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YES! YES!
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HEY, IT'S YOUR THANKSGIVING TOO.
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YOU KNOW, INSTEAD OF WATCHING
FOOTBALL, YOU COULD HELP.
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WE KNOW. WE KNOW. WE KNOW.
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RACHEL, YOU WANT TO
PUT THE MARSHMALLOWS
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IN CONCENTRIC CIRCLES.
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NO, MON, YOU WANT TO PUT
THEM IN CONCENTRIC CIRCLES.
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I WANT TO DO THIS.
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EVERY YEAR.
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Captioning sponsored
by WARNER BROS.
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♪ SO NO ONE TOLD YOU LIFE
WAS GONNA BE THIS WAY ♪
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♪ YOUR JOB'S A
JOKE, YOU'RE BROKE ♪
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♪ YOUR LOVE LIFE'S D.O.A. ♪
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♪ IT'S LIKE YOU'RE ALWAYS
STUCK IN SECOND GEAR ♪
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♪ WHEN IT HASN'T BEEN YOUR DAY ♪
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♪ YOUR WEEK, YOUR
MONTH, OR EVEN YOUR YEAR ♪
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♪ BUT I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU ♪
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♪ WHEN THE RAIN STARTS TO POUR ♪
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♪ I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU ♪
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♪ LIKE I'VE BEEN THERE BEFORE ♪
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♪ I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE YOU'RE
THERE FOR ME TOO. ♪
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Guys: GO, GO, GO. YES!
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FOR ONCE, I AM GOING TO SIT DOWN
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AND TRY TO WATCH
ONE OF THESE THINGS.
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Ross: HALF TIME.
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Joey: HEY, WHO WANTS TO THROW
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THE BALL AROUND A LITTLE?
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MAYBE GET A LITTLE
THREE-ON-THREE GOING.
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OH, THAT WOULD BE SO MUCH FUN.
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OH, CAN I PLAY, TOO?
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I'VE NEVER PLAYED
FOOTBALL, LIKE, EVER.
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GREAT. YOU CAN COVER CHANDLER.
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NO, NO, I DON'T
REALLY WANT TO PLAY.
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COME ON, MAN, YOU NEVER
WANT TO DO ANYTHING
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SINCE YOU AND JANICE BROKE UP.
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THAT'S NOT TRUE.
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I WANTED TO WEAR MY BATHROBE
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AND EAT PEANUT CLUSTERS ALL DAY.
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I WANTED TO START
DRINKING IN THE MORNING.
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DON'T SAY THAT I
DON'T HAVE GOALS.
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CHANDLER, YOU HAVE TO START
GETTING OVER HER, ALL RIGHT?
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IF YOU PLAY, YOU
GET SOME FRESH AIR.
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MAYBE YOU'LL TAKE
YOUR MIND OFF JANICE.
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AND IF YOU DON'T PLAY,
EVERYONE'LL BE MAD AT YOU
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'CAUSE THE TEAMS WON'T BE EVEN.
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COME ON.
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YEAH, ALL RIGHT. I'LL PLAY
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BUT I DON'T LIKE... YOU.
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YAY! LET'S DO IT!
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ROSS?
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WHAT?
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WANT TO PLAY FOOTBALL?
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UM, MONICA AND I
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AREN'T SUPPOSED
TO PLAY FOOTBALL.
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SAYS WHO, YOUR MOM?
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YEAH. YES.
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"WHAT DO YOU MEAN?"
SHE ASKS HER BOYFRIEND
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REALLY SCARED TO
HEAR THE ANSWER.
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EVERY THANKSGIVING, UM
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WE USED TO HAVE A
TOUCH FOOTBALL GAME
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CALLED THE GELLER BOWL.
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NO, NO, YOU SAY THAT PROUDLY.
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ANYWAY, ROSS AND I
WERE ALWAYS CAPTAINS
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AND, UM, IT GOT
KIND OF COMPETITIVE
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AND ONE YEAR, GELLER BOWL VI
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I ACCIDENTALLY
BROKE ROSS'S NOSE.
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IT WAS SO NOT AN ACCIDENT.
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SHE SAW I WAS ABOUT TO TAG HER
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SO SHE THREW HER BIG, FAT
GRANDMA-ARM ELBOW IN MY FACE
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JUST KEPT RUNNING.
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YEAH.
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TO SCORE THE WINNING
TOUCHDOWN, BY THE WAY.
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WHOA, WHOA, HELLO?
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UH, YOU DID NOT WIN THE GAME.
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THE TOUCHDOWN DIDN'T COUNT
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BECAUSE OF THE
SPECTACULARLY ILLEGAL...
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AND BY THE WAY,
SAVAGE... NOSE BREAKING.
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I WON THE GAME.
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OH, YEAH?
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THEN HOW COME YOU
DIDN'T GET THE GELLER CUP?
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THERE WAS A GELLER CUP?
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YES. IT WAS THE TROPHY
YOU GOT IF YOU WON THE GAME
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BUT OUR DAD SAID
NOBODY WON THAT GAME
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AND HE WAS SICK OF OUR FIGHTING
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SO HE TOOK THE TROPHY...
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THREW IT IN THE LAKE.
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AND WAS THE CURSE LIFTED?
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ANYWAY...
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THAT'S WHEN MOM SAID
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WE WERE NOT ALLOWED
TO PLAY FOOTBALL AGAIN.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I THINK WE SHOULD PLAY A GAME.
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I MEAN, COME ON,
IT'S BEEN 12 YEARS.
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CAN I SEE YOU FOR A SECOND?
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WUSS!
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ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GOING TO PLAY.
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WELL, WAIT A MINUTE, THOUGH.
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HOW ARE WE GOING TO GET THERE
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BECAUSE MY MOM WON'T
LET ME CROSS THE STREET.
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ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO.
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HEY!
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HEY!
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HERE WE GO.
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ALL RIGHT, PHEEBS.
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OKAY, LET'S BRING IT IN.
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HONEY, HONEY, THROW
IT TO ME, THROW IT TO ME.
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THAT ALMOST HIT ME IN THE FACE.
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Joey: ALL RIGHT
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WE HAVE TO PICK CAPTAINS.
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AND THEN TENNILLES.
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OKAY, SO HOW DO WE DECIDE THAT?
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WELL, WHY DON'T
WE JUST BUNNY UP?
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All: WHAT?
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Both: BUNNY!
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OKAY, LOOKS LIKE
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ROSS AND I ARE CAPTAINS.
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THERE MUST BE A
SPECIAL PLACE IN HEAVEN
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FOR PEOPLE THAT HUNG OUT
WITH YOU TWO IN HIGH SCHOOL.
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OKAY, SO I BUNNIED FIRST
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WHICH MEANS I GET TO PICK FIRST.
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JOEY. THANK YOU.
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MONICA...
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I'M YOUR BEST FRIEND.
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SWEETIE, DON'T WORRY.
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YOU'LL GET PICKED.
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CHANDLER.
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ROSS!
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PHOEBE.
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SWEETIE, NOW I PICK YOU.
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YOU DON'T PICK ME.
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YOU'RE STUCK WITH ME.
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OKAY.
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ALL RIGHT, SO, LET'S SEE...
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LET'S PLAY FROM THE TRASH CAN
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TO THE LIGHT POST, RIGHT?
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TWO-HAND TOUCH. WE'LL KICK OFF.
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Monica: ALL RIGHT,
PEOPLE, LISTEN.
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I'VE GOT EXACTLY 28 MINUTES
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BEFORE I HAVE TO BASTE AGAIN.
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WOW, JUST LIKE IN THE PROS.
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HUDDLE UP!
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ALL RIGHT, HUDDLE
UP. RIGHT OVER HERE.
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WAIT FOR ME, WAIT
FOR ME, WAIT FOR ME!
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OH, COOL! THIS IS
MY FIRST HUDDLE.
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OKAY, SO WHAT DO YOU GUYS
REALLY THINK OF CHANDLER?
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PHOEBE, YOU KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE DOING, RIGHT?
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YEAH.
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OKAY. ALL RIGHT,
JOEY'S GOING TO CATCH IT
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AND YOU AND I ARE
GOING TO BLOCK.
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WHAT'S BLOCK?
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PHOEBE, I THOUGHT YOU SAID
YOU KNEW WHAT YOU WERE DOING.
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I THOUGHT YOU MEANT IN LIFE.
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BREAK.
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THE BALL IS JANICE,
THE BALL IS JANICE.
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OW! OW!
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OH, SON OF A...! OW!
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COME ON.
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SORRY. I'M SORRY.
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YOU KNOW WHAT...
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WE'RE JUST GOING TO THROW IT.
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YES!
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Monica: YES! SCORE!
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SEVEN TO NOTHING.
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OKAY, HONEY
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JUST SO THAT I'M CLEAR ON THIS
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NOW YOU SAID IN THE HUDDLE
THAT IF JOEY CAUGHT THE BALL
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YOU WERE GOING TO
BE THE ONE TO STOP HIM.
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NOW YOU DIDN'T, SO IS THAT
LIKE A-LIKE A FOOTBALL STRATEGY?
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YEAH, IT WAS PART OF MY
PLAN TO FALL INSTANTLY BEHIND.
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SO, COME ON, LET'S GO.
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LOSERS WALK.
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YEAH? LOSERS TALK.
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NO. ACTUALLY, LOSERS RHYME.
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ALL RIGHT.
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43, 74...
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YOU WANT TO GO SHOTGUN?
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YEAH.
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HIKE.
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ONE MISSISSIPPI, TWO MISSISSIPPI
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THREE MISSISSIPPI.
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HA! I ALMOST CAUGHT THAT ONE.
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YEAH, GREAT.
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NOW THE SCORE'S
SEVEN TO ALMOST SEVEN.
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OKAY.
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THIS PLAY, I WANT YOU TO DO A
DOWN AND OUT TO THE RIGHT, OKAY?
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Both: BREAK.
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WAIT. WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?
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YOU...
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YOU GO LONG.
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HOW LONG?
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UNTIL WE START TO
LOOK VERY SMALL.
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OKAY.
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Both: BREAK.
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SET, HIKE.
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ONE MISSISSIPPI,
TWO MISSISSIPPI.
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SWITCH, SWITCH, SWITCH.
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NO, NO, NO, NO!
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HEY, THANKS FOR
STOPPING OUR BALL.
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YOU ARE PLAYING
AMERICAN FOOTBALL?
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YEAH.
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WOW.
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YOU'RE, LIKE, FROM A
WHOLE OTHER COUNTRY.
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I'M DUTCH.
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HI. I'M JOEY.
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I'M MARGHA.
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I'M SORRY, DUTCH.
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I DIDN'T GET THAT
LAST LITTLE BIT.
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HEY, JOEY, YOU WANT TO PLAY
FOOTBALL OR YOU WANT TO...
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HI. I'M CHANDLER.
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HELLO, CHANDLER.
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HER NAME IS DUTCH,
AND ALSO MARC-HA.
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MARGHA.
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MARC-HA.
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MAR-GHA.
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♪ MARGHA... ♪
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MARGHA.
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YO, FLIRTY BOYS.
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WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A GAME.
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COME ON, GUYS, LET'S GO.
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COME ON, SECOND DOWN.
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UH, HELLO, IT'S THIRD DOWN.
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NO, IT'S NOT. IT'S SECOND.
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WOW.
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WOW, WHAT?
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IT AMAZES ME THAT YOU'RE
STILL PULLING STUFF LIKE THIS.
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PULLING WHAT?
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IT'S SECOND DOWN.
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OKAY, IT'S SECOND DOWN.
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TAKE ALL
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THE SECOND DOWNS YOU NEED.
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I HEARD THAT.
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WELL, I SAID IT LOUD.
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IT IS OKAY IF I STAY AND WATCH?
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I CAN'T GO HOME JUST YET.
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MY ROOMMATE IS, UM...
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FERSCHLOCKING A BIG
AMERICAN BUSINESSMAN.
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YEAH, STICK AROUND.
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AS LONG AS YOU NEED TO.
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WELL, THAT WENT WELL.
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I THINK SO.
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YOU KNOW, I WAS THINKING ABOUT
ASKING HER FOR HER NUMBER.
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THANKS, MAN, BUT I THINK IT
MAKES A STRONGER STATEMENT
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IF I ASK FOR IT MYSELF.
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WHOA, OH.
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NO, I WAS THINKING ABOUT FOR ME.
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PART OF THAT WHOLE
"GETTING OVER JANICE" THING
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00:09:35,475 --> 00:09:36,775
YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT.
249
00:09:36,810 --> 00:09:38,643
OH, YEAH. THAT. ALL RIGHT.
250
00:09:38,679 --> 00:09:41,746
IF IT MEANS THAT MUCH TO
YOU, I'LL LET YOU HAVE HER.
251
00:09:41,782 --> 00:09:42,948
THANKS.
252
00:09:44,384 --> 00:09:45,483
"LET ME HAVE HER"?
253
00:09:45,518 --> 00:09:46,685
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
254
00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:49,454
LIKE, IF YOU DIDN'T, I
WOULDN'T HAVE A SHOT?
255
00:09:49,489 --> 00:09:51,167
I DON'T LIKE TO SAY IT OUT LOUD
256
00:09:51,191 --> 00:09:52,757
BUT...
257
00:09:52,793 --> 00:09:54,258
YEAH.
258
00:09:54,294 --> 00:09:55,259
DON'T FEEL BAD, MAN.
259
00:09:55,295 --> 00:09:56,639
WE ALL HAVE OUR STRENGTHS.
260
00:09:56,663 --> 00:09:59,042
YOU'RE BETTER WITH
NUMBERS AND STUFF.
261
00:09:59,066 --> 00:10:00,098
MATH!
262
00:10:00,133 --> 00:10:02,767
YOU'RE GIVING ME MATH?!
263
00:10:02,803 --> 00:10:03,803
ALL RIGHT, LOOK.
264
00:10:03,837 --> 00:10:04,803
YOU KNOW WHAT?
265
00:10:04,838 --> 00:10:05,804
FORGET ABOUT IT.
266
00:10:05,839 --> 00:10:07,072
YOU GO FOR THE GIRL.
267
00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:08,539
WE'LL SEE WHO GETS HER.
268
00:10:11,211 --> 00:10:13,422
CHANDLER, I WANT YOU
TO RUN A POST PATTERN
269
00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:14,412
TO THE LEFT, OKAY?
270
00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:15,413
AND, SWEETIE...
271
00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:16,615
YEAH, I KNOW. GO LONG.
272
00:10:16,650 --> 00:10:17,894
YOU KNOW, IT'S
LIKE ALL I'M DOING
273
00:10:17,918 --> 00:10:20,151
IS RUNNING BACK AND
FORTH FROM THE HUDDLE.
274
00:10:20,186 --> 00:10:22,587
WELL, UH...
275
00:10:22,623 --> 00:10:25,857
YOU WANT TO JUST STAY OUT THERE?
276
00:10:25,892 --> 00:10:27,258
CAN I SEE THAT FOR A SEC?
277
00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:29,127
YEAH.
278
00:10:30,864 --> 00:10:31,830
OKAY.
279
00:10:31,865 --> 00:10:32,831
OKAY, HERE THEY COME.
280
00:10:32,866 --> 00:10:34,232
I GOT CHANDLER. OKAY, LET'S GO.
281
00:10:34,267 --> 00:10:35,500
HUT, HIKE.
282
00:10:35,535 --> 00:10:37,880
Monica: ONE MISSISSIPPI, TWO
MISSISSIPPI, THREE MISSISSIPPI.
283
00:10:37,904 --> 00:10:38,603
NANER!
284
00:10:38,639 --> 00:10:39,639
FUMBLE!
285
00:10:39,673 --> 00:10:40,953
WHOO!
286
00:10:44,711 --> 00:10:46,923
WHAT THE HELL'S THE
MATTER WITH YOU?
287
00:10:46,947 --> 00:10:48,446
IT'S MY FAVORITE JERSEY.
288
00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:51,750
WELL, NOW YOU HAVE TWO.
289
00:10:51,785 --> 00:10:55,253
HEY, I AM GOOD AT MATH.
290
00:10:55,288 --> 00:10:56,365
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT.
291
00:10:56,389 --> 00:10:58,134
YOU KNOW, I WAS STILL
GOING TO LET YOU HAVE HER
292
00:10:58,158 --> 00:10:59,057
BUT NOW FORGET ABOUT IT.
293
00:10:59,092 --> 00:11:00,603
PREPARE TO FEEL VERY
BAD ABOUT YOURSELF.
294
00:11:00,627 --> 00:11:04,195
HEY, WELL, I'VE BEEN PREPARING
FOR THAT MY ENTIRE LIFE.
295
00:11:04,230 --> 00:11:07,065
OR SOMETHING ABOUT
YOU THAT'S MEAN.
296
00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:09,178
Monica: ALL RIGHT,
COME ON, GUYS, LET'S GO.
297
00:11:09,202 --> 00:11:10,202
TIE SCORE.
298
00:11:10,236 --> 00:11:11,502
WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME.
299
00:11:11,538 --> 00:11:13,138
42, 38, HIKE.
300
00:11:14,041 --> 00:11:15,540
OOH, I GOT IT.
301
00:11:16,576 --> 00:11:18,509
OH, BROKEN BOOBS!
302
00:11:18,545 --> 00:11:19,477
OW!
303
00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:20,523
PHEEBS, RUN!
304
00:11:20,547 --> 00:11:21,579
RUN, PHOEBE, RUN!
305
00:11:21,614 --> 00:11:25,283
YES! TOUCHDOWN, TOUCHDOWN!
306
00:11:25,318 --> 00:11:28,352
NO, NO, NO.
307
00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:29,688
UH, HELLO. THE BUZZER BUZZED.
308
00:11:29,723 --> 00:11:30,689
IT DOESN'T COUNT.
309
00:11:30,724 --> 00:11:32,390
AFTER THE SNAP.
310
00:11:32,425 --> 00:11:33,391
BEFORE THE SNAP.
311
00:11:33,426 --> 00:11:34,392
AFTER. BEFORE.
312
00:11:34,427 --> 00:11:35,504
NOW, DOES IT REALLY MATTER?
313
00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:36,494
All: YES!
314
00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:37,495
BUT, OKAY.
315
00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:38,797
I MADE A TOUCHDOWN.
316
00:11:38,832 --> 00:11:40,131
MY FIRST TOUCHDOWN.
317
00:11:40,167 --> 00:11:41,432
PHEEBS, THAT'S GREAT.
318
00:11:41,467 --> 00:11:42,500
IT DOESN'T COUNT.
319
00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:43,579
DOES SO COUNT.
320
00:11:43,603 --> 00:11:45,870
CHEATER, CHEATER,
COMPULSIVE EATER.
321
00:11:47,307 --> 00:11:50,274
OH, MY GOD.
322
00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:51,788
YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT'S FINE.
323
00:11:51,812 --> 00:11:54,512
MAYBE YOU HAVEN'T
GROWN UP, BUT I HAVE.
324
00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:55,513
OH, OKAY.
325
00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:57,816
DEAD LEG!
326
00:11:57,851 --> 00:11:59,395
OKAY, OKAY, FINE,
FINE, ALL RIGHT.
327
00:11:59,419 --> 00:12:00,730
YOU WANT TO WIN BY CHEATING?
328
00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:01,686
GO AHEAD, ALL RIGHT?
329
00:12:01,722 --> 00:12:03,299
PHOEBE, THE
TOUCHDOWN DOES COUNT.
330
00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:04,288
YOU WIN.
331
00:12:04,324 --> 00:12:05,367
OH, YAY. NO.
332
00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:07,503
LISTEN, I'M NOT GOING
TO GO THROUGH THIS
333
00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:08,659
WITH YOU AGAIN, OKAY.
334
00:12:08,695 --> 00:12:10,995
JUST ONCE, I WANT TO BEAT
YOU WHEN YOU CAN'T BLAME IT
335
00:12:11,031 --> 00:12:12,663
ON THE BROKEN NOSE OR THE BUZZER
336
00:12:12,699 --> 00:12:15,600
OR THE FACT YOU THOUGHT
YOU MIGHT BE GETTING MONO.
337
00:12:15,635 --> 00:12:17,035
ALL RIGHT, LET'S JUST CALL THIS
338
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:19,237
TIE SCORE AND IT'S HALF TIME.
339
00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:21,617
OKAY, FIRST OF ALL, I
DON'T PLAY WITH CHEATERS
340
00:12:21,641 --> 00:12:25,201
AND SECOND OF ALL, YOU
KNOW I HAD SWOLLEN GLANDS.
341
00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:26,923
YOU KNOW WHAT?
342
00:12:26,947 --> 00:12:28,479
I THINK YOU'LL PLAY.
343
00:12:28,514 --> 00:12:29,614
OH, REALLY?
344
00:12:29,649 --> 00:12:30,893
WHY IS THAT?
345
00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:32,851
BECAUSE THE WINNER GETS THIS.
346
00:12:32,886 --> 00:12:35,653
THE GELLER CUP.
347
00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:39,557
IS EVERYBODY ELSE
SEEING A TROLL DOLL
348
00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:41,292
NAILED TO A 2 x 4?
349
00:12:42,629 --> 00:12:44,863
OKAY, GOOD.
350
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:50,001
OKAY, WHERE THE
HELL DID YOU GET THAT?
351
00:12:50,036 --> 00:12:51,580
WHEN MOM AND DAD DROVE YOU
352
00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,582
TO THE HOSPITAL TO
GET YOUR NOSE FIXED
353
00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:55,651
I SWAM INTO THE LAKE
AND FISHED IT OUT.
354
00:12:55,675 --> 00:12:56,707
THAT CUP IS MINE.
355
00:12:56,743 --> 00:12:58,454
NO, IT'S NOT. YOU WANT IT...
356
00:12:58,478 --> 00:13:00,478
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO WIN IT.
357
00:13:00,513 --> 00:13:03,447
ALL RIGHT, SO ARE WE
NOT HAVING DINNER AT ALL?
358
00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:06,595
HEY, COULD YOU-COULD YOU
PLEASE SET THE TIMER, MARGHA?
359
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,653
OKAY, PEE-PHEE.
360
00:13:11,424 --> 00:13:12,390
COME ON, PHOEBE, LET'S GO.
361
00:13:12,425 --> 00:13:13,724
IT'S TIME TO GET SERIOUS.
362
00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:15,760
HUDDLE UP.
363
00:13:15,796 --> 00:13:17,506
JOEY, KEEP YOUR
HEAD IN THE GAME.
364
00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:18,830
IT'S HARD, YOU KNOW?
365
00:13:18,865 --> 00:13:21,232
HIS HUDDLE'S CLOSER
TO THE DUTCH GIRL.
366
00:13:21,268 --> 00:13:24,102
ALL RIGHT, LOOK, IF I TAKE
CHANDLER OUT OF THE RUNNING
367
00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:25,670
WILL YOU BE ABLE TO FOCUS?
368
00:13:25,705 --> 00:13:27,183
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?
369
00:13:27,207 --> 00:13:29,018
YOU JUST MAKE SURE
HE CATCHES THE BALL.
370
00:13:29,042 --> 00:13:30,519
I'LL TAKE CARE OF THE REST.
371
00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:31,509
OKAY. BREAK.
372
00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:32,544
HERE YOU GO.
373
00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:36,247
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
374
00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:37,483
COME ON! THIS WAY.
375
00:13:42,388 --> 00:13:43,955
WHOA! WHOA!
376
00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:45,089
TACKLED BY A GIRL.
377
00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:47,158
BET YOU DON'T SEE
THAT EVERY DAY, DO YOU?
378
00:13:47,194 --> 00:13:48,860
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
379
00:13:48,895 --> 00:13:50,840
WHAT'S WITH THE TACKLING?
380
00:13:50,864 --> 00:13:52,496
WHAT?!
381
00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:54,732
I JUST TOUCHED HIM
AND HE WENT OVER.
382
00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:57,268
OKAY. YOU WANT TO PLAY ROUGH?
383
00:13:57,304 --> 00:13:58,903
WE CAN PLAY ROUGH.
384
00:13:58,939 --> 00:14:02,773
Michael Buffer: LET'S
GET READY TO RUMBLE!
385
00:14:02,809 --> 00:14:04,309
THREE MISSISSIPPI.
386
00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:12,116
♪ Y'ALL READY FOR THIS? ♪
387
00:14:16,756 --> 00:14:17,956
HERE!
388
00:14:28,235 --> 00:14:30,434
♪ YEAH! ♪
389
00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:31,635
♪ YEAH! ♪
390
00:14:39,679 --> 00:14:40,839
HIKE!
391
00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:42,613
♪ YEAH ♪
392
00:14:42,648 --> 00:14:44,182
♪ YEAH! ♪
393
00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:50,755
I LOVE THIS GAME!
394
00:14:52,425 --> 00:14:54,158
HEY, WHERE'D YOU GET THAT?
395
00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:56,727
I WENT REALLY LONG.
396
00:14:57,964 --> 00:14:59,931
42 TO 21!
397
00:14:59,966 --> 00:15:02,033
LIKE THE TURKEY, ROSS IS DONE!
398
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:04,113
IT'S NO SURPRISE
THAT YOU'RE WINNING
399
00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:07,471
'CAUSE YOU GOT TO PICK FIRST,
SO YOU GOT THE BETTER TEAM.
400
00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:08,507
YOU'RE SO PATHETIC.
401
00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:09,840
WHY CAN'T YOU ACCEPT IT?
402
00:15:09,876 --> 00:15:12,143
WE'RE WINNING BECAUSE
I'M BETTER THAN YOU.
403
00:15:13,613 --> 00:15:16,214
OH, WHAT A GREAT
ARGUMENT... EXHALING.
404
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:17,215
YOU KNOW WHAT?
405
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:18,716
I'LL PROVE IT TO YOU, OKAY?
406
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:20,818
I'LL TRADE YOU JOEY FOR RACHEL
407
00:15:20,853 --> 00:15:22,787
AND I'LL STILL WIN THE GAME.
408
00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:24,122
OH, THAT'S GREAT.
409
00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:26,824
THERE GOES MY LAST
SHRED OF SELF-ESTEEM.
410
00:15:26,859 --> 00:15:29,394
WHAT? WHA...? THE
GUYS AGAINST THE GIRLS?
411
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:31,307
SEE, THAT'S RIDICULOUS, MONICA
412
00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:33,932
BECAUSE I'M ONLY DOWN
BY THREE TOUCHDOWNS.
413
00:15:33,967 --> 00:15:35,266
OH... THEN BRING IT ON.
414
00:15:35,302 --> 00:15:36,534
OH, UNLESS, OF COURSE
415
00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:39,237
YOU'RE AFRAID YOU MIGHT
LOSE TO A BUNCH OF GIRLS.
416
00:15:40,974 --> 00:15:42,173
FINE, FINE.
417
00:15:42,208 --> 00:15:44,008
RACHEL, YOU'RE WITH MONICA.
418
00:15:44,044 --> 00:15:45,476
JOEY, YOU'RE WITH ME.
419
00:15:45,511 --> 00:15:47,878
I CANNOT BELIEVE
YOU ARE TRADING ME.
420
00:15:47,914 --> 00:15:49,380
YOU ARE GOING TO LOSE
421
00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:53,617
AND YOU ARE GOING
TO... LOSE AND...
422
00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:54,931
COME ON. HELP ME OUT HERE.
423
00:15:54,955 --> 00:15:56,365
I'VE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE.
424
00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:57,521
THAT'S GOOD... LOSE.
425
00:15:57,557 --> 00:15:58,923
LOSE.
426
00:15:58,959 --> 00:16:01,292
Monica: COME ON, RACH. COME ON.
427
00:16:01,328 --> 00:16:03,794
LET'S SEE WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE
ON A WINNING TEAM FOR A CHANGE.
428
00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:05,707
YOU'RE GOING TO LET ME PLAY?
429
00:16:05,731 --> 00:16:08,266
ALL RIGHT, THEN.
430
00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:10,201
THE GAME IS OVER? WE EAT NOW?
431
00:16:10,236 --> 00:16:11,280
NO, NO, NO. THE GAME'S NOT OVER.
432
00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:12,736
WE'RE JUST SWITCHING TEAMS.
433
00:16:12,772 --> 00:16:14,516
YEAH, CHANDLER FINDS
ME SO INTIMIDATING
434
00:16:14,540 --> 00:16:16,819
THAT IT'S BETTER IF
WE'RE ON THE SAME TEAM.
435
00:16:16,843 --> 00:16:18,187
RIGHT, OKAY, LET'S PLAY.
436
00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:19,177
LET'S GO.
437
00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:20,656
WHOA, HOLD ON A SECOND, JOE.
438
00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:23,381
WHERE DO DUTCH PEOPLE COME FROM?
439
00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:32,656
UH, WELL, THE, UH...
440
00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:36,227
PENNSYLVANIA DUTCH
COME FROM PENNSYLVANIA.
441
00:16:36,262 --> 00:16:38,463
AND THE, UH, OTHER DUTCH PEOPLE?
442
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:41,732
THEY COME FROM SOMEWHERE
NEAR THE NETHERLANDS, RIGHT?
443
00:16:41,767 --> 00:16:43,134
NICE TRY.
444
00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:45,970
YOU SEE, THE NETHERLANDS
IS THIS MAKE-BELIEVE PLACE
445
00:16:46,006 --> 00:16:48,272
WHERE PETER PAN AND
TINKERBELL COME FROM.
446
00:16:50,243 --> 00:16:52,410
OH, MY.
447
00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:54,457
ENOUGH WITH GEOGRAPHY
FOR THE INSANE, OKAY?
448
00:16:54,481 --> 00:16:55,624
LET'S PLAY SOME BALL, GUYS.
449
00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:56,648
WHOA, NO, UH-UH.
450
00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:58,483
I'M NOT PLAYING
WITH THIS GUY NOW.
451
00:16:58,518 --> 00:16:59,484
FINE WITH ME.
452
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:01,397
OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS.
453
00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:03,065
LET'S JUST CUT TO
THE CHASE HERE, OKAY?
454
00:17:03,089 --> 00:17:05,423
HEIDI, WHICH OF MY
BOYS DO YOU LIKE?
455
00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:07,436
Joey and Chandler:
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
456
00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:08,959
SHH! SHH!
457
00:17:10,397 --> 00:17:11,429
WHICH DO I LIKE?
458
00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:12,430
YEAH, YOU KNOW
459
00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:14,365
FOR DATING, GENERAL MERRIMENT
460
00:17:14,401 --> 00:17:16,467
TAKING BACK TO YOUR WINDMILL...
461
00:17:16,503 --> 00:17:19,537
WELL, IF I HAD TO
CHOOSE RIGHT NOW...
462
00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:24,175
WHICH, BY THE WAY, I
FIND REALLY WEIRD...
463
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:25,954
I WOULD HAVE TO SAY... CHANDLER.
464
00:17:25,978 --> 00:17:27,111
YES!
465
00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:29,713
NOW, WAIT A MINUTE,
WAIT A MINUTE.
466
00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:31,860
SHE OBVIOUSLY DIDN'T
UNDERSTAND THE QUESTION.
467
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:34,318
WELL, WHY DON'T YOU HAVE
CAPTAIN HOOK EXPLAIN IT TO HER?
468
00:17:36,456 --> 00:17:38,489
I'M SORRY, JOEY.
THAT IS MY TRUTH.
469
00:17:38,525 --> 00:17:39,690
YOU HEAR THAT?
470
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:42,393
THAT IS HER TRUTH,
MR. I'LL-LET-YOU-HAVE-HER.
471
00:17:42,429 --> 00:17:44,162
I WIN. YOU SUCK.
472
00:17:44,197 --> 00:17:45,329
I RULE ALL.
473
00:17:45,365 --> 00:17:48,166
MINI-WAVE AND CELEBRATION TO ME!
474
00:17:49,202 --> 00:17:51,536
A-WOO-HOO!
475
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,071
I AM NOW THINKING
476
00:17:53,106 --> 00:17:57,575
I WOULD LIKE TO CHANGE
MY ANSWER TO... NO ONE.
477
00:17:57,610 --> 00:17:59,077
W-W-WHAT?
478
00:17:59,112 --> 00:18:01,879
I NOW FIND YOU
SHALLOW AND, UM...
479
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:03,481
A DORK.
480
00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:05,550
BYE-BYE.
481
00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:08,193
NICE GOING.
482
00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:11,021
YOU JUST SAVED YOURSELF
A COUPLE MONTHS OF SEX.
483
00:18:11,057 --> 00:18:12,634
YOU KNOW WHAT? DOESN'T MATTER
484
00:18:12,658 --> 00:18:13,924
BECAUSE SHE PICKED ME.
485
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:14,925
ME!
486
00:18:14,961 --> 00:18:16,427
FROM NOW ON, I GET THE DATES
487
00:18:16,463 --> 00:18:18,796
AND YOU HAVE TO STAY
HOME ON SATURDAY NIGHTS
488
00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:20,264
WATCHING READY, SET, COOK.
489
00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:22,400
SAVE THE BREAKTHROUGHS
FOR THERAPY, OKAY?
490
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:23,501
THE CLOCK IS TICKING.
491
00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:25,347
WE HAVE NO TIME,
AND WE ARE LOSING.
492
00:18:25,371 --> 00:18:26,571
WE ARE LOSING TO GIRLS.
493
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,372
WE'RE NOT GOING
TO LOSE TO GIRLS.
494
00:18:28,408 --> 00:18:29,673
HEY, IT'S 42 TO 21.
495
00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:30,752
THIS SUCKS.
496
00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:34,245
I WAS JUST UP BY THAT MUCH.
497
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,880
LOOK, LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY...
498
00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:39,383
IF WE LOSE, THEY WILL NEVER
LET US FORGET IT, OKAY?
499
00:18:39,419 --> 00:18:40,884
AND WORSE THAN THAT
500
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:43,588
THEY'LL NEVER LET THE
WOMEN YOU DATE FORGET IT.
501
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:45,456
HEY, ARE WE PLAYING
FOOTBALL OR WHAT?
502
00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:47,692
COME ON, YOU HAIRY-BACKED MARYS.
503
00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:49,738
WE HAVE TO DO THIS.
504
00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:52,040
WE ARE PLAYING FOR
WOMEN EVERYWHERE.
505
00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:54,532
OKAY, JUST THINK ABOUT EVERY
LOUSY DATE YOU EVER HAD, OKAY?
506
00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:56,512
EVERY GUY WHO KEPT
ONE EYE ON THE TV
507
00:18:56,536 --> 00:18:57,935
WHILE YOU WERE MAKING OUT.
508
00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:01,339
OH, MY GOD, YOU DATED
SOMEONE WITH A GLASS EYE TOO?
509
00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:03,919
COME ON, OKAY?
510
00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:06,155
COME ON, THIS IS
FOR ALL WOMANKIND.
511
00:19:06,179 --> 00:19:07,223
LET'S KILL 'EM!
512
00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:09,447
YEAH! KILL 'EM!
513
00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:10,681
ALL RIGHT.
514
00:19:10,716 --> 00:19:12,617
WELL, NO, I WANT
TO KILL THEM, TOO
515
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:14,051
BUT THEY'RE BOYS.
516
00:19:14,086 --> 00:19:17,955
YOU KNOW, HOW ARE WE
GOING TO BEAT THREE BOYS?
517
00:19:46,752 --> 00:19:48,730
WE STILL HAVE A MINUTE
AND A HALF LEFT TO GO
518
00:19:48,754 --> 00:19:50,332
AND WE'RE DOWN BY
TWO POINTS, OKAY?
519
00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:51,789
TWO POINTS, LADIES.
520
00:19:57,096 --> 00:19:59,930
PHOEBE, YOU DO A
BUTTONHOOK AGAIN.
521
00:19:59,965 --> 00:20:01,109
RACHEL, YOU GO LONG.
522
00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:03,267
NO. COME ON, DON'T
MAKE ME GO LONG.
523
00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:05,002
USE ME. THEY NEVER COVER ME.
524
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,937
HONEY, THERE'S A REASON.
525
00:20:07,973 --> 00:20:09,507
COME ON, I AM NOT LAME, OKAY?
526
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:11,209
I CAN DO SOMETHING. I CAN THROW.
527
00:20:11,244 --> 00:20:12,443
WOULD YOU LET ME THROW?
528
00:20:12,478 --> 00:20:13,522
COME ON, THIS IS MY GAME TOO.
529
00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:15,224
COME ON, MON, LET
HER THROW THE BALL.
530
00:20:15,248 --> 00:20:16,258
ALL RIGHT, RACHEL
531
00:20:16,282 --> 00:20:18,093
YOU SWEEP BEHIND,
I'LL PITCH IT TO YOU
532
00:20:18,117 --> 00:20:19,428
YOU THROW IT
DOWNFIELD TO PHOEBE.
533
00:20:19,452 --> 00:20:20,651
THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
534
00:20:20,687 --> 00:20:22,287
BREAK. BREAK.
535
00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:23,887
OKAY...
536
00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:24,955
THIRTY-TWO...
537
00:20:24,990 --> 00:20:26,490
SEVENTY-ONE, HIKE.
538
00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:28,671
ONE MISSISSIPPI, TWO MISSISSIPPI
539
00:20:28,695 --> 00:20:30,094
THREE MISSISSIPPI!
540
00:20:37,136 --> 00:20:38,102
OW!
541
00:20:38,137 --> 00:20:39,370
OH, GOD! I'M SO SORRY.
542
00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:40,671
I'M SO SORRY.
543
00:20:40,707 --> 00:20:41,972
ARE YOU OKAY?
544
00:20:42,007 --> 00:20:44,007
NO, I'M NOT OKAY.
545
00:20:44,043 --> 00:20:46,154
I'M SORRY. THEY WERE
JUST ALL COMING AT ME
546
00:20:46,178 --> 00:20:47,823
AND I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
547
00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:50,047
30 SECONDS LEFT ON THE TIMER.
548
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,582
WHOO-HOO!
549
00:20:51,618 --> 00:20:53,851
♪ YOU ARE THE LOSER ♪
550
00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:55,653
♪ DAH-DAH, DAH, DAH-DAH-DAH. ♪
551
00:20:55,688 --> 00:20:58,589
OKAY, SO WE GET TO TAKE THAT,
UH, STUPID TROLL-THING HOME.
552
00:20:58,625 --> 00:21:00,202
NO, YOU DON'T. COME
ON, COME ON, HURRY.
553
00:21:00,226 --> 00:21:01,692
WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME.
554
00:21:01,728 --> 00:21:02,760
HUDDLE UP.
555
00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:03,955
OKAY.
556
00:21:04,797 --> 00:21:05,797
OH...
557
00:21:05,831 --> 00:21:08,532
OH, THIS IS OUR LAST HUDDLE.
558
00:21:08,568 --> 00:21:09,578
ALL RIGHT...
559
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:11,168
PHOEBE, GET OPEN.
560
00:21:11,203 --> 00:21:12,870
RACHEL... GO LONG.
561
00:21:12,905 --> 00:21:14,472
OKAY.
562
00:21:14,507 --> 00:21:15,707
BREAK.
563
00:22:04,123 --> 00:22:05,289
I SCORED A TOUCHDOWN!
564
00:22:05,325 --> 00:22:06,657
WE DID IT! WE WIN!
565
00:22:06,693 --> 00:22:07,903
TOUCHDOWN! WHOO!
566
00:22:07,927 --> 00:22:08,892
WE WIN!
567
00:22:08,928 --> 00:22:09,893
YES!
568
00:22:09,929 --> 00:22:12,430
YOU KNOW, RACHEL, FUNNY THING...
569
00:22:12,465 --> 00:22:14,765
ACTUALLY, THE END
ZONE STARTS AT THAT POLE
570
00:22:14,801 --> 00:22:16,545
SO YOU'RE FIVE FEET SHORT, SO...
571
00:22:17,570 --> 00:22:18,936
WE WIN.
572
00:22:18,971 --> 00:22:19,937
WHOO!
573
00:22:19,972 --> 00:22:21,171
YES! YES, YES, YES...
574
00:22:21,207 --> 00:22:22,172
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT
575
00:22:22,208 --> 00:22:24,375
SO, EXPLAIN SOMETHING
TO ME, THOUGH.
576
00:22:24,410 --> 00:22:25,976
IF NOBODY TAGGED RACHEL
577
00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:29,112
THEN ISN'T THE PLAY STILL GOING?
578
00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:32,850
I GOT IT! I GOT IT! I GOT IT!
579
00:22:32,885 --> 00:22:33,951
LET GO! LET GO!
580
00:22:33,986 --> 00:22:35,319
TOUCHDOWN, BUDDY. WE WIN.
581
00:22:35,355 --> 00:22:36,595
NO WAY! LET GO!
582
00:22:36,622 --> 00:22:40,023
LET GO? I'M A TINY LITTLE WOMAN.
583
00:22:40,059 --> 00:22:41,158
GUYS, GUYS, COME ON.
584
00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:42,226
IT'S THANKSGIVING.
585
00:22:42,261 --> 00:22:44,662
IT'S NOT IMPORTANT
WHO WINS OR LOSES.
586
00:22:44,697 --> 00:22:46,196
THE IMPORTANT THING IS
587
00:22:46,232 --> 00:22:47,865
THE DUTCH GIRL PICKED ME.
588
00:22:50,135 --> 00:22:52,135
ME, NOT YOU. HOLLAND
LOVES CHANDLER.
589
00:22:52,171 --> 00:22:54,051
THANK YOU AMSTERDAM! GOOD NIGHT!
590
00:22:58,277 --> 00:23:01,779
MMM! WE SHOULD DEFINITELY
PLAY FOOTBALL MORE OFTEN.
591
00:23:01,814 --> 00:23:04,092
MAYBE THERE'S LIKE A LEAGUE
WE COULD JOIN OR SOMETHING.
592
00:23:04,116 --> 00:23:05,816
ISN'T THERE, LIKE
593
00:23:05,852 --> 00:23:07,985
A NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE?
594
00:23:08,020 --> 00:23:09,231
YES. YES, THERE IS.
595
00:23:09,255 --> 00:23:11,700
THEY PLAY ON SUNDAYS
AND MONDAY NIGHTS.
596
00:23:11,724 --> 00:23:13,023
OH, SHOOT.
597
00:23:13,058 --> 00:23:14,458
I WORK MONDAY NIGHTS.
598
00:23:14,494 --> 00:23:16,293
OH...
599
00:23:16,328 --> 00:23:18,328
MM. THIS STUFFING IS AMAZING.
600
00:23:18,364 --> 00:23:21,031
DO YOU THINK WE
SHOULD BRING THEM SOME?
601
00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:23,267
WHEN THEY'RE HUNGRY
ENOUGH, THEY'LL COME IN.
602
00:23:23,302 --> 00:23:24,268
LET GO!
603
00:23:24,303 --> 00:23:25,313
NO, YOU LET GO!
604
00:23:25,337 --> 00:23:26,337
NO!
605
00:23:27,907 --> 00:23:30,147
HOW COME IT'S ALWAYS
US LEFT ON THE FIELD
606
00:23:30,175 --> 00:23:31,141
HOLDING THE BALL?
607
00:23:31,176 --> 00:23:32,543
I DON'T KNOW.
608
00:23:32,578 --> 00:23:36,881
GUESS THE OTHER PEOPLE
JUST DON'T CARE ENOUGH.
609
00:23:40,286 --> 00:23:43,454
HEY, IT'S STARTING TO SNOW.
610
00:23:43,489 --> 00:23:45,489
AHH...
611
00:23:48,093 --> 00:23:49,933
GIVE IT TO ME! LET GO! GIVE IT!
612
00:23:55,668 --> 00:23:57,200
YOU KNOW, THERE
WAS A TIME TONIGHT
613
00:23:57,236 --> 00:23:59,303
THAT I STARTED LOSING
THE FEELING IN MY TOES.
614
00:23:59,338 --> 00:24:00,638
I KNOW.
615
00:24:00,673 --> 00:24:01,806
THAT'S WHEN I REALIZED
616
00:24:01,841 --> 00:24:03,407
THERE'S MORE IMPORTANT THINGS
617
00:24:03,443 --> 00:24:04,942
THAN BEATING YOU AT FOOTBALL.
618
00:24:04,977 --> 00:24:06,109
THINGS LIKE FEET.
619
00:24:06,145 --> 00:24:07,778
YEAH, I KNOW.
620
00:24:07,814 --> 00:24:10,280
THIS THING HAS CAUSED US
TOO MUCH PAIN AND SUFFERING.
621
00:24:10,316 --> 00:24:11,281
YEAH.
622
00:24:11,317 --> 00:24:12,461
IT'S TIME.
623
00:24:12,485 --> 00:24:13,884
WE'LL JUST CALL IT A TIE.
624
00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:14,885
IT'S A TIE.
625
00:24:14,921 --> 00:24:16,620
ALL RIGHT.
626
00:24:16,656 --> 00:24:18,456
OKAY.
627
00:24:18,491 --> 00:24:20,357
OKAY.
628
00:24:23,830 --> 00:24:25,395
GOOD NIGHT.
629
00:24:25,431 --> 00:24:26,997
GOOD NIGHT.
630
00:24:29,502 --> 00:24:30,801
PHEEBS, DID YOU GET IT?
631
00:24:30,837 --> 00:24:32,135
Phoebe: YEAH, I GOT IT.
632
00:24:32,171 --> 00:24:33,938
GREAT! BRING IT UP.
633
00:24:33,973 --> 00:24:37,808
THERE'S CHAMPAGNE IN MY
APARTMENT FOR THE WINNERS.
634
00:24:37,844 --> 00:24:39,109
Phoebe: UH, ROSS...
635
00:24:39,144 --> 00:24:40,945
WHAT-WHAT ARE YOU
DOING DOWN HERE?
636
00:24:40,980 --> 00:24:43,981
Ross: UH... NOTHING.
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