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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,160 --> 00:00:04,160 Fuck off! 2 00:00:04,280 --> 00:00:06,440 Shame on you! 3 00:00:06,520 --> 00:00:09,120 Bitch! 4 00:00:09,520 --> 00:00:10,800 Go home! 5 00:00:10,880 --> 00:00:12,960 Fuck off, you little piece of shit. 6 00:00:13,160 --> 00:00:14,680 Just go home already. 7 00:00:14,840 --> 00:00:16,640 Get lost! 8 00:00:16,720 --> 00:00:19,240 -Go home! -Aren't you ashamed? 9 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:20,960 Get lost! 10 00:00:21,040 --> 00:00:22,440 What's she doing here? 11 00:00:22,520 --> 00:00:23,920 Fuck off, you piece of shit. 12 00:00:41,440 --> 00:00:42,560 What? 13 00:00:43,760 --> 00:00:44,920 You're usually so strong! 14 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:47,840 -Are you a dirty little whore? -Look at her hair. 15 00:00:49,120 --> 00:00:50,360 She's so pretty. 16 00:00:51,120 --> 00:00:54,080 -You dirty whore. -You little whore. You look so shitty. 17 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:57,720 -Look at you. -What pretty little tears. 18 00:00:57,800 --> 00:01:00,000 Nobody can help you! 19 00:01:00,080 --> 00:01:02,480 I say let's go. Have fun crying! 20 00:01:11,120 --> 00:01:13,720 3 WEEKS EARLIER 21 00:02:08,080 --> 00:02:11,520 Have you ever wondered what we'd be like if we weren't together? 22 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:14,480 Would we listen to different music? 23 00:02:15,040 --> 00:02:16,840 Or think differently about things? 24 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,080 I mean... 25 00:02:19,160 --> 00:02:20,160 MONDAY 06:48 26 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:22,960 ...I'd probably still be Laura, who's terrified of spiders, 27 00:02:23,040 --> 00:02:25,600 and more than that, terrified of not being good enough. 28 00:02:26,120 --> 00:02:27,400 We would be different. 29 00:02:27,840 --> 00:02:30,680 -Different than now, right? -Do you want to be different? 30 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:33,280 I didn't mean it that way. 31 00:02:33,360 --> 00:02:35,880 But you have an influence on me. And I on you. 32 00:02:36,880 --> 00:02:40,920 I'm just curious what it'd be like without you. 33 00:02:48,920 --> 00:02:51,000 I've never asked myself that before. 34 00:02:51,080 --> 00:02:53,440 Not because I'm not interested, 35 00:02:53,520 --> 00:02:56,120 but because I'm happy, with who I became because of you. 36 00:02:58,360 --> 00:03:00,760 -Too cheesy? -Much too cheesy. 37 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:10,240 -Oh, man. -Mom's about to get up. 38 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:12,480 How come I'm not allowed to sleep here yet? 39 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:17,320 Because my mom thinks I'm good and innocent. 40 00:03:21,720 --> 00:03:23,640 Breakfast in 20 minutes! 41 00:03:23,720 --> 00:03:27,160 And before Oli sneaks out the window, I'll set a place for him. 42 00:03:28,880 --> 00:03:30,520 Thanks, Mom. 43 00:03:31,880 --> 00:03:34,760 At least she knows you aren't good anymore. 44 00:03:35,440 --> 00:03:37,240 Or innocent. 45 00:03:59,520 --> 00:04:03,240 Have you ever noticed how stupid it is to watch other people skateboard? 46 00:04:03,320 --> 00:04:04,320 MONDAY 14:53 47 00:04:04,400 --> 00:04:07,280 -As stupid as skateboarding yourself. -You never skateboarded. 48 00:04:08,080 --> 00:04:09,320 Yeah, I... 49 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:13,080 never did synchronized swimming either, but I know it's stupid. 50 00:04:24,280 --> 00:04:26,120 I had a totally awesome dream. 51 00:04:26,840 --> 00:04:28,120 Listen. 52 00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:30,680 I dreamed I was on a dark street, 53 00:04:30,760 --> 00:04:33,480 like a completely dark room. 54 00:04:33,560 --> 00:04:36,800 And suddenly this guy appeared at the end of the street. 55 00:04:36,880 --> 00:04:38,400 I didn't recognize his face. 56 00:04:38,480 --> 00:04:42,640 I start to panic, reach in my pocket, and suddenly I find a gun. 57 00:04:44,520 --> 00:04:46,680 So I aim at this person. 58 00:04:46,760 --> 00:04:49,560 Just when I'm about to pull the trigger, I recognize his face. 59 00:04:49,640 --> 00:04:50,680 Your face. 60 00:04:51,720 --> 00:04:52,760 Yeah. 61 00:04:54,120 --> 00:04:55,440 Yeah, thanks. 62 00:04:55,960 --> 00:04:57,120 I feel really honored. 63 00:04:57,760 --> 00:04:59,000 You should. 64 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:04,600 Hey, wait. 65 00:05:06,760 --> 00:05:08,000 Guys, get a room. 66 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:09,880 Jealous or what? 67 00:05:12,080 --> 00:05:13,360 We're on for tonight? 68 00:05:13,440 --> 00:05:14,560 Yeah, but not 'til seven. 69 00:05:14,640 --> 00:05:15,920 I'm home alone before. 70 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:17,680 What're you doing tonight? 71 00:05:17,760 --> 00:05:19,360 Gambling. I told you. 72 00:05:20,040 --> 00:05:21,440 Didn't I tell you? 73 00:05:22,120 --> 00:05:24,280 Actually, we had a date. 74 00:05:24,360 --> 00:05:26,200 Fuck. I forgot. 75 00:05:26,280 --> 00:05:27,480 Tomorrow, I promise. 76 00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:30,640 Until then I'm looking for a new boyfriend. 77 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:32,840 Hopefully, he looks as good as I do. 78 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:42,920 Supposedly she had a nose job together with her mother. 79 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:44,800 Perverse, right? 80 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:48,040 If she likes it? 81 00:05:49,480 --> 00:05:50,960 "If she likes it?" 82 00:05:52,640 --> 00:05:53,920 You know Bastian, right? 83 00:05:54,480 --> 00:05:56,960 -A grade above us with dark hair? -Yeah. 84 00:05:59,080 --> 00:06:01,160 Yesterday, Fee gave him a blowjob in the toilet. 85 00:06:02,280 --> 00:06:03,400 Is that true? 86 00:06:04,520 --> 00:06:05,920 That's what they say. 87 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:10,880 If one says it, it's a lie. If two say it, it's a lie. If three say it, it's true. 88 00:06:12,280 --> 00:06:14,440 I didn't know they were together. 89 00:06:18,680 --> 00:06:21,840 You're so cute when you're naive. 90 00:06:25,840 --> 00:06:27,120 Hey! 91 00:06:29,880 --> 00:06:34,480 MONDAY 19:46 92 00:07:35,720 --> 00:07:38,360 That was great, wasn't it? 93 00:07:40,280 --> 00:07:42,640 Hang on, I want to take a look. 94 00:07:45,880 --> 00:07:48,240 Now. 95 00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:54,680 If he cheats, doesn't respect your decisions, 96 00:07:54,760 --> 00:07:57,920 he doesn't trust you and takes your freedom away, 97 00:07:58,000 --> 00:07:59,760 or he lies to you. 98 00:07:59,840 --> 00:08:01,640 Or he takes a relationship test with me. 99 00:08:01,720 --> 00:08:04,480 -Take the questions seriously. -What is it this time? 100 00:08:04,560 --> 00:08:06,320 Age restriction on YouTube. 101 00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:07,720 What do I have to do? 102 00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:10,680 Take off the "http" in front and replace it with "nsfw." 103 00:08:10,760 --> 00:08:12,080 Without a period. 104 00:08:13,720 --> 00:08:14,960 Ciao. 105 00:08:15,040 --> 00:08:17,880 Here I am again, Natasha. 106 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:21,440 And the theme is the perfect blowjob. 107 00:08:22,320 --> 00:08:23,920 I have prepared something for you. 108 00:08:24,360 --> 00:08:26,480 But you know what? Forget it. 109 00:08:27,160 --> 00:08:29,160 I have something much better for you. 110 00:08:31,440 --> 00:08:36,520 This. When you stimulate the man here, 111 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:39,000 with the tongue, the lips, 112 00:08:39,080 --> 00:08:40,280 he'll go completely nuts. 113 00:08:40,360 --> 00:08:43,600 You must make the man feel it's the most delicious... 114 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:45,720 Here he is very sensitive. 115 00:08:46,080 --> 00:08:47,640 I would choose "A." 116 00:08:47,840 --> 00:08:51,640 You can always alternate your fingers... 117 00:08:51,720 --> 00:08:53,960 The perfect blowjob? 118 00:08:54,040 --> 00:08:55,760 What kind of sexist shit is that? 119 00:08:56,320 --> 00:08:58,880 For you everything is sexist shit. Give it back. 120 00:08:59,360 --> 00:09:01,920 Do you think Oli Googles how to lick you the right way? 121 00:09:03,160 --> 00:09:05,560 Do you think Fee just sucked on it? 122 00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:07,440 Hey. 123 00:09:07,840 --> 00:09:10,080 You're afraid of losing him to that bimbo? 124 00:09:10,160 --> 00:09:13,000 Hey guys, why is it always about sex with you? 125 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:16,120 Let's drink to that. 126 00:09:23,960 --> 00:09:25,040 I wanna see it, too. 127 00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:30,560 Tongue, lips... 128 00:09:30,640 --> 00:09:32,640 So are you ready for your score? 129 00:09:32,720 --> 00:09:33,760 Kill me now! 130 00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:36,600 "So you're working toward a family. 131 00:09:36,680 --> 00:09:40,520 "You wish for a loving husband, children, and a nice house. 132 00:09:40,600 --> 00:09:44,080 "You're the quiet type, and many people like your quiet nature. 133 00:09:44,160 --> 00:09:49,720 "Quick tip: You should try something new. It will help you in life." 134 00:09:50,920 --> 00:09:52,720 What, those were your answers. 135 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:55,680 No, yours, those were your answers. 136 00:09:55,760 --> 00:09:57,680 The complete opposite of Zoe. 137 00:10:00,440 --> 00:10:02,880 So I should try something new. 138 00:10:02,960 --> 00:10:04,240 Let's start with this. 139 00:10:05,240 --> 00:10:06,440 Bottoms up. 140 00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:09,920 And what are we drinking to? 141 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,320 World peace? 142 00:10:12,720 --> 00:10:14,480 To Julia's relationship tests. 143 00:10:14,560 --> 00:10:16,840 To love. 144 00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:19,000 To us! 145 00:10:19,080 --> 00:10:20,080 Cheers! 146 00:10:22,240 --> 00:10:23,480 Does it have any tonic in it? 147 00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:25,440 You made it. 148 00:10:25,520 --> 00:10:28,640 I didn't make anything. 149 00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:32,040 What was that? 150 00:10:34,840 --> 00:10:37,400 What helps with a Kater? 151 00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:41,400 -The domestic cat is a subspecies of... -Stop. 152 00:10:41,480 --> 00:10:43,880 -Not "Kater" like cats. -May I continue reading? 153 00:10:43,960 --> 00:10:47,240 "Kater" like headaches. Hangover. 154 00:10:47,320 --> 00:10:48,840 No. No information. 155 00:10:54,960 --> 00:10:56,400 Just call in sick. 156 00:10:56,480 --> 00:11:00,480 No, I can't. I've got English now. 157 00:11:08,240 --> 00:11:09,800 It still hurts. 158 00:11:14,160 --> 00:11:15,560 It's a little better. 159 00:11:17,560 --> 00:11:20,240 Great. Then I don't need to give you the headache pills. 160 00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:23,040 You have one? 161 00:11:23,120 --> 00:11:24,280 Where? 162 00:11:24,880 --> 00:11:26,920 -Front pocket. -Can you give it to me? 163 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,240 No. 164 00:11:44,720 --> 00:11:46,080 Should I get pizza? 165 00:11:46,920 --> 00:11:48,760 No, you don't have to. 166 00:11:48,840 --> 00:11:51,160 I'm happy to. It's on me. You know that. 167 00:11:52,560 --> 00:11:54,160 It makes me uncomfortable. 168 00:11:54,720 --> 00:11:55,840 But thanks. 169 00:11:56,440 --> 00:11:57,480 What for? 170 00:11:57,560 --> 00:12:00,080 For wanting to fix me. 171 00:12:05,240 --> 00:12:07,640 -What do you actually think of her? -Who? 172 00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:10,800 Who? Fee, of course. 173 00:12:12,040 --> 00:12:13,680 Yeah, not my type. 174 00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:16,360 And what is your type? 175 00:12:21,360 --> 00:12:22,640 You're my type. 176 00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:26,520 What's the matter? Don't you trust me? 177 00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:29,960 Yes. 178 00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:35,200 I love you. Only you. 179 00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:42,160 English. 180 00:12:47,080 --> 00:12:50,800 -When do they take effect? -In an hour. 181 00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:04,680 TUESDAY 13:30 182 00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:06,280 Why do we need math again? 183 00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:08,160 -No idea. -To graduate? 184 00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:10,440 Nah, later in life. 185 00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:12,440 Nobody needs loga-fucking-rithms. 186 00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:14,280 Are we doing it now? 187 00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:15,920 We did it in 11th grade. 188 00:13:17,560 --> 00:13:18,560 No shit. 189 00:13:20,080 --> 00:13:21,760 -I need to pee. What about you? -No. 190 00:13:23,520 --> 00:13:24,680 Did we have homework? 191 00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:28,800 -Do you know how many calories it has? -How many? 192 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,320 -Butter? -Yeah. 193 00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:32,840 What kind of cheese? 194 00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:37,360 -Gouda. I don't know. We've had... -Three hundred twenty one. 195 00:13:37,840 --> 00:13:39,520 Page 321? 196 00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:41,040 No, 321 calories. 197 00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:44,240 -You want to know the fat content, too? -Nope. 198 00:13:45,920 --> 00:13:48,280 Thirteen fats, seven of them saturated. 199 00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:49,800 And no, we didn't have homework. 200 00:13:49,880 --> 00:13:51,280 Fuck that. 201 00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:56,080 Oh, yum. 202 00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:57,800 You get used to it. 203 00:13:58,840 --> 00:13:59,840 Really? 204 00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:02,440 You don't get likes with a cheese sandwich. 205 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,360 You don't need to lose weight. 206 00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:06,240 You're pretty like you are. 207 00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:12,640 And I'm not or what? 208 00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:14,720 It's the cheese sandwich. 209 00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:25,360 TUESDAY 17:34 210 00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:31,240 ZOE: Where are you? 211 00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:58,520 LAURA: WTF???!!! 212 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:01,040 ZOE: She just sent it to me too. 213 00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:03,000 LAURA: Does she know who that is? 214 00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:05,720 ZOE: Number unknown. Do you recognize the voice? 215 00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:06,800 LAURA: No, you? 216 00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:09,920 ZOE: Nope. He's been texting her. And today this. WTF!!! 217 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:12,160 LAURA: How is she? 218 00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:16,840 ZOE: She thinks it's funny. You know her. Julia would never say she's feeling bad. 219 00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:28,760 TUESDAY 19:17 220 00:15:31,520 --> 00:15:33,160 DANIEL 221 00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:39,440 Do you think it's that good? 222 00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:44,000 -Well? -Well? 223 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:47,600 -What are you doing? -Nothing. You? 224 00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:50,560 Congratulating you. 225 00:15:51,120 --> 00:15:52,480 -Is something wrong? -Nope. 226 00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:54,400 What? What did I win? 227 00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:57,160 We have been friends 228 00:15:57,240 --> 00:15:58,840 for exactly five years today. 229 00:15:58,920 --> 00:16:00,200 You remembered that? 230 00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:03,680 Yeah, of course. So... what are you giving me? 231 00:16:09,080 --> 00:16:11,280 -Listen. -Yeah? 232 00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:16,800 Are you ready for the ultimate anniversary gift? 233 00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:19,360 -I'm all excited. -Okay. 234 00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:22,440 -Ready? -Yes. 235 00:16:22,520 --> 00:16:23,560 Go. 236 00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:29,520 Okay, you are so weird. 237 00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:30,920 Yeah, right. 238 00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:34,480 That's why I've burped and puked in front of you, 239 00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:37,480 picked my nose, and grabbed my crotch. 240 00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:42,000 -Oh no, that was all you. -We've been friends for five years, 241 00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:43,480 what do you expect? 242 00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:44,760 I don't know. 243 00:16:45,440 --> 00:16:49,360 There are no more surprises. We've seen it all. 244 00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:53,240 Yeah, maybe we should just split up. 245 00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:56,440 You're right. 246 00:16:58,920 --> 00:17:00,080 Well then. 247 00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:02,000 Take care, bitch. 248 00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:03,720 Do better, anal banana. 249 00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:09,800 One, two, three. 250 00:17:12,880 --> 00:17:15,200 Tell me, what took you so long? 251 00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:22,720 -That was three seconds! Maximum. -Five at least. 252 00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:25,160 Anal banana? 253 00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:28,720 Sorry, I couldn't think of anything better under pressure. You know. 254 00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:30,880 But what was that with bitch? 255 00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:34,040 We can agree we're bad at insults. 256 00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:36,400 But we are unbeatable at being nice. 257 00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:38,680 Oh thanks, we're so boring. 258 00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:42,360 A little, right? 259 00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:45,760 -Hey. -I didn't hear you ring the bell. 260 00:17:45,840 --> 00:17:47,400 Your mother let me in. 261 00:17:49,840 --> 00:17:52,720 -Well, dude, what's up? -Man, it's Oliver. 262 00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:56,440 Daniel. Did you hear from Chris and Rene? They're back from London. 263 00:17:57,320 --> 00:17:59,240 -In the apartment or what? -Yes. 264 00:17:59,320 --> 00:18:01,520 -No, haven't seen that yet. -Read your messages. 265 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:04,920 I'm hanging up, okay? 266 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,520 -Okay. Have fun. -Bye. 267 00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:13,160 -You did bring pizza. -Surprise. Here you go. 268 00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:19,400 -It's salami. This is yours. -Here. 269 00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:25,920 You're welcome. 270 00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:28,240 You're welcome. I know. 271 00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:34,960 Quiet. 272 00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:36,920 Quiet. 273 00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:38,720 Quiet. 274 00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:07,080 Did you ask your mother about the party on Saturday? 275 00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:08,880 I don't have to. She's working. 276 00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:12,960 I was thinking we should find a date for Daniel. 277 00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:15,760 -What, like a blind date or what? -Yeah. 278 00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:18,360 I think he should finally fire off. 279 00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:22,120 Oh man, blind dates always backfire. 280 00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:26,840 Yeah, I'll organize it. What do you think? 281 00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:29,440 Yeah, whatever. If you say so. 282 00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:35,680 Well, I'll be on my way. See you around. 283 00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:42,520 And now extend them. 284 00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:43,960 WEDNESDAY 10:47 285 00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:46,000 Really come forward, really come forward. 286 00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:49,440 Change. Quick. And chest. 287 00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:52,320 Ten push-ups again, go. 288 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:55,360 Girls do girl push-ups, boys do boy push-ups. 289 00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:59,280 Here we go. One, two, three, four. 290 00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:03,120 -Who else knows about the video? -Only you two. I want to keep it that way. 291 00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:06,120 I don't know. I think it's totally creepy. 292 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:08,720 It's just some stupid video. 293 00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:12,680 -You know how boys are. -No one ever sent me a video like that. 294 00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:16,520 -Maybe he's in love or something. -You really think it's okay? 295 00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:18,160 No. 296 00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:21,440 But I don't think it's that bad either. 297 00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:24,160 -I think it's disgusting. -I think it's disgusting, too. 298 00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:27,760 Hey, guys, you have to promise me you won't show it to anyone. Really. 299 00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:29,480 Not even Oli. 300 00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:32,880 -Laura. -Yeah, okay. I promise. 301 00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:34,720 Shake it off well. 302 00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:39,680 -Let's go! -Are you talking about me? 303 00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:42,120 You'd like that. 304 00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:43,760 That's exactly the problem. 305 00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:47,360 -You don't talk behind my back. -You don't want that, Killi. 306 00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:49,520 -One, two... -Of course. 307 00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:53,480 I'm tired of always being the nice guy who does your IT shit. 308 00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:56,320 I'm 16 and still a virgin. 309 00:20:57,560 --> 00:20:59,400 -Too much information. -Come on, Killi. 310 00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:00,920 Nerds are the new cool. 311 00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:03,560 I hadn't noticed. 312 00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:06,440 Someday you'll take over the school, and you'll be in charge. 313 00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:09,360 Let me ask you, ladies, what's going on here? 314 00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:10,960 Nah, let me guess. 315 00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:13,080 All three of you got your period. 316 00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:15,320 All at the same time. 317 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:17,520 -We're blood sisters. -Okay. 318 00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:18,680 This is the last time. 319 00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:22,240 Next time go to the parallel class, because you're disrupting PE. 320 00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:25,440 -Killian, what're you doing? -I have my period too. 321 00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:29,320 All right, okay. Off to the locker room, Gym clothes on. Otherwise, it's an F. 322 00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:31,240 And we run here. 323 00:21:31,320 --> 00:21:33,560 -All right, Mrs. Pauli. -What did you say? 324 00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:36,920 Did I say anything about stopping? 325 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,400 What's going on? You're mixing up the exercises. 326 00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:41,360 Go on! I said, keep going. 327 00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:45,520 -And go! And one, and two, and three... -I'm going to change my tampon. 328 00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:48,400 I can't believe he doesn't know. 329 00:21:57,320 --> 00:21:59,640 Don't turn around. Don't! 330 00:22:01,360 --> 00:22:02,680 What is it? 331 00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:04,800 Two guys have been watching. 332 00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:06,520 Tell me when I can look. 333 00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:09,400 Now! 334 00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:14,080 They were looking just now, man. 335 00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:16,800 -Sure? -Yes. 336 00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:18,400 Oh, embarrassing. 337 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:22,360 -Do you know them? -Nope, luckily not. 338 00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:31,360 OLI: I have the perfect girl for Daniel. Should I invite her? 339 00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:32,800 -Oli? -Yeah. 340 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,560 Tell me, do you think we look happy together? 341 00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:47,920 -You and me? -Oli and me, you dummy. 342 00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:50,400 What kind of question is that? 343 00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:54,960 Well, do we look happy, like a couple, 344 00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:57,120 like when we're together? When we kiss? 345 00:22:57,600 --> 00:23:00,800 I've got better things to do than watching you and Oli make out. 346 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,640 Dude, I'm serious. 347 00:23:04,120 --> 00:23:06,680 Who gives a shit if you look happy? 348 00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:10,720 I mean to others. The main thing is that you're happy, right? 349 00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:15,320 Hey! 350 00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:31,280 Oh, God, so embarrassing. 351 00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:35,000 Cute couple. 352 00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:43,320 Are you happy with Oli? 353 00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:47,040 It was a dumb question. Forget it. 354 00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:55,360 I get the feeling you're hoping Oli will start something with Fee, 355 00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:58,080 so you have a reason to break up with him. 356 00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:02,320 -That's not true, and you know it. -Then don't make problems! 357 00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:06,520 Oh, give me that. 358 00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:11,200 -Should I invite her or not? -Yeah. 359 00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:12,600 Yeah. 360 00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:15,920 LAURA: Just invite her. 361 00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:18,000 Oh, God. 362 00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:22,400 Bring her to me. 363 00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:27,600 THURSDAY 12:08 364 00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:38,440 Do you have toilet paper? 365 00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:41,680 Yeah, sure. 366 00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:48,040 Here. 367 00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:53,800 Can I have some more? 368 00:24:57,920 --> 00:24:59,720 -Is it enough? -Yeah. 369 00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:06,360 LAURA: Are you done with the homework? 370 00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:11,760 WHOEVER READS THIS IS STUPID! 371 00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:28,200 WHOEVER READS THIS IS SPECIAL. 372 00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:34,880 ZOE: Yo. You can come back. 373 00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:38,760 -Hey. -Hey. 374 00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:40,680 I didn't even recognize you. 375 00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:47,840 -Why yellow? -Training is in English. 376 00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:01,880 You want some? 377 00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:04,320 Come here. 378 00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:15,720 Nice eyes. 379 00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:21,880 Are you afraid of me? Don't worry, I don't hit on every girl. 380 00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:27,800 -Awesome, isn't it? -What does it cost? 381 00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:30,240 About 30. 382 00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:33,520 I'd have to babysit for four hours. 383 00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:36,040 -Smoke? -No. 384 00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:43,680 Where are you from, anyway? 385 00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:46,360 I was in high school in Hamburg. 386 00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:50,120 And then my parents divorced, 387 00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:53,480 and my mother moved here with everything she had. 388 00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:56,840 I hated Hamburg anyway. 389 00:26:58,160 --> 00:27:00,600 -And your father? -I don't like him. Asshole. 390 00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:12,400 Hey, can I ask you one more question? 391 00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:15,240 Do you want to know how I realized I like girls? 392 00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:22,520 I don't know, I just noticed it at some point. 393 00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:24,240 You know when you're 14, 394 00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:26,760 and you've always done what everyone wants? 395 00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:31,520 Then I realized it wasn't my thing, 396 00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:33,720 and then I just did what I wanted. 397 00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:36,320 Then somehow I realized it. 398 00:27:42,360 --> 00:27:46,600 Weren't you afraid of doing something wrong? 399 00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:53,080 I don't know. How can you find out who you are if you don't make mistakes? 400 00:27:54,120 --> 00:27:55,560 There's no such thing as right. 401 00:27:57,720 --> 00:27:58,720 Come on. 402 00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:02,320 FRIDAY 19:26 403 00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:05,280 He returns the pass. That should be an opportunity. 404 00:28:06,360 --> 00:28:09,240 -Did you see that? -Now it comes in. Will there be a goal? 405 00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:11,160 Now it's on! 406 00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:12,920 And another goal. 407 00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:16,200 Goal for the BVB. 408 00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:19,760 -And in the corner. -He just had to do it. 409 00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:22,720 Like Messi. 410 00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:29,720 Tomorrow you can thank us for the fact you finally got to fire. 411 00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:33,400 Thanks for asking if I wanted to. 412 00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:34,480 Yeah. 413 00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:37,720 That's the point of blind dates. 414 00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:39,600 You have zero say in the matter. 415 00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:42,120 -Do I at least have a veto? -Are you dreaming? 416 00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:43,400 I'm out of here. 417 00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:45,720 You just got here. 418 00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:49,320 Yeah, but I don't have to be here when you're smoking weed and gossip. 419 00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:51,080 Wait a minute. 420 00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:54,280 Say, how long has it been since your last kiss? 421 00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:56,600 -No idea. -Yes, exactly. 422 00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:59,440 We don't want you to embarrass yourself on the first date. 423 00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:02,240 Would you? 424 00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:08,240 -Would I what? -Kiss Daniel so he knows how it's done. 425 00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:11,400 Are you serious? 426 00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:14,840 -When did you get so boring? -Fuck you. 427 00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:17,320 It's just a harmless kiss, nothing to it. 428 00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:20,880 Just a harmless kiss, Oli? 429 00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:23,160 How many harmless kisses have you given? 430 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:26,720 I didn't mean to say it like that. 431 00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:29,680 Come on, tell me. It's all just fun. 432 00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:31,720 It's all just a game. 433 00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:33,800 I'm sorry, okay? 434 00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:35,560 It's all too stupid for me. 435 00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:39,480 Stay, please. 436 00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:45,760 Can we all just go back to normal? 437 00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:47,280 I am so normal. 438 00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:50,760 And you, Daniel? You're totally normal too, aren't you? 439 00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:54,120 I suppose we can't just forget what happened in the last minute 440 00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:56,000 and keep going where we left off? 441 00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:01,720 -Are you fucking serious? -What do you want to hear? 442 00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:05,080 So with tongue or without? 443 00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:07,480 Come on, let's go in there. 444 00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:09,040 What? No! 445 00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:10,640 Okay, then out here. 446 00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:12,640 So with tongue or without? 447 00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:15,840 -I think I'm going to be sick. -Thanks. 448 00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:17,280 No, that's not what I meant. 449 00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:18,680 Hands here. 450 00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:23,560 Okay, do we keep our eyes open? 451 00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:26,800 No, right? So with tongue or without? 452 00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:30,240 Just tell me what you want me to do and I'll do it. 453 00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:32,320 But please stop being like that. 454 00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:36,520 Oli, don't act like that. It's just for Daniel and his date. 455 00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:39,320 With tongue. And eyes closed. 456 00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:40,960 I think I'm going to puke. 457 00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:43,240 Eyes closed. 458 00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:50,880 Okay. It was a stupid idea. Sorry. 459 00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:54,040 I get it, I'm an asshole, and I'm sorry, okay? 460 00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:56,360 -It's all good. -Asshole is an understatement. 461 00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:58,240 Yeah, let's agree on total asshole. 462 00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:03,120 -I said that I get your point, okay? -Total giant asshole. 463 00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:05,840 How do you put up with me? 464 00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:11,360 Maybe because I'm your mega super giant asshole? 465 00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:20,640 -What are you doing on your phone? -Niklas is texting me. 466 00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:23,960 -Poor you. -Laura, you have a totally cool apartment. 467 00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:25,840 -Vodka or gin? -Vodka. 468 00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:28,080 Laura, did you use to have black hair? 469 00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:29,160 Yeah. 470 00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:33,040 That's me with my dad at the Baltic Sea just after my birthday. 471 00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:35,200 -Were you really close? -Yeah. 472 00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:38,600 -That's my mom's new lover. -Is he nice? 473 00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:41,840 Yeah, if he didn't try to act like my dad the whole time. 474 00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:45,280 -Don't chatter, drink. -I don't drink. 475 00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:46,800 You don't drink? 476 00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:49,680 That's not going in your favor. 477 00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:53,000 This smells totally disgusting. 478 00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:55,080 But I'll give it a try. 479 00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:59,120 It doesn't look bad. 480 00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:02,080 Fuck, guys, turn off the music, will you? 481 00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:04,680 Music off, now! Quick. 482 00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:09,920 -Hey, Mommy. -"Mommy." 483 00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:13,000 Yeah, it's all good. 484 00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:16,880 No, I'm at home. Yes, I'll make myself something to eat. 485 00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:20,360 No, it's the TV that's so loud. 486 00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:22,360 Yeah, exactly. 487 00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:26,640 Yeah, I'll go to bed early. But don't wake me up tomorrow, okay? 488 00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:28,720 Love you, ciao. 489 00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:31,840 Man, can't you guys just shut up for once? 490 00:32:32,680 --> 00:32:34,280 Catch it! 491 00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:37,760 Shut up! 492 00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:41,720 SATURDAY 21:46 493 00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:43,880 Oh, shit, I had to so bad. 494 00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:46,720 Can you feel anything? 495 00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:48,960 Yeah. 496 00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:51,960 Yes, exactly. Another one. 497 00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:55,240 Slow down your peeing. 498 00:32:57,760 --> 00:32:59,760 Look. 499 00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:05,800 -A little photo shoot. -No. 500 00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:08,360 -Dude! -Zoe, no! 501 00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:10,840 -What are you doing with it? -I'm sending it to Niklas. 502 00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:12,080 Who is Niklas? 503 00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:18,440 -On, off. On, off. On, off. -Off. 504 00:33:18,520 --> 00:33:20,240 Guys, come on, we're way too late! 505 00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:22,520 You guys have to help, I want to upload a few. 506 00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:24,200 Upload? 507 00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:25,760 I'll post them on Instagram. 508 00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:28,800 No, that... 509 00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:31,520 Yeah, that. Guys, okay. 510 00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:33,520 Careful! 511 00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:36,280 -Guys, what's with you? -Uploaded! 512 00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:38,480 Cool! 513 00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:40,480 Bye, Niklas, bye. 514 00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:42,800 Take your own bottle. 515 00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:45,600 I'm ready. 516 00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:48,960 I'm happy. 517 00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:52,000 What was the craziest thing you've ever done? 518 00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:55,240 Popped pills and waited for the effects. 519 00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:57,480 Count to three. 520 00:33:58,080 --> 00:34:00,080 One, two, three. 521 00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:03,160 Hey, if you jump, I'll kill you. 522 00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:09,480 All together. 523 00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:11,880 One, two, three! 524 00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:20,960 Oh shit! 525 00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:23,880 Cheers! 526 00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:31,640 SUNDAY 00:12 527 00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:36,360 -Isn't there any lemonade? -Hey, that's vodka. 528 00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:38,960 We're gonna do it now! 529 00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:40,920 Cheers! 530 00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:45,480 Disgusting. 531 00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:48,640 Did they dump ashes in it? 532 00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:53,040 How many is that so far? 533 00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:56,320 Four. I stopped counting at eleven. 534 00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:05,760 -You okay? -Great. Why does everyone keep asking? 535 00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:08,480 I don't know. You're so different somehow. 536 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:12,400 Laura, can you please stop? 537 00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:14,760 -You're not my mother. -Just relax. 538 00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:17,360 Yes, you should relax. 539 00:35:24,720 --> 00:35:27,360 Laura, where are you? 540 00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:32,080 Dance, come on! 541 00:35:35,720 --> 00:35:37,240 Ew, not in the sink. 542 00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:39,040 That's nasty! 543 00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:43,520 Did you see Daniel's date? 544 00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:47,520 Oh, she's cute. 545 00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:53,480 You smell good! 546 00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:55,120 Shall we go to the bathroom again? 547 00:35:56,960 --> 00:35:58,640 Have you seen Christian yet? 548 00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:01,280 Come to the bathroom? 549 00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:04,600 No. Say no to drugs. 550 00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:08,080 She is not his type. 551 00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:10,760 Not jealous at all? 552 00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:15,280 -Of Daniel's date? Why should I be? -Of Fee in the bathroom with your guy. 553 00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:17,520 Nah, why? 554 00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:21,280 Even if they do the Chinese sleigh ride? 555 00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:23,640 Chinese what? 556 00:36:23,720 --> 00:36:25,360 It's a sex position. 557 00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:28,480 Come on, you want me to show you? 558 00:36:28,560 --> 00:36:30,560 As described, one leg up... 559 00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:33,560 Oh yeah. 560 00:36:34,240 --> 00:36:36,720 -Who's who now? -My guy. 561 00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:38,560 Yes, she's the woman. 562 00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:40,760 What? Where's Julia? Julia! 563 00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:44,720 I was thinking about your question. 564 00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:46,120 If you and Oli look happy. 565 00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:48,720 I told you it was a stupid question. 566 00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:50,880 What if you guys look happy? 567 00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:55,520 And still do? Would that change how you see Daniel? 568 00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:02,560 -And? -Will you do me a favor? 569 00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:07,280 -What? -Don't be a pussy. Decide who you want. 570 00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:10,760 -Tell me, does it work? -Are you dancing with me? 571 00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:13,560 -In a minute. -I want to dance. 572 00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:58,720 -Have you seen Laura? -No, haven't seen her. 573 00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:00,520 She's puking for sure. 574 00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:08,840 SUNDAY 01:42 575 00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:13,200 Is there room? 576 00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:16,160 -Hey. -Hey. 577 00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:19,800 What are you doing out here? 578 00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:25,000 I'm... I'm not feeling so good. 579 00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:31,480 How is your date? 580 00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:34,840 She was just dancing on the table. 581 00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:39,400 Then the hookup plan was successful after all. 582 00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:42,800 No idea. 583 00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:46,080 -I'm really not good at this. -What? 584 00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:49,560 Small talk. Dates. I... 585 00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:51,600 I'm date dyslexic. 586 00:38:53,120 --> 00:38:54,920 I just can't talk to girls. 587 00:38:56,720 --> 00:38:59,520 You're talking to me now, you date dyslexic. 588 00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:01,280 Yeah, with you it's different. 589 00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:05,280 Thanks. 590 00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:13,120 Do you remember last year's party, 591 00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:16,680 where the music was so loud, we had to shout to talk? 592 00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:22,280 Yeah, and you told me about your dream. 593 00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:25,320 Shit, okay, you remember. 594 00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:29,120 Yeah, the epic dream about our biology teacher. 595 00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:38,080 So you remember just when I shouted it to you, the music went out and... 596 00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:43,720 And everybody heard that you dreamt about Mrs. Kluge. 597 00:39:44,240 --> 00:39:49,840 Yeah. And because I'm so bad at dating, and between us, we had this 598 00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:53,360 -awkward silence, I told her... -You didn't. 599 00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:56,400 about the dream. Yes. 600 00:39:57,160 --> 00:39:59,520 I said I'm a date dyslexic. 601 00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:02,560 -And what did she do? -Laughed. 602 00:40:03,560 --> 00:40:07,480 -She laughed. -It's all good, isn't it? 603 00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:10,200 Didn't sound like it. 604 00:40:11,720 --> 00:40:13,640 I'm sorry. 605 00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:15,840 She wasn't my type anyway. 606 00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:26,960 Oli? 607 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:30,200 Yeah. 608 00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:34,520 Aren't you going to answer him? 609 00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:36,720 No. 610 00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:41,040 He has fun without me. 611 00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:47,040 Oli would never cheat on you. And definitely not with Fee. 612 00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:49,800 He loves only you. 613 00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:57,440 Are you okay? 614 00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:01,440 I'm kind of, I'm... 615 00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:18,040 Oh fuck, sorry. 616 00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:20,480 Yeah, sorry, okay. I needed new ones anyway. 617 00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:36,280 -Where are you going now? -Home. 618 00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:40,800 I'll take you. 619 00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:45,240 Why? 620 00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:47,920 So you can sleep with me? 621 00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:54,280 Wait. 622 00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:05,240 Can you give me a piggyback ride? 623 00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:09,320 -Hop. -Oh, God. 624 00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:12,040 Not so fast! 625 00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:14,360 I think my crown would suit you. 626 00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:37,880 Subtitle translation by Melody Winkle 40926

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