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Simon, I have big news.
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Mia and I are officially
in a relationship.
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♪ Butterflies in my chest ♪
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♪ Been a while since I had a guest ♪
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♪ Now you're feelin' on
me, feelin' feelin' on me ♪
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She's basically my favorite
person to hang out with.
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And my family loves her, too.
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And I know what you're gonna ask
me, so I'll save you the trouble.
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The physical stuff is actually awesome.
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Mia's lips are mad soft,
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and she wears this lip gloss
that tastes like blue raspberry,
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which is my favorite flavor of Gatorade.
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♪ I really really like you ♪
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Not here.
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There's too many people. Don't
want to rub it in their faces.
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Yeah, Simon. Everything's great. I
don't know what I was so scared of.
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- ♪ Yeah ♪
- ♪ Waiting for the time ♪
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♪ Waiting for the place ♪
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♪ And I, I, I ♪
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♪ I, I need ♪
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♪ Somebody to tell
me it'll be all right ♪
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♪ Somebody to tell
me it'll be just fine ♪
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♪ If someone has been there
before, say it right now ♪
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♪ 'Cause I just need to hear it ♪
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Sync & corrections by Costa Dax
www.addic7ed.com
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The vagina.
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Some of you have them.
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Some of you have seen them,
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and some of you have only heard stories.
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You know, I have that same
poster in my bedroom.
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Don't test me today, Andrew.
Okay? I'm intermittent fasting.
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Uh, everybody, take a
worksheet. Fill out all the parts.
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And, uh, don't ask me how to spell
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Fallopian tube, because I don't know.
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I guess you and Victor are probably
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doing a lot of sex ed these days, right?
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Could you grow up, Andrew?
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Sorry.
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Just be over here. Working on my vagina.
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What was that?
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What do you mean?
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Okay, fine.
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Uh, it's just that Victor
likes to take things slow.
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- Hmm.
- Like, really, really slow.
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- Wait, how far have you guys gone?
- We've kissed.
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- With tongue?
- Of course.
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Okay. Our tongues have
definitely... grazed.
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Hmm. Is he a virgin?
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I don't know. Probably.
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- But you're ready.
- I think so.
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I definitely want to take things
to the next level. Or any level.
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We've kind of been stuck on the ground.
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- God, and I really like him.
- Mm.
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Two virgins about to
make passionate love.
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It's like a Shakespeare movie.
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Okay, so the first thing
you need to do is just
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send him a sexy message or two.
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I'm just saying, sometimes you have to
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show a guy that you're
open to their advances.
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Par example...
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You posted that about yourself?
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Yeah, but under my
pseudonym: "Jackie St. Boon".
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Okay, isn't that a little desperate?
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I'm just throwing some chum in the water
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and waiting for the sharks to come.
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Sorry, I just saw Jaws.
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It's not as good at 47
Meters Down, but it's solid.
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"Was I lovable once? Really?
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"Was I ever lovable?
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"I'm asking if you found me...
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"lovable at one stage?
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"Well, I admit it is a teaser
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and you've done more
than your bit already
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- for the time being, so just..."
- What on Earth?
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I have no idea.
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I think her husband was named Willy
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or something and trapped her in a box.
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No, not the monologue. Mia.
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"Just to know that you are there..."
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"I miss your muscular legs".
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Holy cow, she wants you bad.
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Shh!
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What should I write back?
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I don't know. Nobody's
ever missed my legs before.
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He thumbsed-up my text.
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Wait. That's what you wrote?
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Let Mama Lake take it from here.
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- Lake, come on.
- Do not rush me. I am an artist.
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There. Done. You're welcome.
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Lake!
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"But something tells me, do not..."
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Whoa!
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Looks like somebody's gonna be
dancing the midnight macarena.
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I don't think so. I think she
just invited me to her house
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with a whole bunch of emojis?
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Either she's gonna be making
you eggplant parmesan,
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or you're getting lucky this Friday.
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"And do not overdo the bag..."
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Latte art.
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Remind you of anyone?
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Steve Harvey?
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It's Derek.
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Oh! Yeah, I see it now.
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Friday is our one year anniversary.
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We're supposed to go see his
friend's band downtown, but...
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I want to do something romantic for him.
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Where'd you go for your first date?
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We got spaghetti and meatballs
at this corny Italian place.
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The food was good,
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but it ended up getting shut
down by the health department.
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God, I love meatballs.
So ugly. So delicious.
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Okay.
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Maybe, I mean, this is a little cheesy,
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but you could recreate your first date.
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You could have your
own Italian restaurant,
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but just you and Derek.
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I could do it here after we close.
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Light some candles, put on
some Italian accordion music.
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Yeah.
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Wow, Victor. Who knew
you were such a romantic?
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Mia is a lucky lady.
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Yeah. She's the luckiest.
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Okay, why'd you just do your
uncomfortable scrunch face
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when you said that?
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Okay, I'm hanging out
with Mia on Friday.
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You don't sound excited.
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I think Mia wants to take
things to the next level,
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and I'm... you know.
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Oh.
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You're a virgin.
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That's fine. You've just gotta relax.
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If I can have sex with
girls, anybody can.
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Wait, you... But you're...
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Gay?
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I know.
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This was back when I
was figuring things out.
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Turns out human sexuality
is less of a straight line,
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and more of a Cirque du Soleil show.
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Long, confusing,
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and full of sexy clowns.
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Yep.
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Ooh, girl, you are serving me up
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some sexy Professor McGonagall realness,
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and I am here for it.
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You mean I look like Maggie Smith?
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Changing.
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What? No! It's perfect!
You look all hot and witchy.
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Hmm. Why does my room
smell like sunscreen?
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Uh, that is a scented candle.
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Feuille de Lavande by Diptyque.
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Plus, I blasted your throw cushions
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with body spray just for good measure.
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Hmm.
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You know, it's totally
okay to be nervous.
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I mean, tonight's your first
time. That's a really big deal.
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I mean, it is your first time, right?
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Oh, my God. I am your best friend.
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Why didn't you tell me?
You tell me everything.
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Because it was a one-time thing,
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and it was too soon,
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and awkward, and a total mistake.
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Hmm. Yeah, I'm sorry I didn't tell you.
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It's fine. I get it.
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But who was it?
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Just some random other
counselor at camp.
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Mm. Wow. Well, the most exciting thing
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that happened to me at summer camp
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was when I accidentally bumped
a beehive with my selfie stick.
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But then they evacuated us to the
Marriott. Mm, thank you, bees.
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Well, don't you look like a man
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whose life's about to be forever changed
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by the touch of a good woman.
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Guess so.
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What's that?
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You've never played "Settlers of Catan"?
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Oh, it's awesome. Me and my mom
throw down every Friday night.
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- Sounds like fun.
- It is.
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And not filled with a crippling
pressure to perform.
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Hey. Good luck tonight, buddy.
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- You're gonna do great.
- Thanks.
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Hey, Felix. Uh, wait up.
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Okay, relax. You look amazing.
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And if Victor doesn't hook up with you,
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I will.
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Yeah, I really wish
you'd stop offering that.
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Twist. And not the cool
M. Night Shyamalan kind.
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Who's ready to take a journey
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to the island of Catan?
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Okay, but just, whatever
is it, make it quick,
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'cause I don't want to
be late to the show.
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Shh. Just stop talking, okay?
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- Okay.
- All right. Keep your eyes closed.
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Okay.
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Giving me major serial
killer vibes right now.
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Okay. You can open.
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Welcome to "Trattoria di Benji".
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Whoa.
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And if you want to get a lot of points,
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you need to make sure to
upgrade your settlements,
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your cities, and your roads.
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All right. So, next...
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Hey.
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This is something a little unorthodox...
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I'm sorry about this.
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I tried to shake him, but
he didn't get the hint.
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You look nice.
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So each type of terrain
produces a different resource.
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So forests make lumber,
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um, fields make grain, and of
course, mountains, they make...
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...ore.
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If I...
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Okay, this is the most
bored I have ever been.
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And I'm including that time you
tricked me into listening to a podcast.
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That would make it my
tenth victory point,
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and crown me King of Catan.
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Ah. All right.
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Who's ready to start playing?
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Wait, we haven't started?
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What have we been doing
for the last 45 minutes?
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A tutorial.
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Okay. Uh, you guys start without me.
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I'll come with.
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Operation No Hanky-Panky
seems to be going pretty well,
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- don't you say?
- Yeah.
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Hey, look, Felix, I
appreciate you doing this,
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but Mia's definitely pissed.
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So? Let her be pissed.
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All right? If you're not
ready, you're not ready.
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Your body, your choice.
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Yeah, I, I think I'm gonna
go and check on Mia.
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All right. But don't take too long.
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Don't know if I can trust myself
around all these wheat cards.
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Okay.
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So, do you like it?
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Spaghetti and meatballs, like we
had on our first date. Remember?
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Mm. Mm-hmm. It's great.
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But shouldn't we head to the show soon?
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The opener are these two blind sisters
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who do bluegrass covers of TLC songs.
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I mean, it's supposed to be awesome.
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- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
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Sounds really cool, but I thought
maybe we could skip the show tonight.
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You know, since it's our first
anniversary and everything.
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Anniversary?
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What, are we straight people now?
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Oh. Sorry.
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I didn't mean, like...
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I just don't really know if
I believe in all that stuff.
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What stuff? Anniversaries?
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Stuff that society tells us to want
just 'cause straight people do.
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Like, one of the best things
about being gay is that
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we don't have to conform
to that hetero-normative,
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rom-com bullshit that is
dreamt up by corporations
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to help sell greeting cards to morons.
255
00:13:04,201 --> 00:13:05,536
Well...
256
00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:08,330
...guess I'm one of those morons.
257
00:13:10,332 --> 00:13:11,542
Hey.
258
00:13:12,626 --> 00:13:14,169
I didn't mean...
259
00:13:22,094 --> 00:13:23,928
- I'm sorry.
- I...
260
00:13:23,929 --> 00:13:28,600
I'm a dick, and these
meatballs are really great.
261
00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:31,769
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
262
00:13:34,064 --> 00:13:35,649
Sorry.
263
00:13:37,901 --> 00:13:40,581
Hey, do you think it would be cool
if we caught the end of the show?
264
00:13:41,613 --> 00:13:44,740
You know what? Yeah, you
go ahead. I'll meet you there.
265
00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:46,410
I gotta clean up first.
266
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:48,829
Okay.
267
00:13:54,293 --> 00:13:56,878
Hey. You're the best.
268
00:13:56,879 --> 00:13:58,380
- Have a good time.
- Thank you.
269
00:14:00,716 --> 00:14:02,884
Hey, Ty, I'm on my way.
270
00:14:09,266 --> 00:14:12,310
Hey. Um... where's Mia?
271
00:14:12,311 --> 00:14:14,980
In her bedroom. Being furious.
272
00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:20,443
She planned this whole special
night for the two of you.
273
00:14:20,444 --> 00:14:23,363
And then you brought your weird
friend and screwed it all up.
274
00:14:23,947 --> 00:14:26,574
I just don't get it.
Do you not like her?
275
00:14:26,575 --> 00:14:29,077
Is there someone else?
Are you gay? What is it?
276
00:14:30,621 --> 00:14:32,455
I do like her.
277
00:14:32,456 --> 00:14:35,041
'Kay. Well then, start acting like it.
278
00:14:35,042 --> 00:14:38,419
Because this crap that
you're pulling here tonight,
279
00:14:38,420 --> 00:14:40,171
it's just cruel.
280
00:14:50,599 --> 00:14:53,101
Oh, hey. I was about to
come back downstairs...
281
00:15:07,783 --> 00:15:10,451
Wanna watch Planet Earth with me?
282
00:15:10,452 --> 00:15:13,120
Nope. I already ordered my Lyft.
283
00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:16,208
Elang should be here in nine minutes.
284
00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:19,126
You should probably go, too.
285
00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:22,047
I don't think they'll be
down for quite some time.
286
00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:25,550
What the hell?
287
00:15:25,551 --> 00:15:28,345
- What? What happened? Is Elang okay?
- No. Look.
288
00:15:29,555 --> 00:15:32,807
You, uh, you look amazing.
289
00:15:32,808 --> 00:15:35,184
No, not the photo, idiot. The comments.
290
00:15:35,185 --> 00:15:37,895
They called me a six. A six!
291
00:15:37,896 --> 00:15:40,607
I am at least a low nine.
292
00:15:42,568 --> 00:15:44,319
Well, you're a boy.
293
00:15:45,279 --> 00:15:47,196
Tell me the truth.
294
00:15:47,197 --> 00:15:49,366
Mm. What's my number?
295
00:15:50,909 --> 00:15:54,704
N... No. No way. I, I can't do that.
296
00:15:54,705 --> 00:15:55,872
I...
297
00:15:55,873 --> 00:15:58,457
Okay, stop with the chivalry
and just give me a number,
298
00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:01,545
and do not tell me I'm a 10,
because I totally won't believe you.
299
00:16:03,547 --> 00:16:05,173
I...
300
00:16:05,174 --> 00:16:09,552
I think you deserve a guy who...
301
00:16:09,553 --> 00:16:13,055
who doesn't reduce you to a number.
302
00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:16,935
Somebody like, um...
303
00:16:17,936 --> 00:16:19,395
Like him.
304
00:16:19,396 --> 00:16:22,064
Approximately 1/16th the size...
305
00:16:22,065 --> 00:16:23,775
I deserve to date a nub?
306
00:16:24,526 --> 00:16:27,403
Okay, so he's not Brad Pitt.
307
00:16:27,404 --> 00:16:29,238
And technically he
doesn't have any eyes.
308
00:16:29,239 --> 00:16:32,325
But angler fish are total romantics.
309
00:16:32,326 --> 00:16:35,454
That fish only cares about
one thing in the entire world.
310
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:38,582
Her.
311
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:43,002
He spends most of his life
sniffing around the ocean
312
00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:46,047
looking for his mate, and
when he finally finds her,
313
00:16:46,048 --> 00:16:47,341
you know what he does?
314
00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:50,552
Tells her a long, boring story?
315
00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:53,179
He bites her,
316
00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:56,057
and releases this enzyme in his saliva
317
00:16:56,058 --> 00:16:59,352
that fuses them together like superglue.
318
00:16:59,353 --> 00:17:01,729
Then he dies, and becomes
a part of her body,
319
00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:06,317
and she swims away, never
thinking about him again, but...
320
00:17:06,318 --> 00:17:07,528
he doesn't mind.
321
00:17:08,445 --> 00:17:11,698
Because he got what he always wanted.
322
00:17:12,449 --> 00:17:14,785
To be with her. Forever.
323
00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:19,455
That's what you deserve, Lake.
324
00:17:19,456 --> 00:17:21,874
A guy who would sacrifice everything,
325
00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:23,469
because he knows that the only thing
326
00:17:23,470 --> 00:17:26,463
that matters in this entire world...
327
00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:29,383
...is you.
328
00:17:33,303 --> 00:17:36,889
You are so weird.
329
00:17:41,478 --> 00:17:44,689
Um, do you wanna, um, sit down?
330
00:17:44,690 --> 00:17:47,109
This hard wall is starting
to hurt my head.
331
00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:50,696
Uh, yeah. Yeah, sure. Uh...
332
00:17:57,494 --> 00:17:59,621
I'm sorry. I just, I just need a minute.
333
00:18:00,831 --> 00:18:02,457
Okay.
334
00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:20,600
Hey. Sorry, I was just...
335
00:18:20,601 --> 00:18:22,768
Okay, what's going on with you?
336
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:27,191
Is it me? Am I not attractive
to you, or whatever?
337
00:18:28,233 --> 00:18:30,110
No, no. Mia...
338
00:18:33,906 --> 00:18:36,575
Look, you're beautiful.
339
00:18:37,743 --> 00:18:41,871
You're like, one of the
prettiest girls I've ever seen.
340
00:18:41,872 --> 00:18:44,040
Then what is it?
341
00:18:44,041 --> 00:18:45,292
What's wrong?
342
00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:47,794
Truth is...
343
00:18:51,548 --> 00:18:52,841
I'm...
344
00:18:54,510 --> 00:18:56,220
...not ready.
345
00:18:59,973 --> 00:19:03,977
I don't know. Maybe out here,
sex isn't, like, a big deal, but...
346
00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:07,522
...back where I'm from,
347
00:19:07,523 --> 00:19:10,484
we're more old-fashioned.
348
00:19:13,612 --> 00:19:15,739
Victor, it's fine.
349
00:19:17,950 --> 00:19:20,369
Why didn't you just tell me?
350
00:19:22,788 --> 00:19:26,834
I didn't want you to
think I was a loser.
351
00:19:29,127 --> 00:19:31,296
I would never think you're a loser.
352
00:19:33,382 --> 00:19:37,344
We can totally go slow.
353
00:19:45,227 --> 00:19:48,021
It's getting pretty late.
I should probably go.
354
00:19:49,982 --> 00:19:50,983
Okay.
355
00:19:55,404 --> 00:19:57,030
Uh, Victor?
356
00:19:58,490 --> 00:20:00,325
There's nothing else, right?
357
00:20:02,619 --> 00:20:03,619
No.
358
00:20:16,675 --> 00:20:18,801
Dear Simon,
359
00:20:18,802 --> 00:20:21,929
I really do like Mia,
360
00:20:21,930 --> 00:20:26,018
but what if that isn't enough?
361
00:20:34,776 --> 00:20:36,153
Okay.
362
00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:40,156
- How'd you get so good at this?
- YouTube.
363
00:20:40,157 --> 00:20:41,283
Oh.
364
00:20:43,869 --> 00:20:45,828
No. No hickeys.
365
00:20:45,829 --> 00:20:48,664
No one can know about this.
This has to stay our little secret.
366
00:20:48,665 --> 00:20:52,293
Well, three can keep a secret
if two of them are dead.
367
00:20:52,294 --> 00:20:53,461
What?
368
00:20:53,462 --> 00:20:56,380
Sorry. Benjamin Franklin
quote. I, I won't tell anyone.
369
00:20:56,381 --> 00:20:57,798
- Yeah. No more talking.
- Okay.
370
00:20:57,799 --> 00:20:59,301
- Okay.
- Uh-huh.
371
00:21:03,514 --> 00:21:07,642
Hey, Victor. I know you really like Mia,
372
00:21:07,643 --> 00:21:10,354
and you've been trying to figure
out if you're attracted to her.
373
00:21:11,021 --> 00:21:14,065
It sounds like tonight, you
realized that you're not,
374
00:21:14,066 --> 00:21:15,817
and that's okay.
375
00:21:17,528 --> 00:21:21,156
But maybe it's time for you to
really figure out what you want.
376
00:21:22,157 --> 00:21:23,909
Before someone gets hurt.
377
00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:41,468
What are you doing here?
378
00:21:42,094 --> 00:21:43,887
I could ask you the same thing.
379
00:21:46,098 --> 00:21:48,725
How did "Trattoria di Benji" go?
380
00:21:49,810 --> 00:21:51,019
Fine.
381
00:21:52,062 --> 00:21:55,190
So, how was your big date?
382
00:21:57,693 --> 00:21:59,152
Not much to tell.
383
00:22:03,365 --> 00:22:05,450
- Working on your latte art?
- Yep.
384
00:22:06,159 --> 00:22:08,661
I think I might actually
be getting better.
385
00:22:08,662 --> 00:22:10,705
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
386
00:22:10,706 --> 00:22:12,456
You wanna try?
387
00:22:12,457 --> 00:22:15,919
- Yeah.
- The trick is to pour quickly.
388
00:22:16,420 --> 00:22:17,880
What do you want to make?
389
00:22:18,714 --> 00:22:20,674
How about...
390
00:22:22,050 --> 00:22:23,759
...a meatball?
391
00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:27,055
So ugly, but so delicious.
392
00:22:28,765 --> 00:22:30,017
Okay.
393
00:22:31,518 --> 00:22:33,937
All right. Start there, and
then pour it in the center.
394
00:22:35,355 --> 00:22:37,149
That's it. There you go.
395
00:22:41,445 --> 00:22:44,448
Yep. You got it. That looks
like a meatball to me.
396
00:22:48,911 --> 00:22:51,537
♪ Strangely you and I ♪
397
00:22:51,538 --> 00:22:53,748
♪ Cross the finish line ♪
398
00:22:53,749 --> 00:22:57,376
♪ But big hearts move
slow, get left behind ♪
399
00:22:57,377 --> 00:23:01,130
♪ Lying next to someone else, oh ♪
400
00:23:01,131 --> 00:23:06,219
♪ But sometimes I still remember
what you said and how it felt ♪
401
00:23:06,220 --> 00:23:09,640
♪ Okay, fine, maybe I'm
just a little nostalgic ♪
402
00:23:10,933 --> 00:23:14,144
♪ 'Cause the memories are flooding
my mind, baby I can't stop it ♪
403
00:23:15,896 --> 00:23:18,857
♪ I know I said I wouldn't call
but I'm breaking my promise ♪
404
00:23:20,484 --> 00:23:23,737
♪ 'Cause the memories are flooding
my mind, baby I can't stop it ♪
405
00:23:24,404 --> 00:23:26,614
♪ Oh I can't stop it ♪
406
00:23:26,615 --> 00:23:29,076
♪ Oh oh, oh oh ♪
407
00:23:31,370 --> 00:23:34,247
♪ Oh oh, oh oh ♪
408
00:23:34,248 --> 00:23:36,040
♪ Oh I can't stop it ♪
409
00:23:36,041 --> 00:23:39,836
♪ Oh oh, oh oh ♪
410
00:23:39,837 --> 00:23:43,130
♪ Okay, fine, maybe I'm
just a little nostalgic ♪
411
00:23:43,131 --> 00:23:45,216
♪ Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh ♪
412
00:23:45,217 --> 00:23:47,737
♪ 'Cause the memories are flooding
my mind and I can't stop it ♪
413
00:23:49,555 --> 00:23:52,724
♪ Oh oh, oh oh, I know I said I
wouldn't call but I broke my promise ♪
414
00:23:53,684 --> 00:23:55,685
♪ I can't stop ♪
415
00:23:55,686 --> 00:23:57,271
♪ Oh I can't... ♪
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