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[birds chirping]
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[Taggie] Fancy a bite, Rupert?
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Ugh, that's wrong.
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Mr Campbell-Black,
may I interest you in some pudding?
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- [Rupert] Yes, you can.
- [horse blusters]
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[whispers] Oh, shit.
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Uh, I was coming to find you.
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Here's me thinking you were going
to grandmother's house.
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- [Basil chuckles]
- My grandmother lives in Ireland.
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Um, I had some leftovers from a job I did.
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It's a spare jam roly-poly.
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Can I interest you in a-a bite?
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[stammers] A bit of it?
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[Basil] I'll have one.
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Hi, Bas. I made it with rhubarb.
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Yeah.
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[sniffs] Mmm. Oh, my God.
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This is excellent. You're not having any?
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No, I'm fine. [sighs] Should we head back?
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- [clicks tongue]
- [horse blusters]
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Okay then.
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Bye, darling.
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- [Taggie] Bye.
- Delicious.
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Well, someone's got
a huge schoolgirl crush.
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Don't be ridiculous.
She's just being thoughtful.
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I was talking about you.
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[chuckles] Roly-poly.
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You lucky bugger.
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I'm not lucky at all.
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I promised Declan
I wouldn't go anywhere near her.
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Well, I'm glad to see
you kept your promise.
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[Basil, Rupert chuckle]
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[♪ opera music playing]
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[♪ "Everybody Wants to
Rule the World" playing]
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[radio reporter] And now,
our TV pick of the week,
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Declan O'Hara has been dominating
the front pages,
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pictured visiting 10 Downing Street
with Minister for Sport,
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Rupert Campbell-Black.
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This week, Mrs Thatcher
returns the invitation,
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putting herself in the hot seat
for a good O'Hara grilling.
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As Declan's star rises even higher
at Corinium than it did at the BBC,
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we're asking ourselves,
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"Is this the most powerful man
in television?"
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Mr O'Hara, Enid Spink.
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- Big fan. I'll be watching Thursday.
- Mm-hmm.
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Give that milk-snatcher
a run for her money.
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I won't let her off easily.
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You have my word.
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Dame Enid,
can I take you through to studio two?
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We can't keep Mr Vereker waiting.
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[♪ theme music playing]
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Now, James, we have a real treat today,
don't we?
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Yes, Sarah. One of England's
leading contemporary composers.
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- And she is a Rutshire resident.
- Ooh.
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So let's have a warm Cotswold Round-Up
welcome for our special guest,
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Dame Edna Spink.
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- [audience applauds]
- [♪ theme music playing]
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[James, Sarah] Ooh. [chuckle]
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Ooh. [chuckles]
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- [James] Ooh.
- [chuckles]
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Ah. [chuckles] Well, now that was quite
an entrance, Dame Edna.
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May I call you Edna?
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As long as you're not going to ask me
to put on a lilac wig
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- and stuff my bra with loo roll.
- [chuckles]
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- [stammers] Apologies, Dame Enid.
- [James, Sarah chuckle]
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You really are a dumb blonde,
aren't you, dear?
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[Sarah chuckles]
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- Well, thank you very much. [chuckles]
- [Sarah chuckles]
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- [Brian] So, uh, judges' desk here.
- [Cameron] Mm-hmm.
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[Brian] Smashing view of
the girls in their swimwear.
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- Ah, beauty contest.
- You are not the only show I'm producing.
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[chuckles]
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Miss Corinium is exactly what
the IBA wants to see us doing.
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- Good regional wholesome fun.
- Mm-hmm. It was Daysee's brainchild.
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Daysee has a brain? [chuckles]
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Who knew? [chuckles]
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- Um, Declan?
- [sucks teeth] Yeah.
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Did you get me an autograph?
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- Mrs Thatcher?
- [groans]
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I'm so sorry, Daysee. I completely forgot.
I'll get it when she comes in, okay?
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Okay, so how was the meeting?
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You and Rupert looked
pretty cosy in those photos.
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- Was Thatcher friendly?
- [scoffs] Define friendly.
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Two boxers circling each other
before the big fight.
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[Declan] Thatcher?
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She's my Wembley Stadium.
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[sucks teeth]
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Do you think I should save
Northern Ireland for part two?
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After the Sunday shopping bill?
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This matters a lot to you.
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I have wanted to interview her ever since
she handbagged her way into number ten.
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But the BBC would never let me at her,
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show everyone who she really is.
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Whatever she's doing,
people want more of it.
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She is selling the state off
to the highest bidder.
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Now she has turned this country into
a land of haves and have-nots, Cameron.
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And you're one of the haves.
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Yeah. Well, I mean... [chuckles]
...I wasn't always.
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- [chuckles]
- Declan, sorry to disturb.
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- Lord B wants you in his office right now.
- [sighs]
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Pardon me, Joyce.
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A friend at Westminster
slipped me something.
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You're not going to believe it.
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It's a draft of a white paper.
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This is embargoed, right?
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- Declan.
- Yeah, yeah. Sorry, Joyce.
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Um, tell Tony
I'll catch up with him later, all right?
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[huffs]
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"A local authority shall not promote
the teaching in any maintained school
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of the acceptability of homosexuality
as a pretended family relationship."
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I mean, it's inhumane.
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This is going to make gay people's lives
harder than they already are.
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Having a tea party?
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[Declan] Inside track in a new
government policy. Fascinating reading.
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[inhales deeply] What do you need?
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The PM's office has faxed a list
of questions they want you to ask.
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[scoffs] "How do you manage to balance
motherhood and your demanding job?"
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[chuckles]
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"D-Do you miss Wilberforce the Cat
now that he's retired?"
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Is this a joke?
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Well, if you don't agree,
she won't do the interview.
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Just tell them we agree.
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And then when I get her on the show,
I can ask me own questions.
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You don't care that screwing
the government might risk the franchise?
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I care that conceding to this shite
risks my reputation, our reputation.
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Tony, he's right.
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Once we're live,
she can hardly walk off set, can she?
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You promised me editorial freedom, Tony.
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I'll ask what I want.
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- This is my interview.
- This is my company.
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And I don't ask questions
about fucking cats.
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[elevator bell dings]
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Get James Vereker up here now.
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Tony, I--
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It said Edna on the cue cards.
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If anyone's head needs to roll here,
it's Deirdre's.
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Sit down.
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[inhales deeply]
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[♪ "Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now" playing]
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[chuckles]
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[singing]
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[elevator bell dings]
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[music continues]
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[chuckles]
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No hard feelings.
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[elevator bell dings]
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[music continues]
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[whispers] The Prime Minister?
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Declan is yesterday's news.
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I feel honoured
sharing that sofa with you.
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Well, after my Thatcher interview,
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there is a very good chance
you'll be on that sofa alone.
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I won't be able to film a teatime show
when I've got the prime-time slot.
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[chuckles] Well, do you think
I'm good enough to fly solo?
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Paul never even watches our show.
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Does, um-- Does Lizzie?
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Oh, Lizzie?
No, she's always too busy writing.
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[sighs] I don't know why she bothers.
It'll just get rejected like the last one.
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Well, if I were your wife, I wouldn't be
able to take my eyes off you for a second.
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Oh?
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What the fuck are you playing at?
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No one wants to see Vereker
interview the Prime Minister.
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Better than watching you
interview an empty chair.
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You'll have to get Rupert back
for another love-in.
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- [chuckles]
- Oh, okay.
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This is because I didn't eviscerate Rupert
for you like you wanted?
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No, it's because you won't do
what you're bloody well told.
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I bring 20 million viewers
to your station each week.
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If you don't like the way I work,
then I quit.
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You might own Corinium, Tony,
but you don't own me.
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[Tony] Hmm. As it happens, I sort of do.
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Firstly, there's that tax bill
I cleared for you.
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Secondly, well,
I was warned you were hard to control.
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Luckily, I got a little insurance policy.
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Patrick's, uh, godfather, I gather,
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got rather close to Maud
last year, didn't he?
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Your wife certainly
likes a man with a moustache.
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[scoffs]
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You have no idea.
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Maud and I don't have secrets.
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All right.
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[sucks teeth]
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But I wonder how happy
young Taggie is gonna be
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when she sees her mother's naked arse
across the centrefold of the Scorpion.
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Be sure to cancel any plans
you have for Friday night.
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Your 20 million viewers will be
watching you judge a beauty contest.
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Bingo.
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Fuck!
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- [horn honks]
- Fuck! [echoing]
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- You're home early.
- I've taken the week off.
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I can finally fix the roof.
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[sniffs] And mow the lawn.
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[stammers] So, what about Mrs Thatcher?
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- Tony's given it to Vereker.
- Why? What did you do?
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I didn't do anything.
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Well, I'm surprised you
didn't resign on the spot then.
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I would have, but as it turns out,
I couldn't.
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- What does that mean?
- [door opens]
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[door slams]
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[Maud groans]
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[footsteps departing]
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[James] Prime Minister.
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[Lizzie imitating Prime Minister]
Yes, Mr Vereker.
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[James] How is it you manage
to be the perfect woman,
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balancing motherhood and
our country with such effortless grace?
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[Lizzie chuckles] Well, any woman
who understands the problems
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of running a home
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will be nearer to understanding
the difficulties of running a country.
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And next, the one about
her relationship with Reagan?
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[normal] No, I'd go for
something more personal,
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while you have her in a soft mood.
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Oh, yeah. You might be right.
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- This is fun, isn't it?
- [grunting]
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Like your days on the Bristol Post
when we used to practise together.
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- Got another one. Ready?
- Yes.
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- [inhales sharply]
- Okay. Uh...
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[clears throat]
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How do the men in your cabinet
respond to your authority, Prime Minister?
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[imitating Prime Minister] Well,
Mr Vereker-- Or can I call you James?
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[chuckles]
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The way I see it,
being powerful is like being a lady.
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If you have to tell people you are...
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[normal] ...then you aren't.
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What are you doing?
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Just trying to have a bit of fun.
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- Please don't.
- Okay.
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- You're not 26 anymore.
- No.
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Um... [sighs] ...right.
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[announcer] The train
now arriving on platform two
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is the 8:36 to London Paddington.
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[train brakes squealing]
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[person] "Letty's nipples hardened
with desire
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as Ferdy led her through the kitchen.
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And in the darkness of the scullery,
he lifted her red taffeta skirt.
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His fingers sought out
the ladder in her tights.
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'I love a ladder,'
Ferdy whispered gruffly.
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'Stairway to heaven and all that.'
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Letty gasped urgently
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as he lingered on
the soft fleshy openings in the nylon.
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Step by step, he climbed
his way up her inner thigh
241
00:14:03,080 --> 00:14:09,119
until he could feel
the biblical heat of her burning bush."
242
00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:12,239
- [patrons gasp]
- You're a genius.
243
00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:14,720
- It's going to be a smash hit.
- [giggling]
244
00:14:16,520 --> 00:14:22,399
- Darling, we both know this isn't James.
- [scoffs]
245
00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:24,479
You simply have to be playing away.
246
00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:27,159
Oh, I've-- I've been
far too busy writing, Carole.
247
00:14:27,160 --> 00:14:30,039
You know what they say.
Keep the drama on the page.
248
00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:32,479
I've never heard such nonsense.
249
00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:36,079
Now tell me. This man of yours, our hero,
250
00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:39,480
he's simply too good not to be true.
251
00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:43,360
[baby crying]
252
00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:50,240
- [chuckles] Freddie Jones.
- [chuckles]
253
00:14:50,760 --> 00:14:52,359
What are you doing here?
254
00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:55,879
Long, hard day at the coalface.
I saw you running down the platform.
255
00:14:55,880 --> 00:14:56,959
Oh, lunch ran on.
256
00:14:56,960 --> 00:15:00,799
I was plied with champagne
and completely lost track of time.
257
00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:03,599
Gentlemen buying you champagne,
no less than you deserve.
258
00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:05,519
[chuckles] Today was good.
259
00:15:05,520 --> 00:15:07,239
I was actually celebrating with my agent.
260
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,479
She loved the first
three chapters of my book.
261
00:15:09,480 --> 00:15:10,919
[chuckles]
262
00:15:10,920 --> 00:15:14,559
Well, why don't we continue
the celebration in first class?
263
00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:16,279
I only have a second-class ticket.
264
00:15:16,280 --> 00:15:18,640
If the conductor comes,
I'll pay the difference.
265
00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:21,119
Come on.
266
00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:22,400
[chuckles]
267
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:34,279
I can't imagine how clever
you got to be to write a book.
268
00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:38,919
I don't think I could have done any of it
without your incredible equipment.
269
00:15:38,920 --> 00:15:42,679
- [chuckles]
- [chuckles] I mean, your word processor.
270
00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:44,680
[chuckles]
271
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,999
Oh. Ah.
272
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:52,080
- Mmm.
- No, no. Valerie would kill me.
273
00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:54,239
She's got me on the Scarsdale diet.
274
00:15:54,240 --> 00:15:55,879
I've only had two boiled eggs today.
275
00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:57,999
[chuckles] Well, then you must eat.
276
00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,399
Is it fruit cake?
277
00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:01,439
- I made it.
- [exhales sharply] Giz it here.
278
00:16:01,440 --> 00:16:03,239
Personally, I find
diets have the opposite effect.
279
00:16:03,240 --> 00:16:05,000
They just make me fatter.
280
00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:07,319
- [chuckles]
- Oh, wow.
281
00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:10,519
Tickets, please.
Ladies and gents, have your tickets ready.
282
00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:12,479
Looks like we're not gonna
get away with it after all.
283
00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:14,119
No, you don't. Complete waste of money.
284
00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:16,000
Come on. We're nearly at our stop.
285
00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:21,880
- [Lizzie chuckling]
- [Freddie] Lock it. [chuckling]
286
00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:24,559
Bit of a tight squeeze.
287
00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:26,879
[chuckling] Maybe we should
both be on the Scarsdale diet.
288
00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:28,040
[chuckling]
289
00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:31,999
Perhaps I should have just paid.
290
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,160
Absolutely not.
291
00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:35,080
And miss all the fun?
292
00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:39,639
[announcer] Next stop, Cotchester.
293
00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:42,559
We will shortly be arriving
at Cotchester station.
294
00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:44,200
[both chuckling]
295
00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:49,879
- [whistle blows]
- Thank you for saving me £2.50.
296
00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:52,199
Thank you for saving me
from falling asleep
297
00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:53,679
and waking up in Gloucester.
298
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:56,200
[announcer] The train now
leaving platform one...
299
00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:58,560
[gasps] My chapters.
300
00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:00,559
Oh, I left them.
301
00:17:00,560 --> 00:17:01,600
Bugger.
302
00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:03,160
No.
303
00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:09,120
Careful, Freddie.
304
00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:11,200
Oh. [chuckles]
305
00:17:15,360 --> 00:17:16,760
[chuckles]
306
00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:26,080
[panting]
307
00:17:38,040 --> 00:17:39,760
- Keeping busy, Charles?
- [Charles] Good morning, Tony.
308
00:17:40,840 --> 00:17:42,159
Morning, girls.
309
00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:43,080
[clicks tongue]
310
00:17:49,640 --> 00:17:51,480
Excited to meet the Iron Lady?
311
00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:55,959
You should be. She's the only woman
I've ever met
312
00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:57,560
who's a tougher bitch than you.
313
00:17:58,320 --> 00:17:59,560
I hope you're not still sulking.
314
00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:02,959
The country wants to see
Thatcher locking horns with Declan,
315
00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:04,599
not that dipshit, James Vereker.
316
00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:06,159
This is self-sabotage, Tony.
317
00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:08,039
Call Declan.
He can be here in half an hour.
318
00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:10,280
Forget Declan.
I've got something to cheer you up.
319
00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:17,599
Cuatros Hombres Agrícolas
has been nominated for an award.
320
00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:18,919
Four Men Went To Mow.
321
00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:20,879
You're gonna need to
brush up on your Spanish
322
00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:22,999
if you're gonna go to Málaga
next month to collect it.
323
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:25,999
- An award?
- We're big in Spain, apparently.
324
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,920
- [chuckles]
- What say we go together?
325
00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:32,440
Stay in a hotel, walk the red carpet.
326
00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:34,720
Just the two of us.
327
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:37,280
[Cameron] Hmm.
328
00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:40,720
Now am I forgiven?
329
00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:44,600
- Call Declan.
- No.
330
00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:50,080
[♪ "White Riot" playing]
331
00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:06,720
All right, everyone.
True Blue Tory smiles, please.
332
00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:08,959
Where's the photographer?
333
00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:11,600
Come on. Come on. Up front. Right there.
334
00:19:12,120 --> 00:19:14,359
Get the shot as soon
as she steps out the car, yes?
335
00:19:14,360 --> 00:19:16,119
A nice big one for the office wall.
336
00:19:16,120 --> 00:19:17,440
[music stops]
337
00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:21,479
Is that-- She's due, right?
338
00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:23,479
- Yeah, she's due. She's late.
- That's all right.
339
00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:25,560
- [music continues]
- [cheering]
340
00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:31,679
There she is. Come on, you lot,
we're making history here!
341
00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:33,199
Come on! Imagine it's George Michael.
342
00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:35,520
[cheering continues]
343
00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:41,640
Mrs Thatcher, welcome to Corinium.
344
00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:48,359
[presenter] And now for
a very special episode of Declan,
345
00:19:48,360 --> 00:19:52,199
featuring none other than our
Prime Minister, Mrs Thatcher.
346
00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:54,159
[♪ theme music plays]
347
00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:55,879
[presenter 2] Ladies and gentlemen,
348
00:19:55,880 --> 00:20:00,519
please welcome to the stage
tonight's guest presenter, James Vereker.
349
00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:01,599
[audience cheers]
350
00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:02,519
[sighs]
351
00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:04,799
[James chuckles] Stop it. You're too kind.
352
00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:06,279
I know what you're thinking.
353
00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:08,959
"When did Declan become so handsome?"
354
00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:10,960
- [door opens]
- [footsteps approaching]
355
00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:13,879
Got some ingredients for a Bolognese.
356
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:16,119
I thought it might tempt
Daddy out of his study.
357
00:20:16,120 --> 00:20:17,760
He's watching the interview.
358
00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:22,199
Mummy, you should have stopped him.
359
00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:25,119
A long time since I've had any influence.
360
00:20:25,120 --> 00:20:26,280
Don't cook for me.
361
00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:28,440
Not hungry.
362
00:20:34,680 --> 00:20:35,480
[door closes]
363
00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:41,240
[line rings]
364
00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:44,519
- [Malhar] Yes?
- Malhar, darling.
365
00:20:44,520 --> 00:20:46,319
Uh, did I disturb you?
366
00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:49,720
Everything about you disturbs me,
Mrs O'Hara.
367
00:20:50,240 --> 00:20:51,759
[breathes shakily]
368
00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:55,360
I can't bear it any longer.
I need to see you.
369
00:20:57,280 --> 00:21:00,239
[door opens, closes]
370
00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:01,600
[grunts]
371
00:21:02,360 --> 00:21:03,559
[whines]
372
00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:06,000
What's wrong with your father?
They're saying he's ill.
373
00:21:07,360 --> 00:21:08,399
Where is he?
374
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:09,600
Declan?
375
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:12,200
Declan?
376
00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:16,560
- [sighs]
- [motor rumbles]
377
00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:24,040
People are saying you're ill.
378
00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:28,719
- You don't look ill, just paralytic.
- Fuck off, Rupert.
379
00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:32,959
The PM knew you'd never show
her caring side, so she dodged the fight.
380
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:34,039
She knows what she's doing.
381
00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:36,519
And now, thanks to James Vereker,
382
00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:38,799
we all know
what Denis got for his birthday.
383
00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:41,679
And that she swaps recipes
with Nancy Reagan.
384
00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:43,679
Tony should have let me at her, Rupert.
385
00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:45,560
- Give me the bottle. Jesus.
- [grunts] Give me that.
386
00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:47,840
- Taggie.
- Stop it.
387
00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:50,119
- [Taggie] Come on.
- [Rupert strains]
388
00:21:50,120 --> 00:21:52,039
Come on. Up you get, big boy.
389
00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:54,120
- Up, up, up, up, up.
- [Declan sucks teeth]
390
00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:56,240
I'm sorry, Tag.
391
00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:02,359
[snoring]
392
00:22:02,360 --> 00:22:03,600
[sighs]
393
00:22:04,360 --> 00:22:06,480
He'll have one hell
of a hangover in the morning.
394
00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:08,680
He has one every morning now.
395
00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:12,680
Mummy's given up, so it's all me and--
396
00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:17,359
I don't know how men work.
397
00:22:17,360 --> 00:22:20,520
It's people. I don't understand them.
398
00:22:21,360 --> 00:22:22,560
How to help them.
399
00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:25,679
[breathes heavily] Could you--
400
00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:29,680
Yeah, I'm gonna be here first thing.
I'll bring him round. Don't worry.
401
00:22:33,360 --> 00:22:35,560
[inhales sharply] Your supper's gone cold.
402
00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:39,320
I can heat it up.
There's more if you wanna stay.
403
00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:44,960
See you in the morning.
404
00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:58,359
[Lizzie] Ferdy's hands
roamed over Letty's back and hips,
405
00:22:58,360 --> 00:23:02,079
gripping her tightly as he drove
her towards the edge of pleasure.
406
00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:05,599
Finally, with a cry of release,
they both came together,
407
00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:08,799
their bodies convulsing with
the force of their shared orgasm.
408
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:10,519
- Freddie!
- [Diana Moran] Good morning.
409
00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:12,359
Well, today and every day this week,
410
00:23:12,360 --> 00:23:14,640
- we're going to be in the studio...
- [Valerie] Fred-Fred!
411
00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:17,840
- Fred-Fred!
- Shit.
412
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:22,600
What on earth is going on?
The Green Goddess is waiting.
413
00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:26,079
Were you looking at pornography?
414
00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:27,439
I swear on my life I was not.
415
00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:29,879
It's you look sexy in that.
416
00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:32,399
Honestly, Frederick, time and a place.
417
00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:34,440
And now we've missed our chance
to go for the burn.
418
00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:40,880
[door slams closed]
419
00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:05,920
[laughs] Freddie.
420
00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:08,839
I wanted to bring this back.
421
00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:10,800
That was so kind of you.
422
00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:14,799
- You looked like Superman...
- [chuckles]
423
00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:16,320
...running after the train.
424
00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:23,960
I'm sorry, I, uh...
425
00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:28,279
I wondered if you might
agree to come to lunch with me.
426
00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:30,520
I mean, not now.
427
00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:34,160
- Not in my dressing gown.
- [chuckles]
428
00:24:36,360 --> 00:24:40,200
I was thinking maybe the Black Horse
in Bisley, you know, it's very, uh--
429
00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:41,799
Discreet.
430
00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:43,000
Exactly.
431
00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:49,079
I can't tell you how many times
in the last few weeks
432
00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:50,920
I've hoped you'd ask me
a question like this.
433
00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:53,800
Now you're here...
434
00:24:58,200 --> 00:24:59,640
I realise that I can't.
435
00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:01,960
I'm so sorry, Freddie.
436
00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:06,559
Uh, I'm married.
437
00:25:06,560 --> 00:25:08,280
[chuckles]
438
00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:12,440
Thank you, though, for asking...
439
00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:15,080
and for the manuscript.
440
00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:18,160
I hope you don't mind...
441
00:25:19,360 --> 00:25:20,719
I read your chapters.
442
00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:21,800
Oh.
443
00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:23,480
[scoffs]
444
00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:25,680
They were brilliant...
445
00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:29,040
and sexy...
446
00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:32,640
like you.
447
00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:46,040
Thank you.
448
00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:53,040
[Ellie] Mummy, where are you?
449
00:25:54,360 --> 00:25:55,560
Mummy!
450
00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:00,560
Coming.
451
00:26:07,120 --> 00:26:08,440
[Caitlin] Thank you.
452
00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:12,639
- [Rupert] There she is.
- [Caitlin] Taggie.
453
00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:14,759
Oh, my God.
Caitlin, have you been expelled?
454
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:16,519
I've got an exeat.
455
00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:20,079
[scoffs] I'm used to Mummy and Daddy
forgetting about me, not you, Tag.
456
00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:22,319
[Rupert] Caught her
hitchhiking from Cotchester Station.
457
00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:23,919
I'm so sorry. Are you okay?
458
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:26,359
- Your father where I left him?
- Hmm. Yeah.
459
00:26:26,360 --> 00:26:27,999
I'm taking him out.
460
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,080
Thank you.
461
00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:33,520
Declan, we're going to lunch,
then I want your opinion on a horse.
462
00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:36,719
Is Mummy still in bed too?
463
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:38,360
No, she left before I got up.
464
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:49,000
[driver] Just here?
465
00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:51,200
[Maud] Keep the change, yeah? Thank you.
466
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:54,680
[exhales sharply]
467
00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:56,760
[sighs]
468
00:26:57,400 --> 00:26:59,360
[doorbell ringing]
469
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:00,920
[exhales shakily]
470
00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:05,120
Ah. It's not like you to be early.
471
00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:06,840
I've missed you.
472
00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:09,080
[sighs]
473
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:11,039
[exhales sharply]
474
00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:13,120
Oh, it's very tempting.
475
00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:15,560
But I actually have
something else in mind.
476
00:27:22,360 --> 00:27:25,160
- [birds chirping]
- [dog barking in distance]
477
00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:27,760
Henry Hampshire spotted him the other day.
478
00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:31,159
Alan doesn't realise
how good his bloodline is.
479
00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:33,879
His grandsire was a marvel.
480
00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:35,559
Look how long the legs are.
481
00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:36,920
Is that what you look for?
482
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:41,359
This age, you want them still
a bit gangly, awkward.
483
00:27:41,360 --> 00:27:44,360
Bit of an ugly gelding,
but you can see the swan he'll grow into.
484
00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:49,360
Sometimes you can just tell by the eyes.
485
00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:55,960
A lot to be said for a pair of kind,
honest eyes.
486
00:27:57,720 --> 00:27:59,079
What's his name?
487
00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:00,839
Hmm, Venturer.
488
00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:01,920
Hmm.
489
00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:05,479
Yeah, sold. Alan?
490
00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:07,399
I'll take him off your hands,
see what I can do with him.
491
00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:08,519
Shall we say two and a half?
492
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:10,839
[sighs] Sorry,
Mr Campbell-Black. [stammers]
493
00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:13,119
I've just had an offer
I can't afford to refuse.
494
00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:15,319
[Rupert] What the fuck, Freddie?
495
00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:16,919
Sorry, Rupe, didn't know it was you.
496
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:20,079
Hampshire tipped me off.
He was going on the low side.
497
00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:22,519
I don't like doing things on the cheap,
so I've offered him five grand.
498
00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:23,879
Fi--
499
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:27,120
I've always wanted a racehorse. [chuckles]
500
00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:30,280
Unless you fancy a syndicate.
501
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:36,759
[all chuckling]
502
00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:39,039
- [Freddie] Valerie was fuming.
- [Rupert chuckles]
503
00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:41,759
You-- You know,
she thinks you're a very bad man.
504
00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:44,439
- Oh, is she a good judge of character?
- She's had practise.
505
00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:46,759
She's been judging my character
since we were 15.
506
00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:48,639
- Fifteen?
- Yeah, she's a good girl.
507
00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:50,479
She's stuck by me through thick and thin.
508
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:55,480
You know, I've--
I've never even had another girlfriend.
509
00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:59,359
- [chuckling]
- [Freddie] He's speechless. Look at him.
510
00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:00,359
Look.
511
00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:03,679
Still, you two lads make an odd couple.
512
00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:05,479
How did you become so friendly?
513
00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:07,759
Well, we met just after I moved down here
514
00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:10,039
and then we got chatting
after a few months,
515
00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:13,400
and it turns out
we're allergic to the same thing.
516
00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:15,399
Bullshit?
517
00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:16,799
- Baddingham!
- [Freddie sighs]
518
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:19,519
[stammers] Let's not waste time
on that bastard.
519
00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:23,999
Let's drink to the horse
that brought us together today.
520
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,320
[stammers] Venturer.
521
00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:28,800
- [all] Venturer!
- [Freddie] Yeah. [chuckles]
522
00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:32,039
[choreographer]
Girls, not long till show time.
523
00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:34,120
Yeah, well, remember, guys...
[speaks indistinctly]
524
00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:37,319
Remember, everyone,
this is a beauty contest,
525
00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:38,720
so tits out, shoulders back.
526
00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:45,559
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
527
00:29:45,560 --> 00:29:47,080
I got it from Littlewoods.
528
00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:49,159
Like it?
529
00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:51,479
- I didn't know you were a contestant.
- [choreographer] Right, everyone.
530
00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:53,239
Ready for the final rehearsal?
531
00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:54,639
- First positions, please.
- [Joyce] Cameron.
532
00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:57,399
Cameron. Reverend Penney's car
hasn't arrived
533
00:29:57,400 --> 00:29:59,759
and Rutshire Cabs can't get to him
for at least an hour.
534
00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:03,079
What? Penney is our most important judge.
We need him here now.
535
00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:07,199
I could get him... if I had a car.
536
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:08,280
Take mine.
537
00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:11,879
Hi. Hello. Hi, everyone. Hello.
538
00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:13,559
- [clamouring]
- Hello, ladies.
539
00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:15,319
Looking forward
to getting to know you all.
540
00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:18,239
- Can I show you my special talent?
- Um, quite.
541
00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:22,359
I loved your interview with Mrs Thatcher.
So caring.
542
00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:25,879
Thank you so much, Miss, um, Bisley.
543
00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:26,959
[both chuckle]
544
00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:28,880
[James, performers chuckle]
545
00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:32,079
[stammers] Josh,
then introduce the judges,
546
00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:34,359
Wesley Emerson, Wesley Emerson.
547
00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:36,879
Reverend Penney, Penney, Penney, Penney.
548
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:39,359
Penney for your thoughts. Spend a Penney.
549
00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:40,759
Penney, Penney, Penney, Penney--
550
00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:42,679
Good Lord, Sarah. Bloody hell.
551
00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:45,840
I'm so thrilled to be one
of the final six contestants.
552
00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:49,199
Do you think there's a chance
I might take home the crown tonight?
553
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:50,280
[James grunts]
554
00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:52,520
Oh. [breathes heavily]
555
00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:54,040
Um...
556
00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:56,760
Well, Miss Cotchester... [chuckles]
557
00:30:57,720 --> 00:31:00,199
...that depends on your... [swallows]
558
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:01,600
...s-special talent,
559
00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:04,399
doesn't it?
560
00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:06,359
[chuckles]
561
00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:08,679
- [James moaning] Yes, Sarah. Oh.
- [Sarah moans]
562
00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:12,559
- Oh, naughty Sarah. Yes, oh. [moans]
- [Sarah moaning]
563
00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:13,879
[♪ "Don't Leave Me This Way" playing]
564
00:31:13,880 --> 00:31:15,480
[singing]
565
00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:34,199
What can I do? I can't leave.
566
00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:36,239
- Leave him. He's not worth it.
- No. Look,
567
00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:41,039
if I didn't have
a-a-a truly gargantuan mortgage, I--
568
00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:42,919
[Rupert, Freddie] Fuck the mortgage.
569
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:45,720
I would tell him
where to stick his beauty contest.
570
00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:47,879
Jesus, what time is it?
571
00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:49,400
It's just gone 5:00. Why?
572
00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:52,479
- I'm supposed to be judging Miss Corinium.
- [Rupert, Freddie chuckling]
573
00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:54,240
[laughing]
574
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:05,959
That field. Uh, just--
just up ahead there.
575
00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:08,160
Uh, pull in there, child.
576
00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:11,080
I promised my producer
I'd be as quick as possible. I--
577
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:12,999
Just here. Just here.
578
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,760
There's a beautiful view. You should see.
579
00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:20,359
Great. Let's go straight away again
from the top, please, girls.
580
00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:23,559
Cue playback. At five, six, seven, eight.
581
00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:24,879
[♪ "Country Boy" playing]
582
00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:25,960
Smiling.
583
00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:29,680
Someone's on the wrong hip.
584
00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:36,039
Uh, sir, it's very lovely,
but we're already late.
585
00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:37,479
Um, we should go.
586
00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:39,439
What did you say your name was, dear?
587
00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:40,960
Daysee, sir.
588
00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:42,479
Daysee.
589
00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:43,559
[music continues]
590
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:45,200
Great. Come down single file.
591
00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:48,080
Straight down the lens, girls,
so really big smiles.
592
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:55,519
Gorgeous. Beautiful.
Yes. Lovely, lovely. Yes.
593
00:32:55,520 --> 00:33:01,200
Manley Hopkins thought that spring
was rejoicing in life's juices.
594
00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:03,359
What do you think, Daysee?
595
00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:05,799
- Hmm? [chuckles]
- [stammers] I think that...
596
00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:07,600
- [grunting]
- [screams] No.
597
00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:12,319
[pants, screams]
598
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:13,839
[music continues]
599
00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:15,799
[choreographer] Yes, ladies.
600
00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:18,000
Please, stop.
601
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:21,279
- [grunts]
- [exclaims]
602
00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:23,599
- [music continues]
- [choreographer] Up. Up. Up
603
00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:27,880
- [breathes shakily, groaning]
- [Penney moaning]
604
00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:35,360
- [Penney moans]
- [music continues]
605
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:42,600
- [choreographer] And back. Hold it there.
- [applause]
606
00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:47,040
Whose idea was the big number?
607
00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:48,840
Daysee's.
608
00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:51,640
- It's not half bad.
- Well done, Daysee.
609
00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:57,280
[groans] Now, come on, girl. We're late.
610
00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:15,799
I mean, that golden duck
at the Oval. [exclaims]
611
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:17,159
That'll go down in history.
612
00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:18,599
Ah, you're too kind.
613
00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:21,159
Are you trying to make me
same colour as James Vereker?
614
00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:22,759
Welcome to the Cotswolds.
615
00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:25,760
Uh, Sandra, a little bit of that
translucent powder is probably best.
616
00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:29,399
Cameron Cook. Controller of Programmes.
617
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:31,879
Stole her from the Yanks.
Most talented woman I've ever met.
618
00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:34,439
- I don't doubt it.
- Make sure Wesley gets star treatment.
619
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:36,759
He is one of my
all-time cricketing heroes.
620
00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:38,520
- [chuckles]
- [Joyce] This way, Your Eminence.
621
00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:41,159
[exclaims] Reverend.
I'm so glad you made it.
622
00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:43,079
I trust my staff have
taken good care of you.
623
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:44,479
Oh, indeed, they have, Tony.
624
00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:46,839
And, uh, from what I've seen so far...
625
00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:48,239
[whispers] ...the franchise is safe.
626
00:34:48,240 --> 00:34:50,439
Oh, so pleased
to have your support, Fergus.
627
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:52,759
Now I've gotta get a show on the road.
Drinks on me afterwards, yes?
628
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:53,840
[Penney] Oh, good.
629
00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:58,800
- [sniffling]
- What on earth happened to you?
630
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:02,080
[cries]
631
00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:06,680
- Okay, come on. Come on.
- [crying continues]
632
00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:10,720
[Joyce] Here you go.
633
00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:12,400
[sniffles]
634
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:16,120
Who did this to you?
635
00:35:16,720 --> 00:35:18,279
You have to tell me who it was.
636
00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:19,719
[breathes shakily]
637
00:35:19,720 --> 00:35:22,199
[Tony] Silence only protects
the monster who did this.
638
00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:23,799
I promise you.
639
00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:25,520
I will make them pay.
640
00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:32,920
If you don't report him, dear,
641
00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:36,880
what about all the other innocent girls
he might prey on next?
642
00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:40,640
[breathing sharply]
643
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:44,560
I offered to drive to help with your bid.
644
00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:48,239
Please don't be cross with me.
645
00:35:48,240 --> 00:35:49,919
You've done nothing wrong.
646
00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:51,800
No one's gonna be angry with you.
647
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:01,320
[sobs]
648
00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:05,160
It was the Reverend Penney.
649
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:07,520
[crying]
650
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:13,040
[sniffles]
651
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:21,400
You certain you didn't lead him on?
652
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:24,760
[sniffles]
653
00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:27,320
You're such a friendly girl.
654
00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:33,240
No. I-- I--
655
00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:37,080
I was really professional.
656
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:49,840
[sighs]
657
00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:56,840
You know Reverend Penney's
very important to us, don't you?
658
00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:02,640
I know you're a team player.
659
00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:07,160
Valued member of the Corinium family.
660
00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:10,320
So...
661
00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:14,240
let's forget this whole thing
ever happened. Don't you think?
662
00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:22,400
That's a good girl.
663
00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:24,440
You're gonna go far here.
664
00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:30,159
I'm sure Miss Madden
will help... tidy yourself up.
665
00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:31,480
Good girl.
666
00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:36,640
[Joyce] Sorry, it's all wardrobe had.
667
00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:39,400
[sniffles]
668
00:37:40,240 --> 00:37:44,840
All this talk of equal rights,
nothing really changes.
669
00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:47,880
One rule for them, one for us.
670
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,520
Di-Did I spoil everything for the bid?
671
00:37:53,720 --> 00:37:55,240
[chuckles] Not at all.
672
00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:57,839
He'll get off scot-free.
673
00:37:57,840 --> 00:38:00,040
He won't think he's done a thing wrong.
674
00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:09,240
This terrible thing which has
happened to you is your secret.
675
00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:12,040
It's also your weapon.
676
00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:15,400
Use it to get what you want from them.
677
00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:17,679
Do you hear me?
678
00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:20,160
Don't be sad. Be angry.
679
00:38:21,240 --> 00:38:22,960
It'll serve you better, dear.
680
00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:26,640
[sniffles]
681
00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:30,519
Goodness sake. Come on.
682
00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:32,799
- [exhales, groans]
- Ooh, hello. Just a few sips.
683
00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:35,800
- You can lead a horse to water, Seb...
- Declan, please.
684
00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:40,440
Hey, Daysee. Nice dress.
685
00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:42,839
[stammering]
686
00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:45,920
- [Daysee sobs]
- Daysee? Daysee, what's wrong?
687
00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:47,999
What's happened, Joyce?
688
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,799
- [Daysee sobs]
- [Seb] Daysee. Daysee, wait.
689
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:52,519
- Daysee.
- [announcer speaks indistinctly]
690
00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:55,279
- [audience applauding]
- [drum roll]
691
00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:58,599
[announcer] From the Welsh Borders
to the dreaming spires of Oxford.
692
00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:01,119
From Southampton to Stratford-upon-Avon.
693
00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:04,319
Live from Cotchester,
this is Miss Corinium.
694
00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:05,519
[audience cheering]
695
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:07,559
And here are your hosts,
696
00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:10,039
James Vereker and Sarah Stratton.
697
00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:14,200
- [cheering continues]
- [Steve] Right, here we go. Show time.
698
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:15,999
Caitlin, it's starting!
699
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:17,519
[James] Good evening. Good evening.
700
00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:19,399
- Thank you.
- [Caitlin] I've got popcorn.
701
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:22,159
What an array of jewels
we have here tonight, Sarah,
702
00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:23,559
and I don't just mean the tiaras.
703
00:39:23,560 --> 00:39:26,599
The girls waiting backstage
this evening are gems, are they not?
704
00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:27,719
They certainly are, James.
705
00:39:27,720 --> 00:39:29,919
- I know a diamond when I see one...
- Two minutes left of intro.
706
00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:31,639
...especially being a bit of
a sparkler myself.
707
00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:32,719
[both laugh]
708
00:39:32,720 --> 00:39:35,439
- [James] Indeed you are.
- Standby, audience cutaways on three.
709
00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:37,319
Sarah, you're an absolute bobby-dazzler.
710
00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:39,959
Your husband is a very lucky man.
711
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:42,039
Sarah's looking sensational,
don't you think?
712
00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:43,719
- Mm-hmm.
- All mine, of course.
713
00:39:43,720 --> 00:39:46,400
Only 'cause she's already
been everyone else's. [chuckles]
714
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:52,559
...but she will also win a screen test
to become our new teatime weather girl.
715
00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:54,479
- [audience exclaims]
- Standby judges cutaways on two.
716
00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:57,679
[Sarah] ...before we meet our contestants,
let's meet our judging panel.
717
00:39:57,680 --> 00:40:00,439
First up, it's demon bowler
and local cricketing hero,
718
00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:01,999
- Wesley Emerson.
- [applause]
719
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,600
[audience cheers]
720
00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:09,160
And then of course, there's
Corinium's very own Declan O'Hara.
721
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:13,679
[chuckles]
722
00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:18,159
Back in the saddle today after his brief
indisposition earlier in the week.
723
00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:20,479
[Sarah] And here to ensure
we're all behaving ourselves,
724
00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:24,119
ex-prebendary from the Church of England,
Reverend Fergus Penney.
725
00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:26,200
- [scoffs]
- [audience cheers]
726
00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:32,800
Please give a big round of applause
for our judging panel.
727
00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:41,919
Miss Chipping Sodbury is 21 years old.
728
00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:44,399
She's training to be a driving instructor.
729
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:45,719
[Caitlin] She looks so pretty.
730
00:40:45,720 --> 00:40:48,239
- Yeah.
- ...enjoys breeding miniature poodles.
731
00:40:48,240 --> 00:40:50,679
Oh, to be a creature in
Miss Chipping Sodbury's care.
732
00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:52,439
Last Friday, we danced against Rugborough,
733
00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:54,959
and one lot of boys took some
fifth-formers up on the garage roof,
734
00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:58,879
and they were smoking and drinking
and telling the teachers to fuck off.
735
00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:00,199
[chuckles] Oh,
736
00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:03,119
and the gym mistress found
three condoms in the rhododendrons.
737
00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:04,959
- She's now focusing on planning...
- That's nice.
738
00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:07,520
- ...her upcoming wedding.
- [audience cheers on TV]
739
00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:10,040
But Rupert's nicer, hey?
740
00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:12,679
- Shut up.
- [both laugh]
741
00:41:12,680 --> 00:41:14,239
- Each of our contestants tonight...
- Okay three,
742
00:41:14,240 --> 00:41:16,999
- hold the two shot. Four...
- ...also has a special talent.
743
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:19,520
- ...take the close-ups.
- It's going really well.
744
00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:22,520
- [audience cheers]
- ...spinning her way into our hearts.
745
00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:24,920
[♪ "Conga" playing]
746
00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:26,600
That's my sister!
747
00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:34,560
Awesome!
748
00:41:36,720 --> 00:41:38,279
Isn't she good?
749
00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:39,600
Hip-notic.
750
00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:59,599
Miss Wotton-under-Edge is
a fabulous 5'7" tall
751
00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:03,879
and is a full 33, 25, 36.
752
00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:07,600
[audience cheering]
753
00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:10,959
Shite.
754
00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:13,839
- Now, judges, Miss Bisley stands...
- Are you drunk?
755
00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:15,719
- ...at an elegant 5'4".
- [scoffs]
756
00:42:15,720 --> 00:42:18,319
Her measurements are 36, 24, 36.
757
00:42:18,320 --> 00:42:21,200
Some might describe her
as perfection itself.
758
00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:25,119
[audience cheers]
759
00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:26,440
[chuckles, distorted]
760
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:34,759
Reverend Penney,
are you looking for perfection tonight?
761
00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:37,679
Oh, uh, well,
perfection is not my concern.
762
00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:41,599
The qualities that I'm looking for
in the inaugural Miss Corinium,
763
00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:44,039
uh, consists of, uh,
764
00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:47,559
a healthy body and sound morals.
765
00:42:47,560 --> 00:42:52,279
You filthy, hypocritical, old git.
766
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:53,919
- [grunts]
- [audience gasps, clamours]
767
00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:55,160
[crew member 1] Fucking hell.
768
00:42:55,720 --> 00:42:56,559
[gasps]
769
00:42:56,560 --> 00:42:59,199
What the fuck is he doing? Cut the feed.
770
00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:00,600
[crew member 2] Cut the feed.
771
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:05,039
Jesus H. Christ.
I only left the house for a minute.
772
00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:06,199
What just happened?
773
00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:08,079
- Oh, my God. Mummy.
- [chuckles]
774
00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:09,440
[clamouring]
775
00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:12,999
- [gasping]
- [James] Um, gosh. [stammers]
776
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:14,719
- [Declan] Not so brave now, are you?
- Oh, my...
777
00:43:14,720 --> 00:43:16,279
You'll get what's coming to you.
778
00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:17,200
[clears throat]
779
00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:22,199
- [phone ringing]
- [Cameron] Answer the phone.
780
00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:23,680
He's ruined everything.
781
00:43:24,240 --> 00:43:25,640
[Cameron] Answer the bloody phone.
782
00:43:26,640 --> 00:43:28,320
- Just do it!
- [ringing continues]
783
00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:53,480
You let that religious fraud get away
with raping one of your employees
784
00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:59,280
and then you parade all those young girls
in front of him like a fucking menu?
785
00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:01,639
[scoffs]
786
00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:06,479
I am out of this cesspit for good.
787
00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:09,719
Mm-hmm. You flouted my authority
at every opportunity,
788
00:44:09,720 --> 00:44:12,120
but I'm not sure
we can let you go just yet.
789
00:44:12,640 --> 00:44:13,720
Hmm.
790
00:44:14,240 --> 00:44:16,160
- [Declan grunts]
- Don't touch me. [grunts]
791
00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:19,120
- How does it feel, Tony? Huh?
- [groans]
792
00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:22,319
How does it feel to be weak
793
00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:24,759
- and hopeless?
- I'll have you locked up for GBH.
794
00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:27,719
I'd be freer inside than
I ever will be working for you.
795
00:44:27,720 --> 00:44:29,040
[Tony groans]
796
00:44:31,040 --> 00:44:33,360
Fuck you.
797
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:35,200
I quit.
798
00:44:37,520 --> 00:44:39,680
Always so melodramatic.
You missed your calling.
799
00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:42,240
Well, enjoy the morning papers.
800
00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:45,480
You should probably let Maud know
she's gonna be a star again.
801
00:44:46,680 --> 00:44:47,720
[panting]
802
00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:08,560
Bloody hell.
803
00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:11,760
I'd hate to see
what he does with a driver.
804
00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:21,800
Are you okay?
805
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:26,560
Can I give you a lift somewhere?
806
00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:31,600
You should call the police, Daysee.
807
00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:34,480
Report that sick bastard.
808
00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:39,360
She told you.
809
00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:45,840
And that's why you hit him.
810
00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:50,480
[sniffles] I didn't
need your help, Declan.
811
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:57,000
[sighs] I'm sorry, Daysee.
I-I just... [sighing]
812
00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:02,320
[Joyce] Daysee.
813
00:46:03,720 --> 00:46:05,800
Why couldn't you have
kept your mouth shut?
814
00:46:16,720 --> 00:46:18,080
Just quit my job.
815
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:21,840
Get in the car, lads. Let's get rat-arsed.
816
00:46:23,720 --> 00:46:25,240
[car engine starts]
817
00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:28,839
[Tony] As I say, Declan O'Hara will be
818
00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:31,519
strongly dealt with
in the coming days, very publicly too.
819
00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:32,999
Good.
820
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:36,280
[sighs] Whilst I don't hold
with vengeance,
821
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:39,559
there's no place for violence
and vulgarity on our screens.
822
00:46:39,560 --> 00:46:41,479
No, no, you have my word, Fergus.
823
00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:43,240
- [sighs]
- Thank you.
824
00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:45,559
Deirdre! Deirdre.
825
00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:48,759
Deirdre, please make sure
the Reverend Penney gets home safely.
826
00:46:48,760 --> 00:46:49,960
Yes, Lord Baddingham.
827
00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:53,160
Order a minicab, Deirdre.
828
00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:57,520
- Bye, Fergus.
- Bye, Tony.
829
00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:06,640
I'll get the glaziers in.
830
00:47:07,920 --> 00:47:12,160
Have this delivered to Beattie Johnson
at the Scorpion from an anonymous source.
831
00:47:17,520 --> 00:47:20,480
Miss Madden! Joyce!
832
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:25,440
- Has anyone been in my office?
- Not to my knowledge.
833
00:47:27,240 --> 00:47:28,520
Fuck!
834
00:47:36,480 --> 00:47:38,360
[snoring]
835
00:47:40,080 --> 00:47:41,080
Is he dead?
836
00:47:41,680 --> 00:47:43,440
He will be when Mummy's done with him.
837
00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:46,720
[sighs]
838
00:47:56,640 --> 00:47:58,240
[groans]
839
00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:03,840
Oh, fuck.
840
00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:09,200
Hmm.
841
00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:25,359
I don't wanna be that woman who's waiting
for her husband to come home.
842
00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:28,360
It's-- It's not me.
843
00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:35,159
I need to go back to work.
844
00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:38,000
Well, that's good
because I resigned last night.
845
00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:41,399
It will be easier for you
if we go back to London.
846
00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:42,600
[sighs]
847
00:48:44,960 --> 00:48:46,360
[sighs]
848
00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:49,920
I saw Malhar.
849
00:48:51,040 --> 00:48:55,200
I-- I asked him if I could audition
for his new show.
850
00:48:55,720 --> 00:48:56,999
[scoffs]
851
00:48:57,000 --> 00:49:00,000
I mean, there's nothing in it for me.
I'm too old.
852
00:49:02,520 --> 00:49:03,520
I'm sorry, love.
853
00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:06,680
You should've told me.
854
00:49:09,400 --> 00:49:10,720
What happened to us?
855
00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:16,280
Can we fix it?
856
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:24,440
[car approaching]
857
00:49:29,560 --> 00:49:32,280
Who the fuck is that?
858
00:49:33,600 --> 00:49:35,400
- [Declan groans] Fuck.
- [sighs]
859
00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:37,840
[sighs]
860
00:49:42,200 --> 00:49:44,239
Is Tony trying to hound me into the grave?
861
00:49:44,240 --> 00:49:45,600
[Joyce] He doesn't know I'm here.
862
00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:48,680
- I shouldn't have told you about Daysee.
- [Declan] Yeah?
863
00:49:49,680 --> 00:49:51,800
I'd probably have hit
the old pervert anyway. [chuckles]
864
00:49:59,840 --> 00:50:04,560
Sometimes Lord Baddingham needs
a bit of help to steer the right course.
865
00:50:08,560 --> 00:50:09,640
Thank you.
866
00:50:12,720 --> 00:50:14,200
[Gertrude barking]
867
00:50:14,960 --> 00:50:16,240
[Taggie] Gertrude!
868
00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:19,600
Gertrude! Oh, come back!
869
00:50:20,320 --> 00:50:21,720
- Gertrude!
- [barking continues]
870
00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:28,960
You all right?
871
00:50:31,120 --> 00:50:32,879
- Can I walk with you?
- No, you can't.
872
00:50:32,880 --> 00:50:34,679
I asked for your help,
and you got him drunk
873
00:50:34,680 --> 00:50:36,719
and let him implode on live television.
874
00:50:36,720 --> 00:50:37,879
He's a grown man, Taggie.
875
00:50:37,880 --> 00:50:39,119
We are in so much debt.
876
00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:41,320
We can't afford the mortgage
without Daddy working.
877
00:50:41,840 --> 00:50:44,079
- Mummy's already packing.
- What are you talking about?
878
00:50:44,080 --> 00:50:45,200
[sighs]
879
00:50:46,560 --> 00:50:50,439
This is the only place I have ever loved,
and now we have to leave.
880
00:50:50,440 --> 00:50:52,120
He's Declan O'Hara.
881
00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:54,720
He'll find another job.
882
00:50:55,320 --> 00:50:56,880
[breathes shakily] Not here.
883
00:50:57,800 --> 00:50:58,920
Gertrude, come on.
884
00:50:59,480 --> 00:51:01,000
[Gertrude panting]
885
00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:04,239
[sighs]
886
00:51:04,240 --> 00:51:07,600
[Cameron] You know, I could've told you
you and Declan were never gonna work out.
887
00:51:08,160 --> 00:51:10,279
Neither of you could bear
not being big dog.
888
00:51:10,280 --> 00:51:13,880
- So am I big dog now?
- You're the last dog standing.
889
00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:17,320
- So what do we do now? [sighs]
- Hmm.
890
00:51:18,160 --> 00:51:19,800
We have to put something out there.
891
00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:21,999
[groans] Not an apology.
892
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:24,199
- Oh, God, no.
- Mmm.
893
00:51:24,200 --> 00:51:25,799
He's the one who threw all the punches.
894
00:51:25,800 --> 00:51:28,000
It's not your fault
he can't handle provocation.
895
00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:36,320
And of course, he's also the one
with the drinking problem.
896
00:51:37,480 --> 00:51:41,559
- Mm-hmm?
- Mmm. Very good.
897
00:51:41,560 --> 00:51:45,199
[both chuckle]
898
00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:48,199
[Tony] Declan O'Hara tendered
his resignation last night
899
00:51:48,200 --> 00:51:49,999
and we regretfully accepted.
900
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:53,840
Uh, we have every concern
for the well-being of all our staff,
901
00:51:54,360 --> 00:51:57,079
but Corinium Television
cannot tolerate violence,
902
00:51:57,080 --> 00:52:02,160
particularly towards a vulnerable
and senior guest in our building.
903
00:52:03,240 --> 00:52:05,839
We send Declan our best wishes and support
904
00:52:05,840 --> 00:52:08,679
- as he seeks help for his alcoholism...
- Ugh. Turn it off.
905
00:52:08,680 --> 00:52:10,240
...and mental disturbance.
906
00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:15,880
Where is he?
907
00:52:26,880 --> 00:52:28,719
[footsteps approaching]
908
00:52:28,720 --> 00:52:31,559
Don't look so grim.
Frederico and I have a brilliant new plan.
909
00:52:31,560 --> 00:52:33,240
[Declan] No offence,
but I'll give it a miss.
910
00:52:34,040 --> 00:52:35,719
One afternoon with you lads
nearly finished me off.
911
00:52:35,720 --> 00:52:37,239
Yeah. We're going back to London.
912
00:52:37,240 --> 00:52:38,679
Sorry, Maud. We can't let ya.
913
00:52:38,680 --> 00:52:40,919
It's business.
Can't let a hot property go to waste.
914
00:52:40,920 --> 00:52:43,800
We're starting a production company
and you're gonna run it.
915
00:52:45,160 --> 00:52:46,160
Partnership.
916
00:52:46,840 --> 00:52:49,239
We're gonna work together. It'll be fun.
917
00:52:49,240 --> 00:52:50,960
We'd trust you on the creative stuff.
918
00:52:51,840 --> 00:52:54,120
- Sorry, lads, but I can't.
- Why not?
919
00:52:54,720 --> 00:52:57,000
You'd be your own master. Like you wanted.
920
00:52:59,440 --> 00:53:01,760
Because I think we should pitch
for the franchise.
921
00:53:03,360 --> 00:53:05,039
But that would mean--
922
00:53:05,040 --> 00:53:07,280
The mother of all takeovers.
923
00:53:08,640 --> 00:53:11,680
Drive Tony Baddingham
out of town once and for all.
924
00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:15,880
I think we've got it in us, don't you?
925
00:53:17,560 --> 00:53:18,680
[chuckles]
926
00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:20,680
[sighs]
927
00:53:23,920 --> 00:53:25,920
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