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Well, Simon, I don't
know what's going on,
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because I thought I might be like you,
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but lately I've been
hanging out with Mia,
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and I really like her,
which is confusing,
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so I've been doing research.
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Like, a lot of research.
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And sexuality is a spectrum.
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Some guys like guys,
some guys like girls,
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some guys like both,
and some guys like feet?
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I'm not even sure what I like,
but it's definitely not feet.
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So, I think I'm gonna give
things with Mia a chance.
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I feel really connected
to her, and who knows?
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I didn't think I was gonna like the
Impossible Burger until I had one,
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and it was actually pretty good.
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So, maybe Mia's my Impossible Burger.
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Mia?
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Oh! Victor.
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You really shouldn't sneak up on people
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who are holding tools that
can melt your face off.
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I mean, unless you're in the market
for a cool, intimidating scar.
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Ah. Maybe I am.
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So, you weld?
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Uh, more like fail to weld. This
is my dad's crème brûlée torch.
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Well, um, it's cool, whatever it is.
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A sculpture.
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Something big enough to make a shadow.
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I like that.
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I actually stole that line
from this old lady sculptor
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named Gertrude Barnstone.
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She wanted to create things that
were big enough to make shadows,
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and I don't know, take
up space in the world.
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You know? Uh, sorry.
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I get really worked up
about artists I like.
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- I know it's lame.
- No. It's not.
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I love old lady sculptors.
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- I actually have all the trading cards.
- Oh. Oh, yeah?
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Hey, Mia, would you wanna go on a date?
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There's this Battle of the Bands
thing at the coffee shop I work at.
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That's perfect.
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Uh, yeah. 'Cause, well, Lake
and I were... were gonna...
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were gonna go, but she'll understand.
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Great.
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Well, I'll let you get back to it.
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Please don't melt your
face off before our hang.
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It's, uh, it's a really good face.
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ Waiting for the time ♪
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♪ Waiting for the place ♪
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♪ And I, I, I ♪
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♪ I, I need ♪
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♪ Somebody to tell
me it'll be all right ♪
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♪ Somebody to tell
me it'll be just fine ♪
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♪ If someone has been there
before, say it right now ♪
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♪ 'Cause I just need to hear it ♪
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Sync & corrections by Costa Dax
www.addic7ed.com
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Good morning.
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Bebita. Wow, you are lookin' good.
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Good?
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This is two hours of
makeup and a full blowout.
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The only adjectives I want
to hear are stunning,
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gorgeous, and...
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I'm making Mom a Facebook profile
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so she can keep in contact
with everyone back in Texas.
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Oh, Pilar. That is so nice of you.
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- She's paying her.
- And there it is.
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- Yeah.
- Where's Victor?
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Basketball practice.
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You know, maybe we should, uh,
take this new look out on the town.
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Show it off.
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- Yeah?
- You went through all this trouble.
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- Take you to dinner.
- All right.
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Pilar, can you watch your brother?
Or do you have other plans?
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I was gonna watch Scream
on FaceTime with Eric,
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but then he brutally dumped me,
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and destroyed my ability to love
another human, so, no. No plans.
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- Can someone else watch me?
- No.
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Hey, Diane. Love the bangs.
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What you in for?
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Oh. Andrew. Uh,
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I gave the frog I was
dissecting a smoky eye. You?
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I pantsed Coach Ford in practice.
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Turns out he doesn't wear underwear.
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We saw everything.
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Tonight, on the five o'clock news,
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would you shop at a haunted supermarket?
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I'm Georgina Meriwether.
Stay peachy, Atlanta.
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Is it, like, weird seeing
your mom on TV?
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Uh, the TV part you get used to,
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but not the randos coming up
to us in public, and being like,
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"Will you say it?"
And she's all, like...
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"No, no, no. I, I couldn't
possibly. Stay peachy, Atlanta".
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Hey, are you going to
Battle of the Bands?
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Yeah. Teddy and Kieran are performing.
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They do heavy metal covers of
prescription drug side effects.
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They're called "Pharmaceutakill".
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That's... random. Uh, well, I
was supposed to go with Mia,
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but now she's going on a date
with Victor, or whatever.
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What? She is?
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Uh, yeah. Why are you
so pressed about it?
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No, I'm not. I just don't know
what she sees in that kid.
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Well, he's hot,
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he's kind, he's smart,
he's good at sports,
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great skin, his eyes
twinkle, he smells good,
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and I bet he's nice to animals.
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I'm nice to animals.
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What kind of psychopath
isn't nice to animals?
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Well, regardless, tonight's the
night it all begins for them.
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Next thing you know, they'll
fall in love and get married,
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and have a slew of
gorgeous, bilingual babies.
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Well, maybe we should double.
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We go together. They go together.
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- Really?
- Yeah. Why not?
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Yeah. Yeah, I'd, I'd love to. Humph.
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I knew this would be my year.
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I didn't mean to say that out loud.
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I have the ultimate plan to
win Lake's heart, and brain,
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and if I'm lucky, all of
her other organs, too.
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Check it out. Battle of
the Bands. I'm performing.
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- You're in a band?
- No, no, I'm a DJ,
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which is even better, because a
DJ makes music into more music.
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I didn't know you were a DJ.
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Well, there's a lot of things you
don't know about me, Victor.
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I sponsor a manatee named
Jessica, I'm a meme in Japan,
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I make my own shampoos.
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Damn it. I just spoiled
your birthday gift.
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Have you ever performed before?
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Not in front of people
who aren't my mom, no.
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But I've been practicing for
months, and I'm definitely ready.
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All that's left to do is
to figure out my look.
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You're getting a haircut?
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No, I just got one. My DJ disguise.
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Like Daft Punk,
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or, uh, Deadmau5, or Mrs. Doubtfire.
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- Mrs. Doubtfire wasn't...
- Not a DJ, but such a good disguise.
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Well, I can't wait to
see what you land on.
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I'll be there with Mia.
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On a date.
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Yes! All right! Well, you
can't spell "stud" without...
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...you.
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- Never do that again.
- Understood.
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Hey, good work today.
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- You caught on fast.
- Thanks.
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I had fun. Except for this music.
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Five hours of nonstop
easy listening is actually...
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not so easy to listen to.
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Ugh, I know.
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If I hear one more gentle song
about a girl forgiving her dad,
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I will lose my mind.
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I know, right. It's like, people
drink coffee to wake up.
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Yeah. Well, Sarah's not here,
so if you have your phone,
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I could connect it to the
speakers and play something.
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Um, yeah. Yeah, sure.
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"Baby Shark" is your
most listened to song?
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I play it for my little brother.
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And I may also find its
predictability soothing.
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♪ And this is crazy ♪
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♪ But here's my number ♪
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♪ So call me maybe ♪
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Okay, you're making fun of me right now.
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"Call Me Maybe" was my
jam when I was little.
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I made up this whole dance
just to crack my mom up.
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Okay. Let's see.
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- See what?
- Your dance. Come on.
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All I remember is it involved
a lot of spinning, and...
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- rump shaking.
- Mm.
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Oh, like, like, like this?
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♪ I didn't know I would feel it ♪
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No, no, no, no. No.
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Like this. You gotta put more
rump in it. You gotta go...
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- Oh. I have to put more... Okay.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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♪ Where you think you're going baby? ♪
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♪ Hey I just met you ♪
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- Whoa!
- ♪ And this is crazy ♪
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♪ But here's my number ♪
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Oh.
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Your Ferris wheel boo is texting you.
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Oh.
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What's the deal with you two, anyway?
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I don't know. She's cool.
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Um, we're going out tomorrow to hang.
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Nice. You should bring her here tomorrow
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for the Battle of the Bands.
And then cheer for my band.
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Loudly. I'm, uh, very insecure.
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You're in a band?
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Yeah. Lead singer.
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You and Mia can come hang backstage
after the show. If you want to.
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And by backstage, I mean
the parking lot next door.
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See, Simon, I want tomorrow
night to be about me and Mia.
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But I can't do that if Benji's there
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with his tight T-shirts,
and his dumb smile.
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Uh, we're doing something
else tomorrow. Sorry.
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Oh. Well, maybe next time.
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You brought me to an art show.
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Yeah. I saw this ad for an
"Art of the Future" exhibit,
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and you're an artist of the
future, so, I just thought...
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- If you think this is totally lame...
- No. I think this is totally sweet.
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You can touch this.
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Wow, it's so weird. It's like,
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soft but rough at the same time.
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It's like, also kind of wet.
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This sculpture is an
undigested ball of trash,
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pulled from a whale's rectum.
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I'm sorry.
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I thought this was more
about up-and-coming artists,
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and less about the destruction
of life as we know it.
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Well, this whole gallery
can't be about that, right?
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Mm. This is actually really...
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- powerful.
- Roar!
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Oh, my God!
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I swallowed trash, and now I am dead.
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Is this entire exhibit animals
who swallowed trash?
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Now, a short break while we change sets.
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Lake, I'm so glad you came.
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You look amazing. You,
I... You look good.
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Thanks. Um...
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You...
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- Felix. Yeah.
- Oh.
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Yeah. Yeah, I knew.
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Can't wait for you to hear
my fire beats. Waka-waka.
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Cool. Good luck with that.
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- Bye.
- Uh...
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Hey. I got us a table.
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Huh? Oh. Yeah. No.
I just... love sitting.
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That is so funny.
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You should do stand-up.
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Hey, where are Mia and Victor?
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Oh, uh, yeah, they're,
they're not coming.
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They decided to go to
some art gallery instead.
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They're not coming? Thought
we were all supposed to hang.
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Well, they bailed, but we don't
need them to have fun, right?
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Right. Right. Hey, have
fun at your fart gallery.
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Oh, my God. Is this an open mic?
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You are killing me.
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Mm.
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Ooh!
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Yeah. I like dropping little drinks
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into bigger drinks and
then drinking them.
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- Who knew?
- Ah, this is really nice.
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- Thank you for taking me out, Armando.
- Oh, it's my pleasure.
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And glad we're getting to
see a little bit of Atlanta.
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Yeah. I'm really
starting to like it here.
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Ooh, here we go.
244
00:12:55,150 --> 00:12:56,734
- Thank you.
- Mm.
245
00:12:59,905 --> 00:13:02,281
You sure we can't ask them
to cook it just a little?
246
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:04,659
No! Then it wouldn't be sushi.
247
00:13:04,660 --> 00:13:06,077
- Mm.
- Okay.
248
00:13:06,078 --> 00:13:08,663
Okay, I'm gonna fix you a bite.
249
00:13:08,664 --> 00:13:10,832
- Ready?
- All right.
250
00:13:12,543 --> 00:13:13,669
- Hmm.
- Well?
251
00:13:14,670 --> 00:13:17,381
Actually, that... yeah,
that's delicious.
252
00:13:18,382 --> 00:13:20,843
You see? Told you.
253
00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:23,469
I can't believe I got you
to a sushi restaurant.
254
00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:26,305
Well, I like it.
255
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:28,975
- It's a new city...
- Mm-hmm.
256
00:13:28,976 --> 00:13:30,769
New food.
257
00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:33,187
It's a brand new start.
258
00:13:33,188 --> 00:13:34,857
Mm.
259
00:13:35,649 --> 00:13:38,568
♪ May cause drowsiness, dermatitis ♪
260
00:13:38,569 --> 00:13:40,361
- ♪ Headache ♪
- ♪ Sore throat ♪
261
00:13:40,362 --> 00:13:41,696
- ♪ Fever ♪
- ♪ Acid reflux ♪
262
00:13:41,697 --> 00:13:43,577
- ♪ Trouble sleeping ♪
- ♪ Dizziness, diarrhea ♪
263
00:13:43,578 --> 00:13:45,992
That one is called "Cyclobenzaprine".
264
00:13:45,993 --> 00:13:48,786
And it goes out to all you lovely
ladies in the audience tonight.
265
00:13:48,787 --> 00:13:51,039
- Thank you.
- Thank you!
266
00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:55,836
Well, that was
distressing. Next up is...
267
00:13:56,837 --> 00:13:58,297
DJ F-Bomb.
268
00:13:59,548 --> 00:14:01,591
Woo!
269
00:14:01,592 --> 00:14:03,634
All righty.
270
00:14:03,635 --> 00:14:06,012
Oh, there's the keyboard.
271
00:14:06,013 --> 00:14:08,973
This one goes out to
a very special lady.
272
00:14:12,436 --> 00:14:13,436
♪ Ah ♪
273
00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:19,525
♪ Yo, I got that formula that make
you wanna dance, dance, dance ♪
274
00:14:23,447 --> 00:14:25,448
Damn it!
275
00:14:28,619 --> 00:14:32,038
Um, oh! Oh! Oh!
276
00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:38,711
Sorry, um, technical difficulties.
277
00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:40,129
Who is that?
278
00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:42,757
I'm not sure, but the bomb is bombing.
279
00:14:42,758 --> 00:14:44,425
Ugh!
280
00:14:47,012 --> 00:14:48,931
Uh...
281
00:14:50,599 --> 00:14:53,976
Yeah!
282
00:14:53,977 --> 00:14:56,521
Thank you, DJ F-Bomb.
283
00:14:56,522 --> 00:14:59,232
So, has, has Mia texted?
284
00:14:59,233 --> 00:15:00,900
No. Why would she?
285
00:15:00,901 --> 00:15:04,321
I mean, I already told you,
she's on a date with Victor.
286
00:15:07,449 --> 00:15:10,243
What's your deal? Are you, like...
287
00:15:10,244 --> 00:15:11,786
...in love with her or something?
288
00:15:15,082 --> 00:15:18,084
Did you invite me here tonight
just so you could be around Mia?
289
00:15:18,085 --> 00:15:19,461
'Course not.
290
00:15:20,128 --> 00:15:22,756
Wow. You're lying.
291
00:15:23,924 --> 00:15:26,592
I actually thought you
wanted to hang out with me.
292
00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:28,033
Lake, I think you're overreacting...
293
00:15:28,034 --> 00:15:29,673
No, do you know, I've spent basically
294
00:15:29,674 --> 00:15:33,099
my whole life being known as
Georgina Meriwether's daughter?
295
00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:36,269
But tonight, I thought I
was finally hanging out
296
00:15:36,270 --> 00:15:39,940
with a guy who was interested
in spending time with me.
297
00:15:40,399 --> 00:15:42,817
You know what? I get it.
298
00:15:42,818 --> 00:15:46,488
I get why you like Mia. Mia is awesome.
299
00:15:47,281 --> 00:15:49,992
But I'm awesome, too.
300
00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:55,122
And I'm just so tired of waiting
for someone to finally realize that.
301
00:15:57,875 --> 00:16:00,668
Also, you're really not that funny.
302
00:16:00,669 --> 00:16:02,171
I'm just a good actress.
303
00:16:02,921 --> 00:16:04,882
Another awesome thing about me.
304
00:16:05,716 --> 00:16:06,716
Okay.
305
00:16:14,057 --> 00:16:16,685
Oh. I don't mind this.
306
00:16:17,269 --> 00:16:20,521
Maybe this is where you come to
reflect on all the bad art you've seen.
307
00:16:20,522 --> 00:16:22,231
Yeah.
308
00:16:22,232 --> 00:16:24,525
Yeah, this art might be brutal, but...
309
00:16:24,526 --> 00:16:28,779
at least these artists are like,
brave enough to show it.
310
00:16:28,780 --> 00:16:30,847
I'd pick your cool metal sculpture thing
311
00:16:30,848 --> 00:16:32,951
over any of the stuff we saw tonight.
312
00:16:35,787 --> 00:16:39,123
So, um, what do you think?
313
00:16:39,124 --> 00:16:40,959
Worst first date you've ever been on?
314
00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:43,127
Well, um,
315
00:16:43,128 --> 00:16:45,713
actually I can't compare it, because...
316
00:16:45,714 --> 00:16:49,384
this is the only first
date I've ever been on.
317
00:16:50,886 --> 00:16:53,763
Come on. Guys must
ask you out all the time.
318
00:16:53,764 --> 00:16:56,891
No. Not like this.
319
00:16:56,892 --> 00:16:58,976
I mean, I've hung out
with guys at parties,
320
00:16:58,977 --> 00:17:02,898
but this is the most
date-date I've ever been on.
321
00:17:06,652 --> 00:17:08,070
Me, too.
322
00:17:20,374 --> 00:17:21,916
Well, Simon, I kissed Mia,
323
00:17:21,917 --> 00:17:23,501
and it was great.
324
00:17:23,502 --> 00:17:25,422
I even got those little
butterflies in my stomach
325
00:17:25,423 --> 00:17:26,879
people are always talking about.
326
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:29,590
Okay, can we go to
Battle of the Bands now?
327
00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:31,302
Yeah, we probably should have just done
328
00:17:31,303 --> 00:17:32,928
that in the first place.
329
00:17:36,265 --> 00:17:38,474
God, Mom's friends are all so lame.
330
00:17:38,475 --> 00:17:42,228
No one cares about your kid's
soccer game, Ruth Lapidus.
331
00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:44,021
Can I watch an unboxing video?
332
00:17:44,022 --> 00:17:46,524
No. I have to finish
making Mom's profile.
333
00:17:46,525 --> 00:17:48,359
Plus, unboxing videos are stupid.
334
00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:51,821
Why do you like watching a stranger's
hands take a toy out of a box?
335
00:17:51,822 --> 00:17:54,198
I pretend the hands are my hands.
336
00:17:58,579 --> 00:18:02,082
- Who's Roger R.?
- Looks like a pit bull.
337
00:18:06,670 --> 00:18:08,171
Holy shit.
338
00:18:08,172 --> 00:18:10,047
- You said...
- I know what I said.
339
00:18:10,048 --> 00:18:11,648
Go to your room and put on "Baby Shark".
340
00:18:11,649 --> 00:18:15,403
Victor makes me listen to
that song. I don't even like it!
341
00:18:34,239 --> 00:18:36,867
This was really, really nice.
342
00:18:37,910 --> 00:18:39,118
We needed this.
343
00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:41,038
- Yeah, we did.
- Mm-hmm.
344
00:18:42,831 --> 00:18:45,917
We can, uh, try a
different spot next time.
345
00:18:45,918 --> 00:18:48,044
Are you asking me out on a second date?
346
00:18:48,045 --> 00:18:50,046
I am.
347
00:18:50,047 --> 00:18:53,966
Oh, maybe we can try that,
um, Asian spaghetti spot.
348
00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:55,761
You know, the one we always pass?
349
00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:59,598
Hey, if it's anything like Cup
O'Noodle, I bet I'll love it.
350
00:19:00,224 --> 00:19:02,725
Armando, we have had ramen.
351
00:19:02,726 --> 00:19:04,018
No, we haven't.
352
00:19:04,019 --> 00:19:07,481
Yes! We went to that place
together. You know, the, um...
353
00:19:09,691 --> 00:19:11,693
Um...
354
00:19:12,444 --> 00:19:16,490
Never mind. I, um, I think
I went with my sister.
355
00:19:18,534 --> 00:19:20,410
But we should try something new.
356
00:19:23,747 --> 00:19:25,832
You love trying new things.
357
00:19:45,686 --> 00:19:47,937
Hey, Lake.
358
00:19:47,938 --> 00:19:49,940
Asking you here was, um...
359
00:19:50,777 --> 00:19:51,937
You know, I shouldn't have...
360
00:19:51,938 --> 00:19:53,896
I think the word you're
looking for is "sorry".
361
00:19:53,897 --> 00:19:56,279
Yes. That.
362
00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:58,239
Um, I...
363
00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:00,116
You know what, I just... I don't get it.
364
00:20:00,117 --> 00:20:03,327
If you liked Mia, why
didn't you just ask her out
365
00:20:03,328 --> 00:20:06,914
sometime in the 15 years you've
known her, and she was single?
366
00:20:06,915 --> 00:20:08,375
It's complicated.
367
00:20:09,459 --> 00:20:11,461
You won't tell her, right?
368
00:20:12,254 --> 00:20:17,342
No. She's too happy right now.
She doesn't need your drama.
369
00:20:19,136 --> 00:20:20,136
Thanks.
370
00:20:20,929 --> 00:20:24,557
And... you were right...
371
00:20:24,558 --> 00:20:26,059
by the way, about what you said.
372
00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:29,313
You are awesome. And...
373
00:20:30,606 --> 00:20:33,859
one day, there's gonna be a
guy who doesn't need to be...
374
00:20:34,985 --> 00:20:37,404
told how awesome you are.
375
00:20:38,447 --> 00:20:41,366
And whoever he is, uh, he's very lucky.
376
00:20:49,583 --> 00:20:52,960
Hey. Uh, I'm sorry you had to see that.
377
00:20:52,961 --> 00:20:56,380
Oh. Uh, I don't even
think I saw you perform,
378
00:20:56,381 --> 00:20:57,674
but, um, I'm sure you're better
379
00:20:57,675 --> 00:20:59,342
than that DJ with the bowling ball head.
380
00:21:00,886 --> 00:21:03,971
No, yeah, of course
I was better than him.
381
00:21:03,972 --> 00:21:07,016
- He, uh, he sucked.
- Oh, sucked,
382
00:21:07,017 --> 00:21:10,020
which is a total bummer,
because I actually love DJs.
383
00:21:10,729 --> 00:21:13,231
They make music into more music.
384
00:21:13,232 --> 00:21:15,733
I always say that.
385
00:21:15,734 --> 00:21:18,986
Well, great minds, Felix. Great minds.
386
00:21:18,987 --> 00:21:21,989
- You know my name.
- Mm, yeah, I do.
387
00:21:21,990 --> 00:21:23,449
Hey, man.
388
00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:25,451
Hey. You made it.
389
00:21:25,452 --> 00:21:27,912
I'm sorry we missed your set, man.
390
00:21:27,913 --> 00:21:29,664
Did we miss everything, or...
391
00:21:29,665 --> 00:21:31,833
Oh, I think the winner
gets to play an encore,
392
00:21:31,834 --> 00:21:34,961
so at least we'll get to see
whoever was least terrible.
393
00:21:36,603 --> 00:21:39,715
All right, hello. And the winner is...
394
00:21:39,716 --> 00:21:41,173
not a big shocker, since they were
395
00:21:41,174 --> 00:21:42,802
the only ones who were halfway decent:
396
00:21:42,803 --> 00:21:46,055
The Sticky Beaks. Come
on out here, guys.
397
00:21:48,267 --> 00:21:51,019
Woo! Benji, take your shirt off!
398
00:21:52,145 --> 00:21:54,314
What? We're all thinking it.
399
00:21:55,065 --> 00:21:56,732
Uh, thanks guys.
400
00:21:56,733 --> 00:21:59,111
This is a cover that we
just started working on.
401
00:22:05,325 --> 00:22:08,369
♪ I threw my wish in the well ♪
402
00:22:08,370 --> 00:22:11,038
♪ Don't ask me, I'll never tell ♪
403
00:22:11,039 --> 00:22:13,916
♪ I looked at you as it fell ♪
404
00:22:13,917 --> 00:22:16,669
♪ And now you're in my way ♪
405
00:22:16,670 --> 00:22:19,839
♪ I beg and borrow and steal ♪
406
00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:22,425
♪ At first sight and it's real ♪
407
00:22:22,426 --> 00:22:28,222
♪ I didn't know I would
feel it, but it's in my way ♪
408
00:22:28,223 --> 00:22:30,474
♪ Your stare was holding ♪
409
00:22:30,475 --> 00:22:33,311
♪ Ripped jeans, skin was showin' ♪
410
00:22:33,312 --> 00:22:36,063
♪ Hot night, wind was blowin' ♪
411
00:22:36,064 --> 00:22:39,692
♪ Where you think you're going, baby? ♪
412
00:22:39,693 --> 00:22:42,778
♪ Hey, I just met you ♪
413
00:22:42,779 --> 00:22:45,573
♪ And this is crazy ♪
414
00:22:45,574 --> 00:22:50,786
♪ But here's my number,
so call me maybe ♪
415
00:22:50,787 --> 00:22:53,540
♪ It's hard to look right ♪
416
00:22:54,541 --> 00:22:56,959
♪ At you baby ♪
417
00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:59,712
♪ But here's my number ♪
418
00:22:59,713 --> 00:23:02,382
♪ So call me maybe ♪
419
00:23:06,470 --> 00:23:08,931
Oh. Hey.
420
00:23:09,515 --> 00:23:10,557
How'd it go here?
421
00:23:11,266 --> 00:23:12,476
Great.
422
00:23:13,352 --> 00:23:15,270
I didn't finish setting up your account.
423
00:23:15,646 --> 00:23:17,606
There were some problems.
424
00:23:19,733 --> 00:23:22,569
Oh. Okay.
425
00:23:27,282 --> 00:23:29,826
♪ It's hard to look right ♪
426
00:23:30,744 --> 00:23:32,620
♪ At you, baby ♪
427
00:23:32,621 --> 00:23:34,372
Well, Victor,
428
00:23:34,373 --> 00:23:37,334
I'm really glad to hear
that you liked kissing Mia.
429
00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:41,420
Maybe she is your... Impossible Burger.
430
00:23:41,421 --> 00:23:44,507
♪ So call me maybe ♪
431
00:23:44,508 --> 00:23:47,885
And you're right.
Kissing is pretty great.
432
00:23:47,886 --> 00:23:51,264
But for me, it's more
than just butterflies.
433
00:23:55,143 --> 00:23:58,187
It's like those jet fighters
that fly over the Super Bowl.
434
00:24:02,025 --> 00:24:03,109
Hey.
435
00:24:03,110 --> 00:24:07,364
Or like, getting hit by a huge wave.
436
00:24:10,325 --> 00:24:13,077
Uh, hey. You guys ready to go?
437
00:24:13,078 --> 00:24:14,955
- Yes.
- Uh, yeah. Yeah.
438
00:24:19,918 --> 00:24:23,045
♪ You are, you are, you are ♪
439
00:24:23,046 --> 00:24:26,465
♪ I hope your heart is on a timer ♪
440
00:24:26,466 --> 00:24:29,969
♪ 'Cause when it's runnin'
then it's runnin' me ♪
441
00:24:29,970 --> 00:24:32,305
♪ Even when you just call ♪
442
00:24:32,306 --> 00:24:36,851
♪ You reach through the phone, and
you wrap your soft hands around me ♪
443
00:24:36,852 --> 00:24:40,521
♪ You are an athlete ♪
444
00:24:40,522 --> 00:24:45,736
♪ And I need you the most,
and I want you on my team ♪
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