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Dear Victor, Benji has a boyfriend?
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That sucks.
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Before I was out, I was devastated
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when my fake celebrity
crush, Gigi Hadid,
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started dating my real
celebrity crush, Zayn.
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I'm still not totally over it.
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How are you holding up?
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Honestly, Simon,
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I'm fine.
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Things with Benji are great.
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Hey, Benji, can you open the...
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and hand me the...
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I also need the...
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Hey, handsome. What's up?
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Him having a boyfriend
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is the best thing that
could have happened.
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It means he's off the table.
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So, I can focus on Mia.
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And everything else is
starting to lock in, too.
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I found my Creekwood people.
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I'm in a good rhythm
on the basketball team.
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Yo!
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Oh, dang!
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Oh, you're on fire, Salazar.
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You keep it up, we could actually
beat Whitman this Friday.
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And then maybe the other coaches
would add me to their group text.
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All right, don't get cocky. Okay,
you scored on Cooperman.
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Like to see you make
that shot on me, yeah?
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Well, I didn't... I didn't mean, like,
right now, okay? I wasn't ready.
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♪ Is it too late... ♪
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And even my family
seems to be getting along.
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Ms. S., do you make a poster
for every one of Victor's games?
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Uh-huh.
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"Salazar" is a "Salastar".
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Wow. You are a pun wizard,
and I'm under your spell.
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Thank you, Felix.
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At least someone appreciates
my hardcore fandom.
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Yeah, hardcore is right.
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Back in Texas during regional semis,
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she got ejected from the
game for excessive dancing.
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Since when is dancing not allowed?
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We don't live in a Footloose world.
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Not everyone enjoys watching
you twerk like a geriatric Cardi B.
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Honey, even though the sign
says Victor is number one,
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I'm just talking about
the basketball game.
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I love all my kids exactly the same.
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But if you had to rank
us, I'd be on top, right?
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Definitely.
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Shh.
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Oh, you're still here?
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All right, I am so glad you were
able to make it for dinner, Felix.
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And breakfast. It's, uh, it's
almost like you live here.
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Guys!
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I feel that way, too.
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Pilar, it's your turn to say grace.
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- And before you complain, please just...
- Actually, it would be my honor.
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Oh.
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Bless us, oh Lord, and bless
this pizza which you provided.
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Bless the hands that prepared it.
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But most of all, bless
my mother, Isabel.
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She needs your guidance the most,
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'cause she's nasty, and
she knows it. Amen.
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Hey! I don't care if you are
jealous about Victor's big game.
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You may not speak to me that way.
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Your room.
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Now!
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So...
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do you guys, uh, always
do grace roast style?
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Go away!
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Brought you the last slice of sausage.
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What's your deal?
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This can't be about Mom's pun posters.
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Of course not.
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Victor, Mom had an affair.
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What? No, she didn't.
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After I finished setting
up her Facebook page,
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some guy named Roger R.
started messaging her all this
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creepy romantic crap. Look.
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This is, um...
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We don't know what any of this means.
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"I miss you. I wish you
were here. Please call me".
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He's probably just some
Internet creep, okay?
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That's why Mom hasn't written him back.
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She hasn't written back because
she hasn't seen the messages yet.
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I changed her Facebook password
and said her profile got a virus.
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Moms really don't understand
how the Internet works.
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It's probably just spam.
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Mom stopped watching Jimmy
Kimmel after he got skinny
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because she was having impure thoughts.
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There's no way she had an affair.
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Yep, Simon. Everything is going great.
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♪ Waiting for the time ♪
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♪ Waiting for the place ♪
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♪ And I, I, I ♪
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♪ I, I need ♪
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♪ Somebody to tell
me it'll be all right ♪
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♪ Somebody to tell
me it'll be just fine ♪
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♪ If someone has been there
before, say it right now ♪
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♪ 'Cause I just need to hear it ♪
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- Ha ha. Busted!
- Dad!
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You're home.
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Wait, how long have you
been standing there?
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Not too long.
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Come here. I missed you, beans.
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Uh-oh. Is that for me?
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Aah, aah, aah.
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- What?
- All the way from gay Paris.
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And what makes you say, "Uh-oh"?
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Because you have
disastrous taste in souvenirs.
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This gift is good. I promise.
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Dad, this is gorgeous!
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Wait, you picked this out?
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Well, not exactly.
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My, um, friend did.
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Oh.
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What's an, "um, friend"?
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What, were you in Paris with a lady?
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- Thought this was a work trip.
- It was.
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It really was.
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I was there for an academic
symposium at the Sorbonne.
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Veronica, she just tagged along.
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Mm, right. Just like Monica
tagged along to Denver,
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and Lauren tagged along to Miami,
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and Sidney tagged along to Sydney!
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Now, now that was a strange coincidence.
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Look, it was brand new, all right,
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and I didn't know if it
was going anywhere,
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but then, I guess it went somewhere.
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Yeah, to a hotel suite
in the city of romance.
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Ah, it's actually called
the city of lights.
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That's not the point.
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Listen, sweetheart, I would like
for you two to meet each other.
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We were thinking, you know,
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we could all have dinner
maybe later this week.
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Yeah, of course.
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- Yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
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- And thank you for this.
- Aah.
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Your, um, friend has amazing taste.
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I'm excited for you to meet her.
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Yeah, I can't wait.
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I just can't, with this dinner.
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Every time my dad gets a new girlfriend,
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they just get younger and dumber.
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- What kind of car does he drive again?
- Ha ha.
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So, if you're meeting
the girlfriend on Friday,
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does that mean you
can't come to the game?
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Oh, no. I can do both.
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Lake, here, is coming
with me to the dinner,
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- so she can get us out of it early.
- Mm-hmm.
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- How?
- Oh, uh, I'm the excuse queen, so...
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- What does that mean?
- Well, it means...
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Oh, my God.
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Uh, you guys, my little brother
just swallowed a golf ball,
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- and now he's in the hospital.
- What?
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Oh, my gosh. Is he okay?
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Excuse queen.
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Oh, my God. That... You're
like, the next Judi Dench.
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So, how are you guys so sure your
dad's girlfriend's gonna be terrible?
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'Cause they're all terrible.
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Starting with my drunk mother,
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who checked herself into
rehab on my 12th birthday,
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and never came back.
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Sorry. We had good banter
going. Did I kill it? I killed it.
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I'm so sorry, Mia. I, I knew
your mom wasn't around, and...
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No, it's fine. It was a long
time ago. I am very over it.
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It's weird. Before your mom left,
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I used to think she was the coolest.
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I guess we don't always know
what's going on with our parents.
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Hey.
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Even though there's no way Mom did
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what you think she did, we need answers.
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Damn. Mom's little golden
boy turned on her.
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I didn't turn. I just want to
prove he's some random stalker,
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and move on with our lives.
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So, should we just ask her who he is?
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No way. She'd just make up some lie.
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- So, what do you think we should do?
- I've already been doing it.
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I've been messaging him all day as Mom.
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- Pilar!
- What? She won't know.
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And get this. He's coming to Atlanta
on Friday to attend a conference,
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and he wants to see Mom.
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That's not good.
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The only conference he's trying
to attend is in Mom's pants.
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I think we should go meet
up with him in her place.
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- But before you say no...
- Let's do it.
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Really?
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Really.
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All right.
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Now remember, get in, get out.
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Meet Harold's new playmate.
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Smile blankly as she shows us
pictures of her Chihuahuas
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that are probably named
after Bachelor contestants.
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Hear about how she's thinking
of starting a new jewelry line.
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And at eight on the dot,
I'll excuse queen our way
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straight to Victor's game.
Hashtag "Not My First Rodeo".
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Mia, sweetheart, she's here.
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How ya doin'?
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Hmm. This is weird.
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She's like, twice my
age. So not his type.
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She must be great in the sack.
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Lake, why would you say that?
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What? An older woman knows how
to do things a young woman doesn't.
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You know, in the baño.
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I think you mean in the
boudoir. Baño means bathroom.
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Ooh. Kinky.
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Mia. Lake.
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I want you to meet Veronica.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- It's very nice to meet you.
- Hi, Mia.
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I've been waiting to meet you for weeks,
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but your dear old dad
thought it might be too soon.
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We can talk about
his stubbornness later.
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Please, it wasn't just me, all right?
She's been swamped with work.
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Veronica runs the Global
Women's Advancement Initiative.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Is that a jewelry line?
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No, actually it's a nonprofit
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that supports women through
economic and social initiatives.
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She's out there
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trying to make the world a better place.
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That's one thing I love about her.
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- Aw!
- Oh.
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All right, so who's hungry?
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I tried to make this fancy lamb thing,
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but, uh, I want to make sure that we
have enough time to order takeout
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- just in case it's inedible.
- I'm sure it's gonna be great.
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He cooks, which is one of
the things I love about him.
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Come on, let's get you some wine.
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How do we know which one is Roger?
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His only profile picture is a dog.
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Oh! Look at that guy.
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By himself. Two drinks.
Obviously waiting for someone.
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Plus, he looks like a Roger.
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How does someone look like a Roger?
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The khakis. The receding
hairline. The windbreaker.
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I'm starting to think
this was a bad idea.
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I'm going in.
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Oh, please stay calm, and... Or
better yet, just let me do the talking.
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- It'd be better...
- Hey!
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We know who you are, and
we know why you're here.
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- Isabel already has as a family.
- What?
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Yeah. She has a husband and three
kids who she loves very, very much.
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So you need to leave our mom alone.
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Who the hell is Isabel?
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I have no idea!
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It's that woman you're always
on the phone with, isn't it?
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We've been over this. That's Siri!
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She's not a person. She is my phone.
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I don't think that was Roger.
249
00:11:25,727 --> 00:11:27,728
Uh, yeah! That was stupid.
250
00:11:27,729 --> 00:11:30,147
And as much as I love ruining
random strangers' marriages,
251
00:11:30,148 --> 00:11:32,609
I have a game to get to.
So why don't we just...
252
00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:38,531
What?
253
00:11:38,532 --> 00:11:39,950
I know that guy.
254
00:11:41,827 --> 00:11:43,828
That's Dad's old boss.
255
00:11:43,829 --> 00:11:46,206
I thought Ramon was his old boss.
256
00:11:46,707 --> 00:11:52,045
Ramon was the foreman. This...
This guy was the big boss.
257
00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:55,841
I met him at the company
holiday party back in Texas.
258
00:11:56,550 --> 00:12:00,303
I don't get it. How would
Mom even know his big boss?
259
00:12:00,304 --> 00:12:03,014
- And why would they...
- Let's go.
260
00:12:03,015 --> 00:12:05,349
- We didn't even get to talk to him.
- We're going.
261
00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:07,185
I, I don't want to be here.
262
00:12:12,024 --> 00:12:14,567
The fundraiser's almost over,
263
00:12:14,568 --> 00:12:16,659
and this pretty lady hands me a napkin
264
00:12:16,660 --> 00:12:18,530
with a large number written on it.
265
00:12:18,716 --> 00:12:20,376
- Oh...
- I'm thinking she wants
266
00:12:20,377 --> 00:12:22,236
to make a donation to the university.
267
00:12:22,237 --> 00:12:24,911
It was your number. Oh, she
was giving your dad her number.
268
00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:26,788
Mm-hmm. Got it.
269
00:12:31,627 --> 00:12:34,212
Great. Lake and I are
gonna clear the plates.
270
00:12:34,213 --> 00:12:36,173
- Okay, yeah. Uh, sure.
- All right.
271
00:12:36,174 --> 00:12:38,090
Why were you laughing at her?
272
00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:40,760
That was mildly humorous, at best.
273
00:12:40,761 --> 00:12:44,514
I don't know. She's charming,
and age-appropriate.
274
00:12:44,515 --> 00:12:47,183
I thought you'd be glad she's
not some 20-something floozy
275
00:12:47,184 --> 00:12:49,602
who thinks Kamala Harris
is a "Real Housewife".
276
00:12:49,603 --> 00:12:53,105
I thought I'd be glad, too,
but for some reason, I'm not.
277
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:55,358
Well, do you wanna bail early?
278
00:12:55,359 --> 00:12:57,693
I created a fake text saying
my parents are in the hospital
279
00:12:57,694 --> 00:12:59,403
for carbon monoxide poisoning.
280
00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:01,155
God, no.
281
00:13:01,156 --> 00:13:03,115
Hmm, I don't want to go just yet.
282
00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:05,117
Something's not right.
283
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:08,371
Oof, yeah. Your dad's
lamb is not sitting well.
284
00:13:08,372 --> 00:13:10,666
All right. Hold off on the excuse.
285
00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:13,835
I want to figure out
what her deal really is.
286
00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:15,586
- Oh!
- Look at that!
287
00:13:15,587 --> 00:13:18,714
Yes, please! The diet
can start tomorrow.
288
00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:21,551
So, Veronica,
289
00:13:21,552 --> 00:13:23,594
ever been married?
290
00:13:23,595 --> 00:13:25,972
Um, no. Actually, I haven't.
291
00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:29,308
Hmm, that's odd. An
accomplished, intelligent,
292
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:31,645
pretty-enough woman
like you. What happened?
293
00:13:32,938 --> 00:13:36,400
Mia. Come on, you're
being a little rude.
294
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:39,443
It's okay. I've testified
before Congress.
295
00:13:39,444 --> 00:13:40,654
This is nothing.
296
00:13:42,531 --> 00:13:45,366
I guess I just haven't really
prioritized my personal life.
297
00:13:45,367 --> 00:13:46,426
For many years,
298
00:13:46,427 --> 00:13:48,912
- I was really addicted to...
- Pills?
299
00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:53,541
No. I was going to say I
was addicted to my work.
300
00:13:53,542 --> 00:13:56,127
I have a tendency to
place my career first.
301
00:13:56,128 --> 00:13:59,255
- Got it. Ever have any children?
- No.
302
00:13:59,256 --> 00:14:01,496
Well, how many partners have
you not had children with?
303
00:14:01,497 --> 00:14:03,885
Mia Brooks!
304
00:14:03,886 --> 00:14:07,138
Oh, no! My house has monoxide.
305
00:14:07,139 --> 00:14:10,349
I'm sorry about this,
Veronica. My daughter...
306
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,143
has clearly gone insane.
307
00:14:12,144 --> 00:14:13,896
It's okay, Harold.
308
00:14:14,396 --> 00:14:16,981
I think I understand
what's going on here.
309
00:14:16,982 --> 00:14:18,274
Hmm.
310
00:14:18,275 --> 00:14:20,860
You're acting out, because your
dad is in a real relationship,
311
00:14:20,861 --> 00:14:23,280
and that freaks you out. I get it.
312
00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:25,153
But Mia, I just want you to know,
313
00:14:25,154 --> 00:14:26,949
I'm not trying to replace your mother.
314
00:14:26,950 --> 00:14:28,388
I wish you would replace my mother,
315
00:14:28,389 --> 00:14:29,990
because then you wouldn't even be here.
316
00:14:29,991 --> 00:14:31,326
Hey!
317
00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:33,790
What the hell has gotten into you?
318
00:14:38,629 --> 00:14:41,048
The lamb was everything. So...
319
00:14:46,595 --> 00:14:48,138
Love this.
320
00:14:57,439 --> 00:14:58,482
They're already here.
321
00:15:00,025 --> 00:15:01,984
I can't even look at her.
322
00:15:01,985 --> 00:15:04,571
Promise you won't say anything
to Mom until after the game.
323
00:15:05,697 --> 00:15:07,199
Okay.
324
00:15:10,702 --> 00:15:12,620
So, are we gonna talk about that dinner,
325
00:15:12,621 --> 00:15:14,701
and how "jealous daughter"
is not a good look on you?
326
00:15:14,702 --> 00:15:17,250
No. We're here to support
Victor and have fun.
327
00:15:17,251 --> 00:15:19,001
Go, Grizzlies!
328
00:15:19,002 --> 00:15:21,629
Your mommy is cray.
329
00:15:21,630 --> 00:15:23,465
♪ I been up ♪
330
00:15:23,799 --> 00:15:25,216
♪ I been down ♪
331
00:15:27,261 --> 00:15:30,137
- You all right, man?
- I'm fine.
332
00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:32,808
Bring that aggro out onto the
court tonight. I want to win.
333
00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:39,146
All right, all right, guys. Bring
it in. Grizzlies, bring it in.
334
00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:42,817
All right. We haven't beaten
Whitman in four years.
335
00:15:42,818 --> 00:15:44,694
But by a stroke of good luck,
336
00:15:44,695 --> 00:15:47,697
their star center fell off a
ladder and broke his femur.
337
00:15:47,698 --> 00:15:50,658
- All right.
- Sorry, that sounded overly gleeful.
338
00:15:50,659 --> 00:15:53,035
I hope he has a speedy recovery.
339
00:15:53,036 --> 00:15:56,581
Look, the point is, I think we
have a real shot this year.
340
00:15:56,582 --> 00:15:58,958
Especially since we got Salazar.
341
00:15:58,959 --> 00:16:02,128
So for the love of God,
let's just win this game.
342
00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:04,529
- Come on, put it in.
- All right, guys, bring it in.
343
00:16:04,530 --> 00:16:06,872
Grizzlies on three! Grizzlies
on three! One, two, three...
344
00:16:06,873 --> 00:16:08,302
Grizzlies!
345
00:16:16,059 --> 00:16:18,440
Here we go, Victor, here we go.
346
00:16:19,521 --> 00:16:23,108
- Here we go, Victor, here we go.
- Mm. Must be Victor's parents.
347
00:16:24,860 --> 00:16:26,819
At least one of us has a normal family.
348
00:16:27,905 --> 00:16:31,200
Ooh. Mom keeps it tight, and
Dad has a full head of hair.
349
00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:34,118
That bodes so well for
your someday babies.
350
00:16:38,624 --> 00:16:40,042
Woo!
351
00:16:43,378 --> 00:16:45,213
Turn it around!
352
00:16:45,214 --> 00:16:46,506
Yeah, come on!
353
00:16:46,507 --> 00:16:48,217
Come on, guys. Set it up.
354
00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:50,886
Hey. Ball.
355
00:16:51,386 --> 00:16:53,137
- Shoot it!
- Go, mijo!
356
00:16:53,138 --> 00:16:55,218
- Come on, man!
- Victor, let go!
357
00:16:55,724 --> 00:16:57,643
Salazar, pass, bro!
358
00:16:58,604 --> 00:16:59,924
Yo, Salazar, what's up?
359
00:17:14,576 --> 00:17:17,204
Yo, Victor, get your head in the game!
360
00:17:18,372 --> 00:17:19,705
Hey! Ho!
361
00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:21,624
Vic, Vic, Vic, Vic!
362
00:17:21,625 --> 00:17:23,167
Oh, my... Come on!
363
00:17:23,168 --> 00:17:25,211
Dude, get your head out of your ass.
364
00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:26,838
I'm just off tonight, okay?
365
00:17:26,839 --> 00:17:28,399
It's all right. It's all right.
366
00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:29,479
Nice pass.
367
00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:36,138
Traveling.
368
00:17:36,139 --> 00:17:38,224
You called that before I
even touched the ground!
369
00:17:38,225 --> 00:17:40,810
Creekwood, get your point under control.
370
00:17:40,811 --> 00:17:43,145
I'm under control.
371
00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:45,481
Salazar, take a seat and cool down.
372
00:17:45,482 --> 00:17:47,066
You're benching me?
373
00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:48,609
This is bullshit!
374
00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:09,548
Victor.
375
00:18:10,507 --> 00:18:12,133
Victor.
376
00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:13,886
Victor, stop.
377
00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:17,263
What is going on with you?
378
00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:19,682
We didn't raise you to behave
like that. It's disgraceful.
379
00:18:19,683 --> 00:18:20,892
I'm disgraceful?
380
00:18:20,893 --> 00:18:23,812
I'm not the one having an
affair behind Dad's back!
381
00:18:24,980 --> 00:18:27,274
You cheated on Dad with his boss!
382
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:30,277
- Does he know?
- Victor!
383
00:18:33,197 --> 00:18:34,822
I know.
384
00:18:34,823 --> 00:18:36,365
I know. She told me everything,
385
00:18:36,366 --> 00:18:38,410
and it wasn't easy, but,
hey, she was honest.
386
00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:40,537
Honest?
387
00:18:41,705 --> 00:18:43,998
She got with your boss,
and you think she's honest?
388
00:18:43,999 --> 00:18:45,750
Oh, bueno. We are not doing this here.
389
00:18:45,751 --> 00:18:48,231
Not in front of your little
brother, so just... get in the car.
390
00:18:51,423 --> 00:18:53,217
Victor, get in the car.
391
00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:00,348
Oh, my God.
392
00:19:00,349 --> 00:19:02,892
I know. I'm sorry, okay...
393
00:19:02,893 --> 00:19:04,770
All right. Let's go. Now.
394
00:19:14,404 --> 00:19:17,698
The first thing you kids
need to know is that...
395
00:19:17,699 --> 00:19:21,327
your mom and I, we're...
we're not perfect.
396
00:19:21,328 --> 00:19:23,204
But we love each other.
397
00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:25,039
Very much.
398
00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:28,377
And what happened with Roger...
399
00:19:32,256 --> 00:19:35,259
...with your dad's old boss was...
400
00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:38,971
He hired me to give
his son piano lessons.
401
00:19:39,596 --> 00:19:42,349
And, uh, we became friends.
402
00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:47,521
After the lessons, we would
have a cup of coffee, and just...
403
00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:49,398
talk.
404
00:19:54,570 --> 00:19:55,946
I was just...
405
00:19:57,114 --> 00:20:00,242
I liked having someone who
showed an interest in me.
406
00:20:02,244 --> 00:20:03,953
And that was it. It
was just a friendship.
407
00:20:03,954 --> 00:20:06,664
Two friends having
coffee. Listening to music.
408
00:20:06,665 --> 00:20:08,041
And then...
409
00:20:08,917 --> 00:20:11,587
...somewhere along the way...
410
00:20:12,921 --> 00:20:14,089
Uh...
411
00:20:15,632 --> 00:20:18,467
I just, I need you guys to know
412
00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:19,961
that as soon as it crossed the line
413
00:20:19,962 --> 00:20:22,054
and it got physical, I shut it down.
414
00:20:22,055 --> 00:20:24,016
- As far as...
- Isabel, they don't need details.
415
00:20:31,773 --> 00:20:34,234
What I did was wrong.
416
00:20:36,695 --> 00:20:39,489
And I love your father
more than anything.
417
00:20:40,616 --> 00:20:42,159
I took your mother for granted.
418
00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:45,370
And she needed someone to talk to.
419
00:20:50,334 --> 00:20:52,919
Anyway, so, um,
420
00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:55,087
after all of that,
421
00:20:55,088 --> 00:20:58,966
we decided that the best
thing for our marriage,
422
00:20:58,967 --> 00:21:01,344
for the family, was a fresh start.
423
00:21:01,345 --> 00:21:04,347
And then Dad got this
great job offer here, so...
424
00:21:04,348 --> 00:21:07,225
Wait. This is why we moved?
425
00:21:07,226 --> 00:21:10,062
Because you did whatever the
hell you did with Dad's boss?
426
00:21:12,731 --> 00:21:14,942
I'm so sorry, mijitos.
427
00:21:15,692 --> 00:21:17,401
I don't know what else to say.
428
00:21:17,402 --> 00:21:21,823
I'm so... I am so, so sorry.
429
00:21:39,299 --> 00:21:41,426
Thank you for saying that.
430
00:21:42,845 --> 00:21:45,764
For, um, trying to make
me not the bad guy.
431
00:21:47,015 --> 00:21:50,269
Well, thank you for
not telling the rest.
432
00:21:52,646 --> 00:21:55,774
They hate me already. Why
should they hate you, too?
433
00:21:59,736 --> 00:22:03,407
I just felt like I, I knew her better
than anyone else in the world.
434
00:22:04,157 --> 00:22:06,701
You know? Like...
435
00:22:06,702 --> 00:22:11,790
I know that's lame to say about my
mom, but it's how I felt. You know?
436
00:22:15,460 --> 00:22:18,045
I'm sorry. I really shouldn't
be complaining to you.
437
00:22:18,046 --> 00:22:19,923
Your mom's been through it, and...
438
00:22:20,841 --> 00:22:23,885
Um, Victor,
439
00:22:23,886 --> 00:22:27,222
uh, my mom's not an addict.
440
00:22:29,766 --> 00:22:33,187
- But, but at lunch, you said that...
- Yeah, I know what I said.
441
00:22:34,897 --> 00:22:37,732
So when my mom and dad met,
442
00:22:37,733 --> 00:22:40,319
he was this young psych professor.
443
00:22:41,153 --> 00:22:45,531
And my mom was this
total free spirit artist.
444
00:22:45,532 --> 00:22:47,534
She was taking one of his classes.
445
00:22:48,243 --> 00:22:51,913
And, um, anyway, they
eventually got married,
446
00:22:51,914 --> 00:22:54,123
um, because he wanted to.
447
00:22:54,124 --> 00:22:58,921
And then they had a kid,
because he wanted to.
448
00:23:00,047 --> 00:23:02,778
And when he became university president,
449
00:23:02,779 --> 00:23:05,761
they moved into this giant house.
450
00:23:06,428 --> 00:23:10,348
And then all of a sudden,
she was alone all day.
451
00:23:10,349 --> 00:23:13,017
Trapped in this huge house.
452
00:23:13,018 --> 00:23:15,812
In this life that she never wanted.
453
00:23:16,980 --> 00:23:18,982
Trapped with me.
454
00:23:21,235 --> 00:23:24,153
I think at a certain point, she just...
455
00:23:24,154 --> 00:23:29,159
couldn't take it anymore. So, she left.
456
00:23:31,495 --> 00:23:33,789
No explanation. No goodbye.
457
00:23:36,041 --> 00:23:38,585
So why do you tell people
that she was an addict?
458
00:23:41,547 --> 00:23:43,048
Uh...
459
00:23:44,508 --> 00:23:46,009
...because, um...
460
00:23:47,761 --> 00:23:51,430
I don't, I don't want to admit that I...
461
00:23:51,431 --> 00:23:56,352
wasn't enough to make her stay.
462
00:23:59,773 --> 00:24:01,900
Lying doesn't hurt as much.
463
00:24:04,194 --> 00:24:09,156
But hey. I, I know what
happened with your mom
464
00:24:09,157 --> 00:24:10,992
is a lot.
465
00:24:10,993 --> 00:24:13,911
But I saw her cheering
for you at the game,
466
00:24:13,912 --> 00:24:16,999
and she loves you an
embarrassing amount.
467
00:24:17,833 --> 00:24:20,627
So, just try to forgive her.
468
00:24:21,962 --> 00:24:23,380
Okay?
469
00:24:26,466 --> 00:24:28,050
I'll try.
470
00:24:28,051 --> 00:24:30,636
And look at the silver lining.
471
00:24:30,637 --> 00:24:32,096
If she hadn't made that mistake,
472
00:24:32,097 --> 00:24:34,600
then you wouldn't have moved
here, and we wouldn't have met.
473
00:24:37,603 --> 00:24:39,854
You know, your mom was a
total idiot for not realizing
474
00:24:39,855 --> 00:24:41,607
what she was walking away from.
475
00:24:42,691 --> 00:24:44,192
You know that, right?
476
00:24:44,193 --> 00:24:46,444
♪ Kiss both your eyes and cheeks ♪
477
00:24:46,445 --> 00:24:49,989
♪ I know we're not the same ♪
478
00:24:49,990 --> 00:24:51,909
Sorry.
479
00:24:53,535 --> 00:24:58,582
♪ You're an angel ♪
480
00:25:00,751 --> 00:25:04,505
♪ In disguise ♪
481
00:25:08,258 --> 00:25:13,347
♪ You're an angel ♪
482
00:25:33,534 --> 00:25:35,285
Why is it on mute?
483
00:25:37,079 --> 00:25:41,374
I can't figure out how to get the
sound to play through the TV again.
484
00:25:45,295 --> 00:25:46,796
I, uh...
485
00:25:46,797 --> 00:25:48,632
I like the poster you made.
486
00:25:49,883 --> 00:25:51,176
It was a good one.
487
00:25:52,469 --> 00:25:56,223
Not my best pun, but it's getting
hard for me to top myself.
488
00:26:04,064 --> 00:26:06,316
I love how close we are, Victor.
489
00:26:08,610 --> 00:26:11,029
What you and I have is special.
490
00:26:11,530 --> 00:26:14,408
And I really hope that what I did...
491
00:26:15,993 --> 00:26:18,119
I just...
492
00:26:18,120 --> 00:26:20,581
I hope it hasn't changed us.
493
00:26:23,542 --> 00:26:25,335
I love you, Mom, but...
494
00:26:26,295 --> 00:26:28,422
I don't want to talk
about this right now.
495
00:26:32,050 --> 00:26:34,386
I don't think I'll ever
want to talk about it.
496
00:26:40,100 --> 00:26:41,309
Okay.
497
00:26:50,402 --> 00:26:54,698
♪ I already know your ways ♪
498
00:26:58,493 --> 00:27:03,290
♪ But I don't expect to change ♪
499
00:27:04,958 --> 00:27:10,631
♪ I won't be in your way ♪
500
00:27:13,050 --> 00:27:18,722
♪ I won't be in your way ♪
501
00:27:20,599 --> 00:27:22,141
Hey, Victor.
502
00:27:22,142 --> 00:27:24,686
Sorry for being out of
commission the last few days.
503
00:27:25,896 --> 00:27:28,064
The fam was in town
for parents' weekend,
504
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and Bram and I were showing
them around the city.
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We had a pretty great week.
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How was yours?
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