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This house is fucked up.
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Like, my feelings are hurt.
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I think Lily
has caught feelings for Tom.
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She wouldn't be acting
like this if she didn't.
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I give a fuck about you.
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I care about
how you feel about me.
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And I definitely
care how I feel about you.
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Tom's a really good kisser.
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Ahh!
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-Pull the finger!
-I got the ick.
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She's shooting them out
like she's fuckin' Oprah.
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We are not going
to the shag pad tonight.
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Do you love me?
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I said I love you
like I love my fuckin' sister,
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I love my fuckin' friends.
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I'm not in love with you.
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No, I reckon you were
falling in love last night.
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-Pfft.
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I've got the rig out
and I'm ready to launch.
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I'm a little bit of a sly fox.
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I'm the queen 'cause
I'm the hottest in Cairns.
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Your boy is the Rizzonator.
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Step on my toes,
I'll stomp on yours.
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I'm a little bit
of a shit-stirrer.
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Turn up that music
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and watch me dance.
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I do use my tits
to an advantage.
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I came out my mum's vagina
having a party.
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Everyone needs a Kyle
in their life.
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We're all
pretty hung over...
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Get up.
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..but it's Catia's
fucking birthday. 24.
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Come on.
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Come on. Come on.
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She lives for this day.
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-Oi, does someone have water?
-Yeah, I do.
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She loves the attention.
This is her day.
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And we're gonna
give that to her.
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-Happy birthday.
-Happy birthday!
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Happy Catia Day!
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Happy birthday!
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You can't wipe the smile
off this face.
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And you know what?
People still want to fuck me.
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Honestly.
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I have high hopes for today.
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I want to get lit and
spend it with all my friends.
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Let's fucking get it.
I want to get fucked tonight.
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Where's Nardos?
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Um, where is Nardos?
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Lexie, do you know?
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Fuck, I don't know.
She was...she was out with us.
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She was out with us last night.
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We were just in the club.
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She is nowhere to be seen.
And do you know what?
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I don't actually
remember seeing her
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come home with us
from the clubs.
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Did anyone have a fight
with her last night?
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Is she leaving?
Did something happen?
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Is she with a man?
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We don't know
if it's good or bad.
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Maybe she's going on
a special birthday surprise.
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Maybe she's throwing a surprise
birthday present for you.
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She's buying
all your presents.
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Well,
we'll see what happens.
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It's my golden year.
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I like to be woken up
with breakfast, mimosa.
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-I brought you breakfast.
-Breakfast. Mimosa.
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Two eggs, a sausage
and a shot of protein.
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-You disgust me.
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I 100% like Catia.
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I'm gonna make sure
we all put our effort in
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so today's extra special.
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-Happy birthday, girl.
-Thank you.
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Fit for a fucking queen.
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Oh, Con, you're gonna cop it.
Who poured the water on me?
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-Was it Tom?
-Oh...
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-Yeah, that was Tom.
-Oh, you're gonna cop it.
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Cop it?
I can't wait to cop it.
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She has told me that
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she finds it very hard
to detach emotion from sex.
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But I don't.
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So I pulled back a bit, but...
I don't know.
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We always just end up
gravitating towards each other.
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It's my day! Thank you!
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I might have caught the feels.
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So I don't know
what's on the plan for Catia,
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but if the vibes are right
and the mood is there,
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who am I to say no?
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-How are you feeling?
-Um...
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You know, it's been a big
couple of days for Lily and I.
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Do you feel better that
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you could fully get everything
off your chest yesterday?
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I didn't know how
Lily felt until yesterday.
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I have realised today I can't
continue things with Lexie
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without ruining
the relationship with Lily.
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It's sort of one or the other.
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-We've been fighting.
-Yeah, like, every day.
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-I hate it so much.
-So do I.
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Just want to come up to you
all the time
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and just talk, like, shit
like we used to.
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At the end of the day,
Lexie and I,
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sure, we've kissed a bit,
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but it hasn't really gone
much beyond that
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and I don't even know
if it would.
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I really don't want
to lose my friendship with you,
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and I apologise for making you
feel disrespected
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and like I put you to the side.
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Mmm.
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I am really sorry for that.
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Myself and Lily,
we've been so close throughout.
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I don't just want
to throw that away.
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If you don't feel
the same way, just tell me.
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I feel like me and Tom,
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we're definitely a little bit
more vulnerable as of right
now,
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but it does feel a lot lighter.
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He knows how I feel, and yeah,
he's taking it on board.
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The friendship's
back on the table.
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The benefits
are back on the table.
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Tom knows who Mummy is.
Mummy is me.
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Mummy is Lily,
end of frickin' story.
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Tom and Lily are having
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what looks like to be
a serious conversation,
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and I am feeling
a little bit disappointed.
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We went from sort of like
having this cute little bond,
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and then I think it just died.
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I think I just need to, like,
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back off
with the whole Tom situation.
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I think it's just,
like, flogging a dead horse.
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I have a little
birthday surprise!
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Birthdays are the goddamn best.
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Where's the birthday girl?
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Cati!
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I am so excited
to spread the birthday love.
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-Are these of me?
-Oh, my God.
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-Can I have one you?
-Absolutely.
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-Charlotte is eating me!
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Catia tastes fuckin' amazing.
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-I do have some pretty bad
news. -No!
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Nardos will no longer
be with youse.
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She won't be coming back.
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Unfortunately,
Nardos had to leave
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the Aussie Shore house
last night,
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but I do not want this
to dampen spirits.
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Let's try not
to get too downhearted.
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It is Catia's birthday.
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I felt very close
with Nardos, so it sucks.
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I feel like I've lost
one of my besties in the house.
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Who's Nardos?
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I'm ready to party, fuck,
have fun, get drunk.
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I'm joking. OK.
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So, Catia, you can go out
for birthday lunch.
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You can take
four people with you.
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Who are you going to take?
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I'm gonna say
the girls, and...
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Kyle.
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I feel
absolutely honoured
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to be going to this lunch.
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It is Catia's world, and we
are just living in it.
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Right, well,
youse go get ready.
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The rest of youse have gotta
stay here and tidy the house
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'cause tonight is
birthday house party, where -
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wait for it, because
this is the best part yet -
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there is Catia's
second birthday present coming.
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Oh, my God, it's my birthday!
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I think the special
surprise may either be
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sexy males,
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maybe a contact from home,
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Vietnamese?
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-Right, see youse.
-Thanks, darling.
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Oh, you're so welcome.
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I don't know what it is,
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but my biggest wish is
to be having some birthday sex.
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So...we'll see.
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I'm ready.
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It's my birthday.
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Bad bitch birthday behaviour.
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-Happy birthday!
-Thank you!
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Cheers. Happy Catia Day.
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I think tonight
is gonna be very high energy.
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You think you'll get
any birthday sex?
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I hope so.
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So do you think you'd
sleep with Con, or not?
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Yeah, will it happen,
will it won't?
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I don't know what's
stopping Con and Catia
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from actually sealing
the deal at the moment.
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They have been overthinking
this whole thing.
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What I always find, like,
it's the car rides home
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when he comes out with
that three-quarter charm.
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-Yeah.
-And then...as soon as...
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It's almost like as soon
as youse enter the house,
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it's like, boom.
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There might be
a miracle.
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I might end up getting
that birthday sex.
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I deserve birthday sex
on my birthday.
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You know what? I will have
sex with myself on my birthday
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if it comes down to it.
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I will just say...
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Mate, we're not fuckin' here
to fuck spiders tonight.
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I'm so excited!
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Ah!
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I just wanna see what happens.
Catia, I'm catching up with
you.
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-You...
-Oh, Jaeda!
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If you don't end up naked
in the hot tub tonight,
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we've done our night wrong.
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-Uh-huh.
-Oi!
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Cheers to that!
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-Let's go!
-Cheers to that!
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-Cheers to partying!
-Hey!
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And scull.
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Supplies
for tonight's party.
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-Here we go.
-Bang!
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What the fuck is this?
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While the girls
are out at lunch,
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all of us boys decided
that we'd make Catia's day
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just that little
bit more special.
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Manaaki just kind of
floats around.
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Cooper's got the pump out.
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He's giving it a bit
of a wristy operation.
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Hey!
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Scared the fucking shit
out of me.
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But Con is sweating.
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Do you reckon
she'll be surprised?
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I mean, hopefully she likes it.
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Girls, girls, girls.
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And I just ran out.
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Just running around
like a headless chook.
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He's got a crush.
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I organised a bouquet
for her to come.
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-The cake?
-Flowers.
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I want Con to sleep with Catia.
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They're sort of
beating around the bush
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and flirting with each
other, they're kissing.
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Alrighty.
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-Oh, boy.
-Oh, bro.
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I was thinking
the exact same thing.
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Boyfriend vibes.
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Just hurry the fuck up.
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It's her birthday,
give her a present,
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get upstairs in the shag pad
and get with her!
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Are you gonna give
her your cock for your present?
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00:11:01,241 --> 00:11:03,827
Am I gonna
give her the dick?
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That's the question.
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I mean, she might not want me.
I don't know.
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So what?
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We'll see what happens,
bro. You never know.
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Far out, bro!
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I mean, me and Catia, look,
we vibe a lot with each other,
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but birthdays are
a big thing for anyone.
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You're part of the family,
and we've got to go all out.
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Simple.
251
00:11:27,172 --> 00:11:28,241
Con, hurry up.
252
00:11:28,344 --> 00:11:30,068
You want to be there for
when your girlfriend walks in.
253
00:11:30,172 --> 00:11:32,206
Fuck off.
254
00:11:32,310 --> 00:11:34,206
Con's looking
very flustered right now.
255
00:11:34,310 --> 00:11:35,620
See, we all dressed really shit
256
00:11:35,724 --> 00:11:37,448
so you could look
the best today, Con.
257
00:11:37,551 --> 00:11:39,034
It's pretty cute, actually.
258
00:11:39,137 --> 00:11:40,724
Can you just sit
at the door on one knee, Con?
259
00:11:40,827 --> 00:11:42,413
For when they walk in?
260
00:11:43,448 --> 00:11:45,034
Why? She'll know it's a joke.
261
00:11:46,275 --> 00:11:49,413
Seriously, Con's like
a groom on his wedding day.
262
00:11:53,241 --> 00:11:54,724
Let's do it.
263
00:11:54,827 --> 00:11:56,206
-Alright, they're here.
-They're here.
264
00:11:56,310 --> 00:11:57,931
Stop, drop and roll, boys.
265
00:11:58,034 --> 00:11:59,620
I love youse.
266
00:12:01,931 --> 00:12:04,275
Surprise!
267
00:12:06,413 --> 00:12:11,206
Oh, my God! This is so cute!
268
00:12:13,689 --> 00:12:16,862
I've actually
never had this before.
269
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,620
She's been drinking tequila.
She's fucked.
270
00:12:22,724 --> 00:12:25,482
Oh, my God, this is adorable.
271
00:12:25,586 --> 00:12:29,413
Me and Catia, we sort of have a
very similar personality.
272
00:12:29,517 --> 00:12:31,000
I think she'll like
what I've done.
273
00:12:31,103 --> 00:12:32,206
Come have a look.
Come have a look.
274
00:12:32,310 --> 00:12:35,586
Oh, my God! I knew there was
gonna be a big dick!
275
00:12:35,689 --> 00:12:37,724
I knew there was gonna be
a big dick!
276
00:12:37,827 --> 00:12:40,137
Con has put in
so much effort today.
277
00:12:40,241 --> 00:12:44,000
I can only hope that this party
lives up to the expectations.
278
00:12:44,103 --> 00:12:46,034
Can I just point out,
seriously though,
279
00:12:46,137 --> 00:12:47,517
the three boys did nothing.
280
00:12:47,620 --> 00:12:49,310
-Fuck off, don't fucking start.
-It was Con's idea.
281
00:12:49,413 --> 00:12:51,689
Con did all the setting up,
Con's done it all.
282
00:12:51,793 --> 00:12:53,310
Don't lie,
it was a group effort.
283
00:12:53,413 --> 00:12:54,517
But most of it was Con.
284
00:12:54,620 --> 00:12:56,172
Thanks, Con.
285
00:12:56,275 --> 00:13:00,655
Con did the decorations.
Basically did my whole
birthday.
286
00:13:00,758 --> 00:13:03,275
This is the behaviour
of someone that gets feelings.
287
00:13:03,379 --> 00:13:07,206
And that's where
I'm getting confused here.
288
00:13:07,310 --> 00:13:08,827
Because I'm the one
that's yapping on
289
00:13:08,931 --> 00:13:10,551
about feelings and emotions.
290
00:13:10,655 --> 00:13:12,931
And everyone's like,
"Oh, no, feelings and emotions.
291
00:13:13,034 --> 00:13:14,965
"Like, can't say those words."
292
00:13:15,068 --> 00:13:16,724
Honestly means so much to me.
293
00:13:16,827 --> 00:13:18,896
This is a really
special birthday.
294
00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:21,586
I just want to know
what he's thinking.
295
00:13:21,689 --> 00:13:23,793
He needs to be
straightforward with me.
296
00:13:25,310 --> 00:13:27,034
Tonight is
our fuckin' night, people.
297
00:13:27,137 --> 00:13:30,724
I am getting
loosey as juicy.
298
00:13:30,827 --> 00:13:32,206
That's what's going on tonight.
299
00:13:32,310 --> 00:13:35,448
Get your arseholes ready 'cause
I'm about to be eating them!
300
00:13:35,551 --> 00:13:37,034
Yes! That's my birthday cake!
301
00:13:37,137 --> 00:13:38,931
Everyone have
your arseholes clean.
302
00:13:42,310 --> 00:13:44,034
You look nice.
303
00:13:47,034 --> 00:13:51,172
Cati's my girl.
My best friend in the house.
304
00:13:51,275 --> 00:13:52,620
-I think this is hot. -
I think this is hot too.
305
00:13:52,724 --> 00:13:54,241
-This is hot.
-Yes.
306
00:13:54,344 --> 00:13:56,034
All the attention's
on her tonight.
307
00:13:56,137 --> 00:13:57,965
She's dressing up.
She's gonna get crazy.
308
00:13:58,068 --> 00:14:00,000
She's in a good mood today.
309
00:14:00,103 --> 00:14:03,275
And if anyone's going to start
any drama on her birthday,
310
00:14:03,379 --> 00:14:04,758
I've got her back.
311
00:14:04,862 --> 00:14:06,000
Oi, girls, more shots.
312
00:14:06,103 --> 00:14:08,068
Fabulous, sexy,
313
00:14:08,172 --> 00:14:11,068
hot-arse bitch energy.
314
00:14:11,172 --> 00:14:12,896
My birthday
is so important to me.
315
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,620
I love my birthday.
316
00:14:14,724 --> 00:14:17,413
But I always have expectations
on my birthday,
317
00:14:17,517 --> 00:14:19,758
so sometimes
it ends up in tears.
318
00:14:19,862 --> 00:14:22,344
Sometimes it ends up
in a blackout night.
319
00:14:22,448 --> 00:14:23,517
We'll see what happens.
320
00:14:29,379 --> 00:14:31,000
Oh, it kind of felt good.
Nah.
321
00:14:31,103 --> 00:14:32,586
I love birthday parties.
322
00:14:32,689 --> 00:14:34,724
Tom and Lily
have only just made up,
323
00:14:34,827 --> 00:14:36,620
Nardos has
mysteriously disappeared,
324
00:14:36,724 --> 00:14:38,448
but we are determined
to make it a fun night
325
00:14:38,551 --> 00:14:39,793
for our girl Cati.
326
00:14:39,896 --> 00:14:42,448
I'm coming!
327
00:14:42,551 --> 00:14:44,586
Whoa!
328
00:14:48,689 --> 00:14:51,000
Fuck me dead,
what a body that girl has.
329
00:14:51,103 --> 00:14:52,000
Absolutely amazing.
330
00:14:52,103 --> 00:14:54,689
-Oh, my God!
-Wow!
331
00:14:56,758 --> 00:14:58,137
Thanks!
332
00:15:00,344 --> 00:15:03,448
Oh, Con.
333
00:15:03,551 --> 00:15:05,862
First the house,
now the flowers.
334
00:15:05,965 --> 00:15:07,862
I don't know
how to respond.
335
00:15:07,965 --> 00:15:09,724
Catia's tradition
has always been
336
00:15:09,827 --> 00:15:11,241
to have sex on her birthday.
337
00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:12,620
He knows what he's doing.
338
00:15:12,724 --> 00:15:15,655
That's cute. Tick.
339
00:15:15,758 --> 00:15:17,137
Give her a kiss, Con.
340
00:15:19,517 --> 00:15:21,758
I really appreciate it.
341
00:15:21,862 --> 00:15:24,551
Oh, my God!
This is my fuckin' song!
342
00:15:31,413 --> 00:15:32,965
Then Catia throws the flowers
343
00:15:33,068 --> 00:15:35,724
and Con's heart gets thrown out
the window at the same time.
344
00:15:35,827 --> 00:15:38,517
-Oh, this is my fuckin' song!
-What the fuck?
345
00:15:38,620 --> 00:15:40,206
Guys,
I need your help here.
346
00:15:42,620 --> 00:15:46,724
It was... I can
feel the hurt from over here.
347
00:15:46,827 --> 00:15:48,655
Go, Catia!
348
00:15:48,758 --> 00:15:51,379
There's Catia, and then
there's, yeah, birthday Catia.
349
00:15:51,482 --> 00:15:53,620
We're experiencing
birthday Catia.
350
00:15:55,551 --> 00:15:56,896
100% I'm hurt by it.
351
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,034
But it's her special day.
352
00:15:58,137 --> 00:16:00,034
I'm just gonna shut my mouth
and not say anything.
353
00:16:00,137 --> 00:16:01,965
Spread myself around.
354
00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:13,413
Tonight's
surprise for Catia
355
00:16:13,517 --> 00:16:15,793
is something beyond
her wildest dreams.
356
00:16:15,896 --> 00:16:18,448
He's funny,
he's been on TV,
357
00:16:18,551 --> 00:16:20,689
and my God, he's hot.
358
00:16:20,793 --> 00:16:22,448
There's probably even
boys in the house
359
00:16:22,551 --> 00:16:24,724
that have been dreaming
for this surprise.
360
00:16:31,689 --> 00:16:33,482
Someone's knocking
at the door.
361
00:16:35,448 --> 00:16:38,448
Oh, shit,
someone's at the door.
362
00:16:38,551 --> 00:16:39,793
Drumroll, please!
363
00:16:44,758 --> 00:16:46,724
-What's happening? How are we?
-You're kidding!
364
00:16:46,827 --> 00:16:48,413
I've got a birthday cake
for Catia.
365
00:16:48,517 --> 00:16:49,896
Ring a-ding ding,
it's the king.
366
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,000
What's happening, darling?
How are we?
367
00:16:52,103 --> 00:16:53,068
Ohh!
368
00:16:53,172 --> 00:16:54,620
What have I been missing?
It's a birthday party.
369
00:17:02,448 --> 00:17:03,896
I'm Callum Hole.
370
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,068
The geezer that's been around
the block a couple of times.
371
00:17:06,172 --> 00:17:07,689
And I ain't got any
competition,
372
00:17:07,793 --> 00:17:09,551
and it ain't gonna start
in Aussie Shore.
373
00:17:11,241 --> 00:17:12,724
When a bird sees me rock up,
374
00:17:12,827 --> 00:17:15,103
she's gonna see a crispy lid,
375
00:17:15,206 --> 00:17:18,172
sharp brows and a naughty tan.
376
00:17:18,275 --> 00:17:22,448
Chaos Cal has come in here
for nothing but carnage.
377
00:17:22,551 --> 00:17:24,068
I'm going to be busy
getting rizzy
378
00:17:24,172 --> 00:17:26,310
because your boy
is the Rizzonator.
379
00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:29,793
What the fuck?!
380
00:17:29,896 --> 00:17:32,103
What the fuck?
381
00:17:32,206 --> 00:17:34,620
I've been watching
this man on TV for years,
382
00:17:34,724 --> 00:17:35,931
and then he's right there.
383
00:17:36,034 --> 00:17:37,413
Fuckin' love you!
384
00:17:37,517 --> 00:17:40,103
-Right here, baby!
-I fuckin' love you, Callum!
385
00:17:40,206 --> 00:17:42,310
Callum's rolled in,
he's got this big pair of tits.
386
00:17:42,413 --> 00:17:44,517
Hey, darling!
387
00:17:44,620 --> 00:17:47,137
His energy is through the roof,
but he's talking that quick
388
00:17:47,241 --> 00:17:48,827
we have no fuckin' idea
what he's saying.
389
00:17:51,724 --> 00:17:52,724
Oh, my God.
390
00:17:52,827 --> 00:17:54,827
He's really famous,
but I cannot understand
391
00:17:54,931 --> 00:17:56,000
a single word he is saying.
392
00:17:56,103 --> 00:17:57,931
He's talking 100 miles an hour.
393
00:17:58,034 --> 00:17:59,379
He's talking about...
394
00:17:59,482 --> 00:18:01,620
Honestly, I don't even know
what he's talking about.
395
00:18:01,724 --> 00:18:02,655
Bosh! Bosh!
396
00:18:02,758 --> 00:18:03,896
Vasodilation.
397
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,172
The Rizzonator's gotta come
out.
398
00:18:05,275 --> 00:18:06,862
Rizz, pizz, fizz, and jizz.
399
00:18:06,965 --> 00:18:08,655
She's got a body-ody on her.
400
00:18:08,758 --> 00:18:09,689
Mental, bruv.
401
00:18:09,793 --> 00:18:11,482
That was serious ravioli.
402
00:18:11,586 --> 00:18:12,793
Let's go. Romeo done.
403
00:18:12,896 --> 00:18:14,448
Honestly, like...
404
00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:17,103
I don't know
what his brain thinks.
405
00:18:17,206 --> 00:18:20,379
So, what's bigger,
what's bigger?
406
00:18:20,482 --> 00:18:22,413
Callum is...where it's at.
407
00:18:22,517 --> 00:18:23,862
Can you take a bite
of your titties?
408
00:18:23,965 --> 00:18:25,413
Can we just acknowledge
the size of them?
409
00:18:25,517 --> 00:18:27,517
Oh, my God. Do you know how
hard it was to carry these in?
410
00:18:27,620 --> 00:18:28,620
Accurate.
411
00:18:28,724 --> 00:18:30,172
Like, they're big, they're big.
412
00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:31,655
They're fuckin'
calcium cannons, they are.
413
00:18:33,206 --> 00:18:35,103
He's so sexy.
414
00:18:35,206 --> 00:18:38,206
Like, whoa! Yummy.
415
00:18:38,310 --> 00:18:39,862
I'm glad he's walked
into the house.
416
00:18:39,965 --> 00:18:43,172
Lexie's
eye-fucking Cal!
417
00:18:52,482 --> 00:18:54,206
I know it's Catia's birthday,
418
00:18:54,310 --> 00:18:57,103
but Callum's here
and I don't give a fuck.
419
00:18:57,206 --> 00:19:01,275
I've spent so long getting
played by Tom in this house,
420
00:19:01,379 --> 00:19:03,896
and I'm not gonna waste
any more time.
421
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:10,241
There is a sexy man
in front of me, and I'm hungry.
422
00:19:10,344 --> 00:19:12,310
I'm hungry.
423
00:19:18,310 --> 00:19:21,758
Oh, my God!
424
00:19:23,862 --> 00:19:25,310
Oh, they're
already making out.
425
00:19:25,413 --> 00:19:29,965
Lexie, stop saying
things you don't mean.
426
00:19:30,068 --> 00:19:31,448
"Girl code."
"Girl code." "Girl code."
427
00:19:31,551 --> 00:19:32,827
"I only care about you girls."
428
00:19:32,931 --> 00:19:35,206
As soon as
it's Catia's birthday,
429
00:19:35,310 --> 00:19:38,241
"Oh, my God, Callum,"
love-heart eyes.
430
00:19:40,068 --> 00:19:41,137
What are you doing?
431
00:19:45,413 --> 00:19:47,862
What's going on?
It's my birthday.
432
00:19:47,965 --> 00:19:49,517
I'm like, no-one's
partying with Cati.
433
00:19:49,620 --> 00:19:51,379
I do feel bad for Catia.
434
00:19:51,482 --> 00:19:52,655
I really, really do.
435
00:19:52,758 --> 00:19:55,068
Callum and Lexie
already hooking up?
436
00:19:55,172 --> 00:19:57,000
This has not taken long.
437
00:19:59,517 --> 00:20:02,172
Kind of stole the spotlight
off Catia's birthday.
438
00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:05,413
Like, what the fuck
is going on here?
439
00:20:05,517 --> 00:20:07,931
Like, oh...
440
00:20:09,206 --> 00:20:10,206
It's Catia's birthday,
441
00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:12,724
and this bloke
has absolutely rocked up
442
00:20:12,827 --> 00:20:15,344
and stirred shit
the fuck up.
443
00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:17,034
Right now, I'm pissed off.
444
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,310
I need
to get comfortable.
445
00:20:21,413 --> 00:20:22,724
Catia's fired up,
446
00:20:22,827 --> 00:20:24,517
she thinks
girl code's been broken.
447
00:20:24,620 --> 00:20:26,034
What else
do I need to do out here
448
00:20:26,137 --> 00:20:27,413
to get the attention?
449
00:20:27,517 --> 00:20:29,000
I love birthdays.
450
00:20:29,103 --> 00:20:31,517
I know I can be
a bit of a birthday menace,
451
00:20:31,620 --> 00:20:34,241
but I just want everyone
to have a good time.
452
00:20:38,206 --> 00:20:40,551
I wanted to get changed
for new vibes, new energy.
453
00:20:40,655 --> 00:20:42,793
Let's get the show on the road.
454
00:21:02,689 --> 00:21:04,310
We've spent so much time
in this house
455
00:21:04,413 --> 00:21:06,689
dealing with the Lily drama,
the Tom drama,
456
00:21:06,793 --> 00:21:08,000
the Lily and Tom drama.
457
00:21:08,103 --> 00:21:09,344
Now that that's over,
458
00:21:09,448 --> 00:21:12,241
I feel like we can have
a great family night together.
459
00:21:12,344 --> 00:21:14,827
But Callum and Lexie
running off, not it.
460
00:21:19,448 --> 00:21:22,689
and I'll cry if I want to
461
00:21:29,896 --> 00:21:32,413
So Lexi and Callum
are hooking up in the corner,
462
00:21:32,517 --> 00:21:34,068
and it's full killing the vibe.
463
00:21:34,172 --> 00:21:36,827
This is Catia's birthday,
it's not high school.
464
00:21:36,931 --> 00:21:39,275
Come on, guys, get it together.
465
00:21:39,379 --> 00:21:42,517
For fuck's sakes,
I walk down there, new vibes,
466
00:21:42,620 --> 00:21:45,310
it doesn't feel like
we're partying with Cati.
467
00:21:45,413 --> 00:21:48,551
Surprise, surprise.
Happy birthday.
468
00:21:48,655 --> 00:21:50,689
Well, at least
the tits look nice.
469
00:21:50,793 --> 00:21:52,448
I set the vibe for my birthday,
470
00:21:52,551 --> 00:21:56,344
but when people aren't
reciprocating that vibe,
471
00:21:56,448 --> 00:21:58,482
why the hell would I want
to celebrate my birthday
472
00:21:58,586 --> 00:22:00,379
with people that aren't
reciprocating that vibe?
473
00:22:00,482 --> 00:22:03,551
You know what? Cati out.
474
00:22:03,655 --> 00:22:06,241
I'm not having it.
My energy's just low.
475
00:22:06,344 --> 00:22:07,965
I can't enjoy my night.
476
00:22:09,344 --> 00:22:13,586
I tried to radiate that energy.
477
00:22:14,827 --> 00:22:16,344
I just know that
478
00:22:16,448 --> 00:22:20,448
if it was anyone else's
birthday
479
00:22:20,551 --> 00:22:23,586
I'd be doing
everything for them.
480
00:22:25,931 --> 00:22:28,034
'Cause that's what I do.
481
00:22:29,344 --> 00:22:30,724
Hey, where's Catia?
482
00:22:30,827 --> 00:22:32,103
No, you stay, you stay.
483
00:22:34,172 --> 00:22:35,413
Listen, I think we all thought
484
00:22:35,517 --> 00:22:37,586
tonight was gonna be
drama free, but...
485
00:22:37,689 --> 00:22:39,482
evidently that's not the case.
486
00:22:42,310 --> 00:22:44,103
No. I'm OK. Thank you.
487
00:22:44,206 --> 00:22:45,275
Are you sure?
488
00:22:45,379 --> 00:22:46,482
I feel terrible.
489
00:22:46,586 --> 00:22:50,827
Is there anything that we can
do to fix the situation?
490
00:22:50,931 --> 00:22:52,000
It's Catia's big day,
491
00:22:52,103 --> 00:22:54,689
and she expects everyone
to be around from the family
492
00:22:54,793 --> 00:22:56,206
to make her day special.
493
00:22:56,310 --> 00:22:58,586
And when she sees Lexie
not being around the party,
494
00:22:58,689 --> 00:22:59,758
she's not happy.
495
00:22:59,862 --> 00:23:02,655
I'm trying my best
to work this out for her.
496
00:23:11,448 --> 00:23:14,689
Boys, it's time to show Catia
how much we fuckin' love her.
497
00:23:14,793 --> 00:23:16,827
Cati! Stay there!
498
00:23:16,931 --> 00:23:20,551
Let's party with Cati!
499
00:23:20,655 --> 00:23:22,655
Hey!
500
00:23:22,758 --> 00:23:25,000
Hey, baby! My name's Catia.
501
00:23:25,103 --> 00:23:27,724
I'm from fuckin' Brisbane.
502
00:23:27,827 --> 00:23:30,000
No way
this is happening right now.
503
00:23:30,103 --> 00:23:32,965
It's Cati!
It's Cati! It's Cati!
504
00:23:33,068 --> 00:23:37,896
Nailed it. From the hair to the
skimpy dress, I loved it.
505
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:39,965
-This is birthday behaviour.
-It's Cati! It's Cati!
506
00:23:40,068 --> 00:23:41,206
Big yes.
507
00:23:41,310 --> 00:23:44,034
My mood? Back on, we are.
508
00:23:44,137 --> 00:23:45,724
Alright, let's party with Cati.
509
00:23:48,137 --> 00:23:49,896
Aagghh...
510
00:23:50,896 --> 00:23:52,172
Smack it again, baby!
511
00:23:53,413 --> 00:23:55,034
Oi, we're back, baby.
512
00:23:55,137 --> 00:23:56,896
This is the best.
513
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:58,137
Aussies
know how to party.
514
00:23:58,241 --> 00:23:59,758
That's it. Through and through.
D'you know what I mean?
515
00:23:59,862 --> 00:24:01,000
But these lot?
516
00:24:01,103 --> 00:24:02,862
They're, like, the party
people, d'you know what I mean?
517
00:24:02,965 --> 00:24:04,517
Like, they keep
going and going and going.
518
00:24:05,862 --> 00:24:07,793
This is chaos. I love the
chaos.
519
00:24:15,896 --> 00:24:17,275
Oh, my God,
get a room.
520
00:24:17,379 --> 00:24:19,034
Cati, this is
your birthday, bitch!
521
00:24:19,137 --> 00:24:20,379
Whoo!
522
00:24:30,551 --> 00:24:33,379
Mmm! I love them!
523
00:24:39,448 --> 00:24:41,965
Alright, let's go.
524
00:24:42,068 --> 00:24:45,103
I don't think I welcomed Callum
into the house this evening.
525
00:24:45,206 --> 00:24:47,655
So, what are you saying?
Tell me.
526
00:24:47,758 --> 00:24:50,965
I was just absorbed
in my own emotion.
527
00:24:51,068 --> 00:24:54,896
And I love new guests.
528
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:57,068
I love inviting new energy.
529
00:24:57,172 --> 00:24:59,241
You are crazy, bruv.
530
00:24:59,344 --> 00:25:01,413
Oh, my God.
I'm the Mad Hatter.
531
00:25:02,241 --> 00:25:03,137
I am.
532
00:25:03,241 --> 00:25:04,620
Is that fair?
Fuckin' done.
533
00:25:04,724 --> 00:25:06,413
What...what the fuck?
534
00:25:06,517 --> 00:25:09,275
I'm starting to get
really over it.
535
00:25:09,379 --> 00:25:10,551
I feel disrespected.
536
00:25:10,655 --> 00:25:12,448
I promise you, I will not
fucking talk to her again.
537
00:25:12,551 --> 00:25:13,586
I fully get it.
538
00:25:13,689 --> 00:25:15,413
Con's put in all this effort
for Cati's birthday,
539
00:25:15,517 --> 00:25:16,965
and she's basically
just barred him for Cal.
540
00:25:17,068 --> 00:25:18,482
So I'd be pissed off as well.
541
00:25:19,862 --> 00:25:21,413
You can tell,
Con's in love with Catia.
542
00:25:21,517 --> 00:25:22,448
I'm all about family,
but fuck that.
543
00:25:22,551 --> 00:25:23,655
You're not part of the family.
See ya later.
544
00:25:31,206 --> 00:25:33,344
It honestly hurt, because...
545
00:25:33,448 --> 00:25:35,000
it just feels like
everything I've done
546
00:25:35,103 --> 00:25:36,965
has gone out the window,
forgotten about.
547
00:25:37,068 --> 00:25:38,068
What's wrong with you?
548
00:25:38,172 --> 00:25:40,241
It's... Honestly?
It's actually a fuckin' joke.
549
00:25:40,344 --> 00:25:42,724
Did we kiss down there? No.
550
00:25:42,827 --> 00:25:44,068
I couldn't give a fuck
if you kissed or talked.
551
00:25:45,586 --> 00:25:46,655
Well, then, why are you upset?
552
00:25:46,758 --> 00:25:47,724
It has nothing
to do with Callum.
553
00:25:47,827 --> 00:25:48,862
Callum? Great guy.
554
00:25:48,965 --> 00:25:50,000
-No, what...
-You?
555
00:25:50,103 --> 00:25:51,103
What does it have to do with
me?
556
00:25:52,344 --> 00:25:53,655
-Why?
-I'm going to bed.
557
00:25:53,758 --> 00:25:56,068
Well, you know what?
You're a fuckin' bitch.
558
00:25:56,172 --> 00:25:57,896
OK. Bye!
559
00:25:58,000 --> 00:25:59,068
Fuck off.
560
00:25:59,172 --> 00:26:02,206
Everything I've done
to make your day so perfect -
561
00:26:02,310 --> 00:26:04,724
I send you out with the girls,
send youse to lunch,
562
00:26:04,827 --> 00:26:06,172
so youse have...are distracted,
563
00:26:06,275 --> 00:26:07,758
you come home
to a surprise party,
564
00:26:07,862 --> 00:26:09,103
the house fully decorated,
565
00:26:09,206 --> 00:26:10,655
food everywhere,
drinks are flowing.
566
00:26:11,931 --> 00:26:14,724
And after all that,
that's what I cop?
567
00:26:14,827 --> 00:26:16,000
That's bullshit.
568
00:26:23,551 --> 00:26:26,000
Come to bed.
Come brush your teeth.
569
00:26:29,034 --> 00:26:31,413
We're going to bed.
See you in the morning.
570
00:26:32,448 --> 00:26:34,862
I think Callum is gonna sleep
in Lexie's bed tonight.
571
00:26:34,965 --> 00:26:37,103
And to be honest,
I couldn't give a fuck.
572
00:26:37,206 --> 00:26:38,965
It's a fuckin' free pass out.
573
00:26:40,482 --> 00:26:41,724
This'll be good, baby.
574
00:26:41,827 --> 00:26:43,206
No, but I missed you.
575
00:26:48,034 --> 00:26:49,413
Oh, my God.
576
00:26:49,517 --> 00:26:52,482
Literally,
I'm going to bed with Callum.
577
00:26:52,586 --> 00:26:55,413
Surely this isn't a dream.
Surely this is happening.
578
00:26:55,517 --> 00:26:57,206
Like... Oh...
579
00:27:02,413 --> 00:27:05,137
If you have sex in here,
I'm gonna kick off.
580
00:27:33,517 --> 00:27:35,413
Rise and shine.
581
00:27:35,517 --> 00:27:37,413
Me and Callum
slept in the same bed.
582
00:27:37,517 --> 00:27:40,000
There was
a little bit of touching.
583
00:27:41,206 --> 00:27:44,379
The vibes were
very flirty, and...
584
00:27:44,482 --> 00:27:46,551
Yeah, he's just so fit!
585
00:27:46,655 --> 00:27:49,931
So it's, like, it makes things
really fucking enjoyable.
586
00:27:50,034 --> 00:27:52,551
What happened last night,
that was chaos, bruv!
587
00:27:52,655 --> 00:27:54,000
Like, I've bounced in last
night
588
00:27:54,103 --> 00:27:55,758
thinking it would just be
a quick in-and-out job,
589
00:27:55,862 --> 00:27:57,000
drop the cake and bounce,
590
00:27:57,103 --> 00:27:58,344
but honestly, it is fun
591
00:27:58,448 --> 00:28:00,241
and I can tell
that these lot love to party,
592
00:28:00,344 --> 00:28:02,482
so I think I'm gonna have to
stay for a couple of days
593
00:28:02,586 --> 00:28:03,896
and soak this up while I can.
594
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,379
There's not long left, but
I'm gonna make the most of it.
595
00:28:06,482 --> 00:28:08,206
Last night was carnage.
596
00:28:08,310 --> 00:28:09,827
Carnage.
597
00:28:09,931 --> 00:28:11,241
It was a lot.
598
00:28:13,206 --> 00:28:15,103
Good morning.
599
00:28:15,206 --> 00:28:17,413
Oh, my God,
you look rough as sandpaper.
600
00:28:17,517 --> 00:28:19,344
No offence, babe,
but fuckin' hell!
601
00:28:19,448 --> 00:28:20,862
How was your birthday?
602
00:28:20,965 --> 00:28:24,448
My birthday was
a roller-coaster of emotions,
603
00:28:24,551 --> 00:28:26,206
and I feel like that's
604
00:28:26,310 --> 00:28:28,655
a pretty standard
birthday behaviour thing.
605
00:28:28,758 --> 00:28:30,931
But this morning,
606
00:28:31,034 --> 00:28:33,034
I've woken up,
607
00:28:33,137 --> 00:28:35,793
new day, new mindset.
608
00:28:35,896 --> 00:28:39,344
Fresh page. Fresh start.
Fresh day. I'm here for it.
609
00:28:43,620 --> 00:28:46,137
Good morning. Good morning.
610
00:28:46,241 --> 00:28:48,448
So, this morning,
I woke up in the shag pad.
611
00:28:50,068 --> 00:28:51,724
Um, yeah.
612
00:28:51,827 --> 00:28:53,724
Tom's barred Lexie.
613
00:28:53,827 --> 00:28:55,206
I always knew
it was gonna happen again.
614
00:28:55,310 --> 00:28:56,551
It was kind of perfect.
615
00:28:56,655 --> 00:28:58,068
Like, I was
about to go up to her
616
00:28:58,172 --> 00:28:59,482
and tell her
that we're just friends.
617
00:28:59,586 --> 00:29:00,827
I am in a situation
618
00:29:00,931 --> 00:29:03,793
which is proving hard
to meet other people,
619
00:29:03,896 --> 00:29:06,758
but it is hard
because part of me's like,
620
00:29:06,862 --> 00:29:08,827
I don't even know
if I want to meet other people
621
00:29:08,931 --> 00:29:12,448
or if I'm just, like, happy in
the situation I've got.
622
00:29:14,379 --> 00:29:17,000
Nah, I don't have the feels.
I don't have the feels.
623
00:29:18,620 --> 00:29:19,758
Nah, I don't.
624
00:29:19,862 --> 00:29:21,965
It's good to have
my best friend back.
625
00:29:22,068 --> 00:29:23,034
Mm.
626
00:29:28,241 --> 00:29:29,517
Alright.
627
00:29:29,620 --> 00:29:32,068
Shall we address
the elephant in the room?
628
00:29:32,172 --> 00:29:34,000
What's the elephant
in the room? You tell me.
629
00:29:34,103 --> 00:29:36,724
Last night,
Con was pissed off at me,
630
00:29:36,827 --> 00:29:39,103
which leaves me
feeling confused.
631
00:29:39,206 --> 00:29:41,517
I don't know what I said or
did.
632
00:29:41,620 --> 00:29:45,517
Feeling like there's
an awkward, off vibe.
633
00:29:45,620 --> 00:29:47,517
What's wrong?
634
00:29:49,586 --> 00:29:51,931
What did I do wrong?
635
00:29:52,034 --> 00:29:53,896
What the fuck is that? Like...
636
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,068
I went to the effort
to make your day special,
637
00:29:56,172 --> 00:29:58,586
to make sure that everything
you wanted to come true would.
638
00:29:58,689 --> 00:30:01,586
Which isn't fucking easy
where we are. It's hard.
639
00:30:01,689 --> 00:30:04,793
So when I see that effort
literally get thrown away...
640
00:30:06,620 --> 00:30:08,172
it's not...it's not
an amazing feeling.
641
00:30:08,275 --> 00:30:09,310
I done my best
642
00:30:09,413 --> 00:30:10,551
to do whatever the fuck
you wanted to do yesterday,
643
00:30:10,655 --> 00:30:11,724
like, try to make it your day.
644
00:30:11,827 --> 00:30:13,068
Yeah.
645
00:30:13,172 --> 00:30:14,413
You were in your bed crying, I
made sure I was there for you.
646
00:30:14,517 --> 00:30:15,413
You got angry at Lexie
647
00:30:15,517 --> 00:30:16,724
taking the limelight
away from your birthday,
648
00:30:16,827 --> 00:30:18,000
which is fair enough.
649
00:30:18,103 --> 00:30:19,310
But the second YOU could
fuck off with Callum,
650
00:30:19,413 --> 00:30:20,310
you done the same thing.
651
00:30:20,413 --> 00:30:22,068
It's MY birthday.
652
00:30:24,137 --> 00:30:26,551
Ugh. Them two are just...
653
00:30:28,034 --> 00:30:29,793
They're like a bomb
654
00:30:29,896 --> 00:30:33,275
that is just
going off constantly.
655
00:30:33,379 --> 00:30:34,862
-It's hypocritical.
-How's it hypocritical?
656
00:30:34,965 --> 00:30:37,793
Your points are
invalid, invalid, invalid.
657
00:30:37,896 --> 00:30:40,068
It's like, you either
need to sleep together
658
00:30:40,172 --> 00:30:42,137
or, like, stop hooking up.
659
00:30:42,241 --> 00:30:44,586
It's just, like...
it's almost toxic.
660
00:30:44,689 --> 00:30:45,620
Even the flowers -
like, you came...
661
00:30:45,724 --> 00:30:47,172
The second you got them
you launched them.
662
00:30:47,275 --> 00:30:48,172
What do you mean,
663
00:30:48,275 --> 00:30:49,758
the second I got the flowers
I launched them?
664
00:30:49,862 --> 00:30:51,172
My song came on.
665
00:30:51,275 --> 00:30:53,551
You could've given me a Rolex
and that would've been
launched.
666
00:30:56,103 --> 00:30:58,689
It's super confusing with Con.
667
00:30:58,793 --> 00:31:00,482
Con is coming in hot,
668
00:31:00,586 --> 00:31:03,724
setting up the whole house,
flowers...
669
00:31:03,827 --> 00:31:07,103
Feels a bit like
boyfriend material, but...
670
00:31:07,206 --> 00:31:08,517
he's...
671
00:31:08,620 --> 00:31:10,344
he doesn't want a girlfriend.
672
00:31:13,034 --> 00:31:15,310
I can't keep on doing this.
673
00:31:16,724 --> 00:31:18,793
It didn't have to be blown up
to that degree.
674
00:31:18,896 --> 00:31:20,793
-I didn't say a word to you.
-That's the issue.
675
00:31:20,896 --> 00:31:22,137
You didn't say a word to me.
676
00:31:22,241 --> 00:31:23,689
'Cause it's
your fuckin' birthday!
677
00:31:25,448 --> 00:31:27,896
This is awkward.
678
00:31:28,965 --> 00:31:30,206
I was actually sitting up,
"You know what?
679
00:31:30,310 --> 00:31:31,482
"I don't wanna kick off
on her birthday.
680
00:31:31,586 --> 00:31:32,862
"It's her day.
I'll shut my mouth."
681
00:31:32,965 --> 00:31:34,310
That's worse sometimes.
682
00:31:34,413 --> 00:31:35,655
It's called avoiding the
problem
683
00:31:35,758 --> 00:31:37,137
until I can talk to you
about it calmly, 'cause...
684
00:31:37,241 --> 00:31:38,931
I don't like avoiding problems.
685
00:31:39,034 --> 00:31:40,758
When you're drunk,
you can't handle your shit.
686
00:31:40,862 --> 00:31:42,068
You're being
a little fuckin' bitch.
687
00:31:42,172 --> 00:31:44,275
OK. All good.
Make your bed, lay in it.
688
00:31:44,379 --> 00:31:46,275
Fuckin', I actually don't even
take back my words.
689
00:31:46,379 --> 00:31:47,793
You're a sook, and that's it.
690
00:31:47,896 --> 00:31:49,206
I'm fuckin' sticking by that.
691
00:31:49,310 --> 00:31:50,793
-Have a nice day.
-And here comes the sook.
692
00:31:50,896 --> 00:31:53,310
Not saying anything.
Walking away.
693
00:31:53,413 --> 00:31:54,758
I'm not sooking.
I'm laughing at you.
694
00:31:54,862 --> 00:31:56,413
-'Cause you're a fuckin' joke.
695
00:31:56,517 --> 00:31:58,827
Sook walks away, as per usual.
696
00:31:58,931 --> 00:32:00,758
Yep.
I'm getting really over it.
697
00:32:01,758 --> 00:32:02,793
Awkward!
698
00:32:04,034 --> 00:32:05,551
I'm not being
a fuckin' sook.
699
00:32:05,655 --> 00:32:08,517
The reason I walk away is
trying to avoid the conflict.
700
00:32:08,620 --> 00:32:09,724
I'm not running from anything.
701
00:32:09,827 --> 00:32:11,689
I'll tell you right now,
no-one's running from you.
702
00:32:11,793 --> 00:32:12,896
-Huh?
-No-one's running from you.
703
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:14,068
You were literally running.
704
00:32:14,172 --> 00:32:16,000
When I have nothing left
to say to someone,
705
00:32:16,103 --> 00:32:17,206
what do I sit and do?
706
00:32:17,310 --> 00:32:18,689
Sit and look in your eyes?
707
00:32:18,793 --> 00:32:20,482
-No.
-Well, then, what?
708
00:32:20,586 --> 00:32:22,206
OK, so you're done here.
709
00:32:22,310 --> 00:32:24,172
Means of resolution.
710
00:32:24,275 --> 00:32:26,034
What's the resolution, then?
711
00:32:26,137 --> 00:32:28,000
OK, you say your point,
I say my point.
712
00:32:28,103 --> 00:32:30,344
If we can't see eye to eye,
means of resolution.
713
00:32:30,448 --> 00:32:32,000
And I'm willing to pipe it down
714
00:32:32,103 --> 00:32:34,448
and understand your perspective
and your emotions.
715
00:32:34,551 --> 00:32:35,896
And I'm sorry.
716
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:38,620
I'm sorry that
I threw the flowers,
717
00:32:38,724 --> 00:32:43,551
and me saying that you're
a bitch and you're not a man.
718
00:32:43,655 --> 00:32:46,586
In the height of my emotions,
I just wanted a response
719
00:32:46,689 --> 00:32:48,137
and I wasn't getting a
response,
720
00:32:48,241 --> 00:32:51,448
so I'm gonna stoop below
the belt with some of my calls
721
00:32:51,551 --> 00:32:53,724
to get...to try
to get a response.
722
00:32:53,827 --> 00:32:56,551
Alright, please,
no more of this shit.
723
00:32:56,655 --> 00:32:58,551
If anyone has a problem
and wants to talk to me,
724
00:32:58,655 --> 00:32:59,965
come talk to me, one on one.
725
00:33:00,068 --> 00:33:01,724
and if there's an issue,
we'll sort it out.
726
00:33:03,827 --> 00:33:06,551
Get up. Give me a hug.
There's no drama.
727
00:33:06,655 --> 00:33:08,689
We'll just leave it.
But no more, please.
728
00:33:10,379 --> 00:33:12,172
You right?
729
00:33:19,275 --> 00:33:23,586
-Hello!
730
00:33:23,689 --> 00:33:25,482
Oh, my goodness!
731
00:33:25,586 --> 00:33:27,103
You look gorg.
732
00:33:27,206 --> 00:33:30,137
Oh, my God!
It's the worst it's ever been!
733
00:33:30,241 --> 00:33:33,758
This house is
absolutely disgusting.
734
00:33:33,862 --> 00:33:36,068
How does it get this bad?
735
00:33:36,172 --> 00:33:38,172
You'd swear an atomic
bomb has gone off in here.
736
00:33:38,275 --> 00:33:41,000
It is worse than when
I was in Geordie Shore,
737
00:33:41,103 --> 00:33:43,206
and that is saying something.
738
00:33:43,310 --> 00:33:45,103
There's work today.
739
00:33:45,206 --> 00:33:47,137
Callum! Get ready.
740
00:33:47,241 --> 00:33:50,482
Today it is the aquarium.
741
00:33:50,586 --> 00:33:52,655
And I'm not gonna pick -
742
00:33:52,758 --> 00:33:54,655
I want some volunteers.
743
00:33:56,655 --> 00:33:58,344
Oh! That was really easy.
744
00:33:58,448 --> 00:34:01,586
The rest of youse are gonna
stay home and clean, yeah?
745
00:34:01,689 --> 00:34:03,620
Don't know really
what an aquarium is,
746
00:34:03,724 --> 00:34:04,965
but I'm grateful
to be doing that
747
00:34:05,068 --> 00:34:06,241
and not cleaning up the house
748
00:34:06,344 --> 00:34:08,379
'cause the house
is in an absolute way.
749
00:34:08,482 --> 00:34:10,034
-You enjoy, enjoy, enjoy.
-Yes!
750
00:34:10,137 --> 00:34:11,275
-See you later.
-Good luck.
751
00:34:11,379 --> 00:34:13,103
-See ya!
-See ya, Mummy!
752
00:34:13,206 --> 00:34:14,448
Bye!
753
00:34:21,551 --> 00:34:24,172
What animals would you guys
like to see at the aquarium
today?
754
00:34:24,275 --> 00:34:26,000
-Shark!
-Penguin.
755
00:34:26,103 --> 00:34:27,896
These guys think
they're volunteering
756
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:29,206
for a fun day at the aquarium.
757
00:34:29,310 --> 00:34:30,965
I wanna see a starfish.
758
00:34:31,068 --> 00:34:33,482
I'm thinking maybe I'm feeding
some, like, little fishies.
759
00:34:33,586 --> 00:34:34,793
Maybe some goldfish.
760
00:34:34,896 --> 00:34:37,275
-We're here!
-Yes! Let's go!
761
00:34:39,793 --> 00:34:42,655
Behind the scenes
at the aquarium is cool,
762
00:34:42,758 --> 00:34:44,379
but not for this lot.
763
00:34:44,482 --> 00:34:46,827
These guys
are gonna be grafting.
764
00:34:46,931 --> 00:34:49,482
This is where we make all
the products for all the fish
765
00:34:49,586 --> 00:34:51,310
every single day.
766
00:34:52,758 --> 00:34:54,862
-Nah, brother.
-Pretty nice, isn't it?
767
00:34:54,965 --> 00:34:56,310
It looks like
768
00:34:56,413 --> 00:35:00,034
three-day-festival-old minge
with bacteria -
769
00:35:00,137 --> 00:35:01,896
so, like, very fishy.
770
00:35:03,448 --> 00:35:05,758
Even breathing this,
this can't be healthy for me.
771
00:35:05,862 --> 00:35:08,137
I reckon this is
workplace health and safety.
772
00:35:08,241 --> 00:35:10,172
It's fuckin' putile.
773
00:35:10,275 --> 00:35:13,275
What I need you to do is grab
some lettuce from there.
774
00:35:13,379 --> 00:35:15,310
We're just gonna be dealing
with lettuce for the turtles
today.
775
00:35:15,413 --> 00:35:17,068
I don't know what fish
they have in that aquarium,
776
00:35:17,172 --> 00:35:18,896
but I ain't never seen
a fish eat lettuce.
777
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:20,413
Look how many he's given us!
778
00:35:20,517 --> 00:35:21,827
Get to work, brother.
779
00:35:21,931 --> 00:35:23,137
Nah...
780
00:35:23,241 --> 00:35:24,862
-Yeah, it works.
-Nah, I'm on it. I'm on it.
781
00:35:24,965 --> 00:35:26,310
-It works.
-I'm on it.
782
00:35:26,413 --> 00:35:27,862
A little bit
of flirting on the job
783
00:35:27,965 --> 00:35:30,172
with Callum and Lexie,
but I'm not letting Callum off.
784
00:35:30,275 --> 00:35:32,827
He's got a pretty face,
but pretty faces can work.
785
00:35:32,931 --> 00:35:35,137
This one's working,
so his one can as well.
786
00:35:37,586 --> 00:35:39,896
-Come on, mate.
787
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:41,344
-It's...
-Oh, yuck! My...
788
00:35:41,448 --> 00:35:42,862
Oh, it's slimy!
789
00:35:42,965 --> 00:35:44,827
Con and Jaeda
don't have a clue
790
00:35:44,931 --> 00:35:46,551
what they're putting
their hands into.
791
00:35:46,655 --> 00:35:49,655
They are dealing
with turtle poo.
792
00:35:49,758 --> 00:35:51,482
Can this get any better?
793
00:35:51,586 --> 00:35:52,758
-It's...
794
00:35:52,862 --> 00:35:53,758
Oh, yuck.
795
00:35:53,862 --> 00:35:56,241
Literal turtle shit.
Turtle shit!
796
00:35:58,827 --> 00:36:00,068
What the fuck?
797
00:36:02,172 --> 00:36:03,448
Bro, my hand was in that!
798
00:36:06,103 --> 00:36:08,034
This is actually disgusting.
799
00:36:08,137 --> 00:36:09,827
Eugh!
800
00:36:09,931 --> 00:36:12,379
Cleaning the house
is better than this right now.
801
00:36:14,137 --> 00:36:15,965
-Are you ready?
-Oh, fuck.
802
00:36:16,068 --> 00:36:18,068
I'm just gonna throw out
all this bread.
803
00:36:18,172 --> 00:36:20,413
I'm feeling a bit
anxious and emotional
804
00:36:20,517 --> 00:36:21,931
after that chat with Con.
805
00:36:22,034 --> 00:36:25,793
Yeah, just everything
we see, just chuck out.
806
00:36:25,896 --> 00:36:27,689
-Hummus...
807
00:36:27,793 --> 00:36:29,827
I don't go to work.
808
00:36:29,931 --> 00:36:33,517
I mean, cleaning
is really good for the mind,
809
00:36:33,620 --> 00:36:36,068
but cleaning this mess
is next-level.
810
00:36:36,172 --> 00:36:39,137
I shouldn't be cleaning up
my mess on my birthday.
811
00:36:39,241 --> 00:36:41,068
No. It's my birth week!
812
00:36:41,172 --> 00:36:43,275
-This is fucked. I...
-Oh, my God.
813
00:36:45,241 --> 00:36:46,896
There's a fly in it!
814
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:50,758
Oh, my God!
815
00:36:50,862 --> 00:36:52,793
Chuck it.
816
00:36:52,896 --> 00:36:54,448
That can go.
817
00:36:54,551 --> 00:36:57,413
Yuck! There's fuckin'
shit in my toes!
818
00:36:59,724 --> 00:37:01,379
-Eugh!
819
00:37:01,482 --> 00:37:03,827
Fuckin' look at
all the shit on the walls.
820
00:37:03,931 --> 00:37:05,482
More than a stitch-up.
That is...
821
00:37:05,586 --> 00:37:07,206
Me and Charlotte,
we're gonna have some words.
822
00:37:07,310 --> 00:37:09,137
For a long...good time.
823
00:37:11,034 --> 00:37:13,068
Do these hands look like
they're made for turtle shit?
824
00:37:13,172 --> 00:37:16,344
Do these nails look like
they're made for turtle shit?!
825
00:37:16,448 --> 00:37:18,793
Job done. These nails
need some beauty care.
826
00:37:18,896 --> 00:37:20,241
-Let's go.
-We're out, we're out.
827
00:37:20,344 --> 00:37:22,275
-Dark, bro.
-I need a shower!
828
00:37:23,655 --> 00:37:25,724
I'll be honest,
I'm actually ready for a nap.
829
00:37:26,965 --> 00:37:29,655
Oh, my God! One of
Nardos's nails is here.
830
00:37:29,758 --> 00:37:31,655
A little piece of Nardos
is still with us.
831
00:37:31,758 --> 00:37:32,724
Throw it out the window.
832
00:37:34,172 --> 00:37:36,103
Nah, that's bad luck, babe.
Kick that out.
833
00:37:36,206 --> 00:37:37,206
Get that shit out.
834
00:37:37,310 --> 00:37:39,241
Get it out the car
before we crash.
835
00:37:48,724 --> 00:37:51,551
Plan of attack
for tonight, ladies?
836
00:37:51,655 --> 00:37:53,241
So, last night was messy.
837
00:37:53,344 --> 00:37:54,793
We need to show Callum
838
00:37:54,896 --> 00:37:57,379
what Cairns is all about,
what we're all about,
839
00:37:57,482 --> 00:38:00,413
and show him that we are way
better than whatever that was.
840
00:38:00,517 --> 00:38:01,724
He's not ready.
841
00:38:01,827 --> 00:38:04,275
Tonight, I'm here for the vibe,
the good time.
842
00:38:04,379 --> 00:38:07,758
I am ready for
a night out, a bit of fun.
843
00:38:07,862 --> 00:38:11,103
This is my first night with
Callum out, and I am pumped.
844
00:38:11,206 --> 00:38:13,551
It's just like,
the vibe's there.
845
00:38:13,655 --> 00:38:15,137
The vibe is there.
846
00:38:15,241 --> 00:38:16,862
Bro, I might just
rock the jeans.
847
00:38:16,965 --> 00:38:18,172
He's very cheeky.
848
00:38:18,275 --> 00:38:20,551
Like, you know when you get,
like, those...?
849
00:38:20,655 --> 00:38:22,172
-Fanny flutters?
-Fanny flutters?
850
00:38:22,275 --> 00:38:23,517
Yeah. I didn't wanna
say the word.
851
00:38:23,620 --> 00:38:25,206
It's that feeling.
852
00:38:25,310 --> 00:38:26,896
I wanted
some fresh meat.
853
00:38:28,137 --> 00:38:29,827
Callum's a steak.
854
00:38:29,931 --> 00:38:31,655
Cheers to a good night.
855
00:38:31,758 --> 00:38:32,793
Yes-ah!
856
00:38:32,896 --> 00:38:34,206
Lock it in.
857
00:38:34,310 --> 00:38:37,586
I think Callum is probably
gonna shake shit up with the
girls.
858
00:38:37,689 --> 00:38:39,310
Let's just see
if he can back it up.
859
00:38:39,413 --> 00:38:40,724
Yeah!
860
00:38:40,827 --> 00:38:42,206
Speak of the devil.
861
00:38:42,310 --> 00:38:44,068
-Speak of the devil!
-Hey!
862
00:38:47,793 --> 00:38:48,862
Last night was messy.
863
00:38:48,965 --> 00:38:50,689
And it's amazing
to have Callum here
864
00:38:50,793 --> 00:38:52,172
and we can't wait to show him
865
00:38:52,275 --> 00:38:54,551
this energy that Cairns has,
and what we do.
866
00:38:54,655 --> 00:38:56,724
This is gonna get sloppy
real quick, boysies.
867
00:38:56,827 --> 00:38:58,206
Real quick, bruv.
868
00:38:59,344 --> 00:39:00,758
Let's get it.
869
00:39:01,862 --> 00:39:04,000
OK. So, ladies...
870
00:39:05,517 --> 00:39:07,482
-Dilemm.
-What?
871
00:39:07,586 --> 00:39:08,827
It's about Con.
872
00:39:08,931 --> 00:39:10,137
I know.
873
00:39:10,241 --> 00:39:12,206
I've been thinking for a while
874
00:39:12,310 --> 00:39:13,931
what I need to say to Con,
875
00:39:14,034 --> 00:39:16,517
and tonight, it needs to
happen.
876
00:39:16,620 --> 00:39:19,517
The thing is, when there's
pressure, things...
877
00:39:19,620 --> 00:39:20,931
..like, sex is shit.
878
00:39:21,034 --> 00:39:23,310
Like, the sex won't even
be good, if I'm gonna...
879
00:39:23,413 --> 00:39:24,379
-Like, I'm...
-Yeah.
880
00:39:24,482 --> 00:39:25,724
It needs
to come naturally.
881
00:39:25,827 --> 00:39:27,620
Catia's feeling
way too much pressure
882
00:39:27,724 --> 00:39:28,655
from everyone in the house
883
00:39:28,758 --> 00:39:30,413
for her and Con to get
together.
884
00:39:30,517 --> 00:39:33,586
So she's like, "Right.
Sorry. Cutting it out.
885
00:39:33,689 --> 00:39:35,275
"We're not doing it, at all."
886
00:39:35,379 --> 00:39:37,137
Which is, like,
really mature of her.
887
00:39:37,241 --> 00:39:38,758
Win-win situation for me,
innit? D'you know what I mean?
888
00:39:38,862 --> 00:39:39,965
Because I've got Lexie
889
00:39:40,068 --> 00:39:42,000
sitting in my back burner
waiting for me,
890
00:39:42,103 --> 00:39:44,344
and I know tonight there could
be more birds on the table.
891
00:39:48,931 --> 00:39:51,206
What do you say, eh?
Straight onto it?
892
00:40:00,310 --> 00:40:01,724
It's so good
to get out of the house
893
00:40:01,827 --> 00:40:03,206
and party like a family again.
894
00:40:03,310 --> 00:40:05,137
We need this night
more than anything,
895
00:40:05,241 --> 00:40:07,206
especially after the drama
we've all dealt with
896
00:40:07,310 --> 00:40:08,482
in the last couple of days.
897
00:40:11,551 --> 00:40:14,827
Tonight's intention
is to clear the air with Con
898
00:40:14,931 --> 00:40:17,034
and tell him
exactly where my head's at.
899
00:40:29,034 --> 00:40:31,206
You know, it's just
the nature of our relationship.
900
00:40:36,551 --> 00:40:39,206
And our friendship comes
first at the end of the day.
901
00:40:52,517 --> 00:40:54,034
I 100% agree.
902
00:40:54,137 --> 00:40:55,724
If me and Catia
are gonna do something,
903
00:40:55,827 --> 00:40:57,034
it's on our own terms.
904
00:40:57,137 --> 00:40:58,758
It's not 'cause
everyone else wants to see it.
905
00:41:04,379 --> 00:41:05,793
- Thank you.
- And...
906
00:41:11,551 --> 00:41:12,344
I know.
907
00:41:18,482 --> 00:41:19,827
Callum is bloomin'
chatting girls up
908
00:41:19,931 --> 00:41:20,965
left, right and centre.
909
00:41:21,068 --> 00:41:22,551
C-A-L-L-U-M.
910
00:41:22,655 --> 00:41:25,241
Col... Oh. Collin? Cullen?
911
00:41:25,344 --> 00:41:27,000
But he's making sure
that he's doing it
912
00:41:27,103 --> 00:41:29,413
not in front of Lexie's eyes,
which is a smart decision.
913
00:41:29,517 --> 00:41:32,310
The best time in Cairns
has just pulled up.
914
00:41:34,241 --> 00:41:35,482
-Oh, my God.
-Oh, my...
915
00:41:35,586 --> 00:41:38,620
Callum on the F-boy radar
is drrrrrr...
916
00:41:38,724 --> 00:41:40,034
..ding-ding-ding-ding-ding!
917
00:41:46,172 --> 00:41:47,310
Pfff!
918
00:41:47,413 --> 00:41:48,758
The radar's now broken.
919
00:41:49,827 --> 00:41:51,586
Turn, turn, turn, turn.
920
00:41:51,689 --> 00:41:53,000
Aah!
921
00:41:53,103 --> 00:41:56,482
I'm not designed
to be with one bird.
922
00:41:57,517 --> 00:42:00,172
Don't get me wrong,
I like Lexie, I like apples.
923
00:42:00,275 --> 00:42:01,517
But there's more
than Pink Ladies out there,
924
00:42:01,620 --> 00:42:02,551
d'you know what I mean?
925
00:42:02,655 --> 00:42:04,448
There's fuckin' Fijis,
d'you know what I mean?
926
00:42:04,551 --> 00:42:06,206
What's them green ones?
Granny Smiths.
927
00:42:16,413 --> 00:42:18,310
Cal has helped me out
without even knowing it.
928
00:42:18,413 --> 00:42:20,000
And now I'm going to have fun
929
00:42:20,103 --> 00:42:22,103
and enjoy everything
for what it is.
930
00:42:22,206 --> 00:42:23,172
And I'm like, perfect.
931
00:42:31,068 --> 00:42:33,275
I think Lexie
doesn't actually realise
932
00:42:33,379 --> 00:42:35,034
that Callum's
just playing a game,
933
00:42:35,137 --> 00:42:37,689
but I hope Lexie
does get laid tonight.
934
00:42:37,793 --> 00:42:39,931
She's been through an emotional
roller-coaster with everything,
935
00:42:40,034 --> 00:42:41,206
to say the least.
936
00:42:49,206 --> 00:42:51,655
Lexie definitely
needs to be careful.
937
00:42:54,068 --> 00:42:55,103
But you know what?
938
00:42:55,206 --> 00:42:56,793
If she wants to fall for it,
939
00:42:56,896 --> 00:42:58,103
fall for it, girl.
940
00:42:58,206 --> 00:43:00,413
Callum, wait for them
to go out before...
941
00:43:00,517 --> 00:43:03,206
Let's just sit
next to each other 24/7.
942
00:43:03,310 --> 00:43:04,551
-Yes, cunt.
-Oi.
943
00:43:09,517 --> 00:43:11,310
Home time!
944
00:43:13,551 --> 00:43:14,896
You go to bed with her.
945
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,965
Some call him Callum.
Some call him future husband.
946
00:43:18,068 --> 00:43:19,931
Others call him little slut.
947
00:43:20,034 --> 00:43:21,517
Manaaki is...
948
00:43:21,620 --> 00:43:23,172
..trying to stir the pot.
949
00:43:23,275 --> 00:43:26,137
But I'm just like,
you guys can keep trying.
950
00:43:26,241 --> 00:43:27,137
It's cute.
951
00:43:27,241 --> 00:43:29,517
I'm not this clinger
that's gonna get hurt.
952
00:43:29,620 --> 00:43:31,965
But right now, I still
fancy the fuck out of him.
953
00:43:32,068 --> 00:43:34,241
So, fuck it. 'Cause I'm horny.
954
00:43:34,344 --> 00:43:36,620
So he's gonna be
in my bed no matter what.
955
00:43:37,724 --> 00:43:39,103
OK. Oh!
956
00:43:42,379 --> 00:43:44,482
-Oh, my God!
-Whoa-ehh!
957
00:43:44,586 --> 00:43:46,896
We're sailing
straight into a fucking storm.
958
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:48,724
-Oh, no.
-Aagh!
959
00:43:50,931 --> 00:43:52,275
Oh, my God!
960
00:43:52,379 --> 00:43:54,241
Sorry to be
the bearer of bad news.
961
00:43:54,344 --> 00:43:55,965
That's alright.
I'm cool.
962
00:43:56,068 --> 00:43:57,379
Yeah.
963
00:43:57,482 --> 00:43:58,551
You've been talking...
You had...
964
00:43:58,655 --> 00:43:59,931
Wait, wait. Whoa!
965
00:44:00,034 --> 00:44:01,758
Don't put your hands on me.
Don't put your hands on me.
966
00:44:01,862 --> 00:44:02,965
I'm not putting my
fuckin' hands on you, bro.
967
00:44:03,068 --> 00:44:04,275
-You just pushed me back.
-Trust me...
968
00:44:04,379 --> 00:44:06,034
If I wanna put my hands on you,
trust me, you'll know about it.
969
00:44:06,137 --> 00:44:07,793
The love triangle has moved
970
00:44:07,896 --> 00:44:10,241
to Callum, Manaaki and Con.
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