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Want some hand lotion?
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How many times I got to say no?
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Men can take care
of their skin, too.
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Yeah, men in California.
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We have got to get you
on a plane one of these days.
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I was thinking, maybe we can
spend Thanksgiving at my mom's.
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You know, it's the first one
since my dad passed.
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Of course.
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- You're the best.
- I know.
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So, who's gonna tell your mom?
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I'm sure when we're not there
she'll figure it out.
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Want to rock-paper-scissors
for it?
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Or you tell her
and I won't squirt you.
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You wouldn't dare.
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You're gonna smell so pretty.
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- Get that away from me.
- Come here!
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Come here!
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No. Baby.
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Morning.
Morning.
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Good morning.
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Mrs. McAllister,
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I was hoping to talk to you
about Thanksgiving.
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Well, sure.
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I really think me,
Mandy and CeeCee
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need to spend it at my mom's.
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This is the first Thanksgiving
since your dad passed.
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Of course you should.
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Thank you.
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That's a relief.
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Why?
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Why what?
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Why would you think
that I would be upset
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that you want
to spend Thanksgiving
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with your grieving mother?
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Well...
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What kind of monster
do you think I am?
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Um...
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- Georgie, let's go.
- We got to get to work.
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Got to go. Thanks again.
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You saved my butt.
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Keep moving. Keep moving.
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Hey. This is a nice surprise.
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Just wanted to drop off
some of CeeCee's old clothes
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for the donation room.
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Are you sure you don't want
to hang on to these
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in case you have
another one?
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Oh, we ain't planning
on another one just yet.
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You weren't planning
on the first one, either.
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Fair point.
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While I'm here,
I wanted to let you know
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we're gonna come to your
place for Thanksgiving.
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I'm not doing Thanksgiving
this year.
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What are you talking about?
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Well, Sheldon's in school,
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and Missy got invited
to a friend's.
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Well, she can't go.
It's Thanksgiving.
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I already told her she could.
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And to be perfectly honest,
I don't feel like celebrating.
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But this was
Dad's favorite holiday.
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I know, and doing it without him
would just be too hard.
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Fine. Then come have dinner
at the McAllisters'.
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With your mother-in-law?
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Not for a million dollars.
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Oh, come on.
She's not a monster.
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Come on.
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No.
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Fine. I didn't
want to do this,
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but as the man of the house,
I'm putting my foot down.
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You're coming.
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I have a foot of my own.
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Would you like to know
where I'm gonna put it?
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No, ma'am.
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All right, then.
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All right, then.
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Maybe next year,
we can take CeeCee
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to the Macy's Parade.
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You're not taking my
granddaughter to New York City.
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She'll come back a Democrat.
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She's a baby.
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A God-fearing, Republican baby.
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Sorry I'm late.
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Hey. How'd it go?
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She don't want
to do Thanksgiving.
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What do you mean,
like she doesn't want to cook?
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She don't want to do it at all.
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May I interject?
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What?
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I'm considering getting a cat.
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Connor, not now.
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Let me know when.
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She knows
she's welcome here, right?
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She just wants to sit home
by herself.
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What are you gonna do?
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I don't know. I hate the thought
of her being all alone.
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Now?
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Fine.
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You're never alone
if you have a cat.
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Oh, come on, Missy.
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If you come, Mom has to.
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Why are you making this
such a big deal?
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It's a big deal 'cause we're
gonna be together as a family.
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Is Sheldon coming?
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We're gonna mostly
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be together as a family.
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Well, I've made other plans.
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Please.
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Mom needs this.
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Mom needs a lobotomy.
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All right,
I'm done asking.
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I'm telling you
you're coming.
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So, is she coming?
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That's not funny.
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Sorry.
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Here, let me try.
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Yeah, sure. Why not?
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Hey, Missy, it's Mandy.
About Thanksgiving...
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Mm-hmm. Hurts, don't it?
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Sweet of Georgie to worry
so much about his mom.
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It is.
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I hope our kids worry about me
when I'm a widow.
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What makes you think
I'm gonna go first?
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Jim.
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Fine.
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And of course
they're gonna worry about you.
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I'm not so sure.
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Amanda's likely to
stick me in a home
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first chance she gets.
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On the bright side, Connor
will probably be your roommate.
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Very funny.
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Hope you like cats.
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Hey. What are you doing here?
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I thought I'd bring Georgie
some lunch, slice of pie.
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He's on a tow truck run.
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Oh, shoot.
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What kind of pie?
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Why?
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Oh, I was just curious.
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It's pecan, his favorite.
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I was hoping to cheer him up.
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Yeah, he has been
a little moody lately.
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Kind of snapped on a customer.
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What happened?
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Well, they wished
him a happy Thanksgiving,
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and he said, "Whatever."
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Ooh, for him, that's bad.
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Yeah, it was hard to watch.
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Well, this is his first
Thanksgiving without his dad.
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Sure, that's rough.
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George was a good man.
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Sure was.
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You know, I thought
we'd be celebrating
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Thanksgivings together
for a long time.
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Me, too.
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But, uh...
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guess you never know
what the future holds.
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Makes you appreciate
what you do have.
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We're really lucky.
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We sure are.
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Don't you go anywhere.
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Oh, I won't, baby girl.
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You better not.
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I should go.
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All right.
Well, thanks for stopping by.
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Don't eat
Georgie's lunch.
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I am hungry, but I won't.
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So, how's it going?
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My little great-granddaughter
saying "meemaw" yet?
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No, just "dada."
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Pisses me off.
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Uh, enjoy it.
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My kid doesn't even talk
to me anymore.
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Why bring it up?
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It's called making conversation.
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What about you?
How you doing?
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I'm all right.
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I'm a little worried
about your grandson.
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Oh. Is this
about Thanksgiving?
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Well, you just got
to give Mary time.
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When my husband died,
I was just miserable
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those first few holidays.
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Maybe he died
because you're miserable.
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It's a big house.
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Go somewhere else.
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Good day.
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Um, so here's the thing.
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Georgie's going through
a rough time,
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and I want to help.
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What can I do?
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Well, it would mean a lot to him
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if you could be with us
for Thanksgiving.
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Oh, honey, I am so sorry.
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I promised Dale
I'd go camping with him.
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Oh, that's okay. It's all right.
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Just let me talk to Dale.
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We're not
going camping!
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I was gone 20 seconds.
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What the hell happened?
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We're having Thanksgiving
with Georgie.
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I've been looking forward
to this for months.
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Oh, I know, honey.
I have, too.
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What time you want us?
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Your meemaw and Dale are coming.
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I just think it would mean
a lot to your brother
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if you could be there.
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Okay.
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Really? Thank you.
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But first,
I need a little favor.
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- Anything.
- Take me to get a tattoo.
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What? No.
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You said, "Anything."
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Yeah, and then you said
"tattoo."
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I guess I'm not going.
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Oh, come on.
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I can't decide between
a dolphin or a sunflower.
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What do you think?
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I am not taking you
to get a tattoo.
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All right, well,
maybe I'll see you at Christmas.
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- Ow, it hurts.
- Good.
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Hey, Mary.
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What brings you by?
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Just wanted to talk.
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If this is about Thanksgiving,
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I'm not changing my mind.
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Well, your mom and Missy
are coming.
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I don't care.
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Look, I understand, I really do.
I-I just think...
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You do not understand.
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You do not know what it's
like to lose a husband.
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I don't, um,
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but Georgie's struggling, too,
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and I think it would be great...
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Well, I'm sorry if I'm
disappointing everyone,
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but this is what I need.
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And for once,
I am putting myself first.
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Okay. Sorry.
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Hey, I hope it's okay
I invited Missy,
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Georgie's meemaw, and her fella
Dale to Thanksgiving.
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Her fella?
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Her beau?
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I don't know what to call
old people who are doing it.
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I've seen him.
They're not doing it much.
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It's fine,
the more the merrier.
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Okay.
Thank you, I appreciate it.
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And don't think you're
sticking me in a home someday.
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I'm dying
in this house.
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What?
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You heard me.
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What was that about?
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I-I don't know.
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So, good news, your family's
coming to Thanksgiving.
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Really? Everyone?
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Well, Meemaw, Dale and Missy.
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Oh, still no on my mom?
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Um, I tried, but...
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It's okay, this is great.
Thank you.
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How'd you convince my sister?
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I ju-- I just asked nicely.
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That don't sound right.
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Well, what can I say?
The kid loves me.
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Go easy, Jim.
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My second one.
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It's 10:00 in the morning.
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Well, I'd put it back,
but... it's already open.
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- Table's all set.
- Thank you.
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00:11:21,396 --> 00:11:22,524
Anything else I can do?
266
00:11:22,525 --> 00:11:24,042
We're good for now.
267
00:11:24,043 --> 00:11:26,386
Ooh, what's this?
268
00:11:26,387 --> 00:11:28,426
Well, that's cranberry sauce.
269
00:11:28,427 --> 00:11:30,075
Why ain't it shaped
like the can?
270
00:11:31,334 --> 00:11:32,505
It's homemade.
271
00:11:34,111 --> 00:11:36,021
Maybe next year we should
spring for the good stuff.
272
00:11:38,971 --> 00:11:40,577
Smells delicious, Mom.
273
00:11:40,578 --> 00:11:42,356
Thank you, honey.
274
00:11:42,357 --> 00:11:43,440
Why you all dressed up?
275
00:11:43,441 --> 00:11:46,044
I was told to look nice
for company.
276
00:11:46,045 --> 00:11:48,041
That meant take a shower.
277
00:11:51,731 --> 00:11:52,511
Be right back.
278
00:11:57,372 --> 00:11:59,150
Hey,
happy Thanksgiving.
279
00:11:59,151 --> 00:12:00,886
- Come on in.
- Happy Thanksgiving.
280
00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:03,750
- Happy Thanksgiving.
- Gimme.
281
00:12:03,751 --> 00:12:05,139
There you go.
282
00:12:06,442 --> 00:12:09,999
Forget the turkey,
I'm gonna gobble you up.
283
00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:11,780
I won't be eating
any children.
284
00:12:12,994 --> 00:12:15,034
Thank y'all so much
for coming.
285
00:12:15,035 --> 00:12:17,335
- You bet.
- I had no choice.
286
00:12:18,376 --> 00:12:20,111
Good call on the socks.
287
00:12:20,112 --> 00:12:21,327
I'm not stupid.
288
00:12:30,224 --> 00:12:31,611
That beer for you?
289
00:12:31,612 --> 00:12:33,304
No, ma'am, Mr. McAllister.
290
00:12:33,305 --> 00:12:34,952
Another one?
291
00:12:34,953 --> 00:12:36,645
Uh, I haven't been
keeping count.
292
00:12:36,646 --> 00:12:39,509
Well, you let him know I am.
293
00:12:39,510 --> 00:12:41,332
Or you let him know
294
00:12:41,333 --> 00:12:42,677
and I'll stay here
and mash them potatoes.
295
00:12:42,678 --> 00:12:44,327
Tell him.
296
00:12:53,224 --> 00:12:54,959
I hope it wasn't
too much trouble
297
00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:57,606
adding a bunch of people
at the last minute.
298
00:12:57,607 --> 00:12:59,212
No problem at all.
Audrey loves this.
299
00:13:00,905 --> 00:13:02,510
Does she need any help?
300
00:13:02,511 --> 00:13:05,287
I have no idea.
So, Dale...
301
00:13:05,288 --> 00:13:08,195
when are you two kids
gonna make it official?
302
00:13:08,196 --> 00:13:11,015
I've asked repeatedly.
303
00:13:11,016 --> 00:13:12,708
We don't need
to get married.
304
00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:14,530
We're fine just as we are.
305
00:13:14,531 --> 00:13:17,264
No, she's hoping somebody
better comes along.
306
00:13:17,265 --> 00:13:19,262
Don't you want
the best for me?
307
00:13:21,258 --> 00:13:23,253
Okay, CeeCee's napping.
What'd I miss?
308
00:13:23,254 --> 00:13:25,250
She don't want
to marry me.
309
00:13:27,204 --> 00:13:29,373
I really appreciate
you coming.
310
00:13:29,374 --> 00:13:31,413
Well, I knew how important
it was to you.
311
00:13:32,975 --> 00:13:34,277
What'd she bribe you with?
312
00:13:34,278 --> 00:13:37,487
Nothing. She just asked nicely.
313
00:13:37,488 --> 00:13:40,180
You're a lying sack
of you-know-what.
314
00:13:42,001 --> 00:13:43,824
Welcome, everyone.
315
00:13:45,344 --> 00:13:47,773
As a special surprise,
I have composed
316
00:13:47,774 --> 00:13:51,114
a Thanksgiving polka for
accordion and turkey call.
317
00:14:20,105 --> 00:14:22,316
You stay right there,
I got my guitar in the trunk.
318
00:14:22,317 --> 00:14:23,662
No.
319
00:14:30,867 --> 00:14:32,255
Mom?
320
00:14:32,256 --> 00:14:34,294
I hope it's okay
I just dropped by.
321
00:14:34,295 --> 00:14:35,944
Oh, I'm so glad you're here.
322
00:14:37,636 --> 00:14:38,982
Come on in.
323
00:14:40,110 --> 00:14:42,279
Hey, look who came!
324
00:14:45,839 --> 00:14:48,485
I can't believe you
got 'em all here.
325
00:14:48,486 --> 00:14:50,004
Well, what can I say?
326
00:14:50,005 --> 00:14:51,958
You knocked up
a pretty special lady.
327
00:14:53,390 --> 00:14:56,036
You sure made your son
happy today.
328
00:14:56,037 --> 00:14:57,468
I'm glad.
329
00:14:57,469 --> 00:14:58,769
I thought you
were going camping.
330
00:14:58,770 --> 00:15:00,202
So did Dale.
331
00:15:00,203 --> 00:15:02,372
What?
Just eat.
332
00:15:02,373 --> 00:15:03,587
Okay.
333
00:15:06,279 --> 00:15:08,578
- Where you going?
- To get another beer.
334
00:15:10,574 --> 00:15:11,746
Excuse me.
335
00:15:16,129 --> 00:15:17,821
Oh, boy.
336
00:15:17,822 --> 00:15:20,035
Here comes one of our
Thanksgiving traditions.
337
00:15:21,251 --> 00:15:23,766
Put that back,
you've had enough.
338
00:15:23,767 --> 00:15:25,589
It's a holiday, I'm celebrating.
339
00:15:25,590 --> 00:15:27,715
You're embarrassing yourself
is what you're doing.
340
00:15:27,716 --> 00:15:29,973
I'm having a good time!
341
00:15:29,974 --> 00:15:31,318
Maybe you need a drink.
342
00:15:31,319 --> 00:15:33,401
I have been up
since the crack of dawn
343
00:15:33,402 --> 00:15:36,135
putting this thing together.
You are not gonna ruin it.
344
00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:38,131
Oh, I'm not
"rooning" anything.
345
00:15:38,132 --> 00:15:41,299
R-Roonin...
Ru-in-ing.
346
00:15:41,300 --> 00:15:42,818
Oh, my God,
listen to yourself.
347
00:15:42,819 --> 00:15:44,987
Eh, I'd rather
listen to me than you.
348
00:15:44,988 --> 00:15:46,376
Mom, can I get you
anything else?
349
00:15:46,377 --> 00:15:48,286
I'm sorry, I have to go.
350
00:15:48,287 --> 00:15:49,544
Keep your voice down.
351
00:15:49,545 --> 00:15:50,542
Mary.
352
00:15:50,543 --> 00:15:52,408
Dang.
353
00:15:52,409 --> 00:15:54,579
It's my house, I will talk
as lo-- as loud as I please.
354
00:15:56,098 --> 00:15:57,747
Where you going?
355
00:15:58,919 --> 00:16:00,437
I'm sorry, I can't do this.
356
00:16:00,438 --> 00:16:02,476
Don't mind them,
they argue all the time.
357
00:16:02,477 --> 00:16:03,996
It's not them.
358
00:16:03,997 --> 00:16:05,470
Then what?
359
00:16:05,471 --> 00:16:07,250
I...
360
00:16:07,251 --> 00:16:08,857
Tell me.
361
00:16:13,196 --> 00:16:15,843
Your father and I used to argue
362
00:16:15,844 --> 00:16:19,011
about him getting drunk
on Thanksgiving, and...
363
00:16:20,878 --> 00:16:23,523
I'll never get to do that again.
364
00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:25,391
You miss arguing with Dad?
365
00:16:28,081 --> 00:16:29,426
Yes.
366
00:16:30,382 --> 00:16:31,944
Mom...
367
00:16:35,502 --> 00:16:37,628
I'm going home.
368
00:16:37,629 --> 00:16:40,015
Please tell everybody
I'm sorry.
369
00:16:40,016 --> 00:16:41,794
No, wait.
370
00:16:41,795 --> 00:16:44,008
I got a better idea.
371
00:16:49,433 --> 00:16:50,777
This is nice.
372
00:16:51,907 --> 00:16:53,035
It is.
373
00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:56,420
Yeah, not creepy at all.
374
00:16:58,676 --> 00:17:00,326
What the heck is that?!
375
00:17:08,006 --> 00:17:10,957
♪ I fell into
a burning ring of fire ♪
376
00:17:10,958 --> 00:17:13,430
♪ I went down, down, down
377
00:17:13,431 --> 00:17:15,861
♪ And the flames went higher
378
00:17:15,862 --> 00:17:18,768
♪ And it burns, burns, burns
379
00:17:18,769 --> 00:17:19,767
Ouch!
380
00:17:19,768 --> 00:17:22,717
♪ That ring of fire
381
00:17:22,718 --> 00:17:24,713
♪ That ring
of fire ♪
382
00:17:24,714 --> 00:17:27,188
Still better
than camping.
383
00:17:28,533 --> 00:17:29,878
Everybody.
384
00:17:31,441 --> 00:17:35,302
♪ I fell into
a burning ring of fire ♪
385
00:17:36,561 --> 00:17:38,556
♪ Went down, down, down
386
00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:40,206
♪ And the flames get higher
387
00:17:40,207 --> 00:17:41,248
Come on, Jim!
388
00:17:41,249 --> 00:17:43,591
♪ Burns, burns
389
00:17:43,592 --> 00:17:47,540
♪ That ring of fire.
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