. - I said no. 1058 00:46:14,906 --> 00:46:16,090 - Fine! - Fine. 1059 00:46:16,091 --> 00:46:17,274 - Fine. - Fine! 1060 00:46:17,275 --> 00:46:19,777 - I'll go alone. - Yeah, you do that. 1061 00:46:21,246 --> 00:46:23,581 Well, you can... Can you get out of my room? 1062 00:46:23,582 --> 00:46:24,749 'Cause I need to change. 1063 00:46:25,884 --> 00:46:28,920 I was gonna make a salad anyway. 1064 00:46:44,469 --> 00:46:46,437 (GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING) 1065 00:47:06,324 --> 00:47:07,492 Hi. 1066 00:47:08,393 --> 00:47:09,393 Hi. 1067 00:47:12,898 --> 00:47:14,299 You look, um... 1068 00:47:15,766 --> 00:47:17,467 What? 1069 00:47:17,468 --> 00:47:18,803 - Is it too much? - No. 1070 00:47:21,406 --> 00:47:22,406 You look nice. 1071 00:47:26,978 --> 00:47:27,978 Thank you. 1072 00:47:31,682 --> 00:47:33,851 - Um, you know you could... - MONSTER: Hmm? 1073 00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:37,022 - ...still. - MONSTER: I should probably... 1074 00:47:39,190 --> 00:47:41,759 - Probably just... - Yeah, right. 1075 00:47:41,760 --> 00:47:44,996 Uh, well, have a good night. 1076 00:47:50,835 --> 00:47:54,205 (DOOR OPENS, CLOSES) 1077 00:47:55,106 --> 00:47:58,543 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 1078 00:48:08,486 --> 00:48:09,486 DON: Laura. 1079 00:48:10,388 --> 00:48:12,256 Merry Christmas! 1080 00:48:12,257 --> 00:48:14,592 - Yeah. (CHUCKLES) - DON: That's just a joke. 1081 00:48:14,593 --> 00:48:17,211 Happy Halloween. (CHUCKLES) 1082 00:48:17,212 --> 00:48:19,830 - It's Don. - Yeah, I know. 1083 00:48:20,631 --> 00:48:21,999 You look great, Don. 1084 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:23,501 I really... I really like your costume. 1085 00:48:23,502 --> 00:48:24,969 - Really? - Yeah. 1086 00:48:24,970 --> 00:48:26,437 - Yeah? - Uh... 1087 00:48:27,405 --> 00:48:29,206 Yeah. 1088 00:48:29,207 --> 00:48:31,308 Good costume to you, too. 1089 00:48:31,309 --> 00:48:32,777 She doesn't wanna talk to you, Don. 1090 00:48:34,812 --> 00:48:35,913 Excuse me. 1091 00:48:43,888 --> 00:48:44,889 Laura. 1092 00:48:46,357 --> 00:48:47,857 Wow. 1093 00:48:47,858 --> 00:48:50,528 Wow, to you too, my liege. 1094 00:48:51,762 --> 00:48:52,762 You look great. 1095 00:48:54,199 --> 00:48:56,066 - Hi! - Jackie. 1096 00:48:56,067 --> 00:48:58,970 Wow, your costume is lit. 1097 00:48:58,971 --> 00:49:01,238 (ALL LAUGHING) 1098 00:49:01,239 --> 00:49:03,173 You look so beautiful. 1099 00:49:03,174 --> 00:49:04,894 - You really do. - LAURA: Oh, oh. Thank you. 1100 00:49:07,678 --> 00:49:09,813 - So do you. - Oh, thanks. 1101 00:49:09,814 --> 00:49:11,949 Equally, equally as beautiful. 1102 00:49:14,719 --> 00:49:16,586 Um... Should we... 1103 00:49:16,587 --> 00:49:17,922 Do you guys want a drink? I'll get us drinks. 1104 00:49:17,923 --> 00:49:19,006 - You get a beer. - (JACOB CHUCKLES) 1105 00:49:19,007 --> 00:49:20,091 You get a beer. I'll be right back. 1106 00:49:20,092 --> 00:49:22,826 - Okay. - Thank you. 1107 00:49:22,827 --> 00:49:25,763 Well, you two seem like you're friends now. 1108 00:49:25,764 --> 00:49:27,597 - That's great. - Yeah, we actually, 1109 00:49:27,598 --> 00:49:30,501 we grabbed a bite before, uh, before the party. 1110 00:49:30,502 --> 00:49:32,702 A bite? Oh, fun. 1111 00:49:32,703 --> 00:49:36,074 Yeah, yeah. I... I like her. 1112 00:49:38,476 --> 00:49:40,844 Um, I did... I did wanna say 1113 00:49:40,845 --> 00:49:42,946 - to you... - JACKIE: Okay, guys. 1114 00:49:42,947 --> 00:49:44,765 - Two beers for new pals. - Oh, awesome. 1115 00:49:44,766 --> 00:49:46,583 - Cheers. - JACKIE: Happy Halloween. 1116 00:49:46,584 --> 00:49:48,419 JACOB: Happy Halloween. LAURA: Happy, happy, happy. 1117 00:49:48,420 --> 00:49:50,054 (JACOB CHUCKLES) 1118 00:49:50,055 --> 00:49:51,856 - (PEOPLE CHEERING) - (DOO-WOP SONG PLAYING) 1119 00:49:51,857 --> 00:49:53,157 ♪♪ 1120 00:49:53,158 --> 00:49:54,591 CHORUS: ♪ Who are you? ♪ 1121 00:49:54,592 --> 00:49:56,276 MAN: ♪ I am the voodoo man ♪ 1122 00:49:56,277 --> 00:49:57,961 CHORUS: ♪ Who are you? ♪ 1123 00:49:57,962 --> 00:49:59,263 MAN: ♪ I am the voodoo man ♪ 1124 00:49:59,264 --> 00:50:01,332 ♪ I'm gonna cast A spell on you ♪ 1125 00:50:01,333 --> 00:50:04,468 ♪ Well, who am I? ♪ 1126 00:50:04,469 --> 00:50:07,471 CHORUS: ♪ The Voodoo man ♪ MAN: ♪ Well, who am I? ♪ 1127 00:50:07,472 --> 00:50:08,939 CHORUS: ♪ The Voodoo man ♪ MAN: ♪ Yes, who am I? ♪ 1128 00:50:08,940 --> 00:50:11,876 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION) 1129 00:50:11,877 --> 00:50:13,711 ♪♪ 1130 00:50:16,947 --> 00:50:19,550 ♪ And turn it To a head of you ♪ 1131 00:50:20,651 --> 00:50:22,986 ♪ Kiss your pretty lips ♪ 1132 00:50:22,987 --> 00:50:25,656 (MUFFLED) ♪ Then you'll know What I'm gonna do ♪ 1133 00:50:27,925 --> 00:50:29,860 (ROCK N' ROLL MUSIC PLAYING) 1134 00:50:45,376 --> 00:50:47,444 (JACKIE LAUGHING) 1135 00:50:47,445 --> 00:50:49,414 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 1136 00:51:16,874 --> 00:51:18,876 - You came. - I did. 1137 00:51:21,879 --> 00:51:23,213 What are you? 1138 00:51:23,214 --> 00:51:25,250 (CLICKS TONGUE) I'm a business monster. 1139 00:51:28,085 --> 00:51:29,086 Are you having fun? 1140 00:51:31,189 --> 00:51:33,023 I'm having a terrible time, actually. 1141 00:51:34,192 --> 00:51:36,194 Hmm. That's too bad. 1142 00:51:38,763 --> 00:51:41,599 Should we take it out on the dance floor? 1143 00:51:48,873 --> 00:51:50,741 (YOUR PRECIOUS LOVE PLAYING ON SPEAKERS) 1144 00:52:02,987 --> 00:52:04,721 ♪♪ 1145 00:52:04,722 --> 00:52:08,475 ♪ Every day There's something new ♪ 1146 00:52:08,476 --> 00:52:12,229 CHORUS: ♪ Ooh, ooh Ooh, baby ♪ 1147 00:52:12,230 --> 00:52:15,500 MAN: ♪ Honey To keep me loving you ♪ 1148 00:52:15,501 --> 00:52:19,436 ♪♪ 1149 00:52:19,437 --> 00:52:22,573 ♪ And with every Passing minute ♪ 1150 00:52:24,375 --> 00:52:30,648 ♪ Oh, baby So much joy wrapped up in it ♪ 1151 00:52:30,649 --> 00:52:32,349 TOGETHER: ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 1152 00:52:32,350 --> 00:52:37,522 ♪ Heaven must have Sent you from above ♪ 1153 00:52:37,523 --> 00:52:39,623 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 1154 00:52:39,624 --> 00:52:44,529 ♪ Heaven must have Sent your precious love ♪ 1155 00:52:45,896 --> 00:52:47,831 ♪♪ 1156 00:52:47,832 --> 00:52:53,537 WOMAN: ♪ And now, I've got a song to sing ♪ 1157 00:52:53,538 --> 00:52:59,610 ♪ Telling the world About the joy you bring ♪ 1158 00:53:02,079 --> 00:53:06,817 ♪ And you gave me A reason for living ♪ 1159 00:53:06,818 --> 00:53:08,953 ♪ And ooh, you taught me ♪ 1160 00:53:10,321 --> 00:53:13,357 ♪♪ 1161 00:53:13,358 --> 00:53:15,124 TOGETHER: ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 1162 00:53:15,125 --> 00:53:20,465 ♪ Heaven must have Sent you from above ♪ 1163 00:53:20,466 --> 00:53:21,998 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 1164 00:53:21,999 --> 00:53:27,838 ♪ Heaven must have Sent your precious love ♪ 1165 00:53:27,839 --> 00:53:29,839 WOMAN: ♪ Oh ♪ 1166 00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:32,876 MAN: ♪ To find A love like yours ♪ 1167 00:53:32,877 --> 00:53:35,912 ♪ Is rare these days ♪ 1168 00:53:35,913 --> 00:53:39,049 ♪ 'Cause you've shown me What happiness is ♪ 1169 00:53:39,050 --> 00:53:40,585 ♪ In so many ways ♪ 1170 00:53:40,586 --> 00:53:43,254 ♪ 1171 00:53:46,724 --> 00:53:50,294 ♪ Laughter in the eyes ♪ 1172 00:53:50,295 --> 00:53:54,831 ♪ Where tears used to be ♪ 1173 00:53:54,832 --> 00:53:56,534 MAN: ♪ What you've Given me... ♪ 1174 00:53:56,535 --> 00:53:57,668 Should we get out of here? 1175 00:54:00,070 --> 00:54:01,105 (JACKIE CHUCKLES) 1176 00:54:04,742 --> 00:54:07,377 Yeah, uh... 1177 00:54:07,378 --> 00:54:08,779 I'm just... I'm gonna use the bathroom. 1178 00:54:08,780 --> 00:54:10,180 I'll be right back. 1179 00:54:11,816 --> 00:54:13,317 (SONG ENDS) 1180 00:54:13,318 --> 00:54:15,353 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) 1181 00:54:38,075 --> 00:54:39,777 (JACOB BREATHING HEAVILY) 1182 00:54:48,386 --> 00:54:50,421 - Fuck, you're incredible. - (WOMAN CHUCKLES) 1183 00:54:50,422 --> 00:54:52,423 (JACOB AND WOMAN BREATHING HEAVILY) 1184 00:55:04,402 --> 00:55:05,436 Stay here. 1185 00:55:07,538 --> 00:55:09,474 (WOMAN BREATHING HEAVILY) 1186 00:55:14,111 --> 00:55:15,312 (OBJECTS THUD) 1187 00:55:17,081 --> 00:55:18,315 Hello? 1188 00:55:19,717 --> 00:55:21,786 - (INDISTINCT CREAKING) - JACOB: Is someone there? 1189 00:55:30,428 --> 00:55:32,363 - (MONSTER GROWLS) - (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 1190 00:55:33,598 --> 00:55:35,533 (FOOTSTEPS THUDDING) 1191 00:55:39,437 --> 00:55:40,405 - (TRAP DOOR CLANKS) - (JACOB YELLS) 1192 00:55:40,406 --> 00:55:42,440 (THUDS, YELLS) 1193 00:55:42,441 --> 00:55:44,475 (SCREAMING) 1194 00:55:50,247 --> 00:55:51,716 (SCREAMING FADES) 1195 00:55:54,419 --> 00:55:56,554 Of course. Of course, he wants to be with her. 1196 00:55:56,555 --> 00:55:58,388 I knew it. Of course he does. 1197 00:55:58,389 --> 00:56:00,357 (GASPS) Oh, my God! Do you think he saw us? 1198 00:56:00,358 --> 00:56:02,326 Do you think he saw me? Do you think he saw us? 1199 00:56:02,327 --> 00:56:03,794 Who cares if he saw us? 1200 00:56:06,697 --> 00:56:07,732 I feel bad. 1201 00:56:09,033 --> 00:56:10,133 (SIGHS) I feel so bad. 1202 00:56:10,134 --> 00:56:11,836 - I feel really bad. - MONSTER: Stop feeling bad. 1203 00:56:11,837 --> 00:56:14,439 Why? Why did you have to hurt him like that? 1204 00:56:14,440 --> 00:56:15,573 Because he hurt you! 1205 00:56:17,475 --> 00:56:20,276 But, I... But I'm fine. 1206 00:56:20,277 --> 00:56:23,247 I'm okay. It's okay. I'm not an idiot. 1207 00:56:23,248 --> 00:56:25,181 She's famous. 1208 00:56:25,182 --> 00:56:28,351 She's more talented than me. She's more beautiful than me. 1209 00:56:28,352 --> 00:56:31,522 We're not together anymore. He doesn't owe me anything. 1210 00:56:31,523 --> 00:56:33,490 He doesn't owe me anything. 1211 00:56:33,491 --> 00:56:35,726 - LAURA: It's okay. - I disagree! 1212 00:56:35,727 --> 00:56:37,961 I think it's specifically not okay. 1213 00:56:37,962 --> 00:56:39,296 That prick broke up with you when you were 1214 00:56:39,297 --> 00:56:40,364 in the hospital, 1215 00:56:41,532 --> 00:56:44,168 - right after you had surgery. - Well... 1216 00:56:44,169 --> 00:56:46,387 He... He fucking abandoned you. 1217 00:56:46,388 --> 00:56:48,605 And he doesn't owe you anything? 1218 00:56:48,606 --> 00:56:51,108 What... What the hell are you actually talking about? 1219 00:56:51,109 --> 00:56:52,876 - Well, I'm talking about... - And the musical? 1220 00:56:52,877 --> 00:56:54,645 What about the musical? He wrote a role for you. 1221 00:56:54,646 --> 00:56:57,146 Yeah? He told you it was yours. 1222 00:56:57,147 --> 00:56:59,332 That he's gonna make all your dreams come true. 1223 00:56:59,333 --> 00:57:01,519 Is that what he said? And then a moment later, 1224 00:57:01,520 --> 00:57:03,688 it got kind of tough, huh? 1225 00:57:05,656 --> 00:57:07,357 And he took it all away from you. 1226 00:57:09,259 --> 00:57:11,529 You did what you always do here, Laura. 1227 00:57:11,530 --> 00:57:14,398 You supported. Yeah. Look at me. 1228 00:57:14,399 --> 00:57:15,600 You supported him, 1229 00:57:16,233 --> 00:57:17,801 you listened, 1230 00:57:17,802 --> 00:57:19,303 did whatever he needed, whenever he needed. 1231 00:57:19,304 --> 00:57:20,571 And what he did? 1232 00:57:22,607 --> 00:57:23,873 Huh? Taking it all away from you, 1233 00:57:23,874 --> 00:57:26,511 just to avoid facing you? That's not okay. 1234 00:57:26,512 --> 00:57:27,877 - But it is okay. - That's not okay. 1235 00:57:27,878 --> 00:57:30,347 - It has to be okay. - It doesn't have to be okay. 1236 00:57:30,348 --> 00:57:32,817 - Yes, it does. Yes, it does. - No, it doesn't. 1237 00:57:32,818 --> 00:57:33,817 It's not okay. 1238 00:57:39,189 --> 00:57:40,657 Laura, it's not okay. 1239 00:57:40,658 --> 00:57:41,992 (MELANCHOLIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1240 00:57:41,993 --> 00:57:43,227 It's not. 1241 00:57:45,195 --> 00:57:46,497 It's just not. 1242 00:57:52,737 --> 00:57:54,604 It's not okay. 1243 00:57:54,605 --> 00:57:57,575 - (SOFTLY) It's not okay? - It's not okay. 1244 00:58:00,110 --> 00:58:01,110 It's... (VOICE BREAKS) 1245 00:58:02,246 --> 00:58:03,814 (SOBS) It's not okay. 1246 00:58:07,952 --> 00:58:08,952 It's not okay. 1247 00:58:14,158 --> 00:58:15,593 It's not okay. (CRIES) 1248 00:58:19,229 --> 00:58:20,914 - It's not okay. - No. 1249 00:58:20,915 --> 00:58:22,600 It's not okay. (CRYING) 1250 00:58:24,234 --> 00:58:25,468 It's not okay! 1251 00:58:25,469 --> 00:58:27,437 (YELLING) It's not okay. 1252 00:58:27,438 --> 00:58:29,272 It's not okay. 1253 00:58:29,273 --> 00:58:31,441 (SCREAMS) It's not okay. 1254 00:58:31,442 --> 00:58:33,611 (CAR ALARM BLARING) 1255 00:58:34,912 --> 00:58:36,847 (IF I HAD YOU BY JIMMY DURANTE PLAYING) 1256 00:58:40,517 --> 00:58:42,519 (LAURA BREATHING HEAVILY) 1257 00:58:46,190 --> 00:58:49,493 ♪♪ 1258 00:58:51,428 --> 00:58:53,213 (LAURA BREATHING HEAVILY) 1259 00:58:53,214 --> 00:58:54,999 (MONSTER AND LAURA GRUNTING) 1260 00:58:57,201 --> 00:59:00,837 ♪♪ 1261 00:59:00,838 --> 00:59:02,840 - (MONSTER GROWLS) - (LAURA GRUNTS) 1262 00:59:06,143 --> 00:59:07,710 (BOTH GRUNTING) 1263 00:59:07,711 --> 00:59:09,929 (MONSTER GROWLS) 1264 00:59:09,930 --> 00:59:12,148 (LAURA GROWLS) 1265 00:59:12,149 --> 00:59:13,918 (MONSTER GROWLING SOFTLY) 1266 00:59:15,285 --> 00:59:16,987 (LAURA MOANING) 1267 00:59:19,289 --> 00:59:21,491 (LAURA GRUNTING) 1268 00:59:22,492 --> 00:59:25,162 (LAURA GRUNTS FURIOUSLY) 1269 00:59:25,163 --> 00:59:26,664 (MONSTER GROWLS) 1270 00:59:28,232 --> 00:59:29,499 Wow. (SIGHS) 1271 00:59:30,467 --> 00:59:32,402 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 1272 00:59:33,537 --> 00:59:35,772 Seriously, wow. 1273 00:59:35,773 --> 00:59:38,542 - That was awesome. - (BOTH LAUGHING) 1274 00:59:38,543 --> 00:59:39,677 (WATER RUNNING) 1275 00:59:43,313 --> 00:59:44,448 (WATER STOPS) 1276 00:59:45,049 --> 00:59:46,049 (LAURA CHUCKLES) 1277 00:59:50,254 --> 00:59:52,321 (LAUGHING) 1278 00:59:52,322 --> 00:59:54,558 (PIANO PLAYING) 1279 01:00:11,175 --> 01:00:13,660 You got a lot of tricks up your sleeve. 1280 01:00:13,661 --> 01:00:16,146 (CHUCKLES) Well, I got a lot of downtime. 1281 01:00:20,217 --> 01:00:22,052 - Do you know this one? - (PLAYING PIANO) 1282 01:00:26,390 --> 01:00:27,457 Yeah, I love this one. 1283 01:00:28,458 --> 01:00:29,960 Will you sing it for me? 1284 01:00:32,529 --> 01:00:34,063 - No. - If you don't sing, 1285 01:00:34,064 --> 01:00:35,599 - I'm gonna sing. - Okay. 1286 01:00:37,101 --> 01:00:38,102 (SCOFFS) Okay. 1287 01:00:39,369 --> 01:00:42,505 - Careful what you wish for. - I can't wait. 1288 01:00:42,506 --> 01:00:47,678 ♪ I've been so many places in my life and time ♪ 1289 01:00:47,679 --> 01:00:50,413 That's good. 1290 01:00:50,414 --> 01:00:55,886 ♪ I've sung a lot of songs I've made some bad rhymes ♪ 1291 01:00:55,887 --> 01:00:57,586 - It's a little off. - No. 1292 01:00:57,587 --> 01:01:01,157 ♪ I've acted out my life in stages ♪ 1293 01:01:01,158 --> 01:01:04,128 ♪ With ten thousand people watching ♪ 1294 01:01:04,129 --> 01:01:06,162 (LAUGHS) Come on. 1295 01:01:06,163 --> 01:01:09,934 ♪ But we're alone now And I'm singing this song ♪ 1296 01:01:09,935 --> 01:01:12,036 - Thank you. - ♪ For you ♪ 1297 01:01:13,904 --> 01:01:18,342 ♪ I know your image of me Is what I hoped to be ♪ 1298 01:01:21,045 --> 01:01:26,116 ♪ I treated you unkindly But darling, can't you see? ♪ 1299 01:01:26,117 --> 01:01:27,283 All right. 1300 01:01:27,284 --> 01:01:30,454 ♪ There's no one more important to me ♪ 1301 01:01:30,455 --> 01:01:32,221 Okay. 1302 01:01:32,222 --> 01:01:35,826 ♪ Darling, can't you please see through me? ♪ 1303 01:01:35,827 --> 01:01:37,493 ♪ 'Cause we're alone now ♪ 1304 01:01:37,494 --> 01:01:40,664 ♪ And I'm singing this song for you ♪ 1305 01:01:40,665 --> 01:01:42,066 Yeah, there it is. 1306 01:01:44,668 --> 01:01:47,303 ♪ You taught me precious secrets ♪ 1307 01:01:47,304 --> 01:01:50,908 ♪ Of a truth withholding nothing ♪ 1308 01:01:52,342 --> 01:01:56,814 ♪ You came out in front when I was hiding ♪ 1309 01:01:59,016 --> 01:02:02,085 ♪ But now I'm so much better ♪ 1310 01:02:02,086 --> 01:02:05,990 ♪ And if my words don't come together ♪ 1311 01:02:05,991 --> 01:02:09,258 ♪ Listen to the melody ♪ 1312 01:02:09,259 --> 01:02:13,831 ♪ 'Cause my love is in there hiding ♪ 1313 01:02:18,735 --> 01:02:21,104 ♪ I love you in a place ♪ 1314 01:02:21,105 --> 01:02:26,342 ♪ Where there's no space or time ♪ 1315 01:02:26,343 --> 01:02:31,015 ♪ I love you for in my life You are a friend of mine ♪ 1316 01:02:33,050 --> 01:02:36,719 ♪ And when my life is over ♪ 1317 01:02:36,720 --> 01:02:40,124 ♪ Remember when we were together ♪ 1318 01:02:41,425 --> 01:02:42,926 ♪ We were alone ♪ 1319 01:02:42,927 --> 01:02:46,296 ♪ And I was singing this song for you ♪ 1320 01:02:49,834 --> 01:02:53,102 ♪ You taught me precious secrets ♪ 1321 01:02:53,103 --> 01:02:56,740 ♪ Of a truth withholding nothing ♪ 1322 01:02:58,142 --> 01:03:02,612 ♪ You came out in front when I was hiding ♪ 1323 01:03:04,748 --> 01:03:07,616 ♪ But now I'm so much better ♪ 1324 01:03:07,617 --> 01:03:11,788 ♪ And if my words don't come together ♪ 1325 01:03:11,789 --> 01:03:15,091 ♪ Listen to the melody ♪ 1326 01:03:15,092 --> 01:03:18,180 ♪ 'Cause my love is in there hiding ♪ 1327 01:03:18,181 --> 01:03:21,270 MONSTER: What are you doing tomorrow? 1328 01:03:22,732 --> 01:03:24,817 Um, um, I'm getting blood work done. 1329 01:03:24,818 --> 01:03:26,904 Um, hoping to get some good news, 1330 01:03:26,905 --> 01:03:28,638 and then I have rehearsal, 1331 01:03:29,206 --> 01:03:32,176 but then... Why? 1332 01:03:33,110 --> 01:03:34,150 Do you wanna do something? 1333 01:03:35,779 --> 01:03:37,848 - Yeah. - (MONSTER CHUCKLES) 1334 01:03:37,849 --> 01:03:39,349 Um, let's say 8:00? 1335 01:03:39,350 --> 01:03:40,850 Yeah, 8:00 is good. 1336 01:03:40,851 --> 01:03:42,953 - I like 8:00. - Me, too. 1337 01:03:43,954 --> 01:03:45,923 Okay, I will... 1338 01:03:46,957 --> 01:03:49,392 see you at 8:00. 1339 01:03:49,393 --> 01:03:51,795 - Yeah, um... - Okay. 1340 01:03:51,796 --> 01:03:54,197 - Goodnight. - Goodnight. 1341 01:03:54,198 --> 01:03:58,402 ♪ We were alone And I was singing this song ♪ 1342 01:03:58,403 --> 01:03:59,803 (DOOR CREAKS OPEN) 1343 01:04:00,570 --> 01:04:04,674 ♪ For you ♪ 1344 01:04:07,344 --> 01:04:08,344 (FLOORBOARD CREAKING) 1345 01:04:09,980 --> 01:04:12,282 (BED SQUEAKING) 1346 01:04:20,290 --> 01:04:21,290 NURSE: Arm. 1347 01:04:35,339 --> 01:04:36,939 (CLICKS TONGUE) You have difficult veins. 1348 01:04:38,042 --> 01:04:39,876 I have a difficult nurse. 1349 01:04:39,877 --> 01:04:41,711 (PIANO MUSIC PLAYING) 1350 01:04:44,348 --> 01:04:46,249 JACOB: What's that? 1351 01:04:46,250 --> 01:04:47,610 Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. 1352 01:04:48,318 --> 01:04:49,785 Guys, what's going on? 1353 01:04:49,786 --> 01:04:51,654 Opening night is in two weeks. 1354 01:04:51,655 --> 01:04:53,523 Why aren't you in your places? 1355 01:04:53,524 --> 01:04:55,608 DON: Yeah, places. 1356 01:04:55,609 --> 01:04:57,693 What I always say. 1357 01:04:57,694 --> 01:05:00,264 Oh, hey. Aren't you, um, stage left for this part? 1358 01:05:01,165 --> 01:05:03,166 Yeah, I know. Thanks. 1359 01:05:03,167 --> 01:05:05,802 Oh, I just didn't wanna run into you. 1360 01:05:05,803 --> 01:05:08,804 Sorry. Um, wait. Hi. 1361 01:05:08,805 --> 01:05:10,941 What... (CHUCKLES) What's her deal? 1362 01:05:10,942 --> 01:05:12,009 I don't know. 1363 01:05:14,178 --> 01:05:16,613 Maybe it's because you flirt with her boyfriend. 1364 01:05:16,614 --> 01:05:18,447 (JACKIE CHUCKLES) 1365 01:05:18,448 --> 01:05:20,284 - What? - Laura and Jacob. 1366 01:05:20,285 --> 01:05:22,318 Yeah. 1367 01:05:22,319 --> 01:05:24,103 They broke up just a few months ago. 1368 01:05:24,104 --> 01:05:25,813 Oh, my God, I literally had no idea. 1369 01:05:25,814 --> 01:05:27,524 Yeah, and you should probably also know 1370 01:05:27,525 --> 01:05:29,376 that Jacob wrote Laurie 1371 01:05:29,377 --> 01:05:31,319 (WHISPERS) for Laura. 1372 01:05:31,320 --> 01:05:33,263 He wrote the... (GASPS) 1373 01:05:34,999 --> 01:05:36,300 Why didn't anybody tell me that? 1374 01:05:36,866 --> 01:05:38,201 Fuck. 1375 01:05:38,202 --> 01:05:40,137 WILL: You haven't been following the rules, Laurie. 1376 01:05:40,138 --> 01:05:41,837 I know, Headmaster. 1377 01:05:41,838 --> 01:05:43,440 There's a certain way we behave. 1378 01:05:44,441 --> 01:05:47,076 I know, Headmaster. 1379 01:05:47,077 --> 01:05:48,917 And do you know what we do with girls like you? 1380 01:05:50,447 --> 01:05:51,815 - Girls like me? - WILL: Hmm. 1381 01:05:53,517 --> 01:05:54,818 What's wrong with girls like me? 1382 01:05:55,385 --> 01:05:56,419 JACOB: Okay. 1383 01:05:56,420 --> 01:05:58,487 Black out, intermission, song. 1384 01:05:58,488 --> 01:06:01,258 Let's, uh, let's run through it as an exercise. 1385 01:06:01,259 --> 01:06:02,692 - Keep it going. - JACKIE: Okay. 1386 01:06:02,693 --> 01:06:03,692 Uh... 1387 01:06:05,229 --> 01:06:08,397 (SIGHS) What's wrong with girls like me? 1388 01:06:08,398 --> 01:06:10,467 He didn't think there was anything wrong with me. 1389 01:06:11,935 --> 01:06:14,670 When I met him, 1390 01:06:14,671 --> 01:06:17,141 he didn't think there was anything wrong at all. 1391 01:06:18,408 --> 01:06:20,177 - I remember... - (PIANO PLAYING) 1392 01:06:21,778 --> 01:06:25,415 I remember the first moment I met him. 1393 01:06:25,416 --> 01:06:27,216 I remember I said... 1394 01:06:27,217 --> 01:06:30,354 - I said to him... - (ACTORS SNAPPING FINGERS) 1395 01:06:30,355 --> 01:06:31,587 ♪ Hi ♪ 1396 01:06:31,588 --> 01:06:33,790 ♪ Hello, lovely to meet ♪ 1397 01:06:35,059 --> 01:06:36,926 ♪ Please have a seat ♪ 1398 01:06:38,195 --> 01:06:41,164 ♪ Coffee or tea ♪ 1399 01:06:41,165 --> 01:06:44,133 ♪ I have Darjeeling, And green ♪ 1400 01:06:44,134 --> 01:06:47,587 ♪ I have a feeling I've seen you before ♪ 1401 01:06:47,588 --> 01:06:51,041 ♪ That bright eyes And that... ♪ 1402 01:06:51,042 --> 01:06:52,608 Sorry. 1403 01:06:52,609 --> 01:06:53,776 Fine, fine. 1404 01:06:53,777 --> 01:06:55,378 ♪ Smile ♪ 1405 01:06:55,379 --> 01:06:56,979 (PIANO STOPS) 1406 01:06:56,980 --> 01:06:58,448 - JACOB: Jackie, uh... - Yes. 1407 01:07:00,417 --> 01:07:03,086 This is a girl who's just been sent away 1408 01:07:03,087 --> 01:07:04,730 - from everything she knows. - JACKIE: Mmm-hmm. 1409 01:07:04,754 --> 01:07:07,890 She's recounting 1410 01:07:07,891 --> 01:07:11,428 the genesis of a relationship that nearly destroyed her. 1411 01:07:11,429 --> 01:07:12,561 She's about to break. 1412 01:07:12,562 --> 01:07:13,762 I need you to start somewhere. 1413 01:07:13,763 --> 01:07:15,631 Right now, it's like happy birthday 1414 01:07:15,632 --> 01:07:17,352 at my mom's house. I'm not getting anything. 1415 01:07:17,934 --> 01:07:19,869 - Okay? - Yeah. 1416 01:07:22,206 --> 01:07:23,473 (JACOB EXHALES) 1417 01:07:24,708 --> 01:07:26,676 (PAINO PLAYING) 1418 01:07:27,511 --> 01:07:28,545 (JACKIE CLEARS THROAT) 1419 01:07:33,950 --> 01:07:35,885 (ACTORS SNAPPING FINGERS) 1420 01:07:36,553 --> 01:07:37,753 ♪ Hi ♪ 1421 01:07:37,754 --> 01:07:39,989 ♪ Hello, lovely to meet ♪ 1422 01:07:41,425 --> 01:07:42,892 ♪ Please have a seat ♪ 1423 01:07:44,361 --> 01:07:45,461 ♪ Coffee or... ♪ 1424 01:07:45,462 --> 01:07:46,596 - Okay, no, no, no. - (JACKIE CLEARS THROAT) 1425 01:07:46,597 --> 01:07:47,696 - Stop. - Sorry. 1426 01:07:47,697 --> 01:07:48,847 JACOB: It's still not working for me. 1427 01:07:48,848 --> 01:07:49,999 - Yeah. - Like, I, kind of, feel like 1428 01:07:50,000 --> 01:07:51,634 I lost you in the last 24 hours. 1429 01:07:51,635 --> 01:07:53,269 I don't know where you're at. 1430 01:07:53,270 --> 01:07:55,105 And I don't wanna have to say the same things 1431 01:07:55,106 --> 01:07:56,639 over and over again, because if I do 1432 01:07:56,640 --> 01:07:58,842 then I feel like my language no longer has... 1433 01:07:58,843 --> 01:08:00,476 - Yeah, yeah. - ...kind of any utility. 1434 01:08:00,477 --> 01:08:02,357 - You know what I mean? - Jesus, lay off, Jacob. 1435 01:08:04,481 --> 01:08:06,265 What was that, Laura? 1436 01:08:06,266 --> 01:08:08,050 You got something to say? 1437 01:08:08,051 --> 01:08:10,554 No? While I have you, you're too far forward. 1438 01:08:10,555 --> 01:08:13,022 I need you back. Back, back, back, back. 1439 01:08:14,724 --> 01:08:16,326 The scene isn't about you. 1440 01:08:16,327 --> 01:08:17,894 Funny, it used to be. 1441 01:08:17,895 --> 01:08:19,395 (ACTORS GASP) 1442 01:08:19,396 --> 01:08:21,730 Not a good time for that. 1443 01:08:21,731 --> 01:08:23,233 Well, when would be a good time for that, 1444 01:08:23,234 --> 01:08:24,367 Your Highness? 1445 01:08:24,368 --> 01:08:25,848 (CLICKS TONGUE) Maybe after rehearsal. 1446 01:08:27,070 --> 01:08:28,337 No, well, actually, no. 1447 01:08:28,338 --> 01:08:30,174 That's... That's not gonna work for me. 1448 01:08:30,175 --> 01:08:31,908 I wanna talk about it right now. 1449 01:08:31,909 --> 01:08:33,310 (HUSHED WHISPERS) 1450 01:08:37,447 --> 01:08:39,287 (WHISPERS) Laura, you're embarrassing yourself. 1451 01:08:44,020 --> 01:08:45,020 (SCOFFS) 1452 01:08:47,624 --> 01:08:48,958 You're embarrassing yourself. 1453 01:08:50,794 --> 01:08:51,794 You think you... 1454 01:08:54,097 --> 01:08:57,066 (MIMICS JACOB) Hi, I... I'm Jacob Sullivan. 1455 01:08:57,067 --> 01:08:59,402 I'm a pretentious douchebag. 1456 01:08:59,403 --> 01:09:01,737 I think my shit doesn't stink. 1457 01:09:01,738 --> 01:09:03,071 (IN NORMAL VOICE) Well, guess what, Jacob! 1458 01:09:03,072 --> 01:09:05,624 I lived in the same apartment as you for years, 1459 01:09:05,625 --> 01:09:07,902 and I smelled your shit, and it doesn't smell good. 1460 01:09:07,903 --> 01:09:10,180 - It doesn't smell good. - Take a break, Laura. 1461 01:09:10,181 --> 01:09:11,247 LAURA: Yeah, sure. 1462 01:09:11,248 --> 01:09:13,015 What else do you need? Oh! 1463 01:09:13,016 --> 01:09:15,885 (MIMICS JACOB) Uh, I'm hungry, Laura. 1464 01:09:15,886 --> 01:09:17,853 Can you cook me some pasta? 1465 01:09:17,854 --> 01:09:20,206 Would you mind, 'cause I'm sitting 1466 01:09:20,207 --> 01:09:22,559 on the piano all day and I just can go 1467 01:09:22,560 --> 01:09:24,861 plunk, plunk, plunk. I'm useless. 1468 01:09:24,862 --> 01:09:26,829 I don't wanna do the laundry. 1469 01:09:26,830 --> 01:09:28,564 I don't want to do the dishes. 1470 01:09:28,565 --> 01:09:30,299 I don't want to do anything 1471 01:09:30,300 --> 01:09:33,135 because I'm God's gift to the world, 1472 01:09:33,136 --> 01:09:35,539 because he can string a few words together. 1473 01:09:35,540 --> 01:09:36,973 But you know what? I can string 1474 01:09:36,974 --> 01:09:39,092 words together, too, Jacob. 1475 01:09:39,093 --> 01:09:41,210 You limp dick, fuck face! 1476 01:09:41,211 --> 01:09:43,379 DON: All right, she is letting it out. 1477 01:09:43,380 --> 01:09:45,048 - Laura, let's go outside. - No, I don't wanna go outside. 1478 01:09:45,049 --> 01:09:46,250 - Why would I wanna go outside? - MAZIE: Okay, okay. 1479 01:09:46,251 --> 01:09:47,884 - It's cold outside. - Laura. Lower your voice. 1480 01:09:47,885 --> 01:09:49,118 (SHOUTING) I will not lower my voice! 1481 01:09:49,119 --> 01:09:50,454 Don't tell me to lower my voice! 1482 01:09:50,455 --> 01:09:51,920 You lower your voice! 1483 01:09:51,921 --> 01:09:55,459 You're disloyal, narcissistic piece of shit! 1484 01:09:55,460 --> 01:09:56,959 Asshole! 1485 01:09:56,960 --> 01:09:59,662 DON: Okey-dokey. All right. 1486 01:09:59,663 --> 01:10:02,298 Got a little hot here in the kitchen. 1487 01:10:02,299 --> 01:10:04,768 Think it's time to, uh, take five, everybody. 1488 01:10:04,769 --> 01:10:07,236 That's five. Five! 1489 01:10:07,237 --> 01:10:09,339 Thank you so much, everyone. 1490 01:10:09,340 --> 01:10:11,074 That's 10, Don. 1491 01:10:11,075 --> 01:10:12,074 Ha! 1492 01:10:16,280 --> 01:10:17,881 (MAZIE LAUGHING) 1493 01:10:17,882 --> 01:10:19,482 - What? - Nothing. 1494 01:10:19,483 --> 01:10:20,749 You think this is funny? 1495 01:10:20,750 --> 01:10:22,585 Yeah, I did. I thought it was a little funny. 1496 01:10:22,586 --> 01:10:24,254 - Nothing about that was funny. - MAZIE: (CHUCKLES) Okay. 1497 01:10:24,255 --> 01:10:25,321 Jacob's being an asshole. 1498 01:10:25,322 --> 01:10:26,423 He can't talk to people like that. 1499 01:10:26,424 --> 01:10:27,656 Well, directors are assholes, 1500 01:10:27,657 --> 01:10:30,493 and sometimes they do talk to people like that. 1501 01:10:30,494 --> 01:10:33,330 And dude, Jackie is... Fuck. Butchering the part. 1502 01:10:33,997 --> 01:10:35,798 I don't blame him. 1503 01:10:35,799 --> 01:10:36,899 - Okay. (GRUNTS) - (LAURA GRUNTS) 1504 01:10:36,900 --> 01:10:38,001 Everyone's hanging out, can we go? 1505 01:10:38,002 --> 01:10:39,468 No, I'm not hanging out. 1506 01:10:39,469 --> 01:10:42,005 - Okay, then don't hang out. - You're just gonna leave. 1507 01:10:42,006 --> 01:10:44,157 - Yeah. - Why do you always do that? 1508 01:10:44,158 --> 01:10:46,501 God, you're such a shitty friend. 1509 01:10:46,502 --> 01:10:48,340 - Shitty friend? - A shitty friend. 1510 01:10:48,341 --> 01:10:50,178 After everything I've done for you, 1511 01:10:50,179 --> 01:10:51,730 - that's how you talk to me? - Oh, yes. Thank you. 1512 01:10:51,731 --> 01:10:53,283 Thank you so much, seriously, for picking me up 1513 01:10:53,284 --> 01:10:54,284 from the hospital and for doing 1514 01:10:54,285 --> 01:10:55,852 the bare minimum, always. 1515 01:10:55,853 --> 01:10:57,220 Thank you so much. 1516 01:10:59,989 --> 01:11:01,558 Sorry, do you have any other friends, 1517 01:11:03,226 --> 01:11:05,629 any family, a boyfriend? 1518 01:11:07,030 --> 01:11:08,230 Hmm? 1519 01:11:08,231 --> 01:11:09,933 Don't push it, Laura. 1520 01:11:11,000 --> 01:11:12,201 Call me when you're you again. 1521 01:11:13,503 --> 01:11:15,070 This is me. 1522 01:11:15,071 --> 01:11:16,373 Good luck with that. 1523 01:11:22,245 --> 01:11:23,747 (SCRIPT THUDS ON FLOOR) 1524 01:11:23,748 --> 01:11:24,747 LAURA: Damn it! 1525 01:11:28,284 --> 01:11:29,453 We need to talk. 1526 01:11:36,593 --> 01:11:37,861 LAURA: We're talking about my behavior? 1527 01:11:37,862 --> 01:11:38,928 Are you listening to yourself? 1528 01:11:38,929 --> 01:11:40,096 Goddamn it, Laura. 1529 01:11:41,398 --> 01:11:43,449 I didn't force you to audition. 1530 01:11:43,450 --> 01:11:45,501 It was your choice to be here. 1531 01:11:45,502 --> 01:11:47,371 If you can't handle it because of your own shit, 1532 01:11:47,372 --> 01:11:49,122 - that's on you. - My own shit? 1533 01:11:49,123 --> 01:11:50,832 We're together for five years 1534 01:11:50,833 --> 01:11:52,541 and now this is just my own shit? 1535 01:11:52,542 --> 01:11:54,010 You offered me a role, and then you tried 1536 01:11:54,011 --> 01:11:55,778 to cut me out. 1537 01:11:55,779 --> 01:11:57,847 - You tried to cut me out. - We broke up. 1538 01:11:57,848 --> 01:12:00,149 We broke up. 1539 01:12:01,385 --> 01:12:03,219 It's hard for me to be around you. 1540 01:12:03,220 --> 01:12:04,520 I don't wanna be around you. 1541 01:12:04,521 --> 01:12:07,891 I have to sit and watch someone else play my role 1542 01:12:07,892 --> 01:12:09,325 that you wrote for me, 1543 01:12:09,326 --> 01:12:10,759 that I helped you build. 1544 01:12:10,760 --> 01:12:12,961 Because I workshopped every single song, 1545 01:12:12,962 --> 01:12:15,965 and every single scene in this show with you, Jacob. 1546 01:12:15,966 --> 01:12:18,201 I read every single iteration 1547 01:12:18,202 --> 01:12:19,986 and version of your stupid book, 1548 01:12:19,987 --> 01:12:21,770 so you could hear it out loud. 1549 01:12:21,771 --> 01:12:24,007 You were my girlfriend. You were my girlfriend. 1550 01:12:26,676 --> 01:12:29,378 Why did you offer me the role, Jacob? 1551 01:12:29,379 --> 01:12:30,947 Why did you paint the whole picture for me 1552 01:12:30,948 --> 01:12:32,516 if you were just gonna take it all away? 1553 01:12:33,016 --> 01:12:34,283 Why? 1554 01:12:36,820 --> 01:12:38,488 Is it because we were sleeping together? 1555 01:12:40,524 --> 01:12:42,992 Is the role of Laurie Francis exclusively reserved... 1556 01:12:42,993 --> 01:12:44,292 - (JACOB SIGHS) - ...for the woman 1557 01:12:44,293 --> 01:12:46,496 that you're fucking at the moment? Is that it? 1558 01:12:46,497 --> 01:12:47,731 What are you talking about? 1559 01:12:48,532 --> 01:12:51,166 (CHUCKLES) 1560 01:12:51,167 --> 01:12:52,669 I saw you at the Halloween party. 1561 01:12:54,137 --> 01:12:56,004 I saw you with Jackie. 1562 01:12:56,005 --> 01:12:58,274 I saw you and I wish I didn't care. 1563 01:12:58,275 --> 01:13:00,726 I shouldn't care. 1564 01:13:00,727 --> 01:13:03,178 But, I still care. 1565 01:13:03,179 --> 01:13:06,450 For some reason, I do. I can't help it. 1566 01:13:06,451 --> 01:13:08,585 And I still love you. 1567 01:13:09,953 --> 01:13:12,489 And I... (VOICE BREAKS) I wish I didn't. 1568 01:13:14,323 --> 01:13:16,158 I hate myself for it. 1569 01:13:16,159 --> 01:13:20,430 And I hate that I have you on this stupid pedestal, 1570 01:13:20,431 --> 01:13:22,365 and I can't stop feeling this way. 1571 01:13:22,366 --> 01:13:24,333 And I don't want to anymore. 1572 01:13:24,334 --> 01:13:26,569 And I don't know how to stop. 1573 01:13:26,570 --> 01:13:28,805 And I just need you to tell me. 1574 01:13:28,806 --> 01:13:29,805 How did you do it? 1575 01:13:33,209 --> 01:13:34,778 How, Jacob? 1576 01:13:38,682 --> 01:13:40,617 How did you stop loving me? 1577 01:13:41,250 --> 01:13:42,452 (SOBS) 1578 01:13:43,687 --> 01:13:45,622 (SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1579 01:13:48,391 --> 01:13:49,726 How could you do that to me? 1580 01:14:00,604 --> 01:14:02,988 - (ZIPPER UNZIPS) - (LAURA SIGHS) 1581 01:14:02,989 --> 01:14:05,374 - (BREATHING HEAVILY) - (JACOB MOANS) 1582 01:14:07,711 --> 01:14:08,711 (SIGHS) 1583 01:14:25,695 --> 01:14:27,731 I spoke to the creative team. 1584 01:14:32,368 --> 01:14:33,837 This is so fucked up. 1585 01:14:36,039 --> 01:14:37,306 You can't be in the show. 1586 01:14:39,275 --> 01:14:40,510 You're a liability. 1587 01:14:45,582 --> 01:14:46,582 I'm sorry. 1588 01:15:03,166 --> 01:15:04,367 (DOOR OPENS) 1589 01:15:05,401 --> 01:15:07,103 - LAURA: Monster? - (DOOR CLOSES) 1590 01:15:07,104 --> 01:15:08,605 Sorry, I'm late. 1591 01:15:13,977 --> 01:15:14,977 (SIGHS) 1592 01:15:31,327 --> 01:15:32,528 Monster, are you in there? 1593 01:15:45,909 --> 01:15:47,749 (SOLITUDE BY EDDIE HEYWOOD PLAYING ON SPEAKERS) 1594 01:15:59,222 --> 01:16:04,493 ♪♪ 1595 01:16:08,064 --> 01:16:10,700 ♪♪ 1596 01:16:16,205 --> 01:16:19,575 ♪♪ 1597 01:16:21,244 --> 01:16:25,915 ♪♪ 1598 01:16:28,551 --> 01:16:29,684 ♪♪ 1599 01:16:29,685 --> 01:16:30,819 Whoa. 1600 01:16:33,056 --> 01:16:34,056 Laura. 1601 01:16:35,158 --> 01:16:36,258 What is this place? 1602 01:16:36,259 --> 01:16:40,163 MONSTER: It's, uh, well... It's kinda where I live. 1603 01:16:40,164 --> 01:16:42,298 It's just, uh... It's a mess right now. 1604 01:16:42,299 --> 01:16:44,166 Um... 1605 01:16:44,167 --> 01:16:46,302 It's... I need to organize all this stuff. 1606 01:16:46,303 --> 01:16:48,737 But, uh, I don't know. 1607 01:16:48,738 --> 01:16:50,740 Uh, one man's trash is another man's... 1608 01:16:51,607 --> 01:16:53,042 You get it. (SIGHING) 1609 01:16:55,111 --> 01:16:56,679 LAURA: Wow. 1610 01:16:56,680 --> 01:16:58,614 MONSTER: Yeah. Rehearsal ran late? 1611 01:17:00,049 --> 01:17:01,084 Uh... 1612 01:17:02,051 --> 01:17:03,418 Yeah, yeah. 1613 01:17:03,419 --> 01:17:05,154 Sorry about that. 1614 01:17:08,257 --> 01:17:09,625 Everything okay? 1615 01:17:10,593 --> 01:17:11,928 Everything is fine. 1616 01:17:13,362 --> 01:17:15,731 Why do you ask? 1617 01:17:15,732 --> 01:17:18,668 Um, well, you're not looking at me in the eye, 1618 01:17:18,669 --> 01:17:19,769 for one thing. 1619 01:17:22,205 --> 01:17:23,472 What? 1620 01:17:24,808 --> 01:17:26,074 Yes. 1621 01:17:26,075 --> 01:17:27,944 - Ah, I... - You're not looking me 1622 01:17:27,945 --> 01:17:28,944 in the eye. 1623 01:17:29,278 --> 01:17:30,446 What's up there? 1624 01:17:30,447 --> 01:17:31,647 Um, it's... 1625 01:17:32,248 --> 01:17:33,248 I'm right here. 1626 01:17:34,250 --> 01:17:35,517 Yeah, ugh, I'm sorry. 1627 01:17:35,518 --> 01:17:36,785 Yeah, I'm sorry, okay? 1628 01:17:36,786 --> 01:17:40,023 I'm sorry. I just had a very shitty day. 1629 01:17:41,224 --> 01:17:42,525 Okay. What happened? 1630 01:17:44,728 --> 01:17:47,430 - I got fired. - What? How? 1631 01:17:48,264 --> 01:17:50,834 I... might have had a... 1632 01:17:52,268 --> 01:17:53,469 (CLICKS TONGUE) 1633 01:17:54,403 --> 01:17:57,422 ...meltdown during rehearsal. 1634 01:17:57,423 --> 01:18:00,443 And... (SIGHS) Then after that, 1635 01:18:00,444 --> 01:18:04,447 I... I fought with Mazie. 1636 01:18:06,983 --> 01:18:07,983 MONSTER: Uh-huh. 1637 01:18:09,085 --> 01:18:10,153 And, um... 1638 01:18:12,655 --> 01:18:14,724 - And then, um... - (MONSTER SIGHS) 1639 01:18:17,660 --> 01:18:19,528 Well, Jacob, um, 1640 01:18:21,865 --> 01:18:25,568 wanted to talk with me after rehearsal. 1641 01:18:26,635 --> 01:18:28,571 So I... stayed. 1642 01:18:31,040 --> 01:18:32,041 Um... 1643 01:18:32,942 --> 01:18:33,942 Yeah. 1644 01:18:35,278 --> 01:18:36,579 How did that talk go? 1645 01:18:37,346 --> 01:18:38,581 It wasn't... 1646 01:18:40,649 --> 01:18:42,251 It was, like, more like, um... 1647 01:18:44,287 --> 01:18:45,287 Did you guys... 1648 01:18:46,689 --> 01:18:48,091 kiss or something? 1649 01:18:57,066 --> 01:18:57,900 I'm sorry. 1650 01:18:57,901 --> 01:19:00,003 - MONSTER: Mmm. - I'm so sorry. 1651 01:19:05,508 --> 01:19:06,408 - I'm so sorry. - (MUSIC STOPS) 1652 01:19:06,409 --> 01:19:07,476 - (MONSTER GRUNTS) - (OBJECTS CLATTER) 1653 01:19:07,477 --> 01:19:08,611 (OBJECTS CLINKING) 1654 01:19:10,179 --> 01:19:11,179 (LAURA SIGHING) 1655 01:19:13,582 --> 01:19:14,682 Why? 1656 01:19:14,683 --> 01:19:16,785 (SOFTLY) I don't know. 1657 01:19:16,786 --> 01:19:18,888 - Why would you do that? - I don't know. 1658 01:19:18,889 --> 01:19:19,956 He doesn't love you. 1659 01:19:20,857 --> 01:19:22,291 He doesn't love you. 1660 01:19:22,292 --> 01:19:23,291 He never has. 1661 01:19:23,827 --> 01:19:25,293 That, no. That's... 1662 01:19:25,294 --> 01:19:26,729 - He doesn't love you. - Don't say that. 1663 01:19:26,730 --> 01:19:28,463 - That's not true. - It is true. 1664 01:19:28,464 --> 01:19:30,166 He doesn't love you the way you deserve to be loved. 1665 01:19:30,167 --> 01:19:33,068 Oh, come on. I deserve to be loved? 1666 01:19:33,069 --> 01:19:35,204 What do you know about how I deserve to be loved? 1667 01:19:35,205 --> 01:19:36,505 I happen to know a fuck ton about it 1668 01:19:36,506 --> 01:19:37,672 if you looked around. 1669 01:19:37,673 --> 01:19:38,875 You don't know anything about love. 1670 01:19:38,876 --> 01:19:41,043 You're a fucking monster. 1671 01:19:41,044 --> 01:19:43,813 You've spent your whole life hiding in here. 1672 01:19:43,814 --> 01:19:45,982 I wasn't hiding. 1673 01:19:45,983 --> 01:19:48,150 You shut me in here. 1674 01:19:48,151 --> 01:19:50,152 You didn't want anything to do with me. 1675 01:19:50,153 --> 01:19:51,687 Of course, I didn't want anything to do with you. 1676 01:19:51,688 --> 01:19:54,390 Look at you! You're disgusting! 1677 01:19:54,391 --> 01:19:55,724 You're horrible! 1678 01:19:56,292 --> 01:19:57,392 And you ruined my life! 1679 01:19:57,393 --> 01:19:58,994 And you've stolen all my socks! 1680 01:19:58,995 --> 01:20:00,595 You were never gonna do anything 1681 01:20:00,596 --> 01:20:02,198 - with those fucking socks. - Yes, I was! 1682 01:20:02,199 --> 01:20:03,531 I needed those socks. 1683 01:20:03,532 --> 01:20:05,434 You know what? Maybe I'm disgusting, 1684 01:20:05,435 --> 01:20:06,734 but if it wasn't for me, 1685 01:20:06,735 --> 01:20:09,839 you'd still be a pathetic, weepy doormat, 1686 01:20:09,840 --> 01:20:11,406 crying in a corner, 1687 01:20:11,407 --> 01:20:13,208 playing the helpless victim, 1688 01:20:13,209 --> 01:20:15,444 letting the world trample all over you. 1689 01:20:15,445 --> 01:20:16,544 Is that who you wanna be, huh? 1690 01:20:16,545 --> 01:20:17,580 - I'm leaving. - You might as well 1691 01:20:17,581 --> 01:20:19,414 roll over and fucking die. 1692 01:20:19,415 --> 01:20:21,016 - How can you say that to me? - Look at yourself. 1693 01:20:21,017 --> 01:20:23,037 - How can you say that to me? - Look at yourself, Laura. 1694 01:20:23,038 --> 01:20:25,059 - Laura, look at yourself. - I am looking at myself. 1695 01:20:26,422 --> 01:20:27,422 Come on. 1696 01:20:28,824 --> 01:20:30,558 Laura! 1697 01:20:30,559 --> 01:20:32,395 - Come on. - (BANGING ON DOOR) 1698 01:20:32,396 --> 01:20:34,762 Laura. (GROWLS) 1699 01:20:34,763 --> 01:20:36,464 - Come on, let me out. - No! 1700 01:20:36,465 --> 01:20:38,366 - Go away! - MONSTER: Let me out! 1701 01:20:38,367 --> 01:20:40,269 - Go away. - Don't do this again. 1702 01:20:40,270 --> 01:20:41,270 Laura. (GROWLS) 1703 01:20:44,640 --> 01:20:45,641 Fine, you want me gone? 1704 01:20:48,444 --> 01:20:49,512 Fine. 1705 01:20:51,580 --> 01:20:52,615 I'm gone. 1706 01:20:54,450 --> 01:20:56,519 (LAURA BREATHES HEAVILY) 1707 01:21:06,462 --> 01:21:08,531 (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) 1708 01:21:25,514 --> 01:21:26,649 I'm sorry. 1709 01:21:36,725 --> 01:21:37,826 Monster? 1710 01:21:52,141 --> 01:21:53,141 Monster. 1711 01:22:05,354 --> 01:22:06,354 Monster? 1712 01:22:09,993 --> 01:22:11,427 Monster, I'm sorry. 1713 01:22:13,562 --> 01:22:14,964 Monster, where are you? 1714 01:22:16,165 --> 01:22:18,234 I'm really sorry. Please, come back. 1715 01:22:19,868 --> 01:22:21,736 Please. 1716 01:22:21,737 --> 01:22:23,889 (VOICE BREAKS) Please don't leave me. 1717 01:22:23,890 --> 01:22:26,042 (CRYING) Monster, please, don't... 1718 01:22:26,043 --> 01:22:28,177 Please, don't leave me. 1719 01:22:28,178 --> 01:22:29,545 Please, come back. 1720 01:22:33,216 --> 01:22:35,218 (SNIFFLES) I'm sorry. 1721 01:22:44,727 --> 01:22:45,760 (DOOR OPENS) 1722 01:22:45,761 --> 01:22:48,697 DR. KAUFFMAN: Okay, I am so sorry 1723 01:22:48,698 --> 01:22:51,067 to have kept you waiting. 1724 01:22:51,068 --> 01:22:52,767 (SIGHS) Wow, Laura. 1725 01:22:52,768 --> 01:22:55,171 You are looking like you're feeling much better. 1726 01:22:55,172 --> 01:22:57,272 I don't feel great. 1727 01:22:57,273 --> 01:23:00,176 Well, let me turn that frown upside down. 1728 01:23:00,177 --> 01:23:01,243 (TAPPING ON TABLE) 1729 01:23:01,244 --> 01:23:03,679 You are cleared, young lady. 1730 01:23:06,082 --> 01:23:07,082 You... 1731 01:23:08,217 --> 01:23:10,286 You're cancer-free, kid. That's good news. 1732 01:23:12,055 --> 01:23:13,289 What do I do now? 1733 01:23:13,989 --> 01:23:15,690 I don't know. 1734 01:23:15,691 --> 01:23:17,626 Call somebody. Go celebrate! 1735 01:23:17,627 --> 01:23:19,627 Hit the town! 1736 01:23:19,628 --> 01:23:21,664 Eat a jelly bean. You want a jelly bean? 1737 01:23:23,099 --> 01:23:24,116 Take a hand... 1738 01:23:24,117 --> 01:23:25,134 (CLINKING) 1739 01:23:27,403 --> 01:23:28,437 (DOOR OPENS) 1740 01:23:29,572 --> 01:23:30,605 (HOUSE DOOR OPENS) 1741 01:23:30,606 --> 01:23:32,608 (WISTFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 1742 01:23:59,535 --> 01:24:01,137 (MEDICINE BOTTLES CLATTER ON FLOOR) 1743 01:24:06,109 --> 01:24:07,109 (CELL PHONE VIBRATES) 1744 01:24:28,297 --> 01:24:29,998 So, listen, I just wanted to say, 1745 01:24:32,335 --> 01:24:34,670 thank you for sticking up for me the other day. 1746 01:24:34,671 --> 01:24:36,088 (CAR HONKING HORN) 1747 01:24:36,089 --> 01:24:37,506 Um, and also... 1748 01:24:39,242 --> 01:24:42,210 I'm really, really sorry. 1749 01:24:42,211 --> 01:24:44,579 It's okay. You don't have to be sorry. 1750 01:24:44,580 --> 01:24:47,516 No, I... I genuinely didn't know that 1751 01:24:47,517 --> 01:24:50,285 - I was, like, stealing... - Oh, no. 1752 01:24:50,286 --> 01:24:53,055 You weren't stealing him. It's okay. 1753 01:24:53,056 --> 01:24:55,857 I mean, people hook up. 1754 01:24:55,858 --> 01:24:57,460 - It's fine. - Wait, did you... I'm sorry. 1755 01:24:57,461 --> 01:24:59,361 Did you just say hook up? 1756 01:24:59,362 --> 01:25:02,531 Yeah. I mean, I saw you and Jacob hooking up 1757 01:25:02,532 --> 01:25:03,999 at the Halloween party. It's okay. 1758 01:25:04,000 --> 01:25:05,167 - Oh, my God! - I don't care. 1759 01:25:05,168 --> 01:25:07,202 - No, no, no, no. - It's over. Between us. 1760 01:25:07,203 --> 01:25:10,339 No, no. I've literally never hooked up with Jacob. 1761 01:25:10,340 --> 01:25:13,308 Like not even close. Ever. 1762 01:25:13,309 --> 01:25:15,594 - But I saw you with him. - No. 1763 01:25:15,595 --> 01:25:17,879 He just was really flirty with me. 1764 01:25:17,880 --> 01:25:20,132 And I... I... I didn't really know what to do 1765 01:25:20,133 --> 01:25:22,385 because he's my boss. So I just was, kind of, 1766 01:25:22,386 --> 01:25:23,952 going along with it, but... 1767 01:25:26,922 --> 01:25:29,424 - Okay. - The truth is, um, 1768 01:25:29,425 --> 01:25:32,043 I just really wanted to check in on you, 1769 01:25:32,044 --> 01:25:34,187 'cause I didn't know that you were sick, 1770 01:25:34,188 --> 01:25:36,331 or that you and Jacob were together, 1771 01:25:36,332 --> 01:25:39,168 or had just broken up. I didn't know any of that. 1772 01:25:39,169 --> 01:25:41,904 And then I found out that he fired you. 1773 01:25:41,905 --> 01:25:43,472 - Yeah, well. - Is he okay? 1774 01:25:44,273 --> 01:25:46,509 Like that's insane. 1775 01:25:46,510 --> 01:25:47,676 Laurie, Laura? 1776 01:25:49,378 --> 01:25:51,247 He shouldn't be able to get away with this. 1777 01:25:51,248 --> 01:25:52,248 LAURA: He can. 1778 01:25:52,748 --> 01:25:53,748 And he will. 1779 01:25:58,954 --> 01:26:00,122 Unless... 1780 01:26:03,626 --> 01:26:05,666 - (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1781 01:26:21,076 --> 01:26:23,379 (WHISPERS) Laura, don't make me regret this. 1782 01:26:28,417 --> 01:26:30,386 (WOMAN BREATHING HEAVILY) 1783 01:26:34,257 --> 01:26:36,524 (MUSIC CRESCENDOES) 1784 01:26:36,525 --> 01:26:37,560 JACOB: Is someone there? 1785 01:26:39,462 --> 01:26:41,797 (MAZIE BREATHING HEAVILY) 1786 01:26:41,798 --> 01:26:43,566 (MUSIC FADES) 1787 01:26:49,838 --> 01:26:52,207 (MELANCHOLIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1788 01:26:52,208 --> 01:26:54,577 (LAURA BREATHING HEAVILY) 1789 01:27:17,866 --> 01:27:20,168 Laura? Laura, what are you doing here? 1790 01:27:21,704 --> 01:27:24,172 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 1791 01:27:25,874 --> 01:27:27,692 We... We started spending more time together 1792 01:27:27,693 --> 01:27:29,512 and I was waiting for the right time to tell you 1793 01:27:29,513 --> 01:27:30,712 and you were sick. 1794 01:27:30,713 --> 01:27:32,764 And I was scared, and he was scared. 1795 01:27:32,765 --> 01:27:34,817 (MUFFLED) And I know it's really bad! 1796 01:27:34,818 --> 01:27:36,919 It's really fucking bad! 1797 01:27:36,920 --> 01:27:39,020 (CONTINUES INAUDIBLY) 1798 01:27:39,021 --> 01:27:42,791 (MUFFLED) I'm such an idiot. I'm really sorry. (CRYING) 1799 01:27:42,792 --> 01:27:46,562 - (HIGH-PITCHED RINGING) - (MAZIE CONTINUES INAUDIBLY) 1800 01:27:46,563 --> 01:27:48,480 (SNIFFLES) Please, forgive me. 1801 01:27:48,481 --> 01:27:50,398 - LAURA: Mazie. - Laura, please. 1802 01:27:50,399 --> 01:27:52,368 - I'm sorry, Laura, please. - Get out of my room. 1803 01:27:52,369 --> 01:27:55,270 (SOBS) Okay, okay. Sorry. 1804 01:28:01,877 --> 01:28:03,479 (LAURA BREATHES HEAVILY) 1805 01:28:10,519 --> 01:28:12,455 (INDISTINCT, EXCITED CHATTER) 1806 01:28:17,526 --> 01:28:20,545 DON: Copy, okay. That is a go for places. 1807 01:28:20,546 --> 01:28:23,566 Go for places. Godspeed, Good Women. 1808 01:28:24,099 --> 01:28:25,167 Godspeed. 1809 01:28:28,103 --> 01:28:29,854 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 1810 01:28:29,855 --> 01:28:31,607 (CURTAINS CLATTERING) 1811 01:28:33,275 --> 01:28:37,145 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING, CHEERING) 1812 01:28:37,713 --> 01:28:39,648 (WHISTLING) 1813 01:28:43,986 --> 01:28:45,753 Laurie Francis, 1814 01:28:45,754 --> 01:28:49,558 welcome to Mr. Baker's Finishing School for Girls. 1815 01:28:49,559 --> 01:28:50,826 We're glad to have you here. 1816 01:28:52,327 --> 01:28:54,497 We've been so looking forward to your arrival. 1817 01:28:55,831 --> 01:28:56,831 How do you feel, Laurie? 1818 01:28:58,233 --> 01:28:59,435 Father said... 1819 01:29:01,904 --> 01:29:02,970 WILL: Yes? 1820 01:29:02,971 --> 01:29:03,971 (TENSE MUSIC CONTINUES) 1821 01:29:07,643 --> 01:29:09,645 Father said I haven't been behaving the way 1822 01:29:09,646 --> 01:29:11,879 a girl should be behaving. 1823 01:29:11,880 --> 01:29:14,516 ♪ We three wanna Be something ♪ 1824 01:29:14,517 --> 01:29:16,885 LAURA: I want to be better, Headmaster Baker. 1825 01:29:18,987 --> 01:29:20,738 - I want to be. - WILL: A good woman? 1826 01:29:20,739 --> 01:29:22,490 Well, you've come to the right place. 1827 01:29:22,491 --> 01:29:25,927 There are only a few things that I require. 1828 01:29:25,928 --> 01:29:29,381 ♪ We're in it For the long run ♪ 1829 01:29:29,382 --> 01:29:32,834 ♪ But boy is it a long one ♪ 1830 01:29:32,835 --> 01:29:36,338 TOGETHER: ♪ Temptation, You're a son of a gun ♪ 1831 01:29:36,339 --> 01:29:38,507 ♪ Desire with a capital D ♪ 1832 01:29:39,875 --> 01:29:43,244 ♪ The carnal With a capital C ♪ 1833 01:29:43,245 --> 01:29:46,582 ♪ The capital offenses Against a feminine ♪ 1834 01:29:46,583 --> 01:29:49,050 ♪ Sensibility ♪ 1835 01:29:49,051 --> 01:29:50,251 ♪ N'est-ce pas? ♪ 1836 01:29:50,252 --> 01:29:53,087 ♪ You don't put fork In the toaster slot ♪ 1837 01:29:53,088 --> 01:29:55,540 ♪ You don't dry Your hair in the tub ♪ 1838 01:29:55,541 --> 01:29:57,992 Laurie, you haven't been following the rules. 1839 01:29:57,993 --> 01:30:00,395 TOGETHER: ♪ So pray tell, Little Miss Polka Dot ♪ 1840 01:30:00,396 --> 01:30:01,996 ♪ Whyya looking For trouble ♪ 1841 01:30:01,997 --> 01:30:03,931 You know what we do with girls like you. 1842 01:30:03,932 --> 01:30:05,367 TOGETHER: ♪ Whyya looking For trouble ♪ 1843 01:30:05,368 --> 01:30:07,268 Girls like me? 1844 01:30:07,269 --> 01:30:10,772 TOGETHER: ♪ Wanna bellow Wanna swear ♪ 1845 01:30:10,773 --> 01:30:14,375 ♪ Take a pillow From that sofa over there ♪ 1846 01:30:14,376 --> 01:30:17,580 ♪ Apply it to the face And scream real loud ♪ 1847 01:30:17,581 --> 01:30:19,814 ♪ And get it out ♪ 1848 01:30:19,815 --> 01:30:21,316 What's wrong with girls like me? 1849 01:30:21,317 --> 01:30:24,787 (SCREAMS) 1850 01:30:25,554 --> 01:30:27,188 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) 1851 01:30:27,189 --> 01:30:29,541 CHORUS: ♪ The vile With a capital V ♪ 1852 01:30:29,542 --> 01:30:31,894 ♪ The dirty with a capital D ♪ 1853 01:30:33,295 --> 01:30:34,913 ♪ Those capital offenses ♪ 1854 01:30:34,914 --> 01:30:37,007 ♪ Against a feminine ♪ 1855 01:30:37,008 --> 01:30:38,687 ♪ Sensibility ♪ 1856 01:30:38,688 --> 01:30:40,367 ♪ Vraiment ♪ 1857 01:30:40,368 --> 01:30:42,920 ♪ You know to use a mitt When the oven's hot ♪ 1858 01:30:42,921 --> 01:30:45,474 He didn't think there was anything wrong with me. 1859 01:30:45,475 --> 01:30:46,741 ♪ Yes, yes, you ♪ 1860 01:30:46,742 --> 01:30:48,175 TOGETHER: ♪ So pray tell... ♪ 1861 01:30:48,176 --> 01:30:50,862 He didn't think there was anything wrong with me at all. 1862 01:30:50,863 --> 01:30:53,549 TOGETHER: ♪ So pray tell, Little Miss Polka Dot ♪ 1863 01:30:53,550 --> 01:30:55,417 ♪ Whyya looking For trouble ♪ 1864 01:30:56,218 --> 01:30:57,318 I remember... 1865 01:30:57,319 --> 01:30:59,321 ♪ Whyya looking For trouble ♪ 1866 01:31:00,656 --> 01:31:02,657 ♪ Whyya looking For trouble ♪ 1867 01:31:02,658 --> 01:31:04,660 I remember the first moment we met. 1868 01:31:04,661 --> 01:31:06,595 TOGETHER: ♪ You ♪ 1869 01:31:10,365 --> 01:31:11,600 LAURA: I remember I said... 1870 01:31:14,269 --> 01:31:16,671 I said to him. 1871 01:31:16,672 --> 01:31:18,607 - (CURTAINS CLATTERING) - (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) 1872 01:31:20,442 --> 01:31:22,611 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 1873 01:31:30,252 --> 01:31:32,287 DON: That's intermission, everybody. 1874 01:31:34,322 --> 01:31:35,624 - Laura! - (DOOR SLAMS) 1875 01:31:36,324 --> 01:31:37,626 Where is she? 1876 01:31:39,294 --> 01:31:41,329 - (CLATTERS) - Laura! 1877 01:31:42,264 --> 01:31:43,264 WILL: What's going on? 1878 01:31:43,999 --> 01:31:44,999 Laura? 1879 01:31:47,269 --> 01:31:48,637 Anybody know how she got... 1880 01:31:52,274 --> 01:31:53,508 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 1881 01:31:54,643 --> 01:31:56,545 WILL: Everybody back here. 1882 01:31:59,247 --> 01:32:01,415 JACOB: Laura! 1883 01:32:01,416 --> 01:32:03,952 Out, everyone out. Out! Now. 1884 01:32:03,953 --> 01:32:05,486 You. 1885 01:32:05,487 --> 01:32:06,889 JACOB: (YELLING) Get out! 1886 01:32:14,196 --> 01:32:15,196 How long? 1887 01:32:16,965 --> 01:32:19,450 How long have you been sleeping with Mazie? 1888 01:32:19,451 --> 01:32:22,595 (SQUEALS) Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Who cares? 1889 01:32:22,596 --> 01:32:25,741 You're actually talking about that right now? 1890 01:32:25,742 --> 01:32:27,442 Laura, what are you doing here? 1891 01:32:27,443 --> 01:32:30,177 Where the fuck is Jackie? 1892 01:32:30,178 --> 01:32:32,013 You're doing a completely different show 1893 01:32:32,014 --> 01:32:34,016 than what I've been rehearsing for the past six weeks. 1894 01:32:34,017 --> 01:32:36,685 (GRUNTS) You are destroying everything! 1895 01:32:38,854 --> 01:32:40,522 How is this happening? How is... I can't... 1896 01:32:40,523 --> 01:32:41,690 How is this happening to me? 1897 01:32:44,159 --> 01:32:48,396 Laura. Laura, please tell me. 1898 01:32:50,298 --> 01:32:52,700 What can I do? What can I do 1899 01:32:52,701 --> 01:32:56,338 so that you don't fuck up my entire life? 1900 01:32:56,339 --> 01:32:58,673 You think I'm fucking up your life? 1901 01:32:58,674 --> 01:33:01,442 The New York Times is here. 1902 01:33:01,443 --> 01:33:04,211 The New York Times. 1903 01:33:04,212 --> 01:33:06,481 Jesse Green is sitting in row J, 1904 01:33:06,482 --> 01:33:08,482 with a fucking legal pad, 1905 01:33:08,483 --> 01:33:10,686 waiting to make me critics pick! 1906 01:33:13,388 --> 01:33:15,290 - Wow, you're pathetic. - (JACOB SIGHS) 1907 01:33:17,259 --> 01:33:19,226 It's opening night. 1908 01:33:19,227 --> 01:33:21,863 This is my opening night! 1909 01:33:21,864 --> 01:33:25,333 I don't give a fuck about your opening night, 1910 01:33:25,334 --> 01:33:27,869 Jacob. I don't care. 1911 01:33:27,870 --> 01:33:30,404 You are so jealous. 1912 01:33:30,405 --> 01:33:33,457 You've always been so jealous of me. 1913 01:33:33,458 --> 01:33:35,735 God, you are so fucking selfish. 1914 01:33:35,736 --> 01:33:38,013 Watch what you say to me, Jacob. 1915 01:33:38,014 --> 01:33:39,848 (JACOB CHUCKLES) 1916 01:33:39,849 --> 01:33:40,916 Or what? 1917 01:33:42,284 --> 01:33:44,586 Or what, Laura? 1918 01:33:46,054 --> 01:33:47,054 Or what? 1919 01:33:47,956 --> 01:33:49,090 Or... 1920 01:33:49,091 --> 01:33:50,492 I'll rip... 1921 01:33:51,126 --> 01:33:53,328 your fucking... 1922 01:33:53,329 --> 01:33:54,897 throat... 1923 01:33:54,898 --> 01:33:55,998 out. 1924 01:33:59,567 --> 01:34:01,737 (LIGHT SWITCH THUDS) 1925 01:34:01,738 --> 01:34:05,172 (SILENCE) 1926 01:34:05,173 --> 01:34:07,843 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) 1927 01:34:33,936 --> 01:34:35,971 (APPLAUSE FADES) 1928 01:34:37,505 --> 01:34:38,506 I remember. 1929 01:34:42,244 --> 01:34:44,278 (PIANO PLAYING) 1930 01:34:44,279 --> 01:34:45,881 The first moment we met. 1931 01:34:48,283 --> 01:34:49,517 I remember I said... 1932 01:34:50,853 --> 01:34:54,122 - I said to him. - (FINGERS SNAPPING) 1933 01:34:54,123 --> 01:34:55,689 ♪ Hi ♪ 1934 01:34:55,690 --> 01:34:57,525 ♪ Hello, lovely to meet ♪ 1935 01:34:59,327 --> 01:35:00,528 ♪ Please have a seat ♪ 1936 01:35:01,997 --> 01:35:03,631 ♪ Coffee or tea ♪ 1937 01:35:04,933 --> 01:35:07,836 ♪ I have Darjeeling And green ♪ 1938 01:35:07,837 --> 01:35:10,471 ♪ I have a feeling ♪ 1939 01:35:10,472 --> 01:35:12,239 ♪ I've seen you before ♪ 1940 01:35:12,240 --> 01:35:15,409 ♪ Those bright eyes That brown hair ♪ 1941 01:35:15,410 --> 01:35:18,580 ♪ And that do-you-dare smile ♪ 1942 01:35:19,714 --> 01:35:22,383 ♪ Enchanté ♪ 1943 01:35:22,384 --> 01:35:25,386 ♪ My stranger ♪ 1944 01:35:25,387 --> 01:35:27,022 ♪ Stay for a while ♪ 1945 01:35:27,023 --> 01:35:28,023 (DOOR CLATTERS) 1946 01:35:31,293 --> 01:35:33,144 (FINGERS SNAPPING) 1947 01:35:33,145 --> 01:35:34,996 ♪ Hi ♪ 1948 01:35:34,997 --> 01:35:37,999 ♪ Hello, lovely to meet ♪ 1949 01:35:38,000 --> 01:35:41,035 ♪ You put up your feet ♪ 1950 01:35:41,036 --> 01:35:43,871 ♪ Do you feel the heat? ♪ 1951 01:35:43,872 --> 01:35:46,874 ♪ True, maybe this isn't ♪ 1952 01:35:46,875 --> 01:35:49,944 ♪ The right way But please spend ♪ 1953 01:35:49,945 --> 01:35:53,681 ♪ The night Maybe we could find out ♪ 1954 01:35:53,682 --> 01:35:55,900 ♪ And allay any doubt ♪ 1955 01:35:55,901 --> 01:35:58,120 ♪ This is it ♪ 1956 01:35:59,287 --> 01:36:01,789 ♪ Enchanté ♪ 1957 01:36:01,790 --> 01:36:05,026 ♪ My stranger ♪ 1958 01:36:05,027 --> 01:36:08,029 ♪ Stay for a bit Stay for a touch ♪ 1959 01:36:08,030 --> 01:36:11,232 ♪ Say what you feel Make it too much ♪ 1960 01:36:11,233 --> 01:36:14,436 ♪ I want this every Which way ♪ 1961 01:36:14,437 --> 01:36:16,437 ♪ No need to rush ♪ 1962 01:36:16,438 --> 01:36:19,273 ♪ Stay for a touch Stay for a tad ♪ 1963 01:36:19,274 --> 01:36:22,109 ♪ I wanna have, Wanna be had ♪ 1964 01:36:22,110 --> 01:36:25,780 ♪ I've been too good For too long ♪ 1965 01:36:25,781 --> 01:36:28,750 ♪ Time to be bad ♪ 1966 01:36:29,952 --> 01:36:31,318 - (MONSTER GRUNTING) - (FLESH SQUELCHES) 1967 01:36:31,319 --> 01:36:32,921 ♪ 'Cause this Rip roaring heart's ♪ 1968 01:36:32,922 --> 01:36:35,556 ♪ Growing stronger ♪ 1969 01:36:35,557 --> 01:36:40,262 ♪ This rip roaring heart Won't hold back any longer ♪ 1970 01:36:41,063 --> 01:36:43,147 Did I take that too far? 1971 01:36:43,148 --> 01:36:45,233 ♪ No longer ♪ 1972 01:36:45,234 --> 01:36:46,334 Monster... 1973 01:36:48,503 --> 01:36:49,636 ♪ Hi ♪ 1974 01:36:49,637 --> 01:36:52,307 ♪ Hello, give me your all ♪ 1975 01:36:53,508 --> 01:36:56,143 ♪ Set me aflame ♪ 1976 01:36:56,144 --> 01:36:58,645 ♪ Tear down the wall ♪ 1977 01:36:58,646 --> 01:37:01,615 ♪ Beautiful fate Knew the score ♪ 1978 01:37:01,616 --> 01:37:03,518 ♪ Right when you Bust through ♪ 1979 01:37:03,519 --> 01:37:05,187 (SOBS) You're here. 1980 01:37:06,454 --> 01:37:08,089 Hey, stranger. 1981 01:37:08,090 --> 01:37:10,925 ♪ Go back to before ♪ 1982 01:37:10,926 --> 01:37:14,329 (SOBBING) I thought I'd lost you forever. 1983 01:37:16,231 --> 01:37:17,231 Lose me? 1984 01:37:18,600 --> 01:37:19,733 No. 1985 01:37:19,734 --> 01:37:21,269 You could never lose me, Laura. 1986 01:37:23,771 --> 01:37:25,506 I'm your monster. 1987 01:37:25,507 --> 01:37:28,877 ♪ My stranger ♪ 1988 01:37:30,645 --> 01:37:35,683 ♪ Sweet stranger ♪ 1989 01:37:36,651 --> 01:37:42,024 ♪ My stranger ♪ 1990 01:37:45,360 --> 01:37:47,029 ♪ Lovely to meet you ♪ 1991 01:37:47,662 --> 01:37:48,830 (EXHALES) 1992 01:37:49,531 --> 01:37:51,499 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 1993 01:37:52,434 --> 01:37:54,036 (AUDIENCE MURMURING) 1994 01:37:56,538 --> 01:37:57,705 Is this a part of the show? 1995 01:37:59,374 --> 01:38:02,092 I don't know, but I'm so into it. 1996 01:38:02,093 --> 01:38:04,812 (AUDIENCE SHOUTING, CLAMORING) 1997 01:38:04,813 --> 01:38:06,147 (RULER CLATTERS) 1998 01:38:06,148 --> 01:38:08,516 (SHOUTING, CLAMORING CONTINUES) 1999 01:38:08,517 --> 01:38:12,254 (PIANO PLAYING ) 2000 01:38:24,732 --> 01:38:26,867 (MONSTER GROWLS) 2001 01:38:26,868 --> 01:38:27,669 (upbeat music) ♪ Off with your head 2002 01:38:27,670 --> 01:38:28,669 ♪ Off with your head 2003 01:38:29,504 --> 01:38:30,939 ♪ Off with your head 2004 01:38:30,940 --> 01:38:31,705 ♪ Off, off 2005 01:38:31,706 --> 01:38:33,657 ♪ Off with your head 2006 01:38:33,658 --> 01:38:35,609 ♪ Play dead bitch 2007 01:38:35,610 --> 01:38:36,611 ♪ You heard what I said bitch 2008 01:38:36,612 --> 01:38:41,049 ♪ Off with your head 2009 01:38:41,050 --> 01:38:41,882 ♪ Off, off 2010 01:38:41,883 --> 01:38:43,851 ♪ Off with your head 2011 01:38:43,852 --> 01:38:45,819 ♪ Play dead bitch 2012 01:38:45,820 --> 01:38:47,622 ♪ You heard what I said bitch 2013 01:38:47,623 --> 01:38:48,555 ♪ Don't get it confused 2014 01:38:48,556 --> 01:38:49,791 ♪ Bitch, I'm not just anybody 2015 01:38:49,792 --> 01:38:50,958 ♪ I cut many bodies 2016 01:38:50,959 --> 01:38:52,459 ♪ Chop 'em like I know karate 2017 01:38:52,460 --> 01:38:53,728 ♪ I been known to check a bitch ♪ 2018 01:38:53,729 --> 01:38:55,129 ♪ Who been known to doubt me 2019 01:38:55,130 --> 01:38:56,547 ♪ Can't name the top five 2020 01:38:56,548 --> 01:38:57,966 ♪ Without talkin' bout me 2021 01:38:57,967 --> 01:38:58,832 ♪ Take a shot, sir 2022 01:38:58,833 --> 01:39:00,200 ♪ I don't mean paparazzi 2023 01:39:00,201 --> 01:39:01,585 ♪ Suicidal doors, yeah 2024 01:39:01,586 --> 01:39:02,728 ♪ On my whips, kamikaze 2025 01:39:02,729 --> 01:39:03,871 ♪ Pullin' out the lobby 2026 01:39:03,872 --> 01:39:04,705 ♪ Just to kill 2027 01:39:04,706 --> 01:39:05,507 ♪ That's my only hobby 2028 01:39:05,508 --> 01:39:06,807 ♪ If you a wave 2029 01:39:06,808 --> 01:39:08,209 ♪ Then I'm a fuckin' tsunami 2030 01:39:08,210 --> 01:39:10,145 ♪ One time for the bitches in the back ♪ 2031 01:39:10,146 --> 01:39:11,512 ♪ Yeah 2032 01:39:11,513 --> 01:39:12,547 ♪ Two times if they don't know how to act ♪ 2033 01:39:12,548 --> 01:39:14,215 ♪ Yeah 2034 01:39:14,216 --> 01:39:15,083 ♪ Three times and you know that it's a wrap ♪ 2035 01:39:15,084 --> 01:39:16,150 ♪ Yeah 2036 01:39:16,151 --> 01:39:17,418 ♪ Got a way with words, baby 2037 01:39:17,419 --> 01:39:18,685 ♪ I can give you that ♪ But 2038 01:39:18,686 --> 01:39:20,971 ♪ Who else comin' with a drip like this ♪ 2039 01:39:20,972 --> 01:39:22,931 ♪ Plus spit like a fully loaded Draco clip ♪ 2040 01:39:22,932 --> 01:39:24,892 ♪ Bow down when you talkin' to the queen ♪ 2041 01:39:24,893 --> 01:39:25,892 ♪ Get a grip 2042 01:39:25,893 --> 01:39:26,977 ♪ Man, I gave you bitches life 2043 01:39:26,978 --> 01:39:28,063 ♪ And this the thanks I get 2044 01:39:28,064 --> 01:39:29,396 ♪ Youuuu 2045 01:39:29,397 --> 01:39:30,397 ♪ Think that you know 2046 01:39:30,398 --> 01:39:31,698 ♪ But don't stand too close 2047 01:39:31,699 --> 01:39:33,735 ♪ 'Cause I might explode ♪ Ah, ah 2048 01:39:33,736 --> 01:39:34,535 ♪ Youuuu 2049 01:39:34,536 --> 01:39:35,719 ♪ Must be confused 2050 01:39:35,720 --> 01:39:36,903 ♪ You wanna play games 2051 01:39:36,904 --> 01:39:39,073 ♪ But I wrote the rules ♪ Ha, ha 2052 01:39:39,074 --> 01:39:41,709 ♪ God only knows the things I could do ♪ 2053 01:39:41,710 --> 01:39:43,177 ♪ If you cross me 2054 01:39:43,178 --> 01:39:45,247 ♪ Then I'ma cross you ♪ Youuuu 2055 01:39:45,248 --> 01:39:46,180 ♪ Yes, you 2056 01:39:46,181 --> 01:39:47,181 ♪ Keep pushing your luck 2057 01:39:47,182 --> 01:39:48,183 ♪ And you can find out 2058 01:39:48,184 --> 01:39:50,869 ♪ Real soon, boo 2059 01:39:50,870 --> 01:39:53,555 ♪ Off with your head 2060 01:39:53,556 --> 01:39:54,388 ♪ Off, off 2061 01:39:54,389 --> 01:39:56,173 ♪ Off with your head 2062 01:39:56,174 --> 01:39:57,958 ♪ Play dead bitch 2063 01:39:57,959 --> 01:39:59,194 ♪ You heard what I said bitch 2064 01:39:59,195 --> 01:40:03,898 ♪ Off with your head 2065 01:40:03,899 --> 01:40:04,731 ♪ Off, off 2066 01:40:04,732 --> 01:40:06,683 ♪ Off with your head 2067 01:40:06,684 --> 01:40:08,635 ♪ Play dead bitch 2068 01:40:08,636 --> 01:40:09,937 ♪ You heard what I said bitch 2069 01:40:09,938 --> 01:40:10,937 ♪ Use the plot 2070 01:40:10,938 --> 01:40:12,306 ♪ And it's your last mistake 2071 01:40:12,307 --> 01:40:13,575 ♪ You'll be modeling cement boots ♪ 2072 01:40:13,576 --> 01:40:14,775 ♪ Bottom of a lake 2073 01:40:14,776 --> 01:40:15,977 ♪ You know I be fresh to death 2074 01:40:15,978 --> 01:40:17,411 ♪ Like every damn wake 2075 01:40:17,412 --> 01:40:18,712 ♪ See me bust down the roley 2076 01:40:18,713 --> 01:40:20,247 ♪ Put some diamonds in your face ♪ 2077 01:40:20,248 --> 01:40:22,284 ♪ And this 24 karat chain still heavy weight ♪ 2078 01:40:22,285 --> 01:40:23,651 ♪ Walked it up the roadway 2079 01:40:23,652 --> 01:40:25,419 ♪ You already late 2080 01:40:25,420 --> 01:40:27,289 ♪ No my number be the same in every single state ♪ 2081 01:40:27,290 --> 01:40:28,789 ♪ It's 911 2082 01:40:28,790 --> 01:40:30,257 ♪ Catch me burnin' up the place ♪ 2083 01:40:30,258 --> 01:40:32,227 ♪ So, say it loud for the bitches in the back ♪ 2084 01:40:32,228 --> 01:40:33,594 ♪ Yeah 2085 01:40:33,595 --> 01:40:34,829 ♪ Two times if they don't know how to act ♪ 2086 01:40:34,830 --> 01:40:36,230 ♪ Yeah 2087 01:40:36,231 --> 01:40:37,599 ♪ Three times and you know that it's a wrap ♪ 2088 01:40:37,600 --> 01:40:38,765 ♪ Yeah 2089 01:40:38,766 --> 01:40:40,000 ♪ Got a way words, baby 2090 01:40:40,001 --> 01:40:41,235 ♪ I can give you that 2091 01:40:41,236 --> 01:40:43,504 ♪ Who else comin' with a drip like this ♪ 2092 01:40:43,505 --> 01:40:45,506 ♪ Plus spit like a fully loaded Draco clip ♪ 2093 01:40:45,507 --> 01:40:47,509 ♪ Bow down when you talkin' to the queen ♪ 2094 01:40:47,510 --> 01:40:48,742 ♪ Get a grip 2095 01:40:48,743 --> 01:40:49,743 ♪ Man, I gave you bitches life 2096 01:40:49,744 --> 01:40:50,745 ♪ And this the thanks I get 2097 01:40:50,746 --> 01:40:51,912 ♪ Youuuu 2098 01:40:51,913 --> 01:40:52,913 ♪ Think that you know 2099 01:40:52,914 --> 01:40:54,281 ♪ But don't stand too close 2100 01:40:54,282 --> 01:40:55,650 ♪ Cause I might explode 2101 01:40:55,651 --> 01:40:56,617 ♪ Ah, ah 2102 01:40:56,618 --> 01:40:57,584 ♪ Youuuu 2103 01:40:57,585 --> 01:40:58,485 ♪ Much be confused 2104 01:40:58,486 --> 01:40:59,853 ♪ You wanna plays games 2105 01:40:59,854 --> 01:41:02,189 ♪ But I wrote the rules ♪ Ha, ha 2106 01:41:02,190 --> 01:41:04,526 ♪ God only knows the things I could do ♪ 2107 01:41:04,527 --> 01:41:06,093 ♪ If you cross me 2108 01:41:06,094 --> 01:41:07,862 ♪ Then I'ma cross you ♪ Youuuu 2109 01:41:07,863 --> 01:41:08,795 ♪ Yes, you 2110 01:41:08,796 --> 01:41:09,796 ♪ Keep pushing your luck 2111 01:41:09,797 --> 01:41:10,798 ♪ And you can find out 2112 01:41:10,799 --> 01:41:13,584 ♪ Real soon, boo 2113 01:41:13,585 --> 01:41:16,371 ♪ Off with your head 2114 01:41:16,372 --> 01:41:17,271 ♪ Off, off 2115 01:41:17,272 --> 01:41:19,073 ♪ Off with your head 2116 01:41:19,074 --> 01:41:20,874 ♪ Play dead bitch 2117 01:41:20,875 --> 01:41:22,177 ♪ You heard what I said bitch 2118 01:41:22,178 --> 01:41:26,614 ♪ Off with your head 2119 01:41:26,615 --> 01:41:27,614 ♪ Off, off 2120 01:41:27,615 --> 01:41:29,316 ♪ Off with your head 2121 01:41:29,317 --> 01:41:31,017 ♪ Play dead bitch 2122 01:41:31,018 --> 01:41:35,272 ♪ You heard what I said bitch 2123 01:41:35,273 --> 01:41:39,527 (doo-wop music) ♪ Oooh, oooh 2124 01:41:39,528 --> 01:41:41,529 ♪ Oooooh 2125 01:41:41,530 --> 01:41:43,530 ♪ Waaa 2126 01:41:43,531 --> 01:41:47,734 ♪ Oooh, oooh 2127 01:41:47,735 --> 01:41:51,939 ♪ Oooooooh, waaa 2128 01:41:53,007 --> 01:41:55,409 ♪ We broke up just a week ago 2129 01:41:55,410 --> 01:41:57,812 ♪ How my heart is breaking 2130 01:41:57,813 --> 01:42:00,514 ♪ He'll never know 2131 01:42:00,515 --> 01:42:02,766 ♪ Each night I cry myself to sleep ♪ 2132 01:42:02,767 --> 01:42:05,019 ♪ I count my tears and scattered sheep ♪ 2133 01:42:05,020 --> 01:42:09,290 ♪ I'll never stop loving you 2134 01:42:09,291 --> 01:42:13,561 ♪ But now I know what to do 2135 01:42:13,562 --> 01:42:18,265 ♪ I'll light a candle 2136 01:42:18,266 --> 01:42:22,970 ♪ And hope you'll see me 2137 01:42:24,138 --> 01:42:27,409 ♪ Guiding light, shining bright ♪ 2138 01:42:27,410 --> 01:42:32,280 ♪ And come back to me 2139 01:42:33,114 --> 01:42:36,850 ♪ Oooh, waaa 2140 01:42:36,851 --> 01:42:40,588 (doo-wop music) 2141 01:42:44,792 --> 01:42:49,446 ♪ I'll light a candle 2142 01:42:49,447 --> 01:42:54,101 ♪ I'll say a prayer 2143 01:42:55,270 --> 01:42:56,438 ♪ It's one thing that cheers me ♪ 2144 01:42:56,439 --> 01:42:59,441 ♪ I know someone hears me 2145 01:42:59,442 --> 01:43:03,877 ♪ Way up there 2146 01:43:03,878 --> 01:43:08,549 ♪ I'll light a candle 2147 01:43:08,550 --> 01:43:13,221 ♪ And hope you'll see me 2148 01:43:14,422 --> 01:43:17,991 ♪ Guiding light, shining bright ♪ 2149 01:43:17,992 --> 01:43:22,830 ♪ And darling, please come back to me ♪ 2150 01:43:26,167 --> 01:43:28,035 ♪ Ohhh 150030

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