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Dear Simon,
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I know it's been a minute
since I've reached out,
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and you were probably thinking, "Wow!
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I bet Victor finally
has his shit together."
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But Simon, my shit is not together.
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My shit is...
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Well, it's shit.
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Benji wants to take a break from us.
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We've been far from perfect lately,
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but I thought we were strong
enough to get through anything.
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And now, I'm not so sure.
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So, I told off a priest.
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Well, "telling off"
might be a bit strong.
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Nobody had to hold my earrings,
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but I did tell Father Lawrence
that we're quitting the church.
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Cool.
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And I found another
congregation in Five Points.
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Their website says all are welcome,
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which is Catholic for less homophobic.
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Victor...
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- Is everything okay?
- Not really.
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Well, is it something
you want to talk about?
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No.
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If you're wondering how he
gets his hair that perfect,
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there isn't a pomade in the
world that can do that for you.
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Should we shave his head
in his sleep and make a wig?
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We could share it.
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Okay, that was funny. Are you okay?
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Benji and I are taking a
break. It was his choice.
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- What? Why?
- I don't know. A lot of things.
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I mean, he wasn't too thrilled
that I told you that he was in AA.
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- Oh, no! I, I didn't tell anyone, I swear.
- No, no, no.
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I know, and it's, it's not your fault.
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I shouldn't have told you.
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But it's not just that. We've been
fighting about everything lately.
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He says he needs some time to
figure out if we still make sense.
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And now I just have to
sit next to him in pre-calc
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and pretend like I'm not dying inside.
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How are you supposed
to learn complex math
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while having gay relationship drama?
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Yeah, high school is demented.
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Hey, what do you say we get out of here?
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What do you mean? Like, skip school?
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Scandalous, I know, but it
kind of works out for me, too.
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I have this test in third period,
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and I did not finish Lord of the Flies.
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Who knew a bunch of hot British
boys getting stranded on an island
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could be so boring?
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You're right. Let's get out of here.
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But let's be stealthy about it.
I don't want to get in trouble.
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Then fix your face and
unclench your butt cheeks,
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'cause you look like you
just murdered your family,
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embezzled your inheritance,
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and started over in Boca Raton.
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I watch a lot of true crime.
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Ah, not that way.
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That's where Mrs. Potemkin
goes to chain smoke
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and cry about her dead marriage.
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I should teach a master
class on skipping school.
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Although, I'd probably skip that, too.
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So, wait, how do you not get in trouble?
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Doesn't the school call your parents?
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Nope. I just email the school office
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saying it's some made up Muslim holiday.
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None of those old ladies in admin
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want to go down for
religious perse-cush.
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Yeah, you see, I don't think "Muslim
holiday" is gonna work for me.
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What are you doing?
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Hi, this is Victah
Salazah's mothah, Isabel?
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Why are you pretending to
be my mom and not my dad?
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Um, I don't know what
your dad sounds like.
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- Well, neither do they!
- Okay, well, it's too late to switch now.
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Ah, yeah, sorry about that. Um,
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look, Victah's not gonna
be able to come in today.
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Yeah, he'd kill me for telling you this,
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but he got into some bad
chimichangas last night,
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and let's just say he got
it comin' out of both ends.
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Yeah... Aw, thank you so much.
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Aw, that's so sweet. Adios!
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She said to feel better
and to drink lots of fluids.
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I hate you so much right now.
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I never would have pegged you
as the "cutting class" type.
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Hey. Don't judge a book by
it's extremely chic cover.
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It's just sometimes I feel like
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all these Creekwood kids are living
in their happy little bubbles,
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and I'm not like any of them.
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Sometimes I feel outside of it all.
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And when that happens, I
need to get out from under
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the tragic fluorescent
lighting and breathe.
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But today's your day to breathe.
So, what do you want to do?
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I don't know.
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I can't stop thinking about Benji.
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I mean, we were supposed to go to
Mia's dad's wedding this weekend,
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- and now...
- Okay, so we just have to get your mind off of Benji.
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But everywhere reminds me of him.
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Okay, then we'll go somewhere you
and Benji have never been before.
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A Benji memory-free zone.
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I know just the place.
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- Here you go. Enjoy.
- Thanks.
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Okay, what am I eating, and
why haven't I had it before?
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It's Tahchin. A crispy
rice cake, with chicken.
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Anytime I'm in my feels,
I have to have that.
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It kind of reminds me of
my mom's arroz con pollo.
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She used to make it
every Sunday after church.
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Used to?
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Well, now that she and
my dad are separated...
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Oh, yeah. How are things
going with that, by the way?
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I don't know. It's on the long list
of things that we don't talk about.
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What about you? How are
things with your parents?
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Actually...
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Remember when I told you
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I didn't finish Lord
of the Flies last night?
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It's 'cause I was
coming out to my parents.
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What? Rahim! Why didn't
you tell me before?
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I don't know. You were
so bummed about Benji,
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and I didn't want to
make today about me.
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So, how did you do it?
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This is humiliating,
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but I wrote everything I
wanted to say on a notecard,
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because I knew once I took it
out, I wouldn't be able to bail.
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And I didn't. I, I read it to them,
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and they sat there for
what felt like six years,
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and my, my dad said, "I'm really
happy you finally told us."
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Wait. They were glad that
you "finally" told them?
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Okay, so apparently,
my mom had discovered
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my internet search
history when I was twelve,
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and saw that I had been Googling
"Tom Holland" plus "penis."
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No!
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- Tom Holland?
- I know.
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Anyway, thank you.
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For helping me be brave.
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No. Rahim, you did that all on your own.
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I'm... I'm really proud of you.
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Is something going on?
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No. Sorry.
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Victor?
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Dad?
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Victor, why aren't you in school?
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That, that would be
my fault, Mr. Salazar.
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I had to miss school today for the
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Muslim Festival of a
Thousand Pistachios.
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Very sacred.
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Uh, Victor had a free period,
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and he was kind enough
to bring me my homework
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so I wouldn't fall behind.
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- I'm Rahim, by the way.
- Hi.
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Oh, uh, sorry. Uh, Victor,
this is, uh, my friend Shelby.
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So nice to meet you, Victor.
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Your dad talks about you all the time.
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He does? When?
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PFLAG. Shelby and I, we know
each other from the meetings.
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Uh, Victor, can we talk for a second?
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Happy holidays. I just love pistachios.
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- Are you on a date right now?
- Shelby and I...
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Yes, we're seeing each other.
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It's very new. It's too new to
tell you about, but here we are.
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- Does Mom know?
- She does.
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So, that's it?
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You guys are never getting back together?
You're just giving up on her?
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Victor, I'm not giving up on anything.
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You're dating other people.
You're not even trying anymore.
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Look, I think that this is
a much bigger conversation.
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And maybe me catching
you skipping school
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is not the best time to have it.
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Your friend over there,
he's pretty smooth,
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but I wasn't born yesterday.
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Are you gonna tell Mom?
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If you head back to class now,
maybe I'll forget to mention it.
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I can't believe my dad got a girlfriend.
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God. How could he do this to my mom?
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- Can I ask you a personal question?
- Mmm.
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Do you think your parents
should get back together?
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Like, do you think that
they're right for each other?
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I don't know. I mean, last year,
they were constantly fighting.
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And sometimes I just wished they'd
get the hell away from each other
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and give us all a break.
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Before that...
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They were pretty magic together.
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I mean, they were our age
when they started dating.
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But maybe that's part of the
problem. You know, like...
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what are the odds that the first
person you date is the person
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you're supposed to end up with?
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Okay, I don't care what your dad
says. We're not going back to school.
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It's time to turn the
self-care up to an eleven.
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You know, I've never actually
had a pedicure before.
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You're acting like this is
news, but those hooves are rough.
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Linda, Michelle, the
number 4 special, please.
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"Oh oh aubergine" for me,
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and "clear" for my very
wild friend over here.
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Okay.
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Okay, why do you keep grinning
at your phone like that?
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- Did Tom Holland slide into your DMs?
- No!
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Okay? It's just this guy Charlie
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I've been talking to
on one of those apps.
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- You know which one.
- Well, let me see.
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Wait. Are all these
headless torsos in Atlanta?
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This is just guys nearby.
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Turns out there's a ton of
gay fish in the online sea.
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And all the fish claim
to have 9-inch dicks.
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Yeah, all the fish kind of lie.
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Like when Charlie and I started talking,
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we both said we were twenty-two.
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But turns out he's a
senior at Thadwick Academy.
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- Thadwick?
- Mm-hmm.
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Damn. Your boyfriend's bougie.
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He's not my boyfriend, okay?
We, we haven't even met.
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We just text a lot.
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And send the occasional
mildly scandalous pic.
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You should ask him if
he wants to meet up.
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What, like now?
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You said I get to pick what we
do today, and this is what I pick.
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I can't believe I'm
actually gonna do this.
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I feel a pimple starting on my chin,
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and this isn't even one
of my top-tier outfits.
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Well, lucky for you, we're in a spa.
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Linda, Michelle, give him the works.
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I have $17 in my wallet.
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- Give him $17 worth of works.
- There we go.
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Okay, you sure you
don't mind being here?
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No. Benji's not working today.
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And plus, I know where
we keep the pepper spray
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in case Charlie turns out to
be a sixty-year-old murderer
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whose kink is decapitating high
school students with a box cutter.
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Do you think you're the only
person that watches true crime?
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Oh, my God. I think that's him.
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Okay, I would so let him decapitate me.
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- Maybe don't start with that.
- Right.
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Go.
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Charlie. Hi-yee!
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I don't know why I just said
"hi" like that. I'm nervous.
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- It's fine. Nice to meet you.
- Yeah.
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You look just like your pics, thank God.
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A lot of people use
those ring light things
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that make their pores disappear,
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and they end up looking like
hideous monsters in real life,
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but you don't. So, drop
that skincare routine, sis!
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Thanks. Thank you.
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What's good here?
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Ah, well, the chili mocha
latte is my personal obsesh.
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00:12:30,292 --> 00:12:32,543
She's serving spicy,
she's serving sweet.
241
00:12:32,544 --> 00:12:34,129
You need her in your life.
242
00:12:35,547 --> 00:12:38,509
"Her" as in the, the coffee?
243
00:12:39,134 --> 00:12:42,094
Uh, why don't you order,
and I'll grab us a table?
244
00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:43,429
Hey, um...
245
00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:45,473
Sorry. Uh...
246
00:12:45,474 --> 00:12:48,310
You're, you're just
different from how I pictured.
247
00:12:49,603 --> 00:12:52,104
- What do you mean?
- No, I just... Like the...
248
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:53,356
The way you talk.
249
00:12:53,357 --> 00:12:57,277
And like, the way you... are.
250
00:12:58,237 --> 00:12:59,695
Sorry, I...
251
00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:02,406
I tend to go for guys who
are a bit more masculine?
252
00:13:02,407 --> 00:13:04,617
No offense.
253
00:13:04,618 --> 00:13:05,868
Oh.
254
00:13:05,869 --> 00:13:07,495
Yeah. It's just my preference.
255
00:13:07,496 --> 00:13:10,916
Yeah. No, if you're not
into it, you're not into it.
256
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,849
I kind of wish he'd
decapitated me instead.
257
00:13:32,354 --> 00:13:34,689
I'm so embarrassed.
258
00:13:34,690 --> 00:13:36,482
I can't believe you just saw that.
259
00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:38,651
No, he should be
embarrassed. What a dick.
260
00:13:38,652 --> 00:13:42,071
No. I, I get it. If he's
into "masc" guys or whatever,
261
00:13:42,072 --> 00:13:44,115
I'm never gonna be that.
262
00:13:44,116 --> 00:13:46,033
I'm wearing lavender suede.
263
00:13:46,034 --> 00:13:48,286
Okay, first off, that jacket
is fire, and you know it.
264
00:13:48,287 --> 00:13:51,789
And secondly, don't let one stupid
boy ruin what's great about you.
265
00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:54,041
Except it's not just one stupid boy.
266
00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:58,504
You know, a lot of people see me
as just this funny, fruity beanpole,
267
00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:00,965
- and nothing else.
- All right, that's bullshit.
268
00:14:00,966 --> 00:14:03,634
You're tall, you're smart,
you're super handsome...
269
00:14:03,635 --> 00:14:05,011
Super handsome?
270
00:14:05,012 --> 00:14:07,889
Stop. I'm just saying that objectively,
271
00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:09,140
you're a very good looking guy.
272
00:14:09,141 --> 00:14:12,727
Okay. Okay, this is the
content I signed up for.
273
00:14:12,728 --> 00:14:15,646
Can you start an OnlyFans where
it's just you complimenting me?
274
00:14:15,647 --> 00:14:17,899
Maybe in an ASMR whisper voice?
275
00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:20,693
I'm trying to tell you something.
276
00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:22,446
You're a catch, Rahim.
277
00:14:24,865 --> 00:14:26,282
And, uh,
278
00:14:26,283 --> 00:14:29,619
if we went to a gay bar,
you would totally clean up.
279
00:14:29,620 --> 00:14:33,832
Well. I'm pretty sure you would
clean up at a gay bar, too.
280
00:14:35,042 --> 00:14:37,668
If you were single. Which you're not.
281
00:14:37,669 --> 00:14:40,379
Because things are gonna work
out between you and Benji.
282
00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:43,091
Maybe. Or maybe not.
283
00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:53,392
It's just my mom.
284
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:54,520
Oh. Sorry.
285
00:14:56,063 --> 00:14:58,689
You know what?
Why don't we go to a gay bar?
286
00:14:58,690 --> 00:15:01,943
Really? I don't have,
like, an ID or anything.
287
00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:04,821
So? I went to one in New York,
and they never even checked.
288
00:15:06,156 --> 00:15:08,115
Ugh, no...
289
00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:10,451
Okay, we can do this.
Just act confident,
290
00:15:10,452 --> 00:15:13,287
and try to make yourself look older,
like, like, beaten down by life.
291
00:15:13,288 --> 00:15:14,373
Right.
292
00:15:15,666 --> 00:15:18,418
- No. It's not gonna work.
- God, we're never gonna get in.
293
00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:26,759
Screw it. Come on.
294
00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:28,970
Remember this morning, when
you wouldn't even skip school?
295
00:15:28,971 --> 00:15:30,931
Well, I guess you're a bad influence.
296
00:15:36,311 --> 00:15:38,896
♪ Oh, I usually ♪
297
00:15:38,897 --> 00:15:40,731
♪ Wanna keep what's mine ♪
298
00:15:40,732 --> 00:15:42,651
♪ In my private life ♪
299
00:15:43,944 --> 00:15:46,487
♪ But I could let your eyes ♪
300
00:15:46,488 --> 00:15:48,406
♪ Take a peek inside ♪
301
00:15:48,407 --> 00:15:50,826
♪ In my private life ♪
302
00:15:52,494 --> 00:15:53,661
Rahim?
303
00:15:53,662 --> 00:15:55,998
Sorry. This is amazing.
304
00:15:57,499 --> 00:15:59,333
I think if you keep
staring, you gotta tip him.
305
00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:02,880
No, I, I mean... all of this.
306
00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:05,299
Everyone's...
307
00:16:07,342 --> 00:16:10,261
This is the first time in
my life where I feel like...
308
00:16:10,262 --> 00:16:11,262
I know.
309
00:16:13,849 --> 00:16:15,976
Just give him a dollar.
310
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:19,604
♪ All I know is when
you talk like that ♪
311
00:16:19,605 --> 00:16:21,564
♪ When you talk like
that, I don't get tired ♪
312
00:16:21,565 --> 00:16:25,276
♪ Your proximity to me
has got me up and wired ♪
313
00:16:25,277 --> 00:16:26,402
♪ Thought I was high... ♪
314
00:16:26,403 --> 00:16:27,821
Go.
315
00:16:30,032 --> 00:16:31,157
♪ Keep it going ♪
316
00:16:31,158 --> 00:16:32,701
♪ Dance till I ♪
317
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:34,577
♪ Lose my mind ♪
318
00:16:34,578 --> 00:16:36,954
♪ In my private life ♪
319
00:16:36,955 --> 00:16:38,998
♪ Keep it going, keep it going ♪
320
00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:40,708
♪ Dance till I ♪
321
00:16:40,709 --> 00:16:42,293
♪ Lose my mind ♪
322
00:16:42,294 --> 00:16:44,545
♪ In my private life ♪
323
00:16:44,546 --> 00:16:46,088
♪ Keep it going ♪
324
00:16:46,089 --> 00:16:47,632
You are so full of shit!
325
00:16:47,633 --> 00:16:50,343
Your number one hottest thing
about a guy is his brain?
326
00:16:50,344 --> 00:16:53,763
Yes! Like if a guy hits me up
and he says, "You're handsome,"
327
00:16:53,764 --> 00:16:56,182
but spells it Y-O-U-R?
328
00:16:56,183 --> 00:16:57,266
Immediate block.
329
00:16:57,267 --> 00:16:59,060
Okay, so number one is smart.
330
00:16:59,061 --> 00:17:02,688
- You big liar. Then what?
- Then...
331
00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:06,025
- A great smile.
- Um...
332
00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:08,069
Symmetrical eyebrows.
333
00:17:08,070 --> 00:17:10,279
I wouldn't be mad at a cute hockey butt.
334
00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:12,114
So, you're into athletes.
335
00:17:12,115 --> 00:17:14,158
Their bodies, yes.
336
00:17:14,159 --> 00:17:17,787
Their personalities, not so much.
337
00:17:17,788 --> 00:17:19,664
What about you? What's your type?
338
00:17:19,665 --> 00:17:22,751
Uh, Benji?
339
00:17:23,794 --> 00:17:25,503
Your type is Benji?
340
00:17:25,504 --> 00:17:28,339
Well, he was the first
guy that I ever kissed,
341
00:17:28,340 --> 00:17:30,049
the first guy that I ever dated...
342
00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:33,094
I, I wasn't even sure I
was gay until I met him.
343
00:17:33,095 --> 00:17:34,762
I mean, did I have a recurring dream
344
00:17:34,763 --> 00:17:37,515
where Charlie Puth and I were
trapped in a jail cell? Sure.
345
00:17:37,516 --> 00:17:40,017
Been there, dreamed that.
346
00:17:40,018 --> 00:17:43,938
But Benji was the only real life guy
347
00:17:43,939 --> 00:17:46,607
that I ever considered going for.
348
00:17:46,608 --> 00:17:48,693
Then you went for it.
349
00:17:48,694 --> 00:17:50,696
And he went for you back.
350
00:17:51,530 --> 00:17:53,531
That's more than a lot of us can say.
351
00:17:53,532 --> 00:17:57,159
Listen, that guy at
Brasstown was a total asshole.
352
00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:58,996
Yes, he was, but...
353
00:17:59,955 --> 00:18:01,373
What I meant was...
354
00:18:02,958 --> 00:18:05,377
I've never had what you and Benji have.
355
00:18:07,379 --> 00:18:10,132
- I've never even kissed a guy before.
- Oh.
356
00:18:11,675 --> 00:18:12,926
You will.
357
00:18:15,304 --> 00:18:19,098
Hey, it's karaoke time!
358
00:18:19,099 --> 00:18:22,393
The first one of the
night is Victor and Rahim!
359
00:18:22,394 --> 00:18:23,769
What did you do?
360
00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:26,106
Sorry, not sorry. Come on.
361
00:18:37,826 --> 00:18:41,455
♪ I hear a lot about sinners ♪
362
00:18:43,415 --> 00:18:46,251
♪ Don't think that I'll be a saint ♪
363
00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:52,090
♪ But I might go down to the river ♪
364
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:56,427
♪ 'Cause the way that the
sky opens up when we touch ♪
365
00:18:56,428 --> 00:18:58,763
- ♪ Yeah, it's makin' me say ♪
- Okay...
366
00:18:58,764 --> 00:19:02,726
♪ That the way you hold me, hold
me, hold me, hold me, hold me ♪
367
00:19:04,478 --> 00:19:08,440
♪ Feels so holy, holy,
holy, holy, holy ♪
368
00:19:09,942 --> 00:19:13,653
♪ On God, runnin' to the
altar like a track star ♪
369
00:19:13,654 --> 00:19:15,112
♪ Can't wait another second ♪
370
00:19:15,113 --> 00:19:18,866
♪ 'Cause the way you hold me, hold
me, hold me, hold me, hold me ♪
371
00:19:18,867 --> 00:19:21,161
♪ Feels so holy ♪
372
00:19:22,204 --> 00:19:24,330
♪ They say we're too young and ♪
373
00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:27,124
♪ The pimps and the players
say, "Don't go crushin'" ♪
374
00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:29,669
♪ Wise men say, "Fools rush in" ♪
375
00:19:29,670 --> 00:19:32,922
- ♪ But I don't know ♪
- ♪ Ah-ah, ah, ah ♪
376
00:19:32,923 --> 00:19:35,091
♪ They say we're too young and ♪
377
00:19:35,092 --> 00:19:38,010
♪ The pimps and the players
say, "Don't go crushin'" ♪
378
00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:40,763
♪ Wise men say, "Fools rush in" ♪
379
00:19:40,764 --> 00:19:43,015
♪ But I don't know ♪
380
00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:47,229
♪ The way you hold me, hold
me, hold me, hold me, hold me ♪
381
00:19:48,689 --> 00:19:52,441
♪ Feels so holy, holy,
holy, holy, holy ♪
382
00:19:54,069 --> 00:19:58,155
♪ On God, runnin' to the
altar like a track star ♪
383
00:19:58,156 --> 00:19:59,699
♪ Can't wait another second ♪
384
00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:03,578
♪ On God, runnin' to the
altar like a track star ♪
385
00:20:03,579 --> 00:20:05,162
♪ Can't wait another second ♪
386
00:20:05,163 --> 00:20:09,250
♪ On God, runnin' to the
altar like a track star ♪
387
00:20:09,251 --> 00:20:10,501
♪ Can't wait another second ♪
388
00:20:10,502 --> 00:20:13,462
♪ 'Cause the way you hold me, hold
me, hold me, hold me, hold me ♪
389
00:20:13,463 --> 00:20:16,383
♪ Feels so ho-o-o-oly ♪
390
00:20:22,681 --> 00:20:24,516
Victor Salazar!
391
00:20:26,602 --> 00:20:28,478
Oh, shit...
392
00:20:34,943 --> 00:20:37,111
We are so sorry, Mrs. Salazar.
393
00:20:37,112 --> 00:20:39,906
But can I just say, vermilion
is totally your color.
394
00:20:39,907 --> 00:20:41,407
How did you even find us?
395
00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:44,368
A very worried woman
called me from your school,
396
00:20:44,369 --> 00:20:45,953
asking if you were feeling any better
397
00:20:45,954 --> 00:20:48,122
from the poisoned
chimichangas that I served you!
398
00:20:48,123 --> 00:20:49,666
We're not even Mexican!
399
00:20:51,877 --> 00:20:54,713
And then I used my motherly
instincts to track you down.
400
00:20:56,006 --> 00:20:59,050
Your brother showed me
how to do "find my iPhone."
401
00:20:59,051 --> 00:21:01,345
Rahim, can you give us a minute, please?
402
00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:07,850
You're playing hooky
now? Hanging out at bars?
403
00:21:07,851 --> 00:21:10,770
- When I tell Papi about this...
- He knows already.
404
00:21:10,771 --> 00:21:12,897
About the skipping school part, anyways.
405
00:21:12,898 --> 00:21:14,148
We bumped into him at lunch,
406
00:21:14,149 --> 00:21:16,068
and he was with some
woman that he's seeing.
407
00:21:17,236 --> 00:21:18,236
Oh.
408
00:21:19,196 --> 00:21:21,949
Yeah, so much for you and Dad being
the loves of each other's lives.
409
00:21:22,783 --> 00:21:25,243
So, is this why you're acting out?
410
00:21:25,244 --> 00:21:28,038
- Are you upset about me and Papi?
- No! I mean...
411
00:21:29,039 --> 00:21:31,041
I mean, maybe that's part of it, but...
412
00:21:34,127 --> 00:21:36,338
I think Benji's breaking up with me.
413
00:21:37,714 --> 00:21:40,383
What? When did that happen?
414
00:21:40,384 --> 00:21:44,304
Last night. We got into a huge
fight, and now he's not talking to me.
415
00:21:45,556 --> 00:21:49,767
Mijo. Why didn't you
tell me about Benji?
416
00:21:49,768 --> 00:21:52,061
Because I thought you might be... happy.
417
00:21:52,062 --> 00:21:53,105
Happy?
418
00:21:56,066 --> 00:21:57,276
Victor...
419
00:21:59,319 --> 00:22:01,029
I need you to hear this.
420
00:22:02,823 --> 00:22:05,993
Your happiness is my happiness.
421
00:22:07,077 --> 00:22:10,079
If your heart is broken, so is mine.
422
00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:12,456
And I know you said that
Papi is the love of my life.
423
00:22:12,457 --> 00:22:15,376
That's only sort of true.
424
00:22:15,377 --> 00:22:18,421
You kids are the love of my life.
425
00:22:18,422 --> 00:22:21,633
There is nothing in this world
that is more precious to me.
426
00:22:23,051 --> 00:22:24,553
And I know...
427
00:22:26,054 --> 00:22:28,598
that I didn't make you
feel that way this year.
428
00:22:28,599 --> 00:22:32,143
I'll never forgive
myself for that, but...
429
00:22:32,144 --> 00:22:33,561
I accept you, Victor.
430
00:22:33,562 --> 00:22:38,357
I, I... love every single part of you.
431
00:22:38,358 --> 00:22:40,190
And I will spend the rest of my life
432
00:22:40,191 --> 00:22:42,154
to make sure that you know that. Okay?
433
00:22:43,405 --> 00:22:46,616
And if things with
Benji are really over,
434
00:22:46,617 --> 00:22:49,160
I know you'll find
another wonderful person.
435
00:22:49,161 --> 00:22:51,705
I... Not "person."
436
00:22:54,166 --> 00:22:57,836
Another young man, who
is just right for you.
437
00:23:13,519 --> 00:23:15,181
Why do I keep having these life changing
438
00:23:15,182 --> 00:23:16,647
moments outside of gay bars?
439
00:23:19,024 --> 00:23:20,150
What?
440
00:23:21,276 --> 00:23:23,529
How many gay bars have you been to?
441
00:23:24,530 --> 00:23:26,406
I said "outside of gay bars."
442
00:23:29,034 --> 00:23:30,035
Victor!
443
00:23:34,665 --> 00:23:36,833
Super cool of your mom to
give me a ride, by the way.
444
00:23:36,834 --> 00:23:39,043
I don't smell like alcohol, do I?
445
00:23:39,044 --> 00:23:41,212
My mom doesn't even keep
mouthwash in the house,
446
00:23:41,213 --> 00:23:42,839
'cause it's a slippery slope.
447
00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:44,466
You smell normal.
448
00:23:46,844 --> 00:23:48,095
Uh, hey...
449
00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:53,099
Um, I just wanted to, uh...
450
00:23:53,100 --> 00:23:56,395
thank you for cutting with me today.
451
00:23:57,563 --> 00:24:00,189
- I had a lot of fun.
- Me, too.
452
00:24:00,190 --> 00:24:02,860
Best fake Muslim holiday ever.
453
00:24:04,695 --> 00:24:08,072
I should probably go inside
and finish Lord of the Flies.
454
00:24:08,073 --> 00:24:11,492
Here's hoping they get rescued.
Or at least find some soap.
455
00:24:13,495 --> 00:24:14,621
Goodnight, Rahim.
456
00:24:15,956 --> 00:24:16,999
Goodnight.
457
00:24:39,104 --> 00:24:40,480
Hey.
458
00:24:48,697 --> 00:24:50,448
It's Benji.
459
00:24:50,449 --> 00:24:52,783
Take the call, honey.
I'm not here. Just...
460
00:24:59,833 --> 00:25:00,917
Hey.
461
00:25:04,922 --> 00:25:07,382
Yeah, it, it was weird
not talking all day.
462
00:25:10,969 --> 00:25:12,387
I missed you, too.
463
00:25:16,767 --> 00:25:19,561
Uh, I, I, I don't want to rush
back into things either but...
464
00:25:22,189 --> 00:25:24,942
No, yeah. I understand.
465
00:25:28,237 --> 00:25:30,822
All right. Bye.
466
00:25:31,657 --> 00:25:34,159
He doesn't want to go with me
to Harold and Veronica's wedding.
467
00:25:35,118 --> 00:25:37,578
Yeah. He says, that, uh,
468
00:25:37,579 --> 00:25:41,333
we need some more time
to figure stuff out.
469
00:25:43,335 --> 00:25:45,336
I'm sorry, mijo.
470
00:25:45,337 --> 00:25:48,422
But maybe a little more
time will be a good thing?
471
00:25:50,926 --> 00:25:52,094
Maybe.
472
00:25:55,097 --> 00:25:56,931
Can we go home?
473
00:25:56,932 --> 00:25:59,267
- Yeah.
- Thank you.
474
00:26:10,696 --> 00:26:15,696
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