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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,333 --> 00:00:07,542 Do you know who invented the high school final exam ? 2 00:00:08,167 --> 00:00:11,792 It was this man, the philosopher, Giovanni Gentile. 3 00:00:12,167 --> 00:00:13,792 It was 1923 4 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:16,625 and since then generations of students 5 00:00:16,833 --> 00:00:19,542 have had to endure this traumatic event. 6 00:00:24,625 --> 00:00:26,833 Enlighten me 7 00:00:27,042 --> 00:00:29,667 on Gabriele D'Annunzio, 8 00:00:29,875 --> 00:00:33,708 who unfortunately passed away a few months ago. 9 00:00:34,750 --> 00:00:37,375 Yes... the divine poet 10 00:00:37,583 --> 00:00:41,583 always maintained an avant-garde mentality. 11 00:00:41,792 --> 00:00:45,083 In fact, he had two ribs removed... 12 00:00:45,750 --> 00:00:49,375 so he could experiment new ways... 13 00:00:49,583 --> 00:00:52,375 of giving himself pleasure. 14 00:00:55,542 --> 00:00:58,458 Virgilio in the Georgics wrote: 15 00:00:58,667 --> 00:01:02,083 "Si parva Iicet componere magnis. " 16 00:01:02,292 --> 00:01:04,125 Molinari, please translate. 17 00:01:04,875 --> 00:01:06,708 Yes, well... 18 00:01:06,917 --> 00:01:09,542 "Si parva Iicet"... 19 00:01:09,750 --> 00:01:13,375 they look like... they look like... anchovies... 20 00:01:13,792 --> 00:01:16,625 "Componere magnis..." 21 00:01:17,292 --> 00:01:20,500 And they taste good with bread ! 22 00:01:24,167 --> 00:01:25,792 Molinari, 23 00:01:26,417 --> 00:01:28,708 have you studied Dante's Inferno ? 24 00:01:31,333 --> 00:01:34,833 I'd like you to recite the canto of Paolo and Francesca. 25 00:01:35,875 --> 00:01:37,958 The chorus too ? 26 00:01:40,625 --> 00:01:44,417 How can you show up to an exam dressed like that ? 27 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:47,833 Chill out, man ! 28 00:01:48,167 --> 00:01:50,083 Peace and love. 29 00:01:52,542 --> 00:01:54,375 Molinari, wakey, wakey ! 30 00:01:54,583 --> 00:01:58,000 Remember me ? Mr. Martinelli, Your school-leaving exam... 31 00:01:58,208 --> 00:02:01,083 Your science teacher ? Answer the question. 32 00:02:01,625 --> 00:02:05,042 The name of this phenomena is... 33 00:02:05,875 --> 00:02:08,958 plate tectonics... which sounds like a nasty word 34 00:02:09,167 --> 00:02:13,083 but really it's... a scientific term. 35 00:02:16,375 --> 00:02:18,000 So here I am. 36 00:02:18,208 --> 00:02:21,042 It's the last day of school, two weeks left to go 37 00:02:21,250 --> 00:02:25,250 and I stand a one in a billion chance of passing the exams. 38 00:02:25,750 --> 00:02:28,750 The style of the exams has changed over the years 39 00:02:29,167 --> 00:02:31,167 and so have the teachers. 40 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:35,417 Take her for example, our math teacher. 41 00:02:35,625 --> 00:02:38,250 She's explaining something very important. 42 00:02:38,458 --> 00:02:42,458 The counterattack, our only chance of beating those bastards in 58. 43 00:02:43,083 --> 00:02:46,708 If we don't win the match, none of you will pass. 44 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:49,583 Massi, centre—field. 45 00:02:50,042 --> 00:02:52,042 Riccardo, side zone. 46 00:02:52,250 --> 00:02:55,333 Luca, attacker. Make sure you score ! 47 00:02:55,542 --> 00:02:58,917 All the others are defenders. Santilli, don't lose your glasses, 48 00:02:59,125 --> 00:03:02,542 or you'll goalie the sidelines. 49 00:03:02,750 --> 00:03:05,042 — Ready ? — Yes ! 50 00:03:22,083 --> 00:03:24,500 THE NIGHT BEFORE FINALS - TODAY 51 00:04:47,083 --> 00:04:48,583 Penalty ! 52 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:53,667 Let's draw, then trash them ! 53 00:04:56,625 --> 00:05:00,333 — I'll do a banana kick. — Massi, please... 54 00:05:27,792 --> 00:05:29,792 No! 55 00:05:43,208 --> 00:05:47,583 SuperMario moves down the pitch, swaps the ball with Funghetto, 56 00:05:48,250 --> 00:05:50,750 homes in on his adversaries' zone... 57 00:05:50,958 --> 00:05:54,583 one down, two down... shoot... it's a goal ! 58 00:05:55,167 --> 00:05:58,583 What a goal ! 59 00:05:58,792 --> 00:06:00,417 What a goal ! 60 00:06:00,625 --> 00:06:05,125 SuperMario's superpowers destroy his adversaries ! 61 00:06:05,333 --> 00:06:06,625 Mom ! 62 00:06:06,833 --> 00:06:09,667 What are you doing ? My son is only 8 years old ! 63 00:06:10,417 --> 00:06:13,042 He's good at foul play, though ! 64 00:06:13,250 --> 00:06:16,458 Two tortoises got sent off, nine players were left... 65 00:06:16,667 --> 00:06:17,875 Let's go. 66 00:06:20,042 --> 00:06:21,667 Paolo ! 67 00:06:23,125 --> 00:06:26,542 I put this here so customers can try out the games, 68 00:06:26,750 --> 00:06:28,583 not to scare them away ! 69 00:06:28,792 --> 00:06:31,708 — He started it ! — Come off it. 70 00:06:31,917 --> 00:06:34,125 'Morning, mom, dad. 71 00:06:34,667 --> 00:06:36,750 — Up at last ! — Yeah. 72 00:06:36,958 --> 00:06:39,042 How did your final go last night? 73 00:06:39,250 --> 00:06:41,333 Not good, Massi missed a penalty kick. 74 00:06:41,542 --> 00:06:43,542 — His banana kick ? — Yes. 75 00:06:44,167 --> 00:06:47,875 That's the second time you lose like that ! 76 00:06:48,083 --> 00:06:52,708 Just focus on your exams, maybe Italy will win the world cup. 77 00:06:52,917 --> 00:06:54,125 Yeah, right ! 78 00:06:54,333 --> 00:06:56,750 If they do, 79 00:06:56,958 --> 00:06:59,458 I'll dye my hair red, white and green ! 80 00:07:03,167 --> 00:07:04,500 ICE-CREAM ? 81 00:07:04,708 --> 00:07:06,667 I'm off. Bye. 82 00:07:07,083 --> 00:07:09,083 Luca! 83 00:07:09,792 --> 00:07:13,292 — No studying then ? - Come on, mom... you know me. 84 00:07:16,125 --> 00:07:17,917 Just like his dad, eh ? 85 00:08:55,333 --> 00:08:56,958 Damn you ! 86 00:08:57,167 --> 00:08:59,250 - Did I hurt you ? — Yes ! 87 00:08:59,458 --> 00:09:03,083 — It's only a cushion. — You hit me with the zipper. 88 00:09:05,125 --> 00:09:07,333 Your nose is bleeding. 89 00:09:09,167 --> 00:09:11,583 It always does, don't worry. 90 00:09:12,167 --> 00:09:13,583 Sorry. 91 00:09:27,125 --> 00:09:28,417 I'm Azzurra. 92 00:09:30,208 --> 00:09:32,208 I'm Luca. 93 00:09:58,333 --> 00:10:00,167 Okay, this is it. 94 00:10:02,125 --> 00:10:03,333 Come on. 95 00:10:05,375 --> 00:10:08,583 — Don't you have keys ? — It's not my house. 96 00:10:08,792 --> 00:10:11,000 No one ever comes here. 97 00:10:11,208 --> 00:10:14,417 — We'll get arrested. — For a taking a swim ? 98 00:10:14,625 --> 00:10:17,250 — I don't have my swimsuit. — Me neither. 99 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:20,833 Wait ! 100 00:10:21,500 --> 00:10:24,333 — Get a move on ! — Coming ! 101 00:10:27,792 --> 00:10:30,000 Watch me get hurt... 102 00:10:32,792 --> 00:10:35,000 There, I knew it. 103 00:10:54,417 --> 00:10:57,625 — You're sure no one's here ? — Come in, it's lovely. 104 00:11:00,208 --> 00:11:02,208 Just for five minutes. 105 00:11:08,458 --> 00:11:09,583 Shit! 106 00:11:11,667 --> 00:11:14,292 What are you doing here ? 107 00:11:14,958 --> 00:11:18,250 — This isn't number 31 ? — No, it certainly isn't ! 108 00:11:18,458 --> 00:11:20,667 So you're the trespassers ! 109 00:11:20,875 --> 00:11:23,500 — No, let me explain... — I'll show you ! 110 00:11:23,708 --> 00:11:27,000 — Get dressed, miss ! — Join us, it's warmer than usual ! 111 00:11:27,583 --> 00:11:31,417 — Go ahead and joke ! — Don't get him going ! 112 00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:35,167 — Hello ? Emergency ? — Police. 113 00:11:35,375 --> 00:11:38,458 Come right away, I've caught some trespassers. 114 00:11:38,667 --> 00:11:40,750 There's a naked girl in my pool ! 115 00:11:40,958 --> 00:11:42,583 Lucky you ! 116 00:11:43,917 --> 00:11:46,125 Instead of joking, 117 00:11:46,333 --> 00:11:49,625 you should be protecting the taxpayers. 118 00:11:49,833 --> 00:11:52,333 If you promise the girl won't move, I'll come in person. 119 00:11:52,542 --> 00:11:56,375 I'll be there in ten minutes. I'll take a cab, okay ? 120 00:11:58,083 --> 00:11:59,917 Stop ! 121 00:12:01,375 --> 00:12:04,792 Thanks to your jokes, they've run off. 122 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:07,000 What a waste of time. 123 00:12:08,833 --> 00:12:10,458 Junkies. 124 00:12:11,208 --> 00:12:14,917 You're still in high school ? You're just a kid then. 125 00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:16,833 Well... I'm 19. 126 00:12:18,208 --> 00:12:20,917 — How old are you ? - 22. 127 00:12:21,125 --> 00:12:22,750 Respect your elders, baby face ! 128 00:12:22,958 --> 00:12:25,958 It's not a big age—gap, we could still... 129 00:12:26,167 --> 00:12:27,667 Still what ? 130 00:12:27,875 --> 00:12:29,917 — Well, you know... — No, what? 131 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:32,500 We could still be friends. 132 00:12:38,417 --> 00:12:41,250 The Robby Doyle Jazz Band, you know them ? 133 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:45,000 — I love them, Robby... — Really ? 134 00:12:45,750 --> 00:12:48,583 -I love jazz. — They're in concert on Saturday. 135 00:12:49,417 --> 00:12:53,458 — I know. — I'd love to go, but it's sold out. 136 00:12:55,792 --> 00:12:58,083 — I've got two tickets. — You have ? 137 00:12:58,292 --> 00:13:01,167 We could go together, if you like. 138 00:13:02,583 --> 00:13:05,583 Luca, I hardly know you but I already love you ! 139 00:13:06,542 --> 00:13:09,333 — Let's dine and dash ! — What? 140 00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:14,333 — We haven't paid. — I know ! 141 00:13:15,917 --> 00:13:17,917 She's nuts... 142 00:13:18,583 --> 00:13:20,792 Wait ! 143 00:13:22,417 --> 00:13:24,833 Darling ! I'm going, bye. 144 00:13:25,417 --> 00:13:28,250 — Come back in one piece, okay ? — What ? 145 00:13:28,458 --> 00:13:32,875 You're a lucky woman. I'm fitter than Superman. 146 00:13:33,083 --> 00:13:36,708 I'll show them how to play soccer then come back. Bye. 147 00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:39,917 — Where's my old man going ? — To play soccer. 148 00:13:40,125 --> 00:13:42,833 — Be careful you don't get hurt ! — You too. 149 00:13:43,042 --> 00:13:45,750 — Where are the beach house keys ? — In there. 150 00:13:45,958 --> 00:13:48,792 — They're not. — Take mine then. 151 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,500 Thanks. 152 00:13:50,708 --> 00:13:53,542 — Are you spending the night there ? — Yes, we need to study. 153 00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:56,250 Right, with the sun, the sea... 154 00:13:56,458 --> 00:13:59,542 I swear, we're going to study. — Are these grandpa's ? 155 00:14:16,625 --> 00:14:20,625 Where do you think I can get hold of tickets for the Robby Doyle Band ? 156 00:14:21,292 --> 00:14:24,292 — How much can you spend ? — Whatever they cost. 157 00:14:24,500 --> 00:14:25,917 I'll take care of it. 158 00:14:26,125 --> 00:14:29,500 — Shit, the door's open ! — Burglars ! 159 00:14:29,708 --> 00:14:33,083 Let's leave now, Simona's scared. 160 00:14:33,292 --> 00:14:36,917 — And let them steal everything ? — What if they're armed ? 161 00:14:37,125 --> 00:14:39,042 You chicken ! Come on. 162 00:14:43,167 --> 00:14:45,792 — Take this. — A clog ? 163 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,292 You wanted a gun ? It's all there is. 164 00:15:02,458 --> 00:15:04,458 Stand back. 165 00:15:09,167 --> 00:15:11,250 — Dad ? — Luca ! 166 00:15:11,458 --> 00:15:13,667 Teacher ! 167 00:15:14,833 --> 00:15:19,333 What are you all doing here ? Is this a school trip ? 168 00:15:19,542 --> 00:15:23,167 Your teacher and I were just... 169 00:15:24,042 --> 00:15:25,917 Leaving. 170 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,875 It's late. 171 00:15:30,542 --> 00:15:32,917 — Goodbye, Mr. Molinari. — Goodbye, ma'am. 172 00:15:35,333 --> 00:15:38,167 Drive slowly, traffic's bad tonight. 173 00:15:40,458 --> 00:15:44,292 Well, as I was thinking of selling the house... 174 00:15:45,500 --> 00:15:47,917 What do you think, Luca ? 175 00:15:48,708 --> 00:15:53,375 — How are your studies going ? — We're banging away. 176 00:15:53,583 --> 00:15:56,083 So are you, by the looks of it. 177 00:15:58,667 --> 00:16:01,625 Shall I make some spaghetti ? 178 00:16:01,833 --> 00:16:04,458 Dad, come outside. 179 00:16:07,583 --> 00:16:10,000 Excuse me, family matters. 180 00:16:10,208 --> 00:16:14,500 We need to discuss personal stuff. Make yourselves at home. 181 00:16:24,875 --> 00:16:29,375 It's baking hot in there. I need to put air—conditioning in... 182 00:16:29,583 --> 00:16:32,667 Apart from being married, that's bad enough... 183 00:16:32,875 --> 00:16:35,500 couldn't you screw someone else ? 184 00:16:35,750 --> 00:16:39,833 Screw... we were being affectionate... 185 00:16:40,042 --> 00:16:43,125 but we talked a lot too, she's a smart woman. 186 00:16:43,333 --> 00:16:46,375 How long's the affair been going on ? 187 00:16:46,583 --> 00:16:50,875 I wouldn't call it an affair, we're friends. 188 00:16:51,083 --> 00:16:53,667 — And friendship... — How long ? 189 00:16:53,875 --> 00:16:55,833 Since parent—teacher night, 190 00:16:56,625 --> 00:16:59,542 your mom couldn't go... 191 00:16:59,750 --> 00:17:01,750 So I went. 192 00:17:02,542 --> 00:17:03,958 It's not entirely my fault. 193 00:17:04,167 --> 00:17:06,792 If your mom had gone, you and I wouldn't be here... 194 00:17:07,417 --> 00:17:08,500 Right. 195 00:17:12,208 --> 00:17:14,208 Will you talk to your friends ? 196 00:17:14,417 --> 00:17:18,500 Because I wouldn't want them to misunderstand... 197 00:17:18,708 --> 00:17:22,542 Don't worry, everything's crystal clear. 198 00:17:23,917 --> 00:17:27,750 Go home, mom made you dinner. 199 00:17:34,333 --> 00:17:35,958 I'm going. 200 00:17:44,708 --> 00:17:47,333 The fat is in the fire. 201 00:17:48,375 --> 00:17:50,000 Darling. 202 00:17:52,833 --> 00:17:54,833 — Aren't you hungry ? — No. 203 00:17:55,042 --> 00:17:57,250 — How did your match go ? - Awful. 204 00:17:57,458 --> 00:18:00,667 I was winning 2-0, when the field was invaded. 205 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:06,375 Come to bed, champion. It's late. 206 00:18:06,583 --> 00:18:08,208 I'll wait for you in bed. 207 00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:21,125 20 years of marriage down the drain... 208 00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:24,333 — His mother doesn't know yet. — For now. 209 00:18:24,708 --> 00:18:27,625 I can picture the scene: 3 splatter B—movie. 210 00:18:27,833 --> 00:18:30,125 The wife cuts her husband's balls off, 211 00:18:30,333 --> 00:18:33,750 then rips the teacher's heart out and eats it. 212 00:18:33,958 --> 00:18:38,583 She survives, fails Luca and gets her revenge, 213 00:18:38,792 --> 00:18:41,000 end credits. 214 00:18:42,583 --> 00:18:46,208 It was a good idea to come to here tonight ! 215 00:18:58,542 --> 00:19:02,167 Aren't you a bit old for toy cars ? 216 00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:04,792 Hi, Riccardo. What are you doing here ? 217 00:19:05,458 --> 00:19:09,083 — Your tickets. — Wow ! That's great, thanks ! 218 00:19:10,667 --> 00:19:13,583 — What do I owe you ? — 200 euros. 219 00:19:13,792 --> 00:19:18,083 You're crazy... 200 euros for the Robby Jazz... 220 00:19:18,292 --> 00:19:21,292 — You said "whatever the cost". — I know, but... 221 00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:24,500 You can pay me tomorrow. See you. 222 00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:29,125 What a ticket—tout ! 223 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,708 Luca... 224 00:19:37,917 --> 00:19:39,917 Come here, I need a word with you. 225 00:19:43,292 --> 00:19:46,292 Do you think I'm a bastard ? 226 00:19:46,875 --> 00:19:49,083 You want the truth ? Yes, I do. 227 00:19:49,542 --> 00:19:51,750 I used to think that as well, 228 00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:56,250 when I'd hear about these middle-aged guys who fell for younger women. 229 00:19:56,458 --> 00:19:58,958 Last night, I felt just like them. 230 00:19:59,167 --> 00:20:00,958 You're even worse. 231 00:20:01,167 --> 00:20:04,792 Yes, but I don't want this to spoil our relationship. 232 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,500 What relationship ? 233 00:20:07,708 --> 00:20:12,208 That's not fair. You've never lacked anything: love, toys... 234 00:20:12,417 --> 00:20:14,208 That's no surprise ! 235 00:20:14,958 --> 00:20:17,833 You're being too harsh on me. 236 00:20:18,042 --> 00:20:19,875 Everyone can have a moment of weakness. 237 00:20:20,083 --> 00:20:22,000 A moment? It's been six months ! 238 00:20:22,208 --> 00:20:25,625 Yes, but 6 months out of 46 years is just a fraction. 239 00:20:25,833 --> 00:20:27,708 When are you going to leave her ? 240 00:20:28,625 --> 00:20:30,250 Who ? 241 00:20:30,833 --> 00:20:35,125 Just a while ago I said to myself: "I'll leave her tonight". 242 00:20:35,333 --> 00:20:37,958 It's time to end it. 243 00:20:38,167 --> 00:20:41,167 — If it's not tonight, then tomorrow. — No. 244 00:20:41,375 --> 00:20:43,667 Right, tonight's the night. 245 00:20:43,917 --> 00:20:46,000 I need 200 euros. 246 00:20:46,208 --> 00:20:49,708 No, I'm sorry. You know me... 247 00:20:49,917 --> 00:20:53,625 I'll accept everything but not blackmail. 248 00:20:53,833 --> 00:20:56,458 Here, count it. 249 00:20:57,458 --> 00:20:59,667 — Another 50. - Right. 250 00:21:00,250 --> 00:21:04,458 It got stuck here, I didn't see it. He's a smart kid ! 251 00:21:05,333 --> 00:21:06,750 Thanks. 252 00:21:10,542 --> 00:21:12,042 Listen, Elisabetta, 253 00:21:12,250 --> 00:21:15,208 I've been thinking. 254 00:21:15,417 --> 00:21:18,708 — Are we doing the right thing ? — Yes. 255 00:21:19,333 --> 00:21:20,625 Right. 256 00:21:20,833 --> 00:21:23,250 Right, we're doing the right thing. 257 00:21:23,458 --> 00:21:25,417 But then don't say... 258 00:21:26,083 --> 00:21:28,917 Are you worried about something Luca said ? 259 00:21:29,125 --> 00:21:31,417 No way ! 260 00:21:31,625 --> 00:21:33,833 I was embarrassed to death when I saw them. 261 00:21:34,042 --> 00:21:36,250 You weren't the only one ! 262 00:21:36,458 --> 00:21:39,750 Luckily, Luca didn't get too upset. He's a smart kid. 263 00:21:39,958 --> 00:21:41,583 Good. 264 00:21:42,083 --> 00:21:45,500 — Because we're so happy together ! — Really happy. 265 00:21:46,583 --> 00:21:50,583 Especially now, as I've got some news for you. 266 00:21:51,167 --> 00:21:54,375 — You're getting a transfer ? — No. 267 00:21:56,083 --> 00:21:58,708 I'm two weeks overdue. 268 00:22:00,250 --> 00:22:03,667 If I'm pregnant, it's a sign. 269 00:22:03,875 --> 00:22:06,958 It's the perfect moment to leave your wife. 270 00:22:07,667 --> 00:22:11,750 You said you don't make love anymore. 271 00:22:13,917 --> 00:22:17,333 Yes, I did. It's true. 272 00:22:17,542 --> 00:22:19,542 Would you be happy ? 273 00:22:19,750 --> 00:22:22,667 Are you kidding ? Of course I would. 274 00:22:28,417 --> 00:22:29,708 Paolo ? 275 00:22:29,917 --> 00:22:31,125 Paolo ? 276 00:22:31,333 --> 00:22:32,625 Darling. 277 00:22:32,833 --> 00:22:35,333 — You're miles away. — No, it's just that... 278 00:22:35,542 --> 00:22:40,375 I was thinking about a problem with the cycle. A delay... 279 00:22:41,667 --> 00:22:44,750 for the bicycle delivery. 280 00:22:46,417 --> 00:22:50,042 — Is everything okay ? — Yes, fine. 281 00:22:50,250 --> 00:22:51,875 Dad ? 282 00:22:52,917 --> 00:22:54,417 Luca! 283 00:22:54,625 --> 00:22:57,042 — How did it go ? — What? 284 00:22:57,250 --> 00:23:00,750 — You know, with my teacher ! — Keep your voice down ! 285 00:23:02,167 --> 00:23:04,458 I'd say it went well. 286 00:23:04,667 --> 00:23:07,667 Of course, she was upset. 287 00:23:07,875 --> 00:23:10,167 But then, after a while... 288 00:23:10,375 --> 00:23:15,375 — So you left her ? — Yes, I left her. 289 00:23:16,833 --> 00:23:19,667 — You're sure ? — Positive. Have I ever lied to you ? 290 00:23:19,875 --> 00:23:23,500 — All the time. Where shall I start ? — Forget it. 291 00:23:23,917 --> 00:23:27,333 It's official, as from today... I'm single. 292 00:23:28,625 --> 00:23:32,333 Single ? Actually, you're married to mom. 293 00:23:32,542 --> 00:23:36,625 Yes, apart from your mom... I'm single. 294 00:23:36,833 --> 00:23:39,667 — Okay. Well done. — Thanks. 295 00:23:45,917 --> 00:23:48,958 Hi ! You're irritatingly punctual. 296 00:23:49,875 --> 00:23:53,083 Yes, it's a bad habit... but also a good one. 297 00:23:53,292 --> 00:23:55,500 — Meaning ? — The tickets. 298 00:23:55,708 --> 00:23:57,083 I'll get dressed. 299 00:23:58,583 --> 00:24:01,000 You look fine as you are. 300 00:24:39,083 --> 00:24:41,708 — So did you like it? —I loved it. 301 00:24:41,917 --> 00:24:46,333 I love jazz fusion, the candle—light, it makes me close my eyes and... 302 00:24:46,542 --> 00:24:48,542 Snore. 303 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,625 — I snored ? - A bit. 304 00:24:53,458 --> 00:24:57,292 You must've caught me right when I closed my eyes. 305 00:24:57,500 --> 00:25:00,708 Feel like a drink or do you have to be in by midnight? 306 00:25:00,917 --> 00:25:03,750 Well, no one's waiting up for me... 307 00:25:03,958 --> 00:25:05,917 — Let's go then. — Okay. 308 00:25:06,125 --> 00:25:08,417 We're going to Rimini, there's a rave on ! 309 00:25:08,625 --> 00:25:11,542 — I don't know, I'm with him... — We'll be back tomorrow. 310 00:25:11,750 --> 00:25:13,167 You want to come ? 311 00:25:14,042 --> 00:25:16,958 - Well ? — To Rimini ? 312 00:25:17,167 --> 00:25:18,792 — Now ? — Yes. 313 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:20,083 Come on ! 314 00:25:20,292 --> 00:25:23,917 I was thinking of something more mellow. 315 00:25:24,125 --> 00:25:26,750 I need to study tomorrow... 316 00:25:26,958 --> 00:25:28,792 Well... never mind. 317 00:25:32,125 --> 00:25:36,125 But if you want to go... it's fine by me. 318 00:25:36,333 --> 00:25:38,167 You really don't mind ? 319 00:25:40,708 --> 00:25:42,208 No. 320 00:25:42,417 --> 00:25:44,250 I love you. 321 00:25:44,458 --> 00:25:47,542 — Hold on tight, ladies ! — Have a nice night. 322 00:25:53,750 --> 00:25:55,750 What a jerk ! 323 00:26:29,417 --> 00:26:33,042 Massi, I'll bet you 50 euros you can't get her number. 324 00:26:33,792 --> 00:26:37,417 - I'll bet 100. — Get your money ready. 325 00:26:41,167 --> 00:26:45,167 Excuse me, my friends bet me I couldn't get your number. 326 00:26:45,375 --> 00:26:48,333 Please, just give me a number, any number. 327 00:26:48,542 --> 00:26:51,625 — Any number ? — Even your grandma's. 328 00:26:56,792 --> 00:26:59,792 — How do you do it? — Experience, charm... 329 00:27:00,333 --> 00:27:02,750 That's bullshit ! 330 00:27:02,958 --> 00:27:06,958 Let's check. Call her. Let's see if it's her number. 331 00:27:07,792 --> 00:27:10,042 — You don't trust me ? — Exactly. 332 00:27:10,542 --> 00:27:13,625 There's no friendship without trust... 333 00:27:14,375 --> 00:27:15,667 It's ringing. 334 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:21,625 She might have got it wrong. You know, with all the noise... 335 00:27:22,042 --> 00:27:24,333 — You talk. — Hello ? 336 00:27:25,542 --> 00:27:28,333 Hi, it's Massi, the guy you just spoke to. 337 00:27:28,542 --> 00:27:31,000 I called you so you could have my number. 338 00:27:31,208 --> 00:27:34,250 — I'm glad you did. — She's glad. 339 00:27:34,458 --> 00:27:36,958 She's glad ! 340 00:27:37,167 --> 00:27:40,000 Maybe we can meet up sometime. How about it ? 341 00:27:40,792 --> 00:27:43,625 Honey, how about a sandwich ? 342 00:27:43,833 --> 00:27:47,750 — Okay, great. — You sound pleased ! 343 00:27:47,958 --> 00:27:51,583 — See you soon then, big kiss. — Bye. 344 00:27:52,375 --> 00:27:55,083 There's something I have to tell you... up yours ! 345 00:27:55,833 --> 00:27:57,125 No! 346 00:28:01,042 --> 00:28:05,542 In the end she got into the car and left me standing there. 347 00:28:05,750 --> 00:28:09,375 — You always choose the wrong girls. — Alice, don't you start ! 348 00:28:09,583 --> 00:28:13,583 — It doesn't really matter. — Right, I can see that. 349 00:28:14,958 --> 00:28:17,958 Well, you haven't stopped talking about her. 350 00:28:18,750 --> 00:28:20,125 Go ahead and joke, 351 00:28:20,333 --> 00:28:23,750 I couldn't care less about her... 352 00:28:24,875 --> 00:28:26,333 It's her ! 353 00:28:27,833 --> 00:28:30,250 — What do I do ? — Answer. 354 00:28:30,458 --> 00:28:31,875 - Should I ? — Yes. 355 00:28:34,667 --> 00:28:37,292 — Hi, Azzurra. - Hi, Luca. How are you ? 356 00:28:37,500 --> 00:28:38,917 Fine, thanks. 357 00:28:39,750 --> 00:28:41,625 I just called to say I left my keys in your car. 358 00:28:42,458 --> 00:28:44,375 Oh, right. 359 00:28:44,583 --> 00:28:48,542 — I'll bring them to you. — I'm at work, can you come here ? 360 00:28:48,750 --> 00:28:50,250 Yes. Where is it? 361 00:29:02,875 --> 00:29:05,667 — Which one is Azzurra ? — That one. 362 00:30:37,833 --> 00:30:40,208 — So what do you think ? — She's good. 363 00:30:40,417 --> 00:30:42,458 — She's pretty. — You can forget about it. 364 00:30:56,375 --> 00:31:00,000 — Anyone lose some keys ? — Luca ! Thanks. 365 00:31:00,208 --> 00:31:02,833 I'm sorry you had to come here. 366 00:31:03,042 --> 00:31:05,167 Don't worry, we were near here and... 367 00:31:05,375 --> 00:31:07,792 She's too sexy for Luca. 368 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,083 She'll break his heart. 369 00:31:10,333 --> 00:31:12,333 Should we warn him ? 370 00:31:12,542 --> 00:31:15,625 No... Let him learn his lesson. 371 00:31:15,833 --> 00:31:17,542 Who are they ? 372 00:31:18,625 --> 00:31:22,042 They're my friends. We were in the car together and... 373 00:31:22,250 --> 00:31:23,542 Hi! 374 00:31:23,750 --> 00:31:26,750 You were great ! Your colleagues too ! 375 00:31:29,042 --> 00:31:33,042 So you're a sort of... marine dancer ? 376 00:31:33,250 --> 00:31:36,458 No, I'm a trainer. I'm studying marine biology. 377 00:31:37,792 --> 00:31:40,167 I could have listened to her for hours, 378 00:31:40,375 --> 00:31:42,708 even though I was supposed to be studying. 379 00:31:43,333 --> 00:31:47,417 But there was a conspiracy against me. I had two enemies: 380 00:31:47,625 --> 00:31:50,000 Italy, who were doing really well in the World Cup... 381 00:31:53,583 --> 00:31:56,792 and that nutcase Azzurra who was full of surprises. 382 00:32:05,083 --> 00:32:06,917 - Hi. — Hi, Azzurra. 383 00:32:07,542 --> 00:32:10,083 I brought my radio, but what's it for ? 384 00:32:10,292 --> 00:32:13,292 Tune in to RDS. 385 00:32:13,500 --> 00:32:15,125 Welcome to RDS... 386 00:32:18,375 --> 00:32:20,208 — Ready ? — What ? 387 00:32:20,417 --> 00:32:23,417 Let's see how many fans we have for the new Flash Mob... 388 00:32:23,625 --> 00:32:26,917 Three, two, one... let's go ! 389 00:32:30,500 --> 00:32:32,583 Take it off, Luca ! 390 00:32:37,708 --> 00:32:40,417 — Come on ! — Are you nuts ? 391 00:33:58,542 --> 00:33:59,750 Quick, run ! 392 00:34:05,208 --> 00:34:06,917 Good morning. 393 00:34:07,125 --> 00:34:09,542 I'm Paolo Molinari. 394 00:34:09,750 --> 00:34:12,958 You asked me to come in. 395 00:34:13,167 --> 00:34:15,792 Yes, the inspector's through there. 396 00:34:18,750 --> 00:34:20,167 Come in ! 397 00:34:21,792 --> 00:34:24,625 Good morning, I'm Molinari. Luca! 398 00:34:25,292 --> 00:34:28,125 - Hi, dad. — I'm Luca's father. 399 00:34:29,125 --> 00:34:33,750 — What's happened ? — I'll tell you what happened. 400 00:34:34,333 --> 00:34:37,625 Your son and his friend are accused of: 401 00:34:37,833 --> 00:34:39,833 indecent exposure, 402 00:34:40,042 --> 00:34:43,750 committing obscene acts in public and insulting a police officer. 403 00:34:46,125 --> 00:34:48,417 Actually... I hope you don't mind me saying... 404 00:34:48,625 --> 00:34:51,208 there's nothing wrong with what they did... 405 00:34:51,417 --> 00:34:53,250 Nothing wrong ? 406 00:34:53,458 --> 00:34:57,000 There's nothing wrong with stripping naked in the middle of Rome ? 407 00:34:57,208 --> 00:34:59,625 All this fuss for a Flash Mob ! 408 00:35:00,208 --> 00:35:03,042 — A what? — A Flash Mob. 409 00:35:03,250 --> 00:35:06,208 We arrange to meet via the internet, 410 00:35:06,417 --> 00:35:09,833 we all get together, and do something stupid for a laugh. 411 00:35:10,292 --> 00:35:13,583 — It's just a petty crime... — Petty crime ? 412 00:35:13,792 --> 00:35:17,167 So you're happy that your son goes to these... 413 00:35:17,375 --> 00:35:19,833 - "Flash Blobs" ? — Mobs. 414 00:35:20,042 --> 00:35:22,833 — Whatever ! — I know, but come on... 415 00:35:23,042 --> 00:35:26,875 We all been in trouble as youngsters. 416 00:35:27,083 --> 00:35:31,875 An occasional joint, a bit of shop-lifting... 417 00:35:33,167 --> 00:35:37,083 — Like father, like son ! — Thanks for your help, dad. 418 00:35:37,292 --> 00:35:40,000 — I was joking. — Well don't ! 419 00:35:40,583 --> 00:35:44,083 Can't you turn a blind eye on this ? 420 00:35:46,083 --> 00:35:49,167 All right, but I'm warning you... 421 00:35:49,375 --> 00:35:52,000 next time you do something like this 422 00:35:52,208 --> 00:35:54,625 you'll be charged, understood ? 423 00:35:55,917 --> 00:35:58,958 Now say to me: "I won't do it again". 424 00:35:59,583 --> 00:36:01,417 I won't do it again. 425 00:36:01,625 --> 00:36:03,125 I won't do it again. 426 00:36:05,417 --> 00:36:08,250 — What about you ? —Me? 427 00:36:08,458 --> 00:36:10,750 Yes, you too. "I won't..." 428 00:36:11,667 --> 00:36:13,667 I won't do it again. 429 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:18,708 Remember, you need to be firm with immature people. 430 00:36:18,917 --> 00:36:22,000 — You're right. — I was talking to your son. 431 00:36:22,667 --> 00:36:24,333 Go, before I change my mind. 432 00:36:24,542 --> 00:36:27,208 And don't show your faces here again ! 433 00:36:27,417 --> 00:36:28,625 Thanks. 434 00:36:28,833 --> 00:36:32,458 I knew you were a softie ! See you next time. 435 00:36:32,667 --> 00:36:37,083 — You want me to bring this back ? — Just keep it... on ! 436 00:36:37,625 --> 00:36:40,542 Thanks very much. 437 00:36:40,750 --> 00:36:42,833 — Goodbye. — Sorry. 438 00:36:43,458 --> 00:36:46,292 Luca, come here. We need to talk. 439 00:36:47,208 --> 00:36:50,417 That girl's pretty. Have you gotten it on with her ? 440 00:36:50,625 --> 00:36:52,458 Dad... for fuck's sake ! 441 00:36:52,667 --> 00:36:54,667 I was just wondering... 442 00:36:55,292 --> 00:36:58,292 "There he lies immobile, 443 00:36:58,500 --> 00:37:02,333 having uttered his last breath... his 'body' dressed..." 444 00:37:02,542 --> 00:37:04,625 Dressed ? That's not right ! 445 00:37:05,542 --> 00:37:09,833 — Undressed ! — Undressed ? Is this a dirty poem ? 446 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:17,958 THINKING OF YOU 447 00:37:18,750 --> 00:37:20,042 Who's that ? 448 00:37:20,833 --> 00:37:23,542 No one... I charged my phone. Ice-cream, anyone ? 449 00:37:23,750 --> 00:37:27,125 Darling, our exam's next week. 450 00:37:27,333 --> 00:37:31,542 We've already studied for 42 minutes, I'm getting meningitis ! 451 00:37:31,792 --> 00:37:35,000 Okay, one more question. 452 00:37:35,208 --> 00:37:38,833 What is Eugenio Montale's most famous collection of poems called ? 453 00:37:39,042 --> 00:37:41,667 I know, wait. 454 00:37:43,042 --> 00:37:45,875 Something to do with fish, right? 455 00:37:46,083 --> 00:37:49,917 - "Fried Fish" ! — "Cuttlefish Bones". 456 00:37:50,750 --> 00:37:53,167 Right, I said it was fish... 457 00:37:56,167 --> 00:37:58,458 — I kept you from your studies again. — Yes. 458 00:37:58,667 --> 00:38:01,750 It's your therapist's fault. 459 00:38:01,958 --> 00:38:04,375 — You mean I'm nuts ? - A little bit. 460 00:38:05,875 --> 00:38:08,292 But you're also irritatingly beautiful. 461 00:38:15,333 --> 00:38:18,333 — Your phone. — Right, hold on. 462 00:38:19,833 --> 00:38:22,250 It's my mom, she never calls me... 463 00:38:22,792 --> 00:38:24,625 Hi, mom. What's up ? 464 00:38:24,833 --> 00:38:28,875 — Where does your dad play soccer ? - At the Rowing Club, Why ? 465 00:38:29,083 --> 00:38:32,583 He left his shoes at home, I'll take them to him. 466 00:38:32,792 --> 00:38:36,792 He told me he'd stopped "playing". 467 00:38:37,833 --> 00:38:42,125 — He'll never stop. — Well, I'll take them to him. 468 00:38:42,333 --> 00:38:45,167 No, I'll go. That way we'll spend some time together. 469 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,000 Mom ! 470 00:38:50,708 --> 00:38:54,333 Sorry, I've got a problem. I have to go. 471 00:38:54,542 --> 00:38:57,167 I'll explain later. Sorry. 472 00:39:13,667 --> 00:39:16,667 Oh, God ! Are you okay ? 473 00:39:17,083 --> 00:39:20,083 I'm all right, don't worry. 474 00:39:21,500 --> 00:39:24,000 You're the guy who was in my pool ! 475 00:39:24,208 --> 00:39:25,625 I have to go. 476 00:39:25,833 --> 00:39:28,542 What? Are you nuts ? 477 00:39:28,792 --> 00:39:31,208 It's an emergency. I have to go. 478 00:39:32,125 --> 00:39:35,333 You can't go through a red light ! I don't believe it ! 479 00:39:36,083 --> 00:39:37,792 Hello ? Emergency ? 480 00:39:59,333 --> 00:40:01,750 — Darling, come down. - Okay. 481 00:40:01,958 --> 00:40:03,958 Dad. 482 00:40:04,625 --> 00:40:08,625 I'm just visiting a guy from the club. 483 00:40:08,833 --> 00:40:10,458 Francesco Darling. 484 00:40:10,667 --> 00:40:12,667 Bullshit, I know she lives here. 485 00:40:12,875 --> 00:40:15,583 Mom's taking your shoes to the club. 486 00:40:15,792 --> 00:40:18,000 — Now what? — Go there ! 487 00:40:18,208 --> 00:40:19,625 Yes, okay. 488 00:40:20,417 --> 00:40:22,917 My team's not playing tonight. 489 00:40:23,667 --> 00:40:28,375 I left my soccer gear in the car. Now what can I do ? 490 00:40:28,583 --> 00:40:31,792 —You'll think of something, just go ! — Any ideas ? 491 00:40:32,375 --> 00:40:34,792 No... all right. I'm going. 492 00:40:41,167 --> 00:40:43,583 — Luca. — Miss Paliani... 493 00:40:44,708 --> 00:40:48,542 Dad had to go, some problem with my mom. 494 00:40:50,083 --> 00:40:52,167 I'm going too. Goodbye. 495 00:40:52,375 --> 00:40:54,292 Wait. 496 00:40:56,792 --> 00:41:00,000 — I think we should talk. — Yes... 497 00:41:00,708 --> 00:41:03,542 — Now ? — Yes, do you have a minute ? 498 00:41:04,250 --> 00:41:07,208 Yes... just a minute, though. 499 00:41:19,250 --> 00:41:22,125 Here I am, guys ! 500 00:41:22,333 --> 00:41:25,125 Sorry, something came up. 501 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:29,875 Who are you ? 502 00:41:30,083 --> 00:41:34,167 Listen, guys. I lied to my wife, she's over there. 503 00:41:34,375 --> 00:41:36,167 Cover me, please. 504 00:41:36,375 --> 00:41:38,125 — What's your name ? — Paolo. 505 00:41:38,333 --> 00:41:40,083 — You'll pay for the field ? — Yes. 506 00:41:40,292 --> 00:41:42,792 Nice one, Paolo. Let's go ! 507 00:41:43,667 --> 00:41:46,667 Darling, your shoes. 508 00:41:48,542 --> 00:41:50,833 Damn, of course. 509 00:41:51,708 --> 00:41:55,125 I completely forgot them. Thank goodness you didn't. 510 00:41:55,833 --> 00:41:57,833 — Is that your wife ? — Yes. 511 00:41:58,042 --> 00:42:01,458 Your husband really loves you, he talks about you all the time. 512 00:42:01,667 --> 00:42:04,375 You didn't tell us she was so sexy. 513 00:42:05,208 --> 00:42:07,625 Let's get on with the game. 514 00:42:08,167 --> 00:42:10,583 — Are you going home ? - No, I'll wait. 515 00:42:11,167 --> 00:42:13,583 You'll wait? Great. 516 00:42:13,792 --> 00:42:15,583 — See you later. — See you. 517 00:42:19,042 --> 00:42:21,042 — Paolo, where are you going ? — This way ! 518 00:42:22,625 --> 00:42:24,250 All right, sorry. 519 00:42:27,375 --> 00:42:30,083 I know you think I want to break up your family. 520 00:42:30,292 --> 00:42:31,500 Well... 521 00:42:33,208 --> 00:42:35,833 Of course I think that. 522 00:42:36,625 --> 00:42:39,625 I don't need a man in my life. 523 00:42:39,833 --> 00:42:42,458 I'm fine being single. 524 00:42:42,667 --> 00:42:44,875 It doesn't look that way. 525 00:42:46,542 --> 00:42:49,750 You see... your dad's a really special man. 526 00:42:49,958 --> 00:42:51,958 - My dad ? — Yes, I knew right away. 527 00:42:52,167 --> 00:42:55,583 I know he loves to joke, 528 00:42:55,792 --> 00:42:58,417 but I can tell he's been through a lot. 529 00:42:58,625 --> 00:43:02,458 Losing his parents so young in that airplane crash. 530 00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:05,708 All those years as a volunteer in Africa, 531 00:43:05,917 --> 00:43:08,750 have made him really sensitive. 532 00:43:10,708 --> 00:43:13,208 He's the first man who respects me 533 00:43:13,417 --> 00:43:15,625 and actually loves me. 534 00:43:17,167 --> 00:43:19,167 What are you thinking ? 535 00:43:20,208 --> 00:43:23,042 About volunteer work in Africa. 536 00:43:24,792 --> 00:43:28,417 We talked until late, so I didn't go back to Azzurra. 537 00:43:29,042 --> 00:43:31,875 Miss Paliani's so unlucky in love. 538 00:43:32,083 --> 00:43:35,083 — She even had a fling with the head. — Shrek ? No ! 539 00:43:35,292 --> 00:43:37,125 I swear ! 540 00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:42,417 — Guys, I need a pit—stop. — Come on, Massi ! 541 00:43:44,250 --> 00:43:47,250 We'll do another lap. You're a cop out. 542 00:43:56,583 --> 00:43:58,208 Hi. 543 00:43:58,625 --> 00:44:01,250 — You're... - Giulia. 544 00:44:02,375 --> 00:44:05,208 Sorry, I didn't recognize you without... 545 00:44:06,667 --> 00:44:08,167 with your T—shirt on. 546 00:44:08,375 --> 00:44:11,000 This is incredible ! My horoscope today 547 00:44:11,958 --> 00:44:13,875 says I'll meet... 548 00:44:14,083 --> 00:44:17,292 — Who ? — The love of my life. 549 00:44:17,500 --> 00:44:19,125 Is that so ? 550 00:44:19,333 --> 00:44:23,333 A male Scorpio, whose charm would win me over. 551 00:44:24,167 --> 00:44:26,792 — What start sign are you ? — Scorpio, with Scorpio rising. 552 00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:30,292 — No way ! — I swear on Monica Bellucci. 553 00:44:30,500 --> 00:44:33,292 You're such a joker ! I have to go now. 554 00:44:33,958 --> 00:44:38,375 Giulia... If I call you sometime... would you mind ? 555 00:44:38,833 --> 00:44:41,333 I'd mind if you didn't. 556 00:44:42,167 --> 00:44:44,167 Okay, I'll call you. 557 00:44:45,583 --> 00:44:47,417 Bye. 558 00:44:51,375 --> 00:44:54,000 You taste nice. 559 00:45:00,042 --> 00:45:03,667 Those tuna sandwiches are awesome ! 560 00:45:06,583 --> 00:45:09,667 — Aren't you done yet ? — Keep still. 561 00:45:09,875 --> 00:45:12,208 I'll cook the pizzas. 562 00:45:12,417 --> 00:45:16,292 — Hurry, it's about to start. — Okay, should I serve drinks too ? 563 00:45:16,833 --> 00:45:20,208 If we win, we'll jump into the Trevi fountain. 564 00:45:20,417 --> 00:45:22,667 Come on ! 565 00:45:24,708 --> 00:45:26,708 Azzurra. 566 00:45:29,167 --> 00:45:31,458 Hi, Azzurra. 567 00:45:31,667 --> 00:45:34,375 I'm Azzurra's secretary, 568 00:45:34,583 --> 00:45:36,667 would you mind entertaining her for the evening ? 569 00:45:37,875 --> 00:45:40,500 — You mean now ? - Of course. 570 00:45:42,167 --> 00:45:45,500 Don't tell me you're watching the game with your friends... 571 00:45:46,833 --> 00:45:51,833 Me ? No ! Is there a game tonight ? I didn't know. 572 00:45:52,042 --> 00:45:56,458 — Let's go out. — Okay, let's go to dinner. 573 00:45:56,667 --> 00:46:00,958 I'll take you somewhere special. I'll pick you up. 574 00:46:01,167 --> 00:46:02,792 Okay. 575 00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:05,625 I'll be there soon. Bye. 576 00:46:11,417 --> 00:46:13,250 It's just that... 577 00:46:14,167 --> 00:46:19,000 You carry on... Just make yourselves comfortable. 578 00:46:19,750 --> 00:46:22,375 If you need anything... I won't be back late. 579 00:46:23,208 --> 00:46:25,208 Hooray for Italy ! 580 00:46:36,708 --> 00:46:38,917 — Luca ! - Luigi ! 581 00:46:39,125 --> 00:46:41,750 How are you ? This is Azzurra. 582 00:46:41,958 --> 00:46:43,750 You never tell me you're coming ! 583 00:46:43,958 --> 00:46:46,375 But there's always a table for you. 584 00:46:46,750 --> 00:46:49,958 Especially tonight when the game is on. 585 00:46:50,167 --> 00:46:52,250 Take a seat. 586 00:46:53,500 --> 00:46:56,208 I'll make you a special cocktail. 587 00:46:56,417 --> 00:46:58,833 - Luigi ! — Coming ! 588 00:46:59,042 --> 00:47:01,542 You can study the menu. 589 00:47:04,083 --> 00:47:06,792 — He's a nice guy. — He's great. 590 00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:11,625 He does everything: he creates the recipes, cooks and serves. 591 00:47:12,417 --> 00:47:15,125 And sometimes he has dinner with his customers. 592 00:47:15,333 --> 00:47:18,333 — Really ? — Especially if they're female. 593 00:47:19,333 --> 00:47:21,833 — So he's a bit of a playboy ! — No, he's a widower. 594 00:47:22,042 --> 00:47:26,042 He never got over losing his wife. 595 00:47:29,292 --> 00:47:31,917 — Is everything okay ? — Yes. 596 00:47:32,125 --> 00:47:34,958 It's so peaceful here, but those louts... 597 00:47:35,167 --> 00:47:36,792 Goal ! 598 00:47:40,250 --> 00:47:41,875 Zambrotta ! 599 00:47:42,083 --> 00:47:43,708 Yes ! 600 00:47:45,250 --> 00:47:46,875 Sorry, darling. 601 00:47:47,708 --> 00:47:50,125 What were you saying ? 602 00:47:52,875 --> 00:47:55,708 It was a false alarm. I'm not pregnant. 603 00:47:56,958 --> 00:48:00,583 I'm just stressed, it can happen... 604 00:48:00,792 --> 00:48:02,750 Darling, I'm sorry. 605 00:48:04,458 --> 00:48:06,667 I admit it was a bit of a shock, 606 00:48:07,792 --> 00:48:11,625 but I was getting used to the idea, I was pleased. 607 00:48:13,583 --> 00:48:16,208 So we can try again ? 608 00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:19,708 Of course ! Why not? 609 00:48:21,708 --> 00:48:26,208 I'll be right back, that goal shook me up a bit... 610 00:48:34,208 --> 00:48:36,833 Yes ! Yes ! Yes ! 611 00:48:39,292 --> 00:48:40,917 Italy scored again ? 612 00:48:41,125 --> 00:48:45,125 No, it's personal victory. 613 00:48:45,333 --> 00:48:48,125 — I'll tell you if they score. — Thanks. 614 00:48:49,083 --> 00:48:50,500 Miss Paliani ! 615 00:48:54,292 --> 00:48:56,500 — Mrs. Molinari... — How are you ? 616 00:48:56,708 --> 00:48:58,625 — Fine, and you ? — Fine. 617 00:48:58,833 --> 00:49:01,833 — Are you dining alone ? — Yes. 618 00:49:02,542 --> 00:49:05,625 Who's sitting here then ? 619 00:49:05,833 --> 00:49:07,917 A friend of mine, but he had to leave. 620 00:49:20,417 --> 00:49:22,417 Shit! 621 00:49:25,625 --> 00:49:28,458 I can't go on like this. 622 00:49:30,417 --> 00:49:32,500 Luca was right, I have to put a stop to this. 623 00:49:35,042 --> 00:49:36,833 — Hello ? — I think we should go. 624 00:49:37,042 --> 00:49:38,458 Me too. 625 00:49:38,667 --> 00:49:41,708 - I've lost my appetite. — Me too. 626 00:49:41,917 --> 00:49:44,333 See you in the car park. Okay ? 627 00:49:48,625 --> 00:49:50,458 I never learn ! 628 00:49:59,917 --> 00:50:02,625 — Everything okay ? — It was great. 629 00:50:02,833 --> 00:50:05,667 The veal was delicious. 630 00:50:06,125 --> 00:50:11,333 So, how are things ? Are you cracking down on your studies ? 631 00:50:11,542 --> 00:50:14,417 I've been a bit distracted by her. 632 00:50:14,625 --> 00:50:17,708 I'm glad you came here tonight. 633 00:50:17,917 --> 00:50:21,208 I was worried he was turning gay. 634 00:50:21,417 --> 00:50:22,625 Come on, Luigi. 635 00:50:23,500 --> 00:50:25,917 Have you known Luca long ? 636 00:50:26,125 --> 00:50:28,083 Since before he was born. 637 00:50:29,458 --> 00:50:32,833 — What do you mean ? — His mother is my daughter. 638 00:50:34,042 --> 00:50:36,042 He's my grandpa. 639 00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:40,625 Don't use that word, you'll ruin my reputation. 640 00:50:42,625 --> 00:50:45,250 Why didn't you tell me ? 641 00:50:45,458 --> 00:50:49,833 Well, I don't think of him as my... That word. But as a friend. 642 00:50:50,208 --> 00:50:54,417 The truth is he doesn't have to pay here. 643 00:50:55,958 --> 00:50:58,250 You have the coolest "friend" in the world ! 644 00:50:58,458 --> 00:51:00,292 I like her, marry her ! 645 00:51:02,583 --> 00:51:04,875 It's incredible. Everyone loves you. 646 00:51:05,875 --> 00:51:10,083 — My dad said the same thing. — Don't mention that jerk. 647 00:51:10,292 --> 00:51:13,583 — You know him ? — I've met him once. 648 00:51:13,792 --> 00:51:16,000 He's a jerk. 649 00:51:16,542 --> 00:51:19,542 I don't know why my daughter married him. 650 00:51:23,833 --> 00:51:28,250 Excuse me, I just need to... check the parking meter. 651 00:51:30,750 --> 00:51:32,583 I'll be right back. 652 00:51:32,792 --> 00:51:35,667 Toni headed the ball ! 653 00:51:35,875 --> 00:51:38,167 Like Pruzzo in the 80's, remember ? 654 00:51:39,042 --> 00:51:42,042 — No. — Ignorant youth. 655 00:51:42,250 --> 00:51:44,458 Well, you should ! 656 00:51:44,667 --> 00:51:47,375 Pruzzo would have scored 7 goals ! 657 00:51:49,333 --> 00:51:51,708 What's the score ? 658 00:51:51,917 --> 00:51:54,000 Three to zero. They're trash ! 659 00:51:54,542 --> 00:51:57,750 — You checked the meter ? — Yes. 660 00:51:57,958 --> 00:52:00,958 But it's free after 9 pm. 661 00:52:03,333 --> 00:52:06,542 — I had a nice time tonight. - So did I. 662 00:52:07,125 --> 00:52:10,125 So now we can get on with the best part... 663 00:52:10,958 --> 00:52:13,792 What would that be ? 664 00:53:05,875 --> 00:53:08,708 It's wonderful, let's come every night. 665 00:53:08,917 --> 00:53:11,917 We'd be in big trouble if they caught us. 666 00:53:21,750 --> 00:53:23,750 — Is he jealous ? — No. 667 00:53:24,625 --> 00:53:25,833 Hi. 668 00:53:47,083 --> 00:53:49,375 — And then ? — Then what ? 669 00:53:49,583 --> 00:53:51,667 — Did you screw her ? — No. 670 00:53:51,875 --> 00:53:54,583 — Why not? — That would've been silly. 671 00:53:54,792 --> 00:53:57,208 I don't want to rush things. 672 00:53:57,417 --> 00:54:00,500 - Right. — What? You're nuts. 673 00:54:00,708 --> 00:54:04,708 Maybe it was the water, the dolphins... 674 00:54:05,250 --> 00:54:08,167 Be honest, you couldn't get it up. 675 00:54:09,167 --> 00:54:10,792 No. 676 00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:13,875 But it's just a matter of time. She's hooked. 677 00:54:15,375 --> 00:54:18,792 It's her ! She can't stay away ! 678 00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:21,500 You want to hear the voice of love ? 679 00:54:25,167 --> 00:54:28,167 — Hi, Azzurra. - Hi, Luca. 680 00:54:29,667 --> 00:54:31,750 Listen, you're a really nice guy, 681 00:54:32,333 --> 00:54:35,208 but last night was a mistake. 682 00:54:37,167 --> 00:54:39,250 I don't want to be your girlfriend. 683 00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:44,625 I've got to go. I'll call you, okay ? 684 00:54:46,125 --> 00:54:47,542 Okay. 685 00:54:51,792 --> 00:54:54,708 You reckon ten years of therapy will be enough ? 686 00:54:54,917 --> 00:54:56,542 No! 687 00:55:00,083 --> 00:55:02,000 How come you're here ? 688 00:55:02,208 --> 00:55:06,208 There's something I need to tell you. 689 00:55:07,417 --> 00:55:09,625 Well, Elisabetta, 690 00:55:09,833 --> 00:55:12,750 our relationship is great. 691 00:55:13,833 --> 00:55:15,833 Except for one problem. 692 00:55:16,042 --> 00:55:17,667 Which is ? 693 00:55:18,542 --> 00:55:22,250 Maybe it's best if we don't see each other for a bit. 694 00:55:23,958 --> 00:55:26,042 - But why ? — Because... 695 00:55:27,125 --> 00:55:31,542 There's always a reason when one makes a decision. 696 00:55:31,750 --> 00:55:33,708 Because my wife... 697 00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:39,292 is ill. 698 00:55:39,500 --> 00:55:41,583 Terribly ill. 699 00:55:41,792 --> 00:55:45,083 — Oh, God. What's wrong with her ? — Well... you know. 700 00:55:46,625 --> 00:55:49,042 Why didn't you tell me last night? 701 00:55:49,250 --> 00:55:52,667 Because she turned up and I forgot. 702 00:55:52,875 --> 00:55:57,083 How strange. She looked so radiant and happy with her friends... 703 00:55:57,792 --> 00:55:59,625 She's a strong woman, 704 00:55:59,833 --> 00:56:02,250 she's got balls ! 705 00:56:02,458 --> 00:56:05,667 I wish I had balls like that in some situations ! 706 00:56:05,875 --> 00:56:09,708 They've given her three or four months at most. 707 00:56:12,958 --> 00:56:15,167 Even though we've drifted apart, 708 00:56:15,375 --> 00:56:18,667 I can't leave her at a time like this. 709 00:56:18,875 --> 00:56:21,875 — I can't abandon my family ! — Of course, you can't. 710 00:56:22,083 --> 00:56:24,083 I can't leave her. 711 00:56:25,625 --> 00:56:29,042 Even though I'll lose you. 712 00:56:33,208 --> 00:56:35,125 You're a wonderful man, Paolo. 713 00:56:38,625 --> 00:56:42,250 I've screwed 3 firewalls. 714 00:56:43,333 --> 00:56:45,750 There are 300 essays available. 715 00:56:45,958 --> 00:56:47,458 Really ? 716 00:56:47,667 --> 00:56:50,750 I've never heard of you screwing anything. 717 00:56:51,417 --> 00:56:54,500 Very funny ! Give me your iPods. 718 00:56:54,708 --> 00:56:56,333 Here. 719 00:56:57,250 --> 00:56:59,208 So how's it going with Azzurra ? 720 00:57:00,042 --> 00:57:02,042 You got over her dumping you over the phone ? 721 00:57:02,250 --> 00:57:05,958 — How do you know ? — It was on Riccardo's blog. 722 00:57:06,208 --> 00:57:09,292 — You wrote about me in your blog ? — It was just for a laugh. 723 00:57:09,500 --> 00:57:11,125 Great ! 724 00:57:11,333 --> 00:57:13,167 We could make money off it. 725 00:57:13,375 --> 00:57:16,083 Your dad's affair with our teacher 726 00:57:16,292 --> 00:57:18,542 had about 13,000 readers. 727 00:57:18,750 --> 00:57:20,042 I'm going to kill you ! 728 00:57:20,250 --> 00:57:22,750 Come on, let's study. Our exam's in two days. 729 00:57:22,958 --> 00:57:26,583 Tension's rising, eh ? Will you pass ? 730 00:57:26,792 --> 00:57:28,417 Who knows... 731 00:57:30,333 --> 00:57:31,625 Simo, 732 00:57:31,833 --> 00:57:34,042 I've been thinking. 733 00:57:36,125 --> 00:57:40,125 I've only ever been with you, and you've only ever been with me. 734 00:57:40,333 --> 00:57:42,750 You should thank your lucky stars. 735 00:57:42,958 --> 00:57:45,875 Yes, but I've started feeling different. 736 00:57:46,083 --> 00:57:50,083 I need to experience new emotions... 737 00:57:50,292 --> 00:57:52,917 — You think you're gay ? — No way ! 738 00:57:53,125 --> 00:57:56,958 — Why then ? Is there someone else ? — Absolutely not ! 739 00:57:58,042 --> 00:57:59,458 So why then ? 740 00:58:00,042 --> 00:58:02,667 You're paranoid ! There's no one else. 741 00:58:05,125 --> 00:58:08,042 It's a message. Must be a wrong number. 742 00:58:08,250 --> 00:58:11,458 — Let's read it. — Simona, what about my privacy ! 743 00:58:11,667 --> 00:58:15,083 I don't do this to you... Who is it? 744 00:58:16,625 --> 00:58:19,833 Santilli. He says he's bought a new car. 745 00:58:26,500 --> 00:58:29,333 — Are you leaving me ? — No... 746 00:58:31,292 --> 00:58:33,500 I just need time to think. 747 00:58:41,083 --> 00:58:42,792 Hi. 748 00:58:43,583 --> 00:58:45,583 - Hi, Giulia ! - What have you been up to ? 749 00:58:45,792 --> 00:58:48,083 Just studying. 750 00:58:48,292 --> 00:58:50,375 — What about you ? — I've been thinking about you. 751 00:58:51,208 --> 00:58:52,417 Same here. 752 00:58:53,333 --> 00:58:55,958 You want to make love ? 753 00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:59,208 Yes, just tell me where you are ? 754 00:58:59,417 --> 00:59:01,375 I meant online. 755 00:59:01,583 --> 00:59:03,958 - Online ? — Have you ever done it? 756 00:59:04,167 --> 00:59:06,000 No, not yet, but... 757 00:59:06,208 --> 00:59:08,625 I'll have a go ! 758 00:59:08,833 --> 00:59:11,667 We'll take turns to undress. 759 00:59:13,458 --> 00:59:15,875 Okay, your turn. 760 00:59:29,792 --> 00:59:32,875 — Great ! — Now your trousers. 761 00:59:34,083 --> 00:59:35,292 Yes. 762 00:59:38,708 --> 00:59:40,917 Now you. 763 00:59:46,958 --> 00:59:48,792 I want to see you naked. 764 00:59:49,625 --> 00:59:51,042 Naked ? 765 00:59:51,542 --> 00:59:55,042 — Okay, but you get naked too. — Of course. 766 01:00:02,667 --> 01:00:05,375 Now close your eyes. 767 01:00:08,417 --> 01:00:10,917 Giulia, you really turn me on... 768 01:00:12,917 --> 01:00:14,750 There. 769 01:00:16,583 --> 01:00:18,875 Holy cow, it's tiny ! 770 01:00:19,083 --> 01:00:22,083 That's why you never strip at the gym ! 771 01:00:22,625 --> 01:00:25,042 — What are you doing there ? — We're your orgy ! 772 01:00:25,250 --> 01:00:28,458 — Your forbidden fantasy ! — Giulia, do you know them ? 773 01:00:28,667 --> 01:00:30,750 — Yes. — She's my cousin. 774 01:00:30,958 --> 01:00:34,167 — Sorry, it was a joke. — Well, screw you... all of you ! 775 01:00:34,417 --> 01:00:37,417 — Massi, dinner's ready... - Dad ! 776 01:00:40,750 --> 01:00:42,458 It's so hot today ! 777 01:00:44,083 --> 01:00:46,083 When you're done, 778 01:00:46,708 --> 01:00:49,000 will you get dressed ? You know your mom... 779 01:00:50,292 --> 01:00:51,917 Sorry. 780 01:00:53,958 --> 01:00:55,792 The joke had been perfect, 781 01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:58,417 but it hadn't cheered me up. 782 01:00:58,625 --> 01:01:00,833 The exam was soon, 783 01:01:01,042 --> 01:01:03,458 but that was the least of my problems. 784 01:01:06,208 --> 01:01:08,625 — Luca ! — Cream horn ? 785 01:01:08,833 --> 01:01:11,042 Thanks, but I'm allergic to yeast. 786 01:01:11,542 --> 01:01:14,542 - And milk. — Great. 787 01:01:14,750 --> 01:01:17,375 Forgive me for coming, but... 788 01:01:18,583 --> 01:01:21,000 what's going on ? 789 01:01:21,208 --> 01:01:24,625 Am I mistaken or did something happen between us ? 790 01:01:25,333 --> 01:01:26,750 Come in. 791 01:01:27,958 --> 01:01:30,875 You're right. There's something I haven't told you. 792 01:01:31,083 --> 01:01:33,292 I know. The guy you went to Rimini with. 793 01:01:33,500 --> 01:01:36,000 — No, there's no one else. — So why then ? 794 01:01:36,208 --> 01:01:39,042 I didn't have the guts to tell you, but... 795 01:01:40,750 --> 01:01:42,167 I'm going away tomorrow. 796 01:01:42,375 --> 01:01:44,583 On holiday ? 797 01:01:44,792 --> 01:01:48,208 — I'm moving to Paris. — To live ? 798 01:01:48,417 --> 01:01:52,042 Yes, I've got a job at an aquarium. 799 01:01:52,250 --> 01:01:56,458 It might be for a year or maybe for good. 800 01:01:57,333 --> 01:01:59,958 I'm going to do a PhD in marine biology. 801 01:02:03,625 --> 01:02:06,542 — Is your boyfriend there ? — You're obsessed ! 802 01:02:06,750 --> 01:02:09,958 — It's 1 ,500 km away ! — That's not far ! 803 01:02:10,375 --> 01:02:13,667 I can't do long—distance relationships. 804 01:02:13,875 --> 01:02:16,042 — Why not? — Because I'd hate it ! 805 01:02:16,250 --> 01:02:20,375 You'd text me 10 times a day, then 9, then you'd forget me... 806 01:02:20,583 --> 01:02:23,875 — That's not true. — Let's be honest. I've decided. 807 01:02:24,083 --> 01:02:26,083 Right. 808 01:02:26,292 --> 01:02:29,125 My train leaves tomorrow... and that's it. 809 01:02:30,458 --> 01:02:31,875 That's it? 810 01:02:34,292 --> 01:02:39,250 — How can you be like this ? — This isn't easy for me, help me. 811 01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:56,292 — Who's he ? — Pierre. 812 01:02:59,292 --> 01:03:03,500 — How come he's here ? — He's my friend. 813 01:03:03,708 --> 01:03:06,708 — And he walks around half—naked ? — Are you jealous ? 814 01:03:06,917 --> 01:03:09,417 No, but I don't understand. 815 01:03:09,625 --> 01:03:11,542 You said you don't want a relationship, 816 01:03:11,750 --> 01:03:13,542 then I find him here in his underwear. 817 01:03:14,917 --> 01:03:17,000 What do you expect me to think ? 818 01:03:17,208 --> 01:03:19,208 You want to know if we screwed ? 819 01:03:19,417 --> 01:03:21,833 Go ahead and ask me. 820 01:03:23,042 --> 01:03:25,458 Did you screw him ? 821 01:03:25,667 --> 01:03:28,875 — Would it be a big deal ? — What ? 822 01:03:29,750 --> 01:03:30,833 Right... 823 01:03:31,625 --> 01:03:34,250 You're smart, Azzurra. You're the greatest. 824 01:03:34,458 --> 01:03:38,292 I fell for the distance thing ! 825 01:03:38,500 --> 01:03:40,417 — You're a baby. — Am I ? 826 01:03:40,625 --> 01:03:43,833 — Yes. — Fuck you, Azzurra ! 827 01:03:46,583 --> 01:03:49,583 You like cream horns, Pierre ? Choke on them ! 828 01:03:52,125 --> 01:03:56,208 Use this cream twice daily, until the rash is cleared up. 829 01:03:56,417 --> 01:03:58,917 Stay out of the sun. 830 01:03:59,125 --> 01:04:01,542 I'll do my best. Thank you. 831 01:04:10,958 --> 01:04:13,833 — Miss Paliani ! — Mrs. Molinari ! 832 01:04:16,083 --> 01:04:19,083 Are you lost in the chaos of this hospital too ? 833 01:04:19,333 --> 01:04:23,375 No, I had a check up. How are you ? I heard... 834 01:04:23,583 --> 01:04:25,583 Did Luca tell you ? 835 01:04:25,792 --> 01:04:27,208 Yes. 836 01:04:27,792 --> 01:04:30,875 Not bad. These things happen. I've got much worse problems ! 837 01:04:31,083 --> 01:04:35,375 I really admire your strength ! You're so brave... 838 01:04:35,583 --> 01:04:39,083 — Nonsense, I get it every year. — You do ? 839 01:04:39,292 --> 01:04:42,917 — Yes, in different places. — That's awful ! 840 01:04:43,125 --> 01:04:47,750 I get itchy, then I use a cream and it goes away. 841 01:04:47,958 --> 01:04:51,875 — A cream ? — Yes, it gets rid of the rash. 842 01:04:53,375 --> 01:04:56,792 — So you have a rash ? — Yes. 843 01:04:57,000 --> 01:05:00,000 I'm running late, I have to go. 844 01:05:00,208 --> 01:05:01,917 See you soon. 845 01:05:02,625 --> 01:05:04,250 Goodbye. 846 01:05:05,542 --> 01:05:07,250 A rash ! 847 01:05:09,208 --> 01:05:12,917 Dr. Doom, your time has come ! 848 01:05:14,250 --> 01:05:17,542 In The Fantastic Four, the Thing's my favourite 849 01:05:17,750 --> 01:05:22,167 because he's sad and ugly, but he's funny too. 850 01:05:22,375 --> 01:05:25,583 When he goes like this... 851 01:05:31,958 --> 01:05:35,583 It's the Invisible Woman, there must be an emergency. 852 01:05:35,792 --> 01:05:37,792 Wait here. 853 01:05:39,500 --> 01:05:41,792 Darling, why are you here ? 854 01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:45,208 — You piece of shit ! — Keep your voice down ! 855 01:05:45,417 --> 01:05:49,417 — What's wrong with your wife ? — She's so sick, poor thing... 856 01:05:49,625 --> 01:05:52,917 — You're the sick one ! — She looked really sick. 857 01:05:54,792 --> 01:05:58,625 — But it was just a rash, right? — The doctor got it wrong. 858 01:05:58,833 --> 01:06:02,333 — It wasn't cancer, but a rash. — You have no respect for me ! 859 01:06:03,750 --> 01:06:05,833 You make me sick ! 860 01:06:11,792 --> 01:06:14,500 You told her mom had cancer ? 861 01:06:14,708 --> 01:06:18,000 — Why the hell did you say that ? — Just because... 862 01:06:18,708 --> 01:06:21,542 Grandpa's right, you're a jerk. 863 01:06:43,875 --> 01:06:47,292 — Who let you in ? — Your sister. 864 01:06:48,042 --> 01:06:50,250 She was going out. 865 01:06:51,917 --> 01:06:55,000 — What do you want? — To apologize. 866 01:06:56,042 --> 01:07:00,875 I made a mistake, I've changed my mind. Let's get back together. 867 01:07:02,208 --> 01:07:05,167 Let's go to Alice's party 868 01:07:05,375 --> 01:07:07,583 and let's pretend nothing happened. 869 01:07:10,750 --> 01:07:12,958 Forget it. 870 01:07:13,167 --> 01:07:17,125 I've been thinking too. We're 18, we're too young to settle down. 871 01:07:17,333 --> 01:07:19,625 That's what I think. 872 01:07:21,583 --> 01:07:22,792 Goodbye. 873 01:07:30,417 --> 01:07:31,833 Goodbye. 874 01:08:01,708 --> 01:08:04,333 Where the hell is Massi ? 875 01:08:04,542 --> 01:08:07,167 I don't know, his phone's off. He's sulking. 876 01:08:07,375 --> 01:08:10,375 — I'm not surprised. — Yeah, right... 877 01:08:11,333 --> 01:08:13,750 Listen up everyone ! 878 01:08:13,958 --> 01:08:16,167 I'm single! 879 01:08:16,417 --> 01:08:18,500 You want to do it with me ? 880 01:08:18,708 --> 01:08:21,125 Sorry, you're busy. 881 01:08:21,792 --> 01:08:23,833 I'm going to be sick. 882 01:08:24,042 --> 01:08:27,333 I told you not to mix cola with sangria. 883 01:08:27,542 --> 01:08:29,000 I mean it, 884 01:08:29,208 --> 01:08:32,750 get in line, I'm single ! 885 01:08:33,500 --> 01:08:36,792 — Simona, stop it. — You're just a jealous cow ! 886 01:08:37,000 --> 01:08:39,083 Your party sucks ! 887 01:08:40,667 --> 01:08:41,958 I'm leaving. 888 01:08:42,458 --> 01:08:44,458 Riccardo ! 889 01:08:44,667 --> 01:08:47,292 Can't you take her home ? 890 01:08:47,500 --> 01:08:48,917 Now ? 891 01:08:49,708 --> 01:08:52,750 I came on foot. 892 01:09:00,333 --> 01:09:02,042 All right, wait. 893 01:09:02,250 --> 01:09:05,458 Santilli ! Lend me your car. 894 01:09:06,125 --> 01:09:08,625 — Be careful, it's new. — Come on ! 895 01:09:11,875 --> 01:09:13,292 What a pain ! 896 01:09:13,708 --> 01:09:16,917 Thanks, Alice ! Get off her. Let's go ! 897 01:09:17,750 --> 01:09:20,583 Where ? To screw ? 898 01:09:20,792 --> 01:09:23,167 Yes, but first we'll go home. 899 01:09:42,458 --> 01:09:45,083 Simona, we're here. 900 01:09:48,417 --> 01:09:51,417 Remember when you tried to kiss me in Paris ? 901 01:09:51,958 --> 01:09:54,333 Three years ago. 902 01:09:55,542 --> 01:09:59,042 — What the hell are you doing ? — I know you've always liked me. 903 01:10:07,750 --> 01:10:11,167 I can't ! I can't do this to Massi. 904 01:10:11,375 --> 01:10:14,083 Why not? Don't worry about that jerk ! 905 01:10:15,708 --> 01:10:19,625 — Get out ! She's my girlfriend ! — Calm down. 906 01:10:19,833 --> 01:10:21,500 Okay, I haven't touched her. 907 01:10:21,708 --> 01:10:24,833 — Get out ! — Okay, but put that thing down. 908 01:10:25,042 --> 01:10:27,125 What? I'll turn it into a Mini ! 909 01:10:29,125 --> 01:10:31,750 - Holy shit ! — Come out ! 910 01:10:32,458 --> 01:10:35,875 — Calm down. - I'll kill you ! 911 01:10:36,750 --> 01:10:39,375 You piece of shit ! She's a slut ! 912 01:10:46,375 --> 01:10:49,375 This is my favorite part of the party. 913 01:10:49,792 --> 01:10:52,417 — Cleaning up ? — No. 914 01:10:53,542 --> 01:10:56,167 Being alone with you. 915 01:11:54,167 --> 01:11:55,667 What are you thinking about ? 916 01:11:59,542 --> 01:12:01,542 You're still thinking of her ? 917 01:12:06,375 --> 01:12:08,583 Fuck you, Luca ! 918 01:12:26,000 --> 01:12:28,000 Luca, help me, please ! 919 01:12:28,208 --> 01:12:32,208 — Were you here the whole time ? — Yes, but I didn't look. 920 01:12:32,417 --> 01:12:36,417 Riccardo took my car and he hasn't come back ! 921 01:12:37,625 --> 01:12:40,042 Santilli, I couldn't care less. 922 01:12:41,500 --> 01:12:45,500 But it's new, it's only done 12 km ! I'm worried ! 923 01:13:05,417 --> 01:13:07,042 Shit! 924 01:13:09,750 --> 01:13:12,583 You again ? 925 01:13:12,792 --> 01:13:13,708 Not again ! 926 01:13:15,625 --> 01:13:18,833 — Sorry, I didn't... — You're sorry ? 927 01:13:20,208 --> 01:13:22,208 Hello ? Emergency ? 928 01:13:23,417 --> 01:13:25,250 Where are you going ? 929 01:13:25,458 --> 01:13:26,458 Stop ! 930 01:13:31,792 --> 01:13:34,208 Just get lost, okay ? 931 01:13:34,833 --> 01:13:36,833 I can't stand you ! 932 01:13:37,083 --> 01:13:39,000 Take your damn books ! 933 01:13:39,208 --> 01:13:42,042 Darling, wait... Excuse me. 934 01:13:42,250 --> 01:13:45,750 Take your damn comics ! Get lost ! 935 01:13:46,625 --> 01:13:49,917 — Antonella... — And your guitar ! 936 01:13:51,792 --> 01:13:54,083 Just go home everyone. 937 01:13:54,833 --> 01:13:56,667 What are you looking at? 938 01:13:56,875 --> 01:13:59,500 These things happen... 939 01:13:59,708 --> 01:14:02,333 Darling, let me explain... Just calm down. 940 01:14:02,542 --> 01:14:05,250 And take these too ! 941 01:14:06,500 --> 01:14:08,458 Darling, please... 942 01:14:08,667 --> 01:14:11,167 And your dinosaurs ! 943 01:14:11,875 --> 01:14:13,958 No, not my dinosaurs ! 944 01:14:16,583 --> 01:14:20,208 She read about him on the internet, her son's friend's blog. 945 01:14:22,625 --> 01:14:24,708 And she found some e—mails he'd written to her. 946 01:14:24,917 --> 01:14:28,333 Everyone knows, when you chuck e—mails 947 01:14:28,542 --> 01:14:31,042 you have to delete them too. 948 01:14:31,250 --> 01:14:34,250 You just press the delete button. 949 01:14:34,458 --> 01:14:36,375 Right ? 950 01:14:37,458 --> 01:14:40,083 You have to be smart to have an affair, 951 01:14:40,292 --> 01:14:43,000 not like this idiot ! Look what's he's done ! 952 01:14:43,208 --> 01:14:45,000 Right ? 953 01:14:46,208 --> 01:14:50,292 — Let's end this reality show. — Let's go. 954 01:14:50,500 --> 01:14:53,917 So you can talk ! Two syllables ? You're scaring me ! 955 01:14:57,042 --> 01:14:58,542 Get lost ! 956 01:14:58,750 --> 01:15:01,458 Feeling better, darling ? Stop it... 957 01:15:01,667 --> 01:15:04,167 I'll try to have a word. I'll mediate. 958 01:15:04,375 --> 01:15:07,208 — Don't worry, it's fine. — Is it? 959 01:15:07,417 --> 01:15:10,250 — She looks pretty mad to me. — No, she's not... 960 01:15:11,167 --> 01:15:13,458 In fact, she's furious ! 961 01:15:14,542 --> 01:15:16,458 Luca! 962 01:15:16,667 --> 01:15:21,042 I'm off on a work trip, mom's just helping me pack. 963 01:15:23,167 --> 01:15:26,792 — Have a good trip ! — You see, it's done now. 964 01:15:30,250 --> 01:15:31,875 Hello ? 965 01:15:32,083 --> 01:15:34,083 They did what ? 966 01:15:34,667 --> 01:15:36,083 I'm coming. 967 01:15:37,083 --> 01:15:39,583 I'll kill him, look what he did ! 968 01:15:39,792 --> 01:15:42,000 Shut up or I'll hit you again ! 969 01:15:42,208 --> 01:15:44,042 Don't talk to me ! 970 01:15:44,250 --> 01:15:47,458 — This is an emergency room ! — So what ? 971 01:15:47,667 --> 01:15:49,875 — Just behave ! — Fuck you too. 972 01:15:50,083 --> 01:15:52,083 What's up with you ? 973 01:15:52,917 --> 01:15:56,125 Can't you grow up and be civil ? 974 01:15:57,833 --> 01:16:00,667 Tell this story on your blog like all the others. 975 01:16:01,667 --> 01:16:04,667 You shut your mouth ! You're a traitor. 976 01:16:04,875 --> 01:16:07,875 —Me? — You pulled a sick stunt on me. 977 01:16:08,083 --> 01:16:10,292 It was just for a laugh. 978 01:16:10,500 --> 01:16:13,583 Anyway, Simona and I split up. What do you care ? 979 01:16:13,792 --> 01:16:16,292 If you'd screwed that girl, you wouldn't care ! 980 01:16:16,833 --> 01:16:19,833 — Massimiliano Apolloni. — Here I am. 981 01:16:22,042 --> 01:16:25,458 As far as I'm concerned, you're dead. You're a piece of shit. 982 01:16:27,167 --> 01:16:28,792 Great. 983 01:16:30,917 --> 01:16:34,000 — What the hell did you do ? — What ? 984 01:16:34,208 --> 01:16:38,167 — With Simona ? — Is that what you think ? 985 01:16:38,375 --> 01:16:42,458 -You don't touch your friend's girls. -Who said I did ? 986 01:16:42,667 --> 01:16:44,083 Who are you to judge me ? 987 01:16:44,292 --> 01:16:47,458 I'm sick of your nice—boy face. 988 01:16:47,667 --> 01:16:50,292 Just go home and get off my back. 989 01:16:54,417 --> 01:16:56,250 Did you hear me ? 990 01:16:56,458 --> 01:16:58,542 You want me to go ? Fuck you ! 991 01:18:24,292 --> 01:18:27,125 It was the night before finals. 992 01:18:27,583 --> 01:18:30,000 It wasn't how I expected it to be. 993 01:18:30,208 --> 01:18:33,208 My friends had gone and so had Azzurra. 994 01:18:33,917 --> 01:18:37,125 It was just me and my bad luck. 995 01:18:49,250 --> 01:18:53,250 You know, Luca... I used to go skiing on the Abetone. 996 01:18:53,875 --> 01:18:56,500 My nickname was Brunello di Montalcino. 997 01:18:56,708 --> 01:18:59,125 I was always drunk. 998 01:18:59,333 --> 01:19:03,750 I'd race down the black slope, and crash at the end. 999 01:19:04,333 --> 01:19:09,125 My teacher used to say: "Well done, learn from your mistakes !" 1000 01:19:11,000 --> 01:19:14,417 — You must've learnt a lot then. - Well... 1001 01:19:17,750 --> 01:19:20,583 Dad, I know we learn from our mistakes, 1002 01:19:20,792 --> 01:19:23,292 but what's done is done. 1003 01:19:24,250 --> 01:19:25,875 What do you mean ? 1004 01:19:27,583 --> 01:19:29,292 That... generally speaking, 1005 01:19:29,500 --> 01:19:33,000 when a kid needs his father, and he's never around... 1006 01:19:34,667 --> 01:19:37,958 that's something he never forgets. 1007 01:19:38,708 --> 01:19:41,125 And so generally speaking, 1008 01:19:41,625 --> 01:19:45,042 is there any chance that this kid 1009 01:19:45,792 --> 01:19:47,792 could forgive his dad ? 1010 01:19:51,750 --> 01:19:53,375 No. 1011 01:19:58,083 --> 01:20:01,167 Even though he loves his dad very much. 1012 01:20:09,958 --> 01:20:13,167 You know what? I don't believe in sayings. 1013 01:20:13,375 --> 01:20:16,375 You don't learn jack shit from your mistakes. 1014 01:20:22,375 --> 01:20:24,208 What's up ? 1015 01:20:25,708 --> 01:20:27,708 I have to go. 1016 01:20:28,250 --> 01:20:29,542 Sorry, bye. 1017 01:20:53,792 --> 01:20:55,792 Fabio Grosso ! 1018 01:21:01,917 --> 01:21:04,625 Italia 1 - Germany 0 ! 1019 01:21:18,833 --> 01:21:21,333 I don't want to talk to you ! 1020 01:21:21,542 --> 01:21:23,875 Are you nuts ? It's me. 1021 01:21:24,083 --> 01:21:26,708 Sorry, dad. I thought it was... 1022 01:21:26,917 --> 01:21:29,000 How are you ? 1023 01:21:29,208 --> 01:21:33,000 — Awful. Know what I mean ? — Yes. 1024 01:21:34,250 --> 01:21:36,083 You want to come out ? 1025 01:21:36,292 --> 01:21:39,500 I'll only take yes for an answer. 1026 01:21:42,042 --> 01:21:43,125 Yes. 1027 01:22:12,958 --> 01:22:15,375 — How dare you ? — Sorry. 1028 01:22:19,792 --> 01:22:21,208 Sorry. 1029 01:22:23,792 --> 01:22:27,083 — Azzurra. — Why are you here ? 1030 01:22:28,833 --> 01:22:31,458 Listen... I've been stupid. 1031 01:22:31,667 --> 01:22:33,042 Sorry, forgive me. 1032 01:22:33,250 --> 01:22:35,958 I'm a fool. 1033 01:22:37,042 --> 01:22:39,458 There's so much I want to say... I'd like you to... 1034 01:22:42,208 --> 01:22:44,833 I had a cool speech ready, 1035 01:22:45,042 --> 01:22:46,958 but I've forgotten it. 1036 01:22:48,042 --> 01:22:49,875 Improvise. 1037 01:23:03,958 --> 01:23:05,958 You can do better than that. 1038 01:24:07,292 --> 01:24:10,000 1 — O ! Want a return match ? 1039 01:24:12,917 --> 01:24:14,792 Dad ? 1040 01:24:15,000 --> 01:24:17,375 You haven't brought me here 1041 01:24:17,583 --> 01:24:20,000 since I got braces. 1042 01:24:20,208 --> 01:24:23,000 There's something I want to tell you. 1043 01:24:23,958 --> 01:24:27,958 Remember when I went to America, you were a kid, 1044 01:24:28,167 --> 01:24:30,125 I stayed away a year ? 1045 01:24:30,333 --> 01:24:32,958 Yes, but I don't follow... 1046 01:24:33,792 --> 01:24:37,167 You see, I've never been to America. 1047 01:24:37,375 --> 01:24:39,083 What? 1048 01:24:39,667 --> 01:24:42,500 I cheated on your mom with the neighbour. 1049 01:24:42,708 --> 01:24:46,375 She was hot stuff ! So she threw me out. 1050 01:24:46,583 --> 01:24:50,500 I'd messed up, but I loved your mom. 1051 01:24:50,708 --> 01:24:53,167 She realized that and forgave me. 1052 01:24:53,375 --> 01:24:56,458 Dad... what are you trying to tell me ? 1053 01:24:56,667 --> 01:24:59,292 He's trying to tell you I messed up. 1054 01:25:00,458 --> 01:25:02,375 You're the only woman I love. 1055 01:25:03,833 --> 01:25:07,833 You don't need me anymore. 1056 01:25:10,250 --> 01:25:12,167 Give me 20 euros for a cab, you jerk. 1057 01:25:16,750 --> 01:25:19,375 — Thanks. — You owe me. 1058 01:25:26,000 --> 01:25:28,417 These are for you. 1059 01:25:32,542 --> 01:25:36,750 I'll put them here, in case you want them. 1060 01:25:40,667 --> 01:25:44,583 The last time you bought me flowers was when Luca was born. 1061 01:25:44,792 --> 01:25:47,667 And after you had liposuction. 1062 01:25:47,875 --> 01:25:52,083 — I don't want to talk to you. — Antonella. 1063 01:25:52,708 --> 01:25:56,000 Wait a minute. I know, I'm a jerk. You're right to be mad. 1064 01:25:56,208 --> 01:25:57,833 But let me explain. 1065 01:26:00,000 --> 01:26:03,500 We had our first kiss here, 22 years ago. 1066 01:26:03,708 --> 01:26:05,667 Do you remember ? 1067 01:26:05,875 --> 01:26:06,958 Yes. 1068 01:26:07,167 --> 01:26:10,583 And this is where we got two flat tires, 1069 01:26:10,792 --> 01:26:16,208 when we were rushing you to hospital to give birth to Luca. Remember ? 1070 01:26:16,417 --> 01:26:18,125 Yes. 1071 01:26:18,333 --> 01:26:21,333 So many things have happened here. 1072 01:26:21,542 --> 01:26:23,375 Shall we show these ninepins 1073 01:26:23,625 --> 01:26:26,250 that we can start afresh ? 1074 01:26:26,458 --> 01:26:28,083 Come on, Antonella ! 1075 01:26:28,833 --> 01:26:30,458 Paolo... 1076 01:26:31,125 --> 01:26:33,125 You know why I loved you ? 1077 01:26:33,583 --> 01:26:36,000 Because you made me laugh. 1078 01:26:36,208 --> 01:26:38,833 You were full of the joys of spring, 1079 01:26:39,042 --> 01:26:41,250 like Peter Pan. 1080 01:26:43,250 --> 01:26:46,250 But Peter Pan never gets old. 1081 01:26:47,125 --> 01:26:50,958 Because if he did... get old, in his green costume, 1082 01:26:51,708 --> 01:26:54,125 he'd be a laughing stock, right? 1083 01:26:56,375 --> 01:26:58,083 Goodnight, Paolo. 1084 01:27:04,875 --> 01:27:06,875 Goodnight, Paolo. 1085 01:27:11,667 --> 01:27:14,958 The 4520 express 1086 01:27:18,250 --> 01:27:21,083 arriving from Rome destination Paris... 1087 01:27:21,292 --> 01:27:23,917 Shit, we're in Milan. 1088 01:27:26,708 --> 01:27:29,333 It's 2 am, my exam's at 8. 1089 01:27:29,625 --> 01:27:32,625 — Now what? — Get dressed, at least. 1090 01:27:33,292 --> 01:27:34,375 Shit. 1091 01:27:41,417 --> 01:27:44,625 — I'll text you when I get there. — Okay, bye. 1092 01:27:46,542 --> 01:27:48,958 Break a leg. 1093 01:27:53,125 --> 01:27:55,042 I love you. 1094 01:28:14,708 --> 01:28:17,708 What time's the next train to Rome ? 1095 01:28:18,500 --> 01:28:21,500 — Tomorrow morning. — Tomorrow ? 1096 01:28:21,750 --> 01:28:25,167 — And to get a cab ? — They're on strike. 1097 01:28:34,167 --> 01:28:35,375 Hey ! 1098 01:28:37,500 --> 01:28:38,792 Stop ! 1099 01:28:56,333 --> 01:28:59,958 — Are you crazy ? — No, it's an emergency. 1100 01:29:00,167 --> 01:29:03,375 — I've got my final exams tomorrow. — Who gives a shit? 1101 01:29:03,583 --> 01:29:05,083 Please ! 1102 01:29:06,583 --> 01:29:09,583 — Where's your school ? — It's in Rome. 1103 01:29:09,792 --> 01:29:13,875 — No way. — Come on, you're from Rome. 1104 01:29:14,833 --> 01:29:18,250 — Is my accent that strong ? - Well... 1105 01:29:19,875 --> 01:29:22,083 All right. But tell me something. 1106 01:29:23,500 --> 01:29:25,708 Which team do you support ? 1107 01:29:27,333 --> 01:29:29,167 I support... 1108 01:29:31,375 --> 01:29:33,792 Roma FC ? 1109 01:29:34,875 --> 01:29:36,792 No, wrong answer. 1110 01:29:38,958 --> 01:29:42,708 But we Lazio fans are good sports. Get in. 1111 01:29:42,917 --> 01:29:45,958 I can take you to Arezzo. 1112 01:29:46,167 --> 01:29:47,250 Thanks. 1113 01:29:48,042 --> 01:29:53,250 A Roma fan in my truck, this is a first. 1114 01:30:10,625 --> 01:30:12,042 Hello ? 1115 01:30:12,792 --> 01:30:14,208 Luca... 1116 01:30:15,292 --> 01:30:16,917 Where are you ? 1117 01:30:17,333 --> 01:30:19,417 Near Bologna ? 1118 01:30:19,625 --> 01:30:22,042 You want me to come get you ? 1119 01:30:23,417 --> 01:30:25,250 Arezzo ? 1120 01:30:26,208 --> 01:30:28,583 What time's your exam ? 1121 01:30:28,792 --> 01:30:30,625 All right. 1122 01:30:30,833 --> 01:30:33,042 Wait there, I'll come right away. 1123 01:30:33,583 --> 01:30:36,792 — What are you doing, buddy ? — Being a father. 1124 01:30:40,458 --> 01:30:42,875 Dad, we're late. 1125 01:30:43,417 --> 01:30:45,833 Come on, we'll get there. 1126 01:30:46,042 --> 01:30:49,458 —I apologized to your mom last night. —Great, what did she say ? 1127 01:30:49,667 --> 01:30:52,083 I'll try again tonight, there's hope. 1128 01:30:52,292 --> 01:30:54,500 I'm glad. Let's go. 1129 01:31:55,042 --> 01:31:58,542 — Thanks, dad. — Why were you in Milan ? 1130 01:31:58,750 --> 01:32:00,667 I followed the girl of my dreams ! 1131 01:32:04,125 --> 01:32:05,958 He's a chip off the old block. 1132 01:32:06,625 --> 01:32:08,833 Here I am, sorry... 1133 01:32:09,042 --> 01:32:11,042 for being late. 1134 01:32:11,833 --> 01:32:13,917 Where were you ? 1135 01:32:14,458 --> 01:32:17,167 I'm sorry, I got held up. 1136 01:32:17,708 --> 01:32:20,625 They've already started. 1137 01:32:21,375 --> 01:32:23,583 Yes, I know but... listen... 1138 01:32:23,833 --> 01:32:27,750 I had to go to Milan to see someone really important. 1139 01:32:28,958 --> 01:32:31,958 You know the rules. 1140 01:32:32,167 --> 01:32:35,458 I travelled all night long to get here, I'm only 15 minutes late. 1141 01:32:35,750 --> 01:32:38,375 — I'm sorry. — Please. 1142 01:32:38,583 --> 01:32:40,583 I can't, Luca. 1143 01:32:42,417 --> 01:32:44,500 Miss Paliani... 1144 01:32:44,708 --> 01:32:46,708 when you're in love 1145 01:32:46,917 --> 01:32:48,750 you do stupid things. 1146 01:32:53,542 --> 01:32:55,375 I know. 1147 01:32:56,833 --> 01:33:00,042 Okay... it's fine by us, right? 1148 01:33:00,583 --> 01:33:02,000 Of course. 1149 01:33:02,208 --> 01:33:05,500 Let's hear what the commissioner has to say. 1150 01:33:05,708 --> 01:33:07,125 Okay. 1151 01:33:08,042 --> 01:33:11,042 — Here he is. — What's the problem ? 1152 01:33:13,292 --> 01:33:14,792 You again ? 1153 01:33:16,792 --> 01:33:18,792 You've already met? 1154 01:33:20,000 --> 01:33:24,708 Luca Molinari showed up a bit late... could we turn a blind eye ? 1155 01:33:24,917 --> 01:33:27,542 — What do you think ? — You want to know ? 1156 01:33:27,750 --> 01:33:31,917 Rules are rules: Luca Molinari showed up late... he can't take the exam. 1157 01:33:32,125 --> 01:33:35,042 Wait, please. It was just 15 minutes. 1158 01:33:35,917 --> 01:33:38,333 Don't insist. 1159 01:33:38,958 --> 01:33:42,375 You could only be excused for serious health problems. 1160 01:33:42,583 --> 01:33:45,583 But I'll attest you're in good health, 1161 01:33:45,792 --> 01:33:48,792 so you'll take the exam next year. 1162 01:33:49,000 --> 01:33:50,833 Let's start. 1163 01:33:59,333 --> 01:34:02,750 Well ? Shall I call emergency ? 1164 01:34:14,208 --> 01:34:16,833 If he can't take the exam, I won't either. 1165 01:34:17,042 --> 01:34:20,458 Nonsense, sit down. 1166 01:34:27,542 --> 01:34:30,250 If they don't... 1167 01:34:31,208 --> 01:34:32,625 Have a good day. 1168 01:34:32,833 --> 01:34:36,833 Now stop messing around, sit down ! 1169 01:34:56,208 --> 01:34:58,042 Is this what you want ? Good. 1170 01:34:58,250 --> 01:34:59,875 Get out ! 1171 01:35:01,875 --> 01:35:03,167 Go on. 1172 01:35:08,792 --> 01:35:10,583 You'll be set back a year. 1173 01:35:12,833 --> 01:35:14,458 Good. 1174 01:35:22,250 --> 01:35:23,958 My compliments to you all. 1175 01:35:24,167 --> 01:35:26,792 — What's your name ? — Santilli. 1176 01:35:27,000 --> 01:35:28,500 Carry on. 1177 01:35:38,792 --> 01:35:40,500 Santilli too ? 1178 01:35:51,583 --> 01:35:54,417 So now what ? 1179 01:35:55,250 --> 01:35:58,667 You can explain to the board 1180 01:35:58,875 --> 01:36:01,583 why 95 students missed the exam. 1181 01:36:01,792 --> 01:36:05,000 We'll be all over the papers. I hope you're pleased... 1182 01:36:16,542 --> 01:36:20,833 He's changed his mind, Luca can take the exam ! 1183 01:36:46,625 --> 01:36:50,458 That's how my exam started and it finished with a D. 1184 01:36:51,417 --> 01:36:54,417 Then things started looking up, 1185 01:36:54,625 --> 01:36:56,917 thanks to someone special. 1186 01:36:57,125 --> 01:36:59,542 His name is Fabio Grosso, he's a left back. 1187 01:36:59,750 --> 01:37:03,375 On July 9th, he scored the most important goal of his life. 1188 01:37:10,458 --> 01:37:12,542 Italy's won ! 1189 01:37:13,583 --> 01:37:15,583 We're the world champions ! 1190 01:37:49,750 --> 01:37:52,458 Paolo's wife forgave him, 1191 01:37:52,667 --> 01:37:55,083 but he didn't stop playing "soccer". 1192 01:38:04,667 --> 01:38:07,375 Azzurra left Luca at Christmas. 1193 01:38:07,625 --> 01:38:11,250 You can read about their split in Riccardo's blog. 1194 01:38:15,542 --> 01:38:18,625 Luca's fallen in love again. 1195 01:38:18,875 --> 01:38:21,417 But that's another story... 1196 01:38:23,167 --> 01:38:29,167 OCR ENG Full Sp33dy94-MIRCrew 134490